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Speaker 1: Scott You ready, Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 2: We'll get ready. Why is the USA hiding billions of

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Speaker 2: pounds of cheese in Missouri?

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Speaker 3: Why is the USA hiding billions of tons of cheese

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Speaker 3: in Missouri?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to know.

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Speaker 3: Let's find out on a brand spanking new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: Do World, would you my zillion pieces would banana Bananas, Baby.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals and non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. That

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Speaker 2: over there is Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 3: That is Kurt brown Oler my main dude, And uh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to talk about billions and billions of

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Speaker 3: pounds of cheese in the middle of the country.

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Speaker 2: It's really amazing. I'm very excited about our guest, so

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Speaker 2: I'm going to bring her right on our guest today.

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Speaker 2: She's magical, fantastic, hysterical. Yes, we've known her back when

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Speaker 2: she was a humble cabaret performer in New York City

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Speaker 2: with the voice of an angel, an angel who would

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Speaker 2: shove your face into her cleavidge as she may be,

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Speaker 2: poured a little Shardona on you baby. Her new show

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Speaker 2: on HBO, Somebody Somewhere, is my favorite show of twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty two, Please welcome the inimitable, the wonderful Bridget Everett.

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Speaker 1: Hi, good morning, Welcome to Bananas, and congratulations for having

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Speaker 1: a show on HBO. That is.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, you got to start somewhere, right, start.

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Speaker 1: At the top, it's all. It can only go great

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: I'm still a cabaret singer at heart. I mean, am

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Speaker 4: I the first cabaret singer you guys have had on

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Speaker 2: On Let's see Yes you ares?

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Speaker 1: But yes, definitely the first cabaret singer.

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Speaker 2: We've had many, We've had actually multiple musicians. We've had

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Speaker 2: Phoebe Bridgers on, but you are our first, your first

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Speaker 4: Well, it's it's a niche, you know, sort of are

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Speaker 4: There's not a lot of us off there, so I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember, maybe like with the first time

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Speaker 2: been like right after we started hot to have like

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Speaker 2: two thousand and five at Ours Nova. Did you did

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Speaker 4: This was like a monthly show that I was sort

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Speaker 4: of the Jason Egan who runs Oars Nova, put together

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Speaker 2: Those shows were so fucking wild, they were like, they

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Speaker 4: it was sort of all bets were you know, all

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Speaker 3: But it was also shows like your show were it

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Speaker 4: And I mean, that's exactly how I still feel about

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Speaker 3: That is one true, that's right. I saw a Burless

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Speaker 2: So yeah, oh yeah. I finished somebody somewhere and I

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Speaker 1: And I mean, you.

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Speaker 4: Guys didn't have to watch, but I appreciate that you did.

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Speaker 4: I personally like I watched it alone because I don't

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Speaker 2: You're our guests.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen a show like it where I've never

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Speaker 3: seen a show that's actually gets small town. It takes

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Speaker 3: And is you laugh and then it's heartbreaking, Like every

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Speaker 3: time your character Sam, something good is happening, like three

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Speaker 4: Well, it's just sort of like real life, right, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. No, it's like it's a perfect

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I tried and tried and tried to find

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Speaker 2: I looked at so many I looked at so many

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Speaker 2: different Kansas publications for strange news, weird news. Ninety eight

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Crystal Hudgens on Instagram. Thank

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Speaker 2: you Crystal for sending me sending it in. So what

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Speaker 2: is the government doing with billions of pounds of cheese?

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Speaker 2: This is from Yahoo Finance, of course it is. Of

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Speaker 2: course it is written by Angela L. Pagan.

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Speaker 3: Look at new She is the best in the business

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Speaker 3: when it comes to cheese literature.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Deep in the Caves of Missouri, the US government

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Speaker 2: has stored one.

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Speaker 4: Point caves caves.

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Speaker 2: I will I will tell you, I'm just like.

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Speaker 3: China got the snow capped mountains Missouri.

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Speaker 2: The caves of Missouri. There's a it's a specific one

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Speaker 2: and I'll give you the name. It's just later in

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Speaker 2: the article Deep in the Caves of Missouri US government

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Speaker 2: has stored one point four billion pounds of cheese for decades,

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Speaker 2: reports Deseret News. Oh I should have gone there for this.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: We're not just talking cheddar here either. The cave has Swiss, American,

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Speaker 2: many others. Uh. This insane reserve of cheese was actually

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Speaker 2: being used for those in need. Back in the seventies,

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Speaker 2: US government started buying up cheese to help out farmers. Sure,

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Speaker 2: According to the website here it is. It's called Springfield Underground.

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Speaker 2: That's the cave, and that's the company that owns the caves.

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Speaker 2: Contains three point two million square feet of leasable space

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Speaker 1: Sounds fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see what else? Is there anything interesting us

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Speaker 3: I don't know what one thousand pounds of cheese looks.

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Speaker 4: My birthdays right around the corner. This sounds right up

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Speaker 2: And if it's in Springfield, I mean, like, I didn't

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Speaker 4: I don't understand where a cave. I don't really know

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Speaker 4: Come from? So this are you done with the article?

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Speaker 4: You is still gone?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you said the seventh. So it's just cheese

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Speaker 2: That is they don't say. However, they do say that

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Speaker 3: Pretty good person, pretty good writer. I mean Stanley Tucci.

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Speaker 3: Have him eat some of this cheese. We're all into

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows exactly what you're saying. A Jesus and cheese.

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Speaker 3: It's the greatest bar name I've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: This is turned into a beautiful birthday trip. You got

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Speaker 4: right where, this is a Christian network. Should I not cuss?

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Speaker 2: You can cuss as much as you fucking want.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, take this halfway in. I might as well.

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Speaker 4: I think so. I think I'm going to go to

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Speaker 4: you know, I just want to get some fucking Margarita's

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Speaker 4: and cheese, some fucking you know chiese ship.

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Speaker 2: That sounds per fake, man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and just you know, drink a lot and get

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Speaker 2: Oh, I totally do that. I totally do that.

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Speaker 2: When it's just like.

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Speaker 4: Last time I saw you, Kurt, you were drinking like

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Speaker 2: maybe I don't even know when I started drinking those,

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of it until I saw you drinking it.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, you actually it's good to know that it's

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I literally have to I break down.

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Speaker 1: It's the tony thing keeping Kurt holding on. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: have actually a story that's about Mexico. I can jump

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Speaker 1: into one here. Love it. Miranda Costa sent this in.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Miranda Costa.

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Speaker 3: This was on the AP today, so it's fresh off

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Speaker 3: the Associated Press. They are very good what they do.

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Speaker 3: Border agents find fifty two reptiles hidden inside man's clothing.

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Speaker 2: Fifty two.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. They're alive. These were a lot of reptiles.

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Speaker 2: One for every week of the year.

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Speaker 1: this man, dirego, A man who tried to slither past

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Speaker 2: Best in the biz. I mean, like the ap they're

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Speaker 2: they're like the driest you can get and they're still

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Speaker 1: I love it a man.

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Speaker 4: You guys, what of those called bylines? Is that what

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Speaker 4: Okay, who does the best byelines?

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Speaker 1: New York Post?

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Speaker 2: Well I think byeline note New York Post does his

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Speaker 4: I just first walked. I tried to take a nap

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Speaker 4: It's perimenopausal's closed you know, COVID.

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Speaker 2: I should have never I should have never corrected you.

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Speaker 4: No, please, I'd like to learn. I like to learn

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Speaker 4: I could do numbers pretty easily. He thought it was done.

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Speaker 4: Friend of mine who was a she grew pot in California.

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Speaker 2: when pot was illegal?

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00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is yeah, back, that's probably.

441
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 2: Why how did you get all this money? I don't know,

442
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 2: that's probably that's right.

443
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 3: Maybe she was afraid they were going to steal that cash,

444
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 3: like I wouldn't put my cash in my luggage. That's

445
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 3: a It seems like a one way ticket to somebody's pocket.

446
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 1: But what do I know?

447
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 4: Something so fucking My mom was on an airplane down

448
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 4: to visit me in college, and she got five hundred

449
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 4: dollars cash and she had it in her purse and

450
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 4: she went to the bathroom. She's not very worldly. She

451
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 4: came back and the money was gone. You know, one

452
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,360
Speaker 4: of those old like you know when you to get

453
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 4: from the bank, the bank teller and the money would go.

454
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 3: Under the bank, the half open envelope thing. Yeah, yeah,

455
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 3: half open.

456
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,439
Speaker 4: The whole thing is somebody and she knew who did it,

457
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 4: and they took it. And I just thought, you know,

458
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,640
Speaker 4: what a fucking she's an old lady, Like, why would

459
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 4: you steal five hundred dollars cash from old lady?

460
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: I agree, people don't care. I had Lauren. That happened

461
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 2: to Lauren. Somebody stole her wallet out of her bag.

462
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 2: She had hung it over the back of her her

463
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 2: chair and she was she was in the chair and

464
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: she was talking to her friend, and somebody stole it

465
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 2: while it was there, and so she asked for This

466
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 2: is why it's so silly that all these people have

467
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: like ring cameras and stuff like that. I think because

468
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 2: she went to the it was at a cafe. She

469
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: went to the cafe. She's like, do you have footage

470
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: of like this moment of this area, And they're like, yeah, sure,

471
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: So they gave it to her. There's the woman like

472
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: with her hand in her bag, perfectly clear picture of

473
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: this woman's face. And then she like brought it to

474
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: the police and they're like, yeah, like we don't know

475
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 2: who that woman is. Like it's like the police can't

476
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 2: do any You could literally just have like video of

477
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 2: someone stealing something off of your porch and that's all

478
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: you have. Like they can't do anything about it unless

479
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: they know the person personally. I guess.

480
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: It's wild out there. It's wild. You gotta be carred.

481
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 4: Sleep with my person, my lap.

482
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, all right, dude, Okay, So man tried

483
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: to slither past US border agents in California. He had

484
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 3: fifty two lizards and snakes hidden in his Clothing authority

485
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 3: said on Tuesday, the man was driving a truck. Didn't

486
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 3: see that coming when he arrived at the U. I

487
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 3: guess it's Santa Sidro. We're gonna go Santa Sidro border

488
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 3: crossing with from Mexico and was pulled out for additional inspection.

489
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 3: US Customs and Border Protection said in a statement, nine

490
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: snakes and forty three horned lizards were seized. Some of

491
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: these species are considered endangered. Agents found fifty two live

492
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 3: tiles tied up in small bags quote, which were concealed

493
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 3: in the man's jacket, pants, pockets, and groin area. I

494
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 3: gotta right fature's wallet. The man, a thirty year old

495
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 3: US citizen, was arrested. So, yeah, he was just sneaking

496
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 3: these forty three horned lizards and nine snakes on his person.

497
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: I wonder how much a horned lizard goes for.

498
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 4: I'd like to know that too.

499
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm looking it up.

500
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: It's a very very good question, Like how many people.

501
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: Know about it? How many people have to have one

502
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 4: of these? Are they friendly? Are they like sweet things

503
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 4: to have? Are they like do they cuddle? Like, what's

504
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 4: the temperament of the horned lizard.

505
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: And what's in the truck. This guy's driving a truck.

506
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: You couldn't a stashed.

507
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: If you can get it all on your person, you

508
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: could certainly put a barrel in the back, Like what's

509
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 3: going on in there?

510
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 4: Very good?

511
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: I love that he thought, like my best chance as

512
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: little bags all over my body that was warm. It's saying,

513
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 2: I'm seeing thirty bucks, thirty bucks, I'm seeing a medium's crazy.

514
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: Gas prices are through the roof.

515
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a medium large, A medium large one for

516
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 2: thirty nine ninety nine. That's on backwater reptiles dot com.

517
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 4: Backwater Reptile.

518
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: It's called backwater reptiles dot com. You can buy fucking tortoises, turtles, snakes, lizards, newts, frogs, toads, crocodilions.

519
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: It says, crocodilions.

520
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 4: Well, what's a crocodilion?

521
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: It says it's an alligator. Okay, oh, crocodilions must meet

522
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: all of them, like an alligator came in and crocodile

523
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: that they're called crocodilions. Knowing that, but who wants this shit?

524
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 4: Like what are you doing with a crocodilion?

525
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: All of Florida? I don't know, just living in Florida

526
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: with these things.

527
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: It's a great question. I was fortunate enough.

528
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 3: In February twenty twenty, I was working on travel show

529
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: for Quibi. Uh, everybody remembers Quibi, everybody misses it. It

530
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 3: just became such a huge part of all of our lives.

531
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: Rip Quibi.

532
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: But we were in Peru, so we actually got in

533
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 3: there right before the great quarantine started and we were

534
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: shooting in this really beautiful mountainous area called Chachapoyas. But

535
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 3: the line producer thought it would be a good idea

536
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 3: to let us all do the tour of this thing

537
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: called like q Lop And it's basically if you've seen

538
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 3: Machu Picchu, it's very similar. It's like a fortress on

539
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 3: top of a mountain. You have to take these gondolas

540
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 3: to get up there. Oh wow, it's incredible. And they

541
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: gave us a tour guide. So it's my whole production

542
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 3: crew and the talent and we're walking around and it's

543
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 3: it's stunning.

544
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: It's like a cloud. They were called the Cloud Warriors.

545
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 3: And uh, while we're going there, our our tour guide

546
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 3: is a professor and he like, did a favored or

547
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 3: come and teach us all this thing. And he was

548
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 3: very calm, and he was in his fifties, very stoic man,

549
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 3: extremely intelligent. And then at some point he was telling

550
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: us about all their ceremonies and he's like, and yes,

551
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: we still do ayahuasca. I do ayahuasca. We do it

552
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 3: to communicate with the animals and creatures of the jungle.

553
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 3: I know that you don't believe in this, but I

554
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: believe in this. And so you're like, Okay, this is

555
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 3: a cool way to be and he's like, we believe.

556
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: And then he would start listing all the animals. But

557
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 3: then he would say the animals, he'd be like the

558
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: chayachaki and the runamula, and we're just going, all these

559
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 3: white dudes are just like aha, this sounds very interesting.

560
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 3: But then he would explain what they were. So he's like,

561
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 3: I do ayahuasca. And I talked to the mermaids. I

562
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 3: talked to the pink dolphin. I talked to this snake

563
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: with an old woman's face. And so then I'm like,

564
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm like, I'm like in the back

565
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh boy, don't bring up the snake

566
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 3: with and then he goes I talked to the enchanted bull,

567
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 3: and so he does this three times on this tour,

568
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 3: where he's like, I know you don't belie this. I

569
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,959
Speaker 3: know you're gonna make fun of me later, but I

570
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,479
Speaker 3: believe in this. I believe in the Chayachaki, the leat.

571
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 3: He would go through it again, and every time you

572
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 3: would get to the snake with the old woman's face,

573
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: I would start giggling, and well, they say the enchanted bull.

574
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: I would just lose it every time, and I'm trying

575
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 3: to be so polite and I'm like, clearly, this can't

576
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: happen again. And then that guy gets on the gondola

577
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 3: or the thing all the way back down and he

578
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: says it again, and I'm just uncovering my face and

579
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: he's like, is there a problem? And I'm like, you

580
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 3: keep saying the python with the old woman's face on it,

581
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 3: and I'm sorry, Like, I.

582
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: Know in Ayahuasca this must be incredible. Once would have

583
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: been profound, but now I don't think you believe in these.

584
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 3: Now I think you're just testing us to see if

585
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: we believe in You.

586
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: Didn't talk to me for the rest of the trip.

587
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: The guy just couldn't stay in me.

588
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 3: After that, I was trying to be so so so

589
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: so polite.

590
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 4: Ha weah, just started to give it up to him.

591
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 4: You know, he lives life in full color. He's like

592
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 4: sort of buying his mysteries and stuff kind of like that,

593
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 4: you know.

594
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: I just and also he's just slightly forgetful that he

595
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: had just forget.

596
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: He just forgot that he said it before and the

597
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 3: enchanted bull.

598
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm picturing probably something different than what you're seeing.

599
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

600
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 4: Sort of you mentioned mermaids and then of course we

601
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 4: did talk about the crocodilians, but I was doing I did.

602
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 4: I shot an episode of a show down in Florida

603
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 4: with my friend Bob kat Goldthwaite, who was directing.

604
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: And you were a mermaid. I've seen this episode.

605
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So I was a mermaid. And

606
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 4: we went to this place called Wiki Watchee Park where

607
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 4: they have like a live Mermaids show. So they have

608
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 4: like these women they address up the Mermaids and then

609
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 4: you know, and they do a show for like an audience,

610
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 4: and then of course they got like manatees and shit

611
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 4: around and you can you know, it's just like you know,

612
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 4: and fucking I don't know. I got the sweatshirt with

613
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 4: the manate on, that's what.

614
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

615
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 4: But in order to get to this like uh sort

616
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 4: of aquarium or not aquarium, but just this area like

617
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 4: uh water, you have to like you know, walk into

618
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 4: the thing and and then you know, they they give

619
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 4: you a thing and you hold your breath and you

620
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: go down and you sort of dance for these people

621
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 4: in your mermaid outfits. But they do a whole routine.

622
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 4: But anyway, we got there that day and I come

623
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 4: to set and everybody's there and do the whole thing,

624
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 4: go under water, swimming around, got this. They made this

625
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 4: custom like fishtail thing for me, so I looked like

626
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 4: an actual mermaid?

627
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: Could you and you could? Didn't have like flippers in

628
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 2: the back.

629
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 4: Of it, you know, the whole thing. It was kind

630
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: of weird because you're sort of your body is all constricted,

631
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 4: you know. I mean I had like an is it

632
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 4: an MRI like maybe fifteen years ago. Ever since that,

633
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 4: I've been really claustrophobic. Could like change me.

634
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we do it.

635
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 4: We you know, and I'm in there and I do

636
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 4: a whole two a couple of scenes. There's one where

637
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 4: I'm like talking to a couple of guys or whatever,

638
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 4: and then it's over and it's getting really cold. I

639
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 4: was like, what a great day, What a great day.

640
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 4: And then bobcast is like, you know, I just shows

641
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: me a picture of a sign that he had taken

642
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 4: out of before I walked into the water that was like,

643
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: be aware of the alligators or crocodiles I had been.

644
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: It's not an aquarium, it's like just an underwater it's

645
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: like a natural water park.

646
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like an area where they can go down

647
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 4: and like, yeah, so I was in the water with like.

648
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: And then they they just.

649
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: There, she's in here.

650
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe the guy thought he saw me and he

651
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 4: wasn't really clear on what it was. But you know,

652
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: that's the those are the treats of being the shelf

653
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: is going to do some of these weird things, you

654
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 4: know where.

655
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Speaker 2: Yeah, going having Bobcat put you in mortal danger. That's

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Speaker 2: that's some of the treats.

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Speaker 4: There are a lot of people, you know, the thing, I.

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Speaker 2: Love Bobcat. All right, do you want I'll tease this

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Speaker 2: out to a break here? Does us into a little

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Speaker 2: commercial break Free Rent? This is actually on topic as well.

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Speaker 2: Free Rent offered to Walrus impersonator. Okay, all right, didn't

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Speaker 2: see that coming.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back with more banana bananas.

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Speaker 2: We are back, folks. Before we get back to our

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Speaker 2: fantastic guests, I do want to say someone just sent

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Speaker 2: this in and I'm very excited about it. This was

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Speaker 2: sent in by Tara Trudell. Or no, sorry, this was

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Speaker 2: posted by Terra Trudell. But this was sent in by

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Speaker 2: Harmony on Instagram. Who is femme? That's her thing? This

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Speaker 2: is heartwarming alert. This was posted by Tera Trudell. And

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Speaker 2: this is true. I've called the number. If you like me,

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Speaker 2: could use a pick me up right now?

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Speaker 1: Sounds good?

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Speaker 2: Call seven zero seven nine nine eight eight four one zero.

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Speaker 2: A group of Bay Area students ages five to twelve

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Speaker 2: have pre recorded PEP talks and they are full of wisdom,

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Speaker 2: beauty and hope. Again, the number is seven zero seven

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Speaker 2: nine nine eight eight four one zero. I called and

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Speaker 2: and like there's a whole bunch of options, like are

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Speaker 2: you feeling angry?

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Speaker 1: Press one?

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Speaker 2: Are you feeling depressed? Pressed too? And I think I

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Speaker 2: pressed for like depressed or something. And the PEP talks

685
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Speaker 2: were great. No, it was frustration. If you're feeling frustrated,

686
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Speaker 2: Press one, Press one, and it was like a six

687
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Speaker 2: year old going, if you're frustrated, you can go in

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Speaker 2: your room and you can scream into your pillow, or

689
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Speaker 2: you can go outside and just scream at the sky.

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Speaker 2: It was like, I'm feeling better already, baby, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Go scream at that sky.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I walk through all those emotions in

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Speaker 4: just the course of an.

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Speaker 1: Hour, so that's so good. I do have a couple

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Speaker 1: shout outs, actually, Kurta and this is good for both

696
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Speaker 1: of you, and feel free to jump in with, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe our own encouragement.

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Speaker 3: Molly Strait wants us to mention uh Nick Tanaglia, who

699
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Speaker 3: is a newish to stand up. He's new to stand

700
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Speaker 3: up and he's an up and comer and apparently he's

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Speaker 3: one of the funniest dudes. She'd knows. So been animals.

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Speaker 3: If you want to find a new comic, check out

703
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Speaker 3: at Nicholas Underscore, to Clia Instagram.

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Speaker 2: And you just you have just you have just opened

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Speaker 2: the floodgates for people to cut ask for more stand ups.

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Speaker 1: For stand up recommendation, we could cut that. If you

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Speaker 1: want lane, well, let.

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Speaker 2: It stand, Let it stands. Let it stand exactly.

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Speaker 1: Lane.

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Speaker 3: Lane wants to preemptively apologize to his girlfriend Megan because

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Speaker 3: he's a nervous flyer and he's going to get absolutely

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Speaker 3: obliterated on their flight to Vancouver, so he just wants

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Speaker 3: to Megan. Lane is sorry, he's getting drunk, and even

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Speaker 3: though it's an hour long flight, he's planning on getting

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Speaker 3: totally toasted. He did ask me what I drink at

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Speaker 3: the airport, Bridget what do you drink at the airport

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Speaker 3: before a flight? If you if you hit the bar.

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Speaker 4: I like to get there early so I can just

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Speaker 4: do a few things I like to go through. It's

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Speaker 4: like a you know, you have to take your whole

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Speaker 4: course of antibiotics. I have to take a whole course

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Speaker 4: of the various things I'd like to drink. Okay, well,

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Speaker 4: I do you know, I get to travel us. I

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Speaker 4: got that louds thing. So I go like the fucking

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Speaker 4: Seltzer and a decaf coffee, and then I said it down.

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Speaker 4: And then I go to the bar and I get

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Speaker 4: a glass of chardonnay. Okay, and and then if time permits,

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Speaker 4: which it usually does because I'm a grandma, and I

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Speaker 4: get there at least two hours early. I follow that

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Speaker 4: up with another Chardonnay, and then of course we transition

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Speaker 4: into something else a little different on the plane. How

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Speaker 4: about you.

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Speaker 2: Guys airport, I'm usually just about casoda guy, But you

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Speaker 2: know what, I do want to say that I was

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Speaker 2: for years, I think Bridget was the only person I

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Speaker 2: knew who drank chardonnay until my mother in law moved here,

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Speaker 2: and she only drank Chardonnay. So I started buying Shardonay,

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Speaker 2: and now it is the only white wine I drink.

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Speaker 2: I love Chardonnay so much now, and I'm I'm on

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Speaker 2: I'm on team Bridget one hundred percent. I will definitely

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Speaker 2: have a Chardonay at the airport with you.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you like to fly Delta, which I do.

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Speaker 4: Then you got and you got to the lounge. You know,

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Speaker 4: of course you get the compliment. They got a complimentary

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Speaker 4: white available, but I like to get myself the cakebread Shardenay,

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Speaker 4: which is you know, you know that that's not complimentary,

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Speaker 4: And I said, I know, but I'm flying today and

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Speaker 4: I would like to cheat myself. Always look at me,

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Speaker 4: because I like, you know, I come and kind of

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Speaker 4: sloppy or whatever. I try to look nice but it's

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's important.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 4: I know you're supposed to dress up on a plane,

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Speaker 4: but I also like comfort, so I do a comfort

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Speaker 4: I try to put a sweater on and make it

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Speaker 4: look nice and a nice glass of shardenay. And then,

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Speaker 4: you know, and I know that they think that I'm

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Speaker 4: just some sort of ruffian or whatever we call I

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Speaker 4: don't know what the right word is. You guys got the.

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Speaker 3: Right sell this woman some wine. You got cash, you

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Speaker 3: can buy your shardennaye.

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Speaker 4: And then sometimes they have like a signature cocktail that'll

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Speaker 4: be up there, you know, like Delta's signature cocktail, and

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Speaker 4: it's always like gin and like fucking grenadine, and I'm like, now,

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Speaker 4: too sweet? What about you, Scotty? What's your airport? Beverag's

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Speaker 4: lineup if.

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Speaker 3: It's morning is if it's before lunch, I like tequila grapefruits.

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Speaker 3: I drink tequila foods like I'll drink two of those

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Speaker 3: and then I feel like I'm getting some vitamin C

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Speaker 3: or something. I'm like, okay, and then I never drink

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Speaker 3: this any other time in life, but I'll drink like

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Speaker 3: jack and coke zeros. I'll like, I'll hit those if

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Speaker 3: it's an afternoon thing, I guess to not fall asleep

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Speaker 3: on the plane or whatever. But I don't ever go

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Speaker 3: to a bar in order like a jack and coke.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes at the airport I'll drink those. And I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure why, but yeah, tequila, tequila, grapefruits my my morning, bev.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna try that on my way to Cancuda unless

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Speaker 4: I cancel the Cancoon trip to go to the caves and.

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Speaker 3: In Missouriacha there, I'll bring the grapefruit juice.

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Speaker 1: We'll call Stanley Tucci.

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Speaker 2: Just outside a warehouse mine drink grapefruit and tequila.

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Speaker 4: You know you're not gonna be too hot. It's gonna

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Speaker 4: be nice and cool.

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Speaker 1: In there, like it sounds nice and final one.

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Speaker 3: Then we'll jump right back into bananas. Kristin Rene wants

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Speaker 3: to shout out her bff. She says, I swear to God,

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Speaker 3: this is her name, Melanie, come a shot tough last name.

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Speaker 3: If this is a prank worked on me. They disagree

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Speaker 3: about ninety percent of their entertainment choices, but they both

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Speaker 3: love bananas and they talk about the podcast. So thank

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Speaker 3: you to Kristin and Melanie and your long lasting friendship.

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Speaker 3: Nothing better than a good friend.

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Speaker 1: In you know world.

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Speaker 2: It could become a shot, or it could become as hot.

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Speaker 1: So we don't know. We don't know, Melanie comas hot.

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Speaker 4: Is there a bananimals shot? Is there a bananimals cocktail?

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Speaker 4: Is there something that when the bananimals go to the

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Speaker 4: airport that they can order. I guess maybe that the

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Speaker 4: tequila grapefruit is a bananimal's rising shot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind that. That could be good.

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Speaker 2: Is there like a liqueur that I mean, like, is

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Speaker 2: there a readily available like air that would have be

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Speaker 2: at an airport bar that would be something banana that's

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Speaker 2: not disgusting, that's tough, that's a tough one, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be surprising, I hope. So yeah, maybe we

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Speaker 3: need a signature cocktail. We have a lot of bartenders

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Speaker 3: that listen, so if somebody goes out of their mind

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Speaker 3: and has a great one. We do have a shaved dice,

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Speaker 3: Zephyr shaved dice, and Maine has a bananamous.

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Speaker 2: We have a bananimal flavor there looks damn good.

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Speaker 4: So I'm you, guys, you must have a whole merch

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Speaker 4: line with the names bananamals.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wish, I wish I had our glass to

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Speaker 2: show it to you right now. But yeah, it's pretty great.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty well designed. I would say, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 2: you guys about this Walrus impersonator. How does that sound here?

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Speaker 2: It is? There's Oh you have it chilled chilled.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 2: You guys can go get the thing that just impressed

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Speaker 2: Bridget Effett right now at pod. I don't even know

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Speaker 2: where we sell it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yep, you can find it.

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Speaker 2: You can find it somewhere on our website. We don't

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Speaker 2: have a website on our instagram, yep, but you can.

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Speaker 4: Find somebody somewhere on HBO dot com, HBO Max streaming

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Speaker 4: and all episodes are available now anyway, I start.

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Speaker 3: Continuing anybody somewhere. Great show again, Kurtie. The best thing

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Speaker 3: is you keep surprising everybody. Every little moment has a

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Speaker 3: little surprise. Incredible timing for all.

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Speaker 1: Of your actors.

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Speaker 3: To you, by the way, and I also really applaud you,

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Speaker 3: Bridget as somebody who you're the lead.

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Speaker 1: This is your show. You are number one on the

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Speaker 1: call sheet.

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Speaker 3: But also all of the supporting cast are great and funny.

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Speaker 3: Your relationship with Joel the Sam and Joel relationship is beautiful,

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Speaker 3: but everybody has their moments, which sometimes that's not the

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Speaker 3: case sometimes the show and they're clearly the funniest in

840
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 3: such a way that you're like, oh, they didn't elevate

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Speaker 3: everybody around them, but bravo to you for absolutely doing that.

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Speaker 4: Teamwork makes the dream work, right.

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Speaker 2: So, and also like watching it over and over, I

844
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Speaker 2: was like, the casting is so good. There's the people

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Speaker 2: that we it's you know, so many shows I see.

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Speaker 2: It's just like, uh, the funny people from Uta. That's

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Speaker 2: just everybody who was in all the parts, do you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? And it's like these people, some

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Speaker 2: of them I've never seen before at all, and they're excellent.

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Speaker 2: They're just like such great actors and naturally funny. And

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Speaker 2: so I was really happy to see that as well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: And I had no idea you're from Manhattan, Kansas. I

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Speaker 2: was actually thank you, Kurt Apple.

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Speaker 1: Is that where k state is? Kansas State?

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Speaker 4: Where is? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Nice?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right? Here it is free rent offered to Walrus impersonator.

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Speaker 2: This is this is from actually from twenty thirteen. So

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Speaker 2: we're digging back into the internet. A man is offering

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Speaker 2: somebody the chance to live rent free. And this was

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Speaker 2: sent in by Ryan Penny. He sent it in today.

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Speaker 2: This was This appeared on Digital Spy, which was probably

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Speaker 2: in twenty thirteen. A great name for a website and

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Speaker 2: a terrible for a website in twenty twenty two and

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Speaker 2: written by Katie finbo.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, she is really good.

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Speaker 2: She's the best. I would say she's the best. If

870
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: there was a business for writing, she would be the

871
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 2: best in it. Now a man is offering somebody the

872
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: chance to live rent free if they dress up as

873
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 2: a Walrus. The unnamed selling an advertisement on gum Tree

874
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: looking for someone to live with him free of charge.

875
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't think gum tree even exists anymore. A condition

876
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: of the arrangement. Arrangement is that the lodger will have

877
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 2: to wear a walrus costume for two hours a day.

878
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: Metro reports. The ad explains that the man had spent

879
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 2: some time in Alaska before retiring to Brighton, so this

880
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: is obviously in the UK. When living in Alaska, he

881
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: spent a lot of time with a Walrus called Gregory.

882
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 1: There's no way up until the name.

883
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I like the Gregory part is where you

884
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: checked out The Gregory part makes me lean in and

885
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, no specifics.

886
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: Of it, It's all in the details. Oh boy, Okay.

887
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: He spent a lot of time with a Walrus called Gregory,

888
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: and he has never made such a good friend since.

889
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 2: He says that he has constructed a quote realistic walrous

890
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: costume which should fit quote people of average proportions. The

891
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 2: advert also explains that whilst in the costume, you must

892
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: be a Walris. There must be no speaking in a

893
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances and

894
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: the voice of a walrus. A double sized room is

895
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 2: on offer. A double sized room is probably a UK expression.

896
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 2: I have no idea what size A double sized room

897
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: is is on offer, and the winning applicant will get

898
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: full use of the house, but they will also have

899
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: to quote catch and eat the fish and crabs that

900
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 2: I will broach you whilst you are being a walrus.

901
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 4: I was all in and time to go fucking fish.

902
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, so God, fourteen hours a week, but you

903
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 3: live rent free in a part in a double room.

904
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have to do it two hours a day.

905
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: Like that's a big commitment to hours.

906
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like much, but it really is. It

907
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 4: really is to go to gym for like fucking thirty

908
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 4: minutes a day. You know, that's a two hours.

909
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: I got one of those toothbrushes are the ones that

910
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: tell you what you've been brushing for two minutes, And

911
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, clearly this is broken. This is must have

912
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: been ten or fifteen minutes by now. It's like a minute.

913
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 2: Brush for two minutes. Fucking no way. I know. I'd

914
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: rather have all of my teeth pulled then waste two

915
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 2: minutes a day brushing my teeth.

916
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 4: Oh my god, but I'm listening. I'd like to add

917
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 4: this to cart. Talk to someone. Tell me more about

918
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 4: the toob.

919
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: It's a it's also that thing. So this toothbrush is

920
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 3: really good. I got it at Target and until I

921
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: used what are they called mechanical toothbrush?

922
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: What are the what are they called toothbrush?

923
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: Toothbrush? One where you crank it and.

924
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: Weirdly, I have to get on a bicycle and I

925
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 3: start peddling, and then a fan turns behind my head,

926
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 3: eggs turn over in a frying pan and start frying

927
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 3: in the other room, and then my toothbrush rises to

928
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 3: my teeth. Yeah, I have an electric toothbrush. And before

929
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 3: I had that, I realized that I'd been incorrectly brushing

930
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 3: my teeth for the past you know, thirty years or whatever.

931
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is what my mouth is

932
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: supposed to feel like. But yeah, it has an automatic feature.

933
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: When you push the button, it turns on. There's a timer,

934
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 3: it beeps it two minutes, you put it back in

935
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 3: the charging stand.

936
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: It rules.

937
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 4: But like, I do love Target, and I do like

938
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 4: somebody tell me how to do something right. So maybe

939
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 4: maybe this is like a Saturday for me to go

940
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 4: to Target.

941
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 2: Your birthday's coming up, your birth.

942
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 4: Maybe some bananamal will meet.

943
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 3: Me on the street, say, Banana Boy number two sent

944
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: you for a mechanical toothbrush.

945
00:46:59,280 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: And just.

946
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 2: You never know who's listening, right, If there's any sugar

947
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: Daddy's out there, you can send it to our po box.

948
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: We'll make sure bridget ever it gets.

949
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 3: Walrus, sea World and stuff I'm trying to think of.

950
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 3: I've ever seen a live Walrus. I don't think I

951
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: ever have.

952
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 2: I've never seen a live Walrus. I've only you know,

953
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: but I feel like I'm I'm familiar with them. But

954
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: it's literally just from videos it's just from videos. I've

955
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 2: seen seals. I've seen big seals. I've seen big sea line.

956
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, there's one. I don't I think those

957
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: are seals too.

958
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 3: It's hard to tell between them all. There are a

959
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 3: lot of names for those things.

960
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 4: M M, what you like would you like to see?

961
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 4: Like rhinos are like rhinos are I know that's not

962
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 4: like they're the mean ones, right, Rhinos.

963
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: Hippos hippos, Hippos are the ones that kill more people

964
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 2: than like shark, rock, bears, and lions combined. You don't

965
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: hear about it, and it's excident.

966
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: Nobody's talking about.

967
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about hippos, and all of their deaths are accidental,

968
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,399
Speaker 2: like they are are they eat they're they're an herb

969
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: before they don't try to eat people. That they're all accidental,

970
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: that they like charge at people and trample them.

971
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 4: Clearly, you guys have talked about hippos before on this podcast.

972
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 3: Cocaine hippos uh from Narcos. Yeah, we Pablo Escobar had

973
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: imported hippos and then they're still alive in destroying the

974
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 3: ecosystem and in Colombia and Colombia, so they keep having

975
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 3: these debates what to do with these cocaine hippos.

976
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: We've talked hippos. We love hipposone banana.

977
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: It was probably this for our first episode was cocaine

978
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: hippos are destroying Colombia's ecosystems.

979
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 4: Well, I'll get a toothbrush and up on hippos Saturday.

980
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 4: It's gonna be And I know I don't want to animals,

981
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 4: but but how do they accidentally kill people?

982
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: Is it just like they yeah, trampling, they like they

983
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: they run, They rush at them and run them over,

984
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: and there's they're very fast.

985
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, they don't eat them.

986
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not like hungry hungry hippops. They're not chomping

987
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 2: on them. They are running.

988
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 4: Their disappointment that hippos have to be so so bad

989
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 4: bad boys.

990
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: I think they'd be chill, you'd think they'd be chill,

991
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 1: but no.

992
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 2: That's surprising how much they swim.

993
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: I got one bridge. You waited Tables. I saw you.

994
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: I believe it was on Fallon say that you waited

995
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: Tables for like twenty five years, right, and this show

996
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 3: is a big deal. This wasn't just an overnight happening

997
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 3: for you.

998
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, I guess I wait tables for twenty

999
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 4: five plus, even when I was dazzling people downtown with

1000
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 4: my camaret show, I was still waiting tables up until

1001
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 4: probably like twenty fifteen, I think, or so so. And

1002
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 4: then you know, I did get the HBO deal a

1003
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 4: few years later and then slowly put together a TV show.

1004
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 4: But yeah, it is a it's a little bit of

1005
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 4: a Hollywood story.

1006
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 2: You know. Was there was there a moment when you

1007
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 2: quick say asked, because I remember Kristen used to work

1008
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: at the sushi place in Times Square, blue Fin or something. Yeah, yeah,

1009
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: and she.

1010
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 4: Got I'm like, did she get the oh, sorry, you

1011
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 4: know you're yeah, coffin check and like walk by the

1012
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 4: window of like a five thousand or ten thousand dollars

1013
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 4: checks like.

1014
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 2: I quitive thousand, it was five thousand dollars And she

1015
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 2: walked in with a giant fake check for five thousand

1016
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 2: dollars and told them she quit, which is such a

1017
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: great story because literally, like one she won it at

1018
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: Carolines and then Bluefin was like on her way to

1019
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: the to the subway. Yeah, was there a moment?

1020
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: No?

1021
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 4: I just sort of like just kept you know, I

1022
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 4: sort of had health insurance, So I kept like two

1023
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 4: shifts a week to try to keep my health insurance.

1024
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 4: And that's not I was performing more and I was doing,

1025
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 4: you know a little bit. But one day they just

1026
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 4: you know, I called my manager with my schedule requests

1027
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 4: and I was like, I can only work like Tuesday night,

1028
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 4: and she's like, are you sure you even want to

1029
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 4: come back? And I was like, you know what? And

1030
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 4: then I show that night at Joe's pub called rock

1031
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 4: Bottom that I was doing and it was being received

1032
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 4: while I mean, I wasn't really making much money doing it.

1033
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 4: But then I told the audience like when I sang

1034
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 4: the sort of last song of the show, and then

1035
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 4: you know, because they've been with me for a long time,

1036
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 4: that like all get up on their feet, you know,

1037
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 4: like a seven minute standing ovation. I mean literally like

1038
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 4: you crush your teeth for two minutes, so you know

1039
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 4: it's seven minutes.

1040
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 3: Must be like I'd be bleeding out of my nose

1041
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: and ears if I brush for seven That is so beautiful.

1042
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: Bridge.

1043
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you ever got a can, I don't know,

1044
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 4: I'm sure you guys have been. I can't even know

1045
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. If you ever go to can, but

1046
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 4: I had like a movie there have been there Teddy Cakes. Yeah,

1047
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 4: and you go there and you premiere and if the

1048
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 4: audience likes the movie, they stand up and they just

1049
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 4: they alter your you're you know, we're like I'm like

1050
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: the seventeenth row or whatever, and they like all just

1051
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 4: stand around you just clapping and looking at you for

1052
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 4: sometimes ten twenty minutes. It's just the So they were

1053
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 4: just like it was a wild as well thing. But yeah,

1054
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 4: that was like I've ever heard anybody apply for anything,

1055
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 4: because you know, in the States, like we get our

1056
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 4: we get out of you know, good what thirty you know,

1057
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 4: two minutes.

1058
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're like get the woo in the

1059
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: States woo.

1060
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 4: And now you hit like you have to like I

1061
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: feel like everything you go to you have to give

1062
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 4: them a standing ovation. There's always one person that stands up.

1063
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I don't fucking stand up, and I'm the

1064
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: asshole first down because I'm holding my laugh there whatever.

1065
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 4: Somebody cares, but somebody cares for to stop talking.

1066
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 2: About care the most the most.

1067
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 3: By the way, it's these stories, It's like the news

1068
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 3: is supposed to just spiral us into exactly what we're

1069
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 3: currently doing.

1070
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 2: We're doing this story exactly right.

1071
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: Bridget here we go.

1072
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 3: Oh the reason I brought up the restaurant is because

1073
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 3: this guy, this, the subject of this story, almost turns

1074
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 3: a house into a restaurant. Okay, m jco sent this in.

1075
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 3: But my buddy Skip Jacob Jones sent this in, and

1076
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 3: so did Tony Saragosa, so many bananamals sent this in.

1077
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 3: Takes place in Santa Fe, which is a very charming,

1078
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: lovely town. We like Santa Fe.

1079
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh yes, there's a place Coyote Cafe and rooftop Cantina

1080
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: where my parents and I drink many many blue margaritas.

1081
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 3: So get yourself a blue margarita forever.

1082
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, that sounds yeah.

1083
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 3: Maybe that's my new afternoon drink at bars. Maybe that's

1084
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 3: that's the banana. What makes it blue? Just a blue

1085
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 3: carra col?

1086
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Speaker 1: Yeah, curs or whatever? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah is it carousel? Have I been saying cara

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Speaker 2: col my whole life?

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Speaker 4: I think it's.

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Speaker 1: I think, all right, but ours? But the banana was

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00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 1: made with cracow. Oh boy, uh, Santa Fe man breaks

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Speaker 1: into home, takes a bath, eats shrimp, drinks a beer,

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Speaker 1: and then leaves two hundred dollars for damages. What great story?

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Speaker 1: Already great?

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Speaker 4: That is heartwarming.

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Speaker 3: I like that this is written by the god of writing,

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Speaker 3: Debbie Lord for Cox Media Group.

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Speaker 1: Kurt, you love Cox Media Group?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I literally, I have a ticker tape.

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00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: I've said it before. I got ticker tape in every room.

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Speaker 2: Just Cox Media. Whatever they're putting out, I'm taking in.

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Speaker 3: Whenever Debbie the god of writing Lord for Cox Media

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Speaker 3: Group National Content Desk puts out a story, Kurt calls

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Speaker 3: me screaming into a megaphone on speakerphone.

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Speaker 2: Debbie Lord, did it again?

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Speaker 1: Did you see this?

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Speaker 3: A New Mexico man who allegedly broke into a home

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Speaker 3: took a bath, ate some shrimp, and drank a beer

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Speaker 3: before being confronted by the The homeowner has been arrested. The man,

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Speaker 3: Terrell Christiansen, thirty four, was arrested Sunday for breaking into

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Speaker 3: a home after smashing a window to get in. When

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Speaker 3: Christiensen was confronted by the homeowner, he apologized, told him

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Speaker 3: he just needed a warm place to hang out, and

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Speaker 3: left the man two hundred dollars to repair the window.

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Speaker 3: According to court documents, christians had told investigators he was

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Speaker 3: quote caught in a blizzard end quote Sunday and was

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Speaker 3: afraid he would freeze.

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Speaker 1: Also, that's real, that's what that is. I'm not it

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Speaker 1: did no. Police told him that he Oh.

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Speaker 3: He also told police that he quote felt bad end

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Speaker 3: quote about breaking the window of the home and had

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Speaker 3: left money for the owner. The homeowner said the man

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Speaker 3: was quote extremely embarrassed and apologetic about the whole situation,

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Speaker 3: The Albuquerque Journal reported, but.

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Speaker 2: Not embarrassed enough to not take a bath. I mean he'ssed,

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Speaker 2: but not enough to not take a bath, eat some

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Speaker 2: shrimp and drink a beat.

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Speaker 1: You you know what I mean? I do, And I would

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Speaker 1: also say the shrimp, I'd go along.

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Speaker 3: Was it the only thing in the house or did

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Speaker 3: he look at everything and go, well.

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Speaker 1: It's been a while since some New Mexico shrimp just

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Speaker 1: fall out of the sky.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I love this story.

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Speaker 4: Inventory. I just like a look at the shrimp.

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00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do with It's an emergency situation.

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Speaker 3: To understand, I have low blood sugar if I don't

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Speaker 3: eat shrimp. So I did a little further deep investigation.

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Speaker 3: I went to Bobvilla dot com, which is great. We

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00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 3: all remember Bob villa. The typical window replacement cost is

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Speaker 3: between two hundred and eighteen hundred dollars per window, depending

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Speaker 3: but the national average is one hundred to six hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty. So with labor, the overall window replacement can

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Speaker 3: cost approximately one hundred to three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: So he kind of got it right. He probably owed

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Speaker 1: him more likely to fifty. I liked it.

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Speaker 2: That's what you were wondering about when you heard this story,

1148
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 2: if it was an appropriate amount of money.

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00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 3: I waited tables for nine years total, and I was

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00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 3: thinking shrimp and a beer. I'm like, how much beer

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00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 3: and shrimp did this guy consume? For two hundred dollars?

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00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 3: I thought window replacement was like one hundred hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty bucks.

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Speaker 1: So I guess you know, kind of comes out in

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Speaker 1: the wash. Nobody gets injured in this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, other than being terrified of finding a man in

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Speaker 2: your home. That's all. That's all, Bridget. I know we've

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Speaker 2: we've run out of our hour with you, but I

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Speaker 2: just wanted to say, is there anything else you want

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00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 2: to plug in addition to somebody somewhere, And also thank

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Speaker 2: you for being on the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so very much.

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Speaker 4: You know, I got I got nothing. It's just nice

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Speaker 4: to see some people in a way in the kind

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00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,439
Speaker 4: of fashion where don't actually have to leave the house

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Speaker 4: and yes, to connect with a couple of human beings.

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Speaker 4: It's been wonderful. It's nice to see you guys, and

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Speaker 4: thanks for having me a lot.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's wonderful, and Bridget we often will do well,

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Speaker 3: not often, and we sometimes do a special guest something

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00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 3: called Bananas after Dark, where we start drinking before we

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Speaker 3: start recording, and then we get a little saucier and

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00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 3: a little looser as we go. If you ever want

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00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: to come back and just have some fun and drink

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00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 3: some Chardonnay or some tequila grapefruits and from the comfort

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00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 3: of your own home and get a little wrecked with

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00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 3: the Banana boys, we would gladly have you back anytime.

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Speaker 4: Yd Bananas underd.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you very much. Come do hot

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00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 2: tub soon, ladies, and I'm gonna watch somebody somewhere on

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Speaker 2: HBO Max right now, b Banana.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie.

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Speaker 1: Levine, theme music by Kahan.

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00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 2: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at The Banana's Podcast,

1187
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

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00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Subscribe and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising one Bananas, please email

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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