Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicki Laser Podcast. It's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: How are you this week? I'm in Los Angeles, California,
Speaker 1: Noah's in New York, Andrews in Nashville. Uh, we're all
Speaker 1: scattered and uh I was late getting up this morning.
Speaker 1: I do still have the ring on from March eighth,
Speaker 1: the finale of Fight Island to Perfect Strangers too. As
Speaker 1: you guys know, it's still in my finger. It's not
Speaker 1: coming off. Um. I did go when I was jewelry
Speaker 1: shopping in Boston. I did ask these women if they
Speaker 1: could cut it off, and they were like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you have to go to the hospital. So I need
Speaker 1: like a little mini Jaws of Life. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: it's people are concerned about it. Um. My stylist who
Speaker 1: gave it me it um the other night they were
Speaker 1: stiling me for Jimmy Kimmel and they just stacked some
Speaker 1: other rings around it. But it definitely does not go
Speaker 1: with the look, and they were not They were like,
Speaker 1: is there any way to get it off? And I
Speaker 1: looked at them like, March eighth, do you think I
Speaker 1: keep thinking it will like slip off or like I'll
Speaker 1: just kind of like you know, take it off without
Speaker 1: really thinking about it. Like one day it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be off and we'll be like it's off off, but it's, um,
Speaker 1: it's not. It just will not go past my knuckle.
Speaker 1: And then there's another one I just put on last night,
Speaker 1: not really and it is a very sharp and sharp edges.
Speaker 1: And so I've had to adjust my life around it
Speaker 1: because it's like we'll get it got caught in my
Speaker 1: hair a lot when I was using just shamp Now
Speaker 1: I just don't shampoo anymore. Um, you know, certain sex
Speaker 1: acts used to have it get in the way, and
Speaker 1: now it's just it's I've adapted. I just lift that
Speaker 1: finger delicately for all at who are you without it?
Speaker 1: At this point, it's like it's like a ribbon around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you take the ribbon off, your head falls off
Speaker 1: and this middle finger comes off. Did you ever hear
Speaker 1: that like the most important finger is the pinky, like
Speaker 1: for gripping things? Interesting? No, I never knew that. I
Speaker 1: mean real, Yeah, I don't know. I feel like all
Speaker 1: your fingers to get rid of, that's the one to keep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your pinky toe must have a lot to do with
Speaker 1: balance as well, but I don't know, we kind of
Speaker 1: you need them all, like your middle finger, yeah, is
Speaker 1: the longest places for me. There's this football player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a player who know his name is Ronnie Lott.
Speaker 1: And his finger got like frostbite. And it's like before
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, and they were like, either where you
Speaker 1: either you can't play or you gotta play a cast,
Speaker 1: or we're gonna cut your pinky off, and he liketed
Speaker 1: to cut the fucking pinky off with the knuckle to
Speaker 1: playing in the cast would be too because he was
Speaker 1: a safety. Would be hard to like play because you
Speaker 1: need to use your hands somewhat. But still it's wild.
Speaker 1: Probably just get ripped off during the game anyway, I
Speaker 1: guess the cat, you know, like it would just get hurt.
Speaker 1: It would get hurt so bad in the game. How
Speaker 1: a week later, he was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that was a good decision, like, like, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: pretty ballsy, I guess. I mean so many times decisions
Speaker 1: for like the super Bowl or like a role they're doing,
Speaker 1: people don't forget that no one cares. Like the super
Speaker 1: Bowl becomes almost obsolete afterwards, like do you remember who
Speaker 1: won five years ago? I mean, I'd have to think
Speaker 1: hard about it. I remember more who won like twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, more than five years ago. Like that I
Speaker 1: cared about it more when I was a kid, right,
Speaker 1: do you care about the halftime show as a kid?
Speaker 1: The commercials I did? That was like as a family
Speaker 1: friend though, And I never really like lying at their house, oh,
Speaker 1: because it was just like a yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know how your family, like your parents have friends
Speaker 1: and it's like now they have to be your friends.
Speaker 1: And it's like I had no choice. And even there,
Speaker 1: your parents fought before you went there because I'm like
Speaker 1: I don't want to go this year, and it was
Speaker 1: like we gotta go. We go every year. It is
Speaker 1: like I just want to stay home. Like that's another
Speaker 1: thing added to going to parents friend's houses, like the
Speaker 1: stress of your parents before you go. You kind of
Speaker 1: see your mom like getting ready and you're like why
Speaker 1: do women take so long to get ready? Because you're
Speaker 1: a kid. You're just like you don't wear makeup, you
Speaker 1: don't do your hair, and you're like you just you.
Speaker 1: You start to notice like a dynamic of like really
Speaker 1: catholic and it was very stale in there. You know.
Speaker 1: It was just a very stale you know, like no
Speaker 1: one was really loud or like, I'm not everything christ yeah, stale, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything everything. Oh my god, were they so scandalized when um,
Speaker 1: what's her name is? Titty came out? They all actually
Speaker 1: killed him correct style, dude. But you do have to
Speaker 1: be friends with your parents friends kids. Like that's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know your friends with Johnny now because I worked
Speaker 1: with you know, Diane for a year, so now you're
Speaker 1: best friends. Just like, I fucking hate Johnny. He threatens
Speaker 1: me with a knife. He's not a good guy. One
Speaker 1: of our family friends. He kind of beat me up
Speaker 1: on the school bus one time. He like shoved my
Speaker 1: head into the seat and uh but he shipped his
Speaker 1: pants all the time, so we probably made fun of
Speaker 1: him for that, and I probably deserved it, to be honest,
Speaker 1: there's always another side to the shoving your face into
Speaker 1: a bus seat story. I told you that story about
Speaker 1: the guy that he he was beating me up on
Speaker 1: the bus and then he got off the bus and
Speaker 1: my brother threw him like for me, like up for me.
Speaker 1: And then a couple of years later he killed somebody,
Speaker 1: so I got beat up. Was there a boombox involved? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he hit this old lady with a boom box and
Speaker 1: then lit her on fire and then spray painted her.
Speaker 1: And then your painting. Lucky to have avoided any of
Speaker 1: that backlash. Your brother. How how many years later did
Speaker 1: he do that to the he spray painted her? How
Speaker 1: much time did he have? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was like his sisteenth Chapel six. I don't know,
Speaker 1: he was fifteen or sixteen. She was mad at him
Speaker 1: because he was playing wrap and she was like turn
Speaker 1: it down, and he's like, I'll turn it off on
Speaker 1: your head. That's why you don't. And then his family
Speaker 1: went the water people. Yeah, did he get I think
Speaker 1: you tried to get off on like mental illness, but
Speaker 1: I think he's still in jail. Um the earned the
Speaker 1: pizzeria in town I remember little johnnies Orth or no
Speaker 1: I forget the name of it, but always always best,
Speaker 1: you know, burn your pizza, wrap it on the head.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. It was terrible, terrible. And he had they,
Speaker 1: you know, he had a cousin named sal who just
Speaker 1: beat up everybody like it's weird, Like kids were just allowed.
Speaker 1: I think they still probably do, right, Like, there's still
Speaker 1: a lot of plenty of bullying going on. Everyone's like
Speaker 1: there's no bullies left. I don't think it's still fine.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty rampant still. It's really about like
Speaker 1: the teachers who just like kind of let it happen.
Speaker 1: That was a big thing. Sorry to drop it, but
Speaker 1: Columbine where like all the administrators just knew that bullying
Speaker 1: was happening, and that like everyone loved the jocks so much.
Speaker 1: It was just like it doesn't matter, like and the
Speaker 1: kids reporting bullying would be pointless because the jocks will
Speaker 1: always have it will always be you were taunting them
Speaker 1: with your weird outfits, like if you don't want to
Speaker 1: be bullied, stop being goth. Was I could see teachers,
Speaker 1: like now that I'm older and insecure, that they would
Speaker 1: want the kids to think they're cool, like they want
Speaker 1: the jocks to be like I love Mr Dude. That's
Speaker 1: why a lot of them go back to teach is
Speaker 1: because they want to like you know, yeah, they want
Speaker 1: to rewrite it. That the same thing that um my
Speaker 1: therapist alway says about our relationships. You're just trying to
Speaker 1: live out the story you told yourself about yourself and
Speaker 1: as a child, but you want to actually win this time,
Speaker 1: so like you'll get into the same dynamic that you
Speaker 1: have with your mom or dad, but this time you're
Speaker 1: going to disprove the thing that they always made you
Speaker 1: think of yourself. Like I'm gonna, okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: date this guy, and I'm gonna I'm gonna get him
Speaker 1: to love me, even though he's just like my dad
Speaker 1: who never loved me. I'm going to get him to
Speaker 1: love me, and then it will prove that I am
Speaker 1: lovable even to someone who says an asshole as my
Speaker 1: dad and that what. Yeah, these people go back and teach,
Speaker 1: and a lot of them I think have that agenda
Speaker 1: of wanting to go back. I mean, I know I
Speaker 1: kind of did like being at the moments I was
Speaker 1: like a teacher. There was a part of me that
Speaker 1: wanted so badly for the cool kids to like me. Still.
Speaker 1: I mean it was twenty four, so I was still
Speaker 1: a little bit of a kid myself. But um, there
Speaker 1: were you would think about, like fucking, I don't know
Speaker 1: if Jeff thinks I'm cool, Like like later at night,
Speaker 1: like when you go home, like was there like a
Speaker 1: few kids in particular that you're like, I just don't
Speaker 1: think I'm getting to him. Also like I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking cool, dude, I'm sucking. I'm still with Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I would think like there would be something
Speaker 1: like I really hated when they thought I was lame,
Speaker 1: you know, and when like come on, Like I would
Speaker 1: take away their phones eventually because I started out as
Speaker 1: cool and then they walked all over me, and then
Speaker 1: they would always be on their phones, not listening at all.
Speaker 1: And one day I just snapped and you could tell
Speaker 1: they were just like, you know, Nick teacher used to
Speaker 1: be cool and now she you know, that's what they
Speaker 1: called me because it was a Korean prep school, and
Speaker 1: it was like all of a sudden, they were like, whoa,
Speaker 1: She's insane because I was not being you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't being consistent, and um, yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: couple of kids that I just always remember. Um, it
Speaker 1: was a triumph of a year, even though I did
Speaker 1: not probably do the best job. I was teaching them
Speaker 1: how to write um five paragraph essays because they were
Speaker 1: in eighth grade and they were about to go to
Speaker 1: ninth grade, and some of them did not know how
Speaker 1: to do. That was the that was the problem with
Speaker 1: teaching is like the level of the kids that know that,
Speaker 1: the smart kids know so much, and the kids that
Speaker 1: aren't no like second grade level, like not even and
Speaker 1: you're you're supposed to be getting them prepared for high
Speaker 1: school and you're like, how do I teach all these
Speaker 1: people at the same time when some of them don't
Speaker 1: even know how to write and others are like, you know,
Speaker 1: ready to work on college. I say, so that was
Speaker 1: like this tough part, but there was we had to
Speaker 1: do a persuasive essay. And one day there was, like
Speaker 1: I think a couple of weeks before that was due,
Speaker 1: they were teasing one kid and um or they said
Speaker 1: something was gay or you know, they were just making
Speaker 1: fun of gay and gay, gay gay, And I was
Speaker 1: just like, can we just all think about it for
Speaker 1: a second. And I sold that David crossbit, which was, um,
Speaker 1: why would someone want to be The thing that is,
Speaker 1: if if you think gay is a choice, you think
Speaker 1: that people, I was like, let's go to the root
Speaker 1: of it. You think these that a gay kid wants
Speaker 1: to be gay? And they're like yeah, And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: why so that you can make fun of them, so
Speaker 1: that they have to like hide who they are, and
Speaker 1: like why would you want why would you make that
Speaker 1: up so that you so that you think they're disgusting
Speaker 1: and all these like and it kind of got through
Speaker 1: to them of like, oh, maybe it's not a choice,
Speaker 1: which was not you know, not the greatest lesson, and
Speaker 1: it's more about like it should be. It's like you
Speaker 1: should want to be gag being gay is awesome, which
Speaker 1: is now obviously how I feel, but at the time
Speaker 1: I was just like the way to get through these
Speaker 1: kids is like think about make it so that they
Speaker 1: can see that it could be them too, like these
Speaker 1: kids did, and so they don't remember Anderson and there
Speaker 1: it stops them in their tracks. You like make them
Speaker 1: like just pause and like think, and then it disrupts
Speaker 1: whatever they were doing, like the bullying cycle. It does
Speaker 1: because it's all based on them thinking that that person
Speaker 1: shows to be that way. It stops everything. They want
Speaker 1: attention for being or they get attention, even if it's
Speaker 1: a little publican process of like they want attention and
Speaker 1: it's like because I'm not getting attention for living my
Speaker 1: boring life, so then their life is a little bit
Speaker 1: more interesting. And now I don't get attention, and they're
Speaker 1: getting attention, and what are they doing except for just
Speaker 1: pretending to be girl when I want. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like that a whole rabbit hole, it is. And I
Speaker 1: just remember one of the kids for his essay he
Speaker 1: turned in and he was one of the original, like
Speaker 1: you know, gay sayers, and he said, um, I wrote
Speaker 1: my Fiberica essay about why um people don't choose to
Speaker 1: be gay because nicky teacher inspired me. And I was like, God,
Speaker 1: this kid's going in high school and he's not going
Speaker 1: to call people gay, like he's going to stand up
Speaker 1: for key people. Like it was like, now I'm only
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lean into the racism because homophobia was a
Speaker 1: whole run on sentence. And he said very very like
Speaker 1: like a thousands, but I did not give a ship
Speaker 1: sons of the spellings he spelled gay G E, I,
Speaker 1: D H. But I was like A plus bunny, a plus.
Speaker 1: But it is true, like you can apply that to anything.
Speaker 1: Whenever my dad is like Matt gets upset with my
Speaker 1: mom forgetting something like she'll he'll be like, you'll remember
Speaker 1: that she just told that story. Do you remember, and
Speaker 1: I go, do you think mom chose to forget it?
Speaker 1: Do you think that she purposely went in her brain
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm not gonna remember that? Then why
Speaker 1: are you upset? You really can't get upset with anyone
Speaker 1: unless you think they actually maliciously chose to do the thing,
Speaker 1: you know, like it happens. Yes, an ethical question. Can
Speaker 1: I get mad at my dad if he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to get a hearing aid and I get upset every
Speaker 1: time I have to repeat literally everything to that, thank you? Yes,
Speaker 1: there's an easy fix. Well, what is does he have
Speaker 1: to pretend sometimes that he does know what you're saying
Speaker 1: because he knows, he just says what because it represents
Speaker 1: him aging? I think so CAUs probably to get your
Speaker 1: ears fixed. I mean it depends how what you need.
Speaker 1: Some people need like a full on ocular implant, and
Speaker 1: it's fucking insanely expensive. But I don't know. Do you
Speaker 1: ever have your headphones in like the noise clansling ones
Speaker 1: and you can't hear fucking anything? I mean, air pods
Speaker 1: cancel out everything, and you hear someone kind of say
Speaker 1: something to you, but then you know that they know
Speaker 1: that you have your air pods in so you don't
Speaker 1: even look to go huh because it's like in an
Speaker 1: elevator and you don't really want to talk to anyone,
Speaker 1: and you get to play deaf. Oh mama likes that.
Speaker 1: I love when it's it reminds me of how it's
Speaker 1: going to be when I can't talk, Like, yes, I
Speaker 1: have an excuse not to have these kind of meaningless
Speaker 1: social interactions that people want to have. Like sometimes I
Speaker 1: will admit, like I'll be walking by a crowd and
Speaker 1: someone and I just know I get recognize or something
Speaker 1: and it'll be like Nick, It'll just be like the
Speaker 1: slightest Nikki, And I won't turn around because I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you want me, you better yell my name, like yeah,
Speaker 1: grabbed by the pussy want Yeah, Like they just these
Speaker 1: little like you're like, I don't feel it because I
Speaker 1: have my headphones in. I really yeah, yeah. Like the
Speaker 1: headphones are great. They really cancel out everything you can hear,
Speaker 1: like the little bones in my ear and my jaw
Speaker 1: that's all I can hear. Sometimes sometimes I just leave
Speaker 1: them in and don't have music in. I wish you
Speaker 1: could just be selectively deaf and selectively you know. It's
Speaker 1: the choice, then people think you're rude. You need to
Speaker 1: have them in to be like I can't hear you.
Speaker 1: That's why I used to like having like gigantic Beats
Speaker 1: headphones because then people know with with you know, the AirPod,
Speaker 1: sometimes your hair covers it. And people are rather be
Speaker 1: deaf or blind deaf because blind people get a blind
Speaker 1: why can we google that? I could have swore that,
Speaker 1: like it would surprise me when I remember I looked
Speaker 1: it up, and it would be so sad because of music.
Speaker 1: But I know that they can feel vibrations and still
Speaker 1: have a good time. But just in terms of getting
Speaker 1: around that, I would just want to still even well,
Speaker 1: even though that would be a good reason to stay
Speaker 1: in bed all day and not really leave your house,
Speaker 1: but then you would get so depressed, but I would
Speaker 1: I would miss music a lot. Wow, Andrews correct about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, actually this is from the n i
Speaker 1: H so almost six considered blindness worse than deafness. Yeah. Yeah, people,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're thinking this through no offense to
Speaker 1: blind people out there, but that would be really tough.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, how many performers do we know
Speaker 1: that our deaf we know well to blind before, Like
Speaker 1: we don't know that many blind performances performing would be
Speaker 1: easier because when you're deaf, your voice changes. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Okay, so maybe I couldn't perform, right,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But most people don't perform, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they weren't doing in an interview on people I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about, like, yeah, still do stand up blinds. There's
Speaker 1: a reason not to go blind. Um, I would want
Speaker 1: to do anything that would keep me uh no, I
Speaker 1: would deaf deaf for sure, and that not that I
Speaker 1: want to be deaf, but I feel like the deaf
Speaker 1: community is like really tight and they're like they are
Speaker 1: really proud to be deaf. And there's other ways to communicate.
Speaker 1: Of course, there's other ways, like we can use brail
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, but um, if you're blind, but
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, and we're all going blind slowly.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't drive at night, my my sight,
Speaker 1: I don't have my context in right now, and it's
Speaker 1: not a pretty world. Um that worry you at all?
Speaker 1: That like you're slowly blinding, like going blind, like no,
Speaker 1: because it's just like natural age. It's not like it's
Speaker 1: getting dark. It's not like I'm just gonna be black out.
Speaker 1: My eyes are good, my hearing will go. I'm sure
Speaker 1: because my aunt's deaf. She has an ocular implant, and
Speaker 1: like she's always like, why my dad is just he
Speaker 1: does your dad have classes? Yes? He does, and my
Speaker 1: mom wears reading glasses. But yeah, I don't know. My
Speaker 1: grandpa Marvin was deaf, not deaf, but just needed hearing implants.
Speaker 1: I would what is it from DoD they listen to
Speaker 1: loud music. I don't know. He loved fucking He loved
Speaker 1: classical music. That's all he listened to. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wonder if he was very smart, and I think classical
Speaker 1: music like you have to have either you have to
Speaker 1: be smart to enjoy it or it makes you smart.
Speaker 1: But I think it's the first one. Yeah, if he
Speaker 1: was listening to classical, you would respect him instantly, even
Speaker 1: if he was dumb as ship. You'd be like, man,
Speaker 1: this guy knows something that I don't. At least I would.
Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, he's just listening to mos
Speaker 1: Hart or whatever, like yeah, forty five. I used to
Speaker 1: go to my grandpa, why don't you like lyrics? And
Speaker 1: he's like, I just it is weird. I would want
Speaker 1: to know why don't they like lyrics? Well know that
Speaker 1: to Noah doesn't care about lyrics either. Do you like
Speaker 1: classical music, Noah, I had a phase when I was
Speaker 1: listening to it, but I couldn't cite number forty five.
Speaker 1: I couldn't helme it. There's something to like listening to
Speaker 1: classical and being like, okay, now I should do some
Speaker 1: kind of long equation or read something about like physics,
Speaker 1: you know, And then I just put it on and
Speaker 1: I'm just watching TikTok on silent, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: but you can't do something very dumb listening to the
Speaker 1: class and trying to think when you listen to music.
Speaker 1: Let's come back and we'll talk about more about musically.
Speaker 1: You get back to the break. When do you listen
Speaker 1: to music? Though, I listen to music while you're on TikTok. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, like something very dumb that I do. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's probably the dumbest thing I do. But yeah, do
Speaker 1: you listen to music on the golf course when you're
Speaker 1: playing golf? Do you listen? I don't like when you
Speaker 1: work out in a class and so that's the music
Speaker 1: they choose. Choose When do you listen to music in
Speaker 1: the car? When I drove here five hours and I
Speaker 1: fucking missed an exit and added another hour to my
Speaker 1: drive another hour, I mean, like thirty minutes wait for
Speaker 1: one exit. That doesn't make sense. Well I went past
Speaker 1: it for a while, okay, So it wasn't just like
Speaker 1: we'll see oh, no, another hour. It was down the road.
Speaker 1: You just daydreaming. You're going over your side daydreaming. Did
Speaker 1: you think if you're at the entire time? No, I
Speaker 1: actually I've been pretty good about keeping my brain not
Speaker 1: going insane about it. But I've gone over to a
Speaker 1: couple of times. It's hard to go. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you are, You've done it so
Speaker 1: many times. But when you do an hour, it's like,
Speaker 1: do I do it in segments? Because to sit down
Speaker 1: and just talk to yourself for an hour it's a lot.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not you will be You don't think, no,
Speaker 1: you do it. You do it every night for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Just add that times four. It's the same thing. You
Speaker 1: don't there's no but when you do, you start from
Speaker 1: the beginning, When you work on your hour in your brain,
Speaker 1: or do you go, here's one segment, here's one segment
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember. I mean, you have an insane memory.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good too, but I think I just um yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, I think it all just goes one one
Speaker 1: thing together, like I'll just start here and then end
Speaker 1: up here. But you can totally mix and match it though, too,
Speaker 1: because you know it's you're not you can mix and match.
Speaker 1: You're going to clip it up anyway. The only people
Speaker 1: that are going to see it as a whole unit
Speaker 1: are not like reviewing it for a Broadway run, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So you can you can mix
Speaker 1: it up. Just have it on a sheet just in
Speaker 1: case you forget. Yeah, I'm actually here at the club
Speaker 1: already practicing. No, but I really meant the green in
Speaker 1: the green room. Why because the internet wasn't working at
Speaker 1: the You've been at that condo across the street. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: they have chairs and do you remember that. I think
Speaker 1: they were there when we were there. They have a
Speaker 1: chair just like a cock chair in the bedrooms at
Speaker 1: the condo. Like these comedy condos, if you've never been
Speaker 1: to them, they have enough money to get new sheets
Speaker 1: like they have like sheets from Yeah, I probably brought
Speaker 1: those sheets because I used to always bring sheets condos
Speaker 1: because that's smart disgusting. Yeah, god fuck I should have
Speaker 1: thought they wash them though. Yeah, no, they do a
Speaker 1: good Yeah. Yeah. There's a comic condo across the street
Speaker 1: in Nashville, um that it's been used for probably at
Speaker 1: least fifteen years that I've been going there, and really
Speaker 1: is a cool club here, Like it feels like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of history. I mean, get Lucy's gonna listen
Speaker 1: to it. She'll book you again. We don't need to
Speaker 1: talking about you should on the condos And you're like,
Speaker 1: but no, really, there's a lot of history here that
Speaker 1: is so sweet and she's so and she's like the
Speaker 1: way that they handle like comics and take care of us.
Speaker 1: You know, it just means a lot to me because
Speaker 1: it makes me better on stage because I'm able to
Speaker 1: relax and just really just think about my set and
Speaker 1: not like what's going to happen? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: say it like condo with um Hayzew's trey home. When
Speaker 1: I were to me, I think I got a hotel
Speaker 1: maybe just me and a meal were there? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: and a meal were there. My parents have been over
Speaker 1: that condo. We spoke to wed with Doug Benson in
Speaker 1: that condo one time. I've stayed the condo probably six times. Um,
Speaker 1: I like have thrown up in that toilet upstairs? Is
Speaker 1: that the b is that the one you have? It
Speaker 1: was so beliemic one weekend there. Oh god, it was
Speaker 1: so disgusting. I hit a real bad bottom in that
Speaker 1: fucking bathroom. Oh my god, which one on the I'll
Speaker 1: go look, I'll take a phone. It's definitely been cleaned
Speaker 1: up since then, but man, it was. There are some
Speaker 1: rough goes at that kind of because it's so just
Speaker 1: so depressing staying with a bunch of comics that you
Speaker 1: don't know all weekend and the club is right across
Speaker 1: the street, which is nice, but it's just it was
Speaker 1: such a that what a weird time to just go
Speaker 1: go and you show up and whoever the headliner is,
Speaker 1: you're just staying at a house with them all weekend.
Speaker 1: There's one time enough for other clubs or is it
Speaker 1: only in Nashville? No, they do it. Uh it was
Speaker 1: that way, and it's that way in a ton of places,
Speaker 1: but um, like in Cincinnati and uh, Orlando, Tampa, UM, Richmond, Virginia. UM.
Speaker 1: The one that I stayed in UM in Wisconsin. God,
Speaker 1: what is the name of that club is called Skyline,
Speaker 1: But it was a small club and I stayed with
Speaker 1: this guy for his name was Jeff. He was the headliner,
Speaker 1: and he came home one day and he was on
Speaker 1: the couch in his boxers on his laptop, but his
Speaker 1: laptop was covering his boxer, so he just like he
Speaker 1: was naked. I mean, it was so weird. There was
Speaker 1: one I stayed with a guy who had his my
Speaker 1: Space girlfriend come visit, and she fucking hated me because
Speaker 1: she was so jealous that there was like another girl
Speaker 1: there and this is supposed to be her weekend with
Speaker 1: her boyfriend. And he was so so overweight he couldn't
Speaker 1: move but once a day to walk to stage. It
Speaker 1: was so weird. Yeah, it was. And I would go
Speaker 1: to these places and just cry because of the sheets
Speaker 1: were so I mean, a lot of these condos the
Speaker 1: condo and Nashville is nice, but a lot of these
Speaker 1: condos dirty, dirty, dirty, And you would just always wonder
Speaker 1: around the condo and be scared to open um the
Speaker 1: closets because I would always be scared. The Feature Act
Speaker 1: what had hung himself the week before, and every time
Speaker 1: I opened the closet, I'd be like, I think there's
Speaker 1: going to be a dead body in here, because this
Speaker 1: is too depressing to have survived this weekend. Oh it
Speaker 1: was grim, but I know yours has been. People have
Speaker 1: probably died in there. They were Nashville would probably check
Speaker 1: on the Feature Act, but yeah, someone's probably there have
Speaker 1: been crazy things happening in that condo before. A lot
Speaker 1: of drugs, a lot of drugs. Um, no, cool things
Speaker 1: are happening. I'm so fucking boring. I was like in
Speaker 1: bed at like ninety watching Hulu like a little bit,
Speaker 1: um Tyson, there's a moving on. Are you, um you
Speaker 1: know Mike Tyson? Yeah, I do know Mike Tyson. But
Speaker 1: there's been Yeah, another bio fucking show. It's actually great.
Speaker 1: It really is like surprisingly great. Well, I've watched When
Speaker 1: Harry Met Sally for like the hundredth time the other night.
Speaker 1: It's now on Netflix. God damn it. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I love. It's like comfort food. It's like it's just
Speaker 1: feels so good going down the whole the whole movie.
Speaker 1: There's so many things I picked up on that. I
Speaker 1: didn't think see the first time. Um, throughout the movie,
Speaker 1: you see that Sally is in love with Harry. I
Speaker 1: never saw that before. I was thought Harry was going
Speaker 1: after Sally. But there's so many times now that I'm
Speaker 1: catching where Sally was just like like so in love
Speaker 1: with Harry and it was like so apparent, yes gazing,
Speaker 1: And I love those little nuggets that you find later
Speaker 1: on up on the watch of something God, that movie
Speaker 1: holds up. It's so good. I love that you watch
Speaker 1: that movie like you're figuring out usual suspects, but it's
Speaker 1: just a romantic like comedy of like two people. Know
Speaker 1: a minute forty three you could see that she blinks
Speaker 1: twice and you'll know that she fucking wants to blow
Speaker 1: like y, there was so funny like that. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch it. Probably a guy settle or no, yes, for sure,
Speaker 1: I mean they're both up there. But um, I love
Speaker 1: a Billy Crystal. He's just so good in it and
Speaker 1: so detached in that. No. No, but it's interesting like
Speaker 1: a leading man back then was not that a track.
Speaker 1: He wasn't that a track, Like I wasn't turned up
Speaker 1: by Tom Hanks though, either. I was more turned. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm more like into the love story of it, you know,
Speaker 1: of like, oh they're sweet, Oh he loves her so much.
Speaker 1: But I'm not like horny for Hanks, he wasn't hot
Speaker 1: and if he was too hot, em was m castaway
Speaker 1: when he finally went back for Helen Hunt and then
Speaker 1: he's pulling away in the car and then she starts
Speaker 1: chasing after his car and then they get out of
Speaker 1: the car and she's like, I love you. I loved
Speaker 1: you the whole time. And she's like, but she's now
Speaker 1: married to this other guy and she has a kid.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she thought he was dead. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is so good. I love a movie where they
Speaker 1: don't end up together. I love it together. And you've
Speaker 1: never seen a nope, no, I know that's like I
Speaker 1: wrote you every day, and I know that they hated
Speaker 1: each other. Well, very similar to what you said. Well,
Speaker 1: it's in the rain, and she like jumps out, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's over, It's never over. And then they fucking make
Speaker 1: out in the rain and then why is that so good? Girl?
Speaker 1: And Ryan's on top. It's weird. It's weird, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. It's been a while folks,
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. You know what that means? It is Wednesday
Speaker 1: or is it Thursday? I don't know exactly, but I
Speaker 1: have we're having but it's actually Tuesday, because Tuesday in
Speaker 1: our world. Yeah, we're honest on the show, but it's
Speaker 1: Wednesday news time. All right. Are you guys interested in
Speaker 1: what people are stealing from Manhattan restaurants? Sure? I mean
Speaker 1: I'm guessing salt and pepper and napkins. Um. Yes, especially
Speaker 1: things with logos with logos yep, like dishes, glasses, stuff
Speaker 1: like that, knives, also candles from the bathroom that have
Speaker 1: been lit, so when people put them in their bag,
Speaker 1: that means like the wax is probably falling all over
Speaker 1: the bag. Soap bottles. People are such losers. Taylor's probably
Speaker 1: doing some of this outdoor lamps. Taylor has two candles
Speaker 1: in her hand right now. I was looking at the
Speaker 1: chairs in my lobby of my hotel because there's like
Speaker 1: a side entrance where there's no one, there's no like
Speaker 1: people there. But pulled up a pickup truck and had
Speaker 1: a mask on and just ran in, grabbed these chairs
Speaker 1: through them in the back, peeled off. No one would
Speaker 1: catch you, saying and then ten minutes before that you
Speaker 1: have the same outfit on, but now you just have
Speaker 1: a mask, and they're like, lady, like we saw you
Speaker 1: earlier without a mask. I don't from the ring on
Speaker 1: your finger. Like those those cloth napkins. The other day,
Speaker 1: I came home and I found one in our laundry
Speaker 1: and I was like, where did this come from? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think Andrew used to steal towels from hotels, and
Speaker 1: I pretty quickly you don't do that. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people do that and think that that's okay.
Speaker 1: Because something is in plentitude somewhere doesn't mean that it
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be replenished and that they don't own it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying the man dude, No, it
Speaker 1: works when Taylor says that I don't know about you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, damn it. I thought I
Speaker 1: said it confident enough. The other day, it was that
Speaker 1: Jimmy kimmel Um green room and there was a pen
Speaker 1: that I was like, Oh, I really like this pen,
Speaker 1: and I threw it to my bag and I go, no,
Speaker 1: this is not my pen. Who do you think you are?
Speaker 1: This is not your pen. This is their pen. And
Speaker 1: I put it back, and I was proud of myself
Speaker 1: because it was just one of those things where you
Speaker 1: go everything because I was, you know, taking all the
Speaker 1: snacks that they had gotten for me, and I was
Speaker 1: those are things that are mine to have. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I like this pen and I
Speaker 1: threw it and I was like stop this. This is
Speaker 1: this is what a person thinks, an entitled person thinks
Speaker 1: that everything in a place is. There's this why people
Speaker 1: steal at restaurants. They actually think that it's theirs or
Speaker 1: that well, I ate with it, it's mine. I want
Speaker 1: people to get caught so badly stealing silverware. That is
Speaker 1: such a chacky loser thing to do. What's the last
Speaker 1: thing you stole? Honestly? Yeah, good question. When I got caught,
Speaker 1: I think urban out. Yeah it was two thou four.
Speaker 1: I was nice. Uh yeah two either fall of two
Speaker 1: thousand four of spring of two thousand five. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: it was just a bunch of ship that I didn't have.
Speaker 1: Tags that will get rid of the crank in your neck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I need to let go of that. NOE was
Speaker 1: saying that the fact that I can't turn my neck,
Speaker 1: I really don't know what people do when they have
Speaker 1: this kind of thing where it's like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: in bed going like like what do you do for this?
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna go away overnight. It didn't
Speaker 1: go away, but it's one of those things that I
Speaker 1: will go away like tomorrow. The next day, you'll just
Speaker 1: forget about it, and then well you'll just like the
Speaker 1: pain isn't so bad that you'll remember it, and then
Speaker 1: it's gone. It's just gone. It's like a hangover, Like
Speaker 1: you'll forget about it so you don't think about how
Speaker 1: to fix it. I guess this is growing up. The
Speaker 1: it's already to tell me why my neck is so manly.
Speaker 1: It's this is just something that happens to like and ever,
Speaker 1: like last night at the comedy store, people kept coming
Speaker 1: up to me and hugging me, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: they'd like press it, but I would just like let
Speaker 1: him do it, because I'm just like just act like
Speaker 1: you're healthy, act like your neck is fine. I know.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things in the back book that
Speaker 1: I read that's like, don't baby it. Don't go like
Speaker 1: oh delicate, because then it knows to like scream if
Speaker 1: you treat it. Like a little baby. So I've been
Speaker 1: trying to be like, just act like it's normal. Turn
Speaker 1: your like if you get one of those things, the
Speaker 1: guns they're gun I didn't, I know, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about going to get Yeah, I kind of want someone
Speaker 1: to just like torture and dig into it out of
Speaker 1: the other side, to like even it out. I don't
Speaker 1: know how this happens. They say it's like, oh you leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not that, And it's something psychological for sure, because
Speaker 1: I sleep the same way every single night and this
Speaker 1: would happen way more often. There's no sleeping wrong. Is
Speaker 1: just the cop out for people who don't want to
Speaker 1: address emotional issues, which it totally is. And I just
Speaker 1: don't know what those emotional issues are though, trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, next news story, please all right.
Speaker 1: A woman almost died during an orgasm when a sex
Speaker 1: position popped her a order. She stated that her legs
Speaker 1: were pressed against her chest during the orgasm when she
Speaker 1: felt a pop in her chest with this radiation feeling
Speaker 1: to her back neck. Yeah, a jorda is the blood
Speaker 1: vessel that connects to the heart. That's like, I think
Speaker 1: in that area and it's like chest area. She was rushed.
Speaker 1: She was rushed to the emergency room um of her
Speaker 1: local hospital after suffering from a stabbing chest pain with
Speaker 1: a ten out of ten level. The patient had a
Speaker 1: path medical Sorry, no, I'm just kid. She probably slept wrong,
Speaker 1: he said, I mean, do you finish your orgasm then
Speaker 1: just die? Or do you go? Okay? We should probably
Speaker 1: like I could see you going keep part of the orgasm,
Speaker 1: Like was it because my friend stroke? First? That was
Speaker 1: very very stroke. She had lyme disease, but it was
Speaker 1: so it's a was a vascular condition already, and then
Speaker 1: a stroke sent the blood like sturging too much, and
Speaker 1: she had she went a little bit blind from it,
Speaker 1: and then she went and got tested and they she
Speaker 1: cut a call from the stroke clinic being like so
Speaker 1: it's the stroke clinic calling back and she's like wait
Speaker 1: why and they're like, you had a stroke and she's
Speaker 1: like what And it was from an orgasm because it's
Speaker 1: just such a surge of chemicals and blood that like,
Speaker 1: your whole system gets really fucked. But so it was
Speaker 1: just from her leg. If this woman's leg pushing against
Speaker 1: her a order, it's gotta be tough, like the most
Speaker 1: the best thing in life is ruined in a way
Speaker 1: for you to at least you're going to be afraid
Speaker 1: for a while, you know what I mean, it's the best.
Speaker 1: My friend was so scared for so long to associate
Speaker 1: fucking a stroke with a orgasm or a heart attack.
Speaker 1: It's fucking wild. I mean, I guess people have heart
Speaker 1: attacks all the time playing sports, so I guess you
Speaker 1: could think of but until it happens to you. I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of people died during sex. But orgasms
Speaker 1: are so intense. I mean, we discovered this yesterday. Maybe
Speaker 1: not as intense for men as it as for women,
Speaker 1: but it is such a an event inside your brain
Speaker 1: and like your body that I can't imagine things not
Speaker 1: going wrong, if if things aren't working right, like it
Speaker 1: just it's like a storm. It's like a lightning storm
Speaker 1: inside your body, like someone's got things are going to happen.
Speaker 1: When they say a thin line between love and hate,
Speaker 1: like love is the orgasm and they hate is you dying,
Speaker 1: And it's so close to each other, it's wild. When
Speaker 1: you're kind of having an orgasm, do you want to
Speaker 1: like bask in it and talk about it or you
Speaker 1: kind of like, let's move on to the next thing.
Speaker 1: M M. It depends, I guess. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: depends how the orgasm happened. If we both had an orgasm,
Speaker 1: if it you know, it's how quickly are You're you
Speaker 1: doing the next thing? Um? I get up pretty quick
Speaker 1: to clean off because I just don't like come to
Speaker 1: sitting on me. But is has come sitting on you
Speaker 1: most of the time. I'm guessing that you're either I
Speaker 1: don't come in her, so I know, But like, who
Speaker 1: doesn't just get it in their mouths so you don't
Speaker 1: have to clean it up every time? Other women don't
Speaker 1: do that. I literally cannot. I'm not trying to be grossier.
Speaker 1: I cannot remember the last time I've never seen I
Speaker 1: have not seen come in years I did. It's always
Speaker 1: in me. Well, why wouldn't it be? It's easy clean up.
Speaker 1: Why would you want it on your stomach when you
Speaker 1: could just swallow it? Honestly, answer this for me someone
Speaker 1: I don't know, Man, I don't know, dude. I yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends on who you with, I guess, but yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit here, a little bit there, it's easier.
Speaker 1: But where do you usually go? Can you say? I
Speaker 1: just usually go on on on, like it depends on
Speaker 1: what we're but yeah, I just pull out and I
Speaker 1: either go on her somewhere or I go on myself.
Speaker 1: If i'm I'm not talking about just Brenna in general,
Speaker 1: any woman just turn around and get it in your mouth,
Speaker 1: and then you can just go back to sleep. You
Speaker 1: don't have to go to the shower and clean off.
Speaker 1: You don't have to. You can literally just roll over
Speaker 1: and go to sleep. Take a sip of water. Do
Speaker 1: you ever like swallow right now? Because I feel like
Speaker 1: this is an efficiency thing that other people are doing
Speaker 1: the role. I used to do that too, I think
Speaker 1: just now sometimes they get lazy about it and it's
Speaker 1: easier to carry it over to the sink in my mouth,
Speaker 1: oh and spit it out instead of swallow. But if
Speaker 1: it's already in your mouth, that you already are dealing
Speaker 1: with the worst part the swallowing is not the word
Speaker 1: just across the room. So that Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend. She put down a towel for us.
Speaker 1: When I funk I pull out, I'd have to come
Speaker 1: on the towel like she'd put it underneath it on you.
Speaker 1: As long as it's not on you, because then you
Speaker 1: just have to go clean yourself off. I just want
Speaker 1: to be able to roll over. I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to the harsh lighting in the bathroom and like
Speaker 1: clean up, like I don't want to see myself afterwards
Speaker 1: and convenience. Yeah yeah, I just swallow if if he
Speaker 1: shoots it in you, I'm not wearing his foot nut. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I'm not putting it where you can
Speaker 1: get pregnant. Muster. Yeah, can I miss so you know
Speaker 1: it's gone somewhere my armpit. And this is a general Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about God the royal he yeah, yeah, capital h.
Speaker 1: I just I really feel like confused for a while.
Speaker 1: And you haven't seen common years is so funny. I haven't.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know what it looks like anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think some people like to. Yeah, people like seeing
Speaker 1: what they created. They like seeing it come out of
Speaker 1: the like a volcano. They like seeing the eruption. I
Speaker 1: see it. I see it because it's like about me
Speaker 1: go on, And sometimes I like it from like a
Speaker 1: like a shrimp at a Benny Hannah, like he shot
Speaker 1: from far away. Yeah, I'm like a dolphin, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know I just don't understand so because then it
Speaker 1: gets on the bed sometimes, right, Like if you're just
Speaker 1: putting it on her stomach or something, it can get
Speaker 1: it can over shoot and get on the bed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of hot to ejaculate on someone,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, I like I used to word ejaculate.
Speaker 1: I got tired of saying comment. I was just like
Speaker 1: scientific this, Like I listened to fucking classical al right,
Speaker 1: next next news story. Alright, well, should have to have
Speaker 1: sex to classical music and and talk about it on
Speaker 1: the totally do that. That would be so fun. I think,
Speaker 1: I bet it would make it so fun. It would
Speaker 1: It would make you feel like you're in Briton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it made me feel like I was trying
Speaker 1: to conceive an air. Maybe I wouldn't swallow it. We
Speaker 1: should do it in like candle light and like, but
Speaker 1: don't tell our significant others that it's we're setting never
Speaker 1: listen to music, so that would be very bizarre. The
Speaker 1: one time I'm like hold on and I get out
Speaker 1: an old grammophone player. Yeah, you start with like Joe
Speaker 1: to see and they're like, do you listen to music?
Speaker 1: Sometimes the strokes is fun to have sex to. Like,
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll get in the rhythm when you're you're just like,
Speaker 1: you're just like sheeh, But then you start sucking to
Speaker 1: the beat, and then you get so involved in the
Speaker 1: sucking to the beat that you forget that you're almost
Speaker 1: sucking like you do you put it on before or
Speaker 1: will you like start like you'll know you're gonna have
Speaker 1: sex to you like queue up the music, because I
Speaker 1: feel like sex so much happens impromptu that it's not
Speaker 1: so much of a cue. It's more of a like
Speaker 1: a minute in and then you go, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of quiet in here, and we hear a
Speaker 1: lot of slurps. Yeah, I'm always having sex in the silence.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that is. And I feel like
Speaker 1: it's to be dark either. I like to hear everything,
Speaker 1: and I like to see everything. I don't like the dark,
Speaker 1: but I do want to be in an elevator conversation.
Speaker 1: Don't want to hear, don't want to see, no nothing.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break and we'll come back
Speaker 1: with why do I care? All right? Why do I care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Harry Styles has the perfect response
Speaker 1: after getting pelted with cold chicken nuggets during a Madison
Speaker 1: Since Square Garden show. I don't ate chicken. I don't
Speaker 1: ate meat, and it's cold. Yes, yeah, this is cold,
Speaker 1: and I am I'm assuming very old up. He picked
Speaker 1: it up and then back right. Yeah, and then there.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a new thing that
Speaker 1: people like throw it on stage and it's so gross.
Speaker 1: But he said deliberately, I don't eat chicken. I don't
Speaker 1: eat meat, and I love him for it. He vegan champion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not true. It was disproven. Um he's the best.
Speaker 1: I frecking love that kid. He is, Um, I and
Speaker 1: everyone has oppinion about him and Olivia Wilde and there's
Speaker 1: like so much, so many rumors going around around about
Speaker 1: this new film therein it does look so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, Olivia Wilde apparently said she fired Child above.
Speaker 1: Shila Boff was like, um, that's not how it went
Speaker 1: down at all. He wrote like a very diplomatic kind letter,
Speaker 1: being like I wish he's so much success with this movie,
Speaker 1: but we both know I was not fired. And then
Speaker 1: he sent a video that she sent him being like, Shylock,
Speaker 1: please figure out how to make this work. And she
Speaker 1: called like, you know the other girl in the movie
Speaker 1: that's not doing bess for the movie, Florence Florence Pugh,
Speaker 1: she called her miss Low. She was like, I wonder
Speaker 1: how you and miss Flow, Like she had some kind
Speaker 1: of attitude when she said, Miss Flow, why Olivia Wilde
Speaker 1: would send a video to shyl La Buff and why
Speaker 1: Olivia wild would lie about anything that might stoke the
Speaker 1: flames that are shy a La Buff? Like do not
Speaker 1: what just say that you went your separate ways? Like
Speaker 1: that guy is cuckoo pants, Like you know, I would not.
Speaker 1: She had to have seen that coming. So now it's like,
Speaker 1: now this movie is getting so much pressed for the
Speaker 1: fact that none of them are going to do press
Speaker 1: for it because it's so fraught. So apparently Florence Pugh
Speaker 1: was like annoyed that they put Harry Styles in place
Speaker 1: of um, well, I guess she didn't like Shila both
Speaker 1: in the first place, but then she didn't like Harry
Speaker 1: Styles because Olivia and Harry were having a relationship which
Speaker 1: apparently did not really take place until after the fact,
Speaker 1: which I believe. But everyone is just hates Olivia Wilde
Speaker 1: because they're so fun being jealous that she's with Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: Every woman wants to be with Harry Styles. I don't
Speaker 1: care who you are. Every woman is so attracted to him.
Speaker 1: And you're jealous. You're jealous, and so you've gotta hate
Speaker 1: Olivia Wilde. But and then you have to make her
Speaker 1: out to be a bad mom and Jason Stadeikis she
Speaker 1: hurt him. You don't know what you're talking about, and
Speaker 1: neither do I. But I guarantee you that Jason Stadeikis
Speaker 1: isn't a fucking angel in this either anyway. And she
Speaker 1: makes a good point that whenever people see Jason Stadekis
Speaker 1: with his kids, they're like, he's an amazing father, look
Speaker 1: at him. And anytime she is not with her children,
Speaker 1: she's a terrible mother. And it's like it's this you know,
Speaker 1: double standard that is just there. It's so many examples
Speaker 1: of it, Like he is with he is not with
Speaker 1: his kids way more than she is not with her kids.
Speaker 1: If you look at it, and it's it's excusable because
Speaker 1: he's a father and she's a mother and she's supposed
Speaker 1: to be she's not supposed to be working all the
Speaker 1: time and gallivanting with this young boy. It's like it's
Speaker 1: her boyfriend so jealous. Does a director and a producer
Speaker 1: have to be diplomatic and be a little bit like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking to you like this, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be kind to you. I'm gonna be kind of
Speaker 1: this person. So then you feel like you've been warranted
Speaker 1: and like it happens all the time. But it's a
Speaker 1: woman caught on video doing it like she it's not
Speaker 1: that bad. She was just trying to make everything okay. Everyone,
Speaker 1: these celebrities, you're all such hypocrites. You all do it,
Speaker 1: including myself. We've all been gross versions of ourselves trying
Speaker 1: to manipulate a situation or and by the way, every
Speaker 1: single celebrity couple you know got together on a set,
Speaker 1: stop acting so scandalized that this director prayed on her talent.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many directors and cast members end
Speaker 1: updating all of them, all of them, And it's just
Speaker 1: so happens that this woman is getting the brunt of
Speaker 1: it because she's a woman and he is a man,
Speaker 1: and he's younger. It's like, leave them alone, let them be.
Speaker 1: They're so cute, and you know what, first of all,
Speaker 1: he kind of is, but also they are they feel
Speaker 1: like private. They keep their relationship private. They're not asking
Speaker 1: for any of this, and they're not putting anything out
Speaker 1: there for people their judge. They're not at all. And
Speaker 1: but girls are so every woman I know is Brenna
Speaker 1: into Harry styles too. She likes him. She's not like
Speaker 1: so she's holding it back. But every single girl is
Speaker 1: touching themselves to Harry dead and old guy. I think
Speaker 1: she's into that. That's why I tell myself women are
Speaker 1: hiding it hard because they don't want to be the
Speaker 1: girl that likes the guy from one direction that wears dresses.
Speaker 1: But women are chisen in their pants all day long
Speaker 1: for this guy out and the women are so attracted
Speaker 1: to him, and they're so jealous of her. It would
Speaker 1: really suck. I think to be that is dating the
Speaker 1: most desirable guy in the world. People are taking off
Speaker 1: their anger that they have towards child above for abusing
Speaker 1: I forget, I forget the twigs on like they like,
Speaker 1: take that anger and then they shift it her that
Speaker 1: she's like almost just as bad as the one doing
Speaker 1: the abuse. It's just like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know it felt. It feels very like
Speaker 1: I've had some crazy women DM me voice metmos of like,
Speaker 1: I thought you were on our side, Nikki. We have
Speaker 1: talked and we see that you have liked so and
Speaker 1: so's video and then you still follow him. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you serious like sounding like that, honey? If you
Speaker 1: me on your side, that is not the tone to
Speaker 1: get it. Like I have been, I go, oh, I
Speaker 1: get white people. Stop listening to these women like that
Speaker 1: is how you're going to approach me, having kind of
Speaker 1: uh a shift of the how I who I'm friends
Speaker 1: with or who I support, Like, I'm sorry, Tiffany hattch
Speaker 1: is out there at Chris Brown's concert being like, baby,
Speaker 1: I love you, praise Chris Brown. Is she getting any
Speaker 1: blowback from that yet? I still I am friends with
Speaker 1: someone on Instagram who allegedly maybe it's just like and
Speaker 1: I'm not even friends on it because you follow someone
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I think they're funny. Some of the Something
Speaker 1: to Do was funny. I'm not supporting what they do,
Speaker 1: but I had this woman right to me in that voice,
Speaker 1: that same voice, Nikki. It has noted, it is noted.
Speaker 1: I know it's terrible for my voice, It's fine. It
Speaker 1: wasn so insane. I like I can't even this is
Speaker 1: the easiest way for me to just not listen to
Speaker 1: you woman like this. I'm not then I'm done like
Speaker 1: this is this is not how we're going to how
Speaker 1: I'm going to come to my senses. But um, yeah
Speaker 1: that was that's a in law. It's fine. Stop following,
Speaker 1: Matt alright, final thought, we gotta go. Um it's been
Speaker 1: a good show. Um any any final thoughts? Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: Lucy is just such a good like booker. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Like look around the history, you know, just all these
Speaker 1: guys on the wall. Have you seen the candy jars there?
Speaker 1: They do have good candy in there. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we just lost him. He literally pulled out his plug,
Speaker 1: showing us a video of the green room. He pulled
Speaker 1: out the ether deck word Well, Andrew goes sing in
Speaker 1: Nashville yesterday. Uh yes, did you get any of the company. Honestly,
Speaker 1: they have the I'll tell you this about Lucy. She
Speaker 1: has the best. There's gatorade, beers, all the candy. Yeah. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: I'm here way too early. Yeah. Wait, you're not there
Speaker 1: to do your show yet. I wouldn't be surprised. Andrew
Speaker 1: really likes to get there early. It's oh my god. Well, UM,
Speaker 1: you can't see Andrew anymore because this is actually happening
Speaker 1: on Wednesday and the show was Tuesday. But I hope
Speaker 1: you made it out there. But you can come see
Speaker 1: me this Friday in Vegas. Um Benedict Plsy will be
Speaker 1: there from um Foight Island. Anya Marina will be there.
Speaker 1: It will be my last show before I have my
Speaker 1: vocal cords are wrapped out. UM, so please come out
Speaker 1: and see it. And uh, I would love it. Um,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening to the show. We'll be
Speaker 1: back tomorrow. And Jack Creature Jack Lucy is great. Top it.
Speaker 1: I do love Lucy. It's too much