Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important.
Speaker 2: You motherfucker smoke weed.
Speaker 3: Hey, no drummers here, just low coucheos.
Speaker 2: Come on, Why you gotta do me like that? Let's
Speaker 2: go blake.
Speaker 4: You fell out of your chair when you did the clappy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did that? Dude? What happened? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what happened? Buddy?
Speaker 4: You clapped so hard you snapped your chair.
Speaker 2: My chair just snapped.
Speaker 4: Also, why you have a glass chair as your computer?
Speaker 2: Now? M's like like vintage plastic? Holy dude?
Speaker 3: On a second, vintage plastic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is your heritage? Bruh? Damn? This is the
Speaker 2: oldest plastic on the market.
Speaker 4: It's vintage plastic from twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: From the Mayflower. Maybe it's not vintage. It just straight
Speaker 2: up snap. That looks like super spiky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what are you gonna do now? Because we
Speaker 4: do have a podcast. This happened at second one second
Speaker 4: one I could.
Speaker 2: Stool it, dude. It literally happened on the clap. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, So what what happens? What had happened was Jesus.
Speaker 4: At the beginning of the podcast, we do a clap
Speaker 4: so they know when to sink our sound, and Blake
Speaker 4: claps so viciously hard, like the chair snapped in half.
Speaker 2: Old Yeah, is that what? It was? A whole Bruce
Speaker 2: banner out here? What the hell? God like it?
Speaker 3: And if you're watching YouTube, we're going to show it
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: I hope we got that on camera because I went
Speaker 2: head over heels. That was ass over end? Is that what? Kettle? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What what does that mean? Let's get into it. This
Speaker 2: is a hot one. Just some cool. Mom was like
Speaker 2: he was ass over tea kettle. People were like, yeah, Mom, okay, Mom,
Speaker 2: nice Mom.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She's drunk again she went and then she went right
Speaker 5: back in the kitchen with one of those doors that
Speaker 5: goes back and forth.
Speaker 4: My grandma had those.
Speaker 2: My god, how often like the salute doors, saloon doors? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are we talking double doggies? Are we talking one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think doggies. I think Lucy had those, and
Speaker 2: I love Lucy. If I'm not mistaken, it was one,
Speaker 2: it was one. Oh okay, I'm I'm almost.
Speaker 4: Positive, But then again, I'm not well versed in my
Speaker 4: Lucy you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean, the way you the way you
Speaker 3: led with just Lucy.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, well you know why. It's because
Speaker 2: we spoke about it last week. I did watch the
Speaker 2: Pea documentary and he mentions how he was a Lucy fan,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wait, I was a big Lucy
Speaker 2: fan back in the day. Everyone was. She was amazing. Oh,
Speaker 2: everyone was. It was the biggest show on told was great.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta watch it again. It's been like
Speaker 2: total the.
Speaker 3: Format of sitcoms is based on that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was hell of funny. Man. I think
Speaker 2: we I think we talked about it back how hot
Speaker 2: she was. She was really high. It's scientist. She was hot.
Speaker 2: She was a redheaded banger.
Speaker 4: And I didn't think so when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: just because it was like in black and white, and
Speaker 4: yeah it was old, and so you're like, oh, that's old,
Speaker 4: that's old, missus.
Speaker 5: The way you didn't watch Patty Dude, I like my
Speaker 5: I like My Women full of Silicon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the nineties, right.
Speaker 2: And Jennifer love Hewett, we're still horny from last week?
Speaker 5: My god, you only like to watch two old times
Speaker 5: within Home Improvement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's The only show I liked was the show
Speaker 2: within the show? Wait, how who were all the tool
Speaker 2: Time girls? Because I think it Originally I think it
Speaker 2: was Karmen Electra at first, but didn't it switch? Or
Speaker 2: was it Pamela Anderson? Pam Anderson was Pam Anderson but
Speaker 2: then it switched switch Carmen Electra? Is that real? I
Speaker 2: don't think it was Karen. You just make it ship up.
Speaker 2: But they did switch to a brunette girl I believe.
Speaker 2: Was it Kathy Ireland who I remember?
Speaker 4: I remember being way into her. I was so into Kathy.
Speaker 3: I loved she was just a human cats. You're like,
Speaker 3: I think I want to fuck a cat. She had
Speaker 3: me on the streets looking for cats.
Speaker 4: Uh, Todd is saying, Debbie Old Debbie Dunning.
Speaker 2: Debbie Dunning.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, By the way, look at Debbie Dunning.
Speaker 2: None other than Debbie Dunning. I'm gonna come. She played Hidi.
Speaker 2: Whoever swooped up Debbie Dunning? You're so stoked? Yeah, God,
Speaker 2: if she's.
Speaker 4: A good person, which just looking at her you could
Speaker 4: tell she is.
Speaker 2: You can tell she is. Wow, she looks fantastic in
Speaker 2: her wikipedia the work boot. Goddamn, what's the work boot
Speaker 2: the boot barn looking like a bootbarn ad I mean absolutely.
Speaker 2: She's got some caterpillars on. I love it. They seem
Speaker 2: like they're fat caterpillars, right. I'd like to wrap her
Speaker 2: in a cocoon.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if I talked about this the
Speaker 4: other day, but I had a run in with a
Speaker 4: what the kids used to call Karens. Do they still
Speaker 4: call a little kind of crazy women?
Speaker 2: Karens?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's real. Yeah, that's hot. That's hot right now?
Speaker 2: Is it still hot?
Speaker 4: I think they might have pivoted off, But regardless, I'm
Speaker 4: an old man, so I say things like Karens, dude, hot, hot, dude.
Speaker 4: It was pretty wild to meet one out in the streets,
Speaker 4: and I didn't back down. I held my ground, and
Speaker 4: it was awkward for everyone involved.
Speaker 3: Are you sure you weren't the Karen?
Speaker 2: Will you tell the story at them? Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 2: the story. I'll tell the Come on, let's go, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 4: So I'm at the chick fil A. I've never inside
Speaker 4: of a chicken Oh, I've never once been inside of
Speaker 4: one of these places. There's a new one that opened
Speaker 4: up down the street from my house, so I'm swinging through.
Speaker 4: I'm getting a.
Speaker 2: Thirty pack of the the naked chicken noggies. Baby, dirty, God,
Speaker 2: damn boy, god damn thirty pack of naked chicken nuggets.
Speaker 6: Yes, so it's just the grilled, the grilled nugs. So
Speaker 6: just a bucket of grill of loose chicken. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: it's good, dude, I'm telling you it's so.
Speaker 2: I've never had it. I've never had I'm.
Speaker 4: Telling you, you know me. I love my chicken. Spring
Speaker 4: it all, baby, I'll gobb them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so to the sandwiches, go ahead, Okay, but
Speaker 2: if you want to pivot off the sandwiches and go
Speaker 2: with a nice bucket of chill bugget.
Speaker 3: A bucket of loose ass wet.
Speaker 2: Chicken, new nugget. It's not wet. It's not wet though.
Speaker 4: They're not wet, but they're they're juicy, they're moys.
Speaker 2: They're not wet. Bucket. Okay, gotta be wet, they gotta
Speaker 2: be wet. Go ahead, sound wet, dude, they sound wet.
Speaker 4: They're not wet. They're juicy, juicy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So anyways, so I'm pulling in and there's up front.
Speaker 4: This this is Orange County, right, and this is southern California, really,
Speaker 4: so it's Adam Devine.
Speaker 3: Get out all the wet.
Speaker 4: Get six or eight electric vehicle parking spots right up front,
Speaker 4: right up front.
Speaker 2: Yep, thanks Newsome, thank you. Yeah, totally there. And then
Speaker 2: there's the lot and there's no cars parked in the
Speaker 2: in the electric vehicle.
Speaker 4: And then there's a lot behind it and it's jammed.
Speaker 4: So then I have to drive back there. I'm looking
Speaker 4: for a spot. I have to wait for someone to leave.
Speaker 4: They leave, I get a parking spot. I'm walking up
Speaker 4: to the front. This woman pulls in with a mini man.
Speaker 3: How do you know she was a woman?
Speaker 2: Gotcha, bitch?
Speaker 4: Because I saw her face and her body and with
Speaker 4: shoes with her children, and I assumed I did assume that.
Speaker 4: Interesting this, I don't know. What do you want me
Speaker 4: to call this troll?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the bit?
Speaker 4: What do you want me to call her?
Speaker 2: This beast? This beast, this human chicken nugget gets out
Speaker 2: of her mini van and out pops.
Speaker 4: Six kids, like twelve twelve year old boys, and they
Speaker 4: all climb out.
Speaker 2: And I'm not mad at this. I'm like, these boys
Speaker 2: need to eat. I get that. But the mini van
Speaker 2: was not electric.
Speaker 4: It was not an EV.
Speaker 2: And I walked around it to make sure you're checking
Speaker 2: out her tailpipes. I'm checking for tailpipes, baby, I walk
Speaker 2: around to make sure it isn't. I get in line.
Speaker 3: Check your tailpipes, man.
Speaker 4: She thentes. She then invites a friend that gets there
Speaker 4: after me, and she has four kids to join her
Speaker 4: until they all go in front of me. I'm one
Speaker 4: person buying a bucket of juicy freaking nuggets.
Speaker 2: Arguably more food ahead. And we go.
Speaker 4: We go to the front of the We get to
Speaker 4: the front. It's kind of a long line. It's taken
Speaker 4: me forever.
Speaker 2: People to be lying around.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it was fucking wild. I regretted it immediately.
Speaker 2: The yeah, so I'm I'm pissed off a little bit,
Speaker 2: and and I'm like, okay, whatever I mean.
Speaker 4: And then we get to the front. There's two cashiers working.
Speaker 4: The other cashiers seize me and she goes, she whispers,
Speaker 4: she goes, is it and the other woman is waiting
Speaker 4: for the other cast. I go yeah, and she goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And so I go through and I go I'll take.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: She goes, excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: We were first, we were first, and I go, it's
Speaker 2: just me, and she goes that this just isn't fair,
Speaker 2: This isn't fair.
Speaker 4: And then her son goes, just let him go through,
Speaker 4: and she goes, no, no, it's just not fair, and
Speaker 4: she doubles down on how not fair it is. And
Speaker 4: I go, I love your ev and she goes, excuse me,
Speaker 4: and I go, I love your electric vehicle and she
Speaker 4: she's like, what are you talking about now? I'm like,
Speaker 4: your mini van was is not an electric vehicle? And
Speaker 4: she's and I also, and then she's like she doesn't
Speaker 4: say anything to that. She steps to the counter and
Speaker 4: starts ordering. I'm not going to wrestle this woman to
Speaker 4: the ground, so I step back and I let them
Speaker 4: order when they order, and they order and they order
Speaker 4: and they order and they order and they order and
Speaker 4: they order, and then the.
Speaker 2: One next to.
Speaker 4: Me opens up and then I order my thirty nuggets.
Speaker 4: I'm done ordering and they're still ordering. God, I pay
Speaker 4: for the food.
Speaker 2: I go over there and then I see an Then
Speaker 2: she comes and she goes, it's just I'm sorry, but
Speaker 2: it just isn't fair.
Speaker 4: You can't just skip ahead. She doubles it down again,
Speaker 4: and I go and let it die. Yes, and you're like,
Speaker 4: you didn't drive an electric vehicle and you part in
Speaker 4: the electric vehicle spot and she goes, I beat you here,
Speaker 4: and I go, you didn't. I was here before you were,
Speaker 4: and I like am sort of teen off on her,
Speaker 4: and then her friend whispers that's perfect, perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I'm assuming that's what she whispered, because
Speaker 2: you see it wash over.
Speaker 5: I can only assume you're singing this whole thing.
Speaker 2: And then they all start whispering to each other and
Speaker 2: then they go back and get chairs and then they're
Speaker 2: like whispering and taking photos of me, dude, so oh dude,
Speaker 2: And I looked.
Speaker 4: I went online to look to see if there's any
Speaker 4: photos of like the back.
Speaker 2: Of me from the lobster roll on the teenager to
Speaker 2: the Karen. You're like racking it up.
Speaker 3: Public enemy number one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Bumper is a bad boy. I know, well
Speaker 2: she started it, but but by the way, she was
Speaker 2: out of pocket.
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: Correct? Yeah, I would say, you know what you should
Speaker 2: have done, Adam. If you want to know the proper
Speaker 2: protocol is when the cash cashier said, hey, come on
Speaker 2: over here a second. The proper protocol are you coming
Speaker 2: out here like like the king of go ahead, brou like,
Speaker 2: tell me the proper protocol. When the cashier called you over,
Speaker 2: because you're just one, you should have asked the girl.
Speaker 2: You should have been like, is it cool if I
Speaker 2: go in front of you? I'm just one person and
Speaker 2: she's she's telling me to go over there? No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Would have been like, actually, no, I was here first,
Speaker 2: and then you could be like, wow, this. Then you
Speaker 2: could have told the cash here, this girl's she's she's
Speaker 2: being a bitch or whatever, instead of.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a proper protocol, whisper it's a bit talk
Speaker 4: bit no no no, and and yeah, I think on
Speaker 4: most occasions I would have done that. But she first
Speaker 4: of all, she's seven people herself, and then she invited
Speaker 4: four more people to join her crew, so that that's
Speaker 4: eleven people that she's ordering food for.
Speaker 2: And then the.
Speaker 4: The the the cashier saw what was happening and waved
Speaker 4: me through. I was like, good, okay, sneaky, thank you,
Speaker 4: and you know, it's just she a thirty piece of
Speaker 4: the name.
Speaker 2: It was wild.
Speaker 4: Even her son was like, my mom sucks. She was
Speaker 4: like he because the son was like, just let him go.
Speaker 4: Ahead mom, and she's like, no, no, it's not fair.
Speaker 4: And then and oh and I didn't I left this
Speaker 4: part of the story out. So I'm waiting for the
Speaker 4: other cashier to open up, and Chloe calls me right then,
Speaker 4: and I'm asking her if she wants anything, because I'm
Speaker 4: like here and and uh and and and.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like yes, I'm like, this woman shows up.
Speaker 5: With this people I know, are you performing this? Are
Speaker 5: you kind of like performing the phone call? So a
Speaker 5: little week in here.
Speaker 4: A little bit, yeah, yeah, And she's given me a
Speaker 4: little side eye, and I'm like, she doesn't drive an EV.
Speaker 2: I walked around her mini van. It's not an EV.
Speaker 2: It isn't an EV.
Speaker 4: She parked in the EV spot. If she worked and
Speaker 4: parked in the parking lot, I would have been in
Speaker 4: front of her.
Speaker 2: But she didn't.
Speaker 4: She cut she broke the rule.
Speaker 2: Damn right. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, so I got I was like, that
Speaker 4: happened last week and it.
Speaker 2: Stuck with you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm still a little heated about it.
Speaker 2: These things happened, These things happen.
Speaker 5: We live in such a neutral society where we don't
Speaker 5: have to kind of deal with conflict that when it
Speaker 5: does happen, now.
Speaker 2: You're ready, ready for war.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you think about it a week later and it
Speaker 5: was just fucking a bunch of wet nuggets as all was.
Speaker 2: Sore. Here's the thing, the way you moved off, the
Speaker 2: way you moved off and said that you were like
Speaker 2: expecting us to erupt and laughter.
Speaker 4: You know how like when you would like you're in
Speaker 4: a party situation or something, and then you drop a
Speaker 4: joke and the whole crowd last, like the whole circle laughs,
Speaker 4: have the little circle you're in at the and then
Speaker 4: you just walk away. That's what Durs just tried to
Speaker 4: do on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I wish that's ever happened to me in real life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait, you're at parties, you say a joke, everybody
Speaker 2: burst laughing, and then you just walk away.
Speaker 3: This is this is a scenario. I do not know.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I gotta get a beer. Anybody want to be Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's exactly right.
Speaker 4: Then you gotta dip. Then you gotta dip. You know, Blake,
Speaker 4: don't look like you.
Speaker 2: Don't well yeah no, I I thought you did as
Speaker 2: I ran through the scenario. Yeah, it's like I gotta
Speaker 2: get a beer. You offer that way. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And just so you know, Adam, in this scenario, when
Speaker 3: you walk away, everyone goes, that wasn't that funny?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so glad he walked away.
Speaker 2: Rude, dude, Come on, I'm in a fragile state.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna jump on. What Blake was saying is well, okay,
Speaker 3: the way to live life.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, but I so you.
Speaker 5: Took advantage of a situation going around. That is true, right,
Speaker 5: But I was waved around. I didn't just go around.
Speaker 5: I was waved around, but you were.
Speaker 3: Waved around, So I would have leaned into that.
Speaker 2: I would have just.
Speaker 3: Gone She waved me around. She waved me around. I
Speaker 3: don't have to tell you, she waved me around.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But now you're offering that person up for sacrifice,
Speaker 2: like that's wrong, dude. You got a vouch for them?
Speaker 3: Yes, no, because that's what happens. That's what happens.
Speaker 2: What happened. That is what happened. But that's what happened.
Speaker 2: It is, but now you're snitching on her. Now it
Speaker 2: starts to go. Now the manager comes out and goes like,
Speaker 2: what's going on out here? And it's like I let.
Speaker 4: Him, and maybe you would have done that, durs, But
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: You you would have you listen, it's way harder than
Speaker 2: I'd leaned in about the EV and about everything and
Speaker 2: about the other friends cutting.
Speaker 5: It would have one thousand percent the thing I would
Speaker 5: have kept repeating. You know, when you get an argument
Speaker 5: her and you just keep repeating the same thing.
Speaker 3: So then what rules apply? What rules apply?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: So then what rules apply?
Speaker 5: I can't go ahead of you here after she just
Speaker 5: offered me to go ahead, but you get to part
Speaker 5: in the EV thing without an EV.
Speaker 3: So what rules apply? You tell me what rules apply?
Speaker 2: This is the most This is a straight up white
Speaker 2: off at that point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody around you, not white, is just like eating
Speaker 5: and watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, damn son, they're.
Speaker 5: Talking like it's a safari like and now the male
Speaker 5: species is going.
Speaker 2: What rules apply at this point? Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, I'm with you. She's breaking that rule.
Speaker 2: What rules apply? What rules apply? Then, ma'am?
Speaker 3: You tell me?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, and see, that's why you're better at arguing,
Speaker 2: because you would have done the classic repeat, which does work.
Speaker 3: It's a hood special. Repeating is a hood special.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, and I didn't want to say that, But once
Speaker 4: you started to repeat it, I was like, that's because
Speaker 4: you grew up around a lot of black people.
Speaker 3: But what did I say?
Speaker 2: Though? Yes, it's about what did I say though? Yes,
Speaker 2: it's about what I say. That's all you have to
Speaker 2: say over and over again. You grew up around a
Speaker 2: lot of black people.
Speaker 4: You have this skill set that I don't have of repeating.
Speaker 5: And by the way, sometimes you get to a point
Speaker 5: where you're like, but what did.
Speaker 3: I say though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you forgot you? And now and now did I say?
Speaker 2: And now you're asking? The tone changes. It goes from
Speaker 2: what did I say though? What did I say? What
Speaker 2: did I say? Though? But what did what did I say?
Speaker 2: What was I asking for? Again? Yeah? Like, sure your
Speaker 2: your nuggets have dried out? Yeah, these are your.
Speaker 3: Wet good I don't like them.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're not. We have to redip your nuggets. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have marinate the boys one more time in the wetness, wet, wet,
Speaker 2: juicy nugs. Well, I'm sorry you encountered that, Karen, Dude,
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever it's been No, it's
Speaker 4: not ever, But it's been a long time since I've careen.
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm not in in fast food restaurants.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe ever.
Speaker 3: And this is why.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah it's drive through, you know, drive through, and
Speaker 2: and I kind of rarely go to fast food anyway,
Speaker 2: So this was a special treat.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Getting the healthy option, Sure, I was, I was.
Speaker 7: I just want to party chicken.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's the health Yes, yes, it's chicken. Okay, So
Speaker 2: they say five hundred calories. Five hundred calories. I looked
Speaker 2: at up. Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 5: You guys, tell me if I'm a Karen, because I
Speaker 5: had one today.
Speaker 3: You are tell me if I am a Karen in
Speaker 3: the situation you are.
Speaker 2: What's a male Karen? A Kyle? Kyle Kyle.
Speaker 5: So I go to pick up my kid at summer
Speaker 5: camp and there's like a long line you gotta wait
Speaker 5: in because like they load all the kids in and
Speaker 5: then you can drive off, and you gotta have like
Speaker 5: a thing in your window that says your kid's name
Speaker 5: so they know who you are.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, security is gone kind of high. This is cool.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 2: We don't want predators. We don't want predators. You know
Speaker 2: you knows predators. So okay, should I should I give
Speaker 2: it to him?
Speaker 3: Yes, I pull up, I pick up my three year old.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I had just switched the seats so that, like, the.
Speaker 5: Kid's seat is on the side that they want it
Speaker 5: to be, which is already wrong because you want that
Speaker 5: to be on the curb side, not a driver's side,
Speaker 5: so you're not tucking a kid in on the street. Anyway,
Speaker 5: I switched it for them. So then they put my
Speaker 5: three year old in the car and they go, okay,
Speaker 5: see you later.
Speaker 3: And I look back and he's not buckled into a seat.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 5: And I go, hey, like, can did he's not buckled
Speaker 5: and they go, yeah, you can just pull up right
Speaker 5: over there and buckle them. And I was like, see,
Speaker 5: your policy is that you want me to drive with
Speaker 5: my kid not buckled in a car that you just
Speaker 5: put him in hold up, yeah, I go.
Speaker 3: I go, that's not a big deal.
Speaker 5: But that seems like a bad idea for you, because
Speaker 5: if I pull up and someone behind me already got
Speaker 5: their kid and they pull away and for some horrible reason,
Speaker 5: we hit and my kid's not buckled because you didn't
Speaker 5: want to buckle them.
Speaker 2: And just launches, that's a bad policy, right, and yeah,
Speaker 2: like if you're like, if you're like in a rush
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't have a look to check.
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, I'm just fifteen years old.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, she's this woman was older than me.
Speaker 2: Probably he's old as dirt exactly. Goddamn, well leave her alone.
Speaker 2: That's elder abuse.
Speaker 5: So I go, I'm gonna hop out and I'm gonna
Speaker 5: buckle him myself and not drive with him unbuckled, because
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's what we want here.
Speaker 2: That's kind of wild. Like she doesn't say, like, like,
Speaker 2: just so you know he's not buckled, you looked and
Speaker 2: observed that, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Blake.
Speaker 2: I could have just driven off right right right? That
Speaker 2: is ridiculous. I feel like maybe she skipped a step
Speaker 2: or something. Why isn't she buckling?
Speaker 4: I would say, no, that's not that is not Kyle behavior.
Speaker 5: And I was super delicate about it too, where I
Speaker 5: was like, you don't want right, like, if God forbids
Speaker 5: something very bad happens, that's probably not gonna happen. Sure
Speaker 5: you just put my kid in a car unbuckled and
Speaker 5: told me to drive off with him unbuckled. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: crazy I'm going to own this camp by the end
Speaker 5: of the sec Do you think.
Speaker 2: That she just fucked up? Did she just not buckle him?
Speaker 2: And then she was like backpedaling like, oh, we don't
Speaker 2: do that there, No, she.
Speaker 3: Goes, you can just do it right over there. It
Speaker 3: just a is faster for everyon to get through.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Then everyone's pulling up.
Speaker 2: Over there over there, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And no one's good and you're not going anywhere anywhere.
Speaker 5: So then I have to get out and buckle him
Speaker 5: and then get back in, which is slower than and
Speaker 5: everybody else has to do the same thing, which is
Speaker 5: slower than you just putting him in, buckling him and
Speaker 5: then saying so long, right.
Speaker 2: You know, as a group of fucking aging, fucking dads.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you something right now, there's nothing fucking worse
Speaker 2: than a child pick up and drop offline. In any instance.
Speaker 2: They are bad. This one was why I've a I've
Speaker 2: yet to I've yet to experience this. It doesn't seem fun, dude.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 5: When you fire your staff and you start doing it
Speaker 5: at him, it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hate it.
Speaker 4: Bro, he's too young to be dropped off anywhere.
Speaker 2: When you meet your kid, it's gonna be crazy. Bro,
Speaker 2: It's crazy, dude. The elementary school down my house, down
Speaker 2: the street from my house seems so chaotic every every
Speaker 2: day that I drive past it, when when it's a
Speaker 2: pick up or drop off time, it's.
Speaker 4: Just fucking wild. I'm like, I think it's a war zone.
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to homeschool.
Speaker 5: Our school is all right, the pickup drop off is
Speaker 5: pretty organized. But this summer camp situation, I was like, what, like,
Speaker 5: so there's a circle to pick up so that they
Speaker 5: made me switch the seats on the other side. I'm like,
Speaker 5: why isn't the circle the other way? I gotta run
Speaker 5: the summer care Back in my day, we rollerbladed to school.
Speaker 5: Thank you, nobody picked our ass up, and damn you
Speaker 5: guys walked. Did you guys walk to elementary school?
Speaker 2: I did. I walked. I rode the bus.
Speaker 3: Literally next door to my house.
Speaker 2: So I used to ride the bus. It was fucking fun, dude.
Speaker 2: We used to take the last bus every day.
Speaker 4: And why was that fun? Because you had you got
Speaker 4: to wake up super early and go stand on the
Speaker 4: street corner.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying after school after school, we like
Speaker 2: me Kyle Adam Teddy, we would just stay after school
Speaker 2: as late as we could and take the very last
Speaker 2: bus home. It was fucking sick.
Speaker 5: I think I think I told you guys about this
Speaker 5: in the workhows Rider's room, but practice elementary school. My
Speaker 5: Mike Buddy, my buddy who lived kind of far from school,
Speaker 5: was like, dude, you gotta ride the bus with me.
Speaker 5: The bus driver's crazy. And I was like, okay, hey, Mom,
Speaker 5: can I go over to Alex's house? Sure, So I
Speaker 5: ride the bus.
Speaker 3: The bus driver was insane.
Speaker 2: He would like gun it and.
Speaker 5: Then on the brakes and have all the kids like like.
Speaker 2: Cause it's fun, like he was listening to Metallico or
Speaker 2: because he was trying to hurt people.
Speaker 5: No, he was like, it's like a ride, and and
Speaker 5: who was the the the driver and Simpsons was it auto?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was basically that guy. And so you would
Speaker 3: get on top of like the seats.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, this you're like rock surfing.
Speaker 5: So he would gun it and you'd go back a
Speaker 5: little bit and then he'd sit him on the brakes
Speaker 5: and you'd fall into the like your little seat.
Speaker 2: In front of you. Dude, rocks he put me, I'll
Speaker 2: never forget this because it was like the craziest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever done. Age killed Jeff.
Speaker 5: And so there's like a construction site with a bunch
Speaker 5: of cones and he goes, who wants me to hit
Speaker 5: the cones?
Speaker 3: And we're all like and he just goes. He ran
Speaker 3: down all the cones.
Speaker 5: And then I hit up my boy Alex like the
Speaker 5: next day or next week or whatever, been like, yo,
Speaker 5: can I ride the bust?
Speaker 2: And he's like, he got fired, He's gone.
Speaker 3: He hasn't been there.
Speaker 2: Man. I was like, he's like, yo, hey, you see
Speaker 2: that chick up there. He's like honky, He's like, dump
Speaker 2: him out right, release the tweet. Hey, educate the kids.
Speaker 5: I imagine every kid went home and like gleefully told
Speaker 5: their parents like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, happen, how fun How funny is he?
Speaker 5: And the parents are like, oh huh, let me just
Speaker 5: call everyone, including the police.
Speaker 2: This guy's done unreal. I wonder how long of a
Speaker 2: run he had. Well that sucks. That sucks for him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds like he was a fucking outstanding brage.
Speaker 4: Yeah he changed me. Uh now he was drunk, right.
Speaker 4: I feel like I think.
Speaker 5: He's just one of those guys who is not a
Speaker 5: serious person who kind of has a serious job, right,
Speaker 5: that's a very serious job. And it's like, what's the
Speaker 5: worst that could happen if you're flooring it and then
Speaker 5: slamming on the brakes. I'm drunk now, and you're like,
Speaker 5: someone could get really hurt.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I guess maybe you know I never
Speaker 2: thought of that.
Speaker 3: All the kids are having a good time.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I bet not all of the kids.
Speaker 4: Like I know I would have had a great time experiencing.
Speaker 2: The motherfucker smoke weed.
Speaker 4: But I know that my wife would have been petrified
Speaker 4: as a little girl, like they're for sure some little
Speaker 4: kids on that bus that were not down aren't down
Speaker 4: for that, Like Blake would have been.
Speaker 2: Blake would have been so scared, dude, you could just
Speaker 2: was no way, dude, I would have been hyped, bro,
Speaker 2: what he's talking about. He'd be like, this is not
Speaker 2: how you live life, No, it's not regulation, brother. Blake
Speaker 2: would have been still scared. I dude, dude, unreal.
Speaker 3: And this was, by the way, like fucking thirties, eight years.
Speaker 5: Ago or some shit, and I still remember who wants
Speaker 5: me to hit the cones?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like you had the ride of a lifetime.
Speaker 2: He probably worked at like the carnival and then like
Speaker 2: would ride drive the bus during.
Speaker 5: The Yeah, and thanks for bringing that up. I never
Speaker 5: talked about the carnival in my hometown.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have carnivals? We have carnivals.
Speaker 4: Carnival Do you remember the carnies I live in like
Speaker 4: the city?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you lived in the city. You never went
Speaker 2: to a carnival.
Speaker 3: I remember going to a state fair and getting on
Speaker 3: the zipper.
Speaker 2: Right, that's not the same, that's a little more, a
Speaker 2: little more organized. Oh yeah, we had Millard Days.
Speaker 4: So I grew up in Millard Brass which is a
Speaker 4: suburb of Omaha, of course, and we had Miller Days, dude,
Speaker 4: and you would, you know, ask for some little extra
Speaker 4: coin and then ask a girl to go on the
Speaker 4: zipper with you zippers next les get in that cage,
Speaker 4: do some flips.
Speaker 2: When's the last time he wrote a zipper that will
Speaker 2: fuck your old ass up? I think it's back, well,
Speaker 2: I think like now. I remember my dad.
Speaker 4: He used to always go on roller coasters with me
Speaker 4: as a kid, but he also had me when he
Speaker 4: was twenty six years old. So by the time he
Speaker 4: was my age, I was. I was done doing roller coasters, right,
Speaker 4: I was a teenager, so like he was already getting
Speaker 4: vertigo when I was like eight, nine, ten years old,
Speaker 4: and I remember being like, oh my god, this guy's ancient.
Speaker 4: I haven't been on like a true spinny ride in forever.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think that's what they're called.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or you know, like those upside down grabron was
Speaker 5: that The last time we did it was when we
Speaker 5: did it on.
Speaker 4: World Yes, Yes, which, by the way, I loved that
Speaker 4: we put a grabatron in the front yard of our house.
Speaker 3: This is what we do, guys.
Speaker 2: Just was it was brilliant.
Speaker 4: And the fact that that you know, we're talking about
Speaker 4: doing uh, I mean, can we even.
Speaker 2: Talk about doing a show together again? Yeah? Sure we
Speaker 2: could talk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're shut up. We're talking about doing another show together.
Speaker 4: And basically it would be too expensive to shoot in
Speaker 4: this shitty house that we shot Workaholics in, so we
Speaker 4: would have to shoot that same show in Vancouver or
Speaker 4: Montreal or Toronto or where the fuck ever.
Speaker 2: Thank you Newsome, Thanks. I do like how he was.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm doing I'm gonna put in a an injection
Speaker 5: of cash into the entertainment industry, and it's like, bro,
Speaker 5: no one cared.
Speaker 3: No, no studio, no streamer was like, oh cool, great,
Speaker 3: let's do it here. Then they were all like close,
Speaker 3: but no, cigar, We're sending people to the Philippines.
Speaker 2: That would be kind of sick, Manila.
Speaker 5: Pull up, Okay, tell me you hate your family without
Speaker 5: telling me you hate your family, No.
Speaker 2: Way, bro, you know, we got we got people.
Speaker 4: I had a meeting at a like a general meeting
Speaker 4: at a studio the other day, and this executive told me.
Speaker 4: She was like, they we actually shoot a lot of
Speaker 4: our shows in Ireland.
Speaker 2: Oh ell yeah. People love people love going to Ireland
Speaker 2: and it's beautiful over there.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I mean I would just agree with her.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, of course, so yeah, it sounds great,
Speaker 2: and admitiately I would like to go to Ireland. That'd
Speaker 2: be awesome.
Speaker 4: I don't want to shoot a whole show in Ireland.
Speaker 3: No, I would have accidentally said, bitch, you go to Ireland.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm not trying to spend six
Speaker 4: months out of my year, of my year Vian and
Speaker 4: Ireland away from my family and friends and everything I
Speaker 4: know and love. I'm like, there's a reason I live
Speaker 4: in LA, so I could shoot the shows in LA.
Speaker 2: By the way, what.
Speaker 5: I was going through my find I was going through
Speaker 5: my finances and I found something. Uh, we all share
Speaker 5: the same money manager, right, so you guys know where
Speaker 5: I'm going with this. But going through the finances and
Speaker 5: money while I was in Australia.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what is this little this little hell
Speaker 2: of money? Geez here, what is this? I don't recognize this?
Speaker 5: And he was like, oh, I have to pay somebody
Speaker 5: there because you end up paying taxes here.
Speaker 3: And where you're shooting.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 5: And so there's obviously like loopholes where they're like, so
Speaker 5: we pay x amount to this company so that you
Speaker 5: then are paying less in Australia and aren't getting gouged.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, so the production saves money, but I'm
Speaker 5: saying taxes in two places double yeah type but ale yeah?
Speaker 4: And what sucks things like like you have a business
Speaker 4: manager who is smart enough to know what loopholes to
Speaker 4: jump through, and you know he knows what to do
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 2: I had to slide stuff a little over here.
Speaker 4: But there's actors who are not at the level that
Speaker 4: they don't need a money manager, right, and this might
Speaker 4: be one of their first jobs and they're going over there,
Speaker 4: they don't know to do this, and they're just getting gouged. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we should be in charge.
Speaker 2: We should should be, We should be. We could start
Speaker 2: a firm, start a firm.
Speaker 5: Adam will be like, let me go around these cars,
Speaker 5: see which ones are EV's like you do that.
Speaker 4: I'm always checking tail pipe.
Speaker 3: I'll make sure people are buckled. Blake, thank you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, huh that is right correct.
Speaker 2: I'll just you know, check in kiss babies. Have you
Speaker 2: guys had any run ins with with Karen's Blake? Do
Speaker 2: you have any I'm trying to think the no. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm not much of a like a person who gets
Speaker 2: into any sort of skirmish or anything.
Speaker 4: So you don't stand up for yourself here, nor I let.
Speaker 2: Karen Karen see me coming man, right, No, I think generally,
Speaker 2: I'm a good I'm a good diffuser. I'm a good
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I diffuse.
Speaker 5: The situation is that what you do to your hair,
Speaker 5: do you ever use one of those blow drying things
Speaker 5: that have like the little fingers.
Speaker 2: Would they have like the cone, No, that only on set.
Speaker 2: I need one of those. I never use blow dryers.
Speaker 2: I just we could talk.
Speaker 3: So you've never run into a Karen, You've never been
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 4: So essentially Blake just just backs down.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, there's no threatening presence.
Speaker 2: He doesn't if someone stepping all over him, he allows
Speaker 2: it to happen. I'm trying to think of the last
Speaker 2: time I really like engaged in a moment with the
Speaker 2: person that was like it was getting testy, and it
Speaker 2: has been a while. Yeah, here's my question.
Speaker 5: I think we covered this long time ago about good
Speaker 5: punching the face on whatever.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: These kids to like they do they go in like
Speaker 5: groups of thirty popping wheelies in the streets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they go they go.
Speaker 5: As close to your car as possible, Yeah, and then
Speaker 5: turn and miss you and it's like whatever, great. But
Speaker 5: sometimes they hit your car, yeah.
Speaker 2: Blake, they do, Yeah of course yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: What happens if they hit your car, blazer and like
Speaker 5: fuck your your your tail light up.
Speaker 2: Or some shit like break my tail light, yeah.
Speaker 3: Your headlight right in your head light boom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they dent the hood.
Speaker 4: Baby, that's gonna be mucha de naro?
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: My jeep is oh, I need a new jeep. So
Speaker 2: I'm like not too upset about it. I don't value
Speaker 2: my car that much right now?
Speaker 3: This kid, this kid, he let me just paint the picture.
Speaker 2: He hits the tail light. Tail it's broken right down.
Speaker 2: He's off.
Speaker 3: He falls off his bike?
Speaker 5: What his pants? His pants actually fall down? He's got
Speaker 5: a rock hard cock. Are you blowing this too?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 4: I don't know, blake, no dude?
Speaker 2: What oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, wait, I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. This is wait does
Speaker 2: he does? He?
Speaker 4: He lands on his back like spread eagle.
Speaker 3: He's okay? He his pants get is he of age?
Speaker 2: He's eighteen in a day? He's eighteen in a day? Baby?
Speaker 2: Now now the scenario is getting juicier than a fucking
Speaker 2: Chick fil a unbreaded nugget, Babe Bacon.
Speaker 5: The headlight's broken. Uh, his pants somehow got pulled by
Speaker 5: his bike. Seat down.
Speaker 2: He's rock hard.
Speaker 3: Do you let it slide?
Speaker 2: Do you blow him?
Speaker 3: Or do you accost him? What are we doing here?
Speaker 2: Is he okay? Ask him? He's all right.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be fine. It's a little road rash.
Speaker 3: Well, like he's eighteen to day, he's flexible.
Speaker 2: Well, then in that case, if I'm already like I've
Speaker 2: pulled over my jeep, I've like stopped to check it,
Speaker 2: but he's okay. I yeah, I think I mentioned like, dude,
Speaker 2: you broke my my my tail lighter, my headlight.
Speaker 5: And he goes fuck off, like and by the way,
Speaker 5: as this all happens, and I'm sucking your dick, motherfucker,
Speaker 5: as this happened, nineteen other little teenage dudes on their
Speaker 5: bikes are rolling up to fuck me.
Speaker 2: Their dicks aren't out yet.
Speaker 4: That's where I feel like, if a guy does that
Speaker 4: and hits my car and the tail lights busted or
Speaker 4: the car's fucked up, and then he falls off his
Speaker 4: bike and then he's picking his bike back up, I
Speaker 4: would then get out and try to fight them. Man,
Speaker 4: right right, I feel like you get the bike right yeah? Well,
Speaker 4: I mean if he's picked you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, uh, but it's the nineteen other homies.
Speaker 4: That's when you go, well, dude, I'm not trying to
Speaker 4: get murdered for this, but if it's one guy and
Speaker 4: he was being an asshole.
Speaker 3: Never one guy.
Speaker 5: There's it's never one guy, because who's riding their bike
Speaker 5: wheeling around by themselves, dodging cars?
Speaker 2: Nobody. Legend, Yeah, true, legend.
Speaker 5: Probably yeah, that's that's probably true. Some guy named Courtney Logan.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go hell yeah yeah yeah. So Blake, Okay,
Speaker 2: different scenario, Different scenario, a different scenario. It's gridlock. Track.
Speaker 4: Guy pulls up and you're just zoning out, you're listening music.
Speaker 3: This is streets, like, not freeways, streets.
Speaker 2: Streets and there's like a concert at the Bowl. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're right there, you're right there, and it's just great.
Speaker 2: Like I drove.
Speaker 4: It took me two and a half hours to drive
Speaker 4: from Santa Monica into my house in Orange County. Yes,
Speaker 4: and it took me down Lincoln.
Speaker 3: This is not a Hollywood conversation for one hour.
Speaker 4: But so I'm driving down I was stuck in traffic,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I wonder if Blake could even
Speaker 4: handle this situation?
Speaker 2: What so if what situation?
Speaker 3: What is your problem? Why would you do that? I
Speaker 3: bet Blake couldn't fucking handle this traffic. Turn the beat up.
Speaker 2: I love I love sitting in traffic. What are you talking?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Take it easy on your boy, this is your guy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I did not even think I didn't
Speaker 1: wasn't even thinking of Blake Good Good.
Speaker 2: So so so anyway, so you're in traffic and a
Speaker 2: guy just pulls up and he's just like, what's up, bitch,
Speaker 2: And you're like what, He's like, fuck you?
Speaker 4: And then he calls you the F word.
Speaker 2: Dude, he drops that to you, and you're like okay,
Speaker 2: and then you're stuck in traffic for the next and
Speaker 2: he's just right alongside of me, yeah, and he's just
Speaker 2: eyeing you, and he's just like, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you gonna do about it? I mean at that I mean,
Speaker 2: at this point, I'm like wait, what, Like how do
Speaker 2: I know you? What? What are you even fucking doing?
Speaker 2: What's what's the deal here? Like why are you so
Speaker 2: upset towards me? And do you say anything to him?
Speaker 2: Or yeah? This is what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry, I'm I'm going to fuck you, sir. What's
Speaker 2: going on? Like? What what's the problem here? Hey, honors,
Speaker 2: that's a that's a clever. Uh, that's that's a clever
Speaker 2: thing to say. And I'm I want to hear what
Speaker 2: I want to say. I go, I go, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm on a call. I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: I can't fuck you right now. There's a world where
Speaker 2: this could happen, sir. If this guy is just like
Speaker 2: next to my window the whole time, just kind of
Speaker 2: like the whole time saying this to me, I'm like, what, Like,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Maybe you think I'm someone else? Like
Speaker 2: what what did I do to you? Oh?
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Hey, maybe you think I'm someone else.
Speaker 2: Oh, but he's not saying it like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a tone. I'm not trying to start a fight with
Speaker 2: this guy. I'm going saying. I'm saying, why are you
Speaker 2: trying to fight me? And what if this guy? What
Speaker 2: if this guy goes, we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: Get out your car, Get out your car.
Speaker 2: We're not going anywhere. It's gridlocked. You're not going it seems,
Speaker 2: and he goes, I don't have a gun or a knife.
Speaker 2: This happened to Adam. What does that help? Okay? Does
Speaker 2: that help? Okay? Yeah, that helps a little bit.
Speaker 3: Is he driving a EV? Did you check the pipe.
Speaker 2: Does he throw me boxing gloves?
Speaker 5: Is he like?
Speaker 2: I I want to? I just want to, like have
Speaker 2: a boxing mat.
Speaker 5: Ready, I'm gonna I'm gonna add him a little. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't say realistic, but maybe less cartoonish. He just starts,
Speaker 5: he just starts throwing pennies at your window.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, tank, Tank, that'd be annoying.
Speaker 3: And he's got change.
Speaker 2: He's got a lot of pennies.
Speaker 3: He's got bro, this dude has change.
Speaker 2: I mean, and yes, at this point, I have to
Speaker 2: I have to engage him in some way. I have
Speaker 2: to roll down my window.
Speaker 3: But now you roll the window down.
Speaker 2: Now the pennies are coming into your car. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Now you got hell of pennies in your car.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, then you're making some money off this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's to ask you kind of sick. Yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 2: holy shit, I don't know. I don't know what this
Speaker 2: guy wants. This guy seems really unhinged. I mean, I
Speaker 2: would have to assess. I'd have to really look at him,
Speaker 2: see his eyes, you have. How much of a maniac
Speaker 2: he is? I would have to assess it Adam.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 5: I like this scenario, but there's there's not enough bite
Speaker 5: to it, where like, uh, I'm trying to get in
Speaker 5: from like a lane that's closing or whatever, and he's
Speaker 5: not letting me.
Speaker 3: Like I need like an incident before the shit talk.
Speaker 5: If a person just rolls down the window and just goes, hey,
Speaker 5: f word, I go.
Speaker 3: All right, well, I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: Right, Like say I cut him off something bad and
Speaker 2: then he's like he takes it super personal and now
Speaker 2: he's following me around the city like, yo, you fucking
Speaker 2: cut me off back there, and I know he wants
Speaker 2: to beat my ass. I mean, I don't know. It's cool.
Speaker 4: This is a cool horror movie where you cut someone off.
Speaker 3: What's the one?
Speaker 2: This is beef? Isn't this beef? This is just beef. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's exactly what it is. Beef. That is Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was thinking of that movie with Russell Crow, Paul Walker,
Speaker 4: Paul Walk with Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe Gladiator.
Speaker 2: No, there's a new movie. I mean it's a few
Speaker 2: years old now.
Speaker 3: Phone, Beautiful Mind, Bone, Beautiful Mind.
Speaker 2: No, No, no, neither of those. It's Russell Crowe and
Speaker 2: this woman cuts him off and he loses his mind
Speaker 2: and stalks this woman.
Speaker 5: White beef, Adam, if you watch these white beef thumbnail movies,
Speaker 5: I'm just not always watching.
Speaker 2: It's called unhinged. Unhinged, you guys should watch it. Unhint?
Speaker 2: Is it good?
Speaker 3: Is so good?
Speaker 2: Is it like a new Falling Down? The Michael du
Speaker 2: Falling Down is one of the greatest movies of all times.
Speaker 4: It's it's good. It is good. It was a little
Speaker 4: bit of a sleeper. It didn't get a I don't
Speaker 4: think it got a huge release, but I watched it.
Speaker 2: I bet it's the realist performance Russell Crow has ever given.
Speaker 2: If he's just being Hella piste off.
Speaker 3: Like when you say these things, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, what I think inside, isn't he like just like
Speaker 2: a super angry dude. I think he wants You need
Speaker 2: to watch.
Speaker 3: La Confidential is the same thing, with maybe a little more.
Speaker 2: I need to run it back. Maybe on the cruise
Speaker 2: we have like a little game where like someone can
Speaker 2: come up and say whatever they want to us, and
Speaker 2: then we have to say a a whatever like put
Speaker 2: down or come back or whatever epic slam that we
Speaker 2: can give back and just see, I'm not that good
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 5: I feel like something like a David Spade, who for
Speaker 5: sure was bullied his entire childhood, is like a master.
Speaker 4: Oh dude still still was bullied.
Speaker 2: He's still bullied.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably probably a little bit. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: for sure if he's rolling in the Kevin James Sandler
Speaker 2: you know, and that crew and with Chris Rock, you
Speaker 2: know the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Chris Rocks, Chris Rocks same thing, bullied his
Speaker 3: whole life.
Speaker 2: Little dude.
Speaker 5: Well he's he was like and bullied by his own family,
Speaker 5: like like Charlie or uh, that's Charlie Murphy.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: Who's Chris Rock's brother. Yeah, Tony, Well, I.
Speaker 5: Guess he's a little guy too, though, No, Tony's big guy.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 3: He's not skinny.
Speaker 2: Chris Rock used to look filled in a little bit.
Speaker 2: He looked like and I hate to say it, Okay,
Speaker 2: you don't have to you don't have to say it.
Speaker 5: Wow, dude, like Blake like play yeah, like a is
Speaker 5: that what we're saying.
Speaker 2: I forget saying. Look looked like me when I was
Speaker 2: in high schoo. Looked like when you were a young kid.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely, like painfully scared. And he's Jack size jack
Speaker 2: now and I Jack, I picked. I can get people
Speaker 2: on my shoulders like whoa, Okay, how do you know
Speaker 2: I just had Isaac on my shoulders the other day.
Speaker 2: It's lifting him up. Yeah, and he's a big man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was there. I was youngs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we we partied.
Speaker 2: Uh, you were missed a durs had other obligations, but
Speaker 2: it was It was.
Speaker 4: Isaac's I believe, seventy fifth birthday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I just want to part It.
Speaker 4: Was his fifty fifth birthday and we had a banger.
Speaker 4: His wife threw a banger for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting radical.
Speaker 4: And my god, did we get drunk. I was hung
Speaker 4: over for two days.
Speaker 2: I'm not used to drinking that much anymore, and it
Speaker 2: it it affected me.
Speaker 3: And where was the party again, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Was that the American Legion which was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Which is where he did his he did his No, that.
Speaker 4: Was at the Elks Club.
Speaker 2: It's a centeral thing. It's similar vibes, got it. This
Speaker 2: place was funny. This place was fun.
Speaker 4: We walk in and this guy in a suit, this
Speaker 4: old man, probably seventy five years old.
Speaker 2: I was like at least excuse me. Can I help you?
Speaker 2: And he was like, can I help you?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm here for the party and
Speaker 4: he's like, you didn't hear the announcement and I'm like no,
Speaker 4: and he's like it's in the back. You shouldn't even
Speaker 4: be walking through here. And I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 4: what to tell you.
Speaker 2: You said, okay, Boomer.
Speaker 4: Getting radical, and he goes, uh, follow me, and we
Speaker 4: walked through. It was white Hair City, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was hilarious rolling.
Speaker 4: Up and by the way, I loved it, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: how do I get involved? How do I This seems
Speaker 4: like the type of party that all the grandmas and
Speaker 4: Grandpa's just scissoring, you know, that they would just fall
Speaker 4: in love, Yeah, fall in love with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was. It was straight up old school Reagan
Speaker 2: Republicans in the house, baby, and Blake loves that.
Speaker 4: And then we we go out back and then and
Speaker 4: then it's a a true banger flashback heart Attack, which
Speaker 4: was the band they're gonna be on.
Speaker 2: The They're cool man, They're down and they were down
Speaker 2: a band. Yeah, that's gonna be a fun time having
Speaker 2: them on the.
Speaker 4: Boat, and uh, and we party. We drank our faces off.
Speaker 4: It is a great time.
Speaker 2: It was. It was really really crazy.
Speaker 4: I took everyone by boat to one of my favorite bars,
Speaker 4: Class of forty seven and oh yeah, what's then?
Speaker 2: What's that? I don't remember that?
Speaker 3: Is this your your what is it called the Duffy?
Speaker 2: The ball? What's the max you can have on the Duffy?
Speaker 4: I think it's like twelve, but I think I fit
Speaker 4: twenty two.
Speaker 2: Where that's where I was going.
Speaker 3: I'll go, Yeah, I want to hear the max.
Speaker 2: Ride. It was a slow ride. Yeah, yeah, we were.
Speaker 2: We were chucked the water was it's here this this
Speaker 2: close to uh spilling over. It was rad it was.
Speaker 2: It was very fun. I don't remember much of the
Speaker 2: bar either. I know that I definitely skinned my knee,
Speaker 2: I think I I think I tripped on the entrance
Speaker 2: of class of course. Yeah, that's that's a good way
Speaker 2: to get yourself kicked out right away. When they were
Speaker 2: high tripping.
Speaker 4: Falling in Yeah, well that that place, that place they
Speaker 4: would be, Yeah, they're falling the high Well.
Speaker 2: To to my uh what am I transferend no to
Speaker 2: my argument, to my what am I I don't know?
Speaker 2: To my credit, before I went to Isaac's, I went
Speaker 2: to Hooters Coast to Mesa and tore it up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was pretty responsible. It's just that they are. It's
Speaker 2: closing at the end of this month. They all are.
Speaker 2: Oh I really had to. I had to give it
Speaker 2: a shout out to Genessa Cissy. Thanks for treating me right. Man,
Speaker 2: It's really really kind of you. Guys.
Speaker 3: Don't make it weird.
Speaker 2: It's not, dude. Yeah, just the way you call that.
Speaker 3: The fact that you wins was fine.
Speaker 2: And now that you're like saying their name, you're paying
Speaker 2: scholarships for their college or some shit, like, I don't
Speaker 2: understand what's happening. Yeah, what does your girl feel about
Speaker 2: you remembering their names enough to call them out? They
Speaker 2: were they were very kind. I okay, because I told
Speaker 2: them that the one in Burbank had closed, and before
Speaker 2: they closed, I really really really loved the Orange Cups
Speaker 2: had Hooters. Yeah I was. I was telling them my
Speaker 2: SOB story and they gave me the Orange Cups, So
Speaker 2: I am now a proud owner.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that was that was a question that I
Speaker 4: had because you posted which, by the way, you never
Speaker 4: post about the crews or this is important or anything
Speaker 4: that we're like trying to sell tickets for when we
Speaker 4: were on tour.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't post about that, but he had. He posted
Speaker 2: about his fifteen orange Hooters cups.
Speaker 4: That he fucking disaster my guy, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that that they stole a.
Speaker 2: Box of Hooters cups. But you you I didn't steal
Speaker 2: to Tenessa and Jennessa and they hooked it up. Dude.
Speaker 2: They were very kind. They were very kind people. I
Speaker 2: consider them dear friends.
Speaker 3: Did you get a box of thirty wets? What did
Speaker 3: you get?
Speaker 2: What do you come with when you go to Hooters?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I always do the same thing. I love naked
Speaker 2: juices or no, no, no no, I go breaded Daytona baby.
Speaker 3: Mm but do you say all drummis or do you
Speaker 3: like no?
Speaker 2: Because I'm I'm in my old age. I have come
Speaker 2: to like the flats. I'm a flats man now, Oh man,
Speaker 2: take a look at my life.
Speaker 5: Do you do the do you do the move where
Speaker 5: you just put it in and fully gone the one bite?
Speaker 2: I try? You try, but I'm not I'm not pro yet.
Speaker 2: I go all drummies.
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking around with those little coochies.
Speaker 2: I usually like drummies, but the coucies are good, dude,
Speaker 2: little coochies, little couch the flat, the flats are delich.
Speaker 2: Just the meat is nice on there.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's maybe that's the next uh.
Speaker 2: Instead of hooters.
Speaker 3: Uh, coaches come up with a little kucies. No drum,
Speaker 3: No hey, no drumm is here?
Speaker 4: Just little kucies, no drums, just little couchies.
Speaker 2: Well, any takes backs, No, I stayed by that. That'd
Speaker 2: be any stand bys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a stand by.
Speaker 4: Stand by it, well, stand by it.
Speaker 2: Well, I will say it was. It was great.
Speaker 4: And I feel like all of these things that were
Speaker 4: these great inventions, little coochies and things like that, we
Speaker 4: got to bring that on the cruise, baby, because.
Speaker 2: The cruise is coming up.
Speaker 4: We you know, we're what was six months away or
Speaker 4: so seven months?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll do.
Speaker 5: We get to like name the menus and that kind
Speaker 5: of stuff. We're like, I hope so if there are wings,
Speaker 5: we call them little coochies. And is there a drink
Speaker 5: named after like Karen's and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: I would absolutely love to get in the weeds with
Speaker 2: some that stuff. I hope. Yeah, we got to run
Speaker 2: that up the poll cute and.
Speaker 3: Clever, the yes points menu.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hope that.
Speaker 4: I hope the Norwegian Queen will allow us to do
Speaker 4: some of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Wait, is that the name of the boat? Is this
Speaker 2: a Norwegian cruise line? Isaac? Is it Isn't it?
Speaker 4: Norwegian Queen?
Speaker 2: I'm coming home. The name of the boat is Norwegian Queen?
Speaker 2: I believe so. Yes. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That was my brother's nickname in high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, holy, I love that dress. Yeah, I'm here the
Speaker 2: Norwegian Queen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I love it.
Speaker 2: Work and if you, I mean, we still have some
Speaker 2: some what do you call them cabins available? So yes,
Speaker 2: are looking to swoop it up.
Speaker 4: It's going to be so much fucking fun, dude, I really.
Speaker 5: And by the way, this is a phenomenon that I
Speaker 5: think you guys hipped me too, which is the thing
Speaker 5: I must start saying a lot. Okay, is that in
Speaker 5: cruise culture you can get paired up with other people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get little bunk mates. What are they.
Speaker 3: Talking about here? This is unreal.
Speaker 2: It seems like a cool way to meet a best
Speaker 2: friend for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: I think so, especially like your cruise like this. So
Speaker 4: like you obviously are gonna have to be a fan
Speaker 4: of the podcast and probably work allics. We're curious and
Speaker 4: most definitely game over man. Yes, absolutely think you're You're
Speaker 4: gonna you're and then someone the other person is also
Speaker 4: going to be a big fan. You are immediately going
Speaker 4: to ask stuff to talk about.
Speaker 5: And dude, we we went across the country to many, many,
Speaker 5: many different cities and states. I want to be on
Speaker 5: you and everyone we met was the exact same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, good people. Yeah.
Speaker 5: From New York City down to Oklahoma City everyone or Tulsa, everyone.
Speaker 2: Was kind of the same.
Speaker 5: Good And so if you if you bunk up with
Speaker 5: somebody from a far away land, guess what you're gonna
Speaker 5: be hitting it off.
Speaker 2: Yep, you just.
Speaker 3: Found a friend.
Speaker 2: It's that easy. Now it's fun.
Speaker 4: You know what's fun about the people that were fans
Speaker 4: of Alcoholics and and this is important, is uh, they're
Speaker 4: just us. There's just versions, different versions of us. I
Speaker 4: can I can see in a crowd if they're a
Speaker 4: Dirst fan or My fan, or a Blake span or
Speaker 4: just a fan of all of us. You could really
Speaker 4: tell where where they land on the trifecta.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I can close my eyes and smell the
Speaker 5: Kyle fan it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pretty well, man, it it is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: We got a truly that's the Kyle fans of the
Speaker 2: type of people that just rub crystals on their armpits
Speaker 2: and expect to not have bo water trash. Love the
Speaker 2: guy eats babies. I love the guy. I can't away
Speaker 2: for the cruise. Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be next level.
Speaker 2: I'm getting more and more excited by the.
Speaker 5: Mont It called me crazy. I'm kind of shocked by
Speaker 5: like the talent that we got. Yeah, dude, I like us.
Speaker 5: I think we're fun, cool guys. But I'm also kind
Speaker 5: of shocked that some of the people who are joining
Speaker 5: us are joining us.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be really, really true.
Speaker 4: Nick Swartson is one of my favorite comedians of all time.
Speaker 4: When Hilaros, when I first started to do stand up
Speaker 4: at the Improv. At the Improv and I had just
Speaker 4: moved there and I wasn't even doing stand up at
Speaker 4: that time. I just was literally working the door and
Speaker 4: was just watching, and Nick Schwartzon would light that stage
Speaker 4: on fucking fire. He was so in his bag, dude.
Speaker 2: It was incredible to see.
Speaker 4: And then you go over to the Comedy Store and
Speaker 4: you see Bobby Lee and he also is bringing the
Speaker 4: heat crazy. Also saw him nude a lot, which I'm
Speaker 4: hoping he busted. I think he might stop. I think
Speaker 4: he matter stopped that really, but we're going to be
Speaker 4: an international waters No.
Speaker 2: Anything happened, Yeah, anything? Any? Anything? Good? Uh? What was
Speaker 2: the I'm trying to think of like the Nick swartzon
Speaker 2: like a CD that was the bomb? It wasn't seriously
Speaker 2: who farted?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: Because that one's really good. I think that one was
Speaker 4: a little later.
Speaker 2: That's a little later, right. It's a good question though,
Speaker 2: the one where he's like shirtless and he's wearing a
Speaker 2: party hat.
Speaker 4: Which one was that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And he he has the one about like his
Speaker 2: joke about his his funeral and how he would want
Speaker 2: to be like hung from like the rafters and shit.
Speaker 2: It's all very good, m m m, I mean, which
Speaker 2: is a great bit.
Speaker 5: Seeing him on Comedy Central back in the day, I
Speaker 5: remember being like, I think this dude's like my age
Speaker 5: because he also looked hella young when he was young,
Speaker 5: and seeing him just crushed.
Speaker 4: Well, when he was young, he would he he like
Speaker 4: popped off when he was like nineteen years old Comedy Central,
Speaker 4: which is unbelievably young. And then I mean he had
Speaker 4: that bit about his grandma where he.
Speaker 2: Would just lifting milk and she's like, you're the strongest boy,
Speaker 2: the strongest bull in the.
Speaker 3: World, Nicholas.
Speaker 2: The name of the album is Party. That's his first
Speaker 2: comedy album.
Speaker 4: What alleged classic classic album, dude thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: He's captain of the ship. Maybe the Norwegian Queen get
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a Norwegian flag speedo. I think I
Speaker 5: got it on the tour. I'm gonna have to be
Speaker 5: just in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that stays on your bottom doesn't change
Speaker 2: your top may but your bottom has got to stay.
Speaker 5: The sirracer, I captain.
Speaker 2: Hello, uh and Mark? How do you say Mark's last name? Mark?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Mark and Suelo's Kelly and Mark. They're
Speaker 2: going to be doing Today Show interviews.
Speaker 3: They're doing carry.
Speaker 2: Mark Ribley right, Yeah, dude, dude, that guy brings the
Speaker 2: heat so hard.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I can't wait to kick it with him
Speaker 4: like he does like giant shows. He does giant shows.
Speaker 4: We're so stoked.
Speaker 2: He's super talented. Yeah, super talented, very hyped on that
Speaker 2: he's ready to rock.
Speaker 5: I messaged him and I was like, yo, awesome, let's
Speaker 5: do this, and he's he's hyped.
Speaker 2: Yeah cool.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, and then Eric Griffin, so you know, we're
Speaker 4: all sides of the fence.
Speaker 2: Eric Griffin will be bringing around our derbs. It's gonna do.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen Eric in a long time, but if
Speaker 5: we hit an iceberg, we can all jump on Eric
Speaker 5: for safety and sail him.
Speaker 2: We're not going down. This ship will flow.
Speaker 3: Everyone grab a knuckle hair.
Speaker 4: Everyone, grab a knuckle hair that the size of ropes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: Eric will hit me up when we talk shit on
Speaker 4: Eric on this podcast, he will hit me up and
Speaker 4: be like, man, come on, why you gotta do me
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 2: And it every time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, it's because you. And it's because you
Speaker 4: will hit me up and say.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
Speaker 4: That's why if if we didn't think that you wouldn't
Speaker 4: hear this and we're just talking ship, it wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 2: It would just be mean and we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4: But the fact that we know that you will hear it,
Speaker 4: get upset and then reach out.
Speaker 2: It makes us want to do it even more. The
Speaker 2: fact that we know.
Speaker 3: You're greasy as is listening.
Speaker 2: It brings it warms our hearts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be on stuck on a boat
Speaker 2: with his ass.
Speaker 3: I can't wait. Man, Maybe Blake might even post about it.
Speaker 2: I might, I'm hoping, I I I told Isaac, I
Speaker 2: definitely will if he allows TK on the ship. I
Speaker 2: need Thomas Kellogg on the ship. But he's really trying
Speaker 2: to not let t K on the ship. I don't
Speaker 2: know why let him.
Speaker 5: I was saying t K should be a doing man
Speaker 5: on the street ship. I think that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2: I think he should just be a guest karaoke performer
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: I think he should dress as a dunking genie and
Speaker 4: just literally beyond the court dunking of basketball at all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if he likes talking about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he likes talking about that before.
Speaker 2: I think that's all he likes talking about. We gotta
Speaker 2: have TK on the boat.
Speaker 5: We got and like he's doing food shit now, we
Speaker 5: gotta get him food blogging on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Isaac. Isaac just wrote in the chat Isaac. By
Speaker 4: the way, there's a love hate with Isaac and t K.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what the pushback is because he's like,
Speaker 2: TK came to my birthday? How did that happen? Because
Speaker 2: he's your friend.
Speaker 3: Man, he's known you for twenty years.
Speaker 7: I just want to party.
Speaker 2: He didn't want him there, apparently, I know, but I
Speaker 2: brought him. I brought him, sorry, And guess who else
Speaker 2: was holding you up on their shoulders? It was me
Speaker 2: and TK. And those pictures are fucking cool, Isaac, they are.
Speaker 4: And my wife weirdly was caressing Tk's like wet bald
Speaker 4: head all in like a video that Wendy posted.
Speaker 2: I was like, what happened? There? Almost have been off
Speaker 2: at the bar. I was intoxicated. He has a beautiful voice.
Speaker 2: He might have serenaded her. I don't know. It's he's
Speaker 2: got some pipes on him, dude.
Speaker 5: I just saw meme the other day that was like,
Speaker 5: you have a funk up so bad with your girl,
Speaker 5: you wish you could sing? And I was like, God,
Speaker 5: that's funny.
Speaker 2: I wish I could. You could. Really, you could patch
Speaker 2: up a lot of stuff. You don't have a crossing.
Speaker 2: I try, but Piso stop the music doesn't do anything.
Speaker 3: It has to be McKnight. You can only drop some McKnight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, McKnight will get you there.
Speaker 4: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, any stands.
Speaker 2: An I definitely want to stand by all my all
Speaker 2: my girls at Coast and Master Mason Hooters. I'm really
Speaker 2: bummed we're closing. Man, It's it's been a great run,
Speaker 2: Sissy Genessa.
Speaker 4: And this is the one off the freeway, off.
Speaker 2: The freeway, the hotel by the Lakina in which me
Speaker 2: and Acho who Acco will also be on the cruise
Speaker 2: a Tivaaco will have a night where they DJ. Me
Speaker 2: and Ako went to Isaac's party together. We debated staying
Speaker 2: at that Lakinka ind but we we heard from your home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we got our asses home and that was that was
Speaker 2: the right decision because that kina in is shady, shady
Speaker 2: after me. Yeah, most most freeways directly off the freeway are.
Speaker 3: Most hotels next to a Hooters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what fucking Yeah, it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 2: cool little one two combo.
Speaker 4: And also at night, it's it's an hour if you
Speaker 4: if you have a driver, you know, it's not that bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it right. We did it right. We
Speaker 2: pulled the ripcord at the right time. I I left
Speaker 2: right when I went into the forty class of forty
Speaker 2: seven bathroom and Isaac was actually huging in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Not to not to blow up your spot, dude, I
Speaker 2: should have I swallowed all the alcohol and kept it down.
Speaker 2: I should have. I was hung over.
Speaker 4: My boat was parked like such an asshole.
Speaker 2: I think you. I think we jumped out while it
Speaker 2: was still moving. Dude, this is cool. It's just floating
Speaker 2: in the baye don't caate, Adam real quick.
Speaker 5: I just want to circle back to and this can't
Speaker 5: be you know, not what we end on it.
Speaker 3: You don't need to get into.
Speaker 5: It, okay, talking about the guy who rolled up on
Speaker 5: the College of the aff word, what's the thing you
Speaker 5: screamed at somebody when like you got in a bumper
Speaker 5: fender thing and you were like, I'm having the worst
Speaker 5: day ever something?
Speaker 2: No, you said, I kept screaming, no fuck. This guy
Speaker 2: was like honking at me or something.
Speaker 4: I forget exactly what had happened, but I got out
Speaker 4: of my car and I like maybe I took my
Speaker 4: shirt off, which used to be like my go to
Speaker 4: But then but then I started screaming like, you have.
Speaker 2: No idea what kind of day I've had.
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, my day was fine. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: had nothing bad had happened.
Speaker 3: I think that could be worked. That could work though
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 4: And then he got out of his car and he
Speaker 4: was like, dude, chill out, and and I'm like fine, whatever,
Speaker 4: and I get back in my car and then he
Speaker 4: pulls up next to me and goes, hey, man, I'm
Speaker 4: a fan and drove off and it took me down
Speaker 4: eleven pegs. I felt so bad.
Speaker 3: If he said I used to be a fan.
Speaker 2: How about.
Speaker 3: If we're talking peg, how many more pegs down?
Speaker 2: Oh? That would have hurt. I would have been like,
Speaker 2: way wait, wait wait, I would have definitely tried to
Speaker 2: repair that. Uh yeah, because you need every fan is
Speaker 2: that you're Yeah. I just don't like people being mad
Speaker 2: at me. That's why I didn't like it. I did
Speaker 2: not like it, and I was like, yeah, I felt
Speaker 2: I felt very very bad.
Speaker 3: That's when I go, hey, get in line, asshole.
Speaker 2: It gets off.
Speaker 4: On that being said, he did honk at me, so he's.
Speaker 3: Fuck fuck yeah, fuck that guy.
Speaker 2: Thanks to some come down.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Gavin.
Speaker 4: Thanks Gavin, by the way, met him in person. Very charismatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta be cool. I didn't want to like him.
Speaker 2: He's hell a hot, super thick dick. You could tell.
Speaker 2: He's probably you could tell. Oh, remember when I broke
Speaker 2: my chair? That was crazy with that win. It's been
Speaker 2: sitting on.
Speaker 4: So any take backs, any apologies, and the ampic slams,
Speaker 4: I'm going to go.
Speaker 2: I'd love to take back the fact that I broke
Speaker 2: this damn chair because I don't have I don't have
Speaker 2: another chair that spins like this, damn it. But maybe
Speaker 2: I switched to X men mode. Maybe buy a chair
Speaker 2: that is in vintage plastic. What the hell happened? This
Speaker 2: is a computer aged ten years last. Dude, this thing
Speaker 2: is tight. I liked this thing.
Speaker 3: It is cool.
Speaker 5: Hey, will you take your pants off and then walk
Speaker 5: in front of the camera with that in front of
Speaker 5: your dick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we need we need more YouTube follow Just
Speaker 2: take your pants off that any take this doesn't this
Speaker 2: does not block enough? Oh yeah, talking about it's not
Speaker 2: it's actually not big.
Speaker 5: Put it in front of the camera. Put it really
Speaker 5: in front of the camera. Okay, we can't see ship
Speaker 5: and take clo clo closer, closer.
Speaker 4: And take your pants off.
Speaker 2: Now walk by fully. Now we can't see. We can't.
Speaker 5: Something and then and and Adam, when it happens to blow,
Speaker 5: I think we can blow it over.
Speaker 4: Uh see, I mean are you doing?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Did you do it? I don't know whatever it is,
Speaker 2: ever mind?
Speaker 4: Okay, now I'm now I don't have pants on.
Speaker 2: Oh good? And that was another episode.
Speaker 4: This available on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2: See you