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Speaker 1: My wife is talking to other men and seeing their dicks.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't think it's cheating. Am I overreacting? Oh? We've

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Speaker 1: been married for ten years and are very happily with

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Speaker 1: each other. We have three kids and our normal busy

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Speaker 1: couple Physically, we are together multiple times a week and

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Speaker 1: both would say sex is great. Both would say multiple

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Speaker 1: times a week with multiple kids is pretty good. Pretty solid,

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Speaker 1: pretty solid, solid record. Here is the issue we have.

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Speaker 1: My wife posts online and what I would call immodest houfits.

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Speaker 1: She considers them fine. That discussion is for another time,

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Speaker 1: but she receives a lot of compliments from men when

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Speaker 1: she posts. They are all clearly trying to flirt and

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Speaker 1: get more from her. She engages in conversations and will

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Speaker 1: flirt back, leading a lot of them on. She gets

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Speaker 1: their numbers, ask them to show themselves, etc. While she

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Speaker 1: won't do anything for them, and then she ghosts them.

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Speaker 1: So she's getting little depicts. Oh my, there be some

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Speaker 1: big depicts. Oh my. I found out about this last

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Speaker 1: week when I noticed a notification on her phone. It

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Speaker 1: was a guy that was asking what she thought of

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Speaker 1: his package special delivery. Sure enough, she had asked him

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Speaker 1: to send a shot of that, and he did. Immediately,

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Speaker 1: I thought she was cheating and confronted her. She then

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Speaker 1: explained that that was the point at which she would

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Speaker 1: ghost them. She enjoys seeing what guys will do for her,

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Speaker 1: but claims that it isn't cheating. I'm just looking at Dix.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at Dix. John. Let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: Go for me. What do you got a doctor? Doctors

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Speaker 2: is in their office. Yeah, right sitting there.

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Speaker 1: I'm married to that doctor. Yep, she's doing some she's

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Speaker 1: doing some physicals. Yep. The amount of penises she sees

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Speaker 1: a day ungodly, ungodly? Am I breaking up with her? No? No,

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Speaker 1: that is her freaking job to look at those penises.

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Speaker 1: So it is this woman's job to be collecting these picks.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's her job, but I'm saying. We

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Speaker 1: live in a world of entrepreneurs. You can choose whatever

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Speaker 1: job you want, but she is going someone's gotta do it,

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Speaker 1: and she is going for it like the rents do,

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Speaker 1: like the all right, I'm actually surprised that she's not

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Speaker 1: making money from this. Yeah, that's you know what, She's

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Speaker 1: doing it for the love of the game.

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Speaker 2: She's doing it, doing it for the love of the game,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 1: And can we fault someone for doing something for the love?

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Speaker 3: How?

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Speaker 4: How could she get paid for this though only fans duh.

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Speaker 4: But she's not posting anything, she's just looking at pictures of.

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Speaker 1: No, she's posting provocative picks online. And then this is

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Speaker 1: her like and.

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Speaker 2: She's messaging, she's getting numbers and texting back.

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Speaker 1: And actually, this is what what I'm most mad about

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Speaker 1: is the loss of an opportunity. This is a business

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Speaker 1: opportunity that is falling in your lap, truly literally, and

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Speaker 1: you could be making tens of thousands of dollars. There's

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Speaker 1: this girl. I know she. Men will pay her to

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Speaker 1: rate their penises. Oh wow, they send a dick pic

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Speaker 1: She's like one or seven, depending on how she feels,

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Speaker 1: and people pay her. It's good service. You could she

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Speaker 1: could literally just.

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Speaker 2: Send back a number and get paid any number she wants,

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Speaker 2: and then be putting food into the mouths of her children.

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Speaker 3: Wow, she has children.

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Speaker 1: She has two?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Two kids? You go, girl, three three kids? She has

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Speaker 1: three kids.

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Speaker 2: She's got mouths to feed and dix to see.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but this isn't over. No, there's more. I can

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Speaker 1: confirm that she isn't cheating as I've gone through all

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Speaker 1: the messages, and once it hits a certain point, she

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Speaker 1: stops responding or does she start deleting? That's the question.

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Speaker 1: That's a question. Come on. I'm not comfortable with her

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Speaker 1: doing this. It feels like she's doing something wrong by

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Speaker 1: leading these men on. But she says there isn't anything

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Speaker 1: wrong with what she's doing. She claims that she is

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Speaker 1: they're cheating. Same, I'm just having fun, just having fun.

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Speaker 1: Why are you trying to rain on my parade? Oh? Why?

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Speaker 1: Parade of dicks? It's read in dicks hallelujah? How do

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Speaker 1: I slash? You all? Convince her that she's wrong on this?

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Speaker 1: The craziest part, there's a little little edit. The craziest

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Speaker 1: part is she's been caught red handed, and she's like, one,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything wrong though, I ain't stopping. I

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Speaker 1: ain't stopping. I ain't stopping. Why would I stop? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You think you think you think a painter stops painting.

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Speaker 1: You think Picasso put down his breath, Well, I guess

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Speaker 1: he'd put out his brush. And took up a shotgun.

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Speaker 1: But did Michaelangel stop halfway through the ceiling of that thing?

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Speaker 1: He kept painting. He kept painting that Sistine Chapel, and

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Speaker 1: it looks beautiful. And it looks beautiful. Do you know

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Speaker 1: how many dicks are in the Sistine Chapel? A lot?

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Speaker 1: At least two dude? Yep. Shout out to God, Shout

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Speaker 1: out to God. Wow. Anyway, at it showed my wife

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Speaker 1: all the comments, even showed her some of the pictures

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Speaker 1: Still doesn't think she is in the wrong. I guess

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Speaker 1: women sent him nudes to help him out. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Wait? What do you think

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Speaker 1: is actually going on here? I have the answer. She

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Speaker 1: is not just deleting them, she's using them. She's putting

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Speaker 1: up to work. She is not cheating. Oh he knows,

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Speaker 1: she's not cheating. Okay, she's not cheating. She's not cheating.

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Speaker 1: She does have like a only fans or something like that. Basically,

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Speaker 1: there's this little known sight known as chatterbaits. Y'all were

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Speaker 1: right found out. She streams on chatterbait. Oh, she's a

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Speaker 1: streamer as well. As art jewelry. I'm so pissed. What's

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Speaker 1: art jewelry. I've never heard of that one.

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Speaker 3: Oh, people like stream art jewelry and get money for it.

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Speaker 1: What like, like I like an Etsy for live stream.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, like just people have like on

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Speaker 4: TV shows have like watches and they're all like like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, type of vibe. I don't know that art jewelry is.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, So she is trying to earn a living,

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Speaker 1: trying to feed put food on the children.

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Speaker 3: She didn't miss an entrepreneurial she didn't.

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Speaker 1: She didn't. She's making money from this. There we go,

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Speaker 1: respect the hustle perspect Yeah, if you don't have a

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Speaker 1: side hustle, what are you doing? Come on, get your

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Speaker 1: game up. There's one relevant comment Headwig five seventeen says,

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Speaker 1: your wife is gas lighting you. What the f are

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Speaker 1: you kidding? You are underreacting to this a million per

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Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. Well, it's not it's not the

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Speaker 1: fact that she's chatterbating, it's that she's lying.

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Speaker 2: You're in the same scenario, Sam, Yeah, you find out

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Speaker 2: that your wife the mother of your three beautiful children.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I'm just I got this little

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Speaker 3: Well you split.

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Speaker 1: Fifty? Yeah, yeah, I don't know what, Like, there's all

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Speaker 1: this extra money coming in and I'm just like not

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Speaker 1: like I'm not privy to that where it's coming from.

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Speaker 1: Why you got a question? You're getting you're getting racks

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Speaker 1: for nothing? I would question it. I'll be like, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Would I break up in this instance? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would because it's lying, it's flying. But if my

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Speaker 1: Did you know chatterbait creators can make ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: a day, not bad. And if you really build your

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Speaker 1: a week, you get a schedule, you have good branding. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, hey, I'm I I you know, I

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Speaker 1: want to be a streamer. I think I would. I

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Speaker 1: think I would be more open to it. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like I think I would say, be faceless for the kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ooh yeah, good point, very good point.

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Speaker 2: Big brains big as big as those texts, dud big

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Speaker 2: as those big pictures in those texts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, big dick texts or small dick texts or small.

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Speaker 1: All sizes, yeah, all shas and sizes. We don't discriminate.

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Speaker 1: We don't discriminate. We love all your penises. We love

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Speaker 1: all your penises and whatever else you have. We love

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Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, yeah, you know what else? We love

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Speaker 1: this next story into it.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend of twelve years said no when I proposed

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Speaker 2: to her.

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Speaker 1: Ouch twelve years. Twelve years.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend and I started dating when she was twenty

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Speaker 2: and I was twenty two. Despite having been a couple

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Speaker 1: We do not live together. I spend a lot of

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Speaker 2: Apartment and sleep there most of the time. She mentioned

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Speaker 2: marriage after two years we started dating, but then she stopped.

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Speaker 1: No, we're marriage talk. Whoh.

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Speaker 2: A week ago I proposed to her, I bought her

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Speaker 1: But then she said that she did not want to

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Speaker 2: Why out that she preferred our relationship to continue as

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Speaker 2: it was before.

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Speaker 1: Let's continue, let's keep.

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Speaker 2: If it ain't broke, no fix it, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: it ain't broke. Don't fix it, I mean don't I

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Speaker 2: don't fix it.

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Speaker 1: Point? She got a point, She got a point. Don't

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Speaker 1: fix it? Fixing it, fixing it good.

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Speaker 2: I'm almost thirty five, and I want to marry her,

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Speaker 2: live together and start a family. But now I don't

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Speaker 2: really know what her plans really are. That is so

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Speaker 2: wild after twelve years.

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Speaker 1: How do you not I feel like if I'm dating

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Speaker 1: a girl for a month, I know whether she wants kids,

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Speaker 1: I know where she wants to like end up in

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Speaker 1: terms of like her living situation. I know what TI like, age,

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Speaker 1: she wants to get married. Come up, this is twelve years.

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Speaker 1: You don't know your girl. I just don't give up.

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Speaker 2: I don't really know if I should continue the relationship

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Speaker 2: or just break up. It hurts me, but I really

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Speaker 2: love her and I don't know what to do in

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Speaker 2: this situation.

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Speaker 1: Talk to her? What do I do? Talk to her about?

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Speaker 1: What you want your future to look like?

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Speaker 2: I have these lips that create these sounds, but I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure what to do with this power.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about cleefing?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh?

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Speaker 2: What would be the best way to approach this delicate

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Speaker 2: situation with my girlfriend considering our differences about marriage and

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Speaker 2: and our future plans together? Sam Riley everyone in the comments.

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Speaker 2: There is some relevant comments and an update that we

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Speaker 2: got coming up here, but first we got to break

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Speaker 2: it down and help out outpe. What should ope, what's

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Speaker 2: the best way to approach the situation?

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Speaker 1: All right, don't be an idiot, don't be an idiot

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Speaker 1: first ball. Yeah, and talk to your partner like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I guess maybe he's like pulling from this one conversation

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Speaker 1: they had ten years ago about marriage and being like,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's still the same now. But how do

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Speaker 1: you not have another conversation about marriage leading up to

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Speaker 1: the proposal? And also how do you not know like

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Speaker 1: do you want to like have you talked about having kids?

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Speaker 1: At what time scale you want to have kids? Where

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Speaker 1: you're gonna live, moving in together, Like all of these

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Speaker 2: Lex Mosley says, this reminds me of a joke that

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Speaker 2: reminding me. Every six months. It's annoying. We have an

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Speaker 1: Well, I hope he just I hope he talks to

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Speaker 2: She said she no longer wanted to get married or

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Speaker 1: Right, Good job, OK, sud a job, Op, You've destroyed

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Speaker 2: Regarding children, she does want to have children, but even

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of it? That I've never heard of.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of this situation where someone is an

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Speaker 2: It would be like sharing custody and going out together

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Speaker 1: But yeah, let's start the process so we can have

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Speaker 1: Let's start the process. Now that is insane. Let's get

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Speaker 2: She said that these are her terms and that I

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Speaker 1: Do you agree with her terms? I think? I mean

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Speaker 2: Do you agree or not agree? Deal or no deal?

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Speaker 2: Is there any compromise to be had? It doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: Let's do mine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just like you brought me to this point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: point like it sounds like she's hurt. Yeah, that he

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Speaker 1: about talk about talk about about it. Come but Jeane

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Speaker 1: with these boxes all day, dame my back killing me?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Put in the comments,

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Speaker 1: if you know. Okay, let's let's see the deep cut.

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Speaker 1: Let's see who the real.

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Speaker 2: Ones are, all right, remember that boxes? Wow, too deep,

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Speaker 2: too deep, a deep cut. Riley doesn't even know, guys,

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Speaker 2: it's too deep of a cut for Riley said that

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Speaker 2: it's been I don't I think we stopped saying that

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Speaker 2: beginning of twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Wow, long time.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's night when you guys are just getting started.

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Speaker 1: It's called a deep cut for a reason. Wow, it's

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Speaker 2: But let's cut through jeans cheese that pleases comments. I

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Speaker 2: the long run. I think you'll try and convince yourself

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Speaker 2: you can't. You can, but it will crush you when

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Speaker 1: When you bond over a baby.

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Speaker 2: Good luck, Janelli Bean says, reading between the lines, it

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Speaker 1: Would just be what it is now.

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Speaker 2: you have to be pretty out of touch with your

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Speaker 1: Out projected like this. Agreed, how do you like You're

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Speaker 1: an idiot? Yeah, just such an idiot, dude.

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Speaker 2: This post is, This post is giving missing missing reasons.

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Speaker 2: I never saw it, Slash, I never saw it coming.

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Speaker 2: TLF five f F five says, you dated for ten years

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Speaker 2: with no proposal. She gave up on you as a husband,

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Speaker 2: because no one better came along, and they lived mehly

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Speaker 2: ever after. And then OOA says, this whole story reminds

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Speaker 1: I've never heard that term meh meh le ever after,

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Speaker 1: merrily ever after, But wow, what a situation to find

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Speaker 2: It's it's the most men of all time, And I guess,

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Speaker 2: I guess the girlfriend was.

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Speaker 1: Like, all right, you know what this works for me?

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Speaker 2: I get what I need out of it. There's I

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Speaker 2: don't have a better alternative. But jude, what a what

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Speaker 1: A slap in the face for such an Wait here's

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Speaker 1: the question. Yeah, who is more of an idiot? It

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Speaker 1: I think it's OPI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because she it seems she at least brought it up.

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Speaker 2: She at least brought it up in and brought it

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Speaker 1: she did, I think, think critically about what she did

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Speaker 1: still think she should have communicated. I say, the ball

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Speaker 1: in his court. She has made it known I want this,

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Speaker 1: I remember you. Yeah whoa no marriage? Yeah? Both idiots.

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Speaker 1: Ohpi's a bigger idiot one hundred percent. I agree. But

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Speaker 1: who do you think is the bigger idiot? Or do

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Speaker 1: you think anyone's an idiot? Let us know in the

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Speaker 1: comments below. This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 1: Time for okop relam. Cheating Mom abandons me as a

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Speaker 1: in power, this is your captain speaking.

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Speaker 2: We are about to make the landing of a lifetime.

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Speaker 1: Oh you loved ones that you love them.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna bring your home boys and girls.

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Speaker 1: Landing straight into this story. This is okayob I'm Samuel

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Speaker 1: Daughter and I'm John Fry, and we have stories that

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Speaker 1: the skies. Thirty thousand feet baby, thirty thousand feet. Cheating

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Speaker 1: mom abandons me as a child and now is asking

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Speaker 1: for money. Nice, I should give some backstory first, you

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Speaker 1: think please a title like that. When I was ten

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Speaker 1: I'm now twenty, my parents divorced because my dad found

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Speaker 1: out she was cheating when she told him. My brother

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Speaker 1: weren't his. Ooh, that's one way to freaking find out

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Speaker 1: your wife is cheating. Your children aren't yours? Oh, but

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Speaker 1: they're seven and eight. That's eight years. When asked for

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Speaker 1: high life, unlike my dad, a farmer just trying his

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Speaker 1: best to maintain a family while managing my grandfather's farm.

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining the sweetest farmer ever I know, Farmer

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Speaker 2: Bob given apples to the kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and here this wife is railing yacht

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Speaker 1: billionaire men. Rough. When discussing custody over me in court,

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Speaker 1: my mom said she wanted nothing to do with me

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Speaker 1: and left my dad with full custody while she took

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Speaker 1: my brother and sister with her and then married her

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Speaker 1: side piece a month after everything was finalized. Wow, take

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Speaker 1: your time, sweetheart. Of course, with the rise of social media,

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00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: she only includes me and family photos to make herself

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Speaker 1: look good, even though she tosses me to the side afterwards. Classic.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have a relationship with my siblings because

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Speaker 1: they look down on me for classes and petty reasons.

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00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: That's so crappy, So crappy. Now, with that out of

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Speaker 1: the way, let's start the show, all right. So I'm

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Speaker 1: imagining this on the farm. So I'm going to do

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Speaker 1: a little twin into an ax. It's about seven point

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Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. I was feeding the cattle and

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Speaker 1: having a jam session when my dad came out of

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Speaker 1: the fleet lot to tell me someone was here to

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Speaker 1: see me. Ask him who was why. I didn't need

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Speaker 1: him to answer me once I saw the angry look

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Speaker 1: on his face as it throws his cigarette he had

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Speaker 1: failed to light a hop off the tractor and go

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Speaker 1: walk around the farmyard until I spot a brand new

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Speaker 1: Porsche with my mother sitting in the driver's seat. Describe

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Speaker 1: what she looks like. Imagine someone doing a crappy job

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Speaker 1: doing James Charles and Jeffrey Starr heaviest making forro Teine

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Speaker 1: at the same time, a caring haircut with only the

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Speaker 1: blondess of highlights and a spray then that would make

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Speaker 1: Trump look pale if I had afford. I love this.

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Speaker 1: I often wonder if she'll ever do a face reveal

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Speaker 1: just so the whole world could see that hunk of

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Speaker 1: Swiss cheese and all that. Oh my god, I walk

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Speaker 1: up to her car and politely say hey, before she

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Speaker 1: wrinkles her nose and looks at me in disgusted entitled Mom,

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Speaker 1: don't you have anything better to do besides wear those

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Speaker 1: filthy rags and take that wad of chewing tobacco out

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Speaker 1: of your mouth? Honestly, I'm embarrassed that you're even my

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Speaker 1: son looking like that. Oh honey, lady's are work clothes,

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Speaker 1: and I was working and I just put this show

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Speaker 1: in and ain't even kicked yet. Besides what you won't

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Speaker 1: I love this farm boy. She looks me up and

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Speaker 1: down with a disgusted look again before she takes a

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Speaker 1: deep breath before speaking, titled Mom, I need to ask

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Speaker 1: a favor of you. In fact, it's rather important. The

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Speaker 1: only thing going through my head. She's bard of a coult.

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Speaker 1: It needs me to be a blood sacrifice at tonight's meeting.

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Speaker 1: Me wall what is it? Title? Mom? See, your sister

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Speaker 1: is going to be graduating this year, and I think

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Speaker 1: it would be only fair that you give her money

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Speaker 1: your grandfather left you, since you obviously don't need it.

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Speaker 1: I know what she's after now. My Grandbabby had put

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Speaker 1: us out twenty five k smackaroons for each grandchild that

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Speaker 1: once they turned eighteen they can use for college, buying,

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Speaker 1: a car, a tractor, whatever. You know. The catch was

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Speaker 1: you needed to either graduate high school or obtain a

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Speaker 1: ged D. Just graduated high school. Now why would you

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Speaker 1: be asking for this money, you may ask, Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you. She I'd asked my grandpa after the divorce

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Speaker 1: that not only should her kids my brother and sister

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Speaker 1: still get the money, but he needed to beef it

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Speaker 1: up by a few grand add some nickelbacks to that stack.

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Speaker 1: My grandpa had a spite, took the money originally meant

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Speaker 1: for them and put it all in mine and told

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Speaker 1: her only his actual grandkids get the money, which honestly

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Speaker 1: is like a good move because she cheated on them

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Speaker 1: with another Oh yes, yeah, she cheated on the blood

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Speaker 1: with another man with the high life. So you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe that high life will treat you to some money

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Speaker 1: you're not the father. Yeah. A few years later, when

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Speaker 1: he passed away, my dad had added some of his

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Speaker 1: inheritance into it. So when I graduated, I ended up

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Speaker 1: with nine to three thousand dollars. Wow, I have spent

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Speaker 1: twenty seven thousand of it on a tractor and put

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Speaker 1: the rest and savings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I add it onto every paycheck. Well, you

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Speaker 2: know if the tractor is like an investment, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's working the face, working the fields his money.

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Speaker 1: Tractor equals money. Yeah, that green factor equals greenbacks. Baby me,

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Speaker 1: Why would I give her any of my money? She

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Speaker 1: doesn't even speak to me anymore? And title on because

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Speaker 1: it would be only fair since your grandpa denied her

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Speaker 1: that money, and that's money that she deserves because she'll

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00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: be attending college unlike you. Plus, as our big brother,

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00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: you need to be responsible. Mate. That money was laved

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Speaker 1: to me to use as I wish, and I shall

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00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: wish it be used by mate. Besides, if she wants

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Speaker 1: to or needs to ask herself, she can do so

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00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: instead of this little train muffin that you're coming up

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Speaker 1: to me with title Mom, call me everything on to

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Speaker 1: the sun. And then she goes quiet as I hear

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Speaker 1: my dad yell out from somewhere. Shut the earth up.

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Speaker 1: You be taking this moment. I look at her and say,

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Speaker 1: you never said thank you, and tedle mom, f you

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Speaker 1: and you will give your sister that she dessers me

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Speaker 1: when you do a face reveal I will. She told

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Speaker 1: me to f my sale and sped off and that

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Speaker 1: was the end of it. That's all for this episode, folks.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, remainder, big up your popcorn containers and

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Speaker 1: lead the theater in an orderly fashion. Was that in

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Speaker 1: the story? Yeah, oh god, op is a great writer.

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Speaker 1: Number one. Yes, Opie's a great writer.

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Speaker 2: The southern accent made that story fourteen times better than

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Speaker 2: it would have been otherwise.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Oh my god, I like that was.

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Speaker 2: A Ford commercial turned into a life saga, turn into

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Speaker 2: a soap soap soap turn into soap.

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Speaker 1: That was a wild ride, op. I appreciate you sharing

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Speaker 1: with us, Dude, you know what you shall always share.

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Speaker 1: One your tractor and two this podcast and the three

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Speaker 1: darn two watch. Make sure you follow us, subscribe on YouTube,

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Speaker 1: follow us on Spotify, do it all. It's more fun

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Speaker 1: than two o possums and a whiskey barrel. And said,

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Speaker 1: better myself, John, And with that, we'll see you next day.

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Speaker 4: You do