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Speaker 1: Welcome this serene and peaceful episode of emergency in our calm.

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Speaker 2: We've run into the forest, deep away. I know we're

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Speaker 2: in the Twilight Forest. A hope of a big, strong,

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Speaker 2: honky werewolf man doesn't come and take me away and

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Speaker 2: do things to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and like finger

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Speaker 1: me on my period and stuck all the blood out

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Speaker 1: of my oh my cervix.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy.

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Speaker 1: They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of Okay,

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Speaker 1: vampires instead of just those teeth, because those teeth make

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Speaker 1: small punctures. But if they had vacuums in their throats

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Speaker 1: and they got down there on their period, they would

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Speaker 1: feast like a Chinese buffet.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if vampires just aren't real so we

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Speaker 2: don't even have to worry about that. Really, what, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: vampires are not real? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yes, they are. It's like mermaids and like, oh, like

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Speaker 1: those horse people, like you know what I'm talking.

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Speaker 2: About, girl, No, those are all made up. Did you

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Speaker 2: think you were watching a documentary when you saw fucking Twilight?

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Speaker 2: Because that's not those were not those that was not real.

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Speaker 1: Then how did they make it look like that.

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Speaker 2: Computer generated graphics? Oh my god, does.

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Speaker 1: That mean no computers are for like YouTube and like

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Speaker 1: Twitter and TikTok, like they're not for like movies. Movies

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Speaker 1: are for like the silver screen.

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Speaker 2: I actually can't with you. This is this is actually

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Speaker 2: scaring the shit out of me that I have gotten

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Speaker 2: involved with and been with you for so long.

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Speaker 1: With somebody who chooses to put on my rose colored

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Speaker 1: lens and look at the world so beautifully. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure that would hurt you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that it's not reality. Reality. People die, that's

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Speaker 2: the reality of it.

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Speaker 1: People die, everybody's parents when recession. It's not the reality

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Speaker 1: of it. Oh, you can't just go to target and

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Speaker 1: get what you want.

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Speaker 2: Do you want candy too fucking bad? You want that

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Speaker 2: two dollars thing? Too bad? We can't want the candy?

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Speaker 1: Or do you want the lights to be on tonight?

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Speaker 2: The candy? I'm sorry? Yeah, like what honestly give me

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Speaker 2: the option. I'll just go to sleep exactly.

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Speaker 1: The sun is the candy.

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Speaker 2: The sun is out, and I'm feeling okay, oh really good.

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Speaker 2: The thing is with being out, like, oh bitch, we

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Speaker 2: haven't even addressed my fucking hair. They haven't seen it yet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you look beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You just looking gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I cut my hair. I bleached the tips. The

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Speaker 2: only reason I did it was because I saw like

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Speaker 2: twenty tiktoks being like oh Drew in his sexy ara.

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Speaker 2: This is when Drew was hot and like saying all

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Speaker 2: this shit and made me feel like I wasn't hot anymore.

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Speaker 2: And I decided it's time to get hot again. And

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Speaker 2: that's what I did. I got hot again. And look

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Speaker 2: at me.

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Speaker 1: Look, you're stuck trying to please people.

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Speaker 2: Look at my cursal. I don't care because it works.

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Speaker 1: It looks like we switched hairs, except I put clipping

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Speaker 1: bangs in my head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you didn't have bleached hair.

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Speaker 1: We switched wigs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He gave me his wig and I gave him

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Speaker 1: my old wig from like twenty thirteen before I bleached it.

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Speaker 2: What is it called CHERNOBYLI like the real hair.

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Speaker 1: True nobly?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the inches like people get real hair.

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Speaker 1: No, there's a different name.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: Noobyl is like a historical event that happened.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeahoyl No, what is it called? Like? Nicki Minaj

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Speaker 2: has a at it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not a bellyosh. For some reason, I know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. It's like Belmont, like hair something. It's

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Speaker 1: like bell Main. No, no, bread, No, I know.

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Speaker 2: What you're talking about because I gotta look this up.

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Speaker 1: It's like the highest end of like hair extensions, etc.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know what it's called. You sang the

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Speaker 1: true noble hair. Something bad that happened.

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Speaker 2: Chernobyl is the ship that exploded, the nuclear power plant

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Speaker 2: that blew up with the elephant foot thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that gave me like.

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Speaker 2: Actually, girl, No, it's the it's literally the nuclear reactor

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Speaker 2: that melt down.

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Speaker 1: And what does the alien foot have to do with that?

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Speaker 2: Elephant foot is what they call the super reactive radioactive?

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Speaker 2: Wait that fucking song radioactive? Girl? Why can't I find

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Speaker 2: this shit?

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Speaker 1: She said it like it was a good song. He Like,

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Speaker 1: you just said that, like you were like.

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Speaker 2: Teal hair extensions. Girl, this ship is real? No, I

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Speaker 2: typed in teal.

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Speaker 1: Oh belam me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another word for it, though, Bro, you don't

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Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. No, there is literally another

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Speaker 2: word for it. I swear there is. We've talked about

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Speaker 2: it before.

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Speaker 1: I just can't think of it. Right now, because unlike you,

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Speaker 1: when I'm in nature, I don't have this.

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Speaker 2: Like incessant need to look up hair extensions.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a hobby of mine. I can't I can't

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Speaker 2: fix it.

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Speaker 1: I love you come to nature to separate yourself from

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Speaker 1: the need to have long, beautiful hair. Actually, being in

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Speaker 1: nature makes me feel like I need long beautiful hair

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Speaker 1: because in a different world, I feel like I'm in

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Speaker 1: like eighteen fifty two and I didn't have hair extensions,

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Speaker 1: and I also didn't have the right to fight.

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Speaker 2: I need to film on my phone to show them

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Speaker 2: what we're looking at. Yeah, because it's the most actually

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Speaker 2: maybe the most gorgeous thing I've.

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Speaker 1: Because everybody's gonna be like, oh my god, this is

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Speaker 1: like boo boo boo. You're not yelling, you're not screaming,

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Speaker 1: you're not being rowdy. How could I be rowdy? When

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Speaker 1: nature is healing, Nature is perishing, Nature is not I.

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Speaker 2: Know, the floods, the droughts, all the water is being

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Speaker 2: displaced and put in new places. The water never leaves

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Speaker 2: the earth. It's always going to be there, but it's

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Speaker 2: is gonna be in different places.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have Pangaea two point zero.

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Speaker 2: That may actually be the most ignorant thing I've ever said, You.

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Speaker 1: Saying the water will always be on earth, it's just

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Speaker 1: being displaced, destroyed, and me like just not questioning it.

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Speaker 2: Energy is never It cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything

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Speaker 2: is in a constant state of yin and yang.

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Speaker 1: Everything is awesome, guys happening. I think we just have

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Speaker 1: to sit back and say everything.

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Speaker 2: Flooding, apocalyptic flooding and droughts and desks and famine and recessions.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's having it really hard.

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Speaker 2: Don't care.

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 2: And that's this is this is a crazy ass hot take.

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Speaker 2: And I mean this with my full chest. Like when

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Speaker 2: I come out to places like these, where it's just

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Speaker 2: nature and a river flowing and it's really gorgeous, and

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Speaker 2: you listen for a moment you hear nothing, and you

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Speaker 2: hear crickets and you hear locusts. Everything feels a little

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Speaker 2: bit at peace, and I'm like, okay, like it is okay,

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Speaker 2: Like it will be okay, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: Like it's gonna be all right. Maybe humans won't be

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Speaker 2: here in a hundred years, but everything is gonna be okay.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, what's annoying is I'm like, damn, the

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Speaker 1: only the main issue of all that is yeah mhm.

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Speaker 1: And you know what I'm saying, did.

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Speaker 2: You hear the fish jump?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I got distracted by everything around me. No. But

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Speaker 1: what I was gonna say is like the crazy thing is.

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Speaker 2: Have a set. We can we can never have a

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Speaker 2: set because I am being able to look at this

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Speaker 1: this is like true, peaceful, like this is what humans

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Speaker 1: are meant to do is just like get food, come home,

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Speaker 1: then oh my god, and then there's fighting, and then

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Speaker 1: there's like moral like groundings that you disagree with and

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Speaker 1: I'm like here I am talking into a microphone, living

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Speaker 1: we do need TikTok, and we do need iPhones destroying

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Speaker 2: I if I didn't have this shit, I would be

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Speaker 2: out here like on ironically, I would be somewhere like this,

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Speaker 2: off the grid. And that is my plan. In four

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Speaker 2: violins and making music with each Like I yearn in

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Speaker 2: fiend for that life so badly, a simple life where

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Speaker 2: Like I wish every night I could sit out here

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Speaker 1: You know it's crazy, though, is a lot of those

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Speaker 1: Hustle and like figuring it out so that they can

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Speaker 1: play on the fucking fiddle at the farmer's market. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. When I think about my future, I have

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Speaker 1: a hard time because I want that, but I also

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Speaker 1: like enjoy being very social, so I would have to

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Speaker 1: have a mix of both. What's also really sad ist

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Speaker 1: to think about the fact that so many people can't

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Speaker 1: have that, But maybe it is like way more achievable

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Speaker 1: we're part of the generation that has this. Really, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's like the celebrity generation. We grew up like wanting

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Speaker 1: to or at least me, like I grew up wanting

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Speaker 1: to be an entertainer, which I guess I don't know.

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Speaker 1: When I think about my childhood and when I wanted

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I ever thought about like celebrityism

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Speaker 1: within that I just wanted to be able to do

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Speaker 1: entertainment because I guess, like I never meant to show

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Speaker 1: my face as much as I do on the internet,

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Speaker 1: Like when I was a child, Like the best part

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Speaker 1: about being a radio host was like not showing my face.

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Speaker 1: Like I was like, it's just my voice and I

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Speaker 1: like play music.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way more achievable than people think, and like

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Speaker 2: No, literally, my baby's gonna be named like fucking Bingo

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Speaker 2: Bach, I'm gonna name my baby monkey Pucks. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I literally cannot do that.

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Speaker 1: I need to clarify that when I say this, I

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Speaker 2: of my entire life like on. Ironically, I think it's

439
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 2: one of the most genius things I've ever heard.

440
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 1: I wish I heard the first person to like hear it,

441
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 1: because it happens. It kind of have been in casual

442
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 1: conversation that they were so fucking heated that like plandemic

443
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: came out.

444
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it's it really is like a great

445
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 2: fucking name now.

446
00:21:53,680 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: Covidiot, covido place, covideot, you fucking covidiot lib Hard that

447
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,679
Speaker 1: we were naming a bunch the other day and I

448
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: can't like think of all of them, but like.

449
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 2: But they they we I think what we settled on was, like,

450
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: it's because everybody, I genuinely believe this has like a

451
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 2: creative side to him, and it may not feel it

452
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 2: or you may not like know how to access it,

453
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 2: but everybody is, like can be a very creative person.

454
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 2: Everybody can have a hobby exactly. And I think the

455
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 2: problem with conservatives is that they don't have a creative outlet.

456
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 2: But when they do turn up and turn out their

457
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: creative brains, they put it in. They put that energy

458
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 2: into naming fucking h the liberal agenda, which is that's

459
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 2: I think that's what it ended up being.

460
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: That's why I've like said, I don't know if I've

461
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: said this on the podcast, but I think like if

462
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: schools implemented classes that force you to choose a hobby.

463
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: And I don't mean like randomly giving people are or

464
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: music or like pe and those things, because like when

465
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,479
Speaker 1: you make those kind of things mandatory and you don't

466
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: let a child or person choose the thing that they're

467
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: going to spend their free time on, it's rare. Something

468
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: like good grows from that.

469
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: I have to resituate. My fucking bony ass hurts so

470
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: bad on these rocks. I need to sit.

471
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just have a plush like butt, so like

472
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable personally. Yeah, but no, can you oh when

473
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: we check for ticks later, can I spread my hole

474
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: and you could take a look in.

475
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, only if you like take a look at my scrotum,

476
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: my balls side.

477
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: I haven't lifted your balls to like alleviate the way I.

478
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 2: Don't want to go down there right now. Oh, you

479
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: really don't want in like fourteen days or something. Well,

480
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: it's it's okay because we're out in nature.

481
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: That is not that's like, that's not true. I will

482
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 1: say though I thought about this today because like you

483
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: all know, I don't like laying on a bed that

484
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping in with my outside clothes on. But I

485
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: got back today and I did that, and I thought

486
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: about it.

487
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 2: You faced your fears, but I.

488
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: Felt better about it because I was like, wait, let's

489
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: be real. When I'm in l A and I'm like

490
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: sitting on public furniture and like I'm in cities, I'm

491
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: in Miami, I'm like outside. Also, Miami is just human

492
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: to growth. So like you come, you smell, and there's

493
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: no place you smell more like outside when you come

494
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: inside than Miami. There's no place do you get me?

495
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: Like that heat and humidity and then the.

496
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: Rain like the same vibe. I'm serious.

497
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: You want Texas to beat Miami so bad?

498
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 2: I don't you want Miami to beat Texas so bad?

499
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: I didn't even.

500
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 2: Well, you just said do you get me?

501
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, what's got Miami or Texas? Like Ben,

502
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: come on, suck balls, what's better Florida or Texas?

503
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, they lie around the same place, and

504
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: the equator I know.

505
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: They they also both suck equivalently. They they're both great

506
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: and they suck for the same reasons. I think, like

507
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: very similar reasons is why those places are awesome.

508
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: We're not naming it, but I think you are. You're

509
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 2: picking up what we're putting down.

510
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: Come back. Where'd you go? Come back? What was I

511
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: talking about? Oh? Yeah, But then I went and I

512
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: laid inside it, and I was like, dude, it's a

513
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: cool day. And then nature, nothing that's on me. I

514
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't have corvid on me. I

515
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: can lay down.

516
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, nothing out here is ever that dirty, Like

517
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 2: I actually like, don't think like dirt from the forest

518
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: floor like around us is dirty.

519
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: No, I know either. When I drop my chocolate and

520
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: I ate it, I was like, and I left it

521
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: there for a minute because I thought about it. I

522
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: dropped and I was like, am I going to eat that? Yeah?

523
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 1: And then I picked it up and I ate it.

524
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: Me squatting or sitting on the sidewalk in New York

525
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: City is a completely different story. That's shit piss, like grime, shit.

526
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: Piss, cock cop poop poop, sperm that is a fucked

527
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: up word.

528
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: Sperm.

529
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: Are you about to grab that chocolate? Yeah, dude, I

530
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: was gonna make comment on it on the other one

531
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: because the other one being shaped like we have a

532
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: chocolate that's chocolate chocolate e tree stump and this is

533
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: freaking me out because when we put it down right

534
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: behind us, I was like, this is the most like

535
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: unnatural thing ever.

536
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 2: Bees are coming.

537
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine what would you do? Isn't there a scary

538
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: movie about bees or my tripping?

539
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know there's one about leeches, but

540
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 2: I was like.

541
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: Dude, humans are so funny because why did we like

542
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: make chocolates And then we're like, you know what we

543
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: should do is like make chocolates that look like little

544
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: tree stumps and eat them.

545
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 2: Because it's cute and fine.

546
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: Like humans do that all the time, Like we like

547
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: simulate like real things into like oh these don't look

548
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: nearly just gonna sit do on the package the ship?

549
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: Are they use? Though? I've been saying yummy and yummers

550
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: a lot recently, like oh these are yummers. I feel

551
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 2: like we both can feel this. It's kind of like

552
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,239
Speaker 2: my body since being out here though, but like I

553
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: have been so like tired and sad and like fed

554
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: up and like not feeling good recently. I hate it

555
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: so much. I have no reason to feel this way,

556
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 2: but I do, and it's just that fucking depression never leave.

557
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: I know I feel that, but I feel like I

558
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: get that in the summertime and then fall time, I

559
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: feel like really like at peace, but there's like a trinkle,

560
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: there's like the lightest layer of sadness, but it makes

561
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: it feel good. Like the weather, Like I know about

562
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: the time we get back to la it's gonna be

563
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,479
Speaker 1: the best weather, which is just like kind of overcast chili,

564
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: and then it's still on like sunny days, it's gonna

565
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: be chilly, even though there's a crazy heat wave happening

566
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: right now. So I'm talking as if like literally on

567
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: Monday it's going to be one hundred and three degrees

568
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: and on Tuesday it's going to be one hundred and one,

569
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: and I think today it's a hundred degrees. But I

570
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: know what you're feeling. But I think you might be

571
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: feeling that because like being in New York was like

572
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: a draining thing for you, because you're just so not

573
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: accustomed to being.

574
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: Socially like like that. It's it's a part of that.

575
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: I just like am socially like completely drained, and I

576
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: try to be able to rejuvenate it, but like everybody's

577
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: on top of each other and always doing something, so

578
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: I couldn't like really escape. But I think the real

579
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 2: thing is is I've just been on iPhone and a

580
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 2: different capacity. I've been like looking at things and like

581
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: like really letting like the uh, the world ending shit

582
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: get to my head and like actually starting to believe

583
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: it again, Like there's all this crazy shit because when

584
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: I say, like the world's gonna end in two to

585
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: three years, like I don't actually believe that. It's always

586
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: a joke. But now, like with everything going on in

587
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: the world, like the droughts and all the flooding and everything,

588
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: I'm just like, dude, it actually is ending and we're done. Okay.

589
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: So this is something that I've noticed, and it's like

590
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 2: with literally everywhere I go, no matter the state, no

591
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: matter the country, no matter the city. Why when I

592
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: enter a solo stall bathroom, like like a gender neutral bathroom,

593
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: there is a mirror in the perfect position so I

594
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: can see my penis period. That's it. Really, every bathroom

595
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: I've ever been into, the mirror is like the perfect

596
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: angle or like the perfect length where you can just

597
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: watch your penis as at peace.

598
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: In like the single stalls, like in the handicaps.

599
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: No, I mean like a gender neutral bathroom room one.

600
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, dude. I hate that.

601
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: I hate when I go into a bathroom and that

602
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: is there. It's not I know what you're talking about.

603
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: It's not in every bathroom, but always at some point

604
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: you count you like see it, or like you go

605
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: into a bathroom and stand it's like why, like what

606
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: was the thought process between like making me watch myself piss? Like, yeah,

607
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: why are you making me? Why are you subjecting me

608
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: to this?

609
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: And it's like look at your penis and be ashamed.

610
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you're shameful of yourself.

611
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 2: It's just so big down there. It's just like really

612
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: hard to Actually, you should be.

613
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: Shameful of that, though that's a that's a beautiful thing.

614
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: It's just like really really hard for that. It's really hard.

615
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: Ure that's beautiful and you should be so proud. Well,

616
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,959
Speaker 1: ever since I was like seven and I saw this

617
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: thing that in Miami there were a bunch of people

618
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: going through and putting secret cameras in bathrooms, I since

619
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: that day have never entered a public restroom. But not

620
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: like it different. It's different like in those single use

621
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: like Jenn neutral bathrooms, or just like single use bathrooms

622
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: where it's like at a restaurant there's a boy in

623
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: a girlroom, or the gender neutral ones, those kind of bathrooms.

624
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm always looking around. I'm always like, there's like an

625
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 1: air freshener machine like kind of pointed directly at the toilet,

626
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: and it looks like it has not been changed for

627
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: like ever, or it looks too new. I'm like, which

628
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: means every single time I see one, I'm like, that

629
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: is a camera, and that is not real, Like that

630
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: is fully a camera. Somebody's watching me pee, And then

631
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm putting on a performance while ipee.

632
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: There's a camera right over there recording us on that tree.

633
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: Now I'm actually being serious. It's a game camera. The

634
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: camera's literally everywhere over there on that tree.

635
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Which one, Okay, I really can't see it for some rhythm.

636
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a game camera to touch this sign?

637
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: Why can't I see it? It's like blended in so

638
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: well to be hidden. I guess. I also don't know

639
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: what cameras on trees would look like. Yeah, I'm trying

640
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: to find like a big yeah, I'm trying to find

641
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: the David no Briok camera that's shot to a tree

642
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: with the gorilla grip tripod. The Okay, why are DSLR

643
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: still that big?

644
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: No? No, I think it's at this point. Like, uh,

645
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: when I was looking for a camera, when I went

646
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: in one, I wanted the biggest camera possible. I thought

647
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: like the bigger it was, the better it was, the

648
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: more powerful it was. And I think that is still

649
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: a lot of people's thoughts on them, and I think

650
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: they're just keeping them that big because there's no way

651
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: the internals of a camera need to be that fucking massive. Like, yeah,

652
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: this camera is better than the camera that we are

653
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: recording on my vlog camera and it's fucking tiny.

654
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like three times as small. Not you having

655
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: the smaller camera.

656
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: I have to like compensate in some ways.

657
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh, because if your like giagging, there are so many

658
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: bugs and I know I'm gonna get bit by a

659
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: mosquitos in a crazy way. Oh. Also, before I move

660
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: on the air freshener thing in the bathroom, and if

661
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom and then it squeezes like shoots

662
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: out air freshener while I'm in there. I'm like, Oh,

663
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: what a coincidence that that's shooting out while I'm peeing. No, bitch,

664
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: that's the record button, and and what it's doing is

665
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: it's it's covering the sound of the shutter on the camera.

666
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: And now somebody has a video of me peeing. But

667
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: then I like, I get comfort, but I'm oh, my god,

668
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: there's so cute. But I get comfort from the idea

669
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: that like it's one person who has that picture, and

670
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are the chances they share it?

671
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: No, that's my vibe. It's like if my nudes leak,

672
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just like relief, Like it it's like

673
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: my brother dying. Like I just like get relief.

674
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?

675
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: It's on the same level. It's like, yeah, I feel

676
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: that scarce. But my wiki feet's dropped. Someone made a

677
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: wiki feeds for me and uploaded a bunch of wiki

678
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: feet picks.

679
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Do you have a high score or low score?

680
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: Uh? Last time I checked, I had seven one stars

681
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: and three or two no one literally one one or

682
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: five star, So I had like a terrible rating, Like

683
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: I had a half of a star rating. Which is

684
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,479
Speaker 2: fucked up. But they they purposely uploaded my gross feet picks.

685
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: I just have gross fucking feet, Like my feet are disgusting,

686
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 2: Like I am so embarrassed by them, and that's why

687
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: I make jokes out of them so much. So y'all

688
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: can't say that to me. But I know I have

689
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 2: gross feet, so I make them.

690
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: You're like pedicures, And I went to make a comment,

691
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: you will you go.

692
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: No, like absolutely not, Like no one else is allowed

693
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: to make fun of my feet. You're getting on pedicures.

694
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 2: I almost kicked the ship out of the person doing

695
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: my feet like it was so bad.

696
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to upgrade the the like the one

697
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't need you to like shave my feet like

698
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: fucking cheddar cheese, Like I don't need that because personally

699
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: I have soft, volumptuous, sexy feet. Let's be real.

700
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: Let's just I don't need you to cheese.

701
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: Bread my feet. But like, can they upgrade that so

702
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: that it's not like the most ticklish thing on the

703
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: fucking planet, Like when do humans get the iOS uptake

704
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: that that doesn't tickle that?

705
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: And like all the fucking shavings, where do they go?

706
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 2: Because I will eat that later. And I hope they

707
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 2: aren't eating my fucking skin because I want to be

708
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: eating it because or like at least like like give

709
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: it to me, you know, like I just like I

710
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: want that to eat later like I do.

711
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: Mean, oh no, I don't. They are not eating your

712
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: feet shavings. They are they like that is not the protocol, Like.

713
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 2: Well someone is, because if I'm not doing it, someone

714
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: has to be doing it.

715
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: No, they just throw it away. That's what everybody does.

716
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: Nobody's eating their foot shaving.

717
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: Wait, like I know, I'm literally just joking, but like

718
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 2: the skin around my fingers taste so fucking good, and

719
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: I know my foot skin tastes good, like I just

720
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: know it.

721
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: I have had my footskin before. It's gotten that bad.

722
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, Well, I would bite my

723
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 1: big toe.

724
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have my anxiety toe. It's back because the

725
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 2: world is ending.

726
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: That's my confession, don't shame it. Oh and my other

727
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: confession is yeah it's true. I don't wash my hydroflask.

728
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, literally she doesn't. Sorry, I like started choking

729
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 2: on chocolate. She doesn't. And there's black mold. COVID nineteen

730
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: was created in that fucking hydro flask because you don't

731
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: watch all you bitches that don't wash your hydro flask.

732
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 2: That's what the reason.

733
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you have tonsil rocks. Bitch.

734
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're talking to them. You're the

735
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: one question.

736
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: I don't use hydroflasks anymore because I had the bad

737
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: habit of like not washing them. Wait, but what's the

738
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: water bottle I use at home? I use something at home.

739
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,439
Speaker 1: Do I have a hydro flask at home?

740
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah? And it sits in the sink. You

741
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: put coffee in it, and then it sits in the

742
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: bottom of the sink because you don't want to wash it,

743
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: so it sits there, and then I wash it and

744
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: it still sits there, and then you use it and

745
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 2: like two weeks later, and the cycle literally repeats itself.

746
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: But I washed your hydro flask for you, like the

747
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: green one that you put coffee in, because I'm like,

748
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 2: she does not need to.

749
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: Be drinking using that one as much.

750
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: But I curdled rotten milk like gray matter. But you're

751
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: eating you're drinking literal brain gray matter.

752
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 1: I okay, I don't use them for anything but water now,

753
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: but I do not take back what I said. I

754
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: do not watch wash hydro flasksse like I would like

755
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 1: to believe that whatever material is being used like will

756
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: deteriorate my bacteria and like, honestly, my bacteria like can't

757
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: be that bad. It's like y'all drink kombucha, Like you

758
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: don't know where that bacteria is being fermented, Like why

759
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: can't I have my own backwash fermented kombucha like it's me.

760
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 2: I had that idea the other day, like something similar

761
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 2: to that where I was like, dude, my germs can't

762
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 2: be that bad. So I don't care, you know what

763
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: I mean, like.

764
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: Like it came out of me like unless it's like

765
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: like literally my fecal matter, like that's coming out with

766
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: like purpose. But I'm like my spit, my spit is

767
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: in my mouth to like I don't know.

768
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 2: Every time I swim in the natural pond, lake creek,

769
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: why river, I am can then so I'm gonna get

770
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 2: a brain ending of me. But like I jumped into

771
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 2: that water yesterday insert clip h boom, and my ears

772
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: got filled with water and I was like, oh it's done,

773
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: Like I'm done, Like the the germs are in my

774
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 2: ears and they're gonna make their way to my brain

775
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 2: and like, within a week I'll probably be dead.

776
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew, I wish so much I did.

777
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: It's okay, I do. What. That's the thing about it

778
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: is we have similar like wishes and wants, like I

779
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: want you to pass away. You want to pass away.

780
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: I want to live a life without you. You don't

781
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: want to live. So then that just kind of like

782
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: was that how you cry?

783
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: What? What did I cried? Like? Have you seen me?

784
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: I've seen you cry, not like as often as you've

785
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: seen me.

786
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: Cry because boys aren't allowed to cry.

787
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I give you like three passes a year,

788
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: and then the year of your brother's celebration, I gave

789
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: you one pass because I believe in moving on.

790
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: I'm kidding that.

791
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: Over it Literally my dad when I'm explaining him why

792
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: I'm sad, not you didn't necessarily cry to me, But

793
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 1: it would be like you know, like the occasional like

794
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: like tearing up and like talk trying to talk about

795
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: it like that, you would like maybe like cry and

796
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: then like during it, you cried, but you didn't necessarily

797
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: cry next to me. Remember when we had to sit separately.

798
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, we don't have to leave this in But

799
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: remember when we were at the funeral, when we got separated,

800
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: so basically just like alone, and I was like, oh,

801
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: this is weird next.

802
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 2: To my other family members comforting them. Dude, I felt

803
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable by that, not like anything you did. I

804
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: was like, but in my head, like I'm not kidding,

805
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: Like half of the funeral, I was just like I

806
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 2: think I should go sit by Inyo or like I

807
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 2: should like you should go somewhere. I was so fine, No,

808
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 2: but it was just like so much of it, like

809
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: literally it was so filled in my head. I was like,

810
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 2: I have to go over there, like I feel bad.

811
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: She's all alone and I don't want like my like

812
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: family members being like why is she over there and

813
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 2: like getting upset with you for being there or something.

814
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 2: I just like spiral out of control. But it distracted

815
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 2: me for most of it, which was actually really good.

816
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: But damn that distracted you.

817
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like in a good way.

818
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Bae, but yeah, like I so

819
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: I've seen you cry definitely, but you know, I mean

820
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: obviously you see meryll me why I.

821
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: Still had stage fright and I thought everybody was looking

822
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 2: at me. When I went on stage for my brother's funeral,

823
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, like I got to serve, Like

824
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: I got a look fucking good.

825
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: Everyone is looking at you, I mean, and.

826
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: Like looking at me like like.

827
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: You were like you thought people were like, oh, he looks.

828
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: Like ship, right, yeah exactly. I showed out. Yeah that

829
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 2: was you a b I ate down. I'm down at

830
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 2: my brother's funeral. Like, that's the thing about me. I

831
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dress.

832
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: The thing about me is I looked like ship at

833
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: my mom's funeral. And the thing about me, no, here's

834
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: the true thing about me is Yes, an espresso machine

835
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: was bought her brought to her funeral. Yes, I made

836
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: multiple lattes at her funeral. And what about it? You're

837
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: literally literally what about it?

838
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: Yes?

839
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: I had a beer at my mom's funeral.

840
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you gotta do what you gotta do.

841
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: I was underage drinking at my mom's funeral. Now what

842
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: hy police, what are you gonna do? Arrest me? I

843
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: was grieving.

844
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna call the cops because that's like really

845
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: fun years. No, if you drink under age, like I'm like,

846
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: you're done, Like you're.

847
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: Like I was like, Okay, fine, I'm gonna blame it

848
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: on my parents. It's my parents fault, it not it

849
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: literally being one of my parents fault. But yeah, Drew

850
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: sy Me Carl like an incomprehensible I just cry so

851
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: once a week. Yeah, I cry like so easily. I

852
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: cry very often. I cry all the time. And then

853
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 1: every time and then I get a good panic attack sobbing,

854
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: and then I'm so embarrassed.

855
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: I've never once been like, oh, she's crying, like I've

856
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: never won.

857
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: You know what it is, it's not necessarily the embarrassment.

858
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know. I I think it's like

859
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: I feel bad because I feel like there's like obviously

860
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: this problem that the people around me, like I know you,

861
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: and like anybody else who's ever around me wants to

862
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: be able to, like specifically when I'm having a panic attack.

863
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 2: Oh, which I need to get this.

864
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Out of my head because like that only ever makes

865
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: it worse. But when I'm like having a panic attack

866
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: and the people around around me are trying to help,

867
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: I start to feel like guilty, yeah, guilty my and

868
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: then my guilt makes it worse because I'm like I

869
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: need to stop. I need to stop, and then I'm.

870
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 2: Like, never feel guilty, It's up. What I have trouble

871
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: with is like I don't know how to comfort people

872
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: when they are in that state. I mean I try to,

873
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: like I do my best, and I try to make

874
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: people laugh and just like get their mind off of it,

875
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: but like like physically comforting people, like that's all I

876
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: was thinking about. It was just like, do I like

877
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 2: pat her on their shoulder? Like what the fuck do

878
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: I do? Like when I'm crying and you're around me,

879
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: like you're like very physical and it's very comforting. I'm like,

880
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: is that what she wants? I don't know, just very

881
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: very curious. I just don't know how to comfort people

882
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 2: when they're in that state.

883
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I was talking about that to somebody and

884
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what I need in

885
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: those moments, Like I really just don't know what I need.

886
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: What I need is to disappear and not be.

887
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: What you need is Instagram.

888
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I need is to open up TikTok and

889
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: watch TikTok. You need TikTok just a lot and disassociate

890
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: from the fact that I'm alive. And then I'm like,

891
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, wait, what was I crying about? This

892
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: song is so good? That's like, no, that's actually the

893
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: last thing.

894
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 2: The last time you had.

895
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: Music like ambient playing, music playing, and then I'm like,

896
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like my I'm not being dramatic right now,

897
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: my life is about to end.

898
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 2: The last cry you had you were listening or the

899
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 2: music that was on in the car was the most

900
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 2: anxiety inducing music I've ever heard in my entire life.

901
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: Like if I was in your state and I was

902
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: hearing that music, I would have been like actually freaking

903
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 2: it did and it was almost like hey, can you

904
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: turn off the radio? But like I just like didn't

905
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 2: want to make anybody mad, but literally I had that

906
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: same thought.

907
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it definitely did like exponentiate it because it

908
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: was like.

909
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 2: There's a critter up there.

910
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: I know it was like shoe gayzy like ambient, but

911
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,240
Speaker 1: then like scream, oh scream, Like it was a crazy

912
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: thing to be listening to. But there was one song

913
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: that I wish I like, I wanted to ask what

914
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: it is was because it within my panic attacks. I

915
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: could still be like, wow, I know in a year

916
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: all missed this moment because I'm fucking CRUI you are

917
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: a psycho. I am crazy, Like I genuinely like it

918
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: is taking after crying Selfie's every single time you cry,

919
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get it down here, you know what,

920
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: because no one looks as good as I do after

921
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: after they like cry like that, and I'm see that

922
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: is the hill I want.

923
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 2: I said that literally the last episode. I was like,

924
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 2: you are like a gorgeous fucking crier.

925
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: I sound out of my mind in these episodes. Every

926
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: single episode, it's like, yeah, during my big emotional break,

927
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: I'm always because I'm growing, I'm changing, I'm ever evolving.

928
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the most angering, most frustrating thing I think

929
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: that can happen to you, The most devastating thing is

930
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 2: missing your exit when you're driving. That sends me over

931
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 2: the edge in a way that like I actually cannot describe,

932
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: Like I see red and I like freak the fuck

933
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: out on myself. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

934
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 2: When I miss my edit, it's like or exit, It's

935
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: like it's devastating. Any any wrongdoing while driving will send

936
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: me over the edge, specifically that I'm doing. I don't

937
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 2: care if someone else i'm with like missus the exit

938
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: like out o I'm like, girl, it's not that deep,

939
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: but when I do it, I feel like the stupidest

940
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 2: personal ever. It's because I'm just so like tapped in,

941
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: zoned in, focused on everything but driving, you know what

942
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 2: I mean? Like you like you, like you forget that

943
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 2: you're driving when you drive, like you you just kind

944
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 2: of do it mindlessly.

945
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're not cognitive when you're driving?

946
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: Dry, I don't think anybody is. Like I just kind

947
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: of like it's like second nature. It's like breathing. Like

948
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: I don't realize I'm doing it. It just happened.

949
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: No, I feel that, but I never missed and I'm

950
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 1: like the best Wait.

951
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: What yeah, Like I'm also like super on like hella

952
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: substances liked No, don't admit to that.

953
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: At least like you can keep no, you can keep

954
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: doing it and like I don't care, but just like

955
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: for the sake of our like image online, don't like post.

956
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 2: Hoop the tab of LSD, I took a Thinton all Rocks.

957
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: Well, I am convinced that I'm the best driver ever. Like,

958
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: and I'm not kidding. I genuinely think I am the

959
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: best driver in at least the US, and I stand

960
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: by that, and like other people will be like no,

961
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: I am no, I am genuinely the best driver. You

962
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: could put me in any city, in any climate, and

963
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 1: in any car, and I will drive that bitch safely.

964
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: I was impressed when you were driving around New York

965
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: and E fact like, damn, that's like pretty pretty sick

966
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 2: that you were able to do it, because and then

967
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 2: I was like, do I think I would be able

968
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: to do that? No, like not at all. I would

969
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 2: miss an exit and have a freaking freak out, meltdown

970
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 2: and punch a hole through the window.

971
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: I've driven, I've driven in other countries. I've driven in

972
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: Portugal very easily, so easy. I've driven in Mexico so easy.

973
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: I've driven in Hawaii, which is technically, I guess, a

974
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: part of the US.

975
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 2: I've driven your mama's pussy vagina, and I drove deep.

976
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: Oh I'm glad you're driving around fucking dust serodes, bitch,

977
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: what are you in the desert and my mom's fucking

978
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: earned Spider webs are so awesome. Look at that spider.

979
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,959
Speaker 2: Web in the I was looking at that one over there.

980
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,959
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, that one's crazy. But look at this one

981
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: right here in that tree in this like tiny tree.

982
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: I don't see it. Wait where Oh the critter that's

983
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: a bat? Oh no, it's not. HI was streaked. I

984
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 2: almost ended the episode here.

985
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: Oh I love baths. No, I'll show you the spider

986
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: web I'm looking at. I actually might run over and

987
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: go take a picture of it because it's like so pretty.

988
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 2: At the bottom.

989
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, where's the sun? No? I still have some

990
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: sun left. Spider webs are so crazy because like, no,

991
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything about it, because I was

992
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: like standing out here while you were inside. Like I

993
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: came out here to like look around, see where we're

994
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: in a film, and I was standing right there and

995
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, dude, I am like so incredibly insignificant,

996
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: and like I sit here and I get like so

997
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: like incredibly wrapped up and at peak human emotion over

998
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: like everything happening. But you've been saying this whole EPISO.

999
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: But then I stand there and I'm like when I die,

1000
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: this this like will keep going and that is so

1001
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: fucking awesome, and it's like such a comforting feeling where

1002
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: it's just like, dude, it will go on. There will

1003
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: be like there's already multiple bitches just like me. I

1004
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: am like every other bitch, and then like one day

1005
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: there will be some freak ass bitch around my age

1006
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: standing there looking at at the grass and having the

1007
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: same revelation. And nothing I've thought is unique, nothing I

1008
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: have felt is unique.

1009
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, that is like literally that used to freak

1010
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 2: me out, but I'm so at peace with it. I

1011
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 2: love love love, I've said it before. But the idea

1012
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: that like in like two hundred years after my death,

1013
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 2: like I will not be remembered, I will not be

1014
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 2: thought about, like no one will like literally ever like

1015
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: think of me. And I don't know why, but that

1016
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 2: feels just so like so sweet, like my body will

1017
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: be recycled back to the earth and I will be

1018
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 2: used for good. And it's like really really nice.

1019
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 1: I mean for me, it literally like sorry, I cut

1020
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: you off, what we're gonna finish saying?

1021
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 2: I was just saying it. It feels really nice and

1022
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 2: like I like, I think that like sounds like a

1023
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: scary thing to say, or like it could be like misconstrued.

1024
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: Me, misconstrued that we like literally both want to pass away.

1025
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 2: But that's not like I mean, when I'm eighty seven

1026
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 2: years old, I at this point, and I think.

1027
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: We both come to this conclusion. We used to be like, dude,

1028
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna die, We're gonna die like at such a

1029
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: young age or whatever, which is like an awful thing

1030
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: to think. And like knock on wood, true wood? Can

1031
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: I knock on that wood? Sometimes when we're not around

1032
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: wood and I need to knock on wood, I just

1033
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: knock on.

1034
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,479
Speaker 2: I'll just go real quick.

1035
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: It's easy for them, it's easy. But I keep getting

1036
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: bit mosquitoes, and I'm allergic to mosquito.

1037
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: Now blood they have touched me once, they haven't gotten

1038
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: me one.

1039
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: Those birds were just playing in that tree.

1040
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 2: I forgot why we suck birds.

1041
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: But now I'm like, damn like, I genuinely, I am

1042
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: convinced that I'm gonna.

1043
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 2: Oh, did you put shit myself? I fucking ship myself

1044
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 2: and you help.

1045
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: Me, no help and I'm not wife is help me?

1046
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: I myself stop.

1047
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: Now I'm convinced that I'm gonna live like a very

1048
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: long life, and I'm gonna be like one of those

1049
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: annoying people who, yes, I will look at everybody I

1050
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: knew one. Here's four things, or like a few things

1051
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about recently. Yes, I will be the

1052
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: old person who drives around with young people and I'm like,

1053
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: this used to be here and that used to be

1054
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: like that. I remember when I was your age to

1055
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I still do that, and I will

1056
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: always do that when I'm old. I'm gonna do it

1057
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: like at an inconceivable amount. I think that's my new word,

1058
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: like incomprehensible, but that I will see every young person,

1059
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: I will say to them, I remember when you were

1060
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 1: this small. I will be doing that. I see little

1061
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: like humans now and I'm like, I will be telling

1062
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: that motherfucker that I saw them the small because this

1063
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: is yeah, this is actually insane.

1064
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 2: I know you better than you know yourself.

1065
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I've been around you, bitch, Oh, I've been

1066
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: around you. I will say that I missed the old days,

1067
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: even though right now I'm like this is the worst

1068
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: the art has ever been. I'm sure in fifty years,

1069
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: when like everything is melted and we have to live

1070
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: in like three hundred feet foot buildings.

1071
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 2: So that we're not like your skyscrapers in the desert, yeah,

1072
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 2: so that we're not drowning, I'll.

1073
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, I miss the old days where you

1074
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: could drive around in like a cool car and now

1075
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: you bitches are floating. That's so annoying. And I'll be like, damn,

1076
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: I miss when like CDs wor thing because I already

1077
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: feel like that. But yeah, I will be an old

1078
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, I was just saying I'm gonna

1079
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: live so long like we used to. We used to

1080
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're not gonna live. We used to

1081
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh, to be dead by thirty and like

1082
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: all this like fucked up shit that I think, like

1083
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: a lot of young people think, because like for some reason,

1084
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: at the age of like fifteen thirty sounds like literally

1085
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: the oldest age like on the planet.

1086
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm so excited to be one hundred years old.

1087
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to live to one hundred. I

1088
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 1: just don't want to be at the point where someone's

1089
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: like having to take care of me.

1090
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: Like but I just say, well, you can't be the

1091
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 2: most processed food on this planet, like I will even

1092
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 2: have an ass.

1093
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: I know you can't plan for your health. But I

1094
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: am manifesting that I will live in good health and

1095
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: I'll be okay and things will work out for me

1096
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: because I am done thinking the worst I'm done. I'm

1097
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: so done. I'm just I'm a different woman, and I'm

1098
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: so excited. I am so excited to go back to

1099
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: LA and play with my CD player, Like that's at

1100
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 1: the point I'm at in my life. Oh. But also

1101
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: when we were like, oh, it makes me feel so

1102
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: good to know that in two hundred years no one

1103
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: will think about me. For me, that helps my cave

1104
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: woman brain of when I'm just like every time I'm

1105
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: on the podcast and I'm like no, I'm just on

1106
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: my cavemanshit and like I don't think and i don't care.

1107
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: That's something that like has kind of led to that

1108
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: ideology where I'm just like, literally, in fucking thirteen BC,

1109
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: bitches weren't like, oh my god, what's gonna happen tomorrow?

1110
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: They were like I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I

1111
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure in thirteen BC they had an idea an

1112
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: inkling of what was happening. But I also have no

1113
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: gage of time, Like to me, I can't believe, like,

1114
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: were there cars in like the eighteen hundreds.

1115
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't think they're the carriages.

1116
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: When did they have cars in the nineteen hundreds, like

1117
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: nineteen oh three. Did they have cars?

1118
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so.

1119
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: When did they make tanks?

1120
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 2: Because why probably in the seventies or some shit.

1121
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: Damn, oh my god, everything is so new still it's scary.

1122
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing. It's like we're saying like we're

1123
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 2: going to be living in skyscrapers.

1124
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: In seventy years.

1125
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: That's not We're going to be living the exact same

1126
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 2: we are now.

1127
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: Which is honestly pretty awesome. I don't want power to

1128
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: change anymore.

1129
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 2: Was this fucking dinky mobile? Oh it was a Benz

1130
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty sick, I'm having the bends and nineteen the

1131
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 2: first fucking car eighteen eighty six. But that's not a car.

1132
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 2: That's not a car, that's a bicycle. Yeah, like you're

1133
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 2: lying to yourself. Damn they the first car was invented

1134
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety six.

1135
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: No, Drew, you were literally born two years later the car.

1136
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's fucking crazy.

1137
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I think you're like you're misreading something,

1138
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: because there's no.

1139
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 2: Way that's really interesting.

1140
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: Actually no, Also now you're spreading misinformation.

1141
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 2: So that's what you get to learn from today's podcast.

1142
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: Me and Elsie watched a sped up recreation cgi thing

1143
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: of Pompey and I didn't know what Pompey was.

1144
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 2: POMPEII or wait, Popeye or Pompeii.

1145
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 1: Pompeii, same thing, damn wow, same thing.

1146
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah, there's this one memes what I was saying. Yeah,

1147
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: I knew what you were saying, but exactly so I

1148
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 2: definitely could not infer that because you said, I watch

1149
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 2: a speed up recreation of Popeye. But the one of

1150
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 2: the best memes of all time is if they had

1151
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 2: selfie sticks in POMPEII, And it's right here. That is

1152
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: literally one of the greatest.

1153
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know what Pompei was, Like, I'm being so real. See,

1154
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: that's the thing about me, is like, because of how

1155
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: emotionally intellectual I am, people let me get away with

1156
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: being probably one of the dumbest humans on the planet.

1157
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: Like I don't know how I got here, and it

1158
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: is because God gave me good like gut intuition and

1159
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: like emotional capacity, but on all other playing fields, I

1160
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 1: am dumb, So expect very low grade intelligence from me.

1161
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's academically really really hard to exist. If pompe

1162
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 2: happened today, is that a statue.

1163
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say, She's like, I

1164
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: don't even think we could put that on the screen.

1165
00:56:53,760 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: Will blur, we'll blur it, but the critters are out.

1166
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to say that time. I need you

1167
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: to take a picture of me.

1168
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 2: I need you to take a picture of me. You

1169
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: came out and you were like, I'm gonna get a

1170
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: sexy photo of you, and you took one yesterday.

1171
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: Probably more, come on, well, I'll take more. This is

1172
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: our last moment to ever be here because we probably

1173
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: won't make it.

1174
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.

1175
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: Major need to stop saying that to each other. We

1176
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: like literally also, we need to stop saying it because

1177
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: I believe it, Like well, the.

1178
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 2: Only reason, legitimately, the only reason I believe it is

1179
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: because I burnt my fucking finger last night. It's probably

1180
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 2: gonna get infected and fall off, and I probably won't

1181
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 2: make it.

1182
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: It got frustrated with me because we were burning weenies

1183
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: over the fire on this like metal prong thing, and

1184
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: he was like, hold my buns down so my my

1185
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: hot dogs come off, and then like I wasn't doing

1186
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: it at the speed and capacity that he needed, and

1187
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: he was like, okay, I'm gonna do it, and like

1188
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: went to go push it down and his thumb pressed

1189
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: on the hot iron. And that's what you get for

1190
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: not letting me do what I needed to do. So

1191
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: in a way, it was deserved.

1192
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I burned my finger and it hurts really bad.

1193
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 2: And it hurt really bad.

1194
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: It's okay because I plopped it in my hole and

1195
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: the juices like kind of fixed it.

1196
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: No, what fixed it is? I poured mustard all over

1197
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 2: it on Ironically, I know this sounds like some stupid

1198
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: shit that I always say, but I poured mustard mustard

1199
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: all over it, dude, mine like slurring and mispronunciation, pronunciation

1200
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 2: of words and like ship like I actually think I'm

1201
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 2: like getting stupid. I don't know what the fuck is

1202
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 2: going on, but it's driving me insane. I can't then

1203
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 2: we can tell you. No, I can't. I can't say

1204
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 2: words anymore and I can't finish thoughts. But I poured

1205
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: mustard all over the burn and it actually like stopped

1206
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 2: the pain immediately, and I think it made it a

1207
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 2: lot better than it actually would be.

1208
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: I wonder, what's it? Oh, yeah, it doesn't look bad

1209
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: at all. I wonder what's in mustard mustoid, musty old.

1210
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, I burned Drew on purpose.

1211
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, with hot dog that'll sticks and stab me with it,

1212
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: and it fucking hurt and made me cry my little

1213
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 2: eyes out. But yeah, should we tap into some media.

1214
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna go take a photo of this web

1215
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: before the sun gets too low, and we'll insert it

1216
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: if it looks good. And if it looks bad, you

1217
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: won't see the photo. You start your media though you

1218
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: Oh my saggy bottoms. Did you hear that?

1219
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yep, I thought it was like okay, So I

1220
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 2: got three songs for you. We got Bull of the Woods,

1221
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 2: Rain in the Alders, and Forest Park by F. M. Forrest. Beautiful,

1222
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: beautiful songs really cure me when I'm sad. Actually, they

1223
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,959
Speaker 2: probably just make me even more sad uh and hurt

1224
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: my feelings even more, because I'm someone who's so fucking

1225
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: affected by music that like, I actually like. If a

1226
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 2: sad song comes on, it will make me so sad,

1227
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 2: Like I can't listen to sad music if I'm happy

1228
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 2: because it will ruin my mood. And if I listen

1229
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 2: to sad music when I'm sad, it'll put me deeper

1230
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 2: into a pit, and like, I know some people are

1231
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 2: like No, I like that because like people can relate

1232
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 2: to my feelings. No, I don't need to be even

1233
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 2: more sad than I already am. I need to be

1234
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 2: surface level sad so I can wake up in the

1235
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 2: morning and scroll through TikTok for two hours and forget

1236
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 2: about it. Can't be even more sad than I already am.

1237
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 2: And then what if I've been watching I haven't really

1238
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 2: been watching anything lately, Like it's kind of just been

1239
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 2: me on my iPad watching my YouTube videos. I've been

1240
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 2: watching so many cooking shows, which is crazy. I don't

1241
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 2: even fucking cook. But I've been watching like shows like

1242
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 2: cooking competition shows like Iron Chef Legends and shit like that,

1243
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 2: and like it's been really really fun. Actually, it's been

1244
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: really really sweet. I've also been listening to a lot

1245
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 2: of A G. Cook. I love this album. Wait, what's

1246
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 2: it called a fucking O? I don't know the name

1247
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 2: of the album off the top of my Apple versus

1248
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 2: seven G crazy crazy album. And Enya is taking a

1249
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 2: picture of me right now, and I hope it comes

1250
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 2: out good, but I bet she doesn't have the exposure

1251
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 2: or light settings right on it. Because she doesn't use

1252
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: a light meter. You do have good gut intuition. But

1253
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 2: that's my media for this week.

1254
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see what my media is. I haven't been

1255
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: watching anything either. Also, this little patch is awesome. Also

1256
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,439
Speaker 1: the sun, I knew it. The sun went down too much,

1257
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like shining on it the way it

1258
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: was earlier, so it wasn't as nice. But like, you know,

1259
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 1: that's okay because at least I got to see it

1260
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: with my eyeballs. To try to see Devin Sydney tomm

1261
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: before you leave. Yeah, someone else wanted to see you.

1262
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: Oh nah, you're popular.

1263
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 2: I got bit shoes.

1264
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: That's too. She in a group chat with you and

1265
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 1: me was like, let's hang let I want to hang

1266
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: out with him before he goes, and I was like,

1267
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: he's right here. I haven't been watching anything but Last

1268
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: Date by Jill Trithole and also Wichita Lineman by Jill Trithol.

1269
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: It's like synth versions of songs. Mm hmmm, oh my,

1270
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: I let you know. I think I already said this.

1271
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: Let you Know by dj Reshad dismissed. Maybe I said

1272
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: this on Patreon, but I'll say it here because Patron

1273
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: has had it for a week or something extra but

1274
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: good humor by Saint Etienne. Yeah, and that's it for me.

1275
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: That's all. Also, like Shawde, any.

1276
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 2: Song you've been listening to so much?

1277
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love her so good. It's insane so good

1278
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: timeless music. It's hard to know if you're gonna make

1279
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: timeless music. Yeah, I don't want to listen to music

1280
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: out here because I'm just like, well, I just.

1281
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 2: Haven't been able to because my good headphones are at

1282
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: the house and my boys are really fucking good when

1283
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 2: they have batteries, but they don't have batteries, so they

1284
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 2: sound quality sucks balls. So I haven't been able to.

1285
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 2: But I would have loved to sit out here as

1286
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 2: the sun was setting listening to my ambient music on

1287
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 2: full blast. But also, I just haven't been really listening

1288
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 2: to music much lately because they have been in weird moods.

1289
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that I haven't been listening to much,

1290
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: but when I do, that's what I was listening to

1291
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: that Amplified Heart album so much since I bought the CD.

1292
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: I think that's why I've been having listening to everything

1293
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: about the girl shaw De because now that I have

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01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: a really good CD player, I'm like, oh fuck, I

1295
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: need to buy like all of my like classic CDs.

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01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,479
Speaker 1: Like I would buy like CDs of like like oh

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01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: cutty things that I really liked, but I'm like, oh,

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01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: I need to also like amp up the side of it.

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Speaker 1: That's just like all these albums that I like love

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01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: that I usually like just pass over when I'm at

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01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 1: the store because I'm like whatever, like I I have

1302
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: that on my iPhone. But like that's not the way

1303
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: to do it, because, like Drew said, you want to

1304
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: own your music, which sounds like me just being like

1305
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 1: buy things, buy things, buy things. But you could get

1306
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: things for cheap and then you can own them, and

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01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 1: it's like this is my thing that I have and

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01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm not giving my money to somebody. All those like those.

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Speaker 2: Things are very owing one hundred and fifty dollars a

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Speaker 2: year on Spotify plus put that into discogs CDs that

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01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 2: are two to five maybe ten dollars max, and I

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01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,439
Speaker 2: own basically the same amount of you Sick I would

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01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,919
Speaker 2: have listened to on Spotify, if not more.

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Speaker 1: But I will say, like things like Spotify are so

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Speaker 1: viable because it is insane that like I'm also picking

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01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 1: a white dude, like crazy, it is insane that you

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01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: get to have, Like you're having accessibility to that amount

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Speaker 1: of music is like so unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Trust me, I know I love Spotify plus like on ironically,

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01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 2: how would I be able to listen to my podcast?

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01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 2: Like I'm not buying a fucking CD of podcasts or

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01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm not subscribing. I don't know, like that's the only

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01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 2: place that's in a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, thank you guys so much for tapping in.

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Speaker 1: So if we were a little dimmer recently, Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have some shit going on.

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Speaker 2: Actually we have nothing going on. I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I'm fucking sad, but that's why the episodes have been

1329
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 2: fucking shittiest because I want to die.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh he's gonna go

1331
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: die in the woods. He can only run so fast

1332
01:05:55,560 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: when he doesn't have real shoes on. H are you farting?

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Speaker 1: Is that your shoes? Actually? Is that your ass? Or shoes?

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Speaker 1: Holy grop