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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 3: We call a guy who does workouts with his buddy

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Speaker 3: at their local gym, and his friend wanted us to

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Speaker 3: mess with him because apparently he's always on his phone

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Speaker 3: whenever they're working out together. And we realize that's a

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Speaker 3: major problem, which is why our company is launching a

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Speaker 3: new Jim slogan, don't be a clown put the phone down.

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Speaker 1: Oh I like it.

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Speaker 2: We've got the best person to enforce it. In your

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Speaker 2: phone's out right now? An Hello? Hi Nick here? Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 2: don't be a clown? What ye put your phone down? What?

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Speaker 3: Who is this?

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Speaker 2: This is Robbie Boobies from Fitness. Did you say Robbie Boobies?

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Speaker 2: That's right, I'm telling you don't be a clown. Put

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Speaker 2: your phone down. Nick?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: But you just called me and now you're saying I'm

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Speaker 2: not supposed to pick up it's a slogan for Jim

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Speaker 2: criminals like yourself?

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Speaker 3: Is this batman?

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Speaker 2: I have a low voice and I have been compared

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Speaker 2: to him before. I'm very self conscious about it. Thanks

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Speaker 2: a lot for bringing it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well sorry man, I just don't know what do

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Speaker 1: you want from me?

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Speaker 2: Hold on? Some weaklings got himself tangled in a jump rope.

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Speaker 2: Please hold what?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm back. I had to deal with some troublemakers again.

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Speaker 1: That's congratulations. Man, what do you want?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling because you have a gym membership with us,

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Speaker 2: and when you first filled out your initial survey, you

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Speaker 2: wrote you wanted to lose weight and get in better shape. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well you can't do that being a clown. So put

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Speaker 2: your phone down.

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Speaker 1: Why the hell are you keep saying.

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Speaker 2: That you're not getting it? Listen, No, I'm not getting it.

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Speaker 1: Man, who you need to explain?

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Speaker 2: You need to listen to me while everyone else is

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Speaker 2: getting in shape, You're too busy staring at your phone

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Speaker 2: watching the world burn Wait, well are you are you

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Speaker 2: saying that when I'm at the gym, I'm on my

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Speaker 2: phone too much?

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Speaker 1: Like you're watching me? Like? Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: You're monitoring your fitness is our business? Okay, well actually

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Speaker 2: they hey that that kind of rhymes.

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Speaker 1: Why are you so invested in my workouts because.

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Speaker 2: You're doom scrolling on TikTok where the bad guys live.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I really think you're being over dramatic about this.

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Speaker 2: We've seen you during your workouts stopping mid rep to

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Speaker 2: check your texts.

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Speaker 1: That's none of your business. Maybe I'm stopping mid rep

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Speaker 1: because I'm going hard on my set and I need

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Speaker 1: a little wrong.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. We zoomed in on your phone and

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Speaker 2: saw you swiping on a hinge. What saying no to

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Speaker 2: that busty blonde was a bad move?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: You're looking at my screen.

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Speaker 1: That's a total invasion of price.

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Speaker 2: We're just trying to help you not be a clown,

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Speaker 2: so put your phone down.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know this isn't a movie, right.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a normal person that works out of your chair.

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Speaker 2: It's scum of the earth, people like you who may

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Speaker 2: go into the gym a bad time. People like me.

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Speaker 2: What are the clowns? You probably got a big frown

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Speaker 2: on right now. We're just trying to get you to

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Speaker 2: come around. You just gotta stop rhymeing man, it's really

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Speaker 2: not working. Are we done here? We're almost done. Just

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Speaker 2: know that when you come into the gym next you

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Speaker 2: will see your picture up behind the front desk. What

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be our featured sad clown of the month. No,

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Speaker 2: you cannot shame me for this. Everyone does. It's not

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Speaker 2: who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and you are a clown. Look, man,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're a manager or super advisor

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Speaker 2: or freaking janitor, but you can cancel my membership. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to lower than a janitor. I work at

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Speaker 2: a radio station. I think you said you worked at

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Speaker 2: the gym wrong again. And my real name is jeff

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Speaker 2: from brook and Jeffrey in the morning is a brink call?

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Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my, are you serious? It's a phone tap?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Your buddy does set you up? He said,

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Speaker 2: you guys are he did?

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm gonna get him.

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Speaker 2: Don't get him. He's looking out for you. He said

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Speaker 2: that you're always on your phone when you work out

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Speaker 2: at the gym. Together my god. Oh no, We're just

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Speaker 2: trying to help you get in the best shape ever, Nick.

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Speaker 2: So just remember the next time you're at the gym,

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Speaker 2: what are you gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my phone down and I'll be a clown.

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Speaker 2: You're saying it wrong. Don't be a clown. Put your

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Speaker 2: phone down. Okay. That's the week.

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Speaker 1: Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: brooking Jeffrey in the Morning with