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Speaker 1: I hope it's a good game because it was a
Speaker 1: long game. It was a long game of Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was more excited about one of those proposals that
Speaker 1: I've been about, like any of the other stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn myself down. I'm that one. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not one. I don't no, No, that's not that's me
Speaker 1: number one, number one. Oh my god. Wow, guys, USA,
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Speaker 1: name is Arda Maraine. I am the host of William
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Speaker 1: the most enchanting podcast garage Clubhouse Studio. Thank you to
Speaker 1: all the Patreon people. Every two dollars counts, and I
Speaker 1: we appreciate you. Is so great to be here, and uh,
Speaker 1: I am so excited the premiere, the finale was last night. God,
Speaker 1: so many proposals. I thought that was it. The premiere
Speaker 1: was last night. And before we get excuse me, before
Speaker 1: we get going, I should say, but if that was
Speaker 1: me farting, I farting, it sounds like I walk into
Speaker 1: a wall. Before we get going, Um, I should say
Speaker 1: that one of our favorite guests is on her way.
Speaker 1: She is a pistol, she was a rookie, she is
Speaker 1: a bachelorette. She was a Disney star, she is a
Speaker 1: Netflix star. She's newly engaged. I won't tell you who
Speaker 1: it is. A Sportune team star. No, she is on
Speaker 1: her way, so she will be arriving at some point
Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen. To my left is a man and uh,
Speaker 1: I just have one thing to say about him. I
Speaker 1: got my game. He was Bachelor of the Year. He
Speaker 1: went to Nashville with J J. Marien Kenny Paw another year.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, I made presents for everybody. Did my day.
Speaker 1: I made a reserve for you, my friend. Every person
Speaker 1: came over and we did. We're upping our game over
Speaker 1: the podcasting, New Year, New podcast, I'll be nickame. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's amazing. I love that you love it.
Speaker 1: Hear it again. That's it's always going to be this year.
Speaker 1: He'll get a new one next year. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's exciting that you love it. It's a great way
Speaker 1: to start the year, it really is. Do you Is
Speaker 1: there any chance you're gonna date My mom this year?
Speaker 1: She asked about you when when I told her that
Speaker 1: you were going to be because she knew we were
Speaker 1: going to serve her to the scope. She was excited
Speaker 1: for Wills. She liked Wills. And then I said, well
Speaker 1: Rob is going to be there. She goes, oh, raw
Speaker 1: j J has a little thing. She's now maybe thinking
Speaker 1: about dating. She's got on a couple of dates. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't like guys my age. And then she said,
Speaker 1: I would date your friend Rob. Hey, she's adorable. I'm
Speaker 1: good with that. Yeah. Fuh, she's fun. Your stepdad, yeah
Speaker 1: the best. I'm so happy for both of you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. She was happy for my mom. Now she's
Speaker 1: j J too. It's like taking ten years off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like the j J. Walker Island real estate. I
Speaker 1: know mine. She should actually just be the bachelorette next year.
Speaker 1: And she had a bunch of like young men that
Speaker 1: she should we should be Sorry, you're gonna have to compete.
Speaker 1: She do like a side podcast where my we like
Speaker 1: send my mom on, but it has to be a
Speaker 1: guy that really is into an older woman and like
Speaker 1: she's really fun. She's still a she's a business owner.
Speaker 1: She like she does well for herself. She's like loves
Speaker 1: to travel. She loves to travel. She's got a cat
Speaker 1: named a kid name. But she's okay. She comes with
Speaker 1: a special date when Mitten is there. Um, I also
Speaker 1: want to just say that coming up first of all, Rob,
Speaker 1: do you have any we know you from supernaturally from
Speaker 1: boss right now? Is there anything else you want to promote? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm doing n c I S New Orleans
Speaker 1: right now, doing a couple of episodes of that. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: I just got back from now Orman's This Morning actually
Speaker 1: look great. But I mean I love this podcast. Said,
Speaker 1: it's in my contract to fly me back for the contest.
Speaker 1: I was so I will say, like, if I didn't
Speaker 1: have a podcast, it would have been hard for me
Speaker 1: to make it through all three hours last night. But
Speaker 1: before we get to that, Rob and I will be
Speaker 1: this week and in san with Anna and Laurie and
Speaker 1: Padget and then Venmo John will who was in one
Speaker 1: of those theaters last night, and Annelie Alice was there too.
Speaker 1: She was sitting next to someone. I saw her. Well,
Speaker 1: the all gonna be with four pm Saturday, January twelve,
Speaker 1: and they're going to be Um, what is that. I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't touch anything. Come on, what is that? Okay?
Speaker 1: So they're gonna be watched Hereditary on the plane. It
Speaker 1: was really freaky. You can see that movie. That's a
Speaker 1: great way to come into right. So this Uturday, January twelve,
Speaker 1: that four pm is the Swedish American Hall. The tickets
Speaker 1: are twenty five bucks, are on Facebook and we're all
Speaker 1: gonna be there. Please come. And then Rob and I
Speaker 1: are doing a show. I'll be doing two stand up
Speaker 1: shows that night at the Speakeasy with David Cross and
Speaker 1: then I'm doing a late night show a couple of
Speaker 1: therapy with Brian Sofie and if you want a whole
Speaker 1: weekend of us. And then Rob Benedict is coming to
Speaker 1: the podcast that I'm doing with Janine Garofflo on part
Speaker 1: part of My Tangent, and Brian will be there, and
Speaker 1: that'll be Sunday at one pm at Sketch. First, I'll
Speaker 1: also be at Yuck Yuck's Vancouver for four shows, and
Speaker 1: then I'll be at the Rosevelt Theater in Roseville, California, Friday, February. Dude,
Speaker 1: if anyone at all, any of my friends are non
Speaker 1: friends who live in Sacramento area, please come go see here.
Speaker 1: Please come rosevill such a funny place that I think
Speaker 1: he just these people need it. I can't wait, is it?
Speaker 1: I picked? You're a really elegant gold mining town. It's
Speaker 1: mostly just like track houses. Debbie Ryan is calling me.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe she's here. Okay, we're gonna take a break
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Speaker 1: We are so excited. Our our guest arrived. Our friend arrived. Um.
Speaker 1: I've known her for a year and a half, but
Speaker 1: it feels like a year and three quarters. I love
Speaker 1: her so much, and I would put a friendship ring
Speaker 1: on it if there wasn't already a new ring there
Speaker 1: and had her name is this is engaged. She's a pisto,
Speaker 1: she likes love journeys. She is my friend for there
Speaker 1: he robs. Do you want to hear rob? I really
Speaker 1: do wrong? You don't know you? I like seriously made
Speaker 1: my day. Year he was bachelors year seventeen. Also the
Speaker 1: year eighteen he went to Nashville with J. J. Reed
Speaker 1: Kenny paw another year, Welcome back? Why did you hear tuppies?
Speaker 1: One more times? As music's is engaged, She's as she
Speaker 1: likes love journeys is my friend. I don't think we
Speaker 1: forgot you, Janna, somebody got a care. Or when she's
Speaker 1: not working her out off twenty three hours a day,
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Speaker 1: hours away, she likes to go to bitch out for
Speaker 1: a hike with a ten Her name is Anna or
Speaker 1: is it tenny? Guys, Guys, I'm dropping an album. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a double album. Areon. Oh my god. Okay
Speaker 1: we're back. Okay, here goo, guys, We're back. I got
Speaker 1: so hot. Oh my god, Okay, here we go. Also,
Speaker 1: I Patreon, Brian, Sofie and I. Over the weekend went
Speaker 1: to the rage room that Becca and Blake went to
Speaker 1: and we broke things from that. So we broke bottles,
Speaker 1: we broke glasses, we broke We tried to break TVs,
Speaker 1: but it's illegal, so we broke um. Yeah, apparently there's
Speaker 1: like gases that god, they broke TVs. They broke TVs.
Speaker 1: It was so satisfying and anybody we went to the
Speaker 1: rade room, it was amazing, and then what do they
Speaker 1: do with the junk after you? Who's going to sweep out?
Speaker 1: Not my problem source the junk I got just guess
Speaker 1: like Goodwill. It was like it was like ten wine bottles,
Speaker 1: like ten shock glasses. Was strangely satisfying, metal like like
Speaker 1: a kitchen mixing bowl. That brand hit with an acts like.
Speaker 1: It was so satisfying. We have a video of it.
Speaker 1: I was afraid of it, and then it was I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing. It's fun. They give you like full
Speaker 1: jumps was at the video was very satisfying. It was
Speaker 1: very satisfying. I highly recommend it. Um okay, here we go, guys.
Speaker 1: That was the longest premiere that those fucking parties can
Speaker 1: I just say, Debbie was texting me the upshot of
Speaker 1: the parties were worth it for two reasons. One was
Speaker 1: watching the woman with stores all over her face telled
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins, but she got a free pass with him.
Speaker 1: My hope is that she fucked Ben Higgins all night.
Speaker 1: What do you think I think I think she uh,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. I mean maybe that's his type. Now.
Speaker 1: It was it was fascinating, looked like he was about
Speaker 1: to cry. As it always looks like he's about to cry.
Speaker 1: Now he cries a lot. Some limon water from my tree.
Speaker 1: You guys can't see, but they're like decanters of infused water.
Speaker 1: And oh my god, I got my dream come true.
Speaker 1: I made my playhouse and it happened beautiful. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it happened, guys, it happened. Thank you Patreon. Where did
Speaker 1: they find these people? But how how did they find
Speaker 1: these people that they go to their house like they
Speaker 1: must put out a thing, being like, oh, if you
Speaker 1: have a hard Yeah, it felt like I felt like
Speaker 1: a winner. I felt like Jason. I feel like Jason
Speaker 1: listened to us and he changed his hairstyle, which I appreciated.
Speaker 1: It wasn't so like Ralph Macchio Karate kid Um. We
Speaker 1: might be the only podcast with consts I over overall,
Speaker 1: I was so mad at the extra filler. It took
Speaker 1: so much time. There was there was more we took.
Speaker 1: It was one full hour in until we got to
Speaker 1: the lima. Please please tell me when you get married
Speaker 1: that you're going to wear men swear um. It's been
Speaker 1: in discussion number two. Were you mad that you didn't
Speaker 1: get proposed to at a viewing? Party on television or
Speaker 1: in a hot Oh my god. The goose, the goose,
Speaker 1: the goose and Crystal thing was so that was that
Speaker 1: I have so much to unpack. Please tell me. It's
Speaker 1: mostly just a listening thing. I just want to hear
Speaker 1: it first of all. So goose happened on Paradise. The naming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he named himself the goose, right, Yeah. He came back
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm now the goose. It's like,
Speaker 1: you can't just give yourself a I mean, my mom did,
Speaker 1: but nobody else could just do something because she didn't.
Speaker 1: My nephew called her JJ, but she fully embraced it.
Speaker 1: And now every email ends with j J. And I
Speaker 1: think it's great. We've got j J Walker and j J.
Speaker 1: Shake shake it, shake it. But she didn't warn me
Speaker 1: of it. It just started happening in like texts and emails.
Speaker 1: It just started happening. She was just trying to integrate
Speaker 1: it in there to where every once in a while
Speaker 1: then you just start in your mind just mentally referring
Speaker 1: to J. I do now I still don't. I will
Speaker 1: do like dear j J. Like it happened. It was
Speaker 1: fully I think I could. I feel like I'm an
Speaker 1: easy mark for a call, and I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: easily like I think I'm malleable, and so you if
Speaker 1: you want to just change your name to like Trent
Speaker 1: next to Alison at like, I have a crew and
Speaker 1: you should come hang out with my friends. Guys. You know,
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, getting matching tatoos. Let's dude, She's just
Speaker 1: really friendly. She's just friendly. She likes to get down, okay,
Speaker 1: goosing the hot tub and those poor ladies waiting outside too,
Speaker 1: and then upside to that in your bathing suit. I
Speaker 1: filmed at that Mad TV the final season we were
Speaker 1: on we lost. We filmed at that theater. That parking lot.
Speaker 1: You do not want to be in that parking lot
Speaker 1: on like Sunset or Holly. My friends lived nearby and
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, we've been driving by and like
Speaker 1: seeing them like set up there for days and like
Speaker 1: they filmed some of it over the weekend because they
Speaker 1: saw them, like they saw the hot tub there. It's
Speaker 1: a it was a bummer. I just seeing all of
Speaker 1: them also like auditioning to become like extra news correspondent,
Speaker 1: seem like Jojo and Calin and like all of them
Speaker 1: clearly wanted to do red carpet stuff. The hardest was,
Speaker 1: you know, it's when they're screaming outside of you. You
Speaker 1: forget that there's a microphone and so if you speak
Speaker 1: at normal volume, even though you might not be able
Speaker 1: to hear yourself, that like that is a normal volume
Speaker 1: and it will translate. So there's so much screaming into
Speaker 1: the microphone because of the hectic energy. Like Jason came
Speaker 1: straight up and like, we're so excited the pandemonium, and
Speaker 1: I was like, he didn't. He goes, it's pandemonium. It's pandemonium,
Speaker 1: and he's he was in a house. It was actually
Speaker 1: actually was it that pandemonium? It's just a crowded room.
Speaker 1: And then Blake goes, I'm having a blast, having a blast.
Speaker 1: Are you having a blast. It was just like it
Speaker 1: was at least like scripted for them and give them,
Speaker 1: give them like a prompter. Like it kind of felt
Speaker 1: like because there was so much negative response to Colton
Speaker 1: being picked, that they were trying to be like, look
Speaker 1: how everyone is, Yeah, you gone too far. They also
Speaker 1: know that everybody hates Ari and they like kind of
Speaker 1: like shove their shame in the corner, like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then have having a baby to like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, It's like that's kind of a big deal,
Speaker 1: like for like from last year's match start to be
Speaker 1: having a baby is like a big and like they
Speaker 1: know that's so unhotpular. It's like, what is he He's
Speaker 1: got to get moving, He's got to get moving. If
Speaker 1: you get they bury they bury it on you. Guys
Speaker 1: is um draft pick? When you said that he impregnated
Speaker 1: his piece of cardboard, that was so mean. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: show was a little ruthless. We kind of go too hard.
Speaker 1: But I was like alone and be like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just remembering that Aaron picked jack Stone of our
Speaker 1: number one one year was like the topic. I want
Speaker 1: to just say our picks. I've never picked so well.
Speaker 1: That was I picked the girl that got the first impression.
Speaker 1: She's a strong, endorable. I mean she's a professional selfie taker,
Speaker 1: but she's very cute. I'm sad to say I had
Speaker 1: Sloth in my top three. D I did Hannah Bey too.
Speaker 1: I forgot. Yeah, I was already so distracted by Australian
Speaker 1: breathing great one of my piss up because she's just
Speaker 1: she's in, she's in, she's in but like's not gonna
Speaker 1: go far. No, she's not gonna win. No, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have had her at the in the show last night
Speaker 1: that they had her live, right, She was like, I'm
Speaker 1: it was met with a lot of love and I'm
Speaker 1: really thankful for you did a bit. It just started
Speaker 1: like this happened twenties second, but they didn't show that,
Speaker 1: Like Katie sent me the clip today where of her
Speaker 1: admitting that she was doing an accent and he seemed like,
Speaker 1: oh because Colton and I don't know. Okay, So finally
Speaker 1: it started, I'm okay. Crystal and Goose were in the
Speaker 1: hot tub. He tried to kiss her on the mouth
Speaker 1: and she turned and gave him cheek, which was amazing.
Speaker 1: I wrote awful. I'm just reading awful. We met Chris
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison's mom, Mary Beth. She had a huge that
Speaker 1: was the thing she see me age love Mary Beth.
Speaker 1: It looked like his first wife. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is horrible. It felt like this is my first wife,
Speaker 1: Mary Bath, like I stand married, but I think she
Speaker 1: probably was just a young mom. But she looked great
Speaker 1: for it. She was so fun and you can tell
Speaker 1: he was so caught off guard. She was tears in
Speaker 1: his eyes. He was so like lovely and touched by it,
Speaker 1: and it was like mama, and it was cool to
Speaker 1: see him like not fully on. Does Chris Harrison have
Speaker 1: a text or southern accent? Because she did so so
Speaker 1: like a Texas in Dallas is like that's a very
Speaker 1: specific accent. And I whenever I go to home, I
Speaker 1: like come back with a Dallas accent or like a
Speaker 1: Texas accent. And I actually was looking for it. When
Speaker 1: he was like my hometown, I was like, Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1: And then it was like, this is your mom, Mary Beth,
Speaker 1: and he just I was like, gonna happen? She had it.
Speaker 1: I met your I met one of your best season
Speaker 1: Dallas in the store. Side note. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: we gave each other this tattoo. I love. She just
Speaker 1: got engaged. I love. I was the best man. I
Speaker 1: was at a wedding at my brother's wedding, and I
Speaker 1: was the best man at her fiance. Is that a
Speaker 1: man I introduced them? That's exciting. Number two, your mom
Speaker 1: is really cute. Seeing the pictures, your mom's really cute,
Speaker 1: and you and your mom's wedding dresses really cute. Your
Speaker 1: Your mom's really young. Your mom's cute and young. Chris
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison's mom saying Chris was a cute kid. He
Speaker 1: was particular about his clothes. I enjoyed. He was a
Speaker 1: real Chris Chris love fest. It's like, are they about
Speaker 1: to fire Chris? When they did the tribute to him
Speaker 1: and he got, he got was very emotional. My friend
Speaker 1: asked if he was dying of cancer. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know. There seemed to be really
Speaker 1: into him. Is he leaving or something? It did feel
Speaker 1: a little bit retiring seventeen years. Then I get my
Speaker 1: cell phone that doesn't Yeah. I'm trying to figure out,
Speaker 1: like was it like is this like the twentieth season
Speaker 1: or something like that? I mean, or is he leaving?
Speaker 1: And it's just isn't isn't Maybe now seeing it yet?
Speaker 1: I think maybe he doesn't know, but maybe he can
Speaker 1: know ABC, ABC, But they do it at the easy Higher.
Speaker 1: It's going to be him alone in Paradise. Yuki, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's cute. But the Corpse of Neil Lane he liked
Speaker 1: more life like the normal I felt shot. The side
Speaker 1: shot he felt like less animatronic and more like whatever,
Speaker 1: like maybe he went to like a good he looked good.
Speaker 1: They tucked, they nipped and touch. They did have a
Speaker 1: good nipping and tucking. I like to pay attention to
Speaker 1: his hand gestures because he never fully executes anything, but
Speaker 1: he like starts to but like three things. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at that ring? Is that a Neil Lane sparkler?
Speaker 1: And he's like, because he didn't halfway padding, halfway shaking.
Speaker 1: He didn't know how to improvise because he knew it
Speaker 1: was like there was no way that person could afford it,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean. They were like like
Speaker 1: he was like what, He's like, you don't get to
Speaker 1: keep that for two years? Like you've been had their
Speaker 1: couple get a Neil Laney. I think that I think
Speaker 1: I think they were doing a bit and he didn't
Speaker 1: know how to improvise. I think it probably wasn't a
Speaker 1: Neil Lane and he probably did. That's just my fear
Speaker 1: that it was. Okay. I thought maybe that it was,
Speaker 1: but it was like purchase Neil Lane for a jeweler's
Speaker 1: like and they were like, all right, we're gonna cut
Speaker 1: to you and ask and it's just gonna plug you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was happy for the couple in Michigan, the couple
Speaker 1: in Utah. I felt a little bit like this guy
Speaker 1: just wanted to be on TV. The couple of Michigan
Speaker 1: with him holding the antenna and they're about to have
Speaker 1: the baby. I was happy for them. She looked really happy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we are. Okay, well cut, If my boyfriend's
Speaker 1: listening right now, you know when to propose? Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god that if he did, that would be out
Speaker 1: of do you want to beat? Do you want to
Speaker 1: get engaged in front of people? No? No, no, I
Speaker 1: would probably lose my mind a little. That was my
Speaker 1: one request. And I was like, I can't who had
Speaker 1: Who had the camera? Because that's a good picture. So
Speaker 1: two of our best friends, Mark, who was kind of
Speaker 1: the reason that we know each other, who like shot
Speaker 1: their music videos or whatever, he filmed this incredible video.
Speaker 1: It's like beautiful video and edited it that night, like
Speaker 1: while we were at dinner. And people have talent. People
Speaker 1: have talent. And then Brad, our friend who we also
Speaker 1: tour with, who takes all of their too. It was
Speaker 1: really it was truly the cute. When you texted me,
Speaker 1: You're like, all right, guess what and I'm like hiding
Speaker 1: watching British bake Off. I need you to respond when
Speaker 1: I got a horrible text, no, no. I was stuck
Speaker 1: in Asheville. I was in North Carolina hiding watching like
Speaker 1: the Great British Bake Off, and then I saw that
Speaker 1: it was like a sign of life of like what
Speaker 1: what what it was? It literally it was like it
Speaker 1: was like the hard paddle. It was the heart paddles
Speaker 1: bringing me back. I'm like, wait, what the sign of
Speaker 1: It's like I've seen land, I've seen I'm going to
Speaker 1: see you hiding to like a piece of plywood for
Speaker 1: so long, and oh my god, it's very exciting, so
Speaker 1: excited photos sport. So it's like we have our own
Speaker 1: So I so happy. I just want to say Josh
Speaker 1: is such a good guy and like you get to
Speaker 1: be you. It's like you get to do your thing
Speaker 1: and that is the best and you have a soft
Speaker 1: place to land. Um okay, super fan, sound about our friendship.
Speaker 1: You don't watch out Melissa Enbree on Monday how Much
Speaker 1: joining the T shirt that says on Monday's I drink
Speaker 1: wine and watch women cry. On Limos that was a
Speaker 1: pretty good are so good? Sammy the woman who loved
Speaker 1: and she did have facers. I'm sorry, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with the face store except for your faces store. She
Speaker 1: might hurt, but I just I was happy for her.
Speaker 1: But I love that bending. Did you notice that? And
Speaker 1: I mean for pointing that out. No, I made a
Speaker 1: joke that, oh, this is a drug addict. Did she
Speaker 1: make the shirt that said the most dramatic season yet?
Speaker 1: It looked like those iron onsh They were very shiny,
Speaker 1: they were very felt directly like can you imagine promoting
Speaker 1: something just as a fan like that, like the most
Speaker 1: dramatic season yet, like using the official tagline, the official
Speaker 1: marketing line, it's amazing. No, it's amazing. I love watch
Speaker 1: girls crying Limo. I loved that kind of ten would
Speaker 1: wear the shirt. I I will wear the shirt when
Speaker 1: I get my hands loving your turban love that. It's
Speaker 1: like a headband. It's like a nineteen twenties it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like a nineteen twenties fortune til I need
Speaker 1: one of those. Yeah, it's actually made. My boyfriend paid
Speaker 1: for it. Was like if my stocking it's not filled
Speaker 1: with velvet headband Turbans is the year of the head dude,
Speaker 1: That's what I was telling you. This is our year.
Speaker 1: We will only be wearing. I need to get that on.
Speaker 1: I need to put that on my body. I need
Speaker 1: to test it. I don't think that color is gonna
Speaker 1: be the color for me, like and tell that shape
Speaker 1: is gonna feel so good. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: morph from being charo slash trying to be trying to
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna have a whole new kind of retro
Speaker 1: weird look happening. I'm still into the haired bow. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here we are, thanks, guys, So here we are Colton.
Speaker 1: First one off, Cassie. She's from Huntington Beach. She's surfering.
Speaker 1: There was a crotch shot. She's a speech pathologist. She's
Speaker 1: twenty three. I like her. She was yea, she was
Speaker 1: actually like a real She couldn't have been more adorable.
Speaker 1: She seems like she actually isn't trying to be an
Speaker 1: actress like that. She actually might be a speech pet
Speaker 1: like for real doing this. So I remember when Crystal
Speaker 1: was doing her bitness on her iPhone on the beach
Speaker 1: and then she handed the sandwich to the guys that
Speaker 1: worked on the I'm the I'm the sound department, Crystal.
Speaker 1: I thought she was very cute. We have Hannah. She's
Speaker 1: from Huscaloo, so she's Miss Alabama where she's from. She's
Speaker 1: a queen. I think they're trying to make her the
Speaker 1: raven or the Tia. Also, yes, I think Hannah by
Speaker 1: Isa she's yeah, Hannah had Hannah g is my top pick.
Speaker 1: She's the content creator. Yes. So Hannah by is roll
Speaker 1: tied um? Yes, and she yes, what is roll tiede?
Speaker 1: What is this? Alabama? Alabama the college football team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're very good, so they I did. I did love
Speaker 1: the phrase I'm a total train wreck that I'm the
Speaker 1: hot mess. It's the hot mess, It's the hot Mess
Speaker 1: Express and I'm the conductor. That's an amazing red flag.
Speaker 1: Like if somebody tells you it's the hot mess, instrictions
Speaker 1: on the conductor, I will love them. That there is
Speaker 1: a thing to be wary of, but it's amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean with her, there's maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of things to be wary of. Hey, you went
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor and be former testint and she seems
Speaker 1: to be like, maybe have some baggage about that. Pageant
Speaker 1: pageant wars. I was like, yeah, yeah, when she met
Speaker 1: the one who beat her sash. Yeah, I read online
Speaker 1: reality post about it. But then someone recapt because I
Speaker 1: try to avoid realitty for spoilers. But they said that
Speaker 1: they were roommates at the whatever pageant things and friended me.
Speaker 1: So Calin placed second, and then the other Hannah did
Speaker 1: not place at all, and Hannah came with the sash
Speaker 1: who were the sack because she knew she had. So
Speaker 1: that's that bad blood got So they friended me. By
Speaker 1: the way, that's a miss, miss underwood Fries, I'm your sister.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna dry hump your sister because we
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna. I thought that when he misses missing,
Speaker 1: we're related. Right. That's that's as in the running for
Speaker 1: titles right there. It's that's really good. That's really good. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then um okay. Then there was the lady who
Speaker 1: is the dancer, but she's not a great dancer. They
Speaker 1: showed videos. My god, she moved to be a dancer.
Speaker 1: What was her name, Katie, I don't know. She was
Speaker 1: not a good dancer. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: showed her in the gym, in the gym basically doing like,
Speaker 1: oh it was yes, it was Katie. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna start dancing. I'm we're in the east.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty is it main? Is it Florida? Are
Speaker 1: you in Delaware? Where the fucking we're in the East Coast.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She couldn't dance, Okay, oh hi, oh hi,
Speaker 1: work work photo time. Yeah, y'all. Yeah, she was not
Speaker 1: a good dancer. Um. I like that. She says she
Speaker 1: lived in Sherman Oaks and enjoys yoga and sushi and
Speaker 1: if you've ever been to Sherman Oaks, that is everybody.
Speaker 1: That's every dry yoga. I am Sherman Oaks. I'm figure
Speaker 1: to represent shermanos As. I'm playing the part of Sherman Oaks.
Speaker 1: I missed Sherman Oaks. Hobbies include being very much Sherman
Speaker 1: Oaks and Jason Heather twenty two and never been kissed.
Speaker 1: She is that possible. She looks like Jerry Hall. She
Speaker 1: thinks she's religious, she's got she's so cute. I I
Speaker 1: was waiting for her to be maybe awkward, and she
Speaker 1: has not been yet. You know. I kind of like
Speaker 1: when she said that in her video because it pops
Speaker 1: up on the Chiron and I was like, I wish
Speaker 1: that that didn't pop up because I wanted to get
Speaker 1: to know her without that fact and watching her kind
Speaker 1: of like frattenize around like, I was like, Oh, she's adorable.
Speaker 1: She's adorable. She's she feels like an eighties like. I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to put her in like a
Speaker 1: Xanadu like splitter shore, a short shore and like just
Speaker 1: have her like roller skeetter out of Venice Beach and
Speaker 1: have her hair fly over like a headband group group.
Speaker 1: She's so cute, um yeah, but never been kissed. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking she's probably just very religious and sheltered. I mean,
Speaker 1: and never's bad. Has a kiddie named Kitty. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that they listed as that's her occupation, has
Speaker 1: never been never outside of being an Instagram model. The
Speaker 1: gal from Nigeria who was very cute but ended up
Speaker 1: going home, ended up going home? Um, and then who's
Speaker 1: the one Nicole? Nicole who is she spoke spanished him,
Speaker 1: she is the autistic brother. She was adorable. I feel
Speaker 1: she's not gonna be able to handle the competition because
Speaker 1: she's actually a real person like she described like twice
Speaker 1: or three times, because she feels like like she seems
Speaker 1: apparently sheltered. She's just I feel like she just lives
Speaker 1: at home with her like her family, and she actually
Speaker 1: is adorable and is cut out for this mean, she
Speaker 1: feels very like, yes, sincere in the way that you
Speaker 1: know the first episode where I met Vibiana and I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, you seem very like you seem like
Speaker 1: sincere and not like Pageanty in the way that we
Speaker 1: kind of are anticipating from a contestant um. And then
Speaker 1: when Annelie started crying a lot, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of you feeling things, but this
Speaker 1: is too many. Yes, So that's how I feel about
Speaker 1: about Nicole. Is her name Nicole? Do you have a question.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're doing sketches on Saturday with Annelie's Do
Speaker 1: you have questions for her? I have questions. You can
Speaker 1: text me, text me, text me, phobious, I have questions,
Speaker 1: And if you have any questions for Venmo John who
Speaker 1: made out with everyone in Paradise, or Wills who I loved.
Speaker 1: I loved Wells. You know I loved Wells. We loved him.
Speaker 1: He came through on the rescue, all of his jaunty suits.
Speaker 1: You know it. I was very team well when he
Speaker 1: was like, what's happening baby? When he said that to
Speaker 1: the goose, that was the best. Okay, then Kirpa Kirtpa
Speaker 1: is so cute she has I did not like the
Speaker 1: tight hair, the braid. The tight braid. Yeah, I wish
Speaker 1: she didn't wear her hair up one night one. She's
Speaker 1: so fucking cute. She feels to me the most sincere person.
Speaker 1: I loved her, and and so they had the teeth shot.
Speaker 1: The filming through the teeth good. It would be a
Speaker 1: good experience to clean Colton's teeth with clothes. Colton, that's
Speaker 1: as close as you're going to get right now. I
Speaker 1: liked her. Yeah, you know, she seems like a real person.
Speaker 1: She's got a real job. Yeah. Um, they did the
Speaker 1: whole uh the girl in the chair not being able
Speaker 1: to speak, I'm going to I auditioned. I was pinned.
Speaker 1: I was saying, okay, the patient, but I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: I had to go out an audition and put my
Speaker 1: hand in my mouth. I'm just talking about Oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't I was pinned though I didn't get it. They
Speaker 1: went another raid um question. Have you to announce that
Speaker 1: I booked the roll of the patient? This is really
Speaker 1: as really awkward. I actually invited Debbie here last minute
Speaker 1: when I saw that because she didn't tell me, because
Speaker 1: I actually was the one who told her about that audition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just caught my agents and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's an audition, not a weird thing. My friend Arden
Speaker 1: went out for it. Why didn't she saw the sides
Speaker 1: spread at my place. I had her come over and
Speaker 1: read it with me. I was like, will you run
Speaker 1: this with me? And she saw that, and then I
Speaker 1: just thought I had interesting choices talk. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: saying I didn't even know that you were amazing? Got
Speaker 1: wrong right here? I wrote a shot for you. I
Speaker 1: know what. I loved. The song was great? Did you know? No?
Speaker 1: I just think I really felt yeah, but like she
Speaker 1: saw like she she wouldn't have known about it, And
Speaker 1: I really am thankful so much. Okay, great, So I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to seem desperate, but I'm
Speaker 1: thank you for telling me this, and I'm just glad
Speaker 1: that you came. And I'm glad, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you were available today. When you talk
Speaker 1: about the team kurtpop Okay, great team kirtpok. So they
Speaker 1: may have Debbie who's hot dogging for no Danny. Danny
Speaker 1: gets me wound off. Do it. You've got the platform.
Speaker 1: Mom's in federal prison, go dude. First of all, no
Speaker 1: better line delivery than my mom. She had to go
Speaker 1: to federal prison. That was as she gazed out the
Speaker 1: window and it was like call coming from Federal Correctional
Speaker 1: flies on speaker phone. She's writing her a letter. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. She had to say you're on speaker phone
Speaker 1: really quickly. So the mom didn't say like, well I
Speaker 1: loved I loved well. It started out with well I
Speaker 1: stayed with my dad's house because he provided a comfortable home. Um,
Speaker 1: oh okay, is there something else? Some control moms and
Speaker 1: federal prison and she okay, yes, so much to unpack
Speaker 1: with her. So she's like she has like she has
Speaker 1: a problem with being the virgin. First of all, the
Speaker 1: version thing, I'm a guy, you didn't kill somebody. I
Speaker 1: have a lot to I actually have. I have that
Speaker 1: I take a very big I think that in this
Speaker 1: culture where we're all allowed to do whatever we want,
Speaker 1: with our bodies and we're allowed to choose whatever is
Speaker 1: not hurtful to anyone else and is like our personal choice.
Speaker 1: For someone to be so directly policing his sexuality and
Speaker 1: his choices in like an outwardly emasculating way is so
Speaker 1: dated and it's it's like, it's so gross and so weird.
Speaker 1: And the people with signs and the fact that every
Speaker 1: single like intro and outro is touching on it, and
Speaker 1: like the big drama is like will he or won't he?
Speaker 1: Like it's so frustrating, and for these women to approach
Speaker 1: him as well, and especially Demi the second that she said,
Speaker 1: I've in did a vision since I was twelve, at
Speaker 1: such a young age, just so young. That gross, gross,
Speaker 1: that's gross. That's so And then yes that cupcake cupcakes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you like chocolate raspberries like I'm confetti.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, I hate her, like this is
Speaker 1: my number one choice and I'm fucking furious about it.
Speaker 1: As soon as we met in that little video, I
Speaker 1: was like, I hate her. I think she's going to
Speaker 1: go far though, but I hate her. She might end
Speaker 1: up being like I actually feel like, now, remember last
Speaker 1: week we decided not to have two categories. I almost
Speaker 1: feel like dj Agro is going to be the cray
Speaker 1: Cray and maybe Demi is going to be the villain,
Speaker 1: might be the villain. I'm really just proud that we
Speaker 1: all picked the d j Agro was gonna be except
Speaker 1: for except for somebody to pick, and somebody picked the
Speaker 1: one with the cop car. Oh yeah, a cop car?
Speaker 1: Can I read a tweet Laurie sent me last night
Speaker 1: because I tweeted who is Demi's mom and why is
Speaker 1: she in jail for a bezzlment or something like that?
Speaker 1: And Lauria responded. Her mom was released from federal prison
Speaker 1: on November after serving time for conspiracy to commit bank front.
Speaker 1: Tina was sentenced to eighteen on set fmc cars well
Speaker 1: Prison in Texas seventeen, but she ended up spending her
Speaker 1: last six months and a halfway house in San Antonio.
Speaker 1: She said that she lived with her dad because he
Speaker 1: was the one to be able to provide a stable home,
Speaker 1: but her mom had to go to federal prison for
Speaker 1: six months essentially before six months at a halfway off.
Speaker 1: Apparently she's been in it. I looked up a lot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: she apparently, and this time she wasn't in there for embezzlement.
Speaker 1: She was there for commit to conspiracy to commit bank fraud.
Speaker 1: So apparently she went a couple of years back for
Speaker 1: embezzlement A lot when you take people's money basically and
Speaker 1: like kind of like steal it and like launder it.
Speaker 1: I mean like if I say to you, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm building this thing. I mean right, so if I said, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you can tweet at me if I'm
Speaker 1: incorrect on this. I don't embezzle. Often your nails are
Speaker 1: on point side, thank you. So if you like take
Speaker 1: someone's money and then you put it, you would like
Speaker 1: basically invested in something that's like not real, and then
Speaker 1: that money just somehow finds a way to your bank
Speaker 1: account or like accounting that comes to you. With bamboozling,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of it's a like al yeah, now
Speaker 1: you speak yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of snake Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we have yeah, try all the copcakes. Um,
Speaker 1: then we have oh, Kendall and CNN got wheeled out
Speaker 1: for a while. We had I love um, I love Cianne.
Speaker 1: You know that. I stay love Sane. I just she
Speaker 1: was she's classy. Um, I love there was a woman
Speaker 1: behind Chris all night that was smashed. There was I
Speaker 1: fucking herself in the mona. Yes, two times I kept
Speaker 1: she moved her. Yeah she's back. She kind of felt
Speaker 1: like d j Agro had slipped into the audience. It
Speaker 1: was like, I fucking yourself. She like ticked, she hammered,
Speaker 1: and she was I was like, who are you? And
Speaker 1: she had idea what was going on in the actual show.
Speaker 1: She didn't care. She just couldn't stop, like she was
Speaker 1: drunk with her own. She had like a leather jacket on.
Speaker 1: She had like fresh injections, and she was like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm at the fun I'm gonna go see the goose,
Speaker 1: see my lips float. Okay. So then we have um
Speaker 1: Colton shot finally that we haven't even started yet. We're
Speaker 1: not even at the fucking mansion. Culted showering with bad
Speaker 1: boy music. How many times we have to watch him shower?
Speaker 1: Three times? So many of him shower with water on
Speaker 1: him showering, and we found out which by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be weird, and he seems like
Speaker 1: an incredible like great, great, there is someone for you
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm rooting for him too. Um, I have
Speaker 1: to nothing about any shot of his body was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I was just like, he has a body
Speaker 1: that's he's just like football. Yeah, he was football hot.
Speaker 1: I was looking at his body. I was just looking
Speaker 1: at his body, and it was it was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that's built like that like that.
Speaker 1: You know, he got into extreme shape just for this,
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I'm sure, but it was interesting
Speaker 1: when you learned, and it made me have come for
Speaker 1: her when I was all armed, and then there's the trunk.
Speaker 1: And then when I learned he's like full football. And
Speaker 1: when I learned, it made me have compassion for his insecurity.
Speaker 1: When I learned that he was an overweek kid, it
Speaker 1: explains a lot. He was. He was he's ready to
Speaker 1: lose his virginity. He was ready to lose his virginity
Speaker 1: to beccap Um and Chris and Colton. He's like to
Speaker 1: those people saying that I'm not ready about my virginity.
Speaker 1: And then Chris said to him, which I thought was mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: people are saying he's not a man. What the fun Chris?
Speaker 1: I wish that Coulson in that moment was like, no
Speaker 1: one said that, man. I thought that too. I thought, hey, man,
Speaker 1: it's what they're not saying, is that everyone's saying he's gay.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're all thinking yet, but that's what that
Speaker 1: conversation kind of was right that it was with the
Speaker 1: narrative as like you're not serious about this, You've just
Speaker 1: never dated and now you want to date for the
Speaker 1: first time, which is why he made it very clear
Speaker 1: that he's had like five girlfriends whatever He's like this
Speaker 1: is six times. The people that like whatever, like like
Speaker 1: I did it just hasn't been right or like even
Speaker 1: people being like, oh who was it the crying girl
Speaker 1: Ashley I Ashley, I UM just being like talking about
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, Like my partners were also sensitive about
Speaker 1: it and whatever it affected them. I think like they've
Speaker 1: tried to be like he's had relationships and now he's
Speaker 1: serious for real, really ship because he's young, and because
Speaker 1: he's like so you know, has like played in the NFL,
Speaker 1: but also so immagi so young and done it. I
Speaker 1: think there. I think I just took it as that
Speaker 1: I took it, which he's not real when is your
Speaker 1: everyone's overall take with how he did last night in
Speaker 1: terms of, like, you know, schmoozing with the women. I
Speaker 1: thought he was sweet, not really wondering if he's attracted
Speaker 1: to women. Well, I mean, I know, honestly a bachelor,
Speaker 1: how is he doing? Because like, for me, my only problem,
Speaker 1: you know, the one the basket case DJ back and
Speaker 1: interrupting at a certain point, he should have been like, hey,
Speaker 1: you should give us a minute, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: he was lacking that. Yeah, control that Like that's that's
Speaker 1: what I mean by like experience, that is to immed
Speaker 1: the only experience that he clearly doesn't have that he
Speaker 1: really means. I feel like it's hard for a lot
Speaker 1: of them to do that though say no. And also
Speaker 1: I feel like the producers are like, you have to
Speaker 1: see us. But he actually he did seem okay, Like
Speaker 1: I mean, he kissed three girls and he was like like,
Speaker 1: I mean like he was certain the girls he was
Speaker 1: really good like Hannah ge Cassie he likes, he likes Cassie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to do an imitation of his hand holding
Speaker 1: as he's talking to people, though he would hold just finger.
Speaker 1: Now I noticed his hands on people's knees like like
Speaker 1: because that he doesn't want to touch. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I'm still not sure. Last night he felt straighter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did feel sick. I never I didn't really think
Speaker 1: about the gay thing last night. I did because I
Speaker 1: can't help it. I thought about it as like he
Speaker 1: seems straighter last night. I suggressively nervous. Yeah, it felt
Speaker 1: to me like it was the first time that he
Speaker 1: saw pretty girls, Like like he was just like I
Speaker 1: could do this, yes, like ear just how I would
Speaker 1: feel me too, guaranteed walk into that situation. I get nerve,
Speaker 1: I mean truly, I get anxiety for everything, so like
Speaker 1: like I would for sure be freaking the funk out
Speaker 1: and learning that and seeing pictures and saying like, oh
Speaker 1: he he did if he was like a slightly chubby kid,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, adolescence can be mean or whatever,
Speaker 1: Like maybe this kid really we all I think fundamentally
Speaker 1: are wiring. Is sort of who we were when we
Speaker 1: were like eleven or twelve, and so maybe he really
Speaker 1: just can't believe, like and lax the skill I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be so cynical that I can't root.
Speaker 1: But he does seem a little thirsty for TV, like
Speaker 1: it's a it's a journey, right, it's a journey. Side note?
Speaker 1: Are we all gonna watch Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is this? I'm bad? We gonna watch that? Patreon?
Speaker 1: We got to do that as a bonusty when and where.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to invest my money in in her
Speaker 1: something I got to watch that. We've got to watch
Speaker 1: I saw her in real life. Tell me a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Can we go? I'd love to go? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, let my bare you ready? I would go?
Speaker 1: I real go go, I'll go. Would you go? I
Speaker 1: want what I have to be in drag? Or can
Speaker 1: I just just you with the feather pink bow was
Speaker 1: We're all gonna wear a lot of shimmery has draw
Speaker 1: shaped like dicks. Room, I'm going, I'm there, I'm going.
Speaker 1: I need a fucking vacation. That sounds great? Okay? Side note? Okay,
Speaker 1: so um um. Then we learned he's not waiting for
Speaker 1: a ring, he's not waiting for marriage, and then they
Speaker 1: talked about he's not sure if he believes in love
Speaker 1: at first sight. Then we had a tour of all
Speaker 1: the babies that have been born on the Bachelor. I
Speaker 1: will say Carly and Evans babies really fucking cute? Are
Speaker 1: those the two older ones? You know? Those are the
Speaker 1: those Carly baby? Oh yes, um okay, pretty cute. I
Speaker 1: will say the kids are pretty cute. I like the
Speaker 1: one boys like I thought they met him. College so good,
Speaker 1: so good, And I was like, nobody on this show
Speaker 1: went to college. College college when you can get Instagram
Speaker 1: fun literally, oh my god, oh my god, no sucking
Speaker 1: dragged me through the and are you career You've got
Speaker 1: a career hunt? That's true. My college was useless. I
Speaker 1: would it was useless. I was so traded in my
Speaker 1: college degree for the money that I expent on the tuition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish you guys could see. I majored in Techno
Speaker 1: cultural Studies. I wish you could see the classes I took.
Speaker 1: I literally took a test on that video of Arnold
Speaker 1: Swartzenegger talking about how working out makes him feel like
Speaker 1: coming if you really don't need call. I was in
Speaker 1: such an experimental bullshit major, I think, but I feel
Speaker 1: like going to I feel like going. I would actually
Speaker 1: would rather go to college now than when nobody just
Speaker 1: I was seventeen when I went to it's useless, Like
Speaker 1: I just realized it was about to say, didn't you
Speaker 1: go to college? But then I just realized I saw
Speaker 1: a movie with you in college. Did you go to
Speaker 1: that college? Guys got the same school I met at
Speaker 1: some point of time. You go to do like the
Speaker 1: he must no, no, no no, you guys graduating class. It
Speaker 1: was my Rudolph was there and there you were there.
Speaker 1: You're one of the smartest people I know. You don't
Speaker 1: need college. Will You could do the the Natalie Portman
Speaker 1: Harvard thing. Sometimes we have two coworkers on Insatiable Too,
Speaker 1: foxy beautiful women, both of whom are Harvard grads, and
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of conversation about it with them. Kay,
Speaker 1: you should do it, And I'm like, I would love
Speaker 1: to do it, but it would need to be the
Speaker 1: only thing I do, and I do it hard, like
Speaker 1: I run in that direction. Becca from last season's in
Speaker 1: College prag Becca is in college right now? Uh wait? No?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah in college? Yeah? Yeah, Becca, Yeah. I want
Speaker 1: to say I feel like you, I picked your you.
Speaker 1: You would you would nail college. I feel like you
Speaker 1: would nail any any higher any higher learning. Because I
Speaker 1: went to so many schools growing up. I never had
Speaker 1: like one linear education. It was just kind of like
Speaker 1: a bunch about Europe and then about here and like
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of and like homeschool or whatever. So
Speaker 1: there's so much that I haven't learned, and there's so
Speaker 1: much that I've learned twice, and my parents had me
Speaker 1: tested and I have like a borderline genius i Q.
Speaker 1: So then I was just like, I don't need to
Speaker 1: do this, So you was kind of like a dick
Speaker 1: about it. Like I was like doing bits in class
Speaker 1: because I was in like accelerated classes some of them,
Speaker 1: and then would like be the teacher's aid. So I
Speaker 1: would just be like as much of a dick as
Speaker 1: possible because I was like friends with them because I
Speaker 1: read their papers, so I'd be like, please don't get
Speaker 1: me in trouble. And then when I couldn't do it anymore,
Speaker 1: and like the experience wasn't part of it. The learning
Speaker 1: I liked, and then I was just like one might
Speaker 1: as well as in a podcast, Well I'll learn anything.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who's I don't furnished, a really
Speaker 1: dyslexic and he watches like a documentary a day and
Speaker 1: he knows more than anybody I know that that he knows.
Speaker 1: Every day he watches a document and you do learn
Speaker 1: a lot. He knows, honestly, more than anybody I know
Speaker 1: that went to any fancy school. Yeah, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you a funny story. We just had John early on
Speaker 1: that Couples Therapy story about how like a friend of
Speaker 1: his one to Brown with Emma Watson and apparently everyone
Speaker 1: because they were just trying to treat her like she's
Speaker 1: any normal person. And I'll be like Emma Watson, they
Speaker 1: like basically just ignored her, so she had no friends.
Speaker 1: And then she she was like auditioning for school plays
Speaker 1: and everyone's like like, I mean she was like getting
Speaker 1: enough getting because it was still like that thing where
Speaker 1: you're like people didn't know how to bet too much.
Speaker 1: You've done too much, so people are just trying to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, we're not going to make a big
Speaker 1: deal about you. But then it turned out there just
Speaker 1: being like I read her from seven she did it.
Speaker 1: I just you turning into a fancy director, and like
Speaker 1: maybe just reading the books you want to know and
Speaker 1: that that's you don't need, just go straight to you
Speaker 1: don't need the paper, you don't need that paper. I
Speaker 1: think he was read you're so smart and no associates,
Speaker 1: no bachelor straight for the master. He is the final two.
Speaker 1: You can become a surgeon. Okay, So then we're Alexis
Speaker 1: Caught the Shark. Okay, oh my god, So here we go.
Speaker 1: It just kept going, oh my god. So then finally
Speaker 1: we're Westlake Village. We're just now getting to the fucking limos.
Speaker 1: What did you guys think of all the sequence? It
Speaker 1: was because I was like, are there a lot of
Speaker 1: pageant girls this year? There must be, because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of pageant dresses, So a sequence. I think it's
Speaker 1: just in style, right are they? Are they? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I also don't know. I think it's I think people
Speaker 1: are just like glamorous. They just want glamor stand like
Speaker 1: Opening Night impression. They want glamour red and glitter is
Speaker 1: cool and all, but man, it's annoying. It gets all
Speaker 1: over everything, everything forever. That when the one woman hugged him,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, and he did. He had
Speaker 1: glitter on his back. I saw it. He actually was
Speaker 1: glitter on. And I've been that dip ship. Clearly I'm
Speaker 1: susceptible to glitter. Your bag is cute, Okay, so so
Speaker 1: then we have um. There was just so many it's
Speaker 1: too born to even Cassie. She brought her box of butterflies.
Speaker 1: He kept her butterfly. That was that was cute. She um, somebody,
Speaker 1: oh the one, you're number one, then you're number one
Speaker 1: with the mom in prison said he's big. He's huge.
Speaker 1: He's like a huge Teddy bear and I'm a little
Speaker 1: tiny baby. There was something fun up about that. That's
Speaker 1: how I hated her dress. Oh the yellow one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was she goes banana yellow and who the fun
Speaker 1: says that? Compariti banana are dude, Everything that she says
Speaker 1: is porny. Yeah, banana yellow. Like he was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I like dogs and she was like I have a
Speaker 1: kiddy cat. Yeah yeah, she's kidding. Puss, that cheaty cat,
Speaker 1: big old puss. Every kid about her was like pussy
Speaker 1: pussy kid, really trashy. Yeah, he felt terrified. I feel
Speaker 1: like every woman that was like, so are you a
Speaker 1: virgin or I'm gonna pup your any woman that did
Speaker 1: the V card, which is going to be out like
Speaker 1: it's too much like you said, yeah, it's a shaming him.
Speaker 1: It's I don't like it. I hope you don't think
Speaker 1: I was making fun of your college degree with all
Speaker 1: people in the Bachelor, I want you to know I never,
Speaker 1: I would never, I would Hey, I've never been offended
Speaker 1: by anything in my life. Also, um, I want you
Speaker 1: to know that, friend, I am mad that you got
Speaker 1: that part on the show though last night listen, I
Speaker 1: got that while you were in college. You were a
Speaker 1: college I was going for the real game patient number one. Okay,
Speaker 1: So for a second, I was very excited about the
Speaker 1: sloth when she first came out the first reveal with
Speaker 1: the clause. At first, before she spoke the clause, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, here we go. And then I
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill her when painful she committed too hard. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was laughing so hysterically of just the absurdity of
Speaker 1: how long it took committed. This bitch is not going far.
Speaker 1: But this is hilariously what I loved as a Rhode Islander.
Speaker 1: When she finally spoke that she had like a massagesists accent,
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved my job. I love the car,
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, I like the pall likes like going
Speaker 1: to Cape Cod on the weekend, like a beach and
Speaker 1: cut your fucking key your car. He chame, what do
Speaker 1: you think you better than me? That's my fucking cousin.
Speaker 1: Hunt's your mother. Get out of here. You can't sunk
Speaker 1: with me, that's my cousin. What's you know? What's your deal?
Speaker 1: Your fucking version of whatever? Much about you? Sometimes I
Speaker 1: do white tea whatever. I got hammer on the weekends,
Speaker 1: kind of a lot of boots crows. I funked a
Speaker 1: guy once. I had one, Like, but what I was
Speaker 1: so cold? My sister's got colmenia. I'm fifteen dollars and dead,
Speaker 1: and my my Vika score is one thirty one. Horrible.
Speaker 1: She was like she said, she loved a thousand different things.
Speaker 1: She was hammeled. She was a full ship based So
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fun? You're the fucking bachelor?
Speaker 1: Looking at you, a Mrs Bachelor. She didn't talk about
Speaker 1: it to me. I got free wine here? What is
Speaker 1: this food? Freak? Can I take some of that? My
Speaker 1: cousin's DJ She did say, nice to meet you, dude.
Speaker 1: I like that. The whole thing is by everything that
Speaker 1: she freaking put us through, Like by that point when
Speaker 1: she took that off, she had to be like everyone
Speaker 1: was like watching a Fox watching Fox. She was gorgeous
Speaker 1: and she had like a sexy dress. She's adorable, and
Speaker 1: she was like fully like delivered in that way. And
Speaker 1: so I was like, her personality is gonna be like awesome,
Speaker 1: Like she's like, yeah, she's gonna be ground with it
Speaker 1: or she just clearly doesn't understand when to be done
Speaker 1: with it. And and she did a full one EIGHTI
Speaker 1: was talking so fast, was talking so much. Yes, she
Speaker 1: didn't know how to and there was still like tripping.
Speaker 1: I was like still on her feet like that. She
Speaker 1: didn't get fully out of the costume. It was equivalent
Speaker 1: of like I'm wanna fuck, you know, take on my
Speaker 1: pantiose and I can't quite get out of the feet.
Speaker 1: I feel like she had to bring like what alexis
Speaker 1: brought out of the sharks. Like she was cool, she
Speaker 1: was fun, she was hilarious. My thing about about her
Speaker 1: what's her name, Alex, Alex Alex, is that I realized
Speaker 1: halfway through the bit that she was Alex. That I
Speaker 1: was like, where's the one that I picked third? Because
Speaker 1: she seemed to her picture she she's so cute, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she's gonna be the underdog. I
Speaker 1: was like, where's that girl? Oh god, that's the slab
Speaker 1: because as I wrote slow chicken and David as the chicken,
Speaker 1: yeah that happened. I was just like, ah, that was painful.
Speaker 1: But even then he like started talking and was still
Speaker 1: wearing it. So then when the slow thing happened, I
Speaker 1: was like, is this going to be a painful as
Speaker 1: a chicken? And it was five times worse and then
Speaker 1: until chicken fell on his face and broke his face.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. Okay, So then we have sequence um
Speaker 1: the competition that we had the friend of mees. They
Speaker 1: all lived together at the Miss USA Octo Mom came
Speaker 1: Tracy and her cop car. She's the fashion police. She's
Speaker 1: the oldest one, she's thirty one. I feel like, if
Speaker 1: you get a pull pulling in a cop car, you
Speaker 1: should you should be a cop, you should be cop special.
Speaker 1: In Australia, there was a crop and were allowed to
Speaker 1: do that. By the way, are we just allowed? Isn't
Speaker 1: that like in personating police officer, Like you're allowed to
Speaker 1: drive a cop hart with the cyrouns on. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like where did they get that? She was a wardrobe style.
Speaker 1: She had a prop fan. Everybody like, where did the
Speaker 1: woman who had like made a little like fair pony
Speaker 1: rides and made him the pony? Where did she get
Speaker 1: those props? He was the face on the face. Oh
Speaker 1: the the props. Oh no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of like the Cinderella the carriage, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the props where you're the pony. Because production helps you
Speaker 1: the production. It's almost unfair. All right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: some of those little dates. So we had the dancing
Speaker 1: who was a dancing lesson to a string quartet. If
Speaker 1: you're like a former NBA dancer and you're like, quit
Speaker 1: your job, you like, I quit my job to be here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you how to dance. Nothing's more fun
Speaker 1: than learning how to dance to a violin. I know
Speaker 1: she was trying to take it easy on him because
Speaker 1: he teaching him the walls. Yeah, he's like, I'm actually pretty.
Speaker 1: She's never had a boyfriend, Really, that dancer? How keep
Speaker 1: an NBA dancer and never have a boyfriend because you're
Speaker 1: committed to the dance. I'm committed to the dance and
Speaker 1: also to my new my new music career. It's amazing
Speaker 1: excited that I was okay. So then we have when
Speaker 1: she gave him the cuffs and he goes, I'm going
Speaker 1: to save these for the fantasy suits, and I thought, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not an adventurous sex. Nothing is really
Speaker 1: Oh really, this is my first time. But can I
Speaker 1: coff you? Yeah? Yeah, He's like, it's and that thing
Speaker 1: where he was like, because it can be my first time.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be special and tender and what did
Speaker 1: you see that? That was like in the maybe the
Speaker 1: sneat preview. But then like simultaneously, same messaging, I'm giving
Speaker 1: these handcuffs, you're not going to utilize that. I can't
Speaker 1: even get this open or nowhere to put them. Then
Speaker 1: we have Brie with her fake Australian accent. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I love it because that's a new It's rare in
Speaker 1: reality TV to be a new kind of dipshit. I
Speaker 1: was like, and she in mine. Now I don't have
Speaker 1: a very good I'm terrible. You can do Australian accents?
Speaker 1: I believe right. How was hers? Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 1: It was like, um, it was good. It was good.
Speaker 1: I think it's like probably a hard one and a
Speaker 1: lot of people go into like Irish or English, but
Speaker 1: then some people like vice versa, so I like liked it.
Speaker 1: I was listening for it. Once I knew it was
Speaker 1: a gimmick, I was like, is she going to give
Speaker 1: it away? I liked that she did. I just thought,
Speaker 1: if she's here for the Instagram followers, and which is
Speaker 1: what she clearly is, like, at least you stand out
Speaker 1: because everybody's there for the Instagram followers. So like like,
Speaker 1: I thought, well, Donna, and she was very cute and
Speaker 1: made her seem and when he said where are you
Speaker 1: from and she said, oh the accent, it's Australia, she
Speaker 1: didn't why Technically she's a loophole queen, which I like
Speaker 1: because she's crafty and she probably practiced those three sentences
Speaker 1: in an Australian accent all week. So I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, well executed. She didn't didn't blow it out.
Speaker 1: She did a very subtle It wasn't out of control,
Speaker 1: so it's believable. Good Die put it simp of mind.
Speaker 1: Baddya ba Hannahna And who's Australian said to keep your
Speaker 1: mouth very small because Americans would talk with wide Australians
Speaker 1: tolk lock this. They keep the math a little small. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, I spent all holiday break with my best
Speaker 1: friend's husband, who was Australian. Spike to my eye. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. You were gone for a long time.
Speaker 1: You were on a journey around the world. I love journey.
Speaker 1: You were on your love journey and you got the ring.
Speaker 1: It ended right, you got the ring. Yeah, I went
Speaker 1: to We went to Australia all around with your bro
Speaker 1: and yeah it was my dude, that's so sweet. My brother,
Speaker 1: he came, my fiance, flew out, my brother and sister
Speaker 1: in law. Um, we need Chris Wison to do the
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris ed Lindsay Lohan's resorts in that
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison montage. It was shocking to me. We were like,
Speaker 1: what he marries them too? Like I did? I know,
Speaker 1: I didn't really know that either watched the show. Does
Speaker 1: your guy watch the show? He watched her before I did.
Speaker 1: Does he want to come do this with you? Sometimes
Speaker 1: it would be hilarious, Please come, please come. I can't
Speaker 1: I'd be so fascinated to hear his take see who
Speaker 1: he likes? Okay, yeah, um, so don't we have Hannah
Speaker 1: Hannah with my The content creator gold dress. She got
Speaker 1: the first impression Rose Content. We liked her. She's adorable.
Speaker 1: We liked her and continued liking her more. I liked
Speaker 1: the Chiron popped up content creator and we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, Like I liked her more than I liked
Speaker 1: her more than I thought I would because of her bio. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's um. She's sincere that Katie pulled up her content
Speaker 1: and she's so cute. Yeah, his content creator. It does
Speaker 1: she then make that for other companies or that? See
Speaker 1: she does? I think she has like an iPhone and
Speaker 1: she's cute, and she knows how to like a photographer
Speaker 1: and model for her burgeoning social media business, planning the
Speaker 1: photo shoots for her next post. Enjoys being a foodie,
Speaker 1: and so she's she's she takes self face like she's
Speaker 1: her own photographer with her both the photographer and the
Speaker 1: model for her burgeoning social media business. Is my new Instagram.
Speaker 1: She's like having her a self timer like she I
Speaker 1: think she has followers. She does because she's she got
Speaker 1: that first impression road, I mean, look how cute she is.
Speaker 1: But so she was really a lifestyle blogger. She's trying
Speaker 1: to be like Raven she's gonna have Grace Swade. Oh
Speaker 1: she's got thirst place to know it. I bet she
Speaker 1: already sells a fab fit fund. Oh yeah, for sure
Speaker 1: she does. And she believe that she no way, she's
Speaker 1: the photographer already. Yeah, I mean, look, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: And she's really cute and being when she wins, and
Speaker 1: she'll get so many more, she'll get so any more. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. So then we have um d j
Speaker 1: Aggros shows up and she brings her fucking dog and
Speaker 1: she gives cold the dog. Katie, go, Katie, Katie, what
Speaker 1: the who does that? First of all? And she's just like,
Speaker 1: this is the best way for you to get to
Speaker 1: know me. And then she just gives someone, here's my
Speaker 1: dog for this entire journey, she said, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's not gonna actually have the dog. Also, she's
Speaker 1: forty eight years she likes forty eight, and her lips
Speaker 1: are literally going to just like float off of her body. Minimum.
Speaker 1: I want to know two faces ago what she looked like.
Speaker 1: I want to know three faces ago, two ago still unrecognized.
Speaker 1: I mean truly, like, how old did she claim to be?
Speaker 1: She says, she's twenty six? You guys, you are you
Speaker 1: both twenty five? Is that correct? Yes? I am? How
Speaker 1: old are you? You're so all good? I can't believe
Speaker 1: I hang out with You're so fucking old. She's she
Speaker 1: She's no, she's in her forties. There's no way. I mean,
Speaker 1: she could maybe be late thirties if she like, smoked
Speaker 1: a lot and got a lot of work. But she
Speaker 1: just looks like work done. She's shooting that. She's aiming
Speaker 1: to be Kurrine. She wants to be Correnn. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she's forty eight, so it's gonna be really hard to
Speaker 1: be Courrine when you're forty eight years she um the
Speaker 1: good news if she ever ever falls into body water,
Speaker 1: she will never drown because those lips are gonna keep
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, And then also did the dog like,
Speaker 1: I mean, who does that? Can you imagine that this
Speaker 1: is my baby here? Trink it? I mean literally, like
Speaker 1: I would vote around that. I don't want people even
Speaker 1: looking at Scout. She could you do you want to
Speaker 1: play Scout song? Scout as a song? Maybe? Hold on?
Speaker 1: This is for Katie's dog, Scotten. Bonnie. We love you
Speaker 1: very much. We appreciate that you've learned all about the
Speaker 1: best lark and nonsense stuff. But unfortunately we don't know
Speaker 1: my house now and I have three carasy cats. I
Speaker 1: would like to have you here, but my cash went
Speaker 1: run away. I love you, Scout and Bonnie Scout, Bonnie
Speaker 1: Scotten Bunny. Will you accept my rose? That's going to
Speaker 1: be my first single. That that's my first single. That's
Speaker 1: my first thing. You can tell how much time you
Speaker 1: took putting the rhymes together. Do you want to dance to?
Speaker 1: That is your first dance and I'm dancing that right now.
Speaker 1: I'll walter to that right now. Your first your weddings,
Speaker 1: Like dad, I have an idea for our other daughters. That. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said a lot of That's what I did my
Speaker 1: whole vacation. I wrote all those out. Yeah, just tapping
Speaker 1: it out. I love Scot out of body. I love
Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose? This happened? We we there's more,
Speaker 1: there's more things in my sleep. We've been busy. Just
Speaker 1: say a couple of things really quick, please please, all right, Nina,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Erica. Yeah, there's a couple of people
Speaker 1: here that I just do not recognize. Never seen him before,
Speaker 1: and watch the whole episode. Never seen before them. He
Speaker 1: didn't remember her either. Na oh yes, bombs and buffalos
Speaker 1: and bombs. He was cute. But okay, wait, then we
Speaker 1: have I was. I felt worried seeing Courtney and Lily
Speaker 1: again after Winter Games. They've been in l A too long,
Speaker 1: They've gotten makeovers. I wanted them just to go back
Speaker 1: down under and live their lives. Just have fun. Also,
Speaker 1: Garrett and back up. Garrett didn't even try. He wore
Speaker 1: an old shirt. He seemed depressed. Okay, so they don't
Speaker 1: think that Garrett wants I don't think Garrett wants to
Speaker 1: be on TV. I don't think he knows how to
Speaker 1: be on TV. I think he just smiles. But I
Speaker 1: don't think that he looks stunned. He looks not a
Speaker 1: lot of death. Yeah, so then we have. Um, so
Speaker 1: then he kissed. Let's talk about the three kisses. He
Speaker 1: kissed the woman in the sash my number two. She's Kaitlyn.
Speaker 1: He kissed his will for revision. Calin doesn't look like
Speaker 1: her photo. Just want to say she does not at
Speaker 1: all like a different human Number two number two. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't love Klin. Yeah, I just want to say
Speaker 1: she's something about her really bothers me, Klin, Yeah, the sister.
Speaker 1: The sister surprised, I'm your sister, right yeah, um um,
Speaker 1: And then we have and then we have. He kissed Katie.
Speaker 1: He said, I want a strong independent woman. She said,
Speaker 1: I'm a Christian girl, and he kissed her. I love
Speaker 1: that he did. I liked that. I loved that. I
Speaker 1: think he really into fitness buddy, like literally yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, she's carved, She's total carved. She was
Speaker 1: the greatest sol is that her? She's yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I've got my os. You give me wanted to have.
Speaker 1: You give me like a thumble wine, a half a cigarette.
Speaker 1: Get ready, I'm gonna take like a month off after that,
Speaker 1: but I can sucking move move. Who's the third kiss?
Speaker 1: Third kiss was Hannah Hannah Buttons Hannah but knows the
Speaker 1: one who got the first. I thought he only kissed
Speaker 1: two people he kissed. I think he kissed one more.
Speaker 1: Be kissed the other pageant when he kissed her, You're okay,
Speaker 1: so now we're gonna do before you leave. Um. So
Speaker 1: he cut the sloth and then he cut um, he
Speaker 1: cut cut Devon, oh yeah, and then he cut the
Speaker 1: new name. He cut Jane with the new name Jane,
Speaker 1: and then he cut Cinderella I can't remember, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then they showed the pumpkin. Oh yeah, was such
Speaker 1: like it's it's like six am, right, that party go
Speaker 1: all night and that was a tired produced like quick,
Speaker 1: you get a pumpkin. They got the who was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like specially really smart. I'm like a person
Speaker 1: and he cut like I didn't even get to before
Speaker 1: you go? You help us pick the tree of the week. Yes,
Speaker 1: can we talk real quick about and you guys keep
Speaker 1: talking after I go? But no, no, no, none of
Speaker 1: the preview for what's going to happen. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: mean something over the wall. Does he kiss every person
Speaker 1: he interacted? He did a lot of dry humping. He's
Speaker 1: getting pretty horizontal with these dry hemps everybody and then
Speaker 1: runs anyway. Everyone is in a bikini with their legs
Speaker 1: around him. Yes, every one more than three or four
Speaker 1: broads in a bikini. He's grabbing their bottoms. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of ass grab I still don't think he's a
Speaker 1: good kisser. I watched it. It's like he just needs more.
Speaker 1: Even Chris Harrison goes like, what the ship? You know?
Speaker 1: He's like, cusses about it because I don't know how
Speaker 1: planned that. It feels like because he's being like Colton.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool. I think Chris Harrison just loves when he
Speaker 1: sees that something could be drama and likes it. He
Speaker 1: loves it, just goes in. Okay, how did you feel
Speaker 1: about Chris watching Chris Harrison? He was teared up. Chris
Speaker 1: loves Chris, Chris love, I love. I love what I do.
Speaker 1: He's not retiring. I love what I do. I loved
Speaker 1: his suit. He is very good at being Chris Harrison. Okay,
Speaker 1: are we ready tweeter the week? Song? Two to the
Speaker 1: Week is a britty tweet of the week. An idiot
Speaker 1: tweet of the weight first two of the week Ryan
Speaker 1: Paulson at our Paulson photo. He tweets, this might be
Speaker 1: the first season ever. We're showing up to gain instant followers?
Speaker 1: Is the right reason? Yeah? Okay, was on fire. He
Speaker 1: did a few. Give a few of you can pay
Speaker 1: your first Ryan Paulson. One of them will narrow it down.
Speaker 1: Here's another. Ryan Paulson saying that Colton is your favorite
Speaker 1: bachelor is far more revealing of your personal character failings
Speaker 1: than saying that Trump is your favorite president, absolute favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's my favorite. Ryan Paulson, Becca hit the nail on
Speaker 1: the head with the perfect person for Colton Garrett Um
Speaker 1: Alexis Madison at ABC Madson. Clearly this season doesn't end
Speaker 1: with Colton getting murdered by coyote, So is it even
Speaker 1: worth it? Wow? And then Ryan wrote, seriously, it's a
Speaker 1: shame that we already have proof of life because he
Speaker 1: came out on the theater. Um, Megan Corbett back, um
Speaker 1: at Meg Corbs. This premiere has more filler than every
Speaker 1: contestant's lip injections put together. That's um. Let me have
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constant at TRIXI Firecracker. Oh, Chris is so going
Speaker 1: to propose to himself after this video. I've never seen
Speaker 1: a man more in love, Okay. And then we have
Speaker 1: final Shanne Constant is desperately clinging to your bachelor fame
Speaker 1: worth sitting in a hot tub in the parking lot
Speaker 1: around the corner from Craft Services in fifty degree weather.
Speaker 1: You're not going to get a spin off, all right,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna narrow it down to two Shayne Constant. Oh,
Speaker 1: Chris is so going to propose to himself after this video.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a man so in love, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw a one that I didn't do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do one that I didn't even narrow because we did
Speaker 1: none of them got huge reactions, So I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: this was one the show having more filler than the
Speaker 1: lift fillers and all the con doesnts collectively is okay,
Speaker 1: I'll put that one. Okay, I'll put that one in.
Speaker 1: I'll read that in a second. Here's another option for
Speaker 1: the final three. Does anyone know which maul Demi was
Speaker 1: shopping at when she met her boyfriend at twelve? And
Speaker 1: can we confirm Roy Moore's location at the time? Okay,
Speaker 1: too dark? Okay, alright, alright, so we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: you like it all right, So we're gonna do for
Speaker 1: a final two. Oh, Chris is still going to propose
Speaker 1: himself after this video. I've never seen a man so
Speaker 1: in love that was at Cheyenne Constant and um, Megan
Speaker 1: Corbett back. This premiere has more filler than every consistent
Speaker 1: lip injections put together. Filler or Chris Harrison and love filler, filler, filler,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Megan Corbett back. Thank you, you are
Speaker 1: the winner. Thank you to everybody who emailed us and
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Speaker 1: R and um, can you hand him with a madrigal again?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, let's hear the Can we hear
Speaker 1: that tweet of the week again? Tweet of the weight?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gone like Target lady accent you guys, Rob,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you in San Francisco on Saturday, and
Speaker 1: everyone who comes to the show Saturday. My goal is
Speaker 1: that you know the words to your song by the
Speaker 1: end of the season. Okay, alright, if you don't get
Speaker 1: to hear it in between, you're gonna make a song
Speaker 1: for Benmo John Oh my god, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: need to make chance. Oh my god. Well, I have
Speaker 1: one song that I get to improvise to, so I
Speaker 1: have background music and I get to improvise. Tanna, will
Speaker 1: you take a picture of all of us before Rob leaves?
Speaker 1: In conclusion, Debbie, who do you think? Who do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna win? And who do you think it's
Speaker 1: going to be the villain besides d j agro Um.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like they're teeing like DEMI up
Speaker 1: to be the villain right now. But there were a
Speaker 1: couple of girls that got really freaked out there Klin.
Speaker 1: I don't there's suthing about Klin. I don't trust um
Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is. And I want
Speaker 1: to root for her because she's a pageant girl, yes,
Speaker 1: and them's our people now for sure. But once you've
Speaker 1: been through pageant camp, you know what I want to say.
Speaker 1: I've noticed that all that you and Aaron and Irene
Speaker 1: can pose really well, like just in a casual picture,
Speaker 1: like there's like you all can like just get I
Speaker 1: mean you might have, you might have been able to
Speaker 1: get it right before, but you guys all like I
Speaker 1: can really put me through the ringer. He let me
Speaker 1: know everything I was doing wrong. I'm sure that's what
Speaker 1: happens to badges. Um Um. Who do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna win? Who do I think is gonna win? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be like someone surprising that he
Speaker 1: warms up to. Obviously, it's looking like Hannah right now.
Speaker 1: But on the Bachelor, it's never the first impression Rose,
Speaker 1: un bachelorette, it's usually the first usually the bachelorette whoever
Speaker 1: gets the first impression Rose, Oh yeah yo yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was to me, Demi, dem Demi. I think that
Speaker 1: like something will hopefully happen to where he thinks he's
Speaker 1: falling for Demi or to me, because she's good. She's
Speaker 1: manipulative and she's good, and she's just like this little
Speaker 1: freaking sex spot. She's like, he has a crush on me.
Speaker 1: I can tell people would say that. People actually like,
Speaker 1: keep it to yourself, he likes me. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have the confidence. I don't have
Speaker 1: the kind of content. It's never occurred to me that
Speaker 1: even people who are giving me very strong signs think
Speaker 1: I'm cool. Like, it's never occurred to me to be
Speaker 1: like I I think that might be real friends like
Speaker 1: I would never within forty five seconds of like a
Speaker 1: first conversation. She's bold and knows who she is and
Speaker 1: gets what she wants and you can respect that. I
Speaker 1: have been run by people like that, so my natural
Speaker 1: inclination is to hate it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I think if she's like means beauty. There
Speaker 1: was one girl and I don't know who it was,
Speaker 1: but in the episode where someone was like, there's like
Speaker 1: thirty of us and we're all going to be competing,
Speaker 1: and one girl goes but only one of us is
Speaker 1: going to get the ring, and it just like got
Speaker 1: a little chili, Like it's real pageant e. I want
Speaker 1: to make it very clear my feelings for you. I
Speaker 1: want I wrote a song for you. I just want
Speaker 1: to know. I just want to give you signals about
Speaker 1: how I feel in our friendship. Can we just just
Speaker 1: somebody's engaged. She's a pista, she likes love journeys, she
Speaker 1: is my friend, a former brook, she has a crush
Speaker 1: on I think she really likes me. I think she
Speaker 1: really likes She ran and friend with Debbie Ryan. I'm
Speaker 1: really good at I'm available for lyric writing. I'm really good.
Speaker 1: I'm a really good lyricist. Oh my god, Katie witnessed
Speaker 1: all of those recordings. It was like, that's awesome. It
Speaker 1: was like a fever dream. Well, guys, thank you all
Speaker 1: so much. This is I feel even more myself than
Speaker 1: I felt off the Rage room. This is great. I
Speaker 1: would like to go with you. I would like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. Anna said that when she listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast that there was a notable difference in the
Speaker 1: sound of my voice calm. I sounded calm after you
Speaker 1: would really like it? We should go. I would love to.
Speaker 1: I put it on a list. I have this list
Speaker 1: for people like my friends are Ohio or whoever when
Speaker 1: they come here at this list of like thing places
Speaker 1: that will send them. And that is one of the
Speaker 1: like miscellaneous activities because a lot of my friends are
Speaker 1: like sober or straight edge. That is like one of
Speaker 1: my favorite because it's like bars and cocktails. It's fine
Speaker 1: spiles in an l a, but like that's cool things.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, Brandon Safie, if you ever get if
Speaker 1: he was really fun, it was fun or was it
Speaker 1: like a scary friendship moment where you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I know you now and are you okay?
Speaker 1: You know what it was? It was when I saw
Speaker 1: him switched from the bat to the axe to attack.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna when you actually swapped out his
Speaker 1: weaponry to attack that kitchen and the video I couldn't
Speaker 1: stopped lad. I didn't learn a lot about you guys
Speaker 1: through the videos, like yeah because we started yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we said we didn't. We edited this part out
Speaker 1: when we put it on the Patreon page. When we
Speaker 1: each one, we were like this is for the back
Speaker 1: or that, like yes, wait, but we realized, did you
Speaker 1: only get twenty minutes? You only get a certain amount
Speaker 1: of stuff, so we named like this is where were you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really fun. Targeting. It was fun in the beginning.
Speaker 1: It's scary because you're like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in a room with a bat, like hitting things, and
Speaker 1: then you're like never had that? Yes, did you get
Speaker 1: to do that? For the Insatiable? When did you get
Speaker 1: to beat? What? Did you get to break? Ship? It
Speaker 1: was like candy glass and like all of those things.
Speaker 1: Was that fun? Yes, it was so fun. And then
Speaker 1: these like air cannons that were like helping things kind
Speaker 1: of explode. It would just feel so And I used
Speaker 1: to do it with wine bottles. I used to like
Speaker 1: throw and smash them against walls and I used to
Speaker 1: like whatever. And of course growing up you used like
Speaker 1: BB guns or whatever like in Texas. So I feel
Speaker 1: as though like targeting it like being making eye contact
Speaker 1: with it creates like a control and sort of like
Speaker 1: a fear of it. I want to do it with you.
Speaker 1: I really my favorite thing to break in the room.
Speaker 1: We had coffee cops. We had ash trays. I liked
Speaker 1: the shot glasses because they were small and they would
Speaker 1: just explode. And what did you break them with that?
Speaker 1: And did you come down on them or did they
Speaker 1: did you hit them across? We figured it out because
Speaker 1: it's like all on like a trash can and so
Speaker 1: like you could either hit it against the wall or
Speaker 1: you can hit down. I found it was more satisfying
Speaker 1: to hit down because hitting across it doesn't break immediately
Speaker 1: and then goes to the wall and then it breaks,
Speaker 1: whereas if you want to kind of be like yoh fuck, yeah.
Speaker 1: It was very satisfying. I felt like I felt really
Speaker 1: excited afterwards. I felt very grounded. I'm gonna become the
Speaker 1: intern there when I'm on tour, and I would like
Speaker 1: that bryance off it. My torso was so long I
Speaker 1: almost didn't fit into the jumpsuit. It was amazing. It
Speaker 1: was like full camel to like, I fully almost didn't
Speaker 1: fit him. Um, I unfortunately have to go Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go. Guy, um Tanna, thank you for having me
Speaker 1: as always. Yeah, I'm so glad to see you. I
Speaker 1: love you. Do me too. I'm gonna have to write
Speaker 1: a song for Josh. If Josh is going to come,
Speaker 1: I might improvise it on the spot so you can
Speaker 1: see my lyrics, like just like I can freestyle like
Speaker 1: like that. It might be like eight miles and I
Speaker 1: really want to make it pretty impressive. I want to
Speaker 1: be like I wanted, like when you write a song
Speaker 1: from my vand like I got you. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: want to hire you. I can audition a song. I
Speaker 1: can audition like toment pilot song like for his song. Dude,
Speaker 1: I have a thing that I want to show you.
Speaker 1: Do you happen to know their song called Jumpsuit? I
Speaker 1: might if you play it for me. I might. Um,
Speaker 1: I can play this whenever. You don't have to do this.
Speaker 1: But my friend did this, which is an acoustic version.
Speaker 1: Jumpsuit is like pretty intense of a song and it's
Speaker 1: incredible and it's actually just got nominated for a Grammy
Speaker 1: or something. But my friend did this version. Oh my
Speaker 1: defense me so happy that I feel sooted right now.
Speaker 1: This is actually feel really good right now. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I love your friend. It's like there's a point at
Speaker 1: the end of the song when he screamed, but he
Speaker 1: just changes it too cute little JUMPSU. I love I
Speaker 1: love this so much. I love your friend. Maybe we
Speaker 1: could do a collab on an album. You guys would
Speaker 1: be incredible, would we really would be? I'm gonna quit
Speaker 1: at him. It's good to music. Oh my god, did
Speaker 1: he loved to Josh love it? We were howling laughing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he would just do he would just change it.
Speaker 1: He would be like, I want to pant sued pants
Speaker 1: suit covering me, pants sued to pant ude to cover me.
Speaker 1: He just like send us that we were losing. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's you, It's you and dude for him. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to meet him. Um, Josh and I got matching
Speaker 1: tattoos in each other's hand fight, Can I see? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And actually no one in the world knows where it is,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna show you. Okay, we want to tell anybody.
Speaker 1: Oh what does it say? Oh? Yeah, he's the right
Speaker 1: guy for you. It's and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: get yeah, I gotta get at her, Um, can I
Speaker 1: try in your turb him Um, Debbie, I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you, Katie, I love you. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to mick a Nose Lindsay
Speaker 1: Lands beacha. If we went for like three nights or
Speaker 1: four nights, that wouldn't that would be easy? Four nights,
Speaker 1: four four nights because like playing, you'll be you'll have
Speaker 1: like two solid good feels, like the sense of time
Speaker 1: and making those regardless. Yeah, there's no jet lag because
Speaker 1: I don't think things start until ten pm. Like we're fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm thinking, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. By the way, like I would love
Speaker 1: to go on vacation with you. I think it would
Speaker 1: be so fun. And I will not go to Lindsay
Speaker 1: Lohan's beach house. I just want to, like, I just
Speaker 1: want to say right now, okay, okay, um you guys,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening, and we'll see you in San
Speaker 1: Francisco by night. I want to get tonight feels so good.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna wanted to push you figure where word
Speaker 1: oden to your world