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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping Granny and Grandpa save

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Speaker 1: money with a new service called rent a dent. Ventures

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Speaker 1: are super expensive, so don't buy. Jump on the rented

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Speaker 1: dent app and find some within a mile of your house.

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Speaker 2: Someone else's mouth, you're putting in your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Rent them for a few hours during bingo night,

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Speaker 1: then return them the next day.

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Speaker 3: What did you why any teeth all the time? Jose,

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Speaker 3: It's just that easy.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser as other TV squeezes as don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the state that

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Speaker 1: keeps on giving, Florida.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: As far as McDonald's related crimes go, there's nothing more

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Speaker 1: scandalous than Ronald McDonald being caught trespassing at a burger king.

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Speaker 3: Shame. Shame is what he should feel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that didn't happen, but this could make the list.

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Speaker 1: A forty year old man named Christopher Marlowe was arrested

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Speaker 1: for trespassing dressed as Ronald McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: That's smart.

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Speaker 1: You could be like, bro, I'll give you a free

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Speaker 1: six piece McNugget if you just let me go.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm always pro clown, But out of all

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Speaker 3: of the good clowns of the world, Ronald is the creepiest. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Like it's just maybe his height. He's so tall. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's all too eager to play with the kids.

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Speaker 2: Think about the message.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I have food, delicious food cake.

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Speaker 3: He I didn't see him ever juggle one thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, oh my god, not pulling his weight as

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Speaker 1: a clown. But this one apparently was a bootleg costume

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Speaker 1: and ron was packing oh with an orange replica gun.

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Speaker 1: Also had a backpack with multiple other clown outfits and

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Speaker 1: a pack of ten red roses.

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Speaker 3: Romantic.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, I read that wrong. It was a pack

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Speaker 1: of ten red noses. Makes a little bit more sense.

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Speaker 3: Those things do fall off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, it all went down at a shopping center.

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Speaker 1: It's unclear what he was doing, but he trespassed there

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Speaker 1: before and was well known to the police. Cops even

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Speaker 1: called him by a nickname when they approached him, Ronnie McNugget.

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Speaker 3: That's a great nickname. Whatever person at the department came

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Speaker 3: up with that a plus.

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Speaker 1: Give them a raise, a scuffle ensued, punches were thrown,

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Speaker 1: and in the end, red noses were scattered everywhere.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of a funny scene to stumble upon. We

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Speaker 3: always thought there was a hamburgler that was the criminals.

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Speaker 1: The Christopher was charged with resisting officers with violence, which

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Speaker 1: is a felony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then well for him.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Indiana. The tie

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Speaker 1: Bistro and bar was having a major issue. Reese trap

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Speaker 1: was overflowing, so they hired a company called Heavern Plumbing

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Speaker 1: to come out and.

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Speaker 2: Deal with it.

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Speaker 3: Did you know there's like whole companies devoted to just

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Speaker 3: cleaning out grease yep, it's restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all the time, Like once a month, I'll

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Speaker 1: have people cleaned the pipe. So someone from the company

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Speaker 1: came out, cleared the clog, charged them two hundred and

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Speaker 1: thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, and the restaurant paid.

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Speaker 3: It's like a pretty boring story so far.

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Speaker 1: Joe, Well, hold on books because it's about to get weird.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to believe this, but.

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Speaker 1: The pipe got clogged again three days later.

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Speaker 3: But are you with me, Hey, what's gonna happen? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So The plumber came back and cleared the pipe a

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Speaker 1: second time. Interesting part is they charged them again, even.

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Speaker 2: More than the first time. Oh well, this is dumb.

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 3: I'm on the edge of my seat.

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Speaker 1: Jack, I knew you would be exactly it was laid

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Speaker 1: back comfortably.

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Speaker 3: I want you to know.

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Speaker 1: It was three hundred and ninety dollars time because it

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Speaker 1: was an emergency and not during normal hours, But the

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Speaker 1: restaurant refused to pay, saying they should stand behind their work.

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Speaker 2: So what happened.

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Speaker 1: The exact same plumber came back the next day and

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Speaker 1: intentionally re clogged it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: He didn't have to get into the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: He actually accessed the pipe from the outside installed a

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Speaker 1: balloon in.

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Speaker 2: There so it couldn't drain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The owner of the plumbing company claims the restaurant

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Speaker 1: has a history of being slow to pay bills, so

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't remove the balloon until they paid him yet,

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Speaker 1: and the kitchen would have overflowed, so they had no

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Speaker 1: choice and coughed up the cash. They filed a complaint though,

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Speaker 1: with the Better Business Bureau, and that's where the issue stands.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's going to go really.

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Speaker 2: Far, Alexis, don't yawn over there because really rude.

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Speaker 3: Get back on the XP. Sorry, back to the plumber.

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Speaker 2: This is intense plumber grease trap drama.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think is in Jeff's algorithm? Obviously?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing bigger is happening in the world right now

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Speaker 1: than this.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story out of the

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Speaker 2: love lobbies talking. Yeah, got a.

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Speaker 1: Hot date this weekend. Here's a new tactic you shouldn't try.

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Speaker 1: A reputable publication just did a big story on floodlighting.

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Speaker 1: When you expose way too much about yourself, way too soon. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's actually sometimes when you click, it can backfire all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about our exes and it's like, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 3: we shouldn't be doing this. Yes.

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Speaker 1: One expert says that a lot of times we share

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Speaker 1: too much information as a way to protect us from vulnerability.

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Speaker 3: How does that protect it is we put all our

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Speaker 3: cards out.

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Speaker 2: I'll explain it in a second.

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Speaker 1: But recently people have been doing it on purpose as

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Speaker 1: a way to fast track a relationship or to see

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Speaker 1: if a person is mature enough to quote hand.

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Speaker 2: Like well to immature to handling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like somebody who always says I'm a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like, for example, here's why you.

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Speaker 1: Might be out on a date and say, Hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: an only child, I hate my dad, I'm on a cleanse,

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Speaker 1: i have a ton of debt, and technically I'm banned

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Speaker 1: from three walmarts?

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Speaker 2: My perfect girl? Can you handle that?

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Speaker 3: This is the Vegas isn't ready for us.

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Speaker 1: They say you shouldn't do it because there's a chance

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Speaker 1: you'll scare them off. Plus, it's also not fair to

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Speaker 1: dump so much on someone that you haven't formed a

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Speaker 1: real connection with yet.

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Speaker 3: I feel like people who dump like that think that

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Speaker 3: they're the only ones that have problems.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, save it till you're like in a serious

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Speaker 1: relationship and they're trapped and they can't.

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Speaker 3: Do anywhere exactly tactics.

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Speaker 1: One expert said it's good to be open and honest

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Speaker 1: about yourself, but phrased it like this. There's a difference

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Speaker 1: between organically engaging and immediately waterboarding your date with.

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Speaker 2: Your deepest track.

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Speaker 3: It's such a good description.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of trauma, this guy still deals.

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Speaker 3: With his Oh.

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Speaker 1: Back in twenty sixteen, he got stuck in a purple

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Speaker 1: croc and EMTs had to use the jaws of life

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Speaker 1: to rescue him. Imagine the nightmares Brook hids.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how he recovered him.

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Speaker 2: So lucky you are not him, Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure Red Crock fine now again, no good Lord.

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Speaker 1: That means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.