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Speaker 1: I'm moving? Hello? This is Justin? Is Ted? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: This is Justin? Go ahead? Oh hey, what's that? Dude?

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Speaker 1: This is Ted? Don't know. I don't know what's ted? Um,

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Speaker 1: well that's probably you have the wrong number. No, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be calling Justin? Who is this? What

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Speaker 1: are you? Why are you calling me? Oh dude? Whoa? Um?

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Speaker 1: So my name is Ted? Yes you said that? Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling on behalf of Tyson. Do you know

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Speaker 1: who Tyson is? Yeah? Yeah, I do know who Tyson is.

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Speaker 1: He's linked to work. Um, well do you know where

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Speaker 1: he is? Um? Actually didn't have to correct you on something.

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Speaker 1: What's that like? He's not late for work? Um? Tyson

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Speaker 1: came down with something like, um he got uh food poisoning? Um,

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Speaker 1: yeah sure he did. Um. This is the probably the

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Speaker 1: eighth time this month. While the thing is like there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of bad food out there going around. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you read the media or not. But

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Speaker 1: you tell your too call me okay, but um, I

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Speaker 1: have to correct you on something again. Sorry, I don't

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Speaker 1: have to correct me on anything. I'm a physician, and like, um,

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Speaker 1: this is like you don't sound like a physician. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of stone out of your mind, dude,

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Speaker 1: like so much school. And I went to don't call

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Speaker 1: me dude. My name is Justin. I'm a doctor. And

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Speaker 1: so I was calling to tell you, like, you're not

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Speaker 1: a doctor officially. He's no, No, you're not. He's got

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Speaker 1: like something bad, real bad. Um, what medical school did

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Speaker 1: you graduate? Ted? Like the best one? There's there's out there,

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Speaker 1: the best, the best one. Yeah, like like one, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: like the best one. If you google it, it'll show

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Speaker 1: it'll be like the top ten list. So I'm John Hopkins.

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Speaker 1: Who's that dude? I know I was calling him about

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Speaker 1: um tyson. I don't I don't know who Josh Hopkins is.

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Speaker 1: John Medical University. You graduated from the best one, right,

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Speaker 1: that would be the best one? Oh yeah, d that

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Speaker 1: that's a proud um graduity of Josh Hopkins universe. Clear, Ted,

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Speaker 1: you're not a doctor, and you can tell your little

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Speaker 1: stoner buddy Tyson that if he does not call me

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Speaker 1: in ten minutes, he could find himself a new job.

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Speaker 1: Is that clear? Du You don't have to get that dramatic,

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Speaker 1: do you. I don't care if you're amputinating all of

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Speaker 1: his limbs. We can talk. Put him phone, dude. He

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Speaker 1: just gave me like the craziest visual right now, like

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Speaker 1: Tyson with no legs and no arms, and like I

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Speaker 1: even picture like his nose off. I was imagining him

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Speaker 1: like working, but when no nose. All right, you wait,

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Speaker 1: wait my time right now, you idiot, you're stuttering like

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Speaker 1: you're stoned out of your mind. I talked to Bryce.

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Speaker 1: I thought to Bryce, my VP on this so many

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Speaker 1: times we have given him so much Lee wait, and

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Speaker 1: this is the last straw, last straw? Well, would it

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Speaker 1: be easier if I, like, let he talked to him? Yeah? Please?

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Speaker 1: Is he I would love Yeah, but he's super sick.

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Speaker 1: But I don't care. Ted, Yeah, I don't care. Put

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Speaker 1: your stoner buddy on the phone. It sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: like real piss so I'll put him on. I'm very

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Speaker 1: pissed off. This is the eighth time in a month. Okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: just hold on one second. Okay, I'll go get him.

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Speaker 1: Call me dude. Okay, bro, I'll go get him. Just

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Speaker 1: hid him, get that okay? Now, uh hey Justin, Hey, Justin.

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Speaker 1: This is Tyson. Um. I'm sorry I can't come to

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Speaker 1: the phone right now. But if you leave, this is

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Speaker 1: not Tyson, this is Ted still. Um. If you put

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Speaker 1: Tyson on the phone, if you leave a message back,

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Speaker 1: why would you have a voicemail where you said my name?

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Speaker 1: Listen you idiots? How much thought you smoke today? Way

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Speaker 1: too much? Whoa put Tyson on the phone? You idiot?

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Speaker 1: If you just leave a message at the bea why

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Speaker 1: would you if this is just leave it at the beeB? Dude,

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Speaker 1: you are not a voicemail. You tell your roommate or

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Speaker 1: your buddy or whoever it is that is sitting next

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Speaker 1: to you. Wa thing is asshole? How he's fired? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: how would I just tell you this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? That dude? What? How would I tell you

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Speaker 1: it is a joke? What's your show? Who is this? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you? So this is what

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Speaker 1: your business partner Bryce set you up? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he says that you guys have a lot of employees

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Speaker 1: coming in late for work lately and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you about it. No. No, he even told

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Speaker 1: you that that Tyson guy was late today and he wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Are you first kidding me? No, I'm not, but I

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Speaker 1: am impressed that you were able to tell I wasn't

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Speaker 1: a doctor. How did you figure that out? That was

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