1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: This is just the numbers are I'm gonna go out 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: on a limb and say we should have just done 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: this without even making a podcast of it. Oh no, 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,239 Speaker 1: we actually shouldn't have, uh because people want to hear 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: it and wanted to be official. Hey, if any of 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: you truck drivers or tug boaters, they could do a fok. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 1: We could have done a Facebook line. But this is 8 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,440 Speaker 1: gonna be great. Guys. If you guys agree with him, 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: let us know for next year. We want to make 10 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: two thousand twenty three better. If we're around then. People 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: already have an issues with the website. Ashley Ruise hit 12 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 1: me up. I just send a screenshot of the website. 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: Tried to explain it to her. I believe she got in. 14 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: They have a dress. It's it's really not hard. No, 15 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: it's not easy. It's probably the most difficult. Here's the thing. 16 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: And he still hadn't even logged into his team. He's 17 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: still even logged into his franchise. Why would because I 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: had the same thing. I logged in and I said, 19 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: am I the dumbest person in the world? Yes, because 20 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: Alredy had to do here's the thing. You get an 21 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: email no, no, no, and All you can do is 22 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: click on the link and it takes you to your franchise. Right, 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: could not figure that out. I lugged in from last 24 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: year and it hadn't loaded it yet, and so then 25 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: I had to click the link to load it. Yes, 26 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: that's the whole point, I said, an email link will 27 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: come to you. It's that easy. You guys are already. 28 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: I clicked on the player profile for freaking DeAndre Hopkins. 29 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: No you didn't know. You didn't because Sean Watson is 30 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: the number one ranked player. No, it didn't because you 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: have mean logged in your franchise. All right, we're gonna 32 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: start with the white picket Fence division. Um, are we 33 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: not doing an intro or anything? Oh? Yeah, yeah, hits intro? 34 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: Hin are we drunk? Well, I mean listen, so I'm 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 1: gonna take my headphones. I don't even where my headphones are. 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it live. Arnold get back, I'll tell 37 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: you what's happening. The intro music sign. Okay, we go, 38 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit this great. That one's not on another 39 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: dumbass and they became the dumbass tree at the end, 40 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: lost the perfect game. I'm doing it live one too. No, no, no, 41 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: we are we are. How dumb are you? Like? How many? 42 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: How long have we been doing this? We've been off 43 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: for a week. We don't know what we're doing. We 44 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: need a piece of paper two to run now we 45 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: oh the one to What up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I 46 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: know the most about sports, so I'll give you the 47 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a 48 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: sports genius. What's up, everyone? I'm Eddie and I know 49 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, 50 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: your sports watcher. Don't know who's who's, don't know what's 51 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: what's y'all. I won't talk faster, but I will be 52 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: more efficient. Sisson west side Baser originally north married White 53 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: picket Fence. That's your Segue's time. It's time for the draft. 54 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: Let's go to the draft order. Guys, all these people, 55 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: the fantasy football league is full. So if you didn't 56 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: get in next year, maybe your dreams come true. But 57 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: it is time to draw the draft order. And we're 58 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 1: gonna start in the white picket fence division. And since 59 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: Ray is in that division, I will draw the name. 60 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: Eddie will draw the number. Got it so I will 61 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: draw the first name, the first name, So just because 62 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: you're the first name called doesn't mean you're the first pick. 63 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: The first name is John Rendas is John rendas Is. 64 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,679 Speaker 1: You are the ninth pick, John rendas Is at nine 65 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: or six. You didn't put it line under your dumbass, 66 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 1: that's a nine. Obviously the six has a curl that right. Yes, 67 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: if we were a five of fortuney we'll be shut 68 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: down today, Yes we would. The next person out of 69 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: the bucket Nino diamte, Nino diarrhea. You got eleven, eleven 70 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: for Nino diarrhea. E Ah, here we go, Oh, coach, 71 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: play some music, Brittany, I'll leave us, Brittany, I'll leave us. Brittany, 72 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: you are the tenth pick. Wow? Right, what number do 73 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: you want? Uh? This year? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. 74 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: Absolute craps you want, You're gonna get people in the 75 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: late snake. I wanted twelve. Hell well, the next one 76 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: is Jake Cook. Well you won't be getting twelve because 77 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: Jake Cook got twelve. Wow. Wow, we got all the 78 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: high numbers there, all the high numbers, all the top 79 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: pics still sitting there out on means. Here we go. 80 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: You guys have a good vacation. Man, shut up the rocket. 81 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: Jason Dobbs, Jason Dobbs, you are the number one pick, baby, 82 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: number one. Jason got a decision to make. Oh my gosh, 83 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: no he doesn't. Everybody has a decision to make. You know, 84 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: if you're a twelve, you have a decision to make. 85 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: Just got tough one. He's got tough one. Does he 86 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: take my homes or does he take Herbert in my homes? Uh? 87 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: Next one? Gabe, Web Gabe, you are what is this? 88 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: Is that? A three? Five man? All right? Gave your five? Coach, 89 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 1: we have twelve of these. We're not gonna make it. 90 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: Do you mean you're not gonna make it? Go college? 91 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: Andrew Milla Andrew, you are the number four pick. Let's 92 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: go Andrew a lot for Where's Ray? Nope, here's another 93 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: one that hadn't logged into his account. Dominic Farinas, Dominique, 94 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: you are number seven. Dominique, Dominic, you have the seventh pick. Baby, 95 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 1: let's go. All right, I go and tell me what number? 96 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: What's for the sixth round? Six pick? For the six pick? 97 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 1: That would be siss and bad? Right, it's actually perfect. 98 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: It's half you're looking at Derrick Henry do the math 99 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 1: half of twelve and six, six away from the beginning, 100 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: six away from the end. You're always in the middle 101 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: of every round. It's not gonna make six. Uh oh hey, 102 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: this is Mr. Freak Out himself, the guy that emailed 103 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: you guys. Oh my god, how do I get in? 104 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 1: I'm not getting all the way from New Mexico, Jared, No, 105 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: not to Milwaukee, Art, not go to wheat. Jared. Not 106 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 1: gonna worry about the number one pick because you got 107 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:11,119 Speaker 1: the number two picks. Let's go number two, number two, 108 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: all right? And then all Brantley, Gilbert, Brantley, Gilbert. You 109 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 1: have the eighth pick. Oh wait, the eighth it's not 110 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: Gilbert's coat. Where'd you get Gilbert? Because his name is Brantley. 111 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: He's got one number eight. So and then for the 112 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: last one, number three, that is Lance Cox. All the 113 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: way from Austin, Texas. Lance, You've got three cocks, three picks. 114 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lance Cox, You've got three. You got number three, 115 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: number three, number three. There we got we got the 116 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: white picket. It's his last name. Really, Cox's being funny. 117 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: His name is really Lance Cox. He's about that. He's 118 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: married to Kristen, I know them, I don't know him. 119 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: I've never met him. I don't want uh Oh. I 120 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: got the box division depression, depression, dam so we gotta 121 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: be very I got it. So I need you to 122 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: put the numbers back, yalty free. You can play with that. 123 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 1: Thank you, I got you. Well, goodness all right, depression, dude, 124 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: spin the wheel coach. Alright, depression. Most you guys probably 125 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: already lost to college football betting a good week, did you? Hell? Yeah? Christina, 126 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: Christina Bradberry, Christina, you have what is this again? Five? Yeah? 127 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: Number five? You're seeing you're the fifth pick. That's so 128 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: sad man so sad. Oh, Christine, I'm sorry you're the 129 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: fifth pick. So's we're in the depression dude. All right, 130 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: I've been really stressed out lately. Chris Hill, what's his name, 131 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: Chris Hill, Chris Hill, you were the first pick. Wow, 132 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: don't get too excited, though, I'm sure it's not a 133 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah, because it's depression, depression. Who's he getting? 134 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: Probably McCaffrey, probably Taylor, probably McCaffrey. And they's gonna get 135 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: hurt Jonathan Taylor. Like every magazine sell it tells you 136 00:07:54,840 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: to get yes, my magazine said that. Actually right next 137 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: Chris David's and Chris you got the second pick. Wow, 138 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: he's going Henry, these are Hey, those were the last 139 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: two and the they got in on the REBI because 140 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 1: someone didn't pay those two guys, and then they get 141 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: one to fi REFI. Is that like one of your commercials? 142 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: Do you mean a Ribby? Like no, no, no, that 143 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: would be Loane Pronto lone Pronto dot com. But no, 144 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: those guys were the ones that we drew them after 145 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: people didn't pay. Pick the name. They were the last 146 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: two in and then they get the first and the 147 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: second page. Pick the damn name. Okay, God, Ryan Meekes, Ryan, Sorry, dude, 148 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: you got twelve. Oh you have it back to back though, Ryan, 149 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. You're gonna lose anyway. Yeah, Ran, 150 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: you're not very good at this. Let's be real, everyone's 151 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:48,319 Speaker 1: gonna lose their money. Oh. Alicia Hendricks, Alicia, you're the seventh. 152 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 1: Picka seventh. Why did we name it the Depression because 153 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 1: he's all sad? Have you seen him? He looks terrible. 154 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: Look it looks terrible. Trey Lance is going to bring 155 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: him a lot of climb now he likes. I like that. Hey, kid, 156 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: Willie Mays, you want to come over kids at the game. 157 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: The games at two am. If you want to watch 158 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: the Longhorn, they can watch three Blake. Hey, he has 159 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: been drafting Trey Lance and a lot of his drafts. 160 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,439 Speaker 1: Who kid, No, that's not the way you want to go. 161 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: You wanna go Jalen Hurts. That's your quarterback, which you 162 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,000 Speaker 1: can pick up and pick him up in the waiver wire. 163 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: Anthony Dahma Not according to the Not according to the 164 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,959 Speaker 1: September issue of Fantasy Football magazine. You bugho, my wife 165 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: brought me three magazines for my birthday. I saw him 166 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,719 Speaker 1: the same thing right up, freaking stack of magazines in 167 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 1: his pictures, like he's ready for fantasy. No. Actually, one 168 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 1: of the magazines, badassids every college football team and it's 169 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 1: instantly you can glance what they did last year against 170 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 1: the spread points they put up immediately. It's even faster 171 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: than the intern and borrow that one. That's pretty good, 172 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's the best one of them all. 173 00:09:56,559 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 1: Mike Sears Mike Sears ninth and and you know he's 174 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: a little depressed because his family store has been going 175 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: out of business years. Yeah, I gotta stick it pad 176 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: and he's reading with a sharpie. She's not gonna be 177 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,079 Speaker 1: able to see any of it. Don't you pick the 178 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,320 Speaker 1: damn name. I don't have a pen. I told you guys, 179 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: I don't have a pen. Ryan a coin. Ryan, you 180 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: got number four, and we went from a cold room 181 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,959 Speaker 1: to about a hundred degrees. He had the what pick, dude, 182 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: I need to borrow four. I didn't borrow that magazine. Dude. 183 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: It was money in Vegas? All right? Oh yeah? Did 184 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: you make a lot of money from that one? No? 185 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 1: I didn't, but it was fun to read that it 186 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: was money in Vegas. Didn't make any money. It's only Colorado. 187 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: Buffs were good against the spread. They weren't. They weren't. 188 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: They lost Christina, Christina, we love you. But it's eleven 189 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: got the pick. They were good in the third quarter, 190 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,959 Speaker 1: then they fell apart in the fourth. Man the eleventh 191 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: pick sucks? Done it? I mean? Yeah? That sucks? Yeah 192 00:10:55,559 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: for the six pick? Six pick, Jamie Stanley, Amy, you're 193 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 1: the sixth pick that sucks? Are we still in the depression? Didn't? Yeah, 194 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm telling you we're not gonna make it. What's the 195 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 1: what's the next number? Three? That's the last pick? This 196 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 1: is for the third? No, no, we have one more? Okay, Brian, Holly, Brian, 197 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 1: we haven't done Batter's buck Huh, all right, batters block? 198 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: This is you? Okay? Go ahead? Number eighth right down 199 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: the middle. You suck, You're gonna lose. What was Holly? Third? 200 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 1: I don't remember, coach I said it. Go back to 201 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 1: the tape. Yeah, third, and then Batter's box. He's got 202 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: a text, he's got what did the Batter's box get? Eight? Okay, alright, 203 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 1: what division? I gotta switch up to music. Let's go. 204 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: We'll just say part one and just I don't know 205 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 1: what he's doing. Is he coming right back? I don't 206 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: think they're doing an interview or something. Oh okay, Paul, okay, 207 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 1: I can't pick them. Apparently. Are you eating? Well, I'm 208 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: just gonna get mad he's eating. Why don't you yell 209 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,839 Speaker 1: at him? We were on a break. I didn't know 210 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: we were coming back. Oh you're eating two now, you 211 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 1: son of a your guys and I feel bad I 212 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,559 Speaker 1: was supposed to. I didn't meet up with Chris in Vegas. 213 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 1: He's probably pissed at me. How long were you there, coach? 214 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: Lessan seventy two hours? Well that I mean, that's that, 215 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: that makes sense. You're busy, man, I really wasn't, though. 216 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: Why don't you just say three days instead of saying 217 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: less seventy two hours? With this lesson three days? Have 218 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 1: you ever heard of more dramatic? I like it? Seventy 219 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: one hours? All right, let's go. What are we doing? 220 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: Take the damn names? I can't I can't touch this one, right, Corona, Corona, 221 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,560 Speaker 1: co here we go. I can't hear anything, Coach, just 222 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: go with it. I don't think my MIC's hung. Oh 223 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,559 Speaker 1: we hear you, We hear me, Yeah, we hear you 224 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 1: eating throw our headphones like you always do, so loud? 225 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: Whoa coad something? Shock? Now I'm back. I can hear you. Okay, alright, Coronic, 226 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: let's go. Right, there's the names. Nothing was better? Hey, 227 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 1: give me, give me the business. Down to business. Let's 228 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,199 Speaker 1: get down. Let's get down to business. Kyle Doss paid, 229 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: Kyle Doss paid? Thank you? Well, okay, what number is he? 230 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: I have to write? And here? Alright it four? Four? Alright, 231 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: thank you? That's about damn or something. Julie sharpie Julie McKellen. 232 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: Julie McKellen. I wonder if she's jelling let's get down, 233 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: let's get down to business. What's the number? Good? God? 234 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: Seven seven? You do understand it takes a second picking 235 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: it now, Bryce Harper, Bryce Heartline, No, Hartley, I think not. Heartline. 236 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,559 Speaker 1: Heartline is the guy that played Brian Heartline is the 237 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: play the wide receiver. Isaiah knocked him out at the bar. 238 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 1: He's number twelve, but he didn't get engaged in Vegas 239 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: at the Sore Losers convention. So that's there's that. Oh 240 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:18,600 Speaker 1: my god, Kimberly number ten, number ten, Muda, Robbie Holmes, 241 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 1: Robbie Holmes may be Robin Homies, Robbie home to two. 242 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: Did you get a muda? Blank? Piece of paper? Uh? 243 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,359 Speaker 1: Okay blank? What numbers that? He got a good draft? 244 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: He gets some one? Al right, get one? That means 245 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: Eddie put the scrap in. Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes. There 246 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 1: she is, hey, she was married to Tom Cruise. She 247 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 1: got number one. I don't want anyway west Downs. Am 248 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: I in there? I looked you're in there. Coach etting 249 00:14:54,480 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: number eleven, number eleven, number zero. How do you find 250 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 1: that that's I'm not from Wadalajara. I thought you were. 251 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: That's from like ten years ago. That's funny. Hey, lots changed. 252 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 1: Hey you can you can you draw the name? I mean, 253 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: why don't you? How come when he makes a joke, 254 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,120 Speaker 1: it's okay and you don't yell at him. I'm properly filibustering. 255 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: I try to talk and you Brian Stewart, Brian Stewart. 256 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: Number My sister had boyfriend named Brian and Stewart. Wow, 257 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,960 Speaker 1: same time? No, no, guys, wasn't number six the person 258 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: we're all here for. Coach Ettie, come on number three? 259 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: You're right? Number three times three? Nine. I can't get Henry. 260 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna get Henry down there at nine. 261 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 1: No titan's drawn be fighting from behind. You don't want Henry. 262 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,160 Speaker 1: My homes Tracy Almond, Cracy Almond. She's probably gonna get 263 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: my calf. And number eight. I don't think she's gonna 264 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: get a calf. Number right, a chubb. I don't think 265 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: she can get a chub. She can get up Ben 266 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 1: Faust please five, look at you guys? Flying? What else? Well? 267 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: Because of friction, the final paper stuck in the cup 268 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: Brian Sullivan, PA and Sullivan paid number three. All right, 269 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: number three, that's it, that's it. Such as losers here 270 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: they are. Let's go make sure, I don't know, find 271 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: some stupid We definitely didn't mean drop. That's sure. I'm 272 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: in there. Am I in there? Now? You're good. You're 273 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: in there. I don't see me. Don't work, don't go 274 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: through all the names. I'm in there. Okay, I can't pick. 275 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: You can't pick. I know, I know. I gotta give 276 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: the numbers. Hold on, all right, the first on. Hold on, 277 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: he doesn't even have the numbers. You idiot. You see guys, 278 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: you gonc on Saturday. You see that big guy get 279 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 1: knocked already, got knock out. I didn't get to watch it. 280 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: Yeah no, no drinking beer. I have a shoe. Saw 281 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: it live in Vegas? Was it crazy? You were there? 282 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 1: I was in France. It was in France, I know, 283 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 1: but it was in two in the afternoon. Place was 284 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 1: going crazy. That's awesome. Okay, coach, listen, Hey, what he's 285 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: got the numbers. He's got the numbers, and I gotta 286 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:25,720 Speaker 1: write it down down losers. First number name lunch boxes? Dad? 287 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,640 Speaker 1: What really? Your dad's in here? Oh yeah, I wasn't 288 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: supposed to title lunch Shane Bray Shane h three alright, 289 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 1: Second one, lunch boxes cousin Ashley Ruise. That's that's eleven. 290 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,679 Speaker 1: That's my girl, that's my neighbor. That's Ray's sister wife. 291 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: What third person? Hector Garcia Jr. Lunchboxes older roommate. Next one, Yeah, alright, 292 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: fourth one Jose's appot from corp Corpus Christie, Oh if 293 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 1: that number would come out nine, let's that's a six. 294 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:11,480 Speaker 1: Let me see the curl is the curl to the left. Yeah, 295 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,680 Speaker 1: if it has a curl, it's a six. Guys, Okay, 296 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: Nick Garvy, well he's gonna like this. Two lunch boxes 297 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,400 Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Okay, here we go. All right, it's been 298 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:29,199 Speaker 1: just a lot of bad jokes. Elizabeth Martinez. Did you 299 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,680 Speaker 1: guys have trouble pulling the numbers out? Yeah? Man, it's tough. 300 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 1: It's hard trying to fist myself over here, Elizabeth twelve twelve, 301 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:40,399 Speaker 1: Elizabeth Martinez, lunchboxes X. Now you just hooked up with 302 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: a couple of times all wouldn't be surprised, Cameron Christiansen, 303 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,480 Speaker 1: and good luck reading this number five? I know now 304 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: it's a five. I mean, I don't understand how you 305 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,439 Speaker 1: can't read this because you're right like a two year old. Okay, 306 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 1: here we go the man we've been waiting for, coach, 307 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 1: lunch box. Come on, is it a six or not? 308 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 1: That's a six six. That's a salmon. That's terrible, Coach, 309 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: it's all the same. Thomas Elder. Well, this is what 310 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: we've all been waiting for, number one, number one, Thomas. 311 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: There we go, Thomas. He's going ma home, Thomas. That's 312 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 1: lunch boxes, car mechanic. We've got to go mahomes. You 313 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 1: know they Jalen Hurts. Oh, Lacey Embry, Lacy Embry, number four, 314 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: that's lunch boxes, housekeeper. Unless that's oh would you play 315 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: black jack at all? It was just on the automated machine, 316 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: not in person. Lunch boxes, Nanny. Kelly Almond, how is this? 317 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: Tell me? What is this? That's a third eight? That 318 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: doesn't look like any that's a pretty That was Kelly Almond. 319 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,120 Speaker 1: You guys get that. I got Kelly Allman. That's Almond. 320 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 1: U m a n the last one, this last one 321 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: lunch boxes accountant. Caleb Alli Good, Ali Good. And if 322 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: you guys were falling along in your cars and writing. 323 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: You know that the number left is seven. Hey, alright, guys, 324 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: on your hat to Wow, that's it the draft spectacular. 325 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 1: You know where you're draft and start doing your research. 326 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 1: Some of you guys draft tonight. That would be the 327 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,399 Speaker 1: Depression Den. He's the only one. Everybody else is on Tuesday. 328 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,479 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Hey, good luck to everyone. Chress. 329 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: Next time I'm in Vegas, I'll get you. Man. We 330 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,880 Speaker 1: were just trying to repair a marriage, that's all. Man. Oh, 331 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: you were doing Tom Brady action. What happened a little 332 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: time to just us? And then it sucks because Abby 333 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,399 Speaker 1: ended up hitting up Bazers. We met up with her 334 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,640 Speaker 1: because we're drunk. And then it looks like I didn't 335 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: want to hang out with people because I turned down 336 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 1: other I had a buddy from Austin, a right, Dagnas 337 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,840 Speaker 1: was out there there. He was out there with Matt, 338 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 1: was out there with kem couldn't even meet up to 339 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: Beach show up, damn bit. I didn't tell South Beach. 340 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: We were trying. It was Billy there. Billy wasn't but 341 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 1: we were trying to work on some things. And next 342 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: thing you know, he got fifty friends that are trying 343 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,399 Speaker 1: to meet up to be Hands. I mean, that's what 344 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: Vegas does, Dude, that I tell bad. I feel I 345 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 1: didn't even hit up be Hands. He was busy. He 346 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 1: had baseball, kids had baseball or something. All right, um, 347 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 1: good luck to everybody see in the draft room. Hey, 348 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,880 Speaker 1: my fantasy league got kind of log in my fantasy 349 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: what's it call inject your email? You got an email 350 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: invited to your and you just click the link. It's 351 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 1: really that easy. It's a lot easier to download foreign 352 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: porn than that's right. Hey, if you need info and 353 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 1: any of the players, don't click on that info button, 354 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: go somewhere else. It says Deshaun Watson's like a number 355 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 1: two ranked player. Yeah, I know. It says that Baker 356 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 1: Mayfield still with the Browns. Somebody had said Rugs is 357 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: in there? Hey, under the team it says the prison name. Okay, alright, bye? 358 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 1: Did we did we sound rushed on that one? Now 359 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 1: we gotta go there? All right? Go bye? Good god. 360 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 1: I mean you see, we have to come in on 361 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: vacation and do this crap. That's what's annoying. Way to 362 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: come in and do the draw because Batter's Box wants 363 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 1: to freaking do it on a Monday night with all 364 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 1: these things. Yeah, I'm done with all of them, dude, 365 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: I don't care about those. Uh do I have everybody? One, two, three, 366 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 1: four divisions? Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good, 367 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: We're good. We're good. All right, turn this off? For 368 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: what are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, that's it, man, that's it. 369 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 1: It's a we're on vacation. Still. We had to come 370 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,200 Speaker 1: in because the stupid batter's box doing it on a 371 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,440 Speaker 1: Monday night on your birthday? Have a birthday? Did? We'll 372 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,359 Speaker 1: do the real birthday celebration on Wednesday. I might be 373 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,360 Speaker 1: done celebrate. It's been a week now, so okay, Well 374 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 1: then we won't celebrate you on Wednesday, so actfully. Sorry man, 375 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: I'll catch you next time in Vegas. That's all right, dude. Hey, 376 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: he forgives you. Just didn't want to get a divorce. 377 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,159 Speaker 1: He understands that. Yeah, and he said he could have 378 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: stayed at his house for free. Well you didn't tell 379 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 1: me that. Oh yeah, all right, hit it out. I 380 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 1: think any argy bus I don't know if we have 381 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaker 1: a trash came here. I gotta go