WEBVTT - Milking Enya's Death

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to.

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<v Speaker 2>Merxim idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>This is our first fight. This is our first fight.

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<v Speaker 4>No comment on me saying I'm gonna have sex with

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<v Speaker 4>you different energy drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm trying to hear ABAMNTE today because I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I may be breaking my actually breaking my heart

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<v Speaker 3>with Red Bull. You know, I've been I've been having

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<v Speaker 3>some heart pains, some chest pains recently, and I should

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<v Speaker 3>probably just cut caffeine out of.

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<v Speaker 4>It's definitely just caffeine.

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<v Speaker 3>However, how am I supposed to do this podcast without caffeine?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, actually, people are always like, talk to me before

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<v Speaker 2>my coffee, but I'm not fucking kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't fucking talk to me before my girl.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, though, I've been having like crazy fucking chest pains recently,

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>You go and sip like eighty milligrades of caffeine. You're like, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>why does my heart feel like in the matter of

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<v Speaker 2>like two minutes it will stop working.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've been having palpitations. I've been having uh, just

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<v Speaker 3>incredible chest pains where I literally collapse on the ground

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<v Speaker 3>in pain and I lay on the floor of the

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<v Speaker 3>house hoping Josh comes and finds me. So I get

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of attention, but it never fucking happens.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>What's fucked up is like if it was something else

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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't feel like I could relate to, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>i'd be more worried. But because what you're describing is

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<v Speaker 2>literally exactly how like a feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>I know. I'm like, I know it hurts, but we

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<v Speaker 4>live in pain and we suffer, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, it's it's not something we should ignore though. I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's like very we should both get it looked

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<v Speaker 3>at because it's literally our hearts, like it's our fucking chest.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not something that you should just like like, man,

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<v Speaker 3>you know the things itself. We're too young for heart issues.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had a heart attack, I like to think

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<v Speaker 2>that like I would trend and that would be like

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<v Speaker 2>a good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>On Twitter for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have Twitter, so I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>i'd turn on Twitter, so maybe i'd get like a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of reposts on like ig story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, I would definitely be I definitely milk your death.

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<v Speaker 4>Like crazy, and you have all my premiss do.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly don't know how I would react.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like we're not the kind of people

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<v Speaker 2>to like grief publicly like that and intensely, which is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of annoying because like, my lifelong goal is to

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<v Speaker 2>get like as much attention as possible, and the idea

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<v Speaker 2>that like when I pass, my friends won't be like

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<v Speaker 2>but literally on the internet talking about me all the

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<v Speaker 2>time twenty four to seven is kind of annoying, but

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of beautiful because like I know, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you're still loved, You're still loved.

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<v Speaker 4>I want public love like people are like, no, that's toxic.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't be like possessive and want people to be

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<v Speaker 2>jealous and like angry, you know. I want all of

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<v Speaker 2>my friends to know that, like if they lost me,

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<v Speaker 2>it would be like the greatest, whether like I just

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<v Speaker 2>stopped being their friends or I sorry, I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>loved the front door open if we get if a

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<v Speaker 2>stranger comes in, whether if it's Josiah or a stranger.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how long that cut is or how like.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird it was, but if it jumped, it's because we

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<v Speaker 2>were getting a knock at the door and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was Josiah and actually pissed me off so much

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<v Speaker 2>because we told him to be quiet, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go down there and like be a mean

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<v Speaker 2>older sister and be like, what the fuck is wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with me?

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<v Speaker 3>I told you to shut the hell up when you

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<v Speaker 3>came here.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was the mailman. And then this is kind

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<v Speaker 4>of weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a poster delivered, so it was like like

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<v Speaker 2>like a circular object, and he did, like we did

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<v Speaker 2>have sex and we did use it like a dildo,

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<v Speaker 2>so that was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>But like I didn't, Yeah we did. I no one knows.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gone for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>You were gone for like seven seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a quick girl, it was. That's why they call

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<v Speaker 2>it a quickie. Yeah, because it is quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it like hot and sweaty?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, because for once, we like blasted the ac so

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, actually, yeah, it's only ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Degrees in the year, which is a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. I think we've like lightly touched on it.

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<v Speaker 2>But like it gets so fucking hot.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it says it's like eighty five, but no,

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<v Speaker 3>it literally gets up to like one hundred and six,

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<v Speaker 3>especially in my fucking room with all the windows, Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's actually like almost unlivable.

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<v Speaker 4>But no, it fully is unbearable.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially like I don't know if we just got like

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<v Speaker 2>the worst couch in the world, and the fabric of

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<v Speaker 2>it like absorbs and like maintains heat.

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<v Speaker 4>But sitting on our couch is like entering us on.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I sit on the couch and I literally pass

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<v Speaker 3>out from heat. And then I wake up like thirty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes later, and I'm like literally dripping sweat and there's

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<v Speaker 3>like a sweat stain on the couch and I'm like

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<v Speaker 3>like waking sweat off my face onto my shirt and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like disoriented and dehydrated, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, like you're to crawl up in the kitchen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the living room gets so fun fuck hot. It like

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<v Speaker 2>maintains humidity. That's what the couch does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Do you know what I did when we were cleaning,

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<v Speaker 3>like deep cleaning, I like moved the couch off the wall,

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<v Speaker 3>like moved it forward like two feet, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this looks kind of cute and you should see it

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<v Speaker 3>like it when it's like that, And I did. I

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<v Speaker 3>moved everything around it, and it looked pretty nice. It

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<v Speaker 3>looked like a new space.

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<v Speaker 4>Refurnishing the house. Yeah, the house down boots the house down.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I like I advocate for straight random people to

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<v Speaker 2>start saying boots. But straight people already use galingo and

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds funny, but they use it and they're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be serious. Like I like the idea of like

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<v Speaker 2>someone like Kai using it because it sounds funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because him just being like, oh well that like instead

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<v Speaker 2>of being like, yo, that's fire, being like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>That's boots.

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<v Speaker 3>That girl's boots.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's boots. That's boots.

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<v Speaker 2>The house like it to talk of the guy backing

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<v Speaker 2>up and be like, yes, giving boots house lay mama.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I like the idea of all those words being used.

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<v Speaker 2>Super monotone. I wish I was a monotone person. But

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<v Speaker 2>every time I speak, it's I feel like I sound.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a bitch or I'm just annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's all because I'm insecure.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm just monotone. I have like very little fluctuation

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<v Speaker 3>in my voice, and I kind of like it, Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's like it's intriguing. It's like it does he hate

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<v Speaker 3>me or does he like me?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is like this bitch fucking hates me?

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<v Speaker 4>Ant he's a bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a good radio voice, Like, does I like

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<v Speaker 3>sound good.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anyone who speaks on the radio who

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<v Speaker 2>talks like that, so I don't know why that's Like.

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<v Speaker 3>I like, I have the golden voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the mass singer voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, can we talk about the mass singerification of the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking world?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, I think did we talk about We.

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<v Speaker 2>Talked about it lightly because we were talking about liking

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<v Speaker 2>sexy beasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, because I was gonna go into that, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that whole shit is so fucking good, just like

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<v Speaker 2>all like shitty TV. Actually, I'm always like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>watch TV, but I watch like shitty TV. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>will sit if you put the like five hours of

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<v Speaker 2>the back actually on in front of me, I will

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<v Speaker 2>sit and watch it because like that shit is so interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw someone say, like literally putting on drag Race

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<v Speaker 3>and not absorbing any of the information, and it like

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<v Speaker 3>it's just babysitting me with bright colors and funny sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like cocoa melon. Yeah, it's cocoa melon for adults, and

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<v Speaker 3>like that's the realist shit. Ever, like I couldn't, I

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't relate more like I don't absorb any of drag Race.

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<v Speaker 3>I watch it simply for the loud times I eat

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<v Speaker 3>the it's so good, like season All Star season six

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<v Speaker 3>is like it's all right, it's like not the best season,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not definitely not the worst season, and there

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<v Speaker 3>have been some of the best lip syncs of all

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<v Speaker 3>time this season.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I like was still into it like that,

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<v Speaker 2>like seeing All Stars season two, that's magnimuah, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>magnimum opens.

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<v Speaker 3>It sucks because like you didn't start there, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that was like the second season I will yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is like it sucks because that's like it. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think it'll ever be as good as that. I mean, Beyonca's.

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<v Speaker 2>Season Cocomon Trees performing on All Star season two is

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<v Speaker 2>literally like.

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<v Speaker 3>The longest running, fucking inside joke of the Friend group.

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<v Speaker 4>That is like a grailed moment for.

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<v Speaker 3>This like anytime. It's like this single thing I think

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<v Speaker 3>on this earth that if you put it on, it

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<v Speaker 3>will make us lose our goddamn minds no matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>That is like the hardest try not to laugh challenge

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<v Speaker 2>in the world is like her like jumping around with

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<v Speaker 2>her top hat and then knowing that she wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>perform a Janet song and she couldn't and that they

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<v Speaker 2>gave her that like is so fucked up. It also

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<v Speaker 2>goes really well with It's oh so quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>By York, like that, oh really.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that Debbie right?

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody who has like was never saying that that is

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<v Speaker 2>the most like, not a cutty reference, but it's the

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<v Speaker 2>most like random reference ever.

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<v Speaker 4>And there I bet there's so many people who are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what are you talking literally and like us gesturing

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<v Speaker 2>like top hats. It's like I wish I'd never seen

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<v Speaker 2>it and I heard someone talk about it because it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds very interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's single handedly the best moment to happen in

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<v Speaker 3>drag race history.

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<v Speaker 2>Herty I'm trying to think of any other like video

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<v Speaker 2>or something that's like a grails for the group. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess the Mustard video, like that video that every time

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<v Speaker 2>we're all together we put on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it's it's game over. We lose our fucking

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<v Speaker 3>minds over it.

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<v Speaker 4>Could I could?

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<v Speaker 2>I admit to one that's like one that always makes

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<v Speaker 2>us laugh that I always DJ on, which you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about Coachella. Oh, basically one of my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite videos to laugh at me because it will never not

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<v Speaker 2>be funny is James Charles.

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<v Speaker 3>Not enough people talk about that collection of videos, but

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<v Speaker 3>that is actually the best thing, the best content he

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<v Speaker 3>ever made. Do that and the one with him singing

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<v Speaker 3>with the lowest brothers dancing in the background actually distokeing.

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<v Speaker 4>Like no, that that is also that is a person

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<v Speaker 4>who did all that and then was like in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of the Grand Canyon singing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I mean, James Charles, like is so effortlessly funny

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<v Speaker 3>and it's unfair because everything he does makes me laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and it's no.

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<v Speaker 5>What makes it so funny is like it's like very serious,

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<v Speaker 5>like he thought him singing in the middle of that

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<v Speaker 5>canyon was like ethereal, Like it was like it was

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<v Speaker 5>like this is He watched.

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<v Speaker 4>That video back and was like, oh, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was everything? Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can right now literally open up a separate

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<v Speaker 2>time and look up James Charles, Cochela Beyonce, that person,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding, that is like the least rhythmically inclined

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<v Speaker 2>human on this planet.

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<v Speaker 4>I like, and I stand by that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, period, point blank period. Everything. It's it's just so

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<v Speaker 3>like it's so perfectly imperfect, Like there's so so many

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<v Speaker 3>good bad things about it. It's like, like I think

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<v Speaker 3>I've said this before, but like I actually enjoy watching

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<v Speaker 3>bad movies more than good movies because like you literally

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to focus on it. You just fucking laugh

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<v Speaker 3>and make fun of it. Yeah, Like that's purely what

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<v Speaker 3>those James Charles dancing videos are for me. Is just

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<v Speaker 3>just like so bad. I can't look.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Coco Melon exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>It turns off my brain. Didn't know, but we've analyzed them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we've got it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just so like it's just a different world that

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<v Speaker 2>is like a different reality that I will never understand. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And like what freaks me out is I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of videos of me dancing on the internet.

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<v Speaker 4>Does anybody like watch them and.

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because like I don't know, I guess the difference is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm like a sexy, hot girl, so I like

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<v Speaker 2>slayh and like I'd like the whole thing is just

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<v Speaker 2>it's so fucking funny that those videos of him dancing

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<v Speaker 2>are awesome and just like the Chaps moment, like the Coach,

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<v Speaker 2>the Curse of the Coachella.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, the Curse of Coachella Cowboy, like like what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>How did that happen?

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<v Speaker 2>The curse of Coachella outfits? Why the fuck are y'all

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<v Speaker 2>treating it like.

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<v Speaker 1>The metal like literally gets treated like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Metgal We've literally we've had that conversation before where like

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<v Speaker 3>James Charles like tried to like pave his own way

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<v Speaker 3>in fashion and like tried this whole like I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know like what he was going for, but it

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<v Speaker 3>really was just such a big miss, like in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that that whole style or like section of fashion,

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<v Speaker 2>I like don't get and like to each their own,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't get it. I don't get like the

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<v Speaker 2>buckles and like the weird chaps and like like weird

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<v Speaker 2>body suits like I don't I don't get it, like

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<v Speaker 2>spitting body suit. It's literally like prepping to go to war, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>He literally has like buckles all over him passing for was.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready to jump on a fucking plane.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I Like, we've also never been to Coachella, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Maybe like the day I decided to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Coachella, like something's gonna fucking click in the back

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<v Speaker 2>of my brain and like a chip is and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to go to mel the Street and like

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<v Speaker 2>start fucking grabbing outfits off of racks.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't get it. I'm like, it's a festival,

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Is so uncomfortable dress comfortably. Yeah, I mean there are

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<v Speaker 3>some people who do it right where I'm like, oh, bitch,

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<v Speaker 3>you threw fits, Like Rickian Denzel.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Ricky and Donzel are just like they.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw fits constantly, and I'm jealous of everything you do.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a different zone because they're like on top

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<v Speaker 2>of their shit. Like again, not to get into like

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<v Speaker 2>the fashion conversation of who knows what and who gets

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<v Speaker 2>to wear what whatever. I don't give a fuck when

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<v Speaker 2>anyone wears like do you. I'm just a cunt and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a hater and I'll make fun of anything that

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<v Speaker 2>comes on in front of me. But like Denzel and

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<v Speaker 2>Rookie are just like they just they're learned, they're they're like.

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<v Speaker 3>They'rest in it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't wait till you know what it is. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't wait till Coachella to throw fits. They're always like

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<v Speaker 2>caring and catering to like what they wear. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's usually the people who like are like, I'm crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>I wear sweatpants everywhere, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like Coachella and they're like, I have to like

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<v Speaker 2>wear fucking our Yandi Grandie booths, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this three day festival, and then it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like stomping around in dirt with broken whels, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like squishing into the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just don't get it in my head. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to I haven't been to a lot of festivals.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've been to like two. I've been to

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<v Speaker 2>Flognaw and like three Point Festival in Miami, and both

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<v Speaker 2>times I'm like, I literally think I wore like a

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<v Speaker 2>tank top in dickies because I'm like, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Be running around.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be hot as fuck. It's gonna literally you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be melting like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're being pushed around. But I guess it's like VIP section.

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<v Speaker 2>But even that, I'm like, I don't know. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>are these the real question is these people aren't like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to watch the concerts. It's like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go get fucked up for three days.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go for three days and takes.

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<v Speaker 1>And post me dancing on my story dude.

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<v Speaker 3>That is just I was so devastated when we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>go to Coachella. I think in twenty eighteen because I

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<v Speaker 3>really I so badly wanted to see AFX twin like

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<v Speaker 3>that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally Also the twenty eighteen was Beyonce too. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that was like just a crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Coachella, literally the best Coachella.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, people don't fuck with us.

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<v Speaker 2>All these people get to go out for free and

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<v Speaker 2>get their little tickets and stuff, and like us, no

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<v Speaker 2>one gives a fuck Offut I guess y'all don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>No company wants to see my Coachella fits. No company

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<v Speaker 2>wants to see me throw on my eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Booh boom man boo boo man or boo boo man.

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<v Speaker 4>Boo boo.

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<v Speaker 3>I made a boo boo.

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<v Speaker 4>In my pants, so booo man.

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<v Speaker 2>Fashion Nova Man, if you want a sponsor Drews coach

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<v Speaker 2>Ella Fits for twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to go. I'm trying to figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd wear I'd wear some Fashion Ova if I got

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<v Speaker 2>to go to Coachella for free, No, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally know, I want it a fashion of a

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<v Speaker 3>body suit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like I'm saying, home, I guess if it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like a tank top and something simple, i'd

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but like I'm not dude again.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I just can't certain things like I can't wear

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm just like kind of funny. So it's it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>could I see myself wearing? Like I also just like

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<v Speaker 2>don't have like the body for a lot of clothing,

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<v Speaker 2>so like I see it and like I'm like, imagine

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<v Speaker 2>that on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like that sounds funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I think just like I don't know, like what the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck I would wear, Like I don't have like a

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<v Speaker 3>fashion sense really, like I don't. I mean like kind

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<v Speaker 3>of yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess me too, Like I don't. I'm like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the what is the yosification I would pull?

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<v Speaker 3>All I know is that I want to go to

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<v Speaker 3>Coachella is so fucking bad so I can work my

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<v Speaker 3>little ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listening like seeing like I haven't been to like

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<v Speaker 2>a concert that I'm like, oh, I'm exed. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>go to a lot of concerts, but it's usually like

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<v Speaker 2>a friend or like a hommie, and I'm like going

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<v Speaker 2>and it's always fun and it's like I enjoy their music,

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<v Speaker 2>but I haven't been to a concert where like actually

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<v Speaker 2>I got uh tickets to a concert in like October,

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<v Speaker 2>so like I'm trying to do that more because I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I am trying to like buy tickets. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go see Claire, I want to see Tyler.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's dude twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I that was my one gripe about like buying

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<v Speaker 2>tickets for fucking anything. When someone goes on tour, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm buying something that I have to wait six months

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<v Speaker 2>to go to, Like are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>What if I'm busy?

0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Literally, what if something comes up? What if I'm dead?

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<v Speaker 4>What if I have to go to Coachella?

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<v Speaker 3>And what if I I got Delta alfa COVID strain.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, all of the like people who like went to

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<v Speaker 2>all the festivals and got COVID. I'm not kidding. I

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<v Speaker 2>saw some of those videos of like the crowds that

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<v Speaker 2>like Lollapalooza, rolling loud and that part of festivals I

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<v Speaker 2>can't get, Like I don't understand like standing at the

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<v Speaker 2>barricade all day because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would literally freak the literally it like in all the

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<v Speaker 3>sweaty bodies touching you and just like I would cry. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been in so many concert situations where like the

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<v Speaker 3>the like humidity from like body sweat like actually starts

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<v Speaker 3>making me gag, Like it literally makes me like nauseously

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<v Speaker 3>like because then I start thinking like, oh, like slimy

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<v Speaker 3>bodies touching my arms and like sweat and like it

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<v Speaker 3>just like literally like it's humidity made from body sweat,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, I shouldn't be here, need to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the back. So then I like leave the crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I usually hang in the back of like concerts.

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<v Speaker 2>I've I've been in like the middle of that, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't last very long because I'm like grossed out

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<v Speaker 2>by like the touch of other humans that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like very disgusting to me.

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<v Speaker 3>But also as part of that is like kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like jumping around in it like a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>like a mosh sequence, Like that's fun because at least

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<v Speaker 2>you're moving, But when it's like stagnant and you're like sweaty,

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<v Speaker 2>like oh at Flogna when we saw Playboy Cardi and

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<v Speaker 2>we were like jumping around and she's like that's fun.

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<v Speaker 4>But when I stayed like, come on, that's but would

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<v Speaker 4>I stay there for a full day?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not a chance, No, dude. I loved reading about

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<v Speaker 3>like all the Miley cyrus stans like waiting barricade for Miley,

0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:51.199
<v Speaker 3>but like Playboy Carti came on right before, and like

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<v Speaker 3>obviously like Playboy CARTI fans like go hard as shit.

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<v Speaker 3>They mosh like it's crazy, and all these like girls

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<v Speaker 3>were getting like trapped in these like mash pits and

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<v Speaker 3>like had to get like thrown over the barricade and

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<v Speaker 3>like all this crazy shit, and they were like super pissed.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like why would you put Playboy before Miley

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<v Speaker 3>and like all this shit.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like they're two fucking humongous are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, They're like the biggest, Yeah whatever. But I just

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was funny and I would have been the

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<v Speaker 3>Miley stand pissed off. Okay, can we talk about how

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<v Speaker 3>it's like really fucking hard being like a grime stand

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<v Speaker 3>in twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, it's hard to being a fan of everyone, like

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<v Speaker 2>and you can't be a fan of anyone, like anyone

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<v Speaker 2>myself excluded.

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<v Speaker 4>You just can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Publicly can't claim anybody anymore like being a Lana del

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<v Speaker 3>rays Stan like is actually harder than being a marine,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I go to war every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to war with my own conscious yea, with

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<v Speaker 2>every single n Like, yeah, it's just like you you

0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:50.359
<v Speaker 2>grew up and then you're like, oh yeah, you should

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<v Speaker 2>just keep making music and not talk, like you should

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<v Speaker 2>definitely keep the times you should be talking for the

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<v Speaker 2>most part is when you're belting notes, like let's keep

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<v Speaker 2>it there. I don't I need to hear the thoughts,

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:06.840
<v Speaker 2>get a therapist, get off a TikTok. There should be

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<v Speaker 2>like there should be me being like celebrities don't deserve

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<v Speaker 2>to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, let's take celebrity second Amendment away and

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<v Speaker 3>that like people who.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't fuck me that's are like, yeah, stop speaking, like please,

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<v Speaker 4>which I agree with.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I should be able to speak, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do it because it's my rebellion.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I know you don't want me to do it,

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<v Speaker 4>and I do it because like that's that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally literally grhymes, she's like I want to that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, literally, she's just like I think she knows, she knows.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, obviously she knows exactly what she's fucking doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything she says is very calculated and it's like all

0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:41.119
<v Speaker 3>publicity's good publicity moment, like she says the things that

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<v Speaker 3>she knows will piss people off. I don't think her

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<v Speaker 3>like comments on like communism and shit were really thought out.

0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:51.800
<v Speaker 3>I think she was just like saying shit. But like

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<v Speaker 3>at the end of these videos, like she has like

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<v Speaker 3>Elon Musk in the background saying like invest in bitcoin

0:20:57.480 --> 0:20:59.200
<v Speaker 3>or some like crazy shit like that, and it's all

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<v Speaker 3>just like fucking sciop mind games like knowing with people's brains,

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<v Speaker 3>which like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also like you get to that point and you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of don't have to care about like what people.

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<v Speaker 4>On the internet think.

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<v Speaker 3>She's literally married to the richest man in the world, yeah,

0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:15.560
<v Speaker 3>or second whatever it is, second richest man, Like do

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<v Speaker 3>you think the hate that she's getting is really affecting her?

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<v Speaker 4>Which is insane to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've never understood the idea of like good publicity

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<v Speaker 2>is all. All publicity is good publicity, especially within like

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<v Speaker 2>influencer world. I can't understand like the whole like enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>getting into a scandal and like making your whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>being like a bad person. It's always like really confused

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<v Speaker 2>me and It used to actually make me really fucking angry,

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<v Speaker 2>but now I'm like, oh, you're you were born in

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<v Speaker 2>like a different reality.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that That's how I like understand them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, Freudism, you probably didn't get enough attention

0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:52.159
<v Speaker 3>as a child, so you have to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which we didn't, but like we take we know

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<v Speaker 2>not to be like evil fucking heathens. Yeah, we we

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<v Speaker 2>troll and we little thing, but I like to think

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<v Speaker 2>we're like decent people not to like question anyone's morals

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<v Speaker 2>because I hate when they do it to me. But

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand when people's whole thing is like all

0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.639
<v Speaker 2>publicity is good publicity. I like say, crazy shit, I'm like,

0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:16.840
<v Speaker 2>how do you not have the most anxiety? Because I

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<v Speaker 2>literally care so much about like making sure that like

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<v Speaker 2>what I say.

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<v Speaker 4>Comes across like how I mean it, because.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate when I say something and someone takes

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<v Speaker 2>it and like is misinterpreting it and it becomes like

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<v Speaker 2>a big thing. It literally drives me crazy and like

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<v Speaker 2>to the point of tears because I'm like, please, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is what I felt.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I swear like this like goes back to what

0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:42.800
<v Speaker 3>we were saying earlier, Like we should just shut the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck up, like period.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe those people are like the people with

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<v Speaker 2>like smaller egos because they literally don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>What anybody is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I what I was gonna say is, no

0:22:54.359 --> 0:22:57.000
<v Speaker 3>one is. I don't think anybody's ready for this conversation.

0:22:57.160 --> 0:22:59.040
<v Speaker 3>And this might be the hottest take of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>So Tannemos is the most based red pilled person on

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<v Speaker 3>the internet right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to disagree.

0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I literally like, I don't need to get to into details.

0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.480
<v Speaker 3>I was just I do not think she knows.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have to get into that conversation because this

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:17.320
<v Speaker 2>isn't the we're we're not pulling. We don't play the

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:20.000
<v Speaker 2>same game of tea spill yosification of the world.

0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:23.959
<v Speaker 4>But let's just say I agree to disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>Fully with my whole heart with the actions of a

0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:29.520
<v Speaker 2>lot of people, and I'll do it at that. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>if you caught me in like twenty seventeen, before twenty

0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 2>eighteen before what Yeah, I got therapy in twenty eighteen,

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 2>So you caught me before therapy and you brought anything

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<v Speaker 2>to my plate, I would be very ready to give

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<v Speaker 2>like my hot take. Yeah, But then I got a

0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 2>reality check and a therapist, and I was like, oh,

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:50.679
<v Speaker 2>you know what, maybe I should mind my fucking business.

0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:54.000
<v Speaker 3>And it's literally the biggest blessing that we waited four

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:57.639
<v Speaker 3>years to do this podcast because fully the shit we

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:02.680
<v Speaker 3>would have said about people or just in general, like

0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:05.520
<v Speaker 3>it would not have been okay, Like we would have

0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 3>fully like made enemies, like people would be attacking us constantly, which.

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 4>Is like, I don't know.

0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 2>That goes back to my thing about pride, is like

0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe in being friends with people I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with.

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:20.600
<v Speaker 4>Like if I am friends.

0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:22.719
<v Speaker 2>With someone, I can be friendly, though yeah I can

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 2>fully be friendly, Like I'm not the kind of person

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<v Speaker 2>that if I like met.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you be friendly?

0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:30.239
<v Speaker 3>You've had moments where you don't like people and you

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<v Speaker 3>are not friendly?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I you know what it is is like if

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:37.719
<v Speaker 2>I get to know someone a little bit and I

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:41.960
<v Speaker 2>see like whether it be whether it be like I again,

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I am very like I'm a piece of shit.

0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:45.800
<v Speaker 4>I can't stress this enough. I say it all the time.

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I am like a hating, bitter bitch, and I like

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<v Speaker 2>understand that, and I know that I've gotten very good

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:53.239
<v Speaker 2>at not being open about it because I know that

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:55.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like an insecurity thing and I project onto other

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:59.280
<v Speaker 2>people and whatever, whatever, whatever. But like, at this point

0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 2>in my life, if I get to know someone and

0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 2>whether it be like I don't like what they like

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 2>make or the way they act or whatever.

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:08.920
<v Speaker 4>Whatever, if I get to know someone and I'm like, oh,

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:09.640
<v Speaker 4>you know what, they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty cool, Like I feel bad.

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 4>I was like a cut about this person.

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I could be chill. Do I have to

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:17.679
<v Speaker 2>publicly be homeed up?

0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:23.160
<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, But there's there's been a lot of which.

0:25:27.119 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Like do I have the public read that's like the

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 1>high school shit ever.

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<v Speaker 3>We've talked about this before, but like, imagine dating someone

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.240
<v Speaker 3>who like is like a creative person and they make

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 3>the worst shit ever. Like imagine mating dating someone and

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 3>like their music is just like fucking garbage and twenty

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.640
<v Speaker 3>one the festival. You have to fake?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I And I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I like could not. I am such a bad fucking liar. Yeah,

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I was talking about this, I think to Lucas. Oh,

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 2>because for Lucas's thing, he like came up to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was supposed O'Ryan was going to show up as

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<v Speaker 2>a surprise because it was a big thing, and she

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.040
<v Speaker 2>was like not gonna come to his like birthday party

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>because she was like busy moving. And she was like,

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:06.960
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I can go, like, don't tell them

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 2>because like Luke was said, she wasn't gonna show up. Literally,

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:12.560
<v Speaker 2>he came up to me and without thinking twice, he

0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:13.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, is O Ryan coming?

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<v Speaker 3>I go, yeah, oh my god.

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:15.720
<v Speaker 4>I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I never remember when I forgot to feed Oryan's cat

0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 2>for literally three days, and the normal person would have

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:26.239
<v Speaker 2>lied have been like, yeah, yeah, I fed him, and

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I immediately was like no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm I'm too good of a liar, like.

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm That's how we balanced each other out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like I think like I'm not a good liar,

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.879
<v Speaker 3>but like growing up, I lied a lot to my

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 3>parents and I just got good at it, and I

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.760
<v Speaker 3>got good at like making like, oh dude, it was

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:47.320
<v Speaker 3>gnarly like I would like you were Gaslin. I was gnarly,

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 3>like I would like say some crazy shit like I

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 3>would admit to like the lesser of two evils, Like

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 3>I would like be like blah blah blah blah blah,

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 3>and then like keep this like evil shit that I

0:26:57.800 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 3>did on the side or like I would like tell

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:06.960
<v Speaker 3>the truth about like someone like an acquaintance and be like,

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:09.679
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, they're like fucked up while I was the

0:27:09.680 --> 0:27:12.480
<v Speaker 3>one doing it with them like type shit, and like

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 3>I I don't know how I like got away with

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 3>half the shit I did as a kid, but dude,

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I was on fucking demon mode. I like I'm a chameleon,

0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 3>like I can just like turn it on and off.

0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:27.360
<v Speaker 3>But also at the same time, like if I love

0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 3>and respect you, I'm not gonna fucking lie to you.

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, fully, like of.

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Course, like I don't lie to people I love.

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Mine isn't even a flex. I wish I could fucking lie,

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Like I want so badly to be able to lie,

0:27:37.080 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 2>but like I'm just like a pussy and I'm like

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:41.280
<v Speaker 2>scared and I'm like yeah, like I just admit to

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:42.920
<v Speaker 2>it before like it gets too mad, and I'm.

0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:45.959
<v Speaker 3>Like, but I think a big part of it is

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 3>also just like literally my entire persona online is like

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:54.720
<v Speaker 3>like I don't understand how people like follow me like

0:27:54.960 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 3>as like a as a person because like I don't

0:27:57.800 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 3>think I've posted a single like real thing online ever

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 3>in my entire life.

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 2>You do it in like little ways about like things

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>you like, but yeah, you're not very personal.

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:08.640
<v Speaker 4>Line, you got like pretty good at it. You got

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 4>like more personal in the past.

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Year maybe, But yeah, Also I just like took a

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 3>step away from the internet for like the last year. Yeah,

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Like I just kind of like, I mean we all did.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:21.440
<v Speaker 3>We kind of just all dropped off the face of

0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 3>the earth for a year there. But it was needed

0:28:25.359 --> 0:28:26.399
<v Speaker 3>for me at least.

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 2>As I say, I think, like even we just I

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 2>don't know that we have the like the brain to

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 2>be like top tier influence.

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 3>I was to say it, like I was about to

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 3>go into that, like my entire outlook or the way

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 3>I view the like social media landscape has completely changed

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 3>in the last year, like like it's almost like bad,

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 3>like the way I view it now, Like I don't know.

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like I.

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Used to get really like hard on myself, and we

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 2>make jokes about it a lot about like our lack

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 2>of consistent se but I just I don't I don't

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 2>know that I will ever have.

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 4>Like I look at someone like Emma and I'm.

0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Like, you are a machine and and I'm so fucking jealous.

0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm so jealous that like you like work, your ass

0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 2>off and you like go in and like still I

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 2>think she's someone who like openly like struggles mentally and

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>she's like open about that. I'm like, how the fuck

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:23.080
<v Speaker 2>do you have that? And you're still working the way

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 2>you do.

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 3>Like a beast mode.

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 4>It's so I literally have zero lust for life to

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 4>like chase like that.

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like.

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Like I always like, why don't I have a five

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 3>million dollar home in the hills? And I'm like, bitch,

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 3>what have I been doing? Like what do I do

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 3>to this?

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I do?

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't work at the pace of someone who like

0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:43.719
<v Speaker 2>would have a c in my apartment like I I

0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 2>just don't. Like that's not the pace I work at.

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 2>And everybody's always like how do you get all these things?

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 2>How do you buy all these things?

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 4>I shouldn't. The real answer is I shouldn't.

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 3>I saw that comment. Someone was like, this isn't supposed

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 3>to be offensive, but like how the fuck do they

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 3>live like they it's not from YouTube, Like they never

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:01.680
<v Speaker 3>post on YouTube, Like how did they make money.

0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 4>To buy the hair of my chin?

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Literally?

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I grace by and I have no luss for anything,

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'll fake it till I make it or break it.

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the real time. I just like I think

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 3>for me, I just don't. I actually have like trained

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:20.200
<v Speaker 3>my brain. I used to like like plan out my

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 3>future like to fucking tea, and now I literally don't

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 3>give a shit what happens tomorrow. Like now, I literally

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 3>like I I can't think into the future because I

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 3>will lose my goddamn mind. So like now I'm kind

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 3>of just like money comes and goes.

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's also like an attention, like thestorder like object permanence.

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I like can't I'm like, I can't plan

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 4>like you, dude, I can't stay on a motherfucker who's like.

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Use Google calendars read this book.

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I was the fuck out of you.

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Like what you want me to use a planner?

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:55.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because I'm you want to know what happens to planners.

0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I write in them the day I get them, if

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:02.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm lucky, and then they sit and then like eight

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 2>months later, I'm like I find it, Oh, what's in this?

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:06.080
<v Speaker 1>And it's like one thing.

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 3>Three pages of maybe some shit I did timph the

0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 3>bullet Journal shit.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 4>For a little while, we tried hell hard.

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 3>It just like I don't know, like I just forget

0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 3>that things exist, Like I literally just like forget about

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 3>it and it's whatever.

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I was literally just talking to a friend about this

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 2>because two days ago I got home from lucasysing and

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I had a bathing suit on, and I was like,

0:31:30.800 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to use this in two days, so I'm

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna wash it now. And I in my head thought

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I took it out of the washer and I just

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 2>walked around for like thirty minutes of trying to find it,

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:41.960
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, dude, you know what happened is

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 2>like the thing where I picked something up and I

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 2>carried it around for like thirty minutes and I drop

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.080
<v Speaker 2>it and I literally will never see it again. And

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 2>then it was still in the washer, but I didn't

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 2>check in the washer because I was like, no, I

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 2>picked it up, and then I picked up like another

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 2>thing in Lost.

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 4>In the Ruin.

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 3>We should do an episode where like we're medicated for

0:31:57.440 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 3>ADHD or add like we should just like medicare we're

0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 3>just quiet. Why it would be like the worst thing ever,

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 3>and like that's something I talked about it briefly on

0:32:09.440 --> 0:32:11.400
<v Speaker 3>the last episode we didn't really go into it, but

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 3>like someone was like, why don't you like medicate yourself

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 3>And I was just like, dude, like if you've seen

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 3>me on like ADHD medicine, like I literally turned into

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 3>a zombie, like I become like wallpaper, Like I'm so uninteresting.

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 3>Like it's really terrible. Which it's like a vicious cycle

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 3>because like online like I have to be like like

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:35.959
<v Speaker 3>es quirky, spat sporadic whatever. But like in like balancing

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 3>like work, like actual work, like it's like tough because

0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 3>like I'm not medicated.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 2>My manager is like can you please do this one thing?

0:32:44.360 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh yeah, I'll do it right now,

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 2>and literally within an instant, I'm like gone for fourteen

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 2>days and then he's like.

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 4>You haven't done it, and I'm like yeah I did,

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 4>and I did it and I thought I did.

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>And like the thing is too like it is just

0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, it's a vicious cycle because it's like there

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 2>have been times where I'm like, you know what, I

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 2>have to get so much done today, I'm gonna do it,

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 2>like I'm just gonna medicate myself for the day, and

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 2>then like I'll be fucked up because like I don't

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 2>like that. I'm like not as witty and cuddy because

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 2>my brain's been beating a million miles an hour.

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 4>And like literally a very.

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Specific incident I think of is I was like working

0:33:17.720 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 2>in my room and like medicaid and actually getting shit done,

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 2>and Josh came in and said something to me, and

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding the fact that I had to like

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>dig deep in my brain to find a witty response

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 2>and then it took too long and it wasn't good.

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 2>It like destroyed me, and I was like, no, I'd

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 2>rather literally never get anything done.

0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 3>And that's like exactly, I'd rather be myself, which is

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 3>like not okay.

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like what if I lose my spore?

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 3>This spark the sparking question. It's the sparking question. Yeah,

0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 3>maybe we need to lose it. No, not enough people

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 3>are talking about Josh's short film Minimum Max, because like

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.160
<v Speaker 3>he like I'm not saying that as a joke, Like

0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 3>he literally like made a short film about this exact topic.

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 4>I know literally when he was like fucking foteen.

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:06.560
<v Speaker 3>And it actually is like fucking good. Like I watch

0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 3>it and like tear up at it because I was like,

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, that was like me as a kid,

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:15.200
<v Speaker 3>like I wonder if I would still be Okay, okay,

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm I was supposed to be a doctor. I don't

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I've said that a few times online, Like I was

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 3>supposed to be a fucking doctor, and now I'm here.

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:25.399
<v Speaker 4>I was always supposed to imagine.

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:26.800
<v Speaker 3>If I was medicated, I would be a doctor.

0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 1>If I was medicated, I would I don't know what the.

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 4>Fun that'd be.

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:32.760
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like an surgeon.

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I never ever want in my life thought like I

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 2>should do something that like basis on academics.

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 4>Like and never once in my life, never once in

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 4>my life. I guess I.

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Wanted to be like a journalist or like a writer

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:46.640
<v Speaker 2>in general. But even that that was just me being

0:34:46.680 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking annoying. I'm like, I want people to listen to

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 2>me still like that, Like that's still very a narcissistic thing,

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 2>like it is creative based, but like I was, like,

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I want people to like listen to me.

0:34:56.280 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 4>Like everything I've ever wanted to do. That literally everything

0:34:59.120 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 4>I've ever.

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Wanted to do, I like, how to do with getting attention.

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 4>I wanted to be a model attention. I want to

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:04.840
<v Speaker 4>be a gymnast. I could do flips.

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Attention, I wanted to be I wanted to be a

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 2>fashion designer for like three minutes again, attention, wear my clothes.

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be a radiohead, a radio host. Listen

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 2>to me, I'm doing. I want to be a journalist,

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 2>listen to me. Like it was just all like listen, look, listen.

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:20.439
<v Speaker 4>Look.

0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Mine was like, Oh, I like animals, I'm going to

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 3>be a biologist. Oh, I like water animals. I'm going

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:26.919
<v Speaker 3>to be a marine bibologist.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 3>I want to be rich when I'm older. I'm going

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 3>to be a doctor. Oh, but I want to like

0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 3>also help people love themselves because I hate my fucking body.

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be a plastic surgeon. That was like

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 3>my thing. And then also I like fucked up my

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:42.480
<v Speaker 3>knee at a really young age, and I think that

0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 3>was very pivotal for like my career path because I

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, like I loved my doctor. I was like,

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.640
<v Speaker 3>I want to do that, and I wanted to be

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 3>an orthopedic surgeon for a long time. But then I

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 3>switched over and then I was like pre med for

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 3>a little bit. I can't believe people like.

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:00.439
<v Speaker 4>Have doctors like just engine like when you go feel

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 4>something out. It's like your doctor. I'm like, what does

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:02.839
<v Speaker 4>that mean?

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my doctor, dude, my heart doctor ghosted me. I

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 3>just realized my heart doctor just fucking ghosted me again.

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:15.280
<v Speaker 3>I hate this shit. I hate doctors. I love doctors,

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 3>like that's a lie.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 1>But like anybody practicing to be a doctor.

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, if you no one is listening.

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I say, actually, if you're practicing, if you're in med

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 2>school and this is what you're listening to, I'm.

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Not get help like you.

0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm not I'm not going to you.

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust you, dude. There was a funnyess expact

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>that I was like, no, because you need to go

0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>to old ass.

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 2>Doctors because these motherfuckers are coppying my homemark. Literally they're

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:40.280
<v Speaker 2>they're googling the answers.

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they Oh my god, doctors. Old doctors didn't grow

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.279
<v Speaker 3>up with people. That's something I realized today. Also, the

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 3>internet was invented in the nineties, Like, well, that doesn't

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:55.720
<v Speaker 3>make sense to me, like it should. It was invented

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 3>like in the fifties or like in the forties.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Like when you said that, I was like, what the

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 2>fuck are you talking about? Because my head it's the

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:02.240
<v Speaker 2>complete opposite.

0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 3>It feels like, I mean it literally for me, has

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 3>been here forever, for your whole life, for my entire life.

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 3>So I'm just like it's been around forever. I don't know.

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:13.800
<v Speaker 3>My brain was just like fucking blown away that it

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 3>was invented, like just in the nineties, and like, look

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.759
<v Speaker 3>how far it's come, and now it's like an actual hate.

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 2>The Internet has literally only been around since like twenty ten,

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 2>twenty twelve.

0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 3>Maybe, oh my god, what if the Internet is just

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 3>like a Harvard social experiment and they're just gonna shut

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 3>it down and be like, yeah, we wanted to see

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 3>the human condition.

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:34.799
<v Speaker 4>Like I'm always like that would be awesome, but then

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:35.360
<v Speaker 4>I would.

0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Have no job, And like what what am I gonna go?

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 3>What did I say the other day? What am I

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna be a fucking coal miner in the commune. It's

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 3>like no, like I'm gonna be a comedian in the.

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Commune, to be a fucking jester, to get stoned.

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:52.319
<v Speaker 3>Not everybody can be clowns in the commune, but we will.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:53.399
<v Speaker 3>We will.

0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 1>No, why didn't you say that? You were like, oh,

0:37:56.080 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 1>you're like if everything if so, if like everything collapsed.

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Like I think we were talking about like emp is

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 3>or something.

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what I said.

0:38:05.640 --> 0:38:07.919
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna be like, I'm not gonna be fucking

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 3>making bracelets, like I'm gonna I'm they're gonna put me

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 3>in the fucking coal mines and I'm literally gonna get

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 3>black lung.

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna make me go have a kid, Like, go

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 1>have a kid. I'm like, what's the worst thing someone

0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:25.799
<v Speaker 1>can say to me? Even though what two episodes ago,

0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I was just being like I love to do it. Yeah,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 1>bored life is boring.

0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Do what you want, do what you want life.

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this.

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Episode's gotten pretty smooth. We haven't had we didn't even

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 3>come up with topics, and I'm pretty like we've like

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:42.040
<v Speaker 3>just been That's.

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 4>What happens when you have an attention issue.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we were gonna talk about our Zilow addiction and

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>how we love looking at houses that will never happen.

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I anywhere I fucking go, like no matter

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 3>where it is, Like the first thing I'm doing is

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:01.120
<v Speaker 3>looking up the real estate market in town, and then

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.799
<v Speaker 3>like whatever house I'm at, I look up the real

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 3>estate on that. I'm so fucking nosy about it.

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 4>Sia does that. Just Sia is a fucking freak. If

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 4>he'll be like, what's that address and he'll.

0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Go on zilo and look around, Yeah, so he can

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>know the format of the house.

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:18.800
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm so nosy about people's financials, Like like I

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 3>met this person and like the first thing, like I

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 3>don't care, Like why is everyone so like like don't

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 3>talk about money? Like bitch, No, we need to talk

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 3>more about money. I need to know how much money

0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 3>you're making, and then I compare myself to you.

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 6>I I don't ask about how much money people are making,

0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:36.839
<v Speaker 6>but I'll ask like really invasive questions, which in my head,

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:37.720
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, they're not invasive.

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck if someone knows how much

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I pay in rent, like I don't know, yeah, but

0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:42.880
<v Speaker 2>like I will go into someone's telling me like this

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 2>is invasive. About how much money do you spend to

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 2>live here? Like I always ask that, and like if

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:49.759
<v Speaker 2>someone has a nice car, I'm like, how much money

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 2>did you spend on?

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Every time, every fucking time, I'm like, what's your monthly payments?

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 3>And it's just like I don't know.

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 4>I just I always didn't answer.

0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get an answer every time, And that's the thing,

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:02.279
<v Speaker 3>and no one's ever uncomfortable by it. But why did

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:05.360
<v Speaker 3>we create this stigma around asking people about their financials.

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't get it. I never will get it. It's

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 3>because our parents, our parents, like every the generation before us,

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:18.319
<v Speaker 3>they're the boomers, baby whatever. But Zilo addiction. The first

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:20.759
<v Speaker 3>thing I'm doing, I'm looking up how much this house

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:25.040
<v Speaker 3>costs and how much the real estate around it cost

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:28.200
<v Speaker 3>and if I could afford any of these houses. Never

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 3>can I afford a house?

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:31.439
<v Speaker 4>Never?

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Once I've said this.

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 2>I think I said this in like an episode already,

0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:37.760
<v Speaker 2>But like I just don't understand the concept of owning anything.

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Like owning little things I get, but like I don't

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:43.359
<v Speaker 2>like understand big things.

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:45.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm like why, I'm like, why do I need it?

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, I forgot what I think. I was talking

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.240
<v Speaker 3>with my dad about this. This is like the whitest

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 3>shit you'll ever fucking hear. I was like, we were like, like,

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 3>the billionaires are buying all the homes, They're making it

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 3>a renters based economy, and my dad is like, that's

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 3>not a bad thing, like like, and I was like

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 3>I want to own a home though, and He's like,

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:05.319
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's probably more expensive to own a home

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 3>now than to just rent one for the rest of

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:10.360
<v Speaker 3>your life. And I was like maybe, I like.

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 4>Don't know what the comparison with that would even mean,

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:13.200
<v Speaker 4>Like I don't understand.

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm like, would it be cheaper to spend

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.840
<v Speaker 2>even if I got, like, say, if an apartment was

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 2>like a thousand dollars a month, which is like in

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 2>what fucking world?

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like a decent human sized apartment being a.

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Thousand dollars, But even if that was I was like, Okay,

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:34.319
<v Speaker 2>spending like twelve thousand dollars a year for like eighty years,

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess that is cheaper than.

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:39.360
<v Speaker 3>Like buying a home, yeah, in some markets, but.

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Like literally that is like the craziest hypothetical ever because

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:43.800
<v Speaker 2>you cannot live anywhere for one thousand dollars.

0:41:44.040 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for the most part, not even the like that's

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 3>eight hundred thousand.

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:50.359
<v Speaker 1>You're you're asking me to do that math?

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:51.319
<v Speaker 4>Are you serious? Right now?

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm dumb as fuck. I took my SAT and I

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 2>didn't even know you need to bring a calculator. This

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:57.800
<v Speaker 2>was in twelfth grade, and I couldn't do long division.

0:41:58.160 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 4>I can do long division.

0:41:59.200 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't ask me to do Yeah, I'm like I don't

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:04.040
<v Speaker 2>even remember the like little care, I don't know what

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 2>goes anywhere, Like.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:05.960
<v Speaker 4>What does that mean? No?

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:09.840
<v Speaker 3>I actually when I first moved to LA, like that

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.800
<v Speaker 3>was something I wanted to test, Like me and Christian

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 3>just sat down and were just like trying to do

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 3>like long division together and like I could do it then,

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 3>but then like recently I tried it and like it

0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 3>just like left my brain. I was just like like

0:42:23.080 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 3>it kind of freaked me out too. I was like

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:27.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to do like simple like even

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:31.799
<v Speaker 3>simple division, like like like whatever, I mean, I can

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 3>like do some mental math or whatever, but like writing

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:37.760
<v Speaker 3>it down on paper like the fucking tree stems and whatever,

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't get it. It doesn't make sense to me.

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Math is like never really made sense to me. I

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 2>was really good at something for some reason, at geometry.

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 2>I was really good at geometry and then passed that.

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I don't know, I'm not doing this.

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:52.239
<v Speaker 2>But also like Miami Dade like schools like you didn't

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:53.920
<v Speaker 2>have to actually know how to do anything and you

0:42:54.000 --> 0:42:56.320
<v Speaker 2>could just like graduate and that's how I graduated. I

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>just like I was good at reading and writing and

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 2>like weird enough history. But that's because I, like I've

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:05.880
<v Speaker 2>said this before, I had like favoritism. I have a

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:09.840
<v Speaker 2>favoritism for like really fucking cunty like evil teachers, and

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:13.120
<v Speaker 2>they always like me too because we're both like based.

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:15.800
<v Speaker 4>In like bitterness and asrea. So I was like that

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 4>in my history class. Also, actually, what were we watching?

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we were watching David Chow's show yesterday. Who this

0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 2>was such a good question. Who was like the first

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:28.120
<v Speaker 2>person to believe in you, like to like look at

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>you and like see something in you?

0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 3>Because literally probably you really Yeah, like no, like I

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 3>swear to God like legitimately, like all the internet shit

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.800
<v Speaker 3>I was doing up until like I met like you

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:46.200
<v Speaker 3>or Christian, Like everyone was like you're fucking weird, You're whack,

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:49.720
<v Speaker 3>like cool, like you have half a million people following

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 3>you on the internet, Like those people aren't real, those

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 3>are just numbers. And then like we just turned it

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:56.000
<v Speaker 3>into something way bigger.

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's street.

0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, who was the first like adult? Do you think though?

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:01.880
<v Speaker 4>My mom.

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 3>My mom is literally my biggest Like she she like

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 3>watches every podcast on Apple, on Spotify and on YouTube.

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:12.719
<v Speaker 3>Like six times, like she's like that needs to get

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:14.800
<v Speaker 3>the eighteen. I need to get the eighteen streams in.

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I think the first like adult my dad like obviously

0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:23.360
<v Speaker 2>always like knew I was like smart and like well rounded,

0:44:23.400 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 2>and I think he always like believed I would do something,

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:27.280
<v Speaker 2>but like culturally he didn't.

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 4>He's just like a he's like a.

0:44:29.680 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Guy from fucking Enduras, Like he doesn't understand like the

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Internet and stuff.

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:35.360
<v Speaker 4>And I think, like with a lot of like.

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:39.520
<v Speaker 2>Older parents, like of course they're like what does that mean?

0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Like it's very traditional like go to college and ship.

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 2>But the first adult to believe in me and like

0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:46.880
<v Speaker 2>whoever like really listened.

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 4>To me and like what I was saying and thought

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 4>I was like an.

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Intelligent person was my English teacher from high school. He

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:58.320
<v Speaker 2>literally changed my life. And I've told him that a

0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 2>million times, but like it always blows my mind how

0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 2>like some people don't realize like how important it is

0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 2>to fucking listen to a teenager.

0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like literally yeah, just like to tell them

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 3>they're doing okay, or like even just like to let

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 3>them know like oh you are like chill as fuck,

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:16.799
<v Speaker 3>like you have a different Yeah you think you see

0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:17.719
<v Speaker 3>things different.

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was like so important for me that,

0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.279
<v Speaker 2>like I remember, I would like get in a lot

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 2>of trouble in school, in reading and writing classes because

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I didn't believe in like and I still don't. I

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:28.840
<v Speaker 2>think it's fucking stupid, but I guess I get it,

0:45:28.960 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 2>like on like a school basis, so that like everyone's

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 2>following a certain set of rules and it's like maybe

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 2>easier to grade, I don't know whatever, but I didn't.

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I fucking hated doing a draft of a paper and

0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:43.640
<v Speaker 2>doing like it has to be five paragraphs and it

0:45:43.760 --> 0:45:45.879
<v Speaker 2>has to be like this. And I would always get

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:48.600
<v Speaker 2>in trouble with English teachers because I wouldn't do that.

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:51.279
<v Speaker 2>And like on like we had f cat like that

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:54.319
<v Speaker 2>was our like yearly thing, and I would always make

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 2>it everything that I didn't have, like some weird resolution

0:45:57.760 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 2>paragraph if anything. I would always pick a topic that

0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:03.000
<v Speaker 2>there was no like resolution to and I would write

0:46:03.000 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 2>about it so that at the end I could be.

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 4>Like, there is no resolution to this, and like I

0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 4>would never conclude things.

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I would always just write it exactly how I wanted it,

0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 2>and somehow I always passed. But like my teachers would

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:16.800
<v Speaker 2>get really mad at me, and then like he was

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 2>a first teacher who was like that is so awesome,

0:46:19.280 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 2>and like he was just really nice about it. And

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:25.520
<v Speaker 2>then like I remember I obviously as a teacher, especially

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:28.040
<v Speaker 2>as like an English teacher, I feel like he any

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:31.319
<v Speaker 2>teacher is like go to college. And I remember once

0:46:31.400 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 2>he told me, like in my senior year, he was like,

0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 2>you have fully changed my mind on like the idea

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 2>of like what people decide to do with their life,

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.680
<v Speaker 2>like whether it be like education.

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 3>Or like career wise, that's fucking awesome.

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 4>And like we he was just always so like nice

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 4>to me.

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:47.239
<v Speaker 2>And when I would be like I'm not going to

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 2>college from like freshman year, when I was like I

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:50.800
<v Speaker 2>don't think I'm going to go to college, like I

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:54.400
<v Speaker 2>can't do like school, it doesn't work for me, he

0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 2>was like always open to it and like open to

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:57.239
<v Speaker 2>a conversation with me.

0:46:57.480 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 4>Meanwhile, I had teachers who would literally bully the fuck

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:01.360
<v Speaker 4>out of it and not wanting to go to college.

0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 4>But like, yeah, it's just so crazy how like adults

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 4>really don't.

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it's hard for them to understand that, like

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 2>the things they say to kids, even out of anger

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 2>or like trying to like guard them, like you have

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 2>to be careful because like you're doing a lot of

0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:17.600
<v Speaker 2>damage and then when you're doing good, you're like you

0:47:17.719 --> 0:47:19.400
<v Speaker 2>have no idea how good you help.

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Like what you're doing. Yeah, I think, like I forget

0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 3>her name, but I had a vice principle who like

0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:30.160
<v Speaker 3>we had like a very like tumultuous relationship, Like she

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:33.120
<v Speaker 3>like was always getting onto me, like and like like

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 3>anytime I would post it on the internet during school,

0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:38.120
<v Speaker 3>like she would be pissed, like all all my internet

0:47:38.160 --> 0:47:41.239
<v Speaker 3>shit like during school, she was always so like anti it,

0:47:41.400 --> 0:47:45.440
<v Speaker 3>but like I think she knew like deep down that

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.239
<v Speaker 3>like I was doing what I wanted to do, so

0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:50.759
<v Speaker 3>she kind of like fucking respected it. And I think

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 3>she was like kind of like the only person like

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:57.440
<v Speaker 3>in my school system who like really understood like what

0:47:57.680 --> 0:48:01.200
<v Speaker 3>I was like doing on the internet and like creatively like,

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 3>oh like this is like different, like yeah, maybe we

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 3>should hone this in. Even though she like was an

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 3>absolute bitch to me all the time, but I think

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 3>she like realized and I think now she even knows

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 3>even more, which is like super cool. But like your

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 3>English teacher was like my bitchy vice principal And yeah, She.

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 4>Was super chill but very sweet to think about.

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Literally one time she like called me, Oh my fucking god,

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna tell this story. But like one time

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:31.160
<v Speaker 3>a long time ago, I like made a fucking video

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 3>of me. Like uh, like I had like a toaster

0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:36.400
<v Speaker 3>and I like walked into my mom's bedroom and I

0:48:36.440 --> 0:48:37.960
<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm gonna shove this toaster out my ass

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 3>or some like crazy shit like that, like just like

0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:44.120
<v Speaker 3>like absurdist comedy, just like trying to get a reaction.

0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 3>That's all I did on like the Internet, was just

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 3>like trying to get reactions out of people would say

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 3>the most crazy shit. So I posted that. In the

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 3>next day, she this, my vice principal like called me

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 3>to the back office with like like a bunch of

0:48:59.120 --> 0:49:01.359
<v Speaker 3>my tweets like I'm to shove a turkey up my ass,

0:49:01.480 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 3>like tweeted out like all of them printed out and

0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 3>like stuck on like this paper and like like pages

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 3>like flipping through those like giant like notepad things. Yeah,

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 3>and like she would like read off my tweets to me,

0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 3>and like it was like probably the worst feeling I've

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 3>ever had in my entire life. It was just like

0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 3>like like just like complete embarrassment, like like I don't know,

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:30.640
<v Speaker 3>I did a shitty job at telling this story, but

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 3>like basically long story short. Like she got to like

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 3>the I'm gonna shove a turkey up my ass tweet

0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 3>and she was like she read that out loud, and

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:39.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was like, please fucking stop, like

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:42.719
<v Speaker 3>please stop now, like I understand what you're getting out,

0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 3>Like I will tone it down on the internet, bitch, No,

0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:48.839
<v Speaker 3>I fucking didn't. I Like, literally, on the way out

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:51.320
<v Speaker 3>of the office to like history class in the hallway,

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:54.880
<v Speaker 3>I tweeted some crazy shit like just like yeah about

0:49:54.920 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 3>the situation. She's like, you're representing the school in a

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:00.520
<v Speaker 3>wrong way, and I was like, bit like I'm the

0:50:00.600 --> 0:50:02.759
<v Speaker 3>coolest motherfucker in this school, Like what do you mean,

0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:06.360
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm representing it in a cool way, bitch, Like

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm fucking awesome, dude.

0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I remember in ninth grade. I don't think I ever

0:50:11.800 --> 0:50:15.359
<v Speaker 2>spoke about this publicly. Actually I got suspended in ninth

0:50:15.400 --> 0:50:16.320
<v Speaker 2>grade for a vine.

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:19.759
<v Speaker 4>And it was a vine. It's so whack. It's like

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 4>just stupid little kids. Shore I was literally like fourteen,

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:24.719
<v Speaker 4>and I was like I went to the bathroom and

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 4>I was like bathroom shenanigans.

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:29.200
<v Speaker 2>And it's literally me ripping paper out and throwing it

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.359
<v Speaker 2>on the floor and tossing a roll of toilet paper

0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:34.560
<v Speaker 2>into the toilet like a full roll, which my fucking

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:35.800
<v Speaker 2>principle didn't believe me.

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:37.320
<v Speaker 4>But I was like I took it out. There was

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 4>like an empty like roll in there, and I just

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:39.920
<v Speaker 4>like went.

0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 2>And yanked out and put it on the side, which

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 2>is still fucked up because the janitor had to like

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:46.040
<v Speaker 2>touch that, but like I was like, I didn't clog

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom like the and the next day the toilet

0:50:48.520 --> 0:50:49.040
<v Speaker 2>was fine, Like I.

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 4>Didn't fuck up the toilet.

0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>But basically I was sitting in my French class, which

0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I was failing miserably, but whatever. That's besides the fo

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 2>I was sitting in class and the principal came up

0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>and or the vice principal. I think it was a

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:04.279
<v Speaker 2>vice principal. I fucking hated him, and I hope he

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.279
<v Speaker 2>has like a hemorrhid or something really annoying right now

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:07.279
<v Speaker 2>because I fucking hate him.

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:08.239
<v Speaker 4>But he.

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 3>Came and he was going to eat that hemorrhid like

0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:15.720
<v Speaker 3>a jelly bean, just bite it off. I love biting

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:19.880
<v Speaker 3>him rhids. You know what I'm talking about. When you

0:51:19.960 --> 0:51:23.839
<v Speaker 3>get the himmies their little jelly beans around the edge

0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:25.240
<v Speaker 3>and you just like pull them off.

0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:25.279
<v Speaker 4>Like.

0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Bite him with your front teeth. Bloody, bloody hemorrhoids.

0:51:35.640 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 4>No, keep going.

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.360
<v Speaker 3>The hem rod like you.

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Were gonna keep going. I'm just not gonna say anything.

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:47.239
<v Speaker 6>But basically, I got pulled out of French class and

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 6>they were like, come down to the office, and I

0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 6>was like, what the fuck did I do?

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I go down to the office and they have my

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:54.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking vine playing on the computer and I was like,

0:51:55.040 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god. And I think someone

0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:58.080
<v Speaker 2>at the school snitched on me because I was like,

0:51:58.280 --> 0:51:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you want the workers don't know about

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:02.359
<v Speaker 2>buying becau. People in my school didn't like care about Vine.

0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:04.520
<v Speaker 2>And then I heard through the grapevine that someone had

0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 2>snitched on me. So one of the like motherfuckers who

0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 2>like losing were one of those nerd ass motherfuckers who

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 2>worked in the office. I was like, bitch, fuck you,

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:16.839
<v Speaker 2>you're a hater. But yeah, I got suspended for a week.

0:52:16.840 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 2>And that's actually how my dad found out about.

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:20.319
<v Speaker 3>My buying account yice, and that was.

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.000
<v Speaker 2>A nightmare because I was like on their screaming about

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Nile Horn being shirtless, being.

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Like a born barrier dude.

0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Literally, that reminded me of probably the most trouble I

0:52:34.880 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 3>had gotten in in my entire life was from my

0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Twitter account. So I, yeah, I had a reef tank,

0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:46.200
<v Speaker 3>like a coral reef. Like, I had a bunch of

0:52:46.280 --> 0:52:49.320
<v Speaker 3>beautiful coral, a bunch of like really expensive fish. Like

0:52:49.920 --> 0:52:53.320
<v Speaker 3>it was like my pride and joy. And they obviously

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:56.120
<v Speaker 3>with that, like you have to like test the water chemistry.

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 3>So like I had this like set of like chemicals

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:04.400
<v Speaker 3>that like you like get samples of water and you

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:08.000
<v Speaker 3>put it in there, and it legitimately looks like like

0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:12.040
<v Speaker 3>breaking bad vibes, Like it looks gnarly, it looks like

0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm making meth with this fucking kit. So like obviously

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:20.480
<v Speaker 3>my like young ass fucking fifteen year old brain is like, oh,

0:53:20.600 --> 0:53:22.879
<v Speaker 3>like I'm gonna make a banger tweet. So I take

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:24.919
<v Speaker 3>a picture of it and I posted on my Twitter

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:27.840
<v Speaker 3>account and I'm like cooking meth, bringing some to school tomorrow.

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:30.879
<v Speaker 3>Who wants it? And like like just like the most

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:36.400
<v Speaker 3>psycho shit, And sure enough I know who fucking snitch

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:38.399
<v Speaker 3>on me. I'm not gonna say their name, and I'm

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:40.480
<v Speaker 3>sure they're fucking listening to this because they were like

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 3>my biggest hater fan and they they're they're a grown ass,

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking man. Bitch, I fucking hate you, and I hope

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:49.760
<v Speaker 3>your house burns down with your family inside.

0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Literally means to that lady's other for no reason in

0:54:01.000 --> 0:54:04.080
<v Speaker 2>the car, and I was like, she hanked at me,

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:05.920
<v Speaker 2>and you were like, because you scared her, and I

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:07.440
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, I fucking scared because she has two

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 2>more days to live.

0:54:08.080 --> 0:54:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Fu that bitch, and I had like the meanest.

0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Thing ever, literally no. So basically I tweeted that I

0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:19.320
<v Speaker 3>went to school the next day and again I was

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:23.080
<v Speaker 3>greeted with my vice principal with that tweet, and uh,

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:26.800
<v Speaker 3>like I got pulled out of class and I was

0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking like handcuffed and they were like searching all my shit,

0:54:30.840 --> 0:54:33.840
<v Speaker 3>like the craziest stuff, Like they were like, where's the

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:36.759
<v Speaker 3>meth that you brought to school? And like it was

0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 3>obviously all like to scare the shit out of me,

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 3>like they knew I didn't fucking cook meth and bring

0:54:41.760 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 3>it to school.

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but of course, like as a kid, you're fucking terrifying.

0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Exactly. I was freaking the fuck out. And before this,

0:54:48.640 --> 0:54:51.560
<v Speaker 3>they called my dad and my dad was fucking livid.

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:53.440
<v Speaker 3>He was like, are you kidding me? He they called

0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 3>my dad and he was like, Drew's like, uh cooking meth,

0:54:57.840 --> 0:54:59.839
<v Speaker 3>like blah blah blah. We're gonna come by the house

0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:02.160
<v Speaker 3>like search y'all's house with a warrant, and my dad

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:05.000
<v Speaker 3>was like okay. So like I went home and was

0:55:05.080 --> 0:55:09.279
<v Speaker 3>greeted like my I was like, handcuff whatever. Long story,

0:55:09.360 --> 0:55:12.799
<v Speaker 3>it was just crazy, the craziest shit. I came home

0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:17.560
<v Speaker 3>and my parents like legitimately like, we're so angry with me,

0:55:17.640 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 3>and my dad told me they were like they're gonna

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:20.800
<v Speaker 3>come by and search the house, like so, if you

0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 3>have anything upstairs, go and flush it. And like, of course,

0:55:23.680 --> 0:55:26.360
<v Speaker 3>like I was an angsty, fucking teenager, I had drugs

0:55:26.480 --> 0:55:29.040
<v Speaker 3>upstairs in my bedroom. So I grabbed all of my

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:34.800
<v Speaker 3>like really expensive designer drugs and flushed them down the toilet.

0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:38.680
<v Speaker 3>And they never fucking searched that. They never came by

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:40.600
<v Speaker 3>and searched the house. And I'm I guarantee that was

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.160
<v Speaker 3>just a fucking employ for my dad to get me

0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:44.200
<v Speaker 3>to flush all my bad shit that he just knew,

0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 3>like like they know he whatever that fucking song is,

0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:50.279
<v Speaker 3>like she knows, Yeah, she knows.

0:55:50.480 --> 0:55:52.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like you were just mixing she doesn't.

0:55:53.400 --> 0:55:58.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh no yeah, no, no, no no. But yeah. Then

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 3>they they told me they were like, well, like we

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:03.680
<v Speaker 3>have like anytime we see your car and we can

0:56:03.800 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 3>just pull you over and like search your car. I

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 3>know it's not fucking true, Like literally, they just were

0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 3>lying to me. And I mean I had a very

0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:15.440
<v Speaker 3>recognizable car. I had like a silver car with black wheels,

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 3>like you can see my car, and I believed it.

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.080
<v Speaker 3>So for like the longest time, I was like never

0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:22.879
<v Speaker 3>riding dirty. Like maybe I'll get into that like high

0:56:22.920 --> 0:56:25.080
<v Speaker 3>school shenanigans, like all the bad ship I did in

0:56:25.160 --> 0:56:27.000
<v Speaker 3>high school, which it will literally be like.

0:56:27.120 --> 0:56:29.279
<v Speaker 4>Such a fun episode to hear about your life.

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:33.239
<v Speaker 3>And then when it's my turn, yeah, literally, I'll talk

0:56:33.280 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 3>about like my experiment experimentation with illicit substances and whatnot

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:41.520
<v Speaker 3>one day, but we can talk.

0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 4>About how I literally was like a part of the

0:56:42.960 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 4>DARE program and so I was like.

0:56:47.400 --> 0:56:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I was such a snitch and I didn't believe in

0:56:49.040 --> 0:56:51.240
<v Speaker 2>the sting weed and I was like y'all are fucking crazy.

0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:52.799
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are losing your fucking mind.

0:56:53.239 --> 0:56:56.839
<v Speaker 2>But actually, one more thing, because I think we're hitting

0:56:56.840 --> 0:57:00.279
<v Speaker 2>our hour, I want to close it off. The most

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:03.200
<v Speaker 2>bad thing I did as a teenager actually was a

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:05.400
<v Speaker 2>hit and run and run.

0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 4>People think, I I mean, like, I hit a human

0:57:07.440 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 4>and ran o.

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:09.359
<v Speaker 3>You still did a hit and run.

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 4>That's like still yeah, I know, but.

0:57:11.160 --> 0:57:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to say that because I feel like

0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:14.160
<v Speaker 2>if I'm just like, oh, my hit and run, people

0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:15.840
<v Speaker 2>are gonna be like, yeah, bit you killed someone.

0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Like no, it was like okay.

0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Basically, me and my brother were like the ones who

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>always got sent out to do laundry at the laundry maat.

0:57:24.960 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 2>So like we would be at the laundry maat and

0:57:27.200 --> 0:57:31.439
<v Speaker 2>like the laundrymat we would go to was really close

0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 2>to a Starbucks, and by this time I would.

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Have like twenty bucks on me to spend. So I'm like,

0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:40.800
<v Speaker 4>this was like maybe like eleventh grade and we were

0:57:40.840 --> 0:57:44.439
<v Speaker 4>doing laundry and we had the car and things still

0:57:44.480 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 4>had to dry.

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:47.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was like I told Dante, I was like,

0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to go get Starbucks, and he was like,

0:57:49.200 --> 0:57:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you should ask dad, And I was like why do

0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:51.680
<v Speaker 2>we have to ask dad?

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 4>Like we asked Dad for everything like this, Like it's

0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 4>not like I'm doing something bad. I just want I

0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:59.240
<v Speaker 4>literally want to strawberry yourself refresher, like leave me alone,

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:00.360
<v Speaker 4>let me.

0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I literally think I was going to get like a

0:58:02.720 --> 0:58:07.040
<v Speaker 2>fucking like green tea lemonade like that used to be

0:58:07.160 --> 0:58:08.720
<v Speaker 2>my fucking shit in high school.

0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.360
<v Speaker 4>But I was like, I'm just gonna go. It's gonna

0:58:11.400 --> 0:58:14.600
<v Speaker 4>be quick. So Dante, scared is fucking the car. Actually,

0:58:14.640 --> 0:58:15.920
<v Speaker 4>I think we finished the laundry.

0:58:16.080 --> 0:58:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I think we finished.

0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:18.120
<v Speaker 2>He was like, wait till we finished at these I

0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, So we finished the laundry. We put

0:58:20.680 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 2>it all in the car, and like we go to

0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Starbucks and then like the Starbucks is on a corner

0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:29.480
<v Speaker 2>and where there's like a two I don't know how

0:58:29.520 --> 0:58:32.760
<v Speaker 2>to explain this without like visuals, but basically the Starbucks

0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 2>is on the right side. Were like at this intersection

0:58:35.720 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 2>and I have to make a left, but then get

0:58:37.440 --> 0:58:39.960
<v Speaker 2>into the plaza that's on the right, and there was

0:58:40.040 --> 0:58:42.560
<v Speaker 2>two turning left planes and I was all the way

0:58:42.640 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 2>in the left turning lane and this was like a

0:58:44.760 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 2>big street, like if you live in Miami.

0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:51.200
<v Speaker 4>Like Biscayning Boulevard is like basically a highway. It's like four.

0:58:55.720 --> 0:59:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's a big street. It's a big street. It's

0:59:01.440 --> 0:59:03.240
<v Speaker 3>the only other big street I know. I came from

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 3>sh'd ask nowhere in Texas, population seven thousand. We had

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:09.480
<v Speaker 3>one lane roads.

0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 4>I know. That freaks me out. There's really nobody there.

0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:18.280
<v Speaker 6>I'm in the left lane, and I don't know obviously

0:59:18.360 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 6>now as an adult, if I was in the left

0:59:20.400 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 6>lane and I had to get all the way to

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:24.480
<v Speaker 6>the right in an instant, I would just go down

0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:26.760
<v Speaker 6>the street, make a U turn and like figure it out.

0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:31.560
<v Speaker 3>But I turn less license.

0:59:31.640 --> 0:59:34.080
<v Speaker 4>Yah, I'm oh, I also have no license and I'm fifteen.

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, you didn't. You didn't say that, Like you're unlicensed.

0:59:37.560 --> 0:59:39.720
<v Speaker 3>You should not be driving behind the wheel.

0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:41.120
<v Speaker 4>I like learned to drive like.

0:59:41.160 --> 0:59:44.040
<v Speaker 2>A year ago, like and illegally, Like I should not

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 2>be driving. And I'm in like a big ass suburban

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:50.040
<v Speaker 2>like I shouldn't be driving alone, like a three road

0:59:50.120 --> 0:59:53.920
<v Speaker 2>car car. So boat, I'm driving the boat and I

0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:56.120
<v Speaker 2>get in the left lane and I have to I

0:59:56.160 --> 0:59:57.120
<v Speaker 2>have to get to the plaza.

0:59:57.120 --> 0:59:58.600
<v Speaker 4>I have to get to the plaza. We're gonna pass

0:59:58.600 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 4>Starbucks and.

0:59:59.720 --> 1:00:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I I just try to merge three lanes over and

1:00:04.360 --> 1:00:06.880
<v Speaker 2>someone was in my blind spot and I just smacked

1:00:06.920 --> 1:00:09.360
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of this car, pushed it onto the.

1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Sidewalk and immediately.

1:00:18.280 --> 1:00:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Fight or flight kicks in and I fly.

1:00:21.560 --> 1:00:24.600
<v Speaker 2>I literally I like look, and the guy gets out

1:00:24.600 --> 1:00:26.040
<v Speaker 2>of his car and I see's found. I'm like no,

1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:30.000
<v Speaker 2>and I just slam the gas do like a very

1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:30.800
<v Speaker 2>loud U.

1:00:30.960 --> 1:00:32.880
<v Speaker 4>Turn into this other lane.

1:00:33.360 --> 1:00:35.840
<v Speaker 2>He literally it's a big ass lane and I'm at

1:00:35.880 --> 1:00:38.280
<v Speaker 2>a red light and he literally like just walks and

1:00:38.320 --> 1:00:40.959
<v Speaker 2>takes a picture of the driver's like of the plate.

1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:43.360
<v Speaker 2>And I still drive away because I'm so scared because

1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not supposed to be driving. My Dad's gonna fucking

1:00:46.880 --> 1:00:49.000
<v Speaker 2>freak out, Like I'm just fringing out Darthe's in the

1:00:49.040 --> 1:00:51.160
<v Speaker 2>passenger seat also while all this is happening, and.

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:53.240
<v Speaker 1>He's freaking the fuck out, and I'm like.

1:00:53.640 --> 1:00:56.400
<v Speaker 4>Doing seventy down this like street that I should be

1:00:56.560 --> 1:00:57.760
<v Speaker 4>going like thirty.

1:00:57.480 --> 1:01:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Down, and then I just pull over like a mile away,

1:01:02.320 --> 1:01:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and Dantees like freaking out.

1:01:03.320 --> 1:01:04.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god.

1:01:04.240 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 2>And I get out and I checked and because we

1:01:06.080 --> 1:01:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I was driving a fucking tank. Although the guy's car

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<v Speaker 2>was all fucked up, my car, like the car I

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<v Speaker 2>was driving didn't look that fucked up, and my mom

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<v Speaker 2>like would always get into thunderbender, so the bumper was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of fucked up anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, you can't tell I did anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, and don't you fucking tell anyone

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<v Speaker 2>to Dante, and he was like like they're gonna know,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like they're not gonna know. Don't fucking take anything.

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<v Speaker 4>And we got home. I feel like everything was chill.

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<v Speaker 4>This was like the one time I lied and I

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<v Speaker 4>got away with.

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<v Speaker 2>It, but I got caught, and like I was about

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<v Speaker 2>to say yeah, because so I like got home, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like everything was okay. Dante's freaked out and I

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<v Speaker 2>go in the room and he's still freaking out, having

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<v Speaker 2>like a full panic and talk, and I'm like, you need.

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<v Speaker 4>To shut the fuck up because you're gonna like no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I just like act like everything fine. I

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<v Speaker 2>had finished my drink before we got there. I rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the evidence because I'm smart in that way. And

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<v Speaker 2>then it's like a nice day out. It's like raining

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<v Speaker 2>and like the cars parked and my parents are sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on the front porch, and I hear my mom and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like looking at the car and she's just like,

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<v Speaker 2>what what is The car looks weird. And then my

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<v Speaker 2>dad looks at He's like, did you get into into

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<v Speaker 2>an accident?

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, no, I haven't. And then they're like talking

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<v Speaker 4>about it and she's like, maybe someone backed into me

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<v Speaker 4>at work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, someone definitely backed in.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like out like in the like front room,

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<v Speaker 2>like of the house, like listening through the porch. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember I just walked away, and I was like and

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<v Speaker 2>then I thought I got away with it. And three

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<v Speaker 2>days later, my dad gets home from work and I

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<v Speaker 2>opened the door for him, and the first thing he

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<v Speaker 2>says is like, did you crash the fucking car?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I just start sawing. I'm like yeah, and I like

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<v Speaker 2>ran away and I got so scared, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>just had to call the insurance and be like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I stole the car. I'm a delinquent child. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it was fine, that's crazy, dude, and yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>like the only accident I've ever been in.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never, ever, ever, once been in an car accident

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<v Speaker 3>in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been I've been in an accient but like I

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't gotten into an accident.

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<v Speaker 3>The only time I've ever been in like a car

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<v Speaker 3>accident I had. We I was like probably like twelve,

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<v Speaker 3>and we just went to Quick Trip and gotten slurpees,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, the slurpy straws at Quick Trip are

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<v Speaker 3>like fourteen fucking feet long, like the world's biggest straws

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<v Speaker 3>for absolutely no fucking reason. And like we're drinking our

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<v Speaker 3>slurpees in the back seat and my friend's dad gets

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<v Speaker 3>in a fender bender and we like are all slipping

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<v Speaker 3>our slurpees and like I deep throat this fucking slurpy

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<v Speaker 3>shaw and like, yeah, whatever, we all deep throwed our

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<v Speaker 3>surp slurpey shraws.

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<v Speaker 2>I would actually take the car a lot as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>which my dad doesn't know, but like when him and

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<v Speaker 2>my mom would go out on weekends at night, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was notoriously always taking the car because we also

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<v Speaker 2>lived really close to McDonald's, and I would take the

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<v Speaker 2>car to the McDonald's, get an iced caramel coffee from McDonald's,

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<v Speaker 2>and then go home and listen in to right hand

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<v Speaker 2>by Drake and again twenty sixteen, By breathed.

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck out by driving. I still am. I'm like

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<v Speaker 3>a very I've gotten used to driving. But like before

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<v Speaker 3>I drove, I didn't drive the car once.

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<v Speaker 4>One time Drew drove us down in one way.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was that was wrong in every sense of

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<v Speaker 3>the word that I did that. The other day, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like, yeah, I don't know, but that was that

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<v Speaker 3>was the scariest moment of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then I had to get out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the car, and like, I've never feared for my life, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had a moment where I'm like, I'm about

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<v Speaker 3>to fucking die. Other than that dream I had.

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<v Speaker 4>The only time I thought I was gonna die was

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<v Speaker 4>when I almost got hit buy a car. And I

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<v Speaker 4>think I spoke about that when I was in New

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<v Speaker 4>York and I almost got hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I've never been like like survival mode. That's something

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<v Speaker 3>I knew the experience once in my life. Girl, I

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<v Speaker 3>talk about this all the time. I'm gonna disappear and

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<v Speaker 3>you'll never ever see me.

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<v Speaker 2>He was always like, I'm gonna run away, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna disappear and y'all aren't gonna know where I go.

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<v Speaker 4>Bitch one, I have your location, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>you're smart enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna leave my phone. It's gonna be a big

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<v Speaker 3>end up hiding scenes.

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<v Speaker 2>And the day Drew disappears and y'all start posting missing posters,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking reposting.

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<v Speaker 4>It because I'm like, I'm like, I'm not giving him

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<v Speaker 4>what he wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's what he wants.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what God.

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<v Speaker 2>Forbid you get abducted because I'm gonna be so fucking annoyed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, no, you're not like you're pissing

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<v Speaker 2>me off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna pinky promise you right now, right now. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what is the peaky lock your pinkies.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not locking my people, please please, that's like signing

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<v Speaker 4>a contract.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. I swear to God, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to disappear. I'm not just gonna randomly disappear. I swear

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<v Speaker 3>on my life. So if I do get abducted, please

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<v Speaker 3>like for like fucking rings, Damn, you just cut the

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<v Speaker 3>ship out.

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<v Speaker 4>You're jealous of I'm icy, I'm icy icye see you

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<v Speaker 4>want to be me?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's the most annoying thing ever my AC

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<v Speaker 2>unit in my room turns on via my SERI and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, hey, Siri, like turn on the A C.

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<v Speaker 4>And she'll think. I say, hey, Siri, turn on.

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<v Speaker 2>Icy and Icy Buy Sweety starts playing at six in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, and I literally want to and I freak

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<v Speaker 2>out and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, hey, series stop and I just like, yell, sure,

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<v Speaker 4>shut the fuck up. And yeah, and that was the episode.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's all y'all get y'all get media. And that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>No no media today, no media you lose.

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<v Speaker 4>Here is the media.

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<v Speaker 2>The movie everyone should watch, especially if you are a

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<v Speaker 2>woman in your younger twenties, because this is such a

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<v Speaker 2>good coming of age film, or not even younger twenties,

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<v Speaker 2>just in your twenties, if you're like a grown ass woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it feels like all the coming of age shit

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<v Speaker 2>is like for seventeen year olds, and it's like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming of age right now, like I'm still figuring

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<v Speaker 2>my shit out. Francis Hat is such a good fucking movie.

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<v Speaker 2>The monologue that is Red is like Red in That

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<v Speaker 2>is like so fucking good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's beautiful. Made me cry my, Like audio media of

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<v Speaker 4>the week is Nabby by Peggy Goo, Escape by dj

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<v Speaker 4>K hero Nico, I Cannot say anyone in the World's name,

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<v Speaker 4>and These Chains by mid Air.

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<v Speaker 3>Thief yah fy the world mid a Thief sligh. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>My song is Dreams of Nostalgia by Lions Milk if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to like if I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>describe a song, it's it's genuinely it's such a weird feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>It gives you such a weird feeling when you listen

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<v Speaker 3>to it, like it's a good weird feeling though it

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<v Speaker 3>feels weird but good. I've been listening to that recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Jamilla by Monsieur Brown is just like bleeps and bloops.

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<v Speaker 3>This it's like the most repetitive song ever. It's literally

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<v Speaker 3>like the same likeep over and over again. But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know why I'm so obsessed with fucking bleeps and

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<v Speaker 3>bloop sounds like.

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<v Speaker 4>They're good to just like it's it's kind of like, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like patterns. It's like you can turn your brain

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<v Speaker 4>off and just like stimulated, like it's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I just love that solid music. And then not enough

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<v Speaker 3>people are talking about fucking Birdman, the movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Man that's the one. I'm thinking of lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you're thinking of lawnmower Man, which is also

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<v Speaker 3>something you should watch. But that's the media for next week.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll go into that later. But Birdman fucking perfect, still

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<v Speaker 3>one of the best movies of all time. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>like a one shot movie about like this, like play happening.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't fuck know how to describe it. It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Go watch it if you haven't watched it, and watch

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<v Speaker 3>it again if you have, because it's just really fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>And then.

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<v Speaker 3>We should start a little book club. No, yeah, fuck you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about to start reading Once upon a Time in Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 3>the book adaptation, So if you want to read that

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<v Speaker 3>with me, yeah, stop reading. No more reading. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>the episode. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Go take that poop.

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<v Speaker 3>My brain is been holding this holding no more.

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<v Speaker 4>No more brain. I'd have refused to use brain power

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<v Speaker 4>ever again. I don't think we need to use our brains.

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<v Speaker 3>Goes bye bye,