WEBVTT - 11. G.U.F.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our production of iHeart Laudio and Overtones Media.

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<v Speaker 3>Chill out, dude, Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack, I'm outside. What of your apartments?

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<v Speaker 4>At your door?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do to the front door?

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<v Speaker 5>I want to play a game.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, decide you know you're not Wait what?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Jessica called Moorgan floor?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm bossing so hard right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was scratching some random's door. But also he's a

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<v Speaker 1>very handsome brandom. Oh I'm sorry, BB. The ten was

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. Okay, I'm literally gonna beee my family.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh go go peepp Bruney, No, you little perve. Sorry, No,

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<v Speaker 5>he doesn't understand boundaries. He is bringing shame to my family.

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<v Speaker 3>A damn dog. So I thought I told you I

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<v Speaker 3>had a UTI?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah what just again?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I know, it turns out I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just anxious about having to peece so I pee

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<v Speaker 5>all the time, and now I need to retrain my bladder.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm sure that you're fine, but you are crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>But what if it is a uti?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm probably fine, but yeah, so I already got started.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh the movers are coming when tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but the bedrooms down, the bathroom stone. We just

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<v Speaker 5>need to throw the rest in boxes and then I

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<v Speaker 5>want to cook for you. I got this like really

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<v Speaker 5>good funky orange wine and sweet potatoes, and I accidentally

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<v Speaker 5>bought this really expensive salmon.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you accidentally buy expensive salmon?

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<v Speaker 3>A long story? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait.

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<v Speaker 3>What is this? Own?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? Just a little something?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my word, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Moving themed goll moving.

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<v Speaker 3>Socks with little packing peanuts. You really do have.

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<v Speaker 5>Socks for every occasion. I'll wear them one moving day,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, Bbe.

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<v Speaker 6>I've gone down the rabbit hole of packaging and it's

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<v Speaker 6>actually pretty amazing how much innovation is happening in the

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<v Speaker 6>e comm space right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw you guys were like doing a thing

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<v Speaker 3>with Little Greenie. Oh should we start in the living room?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, yeah, Little Greenie one of our collaps along

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<v Speaker 6>with a ton of sustainable fashion advocates. We just recorded

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<v Speaker 6>a whole spot with Sheena Lourgan Organ.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>She's this advocate advocate with a major following on Instagram yes,

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<v Speaker 6>and two point or a million followers on TikTok so.

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<v Speaker 6>Her first time working with someone with such a big

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<v Speaker 6>footprint since we're usually working with micro creators.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, let me show you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you are seriously gonna flip because she's so cute.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, lovers, Okay, so I'm here with niche feet, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so excited to announce my new collab with honestly

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<v Speaker 5>the most comfortable socks ever.

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<v Speaker 3>So sos have always been a.

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<v Speaker 1>Favor of much she worked with her design.

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<v Speaker 6>When I put them on, they just feel so silky

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<v Speaker 6>and soft, and it's really nice after.

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<v Speaker 3>A long day.

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<v Speaker 6>But also I love wearing them with my taivas because

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<v Speaker 6>they have the funnest patterns.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're feeling bold and you know, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>get the rest.

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<v Speaker 3>So wow, what a footprint.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she's she's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>She's really down to earth.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she seems really nice in the video.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, don't you pronounce them tevas?

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<v Speaker 3>No tavus. You want to take the bookshelf and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>do these perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you laughing at over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever? And your dad were tivas to the

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<v Speaker 3>father daughter dance?

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<v Speaker 4>Stop?

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<v Speaker 6>I try to forget that, like every day highlight of middle.

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<v Speaker 3>School or still has the same He is the influencer.

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<v Speaker 6>I die if he got a TikTok. I blocked him

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<v Speaker 6>on Instagram because I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Start Jerry Is on the Gram. I am adding him

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, please let me have this. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you're only going to be grim.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you imagine being in middle school right now and

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<v Speaker 5>feeling the need to post on Instagram all the time

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<v Speaker 5>or TikTok or oh god, our kids on be real?

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<v Speaker 3>It's all so fucked well.

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<v Speaker 6>There's actually some good stuff going on there too, like

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<v Speaker 6>BLM wouldn't have happened without it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, yeah, I amplified it. It was like already happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like all the protests in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, I saw the fundraiser you did.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we donated all profits that week to the Black

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<v Speaker 6>Women's Small Business Coalition.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>A black woman artist local to Santa Monica designed the branding.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so good. She's actually my neighbor. It was so funny.

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<v Speaker 6>We've been going to the same coffee shop for years

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<v Speaker 6>and I was like, why do you look familiar?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to Davis or something?

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<v Speaker 6>And she was like, no, I went to USC But

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<v Speaker 6>then she asked me if I worked for a niche bee,

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<v Speaker 6>because she had seen me in the thirty under thirty thing,

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<v Speaker 6>which I was mortified by. Why because that article is

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<v Speaker 6>like the most asshole thing I've ever agreed to do,

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<v Speaker 6>like poosing for that picture with my arms crossed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you mean this is a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you framed it.

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<v Speaker 3>I framed it.

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<v Speaker 5>You always frame when your best friend is in Forbes

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<v Speaker 5>thirty under thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty under thirty for art and fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still a thirty under thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh baby, I love it. I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh when did you paint the statement wall?

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, like the first week of COVID when

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<v Speaker 5>I was actually productive and I thought I was going

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<v Speaker 5>to use that time to be actually productive.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it me too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I was trying to remember the last time you were here,

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<v Speaker 7>and I think it was when Miura wasn't down. No, no,

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<v Speaker 7>New Year's Eve, Oh my god, that's right, Yeah that was.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh nope, Rooney, don eat that. Rooney, you've done as out?

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<v Speaker 3>God sor are you such an idiot something? No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, he's sweet, But yeah, that was a good New

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<v Speaker 6>Year's Did Jeremy ever call you? By the way, Jeremy

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<v Speaker 6>from New Year's You met him my birthday, the one

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<v Speaker 6>who brought the Portland ipa and got a migraine and

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<v Speaker 6>had to leave. Oh right, he doesn't drink IPAs anymore

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<v Speaker 6>because they gave him migraines.

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<v Speaker 1>But he asked for your number.

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<v Speaker 3>Weird?

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<v Speaker 1>You never texted me?

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<v Speaker 3>Weird? Wait? No, he did text me, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>gonna work out.

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<v Speaker 1>What why?

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<v Speaker 3>He's gu Come on, geographically undesirable.

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<v Speaker 5>Who wants to sit in traffic for fifty minutes only

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<v Speaker 5>to misshappy hour and pay storage pricing both ways?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not sustainable, it's not desirable. Quit. Well, you're a head. Plus,

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<v Speaker 3>he only texted me once. Was not like you really

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<v Speaker 3>liked me?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you reply?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>So you gusted him?

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<v Speaker 3>He is west of Fairfax. I'm not that desperate for

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<v Speaker 3>probably mediocre dick.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kind of putting him in a box.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, it's work. Hello, what's up baby? Mm hmmm?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, well they're not supposed to take them home.

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<v Speaker 1>They're great.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, can you put up the flyer? It's supposed to

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<v Speaker 6>say I got crabs.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm fine. I know, I don't know. Darren out

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<v Speaker 1>of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not problematic. You're problematic. Stop okay. Oh oh okay, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can be there.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I just have to no, no, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 6>seriously no problem. You're my number one, but you have

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<v Speaker 6>to sub for me for Cabo. Okay, okay, I love you,

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<v Speaker 6>bb Bie. Sorry I was kidding. I'm sure his penis

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<v Speaker 6>is fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I know, or great and maybe even worth

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<v Speaker 3>the drive. I mean, Santa Monica's beautiful, and you know

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<v Speaker 3>I love your spot.

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<v Speaker 6>I moved actually what well not actually same building, different unit.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I could have helped you pack.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually love packing. It's really satisfying. Like maybe it's

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<v Speaker 6>a residual Marie condo.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing, so I could have helped.

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<v Speaker 6>So this thing came up for tonight. My social media

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<v Speaker 6>girl had a conflict. So oh yeah, she's a single

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<v Speaker 6>mom by choice. She's incredible, but this thing came up

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<v Speaker 6>and she can't make it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not until eight, so we'll definitely be.

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<v Speaker 3>Patched by then. Do you think you want to say

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<v Speaker 3>it for dinner?

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<v Speaker 6>So, I mean it kind of depends on the traffic

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<v Speaker 6>since the thing is over in Venice. It's like this

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<v Speaker 6>ironic crab shack and dangerous mes caw ploma's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, just let me know because I can defrost

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<v Speaker 3>the salmon. Now.

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<v Speaker 6>I think they might have food there, and I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want you to waste your nice salmon.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I bought it by accident, right right?

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<v Speaker 1>How the fuck do you buy salmon by accident?

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<v Speaker 5>So I went to the farmer's market on Sunday to

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<v Speaker 5>this local family owned fishery guy, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll take a pound of salmon, because how much is

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<v Speaker 5>a pound?

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<v Speaker 3>Even?

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<v Speaker 5>And then he cut it and weighed and wrapped it

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<v Speaker 5>in the paper and then he hands it to me

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<v Speaker 5>and I see the price, and I'm like a god

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<v Speaker 5>like a little like panic attack.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can't give the salmon back to the fish

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<v Speaker 3>farmer man. Oh right, thank you. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be that person.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, you can't be that.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So I paid for it and I didn't buy anything else.

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<v Speaker 5>I just came right back home. I don't think it'll

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<v Speaker 5>last the move the salmon, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I oh, can I let you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course?

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<v Speaker 3>So is eating crab a cute? Look?

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<v Speaker 5>Now for the gram Sorry, sorry, TikTok?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want this?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>It's really nice. I just never use it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm okay to good will you go thinks though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, tell me about your new place.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's super cute. It's just this little bungalow by

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of our you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know earl like the person does street.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like by the dog run. Well, it's really

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<v Speaker 3>nice over there. They have a big dog run and

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<v Speaker 3>a little dog run. Rooney goes in the little run.

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<v Speaker 3>But wait, don't pack that. Oh, I'll use it for

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<v Speaker 3>the salmon. You love the dog run. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>so many friends now you're little dumb dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh could you not call him dumb?

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<v Speaker 6>It's just like kind of mean to him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a dog. I know it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I love my dog, but I know it's it's mostly

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<v Speaker 3>your tone, my tone.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Like sometimes I feel like you like say stuff

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<v Speaker 6>like you're joking, but it's actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of passive aggressive.

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<v Speaker 6>Like I feel like, for example, like you know earlier,

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<v Speaker 6>when you like texted me that I was late and

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<v Speaker 6>then I came and then you told me.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, because you were late.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but that wasn't really my fault. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 6>like a ton of traffic.

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<v Speaker 5>So okay, So I was just like saying facts. You

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<v Speaker 5>said you're gonna be here three and then you hit

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<v Speaker 5>traffic and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Were really late.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so I was just I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know why.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's just like, no, it's it's your tone.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the tone of how I talk. Never mind, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>the tone of how I tech.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's forget it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I want to understand, because I don't want you.

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<v Speaker 3>To be mad at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not mad at you.

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<v Speaker 3>You seem kind of mad at me.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, I'm just getting frustrated with it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, wait, sorry, what tone can you specify?

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<v Speaker 6>Like the tone that you use when you're basically shitting

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<v Speaker 6>all over everything in your life like your dog and

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<v Speaker 6>my friends and my business.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, I'm not cheating on your business.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you kind of are. Look I'm sorry. I am sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Come on, you

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<v Speaker 5>know I'm so happy for you and like all that

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<v Speaker 5>you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for saying that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just like, I feel like since you moved to

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<v Speaker 5>the West Side, you were you have different priorities.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that supposed to mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone Jessica, you know you're from Berkeley.

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<v Speaker 5>You've on the same pair of berks since your feet

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<v Speaker 5>stopped growing in seventh grade, and now you're selling statement

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<v Speaker 5>socks so some influencer can wear them while winking at

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<v Speaker 5>the camera, and I'm matching yoga side.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ, Let's come on.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to make fun of those people.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a small business for women, run by women.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're killing it, okay? Is that what you want

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<v Speaker 5>to hear? Jess Are you seeing your therapist?

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<v Speaker 3>What? Why?

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<v Speaker 6>Because you're clearly harboring all this anger and you might

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<v Speaker 6>want to consider working through it with a professional.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not angry, Jessica.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're angry.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm not, and I'm sorry you feel that way.

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<v Speaker 6>Jess I'm saying this because I care about you. I

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<v Speaker 6>love you, bb and if you need medication to help

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<v Speaker 6>you with this transition.

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<v Speaker 3>Medication for being a bitch boebe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying you're a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Buck is baby? And why do you keep calling me that?

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<v Speaker 6>If you're gonna attack my terms of endearment, then you're

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<v Speaker 6>definitely holding on to anger.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Throwing the salmon away? Hey, I don't want to eat it, Alonge.

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<v Speaker 6>Fine, make the fancy salmon and I'll watch you eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought it on accident. Who the fuck cares? It's salmon.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to eat it with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I think this can compit in that fall.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I can manage the rest by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to help, you know, I don't know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>And thank you. Really the crabs can we It's.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, I'll be fine. It's fine, h okay, but thanks

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<v Speaker 3>for coming and for the socks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course anytime.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, rooneye stay stay, Ruddy Rudy, come here, come here,

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<v Speaker 3>Come here, you brilliant little genius dog. You so smart. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>fuck off, it's just you and me, babe.

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<v Speaker 4>This episode of GUFF, which stands for Geographically Undesirable Friend,

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<v Speaker 4>was written and directed by G. G. Hawkins. Story by

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<v Speaker 4>GG Hawkins and Sarah Yarkin, starring Madison Lanacy and Sarah

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<v Speaker 4>Yarkin as Live and Jessica, also starring Andrea Raggio as

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<v Speaker 4>Sheena Lorigan, Tony Demazzo as James, and Rooney Kim as himself.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you to Lyndon and Paul, Colleen Skavinski and Finley Yarkin.

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<v Speaker 4>The editor and producer is Cameron Kell, additional editing from

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<v Speaker 4>Carrie Anne Thomas. On set sound mixer is Daniel Martinez.

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<v Speaker 4>Sound designer and head of post production is Diego Perez.

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<v Speaker 1>Creator and showrunner is James Kim.

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<v Speaker 4>On set photographer is Julian Park. Score by Robert Garova

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<v Speaker 4>and Ryobaum. You feel in this as a production of

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