1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: Fine morning show. 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 3: Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show. We have 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 3: one rule today, kids, what's up? Don't funk with the table. 5 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 4: Hands off the table. Everyone, hands off the table. 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: Okay. 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 3: These are coasters that Gandhi gave me when I got 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 3: my new desk built. 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because it was all mice and fancy and 10 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 5: we don't want you putting any ony cups on there. 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: Exactly, thank you. That's the rule of the day. The 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: rule of the day is, don't fuck up the table. Anyone. 13 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. 14 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 3: We've got Scary, We've got Danielle, We've got Froggy, and 15 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 3: there's Gandhi and I see Scotty Bee in the studio 16 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 3: with no personality, so I see straight made and of 17 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 3: course Garrett's here as well. 18 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: There you have it, and Deanna's on the camera. Hid. 19 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 4: We didn't have coasters grown up. We just had the magazine. 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 4: So my dad would be like, hey, throw me a 21 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 4: magazine because he had a sweaty glass. So it coaster 22 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 4: is a common thing in your house. 23 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh my god. 24 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: Magazines If you put a glass on that sweating on 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 3: a magazine page and it's on the table. Sometimes the 26 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 3: ring will still go through and it will leave the magazine. 27 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: On the table. You have to scratch it off with 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: your fingernail. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 4: Well, we we always knew the magazines that my dad 30 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 4: used because they were like water logged, so you would 31 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 4: have the dried pages that were all crinkly afterwards. 32 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 6: You know, I wouldn't read a crinkly magazine. I hate it. 33 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 6: My magazine has to be beautiful, like it has to 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 6: be brand new looking, or I'm not even gonna open 35 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 6: it up. 36 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: I'm with you, Danielle. 37 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 3: I want you to iron that before you bring it in. 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 3: I want a nice The reason why if it's crinkly 39 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 3: because of moisture. 40 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: What moisture is that? 41 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 6: That's right, your father said it was from the glass. 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 7: I think I still don't understand how condensation works. If 43 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 7: you have a red solo cup and there's liquid inside 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 7: of it, how does it get outside of it? 45 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 3: Because it's like cold, it's it's colder on the inside 46 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 3: that it is on the outside of organization. 47 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: But it's plastic. It shouldn't go through it. 48 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 4: It's not. 49 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't go through. It's not going it doesn't. 50 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: It's a temperature thing. It's not liquid inside the cup, 51 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: outside the cup. That's not happening. I don't know, Greg 52 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: teeth things, Scotti everything. I'm sorry. I just never understood that. 53 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: I don't get it. 54 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 4: I'll show them the YouTube video. 55 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: I'll show them the YouTube. Go look that up or 56 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: watch that YouTube video. 57 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 4: You'll sell. 58 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 2: You'll show them on the red So, yeah, is that 59 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 2: why the windows get fogged up when you're driving and 60 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 2: you're all talking and it's a bunch of hot air going. 61 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: No, that's different. 62 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 3: That's actual liquid coming through the pores of the glass. 63 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: Are you serious and scary? You're not kidding us, are you? 64 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 2: I have a problem in my in my new car 65 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 2: with with with defrosting. It's all a sudden we're talking, 66 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 2: had a conversation and the windows fog up, and I'm like, 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 2: I have to roll down the windows and to let 68 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 2: the air out. 69 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 3: Gandhi, gandhi, you share the science with it. What this 70 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: is all about. I don't understand why they don't get this. 71 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 4: This is because we're. 72 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 5: Full of cars, because there's so much hot air in 73 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 5: such a tiny little space. When we're all talking to 74 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 5: you and it's and it's. 75 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: Cold outside condensation, is it not? 76 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 6: I guess wait, wait a minute, it happened in the 77 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 6: car yesterday when I was just listening to my audible 78 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 6: and it was happening. 79 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: So why isn't it was just me and the car 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 1: because your mouth breather? What were you listen to? 81 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 8: Yeah, it was that book. 82 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 6: Hold on, it's by Colleen Hoover. Hold On, It's called 83 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 6: Ugly Love. And there are some there are there are 84 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 6: some bump and uglies. 85 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 3: So wait, you were listening to some scandalous, scandalous book, 86 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 3: and therefore you were breathing harder than usual. Condensation was 87 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 3: forming inside the car. That's warmer on the inside than 88 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 3: it is. 89 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: It is it called book porn. Thing's not bookborn. It's 90 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: Colleen Hoover. 91 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 2: She's great. 92 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: Sounds like it sucks. 93 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 2: I've never read a joke. I've never read a sex 94 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: scene in a book. I know that it gets very descriptive, 95 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 2: but is it really intense? 96 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:18,480 Speaker 1: We talk about like purple headed warriors and stuff like that. 97 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: Don't in this one. 98 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 2: No meaning like I've never You know me, I don't 99 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 2: read a whole lot of books, but I know some 100 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,679 Speaker 2: of these romance novels get really steamy. 101 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 9: Time out, time out, scary. You don't read a whole 102 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 9: lot of books, and was the last time. 103 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 4: You read here we go. 104 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 3: The last last time you did a push up was 105 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 3: when he read a book. Here's the thing about reading, 106 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 3: reading about you know sexy times. You fill in the 107 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 3: blanks with the theater of the mind, so you can 108 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 3: picture what you want them to look like in your 109 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 3: mind when you're reading. I think that's much hotter than 110 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 3: watching a born think when. 111 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 5: You read a sex scene is the only time the 112 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 5: word loin is ever actually used? Yeah, I don't think 113 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 5: you would use that in conversation. I've read a lot 114 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 5: of things about burning loins, Danielle. 115 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: Do they say lust a lot? 116 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 6: Yes, lust has been said. 117 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: The word loin should only be in a barber in 118 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: a butcher shop, burning loins. 119 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 4: I'm believing an excerpt right now. Uh, book just said 120 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,239 Speaker 4: just a random book? 121 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,720 Speaker 1: Was fabio on the cover? 122 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 6: I think so those books my grandmother and my aunt. 123 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 2: Used to read. 124 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 4: Louise Jensen was neither shallow nor vacuous, although she definitely 125 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 4: fulfilled his well endowed requirements. Because though she might be, 126 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 4: Javien still wanted her still. 127 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: Stop stop there, Okay, stop there. Now, what was her name? Uh, 128 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: Louise Jensen. 129 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 3: Okay, let's think in on my mind. Who what does 130 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 3: Louise Jensen look like? Don't don't go to her cavernous 131 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 3: area quite yet? 132 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 4: A suburban housewife. 133 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 5: I was thinking, like a grandmama. 134 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, Louise sounds like a grandma. Yeah, okay, I'm an 135 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: older in her fifties or sixties. Maybe I'm going to see. 136 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 4: Uh, I'm going to say, like in mid forties, divorced. 137 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: Uh no, no kids? No kids? Oh here, mid forties? 138 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 2: Right? 139 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: Do you have any friends named Louise good point sixties? 140 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 2: Yes? 141 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 6: Wait, we all have a friend named Louise. How old 142 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 6: is she? 143 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 10: Elvis, She's not old at all? Okay, but anyway, moving on, okay, 144 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 10: so okay, So Louise is in her mid forties according 145 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 10: to Nate, and she's neither cavernous or shallow. 146 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: It was, she's neither shallow nor vacuous. That's vacuous, vacuous massive. Okay, sorry, 147 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: she can she can accept his endowment? Yeah, so what 148 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: does that mean? 149 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 5: Stretchable? 150 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: Wow, she can hold his wiener? 151 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 6: So she wait does she not? Because I'm wondering if 152 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 6: she's had kids, she probably could hold out wiener better 153 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 6: because it would be maybe. 154 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: No, that would make her vacuous. Do you think so? 155 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 2: I don't know. 156 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, Scar, are you Mom's plaining to Danielle. 157 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: It sounds like I don't know what is vacuous. Sound 158 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 1: like a vacuum, like a dyson. 159 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 3: I think vacuous means large, doesn't it. 160 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: Big and empty? I think large and empty. 161 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 5: Oh, continue, he says, having or showing lack of thought 162 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 5: or intelligence. 163 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: That's well, I don't think that applies in this case. 164 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: Go ahead, okay. 165 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 4: Louise's laugh was louder than everyone else's, and every time 166 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 4: he heard it, which admittedly hadn't been that often, he 167 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 4: experienced a jolt of lust. 168 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: Wait what do you mean everyone? There's people watching. Apparently 169 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: this is a party. It was a party. It's getting better. 170 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: Hang on. 171 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 4: He stood out amongst all these preening peacocks. He could 172 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 4: feel They're curious, sideways glances, taking in the tattoo visible 173 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 4: on the side of his neck, the ones broken nose, 174 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 4: the fact that even though his tuxedo was tough, but 175 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 4: the line it's still felt like a monkey suit. He 176 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 4: rolled his shoulders in an attempt to loosen the tens 177 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 4: that nodded them and then decided to. 178 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: Hell with it. 179 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 4: Six was the easiest and simplest solution, best way to relax, 180 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 4: hands down. 181 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: Okay, well no, wait, back up. 182 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 3: But she was talking about how she was not shallow 183 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 3: enough or vacuous enough to not be able to accept 184 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: his crazy endowment. But he's wearing a tuxedo and there 185 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 3: are other people watching. 186 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: I think this is the start of it. Hang on, 187 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 1: let me see you jump in halfway through and. 188 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 4: Hang on. 189 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 2: I took it that he got excited over the fact 190 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 2: that she was laughing. 191 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 4: So he's into laughing, which is weird. What's the name 192 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 4: of this book, the hottest hell romance chapter that will 193 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 4: basically give you the big Oh? 194 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: I just googled. I'm sorry, no, anyone, no, no, It's 195 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 1: from Harlequin's new Forbidden series. Oh, I mean almost. Have 196 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,680 Speaker 1: you ever read a book and gotten a woody before? Yes? Yeah, yes, 197 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: I think I have to. 198 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 5: A lot of people were loving Fifty Shades of Gray. Personally, 199 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 5: I found that book very creepy, the entire series very creepy. 200 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: I agree with you. People. 201 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 6: After a while it got repetitives. It was like, okay, 202 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 6: this again, I'm tired just reading. 203 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 3: It's not what you're reading, it's how your mind is 204 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 3: interpreted that will make you excited. 205 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: Is Penthouse Letters the same thing? 206 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 2: Stop? 207 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 6: If you have an audible, you can get some of 208 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 6: the Forbidden series and they can read it to you. 209 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 2: Is it true that there are differences between men and 210 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 2: women and how they interpret like women are Actually they 211 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 2: actually can paint the picture better on their canvas in 212 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 2: their head. 213 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: Why are you asking that? Because you know that's that's 214 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: kind of a proven thing. I'm actually getting turned on 215 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 1: scrolling through this. 216 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 7: I've painted pictures frog. You remember when we were kids 217 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:42,439 Speaker 7: Penthouse Letters. 218 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: That was great. We would paint that picture without any pictures. 219 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 9: Oh no, yeah, Penthouse Letters was really dirty, but it 220 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 9: was straight to the who cares? 221 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: Just like that. That show used to be able one 222 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 1: hundred loved. 223 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 3: People would call in and talk about how they were 224 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 3: having sex so hard last night, they broke their penis whatever, 225 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 3: and we were all thinking, that's not true. 226 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 1: This is a made up story. And then doctor Judy would. 227 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 3: Say, well, even if it is made up, it's possible 228 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 3: it could be happening to someone else, so let them go. 229 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: Ah. 230 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 7: That was That was a fun show, frozen hot dog 231 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 7: stuck up your butt in the emergency room. 232 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 5: Oh we should bring that back. 233 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: Oh is it. 234 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 3: Why you missed the show that day? 235 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I found I found the park. You ready? 236 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I can read this? 237 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 4: Jealous. His hands trailed down my sides, curving over my 238 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 4: hips and then hooking on, hooking under me to bring 239 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 4: my legs out so that I was flat on my 240 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 4: back and my legs were hanging off the bed. He slips, 241 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:52,240 Speaker 4: He slowly slid my panties down as he left. 242 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,200 Speaker 1: Chuckle, what chuckle? 243 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 4: You do? You normally forget the day of the week 244 00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:00,560 Speaker 4: and to check you check your underwear to be certain. 245 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: Guess she puts her name day of the week underwork. 246 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 4: Shut up and get undressed. He was grinning as he 247 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,680 Speaker 4: pulled back, and I propped myself up on my elbows, 248 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 4: ready for the show. I didn't dare blink for fear 249 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 4: that I might miss something. As he towed off his 250 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:16,800 Speaker 4: boots and then pulled his T shirt over his head. 251 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 4: Holy hell, was he built? 252 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: Okay? 253 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 4: I knew the man was in shape, but this should 254 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:30,079 Speaker 4: be illegal. Even can you look this? He even had 255 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,439 Speaker 4: that perfectly foreigned v that slightly showed above the whist. 256 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: This isn't. 257 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 4: Trying to get my hands on it. The swimmer's button, 258 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 4: the top button of his Levi buttonfly jeans. 259 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: I held my breath. 260 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 4: Was he a boxer or a brief sky or maybe 261 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 4: a boxer? The plate? Please, for the love of God, 262 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 4: just no tidy White's. When the last button was undone 263 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,559 Speaker 4: and he slid his jeans off, I felt like I 264 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 4: should do penitence because the man was commando and his. 265 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: Words, my lord, was it huge? Oh my god? 266 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:20,839 Speaker 4: Of course? 267 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,960 Speaker 3: Now what if she had said and he pulled his 268 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 3: pants down in ohache. 269 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 7: Also all depends on how you read it. You know, 270 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 7: I mean, you're reading it kind of sensual. 271 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: You want me to read it like a fucking clown. 272 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. If you read it like a clown. 273 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 4: It wouldn't his nightstand and pulled out a condom packet like. 274 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 1: Which I'm gonna give it to guy. I want to 275 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: hear Gandhi in the voice of Minus Cyrus. Pick up, 276 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: pick up where the highlight we love By the way. 277 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 8: He opened his night stand and pulled out a condom packet. 278 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 8: We had humors raising up and down my spine and 279 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 8: ghost pimple is tangling all over my skin next to 280 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 8: my hand. And then she had a one name with 281 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 8: towy my legs. Ye, I bucked, pushing my hips up 282 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 8: to deepen his touch. Everything, his touch, he smell, his 283 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 8: passion was overwhelming, and it got me. 284 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,680 Speaker 1: Someone's into this. 285 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 4: Someone's into this. 286 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: Not in the style of like a cartoonist. 287 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, can you do the creepy old guys? 288 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh god, this is gonna be awful. Herb is great. 289 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,840 Speaker 1: Start with the size of his dead say. 290 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 4: I wrapped my hand around, just stroked him a few times. 291 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 4: But then he was hooking an I'm on to my 292 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 4: knee and lifting my legs so that I was open. 293 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 3: To Okay, okay, oh wait, hang on, here's a good sentence. 294 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:53,240 Speaker 1: We have to we have to end this. I think 295 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 1: we've gone too far as it is. We can't have 296 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: one almost sentence, just one. I was ready to. 297 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 3: Do Charlie in the bott that said, let's do as 298 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 3: they say, leave him wanting more. 299 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: People'll just end it right now. What do you say 300 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:10,599 Speaker 1: he'll do it? 301 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god, we gotta go by nice no I 302 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 1: The fifteen Minute Morning Show