WEBVTT - Ep2: Threesomes 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:13.840 Nig screeping sleeping. Say go catch just sleeping sleeping? Right, Okay, 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:15.840 I'll try to pause it so like I can catch 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.160 you singing. It's fine though. That is our song. By 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:22.200 the way, if you guys have not, please download um 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.239 childish camp Cups. I've been listening to it for like 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:26.800 and when I watched Get Out, I never heard stay 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.200 Awoke until we were sitting in theater and it was like, 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.440 it's now my anthem every morning I go to work. Anyways, guys, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.760 welcome to episode two of Horrible Decisions. Except the ironic 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.200 part about this is we're talking about the number three today. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:48.000 Um my name is and oh ship Paul's that it's Mandy. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:53.640 We could yeah that w ts uh And this episode 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.720 is all about three stoms. By the way, I feel 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.480 like I'm glowing because I got sucked last night, and 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.000 I feel like everybody that walk about me today knows 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:06.000 it's lucky. You lucky. I'm feeling really good, like I 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.039 maybe showered, baby didn't Oh is that how you feel? 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.080 Why do you want you just come in and share 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.920 anything with me tonight? Because it was two people? Wait 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.080 was this in your bed? No? Okay, as long as 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:19.600 you don't host, Like, I don't know if I can 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.319 get into the hosting thing when I'm all on time 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.560 kidding me what I do, but one person I don't. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.720 I'm not taking two people on in my household. Anyways. Anyways, 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:32.200 before we get into what happened last night, UM, I'm 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.399 curious as to how your week went. Um. I don't 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.360 know if everyone knows or follows you on social media, 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.880 but you just got back from Cuba. I don't know 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:43.480 if that's Cuban. Uh. Oh my god, I feel like 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.920 I haven't seen you actually since we last recorded. So yeah, 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.400 my birthday was Friday, St. Patrick's Day. It's very hard 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.240 to forget gifts. You can send a wheezy WTF with 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:55.160 the square cash the bowl. Um. Anyway, so for my birthday, 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.920 I told you I really wanted to instead of give, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.920 or instead of get to give a really extravagant birthday. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:05.200 Last year it was like, fucking is Bourgeoise. It could 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.640 be ultra weekend in a private jet. It was just 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:11.000 super extra. And so this year I've just felt really 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.400 accomplished with work and like really grateful for a lot 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.720 of things. So I just wanted to get so fucking 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:20.680 sweet thank you spots can be sweet. So I went 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:24.000 to Cuba. My friends joined me. We packed like bags 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.000 and bags of clothes to take to locals and stuff 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:32.840 like that. Um. We bought um school supplies, paper, UM pencils, candy. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.040 Apparently they have like a huge dental health problem, so 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.680 candy is really hard to find. Um, so you aid 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:43.320 in their dental health issues by bringing candy. I don't 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.600 know if that was okay. I guess it was the 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.040 thought that counts, just because HIV is widespread and it 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.600 will stop me from broking Knight and he's got us. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.079 So we get there and it was just super humbling. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.960 We had a cool airbnb. Um. It's funny because it 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:58.679 was like almost one of the most expensive ones you 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.120 can get and it was still shitty. So super. My 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.520 friend Taylor just went there and she was super like, Okay, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.960 there's no WiFi. The food was she was like super, 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.720 So let me tell you a little bit. I'll try 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.280 to make it quick because we you know, who wants 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:12.520 to hear about this ship when you can talk about 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.280 three stomes. Um. So anyway we get in, I'm like, okay, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:16.919 this is cool, Like I knew what I was getting into, 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.359 except when he said, okay, if you have to take 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.720 a shade too, if they put their paper in the 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.000 trash can, we don't the pipes is betty old, Okay, 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:30.920 don't flash the toilet please, And I was like, and 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:34.240 you never know how humbling experiences when you're on vacation 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.200 on your birthday and you have to literally take a 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.640 bucket to dump in a toilet to flush. It's so funny. Yeah, 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.400 we actually had to do that in Florida when there 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.360 was Hurricane Yes, and you put the and you put 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.560 in the bathtub. So um. I won't get too much 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:49.800 into the donating because I always hate when people do 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.920 because I feel like sometimes it's gloating on your good deeds. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.600 But I did have a really sweet moment where the 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.840 lady who was cleaning the house kind of she kind 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.240 of saw we had a lot of stuff and she 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:59.760 was looking at me. She spoke no English, and I'm 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.880 like to oh, look, and it was a huge garbage 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.160 bag of clothes I brought and she's like yeah, see, 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.760 see see, and like she opens this bag like she 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:10.320 just got a fucking gift card to Bloomingdale. She's trying 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.920 all my clothes on. She's so excited, and she gave 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.760 me like a hug that was so sweet. And then 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.120 the next day she's making us breakfast and she's wearing 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.440 my clothes and it was so cool, like just to 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.720 feel that and like it just it was awesome. I 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:26.360 want to act like a total saying I got really 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.640 fucked up. I'm sure you did. I was about to say, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.440 oh my god, they're gonna think you're fucking saying in 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.480 this bitch, and I just wanted to do something nice, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.760 you know, But I felt really good. I really want 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.720 to keep this up, and I appreciate my friends dealing 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:42.280 with my humanitarian bullshit. So um, oh the food. Let 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:43.560 me just tell you about the food in Cuba. So 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.599 if for anybody they wants to go, wait, let me 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.720 ask you real quick. Cuban sandwiches. Is that a Miami thing? 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:53.920 Or did you have a Cuban sandwich? Okay? So here, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:55.880 I am like, oh my god, we're dating and we're 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.480 gonna go hear me, right, So we look at the 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.200 menu and we're sitting in there be this hold on me. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.440 So they got chicken. I'm like, oh my god, cubad chicken. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.000 So I'm like, oh, we'll take the chicken. She's like no. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.800 I was like, okay, well then I'll do the friedge No, um, 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.880 let me just do the chicken this baton, No, okay, 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:19.400 what about the only park? So we soon find out that, like, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:24.720 it's very scarce to find other animals here like chicken. Yeah. So, Enoch, 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.279 it's hilarious. My my one of my best friends. I 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.839 used to live with them. Enox is motherfucking vegetarian. As 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.240 we get to the beach, hilarious. So he ordered the 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.479 cheese sandwich. The guy comes out with a ham sandwich 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.159 and he's like, oh no, no, no, so okay. So 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.480 and the guy's like, well, we don't have it. So 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.400 do you know what you might be a vegetarian. You 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.400 gotta do what you gotta do. One a month. I 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.599 gotta eat it. And I'm looking at Enoch him like, 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:49.120 don't do it, dude, don't do it. And he's like, 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.719 I mean, I don't have a choice, and he was 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.200 looking at me, and I felt so bad for him. 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:54.520 I'm like, are you okay? And he's like, I mean, 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.920 this entire trip, I'm having a great time, but I'm 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.919 not hungry. But I'm also not full. Because if you 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.600 don't eat rice and mean like, yeah, my my friend 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.520 had the same issue. How was your week? My week? 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.800 Oh my god, Um, I had mid terms and I've 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.599 been working like this week, I'm working fifty hours. Jesus Christ. 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:18.400 My life is not exciting and I literally want nobody 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.240 in my bed unless you're gonna cuddle. And for whatever reason, 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.000 everything I was actually just going to talk about how 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:30.679 seriously though, so I wanted to cuddle. Like this guy 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.559 that I've had sex with before, he was like super 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.440 hare me up, trying to come over, and I was like, um, 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.960 I actually have to tell you, like especially because this 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.000 dick is so far as. I was like, listen, if 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:44.480 you're not gonna cuddle, what you don't, I'm cool. You 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.880 ain't gonna be in my bed. Um So I said, 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.040 I'm just gonna turn on porn and go to sleep. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.919 And that's pretty much all I've done all week. And 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.839 I can't even find There was no weeky and cool 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.600 like think of things like in my head. Um, oh god, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:05.599 I'm ready. I'm ready. Anyways, I think we're doing something 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.520 different and let me let me get this call to him. Mom, 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.600 you're on air and we gotta hang up, right, We're 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:17.440 talking about sex. I wonderful. Okay, bye, Her mom is hilarious, guys, 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.760 Oh my god, how wonderful. First of let me just 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.800 start by saying, my mom is black, and the hilarious 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:26.240 thing is she's never fucked a black dude. Oh my god, Jesus. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:27.960 And at one point in my life I never sucked 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.320 a white guy. Well I've never sucked a white guy still, 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.600 but that's another I guess we can talk about that later. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.840 So anyways, I want, I'm curious and I'm actually excited. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.239 So this week for Kink of the Week, we're actually 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.640 not going to do one kink and explain it. I 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.120 am just kind of round off some disgusting words and 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.960 see if you know them, because I'm not gonna like 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.560 this is pretty wps. But okay, let's go. All right, 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:57.080 I'm gonna try to go quick. Rusty trombone, a musty dick. No, okay, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:04.080 donkey Punch's thing. No wait, hold on the engineer and 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.360 here is giving us the nods and like headshakes, like 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:12.240 he knows. You know what the stuff is. You make 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.400 the sound for that, you know what this is? This 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.880 is fate? Wait? Wait, how do I not know anything? 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:23.440 A t m as to his mouth, thinks keep middle word, 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:30.360 keep going as I don't fucking know asked to mouth close? 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.000 What a no? What's what's asked to out of your ass? 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:36.880 And they put it in your mid Oh? How no? 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.520 Oh my god? No? And I just yes, bitch, I 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.880 do I do have some limits there, thank you? Okay, 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:50.960 salad tossing, Oh looking as okay, superman? What when he's 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.240 like in you? I just want to see that pearl necklace. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.959 Oh when he fucking Jesus on your chest? Yes? Spit roast, 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.560 Oh god, I don't know that one think a bit roast. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.800 Just think of a chicken on a spit roast. What 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.880 do you think you give a piece of meat roasting? Okay, 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.840 it's spinning. I don't know. Oh wait, you spit on 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:17.720 the dick. God, let's go through. Okay, guys, clearly I 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.160 just got an f and I'm nasty. But this is 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.760 clearly WPS because maybe in black people world we don't 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.480 say those types of stuff. So let's see if I 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.240 can maybe say the black versions of what the hill 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:31.840 this ship is? Rusty trembo and an act perform on 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:37.880 a male, specifically a combination of analingus where you simultaneously 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.520 reach around to masturbate the recipient, so you look their 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.720 ass and jerk them off at the same time. Donkey 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.040 punches when you punch someone in the head during doggy 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.520 style sex because people are horrible and no one who 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:53.200 the fuck wants Jesus dirty Sanchez. It's wait you you 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.080 definitely didn't ask me what the dirty Sanchez was. I didn't. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.199 I don't know what a dirty sanchez is. So a 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.280 t M A smell. I know that one salad tossing 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.280 like you got that right ass eating. Let me ask 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.839 you real quick about the ass eating you eat or 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.400 just get your ass eight? Are you gonna talk about 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:13.439 last night or not? Okay, okay, okay, Wait your fucking turn, bitch. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.000 Go what's the other one? What's up to him? Jack? 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.440 I had so much for your work, Supermanning. I swear 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.559 to God. I'm reading this verbatim from Google. You may 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.280 remember this from Soldier Boys. It's when you're having sex 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.480 from behind on that hoe. In quotation marks, the guy 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.880 ejaculates on his partner's upper back without warning. Satisfied, the 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.560 partner rolls onto their back and falls asleep. They awake 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.400 to find the stemens dried adhering the sheets to their back, like, 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:42.880 oh my god, I can pearl necklace. You got it right, 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.640 ejaculating on the chest in a way that recalls and 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:51.520 recoils an elegant pearl necklace. They spit roast the recent 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.679 position where one person is bent over at the waist 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:58.880 and giving the other person oral sex. That that's awesome. Hey, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.280 I'm guessing you did some roasting. I can't wait to 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.160 show you. I almost saying of these pictures, but like, 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:07.400 I can't wait to just get your reaction live. They 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.880 are so fucking goody and I swear to God if 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.320 I didn't have a real job. So I do want 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.319 to let you guys know when she has these encounters, 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.199 these threesomes, these twosomes, these whatever the funk she has, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:23.079 she um sends me photos of them and they're very artsy. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.600 You can tell she's dealing with white people because they're 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:29.400 just like she puts them in black and white. Well 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.120 you sent well the one you sent me of the 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.319 girl and the guy, listen, it was black and white. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.080 It looked like it came from a art gallery. I said, listen, 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.559 my ship, my things be sending me some freaky as ship. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.760 But they don't be looking at artsy and beautiful. It 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:45.040 looks like it looks like they're screenshots from that show 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.160 Bliss that used to come on Oxygen back in the 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.079 day that was like soft porn. Anyways, Um, I guess 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:55.720 she's so anty to tell this story. So this week 0:11:55.840 --> 0:12:01.120 it's just so decision Okay, guys, horrible decision is from 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.240 this whore. She made the horrible decision, and I guess 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.640 it was a decision she will make again. By the 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:10.560 sounds of it, this was so pregnant. I'm going, oh 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:16.400 my god, she's so happy you're not. Please please no pregnancy. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:20.400 I'm done with you. Okay. Anyways, Um, I guess, as 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.120 all of us want to hear at this point, your 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.440 story about your threesome that you had last night. Gosh, 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:29.320 how awesome is your life? Like, please explain where you 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:33.880 met the people, how it came about, and how it was. Okay, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.480 now I'm embarrassed. I'm so fucking hype. Like it's just 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.080 her and I, Like we were just in a groove 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.040 chat texting about it. So I'm just so excited. So 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.520 this is um from real background? Um, is this the 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:53.560 same girl? And I met oh new girl. Okay, so 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.240 I met her on tender. I'm really really into her 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.960 and her and I have been like so we were 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.839 together alone, it was great, and then we've kind of 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:06.199 been exploring the idea of sleeping with a guy. But 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.360 what's cooler about it is her and I are a 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.520 little you know, Santhia but whatever, and we were talking 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.840 about what would be like to have a boyfriend. And 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:16.400 I've been really into this idea of managata dating right 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.520 where I just really don't want it to strictly be 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.280 sex because I mean, if we really wanted to do 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:22.559 it could be anybody. But you know, I want to 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.840 go to dinner with someone and enjoy having this three 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.600 way relationship. So I knew this guy, this is one 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:34.079 of my dumb and yeah, he's uh, he's really fun, 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:38.079 late thirties, great apartment, one of those apartments you walk 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.400 in it makes you feel like a grown up. It 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:41.959 was in the West Village and he's super cool. I 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.440 really like him. So, um, I gave him a call 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.040 or a text and I'm like, hey, I kind of 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.520 told him what was going on. Like, I met this girl. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.440 She's great. It's beautiful and smart and I want to 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.679 know if you'd be interested in dating two girls at 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.560 the same time. Who would say no to that? See, 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.599 but no, it's not just fucking like I'm trying to 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:03.080 day eight. I mean, don't you're just making the threesome 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.000 thing whole. It's just complicated at this point with you. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.199 But okay, I get it. Go ahead. I want to 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.040 use the word polyamory, but not on something like definitely 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.360 on some polyamory, like but you basically want a girlfriend 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.640 and a boyfriend and you all date each other. Like, yeah, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.080 so you're polyamorous at this point. Go ahead. I feel 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.560 like it's a polyamorous whore who still has sex outside 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:24.000 of the polyamorous relationship people do anyway. So we were 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.680 all trying to meet up, but she was actually in 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.720 Cuba the week before me and then I went to 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.120 Cuba for her. So the only time for them to 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:31.960 really meet up, because we were all so anxious, was 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.320 the weekend I was gone, and I was really into 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.280 this idea, and like you said, and even my mom 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.480 was like, what what if they sleep together behind your back? 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.480 And what if they fell in love? And what if 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.000 this happens? And I'm like, look like this is what 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.080 I want. I want them to me. I want them 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.080 to think about me, talk about me during sex all 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.400 the way, and me fantasize about it like that part 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.440 got me off so much. So Saturday night, I ain't 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.600 got no motherfucking WiFi and cuban bra and I'm dying 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:01.680 and I'm just looking at these texts like you know s, 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.720 I'm like shit. So finally I get drunk enough said 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.880 I'm like, you know what, let's make it happen. So 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.680 I texted them, like, how's it going, She writes me back, 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.560 I can't remember stold me she was cute or whatever. 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.560 And now they're both texting me from her phone. I'm like, 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:19.200 you should kiss her, and so it does like they're 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.040 talking about it. They're talking about me, and they're thinking 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:22.400 about me. You wish I was there and it was 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.120 so freaking hot. So I wake up to this text 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.400 and she's like, we took a picture last night for you, bitch. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.840 I skipped breakfast. I'm walking like I want to go 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.960 with a two mile radius to the first hotel that 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:38.160 had wee fee. I am done fucking uploaded, and it's 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.320 this hot ass picture of like him and this is 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:44.360 the black and white photo that you saw, Yeah, and 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.440 it was just so fucking sexy. And I was like 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.880 so excited to get home. And I'm texting both them 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:51.880 like tell me all about it, and they're like, oh 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.960 my god, we were fucking and talking about what you 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:55.720 it would be like with you right there. We can't 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.560 wait to see you. And now I'm like so fucking stoked, right, 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.360 I'm like ready to leave, fucking cube. I'm sitting there 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.520 on the beach like, let's go. I got fucking to do. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:04.960 So last night it was night We're all supposed to 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.360 meet up, and I'm talking about this ship all fucking 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.360 we I'm talking. She has been talking about this for 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.400 a long time, and I really liked the both of them, 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.120 you know, so she was super excited. So the sexy 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:23.600 lingerie on Snapchat and you definitely snap your little She 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:27.360 was ready. She likes to get into motherfucking character and 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.480 get in like linger e you Thank god I told you. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:34.760 I like that, bro, thank you. Yes. So anyway, so 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:36.720 I'm all hyped up, right, I get on the train 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.720 into the West Village and I swear to god, I 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.560 thought I was going to throw up. I started getting 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.160 completely nervous so right as I'm feeling that way, she 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.640 texts me and she's like, why am I so nervous? 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.800 Why why am I so nervous to kiss you? I'm 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.160 freaking out, And I'm like, I'm freaking out. So I 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.040 opened the door. She's not there, and then I'm even 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.480 more nervous, and I'm like, pour me a drink, help me, 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.040 like I can't be yes, and I'm like, I feel 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.680 really sick. I feel like I'm gonna throw up nervous. 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.600 He's like, calm down, so he makes me a drink. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.360 She comes in. We can us. We're all sitting down 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.640 literally at the dinner table, just catching up. I cannot 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:12.120 shut the funk up. I already talked too much, bro, 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.520 Like I don't know if I took a breath, Like 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:18.119 I couldn't stop talking. I was so nervous, and to 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.400 draw up my pussy. Thank god it ain't dry house. 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.080 That's probably why you ended up putting his dick in 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:25.399 my mouth, probably to shut your ass the funk up. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:27.399 It was so mad, dude, And like I knew I 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.840 was talking too much, and I just couldn't stop, and 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:31.560 I was so nervous. So we get to the couch 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.720 and I had just left the gym, so I can't 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.399 remember how it happened, but I was telling her like, 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.760 my legs hurt, my ass here really bad, and so 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:42.960 I'm landing leaning across the both of them. They're both 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:47.800 sitting on the couch and I'm like, oh my god, dude, 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.760 it so hard. I have to show you the picture 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:53.359 that cute little intro. Right, look at this. You gotta 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:57.199 describe what you're looking at. Okay, guys. So she's like, oh, 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:59.000 at this point, you didn't even have clothes on. You 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.879 can you stop swipe? No, I'm definitely going to be swiping. 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:08.000 Let me that's cute. So's it's a medium's media mass. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.719 So anyway that starts happening, and my face is kind 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.520 of like in his crotch. The next thing, you know, 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:16.639 I'm you know, I see and then you guys are 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:18.800 making So the funny part about it is we her 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:21.520 and I got so wasted that we both kept having 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:23.720 a pee. So we keep taking these turns. There's like 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:25.480 a dick in my mouth and she's like, oh, I'll 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.440 be right back. She used to be. Then the second 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:29.159 she comes back and like, oh, I gotta go and 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:32.480 it's just like this three sim starting awful. But next 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:35.320 thing you know, she takes her clothes off and she 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:40.520 has this hot like a lace almost matching lingerie set 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:44.800 with She's super sexy because sometimes I feel like very tomboyish, 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:46.840 and she's just so feminine and I love it. So 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:50.119 she lays down and he's kind of just watching us 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.400 at this point, right and her and I are kissing, 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:56.080 and I'm like super excited because I've been thinking about 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:57.359 this all week and all I want to do is 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.800 go down on her. And it was so I'm not 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.959 gonna lie, like, I know you had a girlfriend when 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:05.320 you lived in Orlando, but I didn't know you ate 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:07.560 pussy in real life. You just don't look like a 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:09.200 pussy eat or did you think I do this? I 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:11.520 don't know. I know you sucked it clearly, but I 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:15.399 definitely didn't think you were really enjoy it. So I 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.359 started doing it, and I see she was sitting on 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.560 your face and feel a photo by the way, No no, no, 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:23.320 she's sitting if you look like sitting up. He's above her. 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:28.760 She's is eating her pussy. It was so good, really cool. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:32.200 So again it looks like art. Guys, this photo looks 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:36.200 like art gallery. He was good for I could have 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.159 been a day job. But then again, we would have 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.080 been sucking in a small apartment in Brooklyn if that 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:43.480 was the truth. So anyway, so I'm going down on 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.360 her and he's like totally narrating and it's so hot. 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.240 He's like a fuck, oh wow, she could eat some 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:52.639 pussy on and I'm like thank you, looking up with 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.440 my glazed face and U it was fucking awesome. So 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:59.680 we get upstairs and I don't even know where to start, 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:02.560 like her and I think we're so into it, like 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:05.000 there and him it just sucked on Saturday, right, So 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:07.000 like we're just we can't get our hands off of 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.760 each other, and it's super sensual, and so he starts 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:13.400 sucking me first. I'm bent over. So at any point 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:17.480 during this did you find yourself getting jealous? Did you like? 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:20.560 It's and that's because you basically wanted both of them? 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:24.119