1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday. 3 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: We have all kinds of questions, funny ones, great ones, 4 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: angering ones, all kinds of stuff. We're gonna cram as 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: much as we possibly can into the final hour of 6 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: the show before I check out it here until Monday. 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: Before we do that, I'm going to talk about Maria 8 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: Salazar and the GOP to be specifically, Chris, go ahead 9 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: and grab the you know what. To remember the yes, 10 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: the Communists, the Democrats are evil and we have to 11 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: defeat them. We can never allow them back into power. 12 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: But also remember that we still have a lot of 13 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: clean up and clean out to do of the Republican Party. 14 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: Maria Salazar after the election, you know, the election didn't 15 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: go our way on Tuesday? So what did she do? 16 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: What was her response to it? Was it to re 17 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: message things on the economy? Was it? But what was 18 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: Maria Salazar's response? I think your response to the election 19 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:38,199 Speaker 1: loss on Tuesday is pretty revealing. Here's what Maria said. 20 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,559 Speaker 2: The Hispanic vote is not guaranteed. Hispanics married President Trump. 21 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 2: They're only dating the GOP. I've been warning it. If 22 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 2: the GOP does not deliver, we will lose the Hispanic 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 2: vote all over the country, and unfortunately it happened last night. 24 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: In New Jersey and Virginia, Hispanics moved back more than 25 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: twenty five points two of the dem Party twenty five points. 26 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: Hispanics want the same thing as any other American, secure borders, 27 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 2: the good economy, get rid of the bad own brace. 28 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 2: But they also want to give dignity to those who 29 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 2: have been here for years and do not have a 30 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 2: criminal record, people that may not have a legality, but 31 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: who have been Okay, I. 32 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: Can't deal with her English anymore. It's just more than 33 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: I can handle at this point in time. A mendo 34 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: mood for it at all. In response to an election loss, 35 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:39,399 Speaker 1: immediately Maria Salazar starts campaigning for her tribe immediately, very tribal. Immediately, 36 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: he Hey, amnesty, that's what we need. Amnesty. So she 37 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 1: may not have a brain in her head. And do 38 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: you support a no flies one in Ukraine? 39 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 2: I support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir 40 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 2: Putin and helping the Ukrainians. 41 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia. 42 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: I don't know what it will mean, but you know 43 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 2: freedom is not. 44 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone 45 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: will mean. You have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean, 46 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: of course, so conventional war with Russia. 47 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 2: Listen, thank you. 48 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: She doesn't have a brain, but she doesn't think she 49 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: has to. She's there for a tribe. And by the way, Maria, 50 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: I have all kinds of Latino friends and Latinos in 51 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: my neighborhood. I am almost positive they would never vote 52 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: again if the GOP pass amnesty. They would lose their 53 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: freaking minds. If the GOP pass amnesty. Just a heads up, 54 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: dear show got oracle. This morning at church there was 55 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: a newcomer who was a face talker, just got right 56 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: in my personal space. I'd take a step back and 57 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: he'd move in. This happened twice before I had to 58 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: hold my hand out with the stop sign. It turns 59 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: out my pastor had told him to do this to 60 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: mess with me and was laughing hysterically watching this unfold. 61 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: Two questions, what should be proper social etiquette in dealing 62 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: with personal space invaders and what should be done about 63 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: diabolical pastors who encourage such a thing. One, you're very 64 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: blessed to have a pastor who's also just a dude. 65 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: I used to I've had a couple like that in 66 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: my life. They'd show up at sporting events and root 67 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: loudly against the other team and people around them. It 68 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: be like pastor and he said, this is a competition, 69 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: is it? Not just a dude? Right? Your pastor should 70 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: be a dude, not some effeminate Nancy nancying around up 71 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: on stage. A dude, real dude. One, that's cool. Two. 72 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: I can tell you what to do about face talkers, 73 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: but you're not going to like it. Nobody likes my 74 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: solutions for things, even though in the back of their 75 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: mind they know the solution is effective. What if I 76 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 1: told you, for instance, people who talk on speakerphone or 77 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: FaceTime or loudly play video games or music or whatever 78 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: on their phone in public settings, maybe in an airport 79 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: or the doctor's office. How do you take care of 80 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: that problem? What do you do? You do it? Back? 81 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: Tell you pull out your phone if someone's doing it, 82 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: you crank the volume all the way to the max, 83 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: and you fire up the music, baby, fire up the videos. 84 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: Believe me when I tell you it has one hundred 85 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: percent effectiveness. They will look, they will notice. Now maybe 86 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 1: they'll just be annoyed by you, but oftentimes you can 87 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: see it come over them. Oh I shouldn't do that. 88 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: But the problem is, as with so many of my solutions, 89 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: it makes people uncomfortable. It makes people feel like a 90 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: bad person, and so people will say what they always 91 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: say to me, there has to be another way. Let 92 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: me tell you how to deal with face talkers. And 93 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: you're not gonna like it, but it works. Spit on 94 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 1: them that explain. I don't want you to hawk a 95 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: loogie and spit in their face. That's not what I'm saying. 96 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 1: I'm saying I've done it multiple times in my life. 97 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: These people, you just get a little extra spit on 98 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 1: your tongue and then you just start talking really really breathly. 99 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: And I don't think breath lee is a word, but 100 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: you know exactly what I'm saying is gather up into 101 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 1: a little extra spit on you talking to be like, yeah, 102 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: I can't believe the Steelers lost yesterday. And let me 103 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 1: tell you what, buddy, Just like that, personal space comes back, 104 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: just like that. That's the only way people want a 105 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 1: nice way out of things. But oftentimes there is no 106 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: nice way. You see, let me explain, because this applies 107 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: in so many different ways in life. People with values 108 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: who have good parents. Maybe maybe you had a good upbringing, 109 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: good mom, good dad. Maybe you had both good coaches, 110 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 1: good teachers, whatever. People with the good upbringing, they don't 111 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: realize how unique it is, and they don't realize that 112 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: the rest of the planet doesn't have that, and they 113 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: have to be taught. They have to be taught that 114 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: they're doing wrong. Bob gets mad at me on the road. 115 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: You know, when she gets mad at me on the road, 116 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: she's always worried we're gonna get shot. When there's somebody 117 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: puttsing along in the left lane, just sauntering along, barely 118 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: go in the speed limit if at all, in the 119 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: passing lane, oftentimes with the line of cars behind them 120 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: of people who want to get by. When I finally pass, 121 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: which I have to pass on the right, which is unsafe, 122 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: and you don't want to do it. When I pass 123 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: that person, I will mean mug the daylights out of them. 124 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,679 Speaker 1: I will practically press my face to the side window 125 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: and make dang sure they look over and see me 126 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: glaring at them. And ob is mortified every time. Don't 127 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 1: do that. Why do you have to do that? The bib. 128 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean, I'm not trying to 129 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 1: be rude. That is a human being who was never 130 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: taught by their parents or grandparents or pastors. They were 131 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: never taught by the influences in their life. A really, 132 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: really key key thing about life. The world doesn't revolve 133 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: around you. There are, in fact, I swear this is true, 134 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 1: there are other people on the road, there are other 135 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: people in society. As a matter of fact, the whole 136 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: world doesn't orbit around you. That person has never been 137 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: taught that. So on the highway they'll put the cruise 138 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: control on fifty five, never look in the rear view mirror, 139 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: and just go putts it along, completely oblivious that they're 140 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 1: screwing up traffic for everybody. Unless you teach them, Unless 141 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: I teach them, they will go through the rest of 142 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: their lives operating as if they're the only people on 143 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:45,319 Speaker 1: the planet. Sometimes adults have to be taught lessons because 144 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,040 Speaker 1: their parents never taught them those lessons. When you get 145 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: someone who speaks on speakerphone, loudly watches movies in a 146 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: public setting on their phone. You have an obligation to 147 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: teach that person a lesson, not out of hate, not 148 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: out of spite, because you care for them. Their parents 149 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: never cared enough for them. You do teach them. Teach them. 150 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: Pull out that phone, and by the way, you can 151 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 1: find the loudest, most cringey song in the world. I 152 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 1: like to do that. I have some really bad ones 153 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: on my phone from kid's birthday parties and stuff. Oh, 154 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 1: I'm blasting it loudly. Oh is that disrupting you? Wow, 155 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 1: that's a real shame. It's annoying when people do that 156 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:34,319 Speaker 1: in public, isn't it. Sorry, we can move on. Let's 157 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: talk about taps, Let's talk about the House and the Senate. 158 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: Let's talk about other things. Let's talk about urgency. I 159 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: am not a used car salesman, and I don't sell 160 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: RVs anymore. But there's something that used to happen when 161 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: I had sold used RVs, because those were rare, a 162 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: used when a good condition. I would have to make 163 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 1: a phone call that I hated. I would have to 164 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,600 Speaker 1: tell clients of mine who were looking for them. You 165 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: need to hurry that this is gonna be gone out 166 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 1: a day or two, you know, that I don't say 167 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 1: this often. You need to hurry. If you've been considering 168 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: Legacy Box, and I know you have digitizing your home movies, 169 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: your pictures. If you are interested in getting this to 170 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: somebody as a Christmas gift, and it is the most 171 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: precious Christmas gift you will ever give to somebody, you 172 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: need to hurry. They not only have a big Black 173 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: Friday special going on right now, they will get it 174 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 1: to you by Christmas. But you need to hurry. I'm 175 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: not going to be here the first week of December 176 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: telling you you can have it by Christmas. That window 177 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: will be slammed shut. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse, get 178 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: your box, Legacybox dot com, slash Jesse. We'll be back. 179 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It 180 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 1: is the Jessie Kelly Show. Cannot get the smile off 181 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 1: my face on a Thursday. Maybe that's just the three 182 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: Dog night in me. Though. Let's get back to the questions, 183 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 1: because we don't have much time left. Jesse. If the 184 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 1: Democrats win back the House and Senate, what happens, Well, 185 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: if the Democrats win back the House, Donald Trump is 186 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 1: going to be impeached. Stopped for a second, because let's 187 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:37,439 Speaker 1: lay this out. I don't want anybody to get confused. Remember, 188 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: the United States House of Representatives has the power to 189 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 1: impeach the president, all right. Impeaching the president, though does 190 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 1: not remove him from office. If the United States House 191 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 1: of Representatives impeaches Donald Trump, and they will when they 192 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: take back the House, or if they take back the 193 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: House again, it is the Senate who then votes to 194 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: remove him. Even if Democrats take back the House of Representatives, 195 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,439 Speaker 1: they will not have sixty votes in the Senate by 196 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: any measure, they will not have sixty votes in the 197 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: Senate to remove him. Will it be annoying, will it 198 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: be bad for the country? Of course, of course all 199 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: these things will happen. But Donald Trump will be impeached. 200 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,679 Speaker 1: That's one of those things that will happen. Another thing 201 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: that will happen. Let's assume they have the Senate too. 202 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: There won't be any more of our judges who get through. 203 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:45,079 Speaker 1: We have a Senate full of low tgpers like Lenzi Graham. 204 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: And what they will do is when a Democrat is president, 205 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: they'll say things like, well he gets the judges he wants. Huh, huh, 206 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:57,079 Speaker 1: love you, South Carolina. And then Democrats when they take 207 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 1: control of the Senate, they'll say, screw you that judge 208 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: doesn't go through. I know it's terrible, but until Republicans 209 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,839 Speaker 1: start getting off their butts and voting in primaries, these 210 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: are the losers we are stuck with. So Lantagram and 211 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,640 Speaker 1: the others won't be able to do anything to stop it. 212 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: No more judges through. That's a big deal. Those are 213 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 1: the two kind of big things that will happen. Another thing, 214 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: maybe you consider it big, maybe you don't, is there 215 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: won't be any legislation at all. If there is a 216 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: piece of legislation that passes through a Democrat House and 217 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: Democrats Senate, it will be the worst thing you've ever 218 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: seen in your entire life, and every Republican who votes 219 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: for it should resign in disgrace. But there probably won't 220 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: be any legislation. Now, why, what's the game? What's the gamble? Well? 221 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: I think, well, the shutdown. The shutdown is actually a 222 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: good example. This Democrat shutdown here that's apparently coming to 223 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 1: an end. We'll see this Democrat shutdown. What was the game? 224 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 1: What was the gamble? Well, they were banking on a 225 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: couple things. One, they were banking on the American public 226 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: blaming the shutdown on Republicans. They wanted pain. They wanted 227 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: people to lose snap benefits. They wanted the military to 228 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: go without pay. They wanted travel to be delayed. They're 229 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: canceling ten percent of flights. I had a flight of 230 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: mind canceled already. They wanted these things to happen. They 231 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: wanted the American people to hurt. They wanted the American 232 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: people to hurt because they thought it would give them 233 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: leverage in negotiations going forward. This is how sick and 234 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 1: demonic these people are now, as far as them having 235 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: the House and the Senate goes, what's going to be 236 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,200 Speaker 1: the game the exact same thing. Remember we've been talking 237 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 1: about how miserable people are economically. People right now are 238 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: unhappy with the economy. A large enough portion of the 239 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: country is that Republicans may be in trouble in the midterms. Well, 240 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 1: if Democrats can stall anything, just stop it all after 241 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 1: the midterms. So let's let's fast forward. We're just we're 242 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: just using our forward thinking here. If the Democrats take 243 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: back the House and or Senate at the midterms, and 244 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: they just flat out stop any legislation. Well, Donald Trump's 245 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: in the White House, and a large quantity of Americans 246 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: are so stupid they think the president runs everything and 247 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 1: passes laws. If they don't know anything about the three 248 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: brand they don't know what you know. They don't know 249 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: anything about the three branches of government and stuff like that, 250 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: nothing gets passed. Let's fast forward. It's the year twenty 251 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: twenty eight. Gavin Newsom is up against JD. Vance to 252 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: be President of the United States of America. And let's 253 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 1: say you're not you. Let's say you're a ormy. The 254 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: economy's bad. Republicans in your mind, you know what you're 255 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: gonna say if you're one of these these low info normies. 256 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: Republicans had four years and didn't do anything about it. 257 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: I still can't afford anything. I still am working two jobs. 258 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: I gave Republicans four years to Gavin Newsom's up there 259 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 1: and he's promising to give me stuff. He's already said 260 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,880 Speaker 1: if he gets elected, he's gonna pay off my student loans. 261 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: He's gonna give me this. He's gonna give me free 262 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: this and free that. What have Republicans given me? I've 263 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:30,360 Speaker 1: given them four years I'm voting Gavin Newsom. I'm not 264 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: saying that's going to work. I'm not saying that's going 265 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,160 Speaker 1: to happen. That's not what I'm saying. But I am 266 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: definitely saying that is the play. Democrats are going to make, 267 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: make things as miserable and horrible in the country as 268 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:50,399 Speaker 1: humanly possible, and bank on the low infos out there, 269 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 1: the low information voters, bank on them being too stupid 270 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 1: and apathetic to figure out where to appropriately assign the blame. 271 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 1: Then if all goes well, you hope you steal the 272 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,919 Speaker 1: White House in twenty twenty eight, and then they'll have 273 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 1: a lot of us killed and in prisoned. They're going 274 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,200 Speaker 1: to everyone thinks I'm radical When I say that, I 275 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: would argue you should open up a history book. This 276 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 1: is always the trajectory Communist go. They're going to do worse. 277 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: Next time they will. They're going to do a lot worse. 278 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 1: You better get your chalk going, now, better get your 279 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,679 Speaker 1: tea levels up. Now. That way we can dig in 280 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: and work hard and do the blocking and tackling we 281 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,800 Speaker 1: need to do to ensure that day never ever ever comes. 282 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 1: Natural herbal supplements from chalk will have you feeling good, 283 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: even better than you feel when you're listening to Three 284 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: Dog Night. I take a male vitality stack from Chalk. 285 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: It puts me in a good mood. I have so 286 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: much energy when you've taken it for years like I have. 287 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 1: You just maintain that all the time, all the time. 288 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: You feel good, feel ready to go. Tonight, when I 289 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,680 Speaker 1: get off work, going for a walk, nice long one, 290 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,880 Speaker 1: just a nice long walk in the evening. This happens 291 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: to be that teeny tiny fifteen minute window in Texas 292 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 1: where the weather is bearable. So I'm gonna go home 293 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,760 Speaker 1: through on my shoes and shorts and I'm gonna go 294 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: walking because I just feel good. I want to feel 295 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: like that all the time. Chuck dot com slash Jesse 296 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 1: c Hoq dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. You're 297 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: listening to the Oracle. You love this one. It's a 298 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 1: scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 299 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. So I need 300 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: to remind you one. You can email the show Jesse 301 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. But I got this email, 302 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,640 Speaker 1: you know. On Medal of Honor Monday, if the guy 303 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: passed away, we play taps. If at the opening of 304 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,639 Speaker 1: the show we honor the fallen, you know, the fallen 305 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: in tr things like that, which we've done many times before, 306 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,679 Speaker 1: we play taps in their honor. It's something that played 307 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: in their honor. And I got to see me and 308 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: I guess I never thought about it. But it's a 309 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: good email. Jesse. I'm not a veteran of the military, 310 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,679 Speaker 1: but I am a thirty three year policeman. What's my 311 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 1: protocol for when taps is played for a fallen soldier? 312 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,199 Speaker 1: Hand on the heart, question mark, thanks for any consideration. Okay, 313 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:32,520 Speaker 1: So I want to say this one. Don't major on 314 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: the minor when it comes to honoring the fallen, meaning 315 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,639 Speaker 1: I know there's certain protocols and you should do this, 316 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: and should do this, and should do that, but it 317 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: is your heart that matters in that moment. In my house, 318 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. We'll come back to taps 319 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,399 Speaker 1: in my house. One year. This is back when I 320 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 1: watched the NFL. It's a few years ago. One year, 321 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: we went to a neighbor's house for the Super Bowl. 322 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 1: This neighbor has another couple they're best friends with, so 323 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: they're always together. It's really wonderful. They're great. The close 324 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: friends sounds good, but they're always together. And the other 325 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: couple not my neighbor. The other couple obviously it's a woman. Well, 326 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,919 Speaker 1: one of them is a woman. The national anthem starts 327 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: to play for the Super Bowl. Now, in my house, 328 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,360 Speaker 1: whatever happens during the national anthem, you are not going 329 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,240 Speaker 1: to talk. You are not going to be on your phone. 330 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 1: If it is a sport event, whatever we're watching. When 331 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 1: the national anthem is on, the bare minimum is you 332 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: will shut up. We like to stand up. Maybe you're 333 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,719 Speaker 1: not in that in a place where you can do 334 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: that in that moment, and that's okay. You're not going 335 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: to get in trouble unless you're running your freaking mouth 336 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 1: or you're on your phone. Show some respect for your country. 337 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: Shut your freaking mouth and public. My boys know you 338 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: will stop moving. The hat will come off, and you 339 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: will put your hand over your heart. Your hat will 340 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,879 Speaker 1: come off. You will shut up and stop moving. And 341 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 1: they're just wonderful about this now. They know we've talked 342 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,439 Speaker 1: about it long enough. In people who don't do it 343 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: now they're mad at them. Dad, did you see that 344 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 1: guy doesn't matter which I love, okay, But it's about 345 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,040 Speaker 1: It's not necessarily about the standing or the hat. It's 346 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 1: about the reverence. It's about where your heart is in 347 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 1: that moment when we play taps to honor the fallen, 348 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 1: and in fact, I think I'm going to in a 349 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: moment it just feels right when we play taps to 350 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: honor the fallen. It's not about what you specifically do. 351 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,360 Speaker 1: Maybe you're driving, maybe you can't stand, put your hand 352 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: over your heart, Maybe you can't close your eyes, and 353 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that. Maybe for you. I will 354 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: tell you if I was at home, if I was 355 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 1: in a place I could do it, I would stand up. 356 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: I don't know that I would put my hand over 357 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 1: my heart. I might, but I would stand up. I 358 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 1: would definitely remove my hat. It's not about the hat 359 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: or the heart or the standing. It's about respect. It's 360 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 1: about showing reverence to people who gave their lives for 361 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,920 Speaker 1: this country, who are no longer here with us to celebrate. 362 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: You know, we got we got holidays coming up, We've 363 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: got Thanksgiving, We've got Christmas. Yes, I know, Chris Hanuka, 364 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,400 Speaker 1: but we have we have we have things coming up 365 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: and This is a time that is particularly hard on 366 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: families who have lost someone. Those guys gave that up. 367 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 1: No Christmas this year for them, No no Thanksgiving this 368 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,959 Speaker 1: year for the young men and women who've given their 369 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 1: lives for this country. What you specifically do is not 370 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: as important as just the respect level and showing reverence 371 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: for it. And in fact, before we get back to 372 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 1: the goofy questions and everything else, we're gonna do that 373 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 1: right now. 374 00:23:50,400 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 3: All right, all right. 375 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,439 Speaker 1: Let's move on. Oh I know that was a little heavy. 376 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 1: Speaking of a little heavy. Trump made an announcement today 377 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,000 Speaker 1: it's going took. The audio is a little rough, it's 378 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 1: a little faint, so lean in, turn up the radio. 379 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,440 Speaker 1: He made an announcement to do that. 380 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 2: Nors kind to read you offer their. 381 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 1: Most spotular GLD one weight loss. I love the fact 382 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: number at dressing discounts those fat drugs. I think that's 383 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 1: the injectable stuff, those fat drugs. They're now going to 384 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: be available at a huge discount. So not to weigh 385 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,680 Speaker 1: you down, let's lift people back up. Big shout out 386 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: to the feminists out there, A big day for you, 387 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 1: a big day for your big life. Hey Jesse, is 388 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 1: it elitist to have very little patience and feel extreme 389 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: frustration with all the people running around as if the 390 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 1: end of the world is happening now, when hyperinformed people 391 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,400 Speaker 1: like myself and probably most of your listeners have known 392 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: and watched this situation unfold our whole lifetime. Sometimes I 393 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: feel like I shouldn't have this visceral, and he explains 394 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: what that means. No reaction to all these people. Am 395 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 1: I the bad guy? I absolutely detest elitists and communists, 396 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: and it seems like perhaps my California upbringing is leading 397 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: me to that. I thought, I see what the Great 398 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 1: Oracle has to say about it, said, he listens on Spotify. 399 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,200 Speaker 1: Remember you can listen to the podcast version. iHeart Spotify iTunes. 400 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: Do you remember the story about the prodigal son Chris's 401 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 1: New Testaments. You probably wouldn't remember, but the story Chris 402 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 1: of claims he knows anyway. The prodigal Son's story Father rich, 403 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: father has two sons. One of his sons decides he 404 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: wants to go be a party animal says, Dad, give 405 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: me all the money from my inheritance. Dad gives him 406 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 1: all the Money's son goes off, blows the whole thing 407 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,080 Speaker 1: on beer in Las Vegas and everything out, whatever the 408 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,439 Speaker 1: biblical version of that was back then ends up flat broken, 409 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: busted and miserable. Comes back home. Father sees him from 410 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,160 Speaker 1: a long way off. Father runs out, hugs him, kisses him, 411 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,640 Speaker 1: puts a robe on him, and says, Hey, the finest 412 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,919 Speaker 1: meal in the world is about to be yours. I 413 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,120 Speaker 1: am so happy my son's home. Everyone knows that part 414 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,120 Speaker 1: of the story. The part of the story that's kind 415 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: of forgotten is the other son who didn't run off. 416 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,800 Speaker 1: He didn't go to Las Vegas. He's a little bit offended. 417 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I did the right thing this whole time. 418 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 1: I didn't go to Vegas. I didn't do that. You're 419 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,040 Speaker 1: not throwing a feast for me. What is dirtball son? 420 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 1: Get But the point is you're happy everyone's back home 421 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 1: and should be you. You will have an elevated place 422 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 1: above the other, but you can still be happy he's 423 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 1: back home. I bring this up to you because I 424 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 1: struggled with this mightily during COVID. Before they as soon 425 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 1: as they started sniffing around about that fifteen days to 426 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: slow the spread, I lost my mind. I told everyone 427 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 1: what a disaster it was. You remember, but how dumb 428 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 1: it was that it's lost my mind? And then so 429 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,240 Speaker 1: many people kind of ignored it or thought I was 430 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,200 Speaker 1: being extreme. Friends of mine texting me, Jesse, you sure, 431 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: and then pick your timeline. Fifteen days later, a month later, 432 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: six months later, people start coming out of the woodwork. 433 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 3: Man. 434 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 1: You were right, man, you were right, man, you were right. 435 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: And you know what, I struggled with you, piece of crap? 436 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: Where were you when it mattered? What does that do now? 437 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 1: Why weren't you caught up with me back when it mattered? 438 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:37,639 Speaker 1: And you know what? That was wrong? Everybody wakes up 439 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: in their own time. Everyone discovers the truth in their 440 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: own time. If you happen to be ahead of others, good, 441 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 1: that's a good thing. You don't want to be dead last. 442 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: But when people wake up, if you're liberal, aunt Peggy 443 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: walks in the house tomorrow and says, hey, I realized 444 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: communism is wrong. It's evil. Makes me miserable. I think 445 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to start finding out about freedom and America 446 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: and loving this place. It would be easy to be 447 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: like you, idiot. You voted for Biden. You piece it, 448 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: Open up your arms, give her a hug and EXTRAX 449 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Give her a hug and bring her into 450 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: the house, all right. Also give her a burner, because 451 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,640 Speaker 1: now that she doesn't love violent criminals anymore, she's going 452 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: to want to stop one of them from dragging her 453 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 1: in the woods and beating her to death. And that's 454 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 1: why you need a BURNA pistol launcher. They're compact launchers. 455 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,480 Speaker 1: They're the size of a smartphone. They're compact launchers, fit 456 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 1: in your purse, in your pocket. They sell holsters for them, 457 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: and they're non lethal, so they're legal everywhere. Security guards 458 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 1: all across the country carry these. Burna is carried by 459 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: swat teams. They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls. 460 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 1: What what It hits, It hurts, and then this cloud 461 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: of misery incapacitates you for a while. You get to 462 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: live legal in all fifty states, all fifty states. Go 463 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 1: to Berna dot com by RNA Berna dot com. All right, 464 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the oracle. You love 465 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,600 Speaker 1: this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse Kelly Show. 466 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 467 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful wonderful Thursday, Chris. 468 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: If you're wondering what I was just doing, Jewish producer 469 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: Chris is glaring at me right now through the glass 470 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: because I just scratched my neck and then I looked 471 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 1: at my fingers, which I realized now in hindsight that 472 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 1: probably doesn't look that great. No, here, it's not that 473 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 1: it's gross, Chris. Let me explain what happened. I got 474 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 1: a haircut right before I came in today. Don't say 475 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: what here? That's rude. Okay, there's enough that grows that 476 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 1: I need to go get it trimmed up. All right, 477 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: they have to do a good job. I went and 478 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 1: got a haircut. I didn't have time to go home 479 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 1: and shower. I have been in agony for hours with 480 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 1: these little hairs. They're all down my back and I'm 481 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 1: just now. You don't know it because I've just chosen 482 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 1: to tough it out for you. But I am miserable. What, Chris, 483 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,959 Speaker 1: why don't I get the bald guy shaver thing. I 484 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,760 Speaker 1: don't know that I'm ready to go skin bald. I 485 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 1: don't know that I'm ready to do that. Why do 486 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 1: I have to go skin bald? Can I have? It's 487 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:46,800 Speaker 1: not that there's nothing up top. There's not much, but 488 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,120 Speaker 1: not much is not nothing? Now, is it? There's something there? There's, yes, 489 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 1: there is. Don't shake your head. And I don't think 490 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm going to do it. I haven't ruled out taking 491 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,520 Speaker 1: something or something and getting some hairback for one last ride, right. 492 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: You know what you say this because you have a 493 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 1: big mop of hippie here. I know. I can't wait 494 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: to you, Gobald. I hope it's next year. I feel bad, 495 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: I feel bad for your lovely bride, but I want 496 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: to make fun of you, and that's more important than 497 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 1: anything else. What when's my flight to Turkey? I've considered it. 498 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: You know, everyone keeps everyone who's mean keeps sending me 499 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,280 Speaker 1: these really mean emails about here replacement therapy. I'm never 500 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: spending that kind of money. God only knows what they 501 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 1: charge for that one. You got to fly to Turkey, 502 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: that's costing you a couple grand I bet you. Then 503 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: I bet you that's ten thousand dollars plus it's a 504 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: Muslim country. I want to see Turkey, but I also 505 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,880 Speaker 1: have hesitations. Maybe not the same amount of hesitation Chris 506 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: would have, but I still have hesitation with going to 507 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: the food. The food is. 508 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,240 Speaker 3: Sub par. 509 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,120 Speaker 1: It looks subpar. I don't want to go Jesse live. 510 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: This lady lives in Connecticut. Apparently the few Republicans they 511 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: had just got wiped out. We want to move to 512 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: a red state, but were hesitant due to difficulties obtaining 513 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,400 Speaker 1: services for our special needs daughters somewhere else. Since listening 514 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: to you, since COVID, I've tried to get more involved, 515 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 1: but it's like swimming upstream. Advice on how to stay hopeful? Ps. 516 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: I love your history lessons, especially how you explain the 517 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: information in layman's terms and parenthetically so it's easy to understand. Chris, 518 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: what's parenthetically mean? Can you look it up? That she 519 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 1: didn't explain it. Everyone else explains it. That's a huge 520 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,240 Speaker 1: word anyway, Setting aside how parental I was with the 521 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: whole thing, how do you stay hopeful? Well, there are 522 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 1: there are some areas in this country that I'm not 523 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 1: going to lie to you. I don't know that you 524 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,080 Speaker 1: should have a ton of hope for some of these 525 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 1: deep blue areas. I don't want to. I don't want 526 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,880 Speaker 1: to give you false hope. Some of these deep blue 527 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: areas are really, really bad and for the future. As 528 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 1: long as the Democrat Party continues to go its way, 529 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,919 Speaker 1: it's go the way it's going, they're going to get 530 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 1: worse before they get better. But that doesn't mean you 531 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:24,359 Speaker 1: shouldn't be hopeful for the country at large. And if 532 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: I may, if you're putting your hope in Republicans or 533 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:35,320 Speaker 1: putting your hope in politics, if that's where your joy lies, 534 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 1: you're going to be disappointed over and over and over again. 535 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: Remember when I warned you that Republicans they were going 536 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: to end up cutting some kind of a deal with 537 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,560 Speaker 1: Democrats and the shutdown. You do remember when I warned 538 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,760 Speaker 1: you about that? Right, Like I said, if you're putting 539 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,319 Speaker 1: your hope in politics of the Republican Party, you're going 540 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: to be You're going to be served a heaping helping 541 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 1: of disappointment your entire life, like the disappointment Chris's wife 542 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 1: is going to have when his hair starts falling out. 543 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,480 Speaker 1: It's going to be day after day after day of 544 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: that for you. And I don't want that for you. 545 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,319 Speaker 1: I want it for Chris. I don't want it for you. 546 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,279 Speaker 1: All right, And now here's a headline. You know the 547 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:30,319 Speaker 1: thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I don't get 548 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: why our side wants to deport criminal illegals. They've already 549 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,720 Speaker 1: proven they can sneak into our country, but we simply 550 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,799 Speaker 1: send them home. They'll just come back. They belong in 551 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,719 Speaker 1: our jails like American criminals. I'm totally game for this. 552 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,480 Speaker 1: But remember this is why I campaigned loudly and continue 553 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,520 Speaker 1: to do so, for prison camps on foreign soil. Yes, 554 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,880 Speaker 1: Chris Greenland is a big one, but I think countries 555 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 1: like France actually had it right where they had penal islands, 556 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: colonies on islands. The world kind of got turned off 557 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,960 Speaker 1: by that because of all the disease and murder and 558 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 1: everything else that happened little things like that. But if 559 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 1: you enter the United States of America illegally, here we 560 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,480 Speaker 1: have all these disgusting sex offenders and murders and things 561 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,640 Speaker 1: like that. You should know you're going to a tropical 562 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,400 Speaker 1: wiland and they don't serve my ties there. Jesse, and 563 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,279 Speaker 1: the name of a justin merciful Trinidadian line for the 564 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: name of a just merciful gun. What do I need 565 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: to do to get honey potted? I could be the 566 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,840 Speaker 1: human intelligence they're looking for. This is in reference to 567 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 1: the Russian and Chinese women spies who are coming over 568 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 1: here and seducing American men in power in order to 569 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,800 Speaker 1: gather secrets I do. I don't know whether I should 570 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,880 Speaker 1: be mortified or prideful about the fact that I'm pretty 571 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 1: sure I have the only audience in conservative radio that 572 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 1: wrote in emails signing up for such a thing. I 573 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 1: just don't I don't know what to do with you, 574 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: but I do know I We'll talk to you again 575 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,319 Speaker 1: on Monday. That's all.