Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's right. So aren't you happy I
Speaker 1: invited you to the Jets game last weekend? People?
Speaker 2: Aren't you happy you invited me? We had a good time.
Speaker 1: I had to stick up for you. Remember when I
Speaker 1: got those Jets tickets from our friends at Thoman's the
Speaker 1: deli best.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you get away with that because I
Speaker 2: went to the game. Of course, exactly, you are hot dogs.
Speaker 2: When I got those tickets, I immediately I was told
Speaker 2: immediately that I should you.
Speaker 1: Know that I should have taken other people. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I got to take my boy Brody. But the listeners
Speaker 1: were dming me and they're like, you know what it's about,
Speaker 1: Dan time, What is it you have against Brody? You
Speaker 1: don't hang out with Brody? I said, right, I don't
Speaker 1: have it. I don't. I don't have anything against Brody.
Speaker 1: Brody's just, uh, you know, he's uh a force to
Speaker 1: be reckoned with. He said, these boys cut from a
Speaker 1: different cloth, even though we're cut from the same cloth.
Speaker 2: In Brooklyn, we have very diagram we overlap and then
Speaker 2: outside the ven diagram overlap we don't.
Speaker 1: Right there, we had a very good time. We had
Speaker 1: an awesome time though, when we when Brody and I,
Speaker 1: truth be told. When we hang out, we do have
Speaker 1: a great time together. And and when we don't hang out,
Speaker 1: enough be told.
Speaker 2: When Scary and I hang out and we do brody
Speaker 2: things or scary brody things or brody scary type things,
Speaker 2: we have a great time. If we hang out and
Speaker 2: we're doing scary type things, I don't have a great time, right,
Speaker 2: and very Scary would ever hang out with me doing
Speaker 2: brody things, he probably would.
Speaker 1: Not have probably a great time.
Speaker 2: So when we get that ven diagram overlap, we have
Speaker 2: a good time, right.
Speaker 1: The ven diagram is that with all the circles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when the two circles are overlapped in the middle, right,
Speaker 2: and you see what what you have in common the
Speaker 2: commonality of good time. So let's talk about the Jets game.
Speaker 2: So the Jets sucked.
Speaker 1: They lost. I don't have that would be outside the
Speaker 1: circle for me because I'm a Giants fan. But it's
Speaker 1: still sports.
Speaker 2: But we had fantastic seats and it was it was
Speaker 2: a you know, the weather. We were sixty five degrees
Speaker 2: for a football.
Speaker 1: Game in November. I was stripping. It was I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was dressing dressing layers. They said, why, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna peel them all off. I was down to my
Speaker 1: T shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary kept taking off, Like scary, you gotta stop
Speaker 2: because at some point we're going to see you topless.
Speaker 2: But then you have to paint yourself green or put
Speaker 2: a jay onions chest and stand next to the ed Skuys. So, Uh,
Speaker 2: we parked in the media parking lot because we knew
Speaker 2: a person who were like, oh, yeah, we'll take care
Speaker 2: of you guys. I put an important I mentioned that
Speaker 2: because it's going to factor in later in the story. Uh,
Speaker 2: we go in the now. The people we knew escorted
Speaker 2: us into the field level entrance and we went on
Speaker 2: the field like not field level, we went to the
Speaker 2: level of the field level. We went on to the grass,
Speaker 2: the turf, the turf, and we walked and so the Colts,
Speaker 2: we were on the Colts end of the stadium. So
Speaker 2: the Colts, the Indianapolis cults come running out of the
Speaker 2: tunnel right for practice for warm ups, right in front
Speaker 2: of us. Yeah, like we were crossing and they were
Speaker 2: like hold on, like street, like you gotta let the
Speaker 2: cars go. No, it was giant men in cults jerseys,
Speaker 2: and I gotta tell you, I've met football players before,
Speaker 2: but when you're up close to them in the uniforms
Speaker 2: with the pads and the show the helmets, and they're big.
Speaker 2: They're huge human beings, like you know they're big, but
Speaker 2: on football they're all around the same size. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: all right, it's all right.
Speaker 1: There all there are big people around big people, so
Speaker 1: they it's all relative to one another. They look normal.
Speaker 2: It's like when they say, oh, the wi he's a
Speaker 2: good wide receiver, but he's only six two, and you're
Speaker 2: like only six two. But when you're on the field
Speaker 2: next to it and you see these guys in the
Speaker 2: six five, like holy right, and the linemen are just massive.
Speaker 1: So that was cool.
Speaker 2: We got I took pictures because Deanna from the Elviustra
Speaker 2: morning show was there with her fiance and he's a
Speaker 2: cult stand yeah, so I was selling them pictures of
Speaker 2: us on the field and they were like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: really cool. But then I was like, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: bragging at this point. I should stop doing that. So
Speaker 2: we took pictures on the field. We got to see
Speaker 2: people from other radio stations that were in the cool seats,
Speaker 2: on the you know, uh, the coaches club, Yeah, which
Speaker 2: is behind the bench where the players sit during the
Speaker 2: game or stand whatever.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So we we had a good time on the field
Speaker 2: and then we went to we went to the uh
Speaker 2: what's that area called Scary in the corner.
Speaker 1: We went to the bud Lights suite. Yea, the light sweet.
Speaker 2: So we got in there and the people who worked
Speaker 2: there were all fans of Scaries and mine. Those people like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, brought these phone taps. But the woman
Speaker 2: who worked there fran the nicest woman. Her husband worked there,
Speaker 2: her son worked there, son was there hanging out. Now
Speaker 2: Scary Scary was smoothing them, and you know, they were, oh,
Speaker 2: we love you, listen all the time. We love the
Speaker 2: phone taps. And of course they knew some of the
Speaker 2: phone taps Scary did the ones I did. And Scary
Speaker 2: Scary was asked by the father to please do a
Speaker 2: shout out for his daughter. Now, Scary, do you remember
Speaker 2: her name? Did you do a shout out for her?
Speaker 1: Uh? No?
Speaker 2: Did you do a shout out for the bud Light guys?
Speaker 2: We met the really really cool no no remember their names?
Speaker 1: Uh? No?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well there was Lewis you, matt And and the
Speaker 2: girl's name. Remember the girl's name?
Speaker 1: No, uh, you know, attention to detail, Brody, you were
Speaker 1: that is you. I feel like anytime we run into
Speaker 1: people they say, oh, give me a shout out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like they're going to be listening. So
Speaker 1: I kind of, I guess I just forget it slips
Speaker 1: my mind because I'm like, well, they're not going to
Speaker 1: follow up. They're not going to be listening. I don't
Speaker 1: think people actually listen for shout outs like that.
Speaker 2: Like you know, okay. So yeah, So Scary meets this
Speaker 2: these two young girls. Frand brings these girls over and says, oh,
Speaker 2: these are my These are my granddaughters, my granddaughter her friend.
Speaker 1: So the friend.
Speaker 2: So Scary says, are you guys Jets fans? And and
Speaker 2: they're like not really. So Scary goes sister, where you from?
Speaker 2: And she says the town she's from. He goes, oh cool, cool, cool,
Speaker 2: and then they walk away because they really didn't want
Speaker 2: to meet Scary as much as the grandma wanted them
Speaker 2: to meet Scary. So then, like, I don't know a
Speaker 2: few hours later, two hours later, maybe later in the game,
Speaker 2: we go back to talk to fran we're eating food.
Speaker 2: The food's out.
Speaker 1: Oh they got meatball sliders in there, they got.
Speaker 2: They had meatballs, never mind seeing a pot of meatballs,
Speaker 2: had hot dogs, and they had a chicken. It was
Speaker 2: all you could eat.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 2: And we had fat leather seats. I mean, we were
Speaker 2: taking care of So the father planned son says, oh,
Speaker 2: I want you to meet my daughter. Scary says, oh,
Speaker 2: nice to meet you, and says, where are you from? Now,
Speaker 2: this is a girl Scary met like an hour and
Speaker 2: a half earlier and asked her where she's from. Because
Speaker 2: Scary doesn't talk to people. So it reminded me of something. Uh,
Speaker 2: you guys may have seen this. It's got millions and
Speaker 2: millions of views. Hold on, this was so Skew does
Speaker 2: can't make small talk with people. He's so, where you're from?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, good? I guess really care where you're from?
Speaker 2: And it doesn't remember where.
Speaker 1: You true, I just know I feel like if I
Speaker 1: sometimes if you tell me where you're from, I can
Speaker 1: latch onto it and make more conversation. Right.
Speaker 2: But but he didn't have anything to say to this girl,
Speaker 2: so especially no, no, no.
Speaker 1: You see no but that but you got to preface
Speaker 1: it with this, Yeah, I'm very personable and if I
Speaker 1: met if I met a slice, we could just just
Speaker 1: jump right into it. It's different.
Speaker 2: It's the people that you don't know and have a
Speaker 2: connection with it.
Speaker 1: The people that have nothing in common with like a
Speaker 1: teenage girl.
Speaker 2: Well you know what I'm saying, a lot of them
Speaker 2: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: No, but like it's like this can be further further
Speaker 1: from yeah, having anything in common. So it's like.
Speaker 2: It reminded me. And again it's not political. But this
Speaker 2: was jd Vance, who is the vice presidential elect, in
Speaker 2: a donut shop during the campaign, and he basically asked
Speaker 2: everyone in the store the same question and responded the
Speaker 2: same way Scary did. So here's the audio. He listen,
Speaker 2: here we go, Yeah, how long.
Speaker 1: You work here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, you see this all right?
Speaker 2: And then he goes on to say so he asked
Speaker 2: everybody how long you be working there? And he goes okay,
Speaker 2: like he's just through, right, and then he says, how
Speaker 2: long has the place been here?
Speaker 1: Four years? Okay? I feel like you're making fun.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying it reminded me of you scared. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: where are you from?
Speaker 1: Okay? Nobody?
Speaker 2: So you did the same thing, right, You're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you didn't remember her from an hour and a
Speaker 2: half early.
Speaker 1: Because I personally, I don't know you know what am
Speaker 1: I gonna say?
Speaker 2: How many young girls did you meet in this private
Speaker 2: bar club restaurant that had like thirty people in it
Speaker 2: that you were introduced to twice?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, nice to me. You are you from?
Speaker 1: She's like, you know the town I told you before? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She got me on that. That's okay, because Brody had
Speaker 1: a little moment of his own on the way out. Wait, hope,
Speaker 1: on a second, I got to set it up. I
Speaker 1: want to set up there. You can make fun of me.
Speaker 1: So we're walking out, we're walking out. I know how
Speaker 1: to set up a conversation, all right.
Speaker 2: But it's the beginning of the fourth quarter and they
Speaker 2: were winning and we'll leave. Let's leave because they're gonna lose.
Speaker 1: And I got home. Take a Yeah. And earlier in
Speaker 1: the game, wasn't uh didn't we have? Wasn't Vinnie Testa
Speaker 1: Verdi featured on the on the big screen. No, he
Speaker 1: was not my friend Reggie, not related to any call. Right,
Speaker 1: your friend, Reggie. He was in a suite with picture
Speaker 1: with Bertie showed me the picture.
Speaker 2: Now, Testa Verdi was a quarterback for the Jets in
Speaker 2: the late nineties, and he's a tall, good looking guy
Speaker 2: with gray hair at this point, right, and so I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Vinny Testaverti is at the game. I'd
Speaker 2: love to meet him.
Speaker 1: Right. So we're leaving, right, we're walking toward the player's
Speaker 1: parking lot where we parked with it and they rolled out.
Speaker 1: There's literally a Jets green carpet leading to the parking lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like very and it's health it's well guarded.
Speaker 1: You need you need a bracelet to get into that
Speaker 1: parking lot. H. So we're walking toward the parking lot
Speaker 1: and just ahead of us is a tall guy with
Speaker 1: gray hair that is being escorted by two security guys
Speaker 1: under cover, you know, people like bodyguard.
Speaker 2: And his own I think his own personal bodyguard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, walking toward his personal vehicle that being picked up in.
Speaker 1: So hold on, hold on, no, no, you're missing a whole
Speaker 1: point here. Yeah, let me tell him. I will tell
Speaker 1: it the way you.
Speaker 2: So people run up to him and like, Vinnie Van,
Speaker 2: let's get a picture of and they run up and
Speaker 2: the getting pictures with him. So I say, that's scary. Hey,
Speaker 2: I think that's Vinnie Testaverdia. Scary.
Speaker 1: Take my phone. I want to get a picture with him.
Speaker 2: I was a fan of his, and he's, you know,
Speaker 2: he's a good time jet Long Island guy whatever, big fan,
Speaker 2: big fan. So he and his bodyguard, guy in his suit,
Speaker 2: stopped for a minute and they're looking up at the TV,
Speaker 2: the giant video monitor on the side of the stadium,
Speaker 2: and they're watching the fourth quarter because the game's not over.
Speaker 2: So they're clearly scary, you would say, not in a hurry.
Speaker 1: Not just standing there.
Speaker 2: They took pictures with a bunch of people, and they're
Speaker 2: standing and he's watching the game. He's not crossing the street,
Speaker 2: he's standing there. So as he crosses the street, I say, scary, take.
Speaker 1: My phone, my phone.
Speaker 2: Go up to him and he's I'm behind him. I
Speaker 2: still haven't seen his face, and I say, hey, Vin,
Speaker 2: do you have time for one more picture in you?
Speaker 2: Do you have one more picture in you? He goes, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: and the bodyguard yells, we got no time, we gotta.
Speaker 1: Go, let's go, And there's nobody around them and they're yelling,
Speaker 1: and he's yelling. I'm like, cut cut the ship. This
Speaker 1: is not like you have like seven thousand people around you.
Speaker 1: Got to get the guy out of there. And he's
Speaker 1: concerned for his safety. Give me a fucking break.
Speaker 2: So so so Vane turns around when I say Agin,
Speaker 2: he turns around, take it, takes a picture, and I
Speaker 2: notice when he turns to me, Hi, thank you. It's
Speaker 2: not Vinnie Testify, it's not.
Speaker 1: But Brodie had already made ask himself, yelling out Vinnie
Speaker 1: Vinnie because he thinks I said Vin, Vin.
Speaker 2: I just said, hey, Vin, do you have time for
Speaker 2: a quick picture?
Speaker 1: Big big fan David Brody that you would you know
Speaker 1: if you were ahead, if you were a big fan,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you know that you that that was him or
Speaker 1: wasn't him?
Speaker 2: From the back of his gray hair. I never saw
Speaker 2: he takes.
Speaker 1: He probably muttered under his breath, motherfucker. I thought I
Speaker 1: was Vinnie test.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, I said Vin. When he was
Speaker 2: his back to me, said Vid, you have time for
Speaker 2: I said it fast, I speak like in New York.
Speaker 2: Great and he turned, he takes the picture, put his
Speaker 2: arm around me, and the pictures came out great. He's smiling,
Speaker 2: and then they walk away. So I say, scary, that's
Speaker 2: not Vinie Testa Verdi scrace, that's laughing right. He goes, well,
Speaker 2: who is it? I go, let me look at the
Speaker 2: picture again, because I really didn't get a goodok at him.
Speaker 1: It was very cool. It took you about three hours
Speaker 1: to figure out who the fuck this was? Who was he?
Speaker 2: Because the guy is much older, he's it's Kenny O'Brien,
Speaker 2: who was the Jets quarterback from eighty eighty two to
Speaker 2: like not eighty eight.
Speaker 1: Nowhere near the Vinnie Testaverdy era either, well like ten
Speaker 1: years apart.
Speaker 2: The point was he was a Jets quarterback, and I
Speaker 2: recognized him when I look at the picture, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. If you look, he's old enough.
Speaker 1: He's right. Okay.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I said, Vinn. He must have
Speaker 2: thought I said Ken, because it's close enough. Even Kenny
Speaker 2: and Vinnie is close. So I don't think he knows.
Speaker 2: I called him then Venne, Rennie, Kenny, right, But the
Speaker 2: other guys in front of us Ken today Tony. So
Speaker 2: I did take I saw it's my first celebrity. I
Speaker 2: took a picture with I did not know who it was,
Speaker 2: but I do know who it is now. But I
Speaker 2: absolutely called him vin and clearly he.
Speaker 1: Did right, he didn't. Right? Okay, calm down, all right?
Speaker 1: What fuck the bodyguard? Can we agree on that? Take? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck the bodyguard? He had nowhere to be. He's Ken O'Brien,
Speaker 1: for God's sakes, and there's nobody around him, and you
Speaker 1: have a bodyguard yelling unnecessarily on a fucking power trip
Speaker 1: with nobody around and nobody caring.
Speaker 2: And if you know, the only thing he's famous for
Speaker 2: other than being a Jets quarterback is that he was
Speaker 2: drafted in the nineteen eighty three NFL draft And you're like,
Speaker 2: why are you bringing that up?
Speaker 1: Brodie?
Speaker 2: A lot of people that's a long time ago. It's
Speaker 2: known as the quarterback draft. There were three Hall of
Speaker 2: Fame quarterbacks drafted that year, and Ken O'Brien.
Speaker 1: Who are the other three? I think it was Jim Kelly,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. They all went into the Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: and Ken O'Brien no to work in a car wash.
Speaker 2: He went to the Jets and he's taking pictures thinking
Speaker 2: the people thinking he's really test diverting. Yeah, so he's
Speaker 2: lucky animon want to take a picture with him, and
Speaker 2: he was very nice. I have to say, very nice guy.
Speaker 2: His bodyguard can go atter himself. But yes, Brody took
Speaker 2: a picture.
Speaker 1: By the way, I thought it was. Nobody in America
Speaker 1: is talking about him except us right now? So who
Speaker 1: the Schmuck's Scary and verdie? We've wasted enough, We've wasted
Speaker 1: too much time on Ken O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Well even give him slices, some homework, not worthy slices.
Speaker 2: Have you ever taken a Have you ever seen somebody
Speaker 2: famous but didn't know who they were, but still went
Speaker 2: up and got an autograph for a picture, Like they
Speaker 2: were at the airport, everyone was surrounding them. She're like,
Speaker 2: they must be somebody. I'll figure it out later. You're like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: can I get a picture? Like who have you taken
Speaker 2: a picture with or got an autograph and you didn't
Speaker 2: know who it was at that moment?
Speaker 1: Let us know? And that's happened with us too at
Speaker 1: other times. I just can't remember right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, we've had scary We've had people come up to
Speaker 2: us and he got an autographs, had no idea who
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 1: You know, I've taken pictures several times if people that
Speaker 1: thought I was Elvis, Yeah, but we were at event
Speaker 1: from Elvis and Dan Yeah, and I'm like, here we go.
Speaker 1: It's so scary at so open, open and forward.
Speaker 2: He would go up to them and go, oh, let's
Speaker 2: get our picture and they're like, no, I just wanted
Speaker 2: to get Danielle and Elvis. But all right, like it's weird,
Speaker 2: like what they're like trapped, Like I got to picture
Speaker 2: with everybody now because you don't know and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: who's that picture with?
Speaker 1: And I've done that.
Speaker 2: We've had We've had people come up to the radio
Speaker 2: station back in the day they just got a record deal,
Speaker 2: they didn't even have a hit, and they're like, you know.
Speaker 2: Other DJ's like, oh, Brody, come on, I want to
Speaker 2: introduce you to somebody to get a picture. I've got
Speaker 2: pictures with people to this day, I don't know who
Speaker 2: they are. They never had a hit, they didn't get signed,
Speaker 2: or they got dropped from the label. But at the
Speaker 2: time you're like you never know, right, you never know
Speaker 2: who they are. Remember we were backstage at Q on
Speaker 2: two's jingle Ball. Yeah, it was that that woman with
Speaker 2: one single that was a that was a hit, but
Speaker 2: nobody really wants to talk to us know who she was.
Speaker 1: Her name was, oh lady earlier you know, several years
Speaker 1: before that. Uh, that would be Britney Spears. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just think, but you never know. I was hanging out
Speaker 1: with Britney Spears in nineteen ninety eight before Maybe One
Speaker 1: More Time came out, and she was a meek little
Speaker 1: fourteen year old with a backpack and sitting in the
Speaker 1: green room, and the record label person came up to
Speaker 1: me and said, Scary, want you to meet this this girl.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be big someday.
Speaker 2: Michael had been out, the song was out, it was
Speaker 2: does it matter if it was out, it wasn't a
Speaker 2: nobody knew who she was.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you nobody cared. And what I'm saying at
Speaker 1: the point is nobody cared. She was in a green
Speaker 1: room when nobody cared. She barely was anyone was barely famous, yes,
Speaker 1: and no one was in mind right. And then they
Speaker 1: were trying to pull people over to take a picture
Speaker 1: with her to make her feel good. So they pulled
Speaker 1: me in, Scary, take a picture with this girl, Brittney Spears.
Speaker 2: Britney Spears, I was in the same green room with
Speaker 2: you with my wife. So my wife wanted no party.
Speaker 2: She didn't like taking pictures with celebrities. My wife's not
Speaker 2: like you and me. So I saw her there, I
Speaker 2: said hi, I said good luck, But like, you never know,
Speaker 2: you never know, so we would take pictures with everybody
Speaker 2: because you never know, you never know, So we have
Speaker 2: lots of pictures with you never knows.
Speaker 1: I have like seventeen pictures with Sabrina Carpenter and about
Speaker 1: eleven pictures with Taylor Swift because you never know. All right,
Speaker 1: I feel like this is self serving and nobody cares
Speaker 1: or do they think.
Speaker 2: They care, But we move on. Really, I really just
Speaker 2: want Slices to leave his talk backs about celebrities or
Speaker 2: non celebrities they took pictures with, they didn't know who
Speaker 2: they were. Who is that guy you had backstage passes for?
Speaker 2: You were so excited in Philadelphia meeting.
Speaker 1: Green Now there's an example of one that didn't. Uh
Speaker 1: you know those are the you know, the maybe some
Speaker 1: and maybe some not. That guy didn't make it.
Speaker 2: No scary was backstage and he had he was given
Speaker 2: backstage passes to meet Ali Murs and it was a
Speaker 2: big deal. Back then because he had a big hit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you the name of the song, and
Speaker 2: you don't have to tell us, but and like who
Speaker 2: wants Ali Mars tickets?
Speaker 1: And the crowd was going crazy crazy for ally Mers.
Speaker 1: You never know.
Speaker 2: Like a week later, people were like, what am I
Speaker 2: do with these?
Speaker 1: Exactly? So are you are you gonna see Wicket in
Speaker 1: the movie? Yes, okay. I was going to ask you
Speaker 1: this because I have I have a problem with what
Speaker 1: with what's about to happen? Because obviously no, well it's
Speaker 1: it's obviously for those who don't know and living under
Speaker 1: a rock. But we'll tell you anyway, Wicked with Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande and Cynthia Evo, right, Jeff as as Elphaba, right,
Speaker 1: she's okay. So so they're basically in the film. It's been.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a very very big pop culture event,
Speaker 1: not since last year with Barbie and Oppenheimer in those movies.
Speaker 2: I saw a commercial yesterday that wasn't for Wicked.
Speaker 1: Yes, true, So so yeah, big event. Here's my problem.
Speaker 1: If I go, I want to watch the film. I
Speaker 1: don't want people singing and screaming over them in the film.
Speaker 1: This is exactly what happened when I went to the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift concert and Brodie you were there too. You
Speaker 1: go to a show and paid all this money to
Speaker 1: go to a show, and I think we talked about
Speaker 1: it on the podcast, and all we have is people screaming,
Speaker 1: never ever get him back together? Yeah, no, no, we
Speaker 1: are never getting back to it. We know that was
Speaker 1: the bullshit that was the Taylor Swift concert that I
Speaker 1: had it indoor for three and a half hours. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I paid money to hear her sing, not
Speaker 1: your three kids, right, we did, We spoke, You spoke
Speaker 1: about this. We spoke about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, look you can sing along, but the screeching
Speaker 2: that was the problem.
Speaker 1: Well, this same phenomenon. I guarantee you it was going
Speaker 1: to be happening to do this weekend and the coming
Speaker 1: upcoming weekends in the theaters all across America for Wicked,
Speaker 1: because well obviously the show in Bru's been about, you
Speaker 1: know since two thousand and what three, right, so people
Speaker 1: know the words and when popular and defining gravity come up,
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear everyone else trying to hit
Speaker 1: that note. Let it happen in the movie. Oh that
Speaker 1: one that one right before that, that's the last note,
Speaker 1: right before the curtain dropped on intermission. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Define, granted, that's how they're gonna end the movie because
Speaker 2: they're doing the movie in two parts. Next one comes
Speaker 2: out of here from now.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, right.
Speaker 2: You get await a year to see what happens if you.
Speaker 1: Don't already know what happens. Well, anyway, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I feel like it's the the uh, you know, the
Speaker 1: tailor effect of the singing and the screaming in the theater.
Speaker 1: I think that's what's going to be going on. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if people if it's it's gonna be
Speaker 1: an enjoyable, you know thing. You may have to go
Speaker 1: see it at eleven o'clock in the morning on a
Speaker 1: school day.
Speaker 2: I think I could be wrong, but I think I
Speaker 2: read somewhere that they're also going to be doing sing
Speaker 2: along perform like sing along performances. In other words, you'll
Speaker 2: sign up and you'll go to the ones where you're
Speaker 2: supp to sing along, yeah, as opposed to the ones
Speaker 2: where you're not really supposed to sing along.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, so I don't know, you know what, Listen, it's
Speaker 2: not a concert film. It's not really supposed to be
Speaker 2: for singing along. I get that, but there's something to
Speaker 2: be said about fun and you know, like being. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's not the Rocky Hort Picture Show. You're not really
Speaker 2: supposed to be part of. It's not live. But I
Speaker 2: I think if I saw at a second time, I
Speaker 2: like and there was a sing along in environment, that
Speaker 2: would be fun, but not the first time. I want
Speaker 2: to enjoy the movie, So I'm with you on that.
Speaker 1: Well, I missed Cynthia Rivo here at the Jersey City Target.
Speaker 1: This target here by me down the block is one
Speaker 1: of only like five in the country where they are
Speaker 1: doing these super events where they're having special memorabilia, special
Speaker 1: installations and activations and pop ups. It's at the Target
Speaker 1: great Land in Jersey City. And Cyndia Rivo fucking showed
Speaker 1: up there and the guy in the film, who Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande is dating, they were just here. They had it
Speaker 1: was like I was mass pandemonium and I somehow slept
Speaker 1: through it. I don't know. I wasn't I didn't even
Speaker 1: know what was going on. Yeah, that's cool. So you
Speaker 1: have Canthiaivo? Cool? Are we from right? Where you from?
Speaker 1: What do you do you're green in the movie Jets fan? Cool?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, cool, okay, awesome. Yeah, they are doing the rounds. Man.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised Arian is not hosting SNL to promote the movie,
Speaker 2: although you mentioned Barbie and Oppenheimer and they were calling
Speaker 2: it Barbenheimer. Right, do you know what they're calling Gladiator
Speaker 2: and Wicked?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do. It's wait hold on, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's uh yeah, wait Glicked? No, no, Dick, glad Dick,
Speaker 1: Glad DICKT Glad Gladiator and right, Wicked.
Speaker 2: Clicked and the act they got from Wicked. So Glad good, Gladdict,
Speaker 2: glad Dick, glad DICKT. That's it you say, don't don't
Speaker 2: last think it?
Speaker 1: Glad glad Dick. Is that the name of glad Dick
Speaker 1: this weekend? That's the name of the episode here of
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn glad Dick. Yeah, let's get all Are you
Speaker 1: getting Glad Dicked?
Speaker 2: What? I don't know when they're coming out? When are
Speaker 2: they coming out next week?
Speaker 1: No? Isn't it tomorrow? Danielle was on her way. Danielle
Speaker 1: from our big show was on our way to see
Speaker 1: it tonight, and it's all I guess. I guess.
Speaker 2: So I saw a movie today and I saw the
Speaker 2: trailer for Wicked. I didn't I didn't pay attention.
Speaker 1: We got new music coming up tomorrow, the ari Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande singing popular as Glinda and of course Define Gravity
Speaker 1: from Cynthia Rivo Define Gravity, She's Alphaba. So that that
Speaker 1: those two songs come out tomorrow, we're gonna be playing
Speaker 1: them on the radio.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if you saw Kristin Chenno with
Speaker 2: the original Golindainda, Yeah, and if you don't know them,
Speaker 2: you'll understand when you see it.
Speaker 1: If you have.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen the play, she said that, I
Speaker 2: guess it was fifteen years ago. Ariana Grande's mom brought
Speaker 2: Ariana backstage.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess because Ariana was on Nickelodeon, so she was
Speaker 2: famous enough. But she was ten years old to meet
Speaker 2: Kristin Chenna with who was her idol. And so Christian
Speaker 2: Channa would like, oh, nice to meet you, and my
Speaker 2: mother says, oh, I want my daughter to sing for you,
Speaker 2: and Kristen said, it's telling Seth Meyers this and she says,
Speaker 2: you know when moms want their kids to sing her,
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, dear God, spare me. Then Arianna sang
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh my god, kid, you have something
Speaker 2: special there. And she said, yes, someday I want to
Speaker 2: be Glinda in Wicked. She said, well, you know, keep practicing, honey,
Speaker 2: and maybe some day you will. And they stayed friends
Speaker 2: and she talks to her all the time, and she
Speaker 2: said she couldn't be happier for Arianna because since she's ten,
Speaker 2: she's always talked about, I want to be your role someday.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Now she's in the movie.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I feel like if the movie
Speaker 2: was made ten years ago would have been Aguilera.
Speaker 1: Do you agree? Yeah? Oh absolutely yeah. But you know
Speaker 1: you got to go with good copy. Yeah. So glad Dick,
Speaker 1: glad dit Oh oh god, I have a couple of
Speaker 1: things for us. Yes. I had an awkward, an awkward
Speaker 1: moment at lunch with Scottie b and Garrett and our
Speaker 1: friend Crystal from the Afternoon Show. We were having York Yeah,
Speaker 1: at Z one hundred in New York, right, we were
Speaker 1: having lunch. You know, we're at it. If I say it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to play the jingle because it's a sponsor.
Speaker 1: So I were free, I was at a place, was
Speaker 1: at a burger place and we were we were eating,
Speaker 1: and then I had an appointment. I had to go
Speaker 1: to get my eyes checked and I had disappointment, and
Speaker 1: I was counting down the minutes until I could just
Speaker 1: make it barely in time. And Scotty gets into this
Speaker 1: story that was kind of sad. It was a sad story.
Speaker 1: We'll just leave it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody died, it was so.
Speaker 1: So it was very emotional, and then you know, things
Speaker 1: got really really real and serious. So we were going
Speaker 1: around talking about it, and and then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's getting to the park where I have to leave,
Speaker 1: and this is me and my brain and I'm like,
Speaker 1: how am I going to get out of here? This
Speaker 1: is a bad time to exit, because, let's face it,
Speaker 1: you want to you want to make sure that everybody's okay,
Speaker 1: tie it up into a nice bow. You always want
Speaker 1: to leave on a high. You never want to leave
Speaker 1: when there's a there's some negative or or there's something
Speaker 1: really sad happening in a room. It's a bad time
Speaker 1: to excuse you sight right, Oh yeah, your dog die
Speaker 1: gotta go, right, So this was like pretty much that
Speaker 1: it was a bad moment, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta bust out of here. And I
Speaker 1: went to go, uh, hug Crystal, and then I hear
Speaker 1: Garrett cackle. I turn around. I'm like, what's the matter?
Speaker 1: He goes, that wasn't awkward, and I'm like, well, thanks
Speaker 1: for make thanks for pointing it out. You're making more awkward.
Speaker 2: You're exacerbating awkward that you're hugged hug Crystal. What was
Speaker 2: the awkward party?
Speaker 1: No, the awkward was. The awkward was that I'm that
Speaker 1: Scott even just in the middle of the story, and
Speaker 1: I just kind of walked away right there, as if
Speaker 1: I was heartless and I didn't give a ship. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not being insensitive, but fucking be somewhere.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. It's time, I gotta go. I was
Speaker 1: trying to make an exit for five minutes. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's bad.
Speaker 2: I think the only way out of that is if
Speaker 2: you had said, Scotty, hold on a second, I'm really
Speaker 2: into your story and I feel terrible for you, and
Speaker 2: you know what, call me later and because I want
Speaker 2: to hear the rest of it. But I got an
Speaker 2: appointment I have to get to. I feel terrible like
Speaker 2: you should have prefaced it, but you just got off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, and you still to hugging people. I need
Speaker 2: to be better at transitions.
Speaker 1: I was. I was. It was just awful. It was
Speaker 1: it was not right. I mean, yeah, I guess you
Speaker 1: had to be there, but it was just not good.
Speaker 1: Is there a special I guess that would have been
Speaker 1: this special way? Or I should have gone over to
Speaker 1: Scotty first to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hugged him the attractive girl you work with,
Speaker 2: and go I'm gonna hug her and that's my way out.
Speaker 2: I look, did you say goodbye before you hugged her?
Speaker 1: As I was walking toward her, I'm like, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: And that's what made Garrett laugh.
Speaker 2: Because Scotty was talking about uh something serious, and you
Speaker 2: were like, you got up and hugged a girl in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere. You didn't say like, hey guys,
Speaker 2: I'm leaving and the inn hugged her. You just got
Speaker 2: up and be like, hey, Chris, give me a hug.
Speaker 2: I guess order of operations would have could have come
Speaker 2: in handy.
Speaker 1: Would have been good there parentheses, Yeah, please eat little
Speaker 1: delicious apple strude. Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I should have. I did think the order. The order
Speaker 1: was all wrong. I should have patted Scotty on the
Speaker 1: back and gave him a hug, say hey, buddy, I
Speaker 1: feel you all right?
Speaker 2: Slices he ever walked out in a serious conversation because
Speaker 2: you had to get out of there, like you had
Speaker 2: to leave. You're like, oh my god, Mary's talking about
Speaker 2: her boyfriend dumping her.
Speaker 1: But I gotta go. Yeah, but but but but on
Speaker 1: it in all honesty, had I had the time to spare,
Speaker 1: I would have. No, I would have stayed all afternoon.
Speaker 1: You fun.
Speaker 2: If Scotty asked you, like at the end of the conversation,
Speaker 2: so Scott, scary, what do you think? Would you have
Speaker 2: known what he was talking about? Would you have zoned out?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, I wouldn't know what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: I you know, but it's all good.
Speaker 2: Scottling up with a phone call or a text later
Speaker 2: and said I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't do any of that. We discussed it
Speaker 1: on the radio this morning. We got it. We aired
Speaker 1: all so that's how you gave your apology. Its content
Speaker 1: for the radio. We aired it out on the air.
Speaker 2: Elmos, I owe Scotty an apology.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it on the air. I did anybody
Speaker 1: around the room, He did it around the room, callous?
Speaker 1: Is that scary anything you want to talk about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I owe Scotty an apology. Now I did it right
Speaker 1: here alive in front of it. But isn't that more
Speaker 1: of You know that that's a big takes a big
Speaker 1: man to do that in front of millions of people,
Speaker 1: to apologize in front of millions rather than just apologize.
Speaker 2: A comedy bit that's not doesn't mean you're a big man?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does you killed two birds at one stone?
Speaker 2: You're like, ah, I need content.
Speaker 1: Hey I was. I was kind of an ancesterday.
Speaker 2: But look at look at me being the hero and
Speaker 2: apologizing at that moment.
Speaker 1: I still think it doesn't count. It was worth more
Speaker 1: that I was in front of everybody. It was in
Speaker 1: front of the public. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know what that reminds me of. You remember the
Speaker 2: show All in the Family, right of course. Okay, So
Speaker 2: there's a scene where Archie Bunker and his son in
Speaker 2: law Mike are in the house and they're being robbed.
Speaker 2: The guy has them at gunpoint, knife point gunpoint, I
Speaker 2: don't remember, and the guy's like, empty your pockets, give
Speaker 2: me all your money. So Mike, the son in law
Speaker 2: who's played by Rob Reiner, takes out money from his
Speaker 2: pocket and he goes, here you go, Archie, here's the
Speaker 2: twenty bucks I owe.
Speaker 1: You, right Archie, and then the guy robs him. It's
Speaker 1: that's what you did.
Speaker 2: You chose that moment to give Archie the money back
Speaker 2: so you could get credit for it, even though you
Speaker 2: were fucked. That's what he did. Oh a, hchie, here's
Speaker 2: the money I owe you. And of course the guy
Speaker 2: took that money too. That's what you did. You were like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what, I want to make this content. I
Speaker 2: don't think there's any sincerity there. You were just like,
Speaker 2: I owe Scotty an apology. I guess if there wasn't
Speaker 2: a radio show, you never would have reached out to him.
Speaker 2: If you didn't work with him, you wouldn't have like
Speaker 2: reached out to him. You would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he'll get over. And did Scotty come running in and
Speaker 2: accept your apology?
Speaker 1: He really ignored me for the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because he understands what I understand, and the
Speaker 2: slices of saying the same thing.
Speaker 1: We're scary. Yeah, you're not good.
Speaker 2: You probably looked at him and behind the glass going
Speaker 2: we're good, Scotty, right, and you're probably like going give
Speaker 2: me the finger.
Speaker 1: You know it all too boys podcast, we will be
Speaker 1: right back, scary.
Speaker 2: I saw an ad on Facebook. I wanted to run
Speaker 2: by you pink toilet for sale, and it's a it's
Speaker 2: a The toilet's pink, the tank is pink, toil, pink.
Speaker 2: I had a toilet like that when we bought our house.
Speaker 2: It's from the seventies.
Speaker 1: That's exactly pink. That's what pops into my mind is
Speaker 1: my aunt Milly's toilet. And my Auntily had a pink
Speaker 1: toilet and it was it was yeah, seventies. Yeah, go ahead, No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying from the seventies. And what color was her bathroom? Uh?
Speaker 1: It was pink. Yeah, pink, pink, pink sink, pink shower,
Speaker 1: pink black. It was at that pink tile. Yep. Even
Speaker 1: my grandmother upstairs she had a pink bathtub. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that when we bought the house. I think
Speaker 2: the house was built nineteen fifty four. I think it
Speaker 2: may have been the original toilet. So the toilet was pink,
Speaker 2: the tiles were pink, the floor tiles were pink, the
Speaker 2: tub was pink. The tiles and the the shower were pink.
Speaker 2: And the counter, the whole countertop was pink. Though everything
Speaker 2: was pink, they put I had pink garbage pail and
Speaker 2: there they had two daughters.
Speaker 1: For the people who bought the house from.
Speaker 2: You don't match pink with pink, so we put in
Speaker 2: a white toilet that would stand out and make everything
Speaker 2: look you know, contrast. Anyway, the point is this pink
Speaker 2: toilet was for sale, so I'm like, oh, if somebody
Speaker 2: wants a pink toilet, maybe they have a white bathroom
Speaker 2: that might look nice. But then I read the description
Speaker 2: in great condition used.
Speaker 1: Woo.
Speaker 2: Would you would you buy a used toilet? No? But
Speaker 2: not an antique where it's like yeah, brass and the stands.
Speaker 1: But wait a second, hold on, here would with the toilet?
Speaker 1: Would you buy? Any toilet that you buy is going
Speaker 1: to be used, isn't it? No, it's not.
Speaker 2: You got a home depot, you buy a toilet? Oh
Speaker 2: he's at home?
Speaker 1: Deep? Hold on a second, do they even sell used
Speaker 1: products at home depot? I'm really they don't. This was
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Okay, so then on if I buy a
Speaker 1: toilet on Facebook, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You know, somebody could be selling and they built a
Speaker 2: house at an extra toilet.
Speaker 1: No, if I'm buying something on Facebook Marketplace, I damn
Speaker 1: well know it's used. That's what I was trying to
Speaker 1: say earlier.
Speaker 2: No, sometimes it's in pieces, it's still in the box.
Speaker 1: You could buy a new toilet.
Speaker 2: This was assembled, like there's a picture of it and
Speaker 2: it's sitting on the driveway. You like, come buy my
Speaker 2: pink toilet. If you need a pink toilet, it's been used,
Speaker 2: then you can change this. Listen, it's pretty disgusted. When
Speaker 2: you move into a house, you're moving in as a
Speaker 2: toilet there. You only change the sea, you don't necessarily
Speaker 2: change the toilet. I get that, But you got to
Speaker 2: bring in a toilet into your house that somebody else
Speaker 2: has been using, and how do you grab it? You
Speaker 2: have to put glove. You have to got gloves, right,
Speaker 2: you can't. You're not gonna put somebody's foot a.
Speaker 1: Pole in your car.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I leave us a talk back. Are you
Speaker 2: buying a used toilet? Have you bought a used toilet.
Speaker 2: Have you sold a used toilet? Is there a big business.
Speaker 1: That use toilets? I'm sorry, I don't. I feel like
Speaker 1: toilets need to just just be discarded of. You used
Speaker 1: to start fresh, like a fresh bowl a fresh Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's nasty.
Speaker 2: I mean we used the pink toilet that when we
Speaker 2: bought the house. We kept it for a while to
Speaker 2: we have enough money to replace all the toilets.
Speaker 1: I can't. I would never.
Speaker 2: I'm not bringing one in. No, I'm not going out
Speaker 2: of my way to bring one in and install it.
Speaker 1: If they're selling a toilet on the mark Facebook marketplace,
Speaker 1: by the way, I would automatically know it's used and
Speaker 1: not buy it. No one's selling. No one's selling to
Speaker 1: a new toilet on Facebook marketplace. Right. How give me
Speaker 1: an example of that? How would I just tell you?
Speaker 2: You say you're building a house, okay, and you buy,
Speaker 2: you buy three toilets from home depot, and then once
Speaker 2: you build a house, your wife says, you know what
Speaker 2: I really wanted, an elongated toilet box. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 2: let's just get rid of We'll sell it on Facebook.
Speaker 2: There's opportunities to sell new ones so what scenario for everything?
Speaker 1: What other used things? Would you not buy mattress? Would
Speaker 1: you buy a mattress? I wouldn't buy a used mattress.
Speaker 2: No, Well, you know what people do. They figured they
Speaker 2: put sheets on them, They put rubb a sheet on them.
Speaker 1: Ye, I don't know about that. It's it's weird. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's where I draw the line toilets and mattresses.
Speaker 2: I think if you if you don't have the money
Speaker 2: and you need to buy a used mattress, listen, I
Speaker 2: sold mattresses.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's house, I sold all her mattresses. People
Speaker 2: buy and they were in great condition. Like she had
Speaker 2: a guest bedroom that was only the bed was only
Speaker 2: slept on, like twice you could see there was I
Speaker 2: had a purchase date, it was it was all right
Speaker 2: if you get If you buy a mattress that has
Speaker 2: like a dink in it, like a big dip and
Speaker 2: it's got stains in it.
Speaker 1: You don't buy that. But if it's in mint.
Speaker 2: Some people sell crib crib mattresses. I'm okay with that
Speaker 2: if they if they look relatively new, Yeah, I'm not pilet, yeah,
Speaker 2: a toilet you probably already have a toilet. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: if it cracks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't know, well toilet
Speaker 1: just saying I don't know. I guess our toilets that
Speaker 1: expensive at home depot. I think they started like fifty
Speaker 1: nine dollars. Right, you can buy a toilet, I don't
Speaker 1: know where cheap you could. I mean if you want
Speaker 1: it to I mean I have the chance. I have
Speaker 1: the Champion four. I mean, I spend a couple of
Speaker 1: hundreds in my house. You can. I know.
Speaker 2: It's the one you can flush a bucket of golf
Speaker 2: ball bucket. It swallows a bucket of golf balls and more,
Speaker 2: except except when I when I put too much toilet
Speaker 2: paper clogs. Oh my gosh, you wipe my ass with
Speaker 2: golf balls. Like I love these commercials, like when you
Speaker 2: buy like a knife, like this knife can cut through
Speaker 2: a tin can. Yeah, but I want to cut a
Speaker 2: carrot like I just I don't care what else it
Speaker 2: does I wanted to do, Like show me cut a
Speaker 2: tomato with it.
Speaker 1: Like look at this pan. You can hit it with
Speaker 1: a hammer. It doesn't dent. It doesn't dent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when I cook in it with a sauce
Speaker 2: and the sauce sticks to the pot and it burns it.
Speaker 2: That then I take a hammer to an old dight.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm not playing it. It just struck me funny.
Speaker 2: Like so if you like, if you need a toilet,
Speaker 2: you need a pink toilet, like I feel like it's
Speaker 2: one of those things like you're doing a scavenger with
Speaker 2: your friends, like ten points. If you find a pink toilet,
Speaker 2: you're like, all right, I got one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just weird to me, all right, So no, no
Speaker 2: pink toilet. I'm used toilet for me. No, all right,
Speaker 2: that's pretty shitty pun intended, pun intended, all right, fair enough,
Speaker 2: I did I did want to talk about twitter hose
Speaker 2: unless you have something you want to you want to
Speaker 2: get to first.
Speaker 1: Now, let's do that and then we'll I have something
Speaker 1: after the break that's something that's going to drive you nuts.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you've had experience with But can you
Speaker 2: tell me like a background music for me?
Speaker 1: I mean no, you didn't ask for any I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have a systems just like I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean I could play the the Wop, the Wop jingle,
Speaker 1: the Brooken Boys Wop jingle doesn't have like a bed
Speaker 1: at the end of it, like a nice little music
Speaker 1: bed like here, remember this, there's two boys in this. Yes,
Speaker 1: why do we play this? Should play this? Yes, we'll
Speaker 1: playing it right now. Letters, Letters there, you go ahead,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 2: So I I've talked to you slices about the Twitter
Speaker 2: skanks that follow me. Like they'll like a post from
Speaker 2: like a year and a half ago that I made
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and they're like, oh Mary Stugin blocking like
Speaker 2: fake names, liked your comment and they follow you.
Speaker 1: So I blocked them.
Speaker 2: I blocked them all these fake accounts, they're bots and
Speaker 2: and if you if you click on their page, it's
Speaker 2: all like sex pages and it's all like.
Speaker 1: Come join me and my girls kind of thing, right,
Speaker 1: and it's always our new account or there. They've got
Speaker 1: like two followers and they're following three thousand people and
Speaker 1: they've got like four posts.
Speaker 2: Right, So, just in the last two weeks, I would
Speaker 2: like to welcome aboard these followers to my Twitter account.
Speaker 2: Oh Rihanna Boner, Ember Becksy, Nyla Warlbert, Brenda Carnivorla Key,
Speaker 2: elite A, Nabia, Hermiitia, Sienna Dewitty just sounded like a
Speaker 2: disease Verity frizzle, Martha on Ceeu Liams, I guess that's her,
Speaker 2: a Culmu Piper Cober, Holly Lollipop, oh man Frey Hawults,
Speaker 2: Gina Griffle with a jay Jina. I guess Gina Griffle.
Speaker 2: Uh Violet van der Steep.
Speaker 1: I want to know what trap you clicked on to
Speaker 1: make all these people follow you? Will you looking at it?
Speaker 2: Some No, this is what's going on on Twitter. The
Speaker 2: bots are taken over. Uh Stacy lasco.
Speaker 1: See. I always thought that they follow you because you've
Speaker 1: stumbled upon something. No.
Speaker 2: No, I used for sports and news and politics. So
Speaker 2: all these people found you the find Harold uh, Dan Buckley,
Speaker 2: Chelsea salt Woman, Russe Alina Sherrid, Parthenia TERRESI.
Speaker 1: So none of these people are real. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Cheryl Harber, I don't think I don't think she's real.
Speaker 2: Fay Reagan, hold On Nell Havenisian, uh Hana Corgar her
Speaker 2: Holidays almost yeah, Delicia Oman, Celestia.
Speaker 1: Son the Meyer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh Katie Boner followed me, very exciting.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Vivian Sniffer Sniffer followed me Welcome to the Welcome to
Speaker 2: my Twitter account, Vian Sniffer. Uh, Primrose Rasmussen. You know
Speaker 2: a lot of girls named Primrose?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so many. I grew up with a few. Hey,
Speaker 1: Gabriella Falls. So are you going to delete these people
Speaker 1: or are you just gonna let them linger?
Speaker 2: I took screenshots though, Uh Heaven Loggins, Oh her name's Heaven,
Speaker 2: that's legit. Um tweet sheet, a woman's name tweet sheet
Speaker 2: r Wen Spazanini and uh oh Daisy Boner. All right,
Speaker 2: I got three boners?
Speaker 1: You got three of them?
Speaker 2: There are the bons you know what? I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I watched that movie.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: So the the the the Twitter skanks are out in
Speaker 2: full force right now following my Twitter. Can I block
Speaker 2: them all? Then I'll follow me anymore? Yeah, but somebody
Speaker 2: must be clicking on them. There must be a business.
Speaker 2: There must be an industry. Scary that they're making money
Speaker 2: by following and liking your old tweets.
Speaker 1: See, you don't have this kind of entertainment on Blue
Speaker 1: Sky yet It'll get there.
Speaker 2: No, No, you know this is this is top quality, right.
Speaker 1: This is years in the making to find peth like this.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get Lydia Boner and her and her
Speaker 2: Bonus sisters or whatever days.
Speaker 1: Or on threads. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You know, I have like fifty thousand followers on Instagram,
Speaker 2: so I have like you know, you automatically got followed
Speaker 2: in by threads. You automatically follow the same people. So
Speaker 2: I have like forty something thousand followers on threads. But
Speaker 2: yet when you send out a message, nobody responds.
Speaker 1: Nobody. Yeah, no, I noticed that nobody's using it. Nobody's home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't be bothered. People have only so much bandwidth.
Speaker 2: So I mean, how many social media pages you have?
Speaker 1: How many do you have? I have all of them,
Speaker 1: but I don't use all of them. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's why people about Yeah, we mentioned it briefly on Lifetime.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, I'm not being real anymore, but
Speaker 1: like I was never it was funny for like a week,
Speaker 1: I was never real. That's that's when you have to
Speaker 1: actually when it say it's time to be real, and
Speaker 1: you have to like take a picture of what's going
Speaker 1: on at that moment, and you're because you're being real,
Speaker 1: you're and there's no filter and you just post it up. Well,
Speaker 1: guess what I done. Yeah, it can't be popular. I
Speaker 1: was always sleeping when it was time to be real.
Speaker 1: What the fuck am I gonna open my eyes, take
Speaker 1: a fucking picture and post it up. I'm your break. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm sorry. I'd rather be fake. Be fake.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back and scary. Now. I
Speaker 1: know you have been put in this predicament before, but
Speaker 1: let's fay. Okay. But you grew up as a family
Speaker 1: man with three kids. Okay, so it maybe.
Speaker 2: I was grown up before I had the family when.
Speaker 1: You had, you came of age and you've had this,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure what's been It's it's like returning the
Speaker 1: favor for some of these families. But I've been here
Speaker 1: comes I've been inundated with requests to donate to my
Speaker 1: friend's kids fill in the blank popcorn fundraiser.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you were being asked by your friends
Speaker 2: to donate sperm that slices.
Speaker 1: Oh didn't you think he was gonna say that? Scary?
Speaker 2: Nobody's asking you for sperm.
Speaker 1: Nobody this double good popcorn, which I raised a ruckus
Speaker 1: about it on the Morning show today, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people responded, I here's my problem. I'm put in
Speaker 1: a bad spot right when my boy Jay Smaller says, O, yo,
Speaker 1: got my kids dance competition coming up. They want the
Speaker 1: whole team to go to freaking Tallahassee. Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to raise money. Here click the link and you drop
Speaker 1: that in the group chat, and it's like, fuck, all right,
Speaker 1: maybe nobody respond. If nobody responds, we all look bad.
Speaker 1: Equally great, well, then of course my friends have kids
Speaker 1: and they all return the favor. So my buddy one buddy,
Speaker 1: Lauren jumps in, Oh I'll donate, okay, yeah, I got it,
Speaker 1: I got you Jay Oh Lloyd comes in that three
Speaker 1: four guys in, three four guys deep on this thing,
Speaker 1: and there's six of us in the chat. I'm like fuck,
Speaker 1: and I'm like waiting for it. And then a couple
Speaker 1: of days passed by, like no, Scary Scary is always
Speaker 1: first to clam up on this. For Scary, the first
Speaker 1: one to jump in on these chats. And now all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's gone radio silent literally on us.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm so busy, guys. Uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you, I got YOUA So I clicked the
Speaker 1: link dude. Eighty seven dollars later, I'm buying popcorn. Popcorn
Speaker 1: shows up. I'm one guy in my house with a
Speaker 1: variets right of eight bags of dude, not even big sizes,
Speaker 1: two point seven ounces. They're fucking snit. They're fucking fucking
Speaker 1: like single, single serve popcorns. I'm like, this is what
Speaker 1: I got for eighty seven dollars and I'm like, and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat it all because fuck that.
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't eat it before the first of the
Speaker 2: year when you're onto your diet.
Speaker 1: I brought it to the radio station today and you know,
Speaker 1: and then Nate is chowing down on It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is good popcorn, and I'm like, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: So what I have to show for this fucking donation.
Speaker 1: And here's the worst part, I'll never get it back
Speaker 1: because I don't have any kids. I'll never send down
Speaker 1: a link like that. So I am constantly in the
Speaker 1: red on It's just it's fundraiser after fundraiser after fundraiser.
Speaker 2: And that sucks, right, That sucks that you get stuck
Speaker 2: given everybody else's kids money when you don't have kids, right.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, because when you think about it brody, it's not
Speaker 1: aboudy to think about it some more, think deeper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got on so so as soon as the Then
Speaker 1: then Scotty B comes in with this, Oh it's a
Speaker 1: cheerleading competition. Oh, we want to send the kids for
Speaker 1: you know whatever, fucking ice skates. Oh the baseball team.
Speaker 1: Oh the soccer match. Oh, gotta send the team. Hey
Speaker 1: guess what I'm done? All right, it's I have been
Speaker 1: drained of all my money I've given to everyone's fucking kids.
Speaker 2: It's not fair. I agree with you one hundred percent,
Speaker 2: and slices. I think you're with me on this.
Speaker 1: Scary now knows what I'm like when I have.
Speaker 2: To go out with his drinking friends.
Speaker 1: It's the same. Fucking thanks, Scary.
Speaker 2: It's not you are the non drinker in the group
Speaker 2: and you have to put up money and chip in
Speaker 2: for the kids' trip to Florida, and you're like, I
Speaker 2: don't drink, I don't have kids.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Scary. You make me feel bad. I should
Speaker 1: chip in. I'm the bad.
Speaker 2: One now you know how it feels. So No, that's different.
Speaker 2: This is a different scenario, one hundred percent the same.
Speaker 2: You're a non drinker, non you're a non breeder and
Speaker 2: you don't want to pay for the other people's breeding,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to pay for your drinking and
Speaker 2: I'm a non drinker. It's the same thing apples and
Speaker 2: the popcorns on you on a foot, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Apples and oranges? This is We're talking about the fact
Speaker 1: that I didn't procreate and have kids, but I'm not
Speaker 1: a drinker. Same thing. How is it the same thing?
Speaker 2: Because I have to pay for other people's drinks when
Speaker 2: I'm not a drinker, and you have to pay for
Speaker 2: other kids trips to Disney World and you're not a parent,
Speaker 2: It's the same damn thing.
Speaker 1: Nah, except I'm not dropping you a link and making
Speaker 1: you feel bad.
Speaker 2: You have a chip in front of me and saying
Speaker 2: give me a credit card.
Speaker 1: No, you have the choice to come with us or not.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not forcing your hand to come with them.
Speaker 2: You have a choice not to work with these people,
Speaker 2: and I'd be friends with them, but you are friends
Speaker 2: with them, and that's the price.
Speaker 1: The price. These are my life, some kids. I know
Speaker 1: these people since I'm like twelve years old. These are
Speaker 1: my my core, my core memory. Friends from Mike when
Speaker 1: I was in the sixth grade.
Speaker 2: You kidding, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a
Speaker 2: limb here, and I'm gonna just rough estimate. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say that one kid, one kid probably costs thirty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a year to have really ballpark food, medicine, vacations, flights, cruises, whatever.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of one dance classes thirty thousand. The
Speaker 2: fact that you have to pay one hundred dollars in
Speaker 2: popcorn and some and some some uh some girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 2: You got off easy, my friend. You don't have to
Speaker 2: pay for colleges weddings, bar mitzvahz.
Speaker 1: What is it? Communions now?
Speaker 2: Sixteen?
Speaker 1: No, but here's how I do have to pay for
Speaker 1: the peace just opened up Pandora's box. Because let's take
Speaker 1: it a step further. How many countless bachelor parties and
Speaker 1: weddings and christenings and birthdays have I been to? Count
Speaker 1: I've been to weddings I don't have there's no no
Speaker 1: because I'm not getting married. So because I'm not getting married,
Speaker 1: I will never see I will never see all that
Speaker 1: money coming back in me. It's only all is constant
Speaker 1: money going out.
Speaker 2: And you'll never have to spend one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 2: on college tuition per kid, and you'll never have to
Speaker 2: spend forty thousand dollars on a wedding and twenty five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars on a cheap car.
Speaker 1: That's your choice. You made a life decision to have
Speaker 1: those kids and get married. You made that life decision.
Speaker 1: I made a life decision to like stay single and
Speaker 1: not get participate in any of this. But yet I'm
Speaker 1: getting smacked with it left and right now.
Speaker 2: It's the cost of being single, that's your penalty.
Speaker 1: And the worst part of it is, especially with this
Speaker 1: fucking popcorn company, is they take fifty percent off the
Speaker 1: top before they give the other fifty percent to the
Speaker 1: kids allegedly, so all they all these kids are are
Speaker 1: shills working for these fucking popcorn companies. It's basically like
Speaker 1: being popcorn salesman for free and not getting It's the
Speaker 1: best scam in the world that they scam.
Speaker 2: Bony jingle read because I'm gonna tell you the real scam.
Speaker 1: That the scam is. These popcorn companies and these fucking
Speaker 1: candy bar companies. They only give you fifty percent and
Speaker 1: and and then and then they're allowing letting people spread
Speaker 1: the gospel of their good candy, and they're good popcorn
Speaker 1: about the kids and they're not getting Then those kids
Speaker 1: are not getting paid to sell it.
Speaker 2: Those kids when when the guy we used to work with,
Speaker 2: he used to come in with wrap during the Christmas,
Speaker 2: You're like, Oh, my daughter is selling wrapping paper. I
Speaker 2: don't even get food. I don't even get food out
Speaker 2: of the day. Ol, I wanna chip in for wrapping paper?
Speaker 1: Here's your jingle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me tell you what the scambonie is.
Speaker 1: What's a real scamboni.
Speaker 2: The scamboni is when you pay ten thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: year for your daughter to take dance classes, and then
Speaker 2: the studio says, oh, we got to raise money now
Speaker 2: so the kids can go to on this trip.
Speaker 1: What'd you do with the ten thousand dollars I gave you? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the hell?
Speaker 2: Because there's this there's twenty kids in the class. That's
Speaker 2: two hundred thousand dollars. Where where's that money? You can't
Speaker 2: you can't afford a trip out of the two hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Now, I gotta raise money. I already gave
Speaker 2: you ten thousand dollars, it should include a trip.
Speaker 1: O Wait a second, wait wait wait the ten thousand.
Speaker 1: So you're saying it's fuzzy math. The money disappeared somebody.
Speaker 1: When you pay you for.
Speaker 2: Dance lessons or gymnastics lessons, Okay, you're getting the lessons.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: But then they're like, oh, we want more. You're paying
Speaker 2: for the cost that they make money on the costumes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you give them one hundred and fifty bucks for
Speaker 2: the for the outfit, she surely got it for twenty
Speaker 2: five bucks whatever. I'm exaggerating, but you know they made
Speaker 2: a profit. They're making a profit on everything. Now they
Speaker 2: want to get a chip in for the trip. You
Speaker 2: want to want a trip, and they get you. Nobody
Speaker 2: said about a trip. Now you tell the kids you
Speaker 2: want to go to Disney World, they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, Disney World.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I want to make my kid the
Speaker 2: wantly kid doesn't go to Disney World.
Speaker 1: So you get a ship in. Yeah, the teams going
Speaker 1: to Disney World.
Speaker 2: Oh, the football team wants to go to you know whatever,
Speaker 2: go to great Adventure, like we did spend one hundred
Speaker 2: bucks going some roller coasters come home. You know, Disney
Speaker 2: take it to Disney World. I'll take it to Disney
Speaker 2: World when I get to go with you.
Speaker 1: Ah, that is a scamboni. That's a pretty big scamp.
Speaker 2: And then what happens is and I'm not saying it
Speaker 2: happened to my family, but you know sometimes parents have
Speaker 2: to volunteer to go to Disney World with the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well usually, and I'm telling you this from experience, not
Speaker 2: because I'm sexist. The fathers don't go, that's right, because
Speaker 2: most of the time they're working.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that women don't work, stay home.
Speaker 1: The mom's going.
Speaker 2: Plus the you know, the moms are women, and the
Speaker 2: girls are getting whatever they want women around.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: But then the mom's like, all right, I'll volunteer to
Speaker 2: go to Disney World and chaperone the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, twist my arm.
Speaker 2: So it's all every every listen, everyone's got a hand out.
Speaker 2: Everyone's got a scam, right, and God bless them if
Speaker 2: it's you know, you're making right. And you bought popcorn. Look,
Speaker 2: I bought popcorn for my daughter's to your team. I
Speaker 2: ended up with eight bags of popcorn that nobody wanted
Speaker 2: to eat because it was like four hundred calories per
Speaker 2: kernel and it's delicious.
Speaker 1: But how much popcorn can I like?
Speaker 2: Can I donate twenty dollars and get two bags?
Speaker 1: Nope? How about you just donate money and call it
Speaker 1: a day and don't get anything. You get nothing money.
Speaker 2: How about the fact that I'm spending a fuck load
Speaker 2: of money on college tuition that you should whatever they need, like,
Speaker 2: oh the girls, the girls need new uniforms, gonna buy popcorn?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, take it out of tuition money. I took out
Speaker 2: a loan to pay for this tuition. Take the money
Speaker 2: out of the tuition and buy them pop poms? Right,
Speaker 2: I gotta buy books and food and listen, I love.
Speaker 2: That's why people reach out to their friends. They drop
Speaker 2: the link in the in the group chat and like, hey,
Speaker 2: help fund this. Ohst I put out I listen slices. No,
Speaker 2: I put out the link for my daughter when she
Speaker 2: was selling popcorn because I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be proud of it.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: Also, I want I wanted my daughter to get into uniforms.
Speaker 2: Whatever they was selling, I wanted it was a good call.
Speaker 1: I love my friends, and I love my friends kids,
Speaker 1: but you know you got to take care of your
Speaker 1: own first, like you know, like Christmas is coming up
Speaker 1: for me, right and I know you I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the Funkel.
Speaker 2: When's your Christmas.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the Funkel, all right for Christmas? You
Speaker 1: are the funk yep, And I'm gonna make sure no
Speaker 1: matter what, because I I I already had drew the
Speaker 1: line in the sand, because you know, money's a little
Speaker 1: weird for my sister right now. And you know, things
Speaker 1: are things, you know, just things aren't like outrageous and
Speaker 1: ly awesome. So I said, look, stop it with the
Speaker 1: gift giving, all right, you Stephen, Me and you, Jennifer
Speaker 1: Stephen and me, the three of us where that's my sister,
Speaker 1: my brother, Jennifer Stephen. Let's not get each other gifts
Speaker 1: forget about it. But I know that I'm going to
Speaker 1: buy your two kids gifts, and I'm going to buy
Speaker 1: Steve's two kids gifts because to me, Christmas is about
Speaker 1: the kids. So I'm getting my nephews and my niece
Speaker 1: they're getting and I don't want anything in return because
Speaker 1: then my brother's like, no, wait if you buy them gifts,
Speaker 1: so we we're not even and I got to give
Speaker 1: you a gift. I'm like, you don't. You don't. We're family,
Speaker 1: I said, And all of us are going to buy
Speaker 1: daddy a gift. My father will get a gift from us.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to concentrate on the kids, and my
Speaker 1: father and me and my brother and my sister and
Speaker 1: their and their husbands and wives will not We won't
Speaker 1: have to worry about it. We're not going there this year,
Speaker 1: so we made a packed But you gotta draw on
Speaker 1: the line somewhere, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Tell Jennifer and Steven they shouldn't feel
Speaker 2: guilty by not buying any gifts for your kids because
Speaker 2: you don't have any but to make up for it.
Speaker 2: So they don't feel guilty. They can buy your co
Speaker 2: host gifts.
Speaker 1: Oh, so are gonna get my gifts?
Speaker 2: Yes, they can give me gifts and I will appreciate
Speaker 2: it enough for both of us.
Speaker 1: Great, all right, I spent Christmas with you last year? Remember, Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember we did. Yeah?
Speaker 2: You can so much food, A lot of food, A
Speaker 2: lot of food all my scariest family.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 2: Your neighbors, your brother's neighbors brought food, your family made food.
Speaker 1: Holy crap. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, by the way, I have no plans for Christmas
Speaker 2: this year, just letting you know what about Thanksgiving, I
Speaker 2: don't have definitive Well, we don't know what we're doing yet. No,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a family and Thanksgiving. All right, figure
Speaker 2: it out. But well, you're inviting my whole family over.
Speaker 2: You don't want my kids?
Speaker 1: You be with you. You're gonna have all three all
Speaker 1: three kids. Yeah, of course they're home for the holidays. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's no place like home for the holiday.
Speaker 2: It's like Perry Como is here on the podcast podcast.
Speaker 1: This is our last break. That's it. After this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shut it down and I'm gonna start packing for
Speaker 1: Costa Rica. M hmm. We're headed there tomorrow, me and
Speaker 1: me and my boys friends giving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very nice. And then you're home before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I will be home before Yes, on Thanksgiving, EVI, I
Speaker 1: will be home. Hence I'll be in town for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: and then on Saturday, I'll be an American dream giving
Speaker 1: out jingle ball tickets. Okay, I can win those. Okay, See,
Speaker 1: we had this conversation before. It's going to be awkward
Speaker 1: if you show up to the American Dream to win
Speaker 1: jingle Ball tickets. No, it's not. Yes, not for me.
Speaker 1: I have no problem. No, because if you show up
Speaker 1: and you win, people in the crowd who is one
Speaker 1: hundred fans are gonna know Dave, that's David Brody and
Speaker 1: and you wor anymore. I know you don't work there anymore,
Speaker 1: but it would be really awkward. If you want, you.
Speaker 2: Should tell tell the big bosses that the way to
Speaker 2: avoid the embarrassment of me winning, right is to just
Speaker 2: give me jingle ball tickets and I won't show up.
Speaker 2: Then you can give away tickets to people that aren't me,
Speaker 2: and that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's bribery.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm just saying you don't want me to
Speaker 2: show up to win tickets, give me tickets. I wanted
Speaker 2: to show up.
Speaker 1: I think that's fair.
Speaker 2: Listeners will lynch you if you want to screen. My
Speaker 2: kids deserve to go to jingle Balls like anybody else.
Speaker 1: David Browdie, you can't win, that's fair. Javid Brody doesn't
Speaker 1: have a job. He needs to win the tickets. Okay,
Speaker 1: the slices.
Speaker 2: You're on my side right only, well, you guys are
Speaker 2: You're always on my side.
Speaker 1: Only half, only half of them? All right?
Speaker 2: Yes, what were you going to say? I'm having a
Speaker 2: problem with TikTok. What's going and I need your help?
Speaker 1: I am too. I can't get my listeners up, I
Speaker 1: can't get I can't get followers, and I don't provide content.
Speaker 1: I don't know if enough of us.
Speaker 2: Slices are on TikTok, because I've asked our slices to
Speaker 2: follow me on TikTok and a bunch of them did.
Speaker 2: But I know how many slices we have, and I
Speaker 2: know how many followers I have. It's definitely a problem,
Speaker 2: a problem slices.
Speaker 1: No, actually, could you give us a boost? We never
Speaker 1: asked for this ship. We're not beggars, but in this case,
Speaker 1: could you follow us both on TikTok? Why you David
Speaker 1: Berty twelve?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, let's okay, okay, uh uh Colombo, let's figure that.
Speaker 1: Out because obviously it's a popular name and you relate
Speaker 1: to the party, which is like you because some kid
Speaker 1: had it on fans lely as soon as as soon
Speaker 1: as a person, Yeah, as soon as an app comes out,
Speaker 1: you jump on and claim your name. Yes, so do you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got mine.
Speaker 2: Somebody on fans Lee migrated over and kept a name,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't put up any videos.
Speaker 1: Oh no, musically, musically I can't.
Speaker 2: Musically, sorry, I can't. I can't follow him. I can't
Speaker 2: message him unless he follows me back because he's got
Speaker 2: a private account. He has six six followers, and I'm
Speaker 2: one of them. Anyway, that's pretty shitty anyway. Yeah, so TikTok,
Speaker 2: So I have another account.
Speaker 1: I had an account.
Speaker 2: Before David Brody twelve. Oh is that the one you
Speaker 2: did all your dances on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, my all your routines, all my routines. So I
Speaker 2: had an account, and I guess I use the same
Speaker 2: log in as Twitter. I think I don't even know,
Speaker 2: and I don't The log in doesn't work. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna buoy you what what what happens? But it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: So I I messaged from that. I can't get in
Speaker 2: that account. So I messaged from from my account the
Speaker 2: TikTok help over a year scary, I say, I I
Speaker 2: locked out of this account. I need you to reset
Speaker 2: the password. I'll tell you the email address associated with it.
Speaker 2: They don't have a forgot you password. They don't have
Speaker 2: that so, and every time I get a response back
Speaker 2: that says, where's the screenshot?
Speaker 1: I gotta open up.
Speaker 2: I gotta open it up. Every time I get it
Speaker 2: back says the problem with your log in is due
Speaker 2: to an update in the in Instagram, and as soon
Speaker 2: as Instagram completes the problem on their end, you'll have
Speaker 2: no problem logging in. And every time, every few months,
Speaker 2: I go back and I say, hey, TikTok, I really
Speaker 2: want to get into my account. So this time, this
Speaker 2: time's scary.
Speaker 1: Here's what I wrote.
Speaker 2: I said, dear TikTok, I can't get into my account
Speaker 2: with this screen name. And I go through the whole story.
Speaker 2: I just explain to you, and please don't respond to
Speaker 2: me by telling me it's Instagram's fault because they've recently
Speaker 2: changed their algorithm or whatever you tell me they recently changed.
Speaker 2: Because that's a message you've been sending me for over
Speaker 2: a year. It's not accurate. Instagram doesn't change the thing
Speaker 2: you're talking about. Every day, you're sending me an old message,
Speaker 2: and do me a favor. Don't send me that message
Speaker 2: and help me log in. So the first email I
Speaker 2: get is what's the screen name you're trying to get
Speaker 2: into and I say it's in the email, but here
Speaker 2: it is again and again. Please don't tell me the
Speaker 2: problem is a change in Instagram. I got a response
Speaker 2: back yesterday, scary.
Speaker 1: We're terrible.
Speaker 2: We're sorry to inform you, but the problem is not
Speaker 2: on our end. Instagram has recently made changes to its
Speaker 2: blah bah blah. They keeps setting me the same thing.
Speaker 2: Talking to get into the account. You're talking to a
Speaker 2: bot and yes, I'm probably talking to Alicia Boner and
Speaker 2: it's not even an AI.
Speaker 1: It's not even AI because a I would have been
Speaker 1: smarter than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible setting me the same stupid response and
Speaker 2: blame me it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's not Instagram. I didn't log in with my Instagram password.
Speaker 1: It's unrelated. So how are you going to solve it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to solve it. I've been trying
Speaker 2: for a year to get my account back. I can't
Speaker 2: get the account back, and people are following it thinking
Speaker 2: it's me and I can't get the account back.
Speaker 1: So for now, you're David Birdie twelve.
Speaker 2: That's right. You asked me why I'm David. I'm fine
Speaker 2: with that. I'm fine with being what the account was.
Speaker 1: What's the other account? David Underscore Brody?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was my original Instagram, my original Twitter account
Speaker 2: right before David Brody and David begin.
Speaker 1: If you don't have David Brody, then you might as
Speaker 1: well just who can David Berdie twelve is just as
Speaker 1: good as David Underscore Brody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that, but this followers there, I'd like
Speaker 2: to message those people and let them know the following
Speaker 2: your wrong account anyway, Fuck you TikTok is really my point.
Speaker 2: Terrible customer service.
Speaker 1: What else you want to get off your chest while
Speaker 1: we're here?
Speaker 2: Whose fault is this? I know it's my fault, But
Speaker 2: if you were this company, would you would you help
Speaker 2: me out? So you tell me if if there's something
Speaker 2: that I could there's some way that David Brody can
Speaker 2: get out of this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was in Costco, but I don't know a month
Speaker 2: ago and you got you know what sun Made is right?
Speaker 2: They make raisines America's favorite raisin. Yeah, Sun Made and
Speaker 2: they had something called Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Trail Mix and
Speaker 2: it was cinnamon coated pecans and cashews and uh yogurt
Speaker 2: covered raisins sounds good and dried apples and oat crisps
Speaker 2: and prey leans with sugar like sugar coated. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: talk to me if by far the best mix of
Speaker 2: anything I've ever had, all the nut mixes and the
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever had. So I went back to
Speaker 2: Costco to get another bag. We're out of that. So
Speaker 2: I call the other Costco I go to, Yeah, we
Speaker 2: don't have that. I don't know if it's coming back
Speaker 2: or not. So I went online and I see it's
Speaker 2: being discontinued. People are selling them on eBay. Now Amazon
Speaker 2: tripled the price, so I googled. I googled the product.
Speaker 2: I googled that exact name, and you know how Google
Speaker 2: shows you pictures with prices of people who have it.
Speaker 2: So I found a website that had it. So I
Speaker 2: clicked it and it opened up their page and it
Speaker 2: said limited quality available and a small thumbnail of the product,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, limited amount. So I'm like, it
Speaker 2: says thirty dollars free shipping. So I bought thirty dollars
Speaker 2: worth of this product, which was six bags.
Speaker 1: Six bags. Wow, I paid less for peanut butter, but.
Speaker 2: I got six bags of this delicious cinnamon trail mix,
Speaker 2: which for some reason, Sun made his discontinuing. All right,
Speaker 2: I Costco must have got it, like, oh, we'll take
Speaker 2: a discontinued and we'll sell it for you.
Speaker 1: They fucking knew.
Speaker 2: Costco knew they were discontinuing it, and they gave it
Speaker 2: to me. They're like, you enjoy this.
Speaker 1: This is this like the uh, the time they had
Speaker 1: the run on Andy CAP's potato sticks and they were
Speaker 1: going out of business and everyone tried to hoard them. Maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have potato sticks.
Speaker 2: It was the onions, and and then and then when
Speaker 2: when they got rid of like what was it like
Speaker 2: chocolate dials? Chocolate dials and chocolate covered twinkies. And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden people we like hoarding them and
Speaker 2: they brought them back six months late. Yeah, biggest scam
Speaker 2: that I ordered them from this company I never heard
Speaker 2: of before. I did Google. I did Google reviews, made
Speaker 2: sure it was a legitimate company. I ordered it, shipping
Speaker 2: on its way. Two days later the box arrived. Scary
Speaker 2: were my six bags? Now, congratulations I get my cinnamon
Speaker 2: raisin Swirl trail mix. No, what I got with six
Speaker 2: bags of mixed jumbo Raisins. So there's green raisins, yellow raisins, whatever,
Speaker 2: purple raisins, red raisins, the old bait and switch.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: They must have run out of the one I want,
Speaker 2: the amazing cinnamon mix, and they sent me jumbo raisins.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do with six bags of raisins?
Speaker 1: I can't even give bags of raisins similar item. Here
Speaker 1: you go. So I go back on the.
Speaker 2: Website and I clicked my account and my purchases and
Speaker 2: it says you purchase six bags of mixed jump mixed
Speaker 2: Jumbo Raisins.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So I go, no, wait a minute. So I go
Speaker 2: back and I google it and it comes up again
Speaker 2: and I look at the little thumbnail and in a
Speaker 2: little tiny because it's a red bag with.
Speaker 1: A sun made on it and little lettering, it's I bought.
Speaker 2: Six bags of mixed jumbo Raisins.
Speaker 1: So you actually bought the right product, Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: was something else came up to what I wanted, came
Speaker 1: up in the picture. So I clicked it and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I gotta get it. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: again the original product.
Speaker 2: They don't have it. They never carried it. They don't
Speaker 2: carry it, and it's not in You can't search for
Speaker 2: it on the website. It doesn't exist. So I messaged
Speaker 2: it back and I said, can I please return them
Speaker 2: I got I ordered the wrong item. It says we
Speaker 2: will get back to you within three to five business days.
Speaker 2: So now I'm sweat and ball scary. I they have
Speaker 2: thirty dollars worth of mixed jumbo raisins. I'll trade you
Speaker 2: for popcorn. Okay, this is like the.
Speaker 1: Time that that you wanted that grape soda. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not the grape soda. What was it you were a
Speaker 1: fan of that that they that woman found in Alabama
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: She said, oh, the grape diet. Grape soda, diet, grapes diet.
Speaker 2: Problem with the crab dip at Costco, they just continue
Speaker 2: my crab dip. So I joined BJ's and now I
Speaker 2: get the crab dip at BJS.
Speaker 1: I feel like at this point you could get anything
Speaker 1: if they still make it.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you slices. Let me tell you what
Speaker 2: you can't get. You can't get cinnamon raisin swirl trail
Speaker 2: mix anywhere unless you pay fourteen dollars for a little
Speaker 2: bag on Amazon, or fourteen dollars on eBay because now
Speaker 2: they're price gouging me.
Speaker 1: But now it's also old, because what was the last
Speaker 1: time they even produce that shit? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I bought it at Costco a month ago, so maybe
Speaker 2: it's it's got to be a month old. Amazon's probably like,
Speaker 2: we got to clear this shit out. But people want it,
Speaker 2: so double the price, double triple the price. It's so good, Scary,
Speaker 2: I may pay fourteen dollars for the bag.
Speaker 1: I may have to. You know what, Prody, treat yourself.
Speaker 1: Come on, when do you ever treat yourself?
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say, you know what, Brody,
Speaker 2: I'll treat you to a bag of it.
Speaker 1: Go on Amazon.
Speaker 2: Why don't you go on Amazon, Scary, buy a couple
Speaker 2: of bags and me and ship it to my address.
Speaker 2: Be a pal.
Speaker 1: I'll be a pal. Brody. You something else in my kids?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: My kids are selling, cinnamon raisin trail mix for their
Speaker 2: for their schools. Can you go on Amazon and buy
Speaker 2: some bags? Yeah, I'll buy you one hundred dollars worth.
Speaker 1: How about that.
Speaker 2: I'll take it. That's three bags. I want seven all right,
Speaker 2: all right, something anybody wants Jumbo Raisin's message with me?
Speaker 1: Okay, perfect on that note. Uh, we're in that show
Speaker 1: next week. Well, this is this week where we've we've
Speaker 1: stretched this out. This is the beginning, the beginning of
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving week. Yeah, no, yeah, that's what this is. It's Monday.
Speaker 2: We need them to have something to give thanks, be
Speaker 2: thankful for be thankful that you.
Speaker 1: Got an episode this week when we're on vacation. Okay,
Speaker 1: can I just yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: So remember I did the three hundredth episode, the specials,
Speaker 2: I did the song for the three hundred episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then when you went on vacation, I did a
Speaker 2: three hundredth episode special edition episode of The Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Right yes.
Speaker 2: Spotify flagged it and pulled it down and sent me
Speaker 2: an email and said you cannot have a music only podcast.
Speaker 2: Click here if you want to fight it. So I'm
Speaker 2: currently fighting it to get it back up on spot
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm like I talked in between the
Speaker 2: songs I want my Ship. They barred me from Spotify.
Speaker 2: Look at that theok they took the episode down. You've
Speaker 2: been shadowed by this episode, so now you're getting on
Speaker 2: ihet if you want to hear it or.
Speaker 1: Or this begs the question. Let's say I do nude
Speaker 1: art and I paint, and I paint God, and I
Speaker 1: paint like nudes. But it's paint like nudes, not real.
Speaker 1: It's not real nude. It's not photography. It's paint, Okay,
Speaker 1: fair enough? Can I get barred on Instagram for that?
Speaker 1: And for something that's oh your it's art, it's art,
Speaker 1: but like it depicts a nude. I'm just this is
Speaker 1: all hypothetical. This is not going on in real life.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered it though, for people that you know,
Speaker 1: it's something an artistic, artistic impression and it's not a
Speaker 1: real body. It's painted. But is it the image they
Speaker 1: have a problem with and then they pull it down?
Speaker 1: Have people have had their accounts banned and shut shuttered
Speaker 1: and warned and flagged for that?
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's if it's the breastfeeding rule, like
Speaker 2: you can put up videos on Instagram and and uh
Speaker 2: and TikTok if you're legitimately breastfeeding and it's not sexual, okay,
Speaker 2: that you can do because that's that's nature, right, that's
Speaker 2: not a natural thing.
Speaker 1: But you don't know, get.
Speaker 2: Banned if you if you try to like show off
Speaker 2: the boobs without the kid.
Speaker 1: On the on them. I have to say that if
Speaker 1: you're if you're scared, if you're painting using the paint brush,
Speaker 1: it's I don't I don't think there's limits. I don't
Speaker 1: think they could be. They should be able to ban you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But then again, these are all privately
Speaker 1: held companies. They do what the fuck they want, so
Speaker 1: we're at their mercy.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like a tasteful nude of a
Speaker 2: woman and a pot and a bowl of fruit, or
Speaker 2: you're talking about sex ax sex acts? No, I think
Speaker 2: the problem you have miners on Instagram and I and
Speaker 2: you'd have to market for mature adults. And oh no,
Speaker 2: it's paint, it's painting, it's it's it's art. You know
Speaker 2: what some people would say, porn is art.
Speaker 1: Now, people tape a fucking banana to a fucking uh
Speaker 1: frame and they call it art and they get thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars for it, a million million, A million dollars
Speaker 1: for a fucking banana Scotch tape to a fucking frame.
Speaker 1: That's real, folks, that's real. Google it that's this week.
Speaker 1: That is happening. Now, this is what's wrong with people.
Speaker 1: That's art.
Speaker 2: You can call anything. Yeah, why what are we gonna take?
Speaker 2: What are we gonna duct tape to for a million dollars?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, how do these I got an idea?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? We buy a pink toilet,
Speaker 2: put duct tape over it. That's gotta be worth five
Speaker 2: hundred grand.
Speaker 1: It could be. Then I would buy You're now you're
Speaker 1: onto something. Now I'm on it. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: out of you. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody that's happy Thanksgiving. Slices
Speaker 1: Stuffing in the Barn introduced new people to our podcast
Speaker 1: at the Thanksgiving table. Will you Politics?
Speaker 2: Boys, Boys,