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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. Hey, Hey, how

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Speaker 1: are y'all doing very good? How are you? I'm doing good. Good,

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Speaker 1: living in my living in my car. But I'm doing good.

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh it could be worse. You could not

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Speaker 1: have a car to live in. Yeah, situation could be worse,

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Speaker 1: but it could be a lot better too, That's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess any situation could always be a

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Speaker 1: lot better. If you're a billionaire, you want two billion,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean all the time. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna ask your name because that would be

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Speaker 1: against the rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Um, yeah, I do, and

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Speaker 1: it's actually gotten a little bit bigger than the one

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Speaker 1: I messaged in faked. All right, So what we'll just

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Speaker 1: lay it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited?

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Speaker 1: So for a little backstory real quick. My landlord is

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Speaker 1: a crazy lady. I live in my landlord's house, okay,

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Speaker 1: with her, So I rent the basements a dicey. I

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Speaker 1: used to live in the back of a dude's house. Actually,

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Speaker 1: when I first moved out, when I was seventeen, I

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Speaker 1: moved into this old lady's house. She was my landlord.

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Speaker 1: It was her and another old dude, and they didn't

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Speaker 1: like me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen,

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Speaker 1: and then I lived with another guy too, and that's

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Speaker 1: always hard when they live with you, you know, which

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Speaker 1: is a quick yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine

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Speaker 1: until she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess

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Speaker 1: it was like some church retreat. And she came back

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Speaker 1: and I put a locking key on our bedroom door

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Speaker 1: so people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,

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Speaker 1: that's fair enough. Yeah, And she literally flipped on me

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Speaker 1: and she started telling me I started damaging the house,

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Speaker 1: and it got to the point to where she was

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Speaker 1: standing outside my bedroom door. Were speaking in tongues trying

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Speaker 1: to exercise. She is possessed, and I have it all

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Speaker 1: on video. It always humulated when she hit me with

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Speaker 1: her vehicle, she hit you with it, yeah, like actually

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Speaker 1: trying to run over. Yeah, she backed out of her

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Speaker 1: driveway and she physically hit me with her car. Wait

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Speaker 1: she did it? Oh gosh. Yeah. She was charged with

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Speaker 1: a salt and battery. Oh holy smokes. Wow. Yeah, at

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Speaker 1: least you're living in a place with that same landlord

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Speaker 1: now right, Well I'm not. I'm not really the same person,

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Speaker 1: but you know I'm better than that. Yeah. I guess

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Speaker 1: nobody's really saying right exactly. But my DL asked dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret um. Before I moved out, she started blaming

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Speaker 1: me for things and was breaking my property. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: I was putting nails behind her tire in her driveway.

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Speaker 1: Ye nail, a new nail every day. Her tire flint flatway.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's why she hit you with the car.

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Speaker 1: She had a flat tire, and I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: too bad, it didn't make them all flat before you

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Speaker 1: had a chance. It was after she hit me with

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Speaker 1: the car. You were still living with her after she

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Speaker 1: hit you with a car, Yeah, because I was trying

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Speaker 1: to press charges against her, and I wanted to make

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Speaker 1: sure I could be there when she got directed this

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Speaker 1: sus I've always hated roommates, and i've lived with landlords before.

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Speaker 1: My roommates always, you know, didn't like that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: very good at doing the dishes, and that was awkward sometimes,

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Speaker 1: you know, because I know they'd be pissed at me.

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Speaker 1: But I have never lived with someone that hit me

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Speaker 1: with a car and I was pressing charges. That's awkward

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Speaker 1: when you guys see each other in the common space. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Um. The best part about it is

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Speaker 1: the like, a couple of days before I moved out,

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Speaker 1: I took the and her bottle of chopic candle orange

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Speaker 1: juice morning before she goes to work. Did you hang

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Speaker 1: around so she drank it freaking night? This is like

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Speaker 1: the most amazing thing. Did she drink it? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: she drink it? Yeah? Oh yeah, did you did you

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Speaker 1: actually see her drink it? Oh? Yes? What did she do?

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Speaker 1: She drank it? Again? She acted like nothing. Well, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Probably it must have mixed in with sunny D. Either

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Speaker 1: that or your pe tastes like sunny D. You should

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Speaker 1: bottle that stuff and sell it and get yourself a manage.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, I do that. Keep us updated on your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely

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Speaker 1: will thank you. Thanks bro? Did you bill show on demand?