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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week. Yeao, oh my god, the best parody that

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Speaker 1: you'll hear well at least today. All right, it's coming

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Speaker 1: up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Americans should prepare for a sizzling hot summer, and not

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Speaker 2: just because of the rising temperatures in this very room,

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Speaker 2: but it's a broken Jeffrey in the morning. I say

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Speaker 2: that because if you walk into a Walmart or a

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Speaker 2: Target a corner seven to eleven, it's hard to miss

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Speaker 2: that the snack aisle has gotten spicier.

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Speaker 1: Yes it has.

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Speaker 2: You're talking chips, popcorn, even burgers and ice cream.

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Speaker 1: Oh my candy, all of it. All of it's got spicy, honey.

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Speaker 1: It's Alessis's worst night.

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Speaker 2: There's a variety of foods and beverages that are adding

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Speaker 2: the bold spicy flavor. And that's the key word for

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Speaker 2: the summer, swicy, sweet and spicy combo of sweet and spicy,

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Speaker 2: like Coke just launched their first new permanent soda flavor

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Speaker 2: in years, called Coca Cola Spiced. I Am if you haven't,

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Speaker 2: it's like raspberry flavor and spice together strawberry.

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Speaker 1: It's my kid's worst nightmare. I'm gonna give it to

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Speaker 1: him when I punish that.

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Speaker 2: Apparently it's crushing in sales right now. Meanwhile, Starbucks just

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Speaker 2: came out last month with three new flavors of lemonade,

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Speaker 2: Spicy Dragon Fruits, Spicy Pineapple, and Spicy strawberry.

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Speaker 1: All spicy can confirmed spicy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You see the video of Alexis taking a spicy pineapple

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Speaker 4: on our Instagram.

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Speaker 1: It's at Brook and Jeffrey. She just did.

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Speaker 2: She cried for three hours after it hit late. Not

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Speaker 2: to mention that CPK has their hot Honey croissant crust pizza.

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Speaker 2: Do you call it?

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about California?

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Speaker 2: You don't call it CPK?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know which.

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Speaker 2: That's a top seller there right now, along with Hot Honey,

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Speaker 2: Saracha hot pockets. Yeah, so all of America is going

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Speaker 2: swicy and it's kind of getting out of control.

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Speaker 5: Really think that's gonna be cereal? Yeah, the milk cool

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Speaker 5: you down.

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Speaker 2: Not saying I don't enjoy it. In fact, digital Jake

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Speaker 2: talk swicies to me as the question of the day.

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Speaker 2: My mouth's open. I'm ready, let's do it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys know what's weird? Jeff?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he's his own thing. There's also two amazing unofficial holidays,

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Speaker 7: and they both happened today because it's both National Best

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Speaker 7: Friends Day and it's also International Donald Duck Day. How

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Speaker 7: physically or scientifically are we going to celebrate both? Yeah,

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Speaker 7: we're gonna do a special.

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Speaker 6: Top twenty television best Friend Duos edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: And I thought we were all going to take our

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Speaker 1: chants off.

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Speaker 8: You can.

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Speaker 6: That is optional, but I already did it.

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Speaker 7: You'll also be saying your answers in your best Donald

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Speaker 7: Duck voice. Just name any two besties from a TV show.

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Speaker 7: If they're on the list, you're still in. If they're not,

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Speaker 7: you're out. And yes, animated shows and old cartoons do

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Speaker 7: count multiple best friend duels from the same show.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha?

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Speaker 6: And remember, if you don't say to the Donald Duck voice.

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Speaker 2: You are gone serious.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who's bestie refuses to even

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Speaker 6: listen to this radio show. That's Alexis and my family and.

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Speaker 1: My extended family and everybody else.

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Speaker 7: Okay, what's the top twenty best friend duos from television.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I feel like I bring this show up an

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Speaker 9: unassary mouth, but it's because it's just ingrained in my

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Speaker 9: memory forever.

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Speaker 1: And that's how do you I don't even do that.

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Speaker 1: Do quack quack SpongeBob square.

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Speaker 5: Quack quack and Patrick quack quack.

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Speaker 7: Alright, SpongeBob and Patrick number eighteen on my List, Let's

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Speaker 7: go over to Alection.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I feel like my answer is in the

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Speaker 1: title of the show. I'm gonna go with Jeffrey. No wait,

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Speaker 1: I can't talk that.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, love me, I need to listen.

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Speaker 1: Monica, Jennifer, Rachel.

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Speaker 7: Monica and Rachel from Friends, number nine on my List.

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Speaker 7: Jose it's your Turney, I'm going to go with.

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Speaker 6: Burt. Ernie did not make my list. I'm sorry. You

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Speaker 6: know they're more than just friends. That might be a

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Speaker 2: You guys know I went to an elite private school

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Speaker 2: when I was growing horses.

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Speaker 5: That's why teacher created Donald Duck. We get it.

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Speaker 2: That's why I got to shout out my fellow private

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Speaker 2: school besties. Blair and Serena from Gossip Girl.

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Speaker 6: Serena and Blair from Gossip Girl.

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Speaker 10: Number twenty on the list. I remember, let's go back

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Speaker 10: to Alexis.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna piggyback off Brook but I'm gonna do the

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say, tell me Chandler.

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Speaker 7: That was a full body of show you Chandler number

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Speaker 7: one on our list.

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Speaker 6: That is the last duo from Friends. I'll give you that.

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Speaker 6: No more duos from the Joe Friend. Let's go back

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Speaker 6: to Brook O.

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Speaker 4: I'm torn because, like Jim and Pam from the Office,

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Speaker 4: started out as.

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Speaker 6: Best friends the Berton Earning situation.

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Speaker 1: But then they end up in love with each other.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if they would still make this list.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if you have a baby together, i'd say

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Speaker 2: A lot of married people say that their spouse is

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Speaker 6: Yeah no, I don't, Yea.

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Speaker 4: I love him, I love hanging out with He's my favorite,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna risk it. I'm gonna say Jim and Pam

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Speaker 7: I almost ruled yet I'm going to rule out anyway,

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Speaker 7: they did not make the list. Another romance like Burton

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Speaker 7: and He back.

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Speaker 2: To Jeffrey, Okay, well, I'm gonna go the opposite with

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Speaker 2: a couple that like started in a relationship and then

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Speaker 2: became best friends afterwards. That's from the show.

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Speaker 5: Will and Grace, Will and Grace.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense.

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Speaker 6: Will and Grace from Will and Grace. That's number three

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Speaker 9: Well, because we're doing Donald, I don't know if it counts,

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Speaker 9: say Mickey.

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Speaker 6: And Jerry, Mickey and Pluto. Mickey made my list, but

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Speaker 6: Goofy's the dog I was looking for. That means Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: Twenty of twenty some of the names you guys, miss

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Speaker 7: Let's go Overroum number two, Laverne and Shirley.

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Speaker 6: Was that you want to say? Any from your list?

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Speaker 4: My last one?

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Speaker 5: Tom and Jerry.

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Speaker 6: Tom and Jerry did not make the Listen violent enemies.

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Speaker 6: Have you seen the show?

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Speaker 7: Lucy and Ethel from I Love Lucy, Jerry and George

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Speaker 7: Seinfeld all the Sex and the City Gals, Barney and

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Speaker 7: DJ Tanner and Kenny Gibler from Full House. I would

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Speaker 7: have taken any combination of Golden girls if you Corey

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Speaker 7: and Sean from Boy Meets World, Meredith and Christina from

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Speaker 7: Wonder Years, Kevin and Paul. I will take Leslie and

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Speaker 7: Ann from Parks and Rec or Leslie and Ron, and

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Speaker 7: then Buffy and Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slay.

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Speaker 2: So since I got a ride, I get to choose

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Speaker 2: who gets shocked. They're gonna sing you got a friend

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Speaker 2: in Me by Randy Newman, and I have to go

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Speaker 2: with the person who didn't acknowledge that we're best friends

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Speaker 2: on the show, Brook, go ahead, Bestia actually sounded better

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Speaker 2: than Randy Newton, So good work. That's your shot collar

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Speaker 2: question of the.

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Speaker 12: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: I rarely say this, but we've got a new number two.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. When was the

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Speaker 2: last time we had a new number two. It's been forever.

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Speaker 2: Through our entire childhood and adult lives. Coca Cola has

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Speaker 2: always been the clear number one favorite soda in America,

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Speaker 2: and number two has always been Pepsi.

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Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about how you write the number,

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Speaker 4: It without talking about it. People do it with a

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Speaker 2: We're talking about the number two highest selling soda in

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Speaker 1: So coke is still number one.

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Speaker 2: Now for the first time in decades, Pepsi has fallen off,

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Speaker 2: and now our new number two behind Coca Cola is

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Speaker 2: none other than the drink that some say, if you

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Speaker 2: have too much of it shrinks your stuff down there.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I know what that Mountain news.

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Speaker 2: Some people it's not that. Maybe Alexis knows what I'm

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Speaker 9: I'm thinking diet Coke.

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Speaker 2: It's not diet Coke. I'm talking about Doctor Pepper. I've

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Speaker 2: never heard about.

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Speaker 1: Rumor about Mountain or about doctor. Is that the excuse

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Speaker 6: That's what some people say.

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Speaker 2: The Prune Juice soda, though, is officially back, and it's

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Speaker 4: of It's interesting because my kids, they're number one when

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Speaker 4: and then right after it's maybe a Doctor Pepper.

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Speaker 2: Back in two thousand and four, Doctor Pepper was tied

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Speaker 2: with Sprite for sixth place. Now it's shot up to

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Speaker 1: Was working behind the doctor right now to make him rise.

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Speaker 5: To face a popular cocktail.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper and like rum or something, Yeah, whiskey, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't even know, jagermeister. Look, if you're not happy about this,

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Speaker 2: go online and sign Brooks petition to get mister Pibb

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Speaker 2: back into the top ten. We're gonna do labor stories

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that

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Speaker 2: His slogan print fold and devour, order now and get

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Speaker 2: a free gualk cartridge. With Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 2: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 2: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and as

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Speaker 2: othera Chipotle Chipos just don't this first Laser stories out

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Speaker 2: of Tokyo. Not having any luck on the dating apps,

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Speaker 2: let the government step in and help. That's Japan's plan,

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Speaker 2: as they're launching the first ever government funded dating app.

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Speaker 6: Oh dude, I need this in my.

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Speaker 5: Life, Like, can you put a lean on a girl's

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Speaker 5: house so she will come out with me?

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Speaker 2: I think Biden can find you just the perfect woman.

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Speaker 2: It's all part of their effort to boost the plunging

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Speaker 2: be much better than others because users won't be able

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Speaker 2: How will they ensure that?

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Speaker 2: Next laser stories out of California. Here's the latest. People

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of tech Trend's headquarters.

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Speaker 2: You live with someone who casually critiques your dietary choices,

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Speaker 4: Who it's what your internal voice is meant to do already,

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Speaker 2: Right now, it could just calculate how much food is

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, but it cannot identify exactly what you're

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Speaker 2: Poles update on the Pole, New Pole asked over ten

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Speaker 2: thousand Americans if they've ever felt like they were selling out. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Yes, you can't be in radio if you were in

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Speaker 1: Your favorite people are Yeah, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Kind of a sellout answer right there. The interesting thing

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Speaker 1: You say that, do you mean like giving up on

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Speaker 1: Or become parents. I mean, there's just so much compromise.

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Speaker 2: That's what it takes to get through this day. Sixty

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Speaker 5: You never sold out. I were eighty hours a week.

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Speaker 2: Another question asked if you consider selling out to be

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Speaker 2: I had no idea. It's now cool sort of to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it feel better. Yeah, yeah, if it's trendy,

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Speaker 2: This guy is one hundred percent in favor of selling out.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, selling out those shoe racks of J. C. Penny.

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Speaker 2: He is all about it. Yours quality. That sound means

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again at the same time.

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Speaker 12: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Researchers are always doing ridiculous experiments like trying to figure

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Speaker 1: I bet we could power whole city probably.

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Speaker 2: And whether or not you should sleep upside down for

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Speaker 2: But this latest scientific finding is actually pretty amazing because

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Speaker 2: You will not believe what happened in that time. We're

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Speaker 1: Just say, why can't I be part of them? So

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Speaker 5: I'm always like, how do they approach the people?

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Speaker 2: They always see the helicopter fly over and they start

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Speaker 2: How would that go? We don't have to wonder anymore

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Speaker 2: They were gifted a bunch of cell phones and computers

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Speaker 1: I tell you that one guy's coming on like I could.

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Speaker 2: You can't wait to move out to the middle of

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Speaker 1: He looks like he could be a contestant on the batch.

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Speaker 2: Of Okay, let's take our focus off of the honky

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Speaker 1: They're hot.

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Speaker 2: Recently, researchers came back and paid the Maruba people a

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Speaker 2: Almost a full year eight months later. First thing they

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Speaker 2: it's stuff that you'd see in any regular town. It's

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Speaker 5: They're also Bandwagon real Madrid fans.

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Speaker 2: So they asked the seventy three year old villager if

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Speaker 2: Even the old people in the Amazon are frustrated with technology.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense, I mean, it literally does. It's ruining

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Speaker 2: Well, clearly there's some pros and cons to it. Let's

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Speaker 2: so they figured out Facebook. That's good. Number Two thing

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Speaker 1: That is true. There is so many different like educational

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Speaker 5: like what was that call?

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Speaker 12: Hold on?

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Speaker 1: Like I Google is like best know, But are we

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: But I learned after Google.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes sometimes I remember.

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Speaker 2: And number three, the inner net has actually helped save

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Speaker 2: they had to use an old transistor radio to send

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Speaker 2: a message via several villages to reach authorities out in

449
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 2: the cities. But now if someone gets bitten by a snake,

450
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: they can directly call for help on a cell phone,

451
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: get a fast helicopter rescue right away.

452
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, you can learn how to do CPR

453
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 4: on YouTube, Like it is such a simple process.

454
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: That's all you need to do.

455
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 5: You can teach.

456
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: It is a hands only situation.

457
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Speaker 2: So lots of positives, but a lot of the tribes

458
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Speaker 2: people acknowledge the Internet has brought its fair share of

459
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Speaker 2: problems to the village.

460
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Speaker 13: Here we go.

461
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: The major issue was people stopped going out hunting and

462
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Speaker 2: growing food because they were so glued to their phone.

463
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Speaker 4: I don't have they found an alternative, but no, She's like, honey,

464
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 4: what's for dinner?

465
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Speaker 1: And You're like, I don't know.

466
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Speaker 4: I've been on TikTok for food shortages and not great.

467
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,640
Speaker 2: Plus I'm guessing Uber Eats doesn't deliver that far out.

468
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: So they did what a lot of modern families do

469
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Speaker 2: and set limits on screen time. In the village. Now

470
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Speaker 2: the internet's only turned on for two hours in the morning,

471
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Speaker 2: five hours in the evening, and all day on Sundays.

472
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Speaker 1: Oh that's actually genius. I wish that we could just

473
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Speaker 1: turn the internet off.

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Speaker 5: I think they can.

475
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Speaker 1: I guess I could at my house. Yeah, yeah, I

476
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't have access.

477
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Speaker 2: We're talking about if you're just joining us a remote

478
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Speaker 2: Amazon tribe that just got the Internet for the very

479
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Speaker 2: first time, and how it's affected their lives. Other problems, though,

480
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 2: have been more difficult to tackle, such as people falling

481
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: for Internet scams in the village a.

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Speaker 12: Lot of that.

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Speaker 4: I would imagine there's a lot of gullibility you've ever

484
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Speaker 4: been on the internet before.

485
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Speaker 2: The kids are also playing violent video games now getting

486
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Speaker 2: trolled by strangers online.

487
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Speaker 1: I love that these are kids that are given like

488
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Speaker 1: spears and.

489
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Speaker 4: Knives at the age of three, and the violent video

490
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Speaker 4: games are still more detrimental.

491
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: To They're super cool, you got, I mean. And then

492
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: of course people finding the adult websites.

493
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay, Yeah that is Wait, you can do

494
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: that with your legs.

495
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 2: Apparently after watching those, the young men in the tribe

496
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: got hooked and weren't as romantic as they used.

497
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: To be, which may or may not be a relief

498
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: to the women in the tribe that they were happy

499
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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 2: Despite all the new problems, most tribes people that spoke

501
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: to the researchers said that they had no desire to

502
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: take the Internet away. They want to cheap it. Plus,

503
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: on the bright side, four different women from that tribe

504
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: have matched with jose On Tinda, so love is coming

505
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 2: to the village too. But the leader of the Marubos says,

506
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: I think the Internet will bring us much more benefits

507
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 2: than harm.

508
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: That's good.

509
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: Dot dot at least for now.

510
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

511
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: By the way, if you're a Marubo Villager listening to

512
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:04,959
Speaker 2: our show on podcast, so make sure to follow us

513
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: on TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey and go buy a

514
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey t shirt at the Brooknjeffrey dot com store. Yeah,

515
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out.

516
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: Delivery.

517
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: We will take any new listeners we can get, so

518
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: thank you. Phone taps coming up.

519
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 12: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, It's.

520
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 2: Time for your phone tap and Jose, I want you

521
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: to close your eyes and picture your favorite baseball team.

522
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how much you love them and support them,

523
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 2: and you hope someday you can watch them in a

524
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 2: World Series in person. Don't make me, jeff It's pretty magical.

525
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 12: It is.

526
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 6: Now.

527
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: I want you to imagine that very organization calls you

528
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: directly on the phone to say I'm sorry, but you

529
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: specifically are not allowed back in the stadium because you're

530
00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: not a good enough fan. Not good enough. How would

531
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 2: you feel? Confused, angry, flabbergasted, probably cry, I'm a bit.

532
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 5: No matter what happens, I'm gonna cry.

533
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what we did with one dude today

534
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 2: calling from his favorite MLB team with some shocking news

535
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: in your phone. Tap right now?

536
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 14: Hello, Hi Jacob, Yeah, it's sim who's calling.

537
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: This is Mike Cabbage from the Atlanta Baseball Organization. I

538
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 2: work in customer care division. Oh hi, yeah, So you're

539
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 2: a twenty seven game season ticket holder? Correct?

540
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's correct.

541
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 13: Yeah.

542
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: Okay, So before I send out the refund, have you

543
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 2: moved recently or is your address on file still current?

544
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 14: What refund?

545
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: The refund for the rest of your season tickets?

546
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 14: Why am I getting a refund for the rest of

547
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 14: my season tickets?

548
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: Well, you saw the email we sent it last night.

549
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 14: Oh I didn't get any email.

550
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess maybe what's a spam or something. The

551
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 2: issue is the organizations made the difficult decision not to

552
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: have you back for the remainder of this season.

553
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 14: Wait, what are you talking about?

554
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 2: I hope you understand you're being released from our season

555
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: ticket roster.

556
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 14: Uh no, I don't understand. Why am I being released? Like,

557
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 14: I'm not a player, I'm just a fan.

558
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: Well what did I do for our twenty seven game

559
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 2: ticket holders? We expect the bare minimum when it comes

560
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 2: to cheering and player encouragement, to.

561
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 14: Bare minimum of cheering.

562
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: You're supposed to cheer as a fan.

563
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 14: I know how to cheer for the players.

564
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 2: Okay, well what we saw from you didn't match the

565
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 2: level of enthusiasm that we expect from our fan base.

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00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 14: That's subjective. You can't measure a level of enthusiasm.

567
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 2: Actually we can. We have cameras located all over the stadium.

568
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 14: It doesn't matter how many cameras you have. You can't

569
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Speaker 14: measure enthusiasm.

570
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: Well, if that's true, why did our third baseman pointed out?

571
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 2: What so he noticed that you're not as enthusiastic as

572
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: you were last year.

573
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 14: This is not making any sense.

574
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: One said, maybe he's a closet Padres fan.

575
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 14: You gotta be kidding me with this.

576
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 2: The last game that you attended on Friday, in the

577
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: fourth inning when we hit that three run bomb, where

578
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: were you?

579
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 11: I don't remember.

580
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 14: I was at the game.

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00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: I'll tell you where you were. You were up getting

582
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: a freaking hot dog, So what I was hungry? Anyway?

583
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: There were multiple occurrences like that all throughout the game.

584
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: You do not even high five the lady behind you

585
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: after we scored in the eighth.

586
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 14: Oh my god, it's gotta be choking me.

587
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: Left her hanging.

588
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 14: Why were you obsessed with watching me?

589
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: Look, we're just gonna move on from this. We want

590
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: you to know there's no hard feelings.

591
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 14: No hard feelings. You're taking away my ticket. We just

592
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 14: feel I'm the one that's losing.

593
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: We just feel that as an organization we can get

594
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: a better fan in your seat.

595
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 6: You are a fan.

596
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 14: What are you talking about?

597
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: Hey, consider it like this. You're a free agent. Now

598
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: you can choose free agent.

599
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 14: I'm a fan. I'm not a player.

600
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: You are a fan, just not of our team. You

601
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: could choose any other team that you want to root for,

602
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: as long as it's not ours.

603
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 14: But you cannot do this. This is absolutely unnecessary for.

604
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 11: You to do.

605
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: It's not even worth getting worked up. It's over. It's done.

606
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 11: It's not over.

607
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 14: I have to get a lawyer now, Like I have

608
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 14: to fight this really, Like I'm going to get my

609
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 14: tickets back.

610
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: No, you're you're not going to get them back. Yes,

611
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: I am, at least not for the next five years.

612
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 14: I've been going to games since I was a kid. Like,

613
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 14: you can't.

614
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: In the meantime, we're going to pass your tickets along

615
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: to another fan. No, you're friend of yours. I think

616
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 2: his name is Alex. He's volunteered to take them off

617
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: your hands. Alex.

618
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 6: You know him?

619
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, I know him. How is he even involved in this?

620
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: Well, he actually reached out to me first, asking me

621
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: to do this prank phone call on you.

622
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 14: So are you This is a are you serious?

623
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: That clears it up a little serious. My name is

624
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 2: jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

625
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 2: This is a phone tap.

626
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 14: I'm like, I'm shaking right now.

627
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: You actually thought I was serious, you were getting a

628
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: refund and kicked out of the stadium.

629
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 14: I was like, what are you talking about. I'm not

630
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 14: a good fan, Like I clapped at least three times

631
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 14: for that run.

632
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know we have at least a seven

633
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: clap minimum, so you have to up that for the

634
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: next game.

635
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 14: Seven claps next time, for sure.

636
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha, but we're going to be watching.

637
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 14: Oh my god.

638
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 12: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

639
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 12: on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: There are a lot of places that you don't want

641
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: to find yourself on a first date. At your mom's house,

642
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the back of a cop car, at

643
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 2: the free clinic waiting for your test results.

644
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: That's nice they came with you responsible.

645
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners support may have tough all

646
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 2: of those because she ended up up in the bathroom

647
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: alongside her date. Not in the good One says it

648
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 2: was completely embarrassing, but also one hundred unavoidable. Oh god,

649
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear why she had no choice but to

650
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 2: bring her date with her in your brand new second

651
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: date Update, Next second Date Update. We've got a listener

652
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: named Mandy on the phone right now for a second

653
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: date update, and I have to say, Mandy, you instantly

654
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: peaked my interest with three words you wrote in your email,

655
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 2: champagne and shackles. That sounds I saw that, and I

656
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: said stop delete all the other requests for second dates.

657
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: We must speak to this woman because normally we hear

658
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: about people meeting up at bars and restaurants for dates.

659
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: But champagne and shackles.

660
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: Why do I think the local county jail, no one else.

661
00:32:59,560 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 6: I don't know.

662
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: You can bring it in. You can smuggle anything in

663
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: that place.

664
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 5: Woug champagne.

665
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: I didn't even need to take my black market pills

666
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 2: after I read that, So Mandy, thank you for reaching out.

667
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 2: You can smuggle those into prison too, and handy, welcome

668
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

670
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Well that can get Jeff to.

671
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 5: Not take his pills is worthy of our time.

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00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: That's right. You already sound like a firecracker.

673
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: I've got my pen and my paper ready, Mandy, So

674
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: tell us exactly how does champagne and shackles work?

675
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Speaker 13: Okay?

676
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 11: So, really a champagne shackle party? It was a partly.

677
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a party and it's like a college thing.

678
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: It's fifth and cuffs, Yes, fifth and cuffs.

679
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: You and another person get tied together and we'll both

680
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: holding a magnum bottle of champagne.

681
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: Magnum bottle be going to a private college because there

682
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: was my poor as by the champagne.

683
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 5: You'regg Carl Ross.

684
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: So yeah, your hands are tied together and you can't

685
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 3: untie until.

686
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 11: The two of you finish it.

687
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 5: Okay, so you finished the drink.

688
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: Here's my question. Do you get to choose who you're

689
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: tied to? Or is it randomly selected? Does it?

690
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 3: Everyone that single that goes has to find a hinge

691
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 3: date to shackle up with.

692
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh so you're bringing a beau? Called it a date

693
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: that that.

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00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 5: Would sound so fun. If a girl invited me to this,

695
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 5: I'd be.

696
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, but if a girl ask a guy

697
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: to put on handcuffs. Yeah, probably most of the women

698
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: did the inviting, So.

699
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 2: That's what you did.

700
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: Yes, I went online and I did some scrolling, and

701
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 3: so I met this guy named Jack.

702
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: Okay, and why did you pick him?

703
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 11: Well, I told him out the idea and right away

704
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 11: he was in cool, a.

705
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 2: Little shady, didn't ask any questions, just right away.

706
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: Maybe extra boy.

707
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: You know, he probably brought his own shackles to the party.

708
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 4: He was like, I guess did you meet him for

709
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 4: the first time when you guys arrived to the party?

710
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: Yes, we met outside and then it was like sixty

711
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 3: to seventy percent couples that had hinged dates.

712
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's like the majority of the party.

713
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: That's a risk, though.

714
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 4: Can you imagine seeing the person in real life for

715
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 4: the first time, They going, oh my god, I have

716
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 4: to be tied to you for three hours or however

717
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 4: I got.

718
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: Take Well, that's when the champagne comes in hand, will

719
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: you just start chugging?

720
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: I guess.

721
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 2: So you and Jack got your hands bound together with

722
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: a giant magnum bottle of champagne. How did that go?

723
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 3: It was actually really fun. You start to figure out

724
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 3: how to navigate things and like how to move together.

725
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: It did the novelty of it ever wear off?

726
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 3: Like no, I would say, like we were really kind

727
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 3: of just trying to get around that big obstacle, which

728
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: is you're trying to finish this bottle before one of

729
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 3: you asked to use the restroom.

730
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Oh yeah, that way.

731
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Unfortunately I lost that battle.

732
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 11: Oh my god, you and I had to go so badly.

733
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 3: I just I like, I kept putting it off and

734
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: putting it off. But since you're tied together, Jack had

735
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 3: to come with me, and it was just like beyond.

736
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: I was trying not to make any noise.

737
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: Dude, but that first P when you have to go

738
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: so bad is so loud.

739
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I was a little tipsy.

740
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: We don't need the commentary describe the PA.

741
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: Well, I know what it sounds like.

742
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 11: You know what I need mortified, like rethinking the details.

743
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: At least he's not sober though too.

744
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 5: You're both in an embarrassing situation, so he can relate.

745
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 2: Well, what what was his mood or tone while that

746
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 2: was all going on.

747
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 3: I mean, he honestly was a perfect gentleman.

748
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: That's that's a good answer.

749
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 5: He sounds like a great guy. What happened?

750
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like even the whole rushroom part, like it

751
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: was funny in the moment, but like, I don't know,

752
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 3: I thought that might be hard to come that from.

753
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, because it's because it's one thing to do this

754
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 15: as like a college party. It's another thing to do

755
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 15: it when this is supposed to be like kind of

756
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 15: a romantic first date. At least, you're trying to make

757
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 15: like a good first impression on somebody, and that's kind

758
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 15: of tough to do with half of your clothes off.

759
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that.

760
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: I mean, in that in that situation, you know what

761
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: I mean, Let's finish up with the bathroom part. What

762
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: happened after?

763
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So we do end up going back into the party,

764
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 3: and at that point he was able to finish the bottle.

765
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: Okay, did he like chug it? Immediately after the bathroom incident,

766
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: was like we need to get out.

767
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 3: We end up splitting off for a bit and then

768
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 3: towards the end I caught him and like he had

769
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 3: to go and I thanked him, and there has not

770
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: been a second date, And like, I thought, he was

771
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: really cool and I'd love to redo it as a

772
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 3: normal date like in the chambers.

773
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you see him talking to anybody else after

774
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 4: he split off?

775
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just thinking there's so many hinge singles

776
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: there right right.

777
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 11: Not really, he's just getting along, just enjoying the party.

778
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, we can get you guys together at an

779
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 5: olive garden or something.

780
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: I mean, the good news is, like the goal of

781
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: any first date is to build camaraderie and connection and

782
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: have memorable moments. You definitely have those from your first

783
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: hang out.

784
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you said who after.

785
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: Hold, we'll find out. We're about to give him a

786
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: call and we'll try and get your Champagne and Shackle

787
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: second date up there.

788
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 16: Right after this second date update, when you hear about

789
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 16: a first date where Champagne was involved, and then a

790
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 16: few restraints are added in suddenly you end up in

791
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 16: a bathroom alone with this person, I'm thinking Fifty Shades

792
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 16: of Gray Part four.

793
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh, Christian is back and at it again.

794
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: Wait there was a part three?

795
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah there was three movies.

796
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 4: Immediately I have seen that the thing is, you watch

797
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 4: them together one hundred and fifty parts of great by

798
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 4: the time you get to that complaints.

799
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: Yes, it wasn't that though. It turns out in this

800
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 2: case it was just a champagne and shackles party. Yeah,

801
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: where our listener Mandy was bound together with a guy

802
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: that she met on hinge named Jack. And again, if

803
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: you're just tuning in, those things work like this, you

804
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 2: and your date have to finish off an entire bottle

805
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: of champagne before you can unlock from each other.

806
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: And I think it was a magnum bottle, like a

807
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: big boy.

808
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 13: Yeah.

809
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: In this case, I mean it's a headache the next day.

810
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: The idea is college esque for sure, and alexis, do

811
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: you miss those college parties hearing this back? Or do

812
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: you just not remember not to go host on this weekend?

813
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: So I'm so inspired.

814
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 2: The weird part of the night that happened, though, was

815
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 2: when Mandy had to use the restroom before they were

816
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 2: able to finish their champagne, so Jack had to tag

817
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 2: along for that ride. They got through it, but might

818
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 2: not be the best first impression for a first date.

819
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: Because he chugged the rest of the bottle right afterwards

820
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: and then ditched her.

821
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mandy, is that a good description of what happened?

822
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 4: Oh?

823
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay. I mean the thing is is like,

824
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: you want to do a regular date with this guy, right,

825
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: Like the first one was fun and exciting, and now

826
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 1: you got to see if there's like truly a connection totally.

827
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll just see what he has to say.

828
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: And he's not strapped to another woman when.

829
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 13: We call him.

830
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a who's going to answer the

831
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:36,919
Speaker 2: phone in that case?

832
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 5: If we hear a stream? Yeh, hang up right away.

833
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm going to dial Jack for you right now.

834
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 2: Here we go, hellone, Hey is this Jack?

835
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 13: Yeah?

836
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 2: This is Jack. This is a radio show. Oh we're

837
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

838
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 13: Ay Jack, Hello, yeah?

839
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah.

840
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: This doesn't happen every day, we get It feels good

841
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: to be on the radio in front of a lot

842
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: of people, doesn't it.

843
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 13: Yeah, this sounds like a lot of people over there.

844
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 13: What's going on?

845
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 2: We're doing a segment here called a second Date Update

846
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: where we're trying to help out one of our listeners

847
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: that you met up with not too long ago. You

848
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: went to a champagne and shackles party with a woman

849
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: named Mandy.

850
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 13: Yeah, the cup and date, Yeah, I remember.

851
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: That, right.

852
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: What did you think when she hit you up on

853
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: hinge and asked you to go to this?

854
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 14: Yeah?

855
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 13: Honestly, it kind of gave me flashbacks when I was

856
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 13: in a locked up at prison. Oh I'm just choking, guys.

857
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I totally thought that was like.

858
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 13: We're on radio, you know, it turned on for this.

859
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: Okay, well that we appreciate that. But on a more

860
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: serious note, we are trying to help Mandy figure out

861
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 2: if there's gonna be a second date between the two

862
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: of you.

863
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you think of her?

864
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 12: Uh?

865
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 13: Mandy's a nice girl?

866
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we spoke to her and we got that impression.

867
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: No woman wants to be called nice. No, nobody likes that.

868
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: Just that, nothing else with it. When you first Sawry,

869
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: were you attracted to her?

870
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 13: She's pretty? Yeah?

871
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: Is there a reason that you're not speaking to her anymore?

872
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 13: She's a little bit different than some of the other

873
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 13: girls I've gone out work before.

874
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 4: Okay, that's usually a good thing if you're single, right,

875
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 4: Like it means the other ones didn't work out?

876
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 12: Sure?

877
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.

878
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 13: We had a bathroom incident.

879
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh you can talk about that because she actually already

880
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 4: told us about.

881
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 14: The bathroom, did she?

882
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 6: Yeah?

883
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said you were like a perfect gentleman.

884
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 14: Oh really?

885
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 13: Okay. She Well, we're at the party and we're tied together,

886
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 13: and she says she wants to go into the bathroom

887
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 13: with me, right, and I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, going

888
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 13: to the bathroom with you? Oh yeah, yeah. We go

889
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 13: into the bathroom and I'm about to kiss her.

890
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: Honestly, No, no, my god, you didn't know that she

891
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: actually had to go to She turns.

892
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 13: The light on and says, can I turn around because

893
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 13: she's going to use the bathroom?

894
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

895
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you thought she was trying to create a

896
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: little private, romantic moment for you.

897
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

898
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 13: I had no idea. I was pull my shirt up,

899
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 13: you know. I thought it was a moment.

900
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: You could go, really go for it.

901
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 4: Wow, So you were like the disappointment that what you

902
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 4: expected didn't turn out to be is why you're not

903
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 4: calling her back?

904
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

905
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 13: No, not at all, not at all.

906
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

907
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 2: Well was it?

908
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 13: Well she uses the bathroom and I'm just like ready

909
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 13: to go back out there. She says, no, hold on,

910
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 13: I want to touch my makeup. Oh okay, so she

911
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 13: did that for a while.

912
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 5: You're standing there in the bathroom.

913
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: Why is that that?

914
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: How long is a while?

915
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 13: I'm not timing the girl, but could have been anywhere

916
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 13: from seventeen to twenty men atomics.

917
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 5: Well seventeen.

918
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you two were in the bathroom

919
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: for a very long time.

920
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 13: It was some time. Yeah, and I tried to break

921
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 13: up the time. I was adding a little small talk,

922
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 13: but she was really really into her work and doing

923
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 13: her makeup.

924
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: Okay, you said you said she was attractive. I mean,

925
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It takes a lot of work to be attractive.

926
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 13: As I noticed, it took a lot of work. Yeah,

927
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 13: you're right, Oh that's what I was.

928
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 2: Well, I would be careful with the things that you

929
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 2: say there, Jack, because you should probably know at this

930
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: point that Mandy's on the other line listening to this.

931
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she wants to talk to you.

932
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, Jack, I can't even believe this, Like

933
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 3: you're gonna be judging me for putting on too much makeup.

934
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 13: I didn't say too much.

935
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: Just seriously, Oh no, oh.

936
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 13: Okay, the line period long time period?

937
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 3: Okay, was it long though, or were we just tipsy, Like,

938
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 3: come on, we're enjoying herself.

939
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 11: Whatever.

940
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 5: It could have been five minutes and you just thought

941
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 5: it was wrong.

942
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 13: No, no, it was like twenty minutes.

943
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 11: I thought we were having a good time. I'm not

944
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 11: even really paying attention to any of that, just enjoying her.

945
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 13: I noticed attention.

946
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but Je, you have to consider the circumstances

947
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: that you guys were in. She doesn't have both of

948
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 2: her hands to apply the makeup with, so right there,

949
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 2: seventeen minutes. You got to cut that in half. When

950
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 2: you add the second hand.

951
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 4: On the right hand or your left hand, it was

952
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 4: a musical if you were having to use your wrong hand.

953
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not my dominant hand.

954
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's using her weak one hand to apply makeup.

955
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: Plus she's tipsy, so maybe Jack, do you think you're

956
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: being a little bit judgy about that part of it?

957
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 2: You should have helped her, bro Yeah, helped her put

958
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: her mascaro.

959
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 13: Well, I, like I said, I tried to talk a

960
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 13: little bit, a little small talk, but she didn't seem

961
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 13: to want any small talk because she was so focused

962
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 13: then on her job.

963
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're feeling ignored. I mean, that's really what

964
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: it comes to.

965
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 2: Sure, did you feel that same way with your cellmate

966
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: in prison when you guys are sharing champaign?

967
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 13: Actually know there were a lot more touchy, feeling.

968
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 2: Very attentive.

969
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 4: I really really think you should give her another chance

970
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 4: because you two you sound funny together.

971
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: You know, it's just a weird first thing.

972
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, a moment, And we're going to offer to send

973
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 2: you guys out a second time on a date that

974
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 2: we would pay for a normal date, right, it could

975
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 2: be normal. Or if you want to do zip ties

976
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: and Zeena.

977
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: Okay, that's your college days, blindfolds.

978
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 2: Whatever you want.

979
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: I do that with myself, whips and Windy's.

980
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Mandy you say yes still, I mean.

981
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 11: I've still had a really good time.

982
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 3: I guess these things I didn't remember because I was tipsy.

983
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 3: But like, if you're down, I'd really like to see

984
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 3: if there is something.

985
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 2: Okay, Jack, that's cute balls in your court.

986
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 13: Come on, Jack, the alcohol could have then play. I agree, good?

987
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yay, Well, congratulations you two.

988
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna hop on Amazon get some zip ties ready,

989
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: and uh, you guys would have a great time, Jack,

990
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 2: Are you happy now.

991
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 13: I'm really happy. Yeah, I'm thinking it'd be a great

992
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 13: goal with Mandy. Well, hopefully it'd be different this time.

993
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, weird Jeffrey in the morning. That was a successful

994
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 2: second date update in more ways than one, because now

995
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 2: there's a couple texts that we're getting asking if Brooke

996
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey would sponsor a champagne and shackles night for them.

997
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: That would be so fun.

998
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeast champagne and shackle Wait. I don't know what kind

999
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 4: of waivers we'd have to get for people to sign.

1000
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 4: It's more of a friend thing, I think.

1001
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 2: Well, maybe there's another one from a seventy eight year

1002
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 2: old woman at a retirement home asking for a champagne

1003
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: and shingles night. That would be better.

1004
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: I would recommend the shingles vaccine. Yeah, that would that's

1005
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: what you should go with.

1006
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 2: It takes the fun out of it.

1007
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: It's a little more painful, jeff It'll be interest.

1008
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: Thing to get another update from this couple. Jack did

1009
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 2: fold pretty quickly once he found out that she was

1010
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 2: waiting on the phone to talk to him. Well, that

1011
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 2: is like how I would be, you know, like if

1012
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 2: they heard me or shoot some people really care about

1013
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 2: looking good on the radio. They don't want to come

1014
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: across looking bad. But I don't give a crap. Okay,

1015
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 2: I'll say anything, all right, whatever it takes to get

1016
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: you a second date. Right, No, no, we'll do whatever.

1017
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 2: Just email the show. We'll call that person who's not.

1018
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 12: Calling you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: I think most people have some type of subtle nervous

1020
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 2: tick that they do not even realizing it. Like Alexis

1021
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: is a hair twirler.

1022
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's on the board usually, but yeah, or.

1023
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 2: Hair extension twirler, whatever you want to call it. Brow

1024
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 2: tends to doodle on a paper and she writes down

1025
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: the ten figure balance in her bank account, over.

1026
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: And over and over, sometimes not enough number.

1027
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 2: And I know Jose sucks his thumb. He also bites

1028
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: his nails and he builds tiny fingernail piles on the desk.

1029
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: I threw away seriously, so gross. I wish that was

1030
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: an exaggeration.

1031
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 5: I have standards.

1032
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 2: Whatever you do that helps you feel comfortable, you should

1033
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 2: do it all. I know when I get nervous, I

1034
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 2: open up my throat as wide as it can go,

1035
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: and I sing a parody song. And I'm feeling a

1036
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: little bit anxious today, so here it comes. I can't

1037
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: control it. Brand new song of the week is gonna

1038
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: come out of me starting right after this. It is

1039
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: time for my song of the week. And have you

1040
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 2: guys looked at your social calendars lately? Mine is packed

1041
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 2: with giant red exes because I don't want to go

1042
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 2: to anything shocked me With you, I know I'm gonna

1043
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 2: have to do some things because this is the season

1044
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: for weddings and concerts and barbecues and gatherings, and me

1045
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 2: just saying those things already makes me extremely nervous, a

1046
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: little exhausted, wondering can I really do all of that?

1047
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: Because I know this is going to be shocking. But

1048
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: I am an elite level introvert.

1049
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: Man, You are hermit to a t.

1050
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: You came from a very prestigious private school.

1051
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: We know that doesn't have anything to do.

1052
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 2: I guess if you just strip all that away, I'm

1053
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: just an introvert, yes, exactly, and social situations scare me.

1054
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: So the next few months are really really intimidating entertainment.

1055
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1056
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 2: I know I'm not alone though, because the way that

1057
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 2: the modern world is now, there's more introverts than ever before.

1058
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh that is so true.

1059
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 2: You don't have to leave your house for anything, for work,

1060
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: or for shopping, or even for love. You get that

1061
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 2: all delivered right to your house.

1062
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: I haven't tried yet, Jeff, but.

1063
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, still, I know we are gonna have to

1064
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,439
Speaker 2: step out into the world and socialize at some point.

1065
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you feel good after sun.

1066
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 2: No, after you socialize as an introvert, you need like

1067
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: four hours to digest what just happened to you.

1068
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: You're talking to a room of extroverts.

1069
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: Happy and excited about the next few months. I am

1070
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: terrified energy of others. But I wanted to give all

1071
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: my fellows, shy guys and shy gals out there a

1072
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: song that highlights the quiet struggle of the modern introvert.

1073
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: That's why instead of doing Sabrina Carpenter's big hit that's

1074
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 2: Me Espresso, it's young Jeffreys can't be a no show.

1075
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: Oh, many say this is the song of the summer.

1076
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 5: Jeff it alone under his blanket.

1077
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll hear it from outside of the house safe,

1078
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Points.

1079
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 8: Lately, diner parties and hanging around folks.

1080
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 5: Just about makes me stress, so introvert me rather say.

1081
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 6: Home like I'm on.

1082
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: House, so resto, weddings or friends.

1083
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 8: A lot of people make me turn green like Presto

1084
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 8: RSB Pede saying I go secretly, hoday cancel. I shy

1085
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 8: away from conversations. I really miss COVID isolation. Got a

1086
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 8: text from my boss because they're out pub crawling. Say

1087
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 8: I'm on my way, but I'm not coming. Got all

1088
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 8: the weird excuses. Why invent to six, nephew? Just why

1089
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 8: you bounds like the Kangaro room a boy, Yeah, I

1090
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 8: went to this bar book cue for you, hid in

1091
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 8: the bathroom too about it.

1092
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 2: Or cream myself removed me for you?

1093
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 14: Sorry, so tone invite me.

1094
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 8: If I work shows, I'd rather do sparkless so low

1095
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 8: hear the loud screams from the Jim Bros.

1096
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 5: Cut off my ears like Bengo.

1097
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 8: Too many clowns and I'll just go disappear like James Rango.

1098
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 1: Our long drive uber.

1099
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 6: Ride home always request conbo.

1100
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 8: Like them brew, no end Kanto, no baseball games because

1101
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 8: I'm no swinger. As an amish boy, I'd skip from swinger.

1102
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 8: Don't attend the safer because I ain't corn dogging, no

1103
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 8: funerals lest him in that coffin. I'm sorry we can't

1104
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 8: grab food together. It's just myself.

1105
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: Fuck you was better.

1106
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 8: I'll tandem hit drive cruise whatever said grim cars, Yeah, supercerman,

1107
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 8: key's my dude. I'll tell you a fortress of solvent

1108
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 8: tune and tell us satter rings of more than two

1109
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 8: repel us. But I'll be visit the beach shipping my

1110
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 8: toe too many feet tiph out y'all girded like sheep

1111
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 8: op until clothes busy Friday at costco, not in two mobs,

1112
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 8: milt for grandose meat space like console low mailman rings at.

1113
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 6: The front door.

1114
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 8: I just par ten gun not home, which I could

1115
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 8: be bubbly and boll but I ate no ted lasso.

1116
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 5: People I'm meet think I'm more cold.

1117
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 8: Than the winters in Glasgow summertime fun baby. I know

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Speaker 8: that I can't be on no show, but I might

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Speaker 8: leave pretty quick though, so I can decompresso Macaulay Colkin's

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Speaker 8: comfort zone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's me home alone.

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Speaker 6: That was so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I fel hello, I understand you more now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like this is why you don't ever

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Speaker 4: want a carpool or have me plan big parties for us.

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Speaker 5: It's ironic. This segment gives you millions of views and

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00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 5: clicks on every week.

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Speaker 1: Jefflo he won't go interact with the motor.

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00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm too shy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, check it out. That was so good.

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00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 2: Seven eight nine. To tell us what you thought about

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00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: the song of the week, we're gonna post the video

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00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 2: up on all of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey

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00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 2: on TikTok everywhere with all the lyrics there.

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Speaker 1: God, you just can't wait for winter, can you.

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00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't wait to leave this room right now

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00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 2: to decompresso. So that's your song.

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Speaker 12: The other week, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I got a texta seventy eight five nine to two

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00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 2: that says, after listening to your song, jeff, I just

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00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: found out my normal daily lifestyle is quote quarantined. If

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00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 2: that's what you're comfortable, keep it right there. But if

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00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 2: you missed it. Instead of singing the new hit song

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00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 2: that me Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, I sing my own

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00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 2: version called can't be a No Show because of all

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00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 2: the introverts out there who need an anthem going into

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00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: the season that it's okay for you to hide inside

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00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 2: of your house for the next few months and not

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00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 2: see or talk to anyone. Yeah, it's totally cool.

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00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: A lot of people are relating, jeff Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I see a lot of texts coming in seven, eight,

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00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 2: five nine too. What are you seeing Brookes?

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00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 4: I like this one that says I knew I was

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00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 4: an introvert because the last time I made an actual

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00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 4: phone call, I kept thinking, God, I hope they don't answer.

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Speaker 2: I'm with you if you missed it, though, if you

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00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 2: want to hear it again, it'll be up at the

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page, on our Facebook, our Insta,

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00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 2: and our TikTok all of it at Brook and.

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Speaker 12: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Lindsey is our new player today, and the interesting thing

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Speaker 2: about her is apparently she has a hobby farm. It's

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Speaker 2: not big enough to be a real farm, but she

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00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: shares a plot with one of her neighbors. They have

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Speaker 2: ten chickens, all of them named after different pizza top Oh, my,

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Speaker 2: good lazy, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hi, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Is Pineapple your most controversial chicken?

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Speaker 11: She was, she's no longer with us.

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Speaker 6: I love.

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Speaker 2: You had a pineapple one.

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Speaker 11: We did, and she didn't make up the first twenty

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Speaker 11: four hours.

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Speaker 5: She was too juicy and plump. Yeah, she didn't make it.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you come to my house, my pineapple's upside down.

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00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: But let's get to the game. That's what I that's

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Speaker 2: what I think when I hear pineapple. Anyway, let's get

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Speaker 2: to the rules.

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Speaker 14: Here.

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Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

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00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

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00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 2: you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 14: Yeah?

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00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 2: All right, good luck. Your time starts now. Musician Iggy

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Speaker 2: Azalea celebrates a birthday today. She's from what County south

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Speaker 2: of the Equator, Australia. Boton of phobia is the fear

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00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 2: of what? In nineteen eighty three, which president signed the

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00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 2: bill making Martin Luther King Junior's birthday a holiday? What's

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Speaker 2: the name of the forest where Robin Hood lives? Other

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00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 2: than English? What's the only other language used in the Constitution?

1192
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 2: The human skull is one single bone? True or false?

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00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 11: False?

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Speaker 2: Well done, Lindsey, especially for your first time on the show.

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00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 2: Great job. Now I'm looking at my screener here again,

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Speaker 2: ten chickens on your farm, how many eggs does that produce?

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Speaker 2: Like per week?

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Speaker 11: I'm a bit of a nerd, and so I have

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Speaker 11: a spreadsheet and you do. On average, we have about

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Speaker 11: ninety eggs per week.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're rich.

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Speaker 13: What do you do with them?

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Speaker 2: Do you sell them? Do you eat them all? Do

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Speaker 2: you throw them at houses of neighbors you don't like?

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Speaker 12: Now?

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Speaker 11: We do share the eggs with the neighbor that we

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Speaker 11: share some land with. But I am like the eggs

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Speaker 11: ferry amongst my friends. And so I'm showing up at

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Speaker 11: your house. I usually have a dozen eggs and.

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Speaker 5: How so that's awesome?

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Speaker 4: And how small are the cages that you keep your

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Speaker 4: chickens in? Like so small they can't turn around like

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Speaker 4: a real chicken.

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Speaker 7: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 11: Free range and they have a whole barn.

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Speaker 5: The range, but we change them up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they.

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Speaker 12: All right? Brook your turn?

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Speaker 6: Are you ready?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Ready?

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01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Musician Iggy Azalea celebrates a birthday today.

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Speaker 2: She's from what country south of the equator?

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Speaker 1: I think she's from Australia.

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01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 2: Botan nophobia is the fear of what plants. In nineteen

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Speaker 2: eighty three, which President signed the bill making Martin Luther

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01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 2: King Junior's birthday a holiday eighty three?

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Speaker 1: Would they be Jimmy Carter.

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Speaker 2: What is the name of the forest where Robin Hood lives?

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01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 2: Sure would other than English? What's the only other language

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01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 2: used in the constitution?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 2: The human skull is one single bone? True or false?

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Speaker 1: False?

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is gonna be a good one today. Let's

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Speaker 2: head on over to the scoreboard to see how you

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01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 2: did with jose My bladder is.

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Speaker 1: Amazing that clip.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Linday, you got four correct today, bringing the fire

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Speaker 5: Lindy a good score.

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01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: Come by and egg your house if you win and.

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Speaker 5: Brooke same amount of questions five?

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01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, sorry about that, Lindsay. Let's go over the

1244
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 2: answers for everybody. Musician Iggy Azalea celebrates a birthday today.

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01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 2: She's turning thirty four and she is from the country

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01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 2: of Australia. Yeah, mountainophobia is the fear of plants. The

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01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 2: president who signed the bill making Martin Luther King Junior's

1248
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: birthday and national holiday would be President Ronald Reagan. The

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Speaker 2: name of the forest where Robinhood lives is Sherwood Forest.

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01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: Other than English, you only going to find Latin as

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01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 2: the other language in the Constitution, and the human skull

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01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 2: is one big single bone that is false. There's twenty

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01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 2: two different bones that make up your skull. I thought

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01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: it was like three or four, so, Lindsay, Unfortunately, it

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01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 2: wasn't enough to win today. But just for playing, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna give you a food and fun package for the

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01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 2: Taste Northwest of the Washington State Fairgrounds from June twenty

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01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: eighth through the thirtieth. It's a free event featuring one

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01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty plus food in marketplace vendors, five stages

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01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 2: with live entertainment and comedy, local chef cookoff battles, outdoor

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01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 2: beer gardens, and much much more.

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Speaker 5: And chicken awesome.

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01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: You need to like start an Instagram page for your chickens.

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01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 4: Like I follow this one chicken lady and she just

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01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 4: shows all of her different cocktails with her chickens.

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Speaker 13: Oh lovely.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound great? Sounds like a good life she's

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Speaker 1: created for herself.

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Speaker 11: I take a glass of wine out there from time

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Speaker 11: to time. Yeah, they're quite entertaining to watch. One of

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Speaker 11: them plays with my dog.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Lindsay, you're awesome, Thanks for playing.

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01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you for having me.

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01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't by to your piece of chickens.

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01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be back to do wind books buck the

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01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: same time.

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Speaker 12: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning