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Speaker 1: the pianist. That is the single most annoying sound on

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Speaker 1: In the Morning Show, Well, welcome to the day. Good

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Speaker 1: it is Wednesday, October sixteenth. It is welcome to day.

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Speaker 1: Hi Danielle, Hi Gone, good morning, Hi Froggy, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Hello this hill. There's producer Sam Morning and look senior

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Speaker 1: executive producer Straight and Eate. He has joined this for

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Speaker 1: another day. Welcome to Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, it's Wednesday. It's weird.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those weeks where we had Monday were like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where am I? Where am I? Who

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Speaker 1: am I? Why am I? There's a dog here? Max

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Speaker 1: I need some to wake me up. You know our

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Speaker 1: friend Neo. Let's Neo get us getting us up, get

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Speaker 1: us up, get us Let's ask Neo to wake us up.

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Speaker 1: There's a better send the lights off in this place.

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Speaker 1: And she did. What a great song. Thank you, Neo.

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Speaker 1: Let's be coming back to see I don't know why

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Speaker 1: don't you invited him back? Yeah, we love him. Come on, Dio,

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Speaker 1: if you can hear us, please come join us. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I love that. That was good. That was that was good.

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Speaker 1: That was a welcome to the day. It is Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Let's roar on. Have any guests today? No, it's just us,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, just us. We do have her

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Speaker 1: first caller of the day is Derek. Derek is a

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Speaker 1: wild proposal for us. Hi, Derek, good morning. Can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm actually on. You're on, But let me take me.

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Speaker 1: I say, what's going on with you? Well, my wife

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Speaker 1: is pregnant with our second child. She's having a boy.

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Speaker 1: my daughter, and I actually was talking to Diamond. I

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Speaker 1: was begging her. I promised her that I would name

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Speaker 1: my son Elvis. That was if I could get her

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Speaker 1: shirt and be the first caller on the Elvis or

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Speaker 1: this morning. Wow. Wait, wait, wait wait, have you discussed

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Speaker 1: this with her? Right? No, I haven't. Okay, Well, you

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Speaker 1: know there is that there is there is that matter. Well,

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Speaker 1: look in theory, it sounds like a fabulous idea. Here's

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, Derek, since you're the first call

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Speaker 1: of the day, We're gonna send you an Elvis Durin

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Speaker 1: Morning Show shirt because it's rightfully your and we'll ruin

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Speaker 1: it for you, going to ruin it like you've never

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Speaker 1: seen anything ruin before. And if, by chance your wife

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Speaker 1: agrees to name your your son Elvis, then all much

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Speaker 1: all the more better. But if not, we totally get it.

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Speaker 1: We love you anyway. Yes, I love you guys too.

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Speaker 1: By the way, cursing your your son with the name Elvis,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just says with that, I think

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Speaker 1: I would be able to I would remind me of you, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: We'll see. See that's all that matters, you know, Nerek,

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Speaker 1: you're a good dad already, I can tell. Look, thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening to us. Shirt on the way, and you

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Speaker 1: tell young Elvis we said, Hi, okay, all right, I

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Speaker 1: to day. Thank you as well. I'm actually going to sleep.

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Speaker 1: I just got home from work. Oh man, I'm jealous.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could carl up and go to sleep too.

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Speaker 1: on much second, Derek, and thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Wow? I can't wait till he tells Hey,

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Speaker 1: I promised Elvis that we would name the kid Elvis.

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Speaker 1: How long that conversation? We're going for a T shirt? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could be okay, Gandhi, what's up with you? I

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Speaker 1: Exactly what I'm watch all the kiddies come out and

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Speaker 1: play when it comes. Fine, there's crazy Aunt Gandhi with

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Speaker 1: that on the plane this morning. Anyway, let's get into

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Speaker 1: your horoscopes with the one and Horoscopes, the One and

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Speaker 1: Only producer Sam. I really need some extra positivity today,

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Speaker 1: So Nate, will you please just put a morning answer.

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Speaker 1: If you've never heard Nate, do the horoscopes. Brace yourself

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, if it's your birthday, you share with John

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Speaker 1: wanting to get away from everything. You deserve me time.

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Speaker 1: Your Days and nine Aquarius friendship is a two way street.

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Speaker 1: You need to work towards maintaining those long distance relationships.

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Speaker 1: Your Days and eight Pisces. Love is in the air,

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Speaker 1: ten Harries. Go outside and reconnect with the nature. It'll

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Speaker 1: Your days are super seven Leo, a reality check min

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Speaker 1: show that it's time to get your act together. Don't

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Speaker 1: If you are in a conflicting situation, trust your gut.

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Speaker 1: You are much more intuitive than you realize. Your days

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Speaker 1: dance like nobody's watching your days and seven Scorpio. Let

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Speaker 1: Oh what's ten and Sagittarius. Exhaustion might be catching up

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Speaker 1: Had very very sad story breaking, but it affects everyone

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Speaker 1: because the men and women who serve and keep us safe,

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Speaker 1: got it rough. We need to always always give them

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Speaker 1: as much respect as we can because this story again

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Speaker 1: need to know, Gandhi go ahead. Well. On a very

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Speaker 1: sad note, an NYPD sergeant and queens is dead from

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Speaker 1: Washington Nationals are headed to the World Series for the

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Speaker 1: of the National League Championship Ship Series, and they'll take

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Speaker 1: on either the Astros or Danielle the Yankees. Oh please,

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Speaker 1: please please, Hey they lost yesterday. Okay, do you think

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Speaker 1: Does anyone know this? Man? Rugg Now? I understand why

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Speaker 1: every day show. Some people can't leave the house without chapstick,

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Speaker 1: their phone, headphones. But for me, it's all about the

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Speaker 1: hot sauce. Yep, carry at my backpack and my hot sauces.

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Speaker 1: of Cholula and look for a bottle with a wooden cap.

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Speaker 1: Danielle has her first report of the day on the

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Speaker 1: I have a little update on what's been going on

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Speaker 1: Bieber He posted pictures of his house on Instagram. He's

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Speaker 1: trying to sell the He's being his own real estation it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I saw pictures of Justin, but you know it's

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Speaker 1: not like typical real estate photos of the house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah for many years. Kids, I think, yep, and affairs,

420
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 1: how do you have time? I don't have time for them?

421
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: When I got many affairs, you have you know, I

422
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: mean the husband I got. That's Justin Bieber posted on

423
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: Instagram that he wants to sell his house, and he

424
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 1: posted a whole bunch of shots. I think he should

425
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: call my husband for help because he's got pictures of

426
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: himself lying on the couch with his feet and then

427
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,879
Speaker 1: a picture of the background of the house. Look, he

428
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: got some offers, you know, it's Justin Bieber. I'm not

429
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: sure how serious the offers are, but I guess I

430
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 1: would you spend extra on a like an apartment or

431
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: something that a celebrity had lived in, No depends on

432
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: who it was. Why, Like to me, Audrey had would

433
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: be cool to live and wish. But but you know,

434
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: in the world of I guess real estate whatever I mean,

435
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: you really don't. Are you going to get your return

436
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: off that? Well? No, once they're gone, they're gone. No,

437
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Now, hold on saying now, down and

438
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: down think Miami or somewhere. There was a house that

439
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: al Capone, the famous gangster, lived in Okay. So I

440
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: would pay a little extra for that because there's there's

441
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 1: a great history there. Well. A lot of people pay

442
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: extra for haunted houses too. Of you tell someone houses

443
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: haunted sometimes it's worth more money. It's so weird. I

444
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: would never I'm out goodbye. I would move in and

445
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: the first thing I would say is there's room for

446
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: both of thought would be I rate that they even

447
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: brought me to the place. Ghost, get out of here.

448
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 1: Aren't there some states where it's illegal to sell your

449
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: house unless you you tell them it's haunted or someone

450
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: was murdered in it. Yeah, someone died in the house. Now,

451
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: how do you disclose a ghost? I mean that's well,

452
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: you could just say we've heard some things. You've got

453
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: a house with a ghost in it. If you sold it,

454
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: would you would you have to tell them there's a ghost.

455
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: That Well, that's what I'm asking. I don't know. How

456
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: can you prove there's a ghost in a house? You

457
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 1: can prove that someone is murdered there? Yeah, I don't know. Okay,

458
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: if it was a violent death, that means they were murdered. Yeah.

459
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: It becomes march property that people don't necessarily want to

460
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: become associated with it. I'm reading this online now, I'm

461
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: talking about a ghost. I'll look that up. I'm going

462
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: to ask my husband about it and see what he says.

463
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: It made very stage, you might laugh at me. But okay,

464
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 1: So the CMT Artist of the Year going down tonight.

465
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: American Horror Story or Riverdale is on tonight, The Mass

466
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: Singer is on tonight, Rhythm and flow Over on Netflix.

467
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: Also the second season premiere of Impulse on YouTube. I

468
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: know a lot of people have been waiting for that,

469
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: and Limetown on Facebook. That is coming at you tonight

470
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 1: as well. All right, So okay, So yeah, if someone

471
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: was murdered in your house, I can see why you'd

472
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: have to disclose that because there's proof, there's a report,

473
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: but reporting that your house is haunted, how can they

474
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: force you to do that? I mean, I don't think

475
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: they can because some people wouldn't even believe them. I

476
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: don't even know. Yeah, I don't think you have to

477
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: if it's quote unquote haunted, Well we don't, okay, but

478
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: what are you reading here online? Uh? Legal zoom dot

479
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: com of course right next to web MD. I don't know,

480
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: because I had a house that was definitely haunted. When

481
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: you say definitely what does this what was happening? Well?

482
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: I experienced it? Yeah, And uh, I know Darren Feffer

483
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: who used to work here. He and his wife and

484
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: their kids experienced it with a little boy. Uh No,

485
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: that house I was still own. I still have the

486
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: little boy house. It may be a little girl with

487
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: a short haircut. No, it's a boy. How do you

488
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: know it's a boy Because when I was sitting on

489
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: the couch that one time, and he was over my

490
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 1: shoulder in the right window, I turned around and made

491
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: eye contact. It's a boy. Well, no, but it could

492
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: be a little girl. Was just like a bob. Yeah,

493
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: it could be. I think it's a boy. He's too

494
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: young for whiskers. Yeah. What did you experience though? When

495
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: you experience, here's how I know it's real. Elvis never

496
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: said a word to me. And so I'm sitting on

497
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: the couch watching television. Elvis went upstairs. I saw it.

498
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: I screamed Elvis's name. He came down very calmly, and

499
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: I told him what happened, and he said, I didn't

500
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: want to tell you because then I thought you would

501
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: be looking for it. I saw it on my own.

502
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent positive that that little boy

503
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: exists in that house. Didn't we see a picture of

504
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: him in the window or something? Picture that's where he

505
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: shows up. Now, I've never seen a picture. But wait,

506
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 1: that's a different house. No, No, the other haunted house,

507
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: which was like haunted. I mean, we had workers that

508
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: were coming in who didn't know each other, and they

509
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: would they would talk about things they heard independently of

510
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: each other. And we actually had an air conditioning guy

511
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: come into the house and he refused to stay in

512
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: the house. He left. He said, I can't work here.

513
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 1: What were they hearing? What were they seeing? Well, I don't.

514
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: It takes a while to own more sound affection. I'm scary.

515
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: This is funny. One night I spent a night in

516
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: the house is we furnished it and never moved into it. Okay, okay,

517
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: I was by myself and it's a huge house. All right.

518
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm asleep in the master bedroom. I turned off the

519
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: TV in the middle of the night. I felt very cold.

520
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: There was no breeze. I felt like I was in

521
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: a refrigerator, that kind of cold. No, there's no wind,

522
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: blowing goose bumps harder than I've ever felt in my life.

523
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: And then I sat up in bed. I looked to

524
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: the right toward the hallway outside the door, and the

525
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: big chandelier above the staircase turned on. Nothing scary's on

526
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: the ones and twos? Where was it? So? Anyway, I

527
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: looked over. As I looked over, the chandelier turned on,

528
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: and I got out of bed and ran over to

529
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: out in the hallway where the light switch is. There's

530
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 1: no one standing there, and I know there's another light

531
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: switch downstairs. I run down the staircase and there's no

532
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: one down there. I flicked the switch off and on

533
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: and it worked, and I just knew. I knew something

534
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: was in there. And I just went back upstairs, turned

535
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: off the light and I went back to bed to bed. No,

536
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: that's when you burn the house down. That no, burn

537
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: it down. When I get in my car and hull

538
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: as I used, the thing doesn't matter if you burn

539
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: the house down. It's the property, so it doesn't They're

540
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: gonna be there, burn the property. I'm not going to

541
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: burn anything. But no, I know it happened, but I

542
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: know that. You know our friend Darren, he and his

543
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: wife Carly, they went out for dinner one night, and

544
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: the babysitter was with their child back in this bedroom

545
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: in this another wing of the house, this corridor of

546
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: these bedrooms, and their little kid kept talking about this

547
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: this woman she was talking to that was standing next

548
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: to the fireplace. Oh my god, Wow, this is awesome.

549
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: They need to do a show on your house. Is

550
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: it so cool? No? Anyway, but I'm telling you a

551
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: lot of people will experience these Okay, Now you haven't

552
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: sold that house, yes, did you have to disclose that? Okay? Okay?

553
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: Because technically, if you think about it, because I didn't

554
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: know it was haunted, nothing happened when I lived there.

555
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: I mean, really, you can't prove it. It was in

556
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: New Jersey. This in New York State. They declared sellers

557
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: must disclose to buyers that they think a house is

558
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: haunted only if they've already shared this option and opinion

559
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: to a public at large, which I've just done. Right,

560
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: But the house is sold. Done. Did the people who

561
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: moved in ever say anything about this? Or do you

562
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: even know what happened? What had happened was the house,

563
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: the big house that I had bought, was built in

564
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: the nineteen twenties. They had torn down another house that

565
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: was on that same property, that was in the same

566
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: footprint of that house, And in that house, the couple's

567
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: daughter was in an accident. They had a horse horse

568
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: buggy accident. In front of the house, and she died

569
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: and yeah, and the guy who was driving the carriage

570
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: passed away too. So they're saying that they are like lingering. Yeah,

571
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: but see that shows you it's not the actual house,

572
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: it's the property. You people are bold, I would have

573
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: the dirt. It means they have unfinished business usually, so

574
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: they're trying to before they can cross over. They don't

575
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: want to get stuck here. They want they want to

576
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: cross over as well as the police run into the light.

577
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: Let's go away. I mean, here's the thing too, If

578
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: you haven't finished business, can you just tell me so

579
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: we can finish it. I don't sometimes I don't think

580
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: they know what it is. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

581
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: but Gandhi's right, this all of a sudden, this happened

582
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: in the twenties, Like if it happened in the twenties,

583
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: they've been waiting a long time to finish the business. Hi, Kate,

584
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: how are you? Hi? Good? How are you well? You know,

585
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure it out. I think the

586
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: studio we're in is haunted, probably from the bad shows

587
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: of past. Kate. Your your mom's a real estate agent

588
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: in Connecticut and you're saying that there is in that state,

589
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: there is a law about disclosing this kind of stuff. Yes,

590
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: it is equivalent to like disclosing water in the basement.

591
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: Like that's how seriously they take it. Um. And then

592
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: we were looking for a house and she was helping us,

593
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of houses that where it's disclosed.

594
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Well, how would they know if

595
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: you're hiding that unless you told somebody, like you could

596
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: just ask that if you do, if you talk about

597
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: it on your radio show, that I could ask her that.

598
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: I said, what if they just lie? She said, you know,

599
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: people have taken it to the next level with like

600
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: lawyers and stuff afterwards, trying to find if they have

601
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: spoken about this activity. Wow. So yeah, I mean, I

602
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: don't know. If you have the time, I guess whatever.

603
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: All right, have you ever kid, have you ever lived

604
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: in a haunted house? Yes, that's why I was really

605
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: adamant when we were looking for our new house. I

606
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: lived in one in Stanford, Connecticut, and it was brutal.

607
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't like it. It was a bad haunting. Yeah,

608
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: it was. It was annoying, but we saged and I

609
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: swear the white siege got rid of it. I swear it.

610
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: You saged it. Yeah, well no, no, you know what

611
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: you keep in mind, sage, if you sage the house,

612
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: if you go through that, that ritual of burning the

613
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: sage and walking through and saying goodbye ghosts. They say,

614
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: it's not technically, it's not the sage doing it. It's

615
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: the fact that you, in your mind are controlling it.

616
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: And that's part of it too, And it's way too deep.

617
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: But see, I had two haunted houses. One that was

618
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: a pain in the ass and ones just okay. The

619
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: little kid that lives in the other haunted house, no

620
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: problem anything, no issues, have an issue. You're showing up

621
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: like a creep, freaking me and my friends out. No,

622
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: you don't get scared. Really if Froggy, Froggy, were you

623
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: really scared when you saw the little kid? You know what,

624
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: I thought it would be much more scared than I was, exactly.

625
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: It was almost a little comforting, like that very kind.

626
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: He probably was a good you know, it's a good ghost.

627
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: It's not like a bad I don't think the ghost

628
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: in the other house were bad either. They're just they

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Speaker 1: just kind of showed up. My cousin had a ghost

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00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: that used to be helpful. Helpful. I love a helpful

631
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: You would leave a pair of earrings out that were broken,

632
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: and she'd come home and they were glued back together.

633
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: I wish the helpful ghost would come be a producer

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00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: for our show. We kind of do have a ghost

635
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: that runs just time for the phone tip. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: your segment do a commercial? Yes anyway, well, thank you

637
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: for your time. I do appreciate it. All right, love

638
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: you guys, have a good day. Thank you very much.

639
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: What's scaring? Someone just texted in that there was a

640
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: mean ghost in her parents house that they pushed the

641
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: parents down the stairs. Oh see, that's not that's not cool.

642
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: You don't need some a whole ghosts. That's not cool

643
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: tripping people. Yeah, okay, If I was a ghost, though,

644
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: that's how I would operate. You will put the ghost

645
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: of a banana peel totally on the floor. You know

646
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: that my husband doesn't believe in ghosts at all, and

647
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: my mom has had many you know, my mom's very

648
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: spiritual like that, and she believes that she's had many

649
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: encounters and that our house was haunted and I've experienced

650
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: things there. So she told him that when she died,

651
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: she's gonna haunt him so badly to prove that it's real.

652
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: For Shelton is waiting because one day, my poor mom's

653
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: gonna get him. Let's hope it's not for a long

654
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: time gonna happen, all right, The ghost of the senior

655
00:33:51,080 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: executive producer has asked us to take a break. Break show.

656
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00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: I love ripe banana. You brought this in and it's

663
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: like perfect. You know what I brought me this big

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00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: bushel bushel of bananas. Bush bundle bundle, bunch of bananas.

665
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: It's a bunch. Yeah. And they're both you know, and

666
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: they're they're yellow, but they have the black stuff starting

667
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: and that's when they're in my opinion, they taste the

668
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 1: most bananas sweet. They're so good. So I walked in

669
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: and Scottie them. I love them. What's wrong with that

670
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: that makes them taste good? No, they gotta be green.

671
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: You're crazy. I will see there because a little bruise,

672
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: little bruise tastes great. I will say, I think you

673
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: were a little rough with these bananas. I think you

674
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: were rough with your bana because these are like bruises

675
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: from hitting, not like spots from a Do you say,

676
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: are you implying that I'm abusing your bananas? My banana? Yeah,

677
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: look at mushy and black. He's been known to do that.

678
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: Stop that banana. I'm not going to touch the tip

679
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: of my Seriously, it's so mushy. I'll eat that half

680
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: over there that has the bruise. Don't leave me the

681
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: Mushka's sandwich the bruise, exactly, it's the best stuff. Take

682
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: the mushy banana and put it with peanut butter and

683
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: on bread. Oh, it's so good. I love Danielle and

684
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: understand each other. What about you, Gandhi. I'm not a

685
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: fan of the banana. Thought you were. That's why I

686
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: have not been fighting you off, I tell you and Froggy,

687
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: you're right, I have been abusing these bananas. A little bit.

688
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: They've been transported from you know, here to there and everywhere. Well,

689
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: you know what, they don't eat it. Here, give me

690
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: the banana. They don't even eat it. You know what,

691
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit there and bitch and moan about the

692
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: banana I gave you. Then, you know what, forget you

693
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: know what to say? Here's what you say? Say? Oh

694
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: you know this, you know this is the world we're living.

695
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: I give you a banana and you you yell at

696
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: me while you're eating it. Now, garbage. That's disgusting. That

697
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: bana's gone. No, do you know what I'm saying. I

698
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: was nice enough to give you a banana and you're

699
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: eating it and then yelling about it. Looked like you

700
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: were rough with the tip of your banana. No one

701
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: gets the banana. How are you? How are you doing now?

702
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: I want to go get some fluff a nudder at

703
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: the store and do peanut butter, fuff and banana. So

704
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: don't give it to the nate. He'll bitch about for

705
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: some reason. To me, the smell of a banana smells

706
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: like garbage. Whenever past garbage, it sort of has the smell.

707
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: Maybe when you're a little girl you would walk past

708
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 1: the garbage pail and your parents kitchen and a banana

709
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: peel in it. And so, I don't know, banana's remind

710
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: me of this girl at camp when I was a kid.

711
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: She always smelled like bananas. I love that. I don't

712
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: know why, but every day. So so next time someone

713
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: is polite enough and generous enough to offer you a

714
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: bite of something, don't sit there and eat it and

715
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: then you bitch about it. Yeah, I mean you're like,

716
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: come on, grandma, sorry, and squash banana and like a craik. Okay, hey,

717
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: Betty Crocker, can you stop with the recipes over there?

718
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: I love bubba buba ba. Now I want to make

719
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: a sanwich nana or sandwich bacon. Can we order this? No? Why? Um?

720
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 1: Hey so scary? Okay, let's turn our lights on scary.

721
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: So I have to fly out to Los Angeles after

722
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: the show. Today, I'm doing the show out in LA

723
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: and then tomorrow morning and then I'm I'm speaking at

724
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Star service. Uh at what you exhaust me?

725
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: The ceremony inducting her her star into the Hollywood Walk

726
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: of Fame, and she gets a star, and so She's

727
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: asked me to stand up and say, Hey, my friend

728
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: Wendy's getting a star. Very cool. Yeah, it's very cool,

729
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: and I'm very I'm just honored she called and asked

730
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: me to do this. I love Wendy, you know that.

731
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh God, I gotta write a speech

732
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm bad. I'm not good at writing speeches.

733
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how to write funny stuff. I'm not funny.

734
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: That's not me. Okay, so Scary says, well, remember when

735
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: Chris Martin spoke at your Star induction ceremony. He was great,

736
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: you should just take his speech, rewrite it and give

737
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: that one. I heard it he said it. I was like,

738
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: what the hell did you just say? Like, I'm not

739
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: going to steal someone else's speech. That's plagiarism, he said, no,

740
00:38:52,320 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: it's not. It's paraphrasing. O way, it's stealing. It's theft

741
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: of intellectual property. If you take what someone else says

742
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: and you paraphrase, you're still using what they said exactly.

743
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: I should just take the spirit of what he said.

744
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: I remember, that's not what you said. That's not what

745
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: you said. Okay, let me Okay, here's here's Chris Martin

746
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: doing my speech for my star induction ceremony. I've never

747
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: done this kind of thing for my life. But when

748
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: I go to the email the other that was in

749
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: Israel and Palestine, and I said, do you want to

750
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: come and do this thing provis I'm my immediate response

751
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: was that guy always shows up for us. He's done

752
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: so many kind of things for me and hundreds of

753
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: other artists. He's a friendly voice in the morning to

754
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: millions of people. That's a very important role. And you

755
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: give people uplift and joy and grace and kindness, and

756
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: that's what I'm here for you. I love you and

757
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: thank you for doing what you do. All right, I'm

758
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: gonna take that. I think you should say you got

759
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: a call while you were in his ear Israel and Palestine.

760
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: I was in Israel, if you could do And then

761
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 1: Wendy set me a tax asking me if I would

762
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: speak to this, and I have to because you know what,

763
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: Wendy always shows up for us. She's always uplifting, making

764
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: us feel good, and that's a very important thing. Yes,

765
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: And all I was going to say was that you

766
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: because Chris said those nice things about you, and I

767
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: thought they were memorable. I thought you should take what

768
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: he said, write everything down, and then say that in

769
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: your own words to Wendy because the way you're not

770
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: propping your kids. I think what I can do is

771
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: just write my own Yeah. Yeah, but it's it's it's

772
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: a challenge. Be inspired by Chris Martin from play Would

773
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,439
Speaker 1: you like My Banana? I like you all the time.

774
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: If you guys kid like help me write this speech,

775
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: I would love to. Yeah, I'll happily rip you off. Yeah.

776
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: That's got to start with how you doing. I'm not

777
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: going to do that, but that's her catch free I

778
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: know that Scary, but I don't. But when you say that,

779
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: you sound like Matt LeBlanc from Friends like Joey. How

780
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: you do? That's what he sounded like. You know what

781
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: we look, we have to get into this free book

782
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: phone tap in a few minutes. Well we got that

783
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 1: coming up, and then we have to have a discussion

784
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: about what you're wearing for Halloween. Oh you really should

785
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: think it through, Like I remember the year that Scary

786
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: went as mister Spock or Mister Spock from a Star

787
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: Star Trek. He didn't pull it off. He was like

788
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: a chubby mister spot Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well and um,

789
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: the shirt was just a little tight. Yeah, that's like

790
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: the time. It was medium. My husband, we all went

791
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: as a Wizard of Oz and I bought him the

792
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: last tin man costume that they had, and it was

793
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: so tight he had to take the fake the heart

794
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: that they give him and put it on his crotch

795
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: so that you couldn't see his crotch. See that's the thing.

796
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: It's it's good to shop ahead for how I only

797
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: had a heart so so Scary Yesterday, during our podcast,

798
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: starts talking about his his girlfriend and how she wants

799
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: to dress as Jlo. You know, Jlo had that beautiful,

800
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: beautiful green dress that she wore full of times and

801
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: had it redone. It's gorgeous and I think Robin will

802
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: look beautiful in it, absolutely, but Scary says, I don't know,

803
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: she doesn't have the ash for it. That I can't

804
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: believe you just said that about your girl. She can't

805
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: pull that off. She's not Jennifer Lopez. I feel like

806
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: one of the things about Halloween is you want to

807
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: be recognized. You won't be able to come to you

808
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, I know that costume

809
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna know her car. You could wear that costume

810
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: and people will know it's iconic. I have more of

811
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: a butt. That's the thing that's not part. That's the

812
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: part that everyone knows. The Cleveland. Everyone will recognize her.

813
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: But the fact was you were saying out loud on

814
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: the podcast, my girlfriend doesn't measure up to Jennifer. Can

815
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: we call Robin and talk to her and get her

816
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: take on this? She listens to every podcast, so she's

817
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: her love. I love Robin too, and I think she

818
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: would look stunning. She would make that dress look even

819
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: better than Jaya. But wait, so she wants to wear

820
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: that and she sends scary a picture of it. What

821
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: is it? I'm a slave for you, Britney spears. No,

822
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: I thought you're going as an egg planer. You're going

823
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: as the eggplant emoji. Yeah, and it's this big, ugly

824
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: egg plant, So it could be Jennifer Lopez and an eggplant.

825
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: I think you would make a great eggplant emotion, act

826
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: like one. I think he's trying to cover them all

827
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: up so nobody sees. I want to so I want

828
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: to get into what are you wearing? Let's rethink that

829
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in a few minutes after the

830
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: free book phone table. So let's take a break after

831
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: we do the three things you need to know from Gandhi.

832
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: What's going on Gandhi? Well, Sadly, another NYPD sergeant and

833
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: Queen's is dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound. The

834
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: name is being withheld out of respect for family and friends.

835
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: Police say the off duty sergeant was rushed to a

836
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: hospital where he was pronounced dead late last night. It's

837
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Speaker 1: the tenth NYPD suicide this year. If you're a member

838
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: of the NYPD in crisis, or if you know somebody

839
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: who is, you can text Blue Blue to seven four one,

840
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: seven four one for help. NASA says that the first

841
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: all female spacewalk could take place Thursday or Friday. Astronauts

842
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: Christina Kutch and Jessica Meyer were scheduled to leave for

843
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: the Space Space Station on Monday, but the orbiting lab's

844
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: power controllers were having some issues. Thanks, this is such

845
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: a cool story. I do too. There was also a

846
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: flight that flew a bunch of engineers and scientists, all

847
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: women to this so that they could kind of encourage.

848
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: That was Delta that did that, right, I have to

849
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: I didn't say it because I wasn't one hundred percent sure,

850
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: but I will double check and maybe Robin can wear

851
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: a space suit. Well, she doesn't have a butt for it.

852
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: Lord and seven people who had been waiting nine years

853
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: for the apocalypse were found living in a basement in

854
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: the Netherlands on Sunday, but only after one of them

855
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: finally decided to venture out went to a bar and

856
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: told the bartender all about it. Oh, Mike, how long

857
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: have they been down there? Nine years? Okay? Yeah, and

858
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: they finally realized that would never happened. Oh, thanks for

859
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: the good news. All right, your free book? Phone tap

860
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: on the way? Do you have a book? Yeah? Okay? Good?

861
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: Oh Tates Bake Shop, did you know that t chocolate

862
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: chip cookie is considered their signature flavor? You knew that, right,

863
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 1: of course? I love them. This is where it all began,

864
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: with that signature flavor, chocolate chip cookie with tats. It

865
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: used to be called Kathleen's back in the day. I

866
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 1: don't know if she should say you have, but Kathleen

867
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: as a little girl right up the street from my

868
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: house Southampton. She used to sell them at her at

869
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: her family farm, and we also used to go there

870
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: and buy chicken, chicken and cookies. Yeah, hell yeah, well taint.

871
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm glad they didn't get into the chicken business, but

872
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: they got into the cookie business. And she you could

873
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: take that banana that you gave to Nate between two

874
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: tastes tastes really good. That would be so great. So

875
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: Tate's chocolate chip cookie, it's an icon. There are a

876
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: few things in this world as iconic. It's as a crisp,

877
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: buttery chocolate chip cookie in that green bag. Did you

878
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: know that Tate's Bake Shops signature chuck a chip cookie

879
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: first came about when Kathleen used to bake them to

880
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: sell to her parents. Look, I'm reading the copy I

881
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: just told you. Isn't it funny where they wrote it?

882
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: But I already knew it, I lived it. Watch this. No, no, no, no, no,

883
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 1: they should trust me just to just a swim without

884
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: a without a Yeah, exactly. Tates Bake Shop cookies the

885
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: ones we all grew up eating. We love, we love Kathleen,

886
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 1: we love Tates. Pick them up wherever Tates are sold.

887
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: This button here, Yes, and don't forget Tomorrow is Spirit Day,

888
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: so make sure you wear purple tomorrow. Yes, can't wait.

889
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: It says right here in my shirt Elvis Durand Show

890
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: and Glad take a stand against bullying. Go purple, that's tomorrow.

891
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: That ship looks great on you. By the way, it's

892
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: a little tight. No, I don't think something. Yeah, I

893
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: love that scary started. Please into a medium. I'm just saying,

894
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: stretch it out to the gun show, to the show,

895
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: listen to you. Hey, we have a lot to get

896
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: to today. First of all, don't forget tomorrow. Spirit Day.

897
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: Where your purple, Well, we're our purple. Also, we're about

898
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: to get into a great free book phone tap. Yes,

899
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: it's got a great story. Andrew is going to tell

900
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: us about his grandfather, Ira, who we phone tapped in

901
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: just a second, Hold on, Andrew, don't leave us. Also,

902
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: this is a free book phone tap, so we don't

903
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: we don't have budget this week for cash, or we

904
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: don't have a cruise to give away. So we're giving

905
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: away free books because well they're free, right of them.

906
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: In the other we have a lot of them, I

907
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: like to say price lists. Yes they are. So let's go.

908
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: How do we start this thing? Okay, it is a

909
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: free book phone tap, so I have this book. It's

910
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: on the New York Times Bestsellers list. What's it call?

911
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: It's called Elvis Duran's Where do I begin? Stories? I

912
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: sort of remember from a life lived out loud? And

913
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: I will tell you surprisingly to me anyway, people are

914
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: loving the book. It's got four point nine out of

915
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: five stars on Amazon. There's a couple of a holes

916
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: that say it didn't like it, and that's fine. My

917
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: own husband didn't like it. He thought it was okay,

918
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: but at least did the good thing and left you

919
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: a good review. Yeah, yeah, and he left a beautiful review.

920
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: I will tell you that it warms my heart to

921
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: read some of these reviews. People said they truly truly

922
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: love the book, They love the stories and uh it,

923
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: so take their word for it. Please go to Elvis

924
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: Duran book when it book, Yeah, Elvis Duran Books dot com,

925
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Book book Elvis drambook dot com. Or you can go

926
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: to Amazon or Barnes and Noble anywhere online doing buy

927
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: your book or audible so anywhere we're about to give

928
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: away a book because well we didn't spend money on

929
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: the free for us. Uh. When your book now one

930
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,

931
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: it's gonna be all yours and you'll you too, will

932
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: give a glowing five star review. All right, let's get

933
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: into I need to I'm bad scary. Yeah, intro right here, Elvis,

934
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant. Phone tap. Hey, good morning, Andrew, Hey,

935
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you. We're doing well, We're doing well.

936
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: We're so sorry to hear about your grandfather Ira passing away.

937
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Now, Uh, this is not the

938
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: first time this has happened, and it's an honor to

939
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: get these calls. But Andrew called us and got in

940
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: touch with us after his grandfather Ira passed away. They

941
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: wanted they wanted to remind us that we had phone

942
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: tapped him. Like, how long ago was that, Andrew? Do

943
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: you remember? Yeah, this was in two thousand and four,

944
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: so I was. I was in middle school back then.

945
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: I remember all my friends tell me about it when

946
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: they hurt and on the radio. Wow. And so while

947
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: to hear your grandfather being phone tapped, I mean that

948
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: must have been quite a mind play, right, I mean,

949
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: how was it for you? Oh? It was great. I

950
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: mean we knew it would probably go down the way

951
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: it did. Just because of his personality. So but it

952
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: was better than better than we could have exp I did, honestly.

953
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: So when your grandfather passed away the other day, who

954
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: was it that said, hey, remember that phone tap they

955
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: played on iron? And who brought that up? And why

956
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: it wasn't important for us to uh go find it? Honestly,

957
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: you know, a shout out to my amazing wife who

958
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: really uh stepped up and and and meshes Sam and

959
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: and found this and said hey, I want to do

960
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 1: this for you guys. Then you know, it was amazing.

961
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: And as soon as we heard about it, and I

962
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: told my dad and my family and my mom posted

963
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: about it on Facebook, so you know it's official. Um,

964
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: so it was. It was pretty pretty awesome. We can't

965
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,479
Speaker 1: think of a better way to honor his memory than this. Well,

966
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,479
Speaker 1: you know, and as you listened to this, your grandfather Ira,

967
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: who had quite the fiery spirit, Yeah, that's true. That

968
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: is very true. Well good, you know what, And uh,

969
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm so sorry for your family's loss.

970
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: I know it's very painful. But the memories, the memories alone,

971
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: including you know, remembering your your grandfather Ira through you know,

972
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: the recording of a phone taps to be gotta be

973
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: wonderful too, like go past those memories, think about him.

974
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 1: But to play this back for you and your family

975
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: as an honor and thank you for contacting us. I

976
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thanks so much for doing this, and uh,

977
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: you know it's a great way to its honors memory.

978
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: And I love you Grandpa. Thanks for giving us all

979
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: the reason a smile to say, I appreciate it. Guys, Andrew,

980
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: that's that's so sweet. Sending you big hugs, big hugs

981
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: for you in the family. Now, I'm gonna give you

982
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: time to hang up and go turn on the radio

983
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: so you can hear this. Okay, awesome, Thanks so much, guys, right, Andrew,

984
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: thank you. So this is a way back Wednesday phone

985
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: tap from two thousand and four, Andrews what I said,

986
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: whoa yeah, whoa grandfather Ira as phone tapped on our show.

987
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: Here we go, Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Durant phone tap. Scary.

988
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: What's it all about. I'm on the phone with Steven

989
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: and you want to play a phone tap on your

990
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 1: uncle Ira. Yes, my uncle Ira is a character. Every

991
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: single alid in his house is connected to something, and

992
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: he's waxed head. He must have gone through at least ten.

993
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,959
Speaker 1: That's twelve. Lazy boy reclient since I've known him watching TV,

994
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: so he just totally freak out if he got a

995
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: call from the electric company telling him that we're shutting

996
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: off his electricity. That's his lifeline to the world. Steven,

997
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna do his phone tap on him right now.

998
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: Sounds great. Hello, mister Wyland. Please, my name is Frank

999
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: Appolito with how are you? Yeah, how can I help you?

1000
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: We have an outstanding balance of seventy three dollars and

1001
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: forty one cents from you? What are you? Kidn't me?

1002
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: That's all you need to do is tell me did

1003
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: you hold on? In fact, I was doing my condo computer.

1004
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: Let me just oh, you guys ought to be ashamed

1005
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: of yourself. Really, I'm so upset. Let me see when

1006
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: the last Just stay with me. A six. Okay, don't

1007
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: think I'm being nasty, It's just why the hell do

1008
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: you call me? Answer? I could you four hundred and

1009
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars in sixty cents? Oh? I'm sorry to

1010
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: inform you, but as of today you are what we

1011
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: call a delinquent customer. What are you kidding me seventy

1012
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: three dollars? I could it's one day electricity from you

1013
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: guys for me. At twelve noon, the electricity was about

1014
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: to shut off, so that's why I was. I was also,

1015
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Are you God forbid you do that?

1016
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: And I go back to my law firm. You know

1017
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: we warned you about Oh my, I just gotta How

1018
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: can you shut me off? If I got a bill

1019
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: showing that I don't know you a penny? All right?

1020
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: How can we how can we rectify? How can you

1021
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: look look thirty four years and see if I ever

1022
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: missed paying my bill on time? Where do you get

1023
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 1: to seventy three dollars for? And wouldn't I get a warning?

1024
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you call me? You see what I can do

1025
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: for you, sir? What you could do for a second? Darlene,

1026
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: darn did you come over here? Please? I can't believe this.

1027
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: You can't believe it. How do you think I feel?

1028
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: You guys are getting me so damn upset? I can't

1029
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: even get I can't even straighten this out. It's seventy

1030
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: three dollars, it's outstandings. You're sure you can't do anything?

1031
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: She better do something or your past in a sling.

1032
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: Guys on the phone right now, on the phone, you idiots.

1033
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: It's really angry. I think we should agree. You never

1034
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 1: angry it Darline. You gotta help get the musical. It's

1035
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: like a thrifty Hello. All right, sir, we're here, are

1036
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: working on a fix to make sure that it's all clear.

1037
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: You don't have not that. It's cool, cleard, nothing, it's cleared.

1038
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: You were going to shut If I wasn't home, you

1039
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: would have shut my electricity off. We're not gonna shut

1040
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: you off. You're gonna that's very nice you, Frank. I

1041
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: appreciate it, and not tell me where you got the

1042
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: notification that I allapp standing. And I want to see

1043
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: the notification that you called me or did anything in

1044
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: the in the area of communication to me. All right.

1045
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,479
Speaker 1: We sent three different notices out and on the third

1046
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: one we wrote in big red letters that your electricity

1047
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: would be turned off today if we haven't received payment.

1048
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 1: But how can you shut somebody's electricity off without giving

1049
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: them a warning? I pay an average of three hundred

1050
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: dollars every two months. I understood nothing missed the payment

1051
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: of thirty four years, and you got the world to

1052
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: tell me Day would have shut off my electric to me? Yeah, sir,

1053
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on a second. This is a reason

1054
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,439
Speaker 1: to get This isn't a met game that I'm getting

1055
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: upset about. Darlene. You can't turn it off. Don't do it.

1056
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: Don't do it. You're gonna believe me. I just want

1057
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: to pacify this guy. That's so fine. What do you

1058
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: talk to a baby? Tell him it's not gonna go off.

1059
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: But if it goes off or whatever, if it comes off,

1060
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 1: if I guarantee you your answers to this fling, I'm

1061
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: going over to belmore right now, you're gonna shut it, okay, Hello, Okay,

1062
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: I work things out. You're working it out. I get

1063
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: in the background, Frank, I'm not someone to be pacified

1064
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: like I'm a baby. You're making a big mistake. Say

1065
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: a person was connected to a machine. You're turned off

1066
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: the machine. They're not going to turn it off. So

1067
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: you're fine, You're fine. It's not it's not going to rank.

1068
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you something. Yeah, if it's turned off, you're

1069
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 1: in a lot of problems. If you have anything important

1070
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: connected to the year connected. What's the matter with you?

1071
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: Why are you hedging with me like they're going to

1072
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: shut it off. Isn't there anybody you could talk to?

1073
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: Hey Iira? Yeahscary Jones and you've been phone tapped, you

1074
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: little son of a bit. I get talk. That's me

1075
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: to pick me that I hadn't paid a bill. That's

1076
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: really good seventy I wouldn't even eat that for lunch.

1077
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: And there you go from two thousand and four phone

1078
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: taps Grandpa Ira. That was great. Loved hearing that, you

1079
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: know what, with a grandpa like that, you know, they

1080
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: loved him very, very very much. What an honor to

1081
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: be able to play that. This is what's so great

1082
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: about having these phone taps that have been around for

1083
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: a while. We can actually go back and find something

1084
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: like that. There's so much more to the story than

1085
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: the original. Thank you everyone for getting in touch with us,

1086
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: and thank you for allowing us to play Grandpa Ira. Yeah,

1087
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: that was great, And that was your free book phone Tap.

1088
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: I gotta wish we had more to give away on

1089
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 1: a special day like today with Grandpa Ira. Hello a Lissa, Hi, Well,

1090
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: welcome to the free book phone Tap. You just won

1091
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: a new book. Where Do I Begin? By New York

1092
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 1: Times bestselling author Elvis Duran. I hear he's amazing. That's

1093
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: what I've heard. I've heard he's hung like an elephant. Okay, okay,

1094
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: let me let me. I'm gonna I'm gonna mark this

1095
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: book right now. I'm gonna sign it. Okay, what is

1096
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: your name again? Alyssa A L y s s A. Okay,

1097
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: what do you want me to say? Go? Oh my god,

1098
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Oh my god, I don't even know.

1099
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm just such a huge fan of you guys, and

1100
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If you can hear my son requesting baby

1101
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: shark in the back, please please put a musle on

1102
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: that kid. Hey, listen, thank you. I'm gonna send this

1103
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: out to you right now. Excited. What's your son's name, Austin?

1104
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: You tell Austin. We said, congratulations and thank you so

1105
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: so much. I literally have your book in my Amazon

1106
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: shopping cart right now and I just haven't I haven't

1107
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: bought it yet. Take it out. Listen, thank you for listening.

1108
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: Enjoy the book. You're the best. We sure to appreciate

1109
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: you listening. Hold on much second, enjoy the book. Okay,

1110
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: I mean it has four point nine out of five stars.

1111
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: Wrong that was great singing. Danielle. Let's get into the

1112
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: Danielle Report. Danielle. All right, So a cosmetic surgeon use

1113
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: an old Greek formula to determine that model Bella Hadid

1114
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: is the most beautiful woman in the world. And let

1115
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 1: me tell you she's a piece. She is beautiful, She's

1116
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: a hot piece. I want to know this formula. I know,

1117
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: we do. She's followed by Beyonce Amber heard, Arianna Grande

1118
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: and then Taylor Swift. So if you want to look

1119
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: up this Greek formula, go right, do it. So, Lady Gaga,

1120
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: you have heard, is rereleasing uh some art pop releasing

1121
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: new CD and vinyl versions of that album without her

1122
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: duet with r Kelly. That is not going to be

1123
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: on there after everything that's been going down with him.

1124
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: Good choice. Ah. Yeah. Neil Patrick Harris has joined the

1125
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: cast of the Fourth Matrix movie. We don't know a

1126
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: lot about it yet except that Canoe Reeves will be back.

1127
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,959
Speaker 1: So that's pretty cool. Fourth. Yeah, I missed the other two.

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00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any really, none of them. The first

1129
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: one was pretty damn good. Yeah, I heard They're all amazing. Yes,

1130
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: haven't done it. So Felicity huff Huffman being served her

1131
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: two week prison sentence for her part in that college

1132
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: admission scandal, gets her out a couple of days before Halloween.

1133
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: She also was fined thirty thousand dollars. I'm sorry, Rare

1134
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: you laughing, scariest scaries trying to stretch his spirit. He's

1135
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: trying to stretch the medium so that it's scary, scary, scary.

1136
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a picture with it all you just

1137
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: put it on and suck your gut in for just

1138
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: like sixty seconds. I feel like sausage coming out of

1139
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: the case. Yeah, you're definitely, You're gonna be good. All right,

1140
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: So Felicity going to jail. She's fined thirty thousand dollars.

1141
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: She slapped with two hundred and fifty hours of community service. Sorry,

1142
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Pete Wentz and Fallout Boy released a new

1143
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: line of unisex jewelry. This is pretty cool. And Metallica

1144
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: has a new line of socks. Bro Do you want those? Yes? Okay.

1145
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: Shakira is hoping that she can make that Super Bowl

1146
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 1: halftime show the best gig of her career, I mean

1147
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: her career, I mean, think about it. You get asked

1148
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: to play Super Bowl, it's got to be one of

1149
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: the highlights of it. Better be the best of your career.

1150
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: Right ton In television, we've got a lot the CMT

1151
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: Artists of the Year happening. Also, the Mass Singer is

1152
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: on American Horror Story. Riverdale is on tonight, Rhythm and

1153
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: Flow over on Netflix. You've got the second season payer

1154
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: of Impulse on YouTube, and the series from Me of

1155
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: Limetown on Facebook with Jessica Beal. A lot of people

1156
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: have been talking about that one. Hey, I was supposed

1157
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: to be along on for a book signing tomorrow, but

1158
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be here. They moved it to

1159
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: the twenty third. Okay, So attention, attention all people coming

1160
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: up to the book signing tomorrow night on Long Island.

1161
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: Don't yes, please don't show. I'll be out there at

1162
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: book book. We're book review next Thursday night, which is

1163
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: the twenty third. Next Wednesday night, the twenty third. Yeah.

1164
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: That okay? God, I hope I made Hey, what's up

1165
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: with Holicy? What's up? Guys? I'm kid with Albus Duran.

1166
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: Albus Dan in the morning show. He's the host of

1167
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: the Most listen To Top forty show in America, What

1168
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: Make Love? What are you? I'm the pianist that is

1169
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: the single most annoying sound on the planet. We are imbeciles,

1170
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: Alvis Duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show,

1171
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: did you hear Wendy? I did. Yeah. Wendy Williams is

1172
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 1: getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow,

1173
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: and she asked me to do an opening speech for her.

1174
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: So nice, so I gotta write it. So I'm gonna

1175
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: fly out there and I'll be doing that tomorrow. I

1176
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: think you can watch it live. It's streaming and it's

1177
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: so cool. Congratulations Wendy on your star. That's wonderful. Should

1178
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: write down the street from my star. Yes, And I'm

1179
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: right next to Luther Vandraw. So if anyone wants to

1180
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: start buy for a cold one your star while you're there,

1181
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: of course, I'm gonna go visit my star. I'll like

1182
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: walk by, you know, quickly, like oh there, am goodbye. Yes.

1183
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: But Wendy, it's such an honor to be asked. Thank

1184
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: you for calling me and asking me to speak on

1185
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: your behalf tomorrow. And uh, it's a cool thing. It's

1186
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: it's such a such a great day. Remember how much

1187
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: fun that was. Oh my gosh, it was awesome. That

1188
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: was so much fun, and Chris Martin being there and

1189
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: the whole vibe and the weather was perfect that day,

1190
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: la weather. Yeah. Hey, yeah, we're about to go around

1191
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: the room. May I add tune around the room? Hey?

1192
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: Um circle avocado toast? Okay. Thanks to our friends at Delongy.

1193
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: You know, we have a Delongy coffee cart that comes

1194
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: through once a month and they all does. Delongi machines

1195
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: just make the best coffee without a doubt and always

1196
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: bring a little necks. Today they brought these little crossents

1197
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: crescents whatever you want, calling with an avocado and a

1198
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: little turkey bacon on them, perfect size, and it reminded

1199
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,959
Speaker 1: me of avocado toast, even though these were tasty. Here's

1200
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: why I never fell into the avocado toast hole. One

1201
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: time when it started, I remember being at brunch and

1202
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: this girl's table next to me went, I don't nah,

1203
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what I take A you know what

1204
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get because I hear everyone is uttering that

1205
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: I want the avocadoe house. And because of that, I

1206
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: have never once ordered the avocado toast. Wow. It just

1207
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: seems like such a bougie Am I wrong? No, Yeah,

1208
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: you are right to avoid it, Sam, you're missing out.

1209
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: There's so much you could do with it. It's like

1210
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: saying you're avoiding sandwiches because you heard someone. There's so

1211
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: many different ways to have it. You do have to

1212
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: agree with the avocada. Avocado toast is a bougie boogie

1213
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: brain bogie, but so is brunch in itself. I avous,

1214
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,439
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get avocado. That girl ruined avocado toast

1215
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: for everyone I ever have it. You would order it

1216
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: in a minute if he heard somebody. Ye, especially like

1217
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: that eggs on it. I like my alvo toast. Oh god,

1218
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: you're such an a your jackets, I'm gonna avop totally

1219
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: going to post a picture like Rose all day now.

1220
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: Now we had frozen as anyway, So I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

1221
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: it's gracious, it's fall y'all. But I heard everyone catch that,

1222
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: all right, that's my around the room. It wasn't very positive,

1223
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: wasn't I liked it? I mean toat my goat, Oh

1224
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 1: my god, gosh, please wait, what is the word that

1225
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: they're putting in the dictionary. If so, isn't though, one

1226
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: of those stupid like shelax whatever. Yeah, whatever is they're

1227
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: putting whatever? No, all right, okay, let's try to pick

1228
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: it up. Be positive now, so we'll go. We'll go

1229
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: directly to producer Sam. You're always positive. Love it. I

1230
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: just wanted to remind everyone how important it is to

1231
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: reach out for help when you need it and let

1232
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: everyone know it's okay to not be okay. The other week,

1233
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: I learned about someone that was going through something in

1234
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: high school. It was not a great situation, but the

1235
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: fact that people are okay reaching out about it, that

1236
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: and itself makes me warm. So be that friend that

1237
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: someone can talk to about an issue, even if the

1238
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: issue itself is not positive. And I love the idea

1239
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: of it's okay not to be okay. Yeah, it's still

1240
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: a positive exchange, even if it's around negativity. The fact

1241
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: that you're opening up is so great. Hey, what's up

1242
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: with you? Gandhi? Mine might not be so positive. So now,

1243
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: when I post something on Instagram, we were talking about this.

1244
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: I love to get back to DMS and respond to

1245
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: whatever I possibly can. However, if I post something and

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01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 1: I don't tag where I got it, there's a reason.

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01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 1: It's because I either don't want you to know or

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01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: I have no idea. So I get these messages all

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01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: the time, and then people are like, you're ignoring me. No,

1250
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm keeping my secrets. So I just want to say that. Okay,

1251
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: I know what happened to prompt this. Everyone's asking where

1252
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: I got my tree, and I worked really hard to

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01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 1: find that tree, and I don't want everyone else to

1254
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,959
Speaker 1: have my tree. Okay, Yeah, I love everybody for caring. However,

1255
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:17,959
Speaker 1: it's my tree you find you're very protective about. It's

1256
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: her thing, my funky froggy, my brother. What's you know, Elvis?

1257
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: I know that you're a very smart man. It's National

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01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: Dictionary Day, and so Gray, is it g R E

1259
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: Y or is it g R A y? Which is right?

1260
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: Which is wrong? And what the hell's the difference? You know?

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01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: I canna be honest. I I don't know I spelled

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01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,919
Speaker 1: it g R E Y. Is that wrong? I don't

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01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 1: know what? Uh? The A is traditional American spelling. The

1264
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: e's traditional English spelling, which is easy because he is

1265
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 1: for English. But both are acceptable. Yeah, And it depends

1266
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: on if you're watching Gray's anatomy or not I'm in okay,

1267
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: so we can spell that the way okay, So either's right.

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01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: For the color Gray, I would put a Y. I

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01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: do too. Somebody told me I'll was wrong Gray, I

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01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: would put g R E y Okay. But the good

1271
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: news is that you can do it anyway you want.

1272
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: With you? What's up with you? Daniellow? So yesterday during

1273
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: our podcast and a couple I think during the show,

1274
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,439
Speaker 1: ELBS was talking about how, oh I might not dress

1275
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:16,439
Speaker 1: up for Halloween this year. And let me tell you something.

1276
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: I went to party City yesterday afternoon, and they make

1277
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: it so damn easy for you. They have these huge

1278
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: heads of like a taco cat, a shark. I posted

1279
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: them on my Instagram. All you need to do is

1280
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: have like sweatpants or whatever. Have you got a costume?

1281
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: You go to party City, get me, get me a

1282
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 1: suitable costume and I'll wear it, Okay, a taco cat

1283
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: or escort me, escort a party it Now, you Ranny,

1284
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: you beat me not taking it all right? So I

1285
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: just just this year, I just don't want to dressing.

1286
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: But it's so simple. They make it so simple. Shove

1287
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 1: your head in a mask and you're good. I loved.

1288
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: How gives me all the fields? Oh my god, I

1289
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: want to eat mine too, and so fall with the

1290
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: lava havad toss tost Can we taste him next time? Uh,

1291
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: we're about to get into the three things you need

1292
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: to know, but there is something I want to get

1293
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: to and we've had this on our table for the

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01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: for the overnight. So yesterday on the podcast, we talked

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01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: about Halloween costumes, and so Scary says that his beautiful

1296
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend is going to dress as Jennifer Lopez and that

1297
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: now iconic Jennifer Lopez and Emerald Green Versaci beautiful Emerald

1298
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: Green dress. I mean, once you see someone in this dress,

1299
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: you unless it's scary, you pretty much know what it is.

1300
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: And look, Robin is so beautiful and she can easily

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01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: pull this off. But I think we have the sound.

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01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, where is of what Scary said about his

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01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 1: beautiful girlfriend and this wearing this uh Versaci j Lo

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01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: dress here speaking of slutty costumes, my girlfriend, Yeah, we

1305
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: were talking about slutty costume. He speaking of slutty costumes.

1306
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: My girl friend wanted to do the reboot of the

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01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:05,720
Speaker 1: j Lowe dress the Ground and then they did the

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01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 1: updated version recently. Yet they have this costume out there good,

1309
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: but it's just nothing to it. And we're gonna go

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01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,759
Speaker 1: to like some nightclub where we're going to this party,

1311
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you don't want to get dressed in that?

1312
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,600
Speaker 1: Do you want you to tell her? Tell her what

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01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: to do? I just don't want. I don't know I

1314
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: got the ass? Did you hear that she's she's got

1315
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: no ass? Says Scary K. First of all, I'm not

1316
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:36,679
Speaker 1: the kind of boyfriend who dictates anything to her. Sound

1317
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,600
Speaker 1: pretty much like that. I wanted to make sure that

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01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: you know she's gonna be comfortable because people are going

1319
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: to be passed. No, no, no. What this is about

1320
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 1: is you were embarrassed to be seen with her because

1321
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 1: you don't think she can fill out this dress, which

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01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: I think you're way off. Yeah, you're definitely she's going

1323
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,759
Speaker 1: to look one Producer Sam, listen, I'm just like trying

1324
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: to restrain myself from physically jumping over the stable and

1325
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: smacking you around. Scary Okay, remember that. Okay, I'm about

1326
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: mister spock thing. Remember she know you feel this way?

1327
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeahs as mister spok and guys made fun of me

1328
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,560
Speaker 1: because well, your T shirt was way too small. It

1329
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: was a chubby spock. And some people can't pull off

1330
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: certain outfits hard body is dropped dead forges she can.

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01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 1: She's gonna look it doesn't matter. She's gonna look incredible

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01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: in that outfit. It's also a Halloween costume. If you're

1333
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: worried about the booty, she could buy a fake one

1334
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: and stick it in there, but she doesn't need to.

1335
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: She's gonna look amazing. They have strap on booties, Yeah,

1336
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: of course, I do remember the one you gave away

1337
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 1: at the Christmas. I'll have my strap on booty that

1338
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: you gave away Froggy, you know. Yeah, I think I

1339
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 1: still have a strap on booty. Yeah. I just think

1340
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: we should do a couple. And keep in mind that

1341
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: that j Loo dress, I gotta be honest, it was

1342
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: really mostly about cleavage because it had that very very

1343
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: low neck line. I was at the Grammys when she

1344
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: debuted that dress, and I was sitting next to my mom,

1345
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: and I remember everyone in the audience it was like

1346
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 1: you just lost your breath because you never see you

1347
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,600
Speaker 1: a dress like that. No one had ever dared to

1348
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: do that, and it was just she looks so incredible.

1349
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: So what's scary saying? Uh, Jennifer Lopez owned it and

1350
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:09,680
Speaker 1: that his girlfriend shouldn't even attempt Ye, you stop it

1351
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 1: scary anyway, she wants me to be an eggplant emoji.

1352
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:16,640
Speaker 1: You're acting like one. Here's the thing here, A lot

1353
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: of people, in deciding what costume to wear, they wear

1354
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,720
Speaker 1: what was culturally important and significant from that past year.

1355
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 1: The egg plant emoji was very big this year. So

1356
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: she's trying to hide up there exactly. And then and

1357
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: also that Jennifer Lopez look was a big story. Huh,

1358
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: I got it. The revamp dress. What other big stories

1359
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,759
Speaker 1: happened this year that we could rip off for Halloween? Takashi?

1360
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 1: Someone should be Takashi? Yeah? Who Elvis used to be Takashi?

1361
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: I'll be Takashi six? Yeah, all right done? Riverdale? I

1362
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 1: think we should do the cast of Riverdale had anyway,

1363
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,679
Speaker 1: we just thought that was kind of techy. You said

1364
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: that about her? Now, how did she respond? Well? It

1365
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: all started because I suggested we be Steve and Robin

1366
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,880
Speaker 1: from Stranger Things three. The scoop's hoy I scream still

1367
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 1: costumes now you can? Will you go as the big

1368
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 1: chip thing? No? No, the emoji. Oh yeah, big point. Gary.

1369
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 1: You don't have the good hair to pull off that

1370
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 1: costume anyway. Oh anyway, so thank you, producer Sam. So

1371
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you thinking about? What is today's?

1372
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: It is October sixteenth, so it is really time to

1373
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 1: like it's last minute almost should try to get your

1374
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,640
Speaker 1: Halloween costume together? Ye have you talked about it straight name?

1375
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,640
Speaker 1: What are you going as this year? I had it

1376
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,680
Speaker 1: picked out? What happened? But my significant other won't be

1377
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: the other hat? What is it? I wanted to be

1378
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonk and The Cholder Factor, and

1379
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: she was gonna be Charlie Buckett. Yeah Bucket. Heather is

1380
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: your significant other as you call her, is another example

1381
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 1: of a beautiful, beautiful person who can pull off anything.

1382
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: She can wear. She could do slutty Halloween like I

1383
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: want to do. Yeah, but I can't. She can't. I

1384
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 1: wanted to be this costume. She agreed, Harley is not sexy.

1385
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's a great, crill, clever costume. I've

1386
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:06,840
Speaker 1: got a magic tick, yeah golden. Anyway, what are you doing,

1387
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: producer Sam? Oh? I can't tell you guys yet. Okay, Danielle,

1388
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: I have three costumes picked out, so Gandhi, I have

1389
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 1: three costumes picked out. I don't know which one I'm

1390
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 1: going to be, but they're all inflatable because I like

1391
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 1: to have my distance from people. And it's like it's

1392
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: a it's a she's bringing bumpers. Yeah, you should go

1393
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: as your mystery mysterious Christmas tree. No, people ask where

1394
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: I got it and I can't tell. So I'm serious.

1395
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: Everyone listening, you got to be thinking about this. I mean,

1396
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,560
Speaker 1: if you wait till last minute like I always do,

1397
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,599
Speaker 1: it typically fails and you got to put together everything then, yeah,

1398
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,560
Speaker 1: which you can you can put you always just do

1399
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: a sheet with two holes in it and be the ghosts.

1400
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: I've done that or the invisible man. Just don't show up,

1401
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,559
Speaker 1: I tell you. I mean, it's it's kind of hard

1402
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 1: to top my last couple of years. Yeah, well last year,

1403
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 1: did you you weren't even here for Halloween? Yes? I hid? Yeah,

1404
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: we know that. You know what coming up? I want

1405
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: to get into the seven Cardinal Rules for Life. This

1406
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: is something Gandhi found online at a Simple Thing called Life,

1407
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,640
Speaker 1: and they really are seven important rules that I want

1408
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: to share. I want to talk to you about these

1409
01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: I like them. Let's let's break it on down. You

1410
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I think if you can actually

1411
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: implement these seven things, your life will change for the better.

1412
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 1: At least work on them, you know. So we'll get

1413
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 1: into that in a few minutes. Let's get into the

1414
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: three things you need to know from Gandhi. Also, we

1415
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: have sound with Garrett. What happened to the sound? It's next? Bring? Okay,

1416
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: a sound with Garrett is on the way as well.

1417
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 1: He's got some great stuff today. All right, Gandhi, what's

1418
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: going on right now? Sadly, an NYPD sergeant and Queen's

1419
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: is dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound. Police say

1420
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 1: that he was rushed to the hospital where he was

1421
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 1: pronounced dead late last night. It's the tenth NYPD suicide

1422
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,799
Speaker 1: this year. So if you're a member of the nypding crisis,

1423
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: or if you know somebody you think is, you can

1424
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 1: text the word blue Blue to seven four one, seven

1425
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: four one for help. The Washington Nationals are headed to

1426
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,799
Speaker 1: the World Series for the first time. I'm after sweeping

1427
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,560
Speaker 1: the Cardinals yesterday, and they will take on either the

1428
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,680
Speaker 1: Astros or Danielle's hoping the Yankees, Come on, Yankee, Come

1429
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 1: on Yankees. And finally, the Oxford English Dictionary just added

1430
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: a ton of new words. Danielle references a couple of

1431
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Some of those words include chill as promposal,

1432
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: what evs, fake news, star wars terms, and what we

1433
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,600
Speaker 1: think applies to scary nomophobia, which means anxiety about not

1434
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,519
Speaker 1: having access to your mobile phone M and those are

1435
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 1: three things you know. People are texting in saying, Elvis,

1436
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go as a Takashi six nine. You might

1437
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,160
Speaker 1: get capped. Oh yeah, well, but I love will always

1438
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: love the bad combos of people in costumes. My wife

1439
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 1: is going as the Kool Aid Man and I'm going

1440
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:49,760
Speaker 1: as Jim Jones. That's just that's kinds of bad. Too soon,

1441
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it too soon soon, guys. But when

1442
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: you have like raggedy Andy, right, and then you have

1443
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 1: like a slutty nurse, yeah right? What are the two

1444
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: haven't calm? Don't they needed to have some commonality? No?

1445
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:07,720
Speaker 1: I don't think you have to, but it's cooler if

1446
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,479
Speaker 1: it does. I think it's cooler. That's just a couple

1447
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 1: who didn't agree. Yeah, all right, Gumby and a mummy.

1448
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,719
Speaker 1: They don't have anything in calm. You could wrap gumby

1449
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: up in some or like a recycled costume from last year.

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01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: Because they waited too long and didn't hit a party city.

1451
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 1: Like someone said on the text, I should go as

1452
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 1: the slutty avocado toast. I was so mad. I saw

1453
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,680
Speaker 1: it when just slutty toy Story four costumes and I

1454
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: was like, there's nothing sacred, all right? Taking a break. Also,

1455
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 1: Danielle has another report on the way. What are you

1456
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:40,760
Speaker 1: working on this side? Jennifer Aniston has joined Instagram and

1457
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 1: she blew it up. More from the Mercedes Bands interview Lounge.

1458
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: N I'll horn. It's just good to be back because

1459
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: I'm sick of watching other people sitting in this seat.

1460
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 1: If you snipped that seat, it has the smells of

1461
01:16:52,320 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: many people. Ye buy Mercedes AMG. He prepared for whatever

1462
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,600
Speaker 1: comes your way in the all new GT Fords or

1463
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,679
Speaker 1: Coop because life is a race. Visit your local dealership

1464
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 1: for a test drive today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1465
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm used to being the one with the interesting opinions

1466
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 1: and I love it. I love the different voices on

1467
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: Audible two. I can listen to anything from stories about

1468
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 1: animals to different cultures, sexuality, spirituality, whatever they have it.

1469
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 1: Try it. Your first audiobook is free at audible dot

1470
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 1: com slash Elvis. We have so much to get to today.

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01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 1: We have to get sound in with Garrett. He's got

1472
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:38,120
Speaker 1: some great sound today, including farting. Also, we've got to

1473
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 1: get into the Danielle Report, she's coming in here. We

1474
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: got to get into Oh oh, this list. To get

1475
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 1: into the list, I think that's all we have to do, right,

1476
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Let's start with the list, shall we.

1477
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 1: I love that that Gandhi gave this to me several

1478
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 1: weeks ago and we're just now getting to it because

1479
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: we just we don't really have a roadmap here. There's

1480
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 1: just kind of freestyle the whole show. Every day we

1481
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 1: do we free ball. I mean, seriously, have we ever

1482
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:09,880
Speaker 1: really had a map? No, every time, every time they've

1483
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,559
Speaker 1: given us a map, we've just driven run off right Froggy.

1484
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 1: You know sometimes you see like the Hurricane Spaghetti model

1485
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: and there's just like lines going everywhere. That's our show. Yeah,

1486
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 1: this is the Hurricane Spaghetti model us. Sorry. Anyway, So

1487
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: several weeks ago, you gave me this list from a

1488
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 1: simple thing called life. Yes, it's called the Seven Cardinal

1489
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,640
Speaker 1: Rules for Life. Give me some music. Here we go.

1490
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 1: What do you have? Well? Is it thoughtful or funny? Okay?

1491
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: So do you ever watch like an old film from

1492
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 1: let's say the fifties? And then it's okay? The scene

1493
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,439
Speaker 1: opens and they're on a busy New York City street

1494
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: and a man with a hat and a suit walks

1495
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: out of this apartment to walk to work. Here's the song.

1496
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 1: He walks to work too. He tips his hat mardin.

1497
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 1: She's very happy, very happy, and he does. He says,

1498
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:09,479
Speaker 1: hide everybody morning, I wonder man. Have a nice day, man, Hey, Harry,

1499
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:16,120
Speaker 1: can I have a New York Post? Thank you? Good day, sir.

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01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 1: That's the music that so. I don't think it's really

1501
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:20,760
Speaker 1: good for this bit. Okay, I didn't know if this

1502
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: was a serious thing. How about Okay? This song reminds

1503
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:30,080
Speaker 1: me of like someone hitting mallet a mallet on a skeleton.

1504
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like skeleton bones right here? Ready? Okay, what

1505
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:45,800
Speaker 1: else you have? What? What the hell is this music? Scary?

1506
01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: Sounds like flapper music. People who use the word lover

1507
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 1: listen to it. Hey, I want you to be my love.

1508
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make your big stomp. You gotta sit on

1509
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 1: the couch, me push this button and locked the door.

1510
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: This is like great example of how the show just

1511
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 1: goes right off the map because we're supposed to talk

1512
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 1: about this list, but I need music to okay, what

1513
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 1: kind of lists you're going into it? Funny? Oh god,

1514
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 1: turn that off. This song reminds me of farts that

1515
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 1: sounds like it's yes, it's like really airy fart. I

1516
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 1: just need okay, this is a sort of serious list.

1517
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,880
Speaker 1: It's it's like things to get you through life. Yeah,

1518
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,160
Speaker 1: like sentimental, like let's change our thinking. Here we go

1519
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 1: like pageant music. Try drive the new Cadillac your grandfather's call,

1520
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 1: enjoy the field of the luxuries seats and you'll fleetwood,

1521
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 1: brawl and scary. We're not getting the music yet. I

1522
01:20:56,520 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. I don't know seventies music music you, Yeah,

1523
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 1: I think we found it. They're scatting. Yeah, let's just

1524
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: go without music. All right, We're gonna do the list,

1525
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 1: but I don't have time to do the list. But

1526
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,559
Speaker 1: I like that that music was nice, that it doesn't

1527
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,719
Speaker 1: fit what we're doing. I don't even think we should

1528
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 1: do it now because I think I've kind of ruined

1529
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: the moment. How about this, it's time to give away stuff.

1530
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:41,439
Speaker 1: You sound like Wig Martindale. Welcome to the giveaway Stuff show. Yeah,

1531
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: we need new music. Maybe can we go shopping for

1532
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 1: new music? Yes we can. Where's that store the new music?

1533
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. We need to stream some new music.

1534
01:21:53,479 --> 01:21:57,640
Speaker 1: Where'd this come from? No? No, no, I don't know.

1535
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: Could you imagine this scary was in charge of actually

1536
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:05,000
Speaker 1: making a soundtrack for a movie? What that sound like? Yeah,

1537
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,600
Speaker 1: let's say it's like an adventure film where you have

1538
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 1: people chasing each other in a car chase and they're

1539
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,679
Speaker 1: shooting at each other down the streets of San Francisco,

1540
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: like going over those hills and a and he'd play

1541
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 1: the song fast and furious. I don't know, it doesn't

1542
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:25,559
Speaker 1: match the scene. Like, how can I do a serious

1543
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,800
Speaker 1: list of rules for life when you're playing music like this?

1544
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:37,200
Speaker 1: I don't think you can now serious rules for life?

1545
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 1: This music on Hold? When you call American expression, your

1546
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:52,080
Speaker 1: call is important to us. Please hold. This is when

1547
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,799
Speaker 1: they play when you get off the plane in Hawaii

1548
01:22:53,840 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 1: and they put the lay on your welcome Tom I

1549
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:04,640
Speaker 1: don't know, we're not doing No, we really should move on.

1550
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 1: I smell mental later, that's me. I'm sorry. I'm putting

1551
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 1: CBD oil on my back and neck are really killing

1552
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 1: me today, so I keep trying to not get a headache,

1553
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 1: so I keep putting the CBD relief. Gel Can you

1554
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: put some of that on our show and relieve the pain? Sorry?

1555
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,720
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta get to this last list later.

1556
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 1: This is not gonna work. No, no, no, Maybe we'll

1557
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:30,240
Speaker 1: do sound and Danielle then get to the list. We'll decompressed. No,

1558
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:37,840
Speaker 1: you didn't ruin it. You just the music just doesn't working.

1559
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:49,000
Speaker 1: Life less, Okay, just delete. This is like a flush

1560
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,600
Speaker 1: the format of bad music. So sorry that. You know,

1561
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,120
Speaker 1: we have to kind of take you backstage behind the

1562
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: curtain to see how we put the show together because

1563
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:01,320
Speaker 1: it's just not coming together. I'm sorry we failed. We

1564
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 1: apologize next time. Technical difficulties. Okay, let's get into sound

1565
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: with Garrett. We know that's a crowd pleaser. Yes, all right,

1566
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 1: let's start with Jimmy Kimmel. Last night, so Elton John

1567
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 1: was on promoting his book, which Elvis, you said you're

1568
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: gonna start reading today, and he was talking about Stevie

1569
01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:18,719
Speaker 1: Wonder hanging out with Elton John, and Stevie Wonder wanted

1570
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,880
Speaker 1: to go on Elton john snowmobile. Now you understand why

1571
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:25,200
Speaker 1: this doesn't make sense. Stevie Wonder is blind, and Elton

1572
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,599
Speaker 1: John said, go on my snowmobile. He did. Yes, Stevie

1573
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,400
Speaker 1: wanted to go out on the snowmobile. And Stevie went

1574
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:36,320
Speaker 1: behind the wheel by himself, by himself, and we thought, Okay,

1575
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 1: that's another rival garden. That's him out of the way.

1576
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:49,200
Speaker 1: I just needed to get Phil Collins up goes down

1577
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,680
Speaker 1: the list of people that killed on snowmobile, knocking people off.

1578
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get that book started today. All right,

1579
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,160
Speaker 1: let's talk about a little ASMR. So it is the

1580
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: Halloween season, so Pete Wentz sat down to do a

1581
01:24:59,479 --> 01:25:18,479
Speaker 1: little Queen ASMR with a blow pop bloop. I ever

1582
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:23,080
Speaker 1: gone too far? Yes, yea, all right now Seattle Q thirteen,

1583
01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:26,679
Speaker 1: they were reading the lunch list what was being given

1584
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:30,880
Speaker 1: out in the school district, and they got to marrow Marinara,

1585
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 1: but the reporter said marijuana, say karaokee, chicken with rice

1586
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:39,040
Speaker 1: bowl or tricky sub sandwich and canids. The Mazie dunkers

1587
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 1: and marijuana and marijuana. No, no, no, no, no, very

1588
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:50,559
Speaker 1: interesting day school today, Chicken burger. They're never the rocking rabbie.

1589
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,040
Speaker 1: You'll pay. Yeah, you'll be rocking with garlic coasting in

1590
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:56,880
Speaker 1: takamba bean and cheese with Mexican rice. I have a

1591
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,679
Speaker 1: great day at school kids anyway. I love that they're

1592
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:04,200
Speaker 1: doing the school lunch list. Why do they do that

1593
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 1: in all markets? We should do it on our show.

1594
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:09,320
Speaker 1: We're doing the bean, the black bean, choloopa. All right,

1595
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:12,640
Speaker 1: all right? So you know these music apps where you

1596
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,000
Speaker 1: can record yourself singing with a friend or even a

1597
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:17,600
Speaker 1: celebrity from time to time and they sound amazing. They

1598
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:21,680
Speaker 1: get millions of views. Well, the Schmule app was did

1599
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:25,280
Speaker 1: the opposite. So this couple wanted to do dancing Queen

1600
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,519
Speaker 1: from Aba. You think it's gonna sound great, it's the

1601
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 1: complete opposite. Let us be the judge of that. You know,

1602
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't tell us ahead of time if it's good

1603
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,160
Speaker 1: or bad. It could be great. Maybe it is. Let's

1604
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:39,679
Speaker 1: listen to the Smule apps version of the duo singing

1605
01:26:39,800 --> 01:27:02,320
Speaker 1: Dancing Queen. What could be wrong with this? They gave it,

1606
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:05,080
Speaker 1: They're all they gave it. They're all all right. There

1607
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,640
Speaker 1: is an app that records your sleep to help you

1608
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 1: understand if you're sleeping, well, how many times you're waking up.

1609
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 1: So this guy was using it one night and he

1610
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,799
Speaker 1: woke up the next day to hear what he sounded

1611
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:25,160
Speaker 1: like when he was sleeping. Yeah, here we go, like

1612
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: the scales of farts. Is he running in his sleep?

1613
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: He has such control. Yeah, so he's supposed to record

1614
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 1: his snoring, he's recording his farting. He has sleep crapna.

1615
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:52,120
Speaker 1: You know, he woke up and it was like, that's

1616
01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: not me, that's not me. He has perfect tempo. That's

1617
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:58,559
Speaker 1: better than those other people. All right, Now tonight on Fox,

1618
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:02,080
Speaker 1: the Mask Singer we have we have exclusive clips here.

1619
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,640
Speaker 1: By the way, don't call Danielle while the Mask singers on.

1620
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 1: It's such a great season, all right, So tonight you're

1621
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:15,080
Speaker 1: gonna hear the Leopard sing some Shawn Mendez stitches at Breeze.

1622
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm freaking falling over monies, junk. I know who it is,

1623
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,559
Speaker 1: Letty Kravitz. I think it's Shawn Mendez. I'm go going

1624
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:34,280
Speaker 1: to go that that's not a professional singer. Okay, okay,

1625
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:37,240
Speaker 1: all right, let's go over to Black Widow singing little

1626
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:53,719
Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood. Who could it be? Maybe he didn't carry

1627
01:28:53,760 --> 01:29:02,160
Speaker 1: on Scarlet Johansen. Could be she is the black widow. Oh, guys,

1628
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:04,960
Speaker 1: I know, but you know, you get I think that's

1629
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 1: a professional singer though. So tonight Fox eight eight PMC

1630
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,400
Speaker 1: If our guesses are correct, all right, great sound to day.

1631
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,639
Speaker 1: You're you're a good American. Thank you. Garrett started working

1632
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 1: out for my wedding. He's still working out. Look how

1633
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 1: great he looks, got crazy arms. Just gotta work on

1634
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 1: this shore arms. Look at that, guys. Stop come on,

1635
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:31,920
Speaker 1: I love that expression. Vava la la boom. It's underused. Listen,

1636
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,240
Speaker 1: can we bring thank you? Garrett? Are you done talking

1637
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:39,560
Speaker 1: about me? Yes? Yes, So Garrett Joss brought this into me.

1638
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:43,839
Speaker 1: Actually more Adele clues. Nicki Minajs apparently dropped a bombshell

1639
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:47,160
Speaker 1: in an interview last night with ET, claiming she has

1640
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:50,799
Speaker 1: recorded a new song with Adele. Now. Adele is rumored

1641
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 1: to be dropping new music soon. We know that, and

1642
01:29:53,439 --> 01:29:57,439
Speaker 1: apparently she told Nikki don't say anything. This is a secret,

1643
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:00,439
Speaker 1: and Nicky cannot keep a secret, so she's telling us.

1644
01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:02,639
Speaker 1: So it looks like that might be happening. How cool

1645
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:05,679
Speaker 1: would that fade? That mean? Pretty exciting. Now you're Elton

1646
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 1: john book right, which is out now. It's called Me

1647
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,280
Speaker 1: a Huge. It's just a book about juicy gossip and

1648
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:14,840
Speaker 1: it goes back decades to the cocaine the booze days.

1649
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,880
Speaker 1: At forty three, we learned that he entered rehab and

1650
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,960
Speaker 1: for the first time, learned to operate a washing machine

1651
01:30:21,439 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 1: while he was in rehab. And do you know he

1652
01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:27,840
Speaker 1: written my book all about drug days. I think his

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01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,519
Speaker 1: might be a little more scandalous, he said. Since becoming

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01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,960
Speaker 1: sober and attending a twelve step meeting, he became the

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01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:36,280
Speaker 1: AA sponsor to eminem Oh no, that yeah. Do you

1656
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,920
Speaker 1: know Lady Gaga's the godmother to his child. And it

1657
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:41,680
Speaker 1: goes on and on. It's actually really cool to learn. Wait,

1658
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:45,439
Speaker 1: because I love I have it in my audible shopping

1659
01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:48,800
Speaker 1: cart right now, So to download that. So Lizzo, you

1660
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,240
Speaker 1: know the beginning of her song I just took a

1661
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:54,759
Speaker 1: DNA test. Turns out I'm one hundred percent at that bitch. Well,

1662
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 1: this guy's name is Justin Raisin. He wants five percent

1663
01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 1: of the money, saying that he is the one that

1664
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:03,000
Speaker 1: wrote that opening line. She says, uh huh, had a

1665
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:05,680
Speaker 1: bad breakup and I wrote the song. He claims no

1666
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:07,800
Speaker 1: that he wrote that opening good line. Yeah, it is

1667
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,439
Speaker 1: a great line. Prince Harry and Meghan Marco confirmed that

1668
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,920
Speaker 1: the little baby boy is a redhead, just like daddy.

1669
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 1: If you look at pictures of him, you see the

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01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,599
Speaker 1: little red Fuzzi's poke it out. It's cute. It's gonna

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01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,240
Speaker 1: be a redhead. He's gonna be a ginger. I don't

1672
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 1: know why that excite You're just kiddy. You love the

1673
01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:26,840
Speaker 1: Royal family. Are you watching of the Windsors or whatever

1674
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:32,679
Speaker 1: it's called on the channel Netflix? No, No, that channel

1675
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 1: that NA named after that. Yes, he's a good Oh

1676
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,479
Speaker 1: it's great. I watched episode two last night. All right,

1677
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:41,480
Speaker 1: I have to watch that. And Jennifer Aston has joined Instagram.

1678
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,760
Speaker 1: She did it yesterday. She did it with a full

1679
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:46,880
Speaker 1: on Friends reunion picture and as of this morning, she

1680
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 1: has seven million followers already. You're lord, it's incredible. It's

1681
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 1: gonna grow. Of course. Well, she had a picture, like

1682
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,240
Speaker 1: you said, all the Friends cast together. Is this the

1683
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,200
Speaker 1: first time we've seen one of those? Uh No, I

1684
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,960
Speaker 1: mean it was just you know, them getting together and

1685
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,920
Speaker 1: hanging out. It was cool, but she just has never

1686
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:04,719
Speaker 1: been on social and she was actually talking to her fans.

1687
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:06,519
Speaker 1: They were you know, she was answering the back, which

1688
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:09,120
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. Tonight, CMT Artists of the Year, You've

1689
01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 1: got American Horror Story, Little Riverdale, the Mass Singers on

1690
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:15,759
Speaker 1: a Little Rhythm and Flow on Netflix, in Pulse on YouTube,

1691
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,680
Speaker 1: and Limetown on Facebook. So I had this list that

1692
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:22,120
Speaker 1: Gandhi gave me called the Seven Cardinal Rules for Life,

1693
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,800
Speaker 1: and we got way off track and I thought we

1694
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:25,200
Speaker 1: needed to be a little more serious for us, so

1695
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:27,840
Speaker 1: we decided to do it later the break, but Sue

1696
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:31,960
Speaker 1: Hi Sue Sue sent a text to us saying, I

1697
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:38,880
Speaker 1: can't believe you didn't do the list so annoying. We

1698
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,599
Speaker 1: had to move it because it really requires a little

1699
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,719
Speaker 1: more seriousness, you know what I'm saying. So I'm glad

1700
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,120
Speaker 1: that you're an I'm glad you're annoyed, but you know

1701
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:50,680
Speaker 1: it's good to go to this list. Love, I love Sue.

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01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 1: So annoying. Well, you know, I'm sure this isn't the

1703
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:56,000
Speaker 1: first time we've annoyed you, Sue. We annoyed people every day.

1704
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,920
Speaker 1: Actually is and I can't believe I stopped at text.

1705
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:05,760
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not. I'm not going to hear the list.

1706
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,880
Speaker 1: I gotta tell my morning show how much they're annoying

1707
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:11,800
Speaker 1: me today. Well, we love you too. We're getting we're

1708
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 1: getting to it right now. Thank you for your for

1709
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:16,479
Speaker 1: your direction. I love you too. Even though we're annoying.

1710
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:20,280
Speaker 1: I love that it's so annoying. The Seven Cardinal Rules

1711
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 1: for Life from simple thing and what a simple thing

1712
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,720
Speaker 1: called life? A simple thing of life. It's just a

1713
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,320
Speaker 1: website that has some life hacks and information that you

1714
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 1: might use every day. And by the way, we stole

1715
01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:31,040
Speaker 1: them from them and we posted them at Elvis Duran

1716
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 1: dot com. That's right. We still have a website number

1717
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:36,439
Speaker 1: one and these are great and let's let them soak in. Okay,

1718
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:40,599
Speaker 1: make peace with your past so it won't disturb your present.

1719
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 1: That's hard to do. Yes, yesterday, I was going on

1720
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,479
Speaker 1: and on in my head and with my own inner

1721
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: voices about something that's happened and that I sort of

1722
01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:53,280
Speaker 1: regret but not really a little bit. And uh, I

1723
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,280
Speaker 1: gotta let it go. Do you have something like that, Gandhi? Oh,

1724
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,880
Speaker 1: of course, I mean there are so many things in

1725
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,760
Speaker 1: my life that if I could go back and change them,

1726
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:01,880
Speaker 1: or I would, but I can't. So you just do

1727
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,000
Speaker 1: have to kind of become like, Okay, this is fine,

1728
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:06,720
Speaker 1: including x's, how people dealt with each other, all of that.

1729
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:08,599
Speaker 1: You just you can't change the past, but you can

1730
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:10,880
Speaker 1: learn from it, YEA, make peace with your past so

1731
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:15,000
Speaker 1: it won't disturb your present. Number two, what other people

1732
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:19,360
Speaker 1: think of you as none of your business? Love that one? Wow? Yes, wow,

1733
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,720
Speaker 1: well no way you see our listeners. Sue sent a

1734
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,640
Speaker 1: tech saying you're so annoying. What did I do? We

1735
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:26,120
Speaker 1: had a call or maybe why are we annoying? I

1736
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't let that go. I just think we live in

1737
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:30,839
Speaker 1: a world now where everybody has an opinion and everybody

1738
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 1: is able to share it with you. And if you

1739
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:34,280
Speaker 1: really let that stuff stop your day, you're going to

1740
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:36,439
Speaker 1: have a problem. I am getting better at that day.

1741
01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:38,120
Speaker 1: Are you guys getting better at the older you get?

1742
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:41,400
Speaker 1: Are you getting better at letting things other people think slide? Yeah?

1743
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying right, not quite there yet. Number three, which

1744
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,439
Speaker 1: I brought up yesterday. I think this is so important.

1745
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Time heals almost everything. Give it time. I think yesterday

1746
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:56,920
Speaker 1: we're talking about loss. When you lose someone, it hurts

1747
01:34:56,960 --> 01:35:00,760
Speaker 1: so much, and you know you when you're going through it,

1748
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 1: you just think it's always going to feel this way,

1749
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:07,200
Speaker 1: you will always miss them, but it it changes to

1750
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:09,479
Speaker 1: a different feeling. It's kind of hard to explain, you

1751
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:11,880
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Absolutely, your life never goes back

1752
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,439
Speaker 1: to normal, but you find a new normal after time.

1753
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:17,400
Speaker 1: I think that we are so tuned in to instant

1754
01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:21,960
Speaker 1: gratification where everything has to happen now that also includes grieving,

1755
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:25,720
Speaker 1: getting over things, learning to live with things. We need

1756
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:27,719
Speaker 1: to understand it. Today is not your last day, Tomorrow's

1757
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:30,759
Speaker 1: not your last day. You have time. Time will heal.

1758
01:35:31,479 --> 01:35:33,479
Speaker 1: And I think it goes the other way too with

1759
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,280
Speaker 1: work and if you're working towards something, sometimes things take time.

1760
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:39,640
Speaker 1: So time not only heals, but time gives you a

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01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:43,120
Speaker 1: lot of other opportunity. Number four, No one is in

1762
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 1: charge of your happiness except for you. Absolutely, yep. If

1763
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:51,280
Speaker 1: you depend on others for your happiness, you're going to

1764
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,400
Speaker 1: be let down every single time, and you're also giving

1765
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:56,400
Speaker 1: them control of your life. Yes, so I'm not going

1766
01:35:56,439 --> 01:36:01,000
Speaker 1: to depend on you straightening for my happiness, no more nothing. Yeah,

1767
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:02,720
Speaker 1: you're in charge of your happiness. You have to take

1768
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,439
Speaker 1: responsibility when you start blaming others for bad things in

1769
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:08,160
Speaker 1: your life. You know surely they can spark things, but

1770
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,880
Speaker 1: how you handle them is totally up to you. Number five,

1771
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:16,240
Speaker 1: don't compare your life to others and don't Yes, don't

1772
01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:18,360
Speaker 1: compare your life to others. You have no idea what

1773
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:22,120
Speaker 1: their journey is all about. That is true. True surface

1774
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 1: always looks great, especially on Instagram. Exactly everything I think

1775
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,120
Speaker 1: things are alive, Like we talk about this. A picture

1776
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,280
Speaker 1: says a thousand words, but it's not always a thousand

1777
01:36:29,520 --> 01:36:33,240
Speaker 1: accurate words. Exactly. Number six on the list, stop thinking

1778
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:36,200
Speaker 1: too much. It's all right not to know the answers.

1779
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:38,120
Speaker 1: They will come to you when you least expect it.

1780
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:41,120
Speaker 1: I so love that thinking too. This is look. I

1781
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time alone, and I find that

1782
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,920
Speaker 1: in that alone time I can sometimes creep into that

1783
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,840
Speaker 1: world where your inner voices start talking to Yet, yeah,

1784
01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:52,040
Speaker 1: and you think too much? You overthink things. I actually,

1785
01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:55,400
Speaker 1: do you have dialogue? Do you have outward speaking dialogue? Yet?

1786
01:36:55,439 --> 01:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes argue much with people who aren't there? Is that

1787
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,800
Speaker 1: thinking too much? I think so? Some One day a

1788
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:04,160
Speaker 1: person told me that I was suffering from paralysis by

1789
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:06,920
Speaker 1: analysis and I just needed to stop. He's like, you're

1790
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,719
Speaker 1: over analyzing everything about this situation. Just stop. Whatever's gonna

1791
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:13,680
Speaker 1: happen is gonna happen. Hard to do that, though, How

1792
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,439
Speaker 1: do you find a way to do it? Meditate? I mean,

1793
01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:17,320
Speaker 1: what can you do to get all these voices out

1794
01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:22,320
Speaker 1: of your head? Usually weed that hands an extra voice.

1795
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:26,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes yea weed makes me worse. Yeah, frog. I've tried

1796
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:28,040
Speaker 1: to prepare for a meeting, like You've got a meeting

1797
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:30,599
Speaker 1: with a coworker or whatever, and before the meeting, I'm

1798
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,360
Speaker 1: in my head thinking of all the terrible things that

1799
01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:34,280
Speaker 1: the meeting could be about, and how I'm going to

1800
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:36,400
Speaker 1: defend myself on this and then the other. And then

1801
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:39,120
Speaker 1: when the meeting happens, it's nothing like what I thought

1802
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 1: it was in my mind, and I've stressed myself out

1803
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:44,240
Speaker 1: completely when it had nothing to do with what I thought.

1804
01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:47,479
Speaker 1: I do that all the time. It's so bad. Number

1805
01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:51,839
Speaker 1: seven and final, finally, on the seven Cardinal Rules for life, smile.

1806
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:56,160
Speaker 1: You don't own all the problems in the world. Are

1807
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,840
Speaker 1: you like that? Do you do? You find that you're

1808
01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,559
Speaker 1: the person who people go to when they they need

1809
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:05,280
Speaker 1: help or they need advice. Yes, well you would think

1810
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:07,400
Speaker 1: that that's a compliment, but not not all the time.

1811
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:10,120
Speaker 1: You got to remember that sometimes people need to travel

1812
01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:11,840
Speaker 1: in their own lane and experience their own problems. You

1813
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,960
Speaker 1: can't solve everything, but you just can't solve all the

1814
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: problems in the world. Wow, And sometimes it feels really

1815
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,599
Speaker 1: heavy when you feel like you have to be doing that. Yep,

1816
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:23,439
Speaker 1: so you just have to realize you can't. Elvis durand

1817
01:38:23,479 --> 01:38:25,479
Speaker 1: dot com. Check out the list, it's right there. Oh yeah,

1818
01:38:25,479 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 1: we got to it too. Are you happy? Are still annoying?

1819
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,880
Speaker 1: It's a heavy list. It is, it is. We're still annoying,

1820
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:36,320
Speaker 1: but for the reasons yeah, pretty much. So. Yeah, he's scary.

1821
01:38:36,479 --> 01:38:38,519
Speaker 1: It just it sounded better with no music. That would

1822
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:41,040
Speaker 1: have been the Well, here's the final music. Scary shows

1823
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:55,880
Speaker 1: the Cardinal Rules for smiles a lot more cerebral than

1824
01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:58,320
Speaker 1: the rest of I love them. The monks, they're good.

1825
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:04,920
Speaker 1: Thanks you. Life is a gift. Life is fabulous, Life

1826
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:07,519
Speaker 1: is great. Life is full of surprises, and some of

1827
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:10,479
Speaker 1: them are sad, some of them are heart wrenching, some

1828
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:15,560
Speaker 1: of them are fabulous surprises. So things are good and

1829
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 1: if they're not. Now they will be because time will

1830
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:25,120
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1838
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1842
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Speaker 1: you know, every once in a while, when all the

1858
01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:49,360
Speaker 1: stupid stuff comes out of our show, we talk about

1859
01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:52,040
Speaker 1: something and it turns into a big thing and I

1860
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,479
Speaker 1: don't know how, but it did. The things you've thrown

1861
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:57,200
Speaker 1: while you were mad was that yesterday show? It was yesterday.

1862
01:40:57,280 --> 01:40:59,960
Speaker 1: We talked about that yesterday and we're still getting response

1863
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:02,280
Speaker 1: from that. People are still talking about the things they

1864
01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:05,000
Speaker 1: threw when they were mad. People throw stuff, Yeah, they do,

1865
01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:08,880
Speaker 1: obviously more more people than I thought. We learned so

1866
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,920
Speaker 1: much about the human condition on this show. You know

1867
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:13,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And hey, call us now if you've

1868
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:17,080
Speaker 1: thrown something while you're mad, kaboo. I mean, everyone recalled

1869
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:19,840
Speaker 1: something they threw. I remember one time I was mad.

1870
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,160
Speaker 1: I didn't throw something. I opened a book and ripped

1871
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:27,360
Speaker 1: the pages. Ask Alex about that one. Did it make

1872
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,360
Speaker 1: you feel better though, when you've thrown things, ripped out

1873
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:31,920
Speaker 1: the pages, did you feel a little better now because

1874
01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:34,560
Speaker 1: it's in the middle of being really angry. Yeah, I

1875
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,120
Speaker 1: mean it was. I don't even know what book it was.

1876
01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:39,320
Speaker 1: Wasn't mine. I'm telling you what. Burning photos of people

1877
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:42,559
Speaker 1: that you dislike is so satisfying. See, that's a premeditated thing.

1878
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:45,479
Speaker 1: It is. So if someone has screwed you over Gandhi

1879
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,080
Speaker 1: and you take their photo, you have to take You

1880
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:48,960
Speaker 1: have to get the photo, you have to set it

1881
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,599
Speaker 1: on something that's not going to catch on fire. Then

1882
01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:52,040
Speaker 1: you have to find a lighter, then you catch it

1883
01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: on fire. I mean there's almost a ritual thing, and

1884
01:41:55,920 --> 01:41:58,560
Speaker 1: there's something going on. There's who's a witch and she

1885
01:41:58,720 --> 01:42:02,519
Speaker 1: does something to it. Yeah. But if you're like you

1886
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:04,439
Speaker 1: opened a book and ripped a pages out, that's like boom.

1887
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:06,720
Speaker 1: Or I could pick up something and throw it. Oh yeah,

1888
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:09,640
Speaker 1: that's that would be me. Yeah, yeah, I would do that.

1889
01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:11,880
Speaker 1: I did it too, scary. I throw shoes last night.

1890
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:14,559
Speaker 1: Actually not had somebody though, but you didn't have time

1891
01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:16,160
Speaker 1: to think about it. You just picked him up. I

1892
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,600
Speaker 1: took him off my feet, and as I'm taking I

1893
01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:19,800
Speaker 1: was so aggravated at something. As I'm taking them off

1894
01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:23,160
Speaker 1: my feet. I took one and I went who wasn't

1895
01:42:24,479 --> 01:42:26,479
Speaker 1: family member? And then the other shoes, I took it

1896
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:30,360
Speaker 1: off a way, so both shoes on the ground like that. Okay,

1897
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:33,000
Speaker 1: I didn't throw them at anyone. But let's let's investigate

1898
01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:35,400
Speaker 1: Gandhi for just a moment. In Yeah, let's talk about

1899
01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:39,840
Speaker 1: your premeditated uh burning of the picture. Yes, because it

1900
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:43,599
Speaker 1: takes time to carry this out, Yes, it does. Well,

1901
01:42:43,680 --> 01:42:45,679
Speaker 1: I mean it's only happened a few times in my life,

1902
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:48,720
Speaker 1: but there was just one person. One well, there's one

1903
01:42:48,760 --> 01:42:51,640
Speaker 1: person that I did it too, three times. So I

1904
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:54,639
Speaker 1: really needed to purge everything about her from my life,

1905
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:56,599
Speaker 1: all of the junk that she left at my house,

1906
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:58,840
Speaker 1: all the photos that I had with her, anything that

1907
01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:00,800
Speaker 1: just reminded me of her, smell like her, looked like her.

1908
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:02,920
Speaker 1: She had to go. How long ago was that? Um?

1909
01:43:03,439 --> 01:43:06,439
Speaker 1: Maybe like nine years ago? Okay? Is she still out

1910
01:43:06,439 --> 01:43:09,200
Speaker 1: of your life? Hell? Yeah? Okay, never to enter back

1911
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,240
Speaker 1: in there. Um, but I just really need to get

1912
01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:12,639
Speaker 1: rid of all of it. And I was so angry.

1913
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even want her to have a chance of

1914
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:16,080
Speaker 1: getting it back, and I didn't want to look at her,

1915
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:17,600
Speaker 1: so I burned all of it. And I had no

1916
01:43:17,720 --> 01:43:20,760
Speaker 1: idea how satisfying burning those photos was, but man, it

1917
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:22,400
Speaker 1: felt that I just got to watch her face just

1918
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:24,920
Speaker 1: melt away in the fire. Wow. I mean that was

1919
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:28,479
Speaker 1: a deeply rooted issue you had her obviously still have it.

1920
01:43:28,479 --> 01:43:29,600
Speaker 1: If I see her right now, IM a puncher in

1921
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:32,920
Speaker 1: the throat. No, you wouldn't. I would stop it. Remember

1922
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:35,280
Speaker 1: that list you just gave us saying, the past is

1923
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:37,280
Speaker 1: the past. You have to let the past go. Yeah,

1924
01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:41,040
Speaker 1: read number whatever, But the past into you sometimes it's

1925
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:45,519
Speaker 1: a throaty. No, I'm telling you you guys would be

1926
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,599
Speaker 1: on my side. You would be on my side. Please

1927
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:51,080
Speaker 1: tell everyone you're kidding. Find I'm kidding. For the air

1928
01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:55,679
Speaker 1: she I do know why this is the girl. Yeah,

1929
01:43:55,960 --> 01:43:59,280
Speaker 1: and I understand where she's coming from because this person

1930
01:43:59,439 --> 01:44:01,760
Speaker 1: is just a horrible human being. Okay, I get to

1931
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:04,000
Speaker 1: see what she did. Let's talk about what Gandhi's done,

1932
01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:05,880
Speaker 1: and let's think about how we can play. Is there

1933
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,759
Speaker 1: something or someone in your life that you really truly

1934
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:12,200
Speaker 1: need to have a ceremony, because that was basically a

1935
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:15,040
Speaker 1: ceremonial thing. You actually ceremony. You took time to find

1936
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:17,280
Speaker 1: these items, to burn them, and to watch them go slowly.

1937
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:19,800
Speaker 1: This wasn't like throwing a book because you're mad. No,

1938
01:44:20,640 --> 01:44:23,880
Speaker 1: So I mean, yeah, I mean, Daniel, you've never like

1939
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:29,080
Speaker 1: planned out No, no, some kind of ceremony I probably

1940
01:44:29,160 --> 01:44:32,600
Speaker 1: if I know, I've never, I mean I would like

1941
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:35,120
Speaker 1: to have. I know, I do stuff out. I have

1942
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:38,160
Speaker 1: to be really angry by time. I feel remorse after

1943
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:40,439
Speaker 1: being a jackass. Like if I do if I throw

1944
01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:43,479
Speaker 1: something or damage something or get mad or scream at somebody,

1945
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:46,439
Speaker 1: I feel remorse pretty soon thereafter. So if I plan

1946
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:49,360
Speaker 1: something out, reality kicks in. I'm like, yeah, you shouldn't

1947
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:51,920
Speaker 1: do that. That one time that the girl threw up

1948
01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:54,200
Speaker 1: in the limousine, Okay, but I was writing that case.

1949
01:44:55,280 --> 01:44:57,880
Speaker 1: Oh so wait, so Froggy. I went out there for

1950
01:44:57,960 --> 01:45:01,120
Speaker 1: one of Lisa's birthday celebrations and Froggy got us a

1951
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:04,439
Speaker 1: limo that he got on loan from somebody. They still

1952
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:06,960
Speaker 1: have limos. Yeah, this was years ago, and a grown

1953
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:11,720
Speaker 1: woman threw up all over the limo and Froggy was responsible.

1954
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 1: And I have never seen mister Froggy that mad. He

1955
01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:18,120
Speaker 1: was not an advocat for that night. Wow, it was

1956
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:22,479
Speaker 1: not good. Yeah it was. I didn't throw up, wasn't so? Yeah,

1957
01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:24,439
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how we kind of got subject.

1958
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,120
Speaker 1: I can see how mad you were, right, I was mad.

1959
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:29,840
Speaker 1: But you didn't throw something, did you? No? No, no, no, no.

1960
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:31,920
Speaker 1: I know I think I did. But but in that

1961
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:35,080
Speaker 1: point I was justified in my feelings. But you ask

1962
01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:38,400
Speaker 1: if I've ever planned anything, and I generally tend to

1963
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:41,040
Speaker 1: come to my senses and say, hey, you should just

1964
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:43,560
Speaker 1: move on. If I planned something out, I have to

1965
01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:46,120
Speaker 1: react immediately, and then I feel remorse. Well, there's two

1966
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:48,120
Speaker 1: I think they're two different things. If you if you

1967
01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:51,080
Speaker 1: act out immediately throwing something out of anger or ripping

1968
01:45:51,080 --> 01:45:53,320
Speaker 1: two pages out of a book like I did, it's

1969
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 1: just you almost can't control it in a way. But

1970
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,479
Speaker 1: if you stop and go, Okay, I'm gonna get all

1971
01:45:59,479 --> 01:46:01,720
Speaker 1: these pictures of this friend of mine together, and I'm

1972
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:03,360
Speaker 1: going to find a place where I won't burn down

1973
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:05,280
Speaker 1: the house. I'm going to burn them all. That is,

1974
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:09,240
Speaker 1: like I said, premeditated. I gotta think this thing through,

1975
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:13,360
Speaker 1: because that's that's some serious stuff. Yes, it was, you

1976
01:46:13,479 --> 01:46:15,200
Speaker 1: were right, I'd premeditated all of it. It was a

1977
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:17,280
Speaker 1: slow burn. Well, I have never done this before. I

1978
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:21,439
Speaker 1: did it work. Yeah, you really truly feel a nice

1979
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:25,240
Speaker 1: separation cut off. I felt a lot better about the situation.

1980
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what. Watching a photo burn is very satisfying.

1981
01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:30,720
Speaker 1: If you're angry. She don't have photos anymore. They're all

1982
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:32,640
Speaker 1: digital on my camera. I print stuff out all the time.

1983
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:36,320
Speaker 1: I have a little Instacts printer polaroid. Yeah, another reason

1984
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:38,599
Speaker 1: to love Instacs. Thinks you're awesome. We can burn pictures

1985
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:42,680
Speaker 1: of friends, Yes, yes I can. There's a market for that.

1986
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:45,400
Speaker 1: They should go for that. Well, you remember how a

1987
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:48,000
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day the radio station would have like the big

1988
01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:50,560
Speaker 1: Valentine's the wood chipper. Yeah, they'd have the why you

1989
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:53,920
Speaker 1: would put the pictures and you put it and you

1990
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 1: put all your pictures through this wood chipper and it

1991
01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:59,200
Speaker 1: comes out on the other end and shreds. That sounds glorious,

1992
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:03,280
Speaker 1: straight eyes. Have you ever had a premeditated service we

1993
01:47:03,439 --> 01:47:09,800
Speaker 1: actually ritualistically burned something? Oh god, yeah, yes, you had

1994
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:15,920
Speaker 1: absolutely so you really. Yeah, you had to think it

1995
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:17,960
Speaker 1: through and had to plan. I had a pile and

1996
01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:21,280
Speaker 1: I had a place to burn stuff, and I had

1997
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:23,760
Speaker 1: burned it all. It was great. Well that's another thing

1998
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:27,599
Speaker 1: we do in Santa Fe every year. Uh, they torch Zzobra. Yeah,

1999
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:31,599
Speaker 1: and it's this huge fourty foot tall marionette that screams

2000
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:33,360
Speaker 1: where they catch them on fire and you're actually it's

2001
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:35,960
Speaker 1: kind of scary and freaky, but it's you're actually burning

2002
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:38,360
Speaker 1: up the year of dread. You know, anything that in

2003
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:40,439
Speaker 1: the past year screwed you over, you write it down

2004
01:47:40,479 --> 01:47:41,760
Speaker 1: on a piece of paper, put it at the feet

2005
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:46,599
Speaker 1: of Zzobra. Yea, and I like that. Yeah, it's weird

2006
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:50,880
Speaker 1: seeing this marionette moving and screaming, like, oh, that's on fire.

2007
01:47:51,960 --> 01:47:55,919
Speaker 1: I'll never see that again. Do you think that anybody

2008
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:59,400
Speaker 1: in this room has had somebody do that for them? Oh? Yeah,

2009
01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:03,639
Speaker 1: for sure. Wow, Daniell, Okay, you vollowed that right back. Huh.

2010
01:48:03,800 --> 01:48:06,120
Speaker 1: I wonder. I wonder there's a couple of people. I

2011
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:10,320
Speaker 1: wonder if they ever did something like that to you. Yeah, yeah, no,

2012
01:48:10,439 --> 01:48:11,920
Speaker 1: I know, I know what's happened to me. At least

2013
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:14,000
Speaker 1: twice one had vooted all someone else burned all my stuff.

2014
01:48:14,040 --> 01:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I do know people who have

2015
01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:17,840
Speaker 1: been very very mad at me. But of course you

2016
01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:20,759
Speaker 1: know me, mister justification. Well yeah, that was their problem,

2017
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:25,720
Speaker 1: not mine, and it was wasn't me, it was there.

2018
01:48:26,479 --> 01:48:33,240
Speaker 1: Good morning. O god, my god, we've all control of

2019
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:45,120
Speaker 1: the show in the morning show. Well, you know our

2020
01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:50,880
Speaker 1: buddy Tony Molay. Yeah, his sister's birthdays today, Lala Molay, Oh,

2021
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Lala is that real? Yeah? It is your name? Have

2022
01:48:54,800 --> 01:48:59,519
Speaker 1: your birthday, Lala. Did you have a friend named Philip?

2023
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:03,400
Speaker 1: Philip Philip philippie I? Did they really liked that name?

2024
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:07,880
Speaker 1: They love Philippi's Philips. Happy birthday, Lala, Philip Phillips. That's

2025
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:12,040
Speaker 1: right from American Idol. What Nate? My friend Dustin married

2026
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:15,719
Speaker 1: a girl named Dustine. Not even that's a name, Dustin

2027
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:20,000
Speaker 1: and Dustine. Yeah, that's too much. Hey, I'm just looking

2028
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:22,880
Speaker 1: down the list of things we can talk about tomorrow. Uh.

2029
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:25,720
Speaker 1: Have you ever broken up with someone but it was

2030
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:29,720
Speaker 1: somewhat amicable? Amicable, it was okay, and you decided to

2031
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:31,640
Speaker 1: like have a little glass of wine with them as

2032
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:34,160
Speaker 1: you're breaking up, and you know it's over and it's sad,

2033
01:49:34,280 --> 01:49:36,879
Speaker 1: but it's time to move on, right, So you decide

2034
01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:39,640
Speaker 1: to admit to them who you cheated with while you

2035
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:42,439
Speaker 1: were with them. Oh my god, is it really necessary

2036
01:49:42,520 --> 01:49:45,240
Speaker 1: to let them know that you saw someone else while

2037
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:46,800
Speaker 1: you were with them? First of all, if you're breaking

2038
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:49,960
Speaker 1: up and it's amicable, like I said, it's not gonna

2039
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:52,320
Speaker 1: be amicable after that. Absolutely not. I don't know. But

2040
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:54,880
Speaker 1: they're only doing that to clear your own conscious. Of course,

2041
01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:58,160
Speaker 1: why not. But there's something cathartic about it, like, oh god,

2042
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,280
Speaker 1: it's got to let you know for you, it is

2043
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,200
Speaker 1: not for them. There was someone because I broke up

2044
01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:05,040
Speaker 1: with someone once and we had the you know, the

2045
01:50:05,240 --> 01:50:08,479
Speaker 1: exit review, like why you know why it didn't work,

2046
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:10,599
Speaker 1: and but we love each other, but it's just time

2047
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:15,120
Speaker 1: to move on. And I remember saying, well, yeah, well

2048
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:17,240
Speaker 1: because I knew he cheated on me already, which is

2049
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:19,040
Speaker 1: one of the reasons we broke up. Maybe I wanted

2050
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:21,960
Speaker 1: to do it to like get even. I think that's different. Yeah, yeh.

2051
01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:24,080
Speaker 1: If the person is a Jackquad, then that's definitely well

2052
01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:26,439
Speaker 1: it was in the Jackquad. This is what happened Jack Quad.

2053
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:29,320
Speaker 1: If he is, then then you know by the way

2054
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:32,040
Speaker 1: it was, No, that was not how it was couched.

2055
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:35,200
Speaker 1: It was more of a look you know, the times

2056
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:37,439
Speaker 1: you know, I found out about you, you know, doing

2057
01:50:37,520 --> 01:50:40,120
Speaker 1: these things. I gotta let you know. You know, after

2058
01:50:40,240 --> 01:50:42,120
Speaker 1: a while it wore me down and I ended up

2059
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:47,600
Speaker 1: doing something too. I'm only human, Okay, thanks Jon. On

2060
01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:51,960
Speaker 1: the other you know that it's real anyway. So do

2061
01:50:52,120 --> 01:50:54,320
Speaker 1: we need to know that you're saying no? Not if

2062
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:55,960
Speaker 1: you want it to stay amicable. If you're like I'm

2063
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:58,240
Speaker 1: gonna burn this relationship to the ground and never want

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01:50:58,240 --> 01:50:59,920
Speaker 1: to speak to them again, then yeah, er it all out.

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01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:02,000
Speaker 1: But if you want to stay friendly, no, I don't

2066
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:04,639
Speaker 1: think I would be okay with someone we actually stayed friendly.

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01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:07,280
Speaker 1: We did okay, Good for you, guys. I'm mature, okay,

2068
01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:08,720
Speaker 1: So we can bring that up tomorrow. Also, I want

2069
01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:12,920
Speaker 1: to bring up daddy issues. Oh why, what's so funny?

2070
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:15,840
Speaker 1: There's just so many layers to that. Guys and girls

2071
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:18,479
Speaker 1: daddy issues. People don't talk about guys with daddy issues.

2072
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,160
Speaker 1: They have them too. Yeah. So when a girl dates

2073
01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:24,120
Speaker 1: an older guy, does that mean that he has issues

2074
01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:28,120
Speaker 1: or she has issues? When a guy dates an older woman,

2075
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:31,519
Speaker 1: does that mean he has issues? Go straight? Nate. For instance,

2076
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:33,240
Speaker 1: you were into older women for a while. Yeah, did

2077
01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:36,360
Speaker 1: you have a mommy? I don't know. I'm still trying

2078
01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:39,960
Speaker 1: to figure that out. I really, I mean some psychotherapy,

2079
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:43,240
Speaker 1: yeah they were. But look, look, look, just because you

2080
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:45,519
Speaker 1: date someone much older than you doesn't mean you have issues.

2081
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:47,640
Speaker 1: I think we got to get that out of the way. No,

2082
01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:49,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm married somebody older than me. I

2083
01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:53,920
Speaker 1: don't have that much. When a guy dates an older guy,

2084
01:51:53,960 --> 01:52:00,600
Speaker 1: does that mean he has issues? You know? Okay, I

2085
01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:04,400
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking. Alex is almost forty years old. I don't

2086
01:52:04,439 --> 01:52:08,120
Speaker 1: think much, so I wasn't thinking. And so to say

2087
01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:10,280
Speaker 1: that he has dab he definitely doesn't have daddy issues.

2088
01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:13,519
Speaker 1: I'm the first guy he ever dated who was this

2089
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:18,439
Speaker 1: much older than him. Oh nice, a senior. Don't say

2090
01:52:18,439 --> 01:52:21,639
Speaker 1: it that way. When a girl dates an older girls,

2091
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:24,080
Speaker 1: that means she has issues. I'm just wondering. I'm wondering.

2092
01:52:24,520 --> 01:52:26,240
Speaker 1: I bet there are many people out there who date

2093
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,280
Speaker 1: much older and they can admittedly say, hey, yeah, you

2094
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:31,400
Speaker 1: know what I need that in my life. That is

2095
01:52:31,479 --> 01:52:33,960
Speaker 1: better for me. I don't think it's always a daddy

2096
01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:36,280
Speaker 1: or a mommy issue, though. Sometimes people are just yeah,

2097
01:52:36,439 --> 01:52:40,200
Speaker 1: or you're attracted to whoever you're attracted to. Selena Gomess.

2098
01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:45,640
Speaker 1: The heart wants what it wants what according Well, they

2099
01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 1: say half your age plus seven, right right, that's the

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01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:50,040
Speaker 1: appropriate age to day, So you could technically date a

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01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:53,639
Speaker 1: thirty four and a half year old. So he's way Yeah,

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01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:59,360
Speaker 1: Alex is way in my wheelhouse. Yeah if your age

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01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:02,760
Speaker 1: plus seven, Yeah, that's what the formulas supposed to half

2104
01:53:02,840 --> 01:53:06,360
Speaker 1: my agees. Wait, that's old too, I can find a

2105
01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:09,160
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old. Damn, I'm ready to roll anyway. No,

2106
01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:13,000
Speaker 1: you're not. You're married, sir. We think it is calling.

2107
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:19,200
Speaker 1: Can I see who it is? I can't okay dating

2108
01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:25,120
Speaker 1: thirty year olds? See you later? You're married. I'm kidding,

2109
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:27,560
Speaker 1: I would never. Let's take a break. We have to

2110
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:29,320
Speaker 1: go talk to a mystery, a guest who will be

2111
01:53:29,400 --> 01:53:31,040
Speaker 1: on the show in a couple of days. We'll leave

2112
01:53:31,080 --> 01:53:32,880
Speaker 1: it at that. Look, I did well, I didn't say who.

2113
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:34,920
Speaker 1: It was nice, all right? So tomorrow on the show,

2114
01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:37,840
Speaker 1: is it okay to admit that you cheated on them

2115
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:39,920
Speaker 1: while you were with each other as you're breaking up?

2116
01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:42,000
Speaker 1: And do you have daddy issues? All right? What a

2117
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:46,519
Speaker 1: busy day Tomorrow the Celebrity Buzz Podcast with Garrett Gossip

2118
01:53:46,600 --> 01:53:49,559
Speaker 1: columnist Rob Shooter, we go to Victoria's Secret to see

2119
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,519
Speaker 1: the models. Leo does it as a reminder of who

2120
01:53:52,640 --> 01:53:58,080
Speaker 1: he hasn't dated yet. The Celebrity Buzz podcast new episodes

2121
01:53:58,240 --> 01:54:02,080
Speaker 1: every week on the iHeart Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

2122
01:54:02,439 --> 01:54:05,160
Speaker 1: I recently worked with a mixologist on some killer Bloody

2123
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:07,560
Speaker 1: Mary recipes and there was a game changer involved. That

2124
01:54:07,680 --> 01:54:10,360
Speaker 1: game changer was Cholula hot sauce. I was so shocked

2125
01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:12,800
Speaker 1: and surprised by the awesome flavor it had kick, It

2126
01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:16,120
Speaker 1: had heat. Cholula added everything to this morning drink. So

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01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:17,880
Speaker 1: go out and get your own Cholula, the bottles with

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01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:23,280
Speaker 1: the wooden cap, Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone

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01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:26,160
Speaker 1: tap scary. What's it all about. I'm on the phone

2130
01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:27,920
Speaker 1: with Stephen and you want to play his phone tap

2131
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:31,759
Speaker 1: on your Uncle Ira? Yes, my uncle Ira is a character.

2132
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:34,920
Speaker 1: Every single outid in his house is connected to something,

2133
01:54:35,680 --> 01:54:37,680
Speaker 1: and he's whacked. He said he must have gone through

2134
01:54:37,680 --> 01:54:40,240
Speaker 1: at least ten and twelve lazy boy reclinents since I've

2135
01:54:40,280 --> 01:54:43,040
Speaker 1: known him watching TV. So he just totally freaked out.

2136
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:45,680
Speaker 1: If he got a call from the electric company telling

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01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:49,040
Speaker 1: him that we're shutting off his electricity, that's his lifeline

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01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:51,240
Speaker 1: to the world, Steven, We're gonna do his phone tap

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01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:56,760
Speaker 1: on him right now? Sounds great. Hello mister Wyland Please,

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01:54:57,600 --> 01:55:01,080
Speaker 1: my name is Frank Ippolito with how are you? Yeah?

2141
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:03,680
Speaker 1: How can I help you? We have an outstanding balance

2142
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:07,160
Speaker 1: of seventy three dollars and forty one cents from you?

2143
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:09,880
Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? That's all you need to

2144
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:12,880
Speaker 1: do is tell me that you hold on. I in fact,

2145
01:55:12,880 --> 01:55:15,560
Speaker 1: that I was doing my condo computer. Let me just

2146
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:18,960
Speaker 1: you guys ought to be ashamed of yourself. Really, I'm

2147
01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:22,480
Speaker 1: so upset. Let me see when the last Just stay

2148
01:55:22,520 --> 01:55:24,920
Speaker 1: with me a second. Okay, don't think I'm being nasty,

2149
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:27,520
Speaker 1: It's just why the hell do you call me after

2150
01:55:27,640 --> 01:55:30,440
Speaker 1: I palled you four hundred and thirty five dollars in

2151
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:33,120
Speaker 1: sixty cents? Oh? I'm sorry to inform you, but as

2152
01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:35,760
Speaker 1: of today you are what we call a delinquent customer.

2153
01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:38,200
Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? Seventy three dollars? I could

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01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:41,000
Speaker 1: it's one day electricity from you guys to me at

2155
01:55:41,080 --> 01:55:44,800
Speaker 1: twelve noon the electricity was about to shut off, so

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01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:46,600
Speaker 1: that's why I was. I was also, are you kidding me?

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01:55:47,560 --> 01:55:50,640
Speaker 1: Are you good? Forbid? You do that? And I go

2158
01:55:50,800 --> 01:55:53,000
Speaker 1: back to my law firm. You know we warned you

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01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:57,400
Speaker 1: about that. Oh my I just got How can you

2160
01:55:57,480 --> 01:55:59,400
Speaker 1: shut me off if I got a bill showIn them?

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01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know you, Patty? All right? How can we

2162
01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:03,400
Speaker 1: how can we rectify? How can you look look thirty

2163
01:56:03,480 --> 01:56:05,760
Speaker 1: four years and see if I ever missed paying my

2164
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:08,520
Speaker 1: bill on time? Where do you get to seventy three

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01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:11,640
Speaker 1: dollars for? And wouldn't I get a warning? Wouldn't you

2166
01:56:11,800 --> 01:56:13,720
Speaker 1: call me? Let me see what I can do for you, sir?

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01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:18,040
Speaker 1: You could do for a second, Darlene, darl did you

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01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:21,040
Speaker 1: come over here? Please? I can't believe this. You can't

2169
01:56:21,080 --> 01:56:23,360
Speaker 1: believe it. How do you think I feel? You guys

2170
01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:26,440
Speaker 1: are getting me so damn upset. I can't even get

2171
01:56:26,520 --> 01:56:28,760
Speaker 1: I can't even straighten this out. It's seventy three dollars,

2172
01:56:28,840 --> 01:56:32,240
Speaker 1: it's outstanding. It's you're sure you can't do anything. She'd

2173
01:56:32,280 --> 01:56:34,840
Speaker 1: better do something or your pa is in a sling.

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01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:39,160
Speaker 1: Guys on the phone right now, on the phone, you idiots.

2175
01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:42,520
Speaker 1: It's really angry. I think we should a great heard

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01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:47,200
Speaker 1: angry yet, Darlene, you gotta help get the musical. It's

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01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:50,160
Speaker 1: like a thirty Hello. Yeah, all right, sir, we're here,

2178
01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:51,920
Speaker 1: are working on a fix to make sure that it's

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01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:54,080
Speaker 1: all clear. And you don't have not that. It's cool,

2180
01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:56,720
Speaker 1: cleard nothing. It's clear you were gonna shut If I

2181
01:56:56,920 --> 01:56:58,920
Speaker 1: was at home, you would have shut my arcticity off.

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01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:02,640
Speaker 1: We're not gonna shut you off. That's very nice you, Frank.

2183
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:05,160
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Now tell me where you got the

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01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:08,440
Speaker 1: notification that bill outstanding, and I want to see the

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01:57:08,600 --> 01:57:12,000
Speaker 1: notification that you called me or did anything in the

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01:57:12,360 --> 01:57:15,280
Speaker 1: in the area of communication to me. All right, We

2187
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:18,040
Speaker 1: sent three different notices out and on the third one

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01:57:18,600 --> 01:57:21,800
Speaker 1: we wrote in big red letters that your electricity would

2189
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:24,640
Speaker 1: be turned off today if we haven't received payment. But

2190
01:57:24,760 --> 01:57:27,920
Speaker 1: how can you shut somebody's electricity off without giving them

2191
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:30,720
Speaker 1: a warning? I pay an average of three hundred dollars

2192
01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:33,440
Speaker 1: every two months, I understand, never missed a payment of

2193
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:36,680
Speaker 1: thirty four years, and you got the world to tell

2194
01:57:36,760 --> 01:57:39,440
Speaker 1: me they would have shut up my electric to me. Yeah, sir,

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01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on a second. This is a reason

2196
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:46,200
Speaker 1: because this isn't a met game that I'm getting upset about. Darlene.

2197
01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:49,000
Speaker 1: You can't turn it off. Don't do it. Don't do it.

2198
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:52,760
Speaker 1: You're going to believe me. I just want to pacify

2199
01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:55,000
Speaker 1: this guy. That's the fun. What are you talking to

2200
01:57:55,160 --> 01:57:57,480
Speaker 1: a baby? Tell them it's not gonna go off. But

2201
01:57:57,560 --> 01:57:59,760
Speaker 1: if it goes off or whatever, if it comes off,

2202
01:57:59,760 --> 01:58:02,960
Speaker 1: I guarantee you your answers to this fling. I'm going

2203
01:58:03,040 --> 01:58:06,920
Speaker 1: over to bellmore right now, you're gonna shut it? Okay, Hello, Okay,

2204
01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:11,040
Speaker 1: I work things out. You work out in the background. Frank,

2205
01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm not someone to be pacified like I'm a baby.

2206
01:58:14,160 --> 01:58:17,400
Speaker 1: You're making a big mistake. Say a person was connected

2207
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:19,760
Speaker 1: to a machine. You're turned off the machine. They're not

2208
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:21,560
Speaker 1: going to turn it off. So you're fine, You're fine.

2209
01:58:21,560 --> 01:58:24,640
Speaker 1: It's not it's not I'm telling you something. Yeah, if

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01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:27,000
Speaker 1: it's turned off, you're in a lot of problems. If

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01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:31,040
Speaker 1: you have anything important connected to the year connected. What's

2212
01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:33,280
Speaker 1: the matter with you? Why are you hedging with me

2213
01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:35,320
Speaker 1: like they're going to shut it off? Isn't there anybody

2214
01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:38,480
Speaker 1: you could talk to? Hey, Iira, Yeah, my name is

2215
01:58:38,560 --> 01:58:41,840
Speaker 1: Gary Jones, and you've been phone tapped, your little son

2216
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:47,080
Speaker 1: of a bit, Steve. If I get in a talk,

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01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:52,320
Speaker 1: that's me to pick name that I hadn't paid a bill.

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01:58:52,480 --> 01:58:55,400
Speaker 1: That's really good seventy three dollars. I wouldn't even eat

2219
01:58:55,440 --> 01:59:02,640
Speaker 1: that for lunch. This fable was prerecorded permission granted by

2220
01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:07,880
Speaker 1: All Party Space Duran Felon tad On, Ellis Durand in

2221
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:14,600
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, we got one more crack at the

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01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:18,120
Speaker 1: Danielle Report. I apologize if I burp, because I'm telling

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01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:21,160
Speaker 1: I ate a lot of cereal this morning, and I

2224
01:59:21,320 --> 01:59:24,000
Speaker 1: went to Scotty be Studio and I started burke. I know,

2225
01:59:24,040 --> 01:59:25,680
Speaker 1: but it's one of those serial burkens. Yeah, so I

2226
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:29,000
Speaker 1: apologize if it comes out. It just came out like weak. Yeah.

2227
01:59:29,360 --> 01:59:32,800
Speaker 1: All right, Let's talk about Felicity Huffman being served her

2228
01:59:32,840 --> 01:59:34,840
Speaker 1: two week prison sentence for her part in the college

2229
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:37,880
Speaker 1: admission scandal. She gets out a few days before Halloween.

2230
01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,440
Speaker 1: Hopefully she already planned her costume because you know she

2231
01:59:40,520 --> 01:59:42,320
Speaker 1: won't have time to get it. Very important for me.

2232
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:44,440
Speaker 1: Come on, she also has got to pay thirty thousand

2233
01:59:44,480 --> 01:59:47,280
Speaker 1: dollars in fines and two hundred and fifty hours of

2234
01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:49,840
Speaker 1: community service she's gonna have to do. There's a Grease

2235
01:59:49,880 --> 01:59:53,040
Speaker 1: spinoff called ridel High coming to HBO Max. It's going

2236
01:59:53,080 --> 01:59:56,360
Speaker 1: to reimagine the original movie and include some original characters.

2237
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:59,240
Speaker 1: There will be musical numbers, so get ready but that

2238
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:02,320
Speaker 1: one and if for Addison has joined Instagram. She did

2239
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:05,560
Speaker 1: it with a full on friends reunion picture. People went crazy.

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Speaker 1: As of this morning, she had over seven million followers,

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02:00:08,480 --> 02:00:11,160
Speaker 1: so it's wow. Yeah, it's nuts. And you know, Lizzo

2242
02:00:11,280 --> 02:00:14,000
Speaker 1: has that song Truth Hurts. The opening line is I

2243
02:00:14,080 --> 02:00:16,000
Speaker 1: just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm one hundred

2244
02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:19,120
Speaker 1: percent that bitch right. Well, she says she wrote the

2245
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:21,240
Speaker 1: whole song herself. This guy justin says no, no, no,

2246
02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,920
Speaker 1: I wrote that first line, and I want five percent

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02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:26,400
Speaker 1: of the money that she's getting from the song. Will

2248
02:00:26,440 --> 02:00:28,640
Speaker 1: it happen? I'm gonna say no. We're gonna have to

2249
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,960
Speaker 1: sue every girl on Instagram because every basic chick on

2250
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:32,840
Speaker 1: the planet posted that as a caption at some point

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02:00:32,840 --> 02:00:34,840
Speaker 1: in the last two months. Yep and Prince Harry and

2252
02:00:34,920 --> 02:00:38,320
Speaker 1: Meghan Markle confirmed that their baby boy is a redhead.

2253
02:00:38,480 --> 02:00:41,120
Speaker 1: Archie has red hair. His name Archie and red hair.

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02:00:41,240 --> 02:00:43,280
Speaker 1: Just it goes together. It's perfect. He's got a little

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02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:47,560
Speaker 1: fuzzy sticking up their song. Thank you. Danielle. By the way,

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02:00:48,040 --> 02:00:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at book review on Long Island and Huntington.

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02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:53,920
Speaker 1: Originally it was scheduled for tomorrow night. They've moved it

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02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:56,560
Speaker 1: to the twenty third, which is next Wednesday. A lot

2259
02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:58,120
Speaker 1: of people are texting in saying I'll get wait to

2260
02:00:58,160 --> 02:00:59,560
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow night. Well, I wish I was. I'm

2261
02:00:59,560 --> 02:01:01,440
Speaker 1: not gonna be either, so they moved it to the

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02:01:01,480 --> 02:01:04,480
Speaker 1: twenty third next Wednesday. Book review, Long Island. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a big night. I hope you can make it out.

2264
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:10,440
Speaker 1: Elvis in the Morning Show. I always turn them on

2265
02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:13,160
Speaker 1: on the way to work. Wakes me up every morning.

2266
02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:19,200
Speaker 1: The temperature is dropping and the snow is gonna fall,

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