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Speaker 1: Jerry Jones compared the Michael Parsons trade to the herschel

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Speaker 1: The Mallard Riddle of the day. Here it is Dion Sanders.

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Speaker 3: Michael Parsons trade.

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Speaker 5: This is freaking awesome.

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Speaker 3: I love seeing Cowboy Nation cry and I haven't seen

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Speaker 3: the hyphenus of the Attackers community so high since Charles

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Speaker 3: Woodson was acquired by them many years ago.

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Speaker 1: They don't they don't do this. They never do this.

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Speaker 1: This is not this is not what the Packers do.

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Speaker 1: They don't make these kind of moves.

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Speaker 3: I think one guy that's more mad than than than

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Speaker 3: the Cowboy nation. Honestly, is Aaron Rodgers because not only

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Speaker 3: did we get to get a wide receiver in the

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Speaker 3: first round, and we traded for a top three, top

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Speaker 3: five elite defender, something that he never.

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Speaker 6: Had while he was there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he cares. I think you're Rodgers

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Speaker 1: is just wants he wants to know where the best

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Speaker 1: ayahuasca is. And that's it, you know what I'm saying, Chris,

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Speaker 1: And he's just kind of killing you, right, You're right,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely. Yeah, he wants to know when he can

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Speaker 1: go on the Joe Rogan podcast next. That's what he

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Speaker 1: wants to know.

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Speaker 3: How do you have a question for you real quick?

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Speaker 5: Based on this trade?

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Speaker 3: Can the Cowboys actually lose any any primetime games? And

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Speaker 3: can the Packers move up on those primetime games before

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Speaker 3: the season starts?

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Speaker 1: No, not before the season starts, but what could happen

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Speaker 1: late in the year if the Cowboys are terrible, they

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Speaker 1: can they can flex out some of those late I

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Speaker 1: don't have the schedule in front of me, but late

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Speaker 1: in the season they can flex out and the Packers

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Speaker 1: can be added. So yeah, it can change. But it's

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Speaker 1: not going to change before the season. It'll change late

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Speaker 1: in the year. They'll take if the Cowboys are terrible,

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Speaker 1: will take them off some although here's the problem though,

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Speaker 1: as you know, they get ratings no matter whether they're

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Speaker 1: good or bad. So it's tough to take the Cowboys

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Speaker 1: off primetime because they get ratings. I could see the

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Speaker 1: Packers being added in some slots if they're interesting and

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Speaker 1: they're good and Parsons is playing well and all that,

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Speaker 1: and so yeah, all right, thank you for listening. Chris.

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Speaker 1: There's a Chris we just ever got named Chris to

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Speaker 1: call the show, but he sold out for the day ship.

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Speaker 1: Did you ready to day shift? Let's say hello to

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Speaker 1: any meanie money more, cool daddy blind? Hello, cool daddy blind?

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Speaker 6: What's going on? Ben?

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Speaker 1: Beneath that there is cool daddy?

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Speaker 6: I got, I got one question, I got one thing.

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Speaker 6: I don't know who that was that just called we

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Speaker 6: must be he must be new because he was ask

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Speaker 6: some real sports question. But I got one thing to say, Man,

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Speaker 6: you is an awesome dude on what you're doing, and

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Speaker 6: I want you to keep doing what you're doing despite

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Speaker 6: of you can just feeling depressed whatever, but you see

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Speaker 6: I'm up there shilling listening vibe and I always do

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Speaker 6: it every night, every night. But I ain't gonna know

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Speaker 6: Jaz who fled or none of that. You feel me,

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Speaker 6: But I want to say what I want to say.

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Speaker 6: One thing on Blind Scott, like the Slurpy. I remember

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Speaker 6: Cool when you was gonna Cool said something with when

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Speaker 6: he was talking about them things that they throwing them

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Speaker 6: curls on the courts, the slurpy. I got this envision,

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Speaker 6: Blind Scott, one of them things do what they do

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Speaker 6: on the court. But now you go ahead on and

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Speaker 6: keep doing what y'all do.

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Speaker 1: Man, good job, Well, thank you, cool Daddy. And I

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Speaker 1: liked that you were offended that a guy called up

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Speaker 1: to talk sports on a sports show. I like that.

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Speaker 1: That means a lot we're doing something right that the

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Speaker 1: other callers are upset when someone calls up and does

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Speaker 1: a sporty call that this is not proper, This is

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Speaker 1: not what you're supposed to do. What did he say

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Speaker 1: I said about a slurpee? I don't know. Something was

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Speaker 1: when they were throwing the Blind Scott.

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Speaker 3: You and Blind Scott were playing slurpies and throwing things

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Speaker 3: on the court.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Cool? And blind Scott playing Slurpy? Is

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Speaker 1: that right? I'm pretty sure that's what I heard. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a recording to Cool Daddy, Blind Let me go

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Speaker 1: to Let me go to Blind Scott, Blind Scott? Is

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Speaker 1: it true, Blind Scott? Were you in Cooper Loop playing Slurpy?

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Speaker 1: Why do you? Because you you want the morning drive

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Speaker 1: hour in Boston? Right, you want to wait till the

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Speaker 1: next hours.

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Speaker 5: I got myself coming up that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you went away from myself, right, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, go back on. Let's go to Warren

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Speaker 1: in Saint Paul. What's going on? Wren? Welcome?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I think this is really good for such a

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Speaker 5: division or the you know, the division that they're in,

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Speaker 5: because the packers are in. Because he isn't even as

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Speaker 5: good as Van Ginkle, which is a no name. I've

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Speaker 5: consuminly that you think, or Gernard And what's happening to him?

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Speaker 5: Is he getting injured more and more with what they

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Speaker 5: have him do. That's why his play drops off. And

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Speaker 5: I got one question for you. Do you consider yourself

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Speaker 5: a no name compared to other talk hosts? Good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I'm on Overnight, so by default I'm a

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Speaker 1: no name right, I'm a no name. I'm on overnight.

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Speaker 1: So yes, is that it all right? Thank you? Warren

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Speaker 1: think I thought it was gonna be a follow up

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Speaker 1: if you would like to listen to the jokes, those

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Speaker 1: Anyway you go, Big bas lame jokes of the week

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Speaker 6: That'd be great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well let's do this. Here's the actual jokes. Well,

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, it turns out their engagement

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Speaker 1: has actually been called off.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Why, yeah, there was Well, it turns out there was

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Speaker 1: Stephen Denver. That's Stephen Denver. That's actually really good, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't mouthwash Mike attend the meet and greet?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently there was a dental convention in Vegas and

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: What do Putin and keg drinking Steve have in common?

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Speaker 1: What they both love white Russians. That's Era Eric in Kansas.

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Speaker 1: Why do Why does Why does Mike the Leprechaun want

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Speaker 1: to be a board op?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he really loves driving people to boredomb to boredom.

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Speaker 1: That threw that said, our buddy drew In Minnesota. Everything

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Speaker 1: good with you weed Man life good? Yes, yes, all right.

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Speaker 1: What do you call an event that Rex Ryan plans

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Speaker 1: that's Kurt from Earth. What does Mike the Leprechaun's parrot say?

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Speaker 1: What he says? When are you coming to Boston? Ben?

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Speaker 1: When are you coming to Boston? Ben? When are you

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Speaker 1: coming to funk? That's a chip in man. That's that's

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Speaker 6: How likely?

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Speaker 1: About as likely as we hear from Ed and Arlington

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Speaker 1: about Micaeh Parsons. That's a Noah in Austin. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why did lead a Lap Fox sports radio producer Lead

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he can't let them slide slide? Vessay was the

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Speaker 1: a Dodger guy and he broke his arm going down

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Speaker 1: David Vessey's favorite caller to the Ben Maler show? Dick

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Speaker 1: in Dayton? That's a king? I was fur dog who

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Speaker 1: sent that one in? All right, and we move on.

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Speaker 1: What do you call weed Man after he's been pepper

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Speaker 1: sprayed and mustard gas?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, what seasoned? Got? Little mustard? Little pepper there? Hey

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Speaker 1: you you That was from Noah. By the way, Noah's

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Speaker 1: in Austin. It's been a while, weed Man since you've

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Speaker 1: been arrested. Congratulations. Is this the longest you've gone without

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Speaker 1: being arrested by the cops? Yeah, that's pretty impressive. You

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Speaker 1: were getting arrested every other week back in the day.

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Speaker 1: We were trying to find your mudshot online. What is

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Speaker 1: weed Man's next job going to be? What marriage counselor?

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Speaker 1: That's Eric in Kansas? Is Lisa there? Hello? Lisa? Is

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Speaker 1: Lisa there? He's not there tonight. Okay. What was weed

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Speaker 1: Man's favorite game growing up? What hash tags? That's it?

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Speaker 1: All right, that's our buddy Chip in Maine. Well, weed Man,

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Speaker 1: what is the number three? What is the number three?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Three is the number of times David Vasse rolled around

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Speaker 1: while crying like a little girl after breaking his arm

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Speaker 1: on a slide in Milwaukee. That's Lucky Tony. I got

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Speaker 1: to meet that guy, Lucky Tony. He's on my short

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Speaker 1: list of the callers I want to meet when we

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Speaker 1: do the Bay Area Meet and greet. Maybe we'll meet him.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: Why do vampires avoid corporate executive jobs? Why afraid of stakeholders? Reggie?

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Speaker 1: That's a classic dad joke from Reggie in Detroit. Well,

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Speaker 1: you steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for

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Speaker 1: a day. Weed Man, you heard about that? No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if you teach him to play a musical instrument,

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Speaker 1: he'll be poor for the rest of his life. That's

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Speaker 1: Manny from Fresno. Well, some big entertainment news to hear.

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Speaker 1: The Incredible Hulk is getting his own show on HGTV.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said he's amazing at flipping houses, so they're

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Speaker 1: gonna get him a gig us damn from Delaware. Why

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Speaker 1: has the recent immigration crackdown led to lower occupancy rates

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Speaker 1: in Vegas? This is from surfer topic coman Why Why

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Speaker 1: Because they have ice on every floor? That's why? All right?

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Speaker 1: And uh, what's an illiterate person's favorite DJ?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: DJ scribble? That's from Eric in Kansas. You're weak man,