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Speaker 1: Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes

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Speaker 1: hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the a rewereing, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who welcome in? You found us, Good job by you.

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Speaker 1: It's the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G

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Speaker 1: Radio in the podcast air everywhere as it is our

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Speaker 1: Saturday extravaganza. Danny no football today, nothing to watch today

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Speaker 1: in the NFL. Better for the podcast downloads. Let's go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nothing to distract you from the podcast. So on this

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Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour, we've got is that a

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Speaker 1: flea in the ear, Noah's wife, mirror, mirror not on

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Speaker 1: the wall, and pop goes the culture. So that's a

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Yeah, it's a full board. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: we'll start with this life of life of myself, Ben Mallory,

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Speaker 1: Life of Danny G Radio. And so this past week

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Speaker 1: back to the full grind. I had family in previously,

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Speaker 1: back headed back. He's my my brother, my older brothers

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Speaker 1: actually was in Mexico City this week of all places.

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Speaker 1: Um daily grind. I do the show, nothing spectacularly, nothing

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Speaker 1: So I was doing my thing. But on Monday, I

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Speaker 1: far away, and I'm on the treadmill, and you know,

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Speaker 1: Usually I'm on treadmill. What do I watch? I watch

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Speaker 1: the past few years, I know, right, I just merely

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Speaker 1: I got one ear tied behind my back. Mega dittos Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I know that I'm not Noah's wife. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised he wasn't part of jaw Rules Island. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Really that would have been like the bonus round on fire. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get the same and all that, and man, what

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Speaker 1: what bad luck? What else do we have? We have

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Speaker 1: a few more on popcast the culture. Uh let's her

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Speaker 1: appliance makers. Appliance makers are upset that fifty percent of

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Speaker 1: customers do not connect smart appliances. They're annoyed by this

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Speaker 1: whirlpool and l g are they're they're not happy. The

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Speaker 1: two big appliance makers. They've added WiFi technology to the dishwashers,

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Speaker 1: the ovens, the refrigerators, and they have built in apps

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Speaker 1: and they claim that less than fifty percent of people

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Speaker 1: actually connect the items. And I say, bravo, I don't

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Speaker 1: need WiFi in my dishwasher. I don't need in my oven,

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00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: I don't need it in my refrigerator. Uh. And the

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00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: reason they're upset, I'm I'm speaking. I don't know this

437
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Speaker 1: for effect. I'm just guestimating. I think this is probably right, though.

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Speaker 1: See if you agree with me, Danny. The reason they're

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Speaker 1: upset is because they were planning on selling that data

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Speaker 1: and of what when people are using their their you know, dishwasher,

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Speaker 1: and they're what, they're how many times they open their uh,

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00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: the refrigerator and all that crap, and they can use

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Speaker 1: that somehow and make money on it. And now they

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Speaker 1: can't do it because people aren't using it and they're

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00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: not using the apps thousand percent correct. They want to

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00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: be able to track us. They want to be in

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Speaker 1: your phone as one of your apps. Like the dishwasher

448
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: thing doesn't make sense because what are you gonna put

449
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 1: a bunch of dirty dishes in there and say, well,

450
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Speaker 1: I'll wash them later. I'll set the WiFi to turn

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Speaker 1: the dishwasher on. Says that my dishes are tht dirtier

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Speaker 1: than they were last week. I gotta do something about that.

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00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: The needs an act for that stupid ship. Exactly, exactly. Well,

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00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: here's a fun story. I don't know if you guys

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00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: on Coveno and Rich talked about this. I probably should

456
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: have brought this up on the radio program. Uh So,

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Speaker 1: the state of Oregon has put a bill out to

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Speaker 1: ban the sale of kangaroo body parts in the state

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Speaker 1: of Oregon. Now, why would they do that? Danny? That

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Speaker 1: is kind of het? Tell us. It turns out who

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Speaker 1: knew that high end soccer cleats from Nike use kangaroo

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00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: body parts? They used kangaroo leather. Does it make you

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00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: run faster? I got fired. I got no idea. I

464
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: didn't even know this was a thing. I think definitely

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Speaker 1: they could use that as a cell point. You'll jump

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Speaker 1: higher in these because their part kangaroo. I who decided

467
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: that that kangaroo leather was the way to go? Like,

468
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: who decided that's the case? And so they have to

469
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: there's no kangaroos in Oregon, so they have to at

470
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: least not native, So they have to get the kangaroos,

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Speaker 1: have to buy them from Australia and then they they're killed.

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Speaker 1: Are their kangaroo breeders just for Nike? They say that

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Speaker 1: high end soccer cleats and it's only worn by a

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Speaker 1: small subset of elite soccer players. Weird. I mean, there

475
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: are some mean animals, right, but you still don't want

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Speaker 1: to kill them just for shoes. We'll have to get

477
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Speaker 1: one of our Australian guys to help us out on

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Speaker 1: that semis viral video where that kangaroo is boxing that guy.

479
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's hilarious. Well, my favorite kangaroo

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Speaker 1: fun fact we learned from this podcast is that, unlike

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Speaker 1: a rabbit that runs away from or kind of freezes

482
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: when they see a light, you know, dear rabbit in

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Speaker 1: the headlights, it turns out that the kangaroo will run

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Speaker 1: at the light and that that blew me away, Like

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that, what is going on with that?

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00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: But it's like a mosquito. That's pretty wild, right, Like

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00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: what's going on? But that's apparently the case at least

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Speaker 1: the corner to our Australian experts that we trust because

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Speaker 1: they claimed that to be true, and so why not.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, if you go to Japan, good news here.

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Speaker 1: One of the big whaling firms in Japan is struggling

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Speaker 1: to sell well meat. Apparently, uh, they've decided. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. I thought people in Japan love whale meat.

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Speaker 1: But the firm is turning to vending machines to revive sales.

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00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: So there are now vending machines. You can go and

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00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: get some nice whale meat in that exciting, It's just

497
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: that's nasty. Below the photo of the meals is like

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00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: these little whale drawings, like the cartoon whales. It's kind

499
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: of like going to a chicken shack and you you

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Speaker 1: see the the chicken and you know the whale taste, Like,

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00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: can we google that? What is whale taste? Like, yeah,

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00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not sure. Uh. This is a great

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Speaker 1: story out of Philadelphia, Philadelphia. This is pop goes the

504
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: culture Philadelphia is so desperate. How desperate are They're so desperate,

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Speaker 1: Danny to get lifeguards that they are now check this out.

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00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: They are recruiting people who cannot swim. What could possibly

507
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: go wrong? What could possibly go And they claim that

508
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: these people that don't know how to swim, they'll teach

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Speaker 1: them how to swim. They have to take a lifeguard course,

510
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: but they said that they struggle. They have all these

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Speaker 1: public pools in Philadelphia and they couldn't open a lot

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Speaker 1: of them last year because there was a lifeguard shortage

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00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: because they're not paying the lifeguards much of anything. And

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00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: so yet again there appears to be even though we're

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Speaker 1: only in January, late January, but it appears that they're

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00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: looking ahead and there will be a shortage again for

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Speaker 1: for lifeguards. Here's the story out of New Jersey. A

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Speaker 1: twenty nine year old woman posed as a high school

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00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: student and got away with it for four days. Danny,

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Speaker 1: she said she was actually fifteen years old, and then

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00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: she finally got caught. They realized that, wait a minute,

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00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: that's almost a thirty year old woman there, and uh,

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00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's crazy. In New Brunswick, New Jersey, the

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00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: officials have admitted, although they haven't explained much more than

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Speaker 1: just the admission that a grown ass woman posed as

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Speaker 1: a teen girl and was able to attend classes about

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Speaker 1: that she could be on the next version of Greece

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00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: because every actor and actress in that movie were thirty two.

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00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: Do you think Danny though, like what was her goal?

530
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Like do you think she was trying to hook up

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Speaker 1: with dudes or something like, you know, young high school

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00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: kids or something like that, because I don't know that

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00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: you have to pretend to be a student to get

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00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: that accomplished. Like what what were you trying to get

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00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: done there? You know, it's a great question. Or was

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00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: she writing, uh for a newspaper that's that famous movie

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00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore was in. Yeah, the story it's from New

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00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: Brunswick today, that's where we got it from. Says the

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00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: woman could have legally enrolled in the adults learning center,

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00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: but she chose the high school and they figured her

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Speaker 1: out because she says she was fifteen, but suspicion was

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00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: raised because she could not identify her parents or legal

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00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: guardian of us. Would like to do a certain things

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00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: in high school over I've heard people's say, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: if I knew then what I know now, I would

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00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: slay it in high school. Oh yeah, like I've I've

547
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: heard the knowledge I have now, Like i'd have a shot.

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00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: You know, I had no chance. I had no chance.

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00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: I was it was over. I mean it was done

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00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: when I was in high school. But now, yeah, like

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00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: I kind of no human nature a little bit. I

552
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: kind of know how people operate, more kind of figured out,

553
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: plus you know, in high school, kind of the lay

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00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: of the land. So uh yeah, I think it would

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00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: definitely definitely do pretty well. All right, I think that's

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00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: that's good. Anything else then, you want to promote anything.

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Speaker 1: It's Saturday here, we're hanging out on a Saturday. No

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00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: football today, anything. You got to promote their really quick

559
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: here on a whale note. I looked it up. Whale

560
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: taste not like fish, but more like a very gamey

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00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: version of beef or venison. And I don't like the

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00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: gaming taste though, so I don't either. I'm good on that.

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00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I need to. Yeah, they serve venison

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00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: burgers near yellow Stone and I had to. I had

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00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 1: to put it down after a couple of bites. Did

566
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Speaker 1: you puke? It wasn't that bad, but it just you know,

567
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: when you take a bite of a burger, you don't

568
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: want some weird aftertaste. No, No, it's like I don't

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00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: like the fishy taste either. It's the same concept, you know.

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00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: I like the fishy taste. I don't like the gamey taste.

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00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want that. Yeah, when are you

572
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: gonna try your first sushi roll? Uh? Never? I don't know.

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00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: I've never had sushi. I've never had coffee. And and

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00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: so does your wife not like sushi either? No, she

575
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: she'll go out sometimes with her girlfriends and eat it.

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00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it's her favorite. Yes, I don't eat it.

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00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: She doesn't take from it. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, have a

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00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: great rest of your Saturday. Egg. Yes, since it's Saturday,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in with Jonas Knox. We don't need

580
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: to bring Jonas in in just a couple of hours here,

581
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: have some fun on the air with him, and then

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Speaker 1: your boy Steve Hartman with e from so UM And

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00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Ben, I can't believe the NFL schedule is

584
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: almost over, because, as you know, the weekend schedule on

585
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 1: FSR will change slightly once we're out of football season. Yeah,

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00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: they have the football lineup and then the off season lineup,

587
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: and the football guys will we'll take some time off

588
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: and put some baseball people on I guess or some

589
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: basketball people. Oh yeah, what are we gonna talk about?

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00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh listen, it'll be fine, all right. And I what

591
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Speaker 1: I what will I be doing today? What are you

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00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: gonna do on this Saturday? Probably bake some cookies. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I got nothing else going on. I I

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00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm messing around Benny's The Benny the Baker will be back,

595
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: so I'll have some new cookies. Have a great day today,

596
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: and take anything in any of your orifices. I will

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Speaker 1: try not to. I will try to avoid that, and

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Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time. Asta pasta