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Speaker 1: welcome to episode two of Horrible Decisions. Except the ironic

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Speaker 1: part about this is we're talking about the number three today.

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Speaker 1: Um my name is and oh ship Paul's that it's Mandy.

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Speaker 1: So we get there and it was just super humbling.

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Speaker 1: like in you? I just want to see that pearl necklace.

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Speaker 1: last night or not? Okay, okay, okay, Wait your fucking turn, bitch.

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Speaker 1: But they don't be looking at artsy and beautiful. It

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Speaker 1: I met her on tender. I'm really really into her

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Speaker 1: You know, you meet someone, you go home, you funk.

421
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Speaker 1: It's really wild. This was so sexy to me because

422
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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, all this flirting is going on,

423
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Speaker 1: you having drinking, but it's not this Like it was

424
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Speaker 1: just so adult is I can't explain it now. It

425
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Speaker 1: sounded really ADULTA well you know what this is. I

426
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Speaker 1: actually one of our readers, um, we told them that

427
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Speaker 1: we were going to be talking about threesomes this week,

428
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Speaker 1: and you and me are clearly very UM experience when

429
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Speaker 1: it comes to threesomes. UM. Again, I've had my share

430
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Speaker 1: fair share UM any type of three sesom you can imagine.

431
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Speaker 1: But anyways, I'm going to get into this UM question

432
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Speaker 1: that was asked us only skimmed it so totally also

433
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Speaker 1: before I read it. If you guys want us to

434
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Speaker 1: answer your question ends on air, UM, feel free to

435
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Speaker 1: email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com and

436
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 1: one of us will skim it and you may possibly

437
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Speaker 1: get advice from Mandy and Weezy on air. Okay, so

438
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Speaker 1: this is the question. So I'm planning a threesome for

439
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's birthday. We will be in d R, so

440
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 1: I am thinking this would be the perfect opportunity because

441
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Speaker 1: it'll be with someone we both choose. Does that mean

442
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a hooker? I'm not sure what that means.

443
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Speaker 1: It says However, from previous stories, I hear that this

444
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: doesn't always work out. So my question is, how did

445
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Speaker 1: you decide on a threesome. I've never had anything with

446
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: another female, period, so I'm just shy going into this.

447
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll smack a big button, and I am

448
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: attracted to females, but the only pussy I've tasted is

449
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: my own. So how can I make this fun and

450
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 1: not traumatic? Like? Do girls have tips? I know Wheezy

451
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: told me one time that it's only good if both

452
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: of them are into each other and not just hand

453
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: slashed me. So should I like go on dates to

454
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 1: see who the girl we pick will be? What are

455
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: some dues and don't and should I be prepared for

456
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Speaker 1: something else? Signed a friend listening to the show. Um,

457
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: So I did give her advice? Um, she asked me.

458
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 1: I was just really excited about a reason I had

459
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: had with two people I really liked, and I was

460
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: talking to her about it. It was a while ago,

461
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: and I was telling her that from my experience with threesomes,

462
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: you know, yes, I've been with men and then we

463
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: found the girl right and then sometimes maybe she was

464
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: into him, she really wants to fuck him, and she's

465
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Speaker 1: not really like, you know, into me. And but it's

466
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: been amazing when it's vice versa, When I like watching

467
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,959
Speaker 1: them kiss, when they like watching us kiss. When when

468
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: you're not scared to go to the bathroom, because that

469
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: bitch is what you're dude. I mean, I think it's

470
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: also different too, because so your threesoms are definitely different

471
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: from mine. Mine have never been planned out, um, like

472
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Speaker 1: I want to say, we've kind of me and the

473
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: guy have kind of planned it or the guy kind

474
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: of you know, it's all been like different. So I

475
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: would say, first off, this is one thing that I

476
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: tell all guys with threesomes. First of all, don't just

477
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: sit here and think you're gonna pick a front. Don't

478
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 1: just sit here think you're gonna pick someone who looks

479
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 1: good and coming from her story the fact that she's

480
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: never been with a female before. I would not sign

481
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: up for a threesome with a fucking virgin who hasn't

482
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: like no pussy before because it's not going to be

483
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: fun and enjoyable for me as a female. I don't

484
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: think the girl that I saw up with had really

485
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: been a girl. And to me, like most of the

486
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 1: girls that I've had threesomes with um really be with

487
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: girls or I've been with them by myself. And yeah,

488
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Speaker 1: something sorting enough to have you when you had your

489
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Speaker 1: first threesome, had you been with a girl alone, honestly, Okay,

490
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: this is my first time with a girl was a

491
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: threesome with another girl. I think that's easier. Hey, wait,

492
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: what my first time with a girl? It was when

493
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Speaker 1: I lived in it I was eighteen, I know, I

494
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: my first time with a girl. I was eighteen, and

495
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: my roommate at the time she was bisexual. So we

496
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: bought a girl threesomes the first time because we had

497
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: both thought my home girl was cute and my homegirl

498
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: have been with no girls. So we all went to

499
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Speaker 1: the club. We went to the strip club. We had

500
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Speaker 1: a great night, and she was spending the night at

501
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: our house. So I swear me and my roommate basically

502
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: raped her. Like I knew we wanted. I know that rape.

503
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: That's really terrible, but no, like we all just started

504
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: kissing and making out, and then my roommates started eating

505
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: her out and me, I'm very competitive, so I was like,

506
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: fuck that bitch, I'm gonna do it better. So that's

507
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: pretty much how that was the first eight So it

508
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: was like a girl thing, and it was just all

509
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: of us kind of exploring and seeing what it was.

510
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: And when you give the advice that you should be

511
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: with a girl first, no, to me, you should absolutely

512
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: be with a girl first, and not only that. To me,

513
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: she's with this guy, so there's emotions attached. That's another thing.

514
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: So the threesomes that I've had have been I had

515
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: this one go to threesome guy, um, and both times

516
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: were different. The first time we had a threesome, I

517
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: was at the club with my homegirl and I let

518
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: her know, Hey, I'm going to this dude's house when

519
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: we leave the club. You're more than welcome to come

520
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: if you want. And yeah, pretty much you know what,

521
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: I'm going to his house force so don't come if

522
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: you're not about that life. And she was like, I'm

523
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: the drenk. I'm going with you tonight. Long behold. It

524
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: ended that way. And then the next time we had

525
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,479
Speaker 1: a threesome because I found out she liked his dick

526
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: so much you wanted to keep sucking it. I was like,

527
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: I'm not bringing the more friends in because I don't

528
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: want my friends. I'm gonna be honest, having to do

529
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: you think that it should be someone that you're not

530
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: friends with. I mean, like absolutely, a lot of men

531
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: always say, oh you got any friends, and blah blah blah.

532
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: So I will give you that a girl that you

533
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: would choose. I like that ideas together. I think that's

534
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: really sexy. He's not picking some girl out to make

535
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: you want to comfortable, because I'll be honest, I'm not

536
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: a guest star girl. I don't like popping up in threesomes,

537
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: and I don't like you bringing anybody. But let me

538
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: ask you what this was like. So the second time

539
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: we actually had a threesome, I had went to his

540
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: house probably eight we like um watched movies. We had

541
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: fucked probably twice by that time, and he was inviting

542
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: another girl over when she got off of work. She

543
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: bar intended, well, she bar attended. So she comes into

544
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: like four four am in the morning. I'm in the

545
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: bed already. She had no idea I was there. So,

546
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good story. He knew, like I

547
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: knew he was calling over, and I was like, oh,

548
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: she think I like thick bitches. So she walks in

549
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: and she's just kind of really confused, really really really

550
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: confused because I'm in bed, and at this point I'm like, yeah, well,

551
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: did you know that he didn't say anything. I didn't

552
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: know that he didn't tell her. No, I did not

553
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 1: know that he didn't mention that I was there. So anyways,

554
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: she comes in from work. Well, no, she comes in

555
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: and I don't know what their relationship was, but she

556
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: comes in, she goes in showers because she was at

557
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: the club, comes and gets in bed, and um, we

558
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: pretty like he starts kissing her and then I started

559
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: like moving my hand on her breast and kissing her breast,

560
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: and then we're both pretty much on her, and she

561
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: like enjoyed it and allowed it, and she even told

562
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: me that, like, mind you. We're still friends like to

563
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: this day, and I don't want to I'm trying to eat.

564
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: That was again, but but um no, we've planned we've

565
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: wanted another three some since and you know, whatever the case,

566
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't live in New York anymore, but it

567
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: was pretty much. We talked about it the next day

568
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh my god, I didn't know.

569
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: She was like, y'all tricked me, blah blah blah. But

570
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: she was like, because I came in and you were

571
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: thick and beautiful, and I didn't mind. She did bit

572
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,479
Speaker 1: then she said she was okay. She actually said, had

573
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: I been a small skinning girl, because she's thick she

574
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: hers is probably she probably wouldn't have it. I cannot.

575
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: I cannot. Anyways, Um back to the advice, Can I

576
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: just say I don't think that I would have been

577
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: really nervous to be with a girl alone the first time,

578
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: I think, but I was alone. I don't know, And

579
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: you think she should be with a girl? Question? Well,

580
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: to me, she said she has never were eating pussy before,

581
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: so to me, so, so, how are you choosing this girl?

582
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: Because if you go and choose a girl who also

583
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: does not eat pussy, it's gonna be pretty much the

584
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: guy's gonna have un enjoyable three someome where he's fucking both.

585
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: But that's reaching. I've had threesomes where me and the

586
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: girl just kissed because we were both really nervous, and

587
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: it was amazing. If I'm a really essential person, I

588
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: like licking, touching, like biting, like that part was sexy

589
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: to you do, But what if it's not. She's gonna

590
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: be turned on by kissing. For sure, looking at a

591
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: girl naked and like kind of just touching her and

592
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: feeling what a pussy is like. I don't think you

593
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: have to eat pussy for a threesome to be great. Yeah,

594
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean for me now, I would need it. But

595
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: if we didn't know for a beginner then because then

596
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: now we're talking about beginner intermediate advance because listen, I'm

597
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: not And I literally tell like broad like I've had

598
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: guys want to set it up, and I'm like, she

599
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: eat pussy, she said titty like she's been with a

600
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: b because in that, I mean they're choosing a girl,

601
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: so obviously they're going to have some dr brothel type situation.

602
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: So you're not gonna have to eat pussy anyway. They

603
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: have bronzels in the d R. Why do you think

604
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: all these bachelor parties are in d R? You're right,

605
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: I feel like you're working with me right now. So wait,

606
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: so is she gonna pay for Why not? I think

607
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: that's so hard. I would love to pick out a

608
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: girl and be like you you you, you get a pussy,

609
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: you get a dick. Yeah, everybody, I would love that.

610
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: You would a matter of fact, if we could donate

611
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: some ship and I could turn into a mini a

612
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: charionship for my next So funny, a lot of my

613
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: friends are worse, and so they want to check if

614
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: I want to invite them for three seth and I'm like,

615
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: they're not gonna pay you, but oh my god, like, yeah,

616
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I think that's sexy though, and it's his birthday and like,

617
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: but the only thing I will say, though, it sounds

618
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: like when I listened to it, and I don't mean

619
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: this to be a bit, I really don't, but when

620
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: I hear it, it sounds like it's for him. And

621
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: I don't believe that you should do anything sexual for

622
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: someone else if you're uncomfortable. I'm not talking about, you know,

623
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: maybe trying something adventurous in bed. I'm talking about something

624
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: like that, especially finding somebody else into your bed and

625
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: you're not even sure if you like women, Like yeah,

626
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: touching ass and all that is fun, and I think

627
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: it makes you feel sexy. I think women that are

628
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: are not by because I'm sure you've kissed girls that

629
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: didn't like girls and you've been let on like what

630
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh, and if they lead me on, were not.

631
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: But I think women fere. I think women feel sexy

632
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: doing things with other women, but they don't necessarily want

633
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: the fake bisexual female her that. I mean, we know

634
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: this person, and I do feel like she's a little

635
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: smarter than that. But I will say it does sound

636
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: like it's more to please him than you. When I

637
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: have three ssons, is because I genuinely excited about the

638
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: both of them. But you also would be turned on

639
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: and another girl fucking your man, which you have to think,

640
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: especially if you're paying her. She might be all plastic

641
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: surgery up and big lips and tits and this, and

642
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: that's got that going for my mom. I mean, you

643
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: just have to think, will you be comfortable And if

644
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: you can admit to yourself that you'll you'll be comfortable

645
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: and be turned on, then yes. My one of my

646
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: first threasons when we kind of picked this girl out

647
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: at the club. I remember he was sucking her and

648
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: I thought I was jealous for a second, but she

649
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: was bent over and he was looking me and and

650
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god, you look so fucking

651
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I love fucking this girl

652
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: and watching you and it was it was perfect, I

653
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: mean to me. My the biggest advice to me if

654
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: she is considering this for his birthday and they're going

655
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: to d r which is another country, my advice would

656
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: be like, bit, you've got to go ahead and funk

657
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: a bit in that country because she ain't gonna suck

658
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: your man again. Like at that point, you don't have

659
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: to worry about And this is what I always think.

660
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: This is my this is my concern. It's like you

661
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: can't keep people from communicating anymore between social media. Between

662
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: even if they don't exchange numbers or anything. These people

663
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: could pretty much meet up whenever the funk they want

664
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: to at this point and do it again. Um. And

665
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: so the fact that she is going to another country,

666
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I would say it would be her best bet to

667
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: go through with the threesome in a city outside of

668
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: her own. Absolutely to do you could do this, you know.

669
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: And then also like I have mostly like looked for

670
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: three sims or women. I don't fun couples like that.

671
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I prefer to know the girl

672
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: and pick a guy like we just did. Um, or

673
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: a guy and pick a girl. That just makes me

674
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: more comfortable. Don't like being an outsider, but um, I

675
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: went on Tinder and I'm not gonna lie to you,

676
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: like I know they could cross paths again, and things

677
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: like that, and the fact that you find females and

678
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: guys on Tinder guys dude, and oh my god, maybe

679
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: like me, listen. My last Tinder bio was like, she's

680
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: five for black and Israeli. He's six five British accent,

681
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: have fun with us and and all these guys like

682
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: I love accents. Oh my god, I can't. I couldn't imagine.

683
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: To me, I have way too many hot ass friends

684
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: for me to sit here and try to find strangers

685
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: to fuck, like, I don't know sun my friends and

686
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: my friends solo, like majority of my friends besides you

687
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: and me, what I like? This girl isn't a friend

688
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: to me, even maybe say that about her and I

689
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we're not friends. Girls can't make the

690
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: sentis training here, babe. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

691
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm getting really gay right now about this girl. Like

692
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: I was thin about her all in Cuba and I'm

693
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: just like, so, what you think about her more than him? Yeah? Okay,

694
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: maybe because it's also newer, but I really like her. Um. Plus,

695
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: I love how I'm more of the aggressor and I'm

696
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: always having these ideas and I'm into DSM and she's

697
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: just always down even if she doesn't do it, she's

698
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: down to watch me be submissive or whatever. It's a

699
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: really sexy thing. But Joe's going back to what you said.

700
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: You just made me think of something when you said

701
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: something like, um, you know somebody you don't know and

702
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: you can just suck them. I think the reason that

703
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm so into these types of three stances because I

704
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: love the little nuances behind it, going on dates and

705
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: you know, being in public together and people wondering what's

706
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: going on and how sexy that is. Like fucking just

707
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: to fund doesn't make me excited. I like the whole

708
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: connection between three people. That's what gets me with Like

709
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: whatever you writ so it's like whatever, it doesn't have

710
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: anything to It doesn't feel like anything right. So like

711
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I've had that and it's been fun,

712
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: but like I'm not in the mood for that ship.

713
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: It's like I've been really in the mood for worldly.

714
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: The only time I ever even want to give someone

715
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: a threesome as when I know his dick is fight y'all.

716
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't know why I know. That's

717
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: what I do want to say text they thank you

718
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: for sharing no ship, and that's what all the girls

719
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: have said to me, so to me, and I want

720
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: to say this for the for our guy for our

721
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: male listeners. We do have a lot of male listeners, um,

722
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: according to our stats. UM. But I do want to

723
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: let you guys know that if it's hard for you

724
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: to please one female, if you come fast, if you

725
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: don't give head, if if you're one of these guys

726
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: that if you don't give head, that's a big one.

727
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: That's a huge one. And so if you're out here

728
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: not really pleasing one female, please don't be out here

729
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: asking a please too, because god damn you gonna have

730
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: both of us disappointed. And don't nobody want to deal

731
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: with that ship. Listen, let me tell you just before

732
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: we finished last night, her and I both came at

733
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: the same time. She was getting sucked and she was coming.

734
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: I was watching it, and I came and we both

735
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: look so tired, and he was like, all right, well,

736
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: like I mean, don't and I'm like, I mean, I

737
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: guess you could me. It's sorry, all right, I'll just

738
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: junk off. I mean, when you know that you can

739
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: make two girls come, you might sit there with a

740
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: heart arm. At least you know you've got these bit

741
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: just passed. I couldn't even get in you the man,

742
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: And so that's definitely that advice. So what I want

743
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: to get into for our vanilla ship um as we

744
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: wrap up a little bit um So this week for

745
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ship, I want to talk about Moonlight. UM It's

746
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: a movie that I most recently saw and I it

747
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: was absolutely so listen UM Trevonte. First of all, that's Trevonte.

748
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: Is his name? You know that just took your hand

749
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: into the most cueena ship. His name is Trevante. You

750
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: know he's fine. Anyways. By the way, if you guys

751
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: don't know what they look like, I'm assuming you do,

752
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: But just google like the Moonlight actors Trevonte and go

753
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: on Instagram Treyvonte. He'd only he's the only Trevante, the

754
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: t r e V and it'll pop up. God damn,

755
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: that's what happened to me. Anyways. So moon Is actually

756
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: um reached fifty million in the box office, and that's

757
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: that's actually due to the um um now being internationally. UM.

758
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: So they split twenty eight point six million in the

759
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: international box office and twenty seven point five million domestically. UM.

760
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: Just around of applause and the reason why I definitely

761
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this up, not I don't really want

762
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: to touch on the whole global Goal globes thing, because

763
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: to me, everyone has talked about that. Okay, they messed

764
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: up the title wat want Want Want Um. I actually

765
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: want to talk about something that has been recently brought

766
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: up on a lot of shows, even Insecure UM touch

767
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: based into it and bisexuality, not only the black community,

768
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: but just as a man in general, and of course

769
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: as women. We I mean, I you know, see myself

770
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: as a bisexual female. You sleep with females, and guys

771
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: always say, well, women are I've had someone say that

772
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: it's natural for women to like women. I have heard

773
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: that same and it's so annoying. It's so annoying and

774
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: so to me. UM, I don't know, I just really

775
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: think that it's important, um, for a lot of men.

776
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I do want to say, Um, everyone who knows me

777
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: knows that I'm friends with just about everyone, and I

778
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: want to let you guys know, some of your favorite

779
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: athletes are out here testing waters with tranies and other men,

780
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: and unfortunately they're still out here well transgender women, I mean,

781
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, and politically correct non offensive to me. I

782
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: talked to a lot of these men, UM, regular guys,

783
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: UM Wall Street guys, models and rappers and anyone that

784
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: you can think of, and so many of them, um,

785
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: who have had experiences with men and either one time

786
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: didn't like it or enjoyed it and kept dealing with it.

787
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: I asked them all the same question, and I'm like,

788
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: is the women that you're currently fucking or the women

789
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: that you deal with, do they know this about you?

790
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: And all of them have said no, And of course

791
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: they're open telling me telling me about it because I'm

792
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: nonjungmental and I am talking about men that are maiseexual,

793
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: like into anal play, or men that either get head

794
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 1: from guys, like to give head to guys, have fucked

795
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: a guy in the ass, or have been on the

796
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: receiving end. At the end of the day, if you

797
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: deal with someone of the same sex and you also

798
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: deal with people of other sexes, that makes you bisexual

799
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: and unfortunate for men. For men, it's just you're gay.

800
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: And I wanted to bring this topic up because, um,

801
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: I feel like, especially in the Black community, it's very

802
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: difficult to sit here and say, you know you're either

803
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: attracted to men's sexually, you've experienced men. If you guys

804
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: watch Insecure, which I'm so glad got picked up for

805
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: a second season. Yes, Black Excellence. Um. Anyways, um, they

806
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: had the conversation if you remember one of the episodes,

807
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: she started dating this guy really really really enjoyed dating him,

808
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: and he came out and said, yeah, I experimented with

809
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: a guy one time, and she literally thoughts, like had

810
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: second thoughts about I think, I think, I know, I know,

811
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: I hear you, and I think me and you are

812
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: more open now they were older. But I'm gonna be

813
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: honest and I'm embarrassed to say that that was totally

814
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 1: me like when I was younger. A right, But so

815
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: I want to know if you were to meet a

816
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: guy now and he said he model guy. Oh, so

817
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: model guy is by? And is he was he open

818
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: with you or does he just like anal play and

819
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: you assume he's by? No, I didn't assume. Well, let

820
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: me take that back. I did, and and Christopher shout

821
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: out to Christopher, one of my best gay friends who

822
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: always lets me know what I'm being wrong. I only

823
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: said the training thing cut you off because of him.

824
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: So I was making a comment like he he was

825
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: using uh, like a gildo on me, and then he

826
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: kind of lean didn't say that he wanted it, and

827
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: I totally was into it, and I gave it back right,

828
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: and I made a comment like in text like his

829
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: gays right, like he was playing like he didn't want

830
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: it or like he didn't funk with dudes. So my

831
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: friends was like, bitch, maybe he don't. And I'm and

832
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, like, now I hear me, you know,

833
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's gay for a guy to

834
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: want something in his not at all, because if you

835
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: want it, you'll take it right. But not about dealing

836
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: with that's a whole another conversation. I'm curious as to

837
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: if you if he's been with a guy talking about

838
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: sexual what would you. I didn't want to ask him

839
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: because I felt like right after that night he'd be like,

840
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: now I can't do this with any girl. They're always

841
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: gonna want to know if I've been with a guy.

842
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: So weeks later, I'm like, you know, you're gorgeous, and

843
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: I was like, around all these gorgeous men, just tell

844
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: me because it never crossed your mind. And then he

845
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: was comfortable enough to tell me, and he's like, look,

846
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: it's not something I tell women because I think it

847
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: scares them off, and he's like, so I try to

848
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: lean into it. He said, there's so many times that

849
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: he's been with girls and he says it and he's like,

850
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: I know their mindset changes. So actually speaking of I

851
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: actually wanted to read. UM. There's some quotes I was

852
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: on ask men dot com UM and this was the

853
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: topic of conversation and there were regular guys everyday, guys

854
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: who actually were bisexual, and they shared their experiences with

855
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: telling women UM and so. Once said, the first girl

856
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: I told was really into it. She wanted to get

857
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: crazy in the bedroom with by three ways between me

858
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: and her best guy friend. It was probably the most

859
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: fun and a few months of my life. That was Paul.

860
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: He's twenty eight years old. Another guy said, every girl

861
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: I've told has been extremely cool with it. Most just

862
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: laugh and tell me it doesn't matter. But the few

863
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: girls who have had a problem with it think I'm

864
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: a sex fanatic. He's thirty two. Now. I think maybe

865
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: it's now something a little bit more. I don't I

866
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: don't know if it's because we're older, if it's because

867
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: we're still technically young, we're millennials. UM. Is this something

868
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: that's maybe going to become more accepted in the future.

869
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, my thing isn't this is what I

870
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: wanted to get out um, even of course with the

871
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: missing condom. I when I got tested, got all that,

872
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: and you know, of course, just waiting for the results

873
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: was something crazy. And to me she mentioned, well, if

874
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: you have any guys to do with guys, you want

875
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 1: to do this, and I was just like, whoa, whoa,

876
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: calm down, you know. And I think that the biggest

877
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: thing even regarding to that, is how so many of

878
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: these guys are on the download and are doing something

879
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: and not letting their partners know. And of course in

880
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: the black but so people is so great is because

881
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: as it's like, it totally desensitizes you to like black homosexuality.

882
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: And what I love about Moonlight so much is so

883
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: most of my gays are black, actually all of them, right,

884
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: so I can only understand. Vinny said something to me

885
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: that almost made me cry one day, said something like

886
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: sometimes I just want to leave. I want to go

887
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: back to Europe. I just want to leave this motherfucking place.

888
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: It's like you're the bottom of the total pole already

889
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: being a black man and then gay and it's like

890
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: Black people as a community were so communal, we're so

891
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: good to each other, but we beat the man down

892
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: for being gay. And it's because masculinity is such a

893
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: thing that's embedded in them in our minds. By the way,

894
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: real quick, I watch gay porn. We're not going to

895
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: get into that. But the real masculine guy guys. Oh

896
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: my god, did I ever tell you about the guy

897
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: that I was staring at? And I was like, oh

898
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: my god, he was like beefy and ship and he

899
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,959
Speaker 1: looked at me and he could tell I was staring

900
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: at him, and I wouldn't have had a clue. He

901
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: was game. And he looked at me and he said,

902
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: I just don't even know. You're barking up the hunk tree.

903
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: But quehoo, listen no seriously, um. And so so let

904
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: me break this down because I want our guy listeners

905
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: to kind of get get in the mindset and and

906
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: weigh in and we can maybe remember. So you're dating

907
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: a guy and he comes out and tells you, Hey,

908
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know before we get

909
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: any further, I'm bisexual. What is your response to it.

910
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm cool with it because I'm cool. I serially, sincerely

911
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: believe you're not gay. I feel like the men that

912
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm dating either they're too old or comfortable in themselves

913
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: if I'm attracted to them. Right, Not too old, I

914
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: mean mature enough to know who the funk you are.

915
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: If you wanted a guy right now, you'd be with one.

916
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: If you wanted a guy to put a finger in

917
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: your ask, you would have one do it. So I

918
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 1: just really don't believe that that makes you less attracted to. Unfortunately,

919
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: I think they do it because of course they don't

920
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: want to scare female away. And I say this to say,

921
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: if she's not someone who's going to accept you for

922
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: you based off of that, I feel like she's just

923
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: not for you. And that's something that I think guys

924
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: need to feel comfortable with knowing that listen, she's either

925
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: gonna like it or she's not because she's shitty. Stigma

926
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: about being gay, right that women think men are too

927
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: feminine for them or they're sissy so to speak. Because

928
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm just referting back to Moon, like what was so

929
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: great about it? I loved as he got older and

930
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: you're watching this fine, and it's like listen, Sharon in

931
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: that third chapter of his life. Honey, let me tell

932
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: you Moonlight. That was when I was like, I got

933
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: on tender and I was less white boys got swiped

934
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: right that day. Listen, It's just fucking black men are

935
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: so regal, bro like and Moonlight just showed you that

936
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: and then gay and like confident and sexy at fun.

937
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: It was fucking great. Um. I don't know I was

938
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 1: loving it, but anyway, yeah, I would totally be comfortable

939
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: with How would you feel, Um, I would be okay

940
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: with it. I've clearly talked to guys who have been

941
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: open to me about it. You've been You've been more

942
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: open to this than I have. Actually, sorry to cut

943
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: you off. When we were younger. I don't know if

944
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: you remember, but Mandy actually used to call me. You've

945
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: met this one gay porn star, remember, Oh I did?

946
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 1: I did? She calls me and she's like, oh my god,

947
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: I've got this thing I want to do and I'm

948
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: like what, and she's like, I've not this guy and

949
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: she shows me his videos and it's like, oh my god. Right,

950
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: and so he's like fucking deep throating guys in the mouth,

951
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I thought deep throating mouth all I

952
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: did was. I just watched four so it was hot.

953
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: So she told me She's like, I really want to

954
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: have a threesome and watching another guy. And I thought

955
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: Mandy was so fucking crazy, but here we go. I'm

956
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: twenty six years old now I'm like, and I'm and

957
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: she has yet to happen. Every time I go to game,

958
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: I literally just wanted to watch it's so hot, Like

959
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: I just think two men and big and sexy and

960
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: muscles and just like that animalist that men are so carnal,

961
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: Like watching two guys the ship was just kind of

962
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: I know, you guys are probably gonna be listening to this,

963
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: like what the fuck about um? But yeah, definitely something.

964
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: And it's not that I've dated them. I've just kind

965
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: of seen how far they go. Then it's like, okay,

966
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: well what have you all really done? Let me ask you,

967
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: like men, I know that like you know, if they

968
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: asked for a finger or something like that right now?

969
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: To me, that's fine. I've been I don't know, but

970
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: have you realized or noticed that or do you think

971
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: it's equal and then asked for it? And to me,

972
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: there's super straight guys that like a finger that like

973
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: tongue like, and there's super straight guys who have never

974
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: been with men. Not to me, I've never gone further

975
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: with dating or being or even really being with a

976
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: by guy because to me, once I know that they

977
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: haven't been open with everyone in their life about it.

978
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: It's something that because to me, you're to me, you're

979
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: on the d L to me, and I hate everything

980
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: about I love a confident like, yeah, I've done it before.

981
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: I will try not to be too shady with this

982
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: because I used to make comments like that, but I

983
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: know it is hard to come out, especially Yeah, but

984
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: when you're sending me videos of you fucking girls raw

985
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: and I know in the back of my head that

986
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: you fucking a nigga and if you I don't know

987
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: that you're using comments with them. So to me, it's

988
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 1: just it's just the respect level. To me, now, I

989
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 1: have no respect for you because you are a lie.

990
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: And so that's that's my problem on it. Last night,

991
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: actually my dom like you play. He's never asked for

992
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: like a fingure or nothing, but he said something to

993
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: me when I was stuck in his dick one time,

994
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: like just pressing daddy that the last night her and

995
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: I were both like he had his legs bread and

996
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: I think her and I both looked at each other like, yeah,

997
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm excited after Moonlight um winning the award and even

998
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: insecure touching on this, I'm definitely um hoping that this

999
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: is more of a topic that makes people a little

1000
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: bit more comfortable and educated. Unless you know lying about there,

1001
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: you know their sexual or men. It's definitely men because

1002
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: when women do it, it's sexy and um, I don't know,

1003
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: so that's just something to think about. I definitely want

1004
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: you to hit me up, you know, together. She just

1005
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: wants to see you take it or give it. It

1006
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I'm just feeling so sexual right now. I

1007
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with me, but I don't

1008
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: know if it's three crom last night or we But like,

1009
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: just lately, I've just been owning my sex truality more

1010
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: and more, and it's funny because I think everyone should

1011
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: do so. While I'm owning it more, I still feel

1012
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: like like people might be looking at it like I'm

1013
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: more slutty right but genuinely like I want, you know, something,

1014
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: a connection with someone. I'm not looking to just suck

1015
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: anyone that you know, I just passed by in the streets.

1016
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: I just want to do dirty things with them. If

1017
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: you're not on my level sexually, and I tell them,

1018
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, I'm not into mediocre sex anymore.

1019
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm kind of too grown for that. So if Mandy

1020
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: literally told me she was talking to this guy is

1021
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: super cute, right, and I don't know, I don't know

1022
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm gona talk about. But she's like, bro,

1023
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: he's so high and so fun. And I said, well, look,

1024
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: if I can't fund you in an ass and why

1025
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: are we talking like no? And it wasn't even that

1026
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: he like totally wanted to look my ask. He doesn't

1027
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: live here. He lives in d C. I know you're

1028
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: talking about And I literally okay, So I don't see

1029
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: him as a friend. I don't see him as being

1030
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Further, he not a trick. So I'm like, okay,

1031
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: you gotta be you got to be a body. You're

1032
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: trying to be a body, and if it's going to

1033
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: be a body and only a body, I need to

1034
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: have the most amount of fun with you. I've never

1035
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: heard it like that. Yeah, it's a body. I'm gonna

1036
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: put you on game girl, I will put you on.

1037
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: I wonna put you on. Anyways, guys, we are coming

1038
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: up to our time right now. I am so great

1039
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: because we are not getting advertising money yet, so we

1040
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: only paying for an hour, so you know, you can

1041
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: tell your friends and then when we can give you

1042
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: another thirty minutes of sub ship. Okay, right anyways, I know,

1043
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate you so much. Anyways, and

1044
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: the moral of this and our topic today is threesomes

1045
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: are amazing. I'm not even done, like even you might

1046
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: have to do a part two to this. Anyway, have

1047
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: a threesome for us next week? How about that. I'm trying.

1048
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: And we just ask you, why do you get out

1049
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: of there? Because I want to have fun and so

1050
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: I wanted to be right. I want everyone to enjoy.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna put each other in a group chat

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Speaker 1: for you know. Yes, yeah, anyways, guys, the moral of

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Speaker 1: all of this is, um, like I said, threesomes are amazing,

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Speaker 1: and if you like guys and you're a guy who

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Speaker 1: can a fun, please be on us. If you're not

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Speaker 1: going to be honest, use condoms some awesome guests on

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Speaker 1: um No, yeah, my friends, I got a straight friend

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Speaker 1: that we I literally today said hey, can I be

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Speaker 1: on the podcast and he's like, yeah, my friend James.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, because I feel like you're straight, but just

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Speaker 1: don't give an He's like, yeah pretty much. Yeah that's cool,

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Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get my friend guys um who

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Speaker 1: is a pan sexual porn star who does gay porn,

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Speaker 1: so it should be just freaking awesome. UM, I want

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Speaker 1: you to be you know, hear all of this. Um again.

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Speaker 1: If you guys want to email us any stories, any

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Speaker 1: horrible decisions, you can email us at Horrible Decisions at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You can also tweet me dm me.

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Speaker 1: Don't try to hold at me. You can d have

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Speaker 1: me some questions or some input, but clearly you like

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Speaker 1: the I G love. I do like if you're probably

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Speaker 1: of March madness right now, don't do that and you

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Speaker 1: know how to shoot and maybe she took to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the fund does that friend keep

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Speaker 1: anyways at full Court Pumps on Twitter and Instagram. That's

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Speaker 1: full Court pumps um. Hit me up and then where

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Speaker 1: can they find you? Wheezy again, no one really knows

1078
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Speaker 1: this bit, So you guys please go fall God do

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Speaker 1: you make me feel like a fucking nobody on my

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Speaker 1: space that was popping bro my space. Bro, we were

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Speaker 1: both popping bro. We were sixteen popping his fuck on

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Speaker 1: my space. Jesus, wheezy, WTF is where you can find her? Um, oh,

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Speaker 1: let's say something nice. I'm not even any shady, okay,

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Speaker 1: Jesus for real, because I'm just like, I'm feeling so

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Speaker 1: much love to see. So we're gonna end the show

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Speaker 1: with something nice about I'm really proud of you for um, so,

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Speaker 1: I know you think we're horrors. I'm not going to

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00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: negate that. But I've known Mandy a long time and

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Speaker 1: I watched her graduate like top ten or twenty of

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Speaker 1: her class, and now she works at a fortune company

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Speaker 1: in New York. And I just can't believe you have

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Speaker 1: a quit. I know this semester, I'm good at six figures.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going back. I am, um actually right now,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, I have this. I'll be done in December

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Speaker 1: with my bus and accounting. So it's fucking hard as ship.

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Speaker 1: And once I'm started making money, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: guess I could do this, you know, Yeah, I'm right,

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Speaker 1: no ship, And then I'm thinking of going to grad

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Speaker 1: school so Jesus shoot myself, UM, and yes, and something

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Speaker 1: nice about wheezy. UM. I'm just glad that you decided

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Speaker 1: to spend your trip giving back. Thank you. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you did, you know, gave something, um. And so the

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Speaker 1: fact that you brought like clothes and really spent your

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Speaker 1: your time giving back to the community, a community that

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Speaker 1: is not of your own, but a less fortunate one.

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Speaker 1: I will never go on a trip again to a

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Speaker 1: country like that without bringing ship. I definitely that's definitely commutable.

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Speaker 1: I think we should all do that. Anyways, guys, this

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Speaker 1: has been episode two of Horrible Decisions. UM. You can

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Speaker 1: catch us again next week again. All right, bye guys,