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Speaker 1: I g enjoy the show. Hi, Hi, guys, welcome to
Speaker 1: you another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl
Speaker 1: Mandy b and we and we are here yet again,
Speaker 1: just us to y'all. Have enjoyed um the sull episodes,
Speaker 1: you know as since the therapy. This is different. This
Speaker 1: is really different. I haven't been enjoying the chemistry just
Speaker 1: a little bit. So we decided to you know, um,
Speaker 1: do a break with the guests for a little bit.
Speaker 1: We are lining up some really really really interesting guests
Speaker 1: for you guys though. Um, but in the meantime, you know,
Speaker 1: we was just gonna drop it off real quick. What
Speaker 1: y'all like, what's up? So do you want to update
Speaker 1: the money thing? What's going on? I know you? Was
Speaker 1: just in Orlando this past weekend. So I did a
Speaker 1: live show for a podcast called Rock Exchange. Was really fun.
Speaker 1: People came out and to say, hey, I used to
Speaker 1: sucking a girl. I used to funk. That was interesting.
Speaker 1: My mom got drunk. I feel like that's every life.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how actually, because you've had a
Speaker 1: guy you sucked in a girl you sucked absolutely everything.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a girl I fucked, right, But you don't
Speaker 1: be getting no Atlanta Dick in real life, So that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I mean I could, I could work my
Speaker 1: way up before. Um. So my mom gets wasted and
Speaker 1: they're asking me on the during the live show, like
Speaker 1: how's the oldest guy you fucked. I'm like, oh, As,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just sun that guy in the hands,
Speaker 1: and she's like, that's right, you did, David. I'm like, mom,
Speaker 1: mad loud. You know Ah's name wasn't, David. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuss? She wanted to be on the show.
Speaker 1: Funny part of oh my mom, you know should want
Speaker 1: to jump up there. So the funny part about the
Speaker 1: live show is like every time I had a funny
Speaker 1: story to tell, I was like, you remember my mom?
Speaker 1: She's like, um, it was a good time. I also
Speaker 1: don't want to get into something not crazy heavy, but
Speaker 1: here we go. No, No, you're gonna bring up what
Speaker 1: you just brought up in the sounding a little more personal. Um.
Speaker 1: I went to visit some family while I was there, obviously,
Speaker 1: and my my aunt, and I wanted some info from
Speaker 1: you guys, if you guys have any My aunt has
Speaker 1: um uterine cancer and it's like she got a hysteryict
Speaker 1: to me and it's turning into a mass um and
Speaker 1: she's lost a lot of weights. She's going through chemo,
Speaker 1: and I'm like kind of trying to look up things
Speaker 1: online with um CBD oils. I've read under the tongue
Speaker 1: different things for diet. If you guys have any advice,
Speaker 1: or if you've been through this or family members have
Speaker 1: been through this, just an easy way to go through
Speaker 1: chemo and get her appetite back up, please, um send
Speaker 1: me some messages and stuff like that. Um, it was
Speaker 1: it was really hard. I've never in my life seeing
Speaker 1: somebody at least that i've known, like go through just
Speaker 1: to see her lose weight, you know. And I'm trying
Speaker 1: not to act like I'm shocked, like I couldn't even
Speaker 1: go out the night like I was. I just was like,
Speaker 1: I know my aunt's going through this, I'm gonna go out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go say hey, bro, I was fucked up
Speaker 1: for days like well, not only that again, if you
Speaker 1: guys do have any information, that would be good too.
Speaker 1: But and it sucks because I don't know her name.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stay it wrong with. There was
Speaker 1: just a fashion blogger who just died of cancer, and
Speaker 1: it was so sad because I went back on her.
Speaker 1: I went back on her page and she just found
Speaker 1: out that she got cancer. In November. She went because
Speaker 1: she was having her stomach was having problems, so doctor
Speaker 1: found out she had cancer, started going through chemo and
Speaker 1: was like, you know, sharing her her journey and literally
Speaker 1: less than a year passed away. And it was just
Speaker 1: so sad to even just watch in a in a
Speaker 1: pictorial like on her Instagram, someone changes, seeing someone's body
Speaker 1: changed before your eyes, Like, um, I mean it was
Speaker 1: crazy because it's like, you know, someone kind of knows
Speaker 1: her life is ending. Like she kept telling me to
Speaker 1: enjoy my life and stuff like that. She was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm never having tex again, Like I want
Speaker 1: to laugh, Like you can't have sex on chemo, not
Speaker 1: that like just uterine cancer like she's got. She's making
Speaker 1: all these jokes and I'm just like, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is gonna be me, Like I want to talk.
Speaker 1: You know, it's really interesting to watch someone go through this.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there with my eye who's going through chemo,
Speaker 1: my grandma on the other side, and my mom was
Speaker 1: like talking about dicks, and I'm like, how are we
Speaker 1: doing this? But it's just funny how like you can
Speaker 1: connect and still enjoy and like try to even though
Speaker 1: you know maybe your time was cut short, just like
Speaker 1: really indulged in. Like I was just sitting there. Right
Speaker 1: after that. I went on Brilliant Idiots the day before
Speaker 1: and I was looking at these comments are like oh fun,
Speaker 1: this whole blah blah blah, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: it's crazy when you see something so much bigger than
Speaker 1: what's going on in your tiny little she couldn't complain
Speaker 1: about anything, you know. I was just like, I'm cutting
Speaker 1: on these I mean, you know, not that's over, but
Speaker 1: a message and let me know what you guys think.
Speaker 1: Or I'm just kind of like trying to look stuff
Speaker 1: up and especially if you're in Orlando, that would be
Speaker 1: awesome too. I'm trying to think about something else that's new.
Speaker 1: Still haven't gotten Chick. That's a thing. Um, But you're
Speaker 1: really only like probably one cycling with no Dick. Like
Speaker 1: one cycling doesn't really count until you hit two cycles
Speaker 1: because what you're like a month in l A was
Speaker 1: a month ago, it was like a month and a half.
Speaker 1: It's coming on too much. Okay, when your period comes again,
Speaker 1: then it's like, oh shoot, I didn't go through two
Speaker 1: cycles with no Dick. That's when it's real. If you
Speaker 1: just want to cycle without Dick's coming to two weeks.
Speaker 1: So I mean, you got two weeks to get Dick,
Speaker 1: and I think you're gonna get something. You think I
Speaker 1: don't get into the universe. Jesus is gonna come back
Speaker 1: to you know, he's in He's in Europe right now.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of why that's you know, dwindled. You
Speaker 1: guys are asking me what happened to Jeeves? He's away,
Speaker 1: but um he's gonna come back, so that'd be nice.
Speaker 1: Also lover he boys back in town. But I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm not even don't do that, bro, No hang
Speaker 1: with her. I mean, but you're at you're talking to
Speaker 1: the wrong one. Because I've literally, since i've lost the
Speaker 1: weight i've lost, I realized I'm only fucking niggas that
Speaker 1: was sucking me when I was fat. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to fun No, no niggas because it's like,
Speaker 1: you ain't heavy at my biggest you're not my finest
Speaker 1: beach like you don't it don't matter, I literally, I
Speaker 1: mean outside of like it's weird, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: you're shape change. Does that makes sense? No? I mean,
Speaker 1: but to be sixty pounds down, it's a whole lot different.
Speaker 1: You're scarier, but you're shaped like you still could but
Speaker 1: I know you're like so by the way, y'all, um,
Speaker 1: I went to see Mandy when you know she had
Speaker 1: her surgery in this bitch in the hospital bit. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if you remember that day I came
Speaker 1: to see her, and so you think I'm because you
Speaker 1: was the first bitch I saw out of surgery. I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting that ship. I was like, oh, it's you,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I don't want you to wake up
Speaker 1: by yourself, because like I kept calling and I was like,
Speaker 1: was she gonna wake up? She's gonna wake up? And
Speaker 1: I just thought that would be horrible to wake up alone.
Speaker 1: I think your friends, I do sit alone, bro, rock out.
Speaker 1: I would have been good. But Mandy was like so lethargic,
Speaker 1: and she looked at me. She's like, oh, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, we're coming, bro. I'm gonna lose my ass, bro,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I literally that's all I can think.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I did lose my ass. Actually
Speaker 1: my ass is not what it used to be. My
Speaker 1: hips neither on the thighs. I'm glad they've gone down
Speaker 1: a bit, Like I'm not gonna lie. So I just um. So,
Speaker 1: if you guys saw, I was in Atlanta this past weekend.
Speaker 1: I did a panel discussion for Black Snow album East
Speaker 1: Alanta love Letter, and it a wonderful album if you
Speaker 1: haven't yet downloaded, it's so good and I love him
Speaker 1: as artist he's super amazing. Um. So I did the
Speaker 1: panel with Dustin from The friend Zone, Passport Cutty Um,
Speaker 1: the Deska from Everyday Struggle. It was just a really
Speaker 1: good panel. We talked about love, sex and relationships. Um.
Speaker 1: But I want to talk about my trying to find
Speaker 1: an outfit for this panel. I had this dressed that
Speaker 1: I was gonna get. I wanted to be like classy
Speaker 1: and cute because I didn't want to be all like
Speaker 1: a hoe or nothing like that. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is out of school. It was at Georgia State, and
Speaker 1: you know we'd be real classy for our live shows.
Speaker 1: So I was like, let me keep this vating. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's because we talked so raunch
Speaker 1: so raunchy. I was like, let me come, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. We go on the Mouse Mouse's live show.
Speaker 1: My fuck. Well, by the time you guys hear this, yeah,
Speaker 1: well y'all see the outfits by didn't. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm looking for outfits to wear and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to look like a hole. Let me
Speaker 1: make sure my cleave is not too out, but I
Speaker 1: want to show my curs. So I ended up going
Speaker 1: shopping and this is kind of like I'll end up
Speaker 1: posting about this later, but six months ago, well, no,
Speaker 1: what are we in September? Eight months ago, I could
Speaker 1: not wear jeans. I wasn't fitting jeans. Everything I owned
Speaker 1: and everything I wore had to have stretch. So I
Speaker 1: ended up going with my homegirl to Forever twenty one
Speaker 1: and she was like, girl, they have jeans here, and
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, Forever twenty one gans ain't fitting me.
Speaker 1: This was skinny. How said the same thing about H
Speaker 1: and M. Girl went into Forever twenty one ended up
Speaker 1: fitting all three jeans that I picked up. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine what it must feel like to be to fit
Speaker 1: in jeans like that was my excitement. So I was like,
Speaker 1: but I'm wearing jeans, bitch, I'm gonna buy some heels,
Speaker 1: not gonna wear some jeans with a cute little blouse.
Speaker 1: And so that's what I was. UM and jeans at
Speaker 1: Forever twenty one. B Yes, it was a twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that one has stretched, but it was a
Speaker 1: twenty eight. Um, and then my other pair was a
Speaker 1: side of eleven. Wow, So I'm excited. That was That
Speaker 1: was like almost it was almost like tear jerking for
Speaker 1: me to like be able to just everything that I
Speaker 1: picked up I fit because that's that wasn't my experience
Speaker 1: like eight months ago. So that was exciting. I had
Speaker 1: a great time, ended up going to the club, got
Speaker 1: drunk as fun and then as y'all know, I did
Speaker 1: have dick lined up, so a dick of mindful green eyes.
Speaker 1: I'll show you green eyes. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know all my friends no green eyes. Um, but he
Speaker 1: I can't say that because then that's gonna let it
Speaker 1: know what team he's on. And I'm just we're not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. But but he flew in freaking what Okay,
Speaker 1: I got Okay, I'm still sucking athlete dick. Okay, Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ a basketball player through flew in for you. Don't
Speaker 1: do this, bitch, I got pool. Honey, thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this day. I said, I am doing it
Speaker 1: a bit in Atlanta. Since you ain't flew your ass
Speaker 1: up to New York, I know Atlanta may be closer
Speaker 1: for you. So and he's like, I might be able
Speaker 1: to make that happen, and he made it happen, and honey,
Speaker 1: I um fitted in every time I could. So I
Speaker 1: got it after the club and then I got it
Speaker 1: after brunching between a photo shoot. So, no wonder you
Speaker 1: couldn't flirt with you? Yeah? Yeah, so but I had
Speaker 1: to dick lined up. It was good. I was happy.
Speaker 1: Ain't that the worst when you be in the club
Speaker 1: like this dude is cool? But I do gotta get
Speaker 1: some good so you want breakfast? No, but the dick
Speaker 1: was and it was so good. Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: I was so drunk. The first night, I just woke
Speaker 1: up and there was a condom on the pillow. There
Speaker 1: was three condoms on the floor. I was like, God,
Speaker 1: but he didn't come. Four times. We just kept switching
Speaker 1: it out and head and but I was like, why
Speaker 1: am I sleeping next to a fucking condom? I was
Speaker 1: just not here for it, Like I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta change my life. Not only that. Wait, this is
Speaker 1: the worst part about it, let me tell you. So.
Speaker 1: My homegirl calls me. I'm dead. I feel like I
Speaker 1: just got hit by motherfucking car. That's how I know
Speaker 1: how drunk I was. I'm hungover. She calls me. She's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm on my way. I said, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: I know she lived in like Douglas Vield, so I
Speaker 1: was like, I got some time. So bitch, I fell
Speaker 1: back to sleep. She called me back, I'm downstairs, so
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ship, bitch, I'm coming. I still
Speaker 1: had to pack all my ship together to get out
Speaker 1: of the room, so I packed everything up. Don't shower.
Speaker 1: I was like, fun, we just go on a brunch.
Speaker 1: I'll shower before my photo shoot. So we're in her
Speaker 1: car and I'm like, fuck, I didn't wear a necklace
Speaker 1: last night. I thought I had a fucking rash. So
Speaker 1: I'm like rubbing my neck. White start to drip. Wait,
Speaker 1: so I look at the mirror. Bitch, it's dried nuts
Speaker 1: all of my neck. I because he did come on
Speaker 1: my face, but I thought I call a pearl necklace.
Speaker 1: There should be Wait. I also learned that from Sex
Speaker 1: in the City. No I swear to guy, so your face.
Speaker 1: My friend was like, bro, you so fucking nasty. I
Speaker 1: was like, he came on my face. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I thought I got the sluttiest ship you might have
Speaker 1: ever said. Hold on, let me think the toe with
Speaker 1: your asked last week was pretty bro. The toe did
Speaker 1: not go in my by the way, I so like
Speaker 1: I had been Mandy's been super busy, so I've been
Speaker 1: posted the episode, so I've been doing titles and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why would she call it that? I don't know because
Speaker 1: that's exactly what we talked about, and I didn't write
Speaker 1: a toe bitch, That's why it was morning and I
Speaker 1: freaking asked. Somebody on Twitter said, yeah, Mandy, trying to
Speaker 1: keep your jee No, I didn't remember he did. Oh what?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're fucking terrible things. How two weeks ago
Speaker 1: the list getting titles for nail beds sixty six seven
Speaker 1: toes thumbeat, thumbling a foot to ask callous remover, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: He has some smooth toes. That's probably why I was
Speaker 1: giving him a lap. Dawn, Oh my god, I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you what happened in Orlando. Wait? Are we
Speaker 1: ever going to get to anything else? I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you about this ship. I go to Gringos Locos. I'm
Speaker 1: walking because I'm I'm downtown at my old apartment. Right
Speaker 1: you're knocking them live there. So I'm walking to the
Speaker 1: club and by myself. I'm like, let me just grab
Speaker 1: some foods. I love this food at gringos locos. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting down. This is someone who doesn't know me, and
Speaker 1: he's black, because it sounds like some white people. Ship.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting down waiting on my food. He's like, man,
Speaker 1: those are just magnificent. So I turned around, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. He's like, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about your I'm talking about your feet. What are you
Speaker 1: a size seven a half? Seven a half? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like a seven half. I'm like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why do you be acting like you've been getting so
Speaker 1: nervous as ship. I feel like, when you because someone
Speaker 1: in public, you're gonna kill them. Andrew actually said the
Speaker 1: story once right. He's like, yo, you come into a girl.
Speaker 1: You're like, yo, I love your hair, it's so pretty.
Speaker 1: Oh I love your outfit. Oh wow, nice feet? What
Speaker 1: do you a fucking serial girl? Yeah? You get I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, then get my food. It wasn't ready. I
Speaker 1: sit back down. He's like, what do you order? I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I just got chips and dip. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You can order whatever you want.
Speaker 1: If I could take a picture I said of what.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I guess you're not into it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you want to buy me some tacos to take pictures.
Speaker 1: You should have let him. I would have let him
Speaker 1: to take a picture of my feet. Ye, go ahead
Speaker 1: for my free tacos. Yes, I definitely would have got
Speaker 1: tacos many. I don't give a fuck its tacos that
Speaker 1: weren't wouldn't have been paid out of my cot. Then
Speaker 1: answer this question. If tacos cost ten dollars, you could
Speaker 1: get a picture on my feet for ten dollars cash
Speaker 1: at me? How, yes, here, do you know what ten
Speaker 1: dollars you really send? A ten? Not only that I
Speaker 1: put a curlic on my big toe, it's five dollars
Speaker 1: of toe, So now you're paying for the curlic on
Speaker 1: my toes. So yes, it works out that way. You
Speaker 1: want to see You can't really see my toes. Why
Speaker 1: do you put a cylic on it? Because they got
Speaker 1: broke and I liked them all to be even, so
Speaker 1: I said make it cute. Any Who, I do want
Speaker 1: to say real quick, now that we're talking about feet,
Speaker 1: when y'all real quick, when y'all right us and y'all
Speaker 1: talk about like how we're making you more explorative and
Speaker 1: how we're changing your sex lives. Didn't. But I didn't
Speaker 1: think that I would be the one to be looking
Speaker 1: at feet differently now so girls, and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it on the next episode. But when I was seven
Speaker 1: last I gave him a whole foot massage. It was
Speaker 1: probably my very first foot massage that I've ever given.
Speaker 1: I was rubbing his feet. No, not a foot him
Speaker 1: and shut the funk up. Okay, let's let's get on
Speaker 1: with the with the what's on the back for today?
Speaker 1: What did I say? I said, Oh no, no, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do ask cans from all right. Someone sent
Speaker 1: this to us on Twitter and I also saw it myself.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, can I pause real quick before we get
Speaker 1: off the Atlanta show real quick or me being in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I do want to sit here and give a huge
Speaker 1: shout out. Um the listener who wrote us in when
Speaker 1: we had rory about her man being interested in trance
Speaker 1: and her finding out on the phone she was at
Speaker 1: the show. Beautiful bitch, I was beautiful, beautiful girl. I
Speaker 1: just want to give you a shout out. Thank you
Speaker 1: for writing in, and thank you for letting us know
Speaker 1: that that was you, and thank you. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: want to give her a shout out because she was
Speaker 1: super cute and I was like, oh, you're the one
Speaker 1: with the boys. Would love to meet someone like randomly
Speaker 1: out that's done homemale, that did homemail. It was super
Speaker 1: Drake cancel Drake concert was canceled at this event, so
Speaker 1: everybody that was in Miami like came up like it
Speaker 1: was really sweet, really fucking Like isn't it funny when
Speaker 1: you just meet like fans of the show and they're
Speaker 1: like really pretty like we had Oh we have some
Speaker 1: bomb ass. Look, thank you Rock Exchange EDDIEV for bring
Speaker 1: me out. Appreciate this so Vanilla ship headline is Controversy
Speaker 1: surrounds a robot sex brothel. It is set to open
Speaker 1: in Houston. Wait, a robot sex prothel in Houston all
Speaker 1: places in the next ten days, says the business partner
Speaker 1: for a Canadian sex doll rental company called Kinky s Dolls.
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen an HBO drama West World, you
Speaker 1: might be familiar with the concept of fucking a robot. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a hundred and twenty dollars an hour. Um,
Speaker 1: that's how much they charge for the place, and being
Speaker 1: charged less than that you can get real pussy for
Speaker 1: less than of the robot. Plus you know that you
Speaker 1: can't get something from the robot. Maybe I don't know
Speaker 1: you you would do robot for fun, for fun? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just felt like white people should I
Speaker 1: just for fun. Um It says our love dolls goal
Speaker 1: is to provide intense pleasure. We provide deep I bet
Speaker 1: it is and satisfying experiences, both in the way we
Speaker 1: feel and moved. We will allow you to fulfill all
Speaker 1: your fantasies without any limitations. It's just like the real thing.
Speaker 1: We always get fresh for you and we sanitize with
Speaker 1: antibacterial products after every session. I'm trying to think what
Speaker 1: could a sex doll not be able to do if
Speaker 1: I had a fantasy? What could it not be able
Speaker 1: to do? It can't piss on you, Maybe they probably
Speaker 1: can on real sex. When I was a kid, because
Speaker 1: I was a disgusting child, I UM watched this episode
Speaker 1: where like they jerked it off and like this the
Speaker 1: seaman came out. These girls had like a thresome with it.
Speaker 1: Um It says that it could the city may see
Speaker 1: it as a public nuisance um and ultimately push the
Speaker 1: location out, but um, it may be an offensive business,
Speaker 1: but I mean it sounds pretty like even the brothel
Speaker 1: in the in in Vegas. I think it's still some
Speaker 1: ways off the strip, like it's out outside. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: outside of the Repper. Senatives for the city of Houston
Speaker 1: also that they haven't heard of the business, and this
Speaker 1: public spokesper spokesperson says they could not determine if the
Speaker 1: company had filed for proper permits. Um. Now, I know
Speaker 1: that video booths are legal like in some areas and
Speaker 1: New York and stuff like where you can like jerk
Speaker 1: off in them and stuff, but I don't really know
Speaker 1: about this. I Um, I would fuck a robot, but
Speaker 1: I would not fucking used robot. So you're gonna buy
Speaker 1: your own robot? Like, well no, no, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like if it was like someone's home and they had
Speaker 1: the robot there just for like parties, what's the difference
Speaker 1: of using maybe a sex toy that you use with
Speaker 1: one person and use it with another. Well, I think
Speaker 1: mainly because like I've been in those booths and stuff
Speaker 1: just to see what it's like, and they feel really skiezy,
Speaker 1: So I think that I just would be kind of
Speaker 1: creeped up by going in it. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: actually a part of what people would enjoy like so
Speaker 1: that sometimes I get really like sometimes I can't find
Speaker 1: a new porn so I end up like really deep
Speaker 1: in porn hub like on some weirdo ship. But the
Speaker 1: glory whole ones where they where they suck a dick
Speaker 1: through like on the wall, Like those places all look
Speaker 1: really I like when yeah, there's that they suck the
Speaker 1: dick and they don't know what the dick is attached
Speaker 1: to or anything. Like you're literally sucking a dick through
Speaker 1: a hole, telling me they've done a grow glory hole.
Speaker 1: I can't say your name a friend of mine, I
Speaker 1: really would you do a glory hole? She's forty? Which
Speaker 1: money would you do a GLORI heal for? Okay? Wait,
Speaker 1: how much condom? Dick? No, you gotta suck it with
Speaker 1: new condom? I don't know, man, Okay, but you knew
Speaker 1: it was a clean dick, A hundred percent guaranteed, A
Speaker 1: hundred percent guaranteed, it's a clean dick, and you just
Speaker 1: suck it. But you don't know what the person looks like.
Speaker 1: But you're sucking this dick. How much money. You gotta
Speaker 1: do it, you don't. I don't want to go too low, bro,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna write down my price. Now, this is
Speaker 1: the lowest you would go. The loways I would go
Speaker 1: to suck a dick through a glory hole that you
Speaker 1: was confirmed clean. It was confirmed clean with no condom.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, so don't be out here making
Speaker 1: me look like no ho dog, I'm not gonna live low. Okay,
Speaker 1: I say this. I think this is um. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is a good number. Um all right, papers
Speaker 1: hold bro, yours better not be um. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: me look bad. Yeah. I was for sure you real quick.
Speaker 1: So hope, I hope I give it back. Listeners, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, I want to say I would purpose you
Speaker 1: can't do. Nobody better offer that that's low for me, Bro,
Speaker 1: Nobody better offer me this money to dick. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I was just you in it, for instance,
Speaker 1: So weasy put a thousand dollars I put I was
Speaker 1: for sure you do me five hundred dollars. But that's
Speaker 1: the uber money that I get from Nigga's chill. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, I don't how don we always do
Speaker 1: this well the last time. What what what to get
Speaker 1: fucked through the glory hole? Oh, let's get through the
Speaker 1: glory hole. Wait without a condom? With a condom? Girl,
Speaker 1: what a condom? I'm going down. I'll probably do two thousand.
Speaker 1: You would rather fuck from she I would go for
Speaker 1: two thousand. Hold on, you would charge second dick, But
Speaker 1: fucking dick would be cheaper with a condom. Sucking the
Speaker 1: dick with the condoms you know, Oh it's clean, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. Yeah, I don't think what
Speaker 1: it's like. I'm fucking I put a really high price
Speaker 1: just because I just wanted. You just wanted that's all.
Speaker 1: You just wanted to make up, no bitch, Okay, okay, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think I would take it back. I really actually
Speaker 1: taking it back. Now we're not doing it. We're not.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love how you guys like um
Speaker 1: were very interactive with us when we did the bucket
Speaker 1: List episode. So please the police send in to us. Um.
Speaker 1: I guess what you're going right, would be for a
Speaker 1: glory hole, Dixon, I'm at about to really trash. I
Speaker 1: don't even okay, So Kink of the Week. It's not
Speaker 1: necessarily a kink. Oh god, I have such a bad um.
Speaker 1: But it is something really interesting. We got it from
Speaker 1: I think her name is q Becky from Instagram. Um,
Speaker 1: she wrote us in and she said, hey, ladies, have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of sex xomnia? Also known as sleep sex.
Speaker 1: It's a distinct form of parasomnia, or an abnormal activity
Speaker 1: that occurs while an individual is asleep. Sex xomnia is
Speaker 1: characterized by an individual engaging in sexual acts while in
Speaker 1: none rapid I move it. So what is this like sleepwalking?
Speaker 1: Sleepwalking and sleep asleep? It's only one person sleep for
Speaker 1: both people asleep, I don't know the individual is engaging
Speaker 1: in a sex act while asleep. I definitely master, But
Speaker 1: I think I talked about this how like I'm scared
Speaker 1: to sleep in the bed with like my mom now
Speaker 1: because you said you met you rub your pussy while
Speaker 1: you sleep. Well, I'll just be waking up wet sometimes.
Speaker 1: But I think those are just from my dreams, because
Speaker 1: my dreams be really pussy marinade tonight. It does marinate you, right,
Speaker 1: I'd be waking up having a white honey. I'll be like, babe.
Speaker 1: But um, I don't know if I because even when
Speaker 1: I'm sleep and a nigga goes to fuck me. I
Speaker 1: wake up. Yeah, Like I don't think I could have
Speaker 1: sex sleep. So I dated a dude that had serious
Speaker 1: sleepwalking issue, a fireman. I have talked about this and
Speaker 1: it was so intense, but he had went through some
Speaker 1: really crazy stuff as a fireman, um that he would
Speaker 1: wake up. One one night he woke up with like
Speaker 1: a bat or his hand over and me trying to
Speaker 1: protect me from like someone that I couldn't see, and
Speaker 1: he was fully asleep. Oh I ain't got time. Like
Speaker 1: that ship was scary, the ship out of me. And
Speaker 1: the scary thing is if you waked him up, apparently
Speaker 1: like it's worse. Oh yeah, that's what I saw that
Speaker 1: on a movie or something, and maybe that is just
Speaker 1: a movie ship. What oh stepbrothers, step brothers. Bit I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, I know I've seen this and when
Speaker 1: you wake him he starts beating him up. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I was really terrified, but he didn't want to hurt me,
Speaker 1: but like he just was over like protecting it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I just slept again and he was
Speaker 1: talking to his sleep and that ship. I had to
Speaker 1: tell him the next morning, like you you might need
Speaker 1: to get that checked. I don't know, just a whole
Speaker 1: lot of talking, but he's knocked the funk out because
Speaker 1: then in between the talking man they can just start
Speaker 1: talking and then he and I'm like, whoa hold, hold on,
Speaker 1: now hold it was just an intense dream where you're talking.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it could have been. But when you're
Speaker 1: with someone who's not all the way sleep, it's a problem.
Speaker 1: So I just felt like it was a problem. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't like it, but I used to
Speaker 1: snore and Nick, one of my niggas, recorded me snore
Speaker 1: and it was like, I don't snore anymore. He snoring
Speaker 1: terrifies me. Man sleep. My friends traveling with me hated it.
Speaker 1: So kink of the week, I mean horrible decision for
Speaker 1: this week is a single versus relationship? What is better?
Speaker 1: So I thought it would be fun to do this
Speaker 1: because Mandy and I are both single and we have
Speaker 1: both talked about so I don't want to be single anymore.
Speaker 1: But I know that I but I do, but I don't.
Speaker 1: It's I haven't seen um. So what I went I
Speaker 1: did because like I was thinking to myself, like how
Speaker 1: how much I'm enjoying being single, and but I have
Speaker 1: such a relationship person, I'm like, Okay, what is really better? Like?
Speaker 1: What am I? Am? I complaining more about being single?
Speaker 1: Or do I complain more when I have a man?
Speaker 1: So I went on I G and I asked, people
Speaker 1: with your current relationship status, can you tell me what's better?
Speaker 1: What's worse? How do you feel about it? Um? So
Speaker 1: here's what? Damn? Should I say their names? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship and the best part is always
Speaker 1: having someone to go through good and bad times with,
Speaker 1: like having almost an in house best friend. Wait, real quick,
Speaker 1: how many of these do you have? Like? Four or five?
Speaker 1: You know I can't stay any read, But just like everything,
Speaker 1: you gotta take the good with the bad. So the
Speaker 1: worst part for me is actually the best part, meaning
Speaker 1: that I don't always like having him around. There's no
Speaker 1: me time. You can't just make decisions without running them
Speaker 1: by your significant other first. But I mean, I love
Speaker 1: my man. Next would be my thing that I don't
Speaker 1: think I would want. I don't think because because of
Speaker 1: how I move. Even if I were to be in
Speaker 1: a relationship with someone, I don't think I would want
Speaker 1: anyone who feel who felt like they report that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to report to know guy, report to my
Speaker 1: own mom. Like the relationships, right, So we were saying
Speaker 1: we me and you were saying that, but when Taomi
Speaker 1: was on here and we're like, you don't ask a
Speaker 1: man where he added to a I mean, well, to
Speaker 1: meet there's a there's still a respect factor. Like if
Speaker 1: we're dating and we lived together and I know that
Speaker 1: you come home every you don't want to ask. I'm
Speaker 1: not about to ask you to do Hey, babe, I'm
Speaker 1: stepping out. I'm still I grabing drainks. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: ask you if I can go hang out with my friends.
Speaker 1: I don't like, There's no way I'm going to do
Speaker 1: that another guy, it's the guy. Sorry. Relationship status five
Speaker 1: years single, about the same amount of time since I've
Speaker 1: slept with anyone. Zero sexual assaile charges, but five million,
Speaker 1: seven hundred and three thousand porn hub visits and counting.
Speaker 1: Never been happier someone else. I think it's a woman
Speaker 1: who's probably gonna have problems, like when he finally does suck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Worst part of being single people's assumption that
Speaker 1: I'm not complete or that I'm unhappy. Best part having
Speaker 1: confidence to do whatever the funk I want when I
Speaker 1: want by myself. I eat at a three star Michelin
Speaker 1: restaurant solo every month. Another woman best part real quick?
Speaker 1: Can we like comment on because for that when I think,
Speaker 1: I think, well, not only that, I think it's so
Speaker 1: funny how people tie like worth and value like by
Speaker 1: whether you're single or taken. And I think women do
Speaker 1: this we I actually spoke about this in Atlanta, like
Speaker 1: where women will value themselves, And I saw it recently
Speaker 1: on Basketball Wives. Um, this woman has a child and
Speaker 1: is married and was talking down on one of the
Speaker 1: other castmates because she was like, you wish she was
Speaker 1: in my spot. You're not as good as me, because
Speaker 1: if you was, you'd have what I have talking about,
Speaker 1: like a husband and a child. And it's crazy because
Speaker 1: I don't. I think that I'm my best self single
Speaker 1: right now. And I also have mentioned it on the
Speaker 1: show before. I think you've got to be happy with
Speaker 1: yourself and confident with yourself before you could be happy
Speaker 1: with yourself and confident with someone else. That I'm learning
Speaker 1: and it's not necessarily confidence that's an issue with me,
Speaker 1: But I keep wondering, like, why do I seem to
Speaker 1: be a better person while I'm in a relationship, right,
Speaker 1: And I think it's because and trying not to be
Speaker 1: a home as much because now you just actually that
Speaker 1: is what it is. Like. No, no, no no, I have
Speaker 1: on a better schedule when I'm in a relationship. I'm
Speaker 1: like more, um, okay, I'm gonna go to gym at
Speaker 1: this time. Like I'm setting dates. I make like really
Speaker 1: clear schedules while in a relationship days we're gonna see
Speaker 1: each other, and I like working around that. When I'm single,
Speaker 1: is trying to get drinks. Oh, I'll just be like
Speaker 1: I'm not out of the word. We got that. I
Speaker 1: don't care, like I mean even to the point where
Speaker 1: like like as you guys know, I'm in sales my
Speaker 1: best months, Like I've looked at I was like, oh
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship, like because I'm not like
Speaker 1: rushing to leave to go run to some fucking party.
Speaker 1: And not only that, Yeah, we we got this live
Speaker 1: show with Mouse on Thursday that don't start so late.
Speaker 1: What I've Friday we both got work and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: there's this place, you know, Michael Jordan and Jesse Williams
Speaker 1: and all of them were there, so I think that, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm asked after and I asked Mandy out on a date.
Speaker 1: You guys. I was like, okay, sure. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's black, I promise because she's like, we gone there
Speaker 1: all white cliffs. Listen. If there's only two black people
Speaker 1: in the club walking, no, I'm telling you. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you now. I'm telling you now. If there are sprinkles
Speaker 1: of black people in there, I'm using over left credit
Speaker 1: and I'm taking my ass back to the b ask
Speaker 1: any black people you went during an event. So I'm
Speaker 1: just wanting to make sure a random Thursday, even on
Speaker 1: a random Thursday evening, there's gonna be more than three
Speaker 1: black people in there. So you go to this place
Speaker 1: and that we go to the Anthony. It's called Thursday.
Speaker 1: We are not going to be bad. Who who's club
Speaker 1: hopping on a work night? What do you mean? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. This is what you could do
Speaker 1: when you live in Lower East Side. I gotta transport
Speaker 1: back to the b at Okay. So I also want
Speaker 1: to say, you said on our Patreon episode like the
Speaker 1: White Club, and you do like I like bougie Ship,
Speaker 1: which just so happens to be white. But here's the day.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, because when I'm with black people
Speaker 1: that in life. I'm sorry. Yeah, I love all that restaurant,
Speaker 1: like fucking when the restaurants turned the club of that ship.
Speaker 1: But hold on. I also want to say, in Florida,
Speaker 1: all I do is black gloves. In the South, I'll
Speaker 1: do is black lives. And I think it's just because
Speaker 1: I don't really follow black clubs in New York like that.
Speaker 1: There's really none left in real life, Like they are
Speaker 1: in the same clubs that you go to, but there's
Speaker 1: certain nights like you have Up and Down Sunday Sunday
Speaker 1: and yeah, if you ask for a club and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: they're there anything. They don't dancing like that where they
Speaker 1: don't you know what I mean, Like I am trying
Speaker 1: to get I like to sit down with my drink. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, she always did it, so anyway,
Speaker 1: the next person said not to say the best part
Speaker 1: about being single is not having to deal with another
Speaker 1: person's emotions or having to explain yours. I disagree with
Speaker 1: that only because when you're single, you're dealing with multiple
Speaker 1: people's emotions, multiple people's I'm not explanation. So I don't
Speaker 1: know how single or dating. I mean, wait, is that
Speaker 1: the same? I mean like you might be casually dating.
Speaker 1: I'm really casualting. Um. Worst part about being singles not
Speaker 1: having regular sex that you can completely let your guard
Speaker 1: down with four even just having that male energy and scent.
Speaker 1: Disagree with you missed me some niggas man, damn a bitch.
Speaker 1: Ben cellibus is January one, so I might be a
Speaker 1: little bit, But anyway, I love you. With Mandy, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you sell a bit or you
Speaker 1: just haven't gotten fun till you want to tell that
Speaker 1: lie like Mandy used to, That's not what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Mandy was like, oh, I'm celibate, sellttle bit, Like three months.
Speaker 1: I was sell a bit because you didn't get dick.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean yes. So I was cellibate because I didn't
Speaker 1: get dick for three months. Three months, that's like four periods.
Speaker 1: Bro Celibacy is a sacrifice. It was I was sacrificing.
Speaker 1: You shut up if I want to call it celibacy.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm not going through right now. You're going
Speaker 1: through a drought. I know it's probably one period off
Speaker 1: if you reached four periods, then you can say okay, bitches,
Speaker 1: because I was sell ale bit you. You sell us
Speaker 1: in elivacy until you found Dick that was worthy and
Speaker 1: then it became real consistent and now you know here um.
Speaker 1: So then I wanted you guys just to hear this
Speaker 1: because I feel like we may have a lot of
Speaker 1: single people that listen to this and I have just
Speaker 1: two comments, and then I want to read um that
Speaker 1: I really appreciated. So I asked people in a poll
Speaker 1: on Instagram, if you are in a relationship, in your
Speaker 1: current relationship, have you ever faked happiness for the Graham.
Speaker 1: One thousand, seven hundred and seventy two people said yes,
Speaker 1: Seven hundred and sixty people said no, mad people fake
Speaker 1: that ship for the grand This girl said, I faked
Speaker 1: happiness for two years and it was only because I
Speaker 1: didn't feel complete without him. But I've come to learn
Speaker 1: that my happiness lives with him myself, and I'm not tired.
Speaker 1: She don't listen to the show, bitch, That's what I
Speaker 1: said all the time. Your happiness comes from within. Everybody says, well,
Speaker 1: I say it more, God damn it. And you can't
Speaker 1: say you gonna try to get happiness from another partner.
Speaker 1: It's just not gonna know what the thing is. I
Speaker 1: think that's confusing with that. It's just that I want
Speaker 1: to say, is I think that people think that another
Speaker 1: person will make them happy because we are always told
Speaker 1: that happiness is from having other people, like, you know,
Speaker 1: be around your friends and stuff. Everything that it seems
Speaker 1: like that's gonna make you happy is extroverted and has
Speaker 1: other people surrounding that. So you just kind of assume
Speaker 1: that if you add someone then to do these things
Speaker 1: with and do all these activities that people tell you
Speaker 1: to do ship with, that you'll be happier. But um
Speaker 1: extroverts too, So I don't know. One girl said I
Speaker 1: have been faking happiness for a while. I've been with
Speaker 1: my husband since I was eighteen and he was thirty
Speaker 1: two when we got together. We have a kid together.
Speaker 1: I'm no longer in love with him, I'm not attracted
Speaker 1: to him to it all, and I want to be
Speaker 1: happy and live my own life. I was a baby
Speaker 1: when I got with him, and I'm almost twenty eight
Speaker 1: now that's time is and I've grown into a wonderful woman,
Speaker 1: no longer a little girl's just really hard when there's
Speaker 1: kids in history evolved. I don't want to hurt any
Speaker 1: more of these people because they're getting on my nerves.
Speaker 1: They need to go see a therapist for one, not
Speaker 1: what I feel like. They need to go visit a therapist. Um,
Speaker 1: but not only that, like I don't to me. Uh,
Speaker 1: those are like people who I don't know if they're insecure.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they lack confidence. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're just dependent on these other people. But all
Speaker 1: or maybe all of it in one but remember eight eight.
Speaker 1: You really don't know ship else, bro, but you change.
Speaker 1: But for you to sit here and write it and
Speaker 1: say you're so miserable, yeah, you have your like I
Speaker 1: like b I was miserabilable when I was here you
Speaker 1: know who towards it and I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: leave because I didn't know. Man, that's bullshit. You read
Speaker 1: some books, Um, what's the one that all the people reading? Um?
Speaker 1: You know what, a lot of them don't feel like
Speaker 1: when they get out there, they're going to have ship
Speaker 1: because here you go, well you in your relationship. Your
Speaker 1: friends might not know how bad it is, but they've
Speaker 1: been bitching to you about how they're on tender, how
Speaker 1: negatation ship, and so you're like, well, say I will say,
Speaker 1: I will say this, they are not real real quate quick.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that, um, for everyone who
Speaker 1: is listening and who is single, single is fun. It
Speaker 1: kind of is. But as hard as fun it is.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stay here and make it seem like, oh,
Speaker 1: single is so great, because um, it is hard as fuck.
Speaker 1: Um because these niggas ancient niggs to be trying to
Speaker 1: come over and chill just for some weed and Netflix,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I'm gonna disagree with you here.
Speaker 1: I in this moment, I can say I have been
Speaker 1: more stressed while in a relationship to you hop out
Speaker 1: of them and hop into new ones. But like the
Speaker 1: three weeks between love a boy and jeez, but it's
Speaker 1: a month and a half. So anyway, I want to
Speaker 1: say though, like I mean, look, I'm twenty seven, I've
Speaker 1: had some boyfriends, had some single periods in my life,
Speaker 1: and I can say that being single is the most
Speaker 1: is more excuse me not, the most is more stress
Speaker 1: free and in a little bit more happiness with relationships.
Speaker 1: I feel like we all go through a longer break
Speaker 1: up period when you're like, no, it's not working, things
Speaker 1: like that. But I have been more stressed on relationships
Speaker 1: because relationships are a lot more work and effort, whereas
Speaker 1: being single, it's just like all I gotta do is
Speaker 1: work on my own ship. Yet now I would say
Speaker 1: the stress comes from the dating part then, because you do, Um,
Speaker 1: when you're single, you are inviting all these different again,
Speaker 1: like I said earlier, like maybe you're inviting all these
Speaker 1: different niggas. Dude, I don't invite all these chill I
Speaker 1: got my niggas that come in town from time to time,
Speaker 1: and then I got seven. That's it. Only new ye
Speaker 1: be like not actively on dating app or anything right
Speaker 1: now the first time in my life. Um, I'm not
Speaker 1: swiping anymore in a relationship or not. When I was
Speaker 1: a lover boy and wild dating jeeves still on apps,
Speaker 1: never like using them, but like they were never deleted.
Speaker 1: Now I'm with them ships the only app I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get on, and you're trying to get me on
Speaker 1: this show. I'm trying to get on Rio, bitch, and
Speaker 1: I feel like Rio will be great because I'll meet
Speaker 1: someone that's just another quote unquote creative. Maybe they're in
Speaker 1: and out of town. But it could be casual enough
Speaker 1: for me to deal with or not. But I have
Speaker 1: a feeling I'm gonna be single, so I'm like thirty.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because we still get so many messages about
Speaker 1: online dating and I'm like, but I don't even use
Speaker 1: and ships no more. It's just way too much work. Oh.
Speaker 1: I talked about this on Brilliant Idiots and our Patreon
Speaker 1: episode about like how the dating app apps, how you
Speaker 1: can swipe and it feels like a game and ship bro.
Speaker 1: I met a girl who's creating a dating app um
Speaker 1: and like doing all kinds of analytics to check the patterns,
Speaker 1: and so she's telling me she's doing a test run
Speaker 1: right now. Right we were talking in Orlando. She told
Speaker 1: me that it's crazy how she's testing out profile pictures
Speaker 1: with like glasses, body language things like that. She's like,
Speaker 1: the number one pose that women get swiped on is
Speaker 1: standing up with one hand on their hip and a
Speaker 1: head tilt. And I was thinking, like, every that's apples
Speaker 1: My mom my, mam didn't got on me. She when
Speaker 1: she came up here. Um, she was just up here
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, a couple of months ago, a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Um, she came up here and
Speaker 1: of course saw my whitelaw. She was like, ma'am, you
Speaker 1: need to change these poses. You need to learn how
Speaker 1: to pose like a skinny girl because you still look
Speaker 1: really thick on your Instagram because you tying your stomach.
Speaker 1: Don't know, bitch, I'm trying to pote this ass out
Speaker 1: that I lost. Bitch, fuck you me. So she's like,
Speaker 1: you need to know how to way too long, So
Speaker 1: we need to get to homemail. Um, okay, let's get
Speaker 1: I want to reach you this fucking homemail that someone
Speaker 1: sent my personal email. I didn't even realize it was
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Hi wheezy, my name is Mike. I'm from Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Come see me in December, twenty years old, married with
Speaker 1: two kids. And I have a question about a myth.
Speaker 1: By the way, I do not know the answer for this.
Speaker 1: I did not ask Dr Kim. I just wanted us
Speaker 1: to have a laugh. Okay, not long ago, my wife
Speaker 1: and I was having six And why you change the
Speaker 1: voice because he said, not long ago my wife and
Speaker 1: I was having sex and she was performing oral on
Speaker 1: me like a true champ. I busted one that was
Speaker 1: one month overdue, and they went into straight straight in
Speaker 1: both of her eyes. She freaked the funk out, running
Speaker 1: out of the room like a chicken with her head
Speaker 1: chopped off. I tried to calmer down, she was too
Speaker 1: busy yelling I'm blind. Then she ran into the wall,
Speaker 1: leaving a little hole in it with her forehead, so
Speaker 1: holding back laughing, I know I'm gonna chump. I want
Speaker 1: to laugh. Helped helped her up and I took her
Speaker 1: to the bathroom the rentside her eyes. She was like,
Speaker 1: it's still some of my eyes. I could still feel
Speaker 1: it swimming. So this is the part. I have a question.
Speaker 1: Can you feel sperms in your eyes? I say no,
Speaker 1: because they're too small to feel. My wife swear up
Speaker 1: and down you can't. And I always call her crazy
Speaker 1: and laughter the time she was freaking out. Then she
Speaker 1: always come back at me talking about how you know,
Speaker 1: has a nigga busted in your eyes? Then? Is there
Speaker 1: something you need to tell me? And I always reply no,
Speaker 1: I dropped the conversation. It's been going on a year
Speaker 1: since there going on a year and I still have
Speaker 1: something amazing, and I still have to do something amazing
Speaker 1: to get aheads these days. Since furthermore, I really enjoyed
Speaker 1: listening to y'all. I'm really happy for y'all staying together
Speaker 1: and creating contact. I'm a truck to iver, so all
Speaker 1: I do is listen to the whole loudspeaker network lineup.
Speaker 1: Thanks ladies for the laughs, and I'll be listening to
Speaker 1: your next epilode now. Neither you know, good god, damn well,
Speaker 1: good guy, damn well. I could feel I'm swimming. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think. No, I don't even think there's technically
Speaker 1: technically we feel the wind. And isn't that like microscot
Speaker 1: you know what she was what she thought was swimming.
Speaker 1: I think she might have felt it like in her eye,
Speaker 1: like moving around her I like to come. But the consistency.
Speaker 1: What if you had lotion in your eye, you could
Speaker 1: feel it moving? You can't feel because your water ducks
Speaker 1: like get a whole lot to help with whatever is
Speaker 1: in your eye, like your eyes become in one like drop.
Speaker 1: Let's let's guess. Don't look, no, don't look, I'm a
Speaker 1: say that must be right. Maybe we read it before wait,
Speaker 1: look it up. I thought it was evens. I thought
Speaker 1: it was Oh you said seven thousands. Oh, I said
Speaker 1: seven d thousands? How many sperm? I think seven? How
Speaker 1: many sperm? And I thought release? No way, how much
Speaker 1: I was closer? Did I get the prignet night? What?
Speaker 1: What is it? Okay? Okay, okay, twenty million to a
Speaker 1: hundred million sperm cells in cald a million leader of ejaculate.
Speaker 1: That's a sper healthy sperm count. Yeah, that's that's a
Speaker 1: sperm count. Yeah. That means like I hope, no, no, no, yes, bro,
Speaker 1: like millions a little baby sperms come out. Bro. That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why when you be telling me, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can only get pregnant between this window autumn, little
Speaker 1: sperms can swim in. An average man ejaculates, he releases
Speaker 1: a hundred million spir Wait that's kind of gross. Now
Speaker 1: this can't be right. That's kind of is that right? Look? Wow? Now,
Speaker 1: I'm really don't want to call you the Indian, but Ben,
Speaker 1: do you have doctor like doctors in your family? I
Speaker 1: told you what of course he did. So like pastic science,
Speaker 1: there's come on everything in lawn order. That's how they
Speaker 1: find out the perpetrators. How long does it take for
Speaker 1: a sperm to die in open air. Oh seven days
Speaker 1: in your pussy? Well, we know you looked at at
Speaker 1: Plan B. Don't. What is the average time? Wow? This
Speaker 1: is just Google related to searches. What is the average
Speaker 1: time guys last in bed? Uh? Thirty three seconds to
Speaker 1: forty four a minute? Not money? By the way, I
Speaker 1: saw a statistic window. How what is the average four minutes?
Speaker 1: Five point four minutes? That's a quickie. How far do
Speaker 1: sperm swim a minute? Five? Oh no, I'm a sick funk.
Speaker 1: I like a quick funck. I know, I know you
Speaker 1: hate it. I was listening. I don't give a funk.
Speaker 1: I was listening about Boys. By the way, if anyone
Speaker 1: wants a new podcast to listen to, I know we
Speaker 1: all miss Jesus and Mary Bodega. Boys is lit and
Speaker 1: I never really hear people talk about it, but it's
Speaker 1: so good. They sound like they just literally get there.
Speaker 1: It feels like stand up, back and forth. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Meryl was like I was in the club, you know,
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to listen to it, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, it was so hard. I did not mind you.
Speaker 1: This is how much I didn't even want to like
Speaker 1: download it to my phone because I want to give
Speaker 1: him no plays. So I was watching it on YouTube
Speaker 1: and then they post the next day how he got
Speaker 1: the most YouTube downloads. I said, funk, I still help
Speaker 1: that nigga. I was not trying to download this road.
Speaker 1: When I went to the club. When I was in
Speaker 1: l A, me Van and Erica um Mila from Good
Speaker 1: Mom's Bad Choices, we went to the club. They played
Speaker 1: so much Kanye, and every time they played Kanye, the
Speaker 1: nigga sat down, didn't move and I ain't even gonna lie.
Speaker 1: They had one pop on it was can't tell me nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, he don't give a head and I
Speaker 1: didn't even go. And then I liked the vocals on there.
Speaker 1: I was like, this little pump guy doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 1: Let me check out some more of this little pump guy.
Speaker 1: I really like the vocal boone pregnant. If you wipe
Speaker 1: sperm inside, y'all gotta get better better with how long
Speaker 1: does the sperm take to reach to a two hours?
Speaker 1: Even though a man can ejaculate forty million to fifty millions,
Speaker 1: A lot of say she can't feel it. She can't
Speaker 1: because it's so small. Look at a little table spoon
Speaker 1: is millions in there. No, bro, you do I love Bukaki,
Speaker 1: like you just imagine all that ship. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have good for the baby during pregnancy. By the way,
Speaker 1: there's a chick on Instagram. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys know Marzi Jane. She's so fucking dope. She's black.
Speaker 1: Her husband I believe he looks white. I think he's white,
Speaker 1: and they just have a kid. She's like really dope.
Speaker 1: Like she does a lot of breastfeeding feeding videos and stuff.
Speaker 1: I want her to come on and talk about interracial
Speaker 1: relationships and fucking while you got a baby in the house.
Speaker 1: We need a fucking new mom. There's plenty of them,
Speaker 1: I know, I know them, Like why aren't we having
Speaker 1: more moms on the show talking about babies? And we
Speaker 1: just got to where we could even talk and plan
Speaker 1: this together, so like, what are you talking about your episode? Right?
Speaker 1: Calm down, we'll know. Because people were like always talk
Speaker 1: about like running out of content. I'm like, bro, there's
Speaker 1: so much. I don't know if you saw. So I
Speaker 1: do want to shout out to our listeners, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to ask for more from you guys, but
Speaker 1: we just recently got a d M on our Horrible
Speaker 1: Decisions page, and it's a girl who showed a guy
Speaker 1: naked and was like, I just pissed all over him?
Speaker 1: Did you see that in our Horrible Decisions? So I
Speaker 1: do have Did you see what I posted? What? This
Speaker 1: is a d M for a guy that was in
Speaker 1: my life talking about his him and his wife. I
Speaker 1: did see that. So someone sent us a picture though,
Speaker 1: of basically him laying on the floor before and then
Speaker 1: him soaking wet with p after. This is a message
Speaker 1: I got from a follower on Instagram. When my fiance
Speaker 1: and I piss on each other, it's sometimes plan, sometimes
Speaker 1: it's not. We have carpet in our room, so we're
Speaker 1: always in the bathroom in the living room. We both
Speaker 1: like it all over our bodies and on our face.
Speaker 1: I love it when she pissed on me then rides
Speaker 1: my face, like today, I've had over a gallon of
Speaker 1: water because we plan on having a pissing session tonight
Speaker 1: after dinner with a few friends. They're going to be
Speaker 1: in New York in April, and the hell I am
Speaker 1: in April, bitch, I'm still trying to make plants for October.
Speaker 1: Let's not do we have one more homemail before we
Speaker 1: get on up out of here. We do. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me read it out, let me see the picture
Speaker 1: while I get this. I am really excited to see
Speaker 1: this fucking soaked ass dude. Man, he just willingnessly sent.
Speaker 1: How did I missed this? Ship? BROA, wha you missed that?
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa you miss that? Whoa A whole last naked
Speaker 1: ass body? We piss all over it there definitely, and
Speaker 1: they're black. I do want to share that they're black.
Speaker 1: Look your best life, bro. I can't stop looking and looks. Okay,
Speaker 1: well it looks like he had a shower, right, but
Speaker 1: it's she's standing over Yeah, wow, she lived. I don't
Speaker 1: know she got mad flags in her bio though, but
Speaker 1: this is a black couple and she decided to share
Speaker 1: with us. So okay, thank you. So subject should I
Speaker 1: tell her her boyfriend's dick is whack? This sounds good? Hey, girls,
Speaker 1: So I'm just starting to explore threesomes in couple dating.
Speaker 1: I used a nap and found a cute girl who
Speaker 1: invited me over. By the way, stop asking us about threesomes.
Speaker 1: Clip on the fucking seriously, y'all gotta look, we have
Speaker 1: a ton of episodes that I think even may have
Speaker 1: the word threesomes in the number two the threesome that
Speaker 1: I had, and then number seventeen was a unicorn just
Speaker 1: getting But there's a ton of episodes. Oh and then
Speaker 1: I shared a threesome with one of the niggs I
Speaker 1: was working his baby mama. Like, we shared a lot
Speaker 1: of threesome stories on here is what we're saying, all right.
Speaker 1: Probably usually this nigga right here, this is probably use
Speaker 1: an app. There's one called thrender. That's just me telling ya,
Speaker 1: so you'll gonna stop writing us. And I found a
Speaker 1: cute girl who invited me over to meet her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: This was their first time together doing a threesome, and
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm also pretty new. So I went over.
Speaker 1: I had to drink and we vibed. I enjoyed them
Speaker 1: and decided to have sex with them. I identify straight,
Speaker 1: but I do enjoy three SOMs with women. So here's
Speaker 1: the bullshit. We were sucking almost two hours and he
Speaker 1: was only hard for about twenty minutes. I was pissed.
Speaker 1: He finally got hard after his girlfriend gave me the
Speaker 1: most cosmic orgasm, my first one from a woman. The
Speaker 1: orgasm she gave me was like no other, and after
Speaker 1: that I was tired and I put my clothes on
Speaker 1: to leave. Mind you, we've been fucking for two hours.
Speaker 1: She walked me to my car, apologize for a boyfriend's
Speaker 1: soft problem, and even texting me the next day too,
Speaker 1: told me I was amazing, amazing, and apologized for the
Speaker 1: mediocre dick again, talked about how they want to see
Speaker 1: me again. My question is should I tell her that
Speaker 1: her should I tell her that her boyfriend's dick turned
Speaker 1: me all the way off? Or should I give them
Speaker 1: another chance just to get a head from her. I
Speaker 1: only enjoyed three SOMs that involved dick, and if it
Speaker 1: wasn't for excellent, excellent pussy and skills, I would have
Speaker 1: left completely unsatisfied. Please help the fucked future cp A
Speaker 1: future cp A interesting. I'm definitely probably say please, please
Speaker 1: say what you have to say, because I have something
Speaker 1: I would like to say. Okay, nerves, nerves, nerves, nerves.
Speaker 1: I always feel like, even though I have a bad
Speaker 1: sessh with someone the first time, I always go back
Speaker 1: for a second to see if it gets better. And
Speaker 1: I want to say my first time with lover boy
Speaker 1: was not that good at all, but the head was
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, I'll just try again,
Speaker 1: and all of our sex after that was great. I
Speaker 1: think first time they're really awkward and really nerve racking,
Speaker 1: and I think it just can take time before you
Speaker 1: get your group with somebody. If his dick is big enough,
Speaker 1: I would say, do it again. If it's not, then
Speaker 1: don't yeh Um. My advice for that would be Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: not all men can have threesomes. Um, not all men
Speaker 1: are made for threesomes. Um. And I wouldn't doubt if
Speaker 1: maybe she was the one looking to bring someone into
Speaker 1: the bedroom, because it's well that she also wasn't getting
Speaker 1: pleased by him, um, and she could just do him.
Speaker 1: I mean, just because he couldn't get it up one time,
Speaker 1: it could it could be. I mean it's it's possible, um.
Speaker 1: And so she couldn't she couldn't get the agg going,
Speaker 1: then we can help you back. No, don't say it,
Speaker 1: don't know, say nothing yet. But I definitely think that
Speaker 1: it's something that you could ask her and say, see
Speaker 1: if it's a problem that she has. Often. I mean,
Speaker 1: if she brought you in the bedroom and now you
Speaker 1: fucked her boyfriend already. I think you're asking if it's
Speaker 1: a constant thing, um, and then if you enjoy just
Speaker 1: being with her, maybe you could see it. Maybe you
Speaker 1: want her to just rock outs have been real good?
Speaker 1: What she seemed like she want to go back and
Speaker 1: sunk with the girl, but doesn't really want to have
Speaker 1: to go through fucking him to go with the girl.
Speaker 1: I say this all the time. I would fuck t
Speaker 1: I a SAP, but not if I had to go
Speaker 1: through Tiny. So I feel like that's probably like the
Speaker 1: way this is now, you know what I mean, Like, damn,
Speaker 1: don't have to suck her to the fund you Damn,
Speaker 1: I guess I ain't gonna fuck you. No mo like
Speaker 1: I tiny, Yeah, I don't think she's that Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, she's crazy. She has really big eyes, but
Speaker 1: it's not only really big eyes. Do you see the
Speaker 1: really big butt with the little tiny baby legs. All
Speaker 1: the guys in the room were like, yeah, see that. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's her dare? Tiny? I can't find her. I just
Speaker 1: typed in tiny major tiny major. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's just not my type, and you know, we all
Speaker 1: have preferences. She's not an ugly woman. She's not. That's
Speaker 1: a good picture. That's a really good one. Phone. I'm
Speaker 1: sure she used face tune for that. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I don't know if the eyebrow ring. And then it's
Speaker 1: how she talked like she's just not my type. The
Speaker 1: pussy gotta be good. She got him, girl, she was
Speaker 1: taking care of him before his career set off. So
Speaker 1: she's like a rider die, rider dies, get to stay
Speaker 1: around forever. Look she really looking at these pictures. You
Speaker 1: don't know what just tiny looked like? So you were
Speaker 1: tiny to get to t I that voice? Bro? Alright,
Speaker 1: well y'all gonna come off, yea talking to the Cara.
Speaker 1: Somebody told me that child didn't know that so so
Speaker 1: deaf culture currency tool was coming to a city. Need you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I don't know. I just her singing
Speaker 1: voice so good, Georgia ship boy. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I just it's funny because I think that's my
Speaker 1: issue with actually even finding threesomes on apps or sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about it. I'm just thinking about like,
Speaker 1: don't see you, terrible bro, these two niggers getting in
Speaker 1: an argument, all like you don't watch the show, you
Speaker 1: ain't ever watched Family Hustle. I don't have I just
Speaker 1: watch Hulu Family Housebin coming on for like eight years.
Speaker 1: It was good, though, it was good. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I did love and hip hop for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Now I'm into any show that there's a hype beast
Speaker 1: and on the Insecure, which is the best. I really
Speaker 1: like Insecure, Ower Handmaid's Tale, Ozark, Watch Ozark. Ozark was great.
Speaker 1: And then I'm also into like reality shows. So I
Speaker 1: love Love, Love, Mary to Medicine. UM. I also watched
Speaker 1: inc Master and of course all of the Housewives I love,
Speaker 1: I Love Housewives, inc Masters and Mary to Medicine. UM.
Speaker 1: I like my Black Queen's Girl. But anyways, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 1: Maybe he went off of me. She was like, you
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about the culture. Y'all watch hip hop, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you did say that. Brow the reality
Speaker 1: TV a lot of the culture, a lot of what's
Speaker 1: now the creatives they're all on reality TV or what
Speaker 1: we're doing. This is considered because we interview not like
Speaker 1: the culture, and that's cool. What's cool because I don't
Speaker 1: watch a lot of hipp it's cool. Do you realize
Speaker 1: how did you wear your little your little at a
Speaker 1: little afro centric earrings and stuff to make it. You know,
Speaker 1: you didn't know what black panther was, so you guys,
Speaker 1: if you would like to hear more horrible decisions. A
Speaker 1: lot of people thought it was about the real black panther. Okay,
Speaker 1: like the march, bitch, thank you, sorry, I didn't know
Speaker 1: about it. The blather co Mandy, what did the black
Speaker 1: panther do? Wait? The what the black panthers were the
Speaker 1: activists that wore the black shirts with the black and
Speaker 1: the Afros that fought after It was in l A.
Speaker 1: It was in California. A lot of them are in California.
Speaker 1: And my writer, what was there perfect for civil rights?
Speaker 1: What the fund? Do you mean it was? Everybody know
Speaker 1: it was? It was for black rights? No, bro, they
Speaker 1: were well they were no, they were the ones that
Speaker 1: liked violence over what Martin Luther King, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they were four meeting black peace, but through violence. They
Speaker 1: were there to help police their neighborhoods, but still in
Speaker 1: a violent way. They were down for violence, bro, if
Speaker 1: it came to it, they were and Martin Luther Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a lot of and that does not mean that
Speaker 1: police are bad forever to police. The police is why
Speaker 1: we do these marches now, to be peaceful protesting. Black
Speaker 1: panthers were not for that. They were black man from
Speaker 1: and hip hop. Don't do me bacause I know a
Speaker 1: lot of ship. Leave if you guys are enjoying me
Speaker 1: and Mandy and you want to hear more, so we're
Speaker 1: not gonna do this many episode. We don't get about
Speaker 1: folk polo. Y'all ain't go here a solo no more.
Speaker 1: God damn this has been trying to get a recording
Speaker 1: that we got. I don't know I've seen. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go do Patriot after our club night, bitch because we
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Speaker 1: I just did one where we both talked back and
Speaker 1: forth solo all about our lives, personal ship, and we
Speaker 1: had one where we gossiped and talked about some podcasts
Speaker 1: and then they don't want to um speak up when
Speaker 1: we get stepped to them and you all want to
Speaker 1: pull up. I'm just saying because when we pulled the
Speaker 1: motherfuck up, they got motherfucker quiet. Want bitch it was.
Speaker 1: It could have been about nobody else. Yeah it sound good.
Speaker 1: It could have been it's sound good. It could have
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Speaker 1: just put it in the comments so we could go
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Speaker 1: this has been you had another episode of horrible decisions?
Speaker 1: By how long is that one? Exactly? That's felt long
Speaker 1: as I don't like talk. Yeah, when we get guess
Speaker 1: it goes by so much. God damn. You know what
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