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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And if you think you're having a rough day, remember

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Speaker 2: somewhere out there, Mario is taking shrooms so he can

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Speaker 2: climb down a sewer pipe and stomp some gutter turtles

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Speaker 2: to win his kidnapped girlfriend back and dying hundreds of

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Speaker 2: times doing it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's and he's got to do with his brother.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, So please, let's all try to be grateful

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Speaker 2: during what's on your mind? Remember look how good our

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Speaker 2: lives are in comparison. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook.

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, our son, who's eight years old, has officially entered

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Speaker 4: his roasting stage. And that's all he's doing now islessly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Get honestly, he's so good at it, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: That's what your father's day.

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Speaker 4: We're on a walk and we like being this little

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Speaker 4: happy family, and I say to the kids like, oh,

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Speaker 4: you know, you're never gonna have a dad who loves

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Speaker 4: you as much as your dad, you know, And Michael's

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Speaker 4: kind of feeling proud, and all their turns and goes yeah,

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Speaker 4: until we get a stepdad.

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Speaker 2: Who apparently he knows something that's going on.

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Speaker 3: Michael's like, whoa, he goes, do we even know what

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Speaker 3: that means? He does yo, he goes, Yeah, it means

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Speaker 3: you're gonna die.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to But you know, there's a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of other options to getting the stepdad, but we're

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Speaker 4: not going to go into it.

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Speaker 1: But that's the way that he has his fingers crossed.

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Speaker 1: It helps that.

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Speaker 4: Then my birthday is the next day and the kids

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Speaker 4: face tied me at work and.

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Speaker 3: They're singing to me, and then older goes, yeah, you

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Speaker 3: look pretty good for fifty six.

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Speaker 5: Mom.

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Speaker 3: Whoa again? That hurt?

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Speaker 4: Is he just listening to the show't getting it from

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Speaker 4: He's getting it from I'm like, how are you age?

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Speaker 3: I mean at the age of eight.

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Speaker 1: I said, you get him in a stand up comedy.

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Speaker 3: Let him open here than us roast.

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Speaker 1: We know who's going to be on the days.

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Speaker 3: I'll invite him next week for What's on your mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be summer break and it'll just be all

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Speaker 4: there's moments.

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Speaker 3: All of us.

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Speaker 5: J Well, speaking of comedians, I had a comedy show recently.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I love for him to open.

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Speaker 3: He just roast me for five minuts.

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Speaker 5: So I wanted to get there extra early because the

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Speaker 5: club that I was going through this time. I'd never

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Speaker 5: been to that building before. So I show up and

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Speaker 5: I see a car in front of me pulling into

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Speaker 5: the garage. I follow the car, and that's where the

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Speaker 5: weirdness starts. All right After I park, I get out,

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Speaker 5: I can't find a place to pay anywhere, Okay, So

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Speaker 5: then I go to the elevators to go to like

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Speaker 5: the main area, and the elevators are locked. Yeah. So

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Speaker 5: then I find a stairwell and that takes me to

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Speaker 5: level one.

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Speaker 3: And as I'm opening this.

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Speaker 5: Door, there's a tiny sign that says do not open,

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Speaker 5: emergency alarm will sound.

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Speaker 3: Oh but it's a small sign, and I'm already.

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Speaker 5: Like, yeah, yeah, he's any way bigger if this was true.

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Speaker 3: And the blaring of the.

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Speaker 5: Century, and it wasn't just like one alarm, it was

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Speaker 5: the entire buildings of alarms. And I turn around and

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Speaker 5: I start thinking more. I see the main area and

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Speaker 5: that's when it clicks. It's a leasing office. This is

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Speaker 5: a residential garage.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you just followed someone into their park. Okay, you're performing.

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Speaker 5: No, this is not like the post of park. I

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Speaker 5: followed someone into a residential building.

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Speaker 3: You're not doing a living room show.

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Speaker 5: No, I go back and the gate is shut, like

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Speaker 5: you have to have again.

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Speaker 3: Now your car is locked in, and so I'm locked in.

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Speaker 5: So now I go to the leasing office while the

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Speaker 5: alarms are also they're running around like someone did something,

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, hey, can you guys help.

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Speaker 3: Me get my car out?

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Speaker 1: Do I have to rent like a unit here? So

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Speaker 1: get a key to get.

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Speaker 2: Almost a parking hack so close, alexis what's been on

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Speaker 2: your mind?

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Speaker 6: So the other day was Brooks birthday and in the morning,

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Speaker 6: you know, I get here and Ashton and I go

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Speaker 6: to put like a card and coffee on her desk,

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Speaker 6: which is so sweet, thank you. And that's what I

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Speaker 6: noticed though, how dirty Brooks desk is?

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Speaker 3: Okay, disgusting, It's not that bad.

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Speaker 6: There are crumbs everywhere, and I mean like in the keyboard,

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Speaker 6: in any corner of the desk, possible crumbs. We noticed

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Speaker 6: green paint, which I assume is from her being Shrek

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Speaker 6: last year of Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I had to mix a lot of

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Speaker 4: extra face paint.

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Speaker 3: And I don't like this is a way because what

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Speaker 3: if I painted again.

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Speaker 6: Paint exactly if there's been where she does her makeup?

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Speaker 3: Bad area.

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Speaker 6: Makeup stains everywhere, like once a month sticky.

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Speaker 3: I touchd the mouse and it was sticky. At one

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Speaker 3: point it was that's only because the little scroller thing

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Speaker 3: came off.

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Speaker 1: The little scroller ball.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just shocked for how clean I thought

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Speaker 6: Brooke was.

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Speaker 1: So you offered to clean it for her birthday off.

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Speaker 6: No, I actually did take a white and I wiped

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Speaker 6: it down because I need the car and co.

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Speaker 3: You can't notice because it's so dirty. The white was

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Speaker 3: brown and desk is still.

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Speaker 5: I just like, I feel like you set the car

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Speaker 5: down and just caught on fire.

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Speaker 6: I think we did to hire a professional cleaner for

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Speaker 6: Brooks desk area the office.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I was going to say thank you for my

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Speaker 4: birthday gifts, but I changed my mind to like wash

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Speaker 4: my hands after time.

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Speaker 3: To everyone's on your bike.

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Speaker 2: I've told you all many times that I live out

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Speaker 2: in the sticks, out in the wilderness, in a house

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Speaker 2: with zero cell service. But things take longer to get

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Speaker 2: done out there. They just they do because I'm just

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Speaker 2: farther from everything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, things are slower when you're out in the woods.

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Speaker 2: And recently, the most maddening thing happened where I got

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Speaker 2: home from work and the garbage people who come like

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Speaker 2: once every two weeks or something, they had taken my garbage,

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Speaker 2: But where's my can?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: They took it?

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Speaker 1: The garbage can was missing.

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Speaker 3: Oh did it blow down the street? That happens sometimes,

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Speaker 3: like if it's a windy day.

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Speaker 2: Mine was the only one missing out of like the

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Speaker 2: big line of cans that were there.

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Speaker 1: Not sure who took it or why.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not cheap to replace. No, you have to

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Speaker 3: call the city in pay.

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Speaker 2: And the neighbors haven't seen it. I had to go

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Speaker 2: on the app next door and ask have you seen.

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Speaker 1: My garbage can? With the picture of a generic can door.

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Speaker 1: Pretty pathetic, I know. So then I call the city.

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Speaker 2: They say it's going to be six to eight weeks

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Speaker 2: before they can get me a new garbage can. They're

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Speaker 2: that backed up, I guess. So now every day when

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Speaker 2: I come to work, I am dropping garbage off here

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Speaker 2: desk because I'm not putting it in the dumpster outside.

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Speaker 2: I can't reach that. I'm just piecing it out through

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Speaker 2: all the little garbage cans all throughout the building, carrying

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Speaker 2: like wrappers in my pocket, my old tupperware. I'll scrape

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Speaker 2: the food into like the breakroom trash like the opposite

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Speaker 2: of a raccoon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just piling it up.

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Speaker 2: But I've been reduced to this because someone nabbed my

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Speaker 2: trash can and it's not okay. If you've seen my

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Speaker 2: garbage can, text in to seven eight, five nine two.

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Speaker 2: I know it's out there somewhere, and also text in

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Speaker 2: tell us what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 1: It's broken. Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 4: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,