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Speaker 1: Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best readio you've heard in a while, Jews Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time to find out exactly how your day is

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Speaker 1: gonna go every single day at this time, we take

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Speaker 1: a moment and find out is your day going to

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Speaker 1: be good? Bad? In between? Who knows? It's time for

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Speaker 1: alex Is daily vibrations. That's right, that's vibe. It is

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Speaker 1: that times true time to raise your vibration. Ye with

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Speaker 1: your daily one card drop. All right, So I read

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Speaker 1: Taro and Taro is a powerful way to reveal truth

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Speaker 1: So it's like a horoscope. And be open to the

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Speaker 1: message and try and reflect on your day, you know,

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Speaker 1: see how it interacts, see if anything changes. Let the

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Speaker 1: magic in there you go, and then do you believe

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Speaker 1: the magic? I believe in the magic. Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: one of my cards from the tarot decks that I'm

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Speaker 1: using this week. Oh definitely just pulled the card. Some

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Speaker 1: of you might say, bad news bearers, But what do

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Speaker 1: you say, I just drew the ten of swords. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So tens and taro represent final outcomes and end of

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Speaker 1: swords suit and taro represent challenges, conflex and a heartache,

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Speaker 1: and the ten of swords marks a painful yet inevitable ending.

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Speaker 1: This card also may represent you being the victim of

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Speaker 1: this it runs deep because what they have done is hurtful, yes,

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Speaker 1: going back from that. I've been there, I've done that

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Speaker 1: bizarre feeling. But that happens. It's not just with your partner.

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Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dream on the radio, the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame me compartment, Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just you. I was calling to speak

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Speaker 1: to Jenna. You know, I'm sure you know who this is. No,

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Speaker 1: it's me, Pete, Happy Ham adversary. What what are you

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Speaker 1: bet you haven't paid any attention. That's fine. I didn't

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Speaker 1: exactly a year ago, I purchased a ham from you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I didn't get do anything. I don't know, sir. I'm

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Speaker 1: and a year ago you did a great job and

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Speaker 1: you carve from me up a beautiful ham for me

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Speaker 1: and my fam that rhyme time, Okay, a ham for

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I remember that day so well, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it's been a good year. I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: I said the thing like I you know, we're good.

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Speaker 1: it about fifteen times. You didn't even remember me coming

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Speaker 1: most people don't think about hammiversaries. I'm a big Ham fan.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really quite sure how to help you. You

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on, Damn ham averse Thary,

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Speaker 1: and you're rubbing it in my face that other people

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Speaker 1: only one, you know what. I'm sorry, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: gonna talk it out in person. I'll just be there

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Speaker 1: in a little bit. Oh yoh, you want to come here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, if you want to come here, Leicester shirt,

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Speaker 1: I will be calling the police. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a hand from Jeff. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a him from Jeff. He wouldn't have treated

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Speaker 1: Oh really you think he would? Hot? I do, because

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Speaker 1: he's the one that set you up for this phone call.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. What what? Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Jeff set you up. Oh he said

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Speaker 1: that you get a lot of weird phone calls from

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Speaker 1: angry old people about their meats. So are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's our hammiversary. What the hell? Oh? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I should have known. Oh my I should

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Telling me that nobody's ever wished you

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Speaker 1: a happy ammiversary before now the first that that is

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Speaker 1: absolutely a wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, It's time Floor of the

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Speaker 1: Roses only on The Jewil Show and only on the

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Speaker 1: New Hits. One of six point one. Aaron is on

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Speaker 1: the phone today for a war the Roses to catch

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Speaker 1: a cheater. And I guess she's been with her husband

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Speaker 1: Drew for four years and now she thinks that some

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Speaker 1: Why do you think your husband, Drew's cheating? Hey, guys, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been I've been kind of feeling like

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Speaker 1: Oh and what interesting. I thought that was very suspicious.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he had never mentioned anything like that to me.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, we usually do joint accounts. All of

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Speaker 1: our accounts are joint. So for him to get a

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Speaker 1: So you know this one person I used to know,

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Speaker 1: There's no way anybody in your households could have taken it.

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Speaker 1: Sure it's Angela. And is there anything you want to

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Speaker 1: Who these Angela? Wow? Who's this? What is true? This

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Speaker 1: is actually the Jewels Show. My name is Jewel Mine's

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Speaker 1: Who the cas? Angela? I knew I knew it. I

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Speaker 1: Who the is Angela like canna tell you who she is?

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Speaker 1: Gonna tell you? I mean I don't even want I do,

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Speaker 1: And Angela is the person who's been helping me plan

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Speaker 1: But now that's done. Because you think I'm cheating on

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Speaker 1: You're either that or he's a sociopath. No, I'm not lying.

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Speaker 1: I can show you everything. You'll see as soon as

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Speaker 1: you get home. Okay, Um wait, wait, but where are

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one oh six one. If you

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Speaker 1: Really a word? What we just did? A sound word? Sure? Okay,

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Speaker 1: okay ye so yeo is on the phone. What's up?

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that again? How are you open? I'm

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Speaker 1: fine making less of noises over here? Um? Good? So

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Speaker 1: it's awful. It's really really, really really bad. And I don't,

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Speaker 1: like almost never take my socks off. But um, the

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Speaker 1: other night, I just I forgued, Hey, it's dark. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's you know, it's late. I want to be comfy.

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Speaker 1: So I took off my socks and I figured I'm

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Speaker 1: just held before him and make sure everything was okay.

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Speaker 1: And there's more, it was still dark. It was still dark. Yeah. Um.

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Speaker 1: We finished up and then you know, snuggled and you know,

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Speaker 1: fell asleep, and then early in the morning, I luckily

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Speaker 1: I did wake up before him, and I just happened

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Speaker 1: to like look around at the sheets and they were

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Speaker 1: just covered covered in like all of my skin that

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Speaker 1: had muffed off my feet, and it just it just

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Speaker 1: looks like grated cheese. And oh, do you do anything

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Speaker 1: for it? Or you just let that run wild? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I try, But I mean I've been through like two

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Speaker 1: different kind of like creams from a dermatologist and it

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Speaker 1: just keeps coming back. And I said, nothing, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks. I mean there's got to be, you know,

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Speaker 1: a pain in the foot to deal with. Boy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: chocolate up for me today. That was good. But I've

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Speaker 1: had athletes' foot before, not like that, but I get it.

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Speaker 1: It's just the fungest so like sharing like showers that

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Speaker 1: you don't like flip flops. Inn right, it's like the

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Speaker 1: psoriasis of the foot. Okay, thank you, because that's exactly

446
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Speaker 1: how it. Like just just oh my gosh, the skin

447
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Speaker 1: just keeps coming off and coming off and it's just flaking.

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Speaker 1: It just grossing. It gets everybody all right, which is

449
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Speaker 1: exactly what happened in the bed. So thank god I

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Speaker 1: woke up before he did, because I did. I woke up,

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Speaker 1: looked around, I'm like, oh my gosh, this my like

452
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Speaker 1: skin is everywhere, and so I hopped out of bed

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Speaker 1: and I like trying to clean it all off and

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Speaker 1: like like cloud at White Cloud, did he eventually see

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Speaker 1: it or see what you're doing? Like what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well I was trying to be all like discreet and

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Speaker 1: like quiet and not like moved too much, even though

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Speaker 1: like desperately trying to get the stuff up, and of

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Speaker 1: course you woke up. He was like, hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: And I'm trying to be all cool like, oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: I just uh, I just I really love like parmesan.

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Speaker 1: And so you know, Farmers, you told him it was

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Speaker 1: cheese or is that you're joke in there? No, I

464
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Speaker 1: seriously told him it was cheese. Like I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just have this little addiction to cheese

466
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Speaker 1: and I just loved it, like snack. I think it's

467
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Speaker 1: actually probably less weird if you said, hey, I have

468
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Speaker 1: really bad athletes foot. Then I woke up and I

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Speaker 1: had to have some parmesan cheese. Yeah, well you love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but two mortified. So that's all I could think of,

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Speaker 1: And so I was like, yeah, I was eating cheese.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was like, I got the crumbs. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I

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Speaker 1: know just what it is. I got athletes' foot. It's

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Speaker 1: not parmesan. Sorry, gets some ointment and thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: and Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news for Monday,

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Speaker 1: November eight, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and we

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Speaker 1: changed the clocks yesterday and fell backward. So it's time

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Speaker 1: for another debate of is daylight savings time good or

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Speaker 1: bad for us? All right, but scientists have some new

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Speaker 1: information about daylight saving time that might change your mind.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that story in a second, but first

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and a Florida

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Speaker 1: homeless grand theft autosuspect. Crush is a vehicle and you

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Speaker 1: won't believe what he did next, okay, And I'm English

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Speaker 1: Evan and four o'clock wallow in self pity for thirty

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Speaker 1: stared into the abyss five o'clock soul world hung up,

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Speaker 1: no one, sorry, come again. That's from the gride, all right.

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Speaker 1: That will make sense more on those stories than just

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Speaker 1: a second before your first story of the day in

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Speaker 1: the I ND the Idian news nowere great sciences they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Daylight savings time is here. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: a lot of people hate it. I personally hate the

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Speaker 1: time change. I think it's stupid, outdated, and there's no

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Speaker 1: reason for it. It didn't work when they initiated it

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Speaker 1: anyway for what they wanted to do, and we should

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Speaker 1: just get rid of it, okay, And apparently scientists New

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Speaker 1: Science thinks them wrong. Why are you wrong? Well, scientists

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Speaker 1: came out with the study that said waking up when

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Speaker 1: it's dark outside isn't good for people. It messes with

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Speaker 1: our sleep patterns. So if America didn't fall back on

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Speaker 1: Sunday like America did, yeah, then our internal clock would

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Speaker 1: be confused for three full months instead of a few

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Speaker 1: days twice a year. So I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 1: right or wrong anymore, although my opinion is still daylight

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Speaker 1: saving time. Stupid agreed. Speaking of stupid, this is the

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's sten it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Brash, who was on location Florida, Florida Land.

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Speaker 1: So there was a homeless guy who stole a vehicle

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Speaker 1: and was trying to run from the cops. He was

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Speaker 1: thirty four years old and obviously has some sort of

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Speaker 1: something on its record, didn't want to get arrested. And

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Speaker 1: he was going across this bridge that had water underneath,

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Speaker 1: and there was spike strips and so it made the

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Speaker 1: van completely derail and it was like hitting the side,

519
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: it got all messed up. He's a video you saw? Yeah, Okay,

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00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: sometimes I can't tell if it's a new story you

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Speaker 1: read or a video you saw. And then when you

522
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Speaker 1: start telling him like, that's definitely a video. It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: So he hit the side of the bridge and then

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Speaker 1: went over to the other side and hit it and

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Speaker 1: then got out and jumped off the bridge. Whoa into

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Speaker 1: the water, into the water. Okay, I was like, wow,

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Speaker 1: that video ended harsh. He jumped into the water and

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Speaker 1: then the marine cops came over and just kind of

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Speaker 1: swipped him out of the water. So it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: an action movie that I pictured in my head where

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Speaker 1: he got it. He just like, without even a second thought,

532
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Speaker 1: was like I'm going to jump off that I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do like the little running motion in the air. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a read and I'm gonna stand the

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Speaker 1: water and put you out of a reader, pretend to

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Speaker 1: be a bush for a little while before they leave. No, No,

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Speaker 1: it was pretty quick. I mean he did make the

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00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: decision within like ten seconds and he jumped. I'm like

539
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Speaker 1: him pulling the trigger. Yeah, yeah he did, and then

540
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: he got swept up with him like less than thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you off. Well that's so I house

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Speaker 1: sending it back to here, thank you very much. This

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Speaker 1: is the iron N, the idiot News Network where idiots

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00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They report the news. For

545
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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to English Evan, who's on location in the Grinch's bed,

547
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Speaker 1: no snuggling off him. Oh my goodness. Leading breaking here

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Speaker 1: on the NN, the idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

549
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: just in the news. We bring you back now to

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Speaker 1: continued coverage of the Grynch's new relationship, and it has

551
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Speaker 1: been revealed that he is sleeping with a redheaded Englishman

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Speaker 1: from the Jewis Show name English Evans. He's a lot

553
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Speaker 1: fairier than I remember. But I'm actually I'm actually with

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Speaker 1: the CEO of Tesla, Elon Musk. You're sleeping with Elon

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Speaker 1: Musk too. No, I'm not see the CEO or the owner.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the same thing, the same thing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're the owner, why even call yourself

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Speaker 1: the CEO? Why don't call yourself the owner? Yeah, the

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00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: it's a founder, founder, founder, are they different? Founder of CEO,

560
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Speaker 1: chief executive CEO, executive officer, could be anybody, could be anybody, right,

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Speaker 1: the owner is the owner though the creator. But does

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Speaker 1: the CEO have more power than the owner? No? No,

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Speaker 1: whilst in some cases they might, well if someone still

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Speaker 1: is the owner, but then they like took a back

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Speaker 1: seat and signed a contract that they don't get to

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Speaker 1: run things anymore, or if they're married. Oh yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right. Tell us your story. Well anyway,

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Speaker 1: so elon musk has Well, would you go with? What

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Speaker 1: would be the um title you'd go with if you

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Speaker 1: owned a company? Yeah? What was that? I would tell

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Speaker 1: them to call me the president of the CEO. I'd

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Speaker 1: be president, So you'd go president CEO. I'd be king, Yeah, king,

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Speaker 1: because yeah that makes sense. You're from England, Yes, save me,

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Speaker 1: save me butler growing up? No, I didn't. What would

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Speaker 1: you what would you want to be called? Jubil? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I probably wouldn't go too big with it,

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Speaker 1: you know, try to be down to earth with it,

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Speaker 1: like with all my employees and I started the company,

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Speaker 1: I probably just go with lord Lord Lord, Yeah, Jubil,

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Speaker 1: and I would always want it before my name said yeah,

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Speaker 1: something like that, that'd be the title, Lord Jubil. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like it. Okay, so now I'll get to the story.

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Speaker 1: Okay ready, Oh my good. No, hey, we'll get to this.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you tell your story tomorrow on that N

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Speaker 1: if you want very much. Okay, welcome. That was the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. Tune in tomorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard hit report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Also with the Lord to keep you updated on continuing

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Speaker 1: coverage of the Grinch's relationship with English Evan and he'll

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Speaker 1: finally be able to tell that Elon Musk. Sorry, and

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Speaker 1: I won't interrupt him. We'll try again. That's not again

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Speaker 1: tomorrow the Jubil Show on Demand. It's another Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: frame morning. Hello. Hello there, my name is Rego. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from the dating app I was looking for Vanessah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is she can I hope here and that's it.

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Speaker 1: You signed up for our Apple little while ago to

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Speaker 1: meet some potential suitors people to date. Yes, okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm calling you because I work for the app

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Speaker 1: and I unfortunately have to let you know that you

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Speaker 1: have been removed. Wait, like, I'm sorry you removed me

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Speaker 1: from the Apple? Does that even mean? Yes, your account

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Speaker 1: and taking down you've been removed from the dating app.

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Speaker 1: You are no longer on our app trying to find love? Yeah,

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00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: because girl, you look so good at how the cancel

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Speaker 1: that broke? Yeah? Okay, I'm sorry. What I was just saying,

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Speaker 1: your profile got taken down, so you don't yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you were gonna say why I don't understand, like

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. You look so good? You got

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Speaker 1: somebody breaking protocol? Broke protocol? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: That means I'm not allowed to take people's profiles down

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Speaker 1: unless they've broken some kind of rule. But you broke

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Speaker 1: a rule of being way too out for this dating

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Speaker 1: napp and I am your guy? What wait? Wait wait,

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Speaker 1: so you're That's what I said. As soon as I

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Speaker 1: saw your profile, I was like, wait, wait, hold on

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Speaker 1: a second, Hold on a second, I'm getting break protocol,

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Speaker 1: take your profile right off the dating app. So Rigo

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Speaker 1: did it because Rigo got to meet you, girl. Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: Rego does not got to meet me. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: so messed up, Like you don't just decide like I

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Speaker 1: get decide who are dating not you? You know this right,

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Speaker 1: that's how dating works nowadays. What I'm saying is I

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Speaker 1: had to take your profile down because I realized that

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Speaker 1: I'm your guy. No, I heard you. I heard that.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to a manager or supervisor or something. You

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Speaker 1: shouldna be even working there, Like are you a wick?

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Speaker 1: Well it's funny that you say that in this because

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Speaker 1: I actually quit my job. You so hot? You got

631
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: Quentin's job. Yeah, but you don't even work. Oh my god,

632
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: this is terrified, Like you're looking so sexy. Girl. You

633
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: got me, you got you got a full quentin His job. Girl,

634
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: I quit my job. I'm am employed and I'm an

635
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: employed right now, just hoping I can go. There is

636
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: nothing attractive about this man, Like I'm gonna be homeless.

637
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: I just want to take shelter in your arms. Girl.

638
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: That's how hot you up. That's why I took you

639
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: off the dating app. You gotta meet me, I gotta

640
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: meet you, we gotta meet us. Okay, yeah, I'm like, literally,

641
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops. So um ooh youna involve

642
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: uniforms in this. I got a uniform. Yeah, I got

643
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: all kinds of uniforms. You got me want to put

644
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: on my police uniform? Who are you like? You don't

645
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: have any friends to tell you, like how to behave

646
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: in public? Like this is not allow you? Oh, Rego

647
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: knew he was right. You got Rego going crazy making

648
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: valid points like that. Rego don't got no friends to

649
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: tell him. You shouldn't be taking you off with the

650
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: dating app because he wants to date. You shouldn't be

651
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: flying out to see you. Shouldn't be flying out to

652
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: meet you, shouldn't be calling your phone. Rigo does have

653
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: some friends. I just slap myself in the face. I

654
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: slap myself on the face because my own friend, Rego

655
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that. Rego was bad. Maybe Rigo needs

656
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: to be smoke. I'm gonna need you to stop, like

657
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't want what was going on? Now? No? You

658
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: it stopped? Like stop, This is not like a flirty Yes,

659
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying. I'm ready to start, You're ready

660
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: to stop. I'm ready to start. Let's start. Did you

661
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: need therapy? Go get therapy, Just go get help, Like

662
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: this is not normal. Can you hear that I'm slapping

663
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: my own face? I should have slapped my hand. You

664
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: can hear that? Can you hear that better? I can

665
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: hear that? Oh okay, cool, I screwed that up. I

666
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: was actually slapped my face, which is weird. I should

667
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: have slapped my hand to just make a sound effect,

668
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: but then I actually stopped my face. Now my face

669
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: kind of hurts, and I don't even think you could

670
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: hear it on the microphone. Damn, girl, you got me

671
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: all off KILTA. I am so confused right now. You

672
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: should be, because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

673
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your friend.

674
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: Your friend because apparently you joined a new dating app

675
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: and you've been stressing about like meeting someone, so she

676
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you. Wait, did you actually flap yourself? Yeah?

677
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: I did, And now my cheekerts and that was really

678
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: stupid of me. Wake up every morning with Jebil phone

679
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: pranks The Jewel Show on demand. First Date follow Up.

680
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: Brittany is on the phone today for a first date

681
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: follow up. She's not getting a call back and the

682
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: guy she's not getting a call back with, I hope

683
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: that she gets him on the phone and they decide

684
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: to go out and get married because her name is

685
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: Brittany and his name is Dex and that sounds like

686
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: a movie, like a high school movie about a quarterback

687
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: and a cheerleader, you know, just perfect names for each other.

688
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: So what's up, Brittany? How are you? Hey? Her? I'm

689
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: good ish. How are you good? We're not really good,

690
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: not too bad. Thank you for asking before we get

691
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: into talking about your date and the guy that's calling

692
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: you back. His name is Dick. Like I said, how

693
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: long has it been since you talked to him? It's

694
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: been like two weeks. Okay, it's quite a while. How

695
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: many times is that two weeks? Have you reached out

696
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: to him? I've reached out to him three times? Oh

697
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: three times, that's not a law. And he's not responding

698
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: to you at all? No, like, not at all. Okay,

699
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: what did you guys meet? M We met online, like

700
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: an internet website or online that was like plenty of fish.

701
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's one of the ones, right, No, that's the

702
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: free that's one of the free ones. Oh. So we

703
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: met online. We were talking for a little bit and

704
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: we went out and we went for drinks and everything,

705
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 1: and it was great, Like we had like a really

706
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: good time. So um, he's like so nice and like

707
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: I was listening and I don't know, didn't talk about

708
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: himself the whole time, which was like a shock for me.

709
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: And I don't know, he just like seemed really genuinely

710
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: interested and like just so so freaking nice and like

711
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: I just haven't been on days like that, So I

712
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: thought it was going really really well. It sounds like

713
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: you ran into a bit of a gentleman. Yes, if

714
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: you rarely see them. Do you normally not date gentlemen? No?

715
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: Where do you find them, whether they're around. I hate

716
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: when go say that when they're like, oh where are

717
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: the good guys? They're all good guys, but they're taken.

718
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeast of them are taken, and most of them are taking,

719
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: and the good ones won't cheat, So then you're kind

720
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: of screwed or not screwed. How do you look at it? All? Right,

721
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: So he was different than most of the guys that

722
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: you have dated, Yeah he was. I felt like it

723
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: was really special, Okay, So but yeah, so I don't know,

724
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: I was feeling really good about it, and you know,

725
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: he had some drinks fun. I was feeling like a

726
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: little hot and risky, but I was like, this was

727
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: going so well, so I feel like it kind of

728
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: something that was out of my characters. And though I

729
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,959
Speaker 1: don't feel it, it was like a really big deal.

730
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, hey, like I

731
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: don't want to go home, Like do you want to

732
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: get a hotel around here? And you know, keep the

733
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: night going? Okay? Why I was a good time, you know,

734
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: like why not see what? And all the guys out

735
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: there who are in the dating world and they're like,

736
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: why can't I ever get like another date or why

737
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: can't I ever like get a girl to be my girlfriend?

738
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: A little bit of active listening goes a long way.

739
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: Be vulnerable, Be vulnerable and listen, and you'll get whatever

740
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: you want. Now, every guy's gonna make up a story

741
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: making them every guy's just gonna like be googling active listening. Now,

742
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: just be like, okay, I got it, So don't even

743
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: pay attential where shuh yeah yeah, and then talk about yourself. Um,

744
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: all right, so anyway, you you actually liked him so

745
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: much that you're willing to get a hotel with him? Yeah,

746
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: I was like wanting to keep the night going. I

747
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: didn't live very close, so I said why not? And

748
00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: how did that go? Well? Well, he walked me into

749
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: my car and said he felt uncomfortable with that and

750
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: gave me a hug and rush. Oh okay, so that

751
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: went really all right. He might actually be a good guy,

752
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: or he might not just be that end to you. Yeah,

753
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: I mean right, or I scared. I don't know. So

754
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: I was trying to reach out to him to check

755
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: in and be like that wasn't weird? But nothing. I

756
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: think you came on too strong. I don't know. It's

757
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: very rare for a man to like turn down that

758
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: sort of opportunity. Yeah, which of course makes me want

759
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: him even more. So you answered a booty. Nothing else happened,

760
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: no hing, I like you disappeared. We'll play a song

761
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 1: come back, and then call him and get your first

762
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: date follow up. Okay, okay, all right, we'll do it

763
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 1: next friend, in the middle of your first date follow

764
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: up if you're just joining us. Brittany is on the

765
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: phone right now. And Brittany went out on a date

766
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: with a guy named Dex and she really liked him

767
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: a lot. They went out and had they met on

768
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: plenty of fish dot com, not an advertisement. They met

769
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: on there, they went for drinks. She said that he

770
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: was awesome, unlike most of the dudes that she's gone

771
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: out with. Ya listened to her and was really nice.

772
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: And then even at the end of the night, she

773
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, let's go get a hotel room together,

774
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: and he said no, yeah, and he wasn't comfortable with that,

775
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: and then he walked into a car. And that's the

776
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: last year heard from him. So we're gonna see if

777
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. The only thing, Brittany, that

778
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: you can think of that he wouldn't be calling you

779
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: back is because maybe it was a little too forward. Yeah,

780
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: I think I scared him. Maybe. All right, well, Dallas

781
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: phone right now and see if we can figure it out. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey,

782
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: may I speak to Decks please? It's me Dex. This

783
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,

784
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: and this is Ax Freshal the Jewel Show. It's radio show.

785
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: And this is English having from the Jewil Show. It's

786
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: a radio show and we're on the phone with Dex

787
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: and your Decks sounds good. Yeah, what's it's about? Good question, Dex.

788
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: I'll get to the point. We do a segment on

789
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: our show where if you go out on a date

790
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: with someone and then go stem after, they can email

791
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

792
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: what happened. And you recently went out with a woman

793
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: named Brittany. Yeah, I remember Brittany. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

794
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: it's good to remember two weeks ago. She said that

795
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: you went out two weeks ago and that she had

796
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: really liked going out with you, but now you haven't

797
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: talked to her since your date, and she's wondering if

798
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: she did something wrong. Yeah, okay, So what's the X.

799
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: Do you guys to call me? Yeah, she asked us

800
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: to call you and see if we can figure it out.

801
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,240
Speaker 1: Do you have a few minutes to tell us about

802
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: your date with Brittany? Like she wanted you guys to

803
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: call me, Yes, she did. Are you surprised by that? Yeah? Yeah,

804
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: sort of, Like definitely surprised. I didn't think that she

805
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: was really on the date to have a date. What. Yeah,

806
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: Like I've been dating for a while and girls like

807
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: that really usually go out with guys like me. What

808
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: does that mean? Well, I mean like she was gorgeous,

809
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: like really like really hot, are you saying that you're

810
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: not gorgeous or that you don't get hot girls. Yeah,

811
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: I've always say they don't normally go for me. You know.

812
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: I felt like she was a little bit out of

813
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: your league. Yeah, like a little bit way out of

814
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: my league. Okay, so you're just not responding because you

815
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: just don't think that you're worthy of dating her. Well,

816
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: like not exactly. I I thought, well, it was it

817
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: was so far out of my league that it was.

818
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: It was sort of suspicious. It was suspicious, like how

819
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: well it was it was? It was that it was

820
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: just a couple of other things that were going on,

821
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: Like she was really cool. She wasn't just like super

822
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: good looking. She ended up being like really fun and

823
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: cheery and acting like she was very very into me,

824
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: like way more than girls are normally. Well, she she

825
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: told us that, um, at the end of the day,

826
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: she actually wanted to see if you would get a

827
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 1: hotel room with her, and you turned her down. Yeah,

828
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: you silly boy. What did she do? Well, it was

829
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: it was what I was thinking maybe she would do,

830
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: you know, because when we were hanging out at that bar,

831
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: I just I felt like I kept on seeing these

832
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: guys like acting weird so that she wanted to invite

833
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: the other guys back to the hotel too. Oh yeah, well,

834
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: like I said, I haven't, I haven't. Like you know,

835
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: no one, no girl that good looking, he's ever tried

836
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: to date me before. I'm seeing these weird guys look

837
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: at me, look at her. So you saw these other

838
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: guys at the bar and that was a problem for you. Yeah,

839
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: well no, like they kept looking at me, and then

840
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: she invited me to get a hotel room with her

841
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: that night. I thought that they were going to rob me.

842
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh you did, Oh you though you're being set up? No, like,

843
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: for real, she was probably going to rob me that night. Guys,

844
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: get the thought out of my head. Okay, So you

845
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: protected yourself and didn't go back to the hotel because

846
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: you thought that what you were going to go back

847
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: there with her, and all of a sudden, there's gonna

848
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: be a knock at the door, and those two dudes

849
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: from the bar were going to be outside, like give

850
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: me all of your loot exactly, you see the movies.

851
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: So it was it was that in a couple of

852
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: other things, you know, like over the course of the date,

853
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm noticing this and I was trying to just just

854
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: get a little bit more information about her, and she

855
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: seemed to be like sort of shy about sharing it.

856
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: I remember at one point I asked there about her

857
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: last name, Hey, what's your last name? And she kind

858
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: of just like glossed over it, and when I'm talking

859
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: about something else happening at the bar, okay, yeah, And

860
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: then I kind of like, later after that, I asked

861
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: her what her Instagram handle was, and her response was,

862
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: what's that? It was all super sketchy and making me uncomfortable,

863
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: and so I just felt like, hey, why don't I

864
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: try to call it a night right now. And when

865
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: I got home, I did like look her up on

866
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: her social checked out the Instagram and I found a profile,

867
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: but it was a different last name than the name

868
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: that she sort of gave me earlier than night, which

869
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: set off another red flag. Well, yeah, if she didn't

870
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: contact us to get a hold of you, I would

871
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, man, you're about to get robbed. Yeah,

872
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: But the fact that she's doing it on this show,

873
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: I don't think that was going to happen, although it

874
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: might be an elaborate scheme, so keep your guard up.

875
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: But I do want to let you know that she's

876
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening. Well wait, wait, she's on

877
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: the old and she's been listening this whole time. Yes,

878
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: phone listening. She wants to rob you and talk to you?

879
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: Oh what you guys did tell me she was on

880
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 1: the phone, Brittany, Were you trying to rob Decks? Brittany

881
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: Britney coming on? Oh? Shoot, I think her. I think

882
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: her phone dropped out. Not on the line? Hold on?

883
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: Wait what is she? Let me try to call her

884
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: back at Deck? She was on the phone. Now, I

885
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: gotta call her back because I think her phone dropped out.

886
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: Hold on. Okay, okay, okay, that what straight to voicemail?

887
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: Maybe she was going to rob you? Hold up? Do

888
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: you know when she fell off? Could you see that

889
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: over there? Jubs? I couldn't. I couldn't tell exactly when.

890
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she hung up right after he said

891
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: she was going to rob it. I saw it. Well,

892
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: are you serious? Right, there's your intuition? Probably was right on, producer,

893
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: Holy crap. Does she know where you live? I don't

894
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: think so. You know that's the though. Okay, did she

895
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: ask you anything about money before you even went on

896
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: the date? Well, yeah, I'm an entrepreneur. I've had my

897
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: own business for a while. It's been growing itself. And

898
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: I guess, when I think back on it, she was

899
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: sort of asking a lot of questions about that, my

900
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: lifestyle and sketchy. Damn. Do you make enough money where

901
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: it would be worth doing this to get you to

902
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: go back out with her to rob you? I don't

903
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: know if I could. That's a weird question to answer.

904
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I could be a target. You know,

905
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: you could probably you probably it probably could be smart

906
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: to rob me. Yeah, all right, all right, we'll take

907
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: care and don't ever go out with her again. Okay, Yeah,

908
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: I definitely won't be doing that. Jubils First Date follow

909
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: up The Jebels Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

910
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: It's signed for your Dirty Little Secret text in four

911
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 1: one h six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

912
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything because nobody will know who

913
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

914
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: Everybody who calls in to tell us a dirty little

915
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: secret gets a fake name when they call in. So

916
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: I'll say a word than Alex will say a word

917
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: than English even will say word, and that'll be the

918
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: name of the caller on the phone, because we don't

919
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: want to ask what their real name is because might

920
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: incriminate us or something, because dirt a little secret. So

921
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: here we go on the phone to tell us a

922
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? Is college waxing Voyager? College

923
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: waxing Voyager? Nice? Sounds like a weird job or something. Hi,

924
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: college waxing Voyager. It also sounds like it dirty. Yeah,

925
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: it sounds really. It's quite a name. Thank you, guys problem,

926
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: thank you for having that name. So you have a

927
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do. I. Um, I've been keeping

928
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: something from my husband for quite some time. That's not good.

929
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: Is it a man? Are you keeping a man from

930
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: your husband? Or no, it's not a man. It's kind

931
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 1: of more around how we actually met. Um, Oh think

932
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: it was just you know, fate, kiss meant whatever, and

933
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: um it actually was a bet from my friends for

934
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: me to go up to him. But I haven't never

935
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: had the heart to tell him because we met in

936
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: college and he was like the total nerdy bookworm across

937
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: the way, and my friends and I were not super

938
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: into school, so we were there more hanging out than

939
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 1: we were actually studying, and so we saw this guy Yeah,

940
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: that's that's what I was about to ask you. Because

941
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: Derek in that situation could go either way. It could

942
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that guy is so hot, right, like

943
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: I dare you to go doc down girl, like he

944
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: is definitely Oh my god, I don't even know how

945
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: I get words out of my mouth in it. Or

946
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: it could be like, wow, I dare you'd ask that

947
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: guy out because he's tragic. So it was kind of

948
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: like that. It was kind of like that. I mean

949
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: he was like glasses, like middle part, like a total

950
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: like nerd, chewing on his pen. I well, I went

951
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: just to you know, make my friends laugh, but then

952
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: I actually started talking to him, and you know, his

953
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: charm makes up for everything else. Really sweet. Wait, so

954
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: how long have you been married? Now we've been married

955
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: for six years now. Wow, yeah, I'm assuming you won

956
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: the bet. Then I did win the bet. But it's

957
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: so hard to tell him that he was kind of

958
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: targeted for being a nerd. I don't know if how

959
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: he would take that, but I just don't want to

960
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: hurt his feelings, you know. I mean, he's got to

961
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: know that he's a nerd. Yeah, he does, he know

962
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: he's a nerd. He does, but I will say I've

963
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: done some work on him in the in the years

964
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: that we've been married to try to I know ned

965
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: now if you will. There's a couple of ways of

966
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: looking at it, right, Because if someone were to tell

967
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: you that they had a bet to go up and

968
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: ask you out because you were like a nerdy, funky

969
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 1: looking dude, I don't know looking or not but nerdy whatever.

970
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: You could go, oh, that sucks that you did that,

971
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: or you could look at it how I look at

972
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: it right, because Alex and I are married. If you

973
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: didn't know that, by the way, Um, and you know,

974
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: people make a comment about my wife being attractive, right

975
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: and in dudes a lot of times online, especially on

976
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: social media, will rip on me right on my social

977
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: media and on Alex's social media. Uh, but I just

978
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: look at it like, yeah, that's how dope I am, right, right?

979
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like I'm not about looks. Yeah,

980
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: you're my twin flame and there's no like, there's no

981
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: better person for me in this world, and like that's it. Yeah,

982
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: And that's what I mean though, Like you can look

983
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: at it one or two ways, like your husband could

984
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 1: look at it like, yeah, that's how cool I am.

985
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: I was so tragic and nerdy that you got dared

986
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: to ask me out. But then I talked to you

987
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: and you were like, damn, this nerd is hot. Yes, right, Yeah,

988
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: that is what happened. Is what happened. So does that

989
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: help you in your decision and if you tell your

990
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 1: husband or not? Yeah, I feel better about it. I

991
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: at first was thinking that he was just going to

992
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: be upset, but you made a really valid point, so

993
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: I think he might think that it's actually kind of

994
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: funny and feel better about him. Yeah, after this long yes,

995
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: six years. If it does end in a divorce, you

996
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: know a phone number, so give us a goal. Yeah,

997
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: I will definitely call you guys. Then okay, hey, all right,

998
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. You do a little secret.

999
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. What's your dirty little secret? The Jewels

1000
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It actually happened. It's The Jewels Show.

1001
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: This is a very big moment for us. It is

1002
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm super excited right now. It's The Jewels Show. If

1003
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: you didn't know, we actually interviewed the Tiger King Joe Exotic.

1004
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: He's in prison for a long time because of trying

1005
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: to maybe possibly have his Nemesis murdered, which you shouldn't

1006
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: if you didn't see the Netflix series Tiger King, you're

1007
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: one of the few people that didn't see it in

1008
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: the world. But if you saw it, which you probably did,

1009
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: you know we're talking about anyway, He's in prison and

1010
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: we wrote him a letter to see if he would

1011
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 1: respond to us from prison, and the other day opened

1012
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: up the mail and I was like, wait a second,

1013
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: we got the Joe Exotic letter. He responded to our

1014
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: letter that we sent him in prison, and we're about

1015
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: to read it right now. Alex has the envelope and

1016
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: she's going to open it right now, and we're gonna

1017
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: find out what Joe Exotic had to say to us

1018
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: from his prison cell. Before you open up the envelope,

1019
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: let me hit a little Joe Exotic music, Joe Exotic.

1020
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: So all right, she's got the paper out of the

1021
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: envelope and it's a long piece of paper. Is this

1022
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: one of those notepads that your dad would use if

1023
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: he was in business? You know what do they call

1024
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: a leg Yeah? It's white, not yellow, long, you guys, okay,

1025
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: and it's incursive. He's got great handwriting. Yeah, he did well.

1026
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of time to work on him. Oh,

1027
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is funny. The first thing that

1028
00:53:49,400 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: it says is Alex Jewel and Staff my hero to you.

1029
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: You know how excited I was to read this, But

1030
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: now I don't get he never gets out. It says, hey, you.

1031
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: Oh he did answer our interview questions that we mailed him,

1032
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: So five sweet and here we go. I'm excited. Okay.

1033
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: The first question we asked was how you holding up

1034
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: in there? Oh? Yeah, what did he say? And my

1035
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: health is not good. I just got out of the

1036
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: hospital last week nearly in kidney failure. I've lost both

1037
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: my parents now and my marriage. Dylan is so greedy.

1038
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: He sold my clothes and everything, so I have nothing left.

1039
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: What's the guy in the world. If you saw the

1040
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: Tiger King in the documentary, that's the guy that he

1041
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: was married to when he went into prison. Right that

1042
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: divorced him. Yeah, just a little while after he went

1043
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: in he sold all his clothes. What that is messed up?

1044
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: Joe Exota continues on to say, hoping to start a

1045
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: new life with Seth Posey, he has been so much

1046
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: support and ten times the man Dylan ever thought of

1047
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: being just take shot. Kind of love that for you. Joe,

1048
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Speaker 1: you got knife in the side. You suck And then

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Speaker 1: he says holds down two jobs and no drugs. Dylan

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Speaker 1: must be high all day. This is like a long

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Speaker 1: Facebook status something of how you're doing okay for your extasy?

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00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: It right? You know how people do that. Joe did

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00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: it in a prison letter, just like everything's great. This

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00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: guy's way better than my ex Dylan. Potentially unrelated question,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. No matter what happens. I do believe if

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Speaker 1: I make it out alive, I can pick up and

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Speaker 1: choose any man. Yeah. Yeah. Third question we asked, would

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Speaker 1: you be upset if we were to tell you that

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Speaker 1: we interviewed Carol Basket on the phone. Don't worry, we

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Speaker 1: didn't show her any allegiance. And he says, Carol does

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Speaker 1: anything to get in the news, so I don't hate you,

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Speaker 1: kind of like Dylan. Yeah, she came out as bye

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Speaker 1: o O is he talking about like? That's so weird.

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Speaker 1: I can't even say this. Next for Joe, one of

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Speaker 1: the seven what is she likes as much as I

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Speaker 1: do and I'm as gay as Trump's funny money. We'll

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Speaker 1: lie about anything to get attention. Okay, Joe Exotic still

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Speaker 1: got the jokes. We're going over that. Joe Exotic sent

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Speaker 1: us back. The truth is coming. So she's worried. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely about the murder of the husband. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. The next line, you guys that Carol Basket. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's we're halfways done, said almost act would yes, I

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Speaker 1: love it. He finished that side of the paper. I'm

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Speaker 1: like on the others. I'm on the back side. Now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is our fourth question to him. If you were

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Speaker 1: to get out early and Carol Basket's current husband went missing,

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Speaker 1: would you marry Carol? Oh? I think the answer it

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Speaker 1: starts off Okay, I wouldn't give Carrol CPR if I

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Speaker 1: saw her having a heart attack but is crazy to

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Speaker 1: have sex with her. Would take a wet sue air

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Speaker 1: tank and a scoop shovel to get the funk out first.

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Speaker 1: That is war out. I'm wearing above sexy twenty five

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Speaker 1: year old. Good for you, Joe Dang, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And then okay, number five, we asked you Exotic, can Jebil,

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Speaker 1: Alex and Evan dress up as you Carol Baskin and

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Speaker 1: Jeff Low for Halloween. What did he say? You dress

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Speaker 1: up as us for Halloween and ask your listeners to also.

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Speaker 1: The costumes at Party City are mine, so by them,

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Speaker 1: I'll pay the Lord. Oh my God, in America. I

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Speaker 1: love it. That's exactly how the letter I thought it

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00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: would sound. Did not disappoint. If you want to see

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Speaker 1: the video of Alex reading the letter, you can go

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Speaker 1: to at the Jewel Show. If you want to follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually, I'm at Jubile Fresh Evan on

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Speaker 1: the Idea and Joe Exotic does not have an ad.

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Speaker 1: I looked because in prison the Jebel Show on demand