WEBVTT - Hour 3: Rules for Thee 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:16.640 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is a Jesse 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:20.239 Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:25.160 a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We're gonna talk about the Pentagon Chips. First, 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.440 we're gonna make fun of Bernie Sanders. Then we'll do 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.560 some emails. Oh that and so much more coming up 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.080 in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.479 the Free Beacon reported that Bernie Sanders spent two hundred 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:40.000 and twenty one thousand dollars on private jets when he 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:45.320 was out on a quote fighting oligarchy tour. I just 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.720 wanted to make a quick point that we've made many 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.879 times before, but we have a bunch of new listeners, 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:54.920 so I wanted to remind you of this. There are 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:59.480 three things all of the evil people who run the 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:04.200 West have in common. All these filthy communists, they all 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:09.120 share the same three characteristics. One no love of country. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.440 You get that, that's very obvious everywhere you look. Why 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.640 don't you see more patriotism in Hollywood? Why isn't there 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:20.360 more patriotism on college campus? At CNN? Love of country? 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.840 They think the very idea of that is ridiculous. In fact, 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:28.720 they think you're ridiculous for thinking it. That's the truth. Two, 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.160 no connection to the real world. There was a lady 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:37.280 Chris We never even played the audio. Grab the audio 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.160 if you can find the lady on CNN talking about 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.800 do we even care about HVAC jobs or something like that. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.080 That's what she says. She says something to that extent. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.840 There is a class of people in this country who 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:54.920 were born into Oh good, this lady, This lady said 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.680 this on live television, coud is it worth it to 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.640 been the global economy for HVAC jobs? Right? 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.920 Which is what Howard Nick is talking about. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:12.240 That. Did you hear hear how the word HVAC jobs 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.520 just it's like it dripped out of her mouth. Did 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.480 you hear that? The disdain? She couldn't she didn't even 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.400 bother trying to hide it. Are we going to up 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:27.840 end the global economy for HVAC jobs? By the way, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:32.639 young men, you want to make a fortune, go learn 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.960 how to do hvac start your own company when you're young, 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:38.640 be a millionaire one day. You do it right anyway, 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.480 But you heard the disdain in her voice. There is 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:46.320 a laptop class of people who run the West. They're 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.720 all over the media, they're all over Hollywood, they're all 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:52.680 over Washington, d C. In Washington, d C. Have you 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.560 ever done something, here's a fun experiment for you. Go 0:02:55.600 --> 0:03:02.000 look at the backgrounds of every Democrat Senator's remarkable, how constant. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:08.360 You see a really nice background combined with early either 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:13.160 media activism or political activism. These people walk right off 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:17.200 of a privileged college campus into interning for this congressman. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.040 And to this they don't even understand blue collar people, 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.720 nor do they want to. Everything is academia, right. So 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.320 that's the second thing they all have in common. No 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.840 love of country, no connection to normal people, to the 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:33.520 real world. And the third is this, they really see 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:38.200 themselves as kings and queens. Even the comedies like Bernie Sanders, 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:42.480 he doesn't actually want to be a peasant. He definitely 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.720 doesn't want to be equal to others. You see, he's 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:52.200 a leader. You you're the peasant. He he's more important. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:59.160 He leads, you follow, he rules, you obey. You're the subject. 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:04.320 He's the feudal lord. You you don't get to ride 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.640 on a private jet because he told you you couldn't 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.960 ride on a private jet. But the peasants don't get 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.320 to eat the same things the king gets to eat. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:17.440 He does, you do not, and he doesn't see anything 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.320 wrong with that arrangement at all. It reminds me about 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.520 that COVID narrative we talked about many times before what 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.159 I told you. Do you remember during COVID. Do you 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:32.599 remember how many politicians, all of them democrats, Remember how 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.360 many of them got caught violating their own COVID rules. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.440 We could go down the list. Gretchen Whitmer. Gavin Newsom 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.480 is probably one of the most famous ones. Deborah Buroks. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:46.520 They would it happened repeatedly. They would just do something. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.680 They would say something, Hey, don't do this. And then 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.200 when Gavin Newsom did it, it was the same day 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.640 he said, hey, don't do this, don't gather in restaurants. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.040 And then after it he got in the car and 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.320 drove to a restaurant and gathered with his friends. Now, 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.880 I'll tell you now what I told you then. This 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.120 is the era of the cell phone. This is the 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.560 era where you are a journalist already. You don't have 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.920 to go to some special school. Everybody has a camera, 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.839 a microphone, everybody has a recording device. They walk around 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.280 with them all the time, and everyone records everything now, 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:27.880 and you know who knows this. Everybody who's even slightly famous. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:31.520 Everybody knows this. If you are in the public eye, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:35.799 you are aware that you may be recorded at any time, 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.279 with or without your knowledge. And I promise you guys 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.599 like the governor of California, Gavin Newsom, he very much 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:49.440 knows this. Do you really think he got caught? You think, 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.680 Gretchen Whitmer, I think all these people. You think they 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:56.240 got caught vacationing in Florida without masks on after they 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.920 told you to wear one. You think they really got caught? 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.600 Or do you think they wanted you to know? They 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:10.520 wanted you to know they rule you do not they 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.880 are the kings. You are the subject. These stories keep 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.839 coming out about people like John Kerry and Bernie Sanders, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.800 all these people who tell you that you have to 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.160 have a solar panel on your house, that you have 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.640 to do with less, you have to be poorer, you 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.000 don't get as much air conditioning, And yet they are 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.720 always the ones in these private jets. Do you really 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.839 think they keep getting caught or do they want you 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:42.120 to know? They want you to know? Oh yeah, go ahead, Chris, 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.400 go ahead, this is John. Carry on that issue pollution. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.440 I understand that you came here with the private jet. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.880 Is that an environmental way to travel if you offset 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.359 your carbon it's the only choice for somebody like me 0:06:56.040 --> 0:07:00.560 who is traveling the world to win this battle. For 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:06.839 somebody like me, Look, somebody like you, you don't get to. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.640 In fact, you shouldn't even own a car, you earth 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:18.960 destroying peasant. But that's you me. Wow, I'm too important. 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:23.160 That's why I tell you often no matter what your 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.480 belief system is, you believe what you want to believe. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:30.040 It's not my business. But it is very much a 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:34.840 spiritual war we are in. Either you look at every 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:41.320 human being as a unique god breathe soul who is 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:45.760 who is definitely deserving of the same rights that you have, 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.480 or you just don't look at the world that way. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.600 And that's a very old way of looking at the 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.720 world that you would argue that's probably the majority of 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.280 people in the history of the world have looked at 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.400 the world in that way. Well, now there's a there 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.200 are classes of people, and this exists all over the 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.880 world today. India's famous for this. You've heard of India's 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.320 cast system. Well that's still in place. Have you ever 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.880 done any studying on India. It's really it's really bad. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.360 They have a lot of problems, and a lot of 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:19.920 it stems from if you're born in this group, yeah, 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.960 you're damn it, kind of the ickies. You're not allowed 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.000 in this group. But then then then there's a group 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.320 above them. What you're not allowed in this group. It's 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.480 it's the normal way people look at the world, and 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.200 it's how these people, these Bernie Sanders types, the John 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.440 Kerry types, so how they look at you, how they 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.640 look at me. Hey, Jesse go through a couple of emails. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.920 Do you watch any of the Bible movies such as 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.719 The Chosen her House of David. I have seen some 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.000 of The Chosen. It's very good. I am gonna watch 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.920 it at some point. I don't watch much TV, so 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.800 these questions about do you see it, I'm usually gonna 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:59.280 disappoint you. I prefer if I watch something that's usually 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.360 a documentary. Okay. I have seen a couple episodes of 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:03.960 The Chosen. I thought it was very good. I would 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.920 recommend it. I haven't seen any of the House of David. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.080 Ob has I think she's watched it all. It's very good. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.360 What Chris, House of David? You would like it? Chris, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:18.040 Probably it's about King David, King David. I think it 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.080 goes all the way to Jesus. So why are you 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.440 raising your hands like you don't know who King David is? 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.560 You're a Jew? Oh you never heard of it. I 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.480 think it's on Netflix or something. You have heard of 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.960 King David rank Chris and okay, you never mind? He 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:33.440 said he hadn't heard of the shows. It's famous. Chris. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.560 I think it's on Netflix or Amazon Prime. And look, hey, buddy, 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.400 I didn't watch it. It may go all the way 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.200 to Jesus, which may make you uncomfortable. But I know 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.840 that they have older stuff. They're like, well, I know 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.640 this because when I walked by there was a scene 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:49.920 I think ib was watching with King Saul. So this 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.120 is like old Testament stuff. And she said she's a 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:55.079 pretty good critic of that stuff. She said it was 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.360 very well done. She said it so maybe maybe something 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:02.160 worth watching. And ob Ob would pitch a fit if 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.559 they threw any disgusting stuff in there in ruin the 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:09.000 whole thing. She would tell me if she didn't say anything. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.240 So it must be well done. Hey, that's a second 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:16.319 hand endorsement. Yell at off. If it's not good, that's 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.800 definitely good. Hey, just yell at my wife, not me. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.840 All right. So I have a couple of things I 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.679 want to do. We have to talk about the Pentagon, 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.120 and we have to launch Jewish producer Chris into a 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.520 level of stress you've never seen before. We will do 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.240 both of those things in a moment. Before we do that, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.240 I'm going to tell you about getting rid of pain. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.960 It's like a gift you can give yourself. That's what 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.319 I consider relief factor. In fact, if you have somebody 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:51.360 in your life struggles with pain, Ah, my back hurts, 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.640 my next, why don't you try giving them a three 0:10:55.679 --> 0:11:00.360 week supply of relief Factor. 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Next it is the 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:51.200 Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. Do not forget 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.080 you need to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:58.880 now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. A third 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:02.520 senior Pentagon of official has been placed on leave as 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:07.560 the investigation widens. What investigation? How in the world did 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:11.480 a communist reporter with The Atlantic get included on a 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:18.280 group text, a group messaging app with national security implications? Well, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.160 I think by now being as how they keep putting 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:27.640 people on leave, communists inside of the government added him there. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.720 They added him to it. This is the level of 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:35.720 resistance and revolution we have to deal with. And this 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.040 is what happens when you fill up the government with 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.880 your people. Barack Obama really really did it well. Eight 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.679 years he did it well. He completely remade the FBI. 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.480 Notice how you didn't hate the FBI until recently. Barack 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:54.319 Obama was the one who redesigned the FBI. The military 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:58.320 all of ith. Gosh, all right, we're going to stress 0:12:58.360 --> 0:12:59.679 Chris out because I don't want to talk about this 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:04.360 anymore more. I got this email, and I'll be honest, 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:08.839 it actually made my blood pressure rise a little bit, 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.480 so I can't imagine what it did to Chris Oracle. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:15.400 We were going off about coffee. Remember, I was listening 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.439 to your story, your new invention story about home coffee, 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.800 and I think you're underappreciating the home bearist a trend. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.559 And this guy says, would you like to give Chris 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:31.040 a heart arrhythmia? I have a This is what this 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:36.920 guy says. I have a four thousand dollars coffee grinder. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.960 All it does is grind coffee beans. Yes, you could 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.200 grind coffee beans with a couple rocks, but this thing 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:49.440 does it very precisely. To go with it, I have 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:55.160 a four thousand dollars espreshio machine. You should see the 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.400 look on Chris's face. He has his hands over his mouth, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.920 and another two thousand dollar just in case I feel 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:05.720 like using a different machine. I know for that much money, 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.200 I could buy a thousand ten dollars coffees, which is 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.560 about three years of daily coffee drinking, and that doesn't 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.920 include the cost of beans. And I do all the 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:20.360 work cleaning and maintenance myself. But I'm a doctor, and 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:25.680 as a fellow doctor, you know it's all about prestige now. 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:32.400 I'll be honest. When I screamed at Chris about this email, 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.880 Chris was more defensive of it than I was, because 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:42.120 I still can't wrap my mind around the coffee grinder. Now. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:46.400 I should clarify that there are somethings. You know. I'm 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.600 the menu whisper right. I can always tell you what 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.880 food to order off of whatever menu. I just can't. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:57.760 I'm really really good at it. Coffee is not my thing. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.960 I love a lot of different kinds of coffee. I 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:06.080 try to only patronize veteran coffee groups or like good 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:10.280 coffee companies. I really believe in those. But I have 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:14.240 gas station coffee all the time. I have Kirig coffee 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.160 all the time. That's what we have here in the studio. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.400 Chris hates it. I have a we have a decent 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.560 coffee maker at the house. I don't remember what kind it's. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:22.960 I don't remember what kind it is. It was a 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:26.440 housewarming gift from my parents. Jura does that sound right, Chris, 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:30.360 Jura Jura jarra, But it starts with a jay whatever. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.160 It's a nice coffee machine. But you know what, I 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:38.040 can't taste any difference. I could have the coffee on 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.120 a nice coffee machine. I can have it from the kirik. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:42.360 I can have it from seven to eleven. It's all 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.480 the same to me. I drink black coffee. What Chris? 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:44.600 What? 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.080 Okay? So you say, Chris, that it's all about how 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:54.840 fresh the beans are. What am I going to taste 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:57.480 different whether they're fresh or no? I guess I just 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:01.640 don't taste the difference. Say there's more flavor. I still 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.720 think you coffee people were making that up. But let 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.200 me give that to you. Let me go ahead and 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.200 give it to you, because Chris is the coffee snob 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:12.160 and I am not a coffee grinder. Is like fifteen 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:17.000 dollars at Target. No, it's not more than that, Chris. 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.440 They sell them in the grocery store, the little black ones. 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.120 I've had one my entire life, the little black one. 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.040 That's a that's six inches tall. You dump the beans 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.240 in an imfeed, you press it down and it grinds 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.760 the beans. Buddy, that's not twenty bucks. I guarantee that's 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:35.600 not twenty bucks. What what's the difference between the largest 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.200 and the smallest particle? It depends on how long you 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:40.840 press down the button. I've never seen a large particle 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.920 in there. It's all ground up every time. And are 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.080 you really seriously going to sit there and tell me 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.960 if there's a couple of little particles that aren't all 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:51.440 the way ground up that it will make any kind 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.600 of a difference that I would be able to decipher. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.120 And the cup of gun, you're outside of your mind. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:00.960 You're a liar, No, you are. You are a liar. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:04.480 I think you coffee snobs are liars who want people 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:08.080 to think you're more sophisticated than you are. That's crazy. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:11.000 Four thousand dollars. I'm not even killing the guy for 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.560 the what was it, a four thousand dollars espresso machine? Okay, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:17.880 I'm not even killing him for that because I don't 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:19.720 buy them. I don't know what they cost. We always 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.920 just had a pot, right, the pot with a little 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:26.520 round filter, that's what we add. But a four thousand 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:31.080 dollars grinder, there's no need. There's no need for that. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.040 Then you're just showing off. That's all that is. And look, hey, 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:36.879 you're a doctor. I'm not actually killing the guy you 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:38.560 want to show off. I'm sure you're making a bunch 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.600 of money. That's fine, go ahead. I want you to succeed. 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.800 I don't have wealth envy. I don't pity the poor. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:47.240 I don't envy the rich. Go make your money or 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:49.240 don't make money. Money is not everything in the world, 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:53.240 I get it. But four thousand dollars for a coffee grinder, 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.159 you know what, I'm looking it up through in the break, 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.880 I guarantee you that little coffee grinder that I've had 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:59.959 for twenty years. I bet you it's twenty bucks off 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.919 Amazon or something like that doesn't cost anything. And Chris, 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:07.280 you're a liar. You can't taste any difference. Anyway. Apparently 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.000 we're gonna start making chips again in this country, and 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:14.800 we're gonna talk about illegals. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:21.240 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.639 It is a magnificent Thursday. However, I do have some 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:29.240 questions and concerned about the way British people say microwa 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:32.119 and I still need a bit of milk full fat 0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:36.520 which I've warmed in the meat crow Worthy. What did 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:40.879 you just say? I hold on what? And I still 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:44.200 need a bit of milk full fat which I've warmed 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:48.680 in the meatcro werevey. British people can't even speak English. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.840 I don't understand it, Jesse. Tonight, I was listening, I 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.000 have missed the show earlier in the week. You mentioned 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:58.119 the Italian Campaign World War One. It reminded me of 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:02.159 the metal given to me by my grandfather, who immigrated 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:06.040 from Calabria or Calabria, I don't know. It's in Italy. 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:10.520 He was awarded this for his service in the Alpine 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:14.560 Division of the Italian Army in World War One. He 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:17.680 gave it to me in the fifties. He didn't speak 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:21.600 much English, but my dad said, possibly embellishing a bit. 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:28.200 The medal depicted my grandfather, Ernesto Ferrado, carrying artillery up 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:31.480 the Italian Alps. I am named for him, but I 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:34.560 go by my middle name. Anyway, as I'm typing and listening, 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:40.760 I'm been digging for the medal, so that Alpine Division. 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.600 I didn't really go into this much when I did 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:47.879 the World War One Italian Campaign thing, but that Alpine 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:52.400 Division they were actually known as the Alpines. The Alpines 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:58.040 and Austria Hungary they had their own Alpine division and 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:03.600 those dudes were studs. Studs essentially, this is what had happened. 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:06.879 We're not gonna don't worry, I won't get two sidetracked. 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.560 Mountain climbing. You know what mountain climbing is. I know 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:17.000 what mountain climbing is. Okay, mountain climbing back in this time, 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:24.400 at this time was a relatively new concept, meaning, hey, 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.760 there's a tall peak, I better go figure out a 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.119 way to get to the top. We've always existed in 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:33.400 that kind of a world where that's something people do. 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.399 People go climb Mount Everest, they're K two or something, 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:41.520 that's what people do. This was in this era kind 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:46.080 of a new phenomenon, and so people are inevitably, as 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.720 it's the new thing, they're gonna drift towards the Alps, 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:52.439 places like the Alps to go do some of the 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:56.800 best and biggest mountain climbing there was. And people from 0:20:56.880 --> 0:21:00.959 this region, both Austria Hungary at the time and Italy 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:04.119 at the time, they started to get really good at 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:06.960 it and really familiar with it. And I'm sure, A 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:09.280 lot of this had to do with basic technology that 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:11.360 came out that allowed them to do it. Either way, 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:18.400 you had these studs on both sides who were already very, 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:22.440 very comfortable and familiar with the mountains, how to survive, 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:24.360 how to get up, to get down, how to do 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:29.520 all these things. And each army recruited these men heavily 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:34.600 to form these special divisions that could not only fight 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:39.040 in the mountains, but could train the other regular troops 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:41.800 how to fight in the mountains. Yeah, total studs. The 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:44.080 guy who wrote that email, your granddad was a stud, 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.159 Dear doctor, super genius. I like this guy. You were 0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:49.600 talking about how you went to McDonald's before you got 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:52.800 to grandma's house because she was a bad cook. We 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:56.080 did that too. My dad's mom couldn't cook. Was your 0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:59.320 other grandma a decent cook? Please let the bar eat. 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:05.080 I don't know my other grandma had ever made me anything, 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:07.960 Dear Oracle. I'm a twenty one year old college student 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:10.959 from Wisconsin. I'm wondering what your choice of beer was 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:13.000 back in the day. You don't ask, Doctor Jesse doesn't 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:17.520 start until tomorrow, Okay, Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot Com. 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:19.800 Guy says, I'm wondering what your choice of beer was 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:25.479 back in the day. His name is Ira, Iira. Whatever 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:29.439 was cheap? Okay, whatever was cheap. I know you're going 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:32.600 to be stunned, but I wasn't all that classy and 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:34.960 I didn't want to spend money. It was a lot 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:40.320 of Keystone Light. What Chris what? Well? Chris said, no favorites. 0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:45.480 My favorite was what was cheap? Keystone Light was very cheap, 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:48.040 very very cheap, and I don't remember the prices. We 0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:50.399 were just young and stupid and drank too much beer 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:55.600 natural ice or natural light, which we called Natty Natty 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:59.960 ice Natty Light. That was even cheaper. But you really 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:03.400 didn't want to go that route. You really didn't want 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:05.280 to go that route. I'll tell you this. We were 0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:08.359 all cheap. We were all pretty white trash. And the 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:10.960 guy who showed up with Natty, he was probably gonna 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:12.399 get made fun of a little bit. But then of 0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:15.320 course we would have some I don't even know if 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:17.600 any of these brands are still around. To be honest with, 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:22.159 you don't really drink beer anymore. Milwaukee's Best is I 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.000 don't know if Milwaukee's Best was around. We called it 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.600 Milwaukee's worst, that was always on the list whatever whatever 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:30.600 happened to be cheap at the time. Well, do you 0:23:30.600 --> 0:23:32.399 want me to tell you I was a moron? Jesse? 0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:35.720 I missed your show. I was at the Waterboard meeting, 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:38.280 the one that you guilted me into becoming part of. 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:42.760 I heard the hate email about Christy Nome. I thought 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:45.399 I was the only Trump supporter who cannot stand the 0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:48.960 photo ops like that. It's good to know I'm not alone. Yeah, look, 0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:52.560 there are a lot of us. So Trump said something 0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:55.720 and we have played it the other day, speaking of 0:23:55.760 --> 0:24:02.080 Gnome and immigration stuff like that, Trump has said, well, 0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:05.119 he plans to bring back the illegals at self deport quote. 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:09.280 This is the quote. We're going to give them a stipend. 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:13.080 We're going to give them some money and a plane ticket, 0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:17.360 and we're gonna work with them. If they're good, if 0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:19.840 we want them back in, We're going to work with 0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:23.240 them to get them back as quickly as we can. 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:28.320 This was on an interview on Fox News with Rachel Campo. Stuffy, 0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.800 Here's what I'm going to say. If he means that, 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:39.840 h No, absolutely not. That's completely wrong and insane. We 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.280