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Speaker 1: It is Monday and it's time for church complaints. Yan me.

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Speaker 1: Oh lord, yeah, Monday moaning to be exact, that's right.

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Speaker 1: What other ways to start your day done? To have

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Speaker 1: paciousness and hollow pecious What is hallo peciousness? Family, look

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Speaker 1: It's when you hope you don't have bad brother and

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Speaker 1: you want to question your leadership. Well, when my leadership

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Speaker 1: Delorous Kavanaugh pastor. As you know, she just had knee surgery.

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Speaker 1: That one more time, the lord, it's Calvin. Now, don't

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Speaker 1: I didn't say she was in the bath to the bath.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? I said that she he's asking

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. Or stand up bad food Tarlett

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Speaker 1: so she can go to the She didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: He didn't want to say that. Was not wanting to say,

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Speaker 1: or stand you want me to be graphic that graphic boy.

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Speaker 1: All right, well a stand up Tarlett bath. And she's

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Speaker 1: you can all you got? I'm thinking it would have

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Speaker 1: But you obviously ain't. Hadn't daughter that you can't solve nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's number two? If you if that's all we're putting

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Speaker 1: Now you got problem putting in Shirley, Sister, Shirley, get

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Speaker 1: way out of him now he's right about that test, Sharley,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to be crying with the Lord Jesus.

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Speaker 1: We can't even write a joke. It's so sugar hunted

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Speaker 1: iced tea joke. Deal with it. Your nerves are bad.

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Speaker 1: Let's move right along. Passed to the iced tea lemonade competition?

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Speaker 1: Is this Saturday? Uh? There thirty entriests. The problem is

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Speaker 1: we need six hundred pounds of sugar to poll. That's out.

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Speaker 1: can't do that? Then can coach? Just last week we

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Speaker 1: Our brother Raymond Perkins, who uh was six hundred and

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Speaker 1: and he he's, yeah, he's skin it. Well we're not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's it's just hanging on him. That's the wound. That's

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Speaker 1: what I didn't want to say that. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: we get him something we need to Is there anything

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Speaker 1: that can tighten the skin. Well, if we can use

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Speaker 1: our sister Peril or Bailey's granddaughter, or she does alterations

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Because I don't walk up to the steps.

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Speaker 1: He looked like a damn jello. All right, thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Everybody's truly James Browns

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Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who is the biggest liar

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Speaker 1: in your family? Who's the biggest liar in your family?

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Speaker 1: My dad? Who's the biggest liar in your family? Who

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Speaker 1: in my family? You know we're a godly family. We

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Speaker 1: gotta have one. We have adulterers, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: said you're gonna get you, Never give you the gift

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Speaker 1: he say he's gonna give you. You know that raised

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Speaker 1: it for the list? Still holding onto that pain? Huh man?

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Speaker 1: Who's the biggest liar in your family? Show my mom?

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Speaker 1: Your mom is a big liar. Some of the lies

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Speaker 1: your mom is told? Who my father was? Whoa The

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Speaker 1: question of the day is, who is the biggest liar

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Speaker 1: in your family? My uncle and my mom, brother, my

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Speaker 1: unt my mom's sister, and I got a cousin. Ain't

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Speaker 1: little father lie lie for no reaf? Who is the

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Speaker 1: biggest liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in

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Speaker 1: your family? What does he lie about? And who's the

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Speaker 1: biggest liar in your family? Husband? Your husband lies a lot.

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Speaker 1: What's the last lie he told? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where he is right now. Thank y'all so much. Real quick,

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Speaker 1: what's the greatest morning show in the world? Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much? All right? So uh wow, killing the study,

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Speaker 1: settling is the secret to a long and happy relationship.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Realizing that the grass isn't greener somewhere else,

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Speaker 1: and that the person you're with doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: everything you're looking for but pretty darn close is the

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Speaker 1: secret to a lasting union. The study also reveals the

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Speaker 1: dating apps like Tender give us way too many options,

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Speaker 1: making it hard to believe that that person we are

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Speaker 1: with is the best one for us. So, Steve, what

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Speaker 1: do you think about this answer? That settling is it

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Speaker 1: if you want to be happy? I don't think you

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Speaker 1: if you call it settling. But you're gonna have to look.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be everything perfect. They might appear to

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Speaker 1: be in the beginning, but the flaws is gonna show up.

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Speaker 1: So what you gotta do is you just gotta get

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Speaker 1: with somebody who the good outweigh the bad because the

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Speaker 1: bad is coming. And then you gotta get somebody that's

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Speaker 1: worth struggling with. If they're not worth struggling with, you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna stay in the struggle, all right. You know,

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Speaker 1: I can't give advice on relationship nothing. I'm gonna just

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Speaker 1: be glad. But you say nothing, not a damn word,

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Speaker 1: Captain new co host. You can't see that new man

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Speaker 1: hush over. But the question, Yeah, the point is when

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Speaker 1: you can you tell my mic off you've been your things,

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Speaker 1: You've learned, you learned, you know, so you don't repeat

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Speaker 1: the same as learned it damn he just but Jay,

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Speaker 1: surely you're going to get married before it's all said.

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Speaker 1: It does my Mike completely. What's the longest you've been married?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted all the way off. What's the longest

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Speaker 1: you've been married? Is your segment over all? Right, come on,

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Speaker 1: Steve's here with the news, Miss and true. President Trump

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Speaker 1: says he's about ready to pick a nominee to replace

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Speaker 1: Collins says she's not gonna necessarily be a rubber stamp

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Speaker 1: though for Trump's choice, especially if it's for someone who

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Speaker 1: wants to overturn legal abortion rights, and the main Republican

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Speaker 1: tells ABC's This Week that she knows how to make

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Speaker 1: that determination. Nominees position on whether or not they respect

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Speaker 1: President will tell me a lot about whether or not

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Speaker 1: intends to announce his High Court to decision next Monday,

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Speaker 1: July nine. In Portland, Oregon, over the weekend, police said

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Speaker 1: they use flashbags to disperse the riot that resulted from

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Speaker 1: a confrontation that took place between an alt right group

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Speaker 1: that calls herself Patriot Prayer and the group Portland Labor

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Speaker 1: Against Fascists, and there were some arrested rest made by

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Speaker 1: the way. The founder of Patriot Prayer Guy, named Joey

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Speaker 1: Gibson is the reportedly a GOP candidate for the US Senate.

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Speaker 1: Out there, a retaliatory Canadian tariff against a wide range

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Speaker 1: neighbor to the north slap levies on American products and

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Speaker 1: response to President Trump's new tariffs on imported steel and aluminum.

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Speaker 1: Officials in Ottawa say the sixteen points six billion dollars

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Speaker 1: in counter terrorists include extra levees on things like bourbon

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Speaker 1: aluminum ballpoint pen, some applies his her besides and others.

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Speaker 1: Dozens of other US made goods, even like jam and jellies.

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Speaker 1: Now there's a threat by President Trump of a twenty

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Speaker 1: Reports out of Portland, Oregon say that a forty five

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Speaker 1: year old black man shot dead outside of sports by

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Speaker 1: bar white cops was a legally armed Navy veteran and

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Speaker 1: father of three who was trying to break up a fight.

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Speaker 1: According to Oregon Public Broadcasting, Jason Washington, a postal worker,

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Speaker 1: was licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and witnesses say

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Speaker 1: Washington was trying to break up a fight that started

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Speaker 1: where it is the tr administration about to lose another member.

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Speaker 1: According to the Wall Street Journal, white House chief of

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Speaker 1: staff John Kelly ready to leave his post and soon

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Speaker 1: back in April, Kelly denied rooms that he called the

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Speaker 1: president an idiot and made fun of his policy knowledge,

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Speaker 1: and finally toss of the box office this weekend, Jurassic

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Speaker 1: World Fall and Kingdom brought in another sixty million dollars

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Speaker 1: close to a billion dollars in global receipts. By the way,

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Speaker 1: tops on the small screen yesterday had to be power.

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Speaker 1: Everybody I know was watching, including me. They need to

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Speaker 1: bring that brother back and as a twin that Dre

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Speaker 1: murdered and gaslight Drey with him. You know, some like

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Speaker 1: a twin from Cuba or something like that. That would

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Speaker 1: be good back. But more entertainment. Today's trending topics. Twenty

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Speaker 1: mis after the hour the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Carla, you just

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Speaker 1: saw a small lizard or a little geico in your house. Yes, girl,

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Speaker 1: I had a fit. I'm sorry Gecko, I know, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl,

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Speaker 1: I jumped on the couch because you don't you don't

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Speaker 1: like snakes or uh so okay, So Steve, I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you, have you ever seen any kind of lizard

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Speaker 1: or getto or anything crawling and it frightened you in

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Speaker 1: your house or it made you scared? No, I've never

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Speaker 1: had Lizzen what fighter now we've been on vacation and

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Speaker 1: we were in Africa. As a matter of fact, I've

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Speaker 1: taken the family and when I say, Lizzen, now listen

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Speaker 1: to me, we're in Africa, don't worry about get call

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Speaker 1: that little green thing that talk on the commandery. No,

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Speaker 1: that ain't what had got in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this one had a little bit mored. What what you

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Speaker 1: gonna this was? This was the mama, I'm gonna stomp

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Speaker 1: you and then I'm gonna stomp you. That's what I

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Speaker 1: thought to as it was said. So Lurid was gonna

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Speaker 1: take a shower, she started running the water. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how this big thing got in the shower, but

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Speaker 1: it's probably about almost a foot long. What wasn't real

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Speaker 1: big and heavy, but it's about a foot long with

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Speaker 1: the tail mare. But so she com now we're in Africa.

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Speaker 1: So now I got I ain't just bust in there

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Speaker 1: out with the tie around her in the living room

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Speaker 1: in front of the whole family. So we got to

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Speaker 1: thank before we just running Africa, because this is Africa.

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Speaker 1: This do I need a good? What is? Because I

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Speaker 1: was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said,

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Speaker 1: Lord what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I got that. I can't go that believes go get it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go in there until I get more

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Speaker 1: information that the people at the large day in here.

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Speaker 1: Because we're in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe

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Speaker 1: fifty yards from the main lodge. So, you know, I

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Speaker 1: sor I get her to calm down. She said, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but it's so big and

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Speaker 1: it's in the shower. I knew the shower was blast.

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Speaker 1: I said, was it on the floor? She said, it

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Speaker 1: was in the middle of the wall. I go in there.

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Speaker 1: I see this big as lizard in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the wall, and I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy.

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Speaker 1: Everybody behind me. So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking so I then I hear, don't kill it,

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Speaker 1: somebody in the don't kill it. All the kid, don't

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Speaker 1: kill it. Daddy, set it free. I hear you think

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Speaker 1: I'm fining open up doors. I'm not opening this damn though.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next in about ten minutes, j Anthony Brown

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Speaker 1: is here to murder and other look at California by Maze. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, uh,

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Speaker 1: please introduce Jay with this murder the hit for today.

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Speaker 1: Oh Lord, ladies and gentlemen. Regretfully, Jay like that murdered

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Speaker 1: the hits Brown don't like. Don't come on, Steve, he

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Speaker 1: wants a better intro. Steve, this is no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that one because if you ask again,

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna be cussing in it. And no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I won't j Jay asked me. Okay, Steve, and I

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Speaker 1: have a better intro. Sure you can't, Jake. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the King of pricks, now a few Tommy, Oh that's called.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no better intro? No, I'm team Jay now now

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Speaker 1: that now that's wrong. Ain't help him murder right here?

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Speaker 1: All right, lady gentlemen, here to murder another hit. One

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Speaker 1: of the most talented hit makers in all of the

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Speaker 1: music business slash prank artists via music Jay Brown, all right,

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Speaker 1: this definitely has to do with Lebron coming to l

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Speaker 1: A because I think he's coming, you know why, because

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Speaker 1: I wrote a song about it. It goes and then

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Speaker 1: Brons coming just Californy and then nobody's gonna be mad.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to onan you. I clean you won't stan

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Speaker 1: this California. I know the legal is gonna show your

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Speaker 1: love then California, California, all California. King James call, you

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Speaker 1: gave a ring to Miammy. You ain't going back if

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Speaker 1: you ain't wait to understand. You know he got your

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Speaker 1: back and Jay r ain't getting a new contract. The

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Speaker 1: Lake of got big money and it can be the

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Speaker 1: cat you got, the click of team trying to get

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Speaker 1: into dreaming, or you can work on your acting not singing.

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Speaker 1: I know you're marriage, so thank you God you're not single,

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Speaker 1: and you can when you preaching outfits like in Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: You be in Hollywood where we're ruining light Up, Hit

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Speaker 1: the Days by Comedy and eagle Wood and then crying

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Speaker 1: Brian is coming to California and then nobody's gonna be mad.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to warn you. I clean your bolts. Change

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Speaker 1: it's California. I know the legal story, show your love

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Speaker 1: then California, California, all California. Your take that on vacation,

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Speaker 1: you brown Brown to CALIFORNI yeah, man, walk out, then

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Speaker 1: They gave me fifty more rooms because it's sold out,

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Speaker 1: All rooms have jackouz Is in them, wonderful views. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go out there and do the dog own thing

636
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Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a good time. You're listening Steve

637
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the

638
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: hour right about four minutes after you do not want

639
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Speaker 1: to miss today's Strawberry Letter. But up next Houston's own

640
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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy with today's prank phone call. What you got?

641
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Speaker 1: This is classic baby. Here is Hello, I'm trying to

642
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Speaker 1: reach you. Uh Mr, I think that's the name. Yeah,

643
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: this is this is what's this in regard to, uh,

644
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: just about the air conditioning unit you did some workoff

645
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: force over on uh my household off Street. Do you

646
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: remember coming out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah,

647
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: right my Uh it was a lady that my wife,

648
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: she let you in to come right there is their

649
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: problem is the problem that is not cooling. No, no, no, no,

650
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Fact. I want to tell you, uh

651
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: that you did you did a good job. But I

652
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: got a question for you now. When you was at

653
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: the house and you was working on the a condition

654
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: not there in the backyard, did you did you happen

655
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 1: to go on the side of my house and pull

656
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: out and use the bath room right there on the side.

657
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on

658
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: the side of mind? Well, what I'm saying is that

659
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: my wife tells me that when you were there that

660
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: you you went on the side. She was looking out

661
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: the windows. She said that when you was there that

662
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: you uh and went and used the bath room on

663
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: the side hole hole. I did what not to what right? You? You? You? You?

664
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: And you did number one over on the side of

665
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,

666
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right now, I apologize.

667
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 1: I that did happen, But you got to understand something.

668
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: You know, we're down southe man, and you know we're

669
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: talking eighty five ninety and nine degree wother man. I

670
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: got to stay high traded, I got to drink a

671
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the

672
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot

673
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: of fluid and the tender pass through once a once again,

674
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: I said, I apologize. I understand all that, but you

675
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: know what, I can't accept no apologies like that when

676
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: I got a man this got on the side of

677
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: my house and then man, I'm apologizing on you and

678
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: you're coming off on me like that. You didn't you

679
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: on the side of my house in front of my wife.

680
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at young man. Now if your wife

681
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: shown me it was really she needs to see some

682
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: paper because you're ever really ain't doing something you know

683
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you? Ain't

684
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she that

685
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: hold up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look,

686
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: look all I know el is I don't want no

687
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: man at my house in the huse side of the house,

688
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: back yard nothing. Look, man, let me tell you something, dog,

689
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm the only person at

690
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: my house. You understand me right out there looking at me.

691
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: Look your fun I'm a professional, Okay. I do my

692
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: job and I take my job with pride. Okay, they're

693
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: not being professional. There's something that I did. That's that

694
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: water running through me? Right, okay, but you don't. You

695
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: don't at no other man's house. And you at my

696
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: house and my wife sitting there looking at you. I

697
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: have to wonder, now I got a problem with that

698
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: or what you need to have problem with your wife

699
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: looking at me? That's what I did. You know what

700
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: you need to be at home and giving something to

701
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: look at other than looking at me. You don't tell

702
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: me what I need to do about my wife. No,

703
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what.

704
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it all right now, you're gonna

705
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna make You're gonna make me lose because let

706
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: me let me get my death God, let me get

707
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: my book. That's all yeah, right here, you're damn right.

708
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: And let you know that's that's the show. You You

709
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: don't say at another man's house. You don't do that,

710
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: and people my wife looking out the winder, and I

711
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: bet you knew that them blinds were open. Young man,

712
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 1: nadn't be really fit with these accusations. All right? Now, look,

713
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: you had you had what it street? Now you are

714
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: you know where I'm making you. I will show you

715
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: what I want you to bring your back over here

716
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: fels know exactly fit you that y'ast on that on

717
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: that on that going on street. I'm gonna come over

718
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: and I told that for you. I got something for you.

719
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: Will you made me just for God with my defensionalism,

720
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man,

721
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house and

722
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called

723
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: for now. You better had that hologize man, I had

724
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: to go. I told you I drink a lot of

725
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: fluids in this heat, man, So what else do you

726
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: want me to do? I want you to keep your

727
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: flui until you get to the service station down the street,

728
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house and

729
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Man, if what you're

730
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 1: but if I did I apologize, if you can accept

731
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 1: it in the head with it, look at you're gonna

732
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: me off and make me do something up And I'm

733
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: telling you not, man, I don't tell you. I don't

734
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: apologize you and I will come on that kicking okay

735
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: you you dude, what let me tell you something? Kick you?

736
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: Because early from the edge of your while your wife

737
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Speaker 1: is young, and I know you don't. You can't deal

738
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: with no old school I can kill young. You're gonna

739
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Speaker 1: You're gonna get youall today. You hit me, You're gonna

740
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: get Let me take you street to come. Let me

741
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: tell you that I got one more thing to say

742
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: to you. What you're listening to me? Freak freak damn it.

743
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: That's his nephew. Tim If this his nephew timing from

744
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just god prank by

745
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: your boy name. Now you know what I'm gonna get

746
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: with his He know I got a hard computation. I

747
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: don't need this like my life, man, he said. Man,

748
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: my boy be out there fixing a conditions that he

749
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: doesn't think. He said, Man, let me tell you something.

750
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: He said, you'd be frustrated to begin with, He said,

751
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: be again McCall man, because I got nine to got

752
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: to do the date. Hey, man, you like, yeah, I'm

753
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm might not nephew, I might not steve from

754
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: down fools in the morning, honest, y'all care Come on, man,

755
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 1: I don't know how I sit back and how y'all

756
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: get people y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man,

757
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all. Show man, y'all good gone work. I

758
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: appreciate me. I got one more question to ask you, man,

759
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

760
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the show plastic It. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve,

761
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge.

762
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: It's time for right or wrong with the nephew and

763
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: Junior take it away. Well this week, what's the debate? Well,

764
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: I mean I've been you know, you know you since

765
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: Junior over there writing for you. Now, he ain't really

766
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: got time for me, so I don't know why he

767
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: texted me back, you know, just he cussing me out.

768
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: Be a text Okay, this is what I texting on.

769
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: Can you tell me what you think? Tell this boy,

770
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you

771
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: even ain't no bad little coming dog. If you break

772
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you're even You're not

773
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: gonna get this seven night. Nothing's going to happen to

774
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: get even believe it not stupid falling out. I don't

775
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: really understand where he's coming from with that. I don't

776
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: know why he thinks like that. That right, there is

777
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: some ignorant thinking. What ain't the rack? And then the

778
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: bad luck it's been in years? Right if you break

779
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: it with what I'm saying, Yeah, no, no, nobody sees well.

780
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: The thing about this segment is I agree with the

781
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: thing he said, thank you, thank you. Here'll go to one.

782
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I seen, if you melt

783
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet.

784
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: That's that's the stupidest thing I can have yourself there. Listen, Wait, okay, wait,

785
00:53:54,440 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: what if you melt dry ice, you can take the

786
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: bath and get on where you had to keep explaining

787
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: to me? Do you guys? Listen with your asked Quinn.

788
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

789
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back. You're listening to the

790
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time for

791
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need some help or

792
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: advice with a situation or an issue that you're dealing with,

793
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: please send us your Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey f

794
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: M dot com. Steve and I could read your letter

795
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: on the air and try to help you out. Nephew,

796
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: Let's go buckle up, hold on tight here. It is

797
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Subject lots of mess and no sex.

798
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,959
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty five year old woman.

799
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: I married my husband when I was nineteen years old,

800
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 1: and I am starting to believe that it was a mistake.

801
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: We both work. His days off are consistent, but my

802
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: days fluctuate. When I'm off, I clean and cook, I

803
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: take care of our two children, and I make sure

804
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: everyone has what they need. But lately I've been the

805
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: one who needs to be checked on to make sure

806
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,479
Speaker 1: I'm good. He waits until I get home and ask

807
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: me what's for dinner instead of trying to cook something

808
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: for himself and the kids. I love my husband and

809
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: we have fun together, but I don't want to keep

810
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: feeling depressed and stressed out. I just want him to

811
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: take the darned trash out and pick up after himself.

812
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: Most of the messes aren't just from the kids. He's

813
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 1: messy too, so I have started with holding sex from him.

814
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood to have sex when my

815
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: house is not clean. Is it wrong for me to

816
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: keep the cookie from my husband? Is there a better

817
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: way to get him to help me out around the house?

818
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Please help? Well, you guys have been married for six years. Um,

819
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: you don't say you say you're twenty married when you

820
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: were nineteen, and you don't give his age. But I

821
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: have to ask you, have you talked to him about this? Um?

822
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: Have you let him in on what you're feeling, how

823
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: unhappy you are and that you need help around the house.

824
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 1: Have you asked him to help it? Sounds like these

825
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: are feelings that you're having that that you just haven't

826
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 1: expressed to him a lot of times, depending on how

827
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: you say things, how you say things, you can get

828
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: your man to do just about anything, especially I mean

829
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: and at the very least take out the trash. Um

830
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: you start withholding sex and not telling him why, there

831
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: could be a serious problem in uh, in your marriage

832
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: for sure. I just think you know this is all

833
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: inside you're feeling, this rage, this passive aggressiveness. Let it

834
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: out at your house tooth you know you guys are

835
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: both working. Maybe you can, you know, talk about having

836
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: someone to come in and clean your house so you

837
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: won't be so tired, and then you know you'll get

838
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: the boasts of both worlds. You'll have um a clean house,

839
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: You'll you'll be rested, not depressed, not stressed out. Perhaps

840
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: you could do something like that, but first of all,

841
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: above anything, you have to talk to your husband and

842
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: let him know how you feel. Steep. Well, you know

843
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: they're twenty five, she's been married six years. You got

844
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: married at nineteen. That's she young. M that's very very young.

845
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: And so when you're young. Look, marriage is worked anyway,

846
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,439
Speaker 1: but when you're young, you've got a lot of work

847
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: to put on yourself because you don't even know you yet.

848
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: And what could have happened here, young lady, is that

849
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: do you that you have become a twenty five after

850
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: two children? You cannot be the same person you work

851
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: with your nineteen That's absolutely impossible. You cannot be the

852
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: same person. So you've changed into this other person. And

853
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: what has happened between you and your husband is now

854
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: now that you've grown up and you've got these two

855
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: kids and you are twenty five and not nineteen. Well,

856
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: this person that you've become without proper communication might not

857
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: be a good match for who he is. And if

858
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: he hasn't progressed like you for example, he's still very messy.

859
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: You just wanted to pick up behind the self. You

860
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: want him to take out the trash your off days fluctuate.

861
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: You want when you come home from work. He's been

862
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: sitting there all day and stead of waiting, you could

863
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: come through the dot, Timbo, what's for dinner? He could

864
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: be doing something now because he's doing it this way, now,

865
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: you're holding the cookie from me. Is there a better

866
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: way to get him to help out around the house?

867
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: Please help. Cooking withdrawal is very real. Cooking Cooking withdrawal

868
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: gets everybody's undivided attention. I've been placed under cookie panic before.

869
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: It's stressful, you don't know when it's going in. It

870
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: creates a lot of things. But before I get into

871
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: the cookie pot, let me just tell you this right quick.

872
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: You're building up a resentment. You're starting to resent him

873
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: for his lack of understanding of your needs and your wants.

874
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: And like Shirley said, she said it best right you know.

875
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: Have you all even talked about it yet? You really

876
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: need to have a serious conversation. Now, let's get back

877
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: to this cookie never fired from it, because this is

878
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: what this letter really you were holden. Cookie you heard

879
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: the old saying cookie crumbles. That's the way, that's the

880
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: way the cookie crumble. Well, if that's how the cookie

881
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: gonna cumbing, and that's how to marriage crumb. But everybody's

882
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: gonna be crumbling right now. That was deep, Steve was

883
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: deep right there. Say that again, I don't know what

884
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: I said. That's how to manage it. It was bearing

885
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: repeating and it can't do that. And you've got to

886
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: you've got to understand that. And see, once you start

887
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: using the cookie as a pond in the chest day,

888
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: then when do you stop this? See, the best form

889
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: of the way to handle this is, like Shirley said, communication.

890
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: So let's say you start with holding the cookie. Here's

891
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: the danger of withholding the cookie. He gotta get some

892
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: cookie somewhere, and it's cookies everywhere. They got cookies that route,

893
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,959
Speaker 1: they got cooking. So they got cookies that whole food

894
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: route save they got cookie down at the drugs. You

895
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: can buy cookies at CBS. You get cookies at the hotel.

896
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: Let's cookies on your job. It's cooking down there at

897
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: the post off. They got cookies that the Alps, you

898
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: get cook you cooking down and trying to rind A call.

899
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: You go down to the restaurant. I'll be damn. They

900
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: got cookies. Talk about this cooking, cooking right here, and

901
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you something really quick because I got

902
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: time to come back. When I come back, I tell

903
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: you what the different flavors of cookies mean and how

904
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: cooking flavors affects our taste. Yes, you know, I will

905
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: put ages two of them and everything when we come back.

906
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: Mind not a cook all right, you heard it. We'll

907
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: have part two if Steve's response. He's going to really

908
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: get into the cookie at twenty three after the hour.

909
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve, come on,

910
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: you promised us you were gonna tell us about this cookie. Um,

911
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: and so let's get into it part two of your

912
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 1: response to today's letter. See we're talking about cookie right now.

913
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: Lots of mess of no sex, that's the subject. Tired

914
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: of this man not cooking, cleaning, help, but with the

915
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: kids nothing. So now what he wanna do is now

916
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: he wants to she she wants to get a better

917
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: reaction from the man. So now she's with holding the cookie.

918
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: With holding the cookie, what kind of cookie is she with?

919
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: Let's start with my all time favorite cookie, chocolate chill.

920
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: Nothing has mattered more to me than chocolate chill. The

921
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: reason chocolate chiping been my favorite cookie is because of

922
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: the chocolate chill that's in the cooking. Lord, how good

923
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: is a chocolate chip cook It's a good cooker. It's

924
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: a good it's a good cooking. Then you got oatmeal, cookies, oldmeal,

925
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: boat raisin with it, and there you gotta have raising

926
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: in that couch. See oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing. See

927
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: it's like I worked with a dude I called oatmeal man.

928
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: He wasn't nothing. He needed something put on him all

929
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: the time. See oatmeal oatmeal man is like a dude

930
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: that need honey, need brown sugar, needs some fruit. Because

931
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing that I don't really careful

932
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: otmeal raising cooking. I eat it, but it's not my favorite.

933
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: And oatmeal and then that leaves me to pee can

934
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: sandy another favorite. But that's old cooking though, because it's

935
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: a little dusty when you bite into old cook they're

936
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: old cookies. Pee can't say that's all cookies. Got a

937
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: little dusty, got a little salt dust flavor to it.

938
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: Then you got short bread cookie like my one of

939
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: my all time favorites. What Lorna dude? Yeah you know

940
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: I love I love Lorna dude. And then you had

941
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: let's get into the specialty cookie, Oreo. Maybe you're in

942
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: an iterational relationship. That's Oreo cookie. Hell, that's a little

943
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: black and white love it, talk about it. That's not

944
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: for you. Your favorite cookie vanilla creamy Oreo outweighed vanilla

945
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: cream all day long. But I must tell you this thing. Come,

946
01:04:53,520 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: I have had some delicious vanilla cream cookie. Just talking

947
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: about the cookie yourself, not not not James cook. Now

948
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: I have seen so vanilla cream cookies. Oh Lord, spell me,

949
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: guide me not fall that I may not fall astraight.

950
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: Let me explain to you the other cookie. Throw out

951
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: another cooking. I'll tell you what kind of cookies Peanut

952
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 1: butter cookies. Who don't like them? I don't know anyone.

953
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: Everybody like him. Everybody like peanut for the cookie called

954
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: peanut butter cookies. It's like the Janet Jackson cook Oh

955
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: what do you break that down? I did not when

956
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: Janet was on fire. I ain't No, nobody didn't like him.

957
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 1: I just didn't know nobody didn't like Girl Scout cookie

958
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: got pepper mint and Mitch. Yeah, outstanding cookie. The Girl

959
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: Scouts have some cookies they could quit seth. I don't know,

960
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: but that was pretty good. They got a couple of them.

961
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: Don't need to be off the market. You know what

962
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: in that, I tell you one of the great cookie

963
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: makers of all time, the Keeper Elf from Ye and

964
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: I made it really huh. Time had been in there, God,

965
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: Tom had summer job in that one day. I used

966
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: to take it down there, man, drive down there, picking

967
01:06:54,880 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: my right man, how you do that? Everybody? Boy, Hey,

968
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: we're working on filling over here about Oh those were

969
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: just yeah, I ain't a banging him down. Sugar cookie, Steve,

970
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: Sugar sugar cookies was good. Nothing, Nothing beat a chocolate chip.

971
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: I used to love chip a horn until I found

972
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: out that Archway made him soft. Oh yeah, because I

973
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: was used to snap and biting them. But boy, when

974
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: I found out they made them them chocolate chip salt.

975
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: You don't have ginger snaps. Cheese boy, better shut your

976
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: mask that little twin and gernap some cheese dog. I

977
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: thought that was actually a meal. Yeah, ginger snap, right, Yeah,

978
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: So what was cookie? Her keeping cookie, help her marriage,

979
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: and nothing because the man gonna go get some cookie.

980
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,560
Speaker 1: See that's the sad thing about Are we still on

981
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: the letter? Yeah? What about short breathing? Oh yeah, we

982
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 1: talked about. Yeah, that's the line he's worked on. There's

983
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:41,560
Speaker 1: no that's the line Tommy worked on. We knew that.

984
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: Hello Tommy, Tommy, Um time, All right, listen, we gotta

985
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: get out of here. You can email or instagram. What's

986
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my Girls, Surly,

987
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: today's crazy comedy segment in about ten men. That's at

988
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: forty one after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey

989
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now?

990
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: What is going on? This road trip? A reenactment of

991
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: everybody who's going to be taking a road trip this

992
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: summer summer time time for a bunch of people to

993
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 1: get in the car and ride. And it was sound

994
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: something like this. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

995
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: react reenact. What is it like when six grown people

996
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: who work together take a road trip. All right, everybody

997
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: in ya, buggle up, All right, let me start the car.

998
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 1: They're digging right there. Somebody ain't got the seat. Be alright, alright,

999
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 1: now we need a little driving music. Boy, I like

1000
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 1: the did you hear what that hell she did? Her country?

1001
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:10,719
Speaker 1: Very didn't like that girl? No more? Well quite frankly,

1002
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear some gospel music. What come one?

1003
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: Kirk like, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, but what's what

1004
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 1: happened to me? Yeah? So we're not gonna listen to

1005
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: to We are listening to nothing. He man, silence, riding silence?

1006
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 1: Then let's just riding silence. I just have a question,

1007
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:41,680
Speaker 1: where boy, are we? Well? What you come for? Do

1008
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 1: you want to play a game? Play what game? You know?

1009
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: We could sing the song bottles of beer saying that,

1010
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 1: in hell, that's my cock? Can we play that? You're

1011
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 1: in the car, you can? We can we get some

1012
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 1: neat you? We just got in the car. Wait a minute,

1013
01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 1: I know I'm forgetting something. Yes, to be quiet? No, oh,

1014
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: it's hot in here. Can you turn to say? I

1015
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: got to say this. I'm gonna say it. What I

1016
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: got the P'SID damn it? Everybody else get out to car.

1017
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: Just on the day. I'm calling wait wait where hey,

1018
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. If the don't

1019
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 1: know everybody out everybody you tell my deal. As much

1020
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: as I hate packing it, I hate out to cart.

1021
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 1: If you did pack unpacking, get out, I got a

1022
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: good Get out my name Jimmy. You're gonna shoot somebody.

1023
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: Get out to car, Get out, tell me, get out out,

1024
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 1: shut out. I'm not walking in these here. You ain't

1025
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,280
Speaker 1: got to walk. Get out to car. They don't push

1026
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 1: me nothing, don't push you. Now. What happened? Now, that's

1027
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: all he wanted to do, is us? He just drove off?

1028
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: Did he say? Calded? All right? Tommy called uber. I

1029
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm not walking, But I can't believe you

1030
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 1: put us on the car. It's just supposed to be

1031
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: a fun road trip. What happened? You do nothing? They

1032
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,400
Speaker 1: can get I know. He better put them back up

1033
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: like so on and bring his hand back down. He

1034
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: is he making a right on the highway, looks hold on,

1035
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, I

1036
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 1: got I gotta I gotta say on, let me do this,

1037
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I got this. I can't believe

1038
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,360
Speaker 1: we're standing out here like I got the bad hold

1039
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm humble. Here we go, there we go? Hold on,

1040
01:12:54,920 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 1: I fixed, I fixed, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you

1041
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 1: just left all us on the side of the road.

1042
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: We need to hello, hey, what you left us on

1043
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: the side of the road. You're not coming back. I

1044
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 1: could see you. We got girls with singing. They with you.

1045
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 1: Take care. Okay, this car ain't coming back. There's ladies

1046
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: and heels out here to take the heels off straight. Well,

1047
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: just way, I'm at about four miles there'll be flat.

1048
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 1: Can I say this, when we took our stuff out

1049
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,720
Speaker 1: the cart. That black bag that you are your money

1050
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: in it, that bag is out here with us. Yeah,

1051
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 1: all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me the tom Let

1052
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: me have black back to give me the black bag.

1053
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,639
Speaker 1: Get the black back. We'll get yours in the car.

1054
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 1: Put the bag here first. I ain't opening the door.

1055
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,880
Speaker 1: If I don't see the bag. Here, go the bag.

1056
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 1: Throw it in the window on the door. I promise you,

1057
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,560
Speaker 1: if you just throw it in the window, throw it

1058
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 1: in the window. I got time the bag, So y'all,

1059
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 1: don't pull this trick again. Go to bag in How

1060
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: about I open the bag and start counting to see

1061
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: how much I already know what's in there. Throw it

1062
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: throw the bag in the window first. You know what,

1063
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: we can actually buy a car with this bag. You

1064
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,719
Speaker 1: know what going on? We go, let's get the counting.

1065
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: It looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've got

1066
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 1: one to three. We've got five negroes on the side

1067
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: the road with a black bag. Looks like it don't

1068
01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:02,840
Speaker 1: be long to him up. Shut everybody yo ground, were

1069
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 1: waiting at get the black ass on the cross. Shut up.

1070
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: We'll sing a group. You got one more time, little man,

1071
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 1: one more time? No man gets black ass on the ground.

1072
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:22,400
Speaker 1: But love you. Everybody down on the ground now good. Yeah,

1073
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 1: that was a warning shot. The next one goes in

1074
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: you all right, hand me the bag, Hand me the bag.

1075
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,080
Speaker 1: You ain't got time of it. Hand me the bag.

1076
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 1: I don't shot before. I don't want to go through

1077
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 1: that no more. We can't do a damn thing together.

1078
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: We can't take a road trip. They take a road trip.

1079
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: And oh, coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:54,720
Speaker 1: Show at seven after the hour. You're listening to the

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01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:58,560
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, three comedians in

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01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,680
Speaker 1: the building. Huh, I have a kind of sort of

1083
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:07,799
Speaker 1: jay you might get mad, kind of you you probably, Okay,

1084
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: it's about relationships and mad right, So have you guys

1085
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: ever dated or been married to someone or been a

1086
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: relationship with someone? I'm not done, Steve already who they've

1087
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 1: dated you because of your stage personna, who you were

1088
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 1: on stage. You know they wanted that guy, that funny

1089
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: guy on stage. They wanted that all the time. So

1090
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: that's why they dated you, not because a lot of

1091
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 1: you sometimes. You know, you guys are quiet off the

1092
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 1: mic and killed and serious off the mic. We know,

1093
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,120
Speaker 1: Steve is So have you guys been in a relationship

1094
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 1: like that before? You haven't? That just won't in me

1095
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:58,560
Speaker 1: for that. Tommy's family there's a whole different about to

1096
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: be so different now, the whole families. I don't mean,

1097
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't mean some of his people, all his people

1098
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 1: is in his so he he can't get in this alright, Alright,

1099
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 1: can I answer the question? Yeah, everybody that with me,

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01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: that has ever been with me like what they saw

1101
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:23,919
Speaker 1: on stage, off stage, ant with for Dan, because they

1102
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:26,680
Speaker 1: like what they something on stage, and then once they

1103
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 1: find out what I am, what I am, I'm what

1104
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: you're about, they're like it. But that was difference. I

1105
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 1: don't I think what most comedians, we're just not on

1106
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 1: all the time, and people expect us to be on

1107
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 1: all the time. Most comedians don't even like to hear jokes.

1108
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 1: Don't even tell us, don't want no tell me here's

1109
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: a joke. We don't want to hear it. And so

1110
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,479
Speaker 1: what you see on the stage and what you they

1111
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 1: just totally different and their lives the problem. So they

1112
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:10,880
Speaker 1: want that funny guy making all the time. Well, okay,

1113
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,719
Speaker 1: surely asked the question again, I'm gonna give it to you. Okay,

1114
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 1: So have you ever dated anyone or been in a

1115
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 1: relationship with anyone, or even married been married to someone

1116
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:22,840
Speaker 1: who confused your stage persona with the person that you

1117
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: really are. I mean, I know it's all you, but

1118
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: like Jay said, Steve, they want you to be on

1119
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 1: all the time. Now, I've actually used the fact that

1120
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: I am on stage to get you working, working, baby

1121
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 1: work it uh huh. You know why you laughing, point

1122
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: that you winking, you're having a good time, smiling back

1123
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:46,960
Speaker 1: at you, y'all us all that, and how did it work?

1124
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: So and so once you got them, then what the

1125
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: yeah you don't feel like performing anymore? Well, we working

1126
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: exiting because you know, movie starts say that a lot

1127
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: people fall in love with their whoever their character they're

1128
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,600
Speaker 1: playing on the screen, and they think they're, you know,

1129
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 1: that same person when they get home. Expect anyone that

1130
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: guy on stage should be that way all the time.

1131
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:26,439
Speaker 1: Most stand ups are quiet, a lot more serious people. Yeah, yeah,

1132
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 1: I am Thomas Miles at home scared. I'm Tommy here.

1133
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:36,639
Speaker 1: She knows the difference. Oh, we all know the difference.

1134
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:47,559
Speaker 1: I'm alone here, I'm alone at home. You really there

1135
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 1: has been some confusion between Thomas Miles, nephew, Tommy and Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1136
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,160
Speaker 1: You have a lot of people in your head, some

1137
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: people in there, and you don't you explain to us

1138
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: to difference. Thomas Smiles is the owner of all of this. Alright, Well,

1139
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,639
Speaker 1: who is he? He's the serious guy. He's the guy

1140
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 1: that's that's trying to succeed in a in a in

1141
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 1: the acting world of Hollywood. He's that guy. He's having

1142
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,640
Speaker 1: to play these other two people. He don't want to

1143
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:23,519
Speaker 1: need memory. I have a question, out of all the

1144
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: characters inside you, I know she's going which one gets

1145
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:35,960
Speaker 1: mad the quickest. Eugene, this is true. I have another

1146
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 1: question you're on an island. On an island, you got

1147
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: to vote one of the characters. All who do you

1148
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:52,759
Speaker 1: vote off the butterfly against? Got to get his moaning complaining.

1149
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,200
Speaker 1: I know you would say Thomas Miles for that one,

1150
01:20:56,240 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 1: because he's no. You need Tommy on that island, not

1151
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:05,240
Speaker 1: Tommy Thomas Thomas Miles. Yeah, when you need that, but

1152
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 1: his bulls as Thomas Miles is bullish. Five in a

1153
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 1: shadeau gated community, heat the house from Gillian. We had

1154
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 1: all that we need nothing about swimming pools, rocks, you

1155
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 1: know that type of stuff. Other kids come to his

1156
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:34,479
Speaker 1: kids house, electronic gates, nephew. Tommy is gillick Um. Thomas

1157
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 1: Miles is professor Howe Ginger Merrick. You're gonna turn this corner,

1158
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 1: You're gonna turn this I bet I won't be up

1159
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 1: in your heads. People enjoy yourself. So what you're saying,

1160
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,679
Speaker 1: it's too different people. It's well not you're the same person,

1161
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:06,639
Speaker 1: but just an extension of your personality on stage. Yeah,

1162
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: you're the funny guy always on on stage, but off stage,

1163
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: you know it's it's you're doing is exactly who I am,

1164
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:22,679
Speaker 1: just in an exaggerated exasperated unfiltered forum. I can see

1165
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 1: that he'll get you back out there. One mote. He's

1166
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: itching to go, you know he is. You know we're

1167
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:38,280
Speaker 1: at the JASP. I know you want a whole hour. Alright,

1168
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1169
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:47,320
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, ladies

1170
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready. We consult in an expert because

1171
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is

1172
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that

1173
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.

1174
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:08,800
Speaker 1: Most most of this is for fellas, because when we

1175
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:13,479
Speaker 1: take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.

1176
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to

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01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 1: act when you break up. Here's rule number one. You

1178
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:32,800
Speaker 1: are allowed only one drunk die. You know how you

1179
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 1: call him up when you drunk? You only get the one.

1180
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:43,320
Speaker 1: And it sounds like something like this, Hello is me?

1181
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 1: You know who me here? Don't you know who? Men

1182
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:59,560
Speaker 1: play with my emotions? Is me? You know you're you

1183
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 1: know who? Mew many get one? Get one of them

1184
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:10,280
Speaker 1: all right now here's the next rule. You are not

1185
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:14,720
Speaker 1: allowed to roll up on your ex just because you

1186
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: see that car parked outside the club, the restaurant, or church.

1187
01:24:22,439 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 1: You can't do that. Short we broke up, I can't

1188
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 1: go in there if I see the car. You can

1189
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:33,960
Speaker 1: know you can't roll up on them. Now. I got

1190
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:36,800
Speaker 1: something with church later on, but just stay there, stay

1191
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,719
Speaker 1: out right, you girl, can't roll up on them. Oh

1192
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: that she is, I'm gonna go in now. Oh that

1193
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,320
Speaker 1: he is, I'm going in there. You can't do that,

1194
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 1: call alright. Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits

1195
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:57,439
Speaker 1: to both parties for at least four months. Tell nobody

1196
01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 1: else over there the spot at least four months. Here's

1197
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:08,680
Speaker 1: another one. Texting your favorite song to each other is

1198
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:12,800
Speaker 1: off me. You can listen to it, you can cry

1199
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,760
Speaker 1: to it. You're playing over and over, but you can't

1200
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:22,840
Speaker 1: send it. So I'm trying to move on and I'm

1201
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:36,120
Speaker 1: killing now. Listen to this. All y'all, stuff, all possessions

1202
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 1: is collected at one time, and one time. Anything that's

1203
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:46,560
Speaker 1: left behind will be thrown away by both parts. Like

1204
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 1: you ain't don't keep coming over here looking for stuff.

1205
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:55,599
Speaker 1: You can't keep coming back over here. I got coming

1206
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,360
Speaker 1: to you in the closet looking for your tank top.

1207
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 1: You ever hit a big one? Right here? Nobody is

1208
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:14,800
Speaker 1: allowed to talk to each other's mama. That's the one,

1209
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 1: and you k be friers with mama come home. Yeah,

1210
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:27,639
Speaker 1: at least that's a good one, Steve. I like trying

1211
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,920
Speaker 1: to pick up some greens and you and here talking

1212
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,280
Speaker 1: rolling your ass when I walk into the Yeah, here's

1213
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find a

1214
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:43,920
Speaker 1: new church home? Yes, but yeah, coming up, it's more

1215
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,760
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after

1216
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Carla,

1217
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 1: you just saw a small lizard or a little geico

1218
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:59,559
Speaker 1: in your house. Yes, girl, I had a fit ill.

1219
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't stop that gecko. I know what

1220
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:12,240
Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, So what happened? Now? He was crawling

1221
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,320
Speaker 1: in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on

1222
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:18,800
Speaker 1: the couch because you don't you don't like snakes or

1223
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 1: so okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you

1224
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:29,200
Speaker 1: ever seen any kind of lizard or getto or anything

1225
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:31,720
Speaker 1: crawling and it frightened you in your house? Or it

1226
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: made you scared. No, I've never had lizard spider. Now

1227
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 1: we've been on vacation and we were in Africa. As

1228
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:45,880
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I've taken the family and when

1229
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,439
Speaker 1: I say lizard, now listen to me. We're in Africa.

1230
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry about Geko, that little green thing that talk

1231
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:54,560
Speaker 1: on the commandery. No, that ain't what had got in

1232
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,880
Speaker 1: lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit mold.

1233
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:03,559
Speaker 1: What what you're gonna do? This was This was the mama,

1234
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stomp you and then I'm gonna stomp you.

1235
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,599
Speaker 1: It's what I thought that lizard was said. So Laurid

1236
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,639
Speaker 1: was gonna take a shower. She started running the water.

1237
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how this big ass thing got in

1238
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:19,920
Speaker 1: the shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long,

1239
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:25,360
Speaker 1: almost a ruler. Ruler wasn't real big and heavy, but

1240
01:28:25,479 --> 01:28:29,840
Speaker 1: it's about a foot long with the tail there. So

1241
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:39,400
Speaker 1: come right, now, we're in Africa. So now I got

1242
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:43,960
Speaker 1: I ain't just bust in there. She out with the

1243
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,040
Speaker 1: tie around her in the living room in front of

1244
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:49,439
Speaker 1: the whole family. So we got to think before we

1245
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,720
Speaker 1: just run in this Africa, because this is Africa. This

1246
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:57,439
Speaker 1: do I need it good? What is because I was

1247
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:03,000
Speaker 1: thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said, Lloyd,

1248
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 1: what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god,

1249
01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 1: I got Dad, I can't go there, believe's go get it. Well,

1250
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now,

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Speaker 1: the people at the lodge dayn't here because we're in

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Speaker 1: the villa. Yeah, we're probably about maybe fifty yards from

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01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 1: the main lodge. So you know, I'm sorry. I'll get

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01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:27,400
Speaker 1: her to calm down. She said, I don't know what

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01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:30,080
Speaker 1: it is, but it's so big and it's in the shower.

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01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:33,640
Speaker 1: I knew the shower was glass. I said, was it

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01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,040
Speaker 1: on the floor? She said it was in the middle

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01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:40,080
Speaker 1: of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there.

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01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,320
Speaker 1: I see this big ass lizard in the middle of

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01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:49,760
Speaker 1: the wall. And I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy.

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01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:53,679
Speaker 1: Everybody behind me. So now I'm Dad, I gotta do something.

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01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:58,120
Speaker 1: So I'm looking. So I then I hear, don't kill it.

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Speaker 1: Who's in that? Somebody to do? Don't kill it all

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01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:09,680
Speaker 1: the kid, don't kill it, Daddy, set it free. I

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01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,840
Speaker 1: hear you think I'm from the open doors. I'm not

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01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:15,679
Speaker 1: opening this damn dough. You know what we're in the jungle?

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01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:22,559
Speaker 1: Uh dog, I know how to stand. If I walked

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01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 1: him out, through him outside and told all the kids

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01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:28,680
Speaker 1: I let him out, he gone. So you just out nolied.

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Speaker 1: Coming up Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour,

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01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 1: gather round everyone, you're listening to st show. Here are

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01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:43,600
Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks. What

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01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:49,559
Speaker 1: you got for Steve? All right? Uh listen uh to day.

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01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:53,080
Speaker 1: This morning before we got on the hour, was sitting

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01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:56,840
Speaker 1: I was talking to j Anthony and uh, Junior, you're

1276
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,680
Speaker 1: having a conversation and they said, man, you should do

1277
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:03,160
Speaker 1: that for your clothing remarks today. So this is based

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01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:08,560
Speaker 1: on a conversation we have. We were talking about advancing

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01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:14,479
Speaker 1: in life, but we were having a conversation about what

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01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:20,599
Speaker 1: you are willing to do to advance in life? Are

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01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:26,200
Speaker 1: you are you willing to drop everything? Are you willing

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01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: to make sacrifices? What are you willing to do to

1283
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,640
Speaker 1: get to where you really want to be? So what

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01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:38,360
Speaker 1: we were talking, I was talking about a person that

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01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:41,679
Speaker 1: I know that had a decision to make. He has

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01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:46,599
Speaker 1: a he has a nice home, he has a good job,

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01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:53,000
Speaker 1: and he lives in a certain city. Right now, He's

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01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:55,160
Speaker 1: got a nice home, a good job, and lives in

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01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:59,720
Speaker 1: a certain city. An opportunity was presented to him, but

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01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:04,840
Speaker 1: the opportunity was in another city. But if he took

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01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:10,679
Speaker 1: this opportunity, he would have a better job and which

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01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:15,760
Speaker 1: would enable him to buy and even nicer home. He

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01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:19,519
Speaker 1: didn't do it. As I was talking to my friend

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01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:23,240
Speaker 1: about Man, why didn't you do it? He said, Hey, man,

1295
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:29,800
Speaker 1: because I'm comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man,

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01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:34,800
Speaker 1: my job, it's all right, he said. My house is cool. Man,

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01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,880
Speaker 1: It's a little small, but but it's cool. And I

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01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: like living here. Man. I got some friends, I got

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01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 1: some family hered this city right here. I'm gonna just

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01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:48,439
Speaker 1: go home. Stay here. End of conversation. Steve, I know what,

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01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:49,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna try to talk to me out of it.

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01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:53,360
Speaker 1: But end of conversation. So I stopped talking to him.

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01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:58,040
Speaker 1: But when I left him, I was sad. I was

1304
01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:02,759
Speaker 1: so sad for this guy, and it never ever stopped

1305
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 1: bothering me. What he said. He said, I'm okay here,

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01:33:07,479 --> 01:33:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stay here. My job is all right, man,

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01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:15,360
Speaker 1: this house, it's a little small, but the city cool.

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01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:19,320
Speaker 1: I got some family and friends. It's cool. I know

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01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:21,000
Speaker 1: you're gonna try to talk me out of it, Steve,

1310
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:24,160
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm good right here. But that decision he

1311
01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:27,200
Speaker 1: made really bother me because, Man, I'll tell you why

1312
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:30,439
Speaker 1: you troubled me so because I said, Wow, here's a

1313
01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:34,240
Speaker 1: guy that I know who had looked over the fence

1314
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,360
Speaker 1: with me. Man, the dude I grew up with. Man.

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01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 1: We used to ride our bikes, sit on the steps

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01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,320
Speaker 1: playing that's my car when they came back. This is

1317
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 1: the same dude. Man. We used to ride our bikes

1318
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:45,720
Speaker 1: and act like we was riding out the country. Me

1319
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,439
Speaker 1: and my dude. Man. We always talked about doing something big,

1320
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:56,000
Speaker 1: and when the opportunity came, he froze because he was comfortable.

1321
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,240
Speaker 1: He was comfortable with his alright job and his house

1322
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,599
Speaker 1: that wasn't really big enough, in the city of friends

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01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:05,640
Speaker 1: and family that he had. He didn't want to go

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01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:08,640
Speaker 1: to the new city. He didn't want the job that

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01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 1: paid more. He didn't want the opportunity to buy a

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01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:15,200
Speaker 1: bigger home because it would have taken him out of

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01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:18,439
Speaker 1: his comfort zone. Because he wasn't comfortable in the new city.

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01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,680
Speaker 1: He was comfortable in the current city, and he was

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01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:24,439
Speaker 1: already it just worked himself up to say, I'm okay

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01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:26,519
Speaker 1: with my house the way it is. You can be

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01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,800
Speaker 1: okay with the house you will, You can be okay

1332
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:30,560
Speaker 1: with the job you You can be okay with the

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01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:34,080
Speaker 1: car you drive. But if opportunity presents itself to be good,

1334
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:37,280
Speaker 1: to become great. There are three things I'm about to

1335
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:40,479
Speaker 1: give you, and all three things save the exact same thing.

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01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that three different ways in case you

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01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,240
Speaker 1: got to hear it the best way you need to

1338
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:48,120
Speaker 1: hear These are all three the same thing, just which

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01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 1: one fits you back. You can't get there if you're

1340
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:56,439
Speaker 1: never attempted to go there one more time. You cannot

1341
01:34:56,560 --> 01:35:01,800
Speaker 1: get there if you never attempt to go there, same thing,

1342
01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:06,600
Speaker 1: different way of saying it. You can't go if you

1343
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:11,040
Speaker 1: never leave. Did my father say this to me all time?

1344
01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 1: You can't go, boy, if you never leave, you know, man,

1345
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:18,360
Speaker 1: you you can't go. If your feet don't move, you

1346
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:21,000
Speaker 1: just can't. You can't go if you don't leave where

1347
01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:22,880
Speaker 1: you're going. If you don't leave, if you don't leave,

1348
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,720
Speaker 1: you ain't going away. You got to leave something to

1349
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,040
Speaker 1: get to the next level. The next level requires you

1350
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:34,720
Speaker 1: to leave. The next level requires you to go. You

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01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:39,880
Speaker 1: can't stay right here and get over there. You cannot. Man,

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01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:44,400
Speaker 1: here's the third way to look at it. You have

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01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:49,519
Speaker 1: to leave. If you want to grow, you cannot grow

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01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:57,480
Speaker 1: staying there. You cannot expect to grow if you're unwilling

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01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:03,320
Speaker 1: to change. If you're unwilling to change, you cannot expect

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01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:08,439
Speaker 1: to grow. You can't, y'all. Let me say I'm till

1357
01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:11,919
Speaker 1: you again. You can't get there if you never attempt

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01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,800
Speaker 1: to go there. Maybe that's the way you're like here,

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01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 1: and how about this way right here? You can't go

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01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:21,160
Speaker 1: if you never leave, you gotta leave somewhere to go somewhere.

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01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:25,120
Speaker 1: You can't go be great and stay the same and

1362
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:28,479
Speaker 1: not be willing to change. I ain't changing. Oh well, bro,

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01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:31,080
Speaker 1: you you you what? What do you mean? You're not

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01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:36,240
Speaker 1: changing this? I am no man. Growth requires that you change.

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01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,599
Speaker 1: Last one. You have to leave if you want to grow.

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01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,120
Speaker 1: I had to leave Cleveland to go become who I am.

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01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:47,800
Speaker 1: You may have to leave your city. You may have

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01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:50,439
Speaker 1: to leave your situation. You may have to leave your

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01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:54,400
Speaker 1: your town, your job, You may have to leave a relationship.

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01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:56,639
Speaker 1: But You're gonna have to leave something. If you want

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01:36:56,680 --> 01:37:00,559
Speaker 1: to grow, you ain't gonna growing hold on everything. That's

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01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:03,280
Speaker 1: not what those are. My closing bos thinks about it.

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01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:08,160
Speaker 1: Make a move, Make a move, have yourself a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: We dropped this moss. For all Steve Harvey contests. No

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01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:16,080
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:19,640
Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:23,679
Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.