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Speaker 1: Back when we had HR here spoken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I remember those days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: Do a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: But anytime someone from our group got called in to

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Speaker 1: talk with them, it was like, Ooh, someone's in trouble

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Speaker 1: and we're really mature here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So what happens today when a lady finds herself in

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Speaker 1: hot water with HR just two days into her new job,

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Speaker 1: and it involves something she had absolutely nothing to do with.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello,

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Speaker 3: this is Tiffey, Hi tivinany This is Mark Grayson from

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Speaker 3: Corporate HR.

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Speaker 2: How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hey, just wanted to reach out real quick and say

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Speaker 1: congratulations on the new job.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I know you and I haven't met before.

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Speaker 2: So okay, I'm sorry what's going on here.

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Speaker 1: That's just something I do for our new employees when

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Speaker 1: they get hired. Okay, you can do it with me that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, Okay, we'll work on that. Yeah, I have.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of things to get done today or something.

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Speaker 1: Totally I can help you with. Yeah, real quick question

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Speaker 1: for you. So my boss's boss was up in my

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Speaker 1: wazoo yesterday and he was like, hey, Mark, you need

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Speaker 1: to be double checking the work histories of everybody in

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Speaker 1: the company to make sure no funny business is going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, nothing funny going on here, but I'm happy

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Speaker 2: to help in any way I can.

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Speaker 1: You are absolutely right there is nothing funny going on

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Speaker 1: up in here. What does that mean, Well, you know

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Speaker 1: how bosses are. He just doesn't want people lying about

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Speaker 1: their work history. So I'm just starting off with a

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Speaker 1: new girl, and that's you, just to confirm you know.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I'm nothing. Yeah, o, my history is accurate and.

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Speaker 1: We'll see about that because I have your resume right

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Speaker 1: here in front of me, and I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: go over some of your previous jobs and you can

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Speaker 1: answer me by saying true not true. Okay, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: let's see. It says here, five years ago you worked

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Speaker 1: as a dolphin trainer.

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Speaker 2: Wait what, you were an.

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Speaker 1: Aquatic animal instructor and taught a dolphin named Bubbles how

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Speaker 1: to dab on command.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like somebody else. That doesn't sound like

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Speaker 2: something that I'd be doing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you're saying you didn't work at a marine

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Speaker 1: park called porpoisely wet.

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Speaker 2: No, I did not. I don't know where you're getting

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Speaker 2: this information.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well this is interesting. So you're basically telling me

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Speaker 1: that you lied on your work history.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm saying that you must be like dum.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. You're saying that what's listed on your history

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Speaker 1: isn't true.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying that you must have the wrong information. That

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Speaker 2: is not something that like I would put on my

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Speaker 2: resume and I have.

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Speaker 1: This is now making me think we accidentally hired the

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Speaker 1: wrong person.

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Speaker 2: Du John Dum, could you please stop doing that. I

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Speaker 2: don't understand why.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't help it.

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Speaker 2: It's well, it's not helping. It's actually freaking me out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well what's freaking me out as your resume, because

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Speaker 1: this isn't good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not my resume. Whatever information you have or

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Speaker 2: resume you have in front of me, that is not me.

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Speaker 2: Like I manage a bank, a bank, Yeah, I managed

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Speaker 2: twenty people, and I never mentioned this in an interview

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Speaker 2: that I like helped with dolphins.

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Speaker 1: That's well, but like if you think about it's someone

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Speaker 1: who's worked with live dolphins and coach them before. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's not easy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah for those people, but I manage and coached humans,

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Speaker 2: not dolphins.

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Speaker 1: Like, let's say the roles were reversed. Okay, let's pretend

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Speaker 1: for a second, if you got to choose between hiring

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Speaker 1: a bank manager and a dolphin trainer, you're probably going

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Speaker 1: with the dolphin person, right, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: I got the job, not the dolphin person that you're

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Speaker 2: reading off of. Whoever resumes that.

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Speaker 1: Is Okay, we're in a tough position.

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Speaker 2: Now how how I got the job? But like, I

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Speaker 2: don't see how this is a problem.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, clearly this something got mixed up. We

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Speaker 1: were supposed to hire one person, somebody else got hired,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I do need to report this to

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Speaker 1: my boss.

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Speaker 2: That's insane. I sign all of the paperwork done. I

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Speaker 2: asked your stuff doing.

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Speaker 1: The done again, So that's kind of out of my control.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not. It's common courtesy, and you are not

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Speaker 2: providing that.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm trying to be courteous with this call here.

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Speaker 1: You're not, though, Well, I'm going to be overly courteous

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Speaker 1: then by telling you to expect a phone call from

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Speaker 1: my boss along with one from your boyfriend. Telling you

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Speaker 1: this is a prank call. What done done?

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Speaker 3: Prank?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on the radio. You're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can not believe this is crazy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was your boyfriend Mackay who wanted to do it.

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Speaker 1: He said he wanted us to wish you luck on

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Speaker 1: your first week at your new job. You thought this

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Speaker 1: might make you laugh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when you talked about a dolphin trainer. I

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Speaker 2: was like, and you said purposely wet. I was like,

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Speaker 2: actually a plate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's where all the dolphins dab. Week up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning