1 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: So I turned to dub C and mac ten and 2 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: I go, where's Ice, because you know, the three of us, 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: I mean, the four of us were supposed to be 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: recording from my tricked Adam paula sort of a gimmick 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: to promote the West Side Connection getting back together. Yeah, 6 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: sort of a reunion album thing, of course. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: And they go, oh, well. 8 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: He's filming something, and I'm like, okay today, And so 9 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: I call his agent. Who's my agent, you know, Grick? Yes, 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: And I say, Grick, can I give you a little tip? 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 2: It's called a calendar? And I hung up. Now. 12 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if he knew what I meant, but 13 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: I know he knew I wasn't happy, and that's what's important. 14 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: I know he knew you weren't happy because he called 15 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 1: me and he said, Sean just called me. I think 16 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: that his thumb was over the speaker part of the phone, 17 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,960 Speaker 1: but he sounded very upset, which I noticed. I notice 18 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: when you call people you've been sorry, it's not even 19 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: your thumb. 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 2: You sort of. 21 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: Wrap your whole fist around the bottom part to hold it. 22 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 23 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: That's how I hold it now, because because you otherwise 24 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: will drop it. 25 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 2: Well, I got real scared of dropping it. 26 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: And I keep having these dreams where I drop my 27 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: phone and I think, is this some you know, somebody 28 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: trying to tell me something from the future, And so 29 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: I'm holding it even tighter than ever now, m M. 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: And I wonder not to be a grick apologist, but 31 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: I wonder if that's what was happening when you scheduled. 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: Grick didn't know that I had for ice because I 33 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: had been holding my hand over the phone when I 34 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: called him HM, and I was holding the phone very 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: far away over a pillow so that I it just 36 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: in case I did drop it. Yeah, that might have 37 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: been what happened. But at the same time, it's like, Grick, 38 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: what do I pay you for? Hi? Welcome to Hollywood industry. 39 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 2: Sold for a million dollars. 40 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: This is how Yes, I was going to say that number. 41 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: We had all this stuff we wanted to do. Yes, 42 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: we had such a good intro bit planned and I 43 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 1: was going to be a legend. We we wanted to 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: talk about. We have these interesting diets we've been trying. Yes, well, 45 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: and I'll just briefly it's a lot like Paleo. It's 46 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: really similar, actually, but all you eat is car keys 47 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: and vintage jacket buttons, and you can have as much 48 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: sauce as you want on it for mine, all kinds 49 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: of delicious fruit, roots, cucumber, melon, lavender, lime, all these things, 50 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: if they those are the flavors of hand soap that 51 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: you can eat. 52 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 2: And you can use. 53 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: When I say sauce, it's no honey, because you can't 54 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: do that. But other than that, basically everything Frank's red hot. 55 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: If you ever heard the Little Lady say, I put 56 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: that shit on everything. I just fucking lose it all 57 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: the time about that. And it's working so great, and 58 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm looking better than I've ever looked in my life, 59 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: and I am feeling strange, and that's got to be 60 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: a good thing. But we can't we can't talk about anything, 61 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: can't go into it. We had our fans on the 62 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: show this week, and like most fans, they were total 63 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: time hogs, with which is just a kind of hog 64 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: that eats exclusively time, like from a trough, like the 65 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: farmer dumps time into the trough and Sue, here come 66 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: the hogs to eat up all the time that you 67 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: have for your great show. And so that just simply 68 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: took too long, and so what you get instead is 69 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: presumably a pre roll ad about two and a half 70 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: minutes ago. And now I guess two more ads will 71 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: come now, and then here come the hogs, Suey, and 72 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: they're munching, and all the good apple cores that I 73 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,559 Speaker 1: wanted to save for my family are gone. 74 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 2: So coming up, we have our fans. 75 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: They want a contest, yeah, or something some shit like that. 76 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 2: Anyway, hope you like it. 77 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: I didn't on Hollywood have a bye. So at this 78 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: point he's screaming at me, and I go, m see, friend, 79 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:02,840 Speaker 1: come down. It's just a cod naked T shirt. You know, 80 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 1: it's just an argument in philosophy. But he wanted it 81 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: to say co ed naked podcasting. Okay, just open your 82 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: mouth till it's over. 83 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 2: M hmm. 84 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: And I didn't want it to say anything. You just 85 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: wanted it to say coen naked. I wanted to white tease. Okay, 86 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: plain white teas. But it is a co ed naked 87 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: T shirt. Yeah, well the tag naked because that's a 88 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,919 Speaker 1: known brand. But I'm so rarely gonna wear something with 89 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: smut written on it. 90 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 2: Do you feel that co ed naked? 91 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to it just as code naked T shirts, 92 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: co ed naked T shirts. Put your head through it. 93 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, in your arms through the soots. Mm hmmmmmm. Hey. 94 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 3: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insires to kicking button dropping 95 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 3: names in the red carpet lineback hallways of this industry 96 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 3: we call showbiz. 97 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 2: What Up? What Up? 98 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,239 Speaker 3: Today? We want to talk about the book that Sean 99 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 3: and I. 100 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 2: The books. 101 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 3: It is one book, but it is being published as 102 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 3: two books, and one of them is by me and 103 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 3: the other one is by Sean, but the title is 104 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 3: the same. 105 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: My podcast Life by Sean Clements or by Hayes Davenport. 106 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: There's different cover photos, and then we've replaced the names 107 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: of our children and significant others depending on which author 108 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 1: you got, but all the other life details aren't the same. 109 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: So it is a fun way to feel closer to 110 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: your favorite host. Or ideally you'll purchase both of them. 111 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 3: Yes, it's presented in such a way that the image 112 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 3: on Shawn's cover in the image on my cover form 113 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 3: something of the magic picture when you put them together 114 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 3: where Sean and I are in a way that you 115 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 3: sort of have to buying, Yes, figure out it will 116 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 3: be nice for you. 117 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: It's equivalent to a mat folding. But you don't fold anything. 118 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: You just buy two books and you shove the. 119 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 3: Rest into against each other, and you can do if 120 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 3: you sort of bash them against each other, it'll create 121 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 3: an image that will be even more satisfying than if 122 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 3: they're just kind of resting alone. If you make them 123 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 3: sort of like collide with each other. 124 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 2: Well, and you and your buddy. 125 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: You can have your buddy stand and you can throw 126 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: one across the room and try to make it land 127 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: right up against it in the way that we're talking, 128 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: and that'll really feel like Hayes and I are meeting 129 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: physically in a way that I think that you will 130 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: be able to enjoy on a few levels. 131 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,119 Speaker 3: So my podcast life is a story of a man 132 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 3: who decided to tell his story in a way that 133 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 3: no one had ever done so. And that story was 134 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 3: secrets about work and his job and going and doing 135 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 3: therapy and confessionals, and. 136 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 2: And he happened to have some. 137 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: Middlingly successful comedy friends, and so he brought them on. 138 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 3: And there they yes, there, and there as well. 139 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 2: And so it was a freshman. Do you want to 140 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 2: read a few excerpts? Oh? 141 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: Yes, I would love to read some excerpts. 142 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 2: Okay, do you would you like to do? You want 143 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: me to do the first one. I'm happy to do 144 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 2: the first one. Oh, well, why don't you do the 145 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 2: first one? 146 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 3: The big yellow bus pulled up outside my house at 147 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 3: Disney Road. 148 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: At the time. 149 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 3: The I could feel Jordan's palm getting sweaty in my own, 150 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 3: and I said, don't be scared, they're going to love you. 151 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 3: Just be exactly who you are when you're with me. 152 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 3: And I bent down and I gave her a big 153 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 3: kiss on the lips, and another one and another one, and. 154 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: I watched her. I watched her walk onto the bus 155 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: real slow. Five years later, turn on the television and 156 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: they're announcing the winner of American Idol, Shorted Sparks, youngest 157 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: of all time at seventeen years old. 158 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 2: And that was the Jordan from the story from before. 159 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: Wow, what a powerful excerpt. And I remember that it's 160 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:53,319 Speaker 1: my story too, that that happened, and feeling the warmth 161 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: of those kisses in the pages. 162 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 2: Really do you want to Yeah? Do your exert absolutely? Yes? 163 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 2: Is it the same exact excert? Well, they're probably sub changes, 164 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 2: mm hmm. Okay. 165 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,319 Speaker 1: The big green bus pulled up outside my house, which 166 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: was at Universal Studios, Florida at the time. The theme 167 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:25,319 Speaker 1: part I'm nervous, said Jordan, don't be You're gonna do great. 168 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: Just be exactly who you are when you're with me, Sean. 169 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: I gave her a big kissy and then another bigger kissie, 170 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: and then I watched her walk onto the bus slowly. 171 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: Six and a half years later, I watched on the 172 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: television as they announced the winner of American Idol Jordan Sparkles. 173 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,120 Speaker 2: And that, and she was very young. 174 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 1: So you see how it can be fun to compare 175 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: to trast these books. I just think it's gonna be 176 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: a great thing to have both of them because they're 177 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: both collector's items too, because we didn't make very money. 178 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 2: And I did a hand drawn magic eye in one 179 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 2: of them. 180 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 3: That's something that I'm starting to develop. 181 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 1: And I did a cube just I'm learning to draw 182 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: three D shapes and it's it's flat on the paper, 183 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: but the way you do the diagonals makes it have depth. 184 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 3: I did an S a super S, which I think 185 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:36,600 Speaker 3: is from Massimo, who's what originated it. It's an interesting 186 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 3: new way of doing an S. I think you'll enjoy 187 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 3: it if you if you buy the book. 188 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,839 Speaker 2: Oh that's sick. Yeah. 189 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: I just did some bubble letters and just wrote words 190 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:50,599 Speaker 1: I think are cool rad flavor. 191 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 2: Beans. 192 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 3: So, in the interest of fans service, we we you know, 193 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 3: we had our pre order a petition where certain fans 194 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 3: of ours could pre order the book and. 195 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:06,719 Speaker 2: Listen to us. 196 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 3: This is a book reading right now that we're doing, 197 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 3: actually and listen to us read some excerpts. 198 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, read from the book. 199 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, some of their favorite pieces of the book they 200 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: get to actually hear in our voice. So we've got 201 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,560 Speaker 1: some fans in and they're going to just chime in 202 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: and ask us to make out our autographs. 203 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 2: Yes, and we've got the table set up. 204 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 3: I should have said this is we're at HUDs of 205 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,680 Speaker 3: News where we're set up at at Hudson News and 206 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,080 Speaker 3: an airport, in an airport, and we've all bought ticket. 207 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 3: You have to buy tickets, of course, airplane tickets to 208 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 3: and tickets to the reading. 209 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 2: Yes, tickets to the reading. 210 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,959 Speaker 1: So yes, once you get in with the airplane ticket, 211 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: then you can go and get in line to buy 212 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: a ticket to the reading. And all these people did that, 213 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 1: and so I guess, without further ado, let's talk a 214 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,319 Speaker 1: little more. 215 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 2: Just me and you. Okay, what was going on for you? 216 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 2: This week? Blue Chips has been playing on v H one. 217 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 218 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 1: I haven't caught it, but I know it's on there, 219 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:20,559 Speaker 1: so I keep be distracting. Yes, yeah, yes, so I 220 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 1: think it's again going to play against ten a m Sunday. 221 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. So I got my eye on that one. 222 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 3: See that's because I know Stephanie's out of town these 223 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 3: last few days, and so I was curious what you 224 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 3: had gotten up to and. 225 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 1: Catching Fire Hunger and checking fire Hunger game two Hunger 226 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: Game two watched and uh, that one's catching fire because 227 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 1: first one is still good? 228 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 2: And m what else Postmates? You try that yet? Yes? 229 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 2: I like how they don't just have the one fee. 230 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 3: I'm sick of these delivery services that only have the 231 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 3: single fee, thank you. 232 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 2: I like how there's the delivery. 233 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 3: Fee from the restaurant, then delivery fee the post Mates, 234 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:14,440 Speaker 3: the post Mates feed, delivery fee gas gus, and then 235 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 3: tip yes non optional tip, and then tip and then 236 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 3: the optional tip. 237 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: Yes, so I think that's really nice. And I had 238 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: been used to on glass and I ate some sushi. 239 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: I had been used to paying maybe twenty bucks for 240 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 1: this meal, maybe twenty five. But last night it gave 241 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: me the opportunity to pay sixty two dollars for meal 242 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: that I eat frequently. 243 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 2: Yes, but for less than half that. Yes. 244 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 3: And what you get for that is you can eat 245 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 3: it in an hour and forty five minutes after you five. 246 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 1: Minutes after I decide I was hungry, and a stranger 247 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: has my credit card info and my address. So I 248 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 1: am loving this service. And if you're not on Postmates, 249 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 1: get in there. It's people who could not qualify to 250 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 1: be Uber drivers because those restrictions are slightly more rigorous. 251 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 2: So it's that's who's doing it. 252 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 3: There's someone standing here. I guess who wants a book? 253 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 3: A book signed? Yeah, you want to design your book? 254 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 4: Hey, Sean, Hi, what's your name? 255 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 3: I'm Tim Trees, Tim Timmy from driving so far to 256 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 3: see us several times. 257 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's right, Timmy driving. 258 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 4: Yes, it was fun to come to Lax for this. 259 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 3: And you sang the big song at our last show. 260 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 3: That was sweet. 261 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, not now, but it's do you hear 262 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: how I'm saying, Timmy? Like in South Park when they 263 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 1: would make fun of the challenged mentally challenged boy. Yes, 264 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 1: and isn't that did you care to speak on humorous? 265 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Speaker 1: Would you like that to be some what you talk 266 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: about with me? 267 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 2: Oh? Cool? 268 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 4: Can you do it again to me? I like that? 269 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,240 Speaker 2: Great? 270 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 4: Can I have my friends do that now? 271 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: Yes, your friends should all do that, and do it 272 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: online and do it in the streets. 273 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 2: So what did you think of the book? What's your 274 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 2: favorite part? 275 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 4: I really loved the book, Sean. I loved the story 276 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 4: about how you sort of tricked your way into passing 277 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 4: your last final in college. 278 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: Hmmm, yes, well I didn't have time to study, what 279 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,640 Speaker 1: with my romantic life being a little out of control 280 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: at that time. 281 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 2: And I also was I was smart, you know. 282 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: I mean I am smart, but not school smart, not 283 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: in that traditional I love knowledge, you know, but I 284 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 1: wanted to get it from the world if I could. 285 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: And now it's interesting, I'm almost more of an academic 286 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: in my later life because I do love to search 287 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,360 Speaker 1: out what I find in string and read a science 288 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 1: book or a book about dog breeds, and that is. 289 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 2: Something that I've chosen. 290 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 1: But when they were trying to assign me what books 291 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: I'm going to do, I was all like, later for 292 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: you homes, and I'd give them the fucking stink eye 293 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,120 Speaker 1: on my way out the door, and then I'd give 294 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: them the stink. 295 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 2: Finger my way back to grab my bag. 296 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: So so like, yeah, so anyway, I wound up doing 297 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,879 Speaker 1: a sneaky finals exam. I'm glad you like that part? Heyes, 298 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: do you want to read that part from your book? 299 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,240 Speaker 2: Yes? Sure. 300 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 3: I sat in the in the final seat, looking around. 301 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 3: No one seemed to suspect anything. I took out my 302 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:10,639 Speaker 3: desktop computer and rested it on my lap and covered 303 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 3: the speaker so the boot up side would be marginally quieter. 304 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:26,919 Speaker 2: After downloading the Internet, I typed into the white rectangle 305 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 2: write me an essay about this book. 306 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 3: Four hours later, everyone had gone home, which meant that 307 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 3: I had won the finals. 308 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 1: Yes, the last man standing in the finals is the 309 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 1: winner and so and what a powerful story and and 310 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: uh it was a great experience for both of us individuals. 311 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,680 Speaker 2: So you what you what you want this signed? Yeah? 312 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 2: What do you want to say? Do you have a pen? 313 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 4: Yeah? I brought like a sharpie. 314 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 2: Does it make sense for you to sign this one, Hayes, 315 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 2: this is my book? Yes? 316 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 4: Could you sign them to each other? 317 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 2: Hmmm? Okay, that's interesting. 318 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 1: Dear Hayes, I am writing you inside this book. It 319 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 1: has been many years since I last wrote you a 320 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: letter like this, but the time has come for me 321 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 1: to open up my pen. 322 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 3: Just a little joke, Dear Sean, I received your letter. Haha, 323 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 3: very nice joke. I hope your family is nice. I 324 00:19:52,240 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 3: love getting this. Thanks for enjoying our book from Hayes. 325 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 4: Wow. Thanks guys, Thank you. 326 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,439 Speaker 2: Tim and Trees. 327 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 4: Put these on my desk. 328 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 3: Okay, can we get a new next person in the 329 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 3: in the seat? 330 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 5: Hi? Guys? 331 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 2: Please? Hello? What's your name? 332 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 5: My name's Anastasia. 333 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 2: He was about to call you, so I think little 334 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 2: one Anastasia. 335 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, Anastasia, that's right, Yeah, Anastasia. 336 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,200 Speaker 3: And you and Tim drive together sometimes long distances. 337 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 338 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 5: Tim drove me down here actually. 339 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 1: Mm hm to watch us do shows, and I guess 340 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 1: to watch us do this record? Right? 341 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 3: And you have a husband I do, yes. And he 342 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 3: has to drive in a separate car. 343 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 5: Yes, he drove separately down here. 344 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,600 Speaker 1: H m. 345 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 6: Uh. 346 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 5: He like that, he loves it. 347 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 348 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 7: He likes to air guitar and play loud music while 349 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 7: he drives, so. 350 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 2: Driving shouldn't do that? 351 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 1: Better be a Google car and I know it's not 352 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: because that's what Tim has Can I wait, okay, can 353 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: I Tim? 354 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 3: Can you join us on a microphone real quick? You 355 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,639 Speaker 3: still work at Google? Correct? 356 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't gotten fired yet. 357 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,719 Speaker 3: They have that twenty percent time policy where you can 358 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,359 Speaker 3: do whatever you want in your free time in twenty 359 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 3: percent of your time. 360 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 4: Yes, we have it. 361 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,919 Speaker 3: I think when they find out about you, that's the 362 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:34,199 Speaker 3: end of that policy is coming down to la. Just 363 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 3: all the stuff that I know you do, just like 364 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,359 Speaker 3: posting on our forums and things, the end of the policy. 365 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,880 Speaker 3: And if anyone's equipped to find out about this thing 366 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,679 Speaker 3: that you're doing, it's the company that you work for 367 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 3: then knows everything on the internet. 368 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve Jobs, Okay, you can go back to the 369 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,359 Speaker 2: end of the line. 370 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,120 Speaker 4: Thank you. 371 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 2: Now, Anastasia, Yes, what did you think of the book? 372 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 7: I thought it was great. I actually bought both copies. 373 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 7: I'm so excited, yes, to put them on my shelves. 374 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 2: Do you made them be friends yet? 375 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 7: I've done some interesting things with them. They're kind of 376 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 7: into bondage right now. That's why the spelts around them. 377 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,320 Speaker 2: Mmmm hmm. 378 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 3: That's not what it was originally intended. But seeing it 379 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,440 Speaker 3: like that that's okay. Yeah, it's a nice belt. 380 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 2: What's your favorite part of the book. 381 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 7: My favorite part was when you were a PA on 382 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 7: your first movie and they promoted you to director within 383 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 7: a week and star. 384 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you said within a week. 385 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,280 Speaker 1: No, I got made director after week one, and then 386 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,399 Speaker 1: after week two, I got made the star and they 387 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:52,320 Speaker 1: had me write it after week three. 388 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was thrilling. Of course, it was a whirlwind. 389 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 2: Was it the Spin City movie? 390 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,400 Speaker 1: Yes, it was when we finally took that story where 391 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: it was meant to go, which was one two hour 392 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 1: and forty five minute block, because you always felt during 393 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,800 Speaker 1: Spin City that they were truncating a lot of what 394 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:18,879 Speaker 1: was happening, and Bostwick never got to go off. So 395 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: what I did is I got Bo, Boatman, Ruck and 396 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:28,680 Speaker 1: Britain all in one room and I said, babies, let's 397 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: make magic. And they said, you're just the PA. This 398 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: was early on in the process. Well, I fired their 399 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: ass when I got made director, I'll. 400 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 2: Tell you what. 401 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: And then I brought in the real Spin City cast, 402 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 1: Sean White, Sean White, Jeff Dunham, and Elean Gonzalez. 403 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 2: He's sort of in your repertory. 404 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: Yes, Well, I try to use him and everything, since 405 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,120 Speaker 1: it's the same universe. Yes, I try to use him 406 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 1: in as much as possible, and and and of. 407 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 2: Course Oscar Hisstorius, the blade Runner. 408 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 1: So so I got when I got those guys together, 409 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: and they started riffing off my ship, which was less 410 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 1: about a political office and more about building a canoe 411 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,919 Speaker 1: with a motor. Mm hmm, well let me tell you, buddy, 412 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: that's movies. Of course, Look who I'm telling you have 413 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 1: the same exact story. 414 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,399 Speaker 2: Yes, what happened with yours. 415 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 3: I was a pa actually on the Caroline in the 416 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 3: City movie, and that movie either starred Brook Shields, who 417 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,680 Speaker 3: was my wife at the time, or possibly somebody. 418 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,720 Speaker 2: Else Lea Thompson. 419 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 3: Yes, and Brooke Shields was of course in her own 420 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:04,640 Speaker 3: Veronica's closet. Okay, uh, So it turned out I had 421 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 3: married the wrong person. Person who I thought was my wife, 422 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 3: I thought was the star of Veronica's closet, it's actually 423 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 3: Christian while s Langham Well, yes, who was Lea Thobson. 424 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,919 Speaker 1: I thought she was a star of Veronica's closet. She 425 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: was actually the star of Carolina in the City. And 426 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: the person I had married was the star of a 427 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,920 Speaker 1: third show, the name of. 428 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 2: Which escapes me. 429 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: That lucky break for that dell on Caroline in the City, 430 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: because if you he's such a dullard, if she had 431 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: married you, then. 432 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 2: Yes, he'd be in trouble. 433 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 3: That's a good callback to our alexand Finger episode that 434 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 3: real true fans will enjoy. 435 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,640 Speaker 2: Oh yes, what do you mean? 436 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,959 Speaker 3: We just did a lot of work with the word 437 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 3: del to a little reward in that episode, and I'm 438 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 3: glad to see it finally pay off. Mmmm, such big dividends. 439 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 3: Do you have a pen, sweetie? 440 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,120 Speaker 2: Yeah? 441 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,400 Speaker 5: I have this here? 442 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 2: Mmmm felt tip? I don't know we use felt tip? 443 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 2: Do you have felt tip? Tim? 444 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,880 Speaker 5: Can I borrow your felt tip? 445 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 4: I've got jel pens if you want to use those. 446 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,160 Speaker 1: When we used your felt tip to sign your book, 447 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 1: So you're saying no by pitching the jell. 448 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,159 Speaker 4: Well, that's the one that I'm gonna mount with the books. 449 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 2: That's fair. 450 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 1: H Well, thanks for bringing the books by Anastasia. 451 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 3: Cody, I will say, And your Cody's poison ogus still 452 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 3: leaking a little bit. 453 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 2: If we could, it just keeps. The more itch it, 454 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:59,520 Speaker 2: the more itsy it becomes. And I can't stop here. 455 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 3: It might be that all this happened for a reason 456 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,240 Speaker 3: to you, to you, which is that we could use 457 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 3: your sore leakage as ink you think. 458 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,240 Speaker 2: Please Cody, all right, let me just pus some out 459 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 2: for you. 460 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,399 Speaker 3: And what a great motion you did to show that 461 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,919 Speaker 3: you were doing that. Okay, who do you want us 462 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,640 Speaker 3: to make it out to. 463 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: Me? 464 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 5: Anastesia? Okay, Anastasia, I mean selfish. 465 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 3: Dear Paul, We're sorry for splitting your household into. 466 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 2: I'll sign that too. Okay, thanks for coming back, and 467 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,959 Speaker 2: who's next? 468 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 1: Hi? 469 00:27:55,119 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 2: My name is Adam, Hi, Adam, that's right? Not really catching. 470 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:01,720 Speaker 1: Well? 471 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,359 Speaker 2: I said three words on one of your calling shows once, 472 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:12,240 Speaker 2: But what were those words? Thank you? That's true? Nice Joe. 473 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,280 Speaker 2: Who's county. 474 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 3: And you live in Los Angeles? Is that correct? Sort 475 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 3: of a cheap fandom? 476 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 2: Mm? You know, showing up to the place you make it? 477 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,160 Speaker 1: How'd you get down here? How'd you find the time? 478 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,080 Speaker 1: This motherfucker's drove a day and a half or something. 479 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: I know probably why you didn't feel they need to 480 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,160 Speaker 1: bring a gift to us because it's not a special. 481 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 2: Occasion for you. We're in your backyard. 482 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, honestly, is you did bring us chocolates, and 483 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 3: this continue the tradition of bringing back the last person 484 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 3: shortly after they leave. 485 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 5: I brought you some chocolates from San Francisco. 486 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 3: Yes, and to hear that, wouldn't you think your Deli 487 00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 3: chocolates coming too? 488 00:28:59,800 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 2: Mind? 489 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,520 Speaker 3: And the smell of the Garadelli factory when you're on 490 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:11,480 Speaker 3: that beach, and instead we get hoe T C ho 491 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 3: Now where I come from. That's not chocolate. 492 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 2: That's a sneeze. What do you say about that? 493 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 5: They're better than Garadelli? 494 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 2: Impossible? And there are different colors also trying to be 495 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 2: like Gardelli as well. I like dark chocolate. So uh adam, 496 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 2: you're here, go to the end of the line, deal 497 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 2: with it. Get back there. Yeah. I actually have both 498 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 2: of your books too. I bought one and then I 499 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,360 Speaker 2: got another one that's a congratuate fing relations. Well what 500 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 2: a do you like about the book? Well, I guess 501 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: the chapter titled Game Changer was probably my favorite. Yeah. 502 00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: The Julianne Moore movie mm hm. Member Sarah palins that 503 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 1: you could see Russia. 504 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, that should be a movie. 505 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 1: Well, that's what we said. She reads all the newspapers. 506 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,320 Speaker 1: Please no way be too heavy. 507 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 2: What a fucking asshole. 508 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: Well, anyway, now that she lost, we felt comfortable cutting 509 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 1: her down the size. 510 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 2: For a while, it sort of looked like she right 511 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 2: win a bit touch and go. 512 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, she was gaining a lot of steve and so 513 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: we did kind of keep our hands off it. But 514 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: in which case we'd have to do a movie about 515 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 1: whoever the other vice president is whatever. Yeah, I don't know, 516 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: but this wound up being great for us because once 517 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: she was officially at the bottom, we started swinging. And yeah, 518 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 1: it was a good chapter, but not the best one. 519 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,680 Speaker 1: I feel like you picked wrong. So who am I 520 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: making this out to? 521 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 2: Just Adam? I can't do that? Can I spell it crazy? 522 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 2: At least? Yeah? I mean that's up to you appreciate 523 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 2: it either way. Okay, I'm gonna spell like Batman. Okay, 524 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,239 Speaker 2: I do too. You could just make the other one 525 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 2: out to like another hopeful I'm gonna do this d. 526 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,360 Speaker 3: Snap snap and that's me writing out the Adams family song. 527 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 2: You'll get it on the way home. Thank you so much, guys. Okay, 528 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,160 Speaker 2: do you have a peen? Oh? Yeah, oh yeah, I've 529 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 2: got a bic. That's okay. 530 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: M high school football coach use to call me bick 531 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:52,800 Speaker 1: somebody named Hayes Bickford. I guess it was his friend. 532 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:58,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I reminded him of his friend Hayes Bickford. 533 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 2: Mm. 534 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 1: Because I could hike the ball so far, hike it 535 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: all the way through the uprights from the other one. 536 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 2: Wow, that's a big hike. Surprise. The chapter game changer 537 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 2: wasn't about that. M hm. They had to change the rules. 538 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, no more hiking from one up right to the other. 539 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: Unfair advantage. They try to make me use my foot, 540 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: which I could not do. I was wearing air walks, 541 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: which are not good for kicking, better for. 542 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:47,720 Speaker 2: Grinding rails mm hmm yeah, or soaps. I was wearing soaps, 543 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 2: and so what I would do. 544 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: Is jump onto the ball and slide off of it, 545 00:32:54,880 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 1: which look fucking badass. But points wise, football, you don't 546 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 1: get that many points. And it does cause it to 547 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 1: you a down, yes, yes, and in my case, for 548 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: if you cost you a few ankle pieces, some of 549 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:23,600 Speaker 1: my best pieces of my ankle I had to give up. Luckily, 550 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,239 Speaker 1: I just made the muscles around that area big. So 551 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,760 Speaker 1: it looks like we got one other person in line 552 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,880 Speaker 1: at least. Why don't you get up here, and thanks 553 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: for buying the ticket at the airport and the ticket 554 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 1: to the thing. 555 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 2: And what's your name, lady? 556 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 6: My name's Valerie Bryant Vibes. Yes, go by Bebes. 557 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 2: You're from I see him? Your name tag? 558 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:53,880 Speaker 3: Stockton, California. Yes, no headphone for you. Huh raw dogging 559 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,840 Speaker 3: it Stockton, California. 560 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,600 Speaker 2: Yes, now that city has money or. 561 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 6: M there was a bankruptcy episode of That's what I'd take. 562 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: Care of, thinking the opposite thing. Yes, that's who I 563 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: go do for my news. Morgan Spurlock. I love Spurlock. 564 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: I love Spurlock. The stuff he's doing is so important. 565 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,720 Speaker 1: Eating McDonald's, which I thought for a while, was healthy, 566 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 1: Oh yes, well little kids like it, So I thought 567 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: it must be good for me, because if as a 568 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,279 Speaker 1: child you haven't been influenced by brands and commercialism as much, 569 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: you're just going off what. 570 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 2: Your body tells you. 571 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 1: And so I thought, oh, well it must be healthy 572 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,879 Speaker 1: and I should eat it every meal every day. 573 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,560 Speaker 3: I believed in that movie that his girlfriend was really 574 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,520 Speaker 3: pissed off about what he was doing. 575 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,279 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're making this big movie that's gonna make 576 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,920 Speaker 2: us a bunch of money. Stop it. You better not 577 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,440 Speaker 2: do that. I'm angry about that. 578 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,680 Speaker 1: If she was okay with the handlebar mustache and she 579 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,120 Speaker 1: was okay with the movie, you know. 580 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,759 Speaker 2: That's what I say. 581 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: Now, Vibes. What'd you like about the book? And you 582 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: better prove you read it. 583 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,319 Speaker 6: I like when you talked about going to therapy as 584 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 6: a child because your dad threatened to give your cat away. 585 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,840 Speaker 1: Mmmm, that's some raw emotional stuff. Well she read it, 586 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: all right, and that's the last chapter in the book. 587 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,680 Speaker 2: She must have read the whole thing. We talk all 588 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:39,080 Speaker 2: about our podcast that we just double back the way. 589 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,280 Speaker 2: It's hard. 590 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 3: You can't see who you're looking at when you tell 591 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 3: the story. And so I'm sorry. I went to childhood 592 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:52,800 Speaker 3: therapy because your dad, Sean threatened to give my cat away. 593 00:35:53,040 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 2: Yes to himself, Yes, which he could do at. 594 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,839 Speaker 3: At the time, would not be held by Everybody's name 595 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,400 Speaker 3: was me owner, which is Thor's hammer, Which was because 596 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 3: only certain people could pick him up without being killed. Yes, 597 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 3: And your father, through his police experience, I think, was 598 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,200 Speaker 3: able to negotiate. 599 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 2: With my cat, have him do very nice huggies with him, 600 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,719 Speaker 2: and later that inspired the negotiator. Mm hmm. 601 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: Spacey Jackson, top of their game, and then Spacey, best 602 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 1: negotiator in the world, can't get his daughter to come 603 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,919 Speaker 1: out of the bathroom. She's sitting there, brush her teeth 604 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,359 Speaker 1: too long. 605 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 2: And so. 606 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,879 Speaker 1: Moments like that from my household a lot of times 607 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:55,520 Speaker 1: would inspire the book stuff. But uh, you should we 608 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,320 Speaker 1: read a very quick excerpt just from that therapy. 609 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:04,680 Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, go ahead, I'll read the therapist. 610 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,360 Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Hayes. 611 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not your fault. I know. Oh good. 612 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,920 Speaker 1: I was worried you didn't. I was worried I was 613 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,320 Speaker 1: gonna have to say it multiple times. I was nervous. Honestly, 614 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,399 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to keep telling him, 615 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: and but you already know yes, I uh, okay, great. 616 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: That was my main thing that I had blocked out 617 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,480 Speaker 1: most of this session to do that. Just say that, So, 618 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 1: is there anything else going on for you? 619 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,279 Speaker 2: And then it says the end. 620 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:47,080 Speaker 3: But as my it says, Hayes colon the end, and 621 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,360 Speaker 3: that is the end of the book. 622 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:55,080 Speaker 2: I don't remember doing that, doing what putting that as 623 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 2: the ending? 624 00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:01,000 Speaker 3: Well, when we exchanged books with Tim, so we would 625 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 3: write his books and he would write ours. It just 626 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,400 Speaker 3: makes me feel like he did it very quickly. 627 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,560 Speaker 2: Oh that it would just end so abruptly, like I. 628 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: Think it sets it up for a sequel in a 629 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 1: cool way. Well heyes, man, it's two o four. 630 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 631 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 3: Should we meet Vives's boyfriend or something? Yeah, isn't the 632 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,920 Speaker 3: time where we usually meet Vives's boyfriend? 633 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,720 Speaker 2: Wait? Do we sign your book? 634 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:37,320 Speaker 1: I no? Okay, good, okay, okay, okay, Vives a guy. 635 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,759 Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hey man, so so sorry, we're all set. 636 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,919 Speaker 1: We're all set with talking to people. Yeah, so thanks 637 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 1: for coming by. How some stuff from like your town, 638 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,440 Speaker 1: like the town. 639 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 3: Stuff that applies to you too, but like Stockton because 640 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 3: you're from the same town. So that was something you 641 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,319 Speaker 3: guys can share when you talk about on the way. 642 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 1: Okay, both of you. So okay, so this is awesome. Due, 643 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 1: ude's so fucking kick ass to meet you. You're probably 644 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 1: I think he was the best dude. 645 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,520 Speaker 2: So let's uh grate us on iTunes. 646 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,000 Speaker 3: Get on those iTunes and get on the forums and 647 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,240 Speaker 3: you can hang out with these people. 648 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 2: This could have been you. 649 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, the best advertisement for the forums. 650 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,000 Speaker 2: I think that we could do. Reddit. 651 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,680 Speaker 1: Uh, get in there, mix it up with those fucking jokers. 652 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 1: And uh, don't forget like us on Facebook. 653 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 2: We're getting big numbers on there. 654 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:36,799 Speaker 3: Uh the pro version Joe mcgirl's birthday was by the 655 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 3: time this episode airs a very. 656 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 2: Long time ago. Mm hm. 657 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,279 Speaker 3: And so I think this is for his birthday for 658 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,920 Speaker 3: next year? Is the is the pro version? 659 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,480 Speaker 2: Okay? Next year? Happy birthday? And what you get is, uh, 660 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 2: I don't know. It should be enough. We just said it. 661 00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:05,880 Speaker 2: We said that it was so uh Bye bye. 662 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,120 Speaker 1: Hollywood Handbook is brought to you by Wolf Cool Productions, 663 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:21,920 Speaker 1: a subsidiary of Calvin Noon hibs Our Baby h