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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicki Laser Podcast. It's Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: How are you this week? I'm in Los Angeles, California,

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Speaker 1: Noah's in New York, Andrews in Nashville. Uh, we're all

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Speaker 1: scattered and uh I was late getting up this morning.

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Speaker 1: I do still have the ring on from March eighth,

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Speaker 1: the finale of Fight Island to Perfect Strangers too. As

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Speaker 1: you guys know, it's still in my finger. It's not

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Speaker 1: coming off. Um. I did go when I was jewelry

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Speaker 1: shopping in Boston. I did ask these women if they

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Speaker 1: could cut it off, and they were like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: you have to go to the hospital. So I need

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Speaker 1: like a little mini Jaws of Life. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: it's people are concerned about it. Um. My stylist who

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Speaker 1: gave it me it um the other night they were

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Speaker 1: stiling me for Jimmy Kimmel and they just stacked some

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Speaker 1: other rings around it. But it definitely does not go

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Speaker 1: with the look, and they were not They were like,

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Speaker 1: is there any way to get it off? And I

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Speaker 1: looked at them like, March eighth, do you think I

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Speaker 1: keep thinking it will like slip off or like I'll

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Speaker 1: just kind of like you know, take it off without

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Speaker 1: really thinking about it. Like one day it's just gonna

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Speaker 1: be off and we'll be like it's off off, but it's, um,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It just will not go past my knuckle.

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Speaker 1: And then there's another one I just put on last night,

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Speaker 1: not really and it is a very sharp and sharp edges.

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Speaker 1: And so I've had to adjust my life around it

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Speaker 1: because it's like we'll get it got caught in my

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Speaker 1: hair a lot when I was using just shamp Now

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Speaker 1: I just don't shampoo anymore. Um, you know, certain sex

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Speaker 1: acts used to have it get in the way, and

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Speaker 1: now it's just it's I've adapted. I just lift that

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Speaker 1: finger delicately for all at who are you without it?

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Speaker 1: At this point, it's like it's like a ribbon around. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you take the ribbon off, your head falls off

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Speaker 1: and this middle finger comes off. Did you ever hear

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Speaker 1: that like the most important finger is the pinky, like

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Speaker 1: for gripping things? Interesting? No, I never knew that. I

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Speaker 1: mean real, Yeah, I don't know. I feel like all

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Speaker 1: your fingers to get rid of, that's the one to keep. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your pinky toe must have a lot to do with

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Speaker 1: balance as well, but I don't know, we kind of

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Speaker 1: you need them all, like your middle finger, yeah, is

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Speaker 1: the longest places for me. There's this football player. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a player who know his name is Ronnie Lott.

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Speaker 1: And his finger got like frostbite. And it's like before

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Speaker 1: the super Bowl, and they were like, either where you

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Speaker 1: either you can't play or you gotta play a cast,

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Speaker 1: or we're gonna cut your pinky off, and he liketed

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Speaker 1: to cut the fucking pinky off with the knuckle to

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Speaker 1: playing in the cast would be too because he was

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Speaker 1: a safety. Would be hard to like play because you

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Speaker 1: need to use your hands somewhat. But still it's wild.

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Speaker 1: Probably just get ripped off during the game anyway, I

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Speaker 1: guess the cat, you know, like it would just get hurt.

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Speaker 1: It would get hurt so bad in the game. How

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Speaker 1: a week later, he was like, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that was a good decision, like, like, I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty ballsy, I guess. I mean so many times decisions

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Speaker 1: for like the super Bowl or like a role they're doing,

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Speaker 1: people don't forget that no one cares. Like the super

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Speaker 1: Bowl becomes almost obsolete afterwards, like do you remember who

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Speaker 1: won five years ago? I mean, I'd have to think

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Speaker 1: hard about it. I remember more who won like twenty

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Speaker 1: years ago, more than five years ago. Like that I

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Speaker 1: cared about it more when I was a kid, right,

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Speaker 1: do you care about the halftime show as a kid?

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Speaker 1: The commercials I did? That was like as a family

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Speaker 1: because it was just like a yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: And it's like I had no choice. And even there,

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Speaker 1: see your mom like getting ready and you're like why

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Speaker 1: killed him correct style, dude. But you do have to

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Speaker 1: be friends with your parents friends kids. Like that's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: him for that, and I probably deserved it, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: there's always another side to the shoving your face into

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Speaker 1: a bus seat story. I told you that story about

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Speaker 1: the guy that he he was beating me up on

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Speaker 1: my brother threw him like for me, like up for me.

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Speaker 1: And then a couple of years later he killed somebody,

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Speaker 1: so I got beat up. Was there a boombox involved? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: then lit her on fire and then spray painted her.

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Speaker 1: And then your painting. Lucky to have avoided any of

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Speaker 1: that backlash. Your brother. How how many years later did

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Speaker 1: he do that to the he spray painted her? How

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Speaker 1: much time did he have? I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: your head. That's why you don't. And then his family

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Speaker 1: went the water people. Yeah, did he get I think

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Speaker 1: you tried to get off on like mental illness, but

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Speaker 1: I think he's still in jail. Um the earned the

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Speaker 1: pizzeria in town I remember little johnnies Orth or no

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Speaker 1: I forget the name of it, but always always best,

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Speaker 1: you know, burn your pizza, wrap it on the head.

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Speaker 1: It was terrible. It was terrible, terrible. And he had they,

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Speaker 1: It was just like it doesn't matter, like and the

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Speaker 1: kids reporting bullying would be pointless because the jocks will

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Speaker 1: be bullied, stop being goth. Was I could see teachers,

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Speaker 1: like now that I'm older and insecure, that they would

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Speaker 1: why a lot of them go back to teach is

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Speaker 1: because they want to like you know, yeah, they want

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Speaker 1: going to disprove the thing that they always made you

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Speaker 1: dad and that what. Yeah, these people go back and teach,

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Speaker 1: teaching is like the level of the kids that know that,

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Speaker 1: you're you're supposed to be getting them prepared for high

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Speaker 1: if if you think gay is a choice, you think

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Speaker 1: I'm just watching TikTok on silent, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 1: You get back to the break. When do you listen

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Speaker 1: they choose. Choose When do you listen to music in

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Speaker 1: those sheets because I used to always bring sheets condos

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00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: because that's smart disgusting. Yeah, god fuck I should have

427
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: thought they wash them though. Yeah, no, they do a

428
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: good Yeah. Yeah. There's a comic condo across the street

429
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: in Nashville, um that it's been used for probably at

430
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 1: least fifteen years that I've been going there, and really

431
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: is a cool club here, Like it feels like there's

432
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: a lot of history. I mean, get Lucy's gonna listen

433
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: to it. She'll book you again. We don't need to

434
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: talking about you should on the condos And you're like,

435
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: but no, really, there's a lot of history here that

436
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: is so sweet and she's so and she's like the

437
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: way that they handle like comics and take care of us.

438
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: You know, it just means a lot to me because

439
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: it makes me better on stage because I'm able to

440
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: relax and just really just think about my set and

441
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: not like what's going to happen? Oh my god, I

442
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: say it like condo with um Hayzew's trey home. When

443
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: I were to me, I think I got a hotel

444
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: maybe just me and a meal were there? Yeah, you

445
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: and a meal were there. My parents have been over

446
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: that condo. We spoke to wed with Doug Benson in

447
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: that condo one time. I've stayed the condo probably six times. Um,

448
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: I like have thrown up in that toilet upstairs? Is

449
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: that the b is that the one you have? It

450
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: was so beliemic one weekend there. Oh god, it was

451
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: so disgusting. I hit a real bad bottom in that

452
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: fucking bathroom. Oh my god, which one on the I'll

453
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: go look, I'll take a phone. It's definitely been cleaned

454
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: up since then, but man, it was. There are some

455
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: rough goes at that kind of because it's so just

456
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: so depressing staying with a bunch of comics that you

457
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: don't know all weekend and the club is right across

458
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: the street, which is nice, but it's just it was

459
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 1: such a that what a weird time to just go

460
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: go and you show up and whoever the headliner is,

461
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: you're just staying at a house with them all weekend.

462
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: There's one time enough for other clubs or is it

463
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: only in Nashville? No, they do it. Uh it was

464
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: that way, and it's that way in a ton of places,

465
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: but um, like in Cincinnati and uh, Orlando, Tampa, UM, Richmond, Virginia. UM.

466
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: The one that I stayed in UM in Wisconsin. God,

467
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: what is the name of that club is called Skyline,

468
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: But it was a small club and I stayed with

469
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: this guy for his name was Jeff. He was the headliner,

470
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: and he came home one day and he was on

471
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: the couch in his boxers on his laptop, but his

472
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: laptop was covering his boxer, so he just like he

473
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: was naked. I mean, it was so weird. There was

474
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: one I stayed with a guy who had his my

475
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: Space girlfriend come visit, and she fucking hated me because

476
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: she was so jealous that there was like another girl

477
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: there and this is supposed to be her weekend with

478
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: her boyfriend. And he was so so overweight he couldn't

479
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: move but once a day to walk to stage. It

480
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: was so weird. Yeah, it was. And I would go

481
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: to these places and just cry because of the sheets

482
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: were so I mean, a lot of these condos the

483
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,239
Speaker 1: condo and Nashville is nice, but a lot of these

484
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 1: condos dirty, dirty, dirty, And you would just always wonder

485
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: around the condo and be scared to open um the

486
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: closets because I would always be scared. The Feature Act

487
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: what had hung himself the week before, and every time

488
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: I opened the closet, I'd be like, I think there's

489
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: going to be a dead body in here, because this

490
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: is too depressing to have survived this weekend. Oh it

491
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: was grim, but I know yours has been. People have

492
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: probably died in there. They were Nashville would probably check

493
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: on the Feature Act, but yeah, someone's probably there have

494
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: been crazy things happening in that condo before. A lot

495
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: of drugs, a lot of drugs. Um, no, cool things

496
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: are happening. I'm so fucking boring. I was like in

497
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: bed at like ninety watching Hulu like a little bit,

498
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: um Tyson, there's a moving on. Are you, um you

499
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: know Mike Tyson? Yeah, I do know Mike Tyson. But

500
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: there's been Yeah, another bio fucking show. It's actually great.

501
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: It really is like surprisingly great. Well, I've watched When

502
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Harry Met Sally for like the hundredth time the other night.

503
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: It's now on Netflix. God damn it. It's so good.

504
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: I love. It's like comfort food. It's like it's just

505
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 1: feels so good going down the whole the whole movie.

506
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: There's so many things I picked up on that. I

507
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: didn't think see the first time. Um, throughout the movie,

508
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: you see that Sally is in love with Harry. I

509
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: never saw that before. I was thought Harry was going

510
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: after Sally. But there's so many times now that I'm

511
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: catching where Sally was just like like so in love

512
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: with Harry and it was like so apparent, yes gazing,

513
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: And I love those little nuggets that you find later

514
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: on up on the watch of something God, that movie

515
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: holds up. It's so good. I love that you watch

516
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: that movie like you're figuring out usual suspects, but it's

517
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: just a romantic like comedy of like two people. Know

518
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: a minute forty three you could see that she blinks

519
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: twice and you'll know that she fucking wants to blow

520
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: like y, there was so funny like that. I'm gonna

521
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: watch it. Probably a guy settle or no, yes, for sure,

522
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: I mean they're both up there. But um, I love

523
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: a Billy Crystal. He's just so good in it and

524
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: so detached in that. No. No, but it's interesting like

525
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: a leading man back then was not that a track.

526
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: He wasn't that a track, Like I wasn't turned up

527
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: by Tom Hanks though, either. I was more turned. You know,

528
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: I'm more like into the love story of it, you know,

529
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: of like, oh they're sweet, Oh he loves her so much.

530
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: But I'm not like horny for Hanks, he wasn't hot

531
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: and if he was too hot, em was m castaway

532
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: when he finally went back for Helen Hunt and then

533
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: he's pulling away in the car and then she starts

534
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: chasing after his car and then they get out of

535
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: the car and she's like, I love you. I loved

536
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: you the whole time. And she's like, but she's now

537
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: married to this other guy and she has a kid.

538
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh god, she thought he was dead. Oh my god,

539
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: that is so good. I love a movie where they

540
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: don't end up together. I love it together. And you've

541
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: never seen a nope, no, I know that's like I

542
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: wrote you every day, and I know that they hated

543
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: each other. Well, very similar to what you said. Well,

544
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: it's in the rain, and she like jumps out, yeah,

545
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: it's over, It's never over. And then they fucking make

546
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: out in the rain and then why is that so good? Girl?

547
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: And Ryan's on top. It's weird. It's weird, all right,

548
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. It's been a while folks,

549
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. You know what that means? It is Wednesday

550
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: or is it Thursday? I don't know exactly, but I

551
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: have we're having but it's actually Tuesday, because Tuesday in

552
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: our world. Yeah, we're honest on the show, but it's

553
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: Wednesday news time. All right. Are you guys interested in

554
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: what people are stealing from Manhattan restaurants? Sure? I mean

555
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm guessing salt and pepper and napkins. Um. Yes, especially

556
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: things with logos with logos yep, like dishes, glasses, stuff

557
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: like that, knives, also candles from the bathroom that have

558
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: been lit, so when people put them in their bag,

559
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,239
Speaker 1: that means like the wax is probably falling all over

560
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: the bag. Soap bottles. People are such losers. Taylor's probably

561
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: doing some of this outdoor lamps. Taylor has two candles

562
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: in her hand right now. I was looking at the

563
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: chairs in my lobby of my hotel because there's like

564
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: a side entrance where there's no one, there's no like

565
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: people there. But pulled up a pickup truck and had

566
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: a mask on and just ran in, grabbed these chairs

567
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: through them in the back, peeled off. No one would

568
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: catch you, saying and then ten minutes before that you

569
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: have the same outfit on, but now you just have

570
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: a mask, and they're like, lady, like we saw you

571
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: earlier without a mask. I don't from the ring on

572
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: your finger. Like those those cloth napkins. The other day,

573
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,719
Speaker 1: I came home and I found one in our laundry

574
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, where did this come from? I mean,

575
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: I think Andrew used to steal towels from hotels, and

576
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: I pretty quickly you don't do that. I think a

577
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: lot of people do that and think that that's okay.

578
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: Because something is in plentitude somewhere doesn't mean that it

579
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be replenished and that they don't own it.

580
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying the man dude, No, it

581
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: works when Taylor says that I don't know about you. Yeah,

582
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, damn it. I thought I

583
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: said it confident enough. The other day, it was that

584
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: Jimmy kimmel Um green room and there was a pen

585
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: that I was like, Oh, I really like this pen,

586
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: and I threw it to my bag and I go, no,

587
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: this is not my pen. Who do you think you are?

588
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: This is not your pen. This is their pen. And

589
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I put it back, and I was proud of myself

590
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: because it was just one of those things where you

591
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: go everything because I was, you know, taking all the

592
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: snacks that they had gotten for me, and I was

593
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: those are things that are mine to have. And then

594
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I like this pen and I

595
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: threw it and I was like stop this. This is

596
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: this is what a person thinks, an entitled person thinks

597
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: that everything in a place is. There's this why people

598
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: steal at restaurants. They actually think that it's theirs or

599
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: that well, I ate with it, it's mine. I want

600
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: people to get caught so badly stealing silverware. That is

601
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: such a chacky loser thing to do. What's the last

602
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: thing you stole? Honestly? Yeah, good question. When I got caught,

603
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: I think urban out. Yeah it was two thou four.

604
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: I was nice. Uh yeah two either fall of two

605
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: thousand four of spring of two thousand five. Yeah. Um,

606
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: it was just a bunch of ship that I didn't have.

607
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: Tags that will get rid of the crank in your neck. Yeah,

608
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: maybe I need to let go of that. NOE was

609
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: saying that the fact that I can't turn my neck,

610
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: I really don't know what people do when they have

611
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: this kind of thing where it's like, you know, I'm

612
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: in bed going like like what do you do for this?

613
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna go away overnight. It didn't

614
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: go away, but it's one of those things that I

615
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: will go away like tomorrow. The next day, you'll just

616
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: forget about it, and then well you'll just like the

617
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: pain isn't so bad that you'll remember it, and then

618
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: it's gone. It's just gone. It's like a hangover, Like

619
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: you'll forget about it so you don't think about how

620
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: to fix it. I guess this is growing up. The

621
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: it's already to tell me why my neck is so manly.

622
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: It's this is just something that happens to like and ever,

623
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: like last night at the comedy store, people kept coming

624
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: up to me and hugging me, and I'd be like,

625
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: they'd like press it, but I would just like let

626
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: him do it, because I'm just like just act like

627
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: you're healthy, act like your neck is fine. I know.

628
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: That's one of the things in the back book that

629
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: I read that's like, don't baby it. Don't go like

630
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: oh delicate, because then it knows to like scream if

631
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: you treat it. Like a little baby. So I've been

632
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: trying to be like, just act like it's normal. Turn

633
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: your like if you get one of those things, the

634
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: guns they're gun I didn't, I know, I was thinking

635
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: about going to get Yeah, I kind of want someone

636
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: to just like torture and dig into it out of

637
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: the other side, to like even it out. I don't

638
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: know how this happens. They say it's like, oh you leave. Yeah,

639
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: it's not that, And it's something psychological for sure, because

640
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: I sleep the same way every single night and this

641
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: would happen way more often. There's no sleeping wrong. Is

642
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: just the cop out for people who don't want to

643
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: address emotional issues, which it totally is. And I just

644
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: don't know what those emotional issues are though, trying to

645
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, next news story, please all right.

646
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: A woman almost died during an orgasm when a sex

647
00:36:55,080 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: position popped her a order. She stated that her legs

648
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: were pressed against her chest during the orgasm when she

649
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: felt a pop in her chest with this radiation feeling

650
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: to her back neck. Yeah, a jorda is the blood

651
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: vessel that connects to the heart. That's like, I think

652
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: in that area and it's like chest area. She was rushed.

653
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: She was rushed to the emergency room um of her

654
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: local hospital after suffering from a stabbing chest pain with

655
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: a ten out of ten level. The patient had a

656
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: path medical Sorry, no, I'm just kid. She probably slept wrong,

657
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: he said, I mean, do you finish your orgasm then

658
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 1: just die? Or do you go? Okay? We should probably

659
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: like I could see you going keep part of the orgasm,

660
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: Like was it because my friend stroke? First? That was

661
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: very very stroke. She had lyme disease, but it was

662
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 1: so it's a was a vascular condition already, and then

663
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: a stroke sent the blood like sturging too much, and

664
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: she had she went a little bit blind from it,

665
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: and then she went and got tested and they she

666
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: cut a call from the stroke clinic being like so

667
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: it's the stroke clinic calling back and she's like wait

668
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: why and they're like, you had a stroke and she's

669
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: like what And it was from an orgasm because it's

670
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: just such a surge of chemicals and blood that like,

671
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: your whole system gets really fucked. But so it was

672
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: just from her leg. If this woman's leg pushing against

673
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: her a order, it's gotta be tough, like the most

674
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: the best thing in life is ruined in a way

675
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: for you to at least you're going to be afraid

676
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: for a while, you know what I mean, it's the best.

677
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: My friend was so scared for so long to associate

678
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: fucking a stroke with a orgasm or a heart attack.

679
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: It's fucking wild. I mean, I guess people have heart

680
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: attacks all the time playing sports, so I guess you

681
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: could think of but until it happens to you. I'm

682
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: sure a lot of people died during sex. But orgasms

683
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: are so intense. I mean, we discovered this yesterday. Maybe

684
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: not as intense for men as it as for women,

685
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: but it is such a an event inside your brain

686
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: and like your body that I can't imagine things not

687
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: going wrong, if if things aren't working right, like it

688
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: just it's like a storm. It's like a lightning storm

689
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: inside your body, like someone's got things are going to happen.

690
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: When they say a thin line between love and hate,

691
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: like love is the orgasm and they hate is you dying,

692
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: And it's so close to each other, it's wild. When

693
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: you're kind of having an orgasm, do you want to

694
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: like bask in it and talk about it or you

695
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: kind of like, let's move on to the next thing.

696
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: M M. It depends, I guess. I don't know. It

697
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: depends how the orgasm happened. If we both had an orgasm,

698
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: if it you know, it's how quickly are You're you

699
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: doing the next thing? Um? I get up pretty quick

700
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: to clean off because I just don't like come to

701
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: sitting on me. But is has come sitting on you

702
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: most of the time. I'm guessing that you're either I

703
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: don't come in her, so I know, But like, who

704
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: doesn't just get it in their mouths so you don't

705
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: have to clean it up every time? Other women don't

706
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: do that. I literally cannot. I'm not trying to be grossier.

707
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: I cannot remember the last time I've never seen I

708
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: have not seen come in years I did. It's always

709
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: in me. Well, why wouldn't it be? It's easy clean up.

710
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: Why would you want it on your stomach when you

711
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: could just swallow it? Honestly, answer this for me someone

712
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, Man, I don't know, dude. I yeah,

713
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: it depends on who you with, I guess, but yeah,

714
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: a little bit here, a little bit there, it's easier.

715
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: But where do you usually go? Can you say? I

716
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: just usually go on on on, like it depends on

717
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: what we're but yeah, I just pull out and I

718
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: either go on her somewhere or I go on myself.

719
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: If i'm I'm not talking about just Brenna in general,

720
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: any woman just turn around and get it in your mouth,

721
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: and then you can just go back to sleep. You

722
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: don't have to go to the shower and clean off.

723
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: You don't have to. You can literally just roll over

724
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: and go to sleep. Take a sip of water. Do

725
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: you ever like swallow right now? Because I feel like

726
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: this is an efficiency thing that other people are doing

727
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: the role. I used to do that too, I think

728
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: just now sometimes they get lazy about it and it's

729
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: easier to carry it over to the sink in my mouth,

730
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: oh and spit it out instead of swallow. But if

731
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: it's already in your mouth, that you already are dealing

732
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: with the worst part the swallowing is not the word

733
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: just across the room. So that Yeah, you know, I

734
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend. She put down a towel for us.

735
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: When I funk I pull out, I'd have to come

736
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: on the towel like she'd put it underneath it on you.

737
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: As long as it's not on you, because then you

738
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: just have to go clean yourself off. I just want

739
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: to be able to roll over. I don't want to

740
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: go to the harsh lighting in the bathroom and like

741
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: clean up, like I don't want to see myself afterwards

742
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: and convenience. Yeah yeah, I just swallow if if he

743
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: shoots it in you, I'm not wearing his foot nut. Okay, interesting,

744
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I'm not putting it where you can

745
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: get pregnant. Muster. Yeah, can I miss so you know

746
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: it's gone somewhere my armpit. And this is a general Yeah,

747
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm talking about God the royal he yeah, yeah, capital h.

748
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: I just I really feel like confused for a while.

749
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: And you haven't seen common years is so funny. I haven't.

750
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know what it looks like anymore. Yeah.

751
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: I think some people like to. Yeah, people like seeing

752
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: what they created. They like seeing it come out of

753
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: the like a volcano. They like seeing the eruption. I

754
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: see it. I see it because it's like about me

755
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: go on, And sometimes I like it from like a

756
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: like a shrimp at a Benny Hannah, like he shot

757
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: from far away. Yeah, I'm like a dolphin, Like I

758
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: don't know I just don't understand so because then it

759
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: gets on the bed sometimes, right, Like if you're just

760
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: putting it on her stomach or something, it can get

761
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: it can over shoot and get on the bed. Yeah.

762
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of hot to ejaculate on someone,

763
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, I like I used to word ejaculate.

764
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I got tired of saying comment. I was just like

765
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: scientific this, Like I listened to fucking classical al right,

766
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: next next news story. Alright, well, should have to have

767
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: sex to classical music and and talk about it on

768
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: the totally do that. That would be so fun. I think,

769
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: I bet it would make it so fun. It would

770
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: It would make you feel like you're in Briton. Yeah,

771
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: you know, it made me feel like I was trying

772
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: to conceive an air. Maybe I wouldn't swallow it. We

773
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: should do it in like candle light and like, but

774
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: don't tell our significant others that it's we're setting never

775
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: listen to music, so that would be very bizarre. The

776
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: one time I'm like hold on and I get out

777
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: an old grammophone player. Yeah, you start with like Joe

778
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: to see and they're like, do you listen to music?

779
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes the strokes is fun to have sex to. Like,

780
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll get in the rhythm when you're you're just like,

781
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: you're just like sheeh, But then you start sucking to

782
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: the beat, and then you get so involved in the

783
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: sucking to the beat that you forget that you're almost

784
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: sucking like you do you put it on before or

785
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: will you like start like you'll know you're gonna have

786
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: sex to you like queue up the music, because I

787
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: feel like sex so much happens impromptu that it's not

788
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: so much of a cue. It's more of a like

789
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: a minute in and then you go, hey, you know,

790
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: it's kind of quiet in here, and we hear a

791
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 1: lot of slurps. Yeah, I'm always having sex in the silence.

792
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why that is. And I feel like

793
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: it's to be dark either. I like to hear everything,

794
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: and I like to see everything. I don't like the dark,

795
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: but I do want to be in an elevator conversation.

796
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: Don't want to hear, don't want to see, no nothing.

797
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break and we'll come back

798
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: with why do I care? All right? Why do I care?

799
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Harry Styles has the perfect response

800
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: after getting pelted with cold chicken nuggets during a Madison

801
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: Since Square Garden show. I don't ate chicken. I don't

802
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: ate meat, and it's cold. Yes, yeah, this is cold,

803
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: and I am I'm assuming very old up. He picked

804
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: it up and then back right. Yeah, and then there.

805
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a new thing that

806
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 1: people like throw it on stage and it's so gross.

807
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: But he said deliberately, I don't eat chicken. I don't

808
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: eat meat, and I love him for it. He vegan champion. Yeah,

809
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: and it's not true. It was disproven. Um he's the best.

810
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: I frecking love that kid. He is, Um, I and

811
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: everyone has oppinion about him and Olivia Wilde and there's

812
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: like so much, so many rumors going around around about

813
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: this new film therein it does look so good. Yeah,

814
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: so yeah, Olivia Wilde apparently said she fired Child above.

815
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: Shila Boff was like, um, that's not how it went

816
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,959
Speaker 1: down at all. He wrote like a very diplomatic kind letter,

817
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: being like I wish he's so much success with this movie,

818
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: but we both know I was not fired. And then

819
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: he sent a video that she sent him being like, Shylock,

820
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: please figure out how to make this work. And she

821
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 1: called like, you know the other girl in the movie

822
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: that's not doing bess for the movie, Florence Florence Pugh,

823
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: she called her miss Low. She was like, I wonder

824
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: how you and miss Flow, Like she had some kind

825
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: of attitude when she said, Miss Flow, why Olivia Wilde

826
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: would send a video to shyl La Buff and why

827
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: Olivia wild would lie about anything that might stoke the

828
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: flames that are shy a La Buff? Like do not

829
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: what just say that you went your separate ways? Like

830
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: that guy is cuckoo pants, Like you know, I would not.

831
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: She had to have seen that coming. So now it's like,

832
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: now this movie is getting so much pressed for the

833
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: fact that none of them are going to do press

834
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: for it because it's so fraught. So apparently Florence Pugh

835
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: was like annoyed that they put Harry Styles in place

836
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: of um, well, I guess she didn't like Shila both

837
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: in the first place, but then she didn't like Harry

838
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: Styles because Olivia and Harry were having a relationship which

839
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,919
Speaker 1: apparently did not really take place until after the fact,

840
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 1: which I believe. But everyone is just hates Olivia Wilde

841
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: because they're so fun being jealous that she's with Harry Styles.

842
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: Every woman wants to be with Harry Styles. I don't

843
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 1: care who you are. Every woman is so attracted to him.

844
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: And you're jealous. You're jealous, and so you've gotta hate

845
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: Olivia Wilde. But and then you have to make her

846
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: out to be a bad mom and Jason Stadeikis she

847
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: hurt him. You don't know what you're talking about, and

848
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: neither do I. But I guarantee you that Jason Stadeikis

849
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: isn't a fucking angel in this either anyway. And she

850
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: makes a good point that whenever people see Jason Stadekis

851
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: with his kids, they're like, he's an amazing father, look

852
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: at him. And anytime she is not with her children,

853
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: she's a terrible mother. And it's like it's this you know,

854
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: double standard that is just there. It's so many examples

855
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: of it, Like he is with he is not with

856
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: his kids way more than she is not with her kids.

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00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: If you look at it, and it's it's excusable because

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00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: he's a father and she's a mother and she's supposed

859
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: to be she's not supposed to be working all the

860
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: time and gallivanting with this young boy. It's like it's

861
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: her boyfriend so jealous. Does a director and a producer

862
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: have to be diplomatic and be a little bit like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking to you like this, I'm going

864
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: to be kind to you. I'm gonna be kind of

865
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Speaker 1: this person. So then you feel like you've been warranted

866
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: and like it happens all the time. But it's a

867
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: woman caught on video doing it like she it's not

868
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 1: that bad. She was just trying to make everything okay. Everyone,

869
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: these celebrities, you're all such hypocrites. You all do it,

870
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: including myself. We've all been gross versions of ourselves trying

871
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: to manipulate a situation or and by the way, every

872
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,479
Speaker 1: single celebrity couple you know got together on a set,

873
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: stop acting so scandalized that this director prayed on her talent.

874
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: Do you know how many directors and cast members end

875
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: updating all of them, all of them, And it's just

876
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: so happens that this woman is getting the brunt of

877
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: it because she's a woman and he is a man,

878
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: and he's younger. It's like, leave them alone, let them be.

879
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: They're so cute, and you know what, first of all,

880
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: he kind of is, but also they are they feel

881
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: like private. They keep their relationship private. They're not asking

882
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 1: for any of this, and they're not putting anything out

883
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: there for people their judge. They're not at all. And

884
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: but girls are so every woman I know is Brenna

885
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: into Harry styles too. She likes him. She's not like

886
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: so she's holding it back. But every single girl is

887
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: touching themselves to Harry dead and old guy. I think

888
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: she's into that. That's why I tell myself women are

889
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: hiding it hard because they don't want to be the

890
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: girl that likes the guy from one direction that wears dresses.

891
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: But women are chisen in their pants all day long

892
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: for this guy out and the women are so attracted

893
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 1: to him, and they're so jealous of her. It would

894
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: really suck. I think to be that is dating the

895
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: most desirable guy in the world. People are taking off

896
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: their anger that they have towards child above for abusing

897
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: I forget, I forget the twigs on like they like,

898
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: take that anger and then they shift it her that

899
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: she's like almost just as bad as the one doing

900
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 1: the abuse. It's just like you know what I mean,

901
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't know it felt. It feels very like

902
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: I've had some crazy women DM me voice metmos of like,

903
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: I thought you were on our side, Nikki. We have

904
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: talked and we see that you have liked so and

905
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: so's video and then you still follow him. Oh my god,

906
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: are you serious like sounding like that, honey? If you

907
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: me on your side, that is not the tone to

908
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: get it. Like I have been, I go, oh, I

909
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: get white people. Stop listening to these women like that

910
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: is how you're going to approach me, having kind of

911
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: uh a shift of the how I who I'm friends

912
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: with or who I support, Like, I'm sorry, Tiffany hattch

913
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: is out there at Chris Brown's concert being like, baby,

914
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: I love you, praise Chris Brown. Is she getting any

915
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: blowback from that yet? I still I am friends with

916
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: someone on Instagram who allegedly maybe it's just like and

917
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm not even friends on it because you follow someone

918
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I think they're funny. Some of the Something

919
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: to Do was funny. I'm not supporting what they do,

920
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: but I had this woman right to me in that voice,

921
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: that same voice, Nikki. It has noted, it is noted.

922
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: I know it's terrible for my voice, It's fine. It

923
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: wasn so insane. I like I can't even this is

924
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: the easiest way for me to just not listen to

925
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: you woman like this. I'm not then I'm done like

926
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: this is this is not how we're going to how

927
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to come to my senses. But um, yeah

928
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: that was that's a in law. It's fine. Stop following,

929
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: Matt alright, final thought, we gotta go. Um it's been

930
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: a good show. Um any any final thoughts? Uh, you know,

931
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: Lucy is just such a good like booker. Oh my god,

932
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: Like look around the history, you know, just all these

933
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: guys on the wall. Have you seen the candy jars there?

934
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: They do have good candy in there. Oh my god,

935
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: we just lost him. He literally pulled out his plug,

936
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: showing us a video of the green room. He pulled

937
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: out the ether deck word Well, Andrew goes sing in

938
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: Nashville yesterday. Uh yes, did you get any of the company. Honestly,

939
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: they have the I'll tell you this about Lucy. She

940
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: has the best. There's gatorade, beers, all the candy. Yeah. Anyhow,

941
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: I'm here way too early. Yeah. Wait, you're not there

942
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: to do your show yet. I wouldn't be surprised. Andrew

943
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: really likes to get there early. It's oh my god. Well, UM,

944
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: you can't see Andrew anymore because this is actually happening

945
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: on Wednesday and the show was Tuesday. But I hope

946
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 1: you made it out there. But you can come see

947
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 1: me this Friday in Vegas. Um Benedict Plsy will be

948
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: there from um Foight Island. Anya Marina will be there.

949
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: It will be my last show before I have my

950
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: vocal cords are wrapped out. UM, so please come out

951
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: and see it. And uh, I would love it. Um,

952
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening to the show. We'll be

953
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: back tomorrow. And Jack Creature Jack Lucy is great. Top it.

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00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: I do love Lucy. It's too much