1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: You don't know me. Concession. I can't take back Earl 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: arms Mouse Speak. 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: Out of tex seventy five nine two says I'm currently 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 2: living with my mother in law and father in law 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: and they only have one bathroom. 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh no. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 2: So sometimes I'll pee in a potted plant inside my 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: room so I don't have to make a walk down 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 2: the hallway and say. 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: Hello, that's gonna die soon. I hope you know that. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 2: It hurts. Oh no, yeah, sometimes you need to have 12 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 2: a secret pea plant in your life in order to 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 2: reduce the stress. We say, let us be your pea plant. 14 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: Can't we switch to a bottle or something? 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 2: You know, we don't judge, and we could actually use 16 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 2: a little bit of extra moisture. And we've got a 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 2: guy whose bladder is full of secrets that are absolutely 18 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 2: killing him. He's got to let well, at least one 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 2: of them out. He wants to go by Brian today. 20 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 2: So Brian, welcome. 21 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: To the show. 22 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 2: Brian, let us be your toilet. How are you feeling there? 23 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 1: I'm here. That's an answer answer to how you're feeling. 24 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,119 Speaker 2: But you don't feel better after this. That's what we're 25 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 2: hoping for. Voice changers on. You are the mass speaker, Brian. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: Okay, Father, forgive me for I. 28 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:23,559 Speaker 2: Have seen why maybe what's going on Brian would be done. 29 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: So back when I was eighteen, I had this desire 30 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: to join the Peace Corps. Oh that's nice. Don't you 31 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: have to get college? I think you have to be 32 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: in college for that. My girlfriend was in the Peace Corps. 33 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: Do you go to college? 34 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: The hate Court? 35 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. 36 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: I don't know, but she said the Peace Corps was 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 2: really just a lot of partying and hooking up. 38 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 39 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 2: I want to join the Peace Corps too. 40 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, well here's the rep. I never made it past 41 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: any of the background checks ever, but I kept telling 42 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: people that I was going to go, and I thought 43 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: people would forget about it. 44 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 2: They're just going to forget that you're not gone for 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 2: two years. 46 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: But eventually I just made up a date. 47 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 2: Oh, even though you weren't accepted into. 48 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: It, you're going to the fake Corps. Yeah. I wasn't 49 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: sure if I was gonna ever do anything about it. 50 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: And then the day came and people were like, Hey, 51 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: we're gonna throw a big party for you. Blah, blah blah. 52 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,119 Speaker 1: And the day came around, the family was excited. 53 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you must feel so guilty. 54 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: Were you panicking? I packed a bag. I was like, okay, 55 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: well hey, like yeah, so like. 56 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: Your parents, your friends, who else is in your life? 57 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: At eighteen? They took me to the airport. No, oh 58 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: my god, okay, and then what you're like, don't wish 59 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: me off. It's too hard for me. Just yeah, just 60 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: drive away. 61 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 2: Maybe if you just show up, they'll be like, yeah, 62 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 2: we'll take you. 63 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: Like is that I don't think they walk especial? 64 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: Yeah? 65 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: Shoot, I mean, what was your plan? What was going 66 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: through your head? I just was like, well, I'm so 67 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: far deep into this that everyone was like crying. My 68 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: dad hugged me, like he's never hugged me before. 69 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I finally want to tell you something 70 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 2: proud of. 71 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 2: Same, like when you go to the Peace Corps, you're 73 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 2: pretty cut off. 74 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: Across the world. 75 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 2: So they dropped you at the airport and then. 76 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: What so legit? I waited until they drove off and 77 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: then just got a cab to my buddy's house. What 78 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: did you guys? Do you guys like hang out party 79 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: or I mean they lived there for a year. Oh 80 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: what moved? Wait, you're in the same town as your family, 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: and they believe that you're overseas a little outside of town, 82 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: different part of town. But yeah, yeah, I stayed there 83 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: for like a year. I mean I felt terrible, but 84 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't know if my parents would 85 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: send me letters or something like, well they didn't have 86 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: it all. 87 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 2: Did you like call them like, hey, guys, I'm oh. 88 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: I sent emails. But honestly, it was amazing for me. 89 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: Like me and my buddy, we hung out, We played 90 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,119 Speaker 1: video games, like all the time. I got a part 91 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: time job. I delivered some food just to help with money. Sometimes. 92 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're like google searching images of elephants 93 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 2: and being like, look, I was on. 94 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: C Yeah, I went on the internet. I wrote emails 95 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: like I'd make up stories like learning a foreign language 96 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: or or one time I even included a photo of 97 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: a building that burned down, like just right down the street, 98 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: and then I snapped the picture and put it in 99 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: an email and told them I was rebuilding the church. 100 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 2: Oh what what country did you say? 101 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: You were in? Argentina? 102 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 2: Argentina. 103 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: Choice, I'm always on my bucket list I really want 104 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: to go now. 105 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 2: That Argentinian burned down church sure looks a lot like 106 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: the bread factory that burned down in our town. 107 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: And it's also so hard to get to that. Your 108 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: parents aren't going to fly down there. 109 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to get out vaccination too. So you 110 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 2: kept this going for a whole year where you're secretly 111 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 2: living with your buddy. 112 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: Well yeah, so then after a while we were both like, yeah, 113 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: you know what, I should just like surprise my family 114 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: and go home early. So what you do? Did you 115 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: tell me you got kicked out of the Peace Corps 116 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,119 Speaker 1: and you had to come home. Well, I just showed 117 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: back up and I was like, hey, I'm done. Earlier 118 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,799 Speaker 1: they were so excited they had no. 119 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 2: So where's your MINDA Do you feel guilty that you 120 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 2: lied to them for a year? 121 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like, well, I feel like a 122 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 1: complete phony. Yeah, you don't sound like it. It's interesting 123 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: how you display guilt. 124 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 2: He was partying the whole time. It's hard to like 125 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 2: combine those two emotions. Probably feel worse if he did 126 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 2: get caught, but he got away with it. 127 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I guarantee your parents still brag about 128 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: you like he was in Argentina. 129 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: Do you know what If you need any Argentinian tourist tips, 130 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,679 Speaker 2: talk to him. He's also fluent in four languages. 131 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, he knows how to build a church. 132 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,720 Speaker 2: Good work, Brian text in seven eighty five nine two. 133 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to, 134 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice and make 135 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up. 136 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.