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Speaker 1: Right now, it is the nephew and time for today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for is nest I'm

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Speaker 1: about to hurt your feelings this morning, y'all. I'm finna.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you feel something this morning. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you feel it this morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna go deep. Yeah, you're gonna. Let

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Speaker 1: me put it this way. You're gonna your heart, your heart,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna grab your chest, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's one of those. This right here is

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Speaker 1: Condom Cleanness, Condom Cleaners. You're gonna grab your heart. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: we on heart strings this morning, y'all. That's where we're at. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And did I cross the line? I did? I did,

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Speaker 1: and I got crossed it. If you do, say so yourself.

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Speaker 1: You had got the reaction I wanted walked away with

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Speaker 1: a great prank. Yes, I did. I crossed the line.

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Speaker 1: So here it is, You're gonna feel it. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: cat dog.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach.

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Speaker 3: That's a shame.

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Speaker 2: How you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm

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Speaker 2: the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you bring

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Speaker 2: some clothes in this morning. Uh.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, listen, we got an order that was dropped

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Speaker 2: off this morning.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 2: Uh it's a couple of suits, uh, some business shirts

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Speaker 2: and a few other things. But there's actually been some

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Speaker 2: articles actually left in the clothing.

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Speaker 3: So my husband probably brought that down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well he dropped it off this morning. It was

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Speaker 2: dropped off like around seven this morning. But we got

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Speaker 2: it's got let's work it like about a hundred bucks

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Speaker 2: cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,

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Speaker 2: there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over.

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Speaker 2: It's only one cup link and then there's two condoms

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Speaker 2: in here. So I wanted to see if you guys

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Speaker 2: wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or

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Speaker 2: something and have it have it for.

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Speaker 3: Can you repeat what was left in there? Again?

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Speaker 2: Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like

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Speaker 2: right out one hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh.

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Speaker 2: There's a business card from an insurance company. There's another

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Speaker 2: business card for uh what is this? This is? Uh?

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Speaker 2: What else was left right roight? I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 2: you about all the business cards I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm not interested in the business card because you said

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Speaker 3: something else.

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we

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Speaker 2: can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look

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Speaker 2: all over the bag to see if we can find it,

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Speaker 2: but we don't see that either.

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Speaker 3: What what else is in this pocket?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Like I said, you got you got one hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: There's some No, no, no, no, you have said something

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Speaker 3: to me.

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Speaker 2: There's yes, there's business cards. There's an insurance car for.

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Speaker 3: Some business cards. You said something.

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Speaker 2: Else, a coupling. Man, there's a coupling in here that

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Speaker 2: we can come.

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Speaker 3: Said something else?

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, well the last week. There's two condoms in here.

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Speaker 3: What did did you say?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Like, I said, there's a hundred in here?

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Speaker 3: Business did you say? Did you say there was some

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Speaker 3: condoms in there?

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Speaker 2: There's two? There's two extra large comms in here. Hello,

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Speaker 2: I'm here.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you

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Speaker 3: had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.

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Speaker 3: Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris Chris?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Well, it has uh, I mean maybe you know

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Speaker 2: the itels, ma'am. This is there's a there's a gray suit.

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Speaker 2: There's also a solid blue suit.

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Speaker 3: That's that sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding

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Speaker 3: what you memory? That was some condoms?

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Speaker 2: The phone number that the phone number that I called,

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Speaker 2: the number that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,

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Speaker 2: this is the number we have on file? Is this

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Speaker 2: is this his number? Or your home number? Was your sale?

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Speaker 2: What the number is this?

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Speaker 3: This is our house number? I just don't believe you

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Speaker 3: know what what you're telling me, because we just celebrated

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Speaker 2: What? What? What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with? First of all, we marry and we

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Speaker 3: never used condoms, and then you look at calling me

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Speaker 3: talking about he got condoms left in his suit coat pocket.

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Speaker 3: I'm not understanding.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, Oh, I know he ain't cheating on me,

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Speaker 2: well not not, I mean not necessarily. I mean, you

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Speaker 2: know they could have been there.

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Speaker 3: Why why he laughed? Kinds in his pocket? That just

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Speaker 3: don't make any sense. If we marry and we don't

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Speaker 3: use kindos and want of what do you have kind

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris

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Speaker 2: about that one. I guess my main reason is that

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Speaker 2: you want me to wa wait a minute.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?

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Speaker 3: Did you clean the suit or no?

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Speaker 2: We haven't cleaned. I just I just started. I'm talking

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Speaker 2: stuff and I don't want you.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to clean up things and all

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Speaker 3: those articles that that you said, I want you to

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Speaker 3: put it. I want you to I want you to

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Speaker 3: put everything, including the comers. I want you to put

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Speaker 3: it in the bag. I want you to put it

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Speaker 3: in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: come up there and I'm gonna pick everything.

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Speaker 2: Up, Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like

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Speaker 2: I said, my name is Brad, and I'll be here

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Speaker 2: if you want me to. If you want me to

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Speaker 2: put him to the side, I won't clean them. I'll

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Speaker 2: just put him to the side and I leave him

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Speaker 2: in the same laundry bag he had when he dropped

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Speaker 2: them all.

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Speaker 3: I'm Chris. I don't believe that I ain't gave it.

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Speaker 3: I'm the good years of my life and he gonna

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Speaker 3: turn around.

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Speaker 1: A cheat on me.

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Speaker 3: You make sure you don't clean up thing because I'm

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Speaker 3: anna serifie all that my damn self. You put all

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Speaker 3: that in the back. I'm gonna call my job and

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Speaker 3: let him know I'm not coming in today.

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Speaker 2: Your mouth slow down. I don't want you to get

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Speaker 2: to his sterical. I mean, you know you're getting a

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Speaker 2: little irate, are you? Okay?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be

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Speaker 3: all right when I get up there. Who Chris is

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Speaker 3: gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You

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Speaker 3: make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I

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Speaker 3: don't want you to clean it. I want you to

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Speaker 3: put all that other that you said that you found

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Speaker 3: in his pocket. You put all that in the bad

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Speaker 3: because Chris is I don't know who do you think

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Speaker 3: hes okay? Ms?

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Speaker 2: Timik? Would you like for me to call Chris?

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Speaker 3: I don't want you no, no, nook body, I don't

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Speaker 2: No man, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait my next bredd.

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Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what your name is. So

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Speaker 3: I really don't, okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.

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Speaker 3: You just put everything in the back side, like I

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Speaker 3: gotta asked you to. I am on my way down there,

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Speaker 3: and Chris, no, this ain't going down this way. We

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Speaker 3: just renewed our vott and matter of fact, don't come

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Speaker 3: in us coming three and you up there talking about that.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm not understanding that I know how to

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Speaker 3: do my math. Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when

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Speaker 3: you get home tonight.

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Speaker 2: Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a

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Speaker 2: note in here, a note.

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Speaker 3: What does it day?

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Speaker 2: Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way

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Speaker 2: out of hand.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to and you need to quick come

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Speaker 3: many a rocket. Would you make that to me now?

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Speaker 3: A fact? I want that in the bad too. More

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Speaker 3: evidence I have the better off is gonna be for me.

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Speaker 3: And i'ma uh what did the note say?

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Speaker 2: The note says, this is left you Tommy from the

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Speaker 2: Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your husband Chris got me to

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Speaker 2: play pong calls you what.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I

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Speaker 3: was we was gonna have a barbecue in him, Honor.

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Speaker 3: Do you hear me, Johnny, do you hear me? Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, Crimps don't to me else.

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Speaker 2: I'm a guy the radio shows.

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Speaker 1: He knowing this show, baby, Steeve far this show, come on,

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Speaker 1: don't be mad, no be mad about it? Did you

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Speaker 1: hear boy? Did you hear? You broke our heart? I

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Speaker 1: know he's not. I know he's not cheating on me.

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Speaker 1: We just celebrated our anniversary. I just why else? What

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Speaker 1: cod if they could come in threes? Don't they?

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Speaker 2: That brank hurt my feelings?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you felt you did? Yeah? I felt sorry for myself.

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Speaker 1: Hell I can't you're laughing and caring out show in

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Speaker 1: North Carolina. I think I'm gonna add a show on

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Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday about one o'clock. How about that one o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Well that see you Tuesday one, four o'clock, seven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: That's three shows on Sunday. That's what it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens on Monday. But for show one

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Speaker 1: o'clock on Sunday, start at North Carolina.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you you you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning

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