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Speaker 1: It's a French shooting everybody. We're just talking off the

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Speaker 1: air about how Michael mechanic. Yeah, it's very generous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he owns his own car repair center, yeah center. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was like Carmas. Yeah, but I don't know, it's

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Speaker 1: trying to make it sound really fancy because he's a

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Speaker 1: fancy guy car repair center center. Yeah. And apparently he's

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Speaker 1: very generous with his customers and it will extend various

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Speaker 1: forms of payment plans. Yeah, aka, you don't always have

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Speaker 1: to pay on time more ever, right apparently, which is

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Speaker 1: very very kind of him. People take advantage. But I'm

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Speaker 1: about to be out here knocking on doors to get

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Speaker 1: this money. That's the thing. I think Klan or somebody

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Speaker 1: recommended you. Maybe maybe you should become the collections agency

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Speaker 1: for the I think were Mike, the mechanics were car

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Speaker 1: repair center. Do it, I'll do it. Probably. It was

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Speaker 1: like you should call him, and I call him, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna show up at your house. Yeah, you ain't playing

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Speaker 1: with my home. Yeah, Now, how would you do it like, so,

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Speaker 1: let's say that I'm a delinquent. No, I have a

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Speaker 1: delinquent bill. Yeah, And I went to the car repair center.

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Speaker 1: I went to Mike the Mechanics car repair center, and

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Speaker 1: I had my car fixed. I was like Mike, I

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Speaker 1: don't have it right now, and he was like, I

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Speaker 1: like you, Fred, it's fine. We'll put you on a

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Speaker 1: payment plan. You owe me. You owe me one hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars a week. And I'm okay. I hadn't come for

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks with my hundred dollars. So what's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen next? The story sounds all too real. Um,

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Speaker 1: I would be the car repair center side right, yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you show up. You wouldn't call first, No, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, because you gotta like the artist surprise. If

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Speaker 1: I would, I would hide right Exactly, I gets away

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Speaker 1: for a little bit, like I know, you gotta like

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Speaker 1: like like a bulletproof vest. It says like something that's

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Speaker 1: but they don't mean anything. I don't think. No, they're

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Speaker 1: it holds no power. I have a bulletproof vest on

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Speaker 1: just because you know. And I roll up and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: with no guns my house up. Just rolled up on

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Speaker 1: my door, and I know, I wonder who's at my door? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I answer it and there's Jason right before me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I jumped out of my black out tahoe like Dog

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Speaker 1: the Bundy Hunter, and I run up there. What would

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Speaker 1: you say to men on the door? I'm like, your

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Speaker 1: bill is dude bits. You would say that give me

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Speaker 1: my money? You would say it just like yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean say that the door. I watched so much dogs

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Speaker 1: run me my coin, O, me and my car gonna

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Speaker 1: stay here. No, no, I'm gonna take your car. You

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Speaker 1: probably we hop out and put a boot on a car.

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Speaker 1: Why you at the door, Yeah, you got a better

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Speaker 1: chance of being Jason from Kissam's like, hey, you want

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Speaker 1: tickets for a small site. He's one hundred dollars for

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Speaker 1: these tickets, right exactly. Yeah, you get on like a

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Speaker 1: conference room together. I would watch watch this on you

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Speaker 1: on YouTube or TikTok the t I would watch this like,

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Speaker 1: you want tickets to our sound studio, like go on, Hunter,

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Speaker 1: wait and then what would happen? You want ticket, get

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Speaker 1: them all in the room, and I be before you leave.

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Speaker 1: You didn't give me your hundred dollars for this week?

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Speaker 1: Something like that. No, the police in Washington, the Washington

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Speaker 1: Redskins were like going to the playoffs and they sent

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Speaker 1: free tickets to everybody had like a crime against you

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Speaker 1: so everyone came for the free ticket but got arrested.

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Speaker 1: So you're numb. We could do that. It's too nice.

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Speaker 1: Everybody would just have free tickets plus one hundred dollars,

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Speaker 1: be like that you are coming, and so says to you.

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Speaker 1: After Chicago sports teams these days, nobody would show up.

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Speaker 1: They'd be like's like, what floa did you park on?

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Speaker 1: You had Abraham block everybody. Mike's out there taking all

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Speaker 1: the parts out the analytic converters, torque converter. I'm taking

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Speaker 1: it back, not the alternative. That's a rather detailed part. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Wow, okay to your bells. That's

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Speaker 1: the PSA today, y'all. Merch. I would totally rock like

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Speaker 1: It'll come to me anyway. Good morning everyone. Hi Kalin,

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Speaker 1: Hi Jason, Hi, Hi Rufio, Hi Kiki. I am Fred

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Speaker 1: for MIKEL Mechanics car repair center where flexible payment plans

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Speaker 1: are available. Stop by, but don't forget to pay because

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Speaker 1: Jason mean Jason will come and get you right and

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Speaker 1: I get y'alled that at home. I don't need it.

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Speaker 1: People that love us the most isn't what they say

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Speaker 1: like the people who love you the most, can hurt

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Speaker 1: I got that on a Hallmark card. Onside a Hallmark card.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Alternatives Live from the Duncan Studios Chicago runs

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Speaker 1: i Heeart Radio Station. It's a good morning, everybody. Friday,

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Speaker 1: April fourteenth, The French show is I'm so glad you

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Speaker 1: are here. Beautiful day outside sulst be nice this weekend,

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Speaker 1: Rufio the weatherman Saturday. Yes, Sunday is supposed to rain,

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Speaker 1: and then the next week we're back in the fifties

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Speaker 1: and it can even snow on Monday. To stop it. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I asked hikin Hi. Jason Brown high weatherman, Rufio. Hello.

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Speaker 1: It's the role that you guys are gonna have to

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Speaker 1: split because as we know, Jason also aspires to be

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Speaker 1: a weather man. Weather is my past. Well, I will

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Speaker 1: give Jason Brown all the severe stuff, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, because he likes single am on Doppler and

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Speaker 1: of the Devil's lettuce. One Friday night during that and

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Speaker 1: I'll text you like I did Cheryl Scott during her

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Speaker 1: weather broadcast. How in all I was of her ability

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Speaker 1: from Coco? From our Well? So about that, She's like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: tell Fred that I'm not getting text I got a

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Speaker 1: Two days in the moment the record, Coco shut up?

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Speaker 1: Who works for us as a sales executive? You know,

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Speaker 1: and they flew her to New York. They flew her

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Speaker 1: b Pittman. Um. I just call him BP, That's what

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Speaker 1: I call her. He's my he's my you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're boys. We drink Costa Dragons together all the time.

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Speaker 1: That's just tequila brand. Yeah, it's fine, it's no big deal. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes he flewed me out too, but it's been a

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Speaker 1: it's been a while since he flewed me out anywhere.

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Speaker 1: In fact, it's time for him to It's time for

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Speaker 1: me to be fluted out somewhere, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where, but somewhere where, where where wealthy

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Speaker 1: people hang out is where I'd like to go with

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Speaker 1: my boy Bob Pittman. But anyway, again, can I tell

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Speaker 1: my story? So award? She want a big award? Ward, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: I can't finish a story. She wont a big award.

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Speaker 1: I texted her and then she did not respond to me.

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Speaker 1: And it's very upset. And I said some mean things

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Speaker 1: the program her sister, And so anyway, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: Like it never happens that I send someone a text

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Speaker 1: I've done that, and usually almost every time it works.

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Speaker 1: it was unmail. You could text yourself. Can you text yourself?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to face my inductions. I was so

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Speaker 1: I let her know I thought it was a very

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Speaker 1: I mean, she probably doesn't have my number anymore. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe she doesn't like me, maybe she doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But I was like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: like in the middle of this big red bubble and

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Speaker 1: Learn so much. You know, I suspected a lot of

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Speaker 1: people know this one. Okay, but if you didn't, if

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Speaker 1: you didn't, now you know, ninety nine percent of all

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Speaker 1: was sabi sold in the US is fake. What it's fake? What?

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Speaker 1: Plenty of people like to enjoy some sabi with their sushi.

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Speaker 1: Where am I going tonight? I'm going to something. Oh

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Speaker 1: tell me some PR person hit me up for this,

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Speaker 1: I say, some it's my friend Kara. I shouldn't say

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Speaker 1: actually AI. He said he felt a bit cheated, a

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Speaker 1: bit cheated that he had been cybernetically catfished. That's a

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Speaker 1: new word cybernetically used that today in this sentence. So

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Speaker 1: he was one of many fans of Claudia, an alleged

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Speaker 1: Reddit girl who became a fixture on the platform by

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Speaker 1: sharing glamorous selfies. One risk ay pick, which has since

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Speaker 1: been deleted, showed the web girl in the nude with

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Speaker 1: a caption what do you think about my body? That

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Speaker 1: may have been the first clue he said, Claudia, you're

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Speaker 1: pretty sexy and perfect. Unfortunately, the girl of his dreams

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Speaker 1: was in fact a deep fake. She'd been created by

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Speaker 1: two computer science students who concocted the avatar as a

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Speaker 1: goof to see if you can fool people with AI pictures.

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Speaker 1: They'd reportly been inspired after encountering a post from a

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Speaker 1: readitor who claimed to earn five hundred dollars from catfishing

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Speaker 1: victims online. So there, Uh, you gotta be careful these

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Speaker 1: days on these apps, man, I don't know. I feel

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Speaker 1: like we're trying to get tricked at every turn. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's i'm you know, you get text messages. We've

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Speaker 1: talked about that yesterday. That's the scam. Now we've got

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Speaker 1: fake AI women and women. Some women are offended by

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Speaker 1: the fact that, like, if you're on the dating apps,

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Speaker 1: I try and get proof of life pretty quickly. Like

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Speaker 1: I try and get to the point, can I see

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Speaker 1: an Instagram, can I, you know, to hold up my

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Speaker 1: famous hold up three pictures hold up three fingers. I

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Speaker 1: mean they're like and some people are offended. And I

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Speaker 1: hate to say this, but there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: fake Asian women on these apps too. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: but they tend to pick I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: because the pictures are harder to trace or whatever, but

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Speaker 1: on like Hinge for example, or Bumble, there tend to

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Speaker 1: be And so if you do match with certain you know,

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Speaker 1: people of certain ethnicities, then I'm so I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: a little more cautious. And sometimes these people have been like,

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Speaker 1: you know, what is it with you guys in the

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Speaker 1: cat fishing? It's like because a lot of these people

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Speaker 1: are not real. Um, and who knows, maybe I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to Maybe i'd maybe I'd be better off in an

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Speaker 1: AI relationship. Do you think no, I need I need

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Speaker 1: the real thing? Though, yeah, I need the real thing.

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Speaker 1: You deserve the real thing. I'd probably still get yelled

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Speaker 1: at by an AI girl friend. Now, yeah, girlfriend, be

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Speaker 1: like Fresley Hollo I turned his computer off, will get

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Speaker 1: still getting yelled here? You're not real? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: A thousand bucks paying some bills. New waiting by the

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Speaker 1: phone heartwarming in fact, after brand new post below