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Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties to me, I'm moving five.

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Speaker 1: Hey Lauren, how you doing? Um? You don't know me.

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Speaker 1: I'd prefer to keep it that way, But I work

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Speaker 1: in your building and I saw you this morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got your number from the directory and I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to call you and say that you may want

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Speaker 1: to go home and change What do you mean? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Um? How do I put this? The

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Speaker 1: jeans you're wearing today probably made for a smaller woman, right,

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Speaker 1: the jeans I'm wearing today? Are are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Are you calling me fat? No? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I'm just you know, I'm into fashion

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Speaker 1: and I saw you walk by today, so I had

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Speaker 1: to find you and get your number and let you

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Speaker 1: know that you may tell me that my jeans are

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Speaker 1: too small. No, I simply asked you if they were

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Speaker 1: made for a smaller woman, that's the same thing. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. You have the audacity to

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Speaker 1: look me up in the directory of our office and

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Speaker 1: call me to tell me that my pants are too small.

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Speaker 1: I thought you know a lot of women. As you say,

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Speaker 1: you're being considerate. Look, I'm just saying I don't know

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Speaker 1: if your eyes are bad. But I'm a size six, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I look good. I work hard. What what size did

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Speaker 1: you say? Were a size thicken? Is that? What? What size?

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Speaker 1: Was it? A sixteen? Because I thought you said sixteen,

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Speaker 1: so I couldn't You're a You don't even know me, Lauren,

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Speaker 1: even know me. You know nothing about me, Lauren. Don't

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Speaker 1: you think you might want to kind of calm down

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Speaker 1: a little bit? You're at wee. Do not call me Laura.

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Speaker 1: Do not call me by my name like you know me.

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Speaker 1: Do not talk to me like you know me. You

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Speaker 1: don't know me. Okay, Well, I'm just saying you've gotten

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Speaker 1: a little too big for your britches. But don't you

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Speaker 1: think you might have gotten a little too big for

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Speaker 1: my britches? Who do you think you are? You'relling me

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Speaker 1: like this at work? You realize you're yelling at work

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Speaker 1: right now? Right? Yeah? I realize I'm yelling in your

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Speaker 1: work right now. You're a city You obviously don't have

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Speaker 1: any kind of ediquette or education. You're calling up some

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Speaker 1: Lauren and you're supervisor. Now, let's just say that I'm

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Speaker 1: with the pants police and you're screw you crew. You Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's me again. Um hey, hey you hey, hey. Guess

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Speaker 1: what I called security. They're tapping my line. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: locate you, they're gonna find out who you are, and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna fire you. Good because I'm tapping the line

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Speaker 1: as well. I'm tapping the line as well, so it

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Speaker 1: all works out. You're tapping the line as well. How

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Speaker 1: are you? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm Moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah, your friend to Charissa set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said that you're like one of the skinniest people

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Speaker 1: in the office and she likes to give you sport.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my co look is staring at me.

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Speaker 1: Probably because you're wearing those rat pants today. That's probably why.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh shut up. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on

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Speaker 1: moving Natty two point five