WEBVTT - #317: Brody's Boner Problem

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right, that's right. So aren't you happy I

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<v Speaker 1>invited you to the Jets game last weekend? People?

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't you happy you invited me? We had a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to stick up for you. Remember when I

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<v Speaker 1>got those Jets tickets from our friends at Thoman's the

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<v Speaker 1>deli best.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let you get away with that because I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the game. Of course, exactly, you are hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>When I got those tickets, I immediately I was told

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<v Speaker 2>immediately that I should you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know that I should have taken other people. I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to take my boy Brody. But the listeners

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<v Speaker 1>were dming me and they're like, you know what it's about,

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<v Speaker 1>Dan time, What is it you have against Brody? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't hang out with Brody? I said, right, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have it. I don't. I don't have anything against Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>Brody's just, uh, you know, he's uh a force to

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<v Speaker 1>be reckoned with. He said, these boys cut from a

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<v Speaker 1>different cloth, even though we're cut from the same cloth.

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<v Speaker 2>In Brooklyn, we have very diagram we overlap and then

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<v Speaker 2>outside the ven diagram overlap we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Right there, we had a very good time. We had

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome time though, when we when Brody and I,

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<v Speaker 1>truth be told. When we hang out, we do have

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<v Speaker 1>a great time together. And and when we don't hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>enough be told.

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<v Speaker 2>When Scary and I hang out and we do brody

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<v Speaker 2>things or scary brody things or brody scary type things,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a great time. If we hang out and

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing scary type things, I don't have a great time, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and very Scary would ever hang out with me doing

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<v Speaker 2>brody things, he probably would.

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<v Speaker 1>Not have probably a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>So when we get that ven diagram overlap, we have

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<v Speaker 2>a good time, right.

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<v Speaker 1>The ven diagram is that with all the circles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when the two circles are overlapped in the middle, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you see what what you have in common the

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<v Speaker 2>commonality of good time. So let's talk about the Jets game.

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<v Speaker 2>So the Jets sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>They lost. I don't have that would be outside the

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<v Speaker 1>circle for me because I'm a Giants fan. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>still sports.

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<v Speaker 2>But we had fantastic seats and it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, the weather. We were sixty five degrees

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<v Speaker 2>for a football.

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<v Speaker 1>Game in November. I was stripping. It was I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was dressing dressing layers. They said, why, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna peel them all off. I was down to my

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, scary kept taking off, Like scary, you gotta stop

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<v Speaker 2>because at some point we're going to see you topless.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you have to paint yourself green or put

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<v Speaker 2>a jay onions chest and stand next to the ed Skuys. So, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we parked in the media parking lot because we knew

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<v Speaker 2>a person who were like, oh, yeah, we'll take care

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<v Speaker 2>of you guys. I put an important I mentioned that

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<v Speaker 2>because it's going to factor in later in the story. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we go in the now. The people we knew escorted

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<v Speaker 2>us into the field level entrance and we went on

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<v Speaker 2>the field like not field level, we went to the

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<v Speaker 2>level of the field level. We went on to the grass,

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<v Speaker 2>the turf, the turf, and we walked and so the Colts,

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<v Speaker 2>we were on the Colts end of the stadium. So

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<v Speaker 2>the Colts, the Indianapolis cults come running out of the

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<v Speaker 2>tunnel right for practice for warm ups, right in front

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<v Speaker 2>of us. Yeah, like we were crossing and they were

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<v Speaker 2>like hold on, like street, like you gotta let the

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<v Speaker 2>cars go. No, it was giant men in cults jerseys,

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<v Speaker 2>and I gotta tell you, I've met football players before,

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<v Speaker 2>but when you're up close to them in the uniforms

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<v Speaker 2>with the pads and the show the helmets, and they're big.

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<v Speaker 2>They're huge human beings, like you know they're big, but

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<v Speaker 2>on football they're all around the same size. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, it's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>There all there are big people around big people, so

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<v Speaker 1>they it's all relative to one another. They look normal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when they say, oh, the wi he's a

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<v Speaker 2>good wide receiver, but he's only six two, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>like only six two. But when you're on the field

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<v Speaker 2>next to it and you see these guys in the

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<v Speaker 2>six five, like holy right, and the linemen are just massive.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>We got I took pictures because Deanna from the Elviustra

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<v Speaker 2>morning show was there with her fiance and he's a

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<v Speaker 2>cult stand yeah, so I was selling them pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>us on the field and they were like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>really cool. But then I was like, I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>bragging at this point. I should stop doing that. So

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<v Speaker 2>we took pictures on the field. We got to see

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<v Speaker 2>people from other radio stations that were in the cool seats,

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<v Speaker 2>on the you know, uh, the coaches club, Yeah, which

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<v Speaker 2>is behind the bench where the players sit during the

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<v Speaker 2>game or stand whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So we we had a good time on the field

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<v Speaker 2>and then we went to we went to the uh

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<v Speaker 2>what's that area called Scary in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to the bud Lights suite. Yea, the light sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got in there and the people who worked

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<v Speaker 2>there were all fans of Scaries and mine. Those people like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, brought these phone taps. But the woman

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<v Speaker 2>who worked there fran the nicest woman. Her husband worked there,

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<v Speaker 2>her son worked there, son was there hanging out. Now

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Scary was smoothing them, and you know, they were, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we love you, listen all the time. We love the

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<v Speaker 2>phone taps. And of course they knew some of the

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<v Speaker 2>phone taps Scary did the ones I did. And Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Scary was asked by the father to please do a

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<v Speaker 2>shout out for his daughter. Now, Scary, do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>her name? Did you do a shout out for her?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do a shout out for the bud Light guys?

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<v Speaker 2>We met the really really cool no no remember their names?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well there was Lewis you, matt And and the

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<v Speaker 2>girl's name. Remember the girl's name?

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<v Speaker 1>No, uh, you know, attention to detail, Brody, you were

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<v Speaker 1>that is you. I feel like anytime we run into

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<v Speaker 1>people they say, oh, give me a shout out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like they're going to be listening. So

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of, I guess I just forget it slips

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<v Speaker 1>my mind because I'm like, well, they're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>follow up. They're not going to be listening. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think people actually listen for shout outs like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know, okay. So yeah, So Scary meets this

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<v Speaker 2>these two young girls. Frand brings these girls over and says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>these are my These are my granddaughters, my granddaughter her friend.

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<v Speaker 1>So the friend.

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<v Speaker 2>So Scary says, are you guys Jets fans? And and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like not really. So Scary goes sister, where you from?

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<v Speaker 2>And she says the town she's from. He goes, oh cool, cool, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they walk away because they really didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to meet Scary as much as the grandma wanted them

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<v Speaker 2>to meet Scary. So then, like, I don't know a

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<v Speaker 2>few hours later, two hours later, maybe later in the game,

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<v Speaker 2>we go back to talk to fran we're eating food.

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<v Speaker 2>The food's out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they got meatball sliders in there, they got.

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<v Speaker 2>They had meatballs, never mind seeing a pot of meatballs,

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<v Speaker 2>had hot dogs, and they had a chicken. It was

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<v Speaker 2>all you could eat.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>And we had fat leather seats. I mean, we were

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<v Speaker 2>taking care of So the father planned son says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to meet my daughter. Scary says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>nice to meet you, and says, where are you from? Now,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a girl Scary met like an hour and

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<v Speaker 2>a half earlier and asked her where she's from. Because

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<v Speaker 2>Scary doesn't talk to people. So it reminded me of something. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys may have seen this. It's got millions and

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<v Speaker 2>millions of views. Hold on, this was so Skew does

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<v Speaker 2>can't make small talk with people. He's so, where you're from?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, good? I guess really care where you're from?

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<v Speaker 2>And it doesn't remember where.

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<v Speaker 1>You true, I just know I feel like if I

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes if you tell me where you're from, I can

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<v Speaker 1>latch onto it and make more conversation. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>But but he didn't have anything to say to this girl,

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<v Speaker 2>so especially no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You see no but that but you got to preface

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<v Speaker 1>it with this, Yeah, I'm very personable and if I

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<v Speaker 1>met if I met a slice, we could just just

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<v Speaker 1>jump right into it. It's different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the people that you don't know and have a

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<v Speaker 2>connection with it.

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<v Speaker 1>The people that have nothing in common with like a

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<v Speaker 1>teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you know what I'm saying, a lot of them

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but like it's like this can be further further

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<v Speaker 1>from yeah, having anything in common. So it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminded me. And again it's not political. But this

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<v Speaker 2>was jd Vance, who is the vice presidential elect, in

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<v Speaker 2>a donut shop during the campaign, and he basically asked

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<v Speaker 2>everyone in the store the same question and responded the

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<v Speaker 2>same way Scary did. So here's the audio. He listen,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go, Yeah, how long.

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<v Speaker 1>You work here?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you see this all right?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he goes on to say so he asked

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<v Speaker 2>everybody how long you be working there? And he goes okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like he's just through, right, and then he says, how

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<v Speaker 2>long has the place been here?

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<v Speaker 1>Four years? Okay? I feel like you're making fun.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm saying it reminded me of you scared. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Nobody?

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<v Speaker 2>So you did the same thing, right, You're like, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you didn't remember her from an hour and a

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<v Speaker 2>half early.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I personally, I don't know you know what am

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<v Speaker 1>I gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>How many young girls did you meet in this private

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<v Speaker 2>bar club restaurant that had like thirty people in it

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<v Speaker 2>that you were introduced to twice?

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<v Speaker 1>And you're like, oh, nice to me. You are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, you know the town I told you before? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>She got me on that. That's okay, because Brody had

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<v Speaker 1>a little moment of his own on the way out. Wait, hope,

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<v Speaker 1>on a second, I got to set it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to set up there. You can make fun of me.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're walking out, we're walking out. I know how

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<v Speaker 1>to set up a conversation, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's the beginning of the fourth quarter and they

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<v Speaker 2>were winning and we'll leave. Let's leave because they're gonna lose.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got home. Take a Yeah. And earlier in

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<v Speaker 1>the game, wasn't uh didn't we have? Wasn't Vinnie Testa

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<v Speaker 1>Verdi featured on the on the big screen. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>was not my friend Reggie, not related to any call. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>your friend, Reggie. He was in a suite with picture

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<v Speaker 1>with Bertie showed me the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Testa Verdi was a quarterback for the Jets in

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<v Speaker 2>the late nineties, and he's a tall, good looking guy

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<v Speaker 2>with gray hair at this point, right, and so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Vinny Testaverti is at the game. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>love to meet him.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. So we're leaving, right, we're walking toward the player's

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot where we parked with it and they rolled out.

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<v Speaker 1>There's literally a Jets green carpet leading to the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like very and it's health it's well guarded.

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<v Speaker 1>You need you need a bracelet to get into that

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot. H. So we're walking toward the parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>and just ahead of us is a tall guy with

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<v Speaker 1>gray hair that is being escorted by two security guys

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<v Speaker 1>under cover, you know, people like bodyguard.

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<v Speaker 2>And his own I think his own personal bodyguard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, walking toward his personal vehicle that being picked up in.

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<v Speaker 1>So hold on, hold on, no, no, you're missing a whole

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<v Speaker 1>point here. Yeah, let me tell him. I will tell

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<v Speaker 1>it the way you.

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<v Speaker 2>So people run up to him and like, Vinnie Van,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get a picture of and they run up and

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<v Speaker 2>the getting pictures with him. So I say, that's scary. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's Vinnie Testaverdia. Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Take my phone. I want to get a picture with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a fan of his, and he's, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's a good time jet Long Island guy whatever, big fan,

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<v Speaker 2>big fan. So he and his bodyguard, guy in his suit,

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<v Speaker 2>stopped for a minute and they're looking up at the TV,

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<v Speaker 2>the giant video monitor on the side of the stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're watching the fourth quarter because the game's not over.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're clearly scary, you would say, not in a hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just standing there.

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<v Speaker 2>They took pictures with a bunch of people, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>standing and he's watching the game. He's not crossing the street,

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<v Speaker 2>he's standing there. So as he crosses the street, I say, scary, take.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone, my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Go up to him and he's I'm behind him. I

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<v Speaker 2>still haven't seen his face, and I say, hey, Vin,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have time for one more picture in you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have one more picture in you? He goes, yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and the bodyguard yells, we got no time, we gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, let's go, And there's nobody around them and they're yelling,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's yelling. I'm like, cut cut the ship. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not like you have like seven thousand people around you.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to get the guy out of there. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>concerned for his safety. Give me a fucking break.

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<v Speaker 2>So so so Vane turns around when I say Agin,

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<v Speaker 2>he turns around, take it, takes a picture, and I

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<v Speaker 2>notice when he turns to me, Hi, thank you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not Vinnie Testify, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>But Brodie had already made ask himself, yelling out Vinnie

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<v Speaker 1>Vinnie because he thinks I said Vin, Vin.

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<v Speaker 2>I just said, hey, Vin, do you have time for

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<v Speaker 2>a quick picture?

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<v Speaker 1>Big big fan David Brody that you would you know

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<v Speaker 1>if you were ahead, if you were a big fan,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you know that you that that was him or

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't him?

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<v Speaker 2>From the back of his gray hair. I never saw

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<v Speaker 2>he takes.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably muttered under his breath, motherfucker. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was Vinnie test.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, I said Vin. When he was

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<v Speaker 2>his back to me, said Vid, you have time for

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<v Speaker 2>I said it fast, I speak like in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Great and he turned, he takes the picture, put his

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<v Speaker 2>arm around me, and the pictures came out great. He's smiling,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they walk away. So I say, scary, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not Vinie Testa Verdi scrace, that's laughing right. He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>who is it? I go, let me look at the

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<v Speaker 2>picture again, because I really didn't get a goodok at him.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very cool. It took you about three hours

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out who the fuck this was? Who was he?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the guy is much older, he's it's Kenny O'Brien,

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<v Speaker 2>who was the Jets quarterback from eighty eighty two to

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<v Speaker 2>like not eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Nowhere near the Vinnie Testaverdy era either, well like ten

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<v Speaker 1>years apart.

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<v Speaker 2>The point was he was a Jets quarterback, and I

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<v Speaker 2>recognized him when I look at the picture, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. If you look, he's old enough.

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<v Speaker 1>He's right. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the thing. I said, Vinn. He must have

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<v Speaker 2>thought I said Ken, because it's close enough. Even Kenny

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<v Speaker 2>and Vinnie is close. So I don't think he knows.

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<v Speaker 2>I called him then Venne, Rennie, Kenny, right, But the

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<v Speaker 2>other guys in front of us Ken today Tony. So

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<v Speaker 2>I did take I saw it's my first celebrity. I

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<v Speaker 2>took a picture with I did not know who it was,

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<v Speaker 2>but I do know who it is now. But I

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely called him vin and clearly he.

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<v Speaker 1>Did right, he didn't. Right? Okay, calm down, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What fuck the bodyguard? Can we agree on that? Take? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck the bodyguard? He had nowhere to be. He's Ken O'Brien,

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<v Speaker 1>for God's sakes, and there's nobody around him, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have a bodyguard yelling unnecessarily on a fucking power trip

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<v Speaker 1>with nobody around and nobody caring.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you know, the only thing he's famous for

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<v Speaker 2>other than being a Jets quarterback is that he was

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<v Speaker 2>drafted in the nineteen eighty three NFL draft And you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you bringing that up?

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people that's a long time ago. It's

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<v Speaker 2>known as the quarterback draft. There were three Hall of

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<v Speaker 2>Fame quarterbacks drafted that year, and Ken O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are the other three? I think it was Jim Kelly,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. They all went into the Hall of Fame

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<v Speaker 1>and Ken O'Brien no to work in a car wash.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to the Jets and he's taking pictures thinking

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<v Speaker 2>the people thinking he's really test diverting. Yeah, so he's

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<v Speaker 2>lucky animon want to take a picture with him, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was very nice. I have to say, very nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>His bodyguard can go atter himself. But yes, Brody took

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<v Speaker 2>a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I thought it was. Nobody in America

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<v Speaker 1>is talking about him except us right now? So who

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<v Speaker 1>the Schmuck's Scary and verdie? We've wasted enough, We've wasted

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<v Speaker 1>too much time on Ken O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 2>Well even give him slices, some homework, not worthy slices.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever taken a Have you ever seen somebody

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<v Speaker 2>famous but didn't know who they were, but still went

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<v Speaker 2>up and got an autograph for a picture, Like they

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<v Speaker 2>were at the airport, everyone was surrounding them. She're like,

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<v Speaker 2>they must be somebody. I'll figure it out later. You're like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>can I get a picture? Like who have you taken

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<v Speaker 2>a picture with or got an autograph and you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know who it was at that moment?

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know? And that's happened with us too at

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<v Speaker 1>other times. I just can't remember right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we've had scary We've had people come up to

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<v Speaker 2>us and he got an autographs, had no idea who

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<v Speaker 2>you know?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've taken pictures several times if people that

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was Elvis, Yeah, but we were at event

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<v Speaker 1>from Elvis and Dan Yeah, and I'm like, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so scary at so open, open and forward.

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<v Speaker 2>He would go up to them and go, oh, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get our picture and they're like, no, I just wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to get Danielle and Elvis. But all right, like it's weird,

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<v Speaker 2>like what they're like trapped, Like I got to picture

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<v Speaker 2>with everybody now because you don't know and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>who's that picture with?

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<v Speaker 1>And I've done that.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had We've had people come up to the radio

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<v Speaker 2>station back in the day they just got a record deal,

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't even have a hit, and they're like, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Other DJ's like, oh, Brody, come on, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>introduce you to somebody to get a picture. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>pictures with people to this day, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 2>they are. They never had a hit, they didn't get signed,

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<v Speaker 2>or they got dropped from the label. But at the

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<v Speaker 2>time you're like you never know, right, you never know

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<v Speaker 2>who they are. Remember we were backstage at Q on

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<v Speaker 2>two's jingle Ball. Yeah, it was that that woman with

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<v Speaker 2>one single that was a that was a hit, but

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<v Speaker 2>nobody really wants to talk to us know who she was.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was, oh lady earlier you know, several years

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<v Speaker 1>before that. Uh, that would be Britney Spears. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just think, but you never know. I was hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>with Britney Spears in nineteen ninety eight before Maybe One

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<v Speaker 1>More Time came out, and she was a meek little

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen year old with a backpack and sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>green room, and the record label person came up to

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<v Speaker 1>me and said, Scary, want you to meet this this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna be big someday.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael had been out, the song was out, it was

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<v Speaker 2>does it matter if it was out, it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>nobody knew who she was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you nobody cared. And what I'm saying at

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<v Speaker 1>the point is nobody cared. She was in a green

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<v Speaker 1>room when nobody cared. She barely was anyone was barely famous, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and no one was in mind right. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to pull people over to take a picture

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<v Speaker 1>with her to make her feel good. So they pulled

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<v Speaker 1>me in, Scary, take a picture with this girl, Brittney Spears.

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<v Speaker 2>Britney Spears, I was in the same green room with

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<v Speaker 2>you with my wife. So my wife wanted no party.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't like taking pictures with celebrities. My wife's not

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<v Speaker 2>like you and me. So I saw her there, I

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<v Speaker 2>said hi, I said good luck, But like, you never know,

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<v Speaker 2>you never know, so we would take pictures with everybody

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<v Speaker 2>because you never know, you never know, So we have

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<v Speaker 2>lots of pictures with you never knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I have like seventeen pictures with Sabrina Carpenter and about

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<v Speaker 1>eleven pictures with Taylor Swift because you never know. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this is self serving and nobody cares

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<v Speaker 1>or do they think.

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<v Speaker 2>They care, But we move on. Really, I really just

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<v Speaker 2>want Slices to leave his talk backs about celebrities or

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<v Speaker 2>non celebrities they took pictures with, they didn't know who

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<v Speaker 2>they were. Who is that guy you had backstage passes for?

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<v Speaker 2>You were so excited in Philadelphia meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Green Now there's an example of one that didn't. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know those are the you know, the maybe some

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe some not. That guy didn't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>No scary was backstage and he had he was given

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<v Speaker 2>backstage passes to meet Ali Murs and it was a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal. Back then because he had a big hit.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell you the name of the song, and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to tell us, but and like who

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<v Speaker 2>wants Ali Mars tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>And the crowd was going crazy crazy for ally Mers.

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<v Speaker 1>You never know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a week later, people were like, what am I

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<v Speaker 2>do with these?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly? So are you are you gonna see Wicket in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie? Yes, okay. I was going to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>this because I have I have a problem with what

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<v Speaker 1>with what's about to happen? Because obviously no, well it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously for those who don't know and living under

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<v Speaker 1>a rock. But we'll tell you anyway, Wicked with Ariana

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<v Speaker 1>Grande and Cynthia Evo, right, Jeff as as Elphaba, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she's okay. So so they're basically in the film. It's been.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's a very very big pop culture event,

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<v Speaker 1>not since last year with Barbie and Oppenheimer in those movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a commercial yesterday that wasn't for Wicked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, true, So so yeah, big event. Here's my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>If I go, I want to watch the film. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want people singing and screaming over them in the film.

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<v Speaker 1>This is exactly what happened when I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift concert and Brodie you were there too. You

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<v Speaker 1>go to a show and paid all this money to

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<v Speaker 1>go to a show, and I think we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>it on the podcast, and all we have is people screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>never ever get him back together? Yeah, no, no, we

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<v Speaker 1>are never getting back to it. We know that was

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<v Speaker 1>the bullshit that was the Taylor Swift concert that I

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<v Speaker 1>had it indoor for three and a half hours. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I paid money to hear her sing, not

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<v Speaker 1>your three kids, right, we did, We spoke, You spoke

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<v Speaker 1>about this. We spoke about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now, look you can sing along, but the screeching

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<v Speaker 2>that was the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this same phenomenon. I guarantee you it was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be happening to do this weekend and the coming

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<v Speaker 1>upcoming weekends in the theaters all across America for Wicked,

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<v Speaker 1>because well obviously the show in Bru's been about, you

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<v Speaker 1>know since two thousand and what three, right, so people

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<v Speaker 1>know the words and when popular and defining gravity come up,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to hear everyone else trying to hit

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<v Speaker 1>that note. Let it happen in the movie. Oh that

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<v Speaker 1>one that one right before that, that's the last note,

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<v Speaker 1>right before the curtain dropped on intermission. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Define, granted, that's how they're gonna end the movie because

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing the movie in two parts. Next one comes

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<v Speaker 2>out of here from now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, right.

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<v Speaker 2>You get await a year to see what happens if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't already know what happens. Well, anyway, I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's the the uh, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>tailor effect of the singing and the screaming in the theater.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what's going to be going on. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if people if it's it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>an enjoyable, you know thing. You may have to go

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<v Speaker 1>see it at eleven o'clock in the morning on a

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<v Speaker 1>school day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I could be wrong, but I think I

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<v Speaker 2>read somewhere that they're also going to be doing sing

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<v Speaker 2>along perform like sing along performances. In other words, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>sign up and you'll go to the ones where you're

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<v Speaker 2>supp to sing along, yeah, as opposed to the ones

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<v Speaker 2>where you're not really supposed to sing along.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so I don't know, you know what, Listen, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a concert film. It's not really supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>for singing along. I get that, but there's something to

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<v Speaker 2>be said about fun and you know, like being. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not the Rocky Hort Picture Show. You're not really

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be part of. It's not live. But I

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<v Speaker 2>I think if I saw at a second time, I

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<v Speaker 2>like and there was a sing along in environment, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be fun, but not the first time. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to enjoy the movie, So I'm with you on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I missed Cynthia Rivo here at the Jersey City Target.

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<v Speaker 1>This target here by me down the block is one

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<v Speaker 1>of only like five in the country where they are

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<v Speaker 1>doing these super events where they're having special memorabilia, special

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<v Speaker 1>installations and activations and pop ups. It's at the Target

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<v Speaker 1>great Land in Jersey City. And Cyndia Rivo fucking showed

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<v Speaker 1>up there and the guy in the film, who Ariana

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<v Speaker 1>Grande is dating, they were just here. They had it

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<v Speaker 1>was like I was mass pandemonium and I somehow slept

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<v Speaker 1>through it. I don't know. I wasn't I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what was going on. Yeah, that's cool. So you

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<v Speaker 1>have Canthiaivo? Cool? Are we from right? Where you from?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do you're green in the movie Jets fan? Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, cool, okay, awesome. Yeah, they are doing the rounds. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised Arian is not hosting SNL to promote the movie,

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<v Speaker 2>although you mentioned Barbie and Oppenheimer and they were calling

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<v Speaker 2>it Barbenheimer. Right, do you know what they're calling Gladiator

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<v Speaker 2>and Wicked?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, I do. It's wait hold on, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's uh yeah, wait Glicked? No, no, Dick, glad Dick,

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<v Speaker 1>Glad DICKT Glad Gladiator and right, Wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>Clicked and the act they got from Wicked. So Glad good, Gladdict,

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<v Speaker 2>glad Dick, glad DICKT. That's it you say, don't don't

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<v Speaker 2>last think it?

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<v Speaker 1>Glad glad Dick. Is that the name of glad Dick

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend? That's the name of the episode here of

0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:02.760
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn glad Dick. Yeah, let's get all Are you

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<v Speaker 1>getting Glad Dicked?

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<v Speaker 2>What? I don't know when they're coming out? When are

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<v Speaker 2>they coming out next week?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Isn't it tomorrow? Danielle was on her way. Danielle

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<v Speaker 1>from our big show was on our way to see

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<v Speaker 1>it tonight, and it's all I guess. I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>So I saw a movie today and I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>trailer for Wicked. I didn't I didn't pay attention.

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<v Speaker 1>We got new music coming up tomorrow, the ari Ariana

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<v Speaker 1>Grande singing popular as Glinda and of course Define Gravity

0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:31.479
<v Speaker 1>from Cynthia Rivo Define Gravity, She's Alphaba. So that that

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<v Speaker 1>those two songs come out tomorrow, we're gonna be playing

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<v Speaker 1>them on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know if you saw Kristin Chenno with

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<v Speaker 2>the original Golindainda, Yeah, and if you don't know them,

0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:43.119
<v Speaker 2>you'll understand when you see it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't seen the play, she said that, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess it was fifteen years ago. Ariana Grande's mom brought

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<v Speaker 2>Ariana backstage.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess because Ariana was on Nickelodeon, so she was

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<v Speaker 2>famous enough. But she was ten years old to meet

0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Kristin Chenna with who was her idol. And so Christian

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<v Speaker 2>Channa would like, oh, nice to meet you, and my

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<v Speaker 2>mother says, oh, I want my daughter to sing for you,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kristen said, it's telling Seth Meyers this and she says,

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<v Speaker 2>you know when moms want their kids to sing her,

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, dear God, spare me. Then Arianna sang

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, oh my god, kid, you have something

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<v Speaker 2>special there. And she said, yes, someday I want to

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<v Speaker 2>be Glinda in Wicked. She said, well, you know, keep practicing, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe some day you will. And they stayed friends

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and she talks to her all the time, and she

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<v Speaker 2>said she couldn't be happier for Arianna because since she's ten,

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<v Speaker 2>she's always talked about, I want to be your role someday.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I feel like if the movie

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<v Speaker 2>was made ten years ago would have been Aguilera.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you agree? Yeah? Oh absolutely yeah. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>you got to go with good copy. Yeah. So glad Dick,

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<v Speaker 1>glad dit Oh oh god, I have a couple of

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:54.640
<v Speaker 1>things for us. Yes. I had an awkward, an awkward

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<v Speaker 1>moment at lunch with Scottie b and Garrett and our

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<v Speaker 1>friend Crystal from the Afternoon Show. We were having York Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>at Z one hundred in New York, right, we were

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<v Speaker 1>having lunch. You know, we're at it. If I say it,

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to play the jingle because it's a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>So I were free, I was at a place, was

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<v Speaker 1>at a burger place and we were we were eating,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had an appointment. I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to get my eyes checked and I had disappointment, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was counting down the minutes until I could just

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<v Speaker 1>make it barely in time. And Scotty gets into this

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<v Speaker 1>story that was kind of sad. It was a sad story.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nobody died, it was so.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was very emotional, and then you know, things

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<v Speaker 1>got really really real and serious. So we were going

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<v Speaker 1>around talking about it, and and then I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's getting to the park where I have to leave,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is me and my brain and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>how am I going to get out of here? This

0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 1>is a bad time to exit, because, let's face it,

0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:09.719
<v Speaker 1>you want to you want to make sure that everybody's okay,

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 1>tie it up into a nice bow. You always want

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<v Speaker 1>to leave on a high. You never want to leave

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<v Speaker 1>when there's a there's some negative or or there's something

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<v Speaker 1>really sad happening in a room. It's a bad time

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<v Speaker 1>to excuse you sight right, Oh yeah, your dog die

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go, right, So this was like pretty much that

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bad moment, and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta bust out of here. And I

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<v Speaker 1>went to go, uh, hug Crystal, and then I hear

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett cackle. I turn around. I'm like, what's the matter?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, that wasn't awkward, and I'm like, well, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for make thanks for pointing it out. You're making more awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>You're exacerbating awkward that you're hugged hug Crystal. What was

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<v Speaker 2>the awkward party?

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<v Speaker 1>No, the awkward was. The awkward was that I'm that

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<v Speaker 1>Scott even just in the middle of the story, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of walked away right there, as if

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<v Speaker 1>I was heartless and I didn't give a ship. And

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not being insensitive, but fucking be somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go. It's time, I gotta go. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make an exit for five minutes. Well, yeah,

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 1>that's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the only way out of that is if

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<v Speaker 2>you had said, Scotty, hold on a second, I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>into your story and I feel terrible for you, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, call me later and because I want

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>to hear the rest of it. But I got an

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:24.440
<v Speaker 2>appointment I have to get to. I feel terrible like

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:26.400
<v Speaker 2>you should have prefaced it, but you just got off. Yeah,

0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 2>all right, and you still to hugging people. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to be better at transitions.

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was. It was just awful. It was

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<v Speaker 1>it was not right. I mean, yeah, I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>had to be there, but it was just not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a special I guess that would have been

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>this special way? Or I should have gone over to

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:44.679
<v Speaker 1>Scotty first to say.

0:27:44.600 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hugged him the attractive girl you work with,

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 2>and go I'm gonna hug her and that's my way out.

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I look, did you say goodbye before you hugged her?

0:27:55.960 --> 0:27:57.679
<v Speaker 1>As I was walking toward her, I'm like, I gotta go.

0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:00.159
<v Speaker 1>And that's what made Garrett laugh.

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Because Scotty was talking about uh something serious, and you

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 2>were like, you got up and hugged a girl in

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:08.800
<v Speaker 2>the middle of nowhere. You didn't say like, hey guys,

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving and the inn hugged her. You just got

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 2>up and be like, hey, Chris, give me a hug.

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I guess order of operations would have could have come

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 2>in handy.

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:20.639
<v Speaker 1>Would have been good there parentheses, Yeah, please eat little

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 1>delicious apple strude. Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. But yeah,

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I should have. I did think the order. The order

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 1>was all wrong. I should have patted Scotty on the

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<v Speaker 1>back and gave him a hug, say hey, buddy, I

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 1>feel you all right?

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Slices he ever walked out in a serious conversation because

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:37.679
<v Speaker 2>you had to get out of there, like you had

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 2>to leave. You're like, oh my god, Mary's talking about

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 2>her boyfriend dumping her.

0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>But I gotta go. Yeah, but but but but on

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 1>it in all honesty, had I had the time to spare,

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I would have. No, I would have stayed all afternoon.

0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>You fun.

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 2>If Scotty asked you, like at the end of the conversation,

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 2>so Scott, scary, what do you think? Would you have

0:28:57.520 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 2>known what he was talking about? Would you have zoned out?

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 1>No? Oh, I wouldn't know what he was talking about.

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I you know, but it's all good.

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Scottling up with a phone call or a text later

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 2>and said I'm sorry.

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't do any of that. We discussed it

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>on the radio this morning. We got it. We aired

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>all so that's how you gave your apology. Its content

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 1>for the radio. We aired it out on the air.

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Elmos, I owe Scotty an apology.

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Let's just do it on the air. I did anybody

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 1>around the room, He did it around the room, callous?

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that scary anything you want to talk about? Yeah,

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:29.959
<v Speaker 1>I owe Scotty an apology. Now I did it right

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>here alive in front of it. But isn't that more

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>of You know that that's a big takes a big

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 1>man to do that in front of millions of people,

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>to apologize in front of millions rather than just apologize.

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 2>A comedy bit that's not doesn't mean you're a big man?

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Does you killed two birds at one stone?

0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 2>You're like, ah, I need content.

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Hey I was. I was kind of an ancesterday.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 2>But look at look at me being the hero and

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>apologizing at that moment.

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I still think it doesn't count. It was worth more

0:29:55.600 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>that I was in front of everybody. It was in

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.480
<v Speaker 1>front of the public. Oh my god.

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 2>You know what that reminds me of. You remember the

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 2>show All in the Family, right of course. Okay, So

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 2>there's a scene where Archie Bunker and his son in

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 2>law Mike are in the house and they're being robbed.

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 2>The guy has them at gunpoint, knife point gunpoint, I

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 2>don't remember, and the guy's like, empty your pockets, give

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 2>me all your money. So Mike, the son in law

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 2>who's played by Rob Reiner, takes out money from his

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<v Speaker 2>pocket and he goes, here you go, Archie, here's the

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty bucks I owe.

0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 1>You, right Archie, and then the guy robs him. It's

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 1>that's what you did.

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 2>You chose that moment to give Archie the money back

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>so you could get credit for it, even though you

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 2>were fucked. That's what he did. Oh a, hchie, here's

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 2>the money I owe you. And of course the guy

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>took that money too. That's what you did. You were like, oh,

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I want to make this content. I

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 2>don't think there's any sincerity there. You were just like,

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 2>I owe Scotty an apology. I guess if there wasn't

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 2>a radio show, you never would have reached out to him.

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 2>If you didn't work with him, you wouldn't have like

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 2>reached out to him. You would have been like, yeah,

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 2>he'll get over. And did Scotty come running in and

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<v Speaker 2>accept your apology?

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 1>He really ignored me for the rest of the show.

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because because he understands what I understand, and the

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 2>slices of saying the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're scary. Yeah, you're not good.

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 2>You probably looked at him and behind the glass going

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:13.120
<v Speaker 2>we're good, Scotty, right, and you're probably like going give

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 2>me the finger.

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 1>You know it all too boys podcast, we will be

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 1>right back, scary.

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I saw an ad on Facebook. I wanted to run

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:29.280
<v Speaker 2>by you pink toilet for sale, and it's a it's

0:31:29.280 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 2>a The toilet's pink, the tank is pink, toil, pink.

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I had a toilet like that when we bought our house.

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:35.720
<v Speaker 2>It's from the seventies.

0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly pink. That's what pops into my mind is

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 1>my aunt Milly's toilet. And my Auntily had a pink

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 1>toilet and it was it was yeah, seventies. Yeah, go ahead, No,

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying from the seventies. And what color was her bathroom? Uh?

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 1>It was pink. Yeah, pink, pink, pink sink, pink shower,

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>pink black. It was at that pink tile. Yep. Even

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 1>my grandmother upstairs she had a pink bathtub. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that when we bought the house. I think

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 2>the house was built nineteen fifty four. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>may have been the original toilet. So the toilet was pink,

0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 2>the tiles were pink, the floor tiles were pink, the

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 2>tub was pink. The tiles and the the shower were pink.

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 2>And the counter, the whole countertop was pink. Though everything

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 2>was pink, they put I had pink garbage pail and

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 2>there they had two daughters.

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>For the people who bought the house from.

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't match pink with pink, so we put in

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 2>a white toilet that would stand out and make everything

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 2>look you know, contrast. Anyway, the point is this pink

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>toilet was for sale, so I'm like, oh, if somebody

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 2>wants a pink toilet, maybe they have a white bathroom

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 2>that might look nice. But then I read the description

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 2>in great condition used.

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Woo.

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Would you would you buy a used toilet? No? But

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:55.360
<v Speaker 2>not an antique where it's like yeah, brass and the stands.

0:32:56.880 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 1>But wait a second, hold on, here would with the toilet?

0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Would you buy? Any toilet that you buy is going

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:07.840
<v Speaker 1>to be used, isn't it? No, it's not.

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>You got a home depot, you buy a toilet? Oh

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 2>he's at home?

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<v Speaker 1>Deep? Hold on a second, do they even sell used

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:17.120
<v Speaker 1>products at home depot? I'm really they don't. This was

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook. Okay, so then on if I buy a

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 1>toilet on Facebook, that's what I'm saying.

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:23.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, somebody could be selling and they built a

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 2>house at an extra toilet.

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 1>No, if I'm buying something on Facebook Marketplace, I damn

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 1>well know it's used. That's what I was trying to

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:29.360
<v Speaker 1>say earlier.

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 2>No, sometimes it's in pieces, it's still in the box.

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 1>You could buy a new toilet.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 2>This was assembled, like there's a picture of it and

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.640
<v Speaker 2>it's sitting on the driveway. You like, come buy my

0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:40.120
<v Speaker 2>pink toilet. If you need a pink toilet, it's been used,

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>then you can change this. Listen, it's pretty disgusted. When

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.520
<v Speaker 2>you move into a house, you're moving in as a

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:48.959
<v Speaker 2>toilet there. You only change the sea, you don't necessarily

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.040
<v Speaker 2>change the toilet. I get that, But you got to

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 2>bring in a toilet into your house that somebody else

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 2>has been using, and how do you grab it? You

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 2>have to put glove. You have to got gloves, right,

0:33:56.040 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 2>you can't. You're not gonna put somebody's foot a.

0:33:58.120 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Pole in your car.

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I leave us a talk back. Are you

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 2>buying a used toilet? Have you bought a used toilet.

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Have you sold a used toilet? Is there a big business.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 1>That use toilets? I'm sorry, I don't. I feel like

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 1>toilets need to just just be discarded of. You used

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 1>to start fresh, like a fresh bowl a fresh Yeah,

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:20.400
<v Speaker 1>oh that's nasty.

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean we used the pink toilet that when we

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:23.840
<v Speaker 2>bought the house. We kept it for a while to

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 2>we have enough money to replace all the toilets.

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:27.399
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I would never.

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not bringing one in. No, I'm not going out

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:30.880
<v Speaker 2>of my way to bring one in and install it.

0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:33.320
<v Speaker 1>If they're selling a toilet on the mark Facebook marketplace,

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I would automatically know it's used and

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 1>not buy it. No one's selling. No one's selling to

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 1>a new toilet on Facebook marketplace. Right. How give me

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:46.440
<v Speaker 1>an example of that? How would I just tell you?

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>You say you're building a house, okay, and you buy,

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 2>you buy three toilets from home depot, and then once

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 2>you build a house, your wife says, you know what

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 2>I really wanted, an elongated toilet box. Okay, you know what,

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 2>let's just get rid of We'll sell it on Facebook.

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:03.280
<v Speaker 2>There's opportunities to sell new ones so what scenario for everything?

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 1>What other used things? Would you not buy mattress? Would

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 1>you buy a mattress? I wouldn't buy a used mattress.

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:11.880
<v Speaker 2>No, Well, you know what people do. They figured they

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:13.400
<v Speaker 2>put sheets on them, They put rubb a sheet on them.

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Ye, I don't know about that. It's it's weird. I

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.759
<v Speaker 1>feel like that's where I draw the line toilets and mattresses.

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I think if you if you don't have the money

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.880
<v Speaker 2>and you need to buy a used mattress, listen, I

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 2>sold mattresses.

0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my mom's house, I sold all her mattresses. People

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 2>buy and they were in great condition. Like she had

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:33.120
<v Speaker 2>a guest bedroom that was only the bed was only

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 2>slept on, like twice you could see there was I

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:37.839
<v Speaker 2>had a purchase date, it was it was all right

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 2>if you get If you buy a mattress that has

0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 2>like a dink in it, like a big dip and

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 2>it's got stains in it.

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 1>You don't buy that. But if it's in mint.

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 2>Some people sell crib crib mattresses. I'm okay with that

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 2>if they if they look relatively new, Yeah, I'm not pilet, yeah,

0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 2>a toilet you probably already have a toilet. Yeah, but

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:56.240
<v Speaker 2>if it cracks.

0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. I don't know, well toilet

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.840
<v Speaker 1>just saying I don't know. I guess our toilets that

0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 1>expensive at home depot. I think they started like fifty

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 1>nine dollars. Right, you can buy a toilet, I don't

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:11.919
<v Speaker 1>know where cheap you could. I mean if you want

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:13.319
<v Speaker 1>it to I mean I have the chance. I have

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>the Champion four. I mean, I spend a couple of

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 1>hundreds in my house. You can. I know.

0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:19.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the one you can flush a bucket of golf

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:22.320
<v Speaker 2>ball bucket. It swallows a bucket of golf balls and more,

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 2>except except when I when I put too much toilet

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 2>paper clogs. Oh my gosh, you wipe my ass with

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 2>golf balls. Like I love these commercials, like when you

0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:31.879
<v Speaker 2>buy like a knife, like this knife can cut through

0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 2>a tin can. Yeah, but I want to cut a

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 2>carrot like I just I don't care what else it

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 2>does I wanted to do, Like show me cut a

0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:41.319
<v Speaker 2>tomato with it.

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Like look at this pan. You can hit it with

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 1>a hammer. It doesn't dent. It doesn't dent.

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but when I cook in it with a sauce

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and the sauce sticks to the pot and it burns it.

0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:50.359
<v Speaker 2>That then I take a hammer to an old dight.

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I'm not playing it. It just struck me funny.

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Like so if you like, if you need a toilet,

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 2>you need a pink toilet, like I feel like it's

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>one of those things like you're doing a scavenger with

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 2>your friends, like ten points. If you find a pink toilet,

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 2>you're like, all right, I got one.

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 2>It's just weird to me, all right, So no, no

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 2>pink toilet. I'm used toilet for me. No, all right,

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 2>that's pretty shitty pun intended, pun intended, all right, fair enough,

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 2>I did I did want to talk about twitter hose

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 2>unless you have something you want to you want to

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:26.920
<v Speaker 2>get to first.

0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Now, let's do that and then we'll I have something

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:34.239
<v Speaker 1>after the break that's something that's going to drive you nuts.

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure you've had experience with But can you

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:38.440
<v Speaker 2>tell me like a background music for me?

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean no, you didn't ask for any I mean,

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I have a systems just like I mean.

0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean I could play the the Wop, the Wop jingle,

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:55.279
<v Speaker 1>the Brooken Boys Wop jingle doesn't have like a bed

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 1>at the end of it, like a nice little music

0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 1>bed like here, remember this, there's two boys in this. Yes,

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>why do we play this? Should play this? Yes, we'll

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>playing it right now. Letters, Letters there, you go ahead,

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:18.839
<v Speaker 1>go for it.

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 2>So I I've talked to you slices about the Twitter

0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:26.319
<v Speaker 2>skanks that follow me. Like they'll like a post from

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:27.680
<v Speaker 2>like a year and a half ago that I made

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter, and they're like, oh Mary Stugin blocking like

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 2>fake names, liked your comment and they follow you.

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:36.759
<v Speaker 1>So I blocked them.

0:38:36.800 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I blocked them all these fake accounts, they're bots and

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:42.319
<v Speaker 2>and if you if you click on their page, it's

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:45.319
<v Speaker 2>all like sex pages and it's all like.

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Come join me and my girls kind of thing, right,

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's always our new account or there. They've got

0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 1>like two followers and they're following three thousand people and

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 1>they've got like four posts.

0:38:55.840 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, So, just in the last two weeks, I would

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:03.600
<v Speaker 2>like to welcome aboard these followers to my Twitter account.

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh Rihanna Boner, Ember Becksy, Nyla Warlbert, Brenda Carnivorla Key,

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 2>elite A, Nabia, Hermiitia, Sienna Dewitty just sounded like a

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 2>disease Verity frizzle, Martha on Ceeu Liams, I guess that's her,

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>a Culmu Piper Cober, Holly Lollipop, oh man Frey Hawults,

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Gina Griffle with a jay Jina. I guess Gina Griffle.

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Uh Violet van der Steep.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what trap you clicked on to

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:46.880
<v Speaker 1>make all these people follow you? Will you looking at it?

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Some No, this is what's going on on Twitter. The

0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>bots are taken over. Uh Stacy lasco.

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:57.799
<v Speaker 1>See. I always thought that they follow you because you've

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 1>stumbled upon something. No.

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I used for sports and news and politics. So

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 2>all these people found you the find Harold uh, Dan Buckley,

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Chelsea salt Woman, Russe Alina Sherrid, Parthenia TERRESI.

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 1>So none of these people are real. I don't know.

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:20.919
<v Speaker 2>Cheryl Harber, I don't think I don't think she's real.

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Fay Reagan, hold On Nell Havenisian, uh Hana Corgar her

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Holidays almost yeah, Delicia Oman, Celestia.

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Son the Meyer.

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Uh Katie Boner followed me, very exciting.

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Vivian Sniffer Sniffer followed me Welcome to the Welcome to

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:54.279
<v Speaker 2>my Twitter account, Vian Sniffer. Uh, Primrose Rasmussen. You know

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot of girls named Primrose?

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so many. I grew up with a few. Hey,

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Gabriella Falls. So are you going to delete these people

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:02.840
<v Speaker 1>or are you just gonna let them linger?

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 2>I took screenshots though, Uh Heaven Loggins, Oh her name's Heaven,

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:14.040
<v Speaker 2>that's legit. Um tweet sheet, a woman's name tweet sheet

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 2>r Wen Spazanini and uh oh Daisy Boner. All right,

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I got three boners?

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 1>You got three of them?

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.239
<v Speaker 2>There are the bons you know what? I don't know,

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 2>but I watched that movie.

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:31.399
<v Speaker 1>So yeah.

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.799
<v Speaker 2>So the the the the Twitter skanks are out in

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:36.799
<v Speaker 2>full force right now following my Twitter. Can I block

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 2>them all? Then I'll follow me anymore? Yeah, but somebody

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:41.880
<v Speaker 2>must be clicking on them. There must be a business.

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 2>There must be an industry. Scary that they're making money

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:46.800
<v Speaker 2>by following and liking your old tweets.

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:48.799
<v Speaker 1>See, you don't have this kind of entertainment on Blue

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Sky yet It'll get there.

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 2>No, No, you know this is this is top quality, right.

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>This is years in the making to find peth like this.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get Lydia Boner and her and her

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Bonus sisters or whatever days.

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Or on threads. It's amazing.

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:11.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, I have like fifty thousand followers on Instagram,

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 2>so I have like you know, you automatically got followed

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 2>in by threads. You automatically follow the same people. So

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I have like forty something thousand followers on threads. But

0:42:19.719 --> 0:42:21.760
<v Speaker 2>yet when you send out a message, nobody responds.

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Nobody. Yeah, no, I noticed that nobody's using it. Nobody's home. Yeah,

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:29.800
<v Speaker 1>they can't be bothered. People have only so much bandwidth.

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:32.440
<v Speaker 2>So I mean, how many social media pages you have?

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:34.839
<v Speaker 1>How many do you have? I have all of them,

0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 1>but I don't use all of them. That's the problem.

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 1>That's why people about Yeah, we mentioned it briefly on Lifetime.

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm sorry, I'm not being real anymore, but

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>like I was never it was funny for like a week,

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I was never real. That's that's when you have to

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:50.880
<v Speaker 1>actually when it say it's time to be real, and

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 1>you have to like take a picture of what's going

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 1>on at that moment, and you're because you're being real,

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 1>you're and there's no filter and you just post it up. Well,

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 1>guess what I done. Yeah, it can't be popular. I

0:43:03.120 --> 0:43:05.439
<v Speaker 1>was always sleeping when it was time to be real.

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck am I gonna open my eyes, take

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 1>a fucking picture and post it up. I'm your break. No,

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm sorry. I'd rather be fake. Be fake.

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:23.359
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll be right back and scary. Now. I

0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 1>know you have been put in this predicament before, but

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.840
<v Speaker 1>let's fay. Okay. But you grew up as a family

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.960
<v Speaker 1>man with three kids. Okay, so it maybe.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 2>I was grown up before I had the family when.

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:38.920
<v Speaker 1>You had, you came of age and you've had this,

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure what's been It's it's like returning the

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:47.359
<v Speaker 1>favor for some of these families. But I've been here

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>comes I've been inundated with requests to donate to my

0:43:56.400 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>friend's kids fill in the blank popcorn fundraiser.

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I thought you were being asked by your friends

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:05.800
<v Speaker 2>to donate sperm that slices.

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh didn't you think he was gonna say that? Scary?

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Nobody's asking you for sperm.

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Nobody this double good popcorn, which I raised a ruckus

0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:19.879
<v Speaker 1>about it on the Morning show today, and a lot

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>of people responded, I here's my problem. I'm put in

0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 1>a bad spot right when my boy Jay Smaller says, O, yo,

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:31.440
<v Speaker 1>got my kids dance competition coming up. They want the

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:34.839
<v Speaker 1>whole team to go to freaking Tallahassee. Yeah, we need

0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 1>to raise money. Here click the link and you drop

0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:42.239
<v Speaker 1>that in the group chat, and it's like, fuck, all right,

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 1>maybe nobody respond. If nobody responds, we all look bad.

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Equally great, well, then of course my friends have kids

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and they all return the favor. So my buddy one buddy,

0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Lauren jumps in, Oh I'll donate, okay, yeah, I got it,

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I got you Jay Oh Lloyd comes in that three

0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 1>four guys in, three four guys deep on this thing,

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and there's six of us in the chat. I'm like fuck,

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like waiting for it. And then a couple

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:08.920
<v Speaker 1>of days passed by, like no, Scary Scary is always

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>first to clam up on this. For Scary, the first

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 1>one to jump in on these chats. And now all

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:15.759
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, he's gone radio silent literally on us.

0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:19.439
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm so busy, guys. Uh yeah, yeah,

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I got you, I got YOUA So I clicked the

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:27.400
<v Speaker 1>link dude. Eighty seven dollars later, I'm buying popcorn. Popcorn

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>shows up. I'm one guy in my house with a

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 1>variets right of eight bags of dude, not even big sizes,

0:45:36.440 --> 0:45:39.960
<v Speaker 1>two point seven ounces. They're fucking snit. They're fucking fucking

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like single, single serve popcorns. I'm like, this is what

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:46.799
<v Speaker 1>I got for eighty seven dollars and I'm like, and

0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to eat it all because fuck that.

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 2>So I wouldn't eat it before the first of the

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:52.480
<v Speaker 2>year when you're onto your diet.

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:54.799
<v Speaker 1>I brought it to the radio station today and you know,

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 1>and then Nate is chowing down on It's like, oh,

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.040
<v Speaker 1>this is good popcorn, and I'm like, yeah, that's great.

0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 1>So what I have to show for this fucking donation.

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 1>And here's the worst part, I'll never get it back

0:46:05.080 --> 0:46:07.759
<v Speaker 1>because I don't have any kids. I'll never send down

0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:10.920
<v Speaker 1>a link like that. So I am constantly in the

0:46:10.960 --> 0:46:16.400
<v Speaker 1>red on It's just it's fundraiser after fundraiser after fundraiser.

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 2>And that sucks, right, That sucks that you get stuck

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 2>given everybody else's kids money when you don't have kids, right.

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, because when you think about it brody, it's not

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 1>aboudy to think about it some more, think deeper. Yeah,

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:31.439
<v Speaker 1>I got on so so as soon as the Then

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>then Scotty B comes in with this, Oh it's a

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 1>cheerleading competition. Oh, we want to send the kids for

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:39.719
<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, fucking ice skates. Oh the baseball team.

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh the soccer match. Oh, gotta send the team. Hey

0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 1>guess what I'm done? All right, it's I have been

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 1>drained of all my money I've given to everyone's fucking kids.

0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:54.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not fair. I agree with you one hundred percent,

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:55.799
<v Speaker 2>and slices. I think you're with me on this.

0:46:56.719 --> 0:46:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Scary now knows what I'm like when I have.

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:00.160
<v Speaker 2>To go out with his drinking friends.

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:02.320
<v Speaker 1>It's the same. Fucking thanks, Scary.

0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:04.640
<v Speaker 2>It's not you are the non drinker in the group

0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 2>and you have to put up money and chip in

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>for the kids' trip to Florida, and you're like, I

0:47:08.440 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 2>don't drink, I don't have kids.

0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Scary. You make me feel bad. I should

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 1>chip in. I'm the bad.

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:16.040
<v Speaker 2>One now you know how it feels. So No, that's different.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:18.319
<v Speaker 2>This is a different scenario, one hundred percent the same.

0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:21.920
<v Speaker 2>You're a non drinker, non you're a non breeder and

0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:23.800
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to pay for the other people's breeding,

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to pay for your drinking and

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:28.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm a non drinker. It's the same thing apples and

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 2>the popcorns on you on a foot, isn't it.

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Apples and oranges? This is We're talking about the fact

0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:37.120
<v Speaker 1>that I didn't procreate and have kids, but I'm not

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 1>a drinker. Same thing. How is it the same thing?

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Because I have to pay for other people's drinks when

0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a drinker, and you have to pay for

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 2>other kids trips to Disney World and you're not a parent,

0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the same damn thing.

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Nah, except I'm not dropping you a link and making

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:55.880
<v Speaker 1>you feel bad.

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:58.040
<v Speaker 2>You have a chip in front of me and saying

0:47:58.040 --> 0:47:58.839
<v Speaker 2>give me a credit card.

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.000
<v Speaker 1>No, you have the choice to come with us or not.

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not forcing your hand to come with them.

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:05.280
<v Speaker 2>You have a choice not to work with these people,

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 2>and I'd be friends with them, but you are friends

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 2>with them, and that's the price.

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:11.000
<v Speaker 1>The price. These are my life, some kids. I know

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:13.960
<v Speaker 1>these people since I'm like twelve years old. These are

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 1>my my core, my core memory. Friends from Mike when

0:48:18.080 --> 0:48:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I was in the sixth grade.

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 2>You kidding, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:24.839
<v Speaker 2>limb here, and I'm gonna just rough estimate. I'm gonna

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:32.320
<v Speaker 2>say that one kid, one kid probably costs thirty thousand

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:39.759
<v Speaker 2>dollars a year to have really ballpark food, medicine, vacations, flights, cruises, whatever.

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of one dance classes thirty thousand. The

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 2>fact that you have to pay one hundred dollars in

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 2>popcorn and some and some some uh some girl Scout cookies.

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 2>You got off easy, my friend. You don't have to

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:54.400
<v Speaker 2>pay for colleges weddings, bar mitzvahz.

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Communions now?

0:48:57.840 --> 0:48:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Sixteen?

0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:00.120
<v Speaker 1>No, but here's how I do have to pay for

0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 1>the peace just opened up Pandora's box. Because let's take

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 1>it a step further. How many countless bachelor parties and

0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:13.120
<v Speaker 1>weddings and christenings and birthdays have I been to? Count

0:49:14.040 --> 0:49:17.439
<v Speaker 1>I've been to weddings I don't have there's no no

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:20.720
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not getting married. So because I'm not getting married,

0:49:20.920 --> 0:49:22.799
<v Speaker 1>I will never see I will never see all that

0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:26.360
<v Speaker 1>money coming back in me. It's only all is constant

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:28.400
<v Speaker 1>money going out.

0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:29.919
<v Speaker 2>And you'll never have to spend one hundred thousand dollars

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:33.319
<v Speaker 2>on college tuition per kid, and you'll never have to

0:49:33.320 --> 0:49:37.759
<v Speaker 2>spend forty thousand dollars on a wedding and twenty five

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars on a cheap car.

0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:42.480
<v Speaker 1>That's your choice. You made a life decision to have

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 1>those kids and get married. You made that life decision.

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I made a life decision to like stay single and

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>not get participate in any of this. But yet I'm

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 1>getting smacked with it left and right now.

0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:56.920
<v Speaker 2>It's the cost of being single, that's your penalty.

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 1>And the worst part of it is, especially with this

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:02.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking popcorn company, is they take fifty percent off the

0:50:02.719 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 1>top before they give the other fifty percent to the

0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>kids allegedly, so all they all these kids are are

0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 1>shills working for these fucking popcorn companies. It's basically like

0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 1>being popcorn salesman for free and not getting It's the

0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:19.320
<v Speaker 1>best scam in the world that they scam.

0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Bony jingle read because I'm gonna tell you the real scam.

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 1>That the scam is. These popcorn companies and these fucking

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:28.279
<v Speaker 1>candy bar companies. They only give you fifty percent and

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and and then and then they're allowing letting people spread

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>the gospel of their good candy, and they're good popcorn

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:36.960
<v Speaker 1>about the kids and they're not getting Then those kids

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:38.520
<v Speaker 1>are not getting paid to sell it.

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:40.839
<v Speaker 2>Those kids when when the guy we used to work with,

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:43.160
<v Speaker 2>he used to come in with wrap during the Christmas,

0:50:43.160 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 2>You're like, Oh, my daughter is selling wrapping paper. I

0:50:45.200 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 2>don't even get food. I don't even get food out

0:50:47.680 --> 0:50:49.720
<v Speaker 2>of the day. Ol, I wanna chip in for wrapping paper?

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Here's your jingle?

0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me tell you what the scambonie is.

0:51:01.280 --> 0:51:02.160
<v Speaker 1>What's a real scamboni.

0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 2>The scamboni is when you pay ten thousand dollars a

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:07.359
<v Speaker 2>year for your daughter to take dance classes, and then

0:51:07.480 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>the studio says, oh, we got to raise money now

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:11.800
<v Speaker 2>so the kids can go to on this trip.

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:15.000
<v Speaker 1>What'd you do with the ten thousand dollars I gave you? Oh? Yeah,

0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 1>what the hell?

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:18.319
<v Speaker 2>Because there's this there's twenty kids in the class. That's

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:23.600
<v Speaker 2>two hundred thousand dollars. Where where's that money? You can't

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 2>you can't afford a trip out of the two hundred

0:51:25.080 --> 0:51:27.920
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. Now, I gotta raise money. I already gave

0:51:27.920 --> 0:51:29.720
<v Speaker 2>you ten thousand dollars, it should include a trip.

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 1>O Wait a second, wait wait wait the ten thousand.

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.120
<v Speaker 1>So you're saying it's fuzzy math. The money disappeared somebody.

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:39.600
<v Speaker 1>When you pay you for.

0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Dance lessons or gymnastics lessons, Okay, you're getting the lessons.

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 2>But then they're like, oh, we want more. You're paying

0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:47.719
<v Speaker 2>for the cost that they make money on the costumes. Yeah,

0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:49.239
<v Speaker 2>when you give them one hundred and fifty bucks for

0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:51.160
<v Speaker 2>the for the outfit, she surely got it for twenty

0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:53.279
<v Speaker 2>five bucks whatever. I'm exaggerating, but you know they made

0:51:53.280 --> 0:51:55.279
<v Speaker 2>a profit. They're making a profit on everything. Now they

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 2>want to get a chip in for the trip. You

0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:59.720
<v Speaker 2>want to want a trip, and they get you. Nobody

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:01.600
<v Speaker 2>said about a trip. Now you tell the kids you

0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:02.760
<v Speaker 2>want to go to Disney World, they're.

0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, Disney World.

0:52:03.960 --> 0:52:05.480
<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh, I want to make my kid the

0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 2>wantly kid doesn't go to Disney World.

0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:09.799
<v Speaker 1>So you get a ship in. Yeah, the teams going

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:10.480
<v Speaker 1>to Disney World.

0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the football team wants to go to you know whatever,

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 2>go to great Adventure, like we did spend one hundred

0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:19.880
<v Speaker 2>bucks going some roller coasters come home. You know, Disney

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:22.000
<v Speaker 2>take it to Disney World. I'll take it to Disney

0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:23.239
<v Speaker 2>World when I get to go with you.

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Ah, that is a scamboni. That's a pretty big scamp.

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 2>And then what happens is and I'm not saying it

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:33.319
<v Speaker 2>happened to my family, but you know sometimes parents have

0:52:33.360 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 2>to volunteer to go to Disney World with the kids.

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well usually, and I'm telling you this from experience, not

0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:44.360
<v Speaker 2>because I'm sexist. The fathers don't go, that's right, because

0:52:44.480 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 2>most of the time they're working.

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:49.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not saying that women don't work, stay home.

0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:49.719
<v Speaker 1>The mom's going.

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Plus the you know, the moms are women, and the

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:54.760
<v Speaker 2>girls are getting whatever they want women around.

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

0:52:55.400 --> 0:52:57.320
<v Speaker 2>But then the mom's like, all right, I'll volunteer to

0:52:57.360 --> 0:52:58.879
<v Speaker 2>go to Disney World and chaperone the kids.

0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, twist my arm.

0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:06.440
<v Speaker 2>So it's all every every listen, everyone's got a hand out.

0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's got a scam, right, and God bless them if

0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 2>it's you know, you're making right. And you bought popcorn. Look,

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:14.279
<v Speaker 2>I bought popcorn for my daughter's to your team. I

0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 2>ended up with eight bags of popcorn that nobody wanted

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.440
<v Speaker 2>to eat because it was like four hundred calories per

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:21.520
<v Speaker 2>kernel and it's delicious.

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:23.400
<v Speaker 1>But how much popcorn can I like?

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Can I donate twenty dollars and get two bags?

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Nope? How about you just donate money and call it

0:53:28.840 --> 0:53:31.960
<v Speaker 1>a day and don't get anything. You get nothing money.

0:53:32.440 --> 0:53:35.279
<v Speaker 2>How about the fact that I'm spending a fuck load

0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>of money on college tuition that you should whatever they need, like,

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.480
<v Speaker 2>oh the girls, the girls need new uniforms, gonna buy popcorn?

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:43.960
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 2>No, take it out of tuition money. I took out

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 2>a loan to pay for this tuition. Take the money

0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:55.440
<v Speaker 2>out of the tuition and buy them pop poms? Right,

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:57.359
<v Speaker 2>I gotta buy books and food and listen, I love.

0:53:57.600 --> 0:53:59.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why people reach out to their friends. They drop

0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 2>the link in the in the group chat and like, hey,

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 2>help fund this. Ohst I put out I listen slices. No,

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I put out the link for my daughter when she

0:54:08.239 --> 0:54:10.359
<v Speaker 2>was selling popcorn because I don't want to. I don't

0:54:10.400 --> 0:54:11.160
<v Speaker 2>want to be proud of it.

0:54:11.480 --> 0:54:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Listen.

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Also, I want I wanted my daughter to get into uniforms.

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:15.359
<v Speaker 2>Whatever they was selling, I wanted it was a good call.

0:54:15.480 --> 0:54:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I love my friends, and I love my friends kids,

0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:19.560
<v Speaker 1>but you know you got to take care of your

0:54:19.560 --> 0:54:22.360
<v Speaker 1>own first, like you know, like Christmas is coming up

0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:26.520
<v Speaker 1>for me, right and I know you I'm gonna be

0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the Funkel.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:28.160
<v Speaker 2>When's your Christmas.

0:54:28.280 --> 0:54:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be the Funkel, all right for Christmas? You

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 1>are the funk yep, And I'm gonna make sure no

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 1>matter what, because I I I already had drew the

0:54:36.000 --> 0:54:38.720
<v Speaker 1>line in the sand, because you know, money's a little

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:40.759
<v Speaker 1>weird for my sister right now. And you know, things

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 1>are things, you know, just things aren't like outrageous and

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:46.319
<v Speaker 1>ly awesome. So I said, look, stop it with the

0:54:46.360 --> 0:54:51.560
<v Speaker 1>gift giving, all right, you Stephen, Me and you, Jennifer

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Stephen and me, the three of us where that's my sister,

0:54:54.640 --> 0:54:58.360
<v Speaker 1>my brother, Jennifer Stephen. Let's not get each other gifts

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:02.279
<v Speaker 1>forget about it. But I know that I'm going to

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 1>buy your two kids gifts, and I'm going to buy

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Steve's two kids gifts because to me, Christmas is about

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:11.240
<v Speaker 1>the kids. So I'm getting my nephews and my niece

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 1>they're getting and I don't want anything in return because

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:16.600
<v Speaker 1>then my brother's like, no, wait if you buy them gifts,

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 1>so we we're not even and I got to give

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:20.760
<v Speaker 1>you a gift. I'm like, you don't. You don't. We're family,

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:22.560
<v Speaker 1>I said, And all of us are going to buy

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:24.959
<v Speaker 1>daddy a gift. My father will get a gift from us.

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to concentrate on the kids, and my

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:30.640
<v Speaker 1>father and me and my brother and my sister and

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:35.200
<v Speaker 1>their and their husbands and wives will not We won't

0:55:35.239 --> 0:55:37.879
<v Speaker 1>have to worry about it. We're not going there this year,

0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>so we made a packed But you gotta draw on

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:43.200
<v Speaker 1>the line somewhere, you know what I'm saying.

0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. Tell Jennifer and Steven they shouldn't feel

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 2>guilty by not buying any gifts for your kids because

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:52.879
<v Speaker 2>you don't have any but to make up for it.

0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 2>So they don't feel guilty. They can buy your co

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:56.600
<v Speaker 2>host gifts.

0:55:57.239 --> 0:56:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, so are gonna get my gifts?

0:56:01.360 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they can give me gifts and I will appreciate

0:56:04.040 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>it enough for both of us.

0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Great, all right, I spent Christmas with you last year? Remember, Yeah?

0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I remember we did. Yeah?

0:56:11.560 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 2>You can so much food, A lot of food, A

0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:16.360
<v Speaker 2>lot of food all my scariest family.

0:56:16.400 --> 0:56:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Boy.

0:56:17.520 --> 0:56:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Your neighbors, your brother's neighbors brought food, your family made food.

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Holy crap. Yeah.

0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:26.280
<v Speaker 2>So, by the way, I have no plans for Christmas

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 2>this year, just letting you know what about Thanksgiving, I

0:56:29.719 --> 0:56:31.840
<v Speaker 2>don't have definitive Well, we don't know what we're doing yet. No,

0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:35.200
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do a family and Thanksgiving. All right, figure

0:56:35.200 --> 0:56:36.839
<v Speaker 2>it out. But well, you're inviting my whole family over.

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:37.600
<v Speaker 2>You don't want my kids?

0:56:38.920 --> 0:56:41.799
<v Speaker 1>You be with you. You're gonna have all three all

0:56:41.800 --> 0:56:45.240
<v Speaker 1>three kids. Yeah, of course they're home for the holidays. Yeah. Oh,

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:49.440
<v Speaker 1>there's no place like home for the holiday.

0:56:50.760 --> 0:56:56.080
<v Speaker 2>It's like Perry Como is here on the podcast podcast.

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:01.359
<v Speaker 1>This is our last break. That's it. After this, I'm

0:57:01.400 --> 0:57:04.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna shut it down and I'm gonna start packing for

0:57:05.560 --> 0:57:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica. M hmm. We're headed there tomorrow, me and

0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:12.840
<v Speaker 1>me and my boys friends giving.

0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's very nice. And then you're home before Thanksgiving.

0:57:16.200 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I will be home before Yes, on Thanksgiving, EVI, I

0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:21.240
<v Speaker 1>will be home. Hence I'll be in town for Thanksgiving,

0:57:21.400 --> 0:57:25.520
<v Speaker 1>and then on Saturday, I'll be an American dream giving

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 1>out jingle ball tickets. Okay, I can win those. Okay, See,

0:57:29.880 --> 0:57:34.160
<v Speaker 1>we had this conversation before. It's going to be awkward

0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:37.080
<v Speaker 1>if you show up to the American Dream to win

0:57:37.200 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>jingle Ball tickets. No, it's not. Yes, not for me.

0:57:40.440 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I have no problem. No, because if you show up

0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 1>and you win, people in the crowd who is one

0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 1>hundred fans are gonna know Dave, that's David Brody and

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:52.680
<v Speaker 1>and you wor anymore. I know you don't work there anymore,

0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:55.400
<v Speaker 1>but it would be really awkward. If you want, you.

0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Should tell tell the big bosses that the way to

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:01.400
<v Speaker 2>avoid the embarrassment of me winning, right is to just

0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:03.360
<v Speaker 2>give me jingle ball tickets and I won't show up.

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Then you can give away tickets to people that aren't me,

0:58:06.960 --> 0:58:07.600
<v Speaker 2>and that's fine.

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:08.520
<v Speaker 1>That's bribery.

0:58:09.240 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm just saying you don't want me to

0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:12.520
<v Speaker 2>show up to win tickets, give me tickets. I wanted

0:58:12.560 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 2>to show up.

0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I think that's fair.

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Listeners will lynch you if you want to screen. My

0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:20.080
<v Speaker 2>kids deserve to go to jingle Balls like anybody else.

0:58:20.560 --> 0:58:24.080
<v Speaker 1>David Browdie, you can't win, that's fair. Javid Brody doesn't

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:26.880
<v Speaker 1>have a job. He needs to win the tickets. Okay,

0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:28.240
<v Speaker 1>the slices.

0:58:28.280 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 2>You're on my side right only, well, you guys are

0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:31.800
<v Speaker 2>You're always on my side.

0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Only half, only half of them? All right?

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, what were you going to say? I'm having a

0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:38.640
<v Speaker 2>problem with TikTok. What's going and I need your help?

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:42.120
<v Speaker 1>I am too. I can't get my listeners up, I

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 1>can't get I can't get followers, and I don't provide content.

0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if enough of us.

0:58:47.520 --> 0:58:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Slices are on TikTok, because I've asked our slices to

0:58:50.560 --> 0:58:52.240
<v Speaker 2>follow me on TikTok and a bunch of them did.

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:55.160
<v Speaker 2>But I know how many slices we have, and I

0:58:55.200 --> 0:58:57.240
<v Speaker 2>know how many followers I have. It's definitely a problem,

0:58:57.680 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 2>a problem slices.

0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:00.920
<v Speaker 1>No, actually, could you give us a boost? We never

0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:03.480
<v Speaker 1>asked for this ship. We're not beggars, but in this case,

0:59:04.000 --> 0:59:09.760
<v Speaker 1>could you follow us both on TikTok? Why you David

0:59:09.800 --> 0:59:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Berty twelve?

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, let's okay, okay, uh uh Colombo, let's figure that.

0:59:15.160 --> 0:59:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Out because obviously it's a popular name and you relate

0:59:19.160 --> 0:59:23.800
<v Speaker 1>to the party, which is like you because some kid

0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:26.320
<v Speaker 1>had it on fans lely as soon as as soon

0:59:26.360 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 1>as a person, Yeah, as soon as an app comes out,

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you jump on and claim your name. Yes, so do you? Yeah,

0:59:32.440 --> 0:59:32.919
<v Speaker 1>I got mine.

0:59:33.040 --> 0:59:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Somebody on fans Lee migrated over and kept a name,

0:59:36.200 --> 0:59:37.560
<v Speaker 2>and he doesn't put up any videos.

0:59:37.640 --> 0:59:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, musically, musically I can't.

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Musically, sorry, I can't. I can't follow him. I can't

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:46.880
<v Speaker 2>message him unless he follows me back because he's got

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:49.760
<v Speaker 2>a private account. He has six six followers, and I'm

0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:54.280
<v Speaker 2>one of them. Anyway, that's pretty shitty anyway. Yeah, so TikTok,

0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:56.360
<v Speaker 2>So I have another account.

0:59:56.560 --> 0:59:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I had an account.

0:59:57.760 --> 0:59:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Before David Brody twelve. Oh is that the one you

0:59:59.800 --> 1:00:00.760
<v Speaker 2>did all your dances on?

1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:00:02.200 --> 1:00:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Right, my all your routines, all my routines. So I

1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:10.880
<v Speaker 2>had an account, and I guess I use the same

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:14.120
<v Speaker 2>log in as Twitter. I think I don't even know,

1:00:15.240 --> 1:00:19.000
<v Speaker 2>and I don't The log in doesn't work. I'm not

1:00:19.000 --> 1:00:21.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna buoy you what what what happens? But it doesn't work.

1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:25.200
<v Speaker 2>So I I messaged from that. I can't get in

1:00:25.240 --> 1:00:27.680
<v Speaker 2>that account. So I messaged from from my account the

1:00:27.720 --> 1:00:31.760
<v Speaker 2>TikTok help over a year scary, I say, I I

1:00:32.200 --> 1:00:34.400
<v Speaker 2>locked out of this account. I need you to reset

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:37.720
<v Speaker 2>the password. I'll tell you the email address associated with it.

1:00:38.160 --> 1:00:40.920
<v Speaker 2>They don't have a forgot you password. They don't have

1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 2>that so, and every time I get a response back

1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:50.480
<v Speaker 2>that says, where's the screenshot?

1:00:50.640 --> 1:00:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I gotta open up.

1:00:51.320 --> 1:00:54.240
<v Speaker 2>I gotta open it up. Every time I get it

1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:57.320
<v Speaker 2>back says the problem with your log in is due

1:00:57.320 --> 1:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>to an update in the in Instagram, and as soon

1:00:59.840 --> 1:01:03.080
<v Speaker 2>as Instagram completes the problem on their end, you'll have

1:01:03.120 --> 1:01:06.439
<v Speaker 2>no problem logging in. And every time, every few months,

1:01:06.440 --> 1:01:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I go back and I say, hey, TikTok, I really

1:01:08.520 --> 1:01:11.160
<v Speaker 2>want to get into my account. So this time, this

1:01:11.200 --> 1:01:11.800
<v Speaker 2>time's scary.

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I wrote.

1:01:16.400 --> 1:01:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I said, dear TikTok, I can't get into my account

1:01:18.960 --> 1:01:21.880
<v Speaker 2>with this screen name. And I go through the whole story.

1:01:21.880 --> 1:01:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I just explain to you, and please don't respond to

1:01:24.360 --> 1:01:27.280
<v Speaker 2>me by telling me it's Instagram's fault because they've recently

1:01:27.360 --> 1:01:29.880
<v Speaker 2>changed their algorithm or whatever you tell me they recently changed.

1:01:30.200 --> 1:01:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Because that's a message you've been sending me for over

1:01:31.960 --> 1:01:35.480
<v Speaker 2>a year. It's not accurate. Instagram doesn't change the thing

1:01:35.520 --> 1:01:38.800
<v Speaker 2>you're talking about. Every day, you're sending me an old message,

1:01:38.960 --> 1:01:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and do me a favor. Don't send me that message

1:01:42.040 --> 1:01:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and help me log in. So the first email I

1:01:45.640 --> 1:01:48.120
<v Speaker 2>get is what's the screen name you're trying to get

1:01:48.120 --> 1:01:51.320
<v Speaker 2>into and I say it's in the email, but here

1:01:51.320 --> 1:01:53.720
<v Speaker 2>it is again and again. Please don't tell me the

1:01:53.760 --> 1:01:57.000
<v Speaker 2>problem is a change in Instagram. I got a response

1:01:57.000 --> 1:01:59.160
<v Speaker 2>back yesterday, scary.

1:02:00.040 --> 1:02:00.479
<v Speaker 1>We're terrible.

1:02:00.520 --> 1:02:02.000
<v Speaker 2>We're sorry to inform you, but the problem is not

1:02:02.040 --> 1:02:04.120
<v Speaker 2>on our end. Instagram has recently made changes to its

1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:06.320
<v Speaker 2>blah bah blah. They keeps setting me the same thing.

1:02:06.960 --> 1:02:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Talking to get into the account. You're talking to a

1:02:08.640 --> 1:02:12.080
<v Speaker 2>bot and yes, I'm probably talking to Alicia Boner and

1:02:12.120 --> 1:02:13.480
<v Speaker 2>it's not even an AI.

1:02:13.840 --> 1:02:15.680
<v Speaker 1>It's not even AI because a I would have been

1:02:15.720 --> 1:02:16.440
<v Speaker 1>smarter than that.

1:02:17.360 --> 1:02:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's terrible setting me the same stupid response and

1:02:20.880 --> 1:02:22.520
<v Speaker 2>blame me it on Instagram.

1:02:23.080 --> 1:02:26.280
<v Speaker 1>It's not Instagram. I didn't log in with my Instagram password.

1:02:26.640 --> 1:02:29.680
<v Speaker 1>It's unrelated. So how are you going to solve it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to solve it. I've been trying

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<v Speaker 2>for a year to get my account back. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>get the account back, and people are following it thinking

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<v Speaker 2>it's me and I can't get the account back.

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<v Speaker 1>So for now, you're David Birdie twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. You asked me why I'm David. I'm fine

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<v Speaker 2>with that. I'm fine with being what the account was.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the other account? David Underscore Brody?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which was my original Instagram, my original Twitter account

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<v Speaker 2>right before David Brody and David begin.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't have David Brody, then you might as

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<v Speaker 1>well just who can David Berdie twelve is just as

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<v Speaker 1>good as David Underscore Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I understand that, but this followers there, I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to message those people and let them know the following

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<v Speaker 2>your wrong account anyway, Fuck you TikTok is really my point.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible customer service.

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<v Speaker 1>What else you want to get off your chest while

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<v Speaker 1>we're here?

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<v Speaker 2>Whose fault is this? I know it's my fault, But

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<v Speaker 2>if you were this company, would you would you help

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<v Speaker 2>me out? So you tell me if if there's something

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<v Speaker 2>that I could there's some way that David Brody can

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<v Speaker 2>get out of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Costco, but I don't know a month

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<v Speaker 2>ago and you got you know what sun Made is right?

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<v Speaker 2>They make raisines America's favorite raisin. Yeah, Sun Made and

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<v Speaker 2>they had something called Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Trail Mix and

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<v Speaker 2>it was cinnamon coated pecans and cashews and uh yogurt

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<v Speaker 2>covered raisins sounds good and dried apples and oat crisps

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<v Speaker 2>and prey leans with sugar like sugar coated. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>talk to me if by far the best mix of

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<v Speaker 2>anything I've ever had, all the nut mixes and the

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<v Speaker 2>best thing I've ever had. So I went back to

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<v Speaker 2>Costco to get another bag. We're out of that. So

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<v Speaker 2>I call the other Costco I go to, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have that. I don't know if it's coming back

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<v Speaker 2>or not. So I went online and I see it's

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<v Speaker 2>being discontinued. People are selling them on eBay. Now Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>tripled the price, so I googled. I googled the product.

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<v Speaker 2>I googled that exact name, and you know how Google

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<v Speaker 2>shows you pictures with prices of people who have it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I found a website that had it. So I

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<v Speaker 2>clicked it and it opened up their page and it

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<v Speaker 2>said limited quality available and a small thumbnail of the product,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, limited amount. So I'm like, it

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<v Speaker 2>says thirty dollars free shipping. So I bought thirty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of this product, which was six bags.

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<v Speaker 1>Six bags. Wow, I paid less for peanut butter, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I got six bags of this delicious cinnamon trail mix,

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<v Speaker 2>which for some reason, Sun made his discontinuing. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I Costco must have got it, like, oh, we'll take

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<v Speaker 2>a discontinued and we'll sell it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>They fucking knew.

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<v Speaker 2>Costco knew they were discontinuing it, and they gave it

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<v Speaker 2>to me. They're like, you enjoy this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this like the uh, the time they had

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<v Speaker 1>the run on Andy CAP's potato sticks and they were

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<v Speaker 1>going out of business and everyone tried to hoard them. Maybe, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have potato sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the onions, and and then and then when

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<v Speaker 2>when they got rid of like what was it like

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate dials? Chocolate dials and chocolate covered twinkies. And then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden people we like hoarding them and

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<v Speaker 2>they brought them back six months late. Yeah, biggest scam

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<v Speaker 2>that I ordered them from this company I never heard

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<v Speaker 2>of before. I did Google. I did Google reviews, made

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<v Speaker 2>sure it was a legitimate company. I ordered it, shipping

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<v Speaker 2>on its way. Two days later the box arrived. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>were my six bags? Now, congratulations I get my cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>raisin Swirl trail mix. No, what I got with six

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<v Speaker 2>bags of mixed jumbo Raisins. So there's green raisins, yellow raisins, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>purple raisins, red raisins, the old bait and switch.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>They must have run out of the one I want,

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<v Speaker 2>the amazing cinnamon mix, and they sent me jumbo raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna do with six bags of raisins?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even give bags of raisins similar item. Here

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<v Speaker 1>you go. So I go back on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Website and I clicked my account and my purchases and

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<v Speaker 2>it says you purchase six bags of mixed jump mixed

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<v Speaker 2>Jumbo Raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>So I go, no, wait a minute. So I go

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<v Speaker 2>back and I google it and it comes up again

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<v Speaker 2>and I look at the little thumbnail and in a

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<v Speaker 2>little tiny because it's a red bag with.

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<v Speaker 1>A sun made on it and little lettering, it's I bought.

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<v Speaker 2>Six bags of mixed jumbo Raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>So you actually bought the right product, Yeah, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was something else came up to what I wanted, came

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<v Speaker 1>up in the picture. So I clicked it and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I gotta get it. We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>again the original product.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have it. They never carried it. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>carry it, and it's not in You can't search for

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<v Speaker 2>it on the website. It doesn't exist. So I messaged

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<v Speaker 2>it back and I said, can I please return them

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<v Speaker 2>I got I ordered the wrong item. It says we

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<v Speaker 2>will get back to you within three to five business days.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm sweat and ball scary. I they have

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<v Speaker 2>thirty dollars worth of mixed jumbo raisins. I'll trade you

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<v Speaker 2>for popcorn. Okay, this is like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Time that that you wanted that grape soda. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not the grape soda. What was it you were a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of that that they that woman found in Alabama

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<v Speaker 1>for you?

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<v Speaker 2>She said, oh, the grape diet. Grape soda, diet, grapes diet.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem with the crab dip at Costco, they just continue

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<v Speaker 2>my crab dip. So I joined BJ's and now I

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<v Speaker 2>get the crab dip at BJS.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like at this point you could get anything

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<v Speaker 1>if they still make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you slices. Let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>you can't get. You can't get cinnamon raisin swirl trail

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<v Speaker 2>mix anywhere unless you pay fourteen dollars for a little

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<v Speaker 2>bag on Amazon, or fourteen dollars on eBay because now

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<v Speaker 2>they're price gouging me.

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<v Speaker 1>But now it's also old, because what was the last

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<v Speaker 1>time they even produce that shit? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought it at Costco a month ago, so maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's got to be a month old. Amazon's probably like,

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<v Speaker 2>we got to clear this shit out. But people want it,

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<v Speaker 2>so double the price, double triple the price. It's so good, Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>I may pay fourteen dollars for the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>I may have to. You know what, Prody, treat yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, when do you ever treat yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say, you know what, Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll treat you to a bag of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you go on Amazon, Scary, buy a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of bags and me and ship it to my address.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a pal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be a pal. Brody. You something else in my kids?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>My kids are selling, cinnamon raisin trail mix for their

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<v Speaker 2>for their schools. Can you go on Amazon and buy

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<v Speaker 2>some bags? Yeah, I'll buy you one hundred dollars worth.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take it. That's three bags. I want seven all right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, something anybody wants Jumbo Raisin's message with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, perfect on that note. Uh, we're in that show

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<v Speaker 1>next week. Well, this is this week where we've we've

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<v Speaker 1>stretched this out. This is the beginning, the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving week. Yeah, no, yeah, that's what this is. It's Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>We need them to have something to give thanks, be

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<v Speaker 2>thankful for be thankful that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Got an episode this week when we're on vacation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can I just yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>So remember I did the three hundredth episode, the specials,

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<v Speaker 2>I did the song for the three hundred episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when you went on vacation, I did a

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<v Speaker 2>three hundredth episode special edition episode of The Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Right yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify flagged it and pulled it down and sent me

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<v Speaker 2>an email and said you cannot have a music only podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Click here if you want to fight it. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>currently fighting it to get it back up on spot

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm like I talked in between the

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<v Speaker 2>songs I want my Ship. They barred me from Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that theok they took the episode down. You've

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<v Speaker 2>been shadowed by this episode, so now you're getting on

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<v Speaker 2>ihet if you want to hear it or.

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<v Speaker 1>Or this begs the question. Let's say I do nude

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<v Speaker 1>art and I paint, and I paint God, and I

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<v Speaker 1>paint like nudes. But it's paint like nudes, not real.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not real nude. It's not photography. It's paint, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>fair enough? Can I get barred on Instagram for that?

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<v Speaker 1>And for something that's oh your it's art, it's art,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it depicts a nude. I'm just this is

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<v Speaker 1>all hypothetical. This is not going on in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always wondered it though, for people that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's something an artistic, artistic impression and it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>real body. It's painted. But is it the image they

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<v Speaker 1>have a problem with and then they pull it down?

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<v Speaker 1>Have people have had their accounts banned and shut shuttered

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<v Speaker 1>and warned and flagged for that?

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if it's if it's the breastfeeding rule, like

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<v Speaker 2>you can put up videos on Instagram and and uh

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<v Speaker 2>and TikTok if you're legitimately breastfeeding and it's not sexual, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that you can do because that's that's nature, right, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not a natural thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't know, get.

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<v Speaker 2>Banned if you if you try to like show off

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<v Speaker 2>the boobs without the kid.

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<v Speaker 1>On the on them. I have to say that if

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<v Speaker 1>you're if you're scared, if you're painting using the paint brush,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I don't I don't think there's limits. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they could be. They should be able to ban you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But then again, these are all privately

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<v Speaker 1>held companies. They do what the fuck they want, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're at their mercy.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about like a tasteful nude of a

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<v Speaker 2>woman and a pot and a bowl of fruit, or

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about sex ax sex acts? No, I think

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<v Speaker 2>the problem you have miners on Instagram and I and

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<v Speaker 2>you'd have to market for mature adults. And oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's paint, it's painting, it's it's it's art. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what some people would say, porn is art.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, people tape a fucking banana to a fucking uh

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<v Speaker 1>frame and they call it art and they get thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars for it, a million million, A million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for a fucking banana Scotch tape to a fucking frame.

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<v Speaker 1>That's real, folks, that's real. Google it that's this week.

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<v Speaker 1>That is happening. Now, this is what's wrong with people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's art.

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<v Speaker 2>You can call anything. Yeah, why what are we gonna take?

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<v Speaker 2>What are we gonna duct tape to for a million dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, how do these I got an idea?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? We buy a pink toilet,

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<v Speaker 2>put duct tape over it. That's gotta be worth five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred grand.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be. Then I would buy You're now you're

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<v Speaker 1>onto something. Now I'm on it. All right, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>out of you. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody that's happy Thanksgiving. Slices

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<v Speaker 1>Stuffing in the Barn introduced new people to our podcast

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<v Speaker 1>at the Thanksgiving table. Will you Politics?

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<v Speaker 2>Boys, Boys,