WEBVTT - Sexy Unique Podcast Podcast with Brooke Baker 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:08.440 It's three two in San Luis Obispo, and you're listening 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:24.680 tonight Call. Hello everybody, and welcome to Night Call, the 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:29.400 podcast for those foamy nights in those subsy days. Joining 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.960 me as always today in Los Angeles is Tess Lynch 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.360 and joining us today a very special guest, our friend, 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:41.599 Brook Baker. Welcome Brooke. Hey. UM, I'm Brook Baker. I'm 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:46.320 a writer, UM, attempting to be a writer in Los Angeles, California. UM. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.240 And I'm a good friend of Molly and Tess. Yeah. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.920 Brooke has been on my other podcast, Molly Sleazy Friends. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.959 She came on to talk about vander Pump Rules, which 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.120 we're going to talk about a little bit again today. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.440 A lot of things have happened in the vander Pump verse. UM. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.960 But first we wanted to say congratulations to Emily Yoshida, 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:07.000 who is now a married woman. Congratulations Emily at least 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:14.800 on your hate to wait. We will see you soon 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:18.240 when you get back from your honeymoon. But congratulations on 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.160 doing the thing, doing the damn thing. I think that 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.680 you were going to explain that Emily and her husband 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:29.520 have a podcast connection. It is true. Emily met her 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.360 husband on our old podcast Girls and Hoodies when he 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:37.280 was a guest. Real super fans can track down that 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.760 episode to hear the sparks fly in real time. But also, 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.800 I feel like I've told that to people and people 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:46.720 get really excited at the idea of a podcast romance. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:52.160 Have there been more? Um Mark Marin reconnected with Moon 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:57.720 Unit Zappa on. So, I mean I believe that Mark 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:02.639 Marin interviews his ex girlfriends. Yeah, I think Mark Marin 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:06.920 is DTF anyone on WTF. There may be some podcasts 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.320 where people like have guests on for the purpose of 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.920 you know, I think part of it is, so there's 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.200 three of us right now and we're huddled around, huddled 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.040 around one mike, and I think maybe it just kind 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.880 of forces you this intimacy, like we might all get 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.880 married by the end of this. There is something really 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.880 intimate about talking to somebody just on a mic. Uh. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.560 It feels intimate and even more intimate when your faces 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.280 are all smushed together. It feels funnily enough, like a 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.639 like a slumber party. Yeah, like we're recording this just 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:39.000 for fun, Like we're all like curled up on the 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.720 sleeping bags in front of the TV. And this does 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.840 feel like we're about to do a musical number. Um, 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.799 maybe we will, we will. We're going to do a 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:53.400 little routine first about the Kylie Jenner leggings that she 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.800 just wore today, because I brought this photo to show 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.040 the class and everybody was like, so we're recording this 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.720 a week before, right, will be heard by you? Yeah. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.360 I think it's important that we illustrate for your mind 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.720 right now these leggings. Yeah, somebody tell me, what do 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:12.120 you think about these leggings that Kylie Jenner just debuted. Well, 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:16.560 they look a bit like spanks meets a wetsuit. They're 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:21.400 heavily seemed extremely compressed through the waste. And I thought 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:25.160 they were interesting because they're Alexander Wang. And this weekend 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.679 Beyonce and jay Z the Carter's dropped Everything is Love 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.840 and Beyonce shouts out Alexander Wang, And it was the 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.480 same day that Kylie like worthies. I thought that was 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.560 a coincidence or a weird one, because Alexander Wang isn't 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.960 really on the thought Instagram circuit, like it's all Gucci 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.000 and like whatever else. Um, and they look really weird 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.960 on her. They also look like a diaper. I would 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.600 I'll take a stab. So these are I would say, 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.720 an off white kind of gray legging that goes It's 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.080 hard to say exactly where they cut off. I mean, 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.600 because this is of asleep. There's a band um and 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:08.040 the seams go straight down the midline. And yeah, I 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.920 mean they look like if you were wearing underpants over 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.640 leggings that were illustrated to almost look like a skeleton. Um. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.480 It looks like somebody drew a vagina on top of 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.520 her vagina. I would feel like I was dancing around 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:24.480 saying that exact same thing. This seems now we love 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.200 leggings here at Nightcall. We told you about our love 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.440 of leggings before, but this seems I'm really excited to 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.000 get into the bike shorts debate here. Oh yeah, Molly 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.800 hates bike shorts. But I like, I've been processing my 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.440 feelings about it all week, and I'm like, why do 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.960 I hate it? I don't hate yoga pants. Those are 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:42.760 just long bike shorts. And then I heard a woman 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.159 in a store telling the people at the store about 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:48.880 how her boyfriend had objected to her bike shorts. What 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.880 do you objected to? What? She was like, you know, like, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.960 men don't understand it's fashion. Like I was gonna I 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.280 put on my outfit and I had like these bike 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:00.400 shorts and I was wearing them with he holes. And 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.200 he was like, what are you doing? Fair question? What 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.080 was she doing? Why she's not biking in those names? 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:11.640 Like you look like you just ran a k And 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.480 I was like, maybe I side with her again, because 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.479 if that's what you want to wear, I mean, I 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.159 get if it's functional. Like my friend, my friend Elizabeth 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.040 the Rhine Course sent me a picture of her wearing 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.240 bike shorts like to ride a bike in a bike race, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.080 and I'm like, I have no problem with that. Pro 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:32.120 bike shorts is function. Bike shorts under a dress or 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:35.000 a skirt. Well, that's been big a lot. But it 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:38.520 just reminds me of like third grade so much, I think, 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.839 and of like I don't know, I'm just like it 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.560 reminds me, I was saying, of like the kid on 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:46.640 the playground that like maybe eats their own bookers, you know, 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:51.960 just weird whoa whoa my friend always talked about like 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.600 she's like, you know that one weird kid on the playground. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.839 She just wears like a huge T shirt and like 0:05:55.920 --> 0:06:02.000 sweatpants like that isn't like, yeah, are our kid like that? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.279 He used to like stand against the chain ln fence 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.640 and just run against it. And then it took us 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.000 until we were all sixteen seventeen to realize he was 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:17.040 just like masturbating it recess for years. I mean, yeah, 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.880 I grew up, like I spent some of my childhood 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.480 in a very rural area and there was like we 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.480 were biking frequently, and I feel like you didn't have 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.960 that many options when it was super hot. You didn't 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.480 want to wear leggings, like, but Kim Kardashian has options 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.880 and she's I get it because it's like it became 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.360 I don't know if it started in high fashion or 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.640 if it started like on Fashion Nova, but it just 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:43.320 became like a thing in streetwear where everybody was wearing 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.560 bike shorts as like a thing like bike shorts, and 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.160 like a crop top is like your look, and it 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.520 does look good on people who have amazing bodies, like 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.360 anything does. But the thing that I'm always like very 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.880 stressed about when I see it is like can can 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.960 your body breathe? You know, like it seems to defeat 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.040 the purpose of shorts to me, which is to like 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:09.080 be comfortable, comfortable, and like have as much airflow all 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.400 over your body as possible, and that I'm always just like, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.400 I'm just they just look like a yeast infection to me. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.280 It's very easty. Yeah, it's super easty. So it's like 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.320 I try to avoid things that just look like east 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.560 infection just as a rule. East. Well, here's a question. 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.560 Do you guys have any items of clothing that are 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:31.240 repellent to you? Or is it bike shorts or I 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.480 mean is there something else? Oh? Wow, you mean that? 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.040 Like I don't like that. You you don't like them 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.400 on other people, you would never wear them yourself. It's 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.440 like a it's a just for yours. I feel like 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.760 you have turtlenecks. Wow? You that fast? Well, because I 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.280 was talking about this yesterday with my one of my 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.800 kids who was telling me that. He was like, I 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:56.600 don't understand why everyone started wearing these baby outfits. And 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:57.960 I was like, what are you talking about? And he 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.040 was like, they look like what put babies in. They 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.680 had their like pants that go up to your your 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.320 chest and they have straps. And I was like, you're 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.040 talking about overalls and he was like, I just see 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.520 all of these grown ups these like there's kids in 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.000 my class and they were like, they look they all 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.080 look like they're dressed up as babies. And I was like, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:19.800 well they I've actually been considering getting a bear of overalls. Yeah. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.720 I was like, I would you be embarrassed? And he 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.200 was like, please don't do that to me. And I 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.520 was like, well, I have the same thing, not a 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.560 cowl neck, but a tight turtleneck. Interesting. I think it 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.160 makes people look like penises. See. I think I'm pro 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.520 turtleneck because of Nora fro the double header of Nora 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.280 Efron and Audrey Hepburn. Yeah, well Nora felt bad about 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.240 her neck, you know, I know the Steve Jobs turtleneck. Like, hey, 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:46.040 That's what I'm talking about. But you know, for some reason, 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.000 I looked at the picture of Sharon Stone when she 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.280 wore the gap turtleneck to the Oscars and I was like, 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.960 remember what a huge moment that was. That that was 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:58.640 like just months of news like she bore a turtleneck 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:03.200 from that she was promoting or had just done basic instincts. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.040 Everyone had like seen her vagina and she was like 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.600 going the op, but don't look at my neck. Right. Well, 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.720 sometimes I think that's funny. Tess and I have a 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.760 long running joke about how the funniest clothing is a 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.280 turtleneck with like a hole cut out for the nipple. Yeah, 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.480 just to two nipple holes. And that's we didn't we 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.080 discuss doing this for Halloween, but we just never a lot. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.920 Is like why, like it's so funny because it would 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.120 be just like, you know, so risque. I wonder when 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.719 Kylie will get to that. I mean, maybe we can 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:33.120 we can push culture in this direction if we just say, like, 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.360 you want to do something really subversive, then dress in 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.920 a head to toe shroud, but with only your nipples. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.720 That's what I was saying. 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You can 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.480 see on the photos on the side. Yeah, full disclosure. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.520 I'm wearing fabiletics like you're writing a full plate, full 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.040 plates outfit. I did do pilates, I earned it, but 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:34.559 still I'm going to wear this for the rest of day, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.000 and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.760 through a little gap turtleneck on. Yeah, I'm done. I'm 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:42.439 ready for the Oscar, I think. Um, but like the 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.800 point of leggings is that you don't have to zip 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.800 into them exactly. Now I'm seeing, like, what if that's 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:49.439 the next turn is They're like, now we're going to 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.240 add a bunch of stuff on the street where that 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.960 like formalizes it and makes it uncomfortable. Well, there was 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:58.920 a really good thing in Sense magazine that I think 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.760 I have no idea how to pronounce, said it's s 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.760 S E N S E S. Since the Canadian fashion 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.559 magazine that I've written a couple of things for, they 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.200 had a really good thing that was a review of 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.520 the Balenciaga Triple S sneaker, which is like the sneaker 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:16.199 that's like a joke about sneakers. They were like, it's 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:20.040 like non functional basically, they were like, it's a postmodern sneaker, 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.160 so it's like incredibly heavy. It looks like it's like 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.480 the ultimate athletics shoe, but it's too heavy to walk in, 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.199 so like walking around in it is really uncomfortable. And 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:34.080 just like, but it signifies status. Also, wait, don't you 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:38.839 guys remember there were sneakers like oh Man fifteen years 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:43.240 ago that were super heavy and had kind of curved souls, 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.200 and the whole thing was it was supposed to They 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:48.040 were supposed tone your legs, got your shape ups there, Yeah, 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:49.640 there were shape ups. But then I think that there 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.520 was maybe I want to say that they were called 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.760 m B T s, but I feel like that might 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.319 be the wave of people being like I wore them, 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:00.280 my mother wore them, and they weighed a billion, and 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.200 you felt like you were on some kind of like 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:06.000 a surfboard and lifting your feet was such a shore 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.160 and of course you got like great calf muscles, but 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.360 you were wearing these shoes all the time. The only 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:15.200 thing I ever wanted was moon bounce shoes. Oh yeah, 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.040 I never got that. You were going to talk about 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:22.880 soaps the skate shoes that allow you to grind on rails, Remember, dude, 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.680 great sneaker period. Do you remember that, Kate, where were 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.080 they called kapas where you could um They had these 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:32.760 little like triangular colorful things that you would pop into 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.480 them so that you could like represent your cheerleading squad. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:40.240 I've had those. Were you a cheerleader? No, I'll tell 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.960 you what I really want because I'm like a closet sneakerhead. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:45.760 I just said that out loud, and no, I want 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:51.840 to take it sneakerhead. Um. But there's like these nikes 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.800 that are coming out that are just Nike sandals that 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.240 have little fanny packs. What get them? And I just 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.480 do you just see something? Sometimes you're like, I want 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.760 that care if it can hold anything. I actually I 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:08.080 remember on a podcast, I don't know what podcast it was, Molly. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.680 On some podcasts you were talking about the fenty slides 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.160 that were like satin and you said on the podcast 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:18.280 like they're the ultimate fetish item because they're not functional. Update. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.240 I've had mine for a year and they still look flies. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.160 I take back everything I just wanted. But when you 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.479 said that, I was like, maybe Molly's right, and my 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.880 shoes were going to fall apart. And it was probably 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.680 more thinking about me and how dirty they would get 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.440 if I wore them outside, which is why I bought 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:38.280 the Target knockoff version of those sides, because I did 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.960 want them, but I was also like, I can't justify 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.200 buying these all just like ruin them immediately, which is 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.640 how I feel about the people who have like the 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.920 white broken stocks, you know, that became such a thing 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.240 and I was like, who are these people that are 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.320 wearing white broken stocks in like Manhattan and walking around 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:59.720 all day? And then they like, don't just become like disgusting. Well, 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.280 you can magic eraser anything, but it's just like a 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.960 status symbol of like I only have to walk from 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:10.080 like the cabs totally house or whatever. The uber the 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:15.200 uber black. Do you guys wear clogs? No, my sister 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.840 does that. How How do people wear cloths? I tried to. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.120 Everybody's like, oh, everything's better since I started wearing cloths. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.840 And I was like, it hurts so bad to wear 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:28.320 these people a lot and shoot people people like it? 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.200 Do they like the pain aspect of it? They're like, oh, 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.240 it must be working because it's painful. It's it's I mean, 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.000 I had such a heart. I had to take them 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.000 off within five minutes. I was like, I cannot wear these. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:42.800 Have your sister call in and tell us how a person. Um, 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.760 I'm okay, So there are two kinds of clogs. I'm 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:49.680 realizing my sister has shoes that are the brand clogs 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:53.640 that are insane. I'll send a photo for the pod um. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:58.160 We're talking about crocs here, clocks are made of wood 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.920 and she doesn't have those. I think there are people 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.200 that are really into the like, you know, oh, I'm 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.680 so like minimalist. I just like put my feet just 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:10.879 need wood to walk across. So Scandinavian. Yeah, it seems 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:14.280 like it's part of that. Scandinavian fetishism. Also seems like 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.720 low key racist to me always, the Scandinavian fetishization. What 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.840 are we because it's Scandinavia, Like, what are we really 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:26.960 like fetishizing here? You know? Would? Yeah, I was a 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.679 bevel last night? Is that how you say it? And 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.640 it's like a super like Scandinavian wed dream. I will 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.520 say that. It's like really amazing food, but it's fun. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.920 They serve it to you on like some wood. The 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.600 whole thing is would. I mean, it's just like it's wood, 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.680 it's crochet, it's plants. I mean it's like it's like 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.480 that can Folk magazine, like the food is good, the 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.160 wineless is great, whatever, Like Can Folk Magazine turned out 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:54.240 to be Mormon. Everything turns out to be lost. Mormons 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:57.359 have great esthetics as we all know, right Mormon Mommy box. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.760 Maybe we're not trying to be Scandinavians. We're just trying 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:01.560 to be warm trying. But if the found out i 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:05.359 Ka was warmon, I would not be surprised we found 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:07.639 out Ikia was made by a Nazi. That was a 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:14.399 previous episode. Guys, moving on to the brunch lifestyle that 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.240 you wear clocks to brook you went to a very 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:22.280 special brunch. I did so last weekend in Los Angeles, Hollywood, 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:26.800 California was Pride. Um. My good friend was like, do 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:29.439 you want to go to sir for Pride Brunch? And 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.840 I said, not only do I want to, I want 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:36.000 to be there first. So you got there at ten 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.399 thirty am. Um when Sheina we walked in and it 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:44.359 was like Sheina la la Um Katie and they were 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.840 all like still doing their makeup, and the film crew 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.359 was there and they were just shooting b rolled. The 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:51.040 whole restaurant was like empty, so they were like shooting 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:54.040 b rolled like sandbal like making drinks like fast, and 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.439 like there was like they put they like pushed everyone 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:57.800 up to the bar so it looked like it was 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.879 packed and d J. James Kennedy was so high on 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:05.760 pasta um and just like DJ fake djaying hiss like 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:08.520 on his heart out, but he kept like getting up. 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:10.879 He just kept like singing along and like staying at 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:15.680 DJJ has it goes. It was like that, do you 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:17.880 guys remember that photo of like Paris Hilton, like fake 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:20.240 DJing and there was like the guy picking up. It 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:21.919 was like that, there was like a dude that was 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:24.600 like actually DJing. And then to be fair, a lot 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:28.200 of DJ's ghost dj their own mixes. Oh do you 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.879 think DJ poly D does that. I'm not going to 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.160 say no. I mean you can find you can figure 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:36.359 out who doesn't who doesn't if you watch them perform live. 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.399 Look at Molly unwilling to offend any DJ by naming you, 0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:41.080 And I'm just going to say, well, I don't know 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:44.080 for sure. It's like an allegedly situation, you know what 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:48.480 I mean, Like some people preprogram their mixes, especially people 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.800 who play like big shows like that whole time. But 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:55.119 also you know, more honest to just have the GHOSTDJ. 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.320 Just like personally, I'm going to keep the dream of 0:19:57.400 --> 0:19:59.600 DJ poly D alive because like I could say, pold 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:02.080 might really I know how to spend I think, you know, listen, 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:04.480 he has that Italian flag laptop, Like, I think he 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:08.320 knows what's going on. You all love DJ, and then 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:11.920 he knows how to beat match. I would have sex 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:16.720 with him like it wouldn't take anything, it would take 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:18.719 no effort on his Well, I'm just saying, you know, 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.639 Nicole called into the pod, so we do have a 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.160 I saw that I need to listen to that. I'm 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:29.560 a sicky. Tell your aliens to send DJ to night Call. Yes, 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.119 tell um, snooky. You can tell Poldy that I have 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.719 been to Italy. And even though I'm not Italian, I 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:39.600 was raised Catholic and I am d t F. I 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:43.119 live in Los Angeles. I'm easy to find. UM. So 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:45.879 I was at this brunch and so we had to 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:48.240 sign releases so I might be seen. So we'll do 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:51.160 an update pod um in six months when it airs. Um. 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:52.960 But it was really amazing. I mean they should be 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.639 roll and we were like standing in a lot of shots. 0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:57.520 So they made us like sit down at a table 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:02.400 um and then we just sort of like watched the 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.240 show get produced in front of us. And I keep 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.520 joking that it was like I'm not joking it was 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:10.919 like interactive brunch theater. I mean you just like Jackson Brittany, 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:13.040 who had gotten engaged. I think like three days before, 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:15.840 we're like paraded through the restaurant. I was in the 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:17.040 shot and in the way and they had to like 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.480 physically move me out because I wasn't paying attention, and 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:22.080 then they walked past me and then like went to 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:24.359 the back to like talk to somebody who I assume 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:27.960 was like against the engagement because like Jack's got really heated, 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:29.919 and people were like recording on their phones. We were 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:31.880 told by the producers that were allowed to take still 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.520 images but not video recordings. And then there was like 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:37.840 a fight in this hallway, and I realized that they 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:40.040 all fight in this one hallway in the restaurant because 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.480 it's really good lighting. And I was like, oh, no, 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:44.879 wonder this is where they all fin fight in that 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.359