1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a masculine nail salon 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: for men. He could bring your nails, nuts, bolts, screws, 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: whatever you have in there. They'll file them, paint them, 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: make them camouflage looking nice and manly for your man project. Yeah. 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 6 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 7 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other testosterbroonies just don't. 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: This first Laser Stories out of the Great State of Florida, 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: twenty year old Kyle Mortimer was dressed in a banana 10 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: costume peeing on the side of a building recently. A 11 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,919 Speaker 1: pedestrian saw this, flagged down a nearby cop and went 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: over to check it out. And that's when he quickly 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: realized he wasn't dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed, 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: because across the street from Kyle was a long row 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: of porta potties. Yeah, gone over there. As the officer 16 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: approached Kyle, the banana took off and started running in 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: a zigzag pattern. Wait, because he's drunkers, he's trying not 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: to get calt run from an allegatory Yeah, trying to 19 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: make it harder for the cop to catch him. Another 20 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: deputy managed to snag him by the peel, but Kyle 21 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: was too slippery for him and got loose. At this point, 22 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: he should just lay down on the ground and have 23 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: one of the cops slip in. A third officer arrived 24 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: on the scene and finally brought him into customs. So 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: he's facing charges for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. And yes, 26 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: he was still in his banana costume when they took 27 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: his mug shot. So here is his mug shot photo 28 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: in his banana outfit. He looks like a sad banana. 29 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna post it up on our Insta 30 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: stories if you want to see him at Brook and Jeffery. 31 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: Where's the rest of his bunch? This next is out 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: of Alipina, Michigan. Eight women decided to rent a castle 33 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: house on Airbnb, which was described as an incredible historic 34 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,519 Speaker 1: home that's bursting with charm. Oh that's cool. Price was 35 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty seven dollars a night for the 36 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: entire group. We were celebrating their fiftieth high school reunion. 37 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,399 Speaker 1: Hey that's cheap. Wow, And they enjoyed the first two 38 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: nights peacefully. However, the night before the big reunion, something 39 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: went horribly wrong. Two of the women, Brenda and Shirley, 40 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: were attempting to go to sleep in the turret room, 41 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: and that's when they spotted a small dark shape hovering, hovering. 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, turns out it was a bat. You're 43 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: in a castle. They screamed, ran out and slammed the door, 44 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: and at that point they thought they'd escaped till they 45 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: were in the stairwell and suddenly were consumed by a 46 00:02:53,280 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: huge swarm of bats. Terrified, Oh my god, hundreds of them. 47 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: They covered their heads and ran screaming back into the 48 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: bedroom with the single bat. And they tried to block 49 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: the door cracks with towels and pillows, but yeah, nothing 50 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: could stop them from getting into the room. Can sleep 51 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: under the tiniest of holes, you could, Like crazy. The 52 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: ladies ran to the bed and cowered underneath their covers 53 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: until dawn, when the screeching bats headed back up to 54 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 1: the attic. Oh my god. At least one of the 55 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: women says she was bitten. Wow, and an exterminator found 56 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: a large colony of brown bats up in the attic 57 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: with bat urine. End quote inches upon inches of bat 58 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: droppings that they coated the floors and walls. It's an 59 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: excellent fertilizer though, Yeah, I mean yeah it is. The 60 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: women who were advised to get Raby shots say that 61 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: their vacation was turned into a sleepless, scream filled night 62 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: of terror, and now they want Airbnb and the homeowner 63 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: to pay. No word on how much the women are 64 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: asking for, but word is it's enough to actually buy 65 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: the house. Wait what they just don't want a refund 66 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: for the night this next lazer stories out of retail world. 67 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: Prepare to feel old because Urban Outfitters is now selling 68 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: refurbished iPods and calling them quote vintage. A listing for 69 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: the fourth generation iPod from two thousand and four described 70 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: it as a genuine piece of vintage retro tech and 71 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: the perfect blend of new millennium design with modern features. Dude, 72 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: I still have my iPods because I don't know how 73 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: to like like, I made all those cool playlists and 74 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: now they're just gone. They only live on that one device. 75 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: If it dies on me. No, I don't have the 76 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: time for that. I don't. Yeah, it takes forever. Fourth 77 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: gen is before touchscreens, so with these I pods, you 78 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 1: still have to use the wheel on the to scroll 79 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: through all the different songs, and they obviously don't support 80 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: wireless headphones, so I guess you know they're right. It 81 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: really is vintage. Oh my gosh, I'm so fun. We 82 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: kind of missed that wheel. It was almost like roulette, 83 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: you know, playing like what's gonna land on this time? 84 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,840 Speaker 1: What's not vintage is the price tag, because they've been 85 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: selling them for three hundred and fifty dollars. Day good. 86 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: How much can you originally pay for these things? Anybody remember? 87 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 1: Right around there? Several people pointed out you can buy 88 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: one on eBay for thirty five bucks. Oh oh, but 89 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: Urban outfitters ain't here in that mess. That model and 90 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: the fourth generation refurbished iPod Mini are both already completely 91 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: sold out. Damn whoa. And so now that this has 92 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: been such a huge success, retail experts say, look out 93 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 1: for even bigger markups on other vintage check this Christmas. 94 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 1: Maybe some new VCRs anyone only seven hundred dollars classic. 95 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: I'll take a DVD play, but as long as it's 96 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 1: not HD or anything. Yeah on the screen, Yeah, so cool. 97 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the Universal Sniff Test. 98 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: The parent company of Degree Deodorant and Axe Bodies By 99 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,359 Speaker 1: announced deodorant sales are finally rebounding after a huge drop 100 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: during the pandemic. That was the thing. As soon as 101 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 1: people started working from home, they stopped caring if they 102 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,359 Speaker 1: smelled like an orange shoe. No, it's sometimes healthy to 103 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 1: let your arm pits just breathe. You guys disagree, But 104 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: with people returning to the office, that's no longer the case, 105 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: and sales of personal care products were up eight percent 106 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: last quarter, and half of that was just from deodorant sales. Interesting, 107 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 1: a lot of people have been back in the office 108 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: for a minute, like, Yeah, I know, I feel like 109 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 1: this is a couple of talks from HR, like this 110 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: business an issue a couple of years ago. Yeah. A 111 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: study last year found once the pandemic hit there was 112 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: a huge drop and how often we were showering, wearing deodorant, shaving, 113 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: and applying makeup. No change for brook though during I 114 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: guess we were still in the office. Though, Yeah, I 115 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: stick to who I am unapologetically. We even started brushing 116 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: our teeth less during that time. But thankfully, hygiene is 117 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: officially back in style. And back in the workplace. Okay, 118 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: that's why this guy just got his shell buffed. I 119 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: could see my reflection in it. I wear are my pants? 120 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: A lot of adjustments happening. We got we got his 121 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: end laser stories. It's over for the day. We'll do 122 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: it again the same time on Friday.