WEBVTT - Ep82: Single Vs Relationships 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:06.920 Hey everyone, this is Wheezy and I wanted to let 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:08.920 you guys know that I'm gonna be coming to you 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.120 live with Zozo Talk Live. If you have enjoyed Jesse 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:16.040 was episode and her instant stories and ships. She got 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.480 together with me and we decided to throw a live show. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:22.799 We're gonna be in New York on October featuring Mouse 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:27.120 and Atlanta on December eight featuring Tahoe in Miami to 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:31.240 be announced. But I have a very hot and sexy 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:33.760 guest host that I'm working on for you ladies. It's 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:38.120 gonna be a really fun show. Couples, ladies, gents whoever come, 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.319 have a great time, have some laughs with us. UM 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.680 ticket link is in my bio at Wheezy wtf on 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:49.879 I g enjoy the show. Hi, Hi, guys, welcome to 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.040 you another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.960 Mandy b and we and we are here yet again, 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:00.680 just us to y'all. Have enjoyed um the sull episodes, 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:05.080 you know as since the therapy. This is different. This 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.160 is really different. I haven't been enjoying the chemistry just 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.520 a little bit. So we decided to you know, um, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.000 do a break with the guests for a little bit. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.480 We are lining up some really really really interesting guests 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.080 for you guys though. Um, but in the meantime, you know, 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.039 we was just gonna drop it off real quick. What 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.679 y'all like, what's up? So do you want to update 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.240 the money thing? What's going on? I know you? Was 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.440 just in Orlando this past weekend. So I did a 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:27.360 live show for a podcast called Rock Exchange. Was really fun. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.120 People came out and to say, hey, I used to 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.880 sucking a girl. I used to funk. That was interesting. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.200 My mom got drunk. I feel like that's every life. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:37.520 Let me tell you how actually, because you've had a 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:42.200 guy you sucked in a girl you sucked absolutely everything. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.240 Oh wait a girl I fucked, right, But you don't 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.000 be getting no Atlanta Dick in real life, So that 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.120 makes sense. I mean I could, I could work my 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:54.040 way up before. Um. So my mom gets wasted and 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.520 they're asking me on the during the live show, like 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:00.120 how's the oldest guy you fucked. I'm like, oh, As, 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:01.560 I'm like, I just sun that guy in the hands, 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.440 and she's like, that's right, you did, David. I'm like, mom, 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:08.480 mad loud. You know Ah's name wasn't, David. I'm like, 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.239 what the fuss? She wanted to be on the show. 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.040 Funny part of oh my mom, you know should want 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.080 to jump up there. So the funny part about the 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:15.919 live show is like every time I had a funny 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.359 story to tell, I was like, you remember my mom? 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.680 She's like, um, it was a good time. I also 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.040 don't want to get into something not crazy heavy, but 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.280 here we go. No, No, you're gonna bring up what 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.359 you just brought up in the sounding a little more personal. Um. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.639 I went to visit some family while I was there, obviously, 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.080 and my my aunt, and I wanted some info from 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.440 you guys, if you guys have any My aunt has 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:41.520 um uterine cancer and it's like she got a hysteryict 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:45.120 to me and it's turning into a mass um and 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.000 she's lost a lot of weights. She's going through chemo, 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.040 and I'm like kind of trying to look up things 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.760 online with um CBD oils. I've read under the tongue 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.560 different things for diet. If you guys have any advice, 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.200 or if you've been through this or family members have 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.200 been through this, just an easy way to go through 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.600 chemo and get her appetite back up, please, um send 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:05.520 me some messages and stuff like that. Um, it was 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.200 it was really hard. I've never in my life seeing 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:12.000 somebody at least that i've known, like go through just 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.000 to see her lose weight, you know. And I'm trying 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.520 not to act like I'm shocked, like I couldn't even 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.919 go out the night like I was. I just was like, 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:19.640 I know my aunt's going through this, I'm gonna go out. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.400 I'm gonna go say hey, bro, I was fucked up 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.360 for days like well, not only that again, if you 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.480 guys do have any information, that would be good too. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.040 But and it sucks because I don't know her name. 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:29.239 I don't want to stay it wrong with. There was 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:32.440 just a fashion blogger who just died of cancer, and 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.560 it was so sad because I went back on her. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.520 I went back on her page and she just found 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.760 out that she got cancer. In November. She went because 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.000 she was having her stomach was having problems, so doctor 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.000 found out she had cancer, started going through chemo and 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.600 was like, you know, sharing her her journey and literally 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.320 less than a year passed away. And it was just 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:55.400 so sad to even just watch in a in a 0:03:55.440 --> 0:04:00.320 pictorial like on her Instagram, someone changes, seeing someone's body 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.760 changed before your eyes, Like, um, I mean it was 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.800 crazy because it's like, you know, someone kind of knows 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:07.560 her life is ending. Like she kept telling me to 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.360 enjoy my life and stuff like that. She was like, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.360 you know, I'm never having tex again, Like I want 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.560 to laugh, Like you can't have sex on chemo, not 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.120 that like just uterine cancer like she's got. She's making 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.800 all these jokes and I'm just like, I feel like 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.880 this is gonna be me, Like I want to talk. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.520 You know, it's really interesting to watch someone go through this. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.400 I'm sitting there with my eye who's going through chemo, 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.719 my grandma on the other side, and my mom was 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.520 like talking about dicks, and I'm like, how are we 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.599 doing this? But it's just funny how like you can 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.680 connect and still enjoy and like try to even though 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:41.560 you know maybe your time was cut short, just like 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.320 really indulged in. Like I was just sitting there. Right 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.039 after that. I went on Brilliant Idiots the day before 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.760 and I was looking at these comments are like oh fun, 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.240 this whole blah blah blah, and I was like, bro, 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:55.560 it's crazy when you see something so much bigger than 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.599 what's going on in your tiny little she couldn't complain 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.040 about anything, you know. I was just like, I'm cutting 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:05.760 on these I mean, you know, not that's over, but 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.599 a message and let me know what you guys think. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.440 Or I'm just kind of like trying to look stuff 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.720 up and especially if you're in Orlando, that would be 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.600 awesome too. I'm trying to think about something else that's new. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:21.360 Still haven't gotten Chick. That's a thing. Um, But you're 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.760 really only like probably one cycling with no Dick. Like 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.240 one cycling doesn't really count until you hit two cycles 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.000 because what you're like a month in l A was 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.839 a month ago, it was like a month and a half. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.360 It's coming on too much. Okay, when your period comes again, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.360 then it's like, oh shoot, I didn't go through two 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.719 cycles with no Dick. That's when it's real. If you 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.560 just want to cycle without Dick's coming to two weeks. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.080 So I mean, you got two weeks to get Dick, 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:43.520 and I think you're gonna get something. You think I 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.680 don't get into the universe. Jesus is gonna come back 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.680 to you know, he's in He's in Europe right now. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.960 So that's kind of why that's you know, dwindled. You 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.160 guys are asking me what happened to Jeeves? He's away, 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.560 but um he's gonna come back, so that'd be nice. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.240 Also lover he boys back in town. But I feel 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:02.000 like I'm not even don't do that, bro, No hang 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.320 with her. I mean, but you're at you're talking to 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.320 the wrong one. Because I've literally, since i've lost the 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.039 weight i've lost, I realized I'm only fucking niggas that 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.320 was sucking me when I was fat. Well, I don't 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.320 even want to fun No, no niggas because it's like, 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:18.200 you ain't heavy at my biggest you're not my finest 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.480 beach like you don't it don't matter, I literally, I 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.680 mean outside of like it's weird, Like I don't think 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.839 you're shape change. Does that makes sense? No? I mean, 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.640 but to be sixty pounds down, it's a whole lot different. 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.440 You're scarier, but you're shaped like you still could but 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:38.039 I know you're like so by the way, y'all, um, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.880 I went to see Mandy when you know she had 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.000 her surgery in this bitch in the hospital bit. I 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.280 don't even know if you remember that day I came 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:52.000 to see her, and so you think I'm because you 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.960 was the first bitch I saw out of surgery. I 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.560 wasn't expecting that ship. I was like, oh, it's you, 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:58.760 all right, Well, I don't want you to wake up 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.600 by yourself, because like I kept calling and I was like, 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.000 was she gonna wake up? She's gonna wake up? And 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.520 I just thought that would be horrible to wake up alone. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.480 I think your friends, I do sit alone, bro, rock out. 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:10.240 I would have been good. But Mandy was like so lethargic, 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.720 and she looked at me. She's like, oh, thank you 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.440 so much, we're coming, bro. I'm gonna lose my ass, bro, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.960 And I'm like, I literally that's all I can think. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.679 And I feel like I did lose my ass. Actually 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.640 my ass is not what it used to be. My 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.720 hips neither on the thighs. I'm glad they've gone down 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.680 a bit, Like I'm not gonna lie. So I just um. So, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.440 if you guys saw, I was in Atlanta this past weekend. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.680 I did a panel discussion for Black Snow album East 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.600 Alanta love Letter, and it a wonderful album if you 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.200 haven't yet downloaded, it's so good and I love him 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.240 as artist he's super amazing. Um. So I did the 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.760 panel with Dustin from The friend Zone, Passport Cutty Um, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.480 the Deska from Everyday Struggle. It was just a really 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.680 good panel. We talked about love, sex and relationships. Um. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.880 But I want to talk about my trying to find 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.360 an outfit for this panel. I had this dressed that 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.760 I was gonna get. I wanted to be like classy 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.320 and cute because I didn't want to be all like 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.760 a hoe or nothing like that. I was like, this 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.520 is out of school. It was at Georgia State, and 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.520 you know we'd be real classy for our live shows. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.960 So I was like, let me keep this vating. I 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.000 don't know. I think it's because we talked so raunch 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.160 so raunchy. I was like, let me come, I ain't 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.520 gonna lie. We go on the Mouse Mouse's live show. 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:24.520 My fuck. Well, by the time you guys hear this, yeah, 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.320 well y'all see the outfits by didn't. But anyway, so 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.960 I'm looking for outfits to wear and I'm like, Okay, 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.320 I don't want to look like a hole. Let me 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:33.840 make sure my cleave is not too out, but I 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.520 want to show my curs. So I ended up going 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.480 shopping and this is kind of like I'll end up 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:44.080 posting about this later, but six months ago, well, no, 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.720 what are we in September? Eight months ago, I could 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:50.600 not wear jeans. I wasn't fitting jeans. Everything I owned 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.000 and everything I wore had to have stretch. So I 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.680 ended up going with my homegirl to Forever twenty one 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.120 and she was like, girl, they have jeans here, and 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.120 I was like, girl, Forever twenty one gans ain't fitting me. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.480 This was skinny. How said the same thing about H 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.880 and M. Girl went into Forever twenty one ended up 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.480 fitting all three jeans that I picked up. I can't 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.920 imagine what it must feel like to be to fit 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.200 in jeans like that was my excitement. So I was like, 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.640 but I'm wearing jeans, bitch, I'm gonna buy some heels, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.600 not gonna wear some jeans with a cute little blouse. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:20.600 And so that's what I was. UM and jeans at 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.640 Forever twenty one. B Yes, it was a twenty eight. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.160 Maybe maybe that one has stretched, but it was a 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.719 twenty eight. Um, and then my other pair was a 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.560 side of eleven. Wow, So I'm excited. That was That 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:37.120 was like almost it was almost like tear jerking for 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.840 me to like be able to just everything that I 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.920 picked up I fit because that's that wasn't my experience 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.080 like eight months ago. So that was exciting. I had 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.000 a great time, ended up going to the club, got 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.719 drunk as fun and then as y'all know, I did 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:55.000 have dick lined up, so a dick of mindful green eyes. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.960 I'll show you green eyes. I don't know if you 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.720 know all my friends no green eyes. Um, but he 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.679 I can't say that because then that's gonna let it 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.320 know what team he's on. And I'm just we're not 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:12.280 gonna do that. But but he flew in freaking what Okay, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.880 I got Okay, I'm still sucking athlete dick. Okay, Jesus 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.200 Christ a basketball player through flew in for you. Don't 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.199 do this, bitch, I got pool. Honey, thank you. Okay, 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.439 I'm doing this day. I said, I am doing it 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.680 a bit in Atlanta. Since you ain't flew your ass 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.880 up to New York, I know Atlanta may be closer 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.160 for you. So and he's like, I might be able 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.080 to make that happen, and he made it happen, and honey, 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.080 I um fitted in every time I could. So I 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:39.760 got it after the club and then I got it 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.280 after brunching between a photo shoot. So, no wonder you 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.520 couldn't flirt with you? Yeah? Yeah, so but I had 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.240 to dick lined up. It was good. I was happy. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.480 Ain't that the worst when you be in the club 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.040 like this dude is cool? But I do gotta get 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:53.960 some good so you want breakfast? No, but the dick 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.120 was and it was so good. Oh my god. But 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.240 I was so drunk. The first night, I just woke 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.199 up and there was a condom on the pillow. There 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.679 was three condoms on the floor. I was like, God, 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.640 but he didn't come. Four times. We just kept switching 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.280 it out and head and but I was like, why 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.280 am I sleeping next to a fucking condom? I was 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:12.760 just not here for it, Like I was like, I 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.000 gotta change my life. Not only that. Wait, this is 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:16.680 the worst part about it, let me tell you. So. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.679 My homegirl calls me. I'm dead. I feel like I 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.200 just got hit by motherfucking car. That's how I know 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.240 how drunk I was. I'm hungover. She calls me. She's like, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.560 all right, I'm on my way. I said, okay, bitch, 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.120 I know she lived in like Douglas Vield, so I 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.360 was like, I got some time. So bitch, I fell 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.200 back to sleep. She called me back, I'm downstairs, so 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.960 I was like, oh, ship, bitch, I'm coming. I still 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.559 had to pack all my ship together to get out 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.920 of the room, so I packed everything up. Don't shower. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.400 I was like, fun, we just go on a brunch. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:43.560 I'll shower before my photo shoot. So we're in her 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:46.600 car and I'm like, fuck, I didn't wear a necklace 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.880 last night. I thought I had a fucking rash. So 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:55.000 I'm like rubbing my neck. White start to drip. Wait, 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.040 so I look at the mirror. Bitch, it's dried nuts 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.960 all of my neck. I because he did come on 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:04.760 my face, but I thought I call a pearl necklace. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:07.440 There should be Wait. I also learned that from Sex 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:11.120 in the City. No I swear to guy, so your face. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.600 My friend was like, bro, you so fucking nasty. I 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.800 was like, he came on my face. I didn't know. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:23.400 I thought I got the sluttiest ship you might have 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.920 ever said. Hold on, let me think the toe with 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.480 your asked last week was pretty bro. The toe did 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:32.160 not go in my by the way, I so like 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.720 I had been Mandy's been super busy, so I've been 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.720 posted the episode, so I've been doing titles and I'm like, 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.480 why would she call it that? I don't know because 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.680 that's exactly what we talked about, and I didn't write 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.800 a toe bitch, That's why it was morning and I 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:48.120 freaking asked. Somebody on Twitter said, yeah, Mandy, trying to 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:54.120 keep your jee No, I didn't remember he did. Oh what? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:58.920 Oh yeah, you're fucking terrible things. How two weeks ago 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:03.120 the list getting titles for nail beds sixty six seven 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.320 toes thumbeat, thumbling a foot to ask callous remover, that's terrible. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.040 He has some smooth toes. That's probably why I was 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.000 giving him a lap. Dawn, Oh my god, I forgot 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.960 to tell you what happened in Orlando. Wait? Are we 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.640 ever going to get to anything else? I'm gonna tell 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:20.240 you about this ship. I go to Gringos Locos. I'm 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.000 walking because I'm I'm downtown at my old apartment. Right 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.200 you're knocking them live there. So I'm walking to the 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.199 club and by myself. I'm like, let me just grab 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.640 some foods. I love this food at gringos locos. I'm 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.280 sitting down. This is someone who doesn't know me, and 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.360 he's black, because it sounds like some white people. Ship. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.720 I'm sitting down waiting on my food. He's like, man, 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.599 those are just magnificent. So I turned around, like, I 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.600 don't know what you're talking about. He's like, I'm talking 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.640 about your I'm talking about your feet. What are you 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.880 a size seven a half? Seven a half? Yeah, it 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.520 looks like a seven half. I'm like, oh, I don't know. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.000 Why do you be acting like you've been getting so 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:00.520 nervous as ship. I feel like, when you because someone 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.080 in public, you're gonna kill them. Andrew actually said the 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.520 story once right. He's like, yo, you come into a girl. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.000 You're like, yo, I love your hair, it's so pretty. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.160 Oh I love your outfit. Oh wow, nice feet? What 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.760 do you a fucking serial girl? Yeah? You get I'm 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:17.760 telling you, then get my food. It wasn't ready. I 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:19.240 sit back down. He's like, what do you order? I 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.120 was like, oh, I just got chips and dip. He's like, 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.280 I'll tell you what. You can order whatever you want. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.760 If I could take a picture I said of what. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.600 He's like, oh, I guess you're not into it. I'm like, 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.280 you want to buy me some tacos to take pictures. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.840 You should have let him. I would have let him 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.600 to take a picture of my feet. Ye, go ahead 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.040 for my free tacos. Yes, I definitely would have got 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.480 tacos many. I don't give a fuck its tacos that 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.920 weren't wouldn't have been paid out of my cot. Then 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.840 answer this question. If tacos cost ten dollars, you could 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.520 get a picture on my feet for ten dollars cash 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.720 at me? How, yes, here, do you know what ten 0:14:55.720 --> 0:15:00.560 dollars you really send? A ten? Not only that I 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:02.360 put a curlic on my big toe, it's five dollars 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:03.960 of toe, So now you're paying for the curlic on 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.240 my toes. So yes, it works out that way. You 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.040 want to see You can't really see my toes. Why 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.160 do you put a cylic on it? Because they got 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.480 broke and I liked them all to be even, so 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.520 I said make it cute. Any Who, I do want 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.320 to say real quick, now that we're talking about feet, 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:20.600 when y'all real quick, when y'all right us and y'all 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.400 talk about like how we're making you more explorative and 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:28.720 how we're changing your sex lives. Didn't. But I didn't 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.400 think that I would be the one to be looking 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:35.200 at feet differently now so girls, and we'll talk about 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.480 it on the next episode. But when I was seven 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.440 last I gave him a whole foot massage. It was 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.720 probably my very first foot massage that I've ever given. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:48.240 I was rubbing his feet. No, not a foot him 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:52.320 and shut the funk up. Okay, let's let's get on 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.720 with the with the what's on the back for today? 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.680 What did I say? I said, Oh no, no, we're 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:03.320 not gonna do ask cans from all right. Someone sent 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.360 this to us on Twitter and I also saw it myself. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:09.200 Wait wait, can I pause real quick before we get 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.720 off the Atlanta show real quick or me being in Atlanta. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.240 I do want to sit here and give a huge 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.280 shout out. Um the listener who wrote us in when 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:18.880 we had rory about her man being interested in trance 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.840 and her finding out on the phone she was at 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:26.520 the show. Beautiful bitch, I was beautiful, beautiful girl. I 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:27.920 just want to give you a shout out. Thank you 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.520 for writing in, and thank you for letting us know 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.720 that that was you, and thank you. Yeah, I just 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.880 want to give her a shout out because she was 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.160 super cute and I was like, oh, you're the one 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:39.400 with the boys. Would love to meet someone like randomly 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.680 out that's done homemale, that did homemail. It was super 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:45.000 Drake cancel Drake concert was canceled at this event, so 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.200 everybody that was in Miami like came up like it 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:50.840 was really sweet, really fucking Like isn't it funny when 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.120 you just meet like fans of the show and they're 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:57.000 like really pretty like we had Oh we have some 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:00.720 bomb ass. Look, thank you Rock Exchange EDDIEV for bring 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:04.600 me out. Appreciate this so Vanilla ship headline is Controversy 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.720 surrounds a robot sex brothel. It is set to open 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:14.160 in Houston. Wait, a robot sex prothel in Houston all 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.119 places in the next ten days, says the business partner 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:21.159 for a Canadian sex doll rental company called Kinky s Dolls. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.399 If you've ever seen an HBO drama West World, you 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.800 might be familiar with the concept of fucking a robot. Um. Yeah, 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:31.439 it's gonna be a hundred and twenty dollars an hour. Um, 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.720 that's how much they charge for the place, and being 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.439 charged less than that you can get real pussy for 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.240 less than of the robot. Plus you know that you 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:42.080 can't get something from the robot. Maybe I don't know 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:49.800 you you would do robot for fun, for fun? I 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:54.840 don't know. I just felt like white people should I 0:17:54.840 --> 0:18:00.200 just for fun. Um It says our love dolls goal 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.200 is to provide intense pleasure. We provide deep I bet 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.760 it is and satisfying experiences, both in the way we 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:07.800 feel and moved. We will allow you to fulfill all 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:10.960 your fantasies without any limitations. It's just like the real thing. 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.720 We always get fresh for you and we sanitize with 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.960 antibacterial products after every session. I'm trying to think what 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.359 could a sex doll not be able to do if 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.080 I had a fantasy? What could it not be able 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:28.520 to do? It can't piss on you, Maybe they probably 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.320 can on real sex. When I was a kid, because 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.159 I was a disgusting child, I UM watched this episode 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.159 where like they jerked it off and like this the 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.479 seaman came out. These girls had like a thresome with it. 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:42.160 Um It says that it could the city may see 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.280 it as a public nuisance um and ultimately push the 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:48.800 location out, but um, it may be an offensive business, 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:51.040 but I mean it sounds pretty like even the brothel 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.879 in the in in Vegas. I think it's still some 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:58.320 ways off the strip, like it's out outside. Yeah, it's 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.159 outside of the Repper. Senatives for the city of Houston 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:03.040 also that they haven't heard of the business, and this 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:06.240 public spokesper spokesperson says they could not determine if the 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:10.040 company had filed for proper permits. Um. Now, I know 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:15.520