WEBVTT - We Have 3 Years Left

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome this serene and peaceful episode of emergency in our calm.

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<v Speaker 2>We've run into the forest, deep away. I know we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the Twilight Forest. A hope of a big, strong,

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<v Speaker 2>honky werewolf man doesn't come and take me away and

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<v Speaker 2>do things to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and like finger

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<v Speaker 1>me on my period and stuck all the blood out

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<v Speaker 1>of my oh my cervix.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>vampires instead of just those teeth, because those teeth make

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<v Speaker 1>small punctures. But if they had vacuums in their throats

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<v Speaker 1>and they got down there on their period, they would

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<v Speaker 1>feast like a Chinese buffet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if vampires just aren't real so we

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<v Speaker 2>don't even have to worry about that. Really, what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>vampires are not real? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they are. It's like mermaids and like, oh, like

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<v Speaker 1>those horse people, like you know what I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About, girl, No, those are all made up. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>think you were watching a documentary when you saw fucking Twilight?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's not those were not those that was not real.

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<v Speaker 1>Then how did they make it look like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Computer generated graphics? Oh my god, does.

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<v Speaker 1>That mean no computers are for like YouTube and like

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter and TikTok, like they're not for like movies. Movies

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<v Speaker 1>are for like the silver screen.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually can't with you. This is this is actually

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<v Speaker 2>scaring the shit out of me that I have gotten

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<v Speaker 2>involved with and been with you for so long.

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<v Speaker 1>With somebody who chooses to put on my rose colored

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<v Speaker 1>lens and look at the world so beautifully. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure that would hurt you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that it's not reality. Reality. People die, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the reality of it.

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<v Speaker 1>People die, everybody's parents when recession. It's not the reality

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Oh, you can't just go to target and

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<v Speaker 1>get what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want candy too fucking bad? You want that

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<v Speaker 2>two dollars thing? Too bad? We can't want the candy?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you want the lights to be on tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>The candy? I'm sorry? Yeah, like what honestly give me

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<v Speaker 2>the option. I'll just go to sleep exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>The sun is the candy.

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<v Speaker 2>The sun is out, and I'm feeling okay, oh really good.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is with being out, like, oh bitch, we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't even addressed my fucking hair. They haven't seen it yet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you look beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You just looking gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I cut my hair. I bleached the tips. The

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<v Speaker 2>only reason I did it was because I saw like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty tiktoks being like oh Drew in his sexy ara.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when Drew was hot and like saying all

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<v Speaker 2>this shit and made me feel like I wasn't hot anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And I decided it's time to get hot again. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I did. I got hot again. And look

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<v Speaker 2>at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you're stuck trying to please people.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at my cursal. I don't care because it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like we switched hairs, except I put clipping

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<v Speaker 1>bangs in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you didn't have bleached hair.

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<v Speaker 1>We switched wigs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He gave me his wig and I gave him

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<v Speaker 1>my old wig from like twenty thirteen before I bleached it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it called CHERNOBYLI like the real hair.

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<v Speaker 1>True nobly?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the inches like people get real hair.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's a different name.

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<v Speaker 2>True.

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<v Speaker 1>Noobyl is like a historical event that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeahoyl No, what is it called? Like? Nicki Minaj

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<v Speaker 2>has a at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not a bellyosh. For some reason, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. It's like Belmont, like hair something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like bell Main. No, no, bread, No, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're talking about because I gotta look this up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the highest end of like hair extensions, etc.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know what it's called. You sang the

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<v Speaker 1>true noble hair. Something bad that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Chernobyl is the ship that exploded, the nuclear power plant

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<v Speaker 2>that blew up with the elephant foot thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that gave me like.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, girl, No, it's the it's literally the nuclear reactor

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<v Speaker 2>that melt down.

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<v Speaker 1>And what does the alien foot have to do with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Elephant foot is what they call the super reactive radioactive?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait that fucking song radioactive? Girl? Why can't I find

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<v Speaker 2>this shit?

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<v Speaker 1>She said it like it was a good song. He Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you just said that, like you were like.

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<v Speaker 2>Teal hair extensions. Girl, this ship is real? No, I

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<v Speaker 2>typed in teal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh belam me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's another word for it, though, Bro, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what you're talking about. No, there is literally another

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<v Speaker 2>word for it. I swear there is. We've talked about

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<v Speaker 2>it before.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't think of it. Right now, because unlike you,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm in nature, I don't have this.

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<v Speaker 2>Like incessant need to look up hair extensions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it's a hobby of mine. I can't I can't

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<v Speaker 2>fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you come to nature to separate yourself from

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<v Speaker 1>the need to have long, beautiful hair. Actually, being in

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<v Speaker 1>nature makes me feel like I need long beautiful hair

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<v Speaker 1>because in a different world, I feel like I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>like eighteen fifty two and I didn't have hair extensions,

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<v Speaker 1>and I also didn't have the right to fight.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to film on my phone to show them

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<v Speaker 2>what we're looking at. Yeah, because it's the most actually

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the most gorgeous thing I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Because everybody's gonna be like, oh my god, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like boo boo boo. You're not yelling, you're not screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not being rowdy. How could I be rowdy? When

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<v Speaker 1>nature is healing, Nature is perishing, Nature is not I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, the floods, the droughts, all the water is being

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<v Speaker 2>displaced and put in new places. The water never leaves

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<v Speaker 2>the earth. It's always going to be there, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be in different places.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have Pangaea two point zero.

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<v Speaker 2>That may actually be the most ignorant thing I've ever said, You.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying the water will always be on earth, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>being displaced, destroyed, and me like just not questioning it.

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<v Speaker 2>Energy is never It cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>is in a constant state of yin and yang.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is awesome, guys happening. I think we just have

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<v Speaker 1>to sit back and say everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Flooding, apocalyptic flooding and droughts and desks and famine and recessions.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's having it really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's this is this is a crazy ass hot take.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean this with my full chest. Like when

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<v Speaker 2>I come out to places like these, where it's just

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<v Speaker 2>nature and a river flowing and it's really gorgeous, and

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<v Speaker 2>you listen for a moment you hear nothing, and you

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<v Speaker 2>hear crickets and you hear locusts. Everything feels a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit at peace, and I'm like, okay, like it is okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it will be okay, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's gonna be all right. Maybe humans won't be

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<v Speaker 2>here in a hundred years, but everything is gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, what's annoying is I'm like, damn, the

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<v Speaker 1>only the main issue of all that is yeah mhm.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what I'm saying, did.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear the fish jump?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I got distracted by everything around me. No. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I was gonna say is like the crazy thing is.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a set. We can we can never have a

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<v Speaker 2>set because I am being able to look at this

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<v Speaker 2>and focus on everything but.

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<v Speaker 1>A camera on your face. When we come out here,

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<v Speaker 1>I have this like hard time because I'm just like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like true, peaceful, like this is what humans

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<v Speaker 1>are meant to do is just like get food, come home,

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<v Speaker 1>eat the food, be in nature, live like we're just

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<v Speaker 1>made to live. But like now there's like careers and

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<v Speaker 1>jobs and you need to pay bills and pay to

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<v Speaker 1>be alive and pay for this and do that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then oh my god, and then there's fighting, and then

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<v Speaker 1>there's like moral like groundings that you disagree with and

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<v Speaker 1>like all this like crazy shit, and I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, this is like never what humans were meant

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<v Speaker 1>to do. But then I really think about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like here I am talking into a microphone, living

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<v Speaker 1>like a simple sleigh life, and then I'm like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do need TikTok, and we do need iPhones destroying

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<v Speaker 1>the earth, because like then, what would I be doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I if I didn't have this shit, I would be

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<v Speaker 2>out here like on ironically, I would be somewhere like this,

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<v Speaker 2>off the grid. And that is my plan. In four

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<v Speaker 2>to five years, I pray that I'm in a position

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<v Speaker 2>where I can disappear, run away and never have to

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<v Speaker 2>see anybody I don't want to see, or say anything

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say, or do anything I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to do. And that's my dream. Like I wasn't joking,

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<v Speaker 2>I almost started crying when I saw those old people

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<v Speaker 2>at the farmers market playing their little fucking fiddles and

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<v Speaker 2>violins and making music with each Like I yearn in

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<v Speaker 2>fiend for that life so badly, a simple life where

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<v Speaker 2>like I wake up, I shower, I go to the

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<v Speaker 2>farmer's market, I walk around, I display my fruits that

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<v Speaker 2>I yielded the night before, and I just like move

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<v Speaker 2>on like that. I yearn for that so badly. I

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<v Speaker 2>Like I wish every night I could sit out here

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<v Speaker 2>and watch this like that is the life that I

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<v Speaker 2>want so so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's crazy, though, is a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>people like because they are so old, they had to

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<v Speaker 1>do the like twenty to sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Year old like heavy lifting.

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<v Speaker 1>Hustle and like figuring it out so that they can

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<v Speaker 1>have like that peacefulness where they like their main thing

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to figure out, like what song they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play on the fucking fiddle at the farmer's market. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. When I think about my future, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a hard time because I want that, but I also

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<v Speaker 1>like enjoy being very social, so I would have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a mix of both. What's also really sad ist

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<v Speaker 1>to think about the fact that so many people can't

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<v Speaker 1>have that, But maybe it is like way more achievable

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<v Speaker 1>than like it's thought out to be. I think like

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<v Speaker 1>we're part of the generation that has this. Really, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like the celebrity generation. We grew up like wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to or at least me, like I grew up wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to be an entertainer, which I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>When I think about my childhood and when I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I ever thought about like celebrityism

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<v Speaker 1>within that I just wanted to be able to do

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment because I guess, like I never meant to show

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<v Speaker 1>my face as much as I do on the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I was a child, Like the best part

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<v Speaker 1>about being a radio host was like not showing my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, it's just my voice and I

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<v Speaker 1>could be funny and then like live my life and

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<v Speaker 1>like play music.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's way more achievable than people think, and like

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<v Speaker 2>that people can see. It's just gotten so convoluted because

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<v Speaker 2>of shit like that where it's like you have to

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<v Speaker 2>do this, this and this and this and this to

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<v Speaker 2>get there. But I think like it's literally what they

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<v Speaker 2>want you to think is that it is hard to

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<v Speaker 2>live a peaceful life off the grid. Like it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>insane and I sound like a crazy privileged white person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure coming from us, it sounds like crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It does sound insane, but like and I can recognize that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do believe that it's like not as hard

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<v Speaker 2>as people think it is to like just chill. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mean it's not as hard to like make the

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<v Speaker 2>money so you can chill. That's fucking impossible. I just mean,

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<v Speaker 2>like there are ways to do it that we I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even see. I haven't even seen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think also because like we're like poisoned with this

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<v Speaker 1>idea to like make something of ourselves. Like that's like

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I was getting on with like this, like

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure I know, like we're not the first

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<v Speaker 1>generation to be like poisoned with the idea of like

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<v Speaker 1>making your mark the important. Yeah, because like now it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like with the Internet, it felt so easy to

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<v Speaker 1>like garner that kind of attention to like make your mark.

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<v Speaker 1>I did this. I made that like I was the

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<v Speaker 1>first to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>which also is like not necessarily true, Like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just so funny, like we were we are in

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<v Speaker 1>this generation that, like, especially because of its accessibility, have

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<v Speaker 1>this like need to fuel the like really toxic idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have, at least as a teenager, where

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<v Speaker 1>my biggest fear was like dying and nobody knowing who

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<v Speaker 1>I was and like this like permanent mark of me

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<v Speaker 1>not being left behind like that I used to like

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<v Speaker 1>really freak me out and make me existential. But now

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<v Speaker 1>my greatest dream is to be able to pass away.

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<v Speaker 1>And like no, my greatest dream is to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to pass away, period. No, but only like the people

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<v Speaker 1>I love being able to like describe me, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously I know that we have like a platform, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, like this sounds like big headed, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's that big headed, because like there's plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of people that amazing. Sorry we're watching people roll by

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<v Speaker 1>on a boat. I'm sure there are people who like

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<v Speaker 1>have consumed our content and will like remember us as

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<v Speaker 1>it's like as these figures in their life forever. But

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<v Speaker 1>like now my big stream is like but like that

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<v Speaker 1>won't carry on. It's like when I'm not I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think like we all had this like crazy idea that

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<v Speaker 1>we had to be something, and the Internet definitely feels that,

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<v Speaker 1>where like you feel like you have to be this

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than life person. Or maybe that's just me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I used to also project that people.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's like the average thought. I could be

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<v Speaker 2>completely wrong and you could be one hundred percent right,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like, I don't know, it's just such

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<v Speaker 2>like a weird conversation because like there are definitely people

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<v Speaker 2>watching this that want to, yeah, be famous, and then

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<v Speaker 2>there are people watching this that like don't not even famous,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, like whatever you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like I feel like, oh, I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>remembered forever. I don't have that anymore. Though, to clarify,

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<v Speaker 1>that was something like back in like high school and

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<v Speaker 1>like middle school that would like freak me out. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>like I hope my fucking Kouchi is not out because

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<v Speaker 1>I keep wearing shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>We had the crop in the last episode because Enya's

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<v Speaker 2>whole ass in Kuder Bronson was hanging out, so we

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<v Speaker 2>like cropped it and zoomed it in really far, which

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<v Speaker 2>I think it probably fucked up the hat bit a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. It cropped out the hat, which like whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>as long as you're not exposing yourself. But yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wearing shorts and I have to be turned to the

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<v Speaker 2>side because I'm scared of go seeing my Wiener bulge

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<v Speaker 2>and now that I brought attention, you're are going to

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<v Speaker 2>be looking for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But trust with all that being said, though, I think

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<v Speaker 1>like a good segue is like someone like Serena Williams,

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<v Speaker 1>who will go down historically for the rest of as

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<v Speaker 1>long as humans are existing, Like Serena Williams will always

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<v Speaker 1>be this like prominent figure. But I'm confused because people

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<v Speaker 1>keep being like, oh, like her last s of her

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<v Speaker 1>last serve, like I think she will always serve. Like

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<v Speaker 1>why do people keep saying like, oh, she just had

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<v Speaker 1>her last serve, like you can serve until like you're

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<v Speaker 1>like ninety something like she's young, Like she's not, like

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't just have her last serve.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't mean like like, oh bitch serve like they

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<v Speaker 2>meant like her tennis serve like in her professional she can.

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<v Speaker 1>Serve tennis like aesthetic, like like tennis cors like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean like like like hitting the ball across the net

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time, but she didn't do it for

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<v Speaker 2>the first time or last time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, all are confusing me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've never like really I've I've always Serena that

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<v Speaker 2>was your joke, that was my one.

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<v Speaker 1>But when we started filming, I was like, dude, because

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<v Speaker 1>we've been out in the woods, like I've just had

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<v Speaker 1>this like clear blank mind and I haven't thought of

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<v Speaker 1>anything funny to say, Like I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have anything funny to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, y'all all thought the second last episode two episodes

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<v Speaker 2>ago was the worst ever episode we ever created, which

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<v Speaker 2>I see that ship. Don't fucking say that to me,

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<v Speaker 2>because I will in this ship. Now you will never

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<v Speaker 2>see my face again if you are ungrateful against that.

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<v Speaker 2>How am I supposed to turn it on every fucking

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<v Speaker 2>time for you? Guys? How do you expect me to

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<v Speaker 2>be putting out a banger episode every fucking week? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>That's just another conversation for another time. This will be

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<v Speaker 2>the worst episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting old. We're not getting old.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, since you brought up Serena Williams, that is

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<v Speaker 2>like I used to be fucking like obsessed with her,

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<v Speaker 2>like her sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Like say, Serena Venus.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I'm proud that I'm a man, like

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<v Speaker 1>so many beautiful talented women.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, but I kind of like wasn't keeping up.

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<v Speaker 2>What what did you say? I didn't hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said you smell so clean, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>But I never really I haven't been keeping up with

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<v Speaker 2>her career recently, and so I just like deep dive

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<v Speaker 2>and watch like a bunch of documentaries and many episodes

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<v Speaker 2>and everything on her, and like she is that bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>like she like she's on ironically one of the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>athletes of all time, Like she's in the top five,

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<v Speaker 2>like I actually would say, like what she did for tennis,

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<v Speaker 2>and like just sports in general is like on the

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<v Speaker 2>same level as like Kobe Bryant or Lebron James or

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<v Speaker 2>like like Dirk Nowitzki or something like someone who like

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<v Speaker 2>completely changed the game forever.

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<v Speaker 1>What Nowinski?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a basketball player? Number forty one. My my old

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<v Speaker 2>old passwords used to be Dirk Nowitzki forty one. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>Dirk d r Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, I thought you said d E r g na

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<v Speaker 1>like the no.

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<v Speaker 2>Dirk d I r K.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna name my kids something so fucked I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking about that today. I was like, what am I

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<v Speaker 2>gonna name my fucking baby? Like kids? And like the

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<v Speaker 2>first we can't believe that the first name that comes

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<v Speaker 2>to my brain every single time is like bingis or

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking Dingo or some shit like I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna name my baby Hinga dinga dirg.

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<v Speaker 2>No, literally, my baby's gonna be named like fucking Bingo

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<v Speaker 2>or some shit like Dingus. I love the name Dingus, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's giving like bingus energy, you know, like that like

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<v Speaker 2>Bingus is such a cute fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Name to me, or like, you know, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think you could get away with like giving your kid

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<v Speaker 1>a fucked up middle name and calling them that and

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<v Speaker 1>then they're like first name being good.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine your kid's name being that's so fucking bug is

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up. No, that's like a cute name, like oh,

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<v Speaker 2>look a little bug.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, that's cute when they're like crawling around, But then

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<v Speaker 1>when they're like fifteen, you're like bug bug, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents didn't think about my name like that, Actually

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<v Speaker 2>they did.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how my parents thought about my name

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<v Speaker 1>because like Enya, I feel like it's a good adult name,

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<v Speaker 1>but like a baby name and ye and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's maybe that is okay. I'm gonna name my like

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<v Speaker 2>that's like a cute todd name toddler, Drew like Drew

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<v Speaker 2>like no.

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<v Speaker 1>That Drew, or like Drew Phillips.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew like Andrew. I can't. I want to fish.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever get called Andrew like.

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<v Speaker 2>On the first day of school? And then I would

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<v Speaker 2>like correct them, my victim, My name is not fucking Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not resonate with that name. Call me Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>call me Drew.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I and I went by my middle name sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>and then my family had nicknames for me, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was always just Enya, and nobody gave me like cool

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<v Speaker 1>nicknames until y'all gave me Ernie. That's my thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody who named their kids some weird fucking thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the past, like four or five years, you could have

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<v Speaker 1>just made that the middle name. Or maybe because they're

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<v Speaker 1>all the famous babies, those are the middle names and

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<v Speaker 1>just the names they're letting us know, do do you

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<v Speaker 1>get me? Which that would be an awesome discovery to know,

0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:02.399
<v Speaker 1>like people who are like, yeah, I named my fucking

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<v Speaker 1>baby like double O seven to find out later on

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<v Speaker 1>that that's that was just their like public name.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I've said that before on the podcast, really

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Elon Musk's baby's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, like, you think that's just like the public name

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<v Speaker 1>that they decided to like let.

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<v Speaker 2>People now, Yeah, I think it was like a publicity stunt.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they wanted to hide the identity of their child,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think it was it was a mixture of

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<v Speaker 2>many things, but their name is not a e X

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<v Speaker 2>two one zero or whatever the fuck it is. Like me, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I don't think they're that fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna name my baby COVID nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Bach, I'm gonna name my baby monkey Pucks. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have twins and name it monkey Pocks and COVID nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm gonna name my baby COVID idiot. Okay, this, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, my jewels stuck in my shoe and

0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally cannot do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to clarify that when I say this, I

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<v Speaker 1>do not stand by these ideas. I think you all

0:20:56.680 --> 0:20:59.639
<v Speaker 1>know better. You know where my moral grounding lies for

0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the most part, because you don't know me, and you

0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:03.440
<v Speaker 1>don't know what I've been up to, and you don't

0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.680
<v Speaker 1>know what I've been through. But for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>all of y'all know where we stand. Don't be silly,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have come to the conclusion that the like

0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:18.159
<v Speaker 1>right wing freaks who name the crazy conspiracy theories and

0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:27.520
<v Speaker 1>make all these like nicknames like covidiot plandemic need.

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Like they they they like turn that shit out like

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<v Speaker 2>plandemic is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

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<v Speaker 2>of my entire life like on. Ironically, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>one of the most genius things I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I heard the first person to like hear it,

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<v Speaker 1>because it happens. It kind of have been in casual

0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:48.320
<v Speaker 1>conversation that they were so fucking heated that like plandemic

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<v Speaker 1>came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's it's it really is like a great

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<v Speaker 2>fucking name now.

0:21:53.680 --> 0:22:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Covidiot, covido place, covideot, you fucking covidiot lib Hard that

0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:03.679
<v Speaker 1>we were naming a bunch the other day and I

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.720
<v Speaker 1>can't like think of all of them, but like.

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<v Speaker 2>But they they we I think what we settled on was, like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because everybody, I genuinely believe this has like a

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<v Speaker 2>creative side to him, and it may not feel it

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<v Speaker 2>or you may not like know how to access it,

0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:21.680
<v Speaker 2>but everybody is, like can be a very creative person.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody can have a hobby exactly. And I think the

0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:30.320
<v Speaker 2>problem with conservatives is that they don't have a creative outlet.

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<v Speaker 2>But when they do turn up and turn out their

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<v Speaker 2>creative brains, they put it in. They put that energy

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<v Speaker 2>into naming fucking h the liberal agenda, which is that's

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what it ended up being.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I've like said, I don't know if I've

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<v Speaker 1>said this on the podcast, but I think like if

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<v Speaker 1>schools implemented classes that force you to choose a hobby.

0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:57.000
<v Speaker 1>And I don't mean like randomly giving people are or

0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:59.720
<v Speaker 1>music or like pe and those things, because like when

0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:02.479
<v Speaker 1>you make those kind of things mandatory and you don't

0:23:02.600 --> 0:23:05.520
<v Speaker 1>let a child or person choose the thing that they're

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:09.159
<v Speaker 1>going to spend their free time on, it's rare. Something

0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:10.520
<v Speaker 1>like good grows from that.

0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 2>I have to resituate. My fucking bony ass hurts so

0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:16.320
<v Speaker 2>bad on these rocks. I need to sit.

0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just have a plush like butt, so like

0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm comfortable personally. Yeah, but no, can you oh when

0:23:26.359 --> 0:23:28.400
<v Speaker 1>we check for ticks later, can I spread my hole

0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 1>and you could take a look in.

0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, only if you like take a look at my scrotum,

0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:33.680
<v Speaker 2>my balls side.

0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:37.119
<v Speaker 1>I haven't lifted your balls to like alleviate the way I.

0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:39.359
<v Speaker 2>Don't want to go down there right now. Oh, you

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:43.040
<v Speaker 2>really don't want in like fourteen days or something. Well,

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 2>it's it's okay because we're out in nature.

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:50.720
<v Speaker 1>That is not that's like, that's not true. I will

0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:53.679
<v Speaker 1>say though I thought about this today because like you

0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 1>all know, I don't like laying on a bed that

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm sleeping in with my outside clothes on. But I

0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 1>got back today and I did that, and I thought

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:02.240
<v Speaker 1>about it.

0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:04.680
<v Speaker 2>You faced your fears, but I.

0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Felt better about it because I was like, wait, let's

0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:09.359
<v Speaker 1>be real. When I'm in l A and I'm like

0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:13.040
<v Speaker 1>sitting on public furniture and like I'm in cities, I'm

0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.880
<v Speaker 1>in Miami, I'm like outside. Also, Miami is just human

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:19.320
<v Speaker 1>to growth. So like you come, you smell, and there's

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.880
<v Speaker 1>no place you smell more like outside when you come

0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 1>inside than Miami. There's no place do you get me?

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Like that heat and humidity and then the.

0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Rain like the same vibe. I'm serious.

0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:38.560
<v Speaker 1>You want Texas to beat Miami so bad?

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't you want Miami to beat Texas so bad?

0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even.

0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:45.439
<v Speaker 2>Well, you just said do you get me?

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:49.719
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what's got Miami or Texas? Like Ben,

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>come on, suck balls, what's better Florida or Texas?

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Come on, guys, they lie around the same place, and

0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:02.640
<v Speaker 2>the equator I know.

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 1>They they also both suck equivalently. They they're both great

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:09.119
<v Speaker 1>and they suck for the same reasons. I think, like

0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:12.359
<v Speaker 1>very similar reasons is why those places are awesome.

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:15.400
<v Speaker 2>We're not naming it, but I think you are. You're

0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:16.640
<v Speaker 2>picking up what we're putting down.

0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Come back. Where'd you go? Come back? What was I

0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.399
<v Speaker 1>talking about? Oh? Yeah, But then I went and I

0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:23.879
<v Speaker 1>laid inside it, and I was like, dude, it's a

0:25:23.920 --> 0:25:29.919
<v Speaker 1>cool day. And then nature, nothing that's on me. I

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:31.399
<v Speaker 1>was just like, I don't have corvid on me. I

0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>can lay down.

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nothing, nothing out here is ever that dirty, Like

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I actually like, don't think like dirt from the forest

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 2>floor like around us is dirty.

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I know either. When I drop my chocolate and

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I ate it, I was like, and I left it

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:47.480
<v Speaker 1>there for a minute because I thought about it. I

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 1>dropped and I was like, am I going to eat that? Yeah?

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 1>And then I picked it up and I ate it.

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Me squatting or sitting on the sidewalk in New York

0:25:55.960 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 2>City is a completely different story. That's shit piss, like grime, shit.

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 1>Piss, cock cop poop poop, sperm that is a fucked

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>up word.

0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Sperm.

0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you about to grab that chocolate? Yeah, dude, I

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>was gonna make comment on it on the other one

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:16.720
<v Speaker 1>because the other one being shaped like we have a

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:21.159
<v Speaker 1>chocolate that's chocolate chocolate e tree stump and this is

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 1>freaking me out because when we put it down right

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:25.760
<v Speaker 1>behind us, I was like, this is the most like

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:26.880
<v Speaker 1>unnatural thing ever.

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Bees are coming.

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Imagine, imagine what would you do? Isn't there a scary

0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>movie about bees or my tripping?

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:37.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I know there's one about leeches, but

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:37.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like.

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Dude, humans are so funny because why did we like

0:26:39.920 --> 0:26:42.639
<v Speaker 1>make chocolates And then we're like, you know what we

0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:45.399
<v Speaker 1>should do is like make chocolates that look like little

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 1>tree stumps and eat them.

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Because it's cute and fine.

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:50.159
<v Speaker 1>Like humans do that all the time, Like we like

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 1>simulate like real things into like oh these don't look

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 1>nearly just gonna sit do on the package the ship?

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Are they use? Though? I've been saying yummy and yummers

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot recently, like oh these are yummers. I feel

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 2>like we both can feel this. It's kind of like

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.239
<v Speaker 2>my body since being out here though, but like I

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>have been so like tired and sad and like fed

0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 2>up and like not feeling good recently. I hate it

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 2>so much. I have no reason to feel this way,

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>but I do, and it's just that fucking depression never leave.

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I know I feel that, but I feel like I

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>get that in the summertime and then fall time, I

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 1>feel like really like at peace, but there's like a trinkle,

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>there's like the lightest layer of sadness, but it makes

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 1>it feel good. Like the weather, Like I know about

0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the time we get back to la it's gonna be

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:57.479
<v Speaker 1>the best weather, which is just like kind of overcast chili,

0:27:57.560 --> 0:27:59.480
<v Speaker 1>and then it's still on like sunny days, it's gonna

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:01.879
<v Speaker 1>be chilly, even though there's a crazy heat wave happening

0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:05.840
<v Speaker 1>right now. So I'm talking as if like literally on

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Monday it's going to be one hundred and three degrees

0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>and on Tuesday it's going to be one hundred and one,

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and I think today it's a hundred degrees. But I

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 1>know what you're feeling. But I think you might be

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 1>feeling that because like being in New York was like

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>a draining thing for you, because you're just so not

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>accustomed to being.

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Socially like like that. It's it's a part of that.

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I just like am socially like completely drained, and I

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>try to be able to rejuvenate it, but like everybody's

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 2>on top of each other and always doing something, so

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't like really escape. But I think the real

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:48.040
<v Speaker 2>thing is is I've just been on iPhone and a

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 2>different capacity. I've been like looking at things and like

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>like really letting like the uh, the world ending shit

0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 2>get to my head and like actually starting to believe

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 2>it again, Like there's all this crazy shit because when

0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 2>I say, like the world's gonna end in two to

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 2>three years, like I don't actually believe that. It's always

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 2>a joke. But now, like with everything going on in

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the world, like the droughts and all the flooding and everything,

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, dude, it actually is ending and we're done. Okay.

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 2>So this is something that I've noticed, and it's like

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:24.959
<v Speaker 2>with literally everywhere I go, no matter the state, no

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 2>matter the country, no matter the city. Why when I

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 2>enter a solo stall bathroom, like like a gender neutral bathroom,

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.200
<v Speaker 2>there is a mirror in the perfect position so I

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 2>can see my penis period. That's it. Really, every bathroom

0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 2>I've ever been into, the mirror is like the perfect

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 2>angle or like the perfect length where you can just

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 2>watch your penis as at peace.

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 1>In like the single stalls, like in the handicaps.

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:00.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean like a gender neutral bathroom room one.

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I know what you're talking about, dude. I hate that.

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I hate when I go into a bathroom and that

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>is there. It's not I know what you're talking about.

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not in every bathroom, but always at some point

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>you count you like see it, or like you go

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 1>into a bathroom and stand it's like why, like what

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>was the thought process between like making me watch myself piss? Like, yeah,

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 1>why are you making me? Why are you subjecting me

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>to this?

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>And it's like look at your penis and be ashamed.

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're shameful of yourself.

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 2>It's just so big down there. It's just like really

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 2>hard to Actually, you should be.

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Shameful of that, though that's a that's a beautiful thing.

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:37.840
<v Speaker 2>It's just like really really hard for that. It's really hard.

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Ure that's beautiful and you should be so proud. Well,

0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:44.959
<v Speaker 1>ever since I was like seven and I saw this

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 1>thing that in Miami there were a bunch of people

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>going through and putting secret cameras in bathrooms, I since

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>that day have never entered a public restroom. But not

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>like it different. It's different like in those single use

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:02.720
<v Speaker 1>like Jenn neutral bathrooms, or just like single use bathrooms

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 1>where it's like at a restaurant there's a boy in

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a girlroom, or the gender neutral ones, those kind of bathrooms.

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm always looking around. I'm always like, there's like an

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:15.719
<v Speaker 1>air freshener machine like kind of pointed directly at the toilet,

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>and it looks like it has not been changed for

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>like ever, or it looks too new. I'm like, which

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>means every single time I see one, I'm like, that

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>is a camera, and that is not real, Like that

0:31:26.920 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 1>is fully a camera. Somebody's watching me pee, And then

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm putting on a performance while ipee.

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 2>There's a camera right over there recording us on that tree.

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm actually being serious. It's a game camera. The

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 2>camera's literally everywhere over there on that tree.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Which one, Okay, I really can't see it for some rhythm.

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a game camera to touch this sign?

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Why can't I see it? It's like blended in so

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:54.040
<v Speaker 1>well to be hidden. I guess. I also don't know

0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>what cameras on trees would look like. Yeah, I'm trying

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 1>to find like a big yeah, I'm trying to find

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:05.240
<v Speaker 1>the David no Briok camera that's shot to a tree

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>with the gorilla grip tripod. The Okay, why are DSLR

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 1>still that big?

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 2>No? No, I think it's at this point. Like, uh,

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>when I was looking for a camera, when I went

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 2>in one, I wanted the biggest camera possible. I thought

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:21.200
<v Speaker 2>like the bigger it was, the better it was, the

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>more powerful it was. And I think that is still

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people's thoughts on them, and I think

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.160
<v Speaker 2>they're just keeping them that big because there's no way

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 2>the internals of a camera need to be that fucking massive. Like, yeah,

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 2>this camera is better than the camera that we are

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 2>recording on my vlog camera and it's fucking tiny.

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like three times as small. Not you having

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>the smaller camera.

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I have to like compensate in some ways.

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because if your like giagging, there are so many

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 1>bugs and I know I'm gonna get bit by a

0:32:50.080 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>mosquitos in a crazy way. Oh. Also, before I move

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 1>on the air freshener thing in the bathroom, and if

0:32:57.320 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the bathroom and then it squeezes like shoots

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>out air freshener while I'm in there. I'm like, Oh,

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>what a coincidence that that's shooting out while I'm peeing. No, bitch,

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:12.080
<v Speaker 1>that's the record button, and and what it's doing is

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>it's it's covering the sound of the shutter on the camera.

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 1>And now somebody has a video of me peeing. But

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:20.640
<v Speaker 1>then I like, I get comfort, but I'm oh, my god,

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>there's so cute. But I get comfort from the idea

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 1>that like it's one person who has that picture, and

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what are the chances they share it?

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 2>No, that's my vibe. It's like if my nudes leak,

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of just like relief, Like it it's like

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 2>my brother dying. Like I just like get relief.

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 2>It's on the same level. It's like, yeah, I feel

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 2>that scarce. But my wiki feet's dropped. Someone made a

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 2>wiki feeds for me and uploaded a bunch of wiki

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>feet picks.

0:33:55.640 --> 0:33:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a high score or low score?

0:33:57.960 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Last time I checked, I had seven one stars

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 2>and three or two no one literally one one or

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>five star, So I had like a terrible rating, Like

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I had a half of a star rating. Which is

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:17.479
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. But they they purposely uploaded my gross feet picks.

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 2>I just have gross fucking feet, Like my feet are disgusting,

0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Like I am so embarrassed by them, and that's why

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I make jokes out of them so much. So y'all

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 2>can't say that to me. But I know I have

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 2>gross feet, so I make them.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 1>You're like pedicures, And I went to make a comment,

0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 1>you will you go.

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:36.520
<v Speaker 2>No, like absolutely not, Like no one else is allowed

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 2>to make fun of my feet. You're getting on pedicures.

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:42.319
<v Speaker 2>I almost kicked the ship out of the person doing

0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 2>my feet like it was so bad.

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have to upgrade the the like the one

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:50.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't need you to like shave my feet like

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking cheddar cheese, Like I don't need that because personally

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I have soft, volumptuous, sexy feet. Let's be real.

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Let's just I don't need you to cheese.

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Bread my feet. But like, can they upgrade that so

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:04.840
<v Speaker 1>that it's not like the most ticklish thing on the

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking planet, Like when do humans get the iOS uptake

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:08.840
<v Speaker 1>that that doesn't tickle that?

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>And like all the fucking shavings, where do they go?

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.879
<v Speaker 2>Because I will eat that later. And I hope they

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:16.279
<v Speaker 2>aren't eating my fucking skin because I want to be

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 2>eating it because or like at least like like give

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:21.319
<v Speaker 2>it to me, you know, like I just like I

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 2>want that to eat later like I do.

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Mean, oh no, I don't. They are not eating your

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>feet shavings. They are they like that is not the protocol, Like.

0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Well someone is, because if I'm not doing it, someone

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 2>has to be doing it.

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:36.279
<v Speaker 1>No, they just throw it away. That's what everybody does.

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Nobody's eating their foot shaving.

0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait, like I know, I'm literally just joking, but like

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.839
<v Speaker 2>the skin around my fingers taste so fucking good, and

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I know my foot skin tastes good, like I just

0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 2>know it.

0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I have had my footskin before. It's gotten that bad.

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, Well, I would bite my

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:53.280
<v Speaker 1>big toe.

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have my anxiety toe. It's back because the

0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 2>world is ending.

0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 1>That's my confession, don't shame it. Oh and my other

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 1>confession is yeah it's true. I don't wash my hydroflask.

0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, literally she doesn't. Sorry, I like started choking

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:10.960
<v Speaker 2>on chocolate. She doesn't. And there's black mold. COVID nineteen

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 2>was created in that fucking hydro flask because you don't

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 2>watch all you bitches that don't wash your hydro flask.

0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:16.720
<v Speaker 2>That's what the reason.

0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why you have tonsil rocks. Bitch.

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you're talking to them. You're the

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 2>one question.

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:26.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't use hydroflasks anymore because I had the bad

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 1>habit of like not washing them. Wait, but what's the

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 1>water bottle I use at home? I use something at home.

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.439
<v Speaker 1>Do I have a hydro flask at home?

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh yeah? And it sits in the sink. You

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:41.800
<v Speaker 2>put coffee in it, and then it sits in the

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.359
<v Speaker 2>bottom of the sink because you don't want to wash it,

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 2>so it sits there, and then I wash it and

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 2>it still sits there, and then you use it and

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 2>like two weeks later, and the cycle literally repeats itself.

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 2>But I washed your hydro flask for you, like the

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 2>green one that you put coffee in, because I'm like,

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 2>she does not need to.

0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Be drinking using that one as much.

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:04.719
<v Speaker 2>But I curdled rotten milk like gray matter. But you're

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 2>eating you're drinking literal brain gray matter.

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:11.439
<v Speaker 1>I okay, I don't use them for anything but water now,

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>but I do not take back what I said. I

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 1>do not watch wash hydro flasksse like I would like

0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:21.959
<v Speaker 1>to believe that whatever material is being used like will

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 1>deteriorate my bacteria and like, honestly, my bacteria like can't

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.319
<v Speaker 1>be that bad. It's like y'all drink kombucha, Like you

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.879
<v Speaker 1>don't know where that bacteria is being fermented, Like why

0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 1>can't I have my own backwash fermented kombucha like it's me.

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 2>I had that idea the other day, like something similar

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 2>to that where I was like, dude, my germs can't

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:42.400
<v Speaker 2>be that bad. So I don't care, you know what

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like.

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Like it came out of me like unless it's like

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 1>like literally my fecal matter, like that's coming out with

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like purpose. But I'm like my spit, my spit is

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:53.400
<v Speaker 1>in my mouth to like I don't know.

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Every time I swim in the natural pond, lake creek,

0:37:56.880 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 2>why river, I am can then so I'm gonna get

0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:02.279
<v Speaker 2>a brain ending of me. But like I jumped into

0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:16.200
<v Speaker 2>that water yesterday insert clip h boom, and my ears

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 2>got filled with water and I was like, oh it's done,

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm done, Like the the germs are in my

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:24.399
<v Speaker 2>ears and they're gonna make their way to my brain

0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:26.439
<v Speaker 2>and like, within a week I'll probably be dead.

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Drew, I wish so much I did.

0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, I do. What. That's the thing about it

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:39.359
<v Speaker 1>is we have similar like wishes and wants, like I

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>want you to pass away. You want to pass away.

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I want to live a life without you. You don't

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:45.880
<v Speaker 1>want to live. So then that just kind of like

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>was that how you cry?

0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 2>What? What did I cried? Like? Have you seen me?

0:38:57.600 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I've seen you cry, not like as often as you've

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 1>seen me.

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Cry because boys aren't allowed to cry.

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I give you like three passes a year,

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 1>and then the year of your brother's celebration, I gave

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:16.879
<v Speaker 1>you one pass because I believe in moving on.

0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding that.

0:39:20.280 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 1>Over it Literally my dad when I'm explaining him why

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sad, not you didn't necessarily cry to me, But

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:33.280
<v Speaker 1>it would be like you know, like the occasional like

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 1>like tearing up and like talk trying to talk about

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 1>it like that, you would like maybe like cry and

0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 1>then like during it, you cried, but you didn't necessarily

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 1>cry next to me. Remember when we had to sit separately.

0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, we don't have to leave this in But

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>remember when we were at the funeral, when we got separated,

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:02.320
<v Speaker 1>so basically just like alone, and I was like, oh,

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:03.520
<v Speaker 1>this is weird next.

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:06.240
<v Speaker 2>To my other family members comforting them. Dude, I felt

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 2>so uncomfortable by that, not like anything you did. I

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 2>was like, but in my head, like I'm not kidding,

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Like half of the funeral, I was just like I

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:14.800
<v Speaker 2>think I should go sit by Inyo or like I

0:40:14.800 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 2>should like you should go somewhere. I was so fine, No,

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 2>but it was just like so much of it, like

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 2>literally it was so filled in my head. I was like,

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:23.879
<v Speaker 2>I have to go over there, like I feel bad.

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 2>She's all alone and I don't want like my like

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 2>family members being like why is she over there and

0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 2>like getting upset with you for being there or something.

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 2>I just like spiral out of control. But it distracted

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 2>me for most of it, which was actually really good.

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:39.239
<v Speaker 1>But damn that distracted you.

0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:42.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, like in a good way.

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, Bae, but yeah, like I so

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I've seen you cry definitely, but you know, I mean

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:50.719
<v Speaker 1>obviously you see meryll me why I.

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Still had stage fright and I thought everybody was looking

0:40:52.880 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 2>at me. When I went on stage for my brother's funeral,

0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, like I got to serve, Like

0:40:56.640 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I got a look fucking good.

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Everyone is looking at you, I mean, and.

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Like looking at me like like.

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:04.920
<v Speaker 1>You were like you thought people were like, oh, he looks.

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Like ship, right, yeah exactly. I showed out. Yeah that

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 2>was you a b I ate down. I'm down at

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:15.240
<v Speaker 2>my brother's funeral. Like, that's the thing about me. I

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna dress.

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:18.480
<v Speaker 1>The thing about me is I looked like ship at

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 1>my mom's funeral. And the thing about me, no, here's

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:24.320
<v Speaker 1>the true thing about me is Yes, an espresso machine

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 1>was bought her brought to her funeral. Yes, I made

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:29.799
<v Speaker 1>multiple lattes at her funeral. And what about it? You're

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:31.839
<v Speaker 1>literally literally what about it?

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I had a beer at my mom's funeral.

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean you gotta do what you gotta do.

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I was underage drinking at my mom's funeral. Now what

0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 1>hy police, what are you gonna do? Arrest me? I

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 1>was grieving.

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually gonna call the cops because that's like really

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:51.880
<v Speaker 2>fun years. No, if you drink under age, like I'm like,

0:41:51.920 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 2>you're done, Like you're.

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, Okay, fine, I'm gonna blame it

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.279
<v Speaker 1>on my parents. It's my parents fault, it not it

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>literally being one of my parents fault. But yeah, Drew

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 1>sy Me Carl like an incomprehensible I just cry so

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>once a week. Yeah, I cry like so easily. I

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 1>cry very often. I cry all the time. And then

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.760
<v Speaker 1>every time and then I get a good panic attack sobbing,

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm so embarrassed.

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I've never once been like, oh, she's crying, like I've

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 2>never won.

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is, it's not necessarily the embarrassment.

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:29.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like I don't know. I I think it's like

0:42:29.480 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel bad because I feel like there's like obviously

0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:35.640
<v Speaker 1>this problem that the people around me, like I know you,

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 1>and like anybody else who's ever around me wants to

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:41.359
<v Speaker 1>be able to, like specifically when I'm having a panic attack.

0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh, which I need to get this.

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Out of my head because like that only ever makes

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 1>it worse. But when I'm like having a panic attack

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 1>and the people around around me are trying to help,

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I start to feel like guilty, yeah, guilty my and

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:57.920
<v Speaker 1>then my guilt makes it worse because I'm like I

0:42:57.920 --> 0:42:59.279
<v Speaker 1>need to stop. I need to stop, and then I'm.

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Like, never feel guilty, It's up. What I have trouble

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>with is like I don't know how to comfort people

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.640
<v Speaker 2>when they are in that state. I mean I try to,

0:43:08.640 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 2>like I do my best, and I try to make

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 2>people laugh and just like get their mind off of it,

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 2>but like like physically comforting people, like that's all I

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 2>was thinking about. It was just like, do I like

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 2>pat her on their shoulder? Like what the fuck do

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I do? Like when I'm crying and you're around me,

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.880
<v Speaker 2>like you're like very physical and it's very comforting. I'm like,

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 2>is that what she wants? I don't know, just very

0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 2>very curious. I just don't know how to comfort people

0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>when they're in that state.

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I Yeah, I was talking about that to somebody and

0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what I need in

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 1>those moments, Like I really just don't know what I need.

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 1>What I need is to disappear and not be.

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:45.640
<v Speaker 2>What you need is Instagram.

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what I need is to open up TikTok and

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 1>watch TikTok. You need TikTok just a lot and disassociate

0:43:51.600 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 1>from the fact that I'm alive. And then I'm like,

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, wait, what was I crying about? This

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:58.719
<v Speaker 1>song is so good? That's like, no, that's actually the

0:43:58.760 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 1>last thing.

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:01.400
<v Speaker 2>The last time you had.

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Music like ambient playing, music playing, and then I'm like,

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, like my I'm not being dramatic right now,

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:09.879
<v Speaker 1>my life is about to end.

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:15.239
<v Speaker 2>The last cry you had you were listening or the

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:18.240
<v Speaker 2>music that was on in the car was the most

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.359
<v Speaker 2>anxiety inducing music I've ever heard in my entire life.

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Like if I was in your state and I was

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:26.920
<v Speaker 2>hearing that music, I would have been like actually freaking

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:30.319
<v Speaker 2>it did and it was almost like hey, can you

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 2>turn off the radio? But like I just like didn't

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 2>want to make anybody mad, but literally I had that

0:44:36.400 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 2>same thought.

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:40.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it definitely did like exponentiate it because it

0:44:40.360 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>was like.

0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:41.919
<v Speaker 2>There's a critter up there.

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I know it was like shoe gayzy like ambient, but

0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:49.240
<v Speaker 1>then like scream, oh scream, Like it was a crazy

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>thing to be listening to. But there was one song

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:52.920
<v Speaker 1>that I wish I like, I wanted to ask what

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:55.799
<v Speaker 1>it is was because it within my panic attacks. I

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 1>could still be like, wow, I know in a year

0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 1>all missed this moment because I'm fucking CRUI you are

0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 1>a psycho. I am crazy, Like I genuinely like it

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 1>is taking after crying Selfie's every single time you cry,

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta get it down here, you know what,

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 1>because no one looks as good as I do after

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 1>after they like cry like that, and I'm see that

0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>is the hill I want.

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:17.600
<v Speaker 2>I said that literally the last episode. I was like,

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:19.760
<v Speaker 2>you are like a gorgeous fucking crier.

0:45:20.160 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I sound out of my mind in these episodes. Every

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>single episode, it's like, yeah, during my big emotional break,

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm always because I'm growing, I'm changing, I'm ever evolving.

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, the most angering, most frustrating thing I think

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:38.520
<v Speaker 2>that can happen to you, The most devastating thing is

0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:43.280
<v Speaker 2>missing your exit when you're driving. That sends me over

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:47.640
<v Speaker 2>the edge in a way that like I actually cannot describe,

0:45:47.680 --> 0:45:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I see red and I like freak the fuck

0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:53.360
<v Speaker 2>out on myself. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

0:45:53.400 --> 0:45:55.879
<v Speaker 2>When I miss my edit, it's like or exit, It's

0:45:55.920 --> 0:46:01.279
<v Speaker 2>like it's devastating. Any any wrongdoing while driving will send

0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:03.560
<v Speaker 2>me over the edge, specifically that I'm doing. I don't

0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:05.720
<v Speaker 2>care if someone else i'm with like missus the exit

0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:07.520
<v Speaker 2>like out o I'm like, girl, it's not that deep,

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 2>but when I do it, I feel like the stupidest

0:46:09.600 --> 0:46:12.319
<v Speaker 2>personal ever. It's because I'm just so like tapped in,

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>zoned in, focused on everything but driving, you know what

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:19.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean? Like you like you, like you forget that

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.799
<v Speaker 2>you're driving when you drive, like you you just kind

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:23.879
<v Speaker 2>of do it mindlessly.

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so you're not cognitive when you're driving?

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Dry, I don't think anybody is. Like I just kind

0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:31.920
<v Speaker 2>of like it's like second nature. It's like breathing. Like

0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't realize I'm doing it. It just happened.

0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:37.080
<v Speaker 1>No, I feel that, but I never missed and I'm

0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:38.280
<v Speaker 1>like the best Wait.

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.560
<v Speaker 2>What yeah, Like I'm also like super on like hella

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:45.880
<v Speaker 2>substances liked No, don't admit to that.

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:48.120
<v Speaker 1>At least like you can keep no, you can keep

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 1>doing it and like I don't care, but just like

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:52.759
<v Speaker 1>for the sake of our like image online, don't like post.

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Hoop the tab of LSD, I took a Thinton all Rocks.

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, I am convinced that I'm the best driver ever. Like,

0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:05.880
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not kidding. I genuinely think I am the

0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 1>best driver in at least the US, and I stand

0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:12.040
<v Speaker 1>by that, and like other people will be like no,

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I am no, I am genuinely the best driver. You

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:20.719
<v Speaker 1>could put me in any city, in any climate, and

0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:24.240
<v Speaker 1>in any car, and I will drive that bitch safely.

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I was impressed when you were driving around New York

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 2>and E fact like, damn, that's like pretty pretty sick

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 2>that you were able to do it, because and then

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, do I think I would be able

0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 2>to do that? No, like not at all. I would

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 2>miss an exit and have a freaking freak out, meltdown

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:37.960
<v Speaker 2>and punch a hole through the window.

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I've driven, I've driven in other countries. I've driven in

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Portugal very easily, so easy. I've driven in Mexico so easy.

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:51.960
<v Speaker 1>I've driven in Hawaii, which is technically, I guess, a

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:53.080
<v Speaker 1>part of the US.

0:47:53.400 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I've driven your mama's pussy vagina, and I drove deep.

0:47:58.239 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm glad you're driving around fucking dust serodes, bitch,

0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 1>what are you in the desert and my mom's fucking

0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>earned Spider webs are so awesome. Look at that spider.

0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:06.959
<v Speaker 2>Web in the I was looking at that one over there.

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:08.959
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, that one's crazy. But look at this one

0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>right here in that tree in this like tiny tree.

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't see it. Wait where Oh the critter that's

0:48:17.960 --> 0:48:20.799
<v Speaker 2>a bat? Oh no, it's not. HI was streaked. I

0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:22.319
<v Speaker 2>almost ended the episode here.

0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love baths. No, I'll show you the spider

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 1>web I'm looking at. I actually might run over and

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>go take a picture of it because it's like so pretty.

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 2>At the bottom.

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, where's the sun? No? I still have some

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>sun left. Spider webs are so crazy because like, no,

0:48:37.200 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say anything about it, because I was

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 1>like standing out here while you were inside. Like I

0:48:41.200 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 1>came out here to like look around, see where we're

0:48:42.920 --> 0:48:44.759
<v Speaker 1>in a film, and I was standing right there and

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:48.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, dude, I am like so incredibly insignificant,

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:50.960
<v Speaker 1>and like I sit here and I get like so

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:57.760
<v Speaker 1>like incredibly wrapped up and at peak human emotion over

0:48:57.840 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 1>like everything happening. But you've been saying this whole EPISO.

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:02.640
<v Speaker 1>But then I stand there and I'm like when I die,

0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 1>this this like will keep going and that is so

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking awesome, and it's like such a comforting feeling where

0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>it's just like, dude, it will go on. There will

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:16.560
<v Speaker 1>be like there's already multiple bitches just like me. I

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 1>am like every other bitch, and then like one day

0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 1>there will be some freak ass bitch around my age

0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>standing there looking at at the grass and having the

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:28.319
<v Speaker 1>same revelation. And nothing I've thought is unique, nothing I

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 1>have felt is unique.

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, that is like literally that used to freak

0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 2>me out, but I'm so at peace with it. I

0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 2>love love love, I've said it before. But the idea

0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:40.799
<v Speaker 2>that like in like two hundred years after my death,

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:43.239
<v Speaker 2>like I will not be remembered, I will not be

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:46.400
<v Speaker 2>thought about, like no one will like literally ever like

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 2>think of me. And I don't know why, but that

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 2>feels just so like so sweet, like my body will

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:56.880
<v Speaker 2>be recycled back to the earth and I will be

0:49:57.080 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 2>used for good. And it's like really really nice.

0:49:59.760 --> 0:50:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean for me, it literally like sorry, I cut

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you off, what we're gonna finish saying?

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I was just saying it. It feels really nice and

0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:10.080
<v Speaker 2>like I like, I think that like sounds like a

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>scary thing to say, or like it could be like misconstrued.

0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Me, misconstrued that we like literally both want to pass away.

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.359
<v Speaker 2>But that's not like I mean, when I'm eighty seven

0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 2>years old, I at this point, and I think.

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:23.560
<v Speaker 1>We both come to this conclusion. We used to be like, dude,

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:26.520
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna die, We're gonna die like at such a

0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:28.359
<v Speaker 1>young age or whatever, which is like an awful thing

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 1>to think. And like knock on wood, true wood? Can

0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I knock on that wood? Sometimes when we're not around

0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:37.759
<v Speaker 1>wood and I need to knock on wood, I just

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:38.120
<v Speaker 1>knock on.

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:39.479
<v Speaker 2>I'll just go real quick.

0:50:40.000 --> 0:50:44.440
<v Speaker 1>It's easy for them, it's easy. But I keep getting

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:46.360
<v Speaker 1>bit mosquitoes, and I'm allergic to mosquito.

0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Now blood they have touched me once, they haven't gotten

0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 2>me one.

0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Those birds were just playing in that tree.

0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:55.440
<v Speaker 2>I forgot why we suck birds.

0:50:56.400 --> 0:50:58.359
<v Speaker 1>But now I'm like, damn like, I genuinely, I am

0:50:58.400 --> 0:50:59.480
<v Speaker 1>convinced that I'm gonna.

0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, did you put shit myself? I fucking ship myself

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 2>and you help.

0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Me, no help and I'm not wife is help me?

0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I myself stop.

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:11.399
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm convinced that I'm gonna live like a very

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 1>long life, and I'm gonna be like one of those

0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:16.160
<v Speaker 1>annoying people who, yes, I will look at everybody I

0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 1>knew one. Here's four things, or like a few things

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:22.239
<v Speaker 1>I've been thinking about recently. Yes, I will be the

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.520
<v Speaker 1>old person who drives around with young people and I'm like,

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:26.920
<v Speaker 1>this used to be here and that used to be

0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 1>like that. I remember when I was your age to

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 1>do that. Yeah, I still do that, and I will

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 1>always do that when I'm old. I'm gonna do it

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:39.600
<v Speaker 1>like at an inconceivable amount. I think that's my new word,

0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:44.720
<v Speaker 1>like incomprehensible, but that I will see every young person,

0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I will say to them, I remember when you were

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:51.720
<v Speaker 1>this small. I will be doing that. I see little

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 1>like humans now and I'm like, I will be telling

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 1>that motherfucker that I saw them the small because this

0:51:56.840 --> 0:51:59.560
<v Speaker 1>is yeah, this is actually insane.

0:51:59.800 --> 0:52:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I know you better than you know yourself.

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I've been around you, bitch, Oh, I've been

0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 1>around you. I will say that I missed the old days,

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:10.680
<v Speaker 1>even though right now I'm like this is the worst

0:52:10.719 --> 0:52:13.360
<v Speaker 1>the art has ever been. I'm sure in fifty years,

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:15.279
<v Speaker 1>when like everything is melted and we have to live

0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:18.800
<v Speaker 1>in like three hundred feet foot buildings.

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:21.360
<v Speaker 2>So that we're not like your skyscrapers in the desert, yeah,

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:23.320
<v Speaker 2>so that we're not drowning, I'll.

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Be like, oh, I miss the old days where you

0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:26.920
<v Speaker 1>could drive around in like a cool car and now

0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 1>you bitches are floating. That's so annoying. And I'll be like, damn,

0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I miss when like CDs wor thing because I already

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:38.719
<v Speaker 1>feel like that. But yeah, I will be an old

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh, I was just saying I'm gonna

0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:43.640
<v Speaker 1>live so long like we used to. We used to

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, we're not gonna live. We used to

0:52:45.840 --> 0:52:47.640
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, to be dead by thirty and like

0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:49.160
<v Speaker 1>all this like fucked up shit that I think, like

0:52:49.200 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot of young people think, because like for some reason,

0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:56.800
<v Speaker 1>at the age of like fifteen thirty sounds like literally

0:52:56.840 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the oldest age like on the planet.

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm so excited to be one hundred years old.

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't want to live to one hundred. I

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:05.760
<v Speaker 1>just don't want to be at the point where someone's

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:07.640
<v Speaker 1>like having to take care of me.

0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Like but I just say, well, you can't be the

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.960
<v Speaker 2>most processed food on this planet, like I will even

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:15.000
<v Speaker 2>have an ass.

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:18.359
<v Speaker 1>I know you can't plan for your health. But I

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:21.360
<v Speaker 1>am manifesting that I will live in good health and

0:53:21.400 --> 0:53:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll be okay and things will work out for me

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>because I am done thinking the worst I'm done. I'm

0:53:29.160 --> 0:53:32.319
<v Speaker 1>so done. I'm just I'm a different woman, and I'm

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:34.040
<v Speaker 1>so excited. I am so excited to go back to

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:36.440
<v Speaker 1>LA and play with my CD player, Like that's at

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:38.839
<v Speaker 1>the point I'm at in my life. Oh. But also

0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:41.400
<v Speaker 1>when we were like, oh, it makes me feel so

0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 1>good to know that in two hundred years no one

0:53:43.120 --> 0:53:45.879
<v Speaker 1>will think about me. For me, that helps my cave

0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 1>woman brain of when I'm just like every time I'm

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:50.880
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast and I'm like no, I'm just on

0:53:50.920 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 1>my cavemanshit and like I don't think and i don't care.

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 1>That's something that like has kind of led to that

0:53:57.640 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 1>ideology where I'm just like, literally, in fucking thirteen BC,

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 1>bitches weren't like, oh my god, what's gonna happen tomorrow?

0:54:06.560 --> 0:54:11.000
<v Speaker 1>They were like I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure in thirteen BC they had an idea an

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 1>inkling of what was happening. But I also have no

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:18.319
<v Speaker 1>gage of time, Like to me, I can't believe, like,

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:20.840
<v Speaker 1>were there cars in like the eighteen hundreds.

0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:23.400
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think they're the carriages.

0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:26.200
<v Speaker 1>When did they have cars in the nineteen hundreds, like

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 1>nineteen oh three. Did they have cars?

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think so.

0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:31.360
<v Speaker 1>When did they make tanks?

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Because why probably in the seventies or some shit.

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Damn, oh my god, everything is so new still it's scary.

0:54:37.840 --> 0:54:40.200
<v Speaker 2>No, that's the thing. It's like we're saying like we're

0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:42.920
<v Speaker 2>going to be living in skyscrapers.

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 1>In seventy years.

0:54:44.320 --> 0:54:46.759
<v Speaker 2>That's not We're going to be living the exact same

0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 2>we are now.

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Which is honestly pretty awesome. I don't want power to

0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:51.360
<v Speaker 1>change anymore.

0:54:51.800 --> 0:54:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Was this fucking dinky mobile? Oh it was a Benz

0:54:56.520 --> 0:55:00.880
<v Speaker 2>nineteen eighty sick, I'm having the bends and nineteen the

0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 2>first fucking car eighteen eighty six. But that's not a car.

0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:06.920
<v Speaker 2>That's not a car, that's a bicycle. Yeah, like you're

0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 2>lying to yourself. Damn they the first car was invented

0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety six.

0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 1>No, Drew, you were literally born two years later the car.

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:16.800
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. That's fucking crazy.

0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:20.399
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I think you're like you're misreading something,

0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>because there's no.

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Way that's really interesting.

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually no, Also now you're spreading misinformation.

0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:29.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's what you get to learn from today's podcast.

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:33.919
<v Speaker 1>Me and Elsie watched a sped up recreation cgi thing

0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:37.279
<v Speaker 1>of Pompey and I didn't know what Pompey was.

0:55:37.719 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>POMPEII or wait, Popeye or Pompeii.

0:55:42.920 --> 0:55:46.439
<v Speaker 1>Pompeii, same thing, damn wow, same thing.

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Damn Yeah, there's this one memes what I was saying. Yeah,

0:55:49.680 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I knew what you were saying, but exactly so I

0:55:51.680 --> 0:55:53.879
<v Speaker 2>definitely could not infer that because you said, I watch

0:55:53.920 --> 0:55:59.279
<v Speaker 2>a speed up recreation of Popeye. But the one of

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:04.040
<v Speaker 2>the best memes of all time is if they had

0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:09.279
<v Speaker 2>selfie sticks in POMPEII, And it's right here. That is

0:56:09.400 --> 0:56:11.160
<v Speaker 2>literally one of the greatest.

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what Pompei was, Like, I'm being so real. See,

0:56:14.280 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing about me, is like, because of how

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 1>emotionally intellectual I am, people let me get away with

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:23.840
<v Speaker 1>being probably one of the dumbest humans on the planet.

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know how I got here, and it

0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:30.040
<v Speaker 1>is because God gave me good like gut intuition and

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:34.279
<v Speaker 1>like emotional capacity, but on all other playing fields, I

0:56:34.280 --> 0:56:38.360
<v Speaker 1>am dumb, So expect very low grade intelligence from me.

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's academically really really hard to exist. If pompe

0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:47.719
<v Speaker 2>happened today, is that a statue.

0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say, She's like, I

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:53.440
<v Speaker 1>don't even think we could put that on the screen.

0:56:53.760 --> 0:57:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Will blur, we'll blur it, but the critters are out.

0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going to say that time. I need you

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 1>to take a picture of me.

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:07.480
<v Speaker 2>I need you to take a picture of me. You

0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:08.640
<v Speaker 2>came out and you were like, I'm gonna get a

0:57:08.640 --> 0:57:11.600
<v Speaker 2>sexy photo of you, and you took one yesterday.

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Probably more, come on, well, I'll take more. This is

0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 1>our last moment to ever be here because we probably

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>won't make it.

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:18.760
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm thinking.

0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Major need to stop saying that to each other. We

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:22.720
<v Speaker 1>like literally also, we need to stop saying it because

0:57:22.760 --> 0:57:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I believe it, Like well, the.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Only reason, legitimately, the only reason I believe it is

0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:29.240
<v Speaker 2>because I burnt my fucking finger last night. It's probably

0:57:29.280 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna get infected and fall off, and I probably won't

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:31.640
<v Speaker 2>make it.

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 1>It got frustrated with me because we were burning weenies

0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:38.800
<v Speaker 1>over the fire on this like metal prong thing, and

0:57:38.840 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 1>he was like, hold my buns down so my my

0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:43.960
<v Speaker 1>hot dogs come off, and then like I wasn't doing

0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:46.320
<v Speaker 1>it at the speed and capacity that he needed, and

0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:47.760
<v Speaker 1>he was like, okay, I'm gonna do it, and like

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:50.560
<v Speaker 1>went to go push it down and his thumb pressed

0:57:50.600 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 1>on the hot iron. And that's what you get for

0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:57.080
<v Speaker 1>not letting me do what I needed to do. So

0:57:57.200 --> 0:57:59.600
<v Speaker 1>in a way, it was deserved.

0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I burned my finger and it hurts really bad.

0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:06.960
<v Speaker 2>And it hurt really bad.

0:58:06.960 --> 0:58:08.840
<v Speaker 1>It's okay because I plopped it in my hole and

0:58:08.960 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the juices like kind of fixed it.

0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:14.320
<v Speaker 2>No, what fixed it is? I poured mustard all over

0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 2>it on Ironically, I know this sounds like some stupid

0:58:16.320 --> 0:58:19.240
<v Speaker 2>shit that I always say, but I poured mustard mustard

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:26.000
<v Speaker 2>all over it, dude, mine like slurring and mispronunciation, pronunciation

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 2>of words and like ship like I actually think I'm

0:58:28.960 --> 0:58:31.000
<v Speaker 2>like getting stupid. I don't know what the fuck is

0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:33.920
<v Speaker 2>going on, but it's driving me insane. I can't then

0:58:33.960 --> 0:58:37.439
<v Speaker 2>we can tell you. No, I can't. I can't say

0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 2>words anymore and I can't finish thoughts. But I poured

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 2>mustard all over the burn and it actually like stopped

0:58:44.640 --> 0:58:46.400
<v Speaker 2>the pain immediately, and I think it made it a

0:58:46.440 --> 0:58:47.840
<v Speaker 2>lot better than it actually would be.

0:58:48.080 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 1>I wonder, what's it? Oh, yeah, it doesn't look bad

0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:54.080
<v Speaker 1>at all. I wonder what's in mustard mustoid, musty old.

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:57.440
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I burned Drew on purpose.

0:58:57.720 --> 0:59:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with hot dog that'll sticks and stab me with it,

0:59:01.520 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 2>and it fucking hurt and made me cry my little

0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:08.200
<v Speaker 2>eyes out. But yeah, should we tap into some media.

0:59:08.400 --> 0:59:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm gonna go take a photo of this web

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:13.120
<v Speaker 1>before the sun gets too low, and we'll insert it

0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:14.560
<v Speaker 1>if it looks good. And if it looks bad, you

0:59:14.600 --> 0:59:21.120
<v Speaker 1>won't see the photo. You start your media though you

0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my saggy bottoms. Did you hear that?

0:59:29.200 --> 0:59:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yep, I thought it was like okay, So I

0:59:35.760 --> 0:59:39.240
<v Speaker 2>got three songs for you. We got Bull of the Woods,

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Rain in the Alders, and Forest Park by F. M. Forrest. Beautiful,

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:53.720
<v Speaker 2>beautiful songs really cure me when I'm sad. Actually, they

0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:57.959
<v Speaker 2>probably just make me even more sad uh and hurt

0:59:57.960 --> 1:00:00.400
<v Speaker 2>my feelings even more, because I'm someone who's so fucking

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<v Speaker 2>affected by music that like, I actually like. If a

1:00:05.000 --> 1:00:08.480
<v Speaker 2>sad song comes on, it will make me so sad,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I can't listen to sad music if I'm happy

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<v Speaker 2>because it will ruin my mood. And if I listen

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<v Speaker 2>to sad music when I'm sad, it'll put me deeper

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<v Speaker 2>into a pit, and like, I know some people are

1:00:18.360 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 2>like No, I like that because like people can relate

1:00:20.360 --> 1:00:23.040
<v Speaker 2>to my feelings. No, I don't need to be even

1:00:23.080 --> 1:00:24.760
<v Speaker 2>more sad than I already am. I need to be

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:26.800
<v Speaker 2>surface level sad so I can wake up in the

1:00:26.840 --> 1:00:29.480
<v Speaker 2>morning and scroll through TikTok for two hours and forget

1:00:29.520 --> 1:00:33.480
<v Speaker 2>about it. Can't be even more sad than I already am.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what if I've been watching I haven't really

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<v Speaker 2>been watching anything lately, Like it's kind of just been

1:00:40.400 --> 1:00:43.680
<v Speaker 2>me on my iPad watching my YouTube videos. I've been

1:00:43.720 --> 1:00:46.720
<v Speaker 2>watching so many cooking shows, which is crazy. I don't

1:00:46.760 --> 1:00:50.400
<v Speaker 2>even fucking cook. But I've been watching like shows like

1:00:50.440 --> 1:00:54.080
<v Speaker 2>cooking competition shows like Iron Chef Legends and shit like that,

1:00:54.240 --> 1:00:56.680
<v Speaker 2>and like it's been really really fun. Actually, it's been

1:00:56.720 --> 1:01:01.160
<v Speaker 2>really really sweet. I've also been listening to a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of A G. Cook. I love this album. Wait, what's

1:01:04.920 --> 1:01:08.760
<v Speaker 2>it called a fucking O? I don't know the name

1:01:08.800 --> 1:01:11.040
<v Speaker 2>of the album off the top of my Apple versus

1:01:11.040 --> 1:01:18.760
<v Speaker 2>seven G crazy crazy album. And Enya is taking a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of me right now, and I hope it comes

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<v Speaker 2>out good, but I bet she doesn't have the exposure

1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:26.360
<v Speaker 2>or light settings right on it. Because she doesn't use

1:01:26.400 --> 1:01:32.320
<v Speaker 2>a light meter. You do have good gut intuition. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's my media for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see what my media is. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>watching anything either. Also, this little patch is awesome. Also

1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:49.439
<v Speaker 1>the sun, I knew it. The sun went down too much,

1:01:49.480 --> 1:01:51.800
<v Speaker 1>so it wasn't like shining on it the way it

1:01:51.880 --> 1:01:54.200
<v Speaker 1>was earlier, so it wasn't as nice. But like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay because at least I got to see it

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<v Speaker 1>with my eyeballs. To try to see Devin Sydney tomm

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<v Speaker 1>before you leave. Yeah, someone else wanted to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nah, you're popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I got bit shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too. She in a group chat with you and

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<v Speaker 1>me was like, let's hang let I want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with him before he goes, and I was like,

1:02:25.000 --> 1:02:36.400
<v Speaker 1>he's right here. I haven't been watching anything but Last

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<v Speaker 1>Date by Jill Trithole and also Wichita Lineman by Jill Trithol.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like synth versions of songs. Mm hmmm, oh my,

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<v Speaker 1>I let you know. I think I already said this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let you Know by dj Reshad dismissed. Maybe I said

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<v Speaker 1>this on Patreon, but I'll say it here because Patron

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<v Speaker 1>has had it for a week or something extra but

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<v Speaker 1>good humor by Saint Etienne. Yeah, and that's it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. Also, like Shawde, any.

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<v Speaker 2>Song you've been listening to so much?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love her so good. It's insane so good

1:03:22.120 --> 1:03:24.760
<v Speaker 1>timeless music. It's hard to know if you're gonna make

1:03:24.760 --> 1:03:27.360
<v Speaker 1>timeless music. Yeah, I don't want to listen to music

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<v Speaker 1>out here because I'm just like, well, I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't been able to because my good headphones are at

1:03:31.600 --> 1:03:36.840
<v Speaker 2>the house and my boys are really fucking good when

1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:38.800
<v Speaker 2>they have batteries, but they don't have batteries, so they

1:03:38.800 --> 1:03:41.760
<v Speaker 2>sound quality sucks balls. So I haven't been able to.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would have loved to sit out here as

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<v Speaker 2>the sun was setting listening to my ambient music on

1:03:47.760 --> 1:03:50.560
<v Speaker 2>full blast. But also, I just haven't been really listening

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<v Speaker 2>to music much lately because they have been in weird moods.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel that I haven't been listening to much,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I do, that's what I was listening to

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<v Speaker 1>that Amplified Heart album so much since I bought the CD.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's why I've been having listening to everything

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl shaw De because now that I have

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<v Speaker 1>a really good CD player, I'm like, oh fuck, I

1:04:10.760 --> 1:04:13.640
<v Speaker 1>need to buy like all of my like classic CDs.

1:04:13.680 --> 1:04:17.479
<v Speaker 1>Like I would buy like CDs of like like oh

1:04:17.560 --> 1:04:19.720
<v Speaker 1>cutty things that I really liked, but I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to also like amp up the side of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just like all these albums that I like love

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<v Speaker 1>that I usually like just pass over when I'm at

1:04:27.440 --> 1:04:29.880
<v Speaker 1>the store because I'm like whatever, like I I have

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<v Speaker 1>that on my iPhone. But like that's not the way

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, because, like Drew said, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>own your music, which sounds like me just being like

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<v Speaker 1>buy things, buy things, buy things. But you could get

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<v Speaker 1>things for cheap and then you can own them, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like this is my thing that I have and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving my money to somebody. All those like those.

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<v Speaker 2>Things are very owing one hundred and fifty dollars a

1:04:47.080 --> 1:04:54.080
<v Speaker 2>year on Spotify plus put that into discogs CDs that

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<v Speaker 2>are two to five maybe ten dollars max, and I

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<v Speaker 2>own basically the same amount of you Sick I would

1:05:00.480 --> 1:05:02.919
<v Speaker 2>have listened to on Spotify, if not more.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say, like things like Spotify are so

1:05:06.160 --> 1:05:08.560
<v Speaker 1>viable because it is insane that like I'm also picking

1:05:08.560 --> 1:05:10.600
<v Speaker 1>a white dude, like crazy, it is insane that you

1:05:10.640 --> 1:05:14.080
<v Speaker 1>get to have, Like you're having accessibility to that amount

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<v Speaker 1>of music is like so unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, I know I love Spotify plus like on ironically,

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<v Speaker 2>how would I be able to listen to my podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not buying a fucking CD of podcasts or

1:05:25.840 --> 1:05:29.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm not subscribing. I don't know, like that's the only

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<v Speaker 2>place that's in a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but okay, thank you guys so much for tapping in.

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<v Speaker 1>So if we were a little dimmer recently, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>have some shit going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually we have nothing going on. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking sad, but that's why the episodes have been

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<v Speaker 2>fucking shittiest because I want to die.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh he's gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>die in the woods. He can only run so fast

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<v Speaker 1>when he doesn't have real shoes on. H are you farting?

1:06:05.840 --> 1:06:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that your shoes? Actually? Is that your ass? Or shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy grop