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Speaker 2: Dot Up, Episode two seventy seven. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Wow, Brody, I think you and I should
Speaker 2: play the lotto, the lottery, some powerball, mega millions, some jackpot.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, man, I'm just I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. We're both gonna post the picture.
Speaker 2: But we just signed on and we do. We see
Speaker 2: each other when we podcast. We don't post video, but
Speaker 2: we can see each other. And by some strange coincidence,
Speaker 2: we are both wearing a listener gifted no Sleep till
Speaker 2: Brooklyn shirt with Brooklyn, Iowa. And we didn't a planet Nope, nope,
Speaker 2: and we didn't we know it until we signed up
Speaker 2: because when we signed on the cameras before we do
Speaker 2: our podcas cast, we don't like say, hey, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna wear because we don't really issue a video
Speaker 2: version of this. But when I turned on my camera
Speaker 2: and he turned on his lo and behold there was
Speaker 2: the no sleep till Brooklyn, Iowa shirt. And thank you
Speaker 2: to those slices who brought that to the meet up
Speaker 2: last year. That was really you know, I kept my shirt.
Speaker 2: I've held onto it. I've wanted the court here and there,
Speaker 2: I've want it out a few times and to and
Speaker 2: today I'm like, you know what, I'm kind of feeling it.
Speaker 2: So you know what, I'm doing a Marvel's podcast today
Speaker 2: at this afternoon whatever today's date is at the fifteenth, right,
Speaker 2: November fifteen, yep, And I'm going to be switching into
Speaker 2: my Captain Marvels shirt for that because we're going to
Speaker 2: review the Marvels. So I wanted to wear something, you know,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, let me wear a comfortable shirt
Speaker 2: that I'm going to change out of at three o'clock.
Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, way, am I no sleep till
Speaker 2: Brooklyn shirt? Yeah? And lo and behold is scared wearing
Speaker 2: the same shirt? So there you go. It's crazy. And
Speaker 2: you know what they told me. It was one of
Speaker 2: a kind. You know how some people get like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe we're wearing the same thing. I'm excited about
Speaker 2: wearing the same and we went out. If you and
Speaker 2: I were going somewhere like a Mets game, I have
Speaker 2: to switch the shirt right, just the same if we
Speaker 2: were going to like six Flags, I gonn amuse them park.
Speaker 2: Then we wouldn't get lost. Have you seen my friend?
Speaker 2: He's wearing this shirt. But if we went to a concert,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't wear the shirt. The same shirt, right then
Speaker 2: we look like a couple. Probably. Well, I'll say this,
Speaker 2: I'm okay with twinning as they call it. They call
Speaker 2: this twinning. Yeah, I know that you're not. I'm okay
Speaker 2: with it because I'm confident that I'm rocking it, and
Speaker 2: I'm okay with the shirt. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Far too often, especially with women, they like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: just wearing my outfit. Oh we're the same thing. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, hide me, hide me. I think it's funny.
Speaker 2: I lean into it anytime I and this has happened
Speaker 2: to me. It happened to me in Atlantic City once,
Speaker 2: and I just went up to the dude. I'm like, yo, bro,
Speaker 2: nice shirt. But that's different. You lean a stranger with
Speaker 2: the same shirt. It's like, oh, it's a coincidence you
Speaker 2: both shopped at the gap. But when you're wearing a
Speaker 2: graphic tea and it's the same one, it looks like
Speaker 2: you planned it. And even if I did, how would
Speaker 2: that be a bad thing. I don't think you would
Speaker 2: actually be planning coordinating outfits. Like if we both shut
Speaker 2: up to with Met jerseys to a Mets game. That's fine,
Speaker 2: that makes sense. But a very unique no sleep till
Speaker 2: Brooklyn shirt, we didn't just buy it off the racket
Speaker 2: old Navy. It would look a little strange, but create
Speaker 2: it would create intrigue and people might think it's or
Speaker 2: it could be a uniform or something. Maybe it's no
Speaker 2: People would look at us and think we're like, we
Speaker 2: work for some promo company. We're about to hand out
Speaker 2: samples of a drink called no Sleep till Brooklyn bottled
Speaker 2: an eye exactly. Look like some promo team. But do
Speaker 2: you work at a We work in a bed betting
Speaker 2: store called called Brooklyn. And the slogan is no sleep
Speaker 2: till your mind wanders quickly? Doesn't it? I haven't. I've
Speaker 2: got no issues with it. I don't think and I
Speaker 2: we're far too beyond. We're far beyond like caring. You know,
Speaker 2: eye slices. Here's your chance to leave a talkback. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's the iHeartRadio app. Hit the microphone. Let us know.
Speaker 2: Would you and and and one of your friends just
Speaker 2: mail male a female wear like the same shirt. See,
Speaker 2: I think girls do it, it's cute. I think guys
Speaker 2: do it. It's strange. But let us know your thoughts
Speaker 2: on all of that too, ask men wearing the same shirt? Now,
Speaker 2: what if we wore the same Taylor Swift shirt to
Speaker 2: one of her concerts and sat next to h No,
Speaker 2: you go to a consert. I think that's fine. Now
Speaker 2: if we had matching bracelets to go to the Tailor
Speaker 2: Swift consert, I think it's like a friendship bracelet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course it's a Tailor Swift concert. Of course. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: I guess to tell the video? Oh wait wait wait,
Speaker 2: who was it I gotta talk about? I gotta talk
Speaker 2: about this. No, no, no, not Taylor Swift. No, I
Speaker 2: got a buddy of mine. No, who fuck out of here? Well,
Speaker 2: you know what, he gave us permission to talk about
Speaker 2: what I'm about to say, but he doesn't want to
Speaker 2: come on the podcast. Okay, so a friend of mine.
Speaker 2: He's got two buddies. These guys are all in their
Speaker 2: late fifties now, and they've known each other since they
Speaker 2: were in their teens, and they've never lost touch. And
Speaker 2: they all hang out together. No, I'm not talking about
Speaker 2: me or my friends. And the guys, the three guys
Speaker 2: that are besties. They all got each other's initials tattooed
Speaker 2: on their arms. No, no, they went out for matching tattoos.
Speaker 2: They went out for so like you know, guy number
Speaker 2: one has yeah, two, three and four? Who has one?
Speaker 2: Three and four? I understand? Yeah, nothing. They all have
Speaker 2: their own names, right, like I think the three No,
Speaker 2: it's three guys and oh yeah all three two? No, no,
Speaker 2: they have no, they have all three Oh yeah. Oh
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that to just be friends. You don't
Speaker 2: have to prove to anybody to like permanently. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that. But it's not like a live or
Speaker 2: heart or anything like that. What if what if j
Speaker 2: L becomes an asshole? Then you got to find another
Speaker 2: guy named j L. Well it's almost like he's l
Speaker 2: K I K if you know? You know? So you
Speaker 2: know like if these no, here's why. Well, because if
Speaker 2: someone sees it, Okay, someone sees it on the beach, right,
Speaker 2: they just see these initials. They don't know what it means,
Speaker 2: but right, why do it? Because to these three guys
Speaker 2: it meant something. It's a bond.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: I know it's a bond. Friendship. Friendship's a bond. That's
Speaker 2: the point having friendship, not to know. I'm not putting
Speaker 2: SJ on my arm. You can go ask your own
Speaker 2: d'm they try and call No, No, I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: the wrong thing. I don't think we should do that.
Speaker 2: He'll remain anonymous, Yeah, but I won't. Is he bigger
Speaker 2: than me? He's got to be right. Well, he's got
Speaker 2: more money, got you. He's a lawyer, he owns his
Speaker 2: own law firm. We be talking about it. I used
Speaker 2: to be somebody. He could sue you for libel. I'm slander.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But you want to put them on
Speaker 2: I don't know I should. I think he needs to
Speaker 2: tattoo his friends. I think we could go there. Names initials,
Speaker 2: right initials? Is it creepy? I want to know why
Speaker 2: he did it, What is the motivation behind it? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I may listen slices. If you've done that,
Speaker 2: you can delive me talk back and explain you. Is
Speaker 2: it more appropriate for women?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I again, I'm not saying what's appropriate and not appropriate
Speaker 2: for other people. I'm saying for me. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: But if you've done it and you're happy with it,
Speaker 2: God bless you. But since it's Scary's friend, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: joke about it. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call
Speaker 2: him right now. Let's see, he may or may not
Speaker 2: want to go on the podcast. And what if you
Speaker 2: have two friends with the same initials? Do you lie
Speaker 2: to your other friend and say it's his initials? You're like,
Speaker 2: you have two friends with j L as your initials.
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, John Lonigan, Yeah no, this is you,
Speaker 2: totally you. Yeah, yeah, oh hey, oh h. We're not
Speaker 2: gonna use your name. We're not gonna use your name.
Speaker 2: This is Scary and Brodie. Of course with the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boy you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. US. You made
Speaker 2: it to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: Wow, What did I have to do to earn that privilege?
Speaker 2: Got to do something permanent, very permanent. So here we go.
Speaker 2: So all right, so someone told me that you and
Speaker 2: your two besties, who are now all in their fifties, right,
Speaker 2: got each other's initials tattooed on your arms. So you
Speaker 2: got you got your initials and your other two besties
Speaker 2: on your arm. And then the other two guys have
Speaker 2: the have the same thing? Is it first of all?
Speaker 2: Is that did it happen or not? Is it true?
Speaker 2: And where did you put it on your arm? If
Speaker 2: it is all right?
Speaker 3: So two out of the three of us have it done.
Speaker 3: The third ones just finding the right spot in the
Speaker 3: right look originally.
Speaker 2: Yes, So it is true and.
Speaker 3: It's going to be one hundred percent accurate soon enough
Speaker 3: when the third one gets his.
Speaker 2: Which is, what if he doesn't, Oh, he will, he will, He's.
Speaker 3: Just what if he doesn't? We had, well, what if
Speaker 3: we had one scheme in mind, which was we're all
Speaker 3: going to get the anchor with the initials surrounding the anchor.
Speaker 3: I already had. I already had an a because we're boating.
Speaker 3: Guys are on the boat all the time. You know,
Speaker 3: it's the boat parties. No boat party, I just say it,
Speaker 3: cloud there's no boat parties.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no such thing.
Speaker 3: Got that doesn't exist. We fantasized about boat parties. So
Speaker 3: we're all going to get you know, boat related tattoos,
Speaker 3: which would be the anchor. But I already had like
Speaker 3: an anchor kind of getting designed on my arm already.
Speaker 3: So he got his anchor. First one of the guys
Speaker 3: no names, I guess. And then so I did mine differently,
Speaker 3: and I did it on a different part of my arm.
Speaker 3: I like mine better than his. Not a third guy
Speaker 3: was trying to find his place. But yes, that is true.
Speaker 3: I think you guys should join that club.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, So Brody had Brodie takes exception to this?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see a big problem with it.
Speaker 2: I think it is kind of awkward, but I think
Speaker 2: I understand there's a bonding. You guys know each other forever,
Speaker 2: and this is what and then it's okay. But Brody
Speaker 2: is Brody, and mediate was turned to like, no way, Kennedy.
Speaker 2: So Brody, what did you have at it? I'm a
Speaker 2: fan of the hand shot. I think if you've got
Speaker 2: broad for life, bro here's what bros for life do?
Speaker 2: They They at some point have sex with the same girl, right,
Speaker 2: Possibly they come up with a handshake and they agree
Speaker 2: to bury a body for each other. That's pros for life, right,
Speaker 2: Or if you voument on yourself you don't take pictures.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, that's we accomplished some of those tests.
Speaker 3: And there are others still remaining. But remember I got
Speaker 3: a few years on you, so you know, we've we've
Speaker 3: done a few more things. Now we're at the test tuesdage.
Speaker 3: You might get to that point too, Someday you might
Speaker 3: see it differently.
Speaker 2: No, no, because I'll tell you right now. My best
Speaker 2: friend from twenty years ago, my best friend for life,
Speaker 2: not really my best friend anymore. So things happen, and
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 3: The that's not the guy you get on on your own.
Speaker 2: That's simple. But you know what if I was, if
Speaker 2: I was a tattoo guy twenty years ago, that is
Speaker 2: a guy would have got on my arm. But shit happened.
Speaker 3: But right, fair enough, But you know, and then what happens.
Speaker 2: What I want to I'm gonna give you an initial.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna call you D from now one because
Speaker 2: I don't we're not saying the name right. So D.
Speaker 2: What if you have a friend whose initials are j L, right,
Speaker 2: and he sleeps with your wife and you're like, fuck
Speaker 2: you j L and he's out like you never saw
Speaker 2: it coming. Do you have to find another friend named
Speaker 2: j L so that you don't have to like and
Speaker 2: we do the tattoo first of all.
Speaker 3: In that hypothetical, I give him three stars. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say fu. But let's just make believe that I was
Speaker 3: upset with that scenario.
Speaker 2: Okay, your mother like, what would upset you?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 2: He does something that upsets you.
Speaker 3: First of all, the connection we have with these guys.
Speaker 3: Nothing they can do, they can no matter what they do.
Speaker 3: No matter what they do, it's not gonna break off bond.
Speaker 2: Including bang your wife.
Speaker 3: Especially banged my wife.
Speaker 2: What if the third guy, what if the third guy says,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't I changed my mind. I
Speaker 2: don't want to make this permanent. I love you guys
Speaker 2: like brothers, but I'm out. I can't find the right spot.
Speaker 2: This whole thing was a tough It was an excuse.
Speaker 2: I was stalling. I'm not doing it. Do you remove
Speaker 2: him from your armor? You go, It's okay, bro, we
Speaker 2: love friends for life.
Speaker 3: You know what, That scenario is never happening, So I
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about that. This podcast this way,
Speaker 3: I don't have my wife's name tattooed on my arm.
Speaker 3: There's a reason for that, right.
Speaker 2: You're also letting you buddy sleep at or so I
Speaker 2: assume there's a reason.
Speaker 3: Who knows I don't know what tomorrow is going to
Speaker 3: hold with her, but I know what tomorrow is going
Speaker 3: to hold with my boys.
Speaker 2: I got a follow up question, right married, right to die?
Speaker 2: You marry a woman, maybe not maybe necessarily you, but
Speaker 2: when you marry a woman, this is someone you're intimate
Speaker 2: with you you uh you At the time of the marriage,
Speaker 2: you feel like it's forever. You have children with this woman, right,
Speaker 2: But you feel that some random dude you don't sleep
Speaker 2: with and don't have a legal binding agreement with it's
Speaker 2: more likely to stay with you than the woman you've
Speaker 2: given your soul to. Actually I agree with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe that you'll never get married. You shut up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're not.
Speaker 3: You're not winning the argument. Yes, absolutely these guys.
Speaker 2: So does your wife know that your bond with JL
Speaker 2: is deeper than the bond with like you trust your
Speaker 2: friendship better than you trust your marriage. And she's fine
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 3: Well, she knows by the tattoos on my arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in a great relationship. His wife is awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. But if if she says to you, d
Speaker 2: I would like you to get your initials my initials
Speaker 2: on your on your arm to show that we're a
Speaker 2: thing forever, like better or worse, death to us part
Speaker 2: you say, no, that's what you're gonna say, or.
Speaker 3: No, so I get a little something. I get a
Speaker 3: little something, so it kind of reflects her. It's something
Speaker 3: that adjusted could stand could the initials, but that could
Speaker 3: stand for anything. I could add words to it. There's
Speaker 3: so much you could do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could add I hate right above it, right.
Speaker 3: Exactly, have so many options.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, listen, I commend you, all right, Brody may not,
Speaker 2: but I commend you for doing what you did. And
Speaker 2: it's it's it's a it's a it's a bold move.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would do it. I know,
Speaker 2: I've had conversations with people, uh ever since I've learned
Speaker 2: about this, and I'm like, good enough if we would
Speaker 2: do the same thing. But then again, I'm not you,
Speaker 2: you know that. I mean to each his own. What's
Speaker 2: that The two other guys, that's three of you guys
Speaker 2: went in on this. There's one other guy. The other
Speaker 2: guy I think is Balin. No, No, he's just been
Speaker 2: looking for a rights. But now would it be weird
Speaker 2: if you decided to, you know, put it, you know,
Speaker 2: on his ball on his ass on his Asswer's ball.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'd appreciate that. That would mean that's more.
Speaker 3: It's more special to me than even where I have
Speaker 3: it on the.
Speaker 2: Back of my arm. Yeah, that's how long have you
Speaker 2: had these initials? Wait?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: And here he said, how long have you had the initials? Mine?
Speaker 3: I just got mine about uh six weeks ago?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, so it's not like it's a year since
Speaker 2: the guy's backing out. Right.
Speaker 3: The first guy had is in July. I waited a
Speaker 3: few months because I wanted to figure out what I wanted.
Speaker 3: The next guy is gonna get his probably suit enough.
Speaker 2: That would have been crazy had the first guy did
Speaker 2: it and then the both of you bailed, like fuck this,
Speaker 2: and then this guy stuck with tattoo.
Speaker 3: We did tease him for a little while because he's like, guys,
Speaker 3: we had an agreement when you gotta get it done,
Speaker 3: we would intentionally stall, like I intentionally stall, just so
Speaker 3: he could splat it out a little while. But okay,
Speaker 3: I couldn't let him down.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, listen, listen, you put it. You put
Speaker 2: it in a place you can't see.
Speaker 3: Uh, mine, back of my arm, you can see a
Speaker 3: T shirt easily. You know, it's like one of the back.
Speaker 2: I can't see them back unless you twist upside down.
Speaker 2: You can see a baby.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it runs down my triceps. So any
Speaker 3: T shirt and he also and a T stress all
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to say, real friendship would be on
Speaker 2: your neck. I'm just saying, if you really like these
Speaker 2: guys right on your neck, you can pull a post
Speaker 2: below to put it on your forehead. You know what
Speaker 2: I would like to I'd like to see tear drops
Speaker 2: of their initials coming out of both eyes. Yeah, that's friendship.
Speaker 3: You're right, that's that's real, true friendship. Maybe I have
Speaker 3: to step it up and.
Speaker 2: Nuts friendship would be putting it on your taint. Now
Speaker 2: what if? What if? What if the third guy gets
Speaker 2: the tattoos? Then the second guy says, you know, I
Speaker 2: feel like initials are fine, but I feel like we
Speaker 2: should have each other's faces on our abdomens. And he
Speaker 2: goes and gets your face in the third guy's face
Speaker 2: on his belly. Are you doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Okay a line at yeah there is, I'm not that nice,
Speaker 2: all right? Yeah, well, all right.
Speaker 3: Well I think you guys should I think you guys
Speaker 3: should consider it since I know you have a club
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Well, if the Brooklyn boys, I mean we did, we
Speaker 2: definitely have a bond. We have a real bond.
Speaker 3: You have to have a little something represent that on
Speaker 3: your body. I mean that's think your body for life.
Speaker 2: I'm good. We have Slice for life. Our fans are
Speaker 2: the slices, the slices for the Slice for Life. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't even know if any of our fans,
Speaker 2: our slices, would put tattoos of us on their don't.
Speaker 2: I don't love scary as much as you love your wife,
Speaker 2: and you don't love your wife enough for our initials.
Speaker 2: So unless you put your wife's initials on you, I
Speaker 2: sure as hell I'm not putting scariest initials on me. No,
Speaker 2: we'll see.
Speaker 3: You might change your mind in a couple of years.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a couple of years. You guys,
Speaker 3: you know what happens is you actually bond closer together
Speaker 3: as time goes on, you realize the important things of life.
Speaker 3: You know, these guys are never going anywhere.
Speaker 2: The wife. Well, these two guys, these boys, you have
Speaker 2: these two guys your your blood brothers, your ink brothers.
Speaker 2: If they were going out with their boys, they would
Speaker 2: invite you right if they were if right, but if
Speaker 2: they like one of the guys was like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 2: going out with five and my other friends. You guys
Speaker 2: would be invited, of course right here.
Speaker 3: He would throw it out there anyway, even knowing that
Speaker 3: we might not. Let's say with one, Let's say hypothetically,
Speaker 3: one was, uh, you know, I had a group of
Speaker 3: guys living in Staten Island that I don't hang out
Speaker 3: with all the time.
Speaker 2: It sounds very real.
Speaker 3: Hypothetically that very quickly, me and so and so and
Speaker 3: so and so we were thinking to go into you
Speaker 3: know whatever, I don't want to name the place, so
Speaker 3: you know, you want to come. Knowing that I'm probably
Speaker 3: not going to take the ride up the Staten Island
Speaker 3: go hang out with these guys because they're not my
Speaker 3: number one guys, I'd have to really throw it out
Speaker 3: there anyway to me. Probably expected me not to come.
Speaker 3: But yees, he'll ask it anyway, right.
Speaker 2: That's what boys do. See, Scary wouldn't do that. Scary
Speaker 2: would go out with boys and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not really friends with them, so you're out. See,
Speaker 2: I'm not getting.
Speaker 3: Initiation absolutely from my invite to like multiple events, uh,
Speaker 3: from Scary and some others that I would thought. Maybe
Speaker 3: I get invited to all.
Speaker 2: Right with my club. Maybe you and I should hang out.
Speaker 2: We'll get each other's initials. Fuck Scary, he's out.
Speaker 3: If I keep joining my club, we have a lot
Speaker 3: of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I get if I get Brody's initials, they
Speaker 2: would be inside my butthole. That's where Brodie's initials are going.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. All right, listen, Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for your time. Yeah, we appreciate it. Thanks for being
Speaker 2: very candid for on the podcast. Love you. We'll talk
Speaker 2: to you soon. Okay, I'm calling you next time and
Speaker 2: we're making plans then you coming out. Yeah yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: yeah next time. Yeah, shure you.
Speaker 5: Well, all right, all right, waita guys.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah that was some call before. How about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was that's my boy, one of my boys.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but not your boy enough to do uh initials?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, all right, Hey, I want to I want to
Speaker 2: say hello to uh Jill on the score to eight
Speaker 2: eight three, who DM me and said, oh mg, I'm
Speaker 2: listening to the podcast. Meeting last week, and the whole
Speaker 2: epic debacle from the hospital happened to me too. At
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah hospital. It was a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I was in pre registration for over an hour and
Speaker 2: twenty minutes alone standing in front of the receptionist waiting
Speaker 2: for her to decide to help me, then another forty
Speaker 2: five minutes to an hour for them registering me because
Speaker 2: they're still learning the new system. I'm so glad I
Speaker 2: was not alone in this madness. Well, guess what Jill
Speaker 2: was at the same hospital I was at? Was she
Speaker 2: really yup? Kelsey skitch skitch in Texas X. Hey David Brody,
Speaker 2: hope you've been well. I just heard your hospital rant
Speaker 2: and had to let you know that it must be
Speaker 2: something in the air when you have epic as your
Speaker 2: system at a hospital. Because my mom had a crazy
Speaker 2: issue with them at a hospital I work at, I'm
Speaker 2: in the business. Oops. Long story short, spend over two
Speaker 2: hours trying to find the place she needed to make
Speaker 2: a payment for a procedure because people kept telling her
Speaker 2: to go to different places, only to her to end
Speaker 2: up back in the same place she started from. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I hope your next deployment doesn't go that crazy. So
Speaker 2: she had the same system in her hospital. Fuck everybody over,
Speaker 2: so it wasn't just me. So there you go. That's
Speaker 2: All's wanted to share that A couple of people that
Speaker 2: reached out to me to tell me I'm not completely crazy. Bro,
Speaker 2: you'd be very proud of me. Probably not, No, I
Speaker 2: think you'd be proud of me on this one because
Speaker 2: I took the old scary would have just said that
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm done. But you know my ongoing issues
Speaker 2: with these ride share apps that double as delivery services
Speaker 2: for food. Yeah, uh huh they I got. I got
Speaker 2: fucked pretty hard. Yesterday I ordered a sensible salad for
Speaker 2: dinner and I Scary Scary Style. We're like seventeen things
Speaker 2: in it, an extra extra heavy on the dressing. Mix
Speaker 2: it in, Chop it up anyway. I ordered it at
Speaker 2: six point thirty and it said it would be there
Speaker 2: at about seven o'clock, like about a half hour. Okay, great,
Speaker 2: So I see that at seven point fifteen, so and
Speaker 2: so picks it up from the store on and it
Speaker 2: says so and so is on a bicycle. I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: So I watch him, and I'm tracking him, yeah, in
Speaker 2: real time, and I'm like, wait a second, I don't
Speaker 2: live anywhere near here. Well, this guy's going the opposite direction.
Speaker 2: Then I'm thinking, ah, shit, my boy. He uh, he's
Speaker 2: going he's going from one place to the next, because
Speaker 2: he probably has multiple deliveries on the on the route
Speaker 2: and I'm probably out of the way. You know, I'll
Speaker 2: probably be last or whatever. Fine, Okay, this guy drives
Speaker 2: all around fucking Jersey City with my with my order.
Speaker 2: Thank god, it was a salad right at room temperature
Speaker 2: or I want it cold. Otherwise if it was food,
Speaker 2: it would have been it would have been done or done.
Speaker 2: So was it a taco salad? It was a regular salad.
Speaker 2: He's driving all over Jersey City but not even approaching
Speaker 2: my house. I'm going on two hours, Brody, two hours.
Speaker 2: It's in thirty and the guy's going all over the
Speaker 2: place and he's he doesn't it seemed to be you know,
Speaker 2: he gets closer at some points and he's making turns.
Speaker 2: But I know he's got my food because I called
Speaker 2: the restaurant. They said, yeah, so and so picked up
Speaker 2: the food about seven fifteen. Yeah you're good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got it. He's got your order. He's probably has
Speaker 2: a lot of orders. Yeah, that's great. Eight thirty five.
Speaker 2: Your your order has been canceled. Oh my what it
Speaker 2: canceled by the driver, the rider of the bike. Oh
Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me? Okay, okay, obviously I call
Speaker 2: up customer service. I'm huffing and puffing and yeah, of
Speaker 2: course they're like, oh yeah, well we gave you a refund.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, that's great. I'm like, of course,
Speaker 2: you gave me a refund. I didn't get my food.
Speaker 2: That sounds hold on and they're like, you know, we're
Speaker 2: gonna give you give you a ten dollars credit in
Speaker 2: your bank, in your cash credit. I'm like ten dollars,
Speaker 2: I said, listen. He goes, that's all I can do
Speaker 2: for you. I said, oh yeah, I want to speak
Speaker 2: to a superior. Oh yeah, yeah, I want to speak
Speaker 2: to Superior. Okay, they're not available right now, but I
Speaker 2: could give you. I could translate a message for you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you translate this. You translate this message,
Speaker 2: like what, you transcribe it, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2: You write this down and you tell them to call
Speaker 2: me back. As Atlantic call me. I've been a loyal
Speaker 2: customer since you guys were beta testing your ride share
Speaker 2: service in two thousand and seven. I've spent thousands and
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars. I am a premium customer. I pay
Speaker 2: for the monthly I pay for the monthly premium, so
Speaker 2: I have to pay for delivery fees. One might say
Speaker 2: you're an uber customer. I am an uber customer of
Speaker 2: this app, whatever app it is. Yeah, And I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there and I'm like, and I'm pouring, and I said, look,
Speaker 2: I said, you mean to tell me that I had
Speaker 2: to work through the night, pausing for my dinner which
Speaker 2: never showed up, and now I'm starving. I got no
Speaker 2: food in my fridge. And now that now it's two
Speaker 2: hours later, you tell me you cancel it, and I
Speaker 2: gotta start all over again. You think that that's only
Speaker 2: worth ten dollars to me? Oh, I should send out
Speaker 2: another another meal for you for free. I'm like, something,
Speaker 2: get it right away, I said. I said no, I said,
Speaker 2: that's not how it's going to be. I said ten dollars.
Speaker 2: I said, I want another fifty. I want fifteen dollars
Speaker 2: in food credit because sixty okay, so sixty yeah, ten
Speaker 2: dollars another fifty, I said, I want another fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've been sitting here one night, wait for
Speaker 2: my food two and a half hours. I'm like, where's
Speaker 2: where's the courtesy? I'm like, I mean, this is a
Speaker 2: slap in the face to a loyal customer like me,
Speaker 2: like you yep, And then he is okay, I will
Speaker 2: pass that all along to the people. And that was it,
Speaker 2: and I never heard from them again until about twenty
Speaker 2: minutes twenty minutes ago when they emailed me back case
Speaker 2: number so and so, listen, we understand. We love value
Speaker 2: your your loyalty or your you know, we see what
Speaker 2: you know, who you are. You know they must have
Speaker 2: looked me up, and we are going to grant you
Speaker 2: the fifteen dollars extra in credit. So here's sixty dollars
Speaker 2: on us because you're nice, your dinner never showed up
Speaker 2: a story. I feel like twenty of that should be mine. No,
Speaker 2: it's just I've learned. I've learned the art of even
Speaker 2: is not even free dessert. That's because I feel most people,
Speaker 2: most people would just settle for the the okay, so
Speaker 2: they can the dollar here's ten dollars. But let's face it, people,
Speaker 2: fuck them. If they made you wait two hours and
Speaker 2: then canceled on you, and now you've got to start
Speaker 2: all over, and some of those places aren't even available
Speaker 2: at that hour because the places have closed. I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think I asked for too much. No,
Speaker 2: you were one percent. I'm very proud. Would you have
Speaker 2: done the same thing, Oh, you've got one hundred? Really,
Speaker 2: because I would have got another fifty for the aggravation
Speaker 2: of having to waste my time on the phone. Oh
Speaker 2: that's so, there's that excuse. Yeah, that's that's just the truth.
Speaker 2: You got fifty for them fucking up your food. But
Speaker 2: what about the time he had a yell and scream
Speaker 2: about it? How about that? Well, he should have given
Speaker 2: you a fifty with no argument. The guy couldn't The
Speaker 2: guy couldn't help me, and he was he was limited
Speaker 2: in his position, but he did. He did the and
Speaker 2: I and I understood that, so I kind of backed
Speaker 2: off the yelling. But I had him transcribe a nice
Speaker 2: little message to his superiors and he did transcribe it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they did. They did the right thing by me.
Speaker 2: So I have nothing but great things to say about
Speaker 2: them because they made it right. All right. Well, you
Speaker 2: know we have a friend at that company, vice president
Speaker 2: of that company. Oh really, do you remember the sales guy.
Speaker 2: I won't say his name, but the head sales guy
Speaker 2: once said the reason the things that drive you crazy
Speaker 2: about him are the things that make him great. And
Speaker 2: he has a couple of uncles in the industry. Nice.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, he is a VP at that company,
Speaker 2: and I spoke to him recently. I'm sure he would
Speaker 2: love to hear that story, all right, A story of hope,
Speaker 2: A story of hope and free dessert. Yeah. Uh, I
Speaker 2: have a story of hope, okay, And I want your
Speaker 2: opinion and and slices. You can weigh in if you're
Speaker 2: a fantasy football player. So I'm in a league with
Speaker 2: people at the radio station, I'm sorry, with people from
Speaker 2: the radio company, from my Heart Media. There's a bunch
Speaker 2: of us in a league. And I've been in the
Speaker 2: league for fourteen years and I'm still in it. And
Speaker 2: the commissioner of the league decided that his team was
Speaker 2: out of it. His team is like two and seven,
Speaker 2: two and eight, whatever's record is. So he sent out
Speaker 2: an email late Monday night after he lost completely another
Speaker 2: game and Monday night football was over, and he said,
Speaker 2: having a fire sale, no trades will be turned down,
Speaker 2: one for one trades accepted. So I offered him on
Speaker 2: a scale of one to ten. I offered him a
Speaker 2: running back that was a six and a half seven
Speaker 2: for a ten, and he approved it. Then I offered
Speaker 2: him a deal for a wide receiver who's a seven,
Speaker 2: for a wide receiver who's a nine and a half,
Speaker 2: and he accepted it. And then our friend who's who's
Speaker 2: a friend Dan, he sent them two players who was
Speaker 2: sixes and got back a ten and a nine. In
Speaker 2: other words, how did he manage this? Because because the
Speaker 2: commissioner the league decided it was a fire sale and
Speaker 2: he was going to trade anybody one on one for
Speaker 2: anybody you sent. So then someone else dove in and
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, I'll give you this shitty tight
Speaker 2: end for your best tight end. And someone was like,
Speaker 2: I'll give you this average running back for the best
Speaker 2: running back. Okay, So I made two trades, and the
Speaker 2: guy in first place, uh Dan, made a trade two trades,
Speaker 2: and then someone in second place made two trades, and
Speaker 2: a bunch of people didn't respond, or didn't they They
Speaker 2: weren't active, they didn't take advantage of this clearinghouse fire sale. Now,
Speaker 2: in most fantasy football leagues there's a rule right no
Speaker 2: fire sales. But the commissioner decided to do a fire sale.
Speaker 2: You can't argue with the commissioner if he's throwing away
Speaker 2: his players. First come, first served, baby, So I sent
Speaker 2: trades right away. Okay. Then a certain DJ at another
Speaker 2: radio station whose team is also in last place in
Speaker 2: the other division decides, fuck it, he's having a fire
Speaker 2: sale also, So I trade him my third string quarterback
Speaker 2: for Patrick Mahomes. Oh, he says, yes, So I get
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes. Now, look, you just give up this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he gave up. He gave up. He's got Mahomes. Mahomes
Speaker 2: is like the eighth quarterback in the league. He's not
Speaker 2: having a Mahomes season. He's still very good. Now, Dan,
Speaker 2: the guy who made two trades ripping off the first guy,
Speaker 2: texted me last night and goes, dude, you can't get
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes. That's not right. So I go, you made
Speaker 2: two trades yesterday with the first guy and ripped him
Speaker 2: off blindly. I made a fair deal with I gave
Speaker 2: a seven for nine for Patrick Mahomes. It was a yes,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have gotten back, but it was. He's calling
Speaker 2: me out. What you kid, I didn't rip him off
Speaker 2: as bad as you ripped them off. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: levels of rip off. The guy's got a fire sale.
Speaker 2: Anything goes right, right, he said, anyone for one deal
Speaker 2: as long as it's the same position. So I offer
Speaker 2: them a wide receiver for a wide receiver, a running
Speaker 2: back for a running back. Hey, so that's fair to
Speaker 2: detect me. I can't get a better deal than he
Speaker 2: got because he wasn't fast enough. That's not fair, dude,
Speaker 2: it's fair. So fantasy footballers, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I did the right thing, right, scary, absolutely did the
Speaker 2: right thing. I'm on your side of this, brody. Thank
Speaker 2: you after you, Dan past I haven't been into fantasy
Speaker 2: football in a couple of seasons now. My head's not
Speaker 2: in the game the way it was when you draft
Speaker 2: all your Giants players. It's a good thing. That's not true.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I'm not that guy. Oh you're partially
Speaker 2: that guy, Bliss. I'm just out of football now. I'm
Speaker 2: just it's disgusting because your team, well it's the Giants.
Speaker 2: The team is broken, and now that you just go
Speaker 2: for the basement. I don't even know why they're trying
Speaker 2: to win. No, they're playing. They're playing a guy who
Speaker 2: looks like he's never played football before quarterback. They just
Speaker 2: letting him go, Yeah, letting him let it. Then that
Speaker 2: backup guy I think is a is a is a
Speaker 2: truck driver. Like it's terrible, but it's on purpose. Don't
Speaker 2: tweet the back of it. But but the this is
Speaker 2: this is tom what's his name? Tommy? Uh, Tommy de
Speaker 2: vida de vido. He's he's way in a bunch of song.
Speaker 2: He's not a quarterback. He Tommy used to work on
Speaker 2: the docks. The union has been on strike. He's down
Speaker 2: on his down on his luck. He's playing for quarterback
Speaker 2: for the Giants. He actually clicked down on his He
Speaker 2: went to a school called Don Brosco, which is about
Speaker 2: twenty minutes from the stadium. I think it's Bosco about
Speaker 2: Don Bosco, about Donny bro Donny Brosco, right, Don Bosco
Speaker 2: the high school? Yeah, oh my god, Brodie. So, uh,
Speaker 2: they're playing for draft picks. They should trade Tommy DeVito
Speaker 2: to the Chiefs for Patrick mcomes homes like I did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I said homes. This programming note, we will not have
Speaker 2: a Brooklyn Boys episode next week because, uh well, for
Speaker 2: the most part, it's Thanksgiving week and I will be away.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving fred to a new place you've never been
Speaker 2: to before, right, Yes, it's on my Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: this is on my list. I'm going to Costa Rica,
Speaker 2: but it's a different part of Costa Rica. This is
Speaker 2: now called Okay, but you've been to Costa Rica, No, no, No,
Speaker 2: Costa Rica has many different areas with many different things
Speaker 2: to Dista Rica before the other side of this island. Yes,
Speaker 2: I have think yeah, that's what I'm saying. A place
Speaker 2: called Guana Coste and Tamarindo, and uh, I guess we
Speaker 2: you know, a bunch of us are going. We're going
Speaker 2: Friday back Wednesday and and after that is the rest
Speaker 2: of the week is uh Thanksgiving. So we've got a
Speaker 2: lot happen there now. But so in the are you
Speaker 2: going away the next week at all? Or what do
Speaker 2: you think? Was going to go to Costa Rico. But
Speaker 2: that's why I don't have you your initials on my arm.
Speaker 2: You're more than well, I'm not. I'm not going away.
Speaker 2: My girls are all coming home from school. Saw have
Speaker 2: their family together. So I think it's like a five
Speaker 2: six bedroom place. And the sixth bedroom is not as
Speaker 2: big as the others. The sixth bedroom is a closet
Speaker 2: with a twin bed in it. Now, I mean you
Speaker 2: didn't you didn't get that one right now, you're famous? Right, No,
Speaker 2: Well we did it in order of who paid up
Speaker 2: and when. Well, Boogie Basket pays first. He's not taking
Speaker 2: that small that's right. Well, the guy who signed on last,
Speaker 2: Indian Matt, No, he's not comed The guy who signed
Speaker 2: down last got this deal, right, he got he got
Speaker 2: the he got that that stuck with the twin bed. Now,
Speaker 2: now I said, out of the kindness of my heart,
Speaker 2: I said, look to my other five friends, it's not fair.
Speaker 2: This dude is is the sixth guy in of course
Speaker 2: buthould it shouldn't be. We shouldn't be spitting this, splitting
Speaker 2: this equally. He should pay a little less than us.
Speaker 2: He should have he should have spoken up. But well
Speaker 2: he well he's no, so so he's actually paying the
Speaker 2: same amount we all are. So what I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do is get the guy a deal behind his back,
Speaker 2: not knowing because I don't want to upset the apple car.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying in front of everybody, but
Speaker 2: they're all actually has a smaller apple cleft than all
Speaker 2: everybody else's. But they're all like, nah, screw it, no way.
Speaker 2: He was the last one to pay, so he gets
Speaker 2: to You know, it's like when you the last one
Speaker 2: in the car or has to ride the bitch sheet,
Speaker 2: has to ride the hump. The hump is the bitch
Speaker 2: sheet is the middle the middle seat in the back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're not paying one hundred dollars to ride in
Speaker 2: the back. And if I was sharing an uber and
Speaker 2: had the bitch seat, I'd be paying less. You know,
Speaker 2: you guys know what the bitch you know who's riding bitch.
Speaker 2: He's just explained it. People know that's the middle the
Speaker 2: middle of the back. Said you said it, then you
Speaker 2: said it. I'll set it again. So this is the equit.
Speaker 2: I'll say it again. This is this. This is this
Speaker 2: the the guys going on a trip version of that
Speaker 2: where oh your last to pay waited long? All right, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you get the you get to sleep in the closet
Speaker 2: in the twin. First of all, you should have decided
Speaker 2: this beforehand. You should have said, whoever gets the closet,
Speaker 2: so to speak, pays less, then maybe someone would have
Speaker 2: volunteered for it. No, then you wouldn't have to fuck somebody.
Speaker 2: But I'm advocating for this guy to pay less, and
Speaker 2: these guys are not having it. They're saying, no, you
Speaker 2: know what, he gets to pay what we all pay.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna you guys are not tattoo friends, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you that much. Now. Tattoo friends would have made
Speaker 2: sure this guy was covered, right, you know what, at
Speaker 2: least pay for his goat carts or his zip lining
Speaker 2: or something. You gotta you gotta hook him up somehow.
Speaker 2: If everybody chips in an extra fifty bucks like that,
Speaker 2: come on, you guys going to costa rica fifty bucks
Speaker 2: is like whatever, it's an extra fifty Yeah, everybody kicking
Speaker 2: an extra fifty at least to give the guy another
Speaker 2: three hundred bucks something, some money off whatever. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: really he got section on the way. Dave has no
Speaker 2: money whatever, He's not even come with us, Dave black earl,
Speaker 2: who's going girl? What's his name? Less, black less. Sorry
Speaker 2: calling him that because you call him black less. No,
Speaker 2: I don't, I call him less. Oh is there a
Speaker 2: white less? No? Oh, we agree, if there was a
Speaker 2: white less, you'd call white less white less because you yes,
Speaker 2: less is first. I apologize less is more. No, but
Speaker 2: less I should be paying less. No, black less is
Speaker 2: first in my group as less. Why are you calling
Speaker 2: him black less? He's less? Just identifying him for this
Speaker 2: moment while you saying because he's black, he's less. I
Speaker 2: said that's not right. No, listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I said, he's even. No, you're putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 2: You said it. I'm only trying to say that the
Speaker 2: first person with that name, that's the name by itself,
Speaker 2: if I mean a second person with that if I
Speaker 2: if I mean the second person with that name, then
Speaker 2: they get an adjective attached to it. Because I know Matt,
Speaker 2: and now this other guy is Indian Matt, so he's
Speaker 2: the second Matt. We've had this conversation before. Less, even
Speaker 2: though he's black, is just less. He's less. And then
Speaker 2: if I need another less, rais. But if I need
Speaker 2: another less and he's white, that's gonna be white less
Speaker 2: it's gonna be less and white less. Let me ask
Speaker 2: you a question. Is the in your group is the
Speaker 2: black guy less? Yes, that's racist. No, his name is less.
Speaker 2: His name is less. Oh, you kept I'm sorry you
Speaker 2: said it the wrong way. I'm sorry you. That didn't
Speaker 2: sound right the way you said it. Is he getting
Speaker 2: the small room people, No, he's not coming, he's he
Speaker 2: didn't sign up for this trip quite a minute. So
Speaker 2: the Indian guy and the black guy weren't invited. But
Speaker 2: they were invited. That room was invited. Nobody I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2: It was a bad time of year. You're not coming.
Speaker 2: There's no way I would have if I didn't get
Speaker 2: the small room. Allough, If it's a big enough discount,
Speaker 2: I'll take it. Get out of here. Why wouldn't I
Speaker 2: come this time of year? I got I'm not working,
Speaker 2: I'm available. You're gonna you're gonna pay No six guys,
Speaker 2: the guy that argues over dollars six is going to
Speaker 2: shell out money to join us on a trip. Yes,
Speaker 2: i'll go. I'll go on a three thousand dollars trip.
Speaker 2: If I'm getting three thousand dollars. I think I told you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I told you once before, why I don't bring you
Speaker 2: into my fold, and that is because reasons. That's because
Speaker 2: I know my friends when it comes to tipping. First
Speaker 2: of all, when they come to tipping, they round up,
Speaker 2: way up. They split everything you like one hundred, whether
Speaker 2: how much you eat, no matter how much you eat
Speaker 2: or drink, or how little you gonna drink. Out of
Speaker 2: these people, of course you don't. The feeling is and
Speaker 2: by the way, the feeling is mutual. Good. I think
Speaker 2: you should go away with five or six friends who
Speaker 2: believe in splitting it the right way, and this way
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be singled out. Go with six guys who
Speaker 2: don't drink and smoke cigars and have and have one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars glasses of scotch. Go with a bunch of
Speaker 2: people like me, you know, uh me, Scottie b greg t.
Speaker 2: You know, people who like moderates, that's all, people who
Speaker 2: like spend moderately. You could do that, but you don't
Speaker 2: want to do that because you want to drink all
Speaker 2: and you know, and eat like a pig and make
Speaker 2: everybody else pay for it. I don't want to eat
Speaker 2: like a pig. I don't necessarily want to eat like
Speaker 2: a pig. Okay, but you want to appetizes for the whole table.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I like to taste. I like to taste different things.
Speaker 2: Then I gotta pay for Brussels sprouts. I don't want
Speaker 2: to pay for Brussels sprouts. But you should talk about
Speaker 2: eating Brussels sprouts. They're healthy for you. This is why
Speaker 2: you don't fvite me. I don't eant brussel sprouts. I
Speaker 2: get it. See, at some point, you're gonna turn a
Speaker 2: corner and be like, you know what, I missed out
Speaker 2: on all those green vegetables all those years. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try this and this and that, and then you may
Speaker 2: like a couple of them. I'm just saying I had
Speaker 2: pepper steak to other day with the essence of green
Speaker 2: pepper on the steak. Essence. I didn't eat the green pepper,
Speaker 2: but I had the essence. The flavoring on the steak
Speaker 2: was green pepper esque. I had that, So that counts.
Speaker 2: If you are don't mind the taste, then why don't
Speaker 2: you just eat the pepper? Is that? Is that your
Speaker 2: line for the ladies. You're not gonna answer me. You're
Speaker 2: gonna get me straight an answer. No, because I don't
Speaker 2: like the the over I like essence. I don't like
Speaker 2: the whole taste. I like a little bit on the steak.
Speaker 2: It seasons the meat with you know, with the sauce
Speaker 2: that's on it. I don't like I like a red pepper.
Speaker 2: I'll eat a yellow and an orange pepper. I don't
Speaker 2: like the green pepper. We've had this conversation. It's crazy
Speaker 2: because they're all they all taste differently. Yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 2: all right, fine, you uh you want to hear about
Speaker 2: the experience I had it to college football game this weekend,
Speaker 2: boss me posting a picture on Instagram, Right yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: right after this, all right.
Speaker 6: And Brody.
Speaker 2: So went to my daughter's school, you know, she's a cheerleader,
Speaker 2: and it was the last game of the season, and
Speaker 2: it was a it was a big game, big game,
Speaker 2: so big game so that it was a larger crowd
Speaker 2: than normal. They had to put extra bleachers in and
Speaker 2: there were extra porta potties everywhere. And it's not a
Speaker 2: big football school, so they really only have like one
Speaker 2: section of bleachers for the home team. It's about five
Speaker 2: rows up and it's the whole length of the field,
Speaker 2: so it's not like you're going to like a Big
Speaker 2: ten school. It's not a college football school. They have
Speaker 2: a good team, good cheerleading team, of course. And where
Speaker 2: the bleachers are. You enter from the side and there's
Speaker 2: a walkway and a railing in front of the bleachers,
Speaker 2: So like if you're coming in and go to your seat,
Speaker 2: you walk in front of all the bleachers. So as
Speaker 2: you walk by people, you're blocking the first row, second row,
Speaker 2: third row, but you walk, you keep going. Well, there
Speaker 2: were so many people at this game who were sold
Speaker 2: out that some people were standing at the railing watching
Speaker 2: the game. Now I sit my wife and I sit
Speaker 2: at like the ten or fifteen yard line, because that's
Speaker 2: where the cheerleaders cheer. We're not really there for the
Speaker 2: football game. We watched the game, but once the cheerleaders
Speaker 2: start doing their routines, obviously I'm gonna watch my daughter
Speaker 2: and her friends cheer, if that makes sense, right, Yes, Okay,
Speaker 2: So we're in the third quarter of the game, and
Speaker 2: now more people are coming in and they're standing against
Speaker 2: the railing, against the fence that separates the bleachers from
Speaker 2: falling down thirty feet to where the field is because
Speaker 2: the bleachers are raised up and so these people are
Speaker 2: on the railing, leaning down, looking over at the cheerleaders,
Speaker 2: watching the game. So at this point, they're only about
Speaker 2: four people standing in our area, on the ten yard
Speaker 2: line fifteen yard line area. And so there's a big
Speaker 2: guy in the row in front of me, real big dude,
Speaker 2: and an old man next to me, and a woman
Speaker 2: in front of me, and I'm pretty sure they're all
Speaker 2: related to the cheer team because they're sitting there and
Speaker 2: they're watching the cheer team. So this big dude stands
Speaker 2: at the railing and I mean big, he's heavy, he's fat,
Speaker 2: fat guy, and nobody's asking to move, but but he's
Speaker 2: like mumbling to themselves. They can't see the cheer team
Speaker 2: because he's standing right and away. So I excuse me,
Speaker 2: excuse me, hey down in front, and nobody else is
Speaker 2: yelling but me, and I'm looking around and note and
Speaker 2: they're all looking at me like, yeah, man, go tell
Speaker 2: that guy to move, But nobody else is yelling. So
Speaker 2: I go, hey, guy, who's in the way of everybody.
Speaker 2: Now he realizes it's him, he turns around and go, yeah,
Speaker 2: you you can't stand there, Do you mind moving a
Speaker 2: little bit? I'm watching the cheer team. Now I sound
Speaker 2: like a creepy. Now you're a fucking pervert. Now everyone's like,
Speaker 2: I'm like the fus this man looking at this. I'm like,
Speaker 2: and before you get any ideas, my daughter's on the team,
Speaker 2: could you please move? So finally he moves. All right,
Speaker 2: he moved. Now ten minutes later, a large group of
Speaker 2: girls stands in front. I guess some of them. I
Speaker 2: guess the students right from the college. They're all standing
Speaker 2: blocking the cheer team. But they're all watching the game.
Speaker 2: And now there's people all like every few feet this
Speaker 2: people on the railing blocking everybody in the bleachers. So
Speaker 2: again I say, excuse me, you need to move over, please,
Speaker 2: And I say to the big guy in front of me,
Speaker 2: can you help me here? Why am I the only
Speaker 2: guy yelling you want to look at watch that your
Speaker 2: team too. He's like, you're right, man, you're right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But he figures he sees you you're the loud mouth.
Speaker 2: You're doing all the heavy lifting, so who can He
Speaker 2: gets up now, this big dude, he's like, hey, you
Speaker 2: need to move, and they all move. They move ten
Speaker 2: feet to the left. Now the people ten feet to
Speaker 2: the left of being blocked. So a couple of people,
Speaker 2: a couple of the women in that section, excuse me,
Speaker 2: we can't see the field. You need to move. And
Speaker 2: this nasty looking shorthaired girl with a stupid hat on
Speaker 2: turns around and she goes. She says, oh, yeah, when
Speaker 2: you tell every other person here to move off the railing,
Speaker 2: I'll move off the railing until you're willing to tell
Speaker 2: every single person I'm not moving. So I stand up
Speaker 2: and I say, that's not how the world works, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: We worry about you first. You're blocking them, You move,
Speaker 2: Those people aren't blocking them. The people are blocking can
Speaker 2: complain you need to move. And your hat's ugly, by
Speaker 2: the way. So everybody starts laughing. And now everybody's getting
Speaker 2: up and yelling at this girl and she's like, fuck
Speaker 2: you all, I'm not moving, and she goes back to
Speaker 2: standing at the railly. At this point, I give up
Speaker 2: because she's not blocking my cheerleaders. So I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2: Would you imagine that attitude? If you want me to move,
Speaker 2: you have to tell every single person here to move. No,
Speaker 2: you're the one in the way. Shit attitude, Oh major attitude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you an't mean to man can't anything. Yeah, how do
Speaker 2: you not even like notice you're blocking people? They're all
Speaker 2: sitting on bleachers and you're standing up taller than the
Speaker 2: first four rows and you just stand there. It's inconsiderate.
Speaker 2: But that's not my best story. I have two porter
Speaker 2: potty stories. Two. God, I would hope to answer there
Speaker 2: would be you'd had zero because I avoid them at
Speaker 2: all costs. You've gone into porta pot porta potties before? Yeah, like, like,
Speaker 2: I have never been into a handicapped stall porter partty before,
Speaker 2: So it's huge. It's it's like a one bedroom apartment
Speaker 2: in Manhattan, but it was the only one available where
Speaker 2: we were. We had like a we were tailgating in
Speaker 2: the parking lot. So I go in and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: post this picture, but I promise I'll blur it out.
Speaker 2: So when you go to at David Brody on Instagram,
Speaker 2: you'll see it scary. What kind of things have you
Speaker 2: seen when you look into porta potty because guys are peeing,
Speaker 2: you have to look down make sure you're peeing in
Speaker 2: the porter potty? What have you seen besides pee and poop? Anything? Odd? Never? Nothing? Ever? No,
Speaker 2: Sometimes you see it like a Red Solo Cup. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe I guess I don't go it. I have to
Speaker 2: be honest, I can't remember last time I went into one.
Speaker 2: You're telling me you've been too sporting events and and
Speaker 2: and his porta potties or concerts and you just don't go.
Speaker 2: I might have been. I might have been into one
Speaker 2: porter party or two porta parties in my life and
Speaker 2: they weren't in it in the recent past. Trying to
Speaker 2: remember them. Okay, so this is a talkback moment. And
Speaker 2: by the way, we come back from Thanksgiving, uh right,
Speaker 2: we're gonna officially launch the Slice Time podcast. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be Oh well, you just gave away the name.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, time we've called it. We've named it slice Time.
Speaker 2: That was very unful. By the way, time, it's your time.
Speaker 2: So it's Slice Time, Slice Time, and they'll be it
Speaker 2: will eventually be a Jingles being produced. It'll be a
Speaker 2: companion podcast to this podcast. We'll find it on this
Speaker 2: channel yep, and where all we'll do is go over
Speaker 2: your talkbacks. But that won't be starting. We are going
Speaker 2: to do talkbacks next here on this podcast, right, but
Speaker 2: then when we come back after Thanksgiving, it will be
Speaker 2: a separate thing, and we'll be able to put more
Speaker 2: more talkbacks together, correct, because they're enjoying it so much,
Speaker 2: so it'll be it'll be a companion podcast. Dead it
Speaker 2: hated just to you the slice because it's Slice time, right,
Speaker 2: And I have a few people working on the logos
Speaker 2: and hopefully it along, you know different, It can evolve
Speaker 2: into other things. Maybe we could play longer pieces of
Speaker 2: audio if you send them in other ways we see, well,
Speaker 2: it has a lot of potential anyway, So I needs
Speaker 2: your thoughts on this on first of all, what have
Speaker 2: you seen in a porter partty that shouldn't be there?
Speaker 2: And second of all, explain this one to me in
Speaker 2: the port party right, floating at the top or at
Speaker 2: least on the top of the water, but submerged like
Speaker 2: you know, you could see it was a pair of
Speaker 2: jeans that someone had then pooped on top of it. Man,
Speaker 2: Come on, no, no, My point is hold on. The
Speaker 2: point is about the jeans. What happened that somebody took
Speaker 2: their jeans off in the porta partty and threw them
Speaker 2: into the porta potty? And then how did they get
Speaker 2: out of the porta partty without pants? Did somebody bring
Speaker 2: them other pants? What happened that there's jeans in the
Speaker 2: porter partty? So number one, what have you seen or
Speaker 2: thrown in the porta party? There shouldn't have been there,
Speaker 2: not as a goof, but out of necessity? And two
Speaker 2: have you had to take your pants off and throw
Speaker 2: them away right away? Scary? What? What? How did they
Speaker 2: get away from that? How do you walk out of
Speaker 2: the porta partty with no pants? Ah?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: And where was this?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 2: A concert? Or what was this it was?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Have you moved on to a different college football game
Speaker 2: at a college the porter partty? A pair of jeans
Speaker 2: at the in the in the water? Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that got there unless somebody changed
Speaker 2: their clothes. That a change of clothes, and then they
Speaker 2: took the jeans off and threw them down into the
Speaker 2: porta partty. I mean not, They would have to have
Speaker 2: had a change of clothes. They wouldn't walk out of
Speaker 2: a porta potty pantsless. People would have noticed that, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. So where did the extra pants come from?
Speaker 2: Did somebody run back to the dorm and get them
Speaker 2: a pair of pants? Maybe they carried it with them
Speaker 2: you're allowed to bring handbags and backpacks into the game, right,
Speaker 2: I guess, But who goes with extra pants anticipating? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Listen, we've seen weird things before
Speaker 2: in porter potties. Yeah, but a pair of par jeans?
Speaker 2: Pair of jeans. See now, if I saw that I
Speaker 2: walked in, I saw that I would walk right back out.
Speaker 2: I love the fact. I love the fact that somebody
Speaker 2: just took a dump on top top of them. Somebody
Speaker 2: actually saw them, they noticed that they were there and said,
Speaker 2: I don't care, I'm fucking unleashing this crap anyway, And
Speaker 2: they just they just took a dump on top of
Speaker 2: these jeans. That's fucking gross. Look what if it was
Speaker 2: the same person here I just sent you to pick
Speaker 2: you Look at your phone. Oh wait, you took a
Speaker 2: picture of this.
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: How else? When I posted on Instagram, genius, I don't
Speaker 2: want to see this, and yet you're opening it. It's
Speaker 2: like a train wreck. You email it or you text it.
Speaker 2: I texted it. Why am I gonna email to you
Speaker 2: when we're doing a live podcast. Has it come through?
Speaker 2: I don't know? You should have it any second? What
Speaker 2: do you mean has it come through. Hasn't come through.
Speaker 2: Hold on check now, okay, it still hasn't come through.
Speaker 2: Great android, you have there, Brody. No, I just had.
Speaker 2: I hadn't sent it before. I didn't. I didn't hear it. Okay,
Speaker 2: take a look. Oh god, And then there's a giant,
Speaker 2: steaming pile of crap.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: I didn't need to see this, dude, I just had
Speaker 2: it was you clicked on it. I just had industry pizza.
Speaker 2: Why are you name dropping a pizza place? What industry
Speaker 2: is the number one pizza in New York? They just
Speaker 2: can't industry industry from Williamsburg. They did just at the
Speaker 2: number one pizza places, two thousand pizza places in New York.
Speaker 2: On the part of it all apostrophe industry because you
Speaker 2: don't get out often. I know what the best pizza is. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's in Williamsburg. But the brand new one just opened
Speaker 2: up in on Christopher Street in the village, and the
Speaker 2: line was out the door around the block. And my
Speaker 2: buddy's like, dude, I'm tenth in line. I'm it's eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: They opened up at noon. So on my way back home,
Speaker 2: my way home today, I stopped and I met him
Speaker 2: for pizza. He was just paying at the perfect time, like, yes,
Speaker 2: I got out. The whole line went right to the front,
Speaker 2: and we enjoyed some uh, you know, some pizza. We
Speaker 2: had the people too, all right, And how was it?
Speaker 2: It was? It was fucking great. What's the best pizza
Speaker 2: in New York? Think I've had the one in Williamsburg
Speaker 2: before the original. I think it's I think it's better.
Speaker 2: Is it the best pizza in New York? Is it
Speaker 2: better than gas station Pizza's down close? It's it's damn.
Speaker 2: I'll say it's top five in New York. And we
Speaker 2: had the We had the the the fig and bacon
Speaker 2: regatta with Mike's hot honey on it. That's a yeah,
Speaker 2: fige fig and I would do that. That's called like
Speaker 2: the fig and the pig, fig and bacon. And then
Speaker 2: and then you got it sounds like you and Robin
Speaker 2: out on the date. You're an asshole. Sorry. And then
Speaker 2: then there's the market. The margarita is what they're known for.
Speaker 2: So one thing that they uh, they just started offering
Speaker 2: was a vodka slice, but for some reason, they weren't
Speaker 2: offering it today. So I was kind of bummed about
Speaker 2: that because I wanted to taste their take on vodka,
Speaker 2: the vodka slice. Anyway, their pizza is amazing. Look at
Speaker 2: how it was the pricing on it, like five six
Speaker 2: bucks for a slice. L apostrophe industry with an I
Speaker 2: E I N D R and I'm sorry, I N
Speaker 2: D U S t R I E. And then look
Speaker 2: at the one in Williamsburg. Look at pictures, guys, your slices.
Speaker 2: You'll Sali, I saw it on your Instagram. Is a pizza.
Speaker 2: It looks good. Talk about Brooklyn and dust drill industry. Hey,
Speaker 2: uh uh, we're about to do talk backs coming up? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well we have an interview. Oh, we've got a bonus time.
Speaker 2: We have bonus time today. I just want to come up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have an interview coming up.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be interviewing a good friend of mine who's
Speaker 2: a comedian and a song parody writer. I got it, yep,
Speaker 2: Eric Schwartz, Yes, uh Eric, uh with a c uh.
Speaker 2: He and I met and I'll tell the story later,
Speaker 2: but we met because we had to fight over a parody,
Speaker 2: over a Honnica parody, and we've been friends ever since.
Speaker 2: And he's got a he's got a comedy special coming out.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk to him in a little while.
Speaker 2: But no, but hold on, we're not going to make
Speaker 2: that as part of this podcast. It's going to be
Speaker 2: issued on Monday morning as its own companion podcast. Oh
Speaker 2: that's right, right, right, I forgot, Yeah, yeah, but we're
Speaker 2: gonna be anyway. We're gonna talk later today. Yes, we're
Speaker 2: recording in like an hour and a half. We're gonna
Speaker 2: talking to him. Uh. And I, from what I understand,
Speaker 2: he recorded a special uh song for us. I gave
Speaker 2: him some notes and some ideas, and he does he
Speaker 2: does improve hip hop and stuff. So that's gonna be
Speaker 2: a special interview episode next week and you'll hear how
Speaker 2: we met and he's very very fun. Listen and listen
Speaker 2: to that, and just know that that is even though
Speaker 2: there's no Brooklyn Boys next week, that will be a
Speaker 2: nice little companion standalone bonus for you to chew on, yes,
Speaker 2: while you're ravenous during the Thanksgiving week for more particular,
Speaker 2: enjoy it. And I think he's filming it, which that
Speaker 2: he's going to release the video for on his social
Speaker 2: media at some point. So yeah, don't miss that episode
Speaker 2: that we released during Thanksgiving week of us in doing
Speaker 2: Eric Schwartz. Look him up on YouTube. He's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 8: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh now, now here to come talkbacks. Yes, hold on.
Speaker 2: I wanted to just tell you I got my box
Speaker 2: a love Corn. I told you that. Then I got
Speaker 2: the box in the mail. Oh yeah, Oh, don't give
Speaker 2: me the finger. Yeah, no, that's great. I didn't get mine.
Speaker 2: I got the cheesy, I got the spicy, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got them all. I got the salt vinegar. No, shout
Speaker 2: out to Lovecorn. Thank you for my box of love corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's also because Scary mentioned it on the air.
Speaker 2: That was very nice of you, Scary, Missy, Thanks Missy.
Speaker 2: Shout out Missy from Love Corn. I appreciate my gift,
Speaker 2: and I think she may may be trying to get
Speaker 2: in touch with me to send me some as well. Well.
Speaker 2: I did tell her when I thanked her for the
Speaker 2: box arriving this week, I said, you really should send
Speaker 2: Scary a box. He's not mentioned it. I'm not not jealous.
Speaker 2: I'm not jealous. It's okay. I believe me. You think
Speaker 2: I need more food in this body? I mean, look
Speaker 2: at this No you don't. Is it Slice Time scary? Unofficially,
Speaker 2: this is a Slice Time. It's Slice Time, slices it.
Speaker 2: This is your time to fire back, talk about what
Speaker 2: we've been commenting on. Comment on what we've been talking about.
Speaker 2: All right, so right, and when you comment on this episode,
Speaker 2: that will be the official first Slice Time episode, which
Speaker 2: will air after Thanksgiving. Correct, all right, So here we go.
Speaker 2: This is commenting on episode number two seventy six, scary
Speaker 2: you look so young.
Speaker 9: Height, runny and scary bread umpson hair from Iowa. This
Speaker 9: was in the episode two seventy six.
Speaker 2: Talking about your beards.
Speaker 9: I recently had a conversation with a fellow teacher about
Speaker 9: our beards. I commented it in the hallway on how
Speaker 9: awesome it looks and our colors and how long we've
Speaker 9: been growing it, and a fun conversation. Every now again
Speaker 9: complimental Beard.
Speaker 2: A beard bonding, Beard bonding. Hey. Fred, the mailman from
Speaker 2: the Big Fan of the Elvis, during morning show on
Speaker 2: this podcast, posted a picture of him talking a worse
Speaker 2: cist Anthony at comparing Beard. I saw that thing appear
Speaker 2: cognito Fred in cog Fred. That's right, Beard buddies.
Speaker 7: This is Alan from Alabama. All right, all right, boujie boys, Kiri,
Speaker 7: I have a situation today. I prepaid forty dollars for
Speaker 7: gas and the total came out to you thirty nine seventy.
Speaker 7: How much would it take for you to go back
Speaker 7: to get your money? Also, Brody, would you go back
Speaker 7: if the total came out to thirty nine ninety nine? Also? Yes,
Speaker 7: I did get my thirty cents back? Yeah, teg Brodie,
Speaker 7: Scary Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously because uh, I don't vote for that at all.
Speaker 2: I'm the opposite of that. Scary would throw the thirty
Speaker 2: cents right to garbage. You didn't care. Oh, I would
Speaker 2: not ask for a penny, but I would probably mention
Speaker 2: the thirty cents. No, I would on principle if it's
Speaker 2: forty bucks. If I give him forty done, see you
Speaker 2: later about keep it the hell?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: There are you?
Speaker 2: Then it? Bridgs?
Speaker 6: You you know, brought it about that guy and that
Speaker 6: Bacon parking lot you're talking about.
Speaker 2: He could have been doing any number of things. He
Speaker 2: could have been reading the Bible. Maybe he was meditating me.
Speaker 2: You don't know. You're always assuming the worst.
Speaker 6: That'd be like me assuming that when Scary gets together
Speaker 6: with his little buddies and they're underm further you fulness
Speaker 6: convention and sleepover.
Speaker 10: They immediately going into a circle jerk. Oh, it's true,
Speaker 10: that's what they do. And by the way, I had
Speaker 10: a great time upstate. Shout out to uh Drowned what
Speaker 10: is this Drowned Lands Brewery in the middle of nowhere, Warwick,
Speaker 10: Warwick Valley, New York.
Speaker 2: We had a great time that Saturday afternoon. But all right,
Speaker 2: there was nothing to do after that, so we went
Speaker 2: back to my buddy's place, ate barbecue and smoked spot
Speaker 2: and then I and I thought, I was that's a
Speaker 2: whole other story for another podcast. Which podcast, well, well
Speaker 2: for another episode, because we have we're running out of time.
Speaker 2: Tell you to tell you what happened to be Saturday night.
Speaker 2: I should not be eating edibles and mixing things because
Speaker 2: some weird shit happens to me. But they had to
Speaker 2: put me aside.
Speaker 6: You see, it would be wrong for me to assume
Speaker 6: that because I don't have the evidence right in front
Speaker 6: of me, So I don't go with them in.
Speaker 2: Just mind your own business.
Speaker 6: Anyways, I'm pretty sure Scary doesn't get together with his
Speaker 6: friends and spend the whole that trickle drinking. You know,
Speaker 6: they probably go individually, one at a time in their
Speaker 6: own private place, in the bathroom or whatever, in the shower,
Speaker 6: get a little lotion on there, and that's probably what
Speaker 6: keeps them young.
Speaker 2: It all keeps the blood flowing there, right, he knows
Speaker 2: from experience.
Speaker 7: This guy, Hey, Brody and scary, Scary and Brody.
Speaker 11: This is Kristen from Huntsville, Alabama, one of your slices
Speaker 11: for Life.
Speaker 7: Hoping you can give.
Speaker 11: A big shout out to Veterans Yoga Project dot org
Speaker 11: or a national nonprofit. We provide free yoga classes across
Speaker 11: the country and online for veterans. They're family members and caregivers,
Speaker 11: and we're doing our annual fundraising campaign Veterans Gratitude Week.
Speaker 11: So i'd love your help to get the word out
Speaker 11: about Veterans Yoga Project.
Speaker 7: And our fundraising efforts.
Speaker 2: You just did, congratulations. You know what I promised her
Speaker 2: that I would do that last week and I forgot. Oh, Brony,
Speaker 2: you're bad, bad, bad boy. No, no, no, it's my fault.
Speaker 2: So again I'm just gonna mention what she mentioned. The
Speaker 2: Veterans Yoga Project. You can just google Veterans Yoga project.
Speaker 2: But it's a great cause to help veterans and it's
Speaker 2: there's support resiliency among our veterans, military families and communities.
Speaker 2: VYP Veterans Yoga Project. Look that up and thank you, Kristin.
Speaker 2: I apologize for begetting last week Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 8: This is Dana from Atlanta. I was listening to the
Speaker 8: episode were Scary Young? And I was going to say
Speaker 8: the reason that Scary looks young because he has a
Speaker 8: less stressful job than your normal person. You're getting up early,
Speaker 8: might be a little stressful, but you get to laugh
Speaker 8: at goof and you don't have to worry about all
Speaker 8: kinds of legal things stuff like that.
Speaker 12: So I think the reason is that right?
Speaker 2: Fair enough? Oh, that scary job is pretty stressful in
Speaker 2: addition to the fun part.
Speaker 4: Here from South Jersey, and it's always Brodie and Scary Scary.
Speaker 4: I will have to tell you that, yes, Brodie's ramps won,
Speaker 4: but Brody provides us with that sense of entertainment and
Speaker 4: nuance to the podcast. He always has something fresh for us,
Speaker 4: like you or all we know is you sit.
Speaker 9: Around pools, but your party favors and.
Speaker 2: What okay, then your sparkling bottles.
Speaker 8: It's DJ again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so all we know that Scary does is, you know,
Speaker 4: go to bougie high rises and loves to sit around
Speaker 4: in pools with.
Speaker 2: His You know, you don't have to go time again.
Speaker 4: But Brody's out there living in having these difficult encounters
Speaker 4: like two hour hospital vis.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Did he run out again? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: I appreciate the support. I'm out there fighting a good
Speaker 2: fight for all of you.
Speaker 3: Hey b boys.
Speaker 13: Christy from Saddlebrook, Scary, I agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 13: I'm on a girl's weekend right now down an LBI
Speaker 13: with my crew from high school, and three of the girls,
Speaker 13: including myself, are childless, looking a lot younger than the
Speaker 13: girls with kids. Ah, but Scary even though you don't
Speaker 13: look a day over forty eight, he looks great. But
Speaker 13: have some cosmetic work done recently.
Speaker 2: I did. Last November, I had some botox which was temporary.
Speaker 2: It was gone by January. Mid January.
Speaker 14: Myself, I do, Yeah, myself. I do appreciate another man
Speaker 14: with a nice beard, and I have gone up to
Speaker 14: people and been like, dude, nice beard, and we talked
Speaker 14: about products. You know, you gotta use beard shampoo, beard conditioner,
Speaker 14: beard oil balms, you know, if you really wanted to
Speaker 14: make it look good. I wasn't able to grow a
Speaker 14: beard for a long time, and then I got a
Speaker 14: beard growth product stuff, and now I have a beautiful beard.
Speaker 14: And yes, there's nothing wrong with appreciating a good beard
Speaker 14: on somebody else. Mike here again, I just want to say,
Speaker 14: I enjoy you guys a lot. I love the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 14: I listen to every episode of Soon as it comes
Speaker 14: out in order. Brodie is scary for sure, always and
Speaker 14: just to illiterate again or whatever. Don't judge me on
Speaker 14: my grandma, my spelling, or never judging you.
Speaker 2: No, don't worry.
Speaker 14: There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good beard.
Speaker 2: I would say that I have a great day. Thank
Speaker 2: you a couple more. What's up, fellas.
Speaker 5: It's Vinnie from Brooklyn. I just want to say I
Speaker 5: usually don't agree with Brodie, but boa fuck epic man.
Speaker 5: That was fucked up. They don't know what the fuck
Speaker 5: they're doing there. That was some fucked up shit. And
Speaker 5: fuck that nurse for fucking shutting off the lights and
Speaker 5: not giving you a privacy. I thank you, thank you
Speaker 5: too much, but this was fucking funny and then this was.
Speaker 2: And this was. You're out of time for that one. Okay,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, wait a minute. First of all, Benny
Speaker 2: for Brooklyn, I feel like you should, we should be
Speaker 2: on the same team on everything. I mean, I'm from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Come on, sorry, I'll turn it down for you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Hey, be scary Jamie from Queen's here, scary, be honest.
Speaker 12: The reasons why you look so young is because there's
Speaker 12: either a Dorian Gray like picture of you sighting somewhere
Speaker 12: in Brooklyn or on one of these bougie vacations, you
Speaker 12: were sitting in a hot tub of some expensive champagne
Speaker 12: and you got some spa treatment of some you know,
Speaker 12: five point two million dollar anti age and Queen put
Speaker 12: on your face.
Speaker 3: Okay, be honest, man, Come on.
Speaker 2: Don't lie to Jamie from Queen's Okay. When one morning,
Speaker 2: then we gotta broke, we gotta bust. Here we go,
Speaker 2: last one, then we gotta go.
Speaker 15: Okay, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from m J. Brody scary,
Speaker 15: scary Brody. Good idea about the separate podcast. You have
Speaker 15: to feature one Valvez Okay, Maryland from Omaha. I think
Speaker 15: Jamie from Queen from One Velds. I don't know what
Speaker 15: happened to him. He wasn't on the other episodes. I
Speaker 15: think two of them missed. Oh the tractor trailer guy,
Speaker 15: which I keep saying tractor trailer but it's not.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you, well, thanks for your feedback. All right,
Speaker 2: we have Thanksgiving everybody. Wow, you're running out of here, Brody.
Speaker 2: I gotta talking about the Marvels. Okay, you're gonna do that, Brody,
Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Thanks saving me,
Speaker 2: you scary man. He's oh, he already cut out on
Speaker 2: me that fast slices. I'm still here and Brody's already
Speaker 2: left the screen and shut down his microphone. Never forget,
Speaker 2: never forget slices. I'm here till the very bitter end.
Speaker 2: Every single time after Brody's signed off, he's leaving me
Speaker 2: for another podcast. You know what, fuck it, I'm keeping going.
Speaker 2: He left me. He put me on a heart out
Speaker 2: at it's three o'clock on Wednesday when we're recording this,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I gotta go, I gotta go. And
Speaker 2: and so now he's ditched us for some other podcast
Speaker 2: where he's a guest. Okay, let that be known Okay,
Speaker 2: see where David Brody's priorities are. Okay, well, he just
Speaker 2: showed his hand, didn't he. Slices terrible? Let him have it.
Speaker 2: Let him have it for just like cutting out on
Speaker 2: all of us. That's like planning two dates going out
Speaker 2: with your girlfriend and you're hanging out, and then you
Speaker 2: leave your girlfriend abruptly to hang out with some new girl.
Speaker 2: That's what Brody just did to us. Just now let
Speaker 2: the record show slices. Okay, I'm done, have a very
Speaker 2: happy Thanksgiving, and we'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: From the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Scary and Brody