Speaker 1: Nig screeping sleeping. Say go catch just sleeping sleeping? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try to pause it so like I can catch
Speaker 1: you singing. It's fine though. That is our song. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you guys have not, please download um
Speaker 1: childish camp Cups. I've been listening to it for like
Speaker 1: and when I watched Get Out, I never heard stay
Speaker 1: Awoke until we were sitting in theater and it was like,
Speaker 1: it's now my anthem every morning I go to work. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to episode two of Horrible Decisions. Except the ironic
Speaker 1: part about this is we're talking about the number three today.
Speaker 1: Um my name is and oh ship Paul's that it's Mandy.
Speaker 1: We could yeah that w ts uh And this episode
Speaker 1: is all about three stoms. By the way, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm glowing because I got sucked last night, and
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody that walk about me today knows
Speaker 1: it's lucky. You lucky. I'm feeling really good, like I
Speaker 1: maybe showered, baby didn't Oh is that how you feel?
Speaker 1: Why do you want you just come in and share
Speaker 1: anything with me tonight? Because it was two people? Wait
Speaker 1: was this in your bed? No? Okay, as long as
Speaker 1: you don't host, Like, I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: get into the hosting thing when I'm all on time
Speaker 1: kidding me what I do, but one person I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking two people on in my household. Anyways. Anyways,
Speaker 1: before we get into what happened last night, UM, I'm
Speaker 1: curious as to how your week went. Um. I don't
Speaker 1: know if everyone knows or follows you on social media,
Speaker 1: but you just got back from Cuba. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's Cuban. Uh. Oh my god, I feel like
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you actually since we last recorded. So yeah,
Speaker 1: my birthday was Friday, St. Patrick's Day. It's very hard
Speaker 1: to forget gifts. You can send a wheezy WTF with
Speaker 1: the square cash the bowl. Um. Anyway, so for my birthday,
Speaker 1: I told you I really wanted to instead of give,
Speaker 1: or instead of get to give a really extravagant birthday.
Speaker 1: Last year it was like, fucking is Bourgeoise. It could
Speaker 1: be ultra weekend in a private jet. It was just
Speaker 1: super extra. And so this year I've just felt really
Speaker 1: accomplished with work and like really grateful for a lot
Speaker 1: of things. So I just wanted to get so fucking
Speaker 1: sweet thank you spots can be sweet. So I went
Speaker 1: to Cuba. My friends joined me. We packed like bags
Speaker 1: and bags of clothes to take to locals and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Um. We bought um school supplies, paper, UM pencils, candy.
Speaker 1: Apparently they have like a huge dental health problem, so
Speaker 1: candy is really hard to find. Um, so you aid
Speaker 1: in their dental health issues by bringing candy. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that was okay. I guess it was the
Speaker 1: thought that counts, just because HIV is widespread and it
Speaker 1: will stop me from broking Knight and he's got us.
Speaker 1: So we get there and it was just super humbling.
Speaker 1: We had a cool airbnb. Um. It's funny because it
Speaker 1: was like almost one of the most expensive ones you
Speaker 1: can get and it was still shitty. So super. My
Speaker 1: friend Taylor just went there and she was super like, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no WiFi. The food was she was like super,
Speaker 1: So let me tell you a little bit. I'll try
Speaker 1: to make it quick because we you know, who wants
Speaker 1: to hear about this ship when you can talk about
Speaker 1: three stomes. Um. So anyway we get in, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is cool, Like I knew what I was getting into,
Speaker 1: except when he said, okay, if you have to take
Speaker 1: a shade too, if they put their paper in the
Speaker 1: trash can, we don't the pipes is betty old, Okay,
Speaker 1: don't flash the toilet please, And I was like, and
Speaker 1: you never know how humbling experiences when you're on vacation
Speaker 1: on your birthday and you have to literally take a
Speaker 1: bucket to dump in a toilet to flush. It's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we actually had to do that in Florida when there
Speaker 1: was Hurricane Yes, and you put the and you put
Speaker 1: in the bathtub. So um. I won't get too much
Speaker 1: into the donating because I always hate when people do
Speaker 1: because I feel like sometimes it's gloating on your good deeds.
Speaker 1: But I did have a really sweet moment where the
Speaker 1: lady who was cleaning the house kind of she kind
Speaker 1: of saw we had a lot of stuff and she
Speaker 1: was looking at me. She spoke no English, and I'm
Speaker 1: like to oh, look, and it was a huge garbage
Speaker 1: bag of clothes I brought and she's like yeah, see,
Speaker 1: see see, and like she opens this bag like she
Speaker 1: just got a fucking gift card to Bloomingdale. She's trying
Speaker 1: all my clothes on. She's so excited, and she gave
Speaker 1: me like a hug that was so sweet. And then
Speaker 1: the next day she's making us breakfast and she's wearing
Speaker 1: my clothes and it was so cool, like just to
Speaker 1: feel that and like it just it was awesome. I
Speaker 1: want to act like a total saying I got really
Speaker 1: fucked up. I'm sure you did. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're gonna think you're fucking saying in
Speaker 1: this bitch, and I just wanted to do something nice,
Speaker 1: you know, But I felt really good. I really want
Speaker 1: to keep this up, and I appreciate my friends dealing
Speaker 1: with my humanitarian bullshit. So um, oh the food. Let
Speaker 1: me just tell you about the food in Cuba. So
Speaker 1: if for anybody they wants to go, wait, let me
Speaker 1: ask you real quick. Cuban sandwiches. Is that a Miami thing?
Speaker 1: Or did you have a Cuban sandwich? Okay? So here,
Speaker 1: I am like, oh my god, we're dating and we're
Speaker 1: gonna go hear me, right, So we look at the
Speaker 1: menu and we're sitting in there be this hold on me.
Speaker 1: So they got chicken. I'm like, oh my god, cubad chicken.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, we'll take the chicken. She's like no.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well then I'll do the friedge No, um,
Speaker 1: let me just do the chicken this baton, No, okay,
Speaker 1: what about the only park? So we soon find out that, like,
Speaker 1: it's very scarce to find other animals here like chicken. Yeah. So, Enoch,
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. My my one of my best friends. I
Speaker 1: used to live with them. Enox is motherfucking vegetarian. As
Speaker 1: we get to the beach, hilarious. So he ordered the
Speaker 1: cheese sandwich. The guy comes out with a ham sandwich
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh no, no, no, so okay. So
Speaker 1: and the guy's like, well, we don't have it. So
Speaker 1: do you know what you might be a vegetarian. You
Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do. One a month. I
Speaker 1: gotta eat it. And I'm looking at Enoch him like,
Speaker 1: don't do it, dude, don't do it. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have a choice, and he was
Speaker 1: looking at me, and I felt so bad for him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you okay? And he's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: this entire trip, I'm having a great time, but I'm
Speaker 1: not hungry. But I'm also not full. Because if you
Speaker 1: don't eat rice and mean like, yeah, my my friend
Speaker 1: had the same issue. How was your week? My week?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Um, I had mid terms and I've
Speaker 1: been working like this week, I'm working fifty hours. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: My life is not exciting and I literally want nobody
Speaker 1: in my bed unless you're gonna cuddle. And for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: everything I was actually just going to talk about how
Speaker 1: seriously though, so I wanted to cuddle. Like this guy
Speaker 1: that I've had sex with before, he was like super
Speaker 1: hare me up, trying to come over, and I was like, um,
Speaker 1: I actually have to tell you, like especially because this
Speaker 1: dick is so far as. I was like, listen, if
Speaker 1: you're not gonna cuddle, what you don't, I'm cool. You
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be in my bed. Um So I said,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna turn on porn and go to sleep.
Speaker 1: And that's pretty much all I've done all week. And
Speaker 1: I can't even find There was no weeky and cool
Speaker 1: like think of things like in my head. Um, oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready. Anyways, I think we're doing something
Speaker 1: different and let me let me get this call to him. Mom,
Speaker 1: you're on air and we gotta hang up, right, We're
Speaker 1: talking about sex. I wonderful. Okay, bye, Her mom is hilarious, guys,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how wonderful. First of let me just
Speaker 1: start by saying, my mom is black, and the hilarious
Speaker 1: thing is she's never fucked a black dude. Oh my god, Jesus.
Speaker 1: And at one point in my life I never sucked
Speaker 1: a white guy. Well I've never sucked a white guy still,
Speaker 1: but that's another I guess we can talk about that later.
Speaker 1: So anyways, I want, I'm curious and I'm actually excited.
Speaker 1: So this week for Kink of the Week, we're actually
Speaker 1: not going to do one kink and explain it. I
Speaker 1: am just kind of round off some disgusting words and
Speaker 1: see if you know them, because I'm not gonna like
Speaker 1: this is pretty wps. But okay, let's go. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to go quick. Rusty trombone, a musty dick. No, okay,
Speaker 1: donkey Punch's thing. No wait, hold on the engineer and
Speaker 1: here is giving us the nods and like headshakes, like
Speaker 1: he knows. You know what the stuff is. You make
Speaker 1: the sound for that, you know what this is? This
Speaker 1: is fate? Wait? Wait, how do I not know anything?
Speaker 1: A t m as to his mouth, thinks keep middle word,
Speaker 1: keep going as I don't fucking know asked to mouth close?
Speaker 1: What a no? What's what's asked to out of your ass?
Speaker 1: And they put it in your mid Oh? How no?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No? And I just yes, bitch, I
Speaker 1: do I do have some limits there, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: salad tossing, Oh looking as okay, superman? What when he's
Speaker 1: like in you? I just want to see that pearl necklace.
Speaker 1: Oh when he fucking Jesus on your chest? Yes? Spit roast,
Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know that one think a bit roast.
Speaker 1: Just think of a chicken on a spit roast. What
Speaker 1: do you think you give a piece of meat roasting? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's spinning. I don't know. Oh wait, you spit on
Speaker 1: the dick. God, let's go through. Okay, guys, clearly I
Speaker 1: just got an f and I'm nasty. But this is
Speaker 1: clearly WPS because maybe in black people world we don't
Speaker 1: say those types of stuff. So let's see if I
Speaker 1: can maybe say the black versions of what the hill
Speaker 1: this ship is? Rusty trembo and an act perform on
Speaker 1: a male, specifically a combination of analingus where you simultaneously
Speaker 1: reach around to masturbate the recipient, so you look their
Speaker 1: ass and jerk them off at the same time. Donkey
Speaker 1: punches when you punch someone in the head during doggy
Speaker 1: style sex because people are horrible and no one who
Speaker 1: the fuck wants Jesus dirty Sanchez. It's wait you you
Speaker 1: definitely didn't ask me what the dirty Sanchez was. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a dirty sanchez is. So a
Speaker 1: t M A smell. I know that one salad tossing
Speaker 1: like you got that right ass eating. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you real quick about the ass eating you eat or
Speaker 1: just get your ass eight? Are you gonna talk about
Speaker 1: last night or not? Okay, okay, okay, Wait your fucking turn, bitch.
Speaker 1: Go what's the other one? What's up to him? Jack?
Speaker 1: I had so much for your work, Supermanning. I swear
Speaker 1: to God. I'm reading this verbatim from Google. You may
Speaker 1: remember this from Soldier Boys. It's when you're having sex
Speaker 1: from behind on that hoe. In quotation marks, the guy
Speaker 1: ejaculates on his partner's upper back without warning. Satisfied, the
Speaker 1: partner rolls onto their back and falls asleep. They awake
Speaker 1: to find the stemens dried adhering the sheets to their back, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can pearl necklace. You got it right,
Speaker 1: ejaculating on the chest in a way that recalls and
Speaker 1: recoils an elegant pearl necklace. They spit roast the recent
Speaker 1: position where one person is bent over at the waist
Speaker 1: and giving the other person oral sex. That that's awesome. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you did some roasting. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: show you. I almost saying of these pictures, but like,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to just get your reaction live. They
Speaker 1: are so fucking goody and I swear to God if
Speaker 1: I didn't have a real job. So I do want
Speaker 1: to let you guys know when she has these encounters,
Speaker 1: these threesomes, these twosomes, these whatever the funk she has,
Speaker 1: she um sends me photos of them and they're very artsy.
Speaker 1: You can tell she's dealing with white people because they're
Speaker 1: just like she puts them in black and white. Well
Speaker 1: you sent well the one you sent me of the
Speaker 1: girl and the guy, listen, it was black and white.
Speaker 1: It looked like it came from a art gallery. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: my ship, my things be sending me some freaky as ship.
Speaker 1: But they don't be looking at artsy and beautiful. It
Speaker 1: looks like it looks like they're screenshots from that show
Speaker 1: Bliss that used to come on Oxygen back in the
Speaker 1: day that was like soft porn. Anyways, Um, I guess
Speaker 1: she's so anty to tell this story. So this week
Speaker 1: it's just so decision Okay, guys, horrible decision is from
Speaker 1: this whore. She made the horrible decision, and I guess
Speaker 1: it was a decision she will make again. By the
Speaker 1: sounds of it, this was so pregnant. I'm going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's so happy you're not. Please please no pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I'm done with you. Okay. Anyways, Um, I guess, as
Speaker 1: all of us want to hear at this point, your
Speaker 1: story about your threesome that you had last night. Gosh,
Speaker 1: how awesome is your life? Like, please explain where you
Speaker 1: met the people, how it came about, and how it was. Okay,
Speaker 1: now I'm embarrassed. I'm so fucking hype. Like it's just
Speaker 1: her and I, Like we were just in a groove
Speaker 1: chat texting about it. So I'm just so excited. So
Speaker 1: this is um from real background? Um, is this the
Speaker 1: same girl? And I met oh new girl. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I met her on tender. I'm really really into her
Speaker 1: and her and I have been like so we were
Speaker 1: together alone, it was great, and then we've kind of
Speaker 1: been exploring the idea of sleeping with a guy. But
Speaker 1: what's cooler about it is her and I are a
Speaker 1: little you know, Santhia but whatever, and we were talking
Speaker 1: about what would be like to have a boyfriend. And
Speaker 1: I've been really into this idea of managata dating right
Speaker 1: where I just really don't want it to strictly be
Speaker 1: sex because I mean, if we really wanted to do
Speaker 1: it could be anybody. But you know, I want to
Speaker 1: go to dinner with someone and enjoy having this three
Speaker 1: way relationship. So I knew this guy, this is one
Speaker 1: of my dumb and yeah, he's uh, he's really fun,
Speaker 1: late thirties, great apartment, one of those apartments you walk
Speaker 1: in it makes you feel like a grown up. It
Speaker 1: was in the West Village and he's super cool. I
Speaker 1: really like him. So, um, I gave him a call
Speaker 1: or a text and I'm like, hey, I kind of
Speaker 1: told him what was going on. Like, I met this girl.
Speaker 1: She's great. It's beautiful and smart and I want to
Speaker 1: know if you'd be interested in dating two girls at
Speaker 1: the same time. Who would say no to that? See,
Speaker 1: but no, it's not just fucking like I'm trying to
Speaker 1: day eight. I mean, don't you're just making the threesome
Speaker 1: thing whole. It's just complicated at this point with you.
Speaker 1: But okay, I get it. Go ahead. I want to
Speaker 1: use the word polyamory, but not on something like definitely
Speaker 1: on some polyamory, like but you basically want a girlfriend
Speaker 1: and a boyfriend and you all date each other. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're polyamorous at this point. Go ahead. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a polyamorous whore who still has sex outside
Speaker 1: of the polyamorous relationship people do anyway. So we were
Speaker 1: all trying to meet up, but she was actually in
Speaker 1: Cuba the week before me and then I went to
Speaker 1: Cuba for her. So the only time for them to
Speaker 1: really meet up, because we were all so anxious, was
Speaker 1: the weekend I was gone, and I was really into
Speaker 1: this idea, and like you said, and even my mom
Speaker 1: was like, what what if they sleep together behind your back?
Speaker 1: And what if they fell in love? And what if
Speaker 1: this happens? And I'm like, look like this is what
Speaker 1: I want. I want them to me. I want them
Speaker 1: to think about me, talk about me during sex all
Speaker 1: the way, and me fantasize about it like that part
Speaker 1: got me off so much. So Saturday night, I ain't
Speaker 1: got no motherfucking WiFi and cuban bra and I'm dying
Speaker 1: and I'm just looking at these texts like you know s,
Speaker 1: I'm like shit. So finally I get drunk enough said
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, let's make it happen. So
Speaker 1: I texted them, like, how's it going, She writes me back,
Speaker 1: I can't remember stold me she was cute or whatever.
Speaker 1: And now they're both texting me from her phone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you should kiss her, and so it does like they're
Speaker 1: talking about it. They're talking about me, and they're thinking
Speaker 1: about me. You wish I was there and it was
Speaker 1: so freaking hot. So I wake up to this text
Speaker 1: and she's like, we took a picture last night for you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I skipped breakfast. I'm walking like I want to go
Speaker 1: with a two mile radius to the first hotel that
Speaker 1: had wee fee. I am done fucking uploaded, and it's
Speaker 1: this hot ass picture of like him and this is
Speaker 1: the black and white photo that you saw, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was just so fucking sexy. And I was like
Speaker 1: so excited to get home. And I'm texting both them
Speaker 1: like tell me all about it, and they're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we were fucking and talking about what you
Speaker 1: it would be like with you right there. We can't
Speaker 1: wait to see you. And now I'm like so fucking stoked, right,
Speaker 1: I'm like ready to leave, fucking cube. I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: on the beach like, let's go. I got fucking to do.
Speaker 1: So last night it was night We're all supposed to
Speaker 1: meet up, and I'm talking about this ship all fucking
Speaker 1: we I'm talking. She has been talking about this for
Speaker 1: a long time, and I really liked the both of them,
Speaker 1: you know, so she was super excited. So the sexy
Speaker 1: lingerie on Snapchat and you definitely snap your little She
Speaker 1: was ready. She likes to get into motherfucking character and
Speaker 1: get in like linger e you Thank god I told you.
Speaker 1: I like that, bro, thank you. Yes. So anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm all hyped up, right, I get on the train
Speaker 1: into the West Village and I swear to god, I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to throw up. I started getting
Speaker 1: completely nervous so right as I'm feeling that way, she
Speaker 1: texts me and she's like, why am I so nervous?
Speaker 1: Why why am I so nervous to kiss you? I'm
Speaker 1: freaking out, And I'm like, I'm freaking out. So I
Speaker 1: opened the door. She's not there, and then I'm even
Speaker 1: more nervous, and I'm like, pour me a drink, help me,
Speaker 1: like I can't be yes, and I'm like, I feel
Speaker 1: really sick. I feel like I'm gonna throw up nervous.
Speaker 1: He's like, calm down, so he makes me a drink.
Speaker 1: She comes in. We can us. We're all sitting down
Speaker 1: literally at the dinner table, just catching up. I cannot
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. I already talked too much, bro,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I took a breath, Like
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop talking. I was so nervous, and to
Speaker 1: draw up my pussy. Thank god it ain't dry house.
Speaker 1: That's probably why you ended up putting his dick in
Speaker 1: my mouth, probably to shut your ass the funk up.
Speaker 1: It was so mad, dude, And like I knew I
Speaker 1: was talking too much, and I just couldn't stop, and
Speaker 1: I was so nervous. So we get to the couch
Speaker 1: and I had just left the gym, so I can't
Speaker 1: remember how it happened, but I was telling her like,
Speaker 1: my legs hurt, my ass here really bad, and so
Speaker 1: I'm landing leaning across the both of them. They're both
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch and I'm like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: it so hard. I have to show you the picture
Speaker 1: that cute little intro. Right, look at this. You gotta
Speaker 1: describe what you're looking at. Okay, guys. So she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: at this point, you didn't even have clothes on. You
Speaker 1: can you stop swipe? No, I'm definitely going to be swiping.
Speaker 1: Let me that's cute. So's it's a medium's media mass.
Speaker 1: So anyway that starts happening, and my face is kind
Speaker 1: of like in his crotch. The next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I see and then you guys are
Speaker 1: making So the funny part about it is we her
Speaker 1: and I got so wasted that we both kept having
Speaker 1: a pee. So we keep taking these turns. There's like
Speaker 1: a dick in my mouth and she's like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: be right back. She used to be. Then the second
Speaker 1: she comes back and like, oh, I gotta go and
Speaker 1: it's just like this three sim starting awful. But next
Speaker 1: thing you know, she takes her clothes off and she
Speaker 1: has this hot like a lace almost matching lingerie set
Speaker 1: with She's super sexy because sometimes I feel like very tomboyish,
Speaker 1: and she's just so feminine and I love it. So
Speaker 1: she lays down and he's kind of just watching us
Speaker 1: at this point, right and her and I are kissing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like super excited because I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: this all week and all I want to do is
Speaker 1: go down on her. And it was so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie, like, I know you had a girlfriend when
Speaker 1: you lived in Orlando, but I didn't know you ate
Speaker 1: pussy in real life. You just don't look like a
Speaker 1: pussy eat or did you think I do this? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I know you sucked it clearly, but I
Speaker 1: definitely didn't think you were really enjoy it. So I
Speaker 1: started doing it, and I see she was sitting on
Speaker 1: your face and feel a photo by the way, No no, no,
Speaker 1: she's sitting if you look like sitting up. He's above her.
Speaker 1: She's is eating her pussy. It was so good, really cool.
Speaker 1: So again it looks like art. Guys, this photo looks
Speaker 1: like art gallery. He was good for I could have
Speaker 1: been a day job. But then again, we would have
Speaker 1: been sucking in a small apartment in Brooklyn if that
Speaker 1: was the truth. So anyway, so I'm going down on
Speaker 1: her and he's like totally narrating and it's so hot.
Speaker 1: He's like a fuck, oh wow, she could eat some
Speaker 1: pussy on and I'm like thank you, looking up with
Speaker 1: my glazed face and U it was fucking awesome. So
Speaker 1: we get upstairs and I don't even know where to start,
Speaker 1: like her and I think we're so into it, like
Speaker 1: there and him it just sucked on Saturday, right, So
Speaker 1: like we're just we can't get our hands off of
Speaker 1: each other, and it's super sensual, and so he starts
Speaker 1: sucking me first. I'm bent over. So at any point
Speaker 1: during this did you find yourself getting jealous? Did you like?
Speaker 1: It's and that's because you basically wanted both of them?
Speaker 1: I literally when they were that's how much like I
Speaker 1: realized I enjoyed watching to the point when the second
Speaker 1: it was done, I was like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm totally into watching. I'm a total voyeur. Like I
Speaker 1: didn't even think that I liked it that much. It
Speaker 1: was amazing to like watch people having sex while she's
Speaker 1: like leaning on me, not even going down me, just
Speaker 1: like you know, I can hear her moaning she's grabbing
Speaker 1: me because it's so good. Like that ship was so
Speaker 1: fucking hot. I could do that every day. See, And
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it really is. But you've trained
Speaker 1: yourself psychologically to be turned on and aroused by that, UM,
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's kind of why you had
Speaker 1: as much fun as you did. I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: I mean I've had great threesomes, um, but they've never
Speaker 1: been planned out like that. Like they're never ever planned out.
Speaker 1: So this was really cool. You know, you're sitting down
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, I'm sucking two people.
Speaker 1: See how part of this is Like normally threesomes happened.
Speaker 1: You know, you meet someone, you go home, you funk.
Speaker 1: It's really wild. This was so sexy to me because
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, all this flirting is going on,
Speaker 1: you having drinking, but it's not this Like it was
Speaker 1: just so adult is I can't explain it now. It
Speaker 1: sounded really ADULTA well you know what this is. I
Speaker 1: actually one of our readers, um, we told them that
Speaker 1: we were going to be talking about threesomes this week,
Speaker 1: and you and me are clearly very UM experience when
Speaker 1: it comes to threesomes. UM. Again, I've had my share
Speaker 1: fair share UM any type of three sesom you can imagine.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I'm going to get into this UM question
Speaker 1: that was asked us only skimmed it so totally also
Speaker 1: before I read it. If you guys want us to
Speaker 1: answer your question ends on air, UM, feel free to
Speaker 1: email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com and
Speaker 1: one of us will skim it and you may possibly
Speaker 1: get advice from Mandy and Weezy on air. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this is the question. So I'm planning a threesome for
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's birthday. We will be in d R, so
Speaker 1: I am thinking this would be the perfect opportunity because
Speaker 1: it'll be with someone we both choose. Does that mean
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a hooker? I'm not sure what that means.
Speaker 1: It says However, from previous stories, I hear that this
Speaker 1: doesn't always work out. So my question is, how did
Speaker 1: you decide on a threesome. I've never had anything with
Speaker 1: another female, period, so I'm just shy going into this.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll smack a big button, and I am
Speaker 1: attracted to females, but the only pussy I've tasted is
Speaker 1: my own. So how can I make this fun and
Speaker 1: not traumatic? Like? Do girls have tips? I know Wheezy
Speaker 1: told me one time that it's only good if both
Speaker 1: of them are into each other and not just hand
Speaker 1: slashed me. So should I like go on dates to
Speaker 1: see who the girl we pick will be? What are
Speaker 1: some dues and don't and should I be prepared for
Speaker 1: something else? Signed a friend listening to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: So I did give her advice? Um, she asked me.
Speaker 1: I was just really excited about a reason I had
Speaker 1: had with two people I really liked, and I was
Speaker 1: talking to her about it. It was a while ago,
Speaker 1: and I was telling her that from my experience with threesomes,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, I've been with men and then we
Speaker 1: found the girl right and then sometimes maybe she was
Speaker 1: into him, she really wants to fuck him, and she's
Speaker 1: not really like, you know, into me. And but it's
Speaker 1: been amazing when it's vice versa, When I like watching
Speaker 1: them kiss, when they like watching us kiss. When when
Speaker 1: you're not scared to go to the bathroom, because that
Speaker 1: bitch is what you're dude. I mean, I think it's
Speaker 1: also different too, because so your threesoms are definitely different
Speaker 1: from mine. Mine have never been planned out, um, like
Speaker 1: I want to say, we've kind of me and the
Speaker 1: guy have kind of planned it or the guy kind
Speaker 1: of you know, it's all been like different. So I
Speaker 1: would say, first off, this is one thing that I
Speaker 1: tell all guys with threesomes. First of all, don't just
Speaker 1: sit here and think you're gonna pick a front. Don't
Speaker 1: just sit here think you're gonna pick someone who looks
Speaker 1: good and coming from her story the fact that she's
Speaker 1: never been with a female before. I would not sign
Speaker 1: up for a threesome with a fucking virgin who hasn't
Speaker 1: like no pussy before because it's not going to be
Speaker 1: fun and enjoyable for me as a female. I don't
Speaker 1: think the girl that I saw up with had really
Speaker 1: been a girl. And to me, like most of the
Speaker 1: girls that I've had threesomes with um really be with
Speaker 1: girls or I've been with them by myself. And yeah,
Speaker 1: something sorting enough to have you when you had your
Speaker 1: first threesome, had you been with a girl alone, honestly, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my first time with a girl was a
Speaker 1: threesome with another girl. I think that's easier. Hey, wait,
Speaker 1: what my first time with a girl? It was when
Speaker 1: I lived in it I was eighteen, I know, I
Speaker 1: my first time with a girl. I was eighteen, and
Speaker 1: my roommate at the time she was bisexual. So we
Speaker 1: bought a girl threesomes the first time because we had
Speaker 1: both thought my home girl was cute and my homegirl
Speaker 1: have been with no girls. So we all went to
Speaker 1: the club. We went to the strip club. We had
Speaker 1: a great night, and she was spending the night at
Speaker 1: our house. So I swear me and my roommate basically
Speaker 1: raped her. Like I knew we wanted. I know that rape.
Speaker 1: That's really terrible, but no, like we all just started
Speaker 1: kissing and making out, and then my roommates started eating
Speaker 1: her out and me, I'm very competitive, so I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck that bitch, I'm gonna do it better. So that's
Speaker 1: pretty much how that was the first eight So it
Speaker 1: was like a girl thing, and it was just all
Speaker 1: of us kind of exploring and seeing what it was.
Speaker 1: And when you give the advice that you should be
Speaker 1: with a girl first, no, to me, you should absolutely
Speaker 1: be with a girl first, and not only that. To me,
Speaker 1: she's with this guy, so there's emotions attached. That's another thing.
Speaker 1: So the threesomes that I've had have been I had
Speaker 1: this one go to threesome guy, um, and both times
Speaker 1: were different. The first time we had a threesome, I
Speaker 1: was at the club with my homegirl and I let
Speaker 1: her know, Hey, I'm going to this dude's house when
Speaker 1: we leave the club. You're more than welcome to come
Speaker 1: if you want. And yeah, pretty much you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to his house force so don't come if
Speaker 1: you're not about that life. And she was like, I'm
Speaker 1: the drenk. I'm going with you tonight. Long behold. It
Speaker 1: ended that way. And then the next time we had
Speaker 1: a threesome because I found out she liked his dick
Speaker 1: so much you wanted to keep sucking it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not bringing the more friends in because I don't
Speaker 1: want my friends. I'm gonna be honest, having to do
Speaker 1: you think that it should be someone that you're not
Speaker 1: friends with. I mean, like absolutely, a lot of men
Speaker 1: always say, oh you got any friends, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So I will give you that a girl that you
Speaker 1: would choose. I like that ideas together. I think that's
Speaker 1: really sexy. He's not picking some girl out to make
Speaker 1: you want to comfortable, because I'll be honest, I'm not
Speaker 1: a guest star girl. I don't like popping up in threesomes,
Speaker 1: and I don't like you bringing anybody. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you what this was like. So the second time
Speaker 1: we actually had a threesome, I had went to his
Speaker 1: house probably eight we like um watched movies. We had
Speaker 1: fucked probably twice by that time, and he was inviting
Speaker 1: another girl over when she got off of work. She
Speaker 1: bar intended, well, she bar attended. So she comes into
Speaker 1: like four four am in the morning. I'm in the
Speaker 1: bed already. She had no idea I was there. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good story. He knew, like I
Speaker 1: knew he was calling over, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she think I like thick bitches. So she walks in
Speaker 1: and she's just kind of really confused, really really really
Speaker 1: confused because I'm in bed, and at this point I'm like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: did you know that he didn't say anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that he didn't tell her. No, I did not
Speaker 1: know that he didn't mention that I was there. So anyways,
Speaker 1: she comes in from work. Well, no, she comes in
Speaker 1: and I don't know what their relationship was, but she
Speaker 1: comes in, she goes in showers because she was at
Speaker 1: the club, comes and gets in bed, and um, we
Speaker 1: pretty like he starts kissing her and then I started
Speaker 1: like moving my hand on her breast and kissing her breast,
Speaker 1: and then we're both pretty much on her, and she
Speaker 1: like enjoyed it and allowed it, and she even told
Speaker 1: me that, like, mind you. We're still friends like to
Speaker 1: this day, and I don't want to I'm trying to eat.
Speaker 1: That was again, but but um no, we've planned we've
Speaker 1: wanted another three some since and you know, whatever the case,
Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't live in New York anymore, but it
Speaker 1: was pretty much. We talked about it the next day
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh my god, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: She was like, y'all tricked me, blah blah blah. But
Speaker 1: she was like, because I came in and you were
Speaker 1: thick and beautiful, and I didn't mind. She did bit
Speaker 1: then she said she was okay. She actually said, had
Speaker 1: I been a small skinning girl, because she's thick she
Speaker 1: hers is probably she probably wouldn't have it. I cannot.
Speaker 1: I cannot. Anyways, Um back to the advice, Can I
Speaker 1: just say I don't think that I would have been
Speaker 1: really nervous to be with a girl alone the first time,
Speaker 1: I think, but I was alone. I don't know, And
Speaker 1: you think she should be with a girl? Question? Well,
Speaker 1: to me, she said she has never were eating pussy before,
Speaker 1: so to me, so, so, how are you choosing this girl?
Speaker 1: Because if you go and choose a girl who also
Speaker 1: does not eat pussy, it's gonna be pretty much the
Speaker 1: guy's gonna have un enjoyable three someome where he's fucking both.
Speaker 1: But that's reaching. I've had threesomes where me and the
Speaker 1: girl just kissed because we were both really nervous, and
Speaker 1: it was amazing. If I'm a really essential person, I
Speaker 1: like licking, touching, like biting, like that part was sexy
Speaker 1: to you do, But what if it's not. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be turned on by kissing. For sure, looking at a
Speaker 1: girl naked and like kind of just touching her and
Speaker 1: feeling what a pussy is like. I don't think you
Speaker 1: have to eat pussy for a threesome to be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean for me now, I would need it. But
Speaker 1: if we didn't know for a beginner then because then
Speaker 1: now we're talking about beginner intermediate advance because listen, I'm
Speaker 1: not And I literally tell like broad like I've had
Speaker 1: guys want to set it up, and I'm like, she
Speaker 1: eat pussy, she said titty like she's been with a
Speaker 1: b because in that, I mean they're choosing a girl,
Speaker 1: so obviously they're going to have some dr brothel type situation.
Speaker 1: So you're not gonna have to eat pussy anyway. They
Speaker 1: have bronzels in the d R. Why do you think
Speaker 1: all these bachelor parties are in d R? You're right,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're working with me right now. So wait,
Speaker 1: so is she gonna pay for Why not? I think
Speaker 1: that's so hard. I would love to pick out a
Speaker 1: girl and be like you you you, you get a pussy,
Speaker 1: you get a dick. Yeah, everybody, I would love that.
Speaker 1: You would a matter of fact, if we could donate
Speaker 1: some ship and I could turn into a mini a
Speaker 1: charionship for my next So funny, a lot of my
Speaker 1: friends are worse, and so they want to check if
Speaker 1: I want to invite them for three seth and I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna pay you, but oh my god, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's sexy though, and it's his birthday and like,
Speaker 1: but the only thing I will say, though, it sounds
Speaker 1: like when I listened to it, and I don't mean
Speaker 1: this to be a bit, I really don't, but when
Speaker 1: I hear it, it sounds like it's for him. And
Speaker 1: I don't believe that you should do anything sexual for
Speaker 1: someone else if you're uncomfortable. I'm not talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe trying something adventurous in bed. I'm talking about something
Speaker 1: like that, especially finding somebody else into your bed and
Speaker 1: you're not even sure if you like women, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: touching ass and all that is fun, and I think
Speaker 1: it makes you feel sexy. I think women that are
Speaker 1: are not by because I'm sure you've kissed girls that
Speaker 1: didn't like girls and you've been let on like what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh, and if they lead me on, were not.
Speaker 1: But I think women fere. I think women feel sexy
Speaker 1: doing things with other women, but they don't necessarily want
Speaker 1: the fake bisexual female her that. I mean, we know
Speaker 1: this person, and I do feel like she's a little
Speaker 1: smarter than that. But I will say it does sound
Speaker 1: like it's more to please him than you. When I
Speaker 1: have three ssons, is because I genuinely excited about the
Speaker 1: both of them. But you also would be turned on
Speaker 1: and another girl fucking your man, which you have to think,
Speaker 1: especially if you're paying her. She might be all plastic
Speaker 1: surgery up and big lips and tits and this, and
Speaker 1: that's got that going for my mom. I mean, you
Speaker 1: just have to think, will you be comfortable And if
Speaker 1: you can admit to yourself that you'll you'll be comfortable
Speaker 1: and be turned on, then yes. My one of my
Speaker 1: first threasons when we kind of picked this girl out
Speaker 1: at the club. I remember he was sucking her and
Speaker 1: I thought I was jealous for a second, but she
Speaker 1: was bent over and he was looking me and and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god, you look so fucking
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I love fucking this girl
Speaker 1: and watching you and it was it was perfect, I
Speaker 1: mean to me. My the biggest advice to me if
Speaker 1: she is considering this for his birthday and they're going
Speaker 1: to d r which is another country, my advice would
Speaker 1: be like, bit, you've got to go ahead and funk
Speaker 1: a bit in that country because she ain't gonna suck
Speaker 1: your man again. Like at that point, you don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about And this is what I always think.
Speaker 1: This is my this is my concern. It's like you
Speaker 1: can't keep people from communicating anymore between social media. Between
Speaker 1: even if they don't exchange numbers or anything. These people
Speaker 1: could pretty much meet up whenever the funk they want
Speaker 1: to at this point and do it again. Um. And
Speaker 1: so the fact that she is going to another country,
Speaker 1: I would say it would be her best bet to
Speaker 1: go through with the threesome in a city outside of
Speaker 1: her own. Absolutely to do you could do this, you know.
Speaker 1: And then also like I have mostly like looked for
Speaker 1: three sims or women. I don't fun couples like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I prefer to know the girl
Speaker 1: and pick a guy like we just did. Um, or
Speaker 1: a guy and pick a girl. That just makes me
Speaker 1: more comfortable. Don't like being an outsider, but um, I
Speaker 1: went on Tinder and I'm not gonna lie to you,
Speaker 1: like I know they could cross paths again, and things
Speaker 1: like that, and the fact that you find females and
Speaker 1: guys on Tinder guys dude, and oh my god, maybe
Speaker 1: like me, listen. My last Tinder bio was like, she's
Speaker 1: five for black and Israeli. He's six five British accent,
Speaker 1: have fun with us and and all these guys like
Speaker 1: I love accents. Oh my god, I can't. I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 1: To me, I have way too many hot ass friends
Speaker 1: for me to sit here and try to find strangers
Speaker 1: to fuck, like, I don't know sun my friends and
Speaker 1: my friends solo, like majority of my friends besides you
Speaker 1: and me, what I like? This girl isn't a friend
Speaker 1: to me, even maybe say that about her and I
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we're not friends. Girls can't make the
Speaker 1: sentis training here, babe. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I'm getting really gay right now about this girl. Like
Speaker 1: I was thin about her all in Cuba and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, so, what you think about her more than him? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe because it's also newer, but I really like her. Um. Plus,
Speaker 1: I love how I'm more of the aggressor and I'm
Speaker 1: always having these ideas and I'm into DSM and she's
Speaker 1: just always down even if she doesn't do it, she's
Speaker 1: down to watch me be submissive or whatever. It's a
Speaker 1: really sexy thing. But Joe's going back to what you said.
Speaker 1: You just made me think of something when you said
Speaker 1: something like, um, you know somebody you don't know and
Speaker 1: you can just suck them. I think the reason that
Speaker 1: I'm so into these types of three stances because I
Speaker 1: love the little nuances behind it, going on dates and
Speaker 1: you know, being in public together and people wondering what's
Speaker 1: going on and how sexy that is. Like fucking just
Speaker 1: to fund doesn't make me excited. I like the whole
Speaker 1: connection between three people. That's what gets me with Like
Speaker 1: whatever you writ so it's like whatever, it doesn't have
Speaker 1: anything to It doesn't feel like anything right. So like
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I've had that and it's been fun,
Speaker 1: but like I'm not in the mood for that ship.
Speaker 1: It's like I've been really in the mood for worldly.
Speaker 1: The only time I ever even want to give someone
Speaker 1: a threesome as when I know his dick is fight y'all.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't know why I know. That's
Speaker 1: what I do want to say text they thank you
Speaker 1: for sharing no ship, and that's what all the girls
Speaker 1: have said to me, so to me, and I want
Speaker 1: to say this for the for our guy for our
Speaker 1: male listeners. We do have a lot of male listeners, um,
Speaker 1: according to our stats. UM. But I do want to
Speaker 1: let you guys know that if it's hard for you
Speaker 1: to please one female, if you come fast, if you
Speaker 1: don't give head, if if you're one of these guys
Speaker 1: that if you don't give head, that's a big one.
Speaker 1: That's a huge one. And so if you're out here
Speaker 1: not really pleasing one female, please don't be out here
Speaker 1: asking a please too, because god damn you gonna have
Speaker 1: both of us disappointed. And don't nobody want to deal
Speaker 1: with that ship. Listen, let me tell you just before
Speaker 1: we finished last night, her and I both came at
Speaker 1: the same time. She was getting sucked and she was coming.
Speaker 1: I was watching it, and I came and we both
Speaker 1: look so tired, and he was like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: like I mean, don't and I'm like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you could me. It's sorry, all right, I'll just
Speaker 1: junk off. I mean, when you know that you can
Speaker 1: make two girls come, you might sit there with a
Speaker 1: heart arm. At least you know you've got these bit
Speaker 1: just passed. I couldn't even get in you the man,
Speaker 1: And so that's definitely that advice. So what I want
Speaker 1: to get into for our vanilla ship um as we
Speaker 1: wrap up a little bit um So this week for
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ship, I want to talk about Moonlight. UM It's
Speaker 1: a movie that I most recently saw and I it
Speaker 1: was absolutely so listen UM Trevonte. First of all, that's Trevonte.
Speaker 1: Is his name? You know that just took your hand
Speaker 1: into the most cueena ship. His name is Trevante. You
Speaker 1: know he's fine. Anyways. By the way, if you guys
Speaker 1: don't know what they look like, I'm assuming you do,
Speaker 1: But just google like the Moonlight actors Trevonte and go
Speaker 1: on Instagram Treyvonte. He'd only he's the only Trevante, the
Speaker 1: t r e V and it'll pop up. God damn,
Speaker 1: that's what happened to me. Anyways. So moon Is actually
Speaker 1: um reached fifty million in the box office, and that's
Speaker 1: that's actually due to the um um now being internationally. UM.
Speaker 1: So they split twenty eight point six million in the
Speaker 1: international box office and twenty seven point five million domestically. UM.
Speaker 1: Just around of applause and the reason why I definitely
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this up, not I don't really want
Speaker 1: to touch on the whole global Goal globes thing, because
Speaker 1: to me, everyone has talked about that. Okay, they messed
Speaker 1: up the title wat want Want Want Um. I actually
Speaker 1: want to talk about something that has been recently brought
Speaker 1: up on a lot of shows, even Insecure UM touch
Speaker 1: based into it and bisexuality, not only the black community,
Speaker 1: but just as a man in general, and of course
Speaker 1: as women. We I mean, I you know, see myself
Speaker 1: as a bisexual female. You sleep with females, and guys
Speaker 1: always say, well, women are I've had someone say that
Speaker 1: it's natural for women to like women. I have heard
Speaker 1: that same and it's so annoying. It's so annoying and
Speaker 1: so to me. UM, I don't know, I just really
Speaker 1: think that it's important, um, for a lot of men.
Speaker 1: I do want to say, Um, everyone who knows me
Speaker 1: knows that I'm friends with just about everyone, and I
Speaker 1: want to let you guys know, some of your favorite
Speaker 1: athletes are out here testing waters with tranies and other men,
Speaker 1: and unfortunately they're still out here well transgender women, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, and politically correct non offensive to me. I
Speaker 1: talked to a lot of these men, UM, regular guys,
Speaker 1: UM Wall Street guys, models and rappers and anyone that
Speaker 1: you can think of, and so many of them, um,
Speaker 1: who have had experiences with men and either one time
Speaker 1: didn't like it or enjoyed it and kept dealing with it.
Speaker 1: I asked them all the same question, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: is the women that you're currently fucking or the women
Speaker 1: that you deal with, do they know this about you?
Speaker 1: And all of them have said no, And of course
Speaker 1: they're open telling me telling me about it because I'm
Speaker 1: nonjungmental and I am talking about men that are maiseexual,
Speaker 1: like into anal play, or men that either get head
Speaker 1: from guys, like to give head to guys, have fucked
Speaker 1: a guy in the ass, or have been on the
Speaker 1: receiving end. At the end of the day, if you
Speaker 1: deal with someone of the same sex and you also
Speaker 1: deal with people of other sexes, that makes you bisexual
Speaker 1: and unfortunate for men. For men, it's just you're gay.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to bring this topic up because, um,
Speaker 1: I feel like, especially in the Black community, it's very
Speaker 1: difficult to sit here and say, you know you're either
Speaker 1: attracted to men's sexually, you've experienced men. If you guys
Speaker 1: watch Insecure, which I'm so glad got picked up for
Speaker 1: a second season. Yes, Black Excellence. Um. Anyways, um, they
Speaker 1: had the conversation if you remember one of the episodes,
Speaker 1: she started dating this guy really really really enjoyed dating him,
Speaker 1: and he came out and said, yeah, I experimented with
Speaker 1: a guy one time, and she literally thoughts, like had
Speaker 1: second thoughts about I think, I think, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I hear you, and I think me and you are
Speaker 1: more open now they were older. But I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest and I'm embarrassed to say that that was totally
Speaker 1: me like when I was younger. A right, But so
Speaker 1: I want to know if you were to meet a
Speaker 1: guy now and he said he model guy. Oh, so
Speaker 1: model guy is by? And is he was he open
Speaker 1: with you or does he just like anal play and
Speaker 1: you assume he's by? No, I didn't assume. Well, let
Speaker 1: me take that back. I did, and and Christopher shout
Speaker 1: out to Christopher, one of my best gay friends who
Speaker 1: always lets me know what I'm being wrong. I only
Speaker 1: said the training thing cut you off because of him.
Speaker 1: So I was making a comment like he he was
Speaker 1: using uh, like a gildo on me, and then he
Speaker 1: kind of lean didn't say that he wanted it, and
Speaker 1: I totally was into it, and I gave it back right,
Speaker 1: and I made a comment like in text like his
Speaker 1: gays right, like he was playing like he didn't want
Speaker 1: it or like he didn't funk with dudes. So my
Speaker 1: friends was like, bitch, maybe he don't. And I'm and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, like, now I hear me, you know,
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's gay for a guy to
Speaker 1: want something in his not at all, because if you
Speaker 1: want it, you'll take it right. But not about dealing
Speaker 1: with that's a whole another conversation. I'm curious as to
Speaker 1: if you if he's been with a guy talking about
Speaker 1: sexual what would you. I didn't want to ask him
Speaker 1: because I felt like right after that night he'd be like,
Speaker 1: now I can't do this with any girl. They're always
Speaker 1: gonna want to know if I've been with a guy.
Speaker 1: So weeks later, I'm like, you know, you're gorgeous, and
Speaker 1: I was like, around all these gorgeous men, just tell
Speaker 1: me because it never crossed your mind. And then he
Speaker 1: was comfortable enough to tell me, and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: it's not something I tell women because I think it
Speaker 1: scares them off, and he's like, so I try to
Speaker 1: lean into it. He said, there's so many times that
Speaker 1: he's been with girls and he says it and he's like,
Speaker 1: I know their mindset changes. So actually speaking of I
Speaker 1: actually wanted to read. UM. There's some quotes I was
Speaker 1: on ask men dot com UM and this was the
Speaker 1: topic of conversation and there were regular guys everyday, guys
Speaker 1: who actually were bisexual, and they shared their experiences with
Speaker 1: telling women UM and so. Once said, the first girl
Speaker 1: I told was really into it. She wanted to get
Speaker 1: crazy in the bedroom with by three ways between me
Speaker 1: and her best guy friend. It was probably the most
Speaker 1: fun and a few months of my life. That was Paul.
Speaker 1: He's twenty eight years old. Another guy said, every girl
Speaker 1: I've told has been extremely cool with it. Most just
Speaker 1: laugh and tell me it doesn't matter. But the few
Speaker 1: girls who have had a problem with it think I'm
Speaker 1: a sex fanatic. He's thirty two. Now. I think maybe
Speaker 1: it's now something a little bit more. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's because we're older, if it's because
Speaker 1: we're still technically young, we're millennials. UM. Is this something
Speaker 1: that's maybe going to become more accepted in the future.
Speaker 1: I don't know, my thing isn't this is what I
Speaker 1: wanted to get out um, even of course with the
Speaker 1: missing condom. I when I got tested, got all that,
Speaker 1: and you know, of course, just waiting for the results
Speaker 1: was something crazy. And to me she mentioned, well, if
Speaker 1: you have any guys to do with guys, you want
Speaker 1: to do this, and I was just like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: calm down, you know. And I think that the biggest
Speaker 1: thing even regarding to that, is how so many of
Speaker 1: these guys are on the download and are doing something
Speaker 1: and not letting their partners know. And of course in
Speaker 1: the black but so people is so great is because
Speaker 1: as it's like, it totally desensitizes you to like black homosexuality.
Speaker 1: And what I love about Moonlight so much is so
Speaker 1: most of my gays are black, actually all of them, right,
Speaker 1: so I can only understand. Vinny said something to me
Speaker 1: that almost made me cry one day, said something like
Speaker 1: sometimes I just want to leave. I want to go
Speaker 1: back to Europe. I just want to leave this motherfucking place.
Speaker 1: It's like you're the bottom of the total pole already
Speaker 1: being a black man and then gay and it's like
Speaker 1: Black people as a community were so communal, we're so
Speaker 1: good to each other, but we beat the man down
Speaker 1: for being gay. And it's because masculinity is such a
Speaker 1: thing that's embedded in them in our minds. By the way,
Speaker 1: real quick, I watch gay porn. We're not going to
Speaker 1: get into that. But the real masculine guy guys. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, did I ever tell you about the guy
Speaker 1: that I was staring at? And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he was like beefy and ship and he
Speaker 1: looked at me and he could tell I was staring
Speaker 1: at him, and I wouldn't have had a clue. He
Speaker 1: was game. And he looked at me and he said,
Speaker 1: I just don't even know. You're barking up the hunk tree.
Speaker 1: But quehoo, listen no seriously, um. And so so let
Speaker 1: me break this down because I want our guy listeners
Speaker 1: to kind of get get in the mindset and and
Speaker 1: weigh in and we can maybe remember. So you're dating
Speaker 1: a guy and he comes out and tells you, Hey,
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know before we get
Speaker 1: any further, I'm bisexual. What is your response to it.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with it because I'm cool. I serially, sincerely
Speaker 1: believe you're not gay. I feel like the men that
Speaker 1: I'm dating either they're too old or comfortable in themselves
Speaker 1: if I'm attracted to them. Right, Not too old, I
Speaker 1: mean mature enough to know who the funk you are.
Speaker 1: If you wanted a guy right now, you'd be with one.
Speaker 1: If you wanted a guy to put a finger in
Speaker 1: your ask, you would have one do it. So I
Speaker 1: just really don't believe that that makes you less attracted to. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I think they do it because of course they don't
Speaker 1: want to scare female away. And I say this to say,
Speaker 1: if she's not someone who's going to accept you for
Speaker 1: you based off of that, I feel like she's just
Speaker 1: not for you. And that's something that I think guys
Speaker 1: need to feel comfortable with knowing that listen, she's either
Speaker 1: gonna like it or she's not because she's shitty. Stigma
Speaker 1: about being gay, right that women think men are too
Speaker 1: feminine for them or they're sissy so to speak. Because
Speaker 1: I'm just referting back to Moon, like what was so
Speaker 1: great about it? I loved as he got older and
Speaker 1: you're watching this fine, and it's like listen, Sharon in
Speaker 1: that third chapter of his life. Honey, let me tell
Speaker 1: you Moonlight. That was when I was like, I got
Speaker 1: on tender and I was less white boys got swiped
Speaker 1: right that day. Listen, It's just fucking black men are
Speaker 1: so regal, bro like and Moonlight just showed you that
Speaker 1: and then gay and like confident and sexy at fun.
Speaker 1: It was fucking great. Um. I don't know I was
Speaker 1: loving it, but anyway, yeah, I would totally be comfortable
Speaker 1: with How would you feel, Um, I would be okay
Speaker 1: with it. I've clearly talked to guys who have been
Speaker 1: open to me about it. You've been You've been more
Speaker 1: open to this than I have. Actually, sorry to cut
Speaker 1: you off. When we were younger. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember, but Mandy actually used to call me. You've
Speaker 1: met this one gay porn star, remember, Oh I did?
Speaker 1: I did? She calls me and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've got this thing I want to do and I'm
Speaker 1: like what, and she's like, I've not this guy and
Speaker 1: she shows me his videos and it's like, oh my god. Right,
Speaker 1: and so he's like fucking deep throating guys in the mouth,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I thought deep throating mouth all I
Speaker 1: did was. I just watched four so it was hot.
Speaker 1: So she told me She's like, I really want to
Speaker 1: have a threesome and watching another guy. And I thought
Speaker 1: Mandy was so fucking crazy, but here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: twenty six years old now I'm like, and I'm and
Speaker 1: she has yet to happen. Every time I go to game,
Speaker 1: I literally just wanted to watch it's so hot, Like
Speaker 1: I just think two men and big and sexy and
Speaker 1: muscles and just like that animalist that men are so carnal,
Speaker 1: Like watching two guys the ship was just kind of
Speaker 1: I know, you guys are probably gonna be listening to this,
Speaker 1: like what the fuck about um? But yeah, definitely something.
Speaker 1: And it's not that I've dated them. I've just kind
Speaker 1: of seen how far they go. Then it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well what have you all really done? Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: like men, I know that like you know, if they
Speaker 1: asked for a finger or something like that right now?
Speaker 1: To me, that's fine. I've been I don't know, but
Speaker 1: have you realized or noticed that or do you think
Speaker 1: it's equal and then asked for it? And to me,
Speaker 1: there's super straight guys that like a finger that like
Speaker 1: tongue like, and there's super straight guys who have never
Speaker 1: been with men. Not to me, I've never gone further
Speaker 1: with dating or being or even really being with a
Speaker 1: by guy because to me, once I know that they
Speaker 1: haven't been open with everyone in their life about it.
Speaker 1: It's something that because to me, you're to me, you're
Speaker 1: on the d L to me, and I hate everything
Speaker 1: about I love a confident like, yeah, I've done it before.
Speaker 1: I will try not to be too shady with this
Speaker 1: because I used to make comments like that, but I
Speaker 1: know it is hard to come out, especially Yeah, but
Speaker 1: when you're sending me videos of you fucking girls raw
Speaker 1: and I know in the back of my head that
Speaker 1: you fucking a nigga and if you I don't know
Speaker 1: that you're using comments with them. So to me, it's
Speaker 1: just it's just the respect level. To me, now, I
Speaker 1: have no respect for you because you are a lie.
Speaker 1: And so that's that's my problem on it. Last night,
Speaker 1: actually my dom like you play. He's never asked for
Speaker 1: like a fingure or nothing, but he said something to
Speaker 1: me when I was stuck in his dick one time,
Speaker 1: like just pressing daddy that the last night her and
Speaker 1: I were both like he had his legs bread and
Speaker 1: I think her and I both looked at each other like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited after Moonlight um winning the award and even
Speaker 1: insecure touching on this, I'm definitely um hoping that this
Speaker 1: is more of a topic that makes people a little
Speaker 1: bit more comfortable and educated. Unless you know lying about there,
Speaker 1: you know their sexual or men. It's definitely men because
Speaker 1: when women do it, it's sexy and um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: so that's just something to think about. I definitely want
Speaker 1: you to hit me up, you know, together. She just
Speaker 1: wants to see you take it or give it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I'm just feeling so sexual right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with me, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's three crom last night or we But like,
Speaker 1: just lately, I've just been owning my sex truality more
Speaker 1: and more, and it's funny because I think everyone should
Speaker 1: do so. While I'm owning it more, I still feel
Speaker 1: like like people might be looking at it like I'm
Speaker 1: more slutty right but genuinely like I want, you know, something,
Speaker 1: a connection with someone. I'm not looking to just suck
Speaker 1: anyone that you know, I just passed by in the streets.
Speaker 1: I just want to do dirty things with them. If
Speaker 1: you're not on my level sexually, and I tell them,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, I'm not into mediocre sex anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of too grown for that. So if Mandy
Speaker 1: literally told me she was talking to this guy is
Speaker 1: super cute, right, and I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm gona talk about. But she's like, bro,
Speaker 1: he's so high and so fun. And I said, well, look,
Speaker 1: if I can't fund you in an ass and why
Speaker 1: are we talking like no? And it wasn't even that
Speaker 1: he like totally wanted to look my ask. He doesn't
Speaker 1: live here. He lives in d C. I know you're
Speaker 1: talking about And I literally okay, So I don't see
Speaker 1: him as a friend. I don't see him as being
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Further, he not a trick. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta be you got to be a body. You're
Speaker 1: trying to be a body, and if it's going to
Speaker 1: be a body and only a body, I need to
Speaker 1: have the most amount of fun with you. I've never
Speaker 1: heard it like that. Yeah, it's a body. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put you on game girl, I will put you on.
Speaker 1: I wonna put you on. Anyways, guys, we are coming
Speaker 1: up to our time right now. I am so great
Speaker 1: because we are not getting advertising money yet, so we
Speaker 1: only paying for an hour, so you know, you can
Speaker 1: tell your friends and then when we can give you
Speaker 1: another thirty minutes of sub ship. Okay, right anyways, I know,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate you so much. Anyways, and
Speaker 1: the moral of this and our topic today is threesomes
Speaker 1: are amazing. I'm not even done, like even you might
Speaker 1: have to do a part two to this. Anyway, have
Speaker 1: a threesome for us next week? How about that. I'm trying.
Speaker 1: And we just ask you, why do you get out
Speaker 1: of there? Because I want to have fun and so
Speaker 1: I wanted to be right. I want everyone to enjoy.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna put each other in a group chat
Speaker 1: for you know. Yes, yeah, anyways, guys, the moral of
Speaker 1: all of this is, um, like I said, threesomes are amazing,
Speaker 1: and if you like guys and you're a guy who
Speaker 1: can a fun, please be on us. If you're not
Speaker 1: going to be honest, use condoms some awesome guests on
Speaker 1: um No, yeah, my friends, I got a straight friend
Speaker 1: that we I literally today said hey, can I be
Speaker 1: on the podcast and he's like, yeah, my friend James.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because I feel like you're straight, but just
Speaker 1: don't give an He's like, yeah pretty much. Yeah that's cool,
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get my friend guys um who
Speaker 1: is a pan sexual porn star who does gay porn,
Speaker 1: so it should be just freaking awesome. UM, I want
Speaker 1: you to be you know, hear all of this. Um again.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to email us any stories, any
Speaker 1: horrible decisions, you can email us at Horrible Decisions at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You can also tweet me dm me.
Speaker 1: Don't try to hold at me. You can d have
Speaker 1: me some questions or some input, but clearly you like
Speaker 1: the I G love. I do like if you're probably
Speaker 1: of March madness right now, don't do that and you
Speaker 1: know how to shoot and maybe she took to you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fund does that friend keep
Speaker 1: anyways at full Court Pumps on Twitter and Instagram. That's
Speaker 1: full Court pumps um. Hit me up and then where
Speaker 1: can they find you? Wheezy again, no one really knows
Speaker 1: this bit, So you guys please go fall God do
Speaker 1: you make me feel like a fucking nobody on my
Speaker 1: space that was popping bro my space. Bro, we were
Speaker 1: both popping bro. We were sixteen popping his fuck on
Speaker 1: my space. Jesus, wheezy, WTF is where you can find her? Um, oh,
Speaker 1: let's say something nice. I'm not even any shady, okay,
Speaker 1: Jesus for real, because I'm just like, I'm feeling so
Speaker 1: much love to see. So we're gonna end the show
Speaker 1: with something nice about I'm really proud of you for um, so,
Speaker 1: I know you think we're horrors. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: negate that. But I've known Mandy a long time and
Speaker 1: I watched her graduate like top ten or twenty of
Speaker 1: her class, and now she works at a fortune company
Speaker 1: in New York. And I just can't believe you have
Speaker 1: a quit. I know this semester, I'm good at six figures.
Speaker 1: I'm not going back. I am, um actually right now,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I have this. I'll be done in December
Speaker 1: with my bus and accounting. So it's fucking hard as ship.
Speaker 1: And once I'm started making money, I was like, I
Speaker 1: guess I could do this, you know, Yeah, I'm right,
Speaker 1: no ship, And then I'm thinking of going to grad
Speaker 1: school so Jesus shoot myself, UM, and yes, and something
Speaker 1: nice about wheezy. UM. I'm just glad that you decided
Speaker 1: to spend your trip giving back. Thank you. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you did, you know, gave something, um. And so the
Speaker 1: fact that you brought like clothes and really spent your
Speaker 1: your time giving back to the community, a community that
Speaker 1: is not of your own, but a less fortunate one.
Speaker 1: I will never go on a trip again to a
Speaker 1: country like that without bringing ship. I definitely that's definitely commutable.
Speaker 1: I think we should all do that. Anyways, guys, this
Speaker 1: has been episode two of Horrible Decisions. UM. You can
Speaker 1: catch us again next week again. All right, bye guys,