Speaker 1: Oh you feeling.
Speaker 2: This is our production of iHeart Laudio and Overtones Media.
Speaker 3: Chill out, dude, Hello.
Speaker 1: Jack, I'm outside. What of your apartments?
Speaker 4: At your door?
Speaker 3: What do you do to the front door?
Speaker 5: I want to play a game.
Speaker 3: Wait, decide you know you're not Wait what?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Can I help you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is this Jessica called Moorgan floor?
Speaker 4: Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm bossing so hard right now.
Speaker 1: I was scratching some random's door. But also he's a
Speaker 1: very handsome brandom. Oh I'm sorry, BB. The ten was
Speaker 1: the worst. Okay, I'm literally gonna beee my family.
Speaker 5: Oh go go peepp Bruney, No, you little perve. Sorry, No,
Speaker 5: he doesn't understand boundaries. He is bringing shame to my family.
Speaker 3: A damn dog. So I thought I told you I
Speaker 3: had a UTI?
Speaker 1: Yeah what just again?
Speaker 3: Oh I know, it turns out I don't.
Speaker 5: I'm just anxious about having to peece so I pee
Speaker 5: all the time, and now I need to retrain my bladder.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sure that you're fine, but you are crazy.
Speaker 3: But what if it is a uti?
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm probably fine, but yeah, so I already got started.
Speaker 6: Oh the movers are coming when tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Okay, but the bedrooms down, the bathroom stone. We just
Speaker 5: need to throw the rest in boxes and then I
Speaker 5: want to cook for you. I got this like really
Speaker 5: good funky orange wine and sweet potatoes, and I accidentally
Speaker 5: bought this really expensive salmon.
Speaker 1: How do you accidentally buy expensive salmon?
Speaker 3: A long story? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh wait.
Speaker 3: What is this? Own?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Just a little something?
Speaker 3: Oh my word, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Moving themed goll moving.
Speaker 3: Socks with little packing peanuts. You really do have.
Speaker 5: Socks for every occasion. I'll wear them one moving day,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 1: Of course, Bbe.
Speaker 6: I've gone down the rabbit hole of packaging and it's
Speaker 6: actually pretty amazing how much innovation is happening in the
Speaker 6: e comm space right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw you guys were like doing a thing
Speaker 3: with Little Greenie. Oh should we start in the living room?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yeah, Little Greenie one of our collaps along
Speaker 6: with a ton of sustainable fashion advocates. We just recorded
Speaker 6: a whole spot with Sheena Lourgan Organ.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: She's this advocate advocate with a major following on Instagram yes,
Speaker 6: and two point or a million followers on TikTok so.
Speaker 6: Her first time working with someone with such a big
Speaker 6: footprint since we're usually working with micro creators.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me show you.
Speaker 6: Okay, you are seriously gonna flip because she's so cute.
Speaker 5: Hey, lovers, Okay, so I'm here with niche feet, and
Speaker 5: I'm so excited to announce my new collab with honestly
Speaker 5: the most comfortable socks ever.
Speaker 3: So sos have always been a.
Speaker 1: Favor of much she worked with her design.
Speaker 6: When I put them on, they just feel so silky
Speaker 6: and soft, and it's really nice after.
Speaker 3: A long day.
Speaker 6: But also I love wearing them with my taivas because
Speaker 6: they have the funnest patterns.
Speaker 1: If you're feeling bold and you know, I think you
Speaker 1: get the rest.
Speaker 3: So wow, what a footprint.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's she's so cool.
Speaker 1: She's really down to earth.
Speaker 3: No, she seems really nice in the video.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't you pronounce them tevas?
Speaker 3: No tavus. You want to take the bookshelf and I'll
Speaker 3: do these perfect?
Speaker 1: What are you laughing at over there?
Speaker 3: Do you ever? And your dad were tivas to the
Speaker 3: father daughter dance?
Speaker 4: Stop?
Speaker 6: I try to forget that, like every day highlight of middle.
Speaker 3: School or still has the same He is the influencer.
Speaker 6: I die if he got a TikTok. I blocked him
Speaker 6: on Instagram because I can't.
Speaker 3: Start Jerry Is on the Gram. I am adding him
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, please let me have this. Fine,
Speaker 1: you're only going to be grim.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine being in middle school right now and
Speaker 5: feeling the need to post on Instagram all the time
Speaker 5: or TikTok or oh god, our kids on be real?
Speaker 3: It's all so fucked well.
Speaker 6: There's actually some good stuff going on there too, like
Speaker 6: BLM wouldn't have happened without it.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, I amplified it. It was like already happening.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like all the protests in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I saw the fundraiser you did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we donated all profits that week to the Black
Speaker 6: Women's Small Business Coalition.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: A black woman artist local to Santa Monica designed the branding.
Speaker 1: She's so good. She's actually my neighbor. It was so funny.
Speaker 6: We've been going to the same coffee shop for years
Speaker 6: and I was like, why do you look familiar?
Speaker 1: Did you go to Davis or something?
Speaker 6: And she was like, no, I went to USC But
Speaker 6: then she asked me if I worked for a niche bee,
Speaker 6: because she had seen me in the thirty under thirty thing,
Speaker 6: which I was mortified by. Why because that article is
Speaker 6: like the most asshole thing I've ever agreed to do,
Speaker 6: like poosing for that picture with my arms crossed.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean this is a picture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you framed it.
Speaker 3: I framed it.
Speaker 5: You always frame when your best friend is in Forbes
Speaker 5: thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1: Thirty under thirty for art and fancy.
Speaker 3: I'm still a thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, I love it. I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you too.
Speaker 1: Uh when did you paint the statement wall?
Speaker 5: By the way, like the first week of COVID when
Speaker 5: I was actually productive and I thought I was going
Speaker 5: to use that time to be actually productive.
Speaker 1: I love it me too. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was trying to remember the last time you were here,
Speaker 7: and I think it was when Miura wasn't down. No, no,
Speaker 7: New Year's Eve, Oh my god, that's right, Yeah that was.
Speaker 7: Oh nope, Rooney, don eat that. Rooney, you've done as out?
Speaker 3: God sor are you such an idiot something? No?
Speaker 6: No, he's sweet, But yeah, that was a good New
Speaker 6: Year's Did Jeremy ever call you? By the way, Jeremy
Speaker 6: from New Year's You met him my birthday, the one
Speaker 6: who brought the Portland ipa and got a migraine and
Speaker 6: had to leave. Oh right, he doesn't drink IPAs anymore
Speaker 6: because they gave him migraines.
Speaker 1: But he asked for your number.
Speaker 3: Weird?
Speaker 1: You never texted me?
Speaker 3: Weird? Wait? No, he did text me, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: gonna work out.
Speaker 1: What why?
Speaker 3: He's gu Come on, geographically undesirable.
Speaker 5: Who wants to sit in traffic for fifty minutes only
Speaker 5: to misshappy hour and pay storage pricing both ways?
Speaker 3: It's not sustainable, it's not desirable. Quit. Well, you're a head. Plus,
Speaker 3: he only texted me once. Was not like you really
Speaker 3: liked me?
Speaker 1: Did you reply?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: So you gusted him?
Speaker 3: He is west of Fairfax. I'm not that desperate for
Speaker 3: probably mediocre dick.
Speaker 1: You're kind of putting him in a box.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it's work. Hello, what's up baby? Mm hmmm?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well they're not supposed to take them home.
Speaker 1: They're great.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you put up the flyer? It's supposed to
Speaker 6: say I got crabs.
Speaker 1: But I'm fine. I know, I don't know. Darren out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: No, it's not problematic. You're problematic. Stop okay. Oh oh okay, no,
Speaker 1: I can be there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just have to no, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 6: seriously no problem. You're my number one, but you have
Speaker 6: to sub for me for Cabo. Okay, okay, I love you,
Speaker 6: bb Bie. Sorry I was kidding. I'm sure his penis
Speaker 6: is fine.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I know, or great and maybe even worth
Speaker 3: the drive. I mean, Santa Monica's beautiful, and you know
Speaker 3: I love your spot.
Speaker 6: I moved actually what well not actually same building, different unit.
Speaker 3: Wait, I could have helped you pack.
Speaker 6: I actually love packing. It's really satisfying. Like maybe it's
Speaker 6: a residual Marie condo.
Speaker 3: Thing, so I could have helped.
Speaker 6: So this thing came up for tonight. My social media
Speaker 6: girl had a conflict. So oh yeah, she's a single
Speaker 6: mom by choice. She's incredible, but this thing came up
Speaker 6: and she can't make it.
Speaker 1: But it's not until eight, so we'll definitely be.
Speaker 3: Patched by then. Do you think you want to say
Speaker 3: it for dinner?
Speaker 6: So, I mean it kind of depends on the traffic
Speaker 6: since the thing is over in Venice. It's like this
Speaker 6: ironic crab shack and dangerous mes caw ploma's.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, just let me know because I can defrost
Speaker 3: the salmon. Now.
Speaker 6: I think they might have food there, and I don't
Speaker 6: want you to waste your nice salmon.
Speaker 3: Well, I bought it by accident, right right?
Speaker 1: How the fuck do you buy salmon by accident?
Speaker 5: So I went to the farmer's market on Sunday to
Speaker 5: this local family owned fishery guy, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'll take a pound of salmon, because how much is
Speaker 5: a pound?
Speaker 3: Even?
Speaker 5: And then he cut it and weighed and wrapped it
Speaker 5: in the paper and then he hands it to me
Speaker 5: and I see the price, and I'm like a god
Speaker 5: like a little like panic attack.
Speaker 3: But I can't give the salmon back to the fish
Speaker 3: farmer man. Oh right, thank you. I don't want to
Speaker 3: be that person.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can't be that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I paid for it and I didn't buy anything else.
Speaker 5: I just came right back home. I don't think it'll
Speaker 5: last the move the salmon, right.
Speaker 1: So I oh, can I let you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: So is eating crab a cute? Look?
Speaker 5: Now for the gram Sorry, sorry, TikTok?
Speaker 3: Do you want this?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: It's really nice. I just never use it.
Speaker 6: I'm okay to good will you go thinks though, Yeah,
Speaker 6: of course, tell me about your new place.
Speaker 3: Oh it's super cute. It's just this little bungalow by
Speaker 3: the rest of our you.
Speaker 1: Know earl like the person does street.
Speaker 3: I don't like by the dog run. Well, it's really
Speaker 3: nice over there. They have a big dog run and
Speaker 3: a little dog run. Rooney goes in the little run.
Speaker 3: But wait, don't pack that. Oh, I'll use it for
Speaker 3: the salmon. You love the dog run. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: so many friends now you're little dumb dumb.
Speaker 1: Oh could you not call him dumb?
Speaker 6: It's just like kind of mean to him.
Speaker 3: He's a dog. I know it's a joke.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I love my dog, but I know it's it's mostly
Speaker 3: your tone, my tone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like sometimes I feel like you like say stuff
Speaker 6: like you're joking, but it's actually.
Speaker 1: Kind of passive aggressive.
Speaker 6: Like I feel like, for example, like you know earlier,
Speaker 6: when you like texted me that I was late and
Speaker 6: then I came and then you told me.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, because you were late.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that wasn't really my fault. I mean, there's
Speaker 6: like a ton of traffic.
Speaker 5: So okay, So I was just like saying facts. You
Speaker 5: said you're gonna be here three and then you hit
Speaker 5: traffic and you.
Speaker 3: Were really late.
Speaker 1: No, so I was just I.
Speaker 3: Don't know why.
Speaker 6: No, it's just like, no, it's it's your tone.
Speaker 5: It's the tone of how I talk. Never mind, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: the tone of how I tech.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's forget it.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 5: No, I want to understand, because I don't want you.
Speaker 3: To be mad at you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 3: You seem kind of mad at me.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm just getting frustrated with it.
Speaker 5: It's like, wait, sorry, what tone can you specify?
Speaker 6: Like the tone that you use when you're basically shitting
Speaker 6: all over everything in your life like your dog and
Speaker 6: my friends and my business.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm not cheating on your business.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you kind of are. Look I'm sorry. I am sorry.
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Come on, you
Speaker 5: know I'm so happy for you and like all that
Speaker 5: you're doing.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 5: It's just like, I feel like since you moved to
Speaker 5: the West Side, you were you have different priorities.
Speaker 1: What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 3: Everyone Jessica, you know you're from Berkeley.
Speaker 5: You've on the same pair of berks since your feet
Speaker 5: stopped growing in seventh grade, and now you're selling statement
Speaker 5: socks so some influencer can wear them while winking at
Speaker 5: the camera, and I'm matching yoga side.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Let's come on.
Speaker 3: We used to make fun of those people.
Speaker 6: It's a small business for women, run by women.
Speaker 5: And you're killing it, okay? Is that what you want
Speaker 5: to hear? Jess Are you seeing your therapist?
Speaker 3: What? Why?
Speaker 6: Because you're clearly harboring all this anger and you might
Speaker 6: want to consider working through it with a professional.
Speaker 3: But I'm not angry, Jessica.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're angry.
Speaker 3: Well I'm not, and I'm sorry you feel that way.
Speaker 6: Jess I'm saying this because I care about you. I
Speaker 6: love you, bb and if you need medication to help
Speaker 6: you with this transition.
Speaker 3: Medication for being a bitch boebe.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're a bit.
Speaker 3: Buck is baby? And why do you keep calling me that?
Speaker 6: If you're gonna attack my terms of endearment, then you're
Speaker 6: definitely holding on to anger.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing.
Speaker 3: Throwing the salmon away? Hey, I don't want to eat it, Alonge.
Speaker 6: Fine, make the fancy salmon and I'll watch you eat it.
Speaker 1: I bought it on accident. Who the fuck cares? It's salmon.
Speaker 3: I wanted to eat it with you.
Speaker 1: Look, I think this can compit in that fall.
Speaker 3: I think I can manage the rest by myself.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to help, you know, I don't know, I know,
Speaker 1: And thank you. Really the crabs can we It's.
Speaker 3: Fine, I'll be fine. It's fine, h okay, but thanks
Speaker 3: for coming and for the socks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course anytime.
Speaker 3: Oh no, rooneye stay stay, Ruddy Rudy, come here, come here,
Speaker 3: Come here, you brilliant little genius dog. You so smart. Wow,
Speaker 3: fuck off, it's just you and me, babe.
Speaker 4: This episode of GUFF, which stands for Geographically Undesirable Friend,
Speaker 4: was written and directed by G. G. Hawkins. Story by
Speaker 4: GG Hawkins and Sarah Yarkin, starring Madison Lanacy and Sarah
Speaker 4: Yarkin as Live and Jessica, also starring Andrea Raggio as
Speaker 4: Sheena Lorigan, Tony Demazzo as James, and Rooney Kim as himself.
Speaker 4: Thank you to Lyndon and Paul, Colleen Skavinski and Finley Yarkin.
Speaker 4: The editor and producer is Cameron Kell, additional editing from
Speaker 4: Carrie Anne Thomas. On set sound mixer is Daniel Martinez.
Speaker 4: Sound designer and head of post production is Diego Perez.
Speaker 1: Creator and showrunner is James Kim.
Speaker 4: On set photographer is Julian Park. Score by Robert Garova
Speaker 4: and Ryobaum. You feel in this as a production of
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