Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is a Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We're gonna talk about the Pentagon Chips. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make fun of Bernie Sanders. Then we'll do
Speaker 1: some emails. Oh that and so much more coming up
Speaker 1: in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So
Speaker 1: the Free Beacon reported that Bernie Sanders spent two hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty one thousand dollars on private jets when he
Speaker 1: was out on a quote fighting oligarchy tour. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make a quick point that we've made many
Speaker 1: times before, but we have a bunch of new listeners,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to remind you of this. There are
Speaker 1: three things all of the evil people who run the
Speaker 1: West have in common. All these filthy communists, they all
Speaker 1: share the same three characteristics. One no love of country.
Speaker 1: You get that, that's very obvious everywhere you look. Why
Speaker 1: don't you see more patriotism in Hollywood? Why isn't there
Speaker 1: more patriotism on college campus? At CNN? Love of country?
Speaker 1: They think the very idea of that is ridiculous. In fact,
Speaker 1: they think you're ridiculous for thinking it. That's the truth. Two,
Speaker 1: no connection to the real world. There was a lady
Speaker 1: Chris We never even played the audio. Grab the audio
Speaker 1: if you can find the lady on CNN talking about
Speaker 1: do we even care about HVAC jobs or something like that.
Speaker 1: That's what she says. She says something to that extent.
Speaker 1: There is a class of people in this country who
Speaker 1: were born into Oh good, this lady, This lady said
Speaker 1: this on live television, coud is it worth it to
Speaker 1: been the global economy for HVAC jobs? Right?
Speaker 2: Which is what Howard Nick is talking about.
Speaker 1: That. Did you hear hear how the word HVAC jobs
Speaker 1: just it's like it dripped out of her mouth. Did
Speaker 1: you hear that? The disdain? She couldn't she didn't even
Speaker 1: bother trying to hide it. Are we going to up
Speaker 1: end the global economy for HVAC jobs? By the way,
Speaker 1: young men, you want to make a fortune, go learn
Speaker 1: how to do hvac start your own company when you're young,
Speaker 1: be a millionaire one day. You do it right anyway,
Speaker 1: But you heard the disdain in her voice. There is
Speaker 1: a laptop class of people who run the West. They're
Speaker 1: all over the media, they're all over Hollywood, they're all
Speaker 1: over Washington, d C. In Washington, d C. Have you
Speaker 1: ever done something, here's a fun experiment for you. Go
Speaker 1: look at the backgrounds of every Democrat Senator's remarkable, how constant.
Speaker 1: You see a really nice background combined with early either
Speaker 1: media activism or political activism. These people walk right off
Speaker 1: of a privileged college campus into interning for this congressman.
Speaker 1: And to this they don't even understand blue collar people,
Speaker 1: nor do they want to. Everything is academia, right. So
Speaker 1: that's the second thing they all have in common. No
Speaker 1: love of country, no connection to normal people, to the
Speaker 1: real world. And the third is this, they really see
Speaker 1: themselves as kings and queens. Even the comedies like Bernie Sanders,
Speaker 1: he doesn't actually want to be a peasant. He definitely
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be equal to others. You see, he's
Speaker 1: a leader. You you're the peasant. He he's more important.
Speaker 1: He leads, you follow, he rules, you obey. You're the subject.
Speaker 1: He's the feudal lord. You you don't get to ride
Speaker 1: on a private jet because he told you you couldn't
Speaker 1: ride on a private jet. But the peasants don't get
Speaker 1: to eat the same things the king gets to eat.
Speaker 1: He does, you do not, and he doesn't see anything
Speaker 1: wrong with that arrangement at all. It reminds me about
Speaker 1: that COVID narrative we talked about many times before what
Speaker 1: I told you. Do you remember during COVID. Do you
Speaker 1: remember how many politicians, all of them democrats, Remember how
Speaker 1: many of them got caught violating their own COVID rules.
Speaker 1: We could go down the list. Gretchen Whitmer. Gavin Newsom
Speaker 1: is probably one of the most famous ones. Deborah Buroks.
Speaker 1: They would it happened repeatedly. They would just do something.
Speaker 1: They would say something, Hey, don't do this. And then
Speaker 1: when Gavin Newsom did it, it was the same day
Speaker 1: he said, hey, don't do this, don't gather in restaurants.
Speaker 1: And then after it he got in the car and
Speaker 1: drove to a restaurant and gathered with his friends. Now,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you now what I told you then. This
Speaker 1: is the era of the cell phone. This is the
Speaker 1: era where you are a journalist already. You don't have
Speaker 1: to go to some special school. Everybody has a camera,
Speaker 1: a microphone, everybody has a recording device. They walk around
Speaker 1: with them all the time, and everyone records everything now,
Speaker 1: and you know who knows this. Everybody who's even slightly famous.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows this. If you are in the public eye,
Speaker 1: you are aware that you may be recorded at any time,
Speaker 1: with or without your knowledge. And I promise you guys
Speaker 1: like the governor of California, Gavin Newsom, he very much
Speaker 1: knows this. Do you really think he got caught? You think,
Speaker 1: Gretchen Whitmer, I think all these people. You think they
Speaker 1: got caught vacationing in Florida without masks on after they
Speaker 1: told you to wear one. You think they really got caught?
Speaker 1: Or do you think they wanted you to know? They
Speaker 1: wanted you to know they rule you do not they
Speaker 1: are the kings. You are the subject. These stories keep
Speaker 1: coming out about people like John Kerry and Bernie Sanders,
Speaker 1: all these people who tell you that you have to
Speaker 1: have a solar panel on your house, that you have
Speaker 1: to do with less, you have to be poorer, you
Speaker 1: don't get as much air conditioning, And yet they are
Speaker 1: always the ones in these private jets. Do you really
Speaker 1: think they keep getting caught or do they want you
Speaker 1: to know? They want you to know? Oh yeah, go ahead, Chris,
Speaker 1: go ahead, this is John. Carry on that issue pollution.
Speaker 1: I understand that you came here with the private jet.
Speaker 1: Is that an environmental way to travel if you offset
Speaker 1: your carbon it's the only choice for somebody like me
Speaker 1: who is traveling the world to win this battle. For
Speaker 1: somebody like me, Look, somebody like you, you don't get to.
Speaker 1: In fact, you shouldn't even own a car, you earth
Speaker 1: destroying peasant. But that's you me. Wow, I'm too important.
Speaker 1: That's why I tell you often no matter what your
Speaker 1: belief system is, you believe what you want to believe.
Speaker 1: It's not my business. But it is very much a
Speaker 1: spiritual war we are in. Either you look at every
Speaker 1: human being as a unique god breathe soul who is
Speaker 1: who is definitely deserving of the same rights that you have,
Speaker 1: or you just don't look at the world that way.
Speaker 1: And that's a very old way of looking at the
Speaker 1: world that you would argue that's probably the majority of
Speaker 1: people in the history of the world have looked at
Speaker 1: the world in that way. Well, now there's a there
Speaker 1: are classes of people, and this exists all over the
Speaker 1: world today. India's famous for this. You've heard of India's
Speaker 1: cast system. Well that's still in place. Have you ever
Speaker 1: done any studying on India. It's really it's really bad.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of problems, and a lot of
Speaker 1: it stems from if you're born in this group, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're damn it, kind of the ickies. You're not allowed
Speaker 1: in this group. But then then then there's a group
Speaker 1: above them. What you're not allowed in this group. It's
Speaker 1: it's the normal way people look at the world, and
Speaker 1: it's how these people, these Bernie Sanders types, the John
Speaker 1: Kerry types, so how they look at you, how they
Speaker 1: look at me. Hey, Jesse go through a couple of emails.
Speaker 1: Do you watch any of the Bible movies such as
Speaker 1: The Chosen her House of David. I have seen some
Speaker 1: of The Chosen. It's very good. I am gonna watch
Speaker 1: it at some point. I don't watch much TV, so
Speaker 1: these questions about do you see it, I'm usually gonna
Speaker 1: disappoint you. I prefer if I watch something that's usually
Speaker 1: a documentary. Okay. I have seen a couple episodes of
Speaker 1: The Chosen. I thought it was very good. I would
Speaker 1: recommend it. I haven't seen any of the House of David.
Speaker 1: Ob has I think she's watched it all. It's very good.
Speaker 1: What Chris, House of David? You would like it? Chris,
Speaker 1: Probably it's about King David, King David. I think it
Speaker 1: goes all the way to Jesus. So why are you
Speaker 1: raising your hands like you don't know who King David is?
Speaker 1: You're a Jew? Oh you never heard of it. I
Speaker 1: think it's on Netflix or something. You have heard of
Speaker 1: King David rank Chris and okay, you never mind? He
Speaker 1: said he hadn't heard of the shows. It's famous. Chris.
Speaker 1: I think it's on Netflix or Amazon Prime. And look, hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. It may go all the way
Speaker 1: to Jesus, which may make you uncomfortable. But I know
Speaker 1: that they have older stuff. They're like, well, I know
Speaker 1: this because when I walked by there was a scene
Speaker 1: I think ib was watching with King Saul. So this
Speaker 1: is like old Testament stuff. And she said she's a
Speaker 1: pretty good critic of that stuff. She said it was
Speaker 1: very well done. She said it so maybe maybe something
Speaker 1: worth watching. And ob Ob would pitch a fit if
Speaker 1: they threw any disgusting stuff in there in ruin the
Speaker 1: whole thing. She would tell me if she didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: So it must be well done. Hey, that's a second
Speaker 1: hand endorsement. Yell at off. If it's not good, that's
Speaker 1: definitely good. Hey, just yell at my wife, not me.
Speaker 1: All right. So I have a couple of things I
Speaker 1: want to do. We have to talk about the Pentagon,
Speaker 1: and we have to launch Jewish producer Chris into a
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Speaker 1: the Pentagon. Next Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. Do not forget
Speaker 1: you need to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in
Speaker 1: now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. A third
Speaker 1: senior Pentagon of official has been placed on leave as
Speaker 1: the investigation widens. What investigation? How in the world did
Speaker 1: a communist reporter with The Atlantic get included on a
Speaker 1: group text, a group messaging app with national security implications? Well,
Speaker 1: I think by now being as how they keep putting
Speaker 1: people on leave, communists inside of the government added him there.
Speaker 1: They added him to it. This is the level of
Speaker 1: resistance and revolution we have to deal with. And this
Speaker 1: is what happens when you fill up the government with
Speaker 1: your people. Barack Obama really really did it well. Eight
Speaker 1: years he did it well. He completely remade the FBI.
Speaker 1: Notice how you didn't hate the FBI until recently. Barack
Speaker 1: Obama was the one who redesigned the FBI. The military
Speaker 1: all of ith. Gosh, all right, we're going to stress
Speaker 1: Chris out because I don't want to talk about this
Speaker 1: anymore more. I got this email, and I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: it actually made my blood pressure rise a little bit,
Speaker 1: so I can't imagine what it did to Chris Oracle.
Speaker 1: We were going off about coffee. Remember, I was listening
Speaker 1: to your story, your new invention story about home coffee,
Speaker 1: and I think you're underappreciating the home bearist a trend.
Speaker 1: And this guy says, would you like to give Chris
Speaker 1: a heart arrhythmia? I have a This is what this
Speaker 1: guy says. I have a four thousand dollars coffee grinder.
Speaker 1: All it does is grind coffee beans. Yes, you could
Speaker 1: grind coffee beans with a couple rocks, but this thing
Speaker 1: does it very precisely. To go with it, I have
Speaker 1: a four thousand dollars espreshio machine. You should see the
Speaker 1: look on Chris's face. He has his hands over his mouth,
Speaker 1: and another two thousand dollar just in case I feel
Speaker 1: like using a different machine. I know for that much money,
Speaker 1: I could buy a thousand ten dollars coffees, which is
Speaker 1: about three years of daily coffee drinking, and that doesn't
Speaker 1: include the cost of beans. And I do all the
Speaker 1: work cleaning and maintenance myself. But I'm a doctor, and
Speaker 1: as a fellow doctor, you know it's all about prestige now.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. When I screamed at Chris about this email,
Speaker 1: Chris was more defensive of it than I was, because
Speaker 1: I still can't wrap my mind around the coffee grinder. Now.
Speaker 1: I should clarify that there are somethings. You know. I'm
Speaker 1: the menu whisper right. I can always tell you what
Speaker 1: food to order off of whatever menu. I just can't.
Speaker 1: I'm really really good at it. Coffee is not my thing.
Speaker 1: I love a lot of different kinds of coffee. I
Speaker 1: try to only patronize veteran coffee groups or like good
Speaker 1: coffee companies. I really believe in those. But I have
Speaker 1: gas station coffee all the time. I have Kirig coffee
Speaker 1: all the time. That's what we have here in the studio.
Speaker 1: Chris hates it. I have a we have a decent
Speaker 1: coffee maker at the house. I don't remember what kind it's.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what kind it is. It was a
Speaker 1: housewarming gift from my parents. Jura does that sound right, Chris,
Speaker 1: Jura Jura jarra, But it starts with a jay whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a nice coffee machine. But you know what, I
Speaker 1: can't taste any difference. I could have the coffee on
Speaker 1: a nice coffee machine. I can have it from the kirik.
Speaker 1: I can have it from seven to eleven. It's all
Speaker 1: the same to me. I drink black coffee. What Chris?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? So you say, Chris, that it's all about how
Speaker 1: fresh the beans are. What am I going to taste
Speaker 1: different whether they're fresh or no? I guess I just
Speaker 1: don't taste the difference. Say there's more flavor. I still
Speaker 1: think you coffee people were making that up. But let
Speaker 1: me give that to you. Let me go ahead and
Speaker 1: give it to you, because Chris is the coffee snob
Speaker 1: and I am not a coffee grinder. Is like fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars at Target. No, it's not more than that, Chris.
Speaker 1: They sell them in the grocery store, the little black ones.
Speaker 1: I've had one my entire life, the little black one.
Speaker 1: That's a that's six inches tall. You dump the beans
Speaker 1: in an imfeed, you press it down and it grinds
Speaker 1: the beans. Buddy, that's not twenty bucks. I guarantee that's
Speaker 1: not twenty bucks. What what's the difference between the largest
Speaker 1: and the smallest particle? It depends on how long you
Speaker 1: press down the button. I've never seen a large particle
Speaker 1: in there. It's all ground up every time. And are
Speaker 1: you really seriously going to sit there and tell me
Speaker 1: if there's a couple of little particles that aren't all
Speaker 1: the way ground up that it will make any kind
Speaker 1: of a difference that I would be able to decipher.
Speaker 1: And the cup of gun, you're outside of your mind.
Speaker 1: You're a liar, No, you are. You are a liar.
Speaker 1: I think you coffee snobs are liars who want people
Speaker 1: to think you're more sophisticated than you are. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Four thousand dollars. I'm not even killing the guy for
Speaker 1: the what was it, a four thousand dollars espresso machine? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not even killing him for that because I don't
Speaker 1: buy them. I don't know what they cost. We always
Speaker 1: just had a pot, right, the pot with a little
Speaker 1: round filter, that's what we add. But a four thousand
Speaker 1: dollars grinder, there's no need. There's no need for that.
Speaker 1: Then you're just showing off. That's all that is. And look, hey,
Speaker 1: you're a doctor. I'm not actually killing the guy you
Speaker 1: want to show off. I'm sure you're making a bunch
Speaker 1: of money. That's fine, go ahead. I want you to succeed.
Speaker 1: I don't have wealth envy. I don't pity the poor.
Speaker 1: I don't envy the rich. Go make your money or
Speaker 1: don't make money. Money is not everything in the world,
Speaker 1: I get it. But four thousand dollars for a coffee grinder,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm looking it up through in the break,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that little coffee grinder that I've had
Speaker 1: for twenty years. I bet you it's twenty bucks off
Speaker 1: Amazon or something like that doesn't cost anything. And Chris,
Speaker 1: you're a liar. You can't taste any difference. Anyway. Apparently
Speaker 1: we're gonna start making chips again in this country, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about illegals. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday.
Speaker 1: It is a magnificent Thursday. However, I do have some
Speaker 1: questions and concerned about the way British people say microwa
Speaker 1: and I still need a bit of milk full fat
Speaker 1: which I've warmed in the meat crow Worthy. What did
Speaker 1: you just say? I hold on what? And I still
Speaker 1: need a bit of milk full fat which I've warmed
Speaker 1: in the meatcro werevey. British people can't even speak English.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it, Jesse. Tonight, I was listening, I
Speaker 1: have missed the show earlier in the week. You mentioned
Speaker 1: the Italian Campaign World War One. It reminded me of
Speaker 1: the metal given to me by my grandfather, who immigrated
Speaker 1: from Calabria or Calabria, I don't know. It's in Italy.
Speaker 1: He was awarded this for his service in the Alpine
Speaker 1: Division of the Italian Army in World War One. He
Speaker 1: gave it to me in the fifties. He didn't speak
Speaker 1: much English, but my dad said, possibly embellishing a bit.
Speaker 1: The medal depicted my grandfather, Ernesto Ferrado, carrying artillery up
Speaker 1: the Italian Alps. I am named for him, but I
Speaker 1: go by my middle name. Anyway, as I'm typing and listening,
Speaker 1: I'm been digging for the medal, so that Alpine Division.
Speaker 1: I didn't really go into this much when I did
Speaker 1: the World War One Italian Campaign thing, but that Alpine
Speaker 1: Division they were actually known as the Alpines. The Alpines
Speaker 1: and Austria Hungary they had their own Alpine division and
Speaker 1: those dudes were studs. Studs essentially, this is what had happened.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna don't worry, I won't get two sidetracked.
Speaker 1: Mountain climbing. You know what mountain climbing is. I know
Speaker 1: what mountain climbing is. Okay, mountain climbing back in this time,
Speaker 1: at this time was a relatively new concept, meaning, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a tall peak, I better go figure out a
Speaker 1: way to get to the top. We've always existed in
Speaker 1: that kind of a world where that's something people do.
Speaker 1: People go climb Mount Everest, they're K two or something,
Speaker 1: that's what people do. This was in this era kind
Speaker 1: of a new phenomenon, and so people are inevitably, as
Speaker 1: it's the new thing, they're gonna drift towards the Alps,
Speaker 1: places like the Alps to go do some of the
Speaker 1: best and biggest mountain climbing there was. And people from
Speaker 1: this region, both Austria Hungary at the time and Italy
Speaker 1: at the time, they started to get really good at
Speaker 1: it and really familiar with it. And I'm sure, A
Speaker 1: lot of this had to do with basic technology that
Speaker 1: came out that allowed them to do it. Either way,
Speaker 1: you had these studs on both sides who were already very,
Speaker 1: very comfortable and familiar with the mountains, how to survive,
Speaker 1: how to get up, to get down, how to do
Speaker 1: all these things. And each army recruited these men heavily
Speaker 1: to form these special divisions that could not only fight
Speaker 1: in the mountains, but could train the other regular troops
Speaker 1: how to fight in the mountains. Yeah, total studs. The
Speaker 1: guy who wrote that email, your granddad was a stud,
Speaker 1: Dear doctor, super genius. I like this guy. You were
Speaker 1: talking about how you went to McDonald's before you got
Speaker 1: to grandma's house because she was a bad cook. We
Speaker 1: did that too. My dad's mom couldn't cook. Was your
Speaker 1: other grandma a decent cook? Please let the bar eat.
Speaker 1: I don't know my other grandma had ever made me anything,
Speaker 1: Dear Oracle. I'm a twenty one year old college student
Speaker 1: from Wisconsin. I'm wondering what your choice of beer was
Speaker 1: back in the day. You don't ask, Doctor Jesse doesn't
Speaker 1: start until tomorrow, Okay, Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot Com.
Speaker 1: Guy says, I'm wondering what your choice of beer was
Speaker 1: back in the day. His name is Ira, Iira. Whatever
Speaker 1: was cheap? Okay, whatever was cheap. I know you're going
Speaker 1: to be stunned, but I wasn't all that classy and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to spend money. It was a lot
Speaker 1: of Keystone Light. What Chris what? Well? Chris said, no favorites.
Speaker 1: My favorite was what was cheap? Keystone Light was very cheap,
Speaker 1: very very cheap, and I don't remember the prices. We
Speaker 1: were just young and stupid and drank too much beer
Speaker 1: natural ice or natural light, which we called Natty Natty
Speaker 1: ice Natty Light. That was even cheaper. But you really
Speaker 1: didn't want to go that route. You really didn't want
Speaker 1: to go that route. I'll tell you this. We were
Speaker 1: all cheap. We were all pretty white trash. And the
Speaker 1: guy who showed up with Natty, he was probably gonna
Speaker 1: get made fun of a little bit. But then of
Speaker 1: course we would have some I don't even know if
Speaker 1: any of these brands are still around. To be honest with,
Speaker 1: you don't really drink beer anymore. Milwaukee's Best is I
Speaker 1: don't know if Milwaukee's Best was around. We called it
Speaker 1: Milwaukee's worst, that was always on the list whatever whatever
Speaker 1: happened to be cheap at the time. Well, do you
Speaker 1: want me to tell you I was a moron? Jesse?
Speaker 1: I missed your show. I was at the Waterboard meeting,
Speaker 1: the one that you guilted me into becoming part of.
Speaker 1: I heard the hate email about Christy Nome. I thought
Speaker 1: I was the only Trump supporter who cannot stand the
Speaker 1: photo ops like that. It's good to know I'm not alone. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of us. So Trump said something
Speaker 1: and we have played it the other day, speaking of
Speaker 1: Gnome and immigration stuff like that, Trump has said, well,
Speaker 1: he plans to bring back the illegals at self deport quote.
Speaker 1: This is the quote. We're going to give them a stipend.
Speaker 1: We're going to give them some money and a plane ticket,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna work with them. If they're good, if
Speaker 1: we want them back in, We're going to work with
Speaker 1: them to get them back as quickly as we can.
Speaker 1: This was on an interview on Fox News with Rachel Campo. Stuffy,
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm going to say. If he means that,
Speaker 1: h No, absolutely not. That's completely wrong and insane. We
Speaker 1: don't reward you with money, a plane ticket, or a
Speaker 1: fast track for illegally violating our laws. However, it is
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, and as we have discussed many times before,
Speaker 1: you should take him seriously but never literally. Selna Zito
Speaker 1: loves that line, and it's one hundred percent true. You
Speaker 1: should take him seriously but never literally. Trump does a
Speaker 1: lot of things when he's negotiating that people think are
Speaker 1: the end goal. He says a lot of things. You've
Speaker 1: seen it a hundred times. One morning you'll wake up
Speaker 1: and he's calling Kim, the head of North Korea, a useless,
Speaker 1: fat lunatic, and he's threatening to blow up his entire country.
Speaker 1: And the next morning you will wake up and he
Speaker 1: will put something on social media about how well he's
Speaker 1: always gotten along with Kim and he can't he can't
Speaker 1: wait to make a deal. You shouldn't take the first
Speaker 1: threat as the fact that Trump is this warmonger who
Speaker 1: wants to have a nuclear war. And you shouldn't take
Speaker 1: the second thing as well. Trump loves dictators, he's sucking up.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't really take either thing at face value because
Speaker 1: he doesn't mean either of the things he's negotiating. If
Speaker 1: this is, if this is Donald Trump trying to incentivize faster,
Speaker 1: nasty portation by making some sort of a false promise
Speaker 1: to hey, just get out of here and we'll get you.
Speaker 1: We'll get your back, we'll even bly you a plane ticket.
Speaker 1: If that's what he's doing, and I suspect that is
Speaker 1: what he's doing. If that is what he's doing, then
Speaker 1: I applauded all the way. If he actually means that
Speaker 1: we're going to pay people who already came here illegally,
Speaker 1: that we're going to pay them if they're now kind
Speaker 1: enough to self deport. Uh, no, one hundred percent. No
Speaker 1: count me out on that. No, get out and you'll
Speaker 1: be lucky if you ever come back. All you get
Speaker 1: out now. The good news is this. This is from
Speaker 1: the Daily Caller. Another chips giant commits to manufacturing in
Speaker 1: the US. And look, I didn't read the article, but
Speaker 1: you know, just like I do, you can never have
Speaker 1: too many chips. It doesn't matter how big the chips
Speaker 1: section is in the grocery store, in the gas station,
Speaker 1: it is never big enough. The more variety, the more
Speaker 1: chip manufacturers we can have here, the better off this
Speaker 1: country will be. I am not only a chip man.
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Speaker 1: PM of Italy, Georgia. I don't know how to say
Speaker 1: your name, Malani Marloni, Marloni, not Malani, what Chris? I
Speaker 1: don't speak Spanish? Anyway, here she was? Are they still
Speaker 1: on the table if you cannot make a deal with President.
Speaker 3: Trump, I'm sure we can make a deal, and I'm
Speaker 3: here to help on that. I cannot look the deal
Speaker 3: in the name of the European Union. My goal would
Speaker 3: be invited President Trump to pay an official visit to
Speaker 3: Italy and understand if there's a possiblity when it comes
Speaker 3: to organize.
Speaker 1: Also, don't worry, Chris, I'll translate on such.
Speaker 3: A meeting with Europe for I think the best way
Speaker 3: is that we simply speak frankly about the needs that
Speaker 3: every one of us ask and find ourselves in the
Speaker 3: middle for that's useful for all. I really, somebody calls
Speaker 3: me such a Western nationalism. I don't know if it
Speaker 3: is the right word, but I'm sure that together we
Speaker 3: are stronger, and I have to find a way. I'm
Speaker 3: here to find the best way to make us both
Speaker 3: stronger on the shores of the Ponte.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know Chris had a hard time understanding that.
Speaker 1: In case you did, it translated as allah, it's to
Speaker 1: make a deal. What Chris, that's what she said, all right,
Speaker 1: that's exactly That's basically what she said. No, they get along. Look,
Speaker 1: Italy has needed somebody like that that's going to stop
Speaker 1: the invasion her Trump. They're going to have a natural
Speaker 1: affinity for each other. The kind of right wing I
Speaker 1: guess you'd call them more nationalists, populous. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if you'd use those terms to describe them, but
Speaker 1: that's how they're thought of. They're rising. Trump is not
Speaker 1: a one off. There are countries all across Western civilization
Speaker 1: where their populations are sick of the same things we're
Speaker 1: sick of Italy. That's why that woman's there. France was
Speaker 1: about to put Marie la Penn there, but just like
Speaker 1: in America, they decided to convict her of a bunch
Speaker 1: of crimes so she can't run for office. I tried
Speaker 1: to do the same thing for Trump, but he was
Speaker 1: able to overcome the whole thing. All of the West
Speaker 1: is having this internal conflict right now. It's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: every country candidate's going through the same thing, exact same thing.
Speaker 1: The evil communists run it the patriots when I'm stopped.
Speaker 1: It's a numbers game. Do we have the number? Can
Speaker 1: we get enough people motivated? Anyway? Oh? Yes? As I
Speaker 1: mentioned earlier, the Pambondy whiteboard is in effect. There are
Speaker 1: two different categories. It's called the pam Bondy counter on
Speaker 1: one side, or media appearances on the other side our
Speaker 1: government arrests. As of this moment, I am sad to
Speaker 1: report the media appearances side has two government arrests has zero.
Speaker 2: Iis declared him as a member of MS thirteen. The
Speaker 2: police officers the gang unit declared him as a member
Speaker 2: of MS thirteen, and also they independently went to a
Speaker 2: reliable confidential.
Speaker 1: In form thanks I appreciate it. Remember a communist lock shields,
Speaker 1: because they are a mission focused.
Speaker 4: Part of our early strategy had to be to sue
Speaker 4: them as often as we could. And that's Democratic attorney
Speaker 4: generals like Tis James, who's doing a great job on
Speaker 4: our behalf. And so we're going to continue to work
Speaker 4: with Tis James and the Democratic attorney generals and the
Speaker 4: civil rights groups and the democracy reform groups in the ACLU,
Speaker 4: all of whom I'm in regular communication with, so we
Speaker 4: can stop some of these violations, these abuses of law
Speaker 4: that are taking place. And that's going to be an
Speaker 4: ongoing effort. Right now, more than one hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: or so lawsuits and it keeps going up.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what I think about Hakeem Jeffries, and
Speaker 1: I mean that in this way. It's not that I'm
Speaker 1: a fan, and I'm never going to be a fan.
Speaker 1: But Nancy Pelosi was formidable, extremely formidable. She was not
Speaker 1: only a fund raising juggernaut inside the Democrat Party, but
Speaker 1: she knew how to maneuver, and she was vicious enough.
Speaker 1: She was strong and vicious enough to keep the animals
Speaker 1: in her party at bay to ensure it was all
Speaker 1: about power for her. She knew what the goal was,
Speaker 1: she knew she had to keep power, and she was
Speaker 1: very good at it. Now, King Jeffries is a good fundraiser.
Speaker 1: That's really the main reason he's there. He's good at
Speaker 1: raising money. He also needs to be for the sake
Speaker 1: of his party. Look, if you're rooting for Democrats. For
Speaker 1: the sake of his party, he needs to be a
Speaker 1: lot stronger than he has been. He has to keep Look,
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett has to be brought to heel. She just does.
Speaker 1: You have to take those people who are hurting the
Speaker 1: national brand and you have to pull him into your
Speaker 1: office and say shut up. No more media appearances, none,
Speaker 1: go to your office and shut up. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if he has that. I don't know if he does.
Speaker 1: What I do know is he is a communist. Does
Speaker 1: know how to use your values against city?
Speaker 4: Equity and inclusion are American values.
Speaker 1: They love using those terms like that because they think
Speaker 1: it's going to work on you. That's why they started
Speaker 1: using Right after Trump got elected, they started immediately using
Speaker 1: the term constitutional crisis. These are people who have no
Speaker 1: use for the Constitution whatsoever, but they know you do,
Speaker 1: so try to spark that. Try to spark that interest
Speaker 1: in people. Try to get people on your side. Allow
Speaker 1: me to spark an interest for you. And a little
Speaker 1: thing I like to call the IQ Sense. Now it's
Speaker 1: not that I like to call it that, that's actually
Speaker 1: its name. But Chef Iq they have a wireless cooking
Speaker 1: thermometer called the IQ Sense. This has made me the
Speaker 1: most popular person in my neighborhood. Why. We had a
Speaker 1: big party. We had been given a box of these
Speaker 1: things by Chef Iq and I handed them out. I
Speaker 1: ob handed them out as party favors to people as
Speaker 1: they left the party. My phone has been melting ever since.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest thing ever. Oh my gosh. Well
Speaker 1: they all came in raving about my brisket. I made
Speaker 1: a brisket for the party. Oh this is so good.
Speaker 1: What you do. I don't even know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I don't have to put I put the IQ Sense
Speaker 1: in the brisket and I throw it on the smoker,
Speaker 1: and my phone tells me at some point, hey, it's done,
Speaker 1: And I go take it off and I slice it up,
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Speaker 1: That's right, Chris. The app even has recipes on it.
Speaker 1: It even has desired temperature like the app. It's just
Speaker 1: it's so awesome. It's how you do it perfectly every time.
Speaker 1: And now he's a headline.
Speaker 4: Why oh you know, you know the thing headlines we
Speaker 4: didn't get.
Speaker 1: To man found with a live turtle concealed in his
Speaker 1: pants by the TSA at the New Jersey Airport. I
Speaker 1: don't care how bad I wanted to smuggle a turtle
Speaker 1: in someplace. I would never take a turtle in my pants.
Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: used to go get turtles all the time. My mom
Speaker 1: got really mad. I would go get all the turtles
Speaker 1: I could find, and I would want to keep them
Speaker 1: as pets. And one time I tried to get his
Speaker 1: head back out of the shell where he'd gone in,
Speaker 1: and I stuck my finger in there and he closed
Speaker 1: it on there and it hurt really bad. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: hope that guy who put it in his pants. Is okay?
Speaker 1: Trump says he's not in a rush for a military
Speaker 1: option against Iran. It's almost like a miracle from God.
Speaker 1: We actually have a president who's not in a rush
Speaker 1: to get us into another war. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what to do with myself anyway, I asked doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: Fridays tomorrow. That's all.