WEBVTT - "SURPRISE! I'M YOUR SISTER!" w/ Debby Ryan and Rob Benedict

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's a good game because it was a

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<v Speaker 1>long game. It was a long game of Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I was more excited about one of those proposals that

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<v Speaker 1>I've been about, like any of the other stuff. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna turn myself down. I'm that one. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>number one, number one. Oh my god. Wow, guys, USA,

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<v Speaker 1>Except this Rose and I am coming to you from

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<v Speaker 1>all the Patreon people. Every two dollars counts, and I

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<v Speaker 1>we appreciate you. Is so great to be here, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I am so excited the premiere, the finale was last night. God,

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<v Speaker 1>so many proposals. I thought that was it. The premiere

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<v Speaker 1>was last night. And before we get excuse me, before

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<v Speaker 1>we get going, I should say, but if that was

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<v Speaker 1>me farting, I farting, it sounds like I walk into

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<v Speaker 1>a wall. Before we get going, Um, I should say

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<v Speaker 1>that one of our favorite guests is on her way.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a pistol, she was a rookie, she is

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<v Speaker 1>a bachelorette. She was a Disney star, she is a

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix star. She's newly engaged. I won't tell you who

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<v Speaker 1>it is. A Sportune team star. No, she is on

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<v Speaker 1>her way, so she will be arriving at some point

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty nineteen. To my left is a man and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have one thing to say about him. I

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<v Speaker 1>got my game. He was Bachelor of the Year. He

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<v Speaker 1>went to Nashville with J J. Marien Kenny Paw another year.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, I made presents for everybody. Did my day.

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<v Speaker 1>I made a reserve for you, my friend. Every person

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<v Speaker 1>came over and we did. We're upping our game over

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<v Speaker 1>the podcasting, New Year, New podcast, I'll be nickame. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that's amazing. I love that you love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear it again. That's it's always going to be this year.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll get a new one next year. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exciting that you love it. It's a great way

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<v Speaker 1>to start the year, it really is. Do you Is

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<v Speaker 1>there any chance you're gonna date My mom this year?

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<v Speaker 1>She asked about you when when I told her that

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<v Speaker 1>you were going to be because she knew we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to serve her to the scope. She was excited

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<v Speaker 1>for Wills. She liked Wills. And then I said, well

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<v Speaker 1>Rob is going to be there. She goes, oh, raw

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<v Speaker 1>j J has a little thing. She's now maybe thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about dating. She's got on a couple of dates. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like guys my age. And then she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I would date your friend Rob. Hey, she's adorable. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good with that. Yeah. Fuh, she's fun. Your stepdad, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>the best. I'm so happy for both of you. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. She was happy for my mom. Now she's

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<v Speaker 1>j J too. It's like taking ten years off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like the j J. Walker Island real estate. I

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<v Speaker 1>know mine. She should actually just be the bachelorette next year.

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<v Speaker 1>And she had a bunch of like young men that

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<v Speaker 1>she should we should be Sorry, you're gonna have to compete.

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<v Speaker 1>She do like a side podcast where my we like

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<v Speaker 1>send my mom on, but it has to be a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that really is into an older woman and like

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<v Speaker 1>she's really fun. She's still a she's a business owner.

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<v Speaker 1>She like she does well for herself. She's like loves

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<v Speaker 1>to travel. She loves to travel. She's got a cat

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<v Speaker 1>named a kid name. But she's okay. She comes with

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<v Speaker 1>a special date when Mitten is there. Um, I also

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<v Speaker 1>want to just say that coming up first of all, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any we know you from supernaturally from

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<v Speaker 1>boss right now? Is there anything else you want to promote? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm doing n c I S New Orleans

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<v Speaker 1>right now, doing a couple of episodes of that. That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got back from now Orman's This Morning actually

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<v Speaker 1>look great. But I mean I love this podcast. Said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in my contract to fly me back for the contest.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so I will say, like, if I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a podcast, it would have been hard for me

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<v Speaker 1>to make it through all three hours last night. But

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to that, Rob and I will be

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<v Speaker 1>this week and in san with Anna and Laurie and

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<v Speaker 1>Padget and then Venmo John will who was in one

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<v Speaker 1>of those theaters last night, and Annelie Alice was there too.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sitting next to someone. I saw her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the all gonna be with four pm Saturday, January twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're going to be Um, what is that. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't I didn't touch anything. Come on, what is that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So they're gonna be watched Hereditary on the plane. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really freaky. You can see that movie. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>great way to come into right. So this Uturday, January twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>that four pm is the Swedish American Hall. The tickets

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<v Speaker 1>are twenty five bucks, are on Facebook and we're all

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be there. Please come. And then Rob and I

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<v Speaker 1>are doing a show. I'll be doing two stand up

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<v Speaker 1>shows that night at the Speakeasy with David Cross and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm doing a late night show a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>therapy with Brian Sofie and if you want a whole

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<v Speaker 1>weekend of us. And then Rob Benedict is coming to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast that I'm doing with Janine Garofflo on part

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<v Speaker 1>part of My Tangent, and Brian will be there, and

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be Sunday at one pm at Sketch. First, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>also be at Yuck Yuck's Vancouver for four shows, and

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<v Speaker 1>he just these people need it. I can't wait, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I picked? You're a really elegant gold mining town. It's

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<v Speaker 1>mostly just like track houses. Debbie Ryan is calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe she's here. Okay, we're gonna take a break

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Debbie is here. We're gonna run to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so excited. Our our guest arrived. Our friend arrived. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I've known her for a year and a half, but

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<v Speaker 1>my day. Year he was bachelors year seventeen. Also the

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<v Speaker 1>year eighteen he went to Nashville with J. J. Reed

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<v Speaker 1>Kenny paw another year, Welcome back? Why did you hear tuppies?

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<v Speaker 1>One more times? As music's is engaged, She's as she

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<v Speaker 1>is it tenny? Guys, Guys, I'm dropping an album. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a double album. Areon. Oh my god. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>we're back. Okay, here goo, guys, We're back. I got

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<v Speaker 1>so hot. Oh my god, Okay, here we go. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I Patreon, Brian, Sofie and I. Over the weekend went

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<v Speaker 1>to the rage room that Becca and Blake went to

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<v Speaker 1>and we broke things from that. So we broke bottles,

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<v Speaker 1>we broke glasses, we broke We tried to break TVs,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's illegal, so we broke um. Yeah, apparently there's

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<v Speaker 1>like gases that god, they broke TVs. They broke TVs.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so satisfying and anybody we went to the

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<v Speaker 1>rade room, it was amazing, and then what do they

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<v Speaker 1>do with the junk after you? Who's going to sweep out?

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<v Speaker 1>Not my problem source the junk I got just guess

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<v Speaker 1>like Goodwill. It was like it was like ten wine bottles,

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<v Speaker 1>like ten shock glasses. Was strangely satisfying, metal like like

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<v Speaker 1>a kitchen mixing bowl. That brand hit with an acts like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so satisfying. We have a video of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was afraid of it, and then it was I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't stop laughing. It's fun. They give you like full

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<v Speaker 1>jumps was at the video was very satisfying. It was

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<v Speaker 1>very satisfying. I highly recommend it. Um okay, here we go, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the longest premiere that those fucking parties can

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<v Speaker 1>I just say, Debbie was texting me the upshot of

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<v Speaker 1>the parties were worth it for two reasons. One was

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<v Speaker 1>watching the woman with stores all over her face telled

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Higgins, but she got a free pass with him.

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<v Speaker 1>My hope is that she fucked Ben Higgins all night.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I think I think she uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I don't know. I mean maybe that's his type. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was fascinating, looked like he was about

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<v Speaker 1>to cry. As it always looks like he's about to cry.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he cries a lot. Some limon water from my tree.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys can't see, but they're like decanters of infused water.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, I got my dream come true.

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<v Speaker 1>I made my playhouse and it happened beautiful. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it happened, guys, it happened. Thank you Patreon. Where did

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<v Speaker 1>they find these people? But how how did they find

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<v Speaker 1>these people that they go to their house like they

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<v Speaker 1>must put out a thing, being like, oh, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have a hard Yeah, it felt like I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>a winner. I felt like Jason. I feel like Jason

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<v Speaker 1>listened to us and he changed his hairstyle, which I appreciated.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't so like Ralph Macchio Karate kid Um. We

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<v Speaker 1>might be the only podcast with consts I over overall,

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<v Speaker 1>I was so mad at the extra filler. It took

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<v Speaker 1>so much time. There was there was more we took.

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<v Speaker 1>It was one full hour in until we got to

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<v Speaker 1>the lima. Please please tell me when you get married

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<v Speaker 1>that you're going to wear men swear um. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>in discussion number two. Were you mad that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get proposed to at a viewing? Party on television or

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<v Speaker 1>in a hot Oh my god. The goose, the goose,

0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.720
<v Speaker 1>the goose and Crystal thing was so that was that

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<v Speaker 1>I have so much to unpack. Please tell me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>mostly just a listening thing. I just want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>it first of all. So goose happened on Paradise. The naming. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he named himself the goose, right, Yeah. He came back

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, I'm now the goose. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just give yourself a I mean, my mom did,

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<v Speaker 1>but nobody else could just do something because she didn't.

0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:32.880
<v Speaker 1>My nephew called her JJ, but she fully embraced it.

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<v Speaker 1>And now every email ends with j J. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's great. We've got j J Walker and j J.

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<v Speaker 1>Shake shake it, shake it. But she didn't warn me

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<v Speaker 1>of it. It just started happening in like texts and emails.

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<v Speaker 1>It just started happening. She was just trying to integrate

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<v Speaker 1>it in there to where every once in a while

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<v Speaker 1>then you just start in your mind just mentally referring

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<v Speaker 1>to J. I do now I still don't. I will

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<v Speaker 1>do like dear j J. Like it happened. It was

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<v Speaker 1>fully I think I could. I feel like I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>easy mark for a call, and I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>easily like I think I'm malleable, and so you if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to just change your name to like Trent

0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.000
<v Speaker 1>next to Alison at like, I have a crew and

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<v Speaker 1>you should come hang out with my friends. Guys. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, okay, getting matching tatoos. Let's dude, She's just

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<v Speaker 1>really friendly. She's just friendly. She likes to get down, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>goosing the hot tub and those poor ladies waiting outside too,

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<v Speaker 1>and then upside to that in your bathing suit. I

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<v Speaker 1>filmed at that Mad TV the final season we were

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<v Speaker 1>on we lost. We filmed at that theater. That parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You do not want to be in that parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>on like Sunset or Holly. My friends lived nearby and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, yeah, we've been driving by and like

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<v Speaker 1>seeing them like set up there for days and like

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<v Speaker 1>they filmed some of it over the weekend because they

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<v Speaker 1>saw them, like they saw the hot tub there. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a it was a bummer. I just seeing all of

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<v Speaker 1>them also like auditioning to become like extra news correspondent,

0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:03.040
<v Speaker 1>seem like Jojo and Calin and like all of them

0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:06.239
<v Speaker 1>clearly wanted to do red carpet stuff. The hardest was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's when they're screaming outside of you. You

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<v Speaker 1>forget that there's a microphone and so if you speak

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<v Speaker 1>at normal volume, even though you might not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to hear yourself, that like that is a normal volume

0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.760
<v Speaker 1>and it will translate. So there's so much screaming into

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone because of the hectic energy. Like Jason came

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<v Speaker 1>straight up and like, we're so excited the pandemonium, and

0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like, he didn't. He goes, it's pandemonium. It's pandemonium,

0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.879
<v Speaker 1>and he's he was in a house. It was actually

0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.120
<v Speaker 1>actually was it that pandemonium? It's just a crowded room.

0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:43.360
<v Speaker 1>And then Blake goes, I'm having a blast, having a blast.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you having a blast. It was just like it

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<v Speaker 1>was at least like scripted for them and give them,

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<v Speaker 1>give them like a prompter. Like it kind of felt

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<v Speaker 1>like because there was so much negative response to Colton

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<v Speaker 1>being picked, that they were trying to be like, look

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<v Speaker 1>how everyone is, Yeah, you gone too far. They also

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<v Speaker 1>know that everybody hates Ari and they like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like shove their shame in the corner, like oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then have having a baby to like you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, It's like that's kind of a big deal,

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<v Speaker 1>like for like from last year's match start to be

0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:17.360
<v Speaker 1>having a baby is like a big and like they

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<v Speaker 1>know that's so unhotpular. It's like, what is he He's

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<v Speaker 1>got to get moving, He's got to get moving. If

0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.520
<v Speaker 1>you get they bury they bury it on you. Guys

0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:29.000
<v Speaker 1>is um draft pick? When you said that he impregnated

0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:36.879
<v Speaker 1>his piece of cardboard, that was so mean. Yeah, this

0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.639
<v Speaker 1>show was a little ruthless. We kind of go too hard.

0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:44.440
<v Speaker 1>But I was like alone and be like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I just remembering that Aaron picked jack Stone of our

0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:52.800
<v Speaker 1>number one one year was like the topic. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to just say our picks. I've never picked so well.

0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:57.920
<v Speaker 1>That was I picked the girl that got the first impression.

0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.800
<v Speaker 1>She's a strong, endorable. I mean she's a professional selfie taker,

0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.280
<v Speaker 1>but she's very cute. I'm sad to say I had

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<v Speaker 1>Sloth in my top three. D I did Hannah Bey too.

0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I forgot. Yeah, I was already so distracted by Australian

0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:14.480
<v Speaker 1>breathing great one of my piss up because she's just

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<v Speaker 1>she's in, she's in, she's in but like's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go far. No, she's not gonna win. No, they wouldn't

0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:21.560
<v Speaker 1>have had her at the in the show last night

0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:23.800
<v Speaker 1>that they had her live, right, She was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>it was met with a lot of love and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really thankful for you did a bit. It just started

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<v Speaker 1>like this happened twenties second, but they didn't show that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Katie sent me the clip today where of her

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<v Speaker 1>admitting that she was doing an accent and he seemed like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh because Colton and I don't know. Okay, So finally

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<v Speaker 1>it started, I'm okay. Crystal and Goose were in the

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<v Speaker 1>hot tub. He tried to kiss her on the mouth

0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:53.639
<v Speaker 1>and she turned and gave him cheek, which was amazing.

0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I wrote awful. I'm just reading awful. We met Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison's mom, Mary Beth. She had a huge that

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<v Speaker 1>was the thing she see me age love Mary Beth.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like his first wife. Oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is horrible. It felt like this is my first wife,

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Bath, like I stand married, but I think she

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<v Speaker 1>probably was just a young mom. But she looked great

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<v Speaker 1>for it. She was so fun and you can tell

0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:19.960
<v Speaker 1>he was so caught off guard. She was tears in

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<v Speaker 1>his eyes. He was so like lovely and touched by it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like mama, and it was cool to

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<v Speaker 1>see him like not fully on. Does Chris Harrison have

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<v Speaker 1>a text or southern accent? Because she did so so

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<v Speaker 1>like a Texas in Dallas is like that's a very

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<v Speaker 1>specific accent. And I whenever I go to home, I

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<v Speaker 1>like come back with a Dallas accent or like a

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<v Speaker 1>Texas accent. And I actually was looking for it. When

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<v Speaker 1>he was like my hometown, I was like, Oh, that's cool.

0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:46.840
<v Speaker 1>And then it was like, this is your mom, Mary Beth,

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<v Speaker 1>and he just I was like, gonna happen? She had it.

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<v Speaker 1>I met your I met one of your best season

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas in the store. Side note. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we gave each other this tattoo. I love. She just

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<v Speaker 1>got engaged. I love. I was the best man. I

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<v Speaker 1>was at a wedding at my brother's wedding, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was the best man at her fiance. Is that a

0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:10.960
<v Speaker 1>man I introduced them? That's exciting. Number two, your mom

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<v Speaker 1>is really cute. Seeing the pictures, your mom's really cute,

0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:15.360
<v Speaker 1>and you and your mom's wedding dresses really cute. Your

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom's really young. Your mom's cute and young. Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison's mom saying Chris was a cute kid. He

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<v Speaker 1>was particular about his clothes. I enjoyed. He was a

0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.920
<v Speaker 1>real Chris Chris love fest. It's like, are they about

0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:33.000
<v Speaker 1>to fire Chris? When they did the tribute to him

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<v Speaker 1>and he got, he got was very emotional. My friend

0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:37.800
<v Speaker 1>asked if he was dying of cancer. I was like, no,

0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I don't know. There seemed to be really

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<v Speaker 1>into him. Is he leaving or something? It did feel

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit retiring seventeen years. Then I get my

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone that doesn't Yeah. I'm trying to figure out,

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<v Speaker 1>like was it like is this like the twentieth season

0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:55.479
<v Speaker 1>or something like that? I mean, or is he leaving?

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:58.520
<v Speaker 1>And it's just isn't isn't Maybe now seeing it yet?

0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe he doesn't know, but maybe he can

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:06.639
<v Speaker 1>know ABC, ABC, But they do it at the easy Higher.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be him alone in Paradise. Yuki, Okay,

0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:18.880
<v Speaker 1>she's cute. But the Corpse of Neil Lane he liked

0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:22.879
<v Speaker 1>more life like the normal I felt shot. The side

0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:26.440
<v Speaker 1>shot he felt like less animatronic and more like whatever,

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:29.200
<v Speaker 1>like maybe he went to like a good he looked good.

0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:31.320
<v Speaker 1>They tucked, they nipped and touch. They did have a

0:23:31.320 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 1>good nipping and tucking. I like to pay attention to

0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:36.159
<v Speaker 1>his hand gestures because he never fully executes anything, but

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 1>he like starts to but like three things. They're like, oh,

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.080
<v Speaker 1>look at that ring? Is that a Neil Lane sparkler?

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:47.760
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, because he didn't halfway padding, halfway shaking.

0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:50.119
<v Speaker 1>He didn't know how to improvise because he knew it

0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:52.719
<v Speaker 1>was like there was no way that person could afford it,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know what I mean. They were like like

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<v Speaker 1>he was like what, He's like, you don't get to

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<v Speaker 1>keep that for two years? Like you've been had their

0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:02.400
<v Speaker 1>couple get a Neil Laney. I think that I think

0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I think they were doing a bit and he didn't

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:06.200
<v Speaker 1>know how to improvise. I think it probably wasn't a

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Neil Lane and he probably did. That's just my fear

0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:13.200
<v Speaker 1>that it was. Okay. I thought maybe that it was,

0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>but it was like purchase Neil Lane for a jeweler's

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:20.239
<v Speaker 1>like and they were like, all right, we're gonna cut

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:22.560
<v Speaker 1>to you and ask and it's just gonna plug you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I was happy for the couple in Michigan, the couple

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<v Speaker 1>in Utah. I felt a little bit like this guy

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:31.680
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to be on TV. The couple of Michigan

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 1>with him holding the antenna and they're about to have

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 1>the baby. I was happy for them. She looked really happy. Okay,

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 1>so here we are. Okay, well cut, If my boyfriend's

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:46.439
<v Speaker 1>listening right now, you know when to propose? Yeah, oh

0:24:46.520 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>my god that if he did, that would be out

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:50.399
<v Speaker 1>of do you want to beat? Do you want to

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:52.159
<v Speaker 1>get engaged in front of people? No? No, no, I

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:54.639
<v Speaker 1>would probably lose my mind a little. That was my

0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:58.239
<v Speaker 1>one request. And I was like, I can't who had

0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Who had the camera? Because that's a good picture. So

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 1>two of our best friends, Mark, who was kind of

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.120
<v Speaker 1>the reason that we know each other, who like shot

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 1>their music videos or whatever, he filmed this incredible video.

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like beautiful video and edited it that night, like

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.359
<v Speaker 1>while we were at dinner. And people have talent. People

0:25:13.400 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>have talent. And then Brad, our friend who we also

0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:17.240
<v Speaker 1>tour with, who takes all of their too. It was

0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:21.600
<v Speaker 1>really it was truly the cute. When you texted me,

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>You're like, all right, guess what and I'm like hiding

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:29.000
<v Speaker 1>watching British bake Off. I need you to respond when

0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I got a horrible text, no, no. I was stuck

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 1>in Asheville. I was in North Carolina hiding watching like

0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:36.920
<v Speaker 1>the Great British Bake Off, and then I saw that

0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>it was like a sign of life of like what

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:41.639
<v Speaker 1>what what it was? It literally it was like it

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 1>was like the hard paddle. It was the heart paddles

0:25:44.359 --> 0:25:47.199
<v Speaker 1>bringing me back. I'm like, wait, what the sign of

0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:49.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like I've seen land, I've seen I'm going to

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 1>see you hiding to like a piece of plywood for

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 1>so long, and oh my god, it's very exciting, so

0:25:56.320 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 1>excited photos sport. So it's like we have our own

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<v Speaker 1>So I so happy. I just want to say Josh

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 1>is such a good guy and like you get to

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 1>be you. It's like you get to do your thing

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and that is the best and you have a soft

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<v Speaker 1>place to land. Um okay, super fan, sound about our friendship.

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't watch out Melissa Enbree on Monday how Much

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>joining the T shirt that says on Monday's I drink

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:37.280
<v Speaker 1>wine and watch women cry. On Limos that was a

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:43.920
<v Speaker 1>pretty good are so good? Sammy the woman who loved

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and she did have facers. I'm sorry, there's nothing wrong

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>with the face store except for your faces store. She

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:52.760
<v Speaker 1>might hurt, but I just I was happy for her.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>But I love that bending. Did you notice that? And

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean for pointing that out. No, I made a

0:26:57.680 --> 0:27:02.440
<v Speaker 1>joke that, oh, this is a drug addict. Did she

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:04.640
<v Speaker 1>make the shirt that said the most dramatic season yet?

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>It looked like those iron onsh They were very shiny,

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>they were very felt directly like can you imagine promoting

0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:16.120
<v Speaker 1>something just as a fan like that, like the most

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>dramatic season yet, like using the official tagline, the official

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 1>marketing line, it's amazing. No, it's amazing. I love watch

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.920
<v Speaker 1>girls crying Limo. I loved that kind of ten would

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 1>wear the shirt. I I will wear the shirt when

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I get my hands loving your turban love that. It's

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:34.439
<v Speaker 1>like a headband. It's like a nineteen twenties it's like

0:27:34.440 --> 0:27:36.959
<v Speaker 1>a it's like a nineteen twenties fortune til I need

0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>one of those. Yeah, it's actually made. My boyfriend paid

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 1>for it. Was like if my stocking it's not filled

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 1>with velvet headband Turbans is the year of the head dude,

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was telling you. This is our year.

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 1>We will only be wearing. I need to get that on.

0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 1>I need to put that on my body. I need

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:58.360
<v Speaker 1>to test it. I don't think that color is gonna

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 1>be the color for me, like and tell that shape

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>is gonna feel so good. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:06.639
<v Speaker 1>morph from being charo slash trying to be trying to

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:10.399
<v Speaker 1>be I'm gonna have a whole new kind of retro

0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:13.760
<v Speaker 1>weird look happening. I'm still into the haired bow. Okay,

0:28:13.800 --> 0:28:16.480
<v Speaker 1>So here we are, thanks, guys, So here we are Colton.

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>First one off, Cassie. She's from Huntington Beach. She's surfering.

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>There was a crotch shot. She's a speech pathologist. She's

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty three. I like her. She was yea, she was

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 1>actually like a real She couldn't have been more adorable.

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>She seems like she actually isn't trying to be an

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 1>actress like that. She actually might be a speech pet

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 1>like for real doing this. So I remember when Crystal

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>was doing her bitness on her iPhone on the beach

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 1>and then she handed the sandwich to the guys that

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 1>worked on the I'm the I'm the sound department, Crystal.

0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought she was very cute. We have Hannah. She's

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>from Huscaloo, so she's Miss Alabama where she's from. She's

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:04.480
<v Speaker 1>a queen. I think they're trying to make her the

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 1>raven or the Tia. Also, yes, I think Hannah by

0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Isa she's yeah, Hannah had Hannah g is my top pick.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 1>She's the content creator. Yes. So Hannah by is roll

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>tied um? Yes, and she yes, what is roll tiede?

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 1>What is this? Alabama? Alabama the college football team. Yeah,

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>they're very good, so they I did. I did love

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 1>the phrase I'm a total train wreck that I'm the

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 1>hot mess. It's the hot mess, It's the hot Mess

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Express and I'm the conductor. That's an amazing red flag.

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Like if somebody tells you it's the hot mess, instrictions

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>on the conductor, I will love them. That there is

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>a thing to be wary of, but it's amazing. Yeah,

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and you know, I mean with her, there's maybe a

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of things to be wary of. Hey, you went

0:29:56.520 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 1>on The Bachelor and be former testint and she seems

0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>to be like, maybe have some baggage about that. Pageant

0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 1>pageant wars. I was like, yeah, yeah, when she met

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>the one who beat her sash. Yeah, I read online

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:16.360
<v Speaker 1>reality post about it. But then someone recapt because I

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:19.239
<v Speaker 1>try to avoid realitty for spoilers. But they said that

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 1>they were roommates at the whatever pageant things and friended me.

0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>So Calin placed second, and then the other Hannah did

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>not place at all, and Hannah came with the sash

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>who were the sack because she knew she had. So

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>that's that bad blood got So they friended me. By

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>the way, that's a miss, miss underwood Fries, I'm your sister.

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna you're gonna dry hump your sister because we

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>know you're not gonna. I thought that when he misses missing,

0:30:56.480 --> 0:31:03.760
<v Speaker 1>we're related. Right. That's that's as in the running for

0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 1>titles right there. It's that's really good. That's really good. Okay,

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 1>So then um okay. Then there was the lady who

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>is the dancer, but she's not a great dancer. They

0:31:17.600 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>showed videos. My god, she moved to be a dancer.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:25.560
<v Speaker 1>What was her name, Katie, I don't know. She was

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>not a good dancer. It was like it was like

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 1>showed her in the gym, in the gym basically doing like,

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>oh it was yes, it was Katie. Yeah, She's like,

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna start dancing. I'm we're in the east.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 1>That's a pretty is it main? Is it Florida? Are

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>you in Delaware? Where the fucking we're in the East Coast.

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She couldn't dance, Okay, oh hi, oh hi,

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:55.960
<v Speaker 1>work work photo time. Yeah, y'all. Yeah, she was not

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>a good dancer. Um. I like that. She says she

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>lived in Sherman Oaks and enjoys yoga and sushi and

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:04.720
<v Speaker 1>if you've ever been to Sherman Oaks, that is everybody.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 1>That's every dry yoga. I am Sherman Oaks. I'm figure

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>to represent shermanos As. I'm playing the part of Sherman Oaks.

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I missed Sherman Oaks. Hobbies include being very much Sherman

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Oaks and Jason Heather twenty two and never been kissed.

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 1>She is that possible. She looks like Jerry Hall. She

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 1>thinks she's religious, she's got she's so cute. I I

0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 1>was waiting for her to be maybe awkward, and she

0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>has not been yet. You know. I kind of like

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 1>when she said that in her video because it pops

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 1>up on the Chiron and I was like, I wish

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>that that didn't pop up because I wanted to get

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>to know her without that fact and watching her kind

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 1>of like frattenize around like, I was like, Oh, she's adorable.

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>She's adorable. She's she feels like an eighties like. I

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 1>feel like I want to put her in like a

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Xanadu like splitter shore, a short shore and like just

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>have her like roller skeetter out of Venice Beach and

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:04.480
<v Speaker 1>have her hair fly over like a headband group group.

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>She's so cute, um yeah, but never been kissed. I'm

0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 1>thinking she's probably just very religious and sheltered. I mean,

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 1>and never's bad. Has a kiddie named Kitty. Yeah yeah,

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 1>I like that they listed as that's her occupation, has

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>never been never outside of being an Instagram model. The

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>gal from Nigeria who was very cute but ended up

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 1>going home, ended up going home? Um, and then who's

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>the one Nicole? Nicole who is she spoke spanished him,

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 1>she is the autistic brother. She was adorable. I feel

0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>she's not gonna be able to handle the competition because

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 1>she's actually a real person like she described like twice

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 1>or three times, because she feels like like she seems

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>apparently sheltered. She's just I feel like she just lives

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>at home with her like her family, and she actually

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 1>is adorable and is cut out for this mean, she

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 1>feels very like, yes, sincere in the way that you

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:09.719
<v Speaker 1>know the first episode where I met Vibiana and I

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:13.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, Oh, you seem very like you seem like

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:16.480
<v Speaker 1>sincere and not like Pageanty in the way that we

0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of are anticipating from a contestant um. And then

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 1>when Annelie started crying a lot, and I was like,

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of you feeling things, but this

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>is too many. Yes, So that's how I feel about

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:32.080
<v Speaker 1>about Nicole. Is her name Nicole? Do you have a question.

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna we're doing sketches on Saturday with Annelie's Do

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 1>you have questions for her? I have questions. You can

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>text me, text me, text me, phobious, I have questions,

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.319
<v Speaker 1>And if you have any questions for Venmo John who

0:34:45.520 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 1>made out with everyone in Paradise, or Wills who I loved.

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I loved Wells. You know I loved Wells. We loved him.

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 1>He came through on the rescue, all of his jaunty suits.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 1>You know it. I was very team well when he

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, what's happening baby? When he said that to

0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the goose, that was the best. Okay, then Kirpa Kirtpa

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>is so cute she has I did not like the

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 1>tight hair, the braid. The tight braid. Yeah, I wish

0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 1>she didn't wear her hair up one night one. She's

0:35:10.040 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 1>so fucking cute. She feels to me the most sincere person.

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I loved her, and and so they had the teeth shot.

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 1>The filming through the teeth good. It would be a

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>good experience to clean Colton's teeth with clothes. Colton, that's

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 1>as close as you're going to get right now. I

0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 1>liked her. Yeah, you know, she seems like a real person.

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.799
<v Speaker 1>She's got a real job. Yeah. Um, they did the

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 1>whole uh the girl in the chair not being able

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to speak, I'm going to I auditioned. I was pinned.

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I was saying, okay, the patient, but I didn't get it.

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 1>I had to go out an audition and put my

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 1>hand in my mouth. I'm just talking about Oh, I

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 1>didn't I was pinned though I didn't get it. They

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 1>went another raid um question. Have you to announce that

0:35:55.480 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I booked the roll of the patient? This is really

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 1>as really awkward. I actually invited Debbie here last minute

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>when I saw that because she didn't tell me, because

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I actually was the one who told her about that audition. Yeah,

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 1>and I just caught my agents and I was like, hey,

0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>there's an audition, not a weird thing. My friend Arden

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:16.280
<v Speaker 1>went out for it. Why didn't she saw the sides

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 1>spread at my place. I had her come over and

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:19.239
<v Speaker 1>read it with me. I was like, will you run

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>this with me? And she saw that, and then I

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 1>just thought I had interesting choices talk. Okay, I'm gonna

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>saying I didn't even know that you were amazing? Got

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 1>wrong right here? I wrote a shot for you. I

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.120
<v Speaker 1>know what. I loved. The song was great? Did you know? No?

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I just think I really felt yeah, but like she

0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>saw like she she wouldn't have known about it, And

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 1>I really am thankful so much. Okay, great, So I mean,

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't want to seem desperate, but I'm

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 1>thank you for telling me this, and I'm just glad

0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 1>that you came. And I'm glad, you know, I'm just

0:36:52.320 --> 0:36:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that you were available today. When you talk

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.400
<v Speaker 1>about the team kurtpop Okay, great team kirtpok. So they

0:36:56.520 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 1>may have Debbie who's hot dogging for no Danny. Danny

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>gets me wound off. Do it. You've got the platform.

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Mom's in federal prison, go dude. First of all, no

0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 1>better line delivery than my mom. She had to go

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:20.799
<v Speaker 1>to federal prison. That was as she gazed out the

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>window and it was like call coming from Federal Correctional

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 1>flies on speaker phone. She's writing her a letter. Oh

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:30.919
<v Speaker 1>my god. She had to say you're on speaker phone

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:38.439
<v Speaker 1>really quickly. So the mom didn't say like, well I

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:41.880
<v Speaker 1>loved I loved well. It started out with well I

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:45.920
<v Speaker 1>stayed with my dad's house because he provided a comfortable home. Um,

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>oh okay, is there something else? Some control moms and

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>federal prison and she okay, yes, so much to unpack

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:57.799
<v Speaker 1>with her. So she's like she has like she has

0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>a problem with being the virgin. First of all, the

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>version thing, I'm a guy, you didn't kill somebody. I

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.439
<v Speaker 1>have a lot to I actually have. I have that

0:38:06.560 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I take a very big I think that in this

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 1>culture where we're all allowed to do whatever we want,

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>with our bodies and we're allowed to choose whatever is

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>not hurtful to anyone else and is like our personal choice.

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.400
<v Speaker 1>For someone to be so directly policing his sexuality and

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:28.160
<v Speaker 1>his choices in like an outwardly emasculating way is so

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 1>dated and it's it's like, it's so gross and so weird.

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 1>And the people with signs and the fact that every

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 1>single like intro and outro is touching on it, and

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 1>like the big drama is like will he or won't he?

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Like it's so frustrating, and for these women to approach

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>him as well, and especially Demi the second that she said,

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:49.879
<v Speaker 1>I've in did a vision since I was twelve, at

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 1>such a young age, just so young. That gross, gross,

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>that's gross. That's so And then yes that cupcake cupcakes.

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you like chocolate raspberries like I'm confetti.

0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. No, I hate her, like this is

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 1>my number one choice and I'm fucking furious about it.

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:09.920
<v Speaker 1>As soon as we met in that little video, I

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, I hate her. I think she's going to

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 1>go far though, but I hate her. She might end

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>up being like I actually feel like, now, remember last

0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 1>week we decided not to have two categories. I almost

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.240
<v Speaker 1>feel like dj Agro is going to be the cray

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Cray and maybe Demi is going to be the villain,

0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 1>might be the villain. I'm really just proud that we

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:34.280
<v Speaker 1>all picked the d j Agro was gonna be except

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:38.840
<v Speaker 1>for except for somebody to pick, and somebody picked the

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 1>one with the cop car. Oh yeah, a cop car?

0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Can I read a tweet Laurie sent me last night

0:39:46.120 --> 0:39:48.480
<v Speaker 1>because I tweeted who is Demi's mom and why is

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 1>she in jail for a bezzlment or something like that?

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 1>And Lauria responded. Her mom was released from federal prison

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:58.239
<v Speaker 1>on November after serving time for conspiracy to commit bank front.

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Tina was sentenced to eighteen on set fmc cars well

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Prison in Texas seventeen, but she ended up spending her

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.280
<v Speaker 1>last six months and a halfway house in San Antonio.

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:12.080
<v Speaker 1>She said that she lived with her dad because he

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>was the one to be able to provide a stable home,

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 1>but her mom had to go to federal prison for

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 1>six months essentially before six months at a halfway off.

0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Apparently she's been in it. I looked up a lot. Okay, okay,

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:26.560
<v Speaker 1>she apparently, and this time she wasn't in there for embezzlement.

0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 1>She was there for commit to conspiracy to commit bank fraud.

0:40:29.880 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 1>So apparently she went a couple of years back for

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 1>embezzlement A lot when you take people's money basically and

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:41.000
<v Speaker 1>like kind of like steal it and like launder it.

0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean like if I say to you, like, hey,

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm building this thing. I mean right, so if I said, like,

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you can tweet at me if I'm

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 1>incorrect on this. I don't embezzle. Often your nails are

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 1>on point side, thank you. So if you like take

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:57.239
<v Speaker 1>someone's money and then you put it, you would like

0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:00.399
<v Speaker 1>basically invested in something that's like not real, and then

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:02.319
<v Speaker 1>that money just somehow finds a way to your bank

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:06.560
<v Speaker 1>account or like accounting that comes to you. With bamboozling,

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:12.319
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of it's a like al yeah, now

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:17.920
<v Speaker 1>you speak yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of snake Okay.

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 1>So then we have yeah, try all the copcakes. Um,

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 1>then we have oh, Kendall and CNN got wheeled out

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>for a while. We had I love um, I love Cianne.

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:32.200
<v Speaker 1>You know that. I stay love Sane. I just she

0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>was she's classy. Um, I love there was a woman

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>behind Chris all night that was smashed. There was I

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:43.919
<v Speaker 1>fucking herself in the mona. Yes, two times I kept

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:47.399
<v Speaker 1>she moved her. Yeah she's back. She kind of felt

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 1>like d j Agro had slipped into the audience. It

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:53.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, I fucking yourself. She like ticked, she hammered,

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and she was I was like, who are you? And

0:41:57.160 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 1>she had idea what was going on in the actual show.

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 1>She didn't care. She just couldn't stop, like she was

0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 1>drunk with her own. She had like a leather jacket on.

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 1>She had like fresh injections, and she was like, fuck, yeah,

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:11.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm at the fun I'm gonna go see the goose,

0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:15.399
<v Speaker 1>see my lips float. Okay. So then we have um

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Colton shot finally that we haven't even started yet. We're

0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:22.439
<v Speaker 1>not even at the fucking mansion. Culted showering with bad

0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 1>boy music. How many times we have to watch him shower?

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:29.319
<v Speaker 1>Three times? So many of him shower with water on

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:33.879
<v Speaker 1>him showering, and we found out which by the way,

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be weird, and he seems like

0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 1>an incredible like great, great, there is someone for you

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm rooting for him too. Um, I have

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>to nothing about any shot of his body was like, yeah,

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I know. I was just like, he has a body

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 1>that's he's just like football. Yeah, he was football hot.

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at his body. I was just looking

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:57.879
<v Speaker 1>at his body, and it was it was like, Wow,

0:42:57.920 --> 0:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anybody that's built like that like that.

0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, he got into extreme shape just for this,

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I think. I mean, I'm sure, but it was interesting

0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 1>when you learned, and it made me have come for

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:11.720
<v Speaker 1>her when I was all armed, and then there's the trunk.

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:14.799
<v Speaker 1>And then when I learned he's like full football. And

0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:18.919
<v Speaker 1>when I learned, it made me have compassion for his insecurity.

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:22.359
<v Speaker 1>When I learned that he was an overweek kid, it

0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:24.800
<v Speaker 1>explains a lot. He was. He was he's ready to

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 1>lose his virginity. He was ready to lose his virginity

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.759
<v Speaker 1>to beccap Um and Chris and Colton. He's like to

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:33.360
<v Speaker 1>those people saying that I'm not ready about my virginity.

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.520
<v Speaker 1>And then Chris said to him, which I thought was mean, yeah,

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.840
<v Speaker 1>people are saying he's not a man. What the fun Chris?

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:41.400
<v Speaker 1>I wish that Coulson in that moment was like, no

0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 1>one said that, man. I thought that too. I thought, hey, man,

0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.239
<v Speaker 1>it's what they're not saying, is that everyone's saying he's gay.

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're all thinking yet, but that's what that

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>conversation kind of was right that it was with the

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>narrative as like you're not serious about this, You've just

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 1>never dated and now you want to date for the

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 1>first time, which is why he made it very clear

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>that he's had like five girlfriends whatever He's like this

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 1>is six times. The people that like whatever, like like

0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I did it just hasn't been right or like even

0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 1>people being like, oh who was it the crying girl

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.399
<v Speaker 1>Ashley I Ashley, I UM just being like talking about

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 1>like oh yeah, Like my partners were also sensitive about

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:25.439
<v Speaker 1>it and whatever it affected them. I think like they've

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 1>tried to be like he's had relationships and now he's

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>serious for real, really ship because he's young, and because

0:44:30.400 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>he's like so you know, has like played in the NFL,

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:38.120
<v Speaker 1>but also so immagi so young and done it. I

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 1>think there. I think I just took it as that

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I took it, which he's not real when is your

0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 1>everyone's overall take with how he did last night in

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 1>terms of, like, you know, schmoozing with the women. I

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:52.640
<v Speaker 1>thought he was sweet, not really wondering if he's attracted

0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 1>to women. Well, I mean, I know, honestly a bachelor,

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:02.720
<v Speaker 1>how is he doing? Because like, for me, my only problem,

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, the one the basket case DJ back and

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:09.239
<v Speaker 1>interrupting at a certain point, he should have been like, hey,

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:11.239
<v Speaker 1>you should give us a minute, Like I feel like

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.879
<v Speaker 1>he was lacking that. Yeah, control that Like that's that's

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 1>what I mean by like experience, that is to immed

0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the only experience that he clearly doesn't have that he

0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 1>really means. I feel like it's hard for a lot

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.480
<v Speaker 1>of them to do that though say no. And also

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:25.319
<v Speaker 1>I feel like the producers are like, you have to

0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 1>see us. But he actually he did seem okay, Like

0:45:27.960 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he kissed three girls and he was like like,

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean like he was certain the girls he was

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 1>really good like Hannah ge Cassie he likes, he likes Cassie. Yeah.

0:45:40.640 --> 0:45:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I want to do an imitation of his hand holding

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:46.879
<v Speaker 1>as he's talking to people, though he would hold just finger.

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Now I noticed his hands on people's knees like like

0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:57.360
<v Speaker 1>because that he doesn't want to touch. I'm not sure.

0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:01.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm still not sure. Last night he felt straighter. Yeah,

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 1>he did feel sick. I never I didn't really think

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 1>about the gay thing last night. I did because I

0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 1>can't help it. I thought about it as like he

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 1>seems straighter last night. I suggressively nervous. Yeah, it felt

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:17.799
<v Speaker 1>to me like it was the first time that he

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:21.880
<v Speaker 1>saw pretty girls, Like like he was just like I

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>could do this, yes, like ear just how I would

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:32.319
<v Speaker 1>feel me too, guaranteed walk into that situation. I get nerve,

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean truly, I get anxiety for everything, so like

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:39.359
<v Speaker 1>like I would for sure be freaking the funk out

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>and learning that and seeing pictures and saying like, oh

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 1>he he did if he was like a slightly chubby kid,

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and like, you know, adolescence can be mean or whatever,

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Like maybe this kid really we all I think fundamentally

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:54.920
<v Speaker 1>are wiring. Is sort of who we were when we

0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:58.960
<v Speaker 1>were like eleven or twelve, and so maybe he really

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 1>just can't believe, like and lax the skill I'm trying to.

0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be so cynical that I can't root.

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:12.160
<v Speaker 1>But he does seem a little thirsty for TV, like

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a journey, right, it's a journey. Side note?

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Are we all gonna watch Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club? What

0:47:18.440 --> 0:47:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is this? I'm bad? We gonna watch that? Patreon?

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:24.840
<v Speaker 1>We got to do that as a bonusty when and where.

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to invest my money in in her

0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 1>something I got to watch that. We've got to watch

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I saw her in real life. Tell me a few

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:37.960
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. Can we go? I'd love to go? Oh

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:49.040
<v Speaker 1>my god, let my bare you ready? I would go?

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I real go go, I'll go. Would you go? I

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 1>want what I have to be in drag? Or can

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I just just you with the feather pink bow was

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 1>We're all gonna wear a lot of shimmery has draw

0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 1>shaped like dicks. Room, I'm going, I'm there, I'm going.

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I need a fucking vacation. That sounds great? Okay? Side note? Okay,

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:22.719
<v Speaker 1>so um um. Then we learned he's not waiting for

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:25.120
<v Speaker 1>a ring, he's not waiting for marriage, and then they

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 1>talked about he's not sure if he believes in love

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 1>at first sight. Then we had a tour of all

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 1>the babies that have been born on the Bachelor. I

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:35.680
<v Speaker 1>will say Carly and Evans babies really fucking cute? Are

0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 1>those the two older ones? You know? Those are the

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 1>those Carly baby? Oh yes, um okay, pretty cute. I

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>will say the kids are pretty cute. I like the

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:51.919
<v Speaker 1>one boys like I thought they met him. College so good,

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 1>so good, And I was like, nobody on this show

0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:59.800
<v Speaker 1>went to college. College college when you can get Instagram

0:48:59.840 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 1>fun literally, oh my god, oh my god, no sucking

0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>dragged me through the and are you career You've got

0:49:09.920 --> 0:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>a career hunt? That's true. My college was useless. I

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 1>would it was useless. I was so traded in my

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 1>college degree for the money that I expent on the tuition. Yeah,

0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I wish you guys could see. I majored in Techno

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 1>cultural Studies. I wish you could see the classes I took.

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I literally took a test on that video of Arnold

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Swartzenegger talking about how working out makes him feel like

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:30.800
<v Speaker 1>coming if you really don't need call. I was in

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>such an experimental bullshit major, I think, but I feel

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:39.240
<v Speaker 1>like going to I feel like going. I would actually

0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 1>would rather go to college now than when nobody just

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I was seventeen when I went to it's useless, Like

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I just realized it was about to say, didn't you

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>go to college? But then I just realized I saw

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.719
<v Speaker 1>a movie with you in college. Did you go to

0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 1>that college? Guys got the same school I met at

0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 1>some point of time. You go to do like the

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:02.799
<v Speaker 1>he must no, no, no no, you guys graduating class. It

0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>was my Rudolph was there and there you were there.

0:50:06.560 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>You're one of the smartest people I know. You don't

0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 1>need college. Will You could do the the Natalie Portman

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Harvard thing. Sometimes we have two coworkers on Insatiable Too,

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:23.279
<v Speaker 1>foxy beautiful women, both of whom are Harvard grads, and

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I've had a lot of conversation about it with them. Kay,

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you should do it, And I'm like, I would love

0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 1>to do it, but it would need to be the

0:50:29.800 --> 0:50:31.440
<v Speaker 1>only thing I do, and I do it hard, like

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I run in that direction. Becca from last season's in

0:50:33.960 --> 0:50:39.960
<v Speaker 1>College prag Becca is in college right now? Uh wait? No?

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah in college? Yeah? Yeah, Becca, Yeah. I want

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:51.359
<v Speaker 1>to say I feel like you, I picked your you.

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.880
<v Speaker 1>You would you would nail college. I feel like you

0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:58.759
<v Speaker 1>would nail any any higher any higher learning. Because I

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 1>went to so many schools growing up. I never had

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 1>like one linear education. It was just kind of like

0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:05.000
<v Speaker 1>a bunch about Europe and then about here and like

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>doing a bunch of and like homeschool or whatever. So

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:08.920
<v Speaker 1>there's so much that I haven't learned, and there's so

0:51:09.000 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 1>much that I've learned twice, and my parents had me

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 1>tested and I have like a borderline genius i Q.

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 1>So then I was just like, I don't need to

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:17.600
<v Speaker 1>do this, So you was kind of like a dick

0:51:17.640 --> 0:51:19.840
<v Speaker 1>about it. Like I was like doing bits in class

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 1>because I was in like accelerated classes some of them,

0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:24.680
<v Speaker 1>and then would like be the teacher's aid. So I

0:51:24.719 --> 0:51:26.400
<v Speaker 1>would just be like as much of a dick as

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:27.880
<v Speaker 1>possible because I was like friends with them because I

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 1>read their papers, so I'd be like, please don't get

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>me in trouble. And then when I couldn't do it anymore,

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 1>and like the experience wasn't part of it. The learning

0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I liked, and then I was just like one might

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:39.760
<v Speaker 1>as well as in a podcast, Well I'll learn anything.

0:51:39.800 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who's I don't furnished, a really

0:51:42.719 --> 0:51:45.000
<v Speaker 1>dyslexic and he watches like a documentary a day and

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 1>he knows more than anybody I know that that he knows.

0:51:48.680 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Every day he watches a document and you do learn

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:52.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot. He knows, honestly, more than anybody I know

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 1>that went to any fancy school. Yeah, I can't tell

0:51:55.160 --> 0:51:56.960
<v Speaker 1>you a funny story. We just had John early on

0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that Couples Therapy story about how like a friend of

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 1>his one to Brown with Emma Watson and apparently everyone

0:52:03.280 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 1>because they were just trying to treat her like she's

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:06.879
<v Speaker 1>any normal person. And I'll be like Emma Watson, they

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 1>like basically just ignored her, so she had no friends.

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>And then she she was like auditioning for school plays

0:52:12.920 --> 0:52:16.760
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's like like, I mean she was like getting

0:52:16.880 --> 0:52:20.319
<v Speaker 1>enough getting because it was still like that thing where

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:22.600
<v Speaker 1>you're like people didn't know how to bet too much.

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 1>You've done too much, so people are just trying to

0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:26.600
<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, we're not going to make a big

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:28.440
<v Speaker 1>deal about you. But then it turned out there just

0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 1>being like I read her from seven she did it.

0:52:31.239 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I just you turning into a fancy director, and like

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:35.759
<v Speaker 1>maybe just reading the books you want to know and

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that that's you don't need, just go straight to you

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:40.400
<v Speaker 1>don't need the paper, you don't need that paper. I

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:47.520
<v Speaker 1>think he was read you're so smart and no associates,

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:51.560
<v Speaker 1>no bachelor straight for the master. He is the final two.

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:56.120
<v Speaker 1>You can become a surgeon. Okay, So then we're Alexis

0:52:56.160 --> 0:52:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Caught the Shark. Okay, oh my god, So here we go.

0:52:59.080 --> 0:53:01.920
<v Speaker 1>It just kept going, oh my god. So then finally

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:05.600
<v Speaker 1>we're Westlake Village. We're just now getting to the fucking limos.

0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:08.799
<v Speaker 1>What did you guys think of all the sequence? It

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>was because I was like, are there a lot of

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>pageant girls this year? There must be, because there's a

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of pageant dresses, So a sequence. I think it's

0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:19.359
<v Speaker 1>just in style, right are they? Are they? I don't know.

0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I also don't know. I think it's I think people

0:53:21.760 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 1>are just like glamorous. They just want glamor stand like

0:53:27.560 --> 0:53:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Opening Night impression. They want glamour red and glitter is

0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:34.759
<v Speaker 1>cool and all, but man, it's annoying. It gets all

0:53:34.760 --> 0:53:39.759
<v Speaker 1>over everything, everything forever. That when the one woman hugged him,

0:53:39.800 --> 0:53:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh no, and he did. He had

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:43.480
<v Speaker 1>glitter on his back. I saw it. He actually was

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 1>glitter on. And I've been that dip ship. Clearly I'm

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:50.960
<v Speaker 1>susceptible to glitter. Your bag is cute, Okay, so so

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:54.920
<v Speaker 1>then we have um. There was just so many it's

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 1>too born to even Cassie. She brought her box of butterflies.

0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:03.760
<v Speaker 1>He kept her butterfly. That was that was cute. She um, somebody,

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:06.919
<v Speaker 1>oh the one, you're number one, then you're number one

0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:10.480
<v Speaker 1>with the mom in prison said he's big. He's huge.

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:12.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like a huge Teddy bear and I'm a little

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:14.920
<v Speaker 1>tiny baby. There was something fun up about that. That's

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:19.359
<v Speaker 1>how I hated her dress. Oh the yellow one, Yeah,

0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it was she goes banana yellow and who the fun

0:54:22.760 --> 0:54:27.239
<v Speaker 1>says that? Compariti banana are dude, Everything that she says

0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:31.319
<v Speaker 1>is porny. Yeah, banana yellow. Like he was like, oh yeah,

0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I like dogs and she was like I have a

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:39.359
<v Speaker 1>kiddy cat. Yeah yeah, she's kidding. Puss, that cheaty cat,

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:42.160
<v Speaker 1>big old puss. Every kid about her was like pussy

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:46.840
<v Speaker 1>pussy kid, really trashy. Yeah, he felt terrified. I feel

0:54:46.840 --> 0:54:49.440
<v Speaker 1>like every woman that was like, so are you a

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:52.200
<v Speaker 1>virgin or I'm gonna pup your any woman that did

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 1>the V card, which is going to be out like

0:54:54.280 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 1>it's too much like you said, yeah, it's a shaming him.

0:54:57.719 --> 0:55:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It's I don't like it. I hope you don't think

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I was making fun of your college degree with all

0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 1>people in the Bachelor, I want you to know I never,

0:55:04.920 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I would never, I would Hey, I've never been offended

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 1>by anything in my life. Also, um, I want you

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to know that, friend, I am mad that you got

0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 1>that part on the show though last night listen, I

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 1>got that while you were in college. You were a

0:55:19.800 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 1>college I was going for the real game patient number one. Okay,

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 1>So for a second, I was very excited about the

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>sloth when she first came out the first reveal with

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the clause. At first, before she spoke the clause, I

0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:38.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, ship, here we go. And then I

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to kill her when painful she committed too hard. Honestly,

0:55:42.800 --> 0:55:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I was laughing so hysterically of just the absurdity of

0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:49.839
<v Speaker 1>how long it took committed. This bitch is not going far.

0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>But this is hilariously what I loved as a Rhode Islander.

0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:55.840
<v Speaker 1>When she finally spoke that she had like a massagesists accent,

0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I loved it. I loved my job. I love the car,

0:55:59.719 --> 0:56:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I love Yeah, I like the pall likes like going

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:05.840
<v Speaker 1>to Cape Cod on the weekend, like a beach and

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 1>cut your fucking key your car. He chame, what do

0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:11.120
<v Speaker 1>you think you better than me? That's my fucking cousin.

0:56:11.200 --> 0:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Hunt's your mother. Get out of here. You can't sunk

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 1>with me, that's my cousin. What's you know? What's your deal?

0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Your fucking version of whatever? Much about you? Sometimes I

0:56:20.760 --> 0:56:22.680
<v Speaker 1>do white tea whatever. I got hammer on the weekends,

0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:24.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of a lot of boots crows. I funked a

0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>guy once. I had one, Like, but what I was

0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:31.479
<v Speaker 1>so cold? My sister's got colmenia. I'm fifteen dollars and dead,

0:56:31.560 --> 0:56:38.600
<v Speaker 1>and my my Vika score is one thirty one. Horrible.

0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 1>She was like she said, she loved a thousand different things.

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:50.360
<v Speaker 1>She was hammeled. She was a full ship based So

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the fun? You're the fucking bachelor?

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Looking at you, a Mrs Bachelor. She didn't talk about

0:56:55.000 --> 0:56:57.040
<v Speaker 1>it to me. I got free wine here? What is

0:56:57.040 --> 0:56:58.560
<v Speaker 1>this food? Freak? Can I take some of that? My

0:56:58.560 --> 0:57:02.640
<v Speaker 1>cousin's DJ She did say, nice to meet you, dude.

0:57:04.040 --> 0:57:10.799
<v Speaker 1>I like that. The whole thing is by everything that

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:13.799
<v Speaker 1>she freaking put us through, Like by that point when

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:16.080
<v Speaker 1>she took that off, she had to be like everyone

0:57:16.120 --> 0:57:18.240
<v Speaker 1>was like watching a Fox watching Fox. She was gorgeous

0:57:18.240 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 1>and she had like a sexy dress. She's adorable, and

0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 1>she was like fully like delivered in that way. And

0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, her personality is gonna be like awesome,

0:57:25.120 --> 0:57:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Like she's like, yeah, she's gonna be ground with it

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 1>or she just clearly doesn't understand when to be done

0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:33.959
<v Speaker 1>with it. And and she did a full one EIGHTI

0:57:34.080 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 1>was talking so fast, was talking so much. Yes, she

0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't know how to and there was still like tripping.

0:57:38.960 --> 0:57:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like still on her feet like that. She

0:57:41.240 --> 0:57:43.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't get fully out of the costume. It was equivalent

0:57:43.960 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 1>of like I'm wanna fuck, you know, take on my

0:57:46.240 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 1>pantiose and I can't quite get out of the feet.

0:57:50.240 --> 0:57:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she had to bring like what alexis

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 1>brought out of the sharks. Like she was cool, she

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:58.720
<v Speaker 1>was fun, she was hilarious. My thing about about her

0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 1>what's her name, Alex, Alex Alex, is that I realized

0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:06.560
<v Speaker 1>halfway through the bit that she was Alex. That I

0:58:06.640 --> 0:58:09.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, where's the one that I picked third? Because

0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 1>she seemed to her picture she she's so cute, and

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, she's gonna be the underdog. I

0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, where's that girl? Oh god, that's the slab

0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 1>because as I wrote slow chicken and David as the chicken,

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 1>yeah that happened. I was just like, ah, that was painful.

0:58:26.800 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 1>But even then he like started talking and was still

0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:31.440
<v Speaker 1>wearing it. So then when the slow thing happened, I

0:58:31.480 --> 0:58:32.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, is this going to be a painful as

0:58:32.640 --> 0:58:34.360
<v Speaker 1>a chicken? And it was five times worse and then

0:58:34.400 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 1>until chicken fell on his face and broke his face.

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:42.280
<v Speaker 1>That was crazy. Okay, So then we have sequence um

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the competition that we had the friend of mees. They

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:47.959
<v Speaker 1>all lived together at the Miss USA Octo Mom came

0:58:48.360 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Tracy and her cop car. She's the fashion police. She's

0:58:51.840 --> 0:58:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the oldest one, she's thirty one. I feel like, if

0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:58.080
<v Speaker 1>you get a pull pulling in a cop car, you

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:01.520
<v Speaker 1>should you should be a cop, you should be cop special.

0:59:01.560 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 1>In Australia, there was a crop and were allowed to

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 1>do that. By the way, are we just allowed? Isn't

0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.320
<v Speaker 1>that like in personating police officer, Like you're allowed to

0:59:07.360 --> 0:59:09.760
<v Speaker 1>drive a cop hart with the cyrouns on. I don't know,

0:59:10.120 --> 0:59:12.160
<v Speaker 1>like where did they get that? She was a wardrobe style.

0:59:12.480 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 1>She had a prop fan. Everybody like, where did the

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:18.840
<v Speaker 1>woman who had like made a little like fair pony

0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:21.080
<v Speaker 1>rides and made him the pony? Where did she get

0:59:21.120 --> 0:59:24.240
<v Speaker 1>those props? He was the face on the face. Oh

0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:26.040
<v Speaker 1>the the props. Oh no, no, no, no, no no no.

0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking of like the Cinderella the carriage, right, yeah,

0:59:29.200 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>the props where you're the pony. Because production helps you

0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:35.320
<v Speaker 1>the production. It's almost unfair. All right, let's talk about

0:59:35.360 --> 0:59:37.600
<v Speaker 1>some of those little dates. So we had the dancing

0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:41.320
<v Speaker 1>who was a dancing lesson to a string quartet. If

0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 1>you're like a former NBA dancer and you're like, quit

0:59:44.800 --> 0:59:46.960
<v Speaker 1>your job, you like, I quit my job to be here,

0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna teach you how to dance. Nothing's more fun

0:59:49.560 --> 0:59:52.920
<v Speaker 1>than learning how to dance to a violin. I know

0:59:53.640 --> 0:59:55.200
<v Speaker 1>she was trying to take it easy on him because

0:59:55.240 --> 0:59:59.880
<v Speaker 1>he teaching him the walls. Yeah, he's like, I'm actually pretty.

1:00:00.240 --> 1:00:03.800
<v Speaker 1>She's never had a boyfriend, Really, that dancer? How keep

1:00:03.800 --> 1:00:06.160
<v Speaker 1>an NBA dancer and never have a boyfriend because you're

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:08.640
<v Speaker 1>committed to the dance. I'm committed to the dance and

1:00:08.720 --> 1:00:12.840
<v Speaker 1>also to my new my new music career. It's amazing

1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:17.240
<v Speaker 1>excited that I was okay. So then we have when

1:00:17.240 --> 1:00:19.680
<v Speaker 1>she gave him the cuffs and he goes, I'm going

1:00:19.720 --> 1:00:22.320
<v Speaker 1>to save these for the fantasy suits, and I thought, no,

1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:30.680
<v Speaker 1>you're not. You're not an adventurous sex. Nothing is really

1:00:30.800 --> 1:00:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, this is my first time. But can I

1:00:33.360 --> 1:00:37.600
<v Speaker 1>coff you? Yeah? Yeah, He's like, it's and that thing

1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:39.640
<v Speaker 1>where he was like, because it can be my first time.

1:00:39.680 --> 1:00:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be special and tender and what did

1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:44.080
<v Speaker 1>you see that? That was like in the maybe the

1:00:44.080 --> 1:00:48.840
<v Speaker 1>sneat preview. But then like simultaneously, same messaging, I'm giving

1:00:48.840 --> 1:00:51.280
<v Speaker 1>these handcuffs, you're not going to utilize that. I can't

1:00:51.280 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 1>even get this open or nowhere to put them. Then

1:00:58.720 --> 1:01:02.120
<v Speaker 1>we have Brie with her fake Australian accent. I loved it.

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I love it because that's a new It's rare in

1:01:05.560 --> 1:01:09.520
<v Speaker 1>reality TV to be a new kind of dipshit. I

1:01:09.640 --> 1:01:11.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, and she in mine. Now I don't have

1:01:11.480 --> 1:01:14.720
<v Speaker 1>a very good I'm terrible. You can do Australian accents?

1:01:14.760 --> 1:01:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I believe right. How was hers? Yeah, it was fine.

1:01:19.360 --> 1:01:21.720
<v Speaker 1>It was like, um, it was good. It was good.

1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:23.560
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like probably a hard one and a

1:01:23.560 --> 1:01:25.680
<v Speaker 1>lot of people go into like Irish or English, but

1:01:25.680 --> 1:01:28.320
<v Speaker 1>then some people like vice versa, so I like liked it.

1:01:28.360 --> 1:01:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I was listening for it. Once I knew it was

1:01:30.320 --> 1:01:31.840
<v Speaker 1>a gimmick, I was like, is she going to give

1:01:31.840 --> 1:01:34.360
<v Speaker 1>it away? I liked that she did. I just thought,

1:01:35.120 --> 1:01:39.320
<v Speaker 1>if she's here for the Instagram followers, and which is

1:01:39.320 --> 1:01:42.880
<v Speaker 1>what she clearly is, like, at least you stand out

1:01:42.880 --> 1:01:45.600
<v Speaker 1>because everybody's there for the Instagram followers. So like like,

1:01:45.800 --> 1:01:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I thought, well, Donna, and she was very cute and

1:01:48.120 --> 1:01:50.520
<v Speaker 1>made her seem and when he said where are you

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:52.720
<v Speaker 1>from and she said, oh the accent, it's Australia, she

1:01:52.720 --> 1:01:55.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't why Technically she's a loophole queen, which I like

1:01:55.840 --> 1:01:58.760
<v Speaker 1>because she's crafty and she probably practiced those three sentences

1:01:58.760 --> 1:02:01.480
<v Speaker 1>in an Australian accent all week. So I'm like, you

1:02:01.520 --> 1:02:04.040
<v Speaker 1>know what, Yeah, well executed. She didn't didn't blow it out.

1:02:04.120 --> 1:02:06.640
<v Speaker 1>She did a very subtle It wasn't out of control,

1:02:06.680 --> 1:02:11.080
<v Speaker 1>so it's believable. Good Die put it simp of mind.

1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Baddya ba Hannahna And who's Australian said to keep your

1:02:22.000 --> 1:02:25.600
<v Speaker 1>mouth very small because Americans would talk with wide Australians

1:02:25.640 --> 1:02:28.240
<v Speaker 1>tolk lock this. They keep the math a little small. Oh,

1:02:28.680 --> 1:02:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I know, I spent all holiday break with my best

1:02:30.840 --> 1:02:34.720
<v Speaker 1>friend's husband, who was Australian. Spike to my eye. Okay,

1:02:34.800 --> 1:02:37.720
<v Speaker 1>I like that. You were gone for a long time.

1:02:37.920 --> 1:02:41.240
<v Speaker 1>You were on a journey around the world. I love journey.

1:02:41.680 --> 1:02:44.120
<v Speaker 1>You were on your love journey and you got the ring.

1:02:44.920 --> 1:02:47.680
<v Speaker 1>It ended right, you got the ring. Yeah, I went

1:02:47.720 --> 1:02:50.000
<v Speaker 1>to We went to Australia all around with your bro

1:02:50.280 --> 1:02:52.880
<v Speaker 1>and yeah it was my dude, that's so sweet. My brother,

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<v Speaker 1>he came, my fiance, flew out, my brother and sister

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<v Speaker 1>in law. Um, we need Chris Wison to do the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Chris ed Lindsay Lohan's resorts in that

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison montage. It was shocking to me. We were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what he marries them too? Like I did? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really know that either watched the show. Does

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<v Speaker 1>your guy watch the show? He watched her before I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he want to come do this with you? Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it would be hilarious, Please come, please come. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be so fascinated to hear his take see who

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<v Speaker 1>he likes? Okay, yeah, um, so don't we have Hannah

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah with my The content creator gold dress. She got

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<v Speaker 1>the first impression Rose Content. We liked her. She's adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>We liked her and continued liking her more. I liked

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<v Speaker 1>the Chiron popped up content creator and we were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Like I liked her more than I liked

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<v Speaker 1>her more than I thought I would because of her bio. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's um. She's sincere that Katie pulled up her content

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<v Speaker 1>and she's so cute. Yeah, his content creator. It does

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<v Speaker 1>she then make that for other companies or that? See

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<v Speaker 1>she does? I think she has like an iPhone and

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<v Speaker 1>she's cute, and she knows how to like a photographer

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<v Speaker 1>and model for her burgeoning social media business, planning the

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<v Speaker 1>photo shoots for her next post. Enjoys being a foodie,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she's she's she takes self face like she's

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<v Speaker 1>her own photographer with her both the photographer and the

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<v Speaker 1>model for her burgeoning social media business. Is my new Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like having her a self timer like she I

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<v Speaker 1>think she has followers. She does because she's she got

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<v Speaker 1>that first impression road, I mean, look how cute she is.

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<v Speaker 1>But so she was really a lifestyle blogger. She's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be like Raven she's gonna have Grace Swade. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>she's got thirst place to know it. I bet she

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<v Speaker 1>already sells a fab fit fund. Oh yeah, for sure

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<v Speaker 1>she does. And she believe that she no way, she's

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<v Speaker 1>the photographer already. Yeah, I mean, look, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's really cute and being when she wins, and

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<v Speaker 1>she'll get so many more, she'll get so any more. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. So then we have um d j

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<v Speaker 1>Aggros shows up and she brings her fucking dog and

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<v Speaker 1>she gives cold the dog. Katie, go, Katie, Katie, what

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<v Speaker 1>the who does that? First of all? And she's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best way for you to get to

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<v Speaker 1>know me. And then she just gives someone, here's my

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<v Speaker 1>dog for this entire journey, she said, I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure he's not gonna actually have the dog. Also, she's

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight years she likes forty eight, and her lips

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<v Speaker 1>are literally going to just like float off of her body. Minimum.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know two faces ago what she looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know three faces ago, two ago still unrecognized.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean truly, like, how old did she claim to be?

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<v Speaker 1>She says, she's twenty six? You guys, you are you

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<v Speaker 1>both twenty five? Is that correct? Yes? I am? How

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<v Speaker 1>old are you? You're so all good? I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>I hang out with You're so fucking old. She's she

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<v Speaker 1>She's no, she's in her forties. There's no way. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she could maybe be late thirties if she like, smoked

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and got a lot of work. But she

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<v Speaker 1>just looks like work done. She's shooting that. She's aiming

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<v Speaker 1>to be Kurrine. She wants to be Correnn. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's forty eight, so it's gonna be really hard to

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<v Speaker 1>be Courrine when you're forty eight years she um the

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<v Speaker 1>good news if she ever ever falls into body water,

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<v Speaker 1>she will never drown because those lips are gonna keep

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, And then also did the dog like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who does that? Can you imagine that this

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<v Speaker 1>is my baby here? Trink it? I mean literally, like

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<v Speaker 1>I would vote around that. I don't want people even

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<v Speaker 1>looking at Scout. She could you do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>play Scout song? Scout as a song? Maybe? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is for Katie's dog, Scotten. Bonnie. We love you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. We appreciate that you've learned all about the

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<v Speaker 1>best lark and nonsense stuff. But unfortunately we don't know

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<v Speaker 1>my house now and I have three carasy cats. I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to have you here, but my cash went

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<v Speaker 1>run away. I love you, Scout and Bonnie Scout, Bonnie

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<v Speaker 1>Scotten Bunny. Will you accept my rose? That's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be my first single. That that's my first single. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my first thing. You can tell how much time you

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<v Speaker 1>took putting the rhymes together. Do you want to dance to?

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<v Speaker 1>That is your first dance and I'm dancing that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll walter to that right now. Your first your weddings,

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<v Speaker 1>Like dad, I have an idea for our other daughters. That. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said a lot of That's what I did my

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<v Speaker 1>whole vacation. I wrote all those out. Yeah, just tapping

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I love Scot out of body. I love

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<v Speaker 1>Will you accept this rose? This happened? We we there's more,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more things in my sleep. We've been busy. Just

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<v Speaker 1>say a couple of things really quick, please please, all right, Nina,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at Erica. Yeah, there's a couple of people

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<v Speaker 1>here that I just do not recognize. Never seen him before,

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<v Speaker 1>and watch the whole episode. Never seen before them. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't remember her either. Na oh yes, bombs and buffalos

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<v Speaker 1>and bombs. He was cute. But okay, wait, then we

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<v Speaker 1>have I was. I felt worried seeing Courtney and Lily

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<v Speaker 1>again after Winter Games. They've been in l A too long,

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<v Speaker 1>They've gotten makeovers. I wanted them just to go back

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<v Speaker 1>down under and live their lives. Just have fun. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett and back up. Garrett didn't even try. He wore

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<v Speaker 1>an old shirt. He seemed depressed. Okay, so they don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that Garrett wants I don't think Garrett wants to

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<v Speaker 1>be on TV. I don't think he knows how to

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<v Speaker 1>be on TV. I think he just smiles. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that he looks stunned. He looks not a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of death. Yeah, so then we have. Um, so

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<v Speaker 1>then he kissed. Let's talk about the three kisses. He

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<v Speaker 1>kissed the woman in the sash my number two. She's Kaitlyn.

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<v Speaker 1>He kissed his will for revision. Calin doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 1>her photo. Just want to say she does not at

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<v Speaker 1>all like a different human Number two number two. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't love Klin. Yeah, I just want to say

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<v Speaker 1>she's something about her really bothers me, Klin, Yeah, the sister.

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<v Speaker 1>The sister surprised, I'm your sister, right yeah, um um,

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<v Speaker 1>And then we have and then we have. He kissed Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I want a strong independent woman. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Christian girl, and he kissed her. I love

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<v Speaker 1>that he did. I liked that. I loved that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he really into fitness buddy, like literally yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, yeah, she's carved, She's total carved. She was

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest sol is that her? She's yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got my os. You give me wanted to have.

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<v Speaker 1>You give me like a thumble wine, a half a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 1>Get ready, I'm gonna take like a month off after that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can sucking move move. Who's the third kiss?

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<v Speaker 1>Third kiss was Hannah Hannah Buttons Hannah but knows the

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<v Speaker 1>one who got the first. I thought he only kissed

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<v Speaker 1>two people he kissed. I think he kissed one more.

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<v Speaker 1>Be kissed the other pageant when he kissed her, You're okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so now we're gonna do before you leave. Um. So

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<v Speaker 1>he cut the sloth and then he cut um, he

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<v Speaker 1>cut cut Devon, oh yeah, and then he cut the

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<v Speaker 1>new name. He cut Jane with the new name Jane,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he cut Cinderella I can't remember, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they showed the pumpkin. Oh yeah, was such

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<v Speaker 1>like it's it's like six am, right, that party go

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<v Speaker 1>all night and that was a tired produced like quick,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a pumpkin. They got the who was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like specially really smart. I'm like a person

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<v Speaker 1>and he cut like I didn't even get to before

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<v Speaker 1>you go? You help us pick the tree of the week. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>can we talk real quick about and you guys keep

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<v Speaker 1>talking after I go? But no, no, no, none of

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<v Speaker 1>the preview for what's going to happen. Yes, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean something over the wall. Does he kiss every person

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<v Speaker 1>he interacted? He did a lot of dry humping. He's

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<v Speaker 1>getting pretty horizontal with these dry hemps everybody and then

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<v Speaker 1>runs anyway. Everyone is in a bikini with their legs

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<v Speaker 1>around him. Yes, every one more than three or four

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<v Speaker 1>broads in a bikini. He's grabbing their bottoms. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of ass grab I still don't think he's a

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<v Speaker 1>good kisser. I watched it. It's like he just needs more.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Chris Harrison goes like, what the ship? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, cusses about it because I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>planned that. It feels like because he's being like Colton.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah cool. I think Chris Harrison just loves when he

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<v Speaker 1>sees that something could be drama and likes it. He

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<v Speaker 1>loves it, just goes in. Okay, how did you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about Chris watching Chris Harrison? He was teared up. Chris

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<v Speaker 1>loves Chris, Chris love, I love. I love what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not retiring. I love what I do. I loved

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<v Speaker 1>his suit. He is very good at being Chris Harrison. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are we ready tweeter the week? Song? Two to the

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<v Speaker 1>Week is a britty tweet of the week. An idiot

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<v Speaker 1>tweet of the weight first two of the week Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Paulson at our Paulson photo. He tweets, this might be

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<v Speaker 1>the first season ever. We're showing up to gain instant followers?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the right reason? Yeah? Okay, was on fire. He

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<v Speaker 1>did a few. Give a few of you can pay

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<v Speaker 1>your first Ryan Paulson. One of them will narrow it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another. Ryan Paulson saying that Colton is your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>bachelor is far more revealing of your personal character failings

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<v Speaker 1>than saying that Trump is your favorite president, absolute favorite. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's my favorite. Ryan Paulson, Becca hit the nail on

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<v Speaker 1>the head with the perfect person for Colton Garrett Um

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis Madison at ABC Madson. Clearly this season doesn't end

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<v Speaker 1>with Colton getting murdered by coyote, So is it even

1:13:34.560 --> 1:13:38.080
<v Speaker 1>worth it? Wow? And then Ryan wrote, seriously, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>shame that we already have proof of life because he

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<v Speaker 1>came out on the theater. Um, Megan Corbett back, um

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<v Speaker 1>at Meg Corbs. This premiere has more filler than every

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<v Speaker 1>contestant's lip injections put together. That's um. Let me have

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<v Speaker 1>Cheyenne Constant at TRIXI Firecracker. Oh, Chris is so going

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<v Speaker 1>to propose to himself after this video. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>a man more in love, Okay. And then we have

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<v Speaker 1>final Shanne Constant is desperately clinging to your bachelor fame

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<v Speaker 1>worth sitting in a hot tub in the parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>around the corner from Craft Services in fifty degree weather.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to get a spin off, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna narrow it down to two Shayne Constant. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is so going to propose to himself after this video.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a man so in love, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna throw a one that I didn't do. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do one that I didn't even narrow because we did

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<v Speaker 1>none of them got huge reactions, So I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>this was one the show having more filler than the

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<v Speaker 1>lift fillers and all the con doesnts collectively is okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put that one. Okay, I'll put that one in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll read that in a second. Here's another option for

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<v Speaker 1>the final three. Does anyone know which maul Demi was

1:14:54.760 --> 1:14:57.000
<v Speaker 1>shopping at when she met her boyfriend at twelve? And

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<v Speaker 1>can we confirm Roy Moore's location at the time? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>too dark? Okay, alright, alright, so we're gonna go to

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<v Speaker 1>you like it all right, So we're gonna do for

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<v Speaker 1>a final two. Oh, Chris is still going to propose

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<v Speaker 1>himself after this video. I've never seen a man so

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<v Speaker 1>in love that was at Cheyenne Constant and um, Megan

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<v Speaker 1>Corbett back. This premiere has more filler than every consistent

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<v Speaker 1>lip injections put together. Filler or Chris Harrison and love filler, filler, filler,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Megan Corbett back. Thank you, you are

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<v Speaker 1>the winner. Thank you to everybody who emailed us and

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<v Speaker 1>email us at Rose Rose Podcast at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>of us, it's on Patreon, backslash, w y a t

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<v Speaker 1>R and um, can you hand him with a madrigal again?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Yeah, let's hear the Can we hear

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<v Speaker 1>that tweet of the week again? Tweet of the weight?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's gone like Target lady accent you guys, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna see you in San Francisco on Saturday, and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone who comes to the show Saturday. My goal is

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<v Speaker 1>that you know the words to your song by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the season. Okay, alright, if you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it in between, you're gonna make a song

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<v Speaker 1>for Benmo John Oh my god, Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to make chance. Oh my god. Well, I have

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<v Speaker 1>one song that I get to improvise to, so I

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<v Speaker 1>have background music and I get to improvise. Tanna, will

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<v Speaker 1>you take a picture of all of us before Rob leaves?

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<v Speaker 1>In conclusion, Debbie, who do you think? Who do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it's gonna win? And who do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the villain besides d j agro Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like they're teeing like DEMI up

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<v Speaker 1>to be the villain right now. But there were a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of girls that got really freaked out there Klin.

1:16:47.320 --> 1:16:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't there's suthing about Klin. I don't trust um

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what it is. And I want

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<v Speaker 1>to root for her because she's a pageant girl, yes,

1:16:54.400 --> 1:16:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and them's our people now for sure. But once you've

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<v Speaker 1>been through pageant camp, you know what I want to say.

1:17:01.320 --> 1:17:06.240
<v Speaker 1>I've noticed that all that you and Aaron and Irene

1:17:06.520 --> 1:17:09.839
<v Speaker 1>can pose really well, like just in a casual picture,

1:17:10.040 --> 1:17:13.160
<v Speaker 1>like there's like you all can like just get I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you might have, you might have been able to

1:17:14.360 --> 1:17:17.320
<v Speaker 1>get it right before, but you guys all like I

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<v Speaker 1>can really put me through the ringer. He let me

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<v Speaker 1>know everything I was doing wrong. I'm sure that's what

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<v Speaker 1>happens to badges. Um Um. Who do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna win? Who do I think is gonna win? I mean,

1:17:31.439 --> 1:17:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be like someone surprising that he

1:17:34.000 --> 1:17:36.840
<v Speaker 1>warms up to. Obviously, it's looking like Hannah right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the Bachelor, it's never the first impression Rose,

1:17:39.960 --> 1:17:43.599
<v Speaker 1>un bachelorette, it's usually the first usually the bachelorette whoever

1:17:43.600 --> 1:17:48.120
<v Speaker 1>gets the first impression Rose, Oh yeah yo yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was to me, Demi, dem Demi. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>like something will hopefully happen to where he thinks he's

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<v Speaker 1>falling for Demi or to me, because she's good. She's

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<v Speaker 1>manipulative and she's good, and she's just like this little

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<v Speaker 1>freaking sex spot. She's like, he has a crush on me.

1:18:03.720 --> 1:18:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I can tell people would say that. People actually like,

1:18:06.880 --> 1:18:09.840
<v Speaker 1>keep it to yourself, he likes me. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't have the confidence. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of content. It's never occurred to me that

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<v Speaker 1>even people who are giving me very strong signs think

1:18:17.640 --> 1:18:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm cool. Like, it's never occurred to me to be

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<v Speaker 1>like I I think that might be real friends like

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<v Speaker 1>I would never within forty five seconds of like a

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<v Speaker 1>first conversation. She's bold and knows who she is and

1:18:29.280 --> 1:18:32.160
<v Speaker 1>gets what she wants and you can respect that. I

1:18:32.200 --> 1:18:33.759
<v Speaker 1>have been run by people like that, so my natural

1:18:33.760 --> 1:18:37.719
<v Speaker 1>inclination is to hate it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah,

1:18:37.760 --> 1:18:40.360
<v Speaker 1>it's like I think if she's like means beauty. There

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<v Speaker 1>was one girl and I don't know who it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but in the episode where someone was like, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty of us and we're all going to be competing,

1:18:47.320 --> 1:18:49.120
<v Speaker 1>and one girl goes but only one of us is

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<v Speaker 1>going to get the ring, and it just like got

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<v Speaker 1>a little chili, Like it's real pageant e. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make it very clear my feelings for you. I

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<v Speaker 1>want I wrote a song for you. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. I just want to give you signals about

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<v Speaker 1>how I feel in our friendship. Can we just just

1:19:16.479 --> 1:19:23.479
<v Speaker 1>somebody's engaged. She's a pista, she likes love journeys, she

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<v Speaker 1>is my friend, a former brook, she has a crush

1:19:34.640 --> 1:19:38.200
<v Speaker 1>on I think she really likes me. I think she

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<v Speaker 1>really likes She ran and friend with Debbie Ryan. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really good at I'm available for lyric writing. I'm really good.

1:19:46.600 --> 1:19:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm a really good lyricist. Oh my god, Katie witnessed

1:19:52.120 --> 1:19:57.200
<v Speaker 1>all of those recordings. It was like, that's awesome. It

1:19:57.320 --> 1:20:02.080
<v Speaker 1>was like a fever dream. Well, guys, thank you all

1:20:02.120 --> 1:20:06.760
<v Speaker 1>so much. This is I feel even more myself than

1:20:06.760 --> 1:20:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I felt off the Rage room. This is great. I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to go with you. I would like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you. Anna said that when she listened to

1:20:13.200 --> 1:20:15.519
<v Speaker 1>the podcast that there was a notable difference in the

1:20:15.600 --> 1:20:20.880
<v Speaker 1>sound of my voice calm. I sounded calm after you

1:20:20.880 --> 1:20:22.960
<v Speaker 1>would really like it? We should go. I would love to.

1:20:23.080 --> 1:20:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I put it on a list. I have this list

1:20:25.200 --> 1:20:26.960
<v Speaker 1>for people like my friends are Ohio or whoever when

1:20:27.000 --> 1:20:29.479
<v Speaker 1>they come here at this list of like thing places

1:20:29.520 --> 1:20:31.760
<v Speaker 1>that will send them. And that is one of the

1:20:31.800 --> 1:20:34.000
<v Speaker 1>like miscellaneous activities because a lot of my friends are

1:20:34.000 --> 1:20:36.640
<v Speaker 1>like sober or straight edge. That is like one of

1:20:36.680 --> 1:20:38.960
<v Speaker 1>my favorite because it's like bars and cocktails. It's fine

1:20:39.120 --> 1:20:41.040
<v Speaker 1>spiles in an l a, but like that's cool things.

1:20:41.120 --> 1:20:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, Brandon Safie, if you ever get if

1:20:44.560 --> 1:20:47.559
<v Speaker 1>he was really fun, it was fun or was it

1:20:47.640 --> 1:20:49.800
<v Speaker 1>like a scary friendship moment where you were like, oh,

1:20:49.840 --> 1:20:51.360
<v Speaker 1>I think I know you now and are you okay?

1:20:51.479 --> 1:20:53.840
<v Speaker 1>You know what it was? It was when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>him switched from the bat to the axe to attack.

1:20:57.000 --> 1:20:58.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm gonna when you actually swapped out his

1:20:59.000 --> 1:21:04.400
<v Speaker 1>weaponry to attack that kitchen and the video I couldn't

1:21:04.400 --> 1:21:06.040
<v Speaker 1>stopped lad. I didn't learn a lot about you guys

1:21:06.080 --> 1:21:09.920
<v Speaker 1>through the videos, like yeah because we started yeah, yeah,

1:21:09.920 --> 1:21:12.040
<v Speaker 1>because we said we didn't. We edited this part out

1:21:12.040 --> 1:21:13.600
<v Speaker 1>when we put it on the Patreon page. When we

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<v Speaker 1>each one, we were like this is for the back

1:21:15.840 --> 1:21:18.600
<v Speaker 1>or that, like yes, wait, but we realized, did you

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<v Speaker 1>only get twenty minutes? You only get a certain amount

1:21:20.479 --> 1:21:24.719
<v Speaker 1>of stuff, so we named like this is where were you? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was really fun. Targeting. It was fun in the beginning.

1:21:28.680 --> 1:21:30.080
<v Speaker 1>It's scary because you're like, I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a room with a bat, like hitting things, and

1:21:32.040 --> 1:21:34.519
<v Speaker 1>then you're like never had that? Yes, did you get

1:21:34.520 --> 1:21:37.760
<v Speaker 1>to do that? For the Insatiable? When did you get

1:21:37.760 --> 1:21:39.559
<v Speaker 1>to beat? What? Did you get to break? Ship? It

1:21:39.600 --> 1:21:42.200
<v Speaker 1>was like candy glass and like all of those things.

1:21:42.320 --> 1:21:44.439
<v Speaker 1>Was that fun? Yes, it was so fun. And then

1:21:44.439 --> 1:21:46.400
<v Speaker 1>these like air cannons that were like helping things kind

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<v Speaker 1>of explode. It would just feel so And I used

1:21:49.439 --> 1:21:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to do it with wine bottles. I used to like

1:21:51.680 --> 1:21:54.400
<v Speaker 1>throw and smash them against walls and I used to

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever. And of course growing up you used like

1:21:57.000 --> 1:22:00.240
<v Speaker 1>BB guns or whatever like in Texas. So I feel

1:22:00.240 --> 1:22:04.439
<v Speaker 1>as though like targeting it like being making eye contact

1:22:04.439 --> 1:22:06.040
<v Speaker 1>with it creates like a control and sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>a fear of it. I want to do it with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I really my favorite thing to break in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>We had coffee cops. We had ash trays. I liked

1:22:14.240 --> 1:22:16.800
<v Speaker 1>the shot glasses because they were small and they would

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<v Speaker 1>just explode. And what did you break them with that?

1:22:21.160 --> 1:22:23.840
<v Speaker 1>And did you come down on them or did they

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<v Speaker 1>did you hit them across? We figured it out because

1:22:26.400 --> 1:22:28.439
<v Speaker 1>it's like all on like a trash can and so

1:22:28.640 --> 1:22:30.240
<v Speaker 1>like you could either hit it against the wall or

1:22:30.320 --> 1:22:33.040
<v Speaker 1>you can hit down. I found it was more satisfying

1:22:33.080 --> 1:22:36.960
<v Speaker 1>to hit down because hitting across it doesn't break immediately

1:22:37.000 --> 1:22:38.920
<v Speaker 1>and then goes to the wall and then it breaks,

1:22:39.200 --> 1:22:44.639
<v Speaker 1>whereas if you want to kind of be like yoh fuck, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very satisfying. I felt like I felt really

1:22:49.320 --> 1:22:52.360
<v Speaker 1>excited afterwards. I felt very grounded. I'm gonna become the

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<v Speaker 1>intern there when I'm on tour, and I would like

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<v Speaker 1>that bryance off it. My torso was so long I

1:23:01.840 --> 1:23:05.600
<v Speaker 1>almost didn't fit into the jumpsuit. It was amazing. It

1:23:05.680 --> 1:23:09.040
<v Speaker 1>was like full camel to like, I fully almost didn't

1:23:09.080 --> 1:23:12.400
<v Speaker 1>fit him. Um, I unfortunately have to go Okay, we're

1:23:12.400 --> 1:23:17.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna go. Guy, um Tanna, thank you for having me

1:23:17.120 --> 1:23:20.600
<v Speaker 1>as always. Yeah, I'm so glad to see you. I

1:23:20.640 --> 1:23:23.400
<v Speaker 1>love you. Do me too. I'm gonna have to write

1:23:23.400 --> 1:23:25.040
<v Speaker 1>a song for Josh. If Josh is going to come,

1:23:25.680 --> 1:23:27.519
<v Speaker 1>I might improvise it on the spot so you can

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<v Speaker 1>see my lyrics, like just like I can freestyle like

1:23:31.000 --> 1:23:32.800
<v Speaker 1>like that. It might be like eight miles and I

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<v Speaker 1>really want to make it pretty impressive. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be like I wanted, like when you write a song

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<v Speaker 1>from my vand like I got you. Yeah, I just

1:23:42.920 --> 1:23:46.120
<v Speaker 1>want to hire you. I can audition a song. I

1:23:46.120 --> 1:23:49.920
<v Speaker 1>can audition like toment pilot song like for his song. Dude,

1:23:49.960 --> 1:23:51.479
<v Speaker 1>I have a thing that I want to show you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you happen to know their song called Jumpsuit? I

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<v Speaker 1>might if you play it for me. I might. Um,

1:23:56.880 --> 1:23:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I can play this whenever. You don't have to do this.

1:24:00.080 --> 1:24:05.040
<v Speaker 1>But my friend did this, which is an acoustic version.

1:24:05.160 --> 1:24:08.519
<v Speaker 1>Jumpsuit is like pretty intense of a song and it's

1:24:08.560 --> 1:24:12.120
<v Speaker 1>incredible and it's actually just got nominated for a Grammy

1:24:12.200 --> 1:24:19.559
<v Speaker 1>or something. But my friend did this version. Oh my

1:24:19.640 --> 1:24:22.000
<v Speaker 1>defense me so happy that I feel sooted right now.

1:24:22.080 --> 1:24:27.000
<v Speaker 1>This is actually feel really good right now. It's so funny.

1:24:27.720 --> 1:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I love your friend. It's like there's a point at

1:24:30.320 --> 1:24:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the end of the song when he screamed, but he

1:24:32.880 --> 1:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>just changes it too cute little JUMPSU. I love I

1:24:38.840 --> 1:24:42.640
<v Speaker 1>love this so much. I love your friend. Maybe we

1:24:42.680 --> 1:24:45.639
<v Speaker 1>could do a collab on an album. You guys would

1:24:45.680 --> 1:24:48.679
<v Speaker 1>be incredible, would we really would be? I'm gonna quit

1:24:48.720 --> 1:24:54.240
<v Speaker 1>at him. It's good to music. Oh my god, did

1:24:54.240 --> 1:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>he loved to Josh love it? We were howling laughing. Yeah,

1:24:57.439 --> 1:24:59.280
<v Speaker 1>because he would just do he would just change it.

1:24:59.280 --> 1:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>He would be like, I want to pant sued pants

1:25:01.880 --> 1:25:05.160
<v Speaker 1>suit covering me, pants sued to pant ude to cover me.

1:25:06.520 --> 1:25:09.680
<v Speaker 1>He just like send us that we were losing. Anyway,

1:25:10.080 --> 1:25:12.880
<v Speaker 1>it's you, It's you and dude for him. I can't

1:25:12.920 --> 1:25:16.320
<v Speaker 1>wait to meet him. Um, Josh and I got matching

1:25:16.360 --> 1:25:18.800
<v Speaker 1>tattoos in each other's hand fight, Can I see? Yeah?

1:25:19.040 --> 1:25:20.600
<v Speaker 1>And actually no one in the world knows where it is,

1:25:20.640 --> 1:25:23.040
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna show you. Okay, we want to tell anybody.

1:25:24.120 --> 1:25:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh what does it say? Oh? Yeah, he's the right

1:25:30.320 --> 1:25:33.880
<v Speaker 1>guy for you. It's and I was like, I gotta

1:25:33.920 --> 1:25:36.960
<v Speaker 1>get yeah, I gotta get at her, Um, can I

1:25:36.960 --> 1:25:39.479
<v Speaker 1>try in your turb him Um, Debbie, I love you.

1:25:39.560 --> 1:25:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I love you, Katie, I love you. Yeah, I love you.

1:25:42.760 --> 1:25:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to go to mick a Nose Lindsay

1:25:46.080 --> 1:25:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Lands beacha. If we went for like three nights or

1:25:48.960 --> 1:25:53.720
<v Speaker 1>four nights, that wouldn't that would be easy? Four nights,

1:25:55.360 --> 1:25:58.800
<v Speaker 1>four four nights because like playing, you'll be you'll have

1:25:58.840 --> 1:26:03.040
<v Speaker 1>like two solid good feels, like the sense of time

1:26:03.040 --> 1:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>and making those regardless. Yeah, there's no jet lag because

1:26:06.479 --> 1:26:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't think things start until ten pm. Like we're fine.

1:26:10.040 --> 1:26:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm thinking, oh my god, oh my god,

1:26:14.360 --> 1:26:16.400
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. By the way, like I would love

1:26:16.439 --> 1:26:17.760
<v Speaker 1>to go on vacation with you. I think it would

1:26:17.800 --> 1:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>be so fun. And I will not go to Lindsay

1:26:20.160 --> 1:26:22.479
<v Speaker 1>Lohan's beach house. I just want to, like, I just

1:26:22.520 --> 1:26:26.040
<v Speaker 1>want to say right now, okay, okay, um you guys,

1:26:26.120 --> 1:26:27.880
<v Speaker 1>thank you for listening, and we'll see you in San

1:26:27.880 --> 1:26:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Francisco by night. I want to get tonight feels so good.

1:26:37.640 --> 1:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna wanted to push you figure where word

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<v Speaker 1>oden to your world