Speaker 1: Welcome back to.
Speaker 2: Merxim idiot.
Speaker 3: This is our first fight. This is our first fight.
Speaker 4: No comment on me saying I'm gonna have sex with
Speaker 4: you different energy drinks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to hear ABAMNTE today because I feel
Speaker 3: like I may be breaking my actually breaking my heart
Speaker 3: with Red Bull. You know, I've been I've been having
Speaker 3: some heart pains, some chest pains recently, and I should
Speaker 3: probably just cut caffeine out of.
Speaker 4: It's definitely just caffeine.
Speaker 3: However, how am I supposed to do this podcast without caffeine?
Speaker 2: Like, actually, people are always like, talk to me before
Speaker 2: my coffee, but I'm not fucking kidding.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking talk to me before my girl.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Literally, though, I've been having like crazy fucking chest pains recently,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: You go and sip like eighty milligrades of caffeine. You're like, literally,
Speaker 2: why does my heart feel like in the matter of
Speaker 2: like two minutes it will stop working.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been having palpitations. I've been having uh, just
Speaker 3: incredible chest pains where I literally collapse on the ground
Speaker 3: in pain and I lay on the floor of the
Speaker 3: house hoping Josh comes and finds me. So I get
Speaker 3: a little bit of attention, but it never fucking happens.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: What's fucked up is like if it was something else
Speaker 2: that I didn't feel like I could relate to, maybe
Speaker 2: i'd be more worried. But because what you're describing is
Speaker 2: literally exactly how like a feeling.
Speaker 4: I know. I'm like, I know it hurts, but we
Speaker 4: live in pain and we suffer, and.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's it's not something we should ignore though. I
Speaker 3: think it's like very we should both get it looked
Speaker 3: at because it's literally our hearts, like it's our fucking chest.
Speaker 3: That's not something that you should just like like, man,
Speaker 3: you know the things itself. We're too young for heart issues.
Speaker 2: If I had a heart attack, I like to think
Speaker 2: that like I would trend and that would be like
Speaker 2: a good thing.
Speaker 3: On Twitter for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have Twitter, so I don't know if
Speaker 2: i'd turn on Twitter, so maybe i'd get like a
Speaker 2: lot of reposts on like ig story.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I would definitely be I definitely milk your death.
Speaker 4: Like crazy, and you have all my premiss do.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know how I would react.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like we're not the kind of people
Speaker 2: to like grief publicly like that and intensely, which is
Speaker 2: kind of annoying because like, my lifelong goal is to
Speaker 2: get like as much attention as possible, and the idea
Speaker 2: that like when I pass, my friends won't be like
Speaker 2: but literally on the internet talking about me all the
Speaker 2: time twenty four to seven is kind of annoying, but
Speaker 2: like kind of beautiful because like I know, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, you're still loved, You're still loved.
Speaker 4: I want public love like people are like, no, that's toxic.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be like possessive and want people to be
Speaker 2: jealous and like angry, you know. I want all of
Speaker 2: my friends to know that, like if they lost me,
Speaker 2: it would be like the greatest, whether like I just
Speaker 2: stopped being their friends or I sorry, I thought I
Speaker 2: loved the front door open if we get if a
Speaker 2: stranger comes in, whether if it's Josiah or a stranger.
Speaker 4: I don't know how long that cut is or how like.
Speaker 2: Weird it was, but if it jumped, it's because we
Speaker 2: were getting a knock at the door and I thought
Speaker 2: it was Josiah and actually pissed me off so much
Speaker 2: because we told him to be quiet, and I was
Speaker 2: ready to go down there and like be a mean
Speaker 2: older sister and be like, what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 2: with me?
Speaker 3: I told you to shut the hell up when you
Speaker 3: came here.
Speaker 4: But it was the mailman. And then this is kind
Speaker 4: of weird.
Speaker 2: I got a poster delivered, so it was like like
Speaker 2: like a circular object, and he did, like we did
Speaker 2: have sex and we did use it like a dildo,
Speaker 2: so that was weird.
Speaker 4: But like I didn't, Yeah we did. I no one knows.
Speaker 4: I was gone for a long time.
Speaker 3: You were gone for like seven seconds.
Speaker 2: I'm a quick girl, it was. That's why they call
Speaker 2: it a quickie. Yeah, because it is quick.
Speaker 3: Was it like hot and sweaty?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Actually, because for once, we like blasted the ac so
Speaker 2: it's like, actually, yeah, it's only ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Degrees in the year, which is a good thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I think we've like lightly touched on it.
Speaker 2: But like it gets so fucking hot.
Speaker 3: It's like it says it's like eighty five, but no,
Speaker 3: it literally gets up to like one hundred and six,
Speaker 3: especially in my fucking room with all the windows, Like
Speaker 3: it's actually like almost unlivable.
Speaker 4: But no, it fully is unbearable.
Speaker 2: Especially like I don't know if we just got like
Speaker 2: the worst couch in the world, and the fabric of
Speaker 2: it like absorbs and like maintains heat.
Speaker 4: But sitting on our couch is like entering us on.
Speaker 3: Like I sit on the couch and I literally pass
Speaker 3: out from heat. And then I wake up like thirty
Speaker 3: minutes later, and I'm like literally dripping sweat and there's
Speaker 3: like a sweat stain on the couch and I'm like
Speaker 3: like waking sweat off my face onto my shirt and
Speaker 3: I'm like disoriented and dehydrated, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, like you're to crawl up in the kitchen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the living room gets so fun fuck hot. It like
Speaker 2: maintains humidity. That's what the couch does.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you know what I did when we were cleaning,
Speaker 3: like deep cleaning, I like moved the couch off the wall,
Speaker 3: like moved it forward like two feet, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this looks kind of cute and you should see it
Speaker 3: like it when it's like that, And I did. I
Speaker 3: moved everything around it, and it looked pretty nice. It
Speaker 3: looked like a new space.
Speaker 4: Refurnishing the house. Yeah, the house down boots the house down.
Speaker 2: Actually, I like I advocate for straight random people to
Speaker 2: start saying boots. But straight people already use galingo and
Speaker 2: it sounds funny, but they use it and they're trying
Speaker 2: to be serious. Like I like the idea of like
Speaker 2: someone like Kai using it because it sounds funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because him just being like, oh well that like instead
Speaker 2: of being like, yo, that's fire, being like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: That's boots.
Speaker 3: That girl's boots.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's boots. That's boots.
Speaker 2: The house like it to talk of the guy backing
Speaker 2: up and be like, yes, giving boots house lay mama.
Speaker 4: Like, I like the idea of all those words being used.
Speaker 2: Super monotone. I wish I was a monotone person. But
Speaker 2: every time I speak, it's I feel like I sound.
Speaker 4: Like a bitch or I'm just annoying.
Speaker 1: But that's all because I'm insecure.
Speaker 3: Well I'm just monotone. I have like very little fluctuation
Speaker 3: in my voice, and I kind of like it, Like
Speaker 3: it's like it's intriguing. It's like it does he hate
Speaker 3: me or does he like me?
Speaker 1: Mine is like this bitch fucking hates me?
Speaker 4: Ant he's a bitch.
Speaker 3: I have a good radio voice, Like, does I like
Speaker 3: sound good.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyone who speaks on the radio who
Speaker 2: talks like that, so I don't know why that's Like.
Speaker 3: I like, I have the golden voice.
Speaker 1: I have the mass singer voice.
Speaker 3: Literally, can we talk about the mass singerification of the
Speaker 3: fucking world?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Literally, I think did we talk about We.
Speaker 2: Talked about it lightly because we were talking about liking
Speaker 2: sexy beasts.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because I was gonna go into that, dude.
Speaker 2: No, that whole shit is so fucking good, just like
Speaker 2: all like shitty TV. Actually, I'm always like I don't
Speaker 2: watch TV, but I watch like shitty TV. Like I
Speaker 2: will sit if you put the like five hours of
Speaker 2: the back actually on in front of me, I will
Speaker 2: sit and watch it because like that shit is so interesting.
Speaker 3: I saw someone say, like literally putting on drag Race
Speaker 3: and not absorbing any of the information, and it like
Speaker 3: it's just babysitting me with bright colors and funny sounds
Speaker 3: like cocoa melon. Yeah, it's cocoa melon for adults, and
Speaker 3: like that's the realist shit. Ever, like I couldn't, I
Speaker 3: couldn't relate more like I don't absorb any of drag Race.
Speaker 3: I watch it simply for the loud times I eat
Speaker 3: the it's so good, like season All Star season six
Speaker 3: is like it's all right, it's like not the best season,
Speaker 3: but it's not definitely not the worst season, and there
Speaker 3: have been some of the best lip syncs of all
Speaker 3: time this season.
Speaker 2: I wish I like was still into it like that,
Speaker 2: like seeing All Stars season two, that's magnimuah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: magnimum opens.
Speaker 3: It sucks because like you didn't start there, but.
Speaker 4: Like that was like the second season I will yeah.
Speaker 3: Which is like it sucks because that's like it. I
Speaker 3: don't think it'll ever be as good as that. I mean, Beyonca's.
Speaker 2: Season Cocomon Trees performing on All Star season two is
Speaker 2: literally like.
Speaker 3: The longest running, fucking inside joke of the Friend group.
Speaker 4: That is like a grailed moment for.
Speaker 3: This like anytime. It's like this single thing I think
Speaker 3: on this earth that if you put it on, it
Speaker 3: will make us lose our goddamn minds no matter what.
Speaker 2: That is like the hardest try not to laugh challenge
Speaker 2: in the world is like her like jumping around with
Speaker 2: her top hat and then knowing that she wanted to
Speaker 2: perform a Janet song and she couldn't and that they
Speaker 2: gave her that like is so fucked up. It also
Speaker 2: goes really well with It's oh so quiet.
Speaker 3: By York, like that, oh really.
Speaker 1: Is that Debbie right?
Speaker 2: Anybody who has like was never saying that that is
Speaker 2: the most like, not a cutty reference, but it's the
Speaker 2: most like random reference ever.
Speaker 4: And there I bet there's so many people who are.
Speaker 2: Like, what are you talking literally and like us gesturing
Speaker 2: like top hats. It's like I wish I'd never seen
Speaker 2: it and I heard someone talk about it because it
Speaker 2: sounds very interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's single handedly the best moment to happen in
Speaker 3: drag race history.
Speaker 2: Herty I'm trying to think of any other like video
Speaker 2: or something that's like a grails for the group. I
Speaker 2: guess the Mustard video, like that video that every time
Speaker 2: we're all together we put on.
Speaker 3: It's like it's it's game over. We lose our fucking
Speaker 3: minds over it.
Speaker 4: Could I could?
Speaker 2: I admit to one that's like one that always makes
Speaker 2: us laugh that I always DJ on, which you know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about Coachella. Oh, basically one of my
Speaker 2: favorite videos to laugh at me because it will never not
Speaker 2: be funny is James Charles.
Speaker 3: Not enough people talk about that collection of videos, but
Speaker 3: that is actually the best thing, the best content he
Speaker 3: ever made. Do that and the one with him singing
Speaker 3: with the lowest brothers dancing in the background actually distokeing.
Speaker 4: Like no, that that is also that is a person
Speaker 4: who did all that and then was like in the
Speaker 4: middle of the Grand Canyon singing.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, James Charles, like is so effortlessly funny
Speaker 3: and it's unfair because everything he does makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: No, and it's no.
Speaker 5: What makes it so funny is like it's like very serious,
Speaker 5: like he thought him singing in the middle of that
Speaker 5: canyon was like ethereal, Like it was like it was
Speaker 5: like this is He watched.
Speaker 4: That video back and was like, oh, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like that was everything? Dude.
Speaker 2: If you can right now literally open up a separate
Speaker 2: time and look up James Charles, Cochela Beyonce, that person,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, that is like the least rhythmically inclined
Speaker 2: human on this planet.
Speaker 4: I like, and I stand by that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, period, point blank period. Everything. It's it's just so
Speaker 3: like it's so perfectly imperfect, Like there's so so many
Speaker 3: good bad things about it. It's like, like I think
Speaker 3: I've said this before, but like I actually enjoy watching
Speaker 3: bad movies more than good movies because like you literally
Speaker 3: don't have to focus on it. You just fucking laugh
Speaker 3: and make fun of it. Yeah, Like that's purely what
Speaker 3: those James Charles dancing videos are for me. Is just
Speaker 3: just like so bad. I can't look.
Speaker 4: It's like Coco Melon exactly.
Speaker 3: It turns off my brain. Didn't know, but we've analyzed them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've got it.
Speaker 2: They're just so like it's just a different world that
Speaker 2: is like a different reality that I will never understand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And like what freaks me out is I'm like, there's
Speaker 2: plenty of videos of me dancing on the internet.
Speaker 4: Does anybody like watch them and.
Speaker 1: Laugh like that?
Speaker 4: Because like I don't know, I guess the difference is.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like a sexy, hot girl, so I like
Speaker 2: slayh and like I'd like the whole thing is just
Speaker 2: it's so fucking funny that those videos of him dancing
Speaker 2: are awesome and just like the Chaps moment, like the Coach,
Speaker 2: the Curse of the Coachella.
Speaker 3: Dude, the Curse of Coachella Cowboy, like like what happened?
Speaker 3: How did that happen?
Speaker 2: The curse of Coachella outfits? Why the fuck are y'all
Speaker 2: treating it like.
Speaker 1: The metal like literally gets treated like the.
Speaker 3: Metgal We've literally we've had that conversation before where like
Speaker 3: James Charles like tried to like pave his own way
Speaker 3: in fashion and like tried this whole like I don't
Speaker 3: even know like what he was going for, but it
Speaker 3: really was just such a big miss, like in general.
Speaker 2: Dude, that that whole style or like section of fashion,
Speaker 2: I like don't get and like to each their own,
Speaker 2: but I don't get it. I don't get like the
Speaker 2: buckles and like the weird chaps and like like weird
Speaker 2: body suits like I don't I don't get it, like
Speaker 2: spitting body suit. It's literally like prepping to go to war, Like.
Speaker 3: He literally has like buckles all over him passing for was.
Speaker 1: Ready to jump on a fucking plane.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: I Like, we've also never been to Coachella, so I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe like the day I decided to go
Speaker 2: to Coachella, like something's gonna fucking click in the back
Speaker 2: of my brain and like a chip is and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to go to mel the Street and like
Speaker 2: start fucking grabbing outfits off of racks.
Speaker 4: But I don't get it. I'm like, it's a festival,
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: Is so uncomfortable dress comfortably. Yeah, I mean there are
Speaker 3: some people who do it right where I'm like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 3: you threw fits, Like Rickian Denzel.
Speaker 4: Well, Ricky and Donzel are just like they.
Speaker 3: Throw fits constantly, and I'm jealous of everything you do.
Speaker 2: But that's a different zone because they're like on top
Speaker 2: of their shit. Like again, not to get into like
Speaker 2: the fashion conversation of who knows what and who gets
Speaker 2: to wear what whatever. I don't give a fuck when
Speaker 2: anyone wears like do you. I'm just a cunt and
Speaker 2: I'm a hater and I'll make fun of anything that
Speaker 2: comes on in front of me. But like Denzel and
Speaker 2: Rookie are just like they just they're learned, they're they're like.
Speaker 3: They'rest in it.
Speaker 2: They don't wait till you know what it is. They
Speaker 2: don't wait till Coachella to throw fits. They're always like
Speaker 2: caring and catering to like what they wear. I think
Speaker 2: it's usually the people who like are like, I'm crazy,
Speaker 2: I wear sweatpants everywhere, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: it's like Coachella and they're like, I have to like
Speaker 2: wear fucking our Yandi Grandie booths, so.
Speaker 1: Like this three day festival, and then it's.
Speaker 3: Like stomping around in dirt with broken whels, like.
Speaker 1: Like squishing into the dirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't get it in my head. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I've been to I haven't been to a lot of festivals.
Speaker 2: I think I've been to like two. I've been to
Speaker 2: Flognaw and like three Point Festival in Miami, and both
Speaker 2: times I'm like, I literally think I wore like a
Speaker 2: tank top in dickies because I'm like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Be running around.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hot as fuck. It's gonna literally you're
Speaker 3: gonna be melting like.
Speaker 2: You're being pushed around. But I guess it's like VIP section.
Speaker 2: But even that, I'm like, I don't know. I guess
Speaker 2: are these the real question is these people aren't like, no,
Speaker 2: it's going to watch the concerts. It's like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go get fucked up for three days.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go for three days and takes.
Speaker 1: And post me dancing on my story dude.
Speaker 3: That is just I was so devastated when we didn't
Speaker 3: go to Coachella. I think in twenty eighteen because I
Speaker 3: really I so badly wanted to see AFX twin like
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 2: Literally Also the twenty eighteen was Beyonce too. I think
Speaker 2: that was like just a crazy.
Speaker 3: Coachella, literally the best Coachella.
Speaker 4: I don't know, people don't fuck with us.
Speaker 2: All these people get to go out for free and
Speaker 2: get their little tickets and stuff, and like us, no
Speaker 2: one gives a fuck Offut I guess y'all don't want to.
Speaker 2: No company wants to see my Coachella fits. No company
Speaker 2: wants to see me throw on my eyes.
Speaker 3: Booh boom man boo boo man or boo boo man.
Speaker 4: Boo boo.
Speaker 3: I made a boo boo.
Speaker 4: In my pants, so booo man.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to go. I'm trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'd wear I'd wear some Fashion Ova if I got
Speaker 2: to go to Coachella for free, No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I literally know, I want it a fashion of a
Speaker 3: body suit.
Speaker 2: I'd be like I'm saying, home, I guess if it
Speaker 2: was just like a tank top and something simple, i'd
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I'm not dude again.
Speaker 2: Again, I just can't certain things like I can't wear
Speaker 2: because I'm just like kind of funny. So it's it's like,
Speaker 2: could I see myself wearing? Like I also just like
Speaker 2: don't have like the body for a lot of clothing,
Speaker 2: so like I see it and like I'm like, imagine
Speaker 2: that on me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that sounds funny.
Speaker 3: I think just like I don't know, like what the
Speaker 3: fuck I would wear, Like I don't have like a
Speaker 3: fashion sense really, like I don't. I mean like kind
Speaker 3: of yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess me too, Like I don't. I'm like, what's
Speaker 2: the what is the yosification I would pull?
Speaker 3: All I know is that I want to go to
Speaker 3: Coachella is so fucking bad so I can work my
Speaker 3: little ass.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listening like seeing like I haven't been to like
Speaker 2: a concert that I'm like, oh, I'm exed. Like I
Speaker 2: go to a lot of concerts, but it's usually like
Speaker 2: a friend or like a hommie, and I'm like going
Speaker 2: and it's always fun and it's like I enjoy their music,
Speaker 2: but I haven't been to a concert where like actually
Speaker 2: I got uh tickets to a concert in like October,
Speaker 2: so like I'm trying to do that more because I like,
Speaker 2: I am trying to like buy tickets. I want to
Speaker 2: go see Claire, I want to see Tyler.
Speaker 4: But that's dude twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Like I that was my one gripe about like buying
Speaker 2: tickets for fucking anything. When someone goes on tour, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm buying something that I have to wait six months
Speaker 2: to go to, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: What if I'm busy?
Speaker 3: Literally, what if something comes up? What if I'm dead?
Speaker 4: What if I have to go to Coachella?
Speaker 3: And what if I I got Delta alfa COVID strain.
Speaker 2: Dude, all of the like people who like went to
Speaker 2: all the festivals and got COVID. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: saw some of those videos of like the crowds that
Speaker 2: like Lollapalooza, rolling loud and that part of festivals I
Speaker 2: can't get, Like I don't understand like standing at the
Speaker 2: barricade all day because I.
Speaker 3: Would literally freak the literally it like in all the
Speaker 3: sweaty bodies touching you and just like I would cry. Dude.
Speaker 3: I've been in so many concert situations where like the
Speaker 3: the like humidity from like body sweat like actually starts
Speaker 3: making me gag, Like it literally makes me like nauseously
Speaker 3: like because then I start thinking like, oh, like slimy
Speaker 3: bodies touching my arms and like sweat and like it
Speaker 3: just like literally like it's humidity made from body sweat,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I shouldn't be here, need to go
Speaker 3: to the back. So then I like leave the crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I usually hang in the back of like concerts.
Speaker 2: I've I've been in like the middle of that, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't last very long because I'm like grossed out
Speaker 2: by like the touch of other humans that I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's like very disgusting to me.
Speaker 3: But also as part of that is like kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like jumping around in it like a bit of
Speaker 2: like a mosh sequence, Like that's fun because at least
Speaker 2: you're moving, But when it's like stagnant and you're like sweaty,
Speaker 2: like oh at Flogna when we saw Playboy Cardi and
Speaker 2: we were like jumping around and she's like that's fun.
Speaker 4: But when I stayed like, come on, that's but would
Speaker 4: I stay there for a full day?
Speaker 3: No, not a chance, No, dude. I loved reading about
Speaker 3: like all the Miley cyrus stans like waiting barricade for Miley,
Speaker 3: but like Playboy Carti came on right before, and like
Speaker 3: obviously like Playboy CARTI fans like go hard as shit.
Speaker 3: They mosh like it's crazy, and all these like girls
Speaker 3: were getting like trapped in these like mash pits and
Speaker 3: like had to get like thrown over the barricade and
Speaker 3: like all this crazy shit, and they were like super pissed.
Speaker 3: They were like why would you put Playboy before Miley
Speaker 3: and like all this shit.
Speaker 4: And I was like they're two fucking humongous are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like the biggest, Yeah whatever. But I just
Speaker 3: thought it was funny and I would have been the
Speaker 3: Miley stand pissed off. Okay, can we talk about how
Speaker 3: it's like really fucking hard being like a grime stand
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's hard to being a fan of everyone, like
Speaker 2: and you can't be a fan of anyone, like anyone
Speaker 2: myself excluded.
Speaker 4: You just can't.
Speaker 3: Publicly can't claim anybody anymore like being a Lana del
Speaker 3: rays Stan like is actually harder than being a marine,
Speaker 3: Like I go to war every single day.
Speaker 2: I go to war with my own conscious yea, with
Speaker 2: every single n Like, yeah, it's just like you you
Speaker 2: grew up and then you're like, oh yeah, you should
Speaker 2: just keep making music and not talk, like you should
Speaker 2: definitely keep the times you should be talking for the
Speaker 2: most part is when you're belting notes, like let's keep
Speaker 2: it there. I don't I need to hear the thoughts,
Speaker 2: get a therapist, get off a TikTok. There should be
Speaker 2: like there should be me being like celebrities don't deserve
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 3: I was like, let's take celebrity second Amendment away and
Speaker 3: that like people who.
Speaker 4: Don't fuck me that's are like, yeah, stop speaking, like please,
Speaker 4: which I agree with.
Speaker 2: I don't think I should be able to speak, but
Speaker 2: I do it because it's my rebellion.
Speaker 4: Like I know you don't want me to do it,
Speaker 4: and I do it because like that's that's me.
Speaker 1: Literally literally grhymes, she's like I want to that.
Speaker 3: No, literally, she's just like I think she knows, she knows.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously she knows exactly what she's fucking doing.
Speaker 3: Everything she says is very calculated and it's like all
Speaker 3: publicity's good publicity moment, like she says the things that
Speaker 3: she knows will piss people off. I don't think her
Speaker 3: like comments on like communism and shit were really thought out.
Speaker 3: I think she was just like saying shit. But like
Speaker 3: at the end of these videos, like she has like
Speaker 3: Elon Musk in the background saying like invest in bitcoin
Speaker 3: or some like crazy shit like that, and it's all
Speaker 3: just like fucking sciop mind games like knowing with people's brains,
Speaker 3: which like.
Speaker 2: It's also like you get to that point and you
Speaker 2: kind of don't have to care about like what people.
Speaker 4: On the internet think.
Speaker 3: She's literally married to the richest man in the world, yeah,
Speaker 3: or second whatever it is, second richest man, Like do
Speaker 3: you think the hate that she's getting is really affecting her?
Speaker 4: Which is insane to get to.
Speaker 2: Like I've never understood the idea of like good publicity
Speaker 2: is all. All publicity is good publicity, especially within like
Speaker 2: influencer world. I can't understand like the whole like enjoying
Speaker 2: getting into a scandal and like making your whole thing
Speaker 2: being like a bad person. It's always like really confused
Speaker 2: me and It used to actually make me really fucking angry,
Speaker 2: but now I'm like, oh, you're you were born in
Speaker 2: like a different reality.
Speaker 4: Like that That's how I like understand them.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, Freudism, you probably didn't get enough attention
Speaker 3: as a child, so you have to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which we didn't, but like we take we know
Speaker 2: not to be like evil fucking heathens. Yeah, we we
Speaker 2: troll and we little thing, but I like to think
Speaker 2: we're like decent people not to like question anyone's morals
Speaker 2: because I hate when they do it to me. But
Speaker 2: I don't understand when people's whole thing is like all
Speaker 2: publicity is good publicity. I like say, crazy shit, I'm like,
Speaker 2: how do you not have the most anxiety? Because I
Speaker 2: literally care so much about like making sure that like
Speaker 2: what I say.
Speaker 4: Comes across like how I mean it, because.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate when I say something and someone takes
Speaker 2: it and like is misinterpreting it and it becomes like
Speaker 2: a big thing. It literally drives me crazy and like
Speaker 2: to the point of tears because I'm like, please, like
Speaker 2: this is what I felt.
Speaker 3: Like, I swear like this like goes back to what
Speaker 3: we were saying earlier, Like we should just shut the
Speaker 3: fuck up, like period.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe those people are like the people with
Speaker 2: like smaller egos because they literally don't care.
Speaker 4: What anybody is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I what I was gonna say is, no
Speaker 3: one is. I don't think anybody's ready for this conversation.
Speaker 3: And this might be the hottest take of my life.
Speaker 3: So Tannemos is the most based red pilled person on
Speaker 3: the internet right now.
Speaker 4: I have to disagree.
Speaker 2: I literally like, I don't need to get to into details.
Speaker 3: I was just I do not think she knows.
Speaker 2: We don't have to get into that conversation because this
Speaker 2: isn't the we're we're not pulling. We don't play the
Speaker 2: same game of tea spill yosification of the world.
Speaker 4: But let's just say I agree to disagree.
Speaker 2: Fully with my whole heart with the actions of a
Speaker 2: lot of people, and I'll do it at that. Maybe
Speaker 2: if you caught me in like twenty seventeen, before twenty
Speaker 2: eighteen before what Yeah, I got therapy in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: So you caught me before therapy and you brought anything
Speaker 2: to my plate, I would be very ready to give
Speaker 2: like my hot take. Yeah, But then I got a
Speaker 2: reality check and a therapist, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe I should mind my fucking business.
Speaker 3: And it's literally the biggest blessing that we waited four
Speaker 3: years to do this podcast because fully the shit we
Speaker 3: would have said about people or just in general, like
Speaker 3: it would not have been okay, Like we would have
Speaker 3: fully like made enemies, like people would be attacking us constantly, which.
Speaker 4: Is like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That goes back to my thing about pride, is like
Speaker 2: I don't believe in being friends with people I don't
Speaker 2: fuck with.
Speaker 4: Like if I am friends.
Speaker 2: With someone, I can be friendly, though yeah I can
Speaker 2: fully be friendly, Like I'm not the kind of person
Speaker 2: that if I like met.
Speaker 4: Can you be friendly?
Speaker 3: You've had moments where you don't like people and you
Speaker 3: are not friendly?
Speaker 2: Okay, I you know what it is is like if
Speaker 2: I get to know someone a little bit and I
Speaker 2: see like whether it be whether it be like I again,
Speaker 2: I am very like I'm a piece of shit.
Speaker 4: I can't stress this enough. I say it all the time.
Speaker 2: I am like a hating, bitter bitch, and I like
Speaker 2: understand that, and I know that I've gotten very good
Speaker 2: at not being open about it because I know that
Speaker 2: it's like an insecurity thing and I project onto other
Speaker 2: people and whatever, whatever, whatever. But like, at this point
Speaker 2: in my life, if I get to know someone and
Speaker 2: whether it be like I don't like what they like
Speaker 2: make or the way they act or whatever.
Speaker 4: Whatever, if I get to know someone and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know what, they're.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool, Like I feel bad.
Speaker 4: I was like a cut about this person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I could be chill. Do I have to
Speaker 2: publicly be homeed up?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, But there's there's been a lot of which.
Speaker 1: Like do I have the public read that's like the
Speaker 1: high school shit ever.
Speaker 3: We've talked about this before, but like, imagine dating someone
Speaker 3: who like is like a creative person and they make
Speaker 3: the worst shit ever. Like imagine mating dating someone and
Speaker 3: like their music is just like fucking garbage and twenty
Speaker 3: one the festival. You have to fake?
Speaker 4: No, I And I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I like could not. I am such a bad fucking liar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I was talking about this, I think to Lucas. Oh,
Speaker 2: because for Lucas's thing, he like came up to me.
Speaker 2: I was supposed O'Ryan was going to show up as
Speaker 2: a surprise because it was a big thing, and she
Speaker 2: was like not gonna come to his like birthday party
Speaker 2: because she was like busy moving. And she was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can go, like, don't tell them
Speaker 2: because like Luke was said, she wasn't gonna show up. Literally,
Speaker 2: he came up to me and without thinking twice, he
Speaker 2: was like, is O Ryan coming?
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was like.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I never remember when I forgot to feed Oryan's cat
Speaker 2: for literally three days, and the normal person would have
Speaker 2: lied have been like, yeah, yeah, I fed him, and
Speaker 2: I immediately was like no.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm too good of a liar, like.
Speaker 4: I'm That's how we balanced each other out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I think like I'm not a good liar,
Speaker 3: but like growing up, I lied a lot to my
Speaker 3: parents and I just got good at it, and I
Speaker 3: got good at like making like, oh dude, it was
Speaker 3: gnarly like I would like you were Gaslin. I was gnarly,
Speaker 3: like I would like say some crazy shit like I
Speaker 3: would admit to like the lesser of two evils, Like
Speaker 3: I would like be like blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and then like keep this like evil shit that I
Speaker 3: did on the side or like I would like tell
Speaker 3: the truth about like someone like an acquaintance and be like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, they're like fucked up while I was the
Speaker 3: one doing it with them like type shit, and like
Speaker 3: I I don't know how I like got away with
Speaker 3: half the shit I did as a kid, but dude,
Speaker 3: I was on fucking demon mode. I like I'm a chameleon,
Speaker 3: like I can just like turn it on and off.
Speaker 3: But also at the same time, like if I love
Speaker 3: and respect you, I'm not gonna fucking lie to you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, fully, like of.
Speaker 3: Course, like I don't lie to people I love.
Speaker 2: Mine isn't even a flex. I wish I could fucking lie,
Speaker 2: Like I want so badly to be able to lie,
Speaker 2: but like I'm just like a pussy and I'm like
Speaker 2: scared and I'm like yeah, like I just admit to
Speaker 2: it before like it gets too mad, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, but I think a big part of it is
Speaker 3: also just like literally my entire persona online is like
Speaker 3: like I don't understand how people like follow me like
Speaker 3: as like a as a person because like I don't
Speaker 3: think I've posted a single like real thing online ever
Speaker 3: in my entire life.
Speaker 2: You do it in like little ways about like things
Speaker 2: you like, but yeah, you're not very personal.
Speaker 4: Line, you got like pretty good at it. You got
Speaker 4: like more personal in the past.
Speaker 3: Year maybe, But yeah, Also I just like took a
Speaker 3: step away from the internet for like the last year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I just kind of like, I mean we all did.
Speaker 3: We kind of just all dropped off the face of
Speaker 3: the earth for a year there. But it was needed
Speaker 3: for me at least.
Speaker 2: As I say, I think, like even we just I
Speaker 2: don't know that we have the like the brain to
Speaker 2: be like top tier influence.
Speaker 3: I was to say it, like I was about to
Speaker 3: go into that, like my entire outlook or the way
Speaker 3: I view the like social media landscape has completely changed
Speaker 3: in the last year, like like it's almost like bad,
Speaker 3: like the way I view it now, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I.
Speaker 2: Used to get really like hard on myself, and we
Speaker 2: make jokes about it a lot about like our lack
Speaker 2: of consistent se but I just I don't I don't
Speaker 2: know that I will ever have.
Speaker 4: Like I look at someone like Emma and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, you are a machine and and I'm so fucking jealous.
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous that like you like work, your ass
Speaker 2: off and you like go in and like still I
Speaker 2: think she's someone who like openly like struggles mentally and
Speaker 2: she's like open about that. I'm like, how the fuck
Speaker 2: do you have that? And you're still working the way
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 3: Like a beast mode.
Speaker 4: It's so I literally have zero lust for life to
Speaker 4: like chase like that.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like.
Speaker 3: Like I always like, why don't I have a five
Speaker 3: million dollar home in the hills? And I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: what have I been doing? Like what do I do
Speaker 3: to this?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't work at the pace of someone who like
Speaker 2: would have a c in my apartment like I I
Speaker 2: just don't. Like that's not the pace I work at.
Speaker 2: And everybody's always like how do you get all these things?
Speaker 2: How do you buy all these things?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't. The real answer is I shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I saw that comment. Someone was like, this isn't supposed
Speaker 3: to be offensive, but like how the fuck do they
Speaker 3: live like they it's not from YouTube, Like they never
Speaker 3: post on YouTube, Like how did they make money.
Speaker 4: To buy the hair of my chin?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 2: Like I grace by and I have no luss for anything,
Speaker 2: and I'll fake it till I make it or break it.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the real time. I just like I think
Speaker 3: for me, I just don't. I actually have like trained
Speaker 3: my brain. I used to like like plan out my
Speaker 3: future like to fucking tea, and now I literally don't
Speaker 3: give a shit what happens tomorrow. Like now, I literally
Speaker 3: like I I can't think into the future because I
Speaker 3: will lose my goddamn mind. So like now I'm kind
Speaker 3: of just like money comes and goes.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's also like an attention, like thestorder like object permanence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I like can't I'm like, I can't plan
Speaker 4: like you, dude, I can't stay on a motherfucker who's like.
Speaker 1: Use Google calendars read this book.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I was the fuck out of you.
Speaker 3: Like what you want me to use a planner?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm you want to know what happens to planners.
Speaker 2: I write in them the day I get them, if
Speaker 2: I'm lucky, and then they sit and then like eight
Speaker 2: months later, I'm like I find it, Oh, what's in this?
Speaker 1: And it's like one thing.
Speaker 3: Three pages of maybe some shit I did timph the
Speaker 3: bullet Journal shit.
Speaker 4: For a little while, we tried hell hard.
Speaker 3: It just like I don't know, like I just forget
Speaker 3: that things exist, Like I literally just like forget about
Speaker 3: it and it's whatever.
Speaker 2: I was literally just talking to a friend about this
Speaker 2: because two days ago I got home from lucasysing and
Speaker 2: I had a bathing suit on, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to use this in two days, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna wash it now. And I in my head thought
Speaker 2: I took it out of the washer and I just
Speaker 2: walked around for like thirty minutes of trying to find it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, you know what happened is
Speaker 2: like the thing where I picked something up and I
Speaker 2: carried it around for like thirty minutes and I drop
Speaker 2: it and I literally will never see it again. And
Speaker 2: then it was still in the washer, but I didn't
Speaker 2: check in the washer because I was like, no, I
Speaker 2: picked it up, and then I picked up like another
Speaker 2: thing in Lost.
Speaker 4: In the Ruin.
Speaker 3: We should do an episode where like we're medicated for
Speaker 3: ADHD or add like we should just like medicare we're
Speaker 3: just quiet. Why it would be like the worst thing ever,
Speaker 3: and like that's something I talked about it briefly on
Speaker 3: the last episode we didn't really go into it, but
Speaker 3: like someone was like, why don't you like medicate yourself
Speaker 3: And I was just like, dude, like if you've seen
Speaker 3: me on like ADHD medicine, like I literally turned into
Speaker 3: a zombie, like I become like wallpaper, Like I'm so uninteresting.
Speaker 3: Like it's really terrible. Which it's like a vicious cycle
Speaker 3: because like online like I have to be like like
Speaker 3: es quirky, spat sporadic whatever. But like in like balancing
Speaker 3: like work, like actual work, like it's like tough because
Speaker 3: like I'm not medicated.
Speaker 2: My manager is like can you please do this one thing?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh yeah, I'll do it right now,
Speaker 2: and literally within an instant, I'm like gone for fourteen
Speaker 2: days and then he's like.
Speaker 4: You haven't done it, and I'm like yeah I did,
Speaker 4: and I did it and I thought I did.
Speaker 2: And like the thing is too like it is just
Speaker 2: like yeah, it's a vicious cycle because it's like there
Speaker 2: have been times where I'm like, you know what, I
Speaker 2: have to get so much done today, I'm gonna do it,
Speaker 2: like I'm just gonna medicate myself for the day, and
Speaker 2: then like I'll be fucked up because like I don't
Speaker 2: like that. I'm like not as witty and cuddy because
Speaker 2: my brain's been beating a million miles an hour.
Speaker 4: And like literally a very.
Speaker 2: Specific incident I think of is I was like working
Speaker 2: in my room and like medicaid and actually getting shit done,
Speaker 2: and Josh came in and said something to me, and
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding the fact that I had to like
Speaker 2: dig deep in my brain to find a witty response
Speaker 2: and then it took too long and it wasn't good.
Speaker 2: It like destroyed me, and I was like, no, I'd
Speaker 2: rather literally never get anything done.
Speaker 3: And that's like exactly, I'd rather be myself, which is
Speaker 3: like not okay.
Speaker 1: It's like what if I lose my spore?
Speaker 3: This spark the sparking question. It's the sparking question. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe we need to lose it. No, not enough people
Speaker 3: are talking about Josh's short film Minimum Max, because like
Speaker 3: he like I'm not saying that as a joke, Like
Speaker 3: he literally like made a short film about this exact topic.
Speaker 4: I know literally when he was like fucking foteen.
Speaker 3: And it actually is like fucking good. Like I watch
Speaker 3: it and like tear up at it because I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that was like me as a kid,
Speaker 3: like I wonder if I would still be Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm I was supposed to be a doctor. I don't
Speaker 3: I've said that a few times online, Like I was
Speaker 3: supposed to be a fucking doctor, and now I'm here.
Speaker 4: I was always supposed to imagine.
Speaker 3: If I was medicated, I would be a doctor.
Speaker 1: If I was medicated, I would I don't know what the.
Speaker 4: Fun that'd be.
Speaker 3: I'd be like an surgeon.
Speaker 2: I never ever want in my life thought like I
Speaker 2: should do something that like basis on academics.
Speaker 4: Like and never once in my life, never once in
Speaker 4: my life. I guess I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to be like a journalist or like a writer
Speaker 2: in general. But even that that was just me being
Speaker 2: fucking annoying. I'm like, I want people to listen to
Speaker 2: me still like that, Like that's still very a narcissistic thing,
Speaker 2: like it is creative based, but like I was, like,
Speaker 2: I want people to like listen to me.
Speaker 4: Like everything I've ever wanted to do. That literally everything
Speaker 4: I've ever.
Speaker 1: Wanted to do, I like, how to do with getting attention.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a model attention. I want to
Speaker 4: be a gymnast. I could do flips.
Speaker 2: Attention, I wanted to be I wanted to be a
Speaker 2: fashion designer for like three minutes again, attention, wear my clothes.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be a radiohead, a radio host. Listen
Speaker 2: to me, I'm doing. I want to be a journalist,
Speaker 2: listen to me. Like it was just all like listen, look, listen.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 3: Mine was like, Oh, I like animals, I'm going to
Speaker 3: be a biologist. Oh, I like water animals. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be a marine bibologist.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: I want to be rich when I'm older. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be a doctor. Oh, but I want to like
Speaker 3: also help people love themselves because I hate my fucking body.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a plastic surgeon. That was like
Speaker 3: my thing. And then also I like fucked up my
Speaker 3: knee at a really young age, and I think that
Speaker 3: was very pivotal for like my career path because I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, like I loved my doctor. I was like,
Speaker 3: I want to do that, and I wanted to be
Speaker 3: an orthopedic surgeon for a long time. But then I
Speaker 3: switched over and then I was like pre med for
Speaker 3: a little bit. I can't believe people like.
Speaker 4: Have doctors like just engine like when you go feel
Speaker 4: something out. It's like your doctor. I'm like, what does
Speaker 4: that mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my doctor, dude, my heart doctor ghosted me. I
Speaker 3: just realized my heart doctor just fucking ghosted me again.
Speaker 3: I hate this shit. I hate doctors. I love doctors,
Speaker 3: like that's a lie.
Speaker 1: But like anybody practicing to be a doctor.
Speaker 3: And I was like, if you no one is listening.
Speaker 2: I say, actually, if you're practicing, if you're in med
Speaker 2: school and this is what you're listening to, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not get help like you.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not going to you.
Speaker 1: I don't trust you, dude. There was a funnyess expact
Speaker 1: that I was like, no, because you need to go
Speaker 1: to old ass.
Speaker 2: Doctors because these motherfuckers are coppying my homemark. Literally they're
Speaker 2: they're googling the answers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they Oh my god, doctors. Old doctors didn't grow
Speaker 3: up with people. That's something I realized today. Also, the
Speaker 3: internet was invented in the nineties, Like, well, that doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense to me, like it should. It was invented
Speaker 3: like in the fifties or like in the forties.
Speaker 2: Like when you said that, I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? Because my head it's the
Speaker 2: complete opposite.
Speaker 3: It feels like, I mean it literally for me, has
Speaker 3: been here forever, for your whole life, for my entire life.
Speaker 3: So I'm just like it's been around forever. I don't know.
Speaker 3: My brain was just like fucking blown away that it
Speaker 3: was invented, like just in the nineties, and like, look
Speaker 3: how far it's come, and now it's like an actual hate.
Speaker 2: The Internet has literally only been around since like twenty ten,
Speaker 2: twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Maybe, oh my god, what if the Internet is just
Speaker 3: like a Harvard social experiment and they're just gonna shut
Speaker 3: it down and be like, yeah, we wanted to see
Speaker 3: the human condition.
Speaker 4: Like I'm always like that would be awesome, but then
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 3: Have no job, And like what what am I gonna go?
Speaker 3: What did I say the other day? What am I
Speaker 3: gonna be a fucking coal miner in the commune. It's
Speaker 3: like no, like I'm gonna be a comedian in the.
Speaker 1: Commune, to be a fucking jester, to get stoned.
Speaker 3: Not everybody can be clowns in the commune, but we will.
Speaker 3: We will.
Speaker 1: No, why didn't you say that? You were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're like if everything if so, if like everything collapsed.
Speaker 3: Like I think we were talking about like emp is
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what I said.
Speaker 3: I was gonna be like, I'm not gonna be fucking
Speaker 3: making bracelets, like I'm gonna I'm they're gonna put me
Speaker 3: in the fucking coal mines and I'm literally gonna get
Speaker 3: black lung.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make me go have a kid, Like, go
Speaker 1: have a kid. I'm like, what's the worst thing someone
Speaker 1: can say to me? Even though what two episodes ago,
Speaker 1: I was just being like I love to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bored life is boring.
Speaker 3: Do what you want, do what you want life.
Speaker 2: I mean, this.
Speaker 3: Episode's gotten pretty smooth. We haven't had we didn't even
Speaker 3: come up with topics, and I'm pretty like we've like
Speaker 3: just been That's.
Speaker 4: What happens when you have an attention issue.
Speaker 2: Oh, we were gonna talk about our Zilow addiction and
Speaker 2: how we love looking at houses that will never happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I anywhere I fucking go, like no matter
Speaker 3: where it is, Like the first thing I'm doing is
Speaker 3: looking up the real estate market in town, and then
Speaker 3: like whatever house I'm at, I look up the real
Speaker 3: estate on that. I'm so fucking nosy about it.
Speaker 4: Sia does that. Just Sia is a fucking freak. If
Speaker 4: he'll be like, what's that address and he'll.
Speaker 1: Go on zilo and look around, Yeah, so he can
Speaker 1: know the format of the house.
Speaker 3: No, I'm so nosy about people's financials, Like like I
Speaker 3: met this person and like the first thing, like I
Speaker 3: don't care, Like why is everyone so like like don't
Speaker 3: talk about money? Like bitch, No, we need to talk
Speaker 3: more about money. I need to know how much money
Speaker 3: you're making, and then I compare myself to you.
Speaker 6: I I don't ask about how much money people are making,
Speaker 6: but I'll ask like really invasive questions, which in my head,
Speaker 6: I'm like, they're not invasive.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if someone knows how much
Speaker 2: I pay in rent, like I don't know, yeah, but
Speaker 2: like I will go into someone's telling me like this
Speaker 2: is invasive. About how much money do you spend to
Speaker 2: live here? Like I always ask that, and like if
Speaker 2: someone has a nice car, I'm like, how much money
Speaker 2: did you spend on?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Every time, every fucking time, I'm like, what's your monthly payments?
Speaker 3: And it's just like I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just I always didn't answer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get an answer every time, And that's the thing,
Speaker 3: and no one's ever uncomfortable by it. But why did
Speaker 3: we create this stigma around asking people about their financials.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. I never will get it. It's
Speaker 3: because our parents, our parents, like every the generation before us,
Speaker 3: they're the boomers, baby whatever. But Zilo addiction. The first
Speaker 3: thing I'm doing, I'm looking up how much this house
Speaker 3: costs and how much the real estate around it cost
Speaker 3: and if I could afford any of these houses. Never
Speaker 3: can I afford a house?
Speaker 4: Never?
Speaker 1: Once I've said this.
Speaker 2: I think I said this in like an episode already,
Speaker 2: But like I just don't understand the concept of owning anything.
Speaker 2: Like owning little things I get, but like I don't
Speaker 2: like understand big things.
Speaker 4: I'm like why, I'm like, why do I need it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I forgot what I think. I was talking
Speaker 3: with my dad about this. This is like the whitest
Speaker 3: shit you'll ever fucking hear. I was like, we were like, like,
Speaker 3: the billionaires are buying all the homes, They're making it
Speaker 3: a renters based economy, and my dad is like, that's
Speaker 3: not a bad thing, like like, and I was like
Speaker 3: I want to own a home though, and He's like,
Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably more expensive to own a home
Speaker 3: now than to just rent one for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life. And I was like maybe, I like.
Speaker 4: Don't know what the comparison with that would even mean,
Speaker 4: Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, would it be cheaper to spend
Speaker 2: even if I got, like, say, if an apartment was
Speaker 2: like a thousand dollars a month, which is like in
Speaker 2: what fucking world?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a decent human sized apartment being a.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars, But even if that was I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: spending like twelve thousand dollars a year for like eighty years,
Speaker 2: I guess that is cheaper than.
Speaker 3: Like buying a home, yeah, in some markets, but.
Speaker 2: Like literally that is like the craziest hypothetical ever because
Speaker 2: you cannot live anywhere for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the most part, not even the like that's
Speaker 3: eight hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: You're you're asking me to do that math?
Speaker 4: Are you serious? Right now?
Speaker 2: I'm dumb as fuck. I took my SAT and I
Speaker 2: didn't even know you need to bring a calculator. This
Speaker 2: was in twelfth grade, and I couldn't do long division.
Speaker 4: I can do long division.
Speaker 2: Don't ask me to do Yeah, I'm like I don't
Speaker 2: even remember the like little care, I don't know what
Speaker 2: goes anywhere, Like.
Speaker 4: What does that mean? No?
Speaker 3: I actually when I first moved to LA, like that
Speaker 3: was something I wanted to test, Like me and Christian
Speaker 3: just sat down and were just like trying to do
Speaker 3: like long division together and like I could do it then,
Speaker 3: but then like recently I tried it and like it
Speaker 3: just like left my brain. I was just like like
Speaker 3: it kind of freaked me out too. I was like
Speaker 3: I don't know how to do like simple like even
Speaker 3: simple division, like like like whatever, I mean, I can
Speaker 3: like do some mental math or whatever, but like writing
Speaker 3: it down on paper like the fucking tree stems and whatever,
Speaker 3: Like I don't get it. It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2: Math is like never really made sense to me. I
Speaker 2: was really good at something for some reason, at geometry.
Speaker 2: I was really good at geometry and then passed that.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I don't know, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2: But also like Miami Dade like schools like you didn't
Speaker 2: have to actually know how to do anything and you
Speaker 2: could just like graduate and that's how I graduated. I
Speaker 2: just like I was good at reading and writing and
Speaker 2: like weird enough history. But that's because I, like I've
Speaker 2: said this before, I had like favoritism. I have a
Speaker 2: favoritism for like really fucking cunty like evil teachers, and
Speaker 2: they always like me too because we're both like based.
Speaker 4: In like bitterness and asrea. So I was like that
Speaker 4: in my history class. Also, actually, what were we watching?
Speaker 2: Oh, we were watching David Chow's show yesterday. Who this
Speaker 2: was such a good question. Who was like the first
Speaker 2: person to believe in you, like to like look at
Speaker 2: you and like see something in you?
Speaker 3: Because literally probably you really Yeah, like no, like I
Speaker 3: swear to God like legitimately, like all the internet shit
Speaker 3: I was doing up until like I met like you
Speaker 3: or Christian, Like everyone was like you're fucking weird, You're whack,
Speaker 3: like cool, like you have half a million people following
Speaker 3: you on the internet, Like those people aren't real, those
Speaker 3: are just numbers. And then like we just turned it
Speaker 3: into something way bigger.
Speaker 1: Oh that's street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who was the first like adult? Do you think though?
Speaker 4: My mom.
Speaker 3: My mom is literally my biggest Like she she like
Speaker 3: watches every podcast on Apple, on Spotify and on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Like six times, like she's like that needs to get
Speaker 3: the eighteen. I need to get the eighteen streams in.
Speaker 2: I think the first like adult my dad like obviously
Speaker 2: always like knew I was like smart and like well rounded,
Speaker 2: and I think he always like believed I would do something,
Speaker 2: but like culturally he didn't.
Speaker 4: He's just like a he's like a.
Speaker 2: Guy from fucking Enduras, Like he doesn't understand like the
Speaker 2: Internet and stuff.
Speaker 4: And I think, like with a lot of like.
Speaker 2: Older parents, like of course they're like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like it's very traditional like go to college and ship.
Speaker 2: But the first adult to believe in me and like
Speaker 2: whoever like really listened.
Speaker 4: To me and like what I was saying and thought
Speaker 4: I was like an.
Speaker 2: Intelligent person was my English teacher from high school. He
Speaker 2: literally changed my life. And I've told him that a
Speaker 2: million times, but like it always blows my mind how
Speaker 2: like some people don't realize like how important it is
Speaker 2: to fucking listen to a teenager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like literally yeah, just like to tell them
Speaker 3: they're doing okay, or like even just like to let
Speaker 3: them know like oh you are like chill as fuck,
Speaker 3: like you have a different Yeah you think you see
Speaker 3: things different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was like so important for me that,
Speaker 2: like I remember, I would like get in a lot
Speaker 2: of trouble in school, in reading and writing classes because
Speaker 2: I didn't believe in like and I still don't. I
Speaker 2: think it's fucking stupid, but I guess I get it,
Speaker 2: like on like a school basis, so that like everyone's
Speaker 2: following a certain set of rules and it's like maybe
Speaker 2: easier to grade, I don't know whatever, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: I fucking hated doing a draft of a paper and
Speaker 2: doing like it has to be five paragraphs and it
Speaker 2: has to be like this. And I would always get
Speaker 2: in trouble with English teachers because I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: And like on like we had f cat like that
Speaker 2: was our like yearly thing, and I would always make
Speaker 2: it everything that I didn't have, like some weird resolution
Speaker 2: paragraph if anything. I would always pick a topic that
Speaker 2: there was no like resolution to and I would write
Speaker 2: about it so that at the end I could be.
Speaker 4: Like, there is no resolution to this, and like I
Speaker 4: would never conclude things.
Speaker 2: I would always just write it exactly how I wanted it,
Speaker 2: and somehow I always passed. But like my teachers would
Speaker 2: get really mad at me, and then like he was
Speaker 2: a first teacher who was like that is so awesome,
Speaker 2: and like he was just really nice about it. And
Speaker 2: then like I remember I obviously as a teacher, especially
Speaker 2: as like an English teacher, I feel like he any
Speaker 2: teacher is like go to college. And I remember once
Speaker 2: he told me, like in my senior year, he was like,
Speaker 2: you have fully changed my mind on like the idea
Speaker 2: of like what people decide to do with their life,
Speaker 2: like whether it be like education.
Speaker 3: Or like career wise, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: And like we he was just always so like nice
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: And when I would be like I'm not going to
Speaker 2: college from like freshman year, when I was like I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm going to go to college, like I
Speaker 2: can't do like school, it doesn't work for me, he
Speaker 2: was like always open to it and like open to
Speaker 2: a conversation with me.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I had teachers who would literally bully the fuck
Speaker 4: out of it and not wanting to go to college.
Speaker 4: But like, yeah, it's just so crazy how like adults
Speaker 4: really don't.
Speaker 2: I think it's hard for them to understand that, like
Speaker 2: the things they say to kids, even out of anger
Speaker 2: or like trying to like guard them, like you have
Speaker 2: to be careful because like you're doing a lot of
Speaker 2: damage and then when you're doing good, you're like you
Speaker 2: have no idea how good you help.
Speaker 3: Like what you're doing. Yeah, I think, like I forget
Speaker 3: her name, but I had a vice principle who like
Speaker 3: we had like a very like tumultuous relationship, Like she
Speaker 3: like was always getting onto me, like and like like
Speaker 3: anytime I would post it on the internet during school,
Speaker 3: like she would be pissed, like all all my internet
Speaker 3: shit like during school, she was always so like anti it,
Speaker 3: but like I think she knew like deep down that
Speaker 3: like I was doing what I wanted to do, so
Speaker 3: she kind of like fucking respected it. And I think
Speaker 3: she was like kind of like the only person like
Speaker 3: in my school system who like really understood like what
Speaker 3: I was like doing on the internet and like creatively like,
Speaker 3: oh like this is like different, like yeah, maybe we
Speaker 3: should hone this in. Even though she like was an
Speaker 3: absolute bitch to me all the time, but I think
Speaker 3: she like realized and I think now she even knows
Speaker 3: even more, which is like super cool. But like your
Speaker 3: English teacher was like my bitchy vice principal And yeah, She.
Speaker 4: Was super chill but very sweet to think about.
Speaker 3: Literally one time she like called me, Oh my fucking god,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna tell this story. But like one time
Speaker 3: a long time ago, I like made a fucking video
Speaker 3: of me. Like uh, like I had like a toaster
Speaker 3: and I like walked into my mom's bedroom and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna shove this toaster out my ass
Speaker 3: or some like crazy shit like that, like just like
Speaker 3: like absurdist comedy, just like trying to get a reaction.
Speaker 3: That's all I did on like the Internet, was just
Speaker 3: like trying to get reactions out of people would say
Speaker 3: the most crazy shit. So I posted that. In the
Speaker 3: next day, she this, my vice principal like called me
Speaker 3: to the back office with like like a bunch of
Speaker 3: my tweets like I'm to shove a turkey up my ass,
Speaker 3: like tweeted out like all of them printed out and
Speaker 3: like stuck on like this paper and like like pages
Speaker 3: like flipping through those like giant like notepad things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like she would like read off my tweets to me,
Speaker 3: and like it was like probably the worst feeling I've
Speaker 3: ever had in my entire life. It was just like
Speaker 3: like like just like complete embarrassment, like like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I did a shitty job at telling this story, but
Speaker 3: like basically long story short. Like she got to like
Speaker 3: the I'm gonna shove a turkey up my ass tweet
Speaker 3: and she was like she read that out loud, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, please fucking stop, like
Speaker 3: please stop now, like I understand what you're getting out,
Speaker 3: Like I will tone it down on the internet, bitch, No,
Speaker 3: I fucking didn't. I Like, literally, on the way out
Speaker 3: of the office to like history class in the hallway,
Speaker 3: I tweeted some crazy shit like just like yeah about
Speaker 3: the situation. She's like, you're representing the school in a
Speaker 3: wrong way, and I was like, bit like I'm the
Speaker 3: coolest motherfucker in this school, Like what do you mean,
Speaker 3: Like I'm representing it in a cool way, bitch, Like
Speaker 3: I'm fucking awesome, dude.
Speaker 2: I remember in ninth grade. I don't think I ever
Speaker 2: spoke about this publicly. Actually I got suspended in ninth
Speaker 2: grade for a vine.
Speaker 4: And it was a vine. It's so whack. It's like
Speaker 4: just stupid little kids. Shore I was literally like fourteen,
Speaker 4: and I was like I went to the bathroom and
Speaker 4: I was like bathroom shenanigans.
Speaker 2: And it's literally me ripping paper out and throwing it
Speaker 2: on the floor and tossing a roll of toilet paper
Speaker 2: into the toilet like a full roll, which my fucking
Speaker 2: principle didn't believe me.
Speaker 4: But I was like I took it out. There was
Speaker 4: like an empty like roll in there, and I just
Speaker 4: like went.
Speaker 2: And yanked out and put it on the side, which
Speaker 2: is still fucked up because the janitor had to like
Speaker 2: touch that, but like I was like, I didn't clog
Speaker 2: the bathroom like the and the next day the toilet
Speaker 2: was fine, Like I.
Speaker 4: Didn't fuck up the toilet.
Speaker 2: But basically I was sitting in my French class, which
Speaker 2: I was failing miserably, but whatever. That's besides the fo
Speaker 2: I was sitting in class and the principal came up
Speaker 2: and or the vice principal. I think it was a
Speaker 2: vice principal. I fucking hated him, and I hope he
Speaker 2: has like a hemorrhid or something really annoying right now
Speaker 2: because I fucking hate him.
Speaker 4: But he.
Speaker 3: Came and he was going to eat that hemorrhid like
Speaker 3: a jelly bean, just bite it off. I love biting
Speaker 3: him rhids. You know what I'm talking about. When you
Speaker 3: get the himmies their little jelly beans around the edge
Speaker 3: and you just like pull them off.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 3: Bite him with your front teeth. Bloody, bloody hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4: No, keep going.
Speaker 3: The hem rod like you.
Speaker 1: Were gonna keep going. I'm just not gonna say anything.
Speaker 6: But basically, I got pulled out of French class and
Speaker 6: they were like, come down to the office, and I
Speaker 6: was like, what the fuck did I do?
Speaker 2: I go down to the office and they have my
Speaker 2: fucking vine playing on the computer and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. And I think someone
Speaker 2: at the school snitched on me because I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, you want the workers don't know about
Speaker 2: buying becau. People in my school didn't like care about Vine.
Speaker 2: And then I heard through the grapevine that someone had
Speaker 2: snitched on me. So one of the like motherfuckers who
Speaker 2: like losing were one of those nerd ass motherfuckers who
Speaker 2: worked in the office. I was like, bitch, fuck you,
Speaker 2: you're a hater. But yeah, I got suspended for a week.
Speaker 2: And that's actually how my dad found out about.
Speaker 3: My buying account yice, and that was.
Speaker 2: A nightmare because I was like on their screaming about
Speaker 2: Nile Horn being shirtless, being.
Speaker 1: Like a born barrier dude.
Speaker 3: Literally, that reminded me of probably the most trouble I
Speaker 3: had gotten in in my entire life was from my
Speaker 3: Twitter account. So I, yeah, I had a reef tank,
Speaker 3: like a coral reef. Like, I had a bunch of
Speaker 3: beautiful coral, a bunch of like really expensive fish. Like
Speaker 3: it was like my pride and joy. And they obviously
Speaker 3: with that, like you have to like test the water chemistry.
Speaker 3: So like I had this like set of like chemicals
Speaker 3: that like you like get samples of water and you
Speaker 3: put it in there, and it legitimately looks like like
Speaker 3: breaking bad vibes, Like it looks gnarly, it looks like
Speaker 3: I'm making meth with this fucking kit. So like obviously
Speaker 3: my like young ass fucking fifteen year old brain is like, oh,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna make a banger tweet. So I take
Speaker 3: a picture of it and I posted on my Twitter
Speaker 3: account and I'm like cooking meth, bringing some to school tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Who wants it? And like like just like the most
Speaker 3: psycho shit, And sure enough I know who fucking snitch
Speaker 3: on me. I'm not gonna say their name, and I'm
Speaker 3: sure they're fucking listening to this because they were like
Speaker 3: my biggest hater fan and they they're they're a grown ass,
Speaker 3: fucking man. Bitch, I fucking hate you, and I hope
Speaker 3: your house burns down with your family inside.
Speaker 2: Literally means to that lady's other for no reason in
Speaker 2: the car, and I was like, she hanked at me,
Speaker 2: and you were like, because you scared her, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I fucking scared because she has two
Speaker 2: more days to live.
Speaker 1: Fu that bitch, and I had like the meanest.
Speaker 3: Thing ever, literally no. So basically I tweeted that I
Speaker 3: went to school the next day and again I was
Speaker 3: greeted with my vice principal with that tweet, and uh,
Speaker 3: like I got pulled out of class and I was
Speaker 3: fucking like handcuffed and they were like searching all my shit,
Speaker 3: like the craziest stuff, Like they were like, where's the
Speaker 3: meth that you brought to school? And like it was
Speaker 3: obviously all like to scare the shit out of me,
Speaker 3: like they knew I didn't fucking cook meth and bring
Speaker 3: it to school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but of course, like as a kid, you're fucking terrifying.
Speaker 3: Exactly. I was freaking the fuck out. And before this,
Speaker 3: they called my dad and my dad was fucking livid.
Speaker 3: He was like, are you kidding me? He they called
Speaker 3: my dad and he was like, Drew's like, uh cooking meth,
Speaker 3: like blah blah blah. We're gonna come by the house
Speaker 3: like search y'all's house with a warrant, and my dad
Speaker 3: was like okay. So like I went home and was
Speaker 3: greeted like my I was like, handcuff whatever. Long story,
Speaker 3: it was just crazy, the craziest shit. I came home
Speaker 3: and my parents like legitimately like, we're so angry with me,
Speaker 3: and my dad told me they were like they're gonna
Speaker 3: come by and search the house, like so, if you
Speaker 3: have anything upstairs, go and flush it. And like, of course,
Speaker 3: like I was an angsty, fucking teenager, I had drugs
Speaker 3: upstairs in my bedroom. So I grabbed all of my
Speaker 3: like really expensive designer drugs and flushed them down the toilet.
Speaker 3: And they never fucking searched that. They never came by
Speaker 3: and searched the house. And I'm I guarantee that was
Speaker 3: just a fucking employ for my dad to get me
Speaker 3: to flush all my bad shit that he just knew,
Speaker 3: like like they know he whatever that fucking song is,
Speaker 3: like she knows, Yeah, she knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you were just mixing she doesn't.
Speaker 3: Oh no yeah, no, no, no no. But yeah. Then
Speaker 3: they they told me they were like, well, like we
Speaker 3: have like anytime we see your car and we can
Speaker 3: just pull you over and like search your car. I
Speaker 3: know it's not fucking true, Like literally, they just were
Speaker 3: lying to me. And I mean I had a very
Speaker 3: recognizable car. I had like a silver car with black wheels,
Speaker 3: like you can see my car, and I believed it.
Speaker 3: So for like the longest time, I was like never
Speaker 3: riding dirty. Like maybe I'll get into that like high
Speaker 3: school shenanigans, like all the bad ship I did in
Speaker 3: high school, which it will literally be like.
Speaker 4: Such a fun episode to hear about your life.
Speaker 3: And then when it's my turn, yeah, literally, I'll talk
Speaker 3: about like my experiment experimentation with illicit substances and whatnot
Speaker 3: one day, but we can talk.
Speaker 4: About how I literally was like a part of the
Speaker 4: DARE program and so I was like.
Speaker 2: I was such a snitch and I didn't believe in
Speaker 2: the sting weed and I was like y'all are fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Y'all are losing your fucking mind.
Speaker 2: But actually, one more thing, because I think we're hitting
Speaker 2: our hour, I want to close it off. The most
Speaker 2: bad thing I did as a teenager actually was a
Speaker 2: hit and run and run.
Speaker 4: People think, I I mean, like, I hit a human
Speaker 4: and ran o.
Speaker 3: You still did a hit and run.
Speaker 4: That's like still yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that because I feel like
Speaker 2: if I'm just like, oh, my hit and run, people
Speaker 2: are gonna be like, yeah, bit you killed someone.
Speaker 1: Like no, it was like okay.
Speaker 2: Basically, me and my brother were like the ones who
Speaker 2: always got sent out to do laundry at the laundry maat.
Speaker 2: So like we would be at the laundry maat and
Speaker 2: like the laundrymat we would go to was really close
Speaker 2: to a Starbucks, and by this time I would.
Speaker 4: Have like twenty bucks on me to spend. So I'm like,
Speaker 4: this was like maybe like eleventh grade and we were
Speaker 4: doing laundry and we had the car and things still
Speaker 4: had to dry.
Speaker 2: So I was like I told Dante, I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to go get Starbucks, and he was like,
Speaker 2: you should ask dad, And I was like why do
Speaker 2: we have to ask dad?
Speaker 4: Like we asked Dad for everything like this, Like it's
Speaker 4: not like I'm doing something bad. I just want I
Speaker 4: literally want to strawberry yourself refresher, like leave me alone,
Speaker 4: let me.
Speaker 2: I literally think I was going to get like a
Speaker 2: fucking like green tea lemonade like that used to be
Speaker 2: my fucking shit in high school.
Speaker 4: But I was like, I'm just gonna go. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be quick. So Dante, scared is fucking the car. Actually,
Speaker 4: I think we finished the laundry.
Speaker 1: I think we finished.
Speaker 2: He was like, wait till we finished at these I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, So we finished the laundry. We put
Speaker 2: it all in the car, and like we go to
Speaker 2: Starbucks and then like the Starbucks is on a corner
Speaker 2: and where there's like a two I don't know how
Speaker 2: to explain this without like visuals, but basically the Starbucks
Speaker 2: is on the right side. Were like at this intersection
Speaker 2: and I have to make a left, but then get
Speaker 2: into the plaza that's on the right, and there was
Speaker 2: two turning left planes and I was all the way
Speaker 2: in the left turning lane and this was like a
Speaker 2: big street, like if you live in Miami.
Speaker 4: Like Biscayning Boulevard is like basically a highway. It's like four.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a big street. It's a big street. It's
Speaker 3: the only other big street I know. I came from
Speaker 3: sh'd ask nowhere in Texas, population seven thousand. We had
Speaker 3: one lane roads.
Speaker 4: I know. That freaks me out. There's really nobody there.
Speaker 6: I'm in the left lane, and I don't know obviously
Speaker 6: now as an adult, if I was in the left
Speaker 6: lane and I had to get all the way to
Speaker 6: the right in an instant, I would just go down
Speaker 6: the street, make a U turn and like figure it out.
Speaker 3: But I turn less license.
Speaker 4: Yah, I'm oh, I also have no license and I'm fifteen.
Speaker 3: And yeah, you didn't. You didn't say that, Like you're unlicensed.
Speaker 3: You should not be driving behind the wheel.
Speaker 4: I like learned to drive like.
Speaker 2: A year ago, like and illegally, Like I should not
Speaker 2: be driving. And I'm in like a big ass suburban
Speaker 2: like I shouldn't be driving alone, like a three road
Speaker 2: car car. So boat, I'm driving the boat and I
Speaker 2: get in the left lane and I have to I
Speaker 2: have to get to the plaza.
Speaker 4: I have to get to the plaza. We're gonna pass
Speaker 4: Starbucks and.
Speaker 2: I I just try to merge three lanes over and
Speaker 2: someone was in my blind spot and I just smacked
Speaker 2: the fuck out of this car, pushed it onto the.
Speaker 4: Sidewalk and immediately.
Speaker 1: Fight or flight kicks in and I fly.
Speaker 2: I literally I like look, and the guy gets out
Speaker 2: of his car and I see's found. I'm like no,
Speaker 2: and I just slam the gas do like a very
Speaker 2: loud U.
Speaker 4: Turn into this other lane.
Speaker 2: He literally it's a big ass lane and I'm at
Speaker 2: a red light and he literally like just walks and
Speaker 2: takes a picture of the driver's like of the plate.
Speaker 2: And I still drive away because I'm so scared because
Speaker 2: I'm not supposed to be driving. My Dad's gonna fucking
Speaker 2: freak out, Like I'm just fringing out Darthe's in the
Speaker 2: passenger seat also while all this is happening, and.
Speaker 1: He's freaking the fuck out, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Doing seventy down this like street that I should be
Speaker 4: going like thirty.
Speaker 2: Down, and then I just pull over like a mile away,
Speaker 2: and Dantees like freaking out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I get out and I checked and because we
Speaker 2: I was driving a fucking tank. Although the guy's car
Speaker 2: was all fucked up, my car, like the car I
Speaker 2: was driving didn't look that fucked up, and my mom
Speaker 2: like would always get into thunderbender, so the bumper was
Speaker 2: kind of fucked up anyway.
Speaker 4: And I was like, you can't tell I did anything.
Speaker 2: And I was like, and don't you fucking tell anyone
Speaker 2: to Dante, and he was like like they're gonna know,
Speaker 2: and I'm like they're not gonna know. Don't fucking take anything.
Speaker 4: And we got home. I feel like everything was chill.
Speaker 4: This was like the one time I lied and I
Speaker 4: got away with.
Speaker 2: It, but I got caught, and like I was about
Speaker 2: to say yeah, because so I like got home, I
Speaker 2: feel like everything was okay. Dante's freaked out and I
Speaker 2: go in the room and he's still freaking out, having
Speaker 2: like a full panic and talk, and I'm like, you need.
Speaker 4: To shut the fuck up because you're gonna like no, no.
Speaker 2: And then I just like act like everything fine. I
Speaker 2: had finished my drink before we got there. I rid
Speaker 2: of the evidence because I'm smart in that way. And
Speaker 2: then it's like a nice day out. It's like raining
Speaker 2: and like the cars parked and my parents are sitting
Speaker 2: on the front porch, and I hear my mom and
Speaker 2: she's like looking at the car and she's just like,
Speaker 2: what what is The car looks weird. And then my
Speaker 2: dad looks at He's like, did you get into into
Speaker 2: an accident?
Speaker 4: She's like, no, I haven't. And then they're like talking
Speaker 4: about it and she's like, maybe someone backed into me
Speaker 4: at work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone definitely backed in.
Speaker 2: And I was like out like in the like front room,
Speaker 2: like of the house, like listening through the porch. I
Speaker 2: remember I just walked away, and I was like and
Speaker 2: then I thought I got away with it. And three
Speaker 2: days later, my dad gets home from work and I
Speaker 2: opened the door for him, and the first thing he
Speaker 2: says is like, did you crash the fucking car?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: I just start sawing. I'm like yeah, and I like
Speaker 2: ran away and I got so scared, and then I
Speaker 2: just had to call the insurance and be like, yes,
Speaker 2: I stole the car. I'm a delinquent child. And then
Speaker 2: it was fine, that's crazy, dude, and yeah, and that's
Speaker 2: like the only accident I've ever been in.
Speaker 3: I've never, ever, ever, once been in an car accident
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 4: I've been I've been in an accient but like I
Speaker 4: hadn't gotten into an accident.
Speaker 3: The only time I've ever been in like a car
Speaker 3: accident I had. We I was like probably like twelve,
Speaker 3: and we just went to Quick Trip and gotten slurpees,
Speaker 3: and you know, the slurpy straws at Quick Trip are
Speaker 3: like fourteen fucking feet long, like the world's biggest straws
Speaker 3: for absolutely no fucking reason. And like we're drinking our
Speaker 3: slurpees in the back seat and my friend's dad gets
Speaker 3: in a fender bender and we like are all slipping
Speaker 3: our slurpees and like I deep throat this fucking slurpy
Speaker 3: shaw and like, yeah, whatever, we all deep throwed our
Speaker 3: surp slurpey shraws.
Speaker 2: I would actually take the car a lot as a kid,
Speaker 2: which my dad doesn't know, but like when him and
Speaker 2: my mom would go out on weekends at night, like
Speaker 2: I was notoriously always taking the car because we also
Speaker 2: lived really close to McDonald's, and I would take the
Speaker 2: car to the McDonald's, get an iced caramel coffee from McDonald's,
Speaker 2: and then go home and listen in to right hand
Speaker 2: by Drake and again twenty sixteen, By breathed.
Speaker 3: The fuck out by driving. I still am. I'm like
Speaker 3: a very I've gotten used to driving. But like before
Speaker 3: I drove, I didn't drive the car once.
Speaker 4: One time Drew drove us down in one way.
Speaker 3: No, that was that was wrong in every sense of
Speaker 3: the word that I did that. The other day, I
Speaker 3: feel like, yeah, I don't know, but that was that
Speaker 3: was the scariest moment of my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I had to get out.
Speaker 3: Of the car, and like, I've never feared for my life, Like,
Speaker 3: I've never had a moment where I'm like, I'm about
Speaker 3: to fucking die. Other than that dream I had.
Speaker 4: The only time I thought I was gonna die was
Speaker 4: when I almost got hit buy a car. And I
Speaker 4: think I spoke about that when I was in New
Speaker 4: York and I almost got hit by a car.
Speaker 3: Like I've never been like like survival mode. That's something
Speaker 3: I knew the experience once in my life. Girl, I
Speaker 3: talk about this all the time. I'm gonna disappear and
Speaker 3: you'll never ever see me.
Speaker 2: He was always like, I'm gonna run away, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna disappear and y'all aren't gonna know where I go.
Speaker 4: Bitch one, I have your location, and I don't think
Speaker 4: you're smart enough.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave my phone. It's gonna be a big
Speaker 3: end up hiding scenes.
Speaker 2: And the day Drew disappears and y'all start posting missing posters,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking reposting.
Speaker 4: It because I'm like, I'm like, I'm not giving him
Speaker 4: what he wants.
Speaker 1: Like that's what he wants.
Speaker 3: I don't know what God.
Speaker 2: Forbid you get abducted because I'm gonna be so fucking annoyed.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, no, you're not like you're pissing
Speaker 2: me off.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna pinky promise you right now, right now. Look,
Speaker 3: you know what is the peaky lock your pinkies.
Speaker 4: I'm not locking my people, please please, that's like signing
Speaker 4: a contract.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I swear to God, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to disappear. I'm not just gonna randomly disappear. I swear
Speaker 3: on my life. So if I do get abducted, please
Speaker 3: like for like fucking rings, Damn, you just cut the
Speaker 3: ship out.
Speaker 4: You're jealous of I'm icy, I'm icy icye see you
Speaker 4: want to be me?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: You know what's the most annoying thing ever my AC
Speaker 2: unit in my room turns on via my SERI and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, hey, Siri, like turn on the A C.
Speaker 4: And she'll think. I say, hey, Siri, turn on.
Speaker 2: Icy and Icy Buy Sweety starts playing at six in
Speaker 2: the morning, and I literally want to and I freak
Speaker 2: out and I'm like.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, hey, series stop and I just like, yell, sure,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up. And yeah, and that was the episode.
Speaker 3: And that's all y'all get y'all get media. And that's it.
Speaker 3: No no media today, no media you lose.
Speaker 4: Here is the media.
Speaker 2: The movie everyone should watch, especially if you are a
Speaker 2: woman in your younger twenties, because this is such a
Speaker 2: good coming of age film, or not even younger twenties,
Speaker 2: just in your twenties, if you're like a grown ass woman.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it feels like all the coming of age shit
Speaker 2: is like for seventeen year olds, and it's like, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm coming of age right now, like I'm still figuring
Speaker 2: my shit out. Francis Hat is such a good fucking movie.
Speaker 2: The monologue that is Red is like Red in That
Speaker 2: is like so fucking good.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful. Made me cry my, Like audio media of
Speaker 4: the week is Nabby by Peggy Goo, Escape by dj
Speaker 4: K hero Nico, I Cannot say anyone in the World's name,
Speaker 4: and These Chains by mid Air.
Speaker 3: Thief yah fy the world mid a Thief sligh. Okay.
Speaker 3: My song is Dreams of Nostalgia by Lions Milk if
Speaker 3: you want to like if I don't know how to
Speaker 3: describe a song, it's it's genuinely it's such a weird feeling.
Speaker 3: It gives you such a weird feeling when you listen
Speaker 3: to it, like it's a good weird feeling though it
Speaker 3: feels weird but good. I've been listening to that recently.
Speaker 3: Jamilla by Monsieur Brown is just like bleeps and bloops.
Speaker 3: This it's like the most repetitive song ever. It's literally
Speaker 3: like the same likeep over and over again. But I
Speaker 3: don't know why I'm so obsessed with fucking bleeps and
Speaker 3: bloop sounds like.
Speaker 4: They're good to just like it's it's kind of like, uh,
Speaker 4: it's like patterns. It's like you can turn your brain
Speaker 4: off and just like stimulated, like it's nice.
Speaker 3: I just love that solid music. And then not enough
Speaker 3: people are talking about fucking Birdman, the movie.
Speaker 4: Man that's the one. I'm thinking of lawnmower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're thinking of lawnmower Man, which is also
Speaker 3: something you should watch. But that's the media for next week.
Speaker 3: We'll go into that later. But Birdman fucking perfect, still
Speaker 3: one of the best movies of all time. It's just
Speaker 3: like a one shot movie about like this, like play happening.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck know how to describe it. It's good.
Speaker 3: Go watch it if you haven't watched it, and watch
Speaker 3: it again if you have, because it's just really fantastic.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 3: We should start a little book club. No, yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 3: I'm about to start reading Once upon a Time in Hollywood,
Speaker 3: the book adaptation, So if you want to read that
Speaker 3: with me, yeah, stop reading. No more reading. And that's
Speaker 3: the episode. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Go take that poop.
Speaker 3: My brain is been holding this holding no more.
Speaker 4: No more brain. I'd have refused to use brain power
Speaker 4: ever again. I don't think we need to use our brains.
Speaker 3: Goes bye bye,