Speaker 1: All right, lord, here we go.
Speaker 2: This is serial heelers.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to witness my anger at the FedEx. Man.
Speaker 2: Listen, I have had everybody I think has had a
Speaker 2: moment with a fed Ex driver. Oh there is sorry
Speaker 2: are you? I mean they don't spots this whatever for
Speaker 2: the you know, it's not just fed X, it's any
Speaker 2: delivery service or any company.
Speaker 1: Here's this is my problem. It's very difficult for me
Speaker 1: to stay calm when I've been wronged, because I just
Speaker 1: want to go right in and.
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, you freaked up and it was good,
Speaker 2: good censorship. I get annoyed, especially when you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: so where are they and they're like, we don't track
Speaker 2: the drivers.
Speaker 1: You don't track the drivers. And here's my favorite part
Speaker 1: about FedEx or any delivery company. So the package wasn't
Speaker 1: picked up. What's the tracking number? Sir? What's the difference?
Speaker 1: You don't have it yet?
Speaker 2: It's so true, like where are you locating it? Where
Speaker 2: is it? Why are you asking me the questions that
Speaker 2: you have access to. Sorry, now I'm making your bloe pressure.
Speaker 1: Look I am.
Speaker 2: I hate it. It's the worst, like I said, and
Speaker 2: it's it's frustrating because if they fed up, you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: so can't you just drive back? No, sir, Yeah, well
Speaker 2: you're already forty two thousand minutes behind, So what's the
Speaker 2: difference between driving back five minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a stroke. I think we should have
Speaker 1: some serial little calm me down. Okay, the sugar will
Speaker 1: do wondrous for me. Okay, all right. So we mentioned
Speaker 1: this in the last episode that you and I actually did,
Speaker 1: which was a little bit ago because the last one
Speaker 1: we had Gandhi and whatever. Anyway, and you, as.
Speaker 2: You could see, we're here, yeah, recording together, so hopefully
Speaker 2: that oh yeah, we'll be doing something fun soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, we're not breaking up.
Speaker 2: We're not breaking up and hopefully fun things in the
Speaker 2: working in for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: If anything, our relationship is stronger than ever.
Speaker 2: Oh lord, that's what they say right before the breakup announces.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, So I mentioned this a couple of
Speaker 1: episodes ago. It's a new fall Cereal that's out. And
Speaker 1: thank god for our greatest listener of all time, Matt Nelson.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mad.
Speaker 1: That dude is insane. He is so not only does
Speaker 1: he stock our sack frequently. But in this last package,
Speaker 1: you said, can I just show you what? He said? Sure, dude, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the second jar of cherries that he
Speaker 1: sent me. Oh cool, I love I love cherries, and
Speaker 1: he knows my love for cherries. So I guess he
Speaker 1: cans them or finds a store that has them or something.
Speaker 1: I've already eaten three quarters of one of these just
Speaker 1: with a spoon out the jar.
Speaker 2: That's so great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably really good for me also. But in
Speaker 1: this next package he also sent me, he sent me.
Speaker 2: Peaches too, but they're not in a can. They did?
Speaker 1: They also come from a joke?
Speaker 2: Why would you? You're insane? Put it on top?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: You went like this and put it on?
Speaker 1: It was? Yes?
Speaker 2: What is this coated in? Just sugar?
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, peaches, sugar and water sweet. This one
Speaker 1: I don't really understand. I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: Oh this is like it's called cacho something. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: not I don't know what chow chow is.
Speaker 1: I would eat all of that.
Speaker 2: Parrots, string beans, watermelon rind, pickles, watermelon rind, kidney, beans, onions, pepper, celery, sugar, water, vinegar, salt, spices.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I didn't read the ingredients. I'm good with
Speaker 1: everything in there except the peppers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'll just move it over here. So I'm gonna eat
Speaker 1: the I'm gonna fully eat these with a spoon out
Speaker 1: of the jar.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: The vegetable one, I'm not quite sure because the peppers
Speaker 1: destroy it for me.
Speaker 2: I think if you put it maybe in like a stew, yeah,
Speaker 2: or chicken or something like that. I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's to your meal.
Speaker 1: But it's probably in vinegar because it's canned or jarred
Speaker 1: or whatever that is, correct, I don't know. Yeah, all right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So to the cereal that he sent, check it, check it,
Speaker 1: check it.
Speaker 2: What what are you saying, check it check it for
Speaker 2: because of his checks?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't even know that. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding. I swear on my life, I swear I
Speaker 1: didn't say that because it's checks. But check it checks,
Speaker 1: checks it.
Speaker 2: Out, checks it out.
Speaker 1: It's caramel corn checks.
Speaker 2: I'm actually very excited for this.
Speaker 1: I'm also it's limited edition for the holiday season. It's
Speaker 1: got the little green bow there yay, so it could
Speaker 1: be for Christmas or whatever. I think this is more
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving ish, right, it's fall, it's just for fall.
Speaker 2: It's fall period. I mean, can you get caramel corn
Speaker 2: all year round?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: But do we associate it with fall? Probably? Also yes?
Speaker 1: Now, when are they going to bring back my vanilla checks?
Speaker 1: I'm so distraught. I'm sorry that you're distract It's a
Speaker 1: problem because when I knew they were going out, I
Speaker 1: bought seven boxes of them and finally finished them. They
Speaker 1: were stale as hell, but they're the best.
Speaker 2: The rice checks were my favorite, and I know they
Speaker 2: still have them.
Speaker 1: So right now, the lineup, according to the back of
Speaker 1: this checks box is strawberry, vanilla, honey, nut, cinnamon, corn rice, wheat, chocolate, peanut, butter,
Speaker 1: and blueberry. Do they not have the brand anymore? Hmm?
Speaker 1: I don't know. The watch is First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: on crack. I think today the watch is making me insane.
Speaker 2: You're doing the line.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to shut the notifications off, and
Speaker 1: it buzzes on my wrist. I hate it. It's not there.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: You have to like I went to settings and everything.
Speaker 2: You have to go to your watch setting.
Speaker 1: No I did.
Speaker 2: I'll do it after this. This way we don't just yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Oh it smell.
Speaker 1: It does smell carmally. Yeah, and it says it's flavored
Speaker 1: with other natural flavors, so there's no artificial flavoring. It
Speaker 1: has that great check sound, and.
Speaker 2: It's gluten free.
Speaker 1: Mean Garrett could have these, Yeah, but they's sugar in
Speaker 1: it and he'll die from the sugar. Okay. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: sound so.
Speaker 2: They one two punch frame.
Speaker 1: They sound plastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it kind of sounds like a magic spoon.
Speaker 1: Yes, what the cereal?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh you know how they have that plastic oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sound it almost it sounds like chips, like like like
Speaker 1: that you gamble with chips.
Speaker 2: Chips, not that one that the chips chips. We really
Speaker 2: should do a chips rewatch podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for that. I'm telling you people would tune in,
Speaker 1: okay because nothing exists like it. No, and we could
Speaker 1: probably get Larry will Cox and Erica, so we could
Speaker 1: definitely get and all of them. Yes, who's Brody Greer?
Speaker 2: Brodie Greer was a cop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the one that the guy that pulled
Speaker 1: out the shotgun, the only one ever. Yeah, Marsa, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this you're ready. One thing, my god,
Speaker 1: I've ever had. It's really crunchy. Yeah, and it's definitely
Speaker 1: the corn checks underneath there. It's good. The crunch factor
Speaker 1: is odd, yeah, but I do like the taste. It's interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this. Let me try one more.
Speaker 1: Hmm. It brings my taste bude to fall festival, it
Speaker 1: really does.
Speaker 2: Of which you go too many. I love them. You
Speaker 2: go to fall festival, I do.
Speaker 1: I love the apple picking and everything.
Speaker 2: It's just called fall festival. It's not called going to
Speaker 2: a farm to go apple picking.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We have the hay things and the corn and everything.
Speaker 2: So you go to a farm, you don't go to
Speaker 2: a fall festival.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they're not always on farms, Okay, they just
Speaker 1: put them in a field sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give this three bowls in his spoon.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's a little too crunchy, and it
Speaker 2: has a very burnt aftertaste.
Speaker 1: It does have a touch or burnt what kind of
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: In normal checks. I don't like it with the sweetness.
Speaker 2: It's a little dueling for me.
Speaker 1: Four both from me. I'm enjoying it. And let me
Speaker 1: just say General Mills did not send us this box.
Speaker 1: Matt did, Thanks Matt, so I don't have to thank
Speaker 1: General Mills in the in the line line or things.
Speaker 2: Thanks King.
Speaker 1: They got mad at me one time. Why they DM
Speaker 1: me and said, you didn't you didn't write that we
Speaker 1: sent it to you in your description. I'm like, huh, well,
Speaker 1: that's because I bought them. You sent it too late.
Speaker 1: That was the Wicked Cereals. They told me. I didn't
Speaker 1: tag them in the Wicked Cereals that they gave it
Speaker 1: to us. But I bought those because they sent there's
Speaker 1: too late. Oh well, I mean, don't you think that
Speaker 1: they should send them before they're in stores? I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree generally they do, but for whatever reason, the
Speaker 1: Wickeds were late.
Speaker 2: Mm hm, you're just dripping milk heavy? Are you good? No,
Speaker 2: you're slopbright.
Speaker 1: I just gleaked.
Speaker 2: Also, please, gleaking is discussed sing you know what.
Speaker 1: Let's stay on the Fall fest tip.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we're at the fall Festival aka, we're at
Speaker 2: a farm and Scott's get found one apple? Did I
Speaker 2: press report on that?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, I hope you didn't. Yeah. Recording in progress right, okay,
Speaker 1: I I think so sorry, it's his recording up top.
Speaker 2: No, no, I see it now. It looks like a skyscraper
Speaker 2: is in the wave file.
Speaker 1: Because you just clenched your pearls heavens my guests. Matt
Speaker 1: sent this one also because I didn't buy this. This
Speaker 1: is Brad's Organic. That's put the little baby on the front.
Speaker 1: Organic granola, pumpkin flax.
Speaker 2: Brad. There's just a guy named Brad.
Speaker 1: We've had We've had Hello check cereal Killerspecie dot com,
Speaker 1: We've had Brad's Organic. What do we have another one?
Speaker 2: Okay? No, you tell me Einstein, what do we have?
Speaker 1: Listen, bro, We're at a lot of cereals.
Speaker 2: It up. I want to know. I would know if
Speaker 2: I just had a guy named Brad.
Speaker 1: We did because there's a baby on it.
Speaker 2: I don't remember this. Maybe that was one when you
Speaker 2: did it without me?
Speaker 1: No, we did it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brad?
Speaker 1: You want to you want to read all about Brad.
Speaker 2: Brad's Organic Granola is crafted batched by batch using only
Speaker 2: the very best organic ingredients. Are authentic baking process delivers
Speaker 2: a world of flavor and old fashioned goodness. Packed with
Speaker 2: whole grain oats, It's a good source of fiber and
Speaker 2: contains five grams of protein preserving.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, it's by yourself. No, you're there.
Speaker 1: Look there was COVID time and there's a picture of you.
Speaker 1: So you tried it. Wow, you definitely had it.
Speaker 2: January fourth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Brad's Organic Granola Island pistachio.
Speaker 2: I love this. Then an underwhelming underwhelming granola from bread.
Speaker 1: Whoops?
Speaker 2: What did we give it?
Speaker 1: Right there? Oh?
Speaker 2: I give it three bowls and a spoon. How were
Speaker 2: you saying it was underwhelming? I found it delicious.
Speaker 1: Ye because I write the descriptions and it was underwhelming
Speaker 1: for me. No, I think because we get so excited
Speaker 1: for pistachio and it probably was not up to par.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and what is this one, honey?
Speaker 1: This one it's pumpkin flax. Anything that's pumpkin is BS
Speaker 1: because there is no pumpkin, so it's basically gonna taste
Speaker 1: like cinnamon and nutmeg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I a wlilsh I would stop with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can see through.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think those days are done. I
Speaker 1: really do what I think all the pumpkin spice rage.
Speaker 1: I think it's slowing down.
Speaker 2: What do you have for this data?
Speaker 1: I just I just think it is. I think people
Speaker 1: are tired of it. They're tired of it.
Speaker 2: You're tired of a whole season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the whole countdown at Starbucks for the PSL's.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so stupid, so dumb.
Speaker 2: But then how many people do you see waiting in line.
Speaker 1: Not for that? I feel like that's the kind of
Speaker 1: thing you have once in the season you're like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So based off of your evidence, you're saying, I
Speaker 2: just think it's a bit much, and I think it's
Speaker 2: a little over.
Speaker 1: I do see pumpkin season here or pepitas? What do
Speaker 1: you call those?
Speaker 2: Why would I know.
Speaker 1: They are pumpkin seeds? But aren't they also called like pepitas?
Speaker 2: Okay, Hilario Baldwin, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: Is that a Baldwin kid, Hilaria, Yeah, is the one
Speaker 2: who speaks in the fake Spanish accent? How you say cucumber?
Speaker 1: Wait? Is that? Is that a wife of a Baldwin
Speaker 1: or daughter of a.
Speaker 2: Bald Alec Baldwin's wife? Oh? Really, Hilario Baldwin. Even though
Speaker 2: her name is Hillary and she says she was like
Speaker 2: raised in Spain, she grew up in Connecticut, and now
Speaker 2: she just speaks with an accent. I like that name though, hilarious,
Speaker 2: hilarious Baldwin, yes translated, all right, there's some flax seeds
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: I think. Look, it tastes like your basic a Quaker
Speaker 1: granola's work tastes like to me, it reminds me of
Speaker 1: like a Quaker kind of granola. I don't taste very
Speaker 1: much pumpkiny flavor. I don't get the I don't get
Speaker 1: the fall festival vibe from it. It's just it's kind
Speaker 1: of bland.
Speaker 2: You win this fall festival vibe? M again, where is it?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what thing. Nothing drives me crazier than
Speaker 1: when these picked your own pumpkin places.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Dump the pumpkins and drive away. I want to cut it.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to cut the stem right
Speaker 1: out the ground, right out the Because you are a
Speaker 1: farmer now, it's not even that forgotten.
Speaker 2: You're not also your country roots. Because you remember you
Speaker 2: grew up it was a line of bean farm, potato
Speaker 2: potato farm. Yes, I forgot you up on a farm.
Speaker 1: Listen, if the pumpkins aren't grown there, you can't say
Speaker 1: pick your own pumpkin. You can say pick up your
Speaker 1: own pumpkin, but you can't say pick because you're not
Speaker 1: picking it.
Speaker 2: So you want everyone to go out into the field
Speaker 2: with their own pair of scissors to cut their pumpkins.
Speaker 1: When I was a child and I used to go
Speaker 1: to Myers Farm, I remember we would go up the
Speaker 1: road and they would they would be on the vine still,
Speaker 1: and you took them off the vine. That's picking your
Speaker 1: own pumpkin, not picking out your own pumpkin picking.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, I'm sorry, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Well, of course this is this is not bad, but
Speaker 1: it's just it's kind of bland. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: taste the pumpkiny stuff. It's all right if you just
Speaker 1: want to plan all granola. I guess it's healthier because
Speaker 1: it's kind of flax in it. It's organic. It's all right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three balls.
Speaker 2: Just like I gave Brad's organic Granola Island pistachio in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. I will give it to them now
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five. All right, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: That is, it's a nice sweetness to it. There is
Speaker 2: zero pumpkin flavor. There is not even a hint like
Speaker 2: of cinnamon or nutmeg. It's just a standard granola that
Speaker 2: just says pumpkin flax. Yeah whatever, thanks, Brad. No, I
Speaker 2: wonder if this kid is Brad. Were you about to
Speaker 2: say no problem as if you were Brad. I don't
Speaker 2: think so, but I'm wondering justin and then you stopped yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I wonder if this kid is Brad,
Speaker 2: and I want to see what he looks like. It's not,
Speaker 2: then that's really weird.
Speaker 1: It could be his child.
Speaker 2: This picture looks like he was taken in nineteen forty two. No, yes,
Speaker 2: why sepia to make.
Speaker 1: It look old. Anyway, listen, we'll be back after this
Speaker 1: word from Wilford Brimley. Oh it's the right thing to do. Oops,
Speaker 1: Edward back. So I got something really fun for you here, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Do you remember, maybe a year or two or three ago,
Speaker 1: we had a listener I believe her name was Alyssa Uh,
Speaker 1: and she was having a Serial Killers themed birthday party. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were invited, but we couldn't go, and she had
Speaker 1: all kinds of fun games and things made up, and
Speaker 1: so she sent us some boxes of cereal. Fine, very
Speaker 1: excited because I don't believe that we've had any from
Speaker 1: this grocery store before. It is a fun name to say, Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't piggly wiggly. Yes, we have not had any
Speaker 1: piggly wiggly cereals before, so I'm very excited for our
Speaker 1: first piggly wiggly cereal. However, before we get into the
Speaker 1: piggly wiggly, she also sent this picture quiz Andrew. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to quiz you want it because I
Speaker 1: don't think you know your cereals.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Is there a way for you to like post it
Speaker 1: in the video? Probably? Not right, we don't have like
Speaker 1: cool video. We still got to get my daughter to
Speaker 1: do the cool bit. She's taking a video production class
Speaker 1: now so she can produce all our videos and it
Speaker 1: could be her project. Great. She was supposed to come
Speaker 1: in and record this for us today. Unfortunately she had
Speaker 1: school so she couldn't. But I want her to start
Speaker 1: doing some videos for us.
Speaker 2: Great, would you mind? Sure? She could take it all?
Speaker 1: She was gonna bring in this professional camera and everything. Fine.
Speaker 2: I love that. I would just love to get rid
Speaker 2: of these mics. In all honesty, I hate these mics
Speaker 2: with a passion. I hate having to be like a
Speaker 2: giraffe eating off a tree every time I want to
Speaker 2: speak on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could wear some lava ears this.
Speaker 2: I do have those really, and the sound quality is
Speaker 2: actually really.
Speaker 1: Good, but every time it brushes against your shirt, it
Speaker 1: gets that noise. How often am I gonna be going
Speaker 1: like good moving around?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: How about the headset ones like Matt Rife wears.
Speaker 2: On No No, No, no No. I hate that, but I
Speaker 2: would like I would like to go back, especially because
Speaker 2: I feel like we can't have guests in here. It's
Speaker 2: so cramped it is, and it's really sad because I
Speaker 2: feel like I was watching some of our older videos.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed the old studio because of that huge
Speaker 2: table that we could have.
Speaker 1: I know, you can't set that up in here, Actually
Speaker 1: kind of could. I guess if we have microphones and
Speaker 1: I have Jeff put mics on that table and with
Speaker 1: chairs behind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be happier to do it there than
Speaker 2: I would hear.
Speaker 1: I hate these a right, Let's try to figure something out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work on it. Great, I'm gonna work out
Speaker 1: the logistics. Yeah, okay, I mean, do you think that
Speaker 1: you know any of these? You do that one's cheery. Well,
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna do anything for the viewers, but whatever.
Speaker 2: Number one is cheery os okay. Number two is lucky charms.
Speaker 2: Number three is raised crispys. Number four is corn flakes props.
Speaker 2: Number five is waffle crisps.
Speaker 1: You're probably right.
Speaker 2: Number six is cocoa puffs. Number seven is capping crunch,
Speaker 2: peanut butter crunch or reeses puffs. Very good, it's the
Speaker 2: ESEs that's oreos mm hmm. Come on special k with strawberries,
Speaker 2: with cranberries, with raising with a red fruit berries?
Speaker 1: Say it red fruit berries? No, not the fruit part
Speaker 1: red berry? Very good? Okay, and fruit loops okay.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: I think you did pretty well. There's another page, lord
Speaker 1: I we'll do that one next time.
Speaker 2: Okay. Anyway, so pick where's the answers?
Speaker 1: I just told you it's right so well because I
Speaker 1: know all of them.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the extra credit on that, No problem, I
Speaker 2: know them, honestly. That's how I used to know you,
Speaker 2: didn't I know all those.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I had to tell you what number five was, No, no,
Speaker 2: I said, it's waffle christ and you go, h no,
Speaker 2: maybe it.
Speaker 1: Probably is happy shapes from the Pickley Wiggley. That looks
Speaker 1: a whole hell of a lot like what's his name,
Speaker 1: Porky Pig? Yes, but how did he get away with that?
Speaker 1: He looks a lot like Porky pick.
Speaker 2: That is Porky Pig, right, Like if I were Looney Tunes,
Speaker 2: I would have a season desist tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Why was he playing basketball?
Speaker 2: Because he could do anything? He played it in Space
Speaker 2: Jam too, the Monstars really yes.
Speaker 1: Huh god, I wasn't that bugs Bunny. It's the Looney Tunes, right,
Speaker 1: they're all in it. Oh, I didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: never saw sports jam never.
Speaker 2: I was a little afraid of it as a kid.
Speaker 1: Not a basketball fan. I never saw sports.
Speaker 2: Movies to say Space Jam is like a serious sport, like,
Speaker 2: I'll you're right, it is a sports movie.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: But to say it's like, oh, I don't like basketball,
Speaker 2: it is there are cartoons.
Speaker 1: No, I understand.
Speaker 2: I don't think you do, because you literally said, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't like the sport of basketball, so I can't
Speaker 2: watch space I.
Speaker 1: Was never into sports movies, like, you know, like white
Speaker 1: men can't jump, that's basketball also, right, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't watch sports.
Speaker 2: That's a little more grounded. I'm talking cartoon characters playing
Speaker 2: basketball on an alien planet.
Speaker 1: Still sports, though, I'm not interested. I kill the dreams
Speaker 1: all that sports. Yep, yep, you know what, not gonna
Speaker 1: not gonna dwell on this one.
Speaker 2: You're so right, it's a sports it's very sports.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's just like the argument that some
Speaker 1: movies are Christmas movies and some aren't. Whatever. You know,
Speaker 1: it's sports movies.
Speaker 2: No one's arguing with that. I it is, but it's
Speaker 2: also a cartoon.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're using two percent lactaid milk today.
Speaker 1: What are the shapes with extra calcium? I see stars,
Speaker 1: the stars, So the cereal pieces are starts.
Speaker 2: See green ovals.
Speaker 1: They just they can't use the same lucky charms ones,
Speaker 1: so they just use random Although there are yellow stars.
Speaker 2: These are exactly the same. No, they're just all wonky shaped,
Speaker 2: wonky shaped. Okay, this is a crown. They don't have
Speaker 2: crowns and lucky trim hm hm hm hm hmm. The
Speaker 2: marshmallows are stale.
Speaker 1: There's brand new, dude, I didn't. I'm not giving you
Speaker 1: old cereal. No, I know it's good till May of
Speaker 1: twenty six, and I just don't.
Speaker 2: I know. The marshmallows are not good.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's I mean, you know when the cereal tastes
Speaker 1: a little burn Also, I like that. I would actually
Speaker 1: give credit they didn't like it in the checks.
Speaker 2: I didn't because I didn't it was this is different.
Speaker 2: Marshmallow isn't a sweet.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, because if you look back, normally,
Speaker 1: most variations of Lucky Charms for me are five balls
Speaker 1: all day. I don't love this one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it four bowls. The marshmallows are not
Speaker 2: as some of the marshmallows have like a crunch.
Speaker 1: This one doesn't. It's almost just like an immediate like
Speaker 1: it's very weird for me to say, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it three balls in a spoon. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: not it's not Lucky Charms level. It's just not.
Speaker 2: So is the pig at Pickley Wiggly just called Pickley Wiggly.
Speaker 1: He probably has a name. I mean, because like I
Speaker 1: totally just envisioned Lucky the Leprechaun, like tying him up
Speaker 1: and throwing him off a cliff or something like that,
Speaker 1: or making bacon or making bacon. Yeah, yeah, like kind
Speaker 1: of like in a Roadrunner cartoon. Yeah, but uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does he have a name?
Speaker 2: I guess it's just Pickley.
Speaker 1: Does the Pickly Wiggly mascot have a name? Pickley Wiggly,
Speaker 1: the mascot for the Southern US grocery store chain of
Speaker 1: the same name, with an appearance strikingly similar to that
Speaker 1: of Porky pig Oh.
Speaker 2: This answer is from fandom.
Speaker 1: Dot com, thank you wells. So his name is Pigley Wiggily.
Speaker 2: So he is Piggy Wiggly, and then by association, he's
Speaker 2: also playing for a team called the Pickley Wigglies. Yes,
Speaker 2: because his face is also on the team. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I I don't I don't believe that I've ever been.
Speaker 2: Why is the net right there? Why are you jumping?
Speaker 1: Because that's for me? It's so easy, like you're jump
Speaker 1: You're jumping for nothing in the air. Yes, No, anyway,
Speaker 1: that was a fun episode, Andrew, Why is.
Speaker 2: It bad basketball theme? Now? I have more questions?
Speaker 1: Now all the cereals basketball themed? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: tell you what. We do have another we can check?
Speaker 1: Shall I pull it out of the sack?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look. Don't look at it, don't look. Wait,
Speaker 2: it's on the table. I can look.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so piggly wigglies are sports themed things. Look,
Speaker 1: he's playing soccer in this one, but he's still wearing
Speaker 1: his little chef's hat. Oh okay, he's got some some
Speaker 1: thighs and his balls are showing. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Wow, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: We'll get to him next time. Thanks for the happy
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Speaker 2: And hopefully fun exciting things to come in the future.
Speaker 1: You keep teasing with this stuff, yes, because it's you
Speaker 1: have to manifest fun and exciting.
Speaker 2: It's called manifesting. Try it. Yeah, say something that you
Speaker 2: want to manifest.
Speaker 1: Sounds like some sort of disease manifest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it can be both. The thing that they read
Speaker 2: on the flights that tells you all the passengers that's right.
Speaker 1: That could be a bad thing, wasn't there wasn't there
Speaker 1: a show called that or something was It was called
Speaker 1: manifest right, isn't that when the plane like vanished.
Speaker 2: Yes, but a flight manifest just tells you who's on
Speaker 2: the plane. Yeah, that's like a standard thing. It's scary
Speaker 2: to have one, right, but it will never show the
Speaker 2: stone being.
Speaker 1: Scared of the word list lists many things, many things. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We will see
Speaker 1: you next Monday with an all new and I think
Speaker 1: we're really due for a bullshot because we have lots
Speaker 1: to talk about. So until we see you again Monday
Speaker 1: with an all new Serial Killers, say crunch, Andrew Crunch.
Speaker 2: Okay, goodbye bye,