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Speaker 1: Hey, you found the full show episode. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for being here.

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Speaker 2: We got an hour long episode coming up right now

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Speaker 2: of all new material which we love. And thank you

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Speaker 2: also for following along on our Second Date podcast, which

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Speaker 2: is sitting at number.

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Speaker 1: Ten today on the Funday Comedy Podcast.

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Speaker 3: I really check it religiously.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm like, okay, come on, yeah, we're coming for you.

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Speaker 4: Call her daddy, right, I mean I do love her,

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Speaker 4: yeah past herds.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, full show starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've got some good news and bad news. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Actually, it's more like

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Speaker 5: great news bad news. So let's start with the great.

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Speaker 5: Seven to eleven wants to reward you for making it

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Speaker 5: through the longest month of the year, dry January, by

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Speaker 5: giving out free slurpees.

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Speaker 1: Do they not know what I mean? That's still dry? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's like dry there's no alcohol. Slurpy is still

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Speaker 1: no alcohol.

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Speaker 5: Well no, Still, it's like it's like a reward, like.

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Speaker 1: Warded ourselves with alcohol.

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Speaker 5: They're not quick.

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Speaker 1: Good. I thought you said it was great news, Joe.

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Speaker 5: That is great. Free slurpees is great news. The only

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Speaker 5: bad news is that I'm six days late, and this

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Speaker 5: promotion already happened back on January thirty. Yeah, the news

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Speaker 5: cycle is killing me late.

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Speaker 1: So that makes more sense than it was happening during

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Speaker 1: dry January than they were giving away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yes, I wish I had seen this back then.

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Speaker 1: Why are we talking about it?

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Speaker 5: I just I can't keep up with the news.

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Speaker 1: They don't try anymore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I guess I feel like I could take

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Speaker 5: this time to focus on July eleventh, which is seven

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Speaker 5: eleven's National Slurpy Day. It seems a little bit early,

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Speaker 5: doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now everybody knows because it's the same day every

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Speaker 1: year it's seven.

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Speaker 5: It's just like, I know, I'm in charge of kind

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Speaker 5: about on the show, trying to stay topical. But Alexis,

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Speaker 5: do you think maybe like you could help tag team

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Speaker 5: this job with me?

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Speaker 4: All starts is happening right now, I can kill you.

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Speaker 4: Sammy just came back in and he chose el right.

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Speaker 5: Stuff that people actually care about, though, is what we

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Speaker 5: need to talk about, because I keep reporting on stuff

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Speaker 5: like seventeen days late. But it's not really my fault though,

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Speaker 5: Why Why? Because I live out in the mountains, and

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Speaker 5: my internet is slow, so it takes it takes information

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Speaker 5: longer for it to reach me.

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Speaker 1: You know, a newspaper to be more updated than you are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't know. Text in seven eight, five,

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Speaker 5: nine two. If you've got a free slurpee on January thirty, first,

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Speaker 5: tell us how it was?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, maybe send Jeff a letter so we could

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Speaker 2: read about your review in two weeks.

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Speaker 5: I would love to hear about it.

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Speaker 6: And now ready for next January thirty first.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yes, you're kind of ahead of the game.

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, we're jumping on top of it next January

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Speaker 5: thirty first, don't forget free slurpees. If you're able to do.

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Speaker 6: It now, you're just prepared.

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Speaker 5: All right, We've hit all the points. Now time to

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Speaker 5: move on and get into this stock collar question of

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Speaker 5: the day. It's a segment that never goes out of style.

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Speaker 5: We've been doing it for years and nobody's been tired

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Speaker 5: of it, not once. Jake, you know what to do, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Today is the birthday a true American hero, James A Doer.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we all know him, right, He's the.

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Speaker 7: Genius who back in nineteen thirty invented a guilty pleasure

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Speaker 7: that many of us still enjoy to this day. James

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Speaker 7: was the proud creator of the Twinkie. Yes, those golden

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Speaker 7: hued confectionery clouds of perfection, both pillowy and soft, yet

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Speaker 7: bizarre food creation. But what other strange American inventions have

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Speaker 7: we seen over the years. You'll have to tell me.

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Speaker 7: During a special appreciation for Innovation edition of twenty of twenty,

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Speaker 7: if you say number one through twenty, I'll give you

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Speaker 7: a hint describing a famous American an invention. You just

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Speaker 7: the game. We'll start with a woman who is looking

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Speaker 7: for someone to do her taxes. That's Alexis. It's a

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Speaker 7: pun on the guy's name. Catch up, everybody, because.

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Speaker 1: She did ask me about my mom in taxes.

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Speaker 7: On time. Now, Brooke Alexis, it's your turn. Nin Alexis.

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Speaker 7: You may receive no help from the room for this one.

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Speaker 6: One of those.

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Speaker 7: Alexis, a man with the initials j D, invented this

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Speaker 7: funky snack that started out with a different flavor, but

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Speaker 7: a war forced it to go vanilla. What is it?

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Speaker 5: If I can help, I don't even want.

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Speaker 7: I don't.

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Speaker 5: I just want to hear Alexis think about this.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering if this is how the vanilla oreos came

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Speaker 4: to be. But they're not fully vanilla now they're still wait,

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Speaker 4: not vanilla, but the gold ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, talk more, talk, say more things.

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Speaker 3: I don't know any vanilla flavored things. Nila wafers, vanilla wafers, old.

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Speaker 7: Alexis said, nilla wafers.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 5: The logic was so sound.

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Speaker 7: I was looking for the Twinkie. Yeah, j Z James Stewart,

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Speaker 7: the guy I mentioned multiple times during the intro and

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Speaker 7: then that joke about your taxes. Yeah, the initial flavor

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Speaker 2: I need that the flavor of Twinkie is vanilla. Yea

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Speaker 6: His own favor.

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Speaker 7: Brook is your turn now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Seven Brook.

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Speaker 7: In twenty thirteen, a man named Dwayne from solved a

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Speaker 7: problem that people never admitted they had until their vacation

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Speaker 7: photos proved otherwise, What invention am I talking about?

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Speaker 1: Their vacation photos proved otherwise?

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me photoshop.

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Speaker 7: Jake Brooks says, photoshop.

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 7: Sadly the American invention I was talking about was the

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Speaker 7: selfie stick. Yeah, say it's your turn. Now, nine and

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Speaker 7: seven are off the board.

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Speaker 6: Let's go number three.

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Speaker 7: Jose started in two thousand and eight by a man

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Speaker 7: named Scott Boylan. It became the only fashion trend where

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Speaker 7: looking like a medieval monk was considered cozy. Talking about this.

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Speaker 1: Guy got like super rich off of this. Do you

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Speaker 6: I know what it is and I had one too.

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Speaker 6: It's a snuggie.

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Speaker 7: Jose says. Snuggie, that is per.

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Speaker 9: Jose, that's monk, like yeah, because like the cappucine monks

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Speaker 7: Wow, Wait to know a type of monk?

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Speaker 10: Wow?

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Speaker 6: Catholic?

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Speaker 5: Jeff give me number one.

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Speaker 7: In nineteen seventy five, a man named Gary Dahl created

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Speaker 7: a pet that never died, never misbehaved, and only cost

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Speaker 7: pennies to produce, but people paid millions. Am I talking about, Jeffrey?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? The best pet that a boy could ever have,

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Speaker 5: still my best friend of this day, my pet rock.

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Speaker 7: Jeff said, pet Rock, Oh, those very much die. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I am a graveyard in the desk and there, Jeffrey said,

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Speaker 7: pet Rock.

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Speaker 5: That is, we learned how to kiss with that pet rock,

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Speaker 5: by the way, and more and it uses a lot

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Speaker 5: more tongue than you would think.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, moving on from that comment, Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 6: I'm imagining it's like a never.

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Speaker 7: Mind Jose, you have exactly three seconds to answer this

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Speaker 7: question after I ask it, or you get buzzed.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, you're a weird.

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Speaker 7: Invention A hint, A true test of laziness. If you

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Speaker 7: involve one. I'm sorry time has run out, Jose. The

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Speaker 7: invention I was looking for was the clapper. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: I know it, honestly, like the first Alexa, Right.

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Speaker 11: Wouldn't it be annoying when you guys are like having

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Speaker 7: And off.

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Speaker 12: TV.

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Speaker 7: That means Jeffrey, your pet Rock have won today's edition

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Speaker 7: of plenty of twenty all right.

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Speaker 5: If I get to choose here get shocked while singing

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Speaker 5: You're Beautiful by James Blunt, Oh disappointing room. I know

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Speaker 5: who do I want to butcher this song today? Nobody.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna sing it myself. I'm gonna do James Blunt

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Speaker 5: the way it's meant to be done. Yo beautiful, Yo beodiffo,

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Speaker 1: Do feel like you sing that to yourself.

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Speaker 5: In the car and my pet rock we sing it

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Speaker 5: to each other? Is your shock collar question of the day?

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Speaker 5: You got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: How long have we not had an HR department here?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, at least four a few years.

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Speaker 5: There is a few benefits to not having one, I

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Speaker 5: will admit. Alexis can get away with having photos of

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Speaker 5: they walk by her. That's as I thought.

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Speaker 1: They liked that.

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Speaker 5: No repercussions. But maybe the best perk is all of

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Speaker 5: us in this room can say whatever we want during

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Speaker 5: our next segment and there is no hr to Penaliza.

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Speaker 2: No, actually they can. I learned a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: If the mics are on, okay.

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Speaker 5: But if they can't see what's happening in here, could

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Speaker 5: be closed off. No repercussion, take a.

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Speaker 1: Get a this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, somebody rh again before we do a brand new

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Speaker 5: What's on your mind? It's coming up right.

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Speaker 10: Now, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Did you know turtles can breathe through their butts.

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Speaker 1: Because we've talked about it on the show.

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Speaker 5: Wait, so wait, if they needed CPR, does that mean

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Speaker 5: wait a minute, Oh god, No, everybody at the beach

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Speaker 5: I'm just trying trying to save the turtles. Whatever you

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Speaker 5: do going forward, do not ask me what's in my mouth.

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Speaker 5: Just ask what's on your mind? When we start things

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Speaker 5: off with Brook Brook, please, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: And I freaked out today, jeff because I got the

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Speaker 2: worst email from our school ever.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's a lice outbreak, you guys. It's my

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Speaker 2: So I read this whole thing and it's about like

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Speaker 2: how to check for lice, what to do if you

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Speaker 6: Is that we're even in the studio? Studio school?

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Speaker 5: God, tough times, life, jo your mind.

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Speaker 6: Had blocked me.

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Speaker 5: You all know them.

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Speaker 9: I'm talking about the very elusive Jeffrey Deubau.

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Speaker 5: I got a yeah, and it was gloriously.

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Speaker 6: What's sorry?

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Speaker 5: You guys are text exactly.

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Speaker 1: House that.

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Speaker 2: You're like friends, I know, and I've never been friends

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Speaker 11: We've always been friends anyway, anyway, so it keeps going.

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Speaker 5: Question, Well, when they say on the back of the bottles,

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Speaker 5: they mean. Okay, So I'm glad that you felt good

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Speaker 5: about it love. We don't remember that, alexis what's on

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Speaker 1: Nothing nearly.

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Speaker 4: I told you guys, like a while ago, I was

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Speaker 3: Sure, because you never know if you're gonna go to

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Speaker 5: I gotta totally could happen today.

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Speaker 3: In the new year, I was like, I'm gonna actually

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Speaker 4: So I started taking Spanish lessons with like a professor.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that, are you sure? Is it someone

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Speaker 4: She didn't speak Spanish idea, but I would get distracted,

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Speaker 3: Just over the phone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a video.

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Speaker 4: So we start every lesson for like fifteen minutes, you know,

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Speaker 3: What's up in life? I'm like, this is nice, like

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Speaker 1: We're kind of yeah.

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Speaker 3: You know, after about six classes she does ask me

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Speaker 4: Why at the beginning of class you never speak in

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Speaker 6: Okay, I didn't want to stop the story. But in

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Speaker 10: And I don't.

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Speaker 4: I say, yeah, I got drinking my friends, you know,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, she's so kind.

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Speaker 3: She told me that that's why I'm not improving, because

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Speaker 4: Kind of the point of Spanish, I realize I've been

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Speaker 1: First learning English is getting better.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell her my name is.

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Speaker 1: She knows a lot about my life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I've been texting each other twelve emojis back and forth.

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Speaker 2: Wo emojis, no no bounds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm progressing.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna like this all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, I come into work every day and I hear

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Speaker 5: Who's Harry's styles canoodling with this week? I don't even

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Speaker 5: I've been consuming lately, I've been wondering, is it wrong

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Speaker 5: of me to think that I'm better than you?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, better than anyone I'm not saying I never stopped

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying that's how I feel. I'm just wondering.

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Speaker 5: I'm just asking that question.

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Speaker 1: Why what are you watching that makes you superior to us?

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Speaker 5: I've been watching a lot of British TV shows on

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Speaker 5: PBS Masterpiece, like Doubt Abby or what the Durrells in Corfu?

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Speaker 5: Death comes to Pemberley?

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Speaker 1: Is that the one about the vet? Isn't there a vet?

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Speaker 5: That's not that one act? This is highly, highly intellectual.

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Speaker 5: I can't even call it television. It's like a visual

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Speaker 1: You sure he's still want to be friends with this guy?

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Speaker 6: This guy's different than the one I'm friends.

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Speaker 5: This guy's okay. You guys are all jealous because I

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Speaker 6: So you put your foot down?

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Speaker 1: Sorry you felt left out?

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Speaker 5: No I don't. I don't. I feel like I've risen

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Speaker 5: part of my life. Life is over, and I look

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a pass I saw the dog Man movie.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, talk about that without draft dog made.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave the room while you guys discuss whatever

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Speaker 5: plebeian stuff. Text in seven eighty five nine two and

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Speaker 5: tell us what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and the textboard

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Speaker 1: I love it a lot of people.

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Speaker 5: Telling us what's been on their minds. This one says,

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Speaker 5: y'all ever think of rolling a twenty sided dice for

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Speaker 5: plenty of twenty? Just the thought to mix it up?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I like a Dungeons and Dragons type of thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, blocked That person. Don't need aggressive, hateful commentary

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Speaker 1: Oh it's insult. It was it was will aggress idn't

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Speaker 5: Okay. Another text says, been binging every single episode of

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Speaker 5: your Guys' Second Date podcast and now listen every day,

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Speaker 1: Okay, they are clearly.

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Speaker 5: Being sarcastic every day. Our show's not even on every day,

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Speaker 5: Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, even on Sunday, still host on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on the podcast we do podcast Exclusive.

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Speaker 5: Don't make me block you, Bro, I tol you. We will.

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Speaker 5: Another text says, I was wondering if you guys could

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Speaker 5: in Woodstock, late forties. Wait to brag about how young

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Speaker 5: you are to Brook block, but I'm not gonna stand

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Speaker 5: for people age shaming you like that on the text Sorry, Brook, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We can't keep blocking everyone. We want people to text you.

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Speaker 5: Only the comments that we like are gonna go unblocked today.

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Speaker 1: Okay, be careful, what the insults? What do you want?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? So text in a seven eight, five nine two if.

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Speaker 10: You dare Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Being nominated for an OSCAR is a huge.

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Speaker 1: Honor, like the highest in acting.

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Speaker 5: That means that you're at the height of your career.

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Speaker 5: it is the same feeling if you're a contestant on

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Speaker 5: Battle of the Tender Dates? Is it what very few

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Speaker 1: I guess it is an exclusive club.

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Speaker 5: It is, and today two individuals are stepping into our

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Speaker 10: You hope one dating app then dares you just swipe right?

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Speaker 10: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 5: show that reminds you don't cry because it's over, panic

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Speaker 5: meet today's contestants. Here in this corner, she eats all

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Speaker 5: of her meals like a snake, unhinges her John swallows

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Speaker 2: Hey no, it could sell like someone at a large mouth.

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Speaker 5: We're impressed daily. And the other corner her type is

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Speaker 5: international guys, so say hello to foreign Lauren can look

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Speaker 3: Smuggling the world multilingual.

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Speaker 5: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 13: Well. He took me out for a night's dinner and

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Speaker 1: I love it. You're like, yeah, dude, keep your clothes

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 13: That's who He told me that he doesn't live there.

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Speaker 13: let's keepe.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, should you get over that side of the car

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Speaker 2: He must have been working out recently if he wanted

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Speaker 13: Because I was like what and I look up and

447
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 13: she was literally staring at him from her windows.

448
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Speaker 6: Rendezvous, you know, he texted her right like look at

449
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Speaker 6: your window.

450
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Speaker 5: That wasn't his first time, can you counter?

451
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Speaker 14: So I was at with this guy. He had asked me,

452
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Speaker 14: like so much about high school. He's like, who did

453
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Speaker 14: I hate? Who had gotten uglier since they've grown up?

454
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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

455
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 14: Kind of weird, kind of means yeah. And then at

456
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Speaker 14: the end of the night he confesses that he's from

457
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Speaker 14: my high school but I didn't recognize him.

458
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Speaker 8: That's on me.

459
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Speaker 13: I'll take that.

460
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Speaker 14: He's getting gossip because he wants to share at the

461
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Speaker 14: reunion and he was like thanks for the quote.

462
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Speaker 1: What oh no, oh gosh, I hope he didn't answer

463
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Speaker 1: those questions.

464
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Speaker 6: I mean.

465
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Speaker 10: Reunion.

466
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Speaker 5: That one's on you round too, Haley. You're back up, okay.

467
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Speaker 13: So he invites me to go on a hike, which

468
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 13: I'm like, all right, but he shows up super prepared

469
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 13: with like boots in this giant backpack. I'm thinking picnic.

470
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 13: But then we get like a mile in and he's like, surprise,

471
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 13: it's a big foot hunt.

472
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 5: Awesome, she got animal drops.

473
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 13: It was crazy woo.

474
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 6: But to be like, we're actively different.

475
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: You didn't find Bigfoot.

476
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 12: Not yet. No, No, he's probably still out there looking

477
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 12: at just a hairy man in the woods, Lauren, kicking

478
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Speaker 12: it back to you.

479
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Speaker 14: So we went to a restaurant where the food is

480
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Speaker 14: top of style. That's like, you just share everything.

481
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a little serves.

482
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

483
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Speaker 14: And so we were eating and I just noticed him

484
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 14: like writing stuff down while we were eating, and I

485
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 14: was like, oh, what are you doing? And he told

486
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Speaker 14: me he's telling how many bites each of us takes

487
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 14: so that the bill when we split it will be accurate.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, oh my god, is so smart. Why did

489
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 5: I think of this?

490
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not fair because she takes smaller bites

491
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 2: than here in my bed, so her two bites probably

492
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 2: equals his one bite.

493
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Speaker 1: So the math isn't even right.

494
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Speaker 14: Oh my god, that is so true. But he did

495
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Speaker 14: then moment at the end, he was twenty nine bytes

496
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Speaker 14: plus two.

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Speaker 12: I did, Margarita, Oh how much was that?

498
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Speaker 13: It was?

499
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 10: Too much?

500
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Speaker 12: Is what it was.

501
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 5: Well, at least now we have some good ideas for

502
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 5: going to do our final round here. We need your

503
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Speaker 5: best stories, ladies. So Scaly Haley, what have you got?

504
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Speaker 13: Okay, So I'm at the bar because I'm meeting up

505
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Speaker 13: with this guy that I met on Tinder, and he's

506
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 13: telling me all about this new car that he got, right,

507
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 13: He's talking about the awesome paint job, and he's talking

508
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 13: about how fast it can go and all this stuff. Okay,

509
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 13: and then he's like, do you want to see it?

510
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 13: So I'm like, yeah, of course I want to see it,

511
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 13: and he gets like super excited and then he opens

512
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Speaker 13: his backpack and pulls out like this case of matchbox cars.

513
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 1: He was still a collector toy cars.

514
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 5: It's still impressive.

515
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: Well, I bet he could make a really good room sounds.

516
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess technically they were vented.

517
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Speaker 5: See the positive Foreign Lauren Last Chance.

518
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Speaker 14: We got coffee and while we were there, I just

519
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 14: mentioned that I used to be a tea sure, and

520
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 14: he seemed like super excited about it.

521
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 10: Yeah.

522
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,239
Speaker 14: After coffee, we went to a bookstore and he like

523
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 14: picks up this book that he's like, oh, I've been

524
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 14: really wanting this book and I was like that's nice,

525
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 14: and he goes, can you read it to me because

526
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 14: some of the words are too hard?

527
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: No, oh, pour God for his case, I hope you did.

528
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: Oh I did.

529
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 5: The Illiterate ones are always the sexiest.

530
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 6: Pop up book in bed and you know what.

531
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 5: There it is the final bell that means the match

532
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 5: is over. Judges, we need to score it, alexis who

533
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 5: you giving it to?

534
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 3: I'm going Haley for having a make out in front

535
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 3: of the x's house.

536
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 5: One for Haley brook This is.

537
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Speaker 2: So good, but I just feel bad with the high

538
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: school reunion gossip, the.

539
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 5: Pity vote for Lauren and Jose you get the final say, dude,

540
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 5: I gotta vote.

541
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Speaker 9: Because I'm using this from now on their makeout in front.

542
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 6: Of the ex's house, I sing that.

543
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I love it.

544
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: Scaly Haley, you congratulations. You are a shady Lady of

545
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 5: the Week, and as a prize, Brook is going to

546
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 5: give you one lazy compliment that she doesn't actually mean.

547
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 5: I Oh okay, Lauren Greyhound you on text in the seven, eight,

548
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 5: five nine too. If you want to uppear on the

549
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 5: next edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, your phone

550
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: TAP's coming up right after this.

551
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

552
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Speaker 5: The thing about coaches in youth sports leagues is they're

553
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 5: so nice.

554
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: That's kind of the point.

555
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 5: Sorry, except for Brooks's other than her, they're usually very

556
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 5: positive and encouraging. Other than some of them, every once

557
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 5: in a while even smile.

558
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 6: Oh wow.

559
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 5: That's why we call one guy today who assistant coaches

560
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 5: for a fourth grade girls basketball team, and I have

561
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 5: a big idea for the end of the year celebration party.

562
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 5: A little bit controversial, but I'm hoping that he's going

563
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 5: to be on board. In your phone, tap right now

564
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 5: twenty Hello, hey, coach Carter.

565
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, who's this.

566
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Speaker 5: My name is Stu. I'm Samantha's dad and she plays

567
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 5: on your your basketball team. I don't think we've met.

568
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, okay cool.

569
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 5: Yeah. My wife is Tory. She's the one who brought

570
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 5: the snacks to the last game.

571
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 8: Oh sure, I know, Tory.

572
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 5: How are you. Yeah, we're doing We're doing great. Awesome

573
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 5: season by the girls, by the way, so much improvement,

574
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 5: so I appreciate that.

575
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, they're getting better. They're learning the game and

576
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 8: having a lot.

577
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 5: Of fun doing it. Yeah absolutely, yeah, right, a great year.

578
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 5: So I don't know if you heard, but the end

579
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Speaker 5: of the season party is actually going to be at

580
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 5: our place this year. No, I hadn't heard.

581
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 8: I actually don't know anything about the party.

582
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so that's the plan. And uh okay, I

583
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 5: know the girls have been together for a few years

584
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 5: doing the whole trophies and the cake stuff, so this

585
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 5: time I kind of plan on switching it up.

586
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 8: Oh okay, sure, I don't know what that means, but sure.

587
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 5: It means we're gonna do our first ever team roast.

588
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 5: What a roast? You know, like when all the comedians

589
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 5: roasted Tom Brady and they just like tore them the shreds.

590
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 5: We're gonna do that about all the girls. Yeah, but

591
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 5: you're yeah, you're joking, right, No, I'm actually not. I've

592
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 5: been working on some material for the event. If you

593
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 5: want to, just let me just run a few of

594
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 5: the jokes by you and see what you think real quick.

595
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 8: Okay, well just hold on.

596
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 7: A sick Hey.

597
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 5: Look, Emily's here tonight, everybody. Emily, you're so invisible on

598
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 5: the court. I thought you were a water bottle. Oh yeah, yeah,

599
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 5: oh yeah, what is that?

600
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 8: What is going on here?

601
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 5: Oh? That was a sound effect that on a handheld. No,

602
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna play it near the mic during the actual event.

603
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 8: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the joke.

604
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 8: Like what you're not actually gonna say that.

605
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 12: Are you.

606
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course I am, and I'm just warming up, like, hey, look,

607
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 5: Sophia made it to the party. Sophia, your defense is

608
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 5: so soft. I'm surprised Charman didn't try to sponsor you.

609
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 8: Go oh yeah, told you this was a good idea.

610
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 5: Well, I've always wanted to be a comedian. I thought

611
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 5: this was the perfect chance to.

612
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 8: Try a fourth grade girls basketball party. You thought that

613
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 8: would be the best time to roast people.

614
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 5: I know it's probably too easy, but I got to

615
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 5: start somewhere.

616
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 8: These are ten year old girls gonna You're gonna definitely

617
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 8: hurt their feelings.

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00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 5: It's a roast, you know how these were. No one

619
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 5: is safe, not even my own daughter. Come on, hey, Samantha, No,

620
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 5: you're so bad at passing. I wouldn't trust you to

621
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 5: hand me the salt at dinner.

622
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 8: Come on, okay, you need to.

623
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Speaker 5: Just did you hear the kool aid guy? That's another

624
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 5: sound off my handheld? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm about

625
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's a big no.

626
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 8: This cannot happen.

627
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 5: Oh it's happening. And remember when I told you nobody's safe. Well,

628
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Speaker 5: quick shout out to all the coaches. This year.

629
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Speaker 8: I don't want to hear it.

630
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 5: Without them, this team would have been just a bunch

631
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Speaker 5: of kids running around with no idea what they're doing. Dude, stop.

632
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 5: Oh wait, that's pretty much what we saw. Oh yeah, okay, clueless.

633
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 8: Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna hang up and call

634
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 8: the head coach and we're going to cancel your party.

635
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 5: There are no kids that are coming to this, Are

636
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Speaker 5: you kidding? Coach Dickerson said that he loved this idea

637
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 5: and he wants to actually live stream the whole thing

638
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 5: on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah,

639
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 5: I highly doubt.

640
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Speaker 8: He said that there's no way.

641
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, you know the show that does the prank

642
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 5: phone calls like this one.

643
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Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

644
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, because my name is jeff and you're on the

645
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 5: radio right now, I'm doing a phone tap on.

646
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Speaker 8: You, dude, in no way.

647
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry, Coach Dickerson set you up. Dude. Oh god,

648
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 5: He said, you did really well helping out the girls

649
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 5: this year, But come on, the idea of a roast

650
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 5: for the end of the year party, right, I mean,

651
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 5: I know there's some kids that you want to slam.

652
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 5: Come on lay one on me.

653
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 8: Oh no, I'm not gonna do it, but that's good.

654
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you need to write some better material. I

655
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 5: can't even do the rim shop for that one. We'll

656
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 5: work shopping, okay, right, okay, wake up.

657
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 10: Every morning was weekday morning the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

658
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 10: in the morning.

659
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: It's always good to make the ladies scream. Yeah, which

660
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 5: is why all of Jose's dates happen at haunted houses.

661
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: The only way is way more innocent that I thought.

662
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 5: One of our listeners says he got it done a

663
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 5: different way when he rolled up to the parking lot,

664
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Speaker 5: opened the trunk of his car, and his date couldn't

665
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 5: help but start screaming. Now was it good screaming, bad screaming,

666
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 5: or one of those dry, emotionless screams. We're gonna find

667
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 5: out in a brand new second date up date that's

668
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 5: coming up right after this second date updated alexis, how

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Speaker 5: do you feel about a guy bringing you a gift

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Speaker 5: on a first date? Do you like a guy to

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Speaker 5: have a present or do you require it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was gonna say it depends on what it is,

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Speaker 4: you know, like I require something, but money's preferred.

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Speaker 2: Don't show what just cash exchange that takes the date

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Speaker 2: to a different type of relation.

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Speaker 5: Whatever Alexis is into, you have it, okay business, but

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Speaker 5: I only ask as one of our listeners says, he

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Speaker 5: showed up to his first date with a special surprise

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Speaker 5: for his lady and it wasn't your stareeotypical flowers with

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Speaker 5: a box of plan B.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should not be in the plan B is thought.

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Speaker 5: I mean, his mom didn't use it and she came

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Speaker 5: about But you know what, where's the Roman?

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Speaker 1: Being prepared?

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Speaker 5: Is hot? Okay. We're going to get to the gifts

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Speaker 5: specifically in a second, but first, Kyle is the one

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Speaker 5: who emailed us, so welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, how are you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: God, we're giving you all sorts of ideas for your

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Speaker 1: next day.

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Speaker 6: Kyle, know your gift, Kyle, I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: I want to know.

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Speaker 5: We do. But first tell us about this lucky lady

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Speaker 5: that you met. Where did you meet her?

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Speaker 8: So we met online on you know, one of the

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Speaker 8: ashsa okay, and we clicked. I thought she's really hot

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Speaker 8: and I hope she think she liked me.

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Speaker 1: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: By the way, did you even catch that in the

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Speaker 5: profile or who cares.

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Speaker 8: Her name is Sarah?

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Speaker 1: Sara Sarah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but what made I mean there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: hot girls on the dating apps, Like, what made her

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Speaker 2: stand out so much that you wanted to her a

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Speaker 2: surprise gift?

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Speaker 1: Is that it's that easy? Is that right?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, it is like a visual medium. So

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Speaker 8: I mean she was really pretty. I'll just say it,

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Speaker 8: she's really pretty by.

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Speaker 1: Her affection, I see.

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Speaker 5: I don't know is that how it was that? You're

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Speaker 5: making it seem like weird?

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Speaker 1: Ask them why she stood out? Nobody had an answer

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Speaker 1: because it's hot.

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Speaker 5: Well that's what dating is.

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Speaker 3: Broke a lot more.

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Speaker 5: Just go watch a nineties movie and get your jobs

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Speaker 5: off there like.

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Speaker 6: Both parts of the grocery store, and then like I

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Speaker 6: have a whole.

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Speaker 1: I just want them to have. Most people have a connection,

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: Besides, in the modern dating world, no, they don't.

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Speaker 1: Truly talk to so many. Okay, we're getting off track.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to argue about this anymore.

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Speaker 5: I apologize. She has no idea how modern dating were.

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Speaker 5: Tell us how did you how did Sarah bond?

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Speaker 8: Well, so we started talking about TV shows, okay, and uh.

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Speaker 8: I asked her what her favorite show is. She said

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Speaker 8: she didn't own a TV.

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Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, that's wild.

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Speaker 1: I went through a phase like that.

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Speaker 6: No, I get it, okay TV.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you have the eighteen eighties. I know.

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Speaker 6: He takes not driving a car with my feet.

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Speaker 2: You honestly like you're a single woman. You're living by yourself,

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Speaker 2: Like you.

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Speaker 1: Just watch your shows on your laptop. You don't need

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Speaker 1: the TV. Is that what it is?

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Speaker 5: I guess Well, she.

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Speaker 8: Her roommate had the TV and she moved out, and

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Speaker 8: so she just never got another.

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Speaker 9: Okay, she used her laptop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. See that's doesn't sound like a lot of bonding.

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Speaker 2: If you were talking about your favorite TV shows and

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Speaker 2: she doesn't own a TV, that's.

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Speaker 8: Their first conversation, you know. So on a whim, I

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Speaker 8: bought her a TV.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, Oh so who did you awkwardly carry it.

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Speaker 5: Into a restaurant?

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Speaker 8: I put it in my car?

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Speaker 2: I see, Oh my god, the record TVs are not

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Speaker 2: as expective.

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Speaker 1: As they used Yeah, but how many inches?

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Speaker 8: Forty three inches? Okay, there was a nice TV. It

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Speaker 8: had Roku Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Smart TV, nice time, something like something my parents would say,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 5: He said it was in the trunk of your car.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, put in my trunk. So I took it to

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Speaker 8: the date and I told her, Hey, I've got a

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Speaker 8: surprise for you.

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Speaker 3: What There is no way she was expecting that.

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Speaker 6: Water you get in front of her.

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Speaker 1: Wait, are we at the beginning of the date when

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Speaker 1: you gave it to her? At the end?

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Speaker 8: I pulled up and I showed her the TV.

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Speaker 6: It's amazing. That is so cool. We've never heard on

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Speaker 6: TV give on the first day.

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Speaker 5: Although I have heard of. I have heard of guys

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Speaker 5: being like, hey, I have a surprise for you in

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Speaker 5: the trunk of my car, and then the story usually

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Speaker 5: goes totally, usually a shovel.

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Speaker 1: And some duct tape. Yeah, but wait, what was her reaction?

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Speaker 8: Well, she was happy, she screamed. She was like, oh

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Speaker 8: this is amazing.

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Speaker 4: Uh oh wow, okay after it because then you know

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Speaker 4: if she actually likes you.

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Speaker 1: But that's it.

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Speaker 9: You know, you could have also said, would have been like,

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Speaker 9: we could either go back and try it out on

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Speaker 9: Netflix and chill, or we can continue our date.

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Speaker 8: Well, I actually installed it for her too, So you

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Speaker 8: did go back to her place?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 1: Wait, did you guys? Go to dinner at all?

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Speaker 10: Or did you?

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Speaker 1: Was the TV the whole date at this.

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Speaker 8: Point, wondering, Yeah, we had dinner.

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Speaker 1: Oh you did.

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Speaker 11: Oh she must have been like so excited to go

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Speaker 11: home and try out the new TV.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you know TV nerds. I don't thought

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Speaker 6: she was excited, he said, she was.

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Speaker 5: I mean with the Roku probably, How did it got

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Speaker 5: get over that?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I brought it up to her apartment, hunging up on

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Speaker 8: the wall, and then you know, we watched TV and

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Speaker 8: I spent the night on the couch and she went

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Speaker 8: to her room.

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Speaker 2: Nothing happened, but okay, she invited you to spend the night.

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Speaker 8: Right, We were just watching TV and she fell asleep.

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Speaker 8: She went to go sleep in her bed.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well she.

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Speaker 2: Must have just took the couch on and you know,

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Speaker 2: but that's like a good comfort level. Like you meet

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Speaker 2: somebody on a first day and you allow them not

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Speaker 2: only to come to.

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Speaker 1: Your house but to stay the night. That's good, it's good.

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Speaker 1: That's a good sign that she trusts you.

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Speaker 5: So what's happened since then?

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Speaker 8: Well, so we hung out one other time, but it

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Speaker 8: was like kind of short and I don't know, I

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Speaker 8: was just getting like a weird vibe from her.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me you did not ask for the TV

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Speaker 5: back after this all happened. We've definitely had gotten the show.

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Speaker 5: Who've been hurt and they've asked for like, oh, well

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Speaker 5: now I want half of my bill back because she

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Speaker 5: doesn't want to see me anymore.

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Speaker 8: No, No, I'm not that Patty, I was saying.

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Speaker 2: She'd say, oh, I had a computer, but my roommate

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Speaker 2: took it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you open the world of Netflix and

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Speaker 4: chill for her now yeah.

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Speaker 1: Or she just chilled herself.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 5: Well, we'll find out when we call her and see

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Speaker 5: if she even picks up and takes a break from

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Speaker 5: watching Murders in the apartment or whatever.

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Speaker 1: In the building.

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Speaker 5: I didn't watch it, so but we'll find out what

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Speaker 5: she's doing who. That should be the sequel, but for now,

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Speaker 5: we're focused on our second date up date when we

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Speaker 5: come back right after this second date update, I think

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Speaker 5: all of us have imagined going on to a giant

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Speaker 5: game show one day, winning and taking home an awesome

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Speaker 5: prize like a forty three inch smart TV with rogue.

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Speaker 5: But a girl named Sarah didn't have to do all

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Speaker 5: of that. She just had to go on one date

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Speaker 5: with our listener Kyle, who gifted her a brand new

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Speaker 5: flat screen just because.

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Speaker 1: She'd mentioned she didn't actually showed up. It wasn't even

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Speaker 1: at the end.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all because her roommate had taken her last

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Speaker 5: one when she moved out. But after installing it for

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Speaker 5: her and watching it together, she's been acting a little

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Speaker 5: bit weird. Those are Kyle's words, and he doesn't know why.

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Speaker 2: They hung out a second time, but apparently it was

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Speaker 2: so short that there's not even a description of the hangout.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, it was that bad.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what the reasoning is. But we're about

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Speaker 5: to call Sarah here in a second. But Brooke, what

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Speaker 5: do you think and what are your thoughts before we

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Speaker 5: reach out to Sarah.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it was just too much, too quick, because she's like,

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Speaker 2: she didn't ask for the TV, even though she was

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Speaker 2: excited about it.

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Speaker 6: I didn't think of that. It's different.

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Speaker 5: Too big of a TV, is what Brooks said. You

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Speaker 5: should have gone like a thirty inch maybe one that

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Speaker 5: at a VHS player in if or something.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't even a four case.

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Speaker 5: But Kyle, we're gonna try our best to do this

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Speaker 5: for you.

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Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 13: Again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if she doesn't agree to another date, are you

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Speaker 2: going to be regretful about the TV gift or do

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Speaker 2: you have a backup.

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Speaker 6: Gift just in case?

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Speaker 8: That's a good idea. Do you guys have any free

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00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 8: giveaways or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: We're going to give you a gift card at the

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Speaker 1: end of this.

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00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 5: There may and if you want to thank us by

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Speaker 5: giving this a TV in return, that's up to you.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to pressure you, but most guests do

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Speaker 5: give us something as a thank you.

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Speaker 1: I have four TVs in my trunk right now, not.

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Speaker 5: Nice ones or else you would have installed them in

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Speaker 5: your house. But still, whatever it is, it's up to you.

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Speaker 5: Let's call Sarah and see if she picks up. Here

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Speaker 5: we go, Hello, Hey, is this Sarah?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Man, Yes, you may wear a show called Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning, not.

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Speaker 1: A TV show, a radio show. She's really into TV.

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00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 5: Now, Jeff, we're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm

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Speaker 5: Jeff Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is Jeff.

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Speaker 5: That's the fourth time I've said it.

895
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Speaker 3: She's not gonna know you don't know.

896
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: We're a morning radio show.

897
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 5: Hold on, you want to know the name of our show?

898
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 13: If I have it, can I help you?

899
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 11: Sorry?

900
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 5: You hopefully can help us because we are doing a

901
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 5: segment called a second Date Update and trying to get

902
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 5: some answers for one of our listeners that you met

903
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 5: up with the other night for a hot date.

904
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 12: To hot dates, I've had several dates. I don't know

905
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 12: who you're talking about.

906
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I think you'll remember once we say his name.

907
00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kyle, oh good, the TV guy. Don't say that?

908
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 12: Why?

909
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 6: Why?

910
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 10: Why?

911
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: Like you? He said that you're super pretty?

912
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 5: Why is your reaction that way?

913
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 12: Because, oh my gosh.

914
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: Dude, that sounds like you have a story and I

915
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 2: am dying.

916
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 5: Would you mind sharing a little bit because Kyle is

917
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 5: totally confused. He doesn't know why there hasn't been another hangout?

918
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 12: Is he really?

919
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he knows the last time you saw him

920
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: it didn't go well.

921
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 12: He must be truly up to Oh my gosh, tooth.

922
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: Yes, he's not a cute.

923
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 5: Could you explain a little bit because we're totally in

924
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 5: the dark.

925
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 12: Okay, have y'all ever had somebody buy you a TV

926
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 12: on a first date.

927
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 5: No, just like six or seven times, but yeah, just everyone,

928
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 5: not one with Roku.

929
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: He thought you were excited about that, were you not?

930
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 12: I mean it was thoughtful, but I didn't know that

931
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 12: it was to come with all these things. Okay, he's

932
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 12: putting it up on the wall.

933
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

934
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 12: If you call you want the story, you're about to

935
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 12: get the story.

936
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting back in my seat.

937
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 5: We're starting with he's putting the TV up on your wall.

938
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 12: Yes, And while he's installing and everything, he's like, I'm

939
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 12: really into sports, and I'm like, okay, great and everything.

940
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 8: That's cool.

941
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

942
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 12: So after set up, he kicks off his shoes and

943
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 12: turns on the game.

944
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 13: The game?

945
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 5: What game?

946
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

947
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 13: He turns.

948
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: Did he ask you if you wanted to watch it

949
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: with him?

950
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: No?

951
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 5: No, no, noble.

952
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,479
Speaker 10: Yeah.

953
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 12: So he's just watching a basketball game. And then he says, hey,

954
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 12: can you get some snacks for now?

955
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 5: That the full experience of what it's like to watch.

956
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 5: He's doing the test run for you.

957
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 6: He should be giving her the snacks that and putting

958
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 6: her on go home.

959
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 2: He just feels comfortable with you. He feels like he's

960
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 2: hanging out. He's trying to bond.

961
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 12: After one day.

962
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, how did.

963
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: He stay the night then, because he said he slept

964
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: on your couch.

965
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 12: Right, yeah, okay, so he's so geeked up. He was like, man,

966
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 12: the resolution like the picture. Oh, this was a perfect

967
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 12: place on the wall. And he's still watching the game

968
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 12: when everything gets a late night game, and so I

969
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 12: was like, well, I'm going to bed.

970
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: Well you didn't kick him out.

971
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 5: Maybe that's like the insinuation, like hey, I gotta go

972
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 5: time you.

973
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 7: Know with me?

974
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 3: No, No, that I think it meant like maybe you

975
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 3: just take the TV with you.

976
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 5: At this point, he didn't get the hint.

977
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 12: No, he did not get the hint I wake up.

978
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 12: He's gotten so comfortable. He done went to the kitchen,

979
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 12: made him a bowl of cereal and is watching a

980
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 12: pick a ball tournament.

981
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: At least he's independent. You know, you hang out with

982
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: him again?

983
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Yeah, he said there was a second hangout.

984
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 5: That was what he said.

985
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 12: Well, I guess the only time that I saw him

986
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 12: was later on in the day when I got home

987
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 12: from work.

988
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: In my apartment all day he was still there.

989
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 8: Okay, hold on, hold on, can I can I can

990
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 8: I jump in here?

991
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 5: I think a good time something. Okay, So, Sarah, you

992
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 5: should probably know that that's Kyle. He's been waiting on

993
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 5: the other line wanting to talk to you.

994
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

995
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 5: Well, actually he's probably in your apartment right now from

996
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 5: the TV.

997
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 14: But yeah, are you hitting me?

998
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 12: He's on the going way too far?

999
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, hold on, he's installed your TV up on

1000
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 5: the wall for you. So just let's give him a

1001
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 5: chance to explain himself.

1002
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that about the TV and installed. Yes, yeah,

1003
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: that's exactly the problem with the gifts. Actually, she owes

1004
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: him nothing.

1005
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: But but but he need to be a good guy

1006
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: that you should hear out.

1007
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 5: That's totally different than what I said.

1008
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 8: All right, So I brought you dinner and I invited

1009
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 8: you to join me, and I'm the bad guy. Is

1010
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 8: that so bad?

1011
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 12: You brought pizza knowing I don't eat that. No, you

1012
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 12: can't consider me at all. And the fact that you're

1013
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 12: in my house all day after I told you I'm

1014
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 12: going to bed, I gotta go to work.

1015
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 8: You don't want.

1016
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna get it outside anyway before this blows

1017
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 5: up any further. And you guys are arguing about he said,

1018
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 5: she said, what is the pizza about.

1019
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys went to dinner. I didn't think that

1020
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: you just brought pizza to her house.

1021
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 12: No, he was still at my house.

1022
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is the second night after you guys

1023
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 5: hung out the first time, and he brought dinner.

1024
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 6: To till it was evening the next day.

1025
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 5: What a romantic.

1026
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: Jeffers mean? Sarcastic dude. It's like an unwritten rule.

1027
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 2: If you stay the night at somebody's house, you leave

1028
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: in the morning when they leave.

1029
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 5: Okay, but this was the second night. So what's the

1030
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 5: role about the second night?

1031
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, the rule is you bring pizza.

1032
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 5: That's a good man.

1033
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 12: The rule is that you leave. G Oh, when I

1034
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 12: said I gotta go to bed?

1035
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, Because is it just me? Or do she sounds ungrateful?

1036
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 13: Right?

1037
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 8: I mean I said in a TV? I mean, am

1038
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 8: I crazy?

1039
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1040
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 6: Yourself.

1041
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 5: I have not heard a thank you one time from

1042
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 5: her that I thank you.

1043
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: I haven't heard she already thanked you when you gave

1044
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: it to her.

1045
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 8: She's not thanking me now, she's just complaining that I'm

1046
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 8: watching sports. But that's what you do with a TV.

1047
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 5: Okay.

1048
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 12: I need you to understand this. It's not your house.

1049
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 12: So I'm gonna need you to come and get this TV.

1050
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 12: All right, if you want to, I'm putting it outside.

1051
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 12: But I have done with this.

1052
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 5: Oh, somebody's inviting you over.

1053
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, that sounds like an invite. Do you want pepperoni?

1054
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 8: You want cheese?

1055
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 5: And we are going to provide the gift card for

1056
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 5: that pizza?

1057
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 12: Uh, the corner be on the corner. You will not

1058
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 12: have any access to my apartment.

1059
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is.

1060
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: Not his roommate, Mabe text the address of the corner

1061
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 3: in case what us wants.

1062
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 6: To swoop.

1063
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 8: TV. You don't put like a free sign on or anything.

1064
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 8: It's out there. I'm gonna come by it.

1065
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get it, Okayroun What that sounds like a no?

1066
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Kyle, but I guess we learned a lesson.

1067
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 5: Never give a woman a gift on a first date. Ever.

1068
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 6: No, let's just be normal.

1069
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: You know what if there's no middle ground, Jeffrey, let's

1070
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: go with that.

1071
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 5: Finally we agree on something. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1072
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1073
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 5: We're getting too many no's lately, Brook not getting enough yeses,

1074
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 5: and it's starting to make me lose faith in love.

1075
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 5: Oh no, Jeff, somebody here isn't doing their jobs.

1076
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: It's the guy. He could have just gone home that

1077
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: night and he would have had another date. It is

1078
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: not my fault.

1079
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 5: Okay, fair, but Brooke, Is there any way that maybe

1080
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 5: next time we at a guy on the phone who

1081
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 5: spends forty eight straight hours at a girl's place in

1082
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 5: his underwear, watching nothing but sports, Can you at least

1083
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 5: try to spin it into a romantic thing?

1084
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: Just try it sounds like marriage. Is that good?

1085
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 5: I'm doing all the heavy lifting standing up for our listeners.

1086
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 5: You're just throwing them right under the bus.

1087
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: I started by saying it was good that she let

1088
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: him stay because it obviously meant she trusted him. I

1089
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 2: didn't know that it obviously meant that he didn't get

1090
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: the messages.

1091
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 5: You're still on the pessimistic train. We need you to

1092
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 5: hop back onto the optimism train and stand up for

1093
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 5: our listeners. Right or wrong.

1094
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a headache.

1095
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 5: We'll tell some advlat you. Email the show. If you

1096
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 5: have a very easy, simple dating life that we could

1097
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 5: fix without having to stand up for you the ones

1098
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 5: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1099
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 5: you back. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1100
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1101
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 5: Valentine's Day is next week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1102
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 5: the morning. And a new poll ask people what would

1103
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 5: you prefer on Cupid's holiday Extra love, extra money, extra time,

1104
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 5: or extra fries?

1105
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 1: Vote with all the other things.

1106
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding about the extra fries. That's not actually

1107
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 5: on the list.

1108
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: That makes sense after you did that list.

1109
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: I was joking about the fries, but the other three

1110
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 5: are on there.

1111
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 2: No extra love, jeff extra love.

1112
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook, you already have all the money, so more

1113
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 5: of that. Just go for the love. Now. Here's the

1114
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 5: results from the survey. At number one, forty six percent

1115
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 5: voted for more cash.

1116
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: Okay, do people get just straight cash or Valentine's.

1117
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 5: Days the good lovers? Twenty nine percent voted for more time.

1118
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 5: Twenty four percent voted for more love.

1119
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: Love is kind of a lot.

1120
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, And in the comments somebody pointed out, actually, extra

1121
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 5: money can buy you more love and more time. That's

1122
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: au and think about that. Money can buy you a

1123
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 5: little bit of happiness.

1124
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 7: And time is money.

1125
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 5: Oh yes, actually someone did point out extra time can

1126
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 5: give you the freedom to earn more money and get

1127
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 5: more love.

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00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 6: I think the chocolate.

1129
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 5: I think the answer is there are no wrong answers.

1130
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 5: Whatever you get is right. And after seeing all these numbers,

1131
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 5: extra fries actually still look really good. Still. We're going

1132
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 5: to be serving up a side of them when we

1133
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 5: do a brand new edition of Laser Stories that's coming

1134
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 5: up right after this. It's the radio segment that's helping

1135
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 5: you save money in the Q tip game with re

1136
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 5: q tips. Yeah, you don't know what they are yet.

1137
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 5: I don't want to regular q tips, but one end

1138
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 5: has already been used, so instead of letting that whole

1139
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 5: thing go to waste, they're requeuing it. Books all about

1140
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 5: saving the environment with her giant box of re q tips.

1141
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 5: No thanks to Laser Stories. Just make up the segment

1142
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 5: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1143
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 5: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

1144
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 5: those other earmates just don't good share the love. His

1145
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 5: first Laser story is out of Georgia, a guy who

1146
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 5: goes by the name te period Bone so t Bone.

1147
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 5: He's facing a felony charge after breaking into a mall

1148
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 5: the other night.

1149
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 11: Nobody got this doesn't sound like t Bone.

1150
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 5: No, But you know, maybe we shouldn't be so harsh

1151
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 5: on him, because the reason t Bone broke in was

1152
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: because he was stealing cinnamon rolls from the cinnabon.

1153
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 6: At all.

1154
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Is he gonna get him to like heat him up

1155
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: at his own house too, Like I've always just wanted

1156
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: to dough yeah.

1157
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 10: The time.

1158
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 5: And that was the problem because it happened in the

1159
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 5: middle of the night, so they weren't hot and gooey

1160
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 5: like the ones that get served to you by the staff.

1161
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 5: And that made t Bone frustrated. I didn't expect bacon overnight,

1162
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,959
Speaker 5: so he went through the inventory and attempted to turn

1163
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 5: on a few of the ovens.

1164
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: Oh there we go.

1165
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 5: Te Bows even went so far as filling up an

1166
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 5: entire cup with icing trying to drink it.

1167
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know what t Bone has been through.

1168
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 10: Maybe I was a broken.

1169
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 6: Maybe he needed to.

1170
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1171
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 5: In the end, he was caught before he could do

1172
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 5: much damage, and even the cops had a little fun

1173
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 5: with it on social media, writing cinnabons can be tempting,

1174
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 5: but breaking into a mall for a midnight snack is

1175
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 5: just not smart. Now, instead of enjoying a warm gooey

1176
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 5: cinnamon roll. You're facing felony burglary charges.

1177
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: Wasn't a very funny post.

1178
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 3: I wouldn't really like that one.

1179
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, in terms of cop posts, it's in, you know,

1180
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 5: the top seventy percent. So let's give them a little find.

1181
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 5: This next laser show is out of the fur cast

1182
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 5: forum if you missed it. Last week was Groundhog Day

1183
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 5: and Punk Satani Phil did see his shadow, which means

1184
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 5: more winter is coming.

1185
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 2: It should mean that the sun is out and therefore

1186
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: he has a shadow.

1187
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: So spring, you're on the groundhog.

1188
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 5: I'm trying to counter groundhog knowledge. That's just silly of you. Still,

1189
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 5: it means six weeks more. But do you know who

1190
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 5: did not see his shadow? The most accurate groundhog, according

1191
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 5: to a new study Staten Island Chuck. No matter what,

1192
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 5: remember and we talked about him last week, how Chuck

1193
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,959
Speaker 5: is the most accurate weather predicting animal in the US.

1194
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: I even remember he's eighty five percent accurate. Chuck stuck with.

1195
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 5: Me, And since he did not see his shadow, he's

1196
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 5: predicting an early spring.

1197
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 11: That's take that, Posidoni, philm I feel like he's so accurate.

1198
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 6: He's also like predicting a low pressure area degrees.

1199
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 5: He does the whole ten day. Remember punkstunny. Phil is

1200
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 5: dead last when it comes to weather predicting animals in

1201
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 5: the US, with an accuracy of just thirty five percent.

1202
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: Yes, suck it film.

1203
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 6: Why do we trust you?

1204
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 1: Why have the job if you can't do it? I agree?

1205
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 6: I agree?

1206
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 3: Why his first year as a father having to bring

1207
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 3: the mother?

1208
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: Why aren't we follow island Chuck?

1209
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 3: He's not distracted by Yeah, even.

1210
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 5: The poop sorting pigeon from Connecticut named Barnaby is predicting

1211
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 5: an early spring. So if Phil is wrong this year,

1212
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 5: expect online critics to try and cancel him with a

1213
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 5: book at the head of that petition.

1214
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.

1215
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 5: Fry up. Phil is what Brooke wants to do. Ye

1216
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 5: have him for lunch anyway. His next laser story is

1217
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 5: out of v Day, Me Day Headquarters. If you want

1218
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,280
Speaker 5: to stand out this Valentine's Day, don't give a boring

1219
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 5: bouquet of flowers. Give your special person a bouquet of pickles.

1220
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 5: I love it.

1221
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: It's a nice breath to kiss.

1222
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 5: Grillos Pickles just announce the return of its pickle Pickle bouquet,

1223
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 5: calling it a perfect mix of playful and delicious.

1224
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 2: No, it's pickles to get the right pickles.

1225
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 5: But yeah, my hells are looking at a photo of

1226
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 5: the pickle bouquet right now, Brook, how would you describe it?

1227
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 5: Because I would say it looks busy.

1228
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 2: See, I think it is a nice presentation. We've got

1229
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 2: some pickles on some sticks.

1230
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: We've got some floral fill, looks like some cherry tomatoes,

1231
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: jeff with some olives.

1232
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I didn't effect a whole food review,

1233
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 5: just like what do you think? But okay, it'll be

1234
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 5: up on our instant stories at Brook and Jeffrey if

1235
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 5: you want to break it down too. There is a

1236
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 5: downside to the gift, though, you will have to arrange

1237
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 5: it yourself, so.

1238
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: Mike will look terrible.

1239
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: You might look just like a pickle and a stick

1240
00:56:59,200 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: at that point.

1241
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 5: But the DIY kit comes with a cupon for a

1242
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 5: jar of pickles.

1243
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 1: It doesn't even come with a pickle.

1244
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 5: You gotta go buy that, so you go snag some

1245
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 5: from your local grocery store, along with a foam base,

1246
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 5: tissue paper, a bit of floral filler, a custom pickle

1247
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 5: base stewers, and a personalized car so much?

1248
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: How much are we paying for that?

1249
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 5: I know it sounds like a lot, but like I said,

1250
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 5: this is different. No one is gonna see it coming.

1251
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 5: And the good news is Brook, It's only going to

1252
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 5: set you back thirty five dollars plus shipping and you

1253
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 5: can order now. Find the link on our Insta stories

1254
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 5: at Brook and Jeffrey.

1255
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous.

1256
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of condiment corner.

1257
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 5: People Magazine just named their top five most dangerous expired

1258
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 5: condiments that include some that might not last as long

1259
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 5: as you think. I know, People Magazine are the experts

1260
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 5: in condent expiration dates.

1261
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: Say try it, you know? Okay?

1262
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 6: Good?

1263
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would not recommend that, nor with the People

1264
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 5: Magazine experts because number five is soy sauce.

1265
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: Can it go back?

1266
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: You go to a restaurant, NAGA guarantee it has been

1267
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 2: sitting out on the table.

1268
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 6: Isn't it already fermented beauty?

1269
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 5: Some people assume that it lasts forever, but again, you've

1270
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 5: got about one year in order to use it and

1271
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 5: then it starts to go back.

1272
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: Well, we go through eyes quicker than that.

1273
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 5: Same number four. Mustard, Oh we love mustard. It does

1274
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 5: last a little bit longer because there's more vinegar in it,

1275
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 5: but once you break the seal, you've got one year

1276
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 5: to use the whole thing up. Oh no, okay, number

1277
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 5: three ketchup.

1278
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: Our ketchup is probably two years old.

1279
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need to keep an eye on the color

1280
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 5: because if it changes, toss it.

1281
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I buy the stuff with the red dye

1282
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: in it, so how would I know?

1283
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.

1284
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 5: Usually it gets a little bit darker towards like a brown.

1285
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 5: Number two soddressing creamy well which ones well, it says,

1286
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 5: all the eggs and cheese it takes to make up

1287
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 5: the creamy ones. Okay, so Caesar. And it's supposed to

1288
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: be tossed after two months.

1289
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 2: I mean I seed it till it's moldy, you know,

1290
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: like yeah, sure, well that's a good point.

1291
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 5: And finally mayonnaise, it's got eggs in it, so once

1292
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 5: it's been opened, the USDA says it's only good for

1293
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 5: sixty days.

1294
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 2: That's it's Nobody is eating their mayonnaise in sixty days.

1295
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: There's no give it the.

1296
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 5: Sniff test, and if it don't smell, right, chuck it.

1297
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: But minis doesn't really smell right to begin with. And

1298
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: I even like mayonnaise.

1299
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 5: Speaking of something that doesn't quite smell right. This guy

1300
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 5: just found a sock stuck to his wall about six

1301
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 5: feet up. How did it get there? Why is it stuck? Yeah,

1302
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 5: like I said, something doesn't smell right. And that sound

1303
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 5: means Laser Stories is over for the day. We'll do

1304
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 5: it again the same time on.

1305
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 10: Friday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1306
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 5: Destiny is on the phone right now, and I don't

1307
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 5: mean that like a metaphor. Her actual name is Destiny,

1308
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 5: and she says.

1309
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: It never has gotten.

1310
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 5: But Destiny is feeling a little bit nervous because this

1311
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 5: is her first time playing you, and it's always been

1312
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 5: a dream of hers to come on this show and

1313
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 5: cuss out Brook live on the radio, a dream of men. Destiny,

1314
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 5: let her have it.

1315
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: Most dogs heard it.

1316
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, Destiny, go ahead, I can bleep it. Feel free.

1317
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 12: I don't even know what you're saying.

1318
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 5: You're not going to do it?

1319
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: Are you actually nice? Destiny? Is that the whole thing

1320
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: you're like? I thoughtful, You're.

1321
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 13: Sweet, I try to be.

1322
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeff wanted the dark side of you, and you're

1323
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: just not gonna yes.

1324
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 5: If you're not gonna do it. Then I'm gonna do

1325
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 5: it for you. Then here we go.

1326
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 6: Oh, go ahead, Jeff, Oh shoot.

1327
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 5: We're running out of time.

1328
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 10: Star.

1329
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 5: We'll get to the curse fest after this. Let's do

1330
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 5: the game first, Destiny. Let's leave in the studio. All right,

1331
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 5: you wonderful woman. Now let's you know this works thirty

1332
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 5: seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you

1333
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 5: don't know it, and you could say pass, but you

1334
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 5: have to beat broke out right if you want to win.

1335
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1336
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1337
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 5: Good luck, Destiny. Your time starts now. Today is National

1338
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 5: Weatherman's Day. What's the technical term for a person who

1339
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 5: forecasts the weather?

1340
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Speaker 8: Oh, a meteorologist.

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Speaker 5: Soccer superstar Chris Gianno Ronaldo celebrates a birthday today. Is

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Speaker 5: he in his thirties or forties?

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Speaker 10: Forty?

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Speaker 5: The veins in a human body stretch out over how

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Speaker 5: many miles? Six hundred or sixty thousand miles?

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Speaker 12: Sixty thousand?

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Speaker 5: Ulysses s? Grant is on what denomination of the American

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Speaker 5: dollar m The first fast food burger chain in the

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Speaker 5: United States was Burger King, Whitecastle or Jack in the

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Speaker 5: Box King. All right, Destiny, well done, got through a

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Speaker 5: lot of questions there Brooks coming back into the studio.

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Speaker 5: But Valentine's Day is coming up on us super quickly.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, it is.

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Speaker 5: Anytime I talk about Valentine's Day, this is just the

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Speaker 5: natural reaction. And I learned that Destiny on Valentine's Oh

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Speaker 5: what is she gonna do? Is gonna be working that day.

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Speaker 1: Doing Destiny, I am a home caregiver.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, romantic activity want to be doing.

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Speaker 1: It was definitely not the response you should have given

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Speaker 1: these boys.

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Speaker 5: And then after she's done given care, she's going to

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Speaker 5: spend some time with her boyfriend that night. Destiny, you

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Speaker 5: want to tell us about the details of what's going

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Speaker 5: to happen that evening. You can say it a sensual

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Speaker 5: as you like.

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Speaker 13: I think you've got some planned kind of all of

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Speaker 13: the pie.

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Speaker 1: I'm go, I guess if it's still surprisingest nothing planned.

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Speaker 5: Yet, but it's gonna be a little I thought you

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Speaker 5: were doing something. I thought you were planning. Oh baby, okay,

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Speaker 5: it's your turn. Good luck, Your time starts now. Today

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Speaker 5: is National Weathermen's Day. What's the technical term for a

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Speaker 5: person who forecasts the weather. Soccer superstar Christiano Ronaldo celebrates

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Speaker 5: a birthday today. Is he in his thirties or forties?

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Speaker 1: Thirties?

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Speaker 5: The veins in a human body stretch out over how

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Speaker 5: many miles? Six hundred or sixty thousand miles?

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Speaker 1: Six hundred?

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Speaker 5: Ulysses s. Grant is on what denomination of the American dollar?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 5: The fast food burger chain in the United The first

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Speaker 5: fast food burger chain United States was Burger King, Whitecastle

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Speaker 5: or Jack in the Box.

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Speaker 1: Interesting Burger King.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, all right, answers are in. We're gonna

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Speaker 5: go to the scoreboard to see how you both did

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Speaker 5: with Josel so deliciously white trash wummy. I want a mullet.

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Speaker 6: Destiny, you did really good. You got three correct today.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well done, rug only on.

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Speaker 7: Destiny.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations, youst time on the show and you beat Brook.

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Speaker 1: He threw me off talking about all that stuff you

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Speaker 1: and your boyfriend are gonna do. Yeah, fak straight Destiny.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, she is so happy. And let's go

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Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody. It's National Weatherman's Day. The

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Speaker 5: technical term for a person who forecasts the weather would

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Speaker 5: be a meteorologist who Soccer star Christiano Ronaldo has a birthday.

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Speaker 5: He is in his forties. Turning forty years old.

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Speaker 2: To day shock me, Like, I think he's been famous

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Speaker 2: since he was a kid's any athlete, This world star

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Speaker 2: at that age has been around for two decades.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, the veins in a human body stretch out over

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Speaker 5: sixty thousand miles long, not like short ves. Ulysses as

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Speaker 5: Grant is. On what denomination of the American dollar, it's

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Speaker 5: the fifty dollars bill. Those are too low for Brooks.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't expect you to know those ones.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say the ten thousand dollars bill.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been closer. The first fast food

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Speaker 5: burger chain in the United States was Whitecastle, open in

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Speaker 5: nineteen twenty one, the first chain to have every store

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Speaker 5: make its food in one standard way at every location. Destiny, congratulations,

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Speaker 5: you beat Brooks. So you get one hundred dollars plus

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Speaker 5: just for playing. You also get a ten dollars Starbucks

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Speaker 5: gift card. Well, I'm more excited about that than so

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Speaker 5: Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 12: I love coffee.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love coffee too.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. Same.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Destiny, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what go back? Okay, Destiny back, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't push your luck.

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Speaker 5: If you call back again. Soon take brook down one

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Speaker 5: more time. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 5: Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,