Speaker 1: Welcome this serene and peaceful episode of emergency in our calm.
Speaker 2: We've run into the forest, deep away. I know we're
Speaker 2: in the Twilight Forest. A hope of a big, strong,
Speaker 2: honky werewolf man doesn't come and take me away and
Speaker 2: do things to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and like finger
Speaker 1: me on my period and stuck all the blood out
Speaker 1: of my oh my cervix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy.
Speaker 1: They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of Okay,
Speaker 1: vampires instead of just those teeth, because those teeth make
Speaker 1: small punctures. But if they had vacuums in their throats
Speaker 1: and they got down there on their period, they would
Speaker 1: feast like a Chinese buffet.
Speaker 2: I don't know if vampires just aren't real so we
Speaker 2: don't even have to worry about that. Really, what, Yeah,
Speaker 2: vampires are not real? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yes, they are. It's like mermaids and like, oh, like
Speaker 1: those horse people, like you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 2: About, girl, No, those are all made up. Did you
Speaker 2: think you were watching a documentary when you saw fucking Twilight?
Speaker 2: Because that's not those were not those that was not real.
Speaker 1: Then how did they make it look like that.
Speaker 2: Computer generated graphics? Oh my god, does.
Speaker 1: That mean no computers are for like YouTube and like
Speaker 1: Twitter and TikTok, like they're not for like movies. Movies
Speaker 1: are for like the silver screen.
Speaker 2: I actually can't with you. This is this is actually
Speaker 2: scaring the shit out of me that I have gotten
Speaker 2: involved with and been with you for so long.
Speaker 1: With somebody who chooses to put on my rose colored
Speaker 1: lens and look at the world so beautifully. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that would hurt you.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that it's not reality. Reality. People die, that's
Speaker 2: the reality of it.
Speaker 1: People die, everybody's parents when recession. It's not the reality
Speaker 1: of it. Oh, you can't just go to target and
Speaker 1: get what you want.
Speaker 2: Do you want candy too fucking bad? You want that
Speaker 2: two dollars thing? Too bad? We can't want the candy?
Speaker 1: Or do you want the lights to be on tonight?
Speaker 2: The candy? I'm sorry? Yeah, like what honestly give me
Speaker 2: the option. I'll just go to sleep exactly.
Speaker 1: The sun is the candy.
Speaker 2: The sun is out, and I'm feeling okay, oh really good.
Speaker 2: The thing is with being out, like, oh bitch, we
Speaker 2: haven't even addressed my fucking hair. They haven't seen it yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you look beautiful.
Speaker 1: You just looking gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I cut my hair. I bleached the tips. The
Speaker 2: only reason I did it was because I saw like
Speaker 2: twenty tiktoks being like oh Drew in his sexy ara.
Speaker 2: This is when Drew was hot and like saying all
Speaker 2: this shit and made me feel like I wasn't hot anymore.
Speaker 2: And I decided it's time to get hot again. And
Speaker 2: that's what I did. I got hot again. And look
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 1: Look, you're stuck trying to please people.
Speaker 2: Look at my cursal. I don't care because it works.
Speaker 1: It looks like we switched hairs, except I put clipping
Speaker 1: bangs in my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you didn't have bleached hair.
Speaker 1: We switched wigs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He gave me his wig and I gave him
Speaker 1: my old wig from like twenty thirteen before I bleached it.
Speaker 2: What is it called CHERNOBYLI like the real hair.
Speaker 1: True nobly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the inches like people get real hair.
Speaker 1: No, there's a different name.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Noobyl is like a historical event that happened.
Speaker 2: Oh yeahoyl No, what is it called? Like? Nicki Minaj
Speaker 2: has a at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a bellyosh. For some reason, I know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. It's like Belmont, like hair something. It's
Speaker 1: like bell Main. No, no, bread, No, I know.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about because I gotta look this up.
Speaker 1: It's like the highest end of like hair extensions, etc.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what it's called. You sang the
Speaker 1: true noble hair. Something bad that happened.
Speaker 2: Chernobyl is the ship that exploded, the nuclear power plant
Speaker 2: that blew up with the elephant foot thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, that gave me like.
Speaker 2: Actually, girl, No, it's the it's literally the nuclear reactor
Speaker 2: that melt down.
Speaker 1: And what does the alien foot have to do with that?
Speaker 2: Elephant foot is what they call the super reactive radioactive?
Speaker 2: Wait that fucking song radioactive? Girl? Why can't I find
Speaker 2: this shit?
Speaker 1: She said it like it was a good song. He Like,
Speaker 1: you just said that, like you were like.
Speaker 2: Teal hair extensions. Girl, this ship is real? No, I
Speaker 2: typed in teal.
Speaker 1: Oh belam me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another word for it, though, Bro, you don't
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. No, there is literally another
Speaker 2: word for it. I swear there is. We've talked about
Speaker 2: it before.
Speaker 1: I just can't think of it. Right now, because unlike you,
Speaker 1: when I'm in nature, I don't have this.
Speaker 2: Like incessant need to look up hair extensions.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a hobby of mine. I can't I can't
Speaker 2: fix it.
Speaker 1: I love you come to nature to separate yourself from
Speaker 1: the need to have long, beautiful hair. Actually, being in
Speaker 1: nature makes me feel like I need long beautiful hair
Speaker 1: because in a different world, I feel like I'm in
Speaker 1: like eighteen fifty two and I didn't have hair extensions,
Speaker 1: and I also didn't have the right to fight.
Speaker 2: I need to film on my phone to show them
Speaker 2: what we're looking at. Yeah, because it's the most actually
Speaker 2: maybe the most gorgeous thing I've.
Speaker 1: Because everybody's gonna be like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: like boo boo boo. You're not yelling, you're not screaming,
Speaker 1: you're not being rowdy. How could I be rowdy? When
Speaker 1: nature is healing, Nature is perishing, Nature is not I.
Speaker 2: Know, the floods, the droughts, all the water is being
Speaker 2: displaced and put in new places. The water never leaves
Speaker 2: the earth. It's always going to be there, but it's
Speaker 2: is gonna be in different places.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have Pangaea two point zero.
Speaker 2: That may actually be the most ignorant thing I've ever said, You.
Speaker 1: Saying the water will always be on earth, it's just
Speaker 1: being displaced, destroyed, and me like just not questioning it.
Speaker 2: Energy is never It cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything
Speaker 2: is in a constant state of yin and yang.
Speaker 1: Everything is awesome, guys happening. I think we just have
Speaker 1: to sit back and say everything.
Speaker 2: Flooding, apocalyptic flooding and droughts and desks and famine and recessions.
Speaker 1: Everyone's having it really hard.
Speaker 2: Don't care.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: And that's this is this is a crazy ass hot take.
Speaker 2: And I mean this with my full chest. Like when
Speaker 2: I come out to places like these, where it's just
Speaker 2: nature and a river flowing and it's really gorgeous, and
Speaker 2: you listen for a moment you hear nothing, and you
Speaker 2: hear crickets and you hear locusts. Everything feels a little
Speaker 2: bit at peace, and I'm like, okay, like it is okay,
Speaker 2: Like it will be okay, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like it's gonna be all right. Maybe humans won't be
Speaker 2: here in a hundred years, but everything is gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: The thing is, what's annoying is I'm like, damn, the
Speaker 1: only the main issue of all that is yeah mhm.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'm saying, did.
Speaker 2: You hear the fish jump?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got distracted by everything around me. No. But
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say is like the crazy thing is.
Speaker 2: Have a set. We can we can never have a
Speaker 2: set because I am being able to look at this
Speaker 2: and focus on everything but.
Speaker 1: A camera on your face. When we come out here,
Speaker 1: I have this like hard time because I'm just like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is like true, peaceful, like this is what humans
Speaker 1: are meant to do is just like get food, come home,
Speaker 1: eat the food, be in nature, live like we're just
Speaker 1: made to live. But like now there's like careers and
Speaker 1: jobs and you need to pay bills and pay to
Speaker 1: be alive and pay for this and do that, and
Speaker 1: then oh my god, and then there's fighting, and then
Speaker 1: there's like moral like groundings that you disagree with and
Speaker 1: like all this like crazy shit, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is like never what humans were meant
Speaker 1: to do. But then I really think about it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like here I am talking into a microphone, living
Speaker 1: like a simple sleigh life, and then I'm like yeah,
Speaker 1: we do need TikTok, and we do need iPhones destroying
Speaker 1: the earth, because like then, what would I be doing?
Speaker 2: I if I didn't have this shit, I would be
Speaker 2: out here like on ironically, I would be somewhere like this,
Speaker 2: off the grid. And that is my plan. In four
Speaker 2: to five years, I pray that I'm in a position
Speaker 2: where I can disappear, run away and never have to
Speaker 2: see anybody I don't want to see, or say anything
Speaker 2: I don't want to say, or do anything I don't
Speaker 2: want to do. And that's my dream. Like I wasn't joking,
Speaker 2: I almost started crying when I saw those old people
Speaker 2: at the farmers market playing their little fucking fiddles and
Speaker 2: violins and making music with each Like I yearn in
Speaker 2: fiend for that life so badly, a simple life where
Speaker 2: like I wake up, I shower, I go to the
Speaker 2: farmer's market, I walk around, I display my fruits that
Speaker 2: I yielded the night before, and I just like move
Speaker 2: on like that. I yearn for that so badly. I
Speaker 2: Like I wish every night I could sit out here
Speaker 2: and watch this like that is the life that I
Speaker 2: want so so bad.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy, though, is a lot of those
Speaker 1: people like because they are so old, they had to
Speaker 1: do the like twenty to sixty.
Speaker 2: Year old like heavy lifting.
Speaker 1: Hustle and like figuring it out so that they can
Speaker 1: have like that peacefulness where they like their main thing
Speaker 1: is trying to figure out, like what song they're gonna
Speaker 1: play on the fucking fiddle at the farmer's market. I
Speaker 1: don't know. When I think about my future, I have
Speaker 1: a hard time because I want that, but I also
Speaker 1: like enjoy being very social, so I would have to
Speaker 1: have a mix of both. What's also really sad ist
Speaker 1: to think about the fact that so many people can't
Speaker 1: have that, But maybe it is like way more achievable
Speaker 1: than like it's thought out to be. I think like
Speaker 1: we're part of the generation that has this. Really, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like the celebrity generation. We grew up like wanting
Speaker 1: to or at least me, like I grew up wanting
Speaker 1: to be an entertainer, which I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: When I think about my childhood and when I wanted
Speaker 1: I don't know that I ever thought about like celebrityism
Speaker 1: within that I just wanted to be able to do
Speaker 1: entertainment because I guess, like I never meant to show
Speaker 1: my face as much as I do on the internet,
Speaker 1: Like when I was a child, Like the best part
Speaker 1: about being a radio host was like not showing my face.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, it's just my voice and I
Speaker 1: could be funny and then like live my life and
Speaker 1: like play music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way more achievable than people think, and like
Speaker 2: that people can see. It's just gotten so convoluted because
Speaker 2: of shit like that where it's like you have to
Speaker 2: do this, this and this and this and this to
Speaker 2: get there. But I think like it's literally what they
Speaker 2: want you to think is that it is hard to
Speaker 2: live a peaceful life off the grid. Like it sounds
Speaker 2: insane and I sound like a crazy privileged white person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure coming from us, it sounds like crazy.
Speaker 2: It does sound insane, but like and I can recognize that.
Speaker 2: But I do believe that it's like not as hard
Speaker 2: as people think it is to like just chill. I
Speaker 2: don't mean it's not as hard to like make the
Speaker 2: money so you can chill. That's fucking impossible. I just mean,
Speaker 2: like there are ways to do it that we I
Speaker 2: don't even see. I haven't even seen.
Speaker 1: I think also because like we're like poisoned with this
Speaker 1: idea to like make something of ourselves. Like that's like
Speaker 1: that's what I was getting on with like this, like
Speaker 1: and I'm sure I know, like we're not the first
Speaker 1: generation to be like poisoned with the idea of like
Speaker 1: making your mark the important. Yeah, because like now it's
Speaker 1: just like with the Internet, it felt so easy to
Speaker 1: like garner that kind of attention to like make your mark.
Speaker 1: I did this. I made that like I was the
Speaker 1: first to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: which also is like not necessarily true, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just so funny, like we were we are in
Speaker 1: this generation that, like, especially because of its accessibility, have
Speaker 1: this like need to fuel the like really toxic idea.
Speaker 1: I used to have, at least as a teenager, where
Speaker 1: my biggest fear was like dying and nobody knowing who
Speaker 1: I was and like this like permanent mark of me
Speaker 1: not being left behind like that I used to like
Speaker 1: really freak me out and make me existential. But now
Speaker 1: my greatest dream is to be able to pass away.
Speaker 1: And like no, my greatest dream is to be able
Speaker 1: to pass away, period. No, but only like the people
Speaker 1: I love being able to like describe me, and like,
Speaker 1: obviously I know that we have like a platform, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure, like this sounds like big headed, but I
Speaker 1: don't think it's that big headed, because like there's plenty
Speaker 1: of people that amazing. Sorry we're watching people roll by
Speaker 1: on a boat. I'm sure there are people who like
Speaker 1: have consumed our content and will like remember us as
Speaker 1: it's like as these figures in their life forever. But
Speaker 1: like now my big stream is like but like that
Speaker 1: won't carry on. It's like when I'm not I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I
Speaker 1: think like we all had this like crazy idea that
Speaker 1: we had to be something, and the Internet definitely feels that,
Speaker 1: where like you feel like you have to be this
Speaker 1: bigger than life person. Or maybe that's just me. I
Speaker 1: think I used to also project that people.
Speaker 2: I know that's like the average thought. I could be
Speaker 2: completely wrong and you could be one hundred percent right,
Speaker 2: but I feel like, I don't know, it's just such
Speaker 2: like a weird conversation because like there are definitely people
Speaker 2: watching this that want to, yeah, be famous, and then
Speaker 2: there are people watching this that like don't not even famous,
Speaker 2: but you know, like whatever you're saying.
Speaker 1: Like like I feel like, oh, I need to be
Speaker 1: remembered forever. I don't have that anymore. Though, to clarify,
Speaker 1: that was something like back in like high school and
Speaker 1: like middle school that would like freak me out. Also,
Speaker 1: like I hope my fucking Kouchi is not out because
Speaker 1: I keep wearing shorts.
Speaker 2: We had the crop in the last episode because Enya's
Speaker 2: whole ass in Kuder Bronson was hanging out, so we
Speaker 2: like cropped it and zoomed it in really far, which
Speaker 2: I think it probably fucked up the hat bit a
Speaker 2: little bit. It cropped out the hat, which like whatever,
Speaker 2: as long as you're not exposing yourself. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: wearing shorts and I have to be turned to the
Speaker 2: side because I'm scared of go seeing my Wiener bulge
Speaker 2: and now that I brought attention, you're are going to
Speaker 2: be looking for it.
Speaker 1: But trust with all that being said, though, I think
Speaker 1: like a good segue is like someone like Serena Williams,
Speaker 1: who will go down historically for the rest of as
Speaker 1: long as humans are existing, Like Serena Williams will always
Speaker 1: be this like prominent figure. But I'm confused because people
Speaker 1: keep being like, oh, like her last s of her
Speaker 1: last serve, like I think she will always serve. Like
Speaker 1: why do people keep saying like, oh, she just had
Speaker 1: her last serve, like you can serve until like you're
Speaker 1: like ninety something like she's young, Like she's not, like
Speaker 1: she didn't just have her last serve.
Speaker 2: They didn't mean like like, oh bitch serve like they
Speaker 2: meant like her tennis serve like in her professional she can.
Speaker 1: Serve tennis like aesthetic, like like tennis cors like you.
Speaker 2: Mean like like like hitting the ball across the net
Speaker 2: for the first time, but she didn't do it for
Speaker 2: the first time or last time.
Speaker 1: Hmm, all are confusing me.
Speaker 2: No, I've never like really I've I've always Serena that
Speaker 2: was your joke, that was my one.
Speaker 1: But when we started filming, I was like, dude, because
Speaker 1: we've been out in the woods, like I've just had
Speaker 1: this like clear blank mind and I haven't thought of
Speaker 1: anything funny to say, Like I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have anything funny to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all all thought the second last episode two episodes
Speaker 2: ago was the worst ever episode we ever created, which
Speaker 2: I see that ship. Don't fucking say that to me,
Speaker 2: because I will in this ship. Now you will never
Speaker 2: see my face again if you are ungrateful against that.
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to turn it on every fucking
Speaker 2: time for you? Guys? How do you expect me to
Speaker 2: be putting out a banger episode every fucking week? Anyway,
Speaker 2: That's just another conversation for another time. This will be
Speaker 2: the worst episode.
Speaker 1: We're getting old. We're not getting old.
Speaker 2: But like, since you brought up Serena Williams, that is
Speaker 2: like I used to be fucking like obsessed with her,
Speaker 2: like her sister.
Speaker 1: Like say, Serena Venus.
Speaker 2: What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I'm proud that I'm a man, like
Speaker 1: so many beautiful talented women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, but I kind of like wasn't keeping up.
Speaker 2: What what did you say? I didn't hear you.
Speaker 1: I said you smell so clean, thank you?
Speaker 2: But I never really I haven't been keeping up with
Speaker 2: her career recently, and so I just like deep dive
Speaker 2: and watch like a bunch of documentaries and many episodes
Speaker 2: and everything on her, and like she is that bitch,
Speaker 2: like she like she's on ironically one of the greatest
Speaker 2: athletes of all time, Like she's in the top five,
Speaker 2: like I actually would say, like what she did for tennis,
Speaker 2: and like just sports in general is like on the
Speaker 2: same level as like Kobe Bryant or Lebron James or
Speaker 2: like like Dirk Nowitzki or something like someone who like
Speaker 2: completely changed the game forever.
Speaker 1: What Nowinski?
Speaker 2: He's a basketball player? Number forty one. My my old
Speaker 2: old passwords used to be Dirk Nowitzki forty one. Wait,
Speaker 2: Dirk d r Well.
Speaker 1: Bitch, I thought you said d E r g na
Speaker 1: like the no.
Speaker 2: Dirk d I r K.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna name my kids something so fucked I was.
Speaker 2: Thinking about that today. I was like, what am I
Speaker 2: gonna name my fucking baby? Like kids? And like the
Speaker 2: first we can't believe that the first name that comes
Speaker 2: to my brain every single time is like bingis or
Speaker 2: like fucking Dingo or some shit like I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna name my baby Hinga dinga dirg.
Speaker 2: No, literally, my baby's gonna be named like fucking Bingo
Speaker 2: or some shit like Dingus. I love the name Dingus, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's giving like bingus energy, you know, like that like
Speaker 2: Bingus is such a cute fucking.
Speaker 1: Name to me, or like, you know, I think I
Speaker 1: think you could get away with like giving your kid
Speaker 1: a fucked up middle name and calling them that and
Speaker 1: then they're like first name being good.
Speaker 2: Imagine your kid's name being that's so fucking bug is
Speaker 2: fucked up. No, that's like a cute name, like oh,
Speaker 2: look a little bug.
Speaker 1: Hello, that's cute when they're like crawling around, But then
Speaker 1: when they're like fifteen, you're like bug bug, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: My parents didn't think about my name like that, Actually
Speaker 2: they did.
Speaker 1: I don't know how my parents thought about my name
Speaker 1: because like Enya, I feel like it's a good adult name,
Speaker 1: but like a baby name and ye and yeah.
Speaker 2: That's maybe that is okay. I'm gonna name my like
Speaker 2: that's like a cute todd name toddler, Drew like Drew
Speaker 2: like no.
Speaker 1: That Drew, or like Drew Phillips.
Speaker 2: Andrew like Andrew. I can't. I want to fish.
Speaker 1: Did you ever get called Andrew like.
Speaker 2: On the first day of school? And then I would
Speaker 2: like correct them, my victim, My name is not fucking Andrew.
Speaker 2: I do not resonate with that name. Call me Drew,
Speaker 2: call me Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I and I went by my middle name sometimes
Speaker 1: and then my family had nicknames for me, but it
Speaker 1: was always just Enya, and nobody gave me like cool
Speaker 1: nicknames until y'all gave me Ernie. That's my thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody who named their kids some weird fucking thing in
Speaker 1: the past, like four or five years, you could have
Speaker 1: just made that the middle name. Or maybe because they're
Speaker 1: all the famous babies, those are the middle names and
Speaker 1: just the names they're letting us know, do do you
Speaker 1: get me? Which that would be an awesome discovery to know,
Speaker 1: like people who are like, yeah, I named my fucking
Speaker 1: baby like double O seven to find out later on
Speaker 1: that that's that was just their like public name.
Speaker 2: That's what I've said that before on the podcast, really
Speaker 2: talking about Elon Musk's baby's name.
Speaker 1: Oh, like, you think that's just like the public name
Speaker 1: that they decided to like let.
Speaker 2: People now, Yeah, I think it was like a publicity stunt.
Speaker 2: I think they wanted to hide the identity of their child,
Speaker 2: and I think it was it was a mixture of
Speaker 2: many things, but their name is not a e X
Speaker 2: two one zero or whatever the fuck it is. Like me, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think they're that fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name my baby COVID nineteen.
Speaker 2: Bach, I'm gonna name my baby monkey Pucks. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have twins and name it monkey Pocks and COVID nineteen.
Speaker 2: That's actually so cute.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm gonna name my baby COVID idiot. Okay, this, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have to talk about.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my jewels stuck in my shoe and
Speaker 2: I literally cannot do that.
Speaker 1: I need to clarify that when I say this, I
Speaker 1: do not stand by these ideas. I think you all
Speaker 1: know better. You know where my moral grounding lies for
Speaker 1: the most part, because you don't know me, and you
Speaker 1: don't know what I've been up to, and you don't
Speaker 1: know what I've been through. But for the most part,
Speaker 1: all of y'all know where we stand. Don't be silly,
Speaker 1: but we have come to the conclusion that the like
Speaker 1: right wing freaks who name the crazy conspiracy theories and
Speaker 1: make all these like nicknames like covidiot plandemic need.
Speaker 2: Like they they they like turn that shit out like
Speaker 2: plandemic is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Speaker 2: of my entire life like on. Ironically, I think it's
Speaker 2: one of the most genius things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I wish I heard the first person to like hear it,
Speaker 1: because it happens. It kind of have been in casual
Speaker 1: conversation that they were so fucking heated that like plandemic
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it's it really is like a great
Speaker 2: fucking name now.
Speaker 1: Covidiot, covido place, covideot, you fucking covidiot lib Hard that
Speaker 1: we were naming a bunch the other day and I
Speaker 1: can't like think of all of them, but like.
Speaker 2: But they they we I think what we settled on was, like,
Speaker 2: it's because everybody, I genuinely believe this has like a
Speaker 2: creative side to him, and it may not feel it
Speaker 2: or you may not like know how to access it,
Speaker 2: but everybody is, like can be a very creative person.
Speaker 2: Everybody can have a hobby exactly. And I think the
Speaker 2: problem with conservatives is that they don't have a creative outlet.
Speaker 2: But when they do turn up and turn out their
Speaker 2: creative brains, they put it in. They put that energy
Speaker 2: into naming fucking h the liberal agenda, which is that's
Speaker 2: I think that's what it ended up being.
Speaker 1: That's why I've like said, I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: said this on the podcast, but I think like if
Speaker 1: schools implemented classes that force you to choose a hobby.
Speaker 1: And I don't mean like randomly giving people are or
Speaker 1: music or like pe and those things, because like when
Speaker 1: you make those kind of things mandatory and you don't
Speaker 1: let a child or person choose the thing that they're
Speaker 1: going to spend their free time on, it's rare. Something
Speaker 1: like good grows from that.
Speaker 2: I have to resituate. My fucking bony ass hurts so
Speaker 2: bad on these rocks. I need to sit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just have a plush like butt, so like
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable personally. Yeah, but no, can you oh when
Speaker 1: we check for ticks later, can I spread my hole
Speaker 1: and you could take a look in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only if you like take a look at my scrotum,
Speaker 2: my balls side.
Speaker 1: I haven't lifted your balls to like alleviate the way I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to go down there right now. Oh, you
Speaker 2: really don't want in like fourteen days or something. Well,
Speaker 2: it's it's okay because we're out in nature.
Speaker 1: That is not that's like, that's not true. I will
Speaker 1: say though I thought about this today because like you
Speaker 1: all know, I don't like laying on a bed that
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping in with my outside clothes on. But I
Speaker 1: got back today and I did that, and I thought
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: You faced your fears, but I.
Speaker 1: Felt better about it because I was like, wait, let's
Speaker 1: be real. When I'm in l A and I'm like
Speaker 1: sitting on public furniture and like I'm in cities, I'm
Speaker 1: in Miami, I'm like outside. Also, Miami is just human
Speaker 1: to growth. So like you come, you smell, and there's
Speaker 1: no place you smell more like outside when you come
Speaker 1: inside than Miami. There's no place do you get me?
Speaker 1: Like that heat and humidity and then the.
Speaker 2: Rain like the same vibe. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: You want Texas to beat Miami so bad?
Speaker 2: I don't you want Miami to beat Texas so bad?
Speaker 1: I didn't even.
Speaker 2: Well, you just said do you get me?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what's got Miami or Texas? Like Ben,
Speaker 1: come on, suck balls, what's better Florida or Texas?
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, they lie around the same place, and
Speaker 2: the equator I know.
Speaker 1: They they also both suck equivalently. They they're both great
Speaker 1: and they suck for the same reasons. I think, like
Speaker 1: very similar reasons is why those places are awesome.
Speaker 2: We're not naming it, but I think you are. You're
Speaker 2: picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 1: Come back. Where'd you go? Come back? What was I
Speaker 1: talking about? Oh? Yeah, But then I went and I
Speaker 1: laid inside it, and I was like, dude, it's a
Speaker 1: cool day. And then nature, nothing that's on me. I
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't have corvid on me. I
Speaker 1: can lay down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, nothing out here is ever that dirty, Like
Speaker 2: I actually like, don't think like dirt from the forest
Speaker 2: floor like around us is dirty.
Speaker 1: No, I know either. When I drop my chocolate and
Speaker 1: I ate it, I was like, and I left it
Speaker 1: there for a minute because I thought about it. I
Speaker 1: dropped and I was like, am I going to eat that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I picked it up and I ate it.
Speaker 2: Me squatting or sitting on the sidewalk in New York
Speaker 2: City is a completely different story. That's shit piss, like grime, shit.
Speaker 1: Piss, cock cop poop poop, sperm that is a fucked
Speaker 1: up word.
Speaker 2: Sperm.
Speaker 1: Are you about to grab that chocolate? Yeah, dude, I
Speaker 1: was gonna make comment on it on the other one
Speaker 1: because the other one being shaped like we have a
Speaker 1: chocolate that's chocolate chocolate e tree stump and this is
Speaker 1: freaking me out because when we put it down right
Speaker 1: behind us, I was like, this is the most like
Speaker 1: unnatural thing ever.
Speaker 2: Bees are coming.
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine what would you do? Isn't there a scary
Speaker 1: movie about bees or my tripping?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know there's one about leeches, but
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Dude, humans are so funny because why did we like
Speaker 1: make chocolates And then we're like, you know what we
Speaker 1: should do is like make chocolates that look like little
Speaker 1: tree stumps and eat them.
Speaker 2: Because it's cute and fine.
Speaker 1: Like humans do that all the time, Like we like
Speaker 1: simulate like real things into like oh these don't look
Speaker 1: nearly just gonna sit do on the package the ship?
Speaker 2: Are they use? Though? I've been saying yummy and yummers
Speaker 2: a lot recently, like oh these are yummers. I feel
Speaker 2: like we both can feel this. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: my body since being out here though, but like I
Speaker 2: have been so like tired and sad and like fed
Speaker 2: up and like not feeling good recently. I hate it
Speaker 2: so much. I have no reason to feel this way,
Speaker 2: but I do, and it's just that fucking depression never leave.
Speaker 1: I know I feel that, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: get that in the summertime and then fall time, I
Speaker 1: feel like really like at peace, but there's like a trinkle,
Speaker 1: there's like the lightest layer of sadness, but it makes
Speaker 1: it feel good. Like the weather, Like I know about
Speaker 1: the time we get back to la it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the best weather, which is just like kind of overcast chili,
Speaker 1: and then it's still on like sunny days, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be chilly, even though there's a crazy heat wave happening
Speaker 1: right now. So I'm talking as if like literally on
Speaker 1: Monday it's going to be one hundred and three degrees
Speaker 1: and on Tuesday it's going to be one hundred and one,
Speaker 1: and I think today it's a hundred degrees. But I
Speaker 1: know what you're feeling. But I think you might be
Speaker 1: feeling that because like being in New York was like
Speaker 1: a draining thing for you, because you're just so not
Speaker 1: accustomed to being.
Speaker 2: Socially like like that. It's it's a part of that.
Speaker 2: I just like am socially like completely drained, and I
Speaker 2: try to be able to rejuvenate it, but like everybody's
Speaker 2: on top of each other and always doing something, so
Speaker 2: I couldn't like really escape. But I think the real
Speaker 2: thing is is I've just been on iPhone and a
Speaker 2: different capacity. I've been like looking at things and like
Speaker 2: like really letting like the uh, the world ending shit
Speaker 2: get to my head and like actually starting to believe
Speaker 2: it again, Like there's all this crazy shit because when
Speaker 2: I say, like the world's gonna end in two to
Speaker 2: three years, like I don't actually believe that. It's always
Speaker 2: a joke. But now, like with everything going on in
Speaker 2: the world, like the droughts and all the flooding and everything,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, dude, it actually is ending and we're done. Okay.
Speaker 2: So this is something that I've noticed, and it's like
Speaker 2: with literally everywhere I go, no matter the state, no
Speaker 2: matter the country, no matter the city. Why when I
Speaker 2: enter a solo stall bathroom, like like a gender neutral bathroom,
Speaker 2: there is a mirror in the perfect position so I
Speaker 2: can see my penis period. That's it. Really, every bathroom
Speaker 2: I've ever been into, the mirror is like the perfect
Speaker 2: angle or like the perfect length where you can just
Speaker 2: watch your penis as at peace.
Speaker 1: In like the single stalls, like in the handicaps.
Speaker 2: No, I mean like a gender neutral bathroom room one.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, dude. I hate that.
Speaker 1: I hate when I go into a bathroom and that
Speaker 1: is there. It's not I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It's not in every bathroom, but always at some point
Speaker 1: you count you like see it, or like you go
Speaker 1: into a bathroom and stand it's like why, like what
Speaker 1: was the thought process between like making me watch myself piss? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you making me? Why are you subjecting me
Speaker 1: to this?
Speaker 2: And it's like look at your penis and be ashamed.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're shameful of yourself.
Speaker 2: It's just so big down there. It's just like really
Speaker 2: hard to Actually, you should be.
Speaker 1: Shameful of that, though that's a that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2: It's just like really really hard for that. It's really hard.
Speaker 1: Ure that's beautiful and you should be so proud. Well,
Speaker 1: ever since I was like seven and I saw this
Speaker 1: thing that in Miami there were a bunch of people
Speaker 1: going through and putting secret cameras in bathrooms, I since
Speaker 1: that day have never entered a public restroom. But not
Speaker 1: like it different. It's different like in those single use
Speaker 1: like Jenn neutral bathrooms, or just like single use bathrooms
Speaker 1: where it's like at a restaurant there's a boy in
Speaker 1: a girlroom, or the gender neutral ones, those kind of bathrooms.
Speaker 1: I'm always looking around. I'm always like, there's like an
Speaker 1: air freshener machine like kind of pointed directly at the toilet,
Speaker 1: and it looks like it has not been changed for
Speaker 1: like ever, or it looks too new. I'm like, which
Speaker 1: means every single time I see one, I'm like, that
Speaker 1: is a camera, and that is not real, Like that
Speaker 1: is fully a camera. Somebody's watching me pee, And then
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm putting on a performance while ipee.
Speaker 2: There's a camera right over there recording us on that tree.
Speaker 2: Now I'm actually being serious. It's a game camera. The
Speaker 2: camera's literally everywhere over there on that tree.
Speaker 1: Which one, Okay, I really can't see it for some rhythm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a game camera to touch this sign?
Speaker 1: Why can't I see it? It's like blended in so
Speaker 1: well to be hidden. I guess. I also don't know
Speaker 1: what cameras on trees would look like. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find like a big yeah, I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: the David no Briok camera that's shot to a tree
Speaker 1: with the gorilla grip tripod. The Okay, why are DSLR
Speaker 1: still that big?
Speaker 2: No? No, I think it's at this point. Like, uh,
Speaker 2: when I was looking for a camera, when I went
Speaker 2: in one, I wanted the biggest camera possible. I thought
Speaker 2: like the bigger it was, the better it was, the
Speaker 2: more powerful it was. And I think that is still
Speaker 2: a lot of people's thoughts on them, and I think
Speaker 2: they're just keeping them that big because there's no way
Speaker 2: the internals of a camera need to be that fucking massive. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this camera is better than the camera that we are
Speaker 2: recording on my vlog camera and it's fucking tiny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like three times as small. Not you having
Speaker 1: the smaller camera.
Speaker 2: I have to like compensate in some ways.
Speaker 1: Oh, because if your like giagging, there are so many
Speaker 1: bugs and I know I'm gonna get bit by a
Speaker 1: mosquitos in a crazy way. Oh. Also, before I move
Speaker 1: on the air freshener thing in the bathroom, and if
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom and then it squeezes like shoots
Speaker 1: out air freshener while I'm in there. I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: what a coincidence that that's shooting out while I'm peeing. No, bitch,
Speaker 1: that's the record button, and and what it's doing is
Speaker 1: it's it's covering the sound of the shutter on the camera.
Speaker 1: And now somebody has a video of me peeing. But
Speaker 1: then I like, I get comfort, but I'm oh, my god,
Speaker 1: there's so cute. But I get comfort from the idea
Speaker 1: that like it's one person who has that picture, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are the chances they share it?
Speaker 2: No, that's my vibe. It's like if my nudes leak,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just like relief, Like it it's like
Speaker 2: my brother dying. Like I just like get relief.
Speaker 1: Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?
Speaker 2: It's on the same level. It's like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: that scarce. But my wiki feet's dropped. Someone made a
Speaker 2: wiki feeds for me and uploaded a bunch of wiki
Speaker 2: feet picks.
Speaker 1: Do you have a high score or low score?
Speaker 2: Uh? Last time I checked, I had seven one stars
Speaker 2: and three or two no one literally one one or
Speaker 2: five star, So I had like a terrible rating, Like
Speaker 2: I had a half of a star rating. Which is
Speaker 2: fucked up. But they they purposely uploaded my gross feet picks.
Speaker 2: I just have gross fucking feet, Like my feet are disgusting,
Speaker 2: Like I am so embarrassed by them, and that's why
Speaker 2: I make jokes out of them so much. So y'all
Speaker 2: can't say that to me. But I know I have
Speaker 2: gross feet, so I make them.
Speaker 1: You're like pedicures, And I went to make a comment,
Speaker 1: you will you go.
Speaker 2: No, like absolutely not, Like no one else is allowed
Speaker 2: to make fun of my feet. You're getting on pedicures.
Speaker 2: I almost kicked the ship out of the person doing
Speaker 2: my feet like it was so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to upgrade the the like the one
Speaker 1: I don't need you to like shave my feet like
Speaker 1: fucking cheddar cheese, Like I don't need that because personally
Speaker 1: I have soft, volumptuous, sexy feet. Let's be real.
Speaker 2: Let's just I don't need you to cheese.
Speaker 1: Bread my feet. But like, can they upgrade that so
Speaker 1: that it's not like the most ticklish thing on the
Speaker 1: fucking planet, Like when do humans get the iOS uptake
Speaker 1: that that doesn't tickle that?
Speaker 2: And like all the fucking shavings, where do they go?
Speaker 2: Because I will eat that later. And I hope they
Speaker 2: aren't eating my fucking skin because I want to be
Speaker 2: eating it because or like at least like like give
Speaker 2: it to me, you know, like I just like I
Speaker 2: want that to eat later like I do.
Speaker 1: Mean, oh no, I don't. They are not eating your
Speaker 1: feet shavings. They are they like that is not the protocol, Like.
Speaker 2: Well someone is, because if I'm not doing it, someone
Speaker 2: has to be doing it.
Speaker 1: No, they just throw it away. That's what everybody does.
Speaker 1: Nobody's eating their foot shaving.
Speaker 2: Wait, like I know, I'm literally just joking, but like
Speaker 2: the skin around my fingers taste so fucking good, and
Speaker 2: I know my foot skin tastes good, like I just
Speaker 2: know it.
Speaker 1: I have had my footskin before. It's gotten that bad.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, Well, I would bite my
Speaker 1: big toe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have my anxiety toe. It's back because the
Speaker 2: world is ending.
Speaker 1: That's my confession, don't shame it. Oh and my other
Speaker 1: confession is yeah it's true. I don't wash my hydroflask.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, literally she doesn't. Sorry, I like started choking
Speaker 2: on chocolate. She doesn't. And there's black mold. COVID nineteen
Speaker 2: was created in that fucking hydro flask because you don't
Speaker 2: watch all you bitches that don't wash your hydro flask.
Speaker 2: That's what the reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you have tonsil rocks. Bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're talking to them. You're the
Speaker 2: one question.
Speaker 1: I don't use hydroflasks anymore because I had the bad
Speaker 1: habit of like not washing them. Wait, but what's the
Speaker 1: water bottle I use at home? I use something at home.
Speaker 1: Do I have a hydro flask at home?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah? And it sits in the sink. You
Speaker 2: put coffee in it, and then it sits in the
Speaker 2: bottom of the sink because you don't want to wash it,
Speaker 2: so it sits there, and then I wash it and
Speaker 2: it still sits there, and then you use it and
Speaker 2: like two weeks later, and the cycle literally repeats itself.
Speaker 2: But I washed your hydro flask for you, like the
Speaker 2: green one that you put coffee in, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: she does not need to.
Speaker 1: Be drinking using that one as much.
Speaker 2: But I curdled rotten milk like gray matter. But you're
Speaker 2: eating you're drinking literal brain gray matter.
Speaker 1: I okay, I don't use them for anything but water now,
Speaker 1: but I do not take back what I said. I
Speaker 1: do not watch wash hydro flasksse like I would like
Speaker 1: to believe that whatever material is being used like will
Speaker 1: deteriorate my bacteria and like, honestly, my bacteria like can't
Speaker 1: be that bad. It's like y'all drink kombucha, Like you
Speaker 1: don't know where that bacteria is being fermented, Like why
Speaker 1: can't I have my own backwash fermented kombucha like it's me.
Speaker 2: I had that idea the other day, like something similar
Speaker 2: to that where I was like, dude, my germs can't
Speaker 2: be that bad. So I don't care, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like.
Speaker 1: Like it came out of me like unless it's like
Speaker 1: like literally my fecal matter, like that's coming out with
Speaker 1: like purpose. But I'm like my spit, my spit is
Speaker 1: in my mouth to like I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every time I swim in the natural pond, lake creek,
Speaker 2: why river, I am can then so I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a brain ending of me. But like I jumped into
Speaker 2: that water yesterday insert clip h boom, and my ears
Speaker 2: got filled with water and I was like, oh it's done,
Speaker 2: Like I'm done, Like the the germs are in my
Speaker 2: ears and they're gonna make their way to my brain
Speaker 2: and like, within a week I'll probably be dead.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew, I wish so much I did.
Speaker 1: It's okay, I do. What. That's the thing about it
Speaker 1: is we have similar like wishes and wants, like I
Speaker 1: want you to pass away. You want to pass away.
Speaker 1: I want to live a life without you. You don't
Speaker 1: want to live. So then that just kind of like
Speaker 1: was that how you cry?
Speaker 2: What? What did I cried? Like? Have you seen me?
Speaker 1: I've seen you cry, not like as often as you've
Speaker 1: seen me.
Speaker 2: Cry because boys aren't allowed to cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I give you like three passes a year,
Speaker 1: and then the year of your brother's celebration, I gave
Speaker 1: you one pass because I believe in moving on.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding that.
Speaker 1: Over it Literally my dad when I'm explaining him why
Speaker 1: I'm sad, not you didn't necessarily cry to me, But
Speaker 1: it would be like you know, like the occasional like
Speaker 1: like tearing up and like talk trying to talk about
Speaker 1: it like that, you would like maybe like cry and
Speaker 1: then like during it, you cried, but you didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: cry next to me. Remember when we had to sit separately.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, we don't have to leave this in But
Speaker 1: remember when we were at the funeral, when we got separated,
Speaker 1: so basically just like alone, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is weird next.
Speaker 2: To my other family members comforting them. Dude, I felt
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable by that, not like anything you did. I
Speaker 2: was like, but in my head, like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: Like half of the funeral, I was just like I
Speaker 2: think I should go sit by Inyo or like I
Speaker 2: should like you should go somewhere. I was so fine, No,
Speaker 2: but it was just like so much of it, like
Speaker 2: literally it was so filled in my head. I was like,
Speaker 2: I have to go over there, like I feel bad.
Speaker 2: She's all alone and I don't want like my like
Speaker 2: family members being like why is she over there and
Speaker 2: like getting upset with you for being there or something.
Speaker 2: I just like spiral out of control. But it distracted
Speaker 2: me for most of it, which was actually really good.
Speaker 1: But damn that distracted you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like in a good way.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Bae, but yeah, like I so
Speaker 1: I've seen you cry definitely, but you know, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously you see meryll me why I.
Speaker 2: Still had stage fright and I thought everybody was looking
Speaker 2: at me. When I went on stage for my brother's funeral,
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, like I got to serve, Like
Speaker 2: I got a look fucking good.
Speaker 1: Everyone is looking at you, I mean, and.
Speaker 2: Like looking at me like like.
Speaker 1: You were like you thought people were like, oh, he looks.
Speaker 2: Like ship, right, yeah exactly. I showed out. Yeah that
Speaker 2: was you a b I ate down. I'm down at
Speaker 2: my brother's funeral. Like, that's the thing about me. I
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dress.
Speaker 1: The thing about me is I looked like ship at
Speaker 1: my mom's funeral. And the thing about me, no, here's
Speaker 1: the true thing about me is Yes, an espresso machine
Speaker 1: was bought her brought to her funeral. Yes, I made
Speaker 1: multiple lattes at her funeral. And what about it? You're
Speaker 1: literally literally what about it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I had a beer at my mom's funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: I was underage drinking at my mom's funeral. Now what
Speaker 1: hy police, what are you gonna do? Arrest me? I
Speaker 1: was grieving.
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna call the cops because that's like really
Speaker 2: fun years. No, if you drink under age, like I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're done, Like you're.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, Okay, fine, I'm gonna blame it
Speaker 1: on my parents. It's my parents fault, it not it
Speaker 1: literally being one of my parents fault. But yeah, Drew
Speaker 1: sy Me Carl like an incomprehensible I just cry so
Speaker 1: once a week. Yeah, I cry like so easily. I
Speaker 1: cry very often. I cry all the time. And then
Speaker 1: every time and then I get a good panic attack sobbing,
Speaker 1: and then I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I've never once been like, oh, she's crying, like I've
Speaker 2: never won.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, it's not necessarily the embarrassment.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know. I I think it's like
Speaker 1: I feel bad because I feel like there's like obviously
Speaker 1: this problem that the people around me, like I know you,
Speaker 1: and like anybody else who's ever around me wants to
Speaker 1: be able to, like specifically when I'm having a panic attack.
Speaker 2: Oh, which I need to get this.
Speaker 1: Out of my head because like that only ever makes
Speaker 1: it worse. But when I'm like having a panic attack
Speaker 1: and the people around around me are trying to help,
Speaker 1: I start to feel like guilty, yeah, guilty my and
Speaker 1: then my guilt makes it worse because I'm like I
Speaker 1: need to stop. I need to stop, and then I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, never feel guilty, It's up. What I have trouble
Speaker 2: with is like I don't know how to comfort people
Speaker 2: when they are in that state. I mean I try to,
Speaker 2: like I do my best, and I try to make
Speaker 2: people laugh and just like get their mind off of it,
Speaker 2: but like like physically comforting people, like that's all I
Speaker 2: was thinking about. It was just like, do I like
Speaker 2: pat her on their shoulder? Like what the fuck do
Speaker 2: I do? Like when I'm crying and you're around me,
Speaker 2: like you're like very physical and it's very comforting. I'm like,
Speaker 2: is that what she wants? I don't know, just very
Speaker 2: very curious. I just don't know how to comfort people
Speaker 2: when they're in that state.
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I was talking about that to somebody and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what I need in
Speaker 1: those moments, Like I really just don't know what I need.
Speaker 1: What I need is to disappear and not be.
Speaker 2: What you need is Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I need is to open up TikTok and
Speaker 1: watch TikTok. You need TikTok just a lot and disassociate
Speaker 1: from the fact that I'm alive. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, wait, what was I crying about? This
Speaker 1: song is so good? That's like, no, that's actually the
Speaker 1: last thing.
Speaker 2: The last time you had.
Speaker 1: Music like ambient playing, music playing, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like my I'm not being dramatic right now,
Speaker 1: my life is about to end.
Speaker 2: The last cry you had you were listening or the
Speaker 2: music that was on in the car was the most
Speaker 2: anxiety inducing music I've ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker 2: Like if I was in your state and I was
Speaker 2: hearing that music, I would have been like actually freaking
Speaker 2: it did and it was almost like hey, can you
Speaker 2: turn off the radio? But like I just like didn't
Speaker 2: want to make anybody mad, but literally I had that
Speaker 2: same thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it definitely did like exponentiate it because it
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: There's a critter up there.
Speaker 1: I know it was like shoe gayzy like ambient, but
Speaker 1: then like scream, oh scream, Like it was a crazy
Speaker 1: thing to be listening to. But there was one song
Speaker 1: that I wish I like, I wanted to ask what
Speaker 1: it is was because it within my panic attacks. I
Speaker 1: could still be like, wow, I know in a year
Speaker 1: all missed this moment because I'm fucking CRUI you are
Speaker 1: a psycho. I am crazy, Like I genuinely like it
Speaker 1: is taking after crying Selfie's every single time you cry,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get it down here, you know what,
Speaker 1: because no one looks as good as I do after
Speaker 1: after they like cry like that, and I'm see that
Speaker 1: is the hill I want.
Speaker 2: I said that literally the last episode. I was like,
Speaker 2: you are like a gorgeous fucking crier.
Speaker 1: I sound out of my mind in these episodes. Every
Speaker 1: single episode, it's like, yeah, during my big emotional break,
Speaker 1: I'm always because I'm growing, I'm changing, I'm ever evolving.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the most angering, most frustrating thing I think
Speaker 2: that can happen to you, The most devastating thing is
Speaker 2: missing your exit when you're driving. That sends me over
Speaker 2: the edge in a way that like I actually cannot describe,
Speaker 2: Like I see red and I like freak the fuck
Speaker 2: out on myself. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: When I miss my edit, it's like or exit, It's
Speaker 2: like it's devastating. Any any wrongdoing while driving will send
Speaker 2: me over the edge, specifically that I'm doing. I don't
Speaker 2: care if someone else i'm with like missus the exit
Speaker 2: like out o I'm like, girl, it's not that deep,
Speaker 2: but when I do it, I feel like the stupidest
Speaker 2: personal ever. It's because I'm just so like tapped in,
Speaker 2: zoned in, focused on everything but driving, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like you like you, like you forget that
Speaker 2: you're driving when you drive, like you you just kind
Speaker 2: of do it mindlessly.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're not cognitive when you're driving?
Speaker 2: Dry, I don't think anybody is. Like I just kind
Speaker 2: of like it's like second nature. It's like breathing. Like
Speaker 2: I don't realize I'm doing it. It just happened.
Speaker 1: No, I feel that, but I never missed and I'm
Speaker 1: like the best Wait.
Speaker 2: What yeah, Like I'm also like super on like hella
Speaker 2: substances liked No, don't admit to that.
Speaker 1: At least like you can keep no, you can keep
Speaker 1: doing it and like I don't care, but just like
Speaker 1: for the sake of our like image online, don't like post.
Speaker 2: Hoop the tab of LSD, I took a Thinton all Rocks.
Speaker 1: Well, I am convinced that I'm the best driver ever. Like,
Speaker 1: and I'm not kidding. I genuinely think I am the
Speaker 1: best driver in at least the US, and I stand
Speaker 1: by that, and like other people will be like no,
Speaker 1: I am no, I am genuinely the best driver. You
Speaker 1: could put me in any city, in any climate, and
Speaker 1: in any car, and I will drive that bitch safely.
Speaker 2: I was impressed when you were driving around New York
Speaker 2: and E fact like, damn, that's like pretty pretty sick
Speaker 2: that you were able to do it, because and then
Speaker 2: I was like, do I think I would be able
Speaker 2: to do that? No, like not at all. I would
Speaker 2: miss an exit and have a freaking freak out, meltdown
Speaker 2: and punch a hole through the window.
Speaker 1: I've driven, I've driven in other countries. I've driven in
Speaker 1: Portugal very easily, so easy. I've driven in Mexico so easy.
Speaker 1: I've driven in Hawaii, which is technically, I guess, a
Speaker 1: part of the US.
Speaker 2: I've driven your mama's pussy vagina, and I drove deep.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm glad you're driving around fucking dust serodes, bitch,
Speaker 1: what are you in the desert and my mom's fucking
Speaker 1: earned Spider webs are so awesome. Look at that spider.
Speaker 2: Web in the I was looking at that one over there.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, that one's crazy. But look at this one
Speaker 1: right here in that tree in this like tiny tree.
Speaker 2: I don't see it. Wait where Oh the critter that's
Speaker 2: a bat? Oh no, it's not. HI was streaked. I
Speaker 2: almost ended the episode here.
Speaker 1: Oh I love baths. No, I'll show you the spider
Speaker 1: web I'm looking at. I actually might run over and
Speaker 1: go take a picture of it because it's like so pretty.
Speaker 2: At the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, where's the sun? No? I still have some
Speaker 1: sun left. Spider webs are so crazy because like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything about it, because I was
Speaker 1: like standing out here while you were inside. Like I
Speaker 1: came out here to like look around, see where we're
Speaker 1: in a film, and I was standing right there and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, dude, I am like so incredibly insignificant,
Speaker 1: and like I sit here and I get like so
Speaker 1: like incredibly wrapped up and at peak human emotion over
Speaker 1: like everything happening. But you've been saying this whole EPISO.
Speaker 1: But then I stand there and I'm like when I die,
Speaker 1: this this like will keep going and that is so
Speaker 1: fucking awesome, and it's like such a comforting feeling where
Speaker 1: it's just like, dude, it will go on. There will
Speaker 1: be like there's already multiple bitches just like me. I
Speaker 1: am like every other bitch, and then like one day
Speaker 1: there will be some freak ass bitch around my age
Speaker 1: standing there looking at at the grass and having the
Speaker 1: same revelation. And nothing I've thought is unique, nothing I
Speaker 1: have felt is unique.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, that is like literally that used to freak
Speaker 2: me out, but I'm so at peace with it. I
Speaker 2: love love love, I've said it before. But the idea
Speaker 2: that like in like two hundred years after my death,
Speaker 2: like I will not be remembered, I will not be
Speaker 2: thought about, like no one will like literally ever like
Speaker 2: think of me. And I don't know why, but that
Speaker 2: feels just so like so sweet, like my body will
Speaker 2: be recycled back to the earth and I will be
Speaker 2: used for good. And it's like really really nice.
Speaker 1: I mean for me, it literally like sorry, I cut
Speaker 1: you off, what we're gonna finish saying?
Speaker 2: I was just saying it. It feels really nice and
Speaker 2: like I like, I think that like sounds like a
Speaker 2: scary thing to say, or like it could be like misconstrued.
Speaker 1: Me, misconstrued that we like literally both want to pass away.
Speaker 2: But that's not like I mean, when I'm eighty seven
Speaker 2: years old, I at this point, and I think.
Speaker 1: We both come to this conclusion. We used to be like, dude,
Speaker 1: we're gonna die, We're gonna die like at such a
Speaker 1: young age or whatever, which is like an awful thing
Speaker 1: to think. And like knock on wood, true wood? Can
Speaker 1: I knock on that wood? Sometimes when we're not around
Speaker 1: wood and I need to knock on wood, I just
Speaker 1: knock on.
Speaker 2: I'll just go real quick.
Speaker 1: It's easy for them, it's easy. But I keep getting
Speaker 1: bit mosquitoes, and I'm allergic to mosquito.
Speaker 2: Now blood they have touched me once, they haven't gotten
Speaker 2: me one.
Speaker 1: Those birds were just playing in that tree.
Speaker 2: I forgot why we suck birds.
Speaker 1: But now I'm like, damn like, I genuinely, I am
Speaker 1: convinced that I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Oh, did you put shit myself? I fucking ship myself
Speaker 2: and you help.
Speaker 1: Me, no help and I'm not wife is help me?
Speaker 2: I myself stop.
Speaker 1: Now I'm convinced that I'm gonna live like a very
Speaker 1: long life, and I'm gonna be like one of those
Speaker 1: annoying people who, yes, I will look at everybody I
Speaker 1: knew one. Here's four things, or like a few things
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about recently. Yes, I will be the
Speaker 1: old person who drives around with young people and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this used to be here and that used to be
Speaker 1: like that. I remember when I was your age to
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I still do that, and I will
Speaker 1: always do that when I'm old. I'm gonna do it
Speaker 1: like at an inconceivable amount. I think that's my new word,
Speaker 1: like incomprehensible, but that I will see every young person,
Speaker 1: I will say to them, I remember when you were
Speaker 1: this small. I will be doing that. I see little
Speaker 1: like humans now and I'm like, I will be telling
Speaker 1: that motherfucker that I saw them the small because this
Speaker 1: is yeah, this is actually insane.
Speaker 2: I know you better than you know yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I've been around you, bitch, Oh, I've been
Speaker 1: around you. I will say that I missed the old days,
Speaker 1: even though right now I'm like this is the worst
Speaker 1: the art has ever been. I'm sure in fifty years,
Speaker 1: when like everything is melted and we have to live
Speaker 1: in like three hundred feet foot buildings.
Speaker 2: So that we're not like your skyscrapers in the desert, yeah,
Speaker 2: so that we're not drowning, I'll.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, I miss the old days where you
Speaker 1: could drive around in like a cool car and now
Speaker 1: you bitches are floating. That's so annoying. And I'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I miss when like CDs wor thing because I already
Speaker 1: feel like that. But yeah, I will be an old
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, I was just saying I'm gonna
Speaker 1: live so long like we used to. We used to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're not gonna live. We used to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, to be dead by thirty and like
Speaker 1: all this like fucked up shit that I think, like
Speaker 1: a lot of young people think, because like for some reason,
Speaker 1: at the age of like fifteen thirty sounds like literally
Speaker 1: the oldest age like on the planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm so excited to be one hundred years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to live to one hundred. I
Speaker 1: just don't want to be at the point where someone's
Speaker 1: like having to take care of me.
Speaker 2: Like but I just say, well, you can't be the
Speaker 2: most processed food on this planet, like I will even
Speaker 2: have an ass.
Speaker 1: I know you can't plan for your health. But I
Speaker 1: am manifesting that I will live in good health and
Speaker 1: I'll be okay and things will work out for me
Speaker 1: because I am done thinking the worst I'm done. I'm
Speaker 1: so done. I'm just I'm a different woman, and I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. I am so excited to go back to
Speaker 1: LA and play with my CD player, Like that's at
Speaker 1: the point I'm at in my life. Oh. But also
Speaker 1: when we were like, oh, it makes me feel so
Speaker 1: good to know that in two hundred years no one
Speaker 1: will think about me. For me, that helps my cave
Speaker 1: woman brain of when I'm just like every time I'm
Speaker 1: on the podcast and I'm like no, I'm just on
Speaker 1: my cavemanshit and like I don't think and i don't care.
Speaker 1: That's something that like has kind of led to that
Speaker 1: ideology where I'm just like, literally, in fucking thirteen BC,
Speaker 1: bitches weren't like, oh my god, what's gonna happen tomorrow?
Speaker 1: They were like I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: I'm sure in thirteen BC they had an idea an
Speaker 1: inkling of what was happening. But I also have no
Speaker 1: gage of time, Like to me, I can't believe, like,
Speaker 1: were there cars in like the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think they're the carriages.
Speaker 1: When did they have cars in the nineteen hundreds, like
Speaker 1: nineteen oh three. Did they have cars?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 1: When did they make tanks?
Speaker 2: Because why probably in the seventies or some shit.
Speaker 1: Damn, oh my god, everything is so new still it's scary.
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing. It's like we're saying like we're
Speaker 2: going to be living in skyscrapers.
Speaker 1: In seventy years.
Speaker 2: That's not We're going to be living the exact same
Speaker 2: we are now.
Speaker 1: Which is honestly pretty awesome. I don't want power to
Speaker 1: change anymore.
Speaker 2: Was this fucking dinky mobile? Oh it was a Benz
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty sick, I'm having the bends and nineteen the
Speaker 2: first fucking car eighteen eighty six. But that's not a car.
Speaker 2: That's not a car, that's a bicycle. Yeah, like you're
Speaker 2: lying to yourself. Damn they the first car was invented
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: No, Drew, you were literally born two years later the car.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I think you're like you're misreading something,
Speaker 1: because there's no.
Speaker 2: Way that's really interesting.
Speaker 1: Actually no, Also now you're spreading misinformation.
Speaker 2: So that's what you get to learn from today's podcast.
Speaker 1: Me and Elsie watched a sped up recreation cgi thing
Speaker 1: of Pompey and I didn't know what Pompey was.
Speaker 2: POMPEII or wait, Popeye or Pompeii.
Speaker 1: Pompeii, same thing, damn wow, same thing.
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah, there's this one memes what I was saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I knew what you were saying, but exactly so I
Speaker 2: definitely could not infer that because you said, I watch
Speaker 2: a speed up recreation of Popeye. But the one of
Speaker 2: the best memes of all time is if they had
Speaker 2: selfie sticks in POMPEII, And it's right here. That is
Speaker 2: literally one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what Pompei was, Like, I'm being so real. See,
Speaker 1: that's the thing about me, is like, because of how
Speaker 1: emotionally intellectual I am, people let me get away with
Speaker 1: being probably one of the dumbest humans on the planet.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know how I got here, and it
Speaker 1: is because God gave me good like gut intuition and
Speaker 1: like emotional capacity, but on all other playing fields, I
Speaker 1: am dumb, So expect very low grade intelligence from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's academically really really hard to exist. If pompe
Speaker 2: happened today, is that a statue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say, She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't even think we could put that on the screen.
Speaker 2: Will blur, we'll blur it, but the critters are out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to say that time. I need you
Speaker 1: to take a picture of me.
Speaker 2: I need you to take a picture of me. You
Speaker 2: came out and you were like, I'm gonna get a
Speaker 2: sexy photo of you, and you took one yesterday.
Speaker 1: Probably more, come on, well, I'll take more. This is
Speaker 1: our last moment to ever be here because we probably
Speaker 1: won't make it.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Major need to stop saying that to each other. We
Speaker 1: like literally also, we need to stop saying it because
Speaker 1: I believe it, Like well, the.
Speaker 2: Only reason, legitimately, the only reason I believe it is
Speaker 2: because I burnt my fucking finger last night. It's probably
Speaker 2: gonna get infected and fall off, and I probably won't
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 1: It got frustrated with me because we were burning weenies
Speaker 1: over the fire on this like metal prong thing, and
Speaker 1: he was like, hold my buns down so my my
Speaker 1: hot dogs come off, and then like I wasn't doing
Speaker 1: it at the speed and capacity that he needed, and
Speaker 1: he was like, okay, I'm gonna do it, and like
Speaker 1: went to go push it down and his thumb pressed
Speaker 1: on the hot iron. And that's what you get for
Speaker 1: not letting me do what I needed to do. So
Speaker 1: in a way, it was deserved.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I burned my finger and it hurts really bad.
Speaker 2: And it hurt really bad.
Speaker 1: It's okay because I plopped it in my hole and
Speaker 1: the juices like kind of fixed it.
Speaker 2: No, what fixed it is? I poured mustard all over
Speaker 2: it on Ironically, I know this sounds like some stupid
Speaker 2: shit that I always say, but I poured mustard mustard
Speaker 2: all over it, dude, mine like slurring and mispronunciation, pronunciation
Speaker 2: of words and like ship like I actually think I'm
Speaker 2: like getting stupid. I don't know what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on, but it's driving me insane. I can't then
Speaker 2: we can tell you. No, I can't. I can't say
Speaker 2: words anymore and I can't finish thoughts. But I poured
Speaker 2: mustard all over the burn and it actually like stopped
Speaker 2: the pain immediately, and I think it made it a
Speaker 2: lot better than it actually would be.
Speaker 1: I wonder, what's it? Oh, yeah, it doesn't look bad
Speaker 1: at all. I wonder what's in mustard mustoid, musty old.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I burned Drew on purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with hot dog that'll sticks and stab me with it,
Speaker 2: and it fucking hurt and made me cry my little
Speaker 2: eyes out. But yeah, should we tap into some media.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna go take a photo of this web
Speaker 1: before the sun gets too low, and we'll insert it
Speaker 1: if it looks good. And if it looks bad, you
Speaker 1: won't see the photo. You start your media though you
Speaker 1: Oh my saggy bottoms. Did you hear that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yep, I thought it was like okay, So I
Speaker 2: got three songs for you. We got Bull of the Woods,
Speaker 2: Rain in the Alders, and Forest Park by F. M. Forrest. Beautiful,
Speaker 2: beautiful songs really cure me when I'm sad. Actually, they
Speaker 2: probably just make me even more sad uh and hurt
Speaker 2: my feelings even more, because I'm someone who's so fucking
Speaker 2: affected by music that like, I actually like. If a
Speaker 2: sad song comes on, it will make me so sad,
Speaker 2: Like I can't listen to sad music if I'm happy
Speaker 2: because it will ruin my mood. And if I listen
Speaker 2: to sad music when I'm sad, it'll put me deeper
Speaker 2: into a pit, and like, I know some people are
Speaker 2: like No, I like that because like people can relate
Speaker 2: to my feelings. No, I don't need to be even
Speaker 2: more sad than I already am. I need to be
Speaker 2: surface level sad so I can wake up in the
Speaker 2: morning and scroll through TikTok for two hours and forget
Speaker 2: about it. Can't be even more sad than I already am.
Speaker 2: And then what if I've been watching I haven't really
Speaker 2: been watching anything lately, Like it's kind of just been
Speaker 2: me on my iPad watching my YouTube videos. I've been
Speaker 2: watching so many cooking shows, which is crazy. I don't
Speaker 2: even fucking cook. But I've been watching like shows like
Speaker 2: cooking competition shows like Iron Chef Legends and shit like that,
Speaker 2: and like it's been really really fun. Actually, it's been
Speaker 2: really really sweet. I've also been listening to a lot
Speaker 2: of A G. Cook. I love this album. Wait, what's
Speaker 2: it called a fucking O? I don't know the name
Speaker 2: of the album off the top of my Apple versus
Speaker 2: seven G crazy crazy album. And Enya is taking a
Speaker 2: picture of me right now, and I hope it comes
Speaker 2: out good, but I bet she doesn't have the exposure
Speaker 2: or light settings right on it. Because she doesn't use
Speaker 2: a light meter. You do have good gut intuition. But
Speaker 2: that's my media for this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see what my media is. I haven't been
Speaker 1: watching anything either. Also, this little patch is awesome. Also
Speaker 1: the sun, I knew it. The sun went down too much,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like shining on it the way it
Speaker 1: was earlier, so it wasn't as nice. But like, you know,
Speaker 1: that's okay because at least I got to see it
Speaker 1: with my eyeballs. To try to see Devin Sydney tomm
Speaker 1: before you leave. Yeah, someone else wanted to see you.
Speaker 1: Oh nah, you're popular.
Speaker 2: I got bit shoes.
Speaker 1: That's too. She in a group chat with you and
Speaker 1: me was like, let's hang let I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with him before he goes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: he's right here. I haven't been watching anything but Last
Speaker 1: Date by Jill Trithole and also Wichita Lineman by Jill Trithol.
Speaker 1: It's like synth versions of songs. Mm hmmm, oh my,
Speaker 1: I let you know. I think I already said this.
Speaker 1: Let you Know by dj Reshad dismissed. Maybe I said
Speaker 1: this on Patreon, but I'll say it here because Patron
Speaker 1: has had it for a week or something extra but
Speaker 1: good humor by Saint Etienne. Yeah, and that's it for me.
Speaker 1: That's all. Also, like Shawde, any.
Speaker 2: Song you've been listening to so much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love her so good. It's insane so good
Speaker 1: timeless music. It's hard to know if you're gonna make
Speaker 1: timeless music. Yeah, I don't want to listen to music
Speaker 1: out here because I'm just like, well, I just.
Speaker 2: Haven't been able to because my good headphones are at
Speaker 2: the house and my boys are really fucking good when
Speaker 2: they have batteries, but they don't have batteries, so they
Speaker 2: sound quality sucks balls. So I haven't been able to.
Speaker 2: But I would have loved to sit out here as
Speaker 2: the sun was setting listening to my ambient music on
Speaker 2: full blast. But also, I just haven't been really listening
Speaker 2: to music much lately because they have been in weird moods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that I haven't been listening to much,
Speaker 1: but when I do, that's what I was listening to
Speaker 1: that Amplified Heart album so much since I bought the CD.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I've been having listening to everything
Speaker 1: about the girl shaw De because now that I have
Speaker 1: a really good CD player, I'm like, oh fuck, I
Speaker 1: need to buy like all of my like classic CDs.
Speaker 1: Like I would buy like CDs of like like oh
Speaker 1: cutty things that I really liked, but I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I need to also like amp up the side of it.
Speaker 1: That's just like all these albums that I like love
Speaker 1: that I usually like just pass over when I'm at
Speaker 1: the store because I'm like whatever, like I I have
Speaker 1: that on my iPhone. But like that's not the way
Speaker 1: to do it, because, like Drew said, you want to
Speaker 1: own your music, which sounds like me just being like
Speaker 1: buy things, buy things, buy things. But you could get
Speaker 1: things for cheap and then you can own them, and
Speaker 1: it's like this is my thing that I have and
Speaker 1: I'm not giving my money to somebody. All those like those.
Speaker 2: Things are very owing one hundred and fifty dollars a
Speaker 2: year on Spotify plus put that into discogs CDs that
Speaker 2: are two to five maybe ten dollars max, and I
Speaker 2: own basically the same amount of you Sick I would
Speaker 2: have listened to on Spotify, if not more.
Speaker 1: But I will say, like things like Spotify are so
Speaker 1: viable because it is insane that like I'm also picking
Speaker 1: a white dude, like crazy, it is insane that you
Speaker 1: get to have, Like you're having accessibility to that amount
Speaker 1: of music is like so unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I know I love Spotify plus like on ironically,
Speaker 2: how would I be able to listen to my podcast?
Speaker 2: Like I'm not buying a fucking CD of podcasts or
Speaker 2: I'm not subscribing. I don't know, like that's the only
Speaker 2: place that's in a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, thank you guys so much for tapping in.
Speaker 1: So if we were a little dimmer recently, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have some shit going on.
Speaker 2: Actually we have nothing going on. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking sad, but that's why the episodes have been
Speaker 2: fucking shittiest because I want to die.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh he's gonna go
Speaker 1: die in the woods. He can only run so fast
Speaker 1: when he doesn't have real shoes on. H are you farting?
Speaker 1: Is that your shoes? Actually? Is that your ass? Or shoes?
Speaker 1: Holy grop