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Speaker 1: Y'all can't tell me, yam, sweet yams, there it is.

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Speaker 1: There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast when we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: And we finally worked to prove that Keith Sweat has

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Speaker 4: by far had more sex with ladies named Harriet than

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Speaker 4: any other human on this planet Earth. If you an

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Speaker 4: auntie and you got an old ass name, I bet

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Speaker 4: Keith Sweat been up in there, I bet he'd been

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Speaker 1: It's objectives.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not even I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That that's a conspiracy.

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Speaker 5: Put it in the textbooks. Come on, Swat, your Sweat

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Speaker 5: is his birthname. It's not a name he gave himself.

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Speaker 1: Nah, that's not Harriet's and Diane's and.

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Speaker 5: A couple of Gertrudes. He knocked down a few millicins.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, he taking down a few millicins.

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Speaker 2: You know how many big hats eat them? Knocked off.

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Speaker 1: Some big ass church hats that he's he's unraveled in

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Speaker 1: his bedroom. I'm like Stink Kerman and I'm David boy

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Speaker 1: Sweat and our guest, she's already, she's already coming in hot.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel free to jump in. Whenever you jump in.

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Speaker 2: We don't. Oh night.

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Speaker 6: I was trying not to be rude on the introll.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, you're not being rude. You're We're so

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Speaker 1: happy that she's here. She's somebody that we've been wanting

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know her from a lot of projects that we're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to mention anymore because of a bunch of

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Speaker 1: legal ramifications and a strike that's happening. But most importantly

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Speaker 1: right now, she hosts a podcast called love Thing. It's

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Speaker 1: on Kevin Hart's Laugh Out Loud Radio on Serious XM. So,

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Speaker 1: so you need to be checking that shit out. And

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Speaker 2: What's so?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 6: What's up everybody. I'm so happy to be here, y'all.

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Speaker 8: Thank y'all for having your girl on the show Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're happy you're here.

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Speaker 8: Hell yeah, I was. I was thinking us of the

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Speaker 8: new the new Keith Sweat. Oh he the modern keyth Sweat.

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Speaker 8: They also gonna take take them all down, damn, because

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think once that Nigga learned to or showed

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Speaker 1: us that he knew how to roller skates so good.

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Speaker 8: You can't be out here roller skating and sliding in

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Speaker 8: on bitches like that. Your Usher is so disrespectful. It's

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Speaker 8: Like Usher had me. I went to the Usher concert.

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Speaker 6: She got.

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Speaker 5: If you needed a pass, who would have be Liketon?

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Speaker 2: That's that's okay.

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Speaker 1: If if there's a pass to be made, give me

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Speaker 6: Oh you already got it set your mind.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm a wine and diner. I'm

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Speaker 1: not This ain't just smashing grab. I'm a build. We're

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Speaker 8: That's a relationship.

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Speaker 1: That's the way I planned it.

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Speaker 2: That's where I work to leave your wife.

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Speaker 6: That's a combination y'all got to have.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm going to make it so that she feels

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Speaker 6: Oh damn, that's deep.

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Speaker 2: Damn. You've got to.

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Speaker 1: Where you going?

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Speaker 2: Bory?

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Speaker 1: Who are you cheating on your your fictional wife?

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Speaker 2: If I had to cheat on my fake wife for

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Speaker 6: One mine too, mind a weird.

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Speaker 1: Follow your heart? I don't. I don't want to put

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's difficult because it's just like a lot of

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Speaker 2: Also from Friday after next turned Friday after next.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if I could, if I could grab along.

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Speaker 6: She a wine and diner too. There ain't no one

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Speaker 1: Don't want to do the wine and dining.

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Speaker 8: You just want to know she's she's a wine and diner.

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Speaker 8: She ain't that one night haul past. She like yo, yeah,

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Speaker 6: You know, love at first sight.

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Speaker 5: Let's just I want to build with you alone, which

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Speaker 2: And n along? Because I think they're all great. I

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: I was at a I was at an after party

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Speaker 2: There's something about her in her fifties where it's like

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Speaker 2: Prince d along great, you know what I mean. But

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Speaker 2: she didn't know what's going on now. She was young,

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Speaker 5: Everybody was going to Quincy Jones parties after the show

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Speaker 5: she didn't know what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Now, Yah, direct, you know what I mean by the

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Speaker 1: She was in control. Baby, that's a driver.

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Speaker 8: Nia is in full control. Nia, Nia has so much

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Speaker 6: On her ex hus just for a dumb Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fucking up bad?

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Speaker 6: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: I do genuinely believe that the NBA punished him as

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Speaker 1: there's a part of this that don't feel like you

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Speaker 1: you bugs, bro, like you were being weird man. None

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Speaker 1: of that had to happen home.

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Speaker 6: No, And then in the chat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's yeah, come on, man, just call your

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Speaker 8: No, but Nia, if you ever you know, respectfully, Nia,

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Speaker 2: I love I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that, and I think she loves hearing that too.

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Speaker 1: I think you know what.

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Speaker 2: I feel the same way about you. Some more.

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Speaker 1: In David's book It is David Bory then some more

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Speaker 1: Damn and that we didn't even talk about that. Do

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Speaker 1: you both want to full sisters know that.

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Speaker 8: That's crazy along and some sisters family?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, come on, No, I.

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Speaker 1: Will say it's worth noting that they they are technically sisters,

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Speaker 1: They weren't raised together and don't necessarily fuck with each

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Speaker 8: But they already We can bring them together. We can

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Speaker 5: And that's keep them. That's how we keep them. She's like,

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Speaker 2: We never leave.

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Speaker 1: I spent my life thinking that I would never have

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Speaker 1: including perfect pussy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I'm not going to disrespectfully say perfect pussy, but I

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Speaker 6: My mouth is, I mean, my mind is open.

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Speaker 1: Listen, we we we don't have time to talk about

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Speaker 1: We have a very that's a whole separate episode, that's

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Speaker 1: a very special episode. That might be our holiday episode. Uh,

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Speaker 1: that said, Punky, you came to us with a conspiracy

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Speaker 1: which one? Which one? I'll reveal it. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say it now, but it's very exciting that that

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Speaker 1: this is what came to mind for you, and I

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Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me if you left titty itches,

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Speaker 1: that means your man is cheating on you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell us everything you know.

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Speaker 6: Well, first of all, Titi is shit. Never itch, okay,

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Speaker 6: is don't itch. I don't know if I just.

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Speaker 8: Got numbed titties, but my and never ever ever itched.

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Speaker 8: So first, I don't even know why I be listening

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Speaker 6: But my dad be.

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Speaker 1: That well, first of all, good for you for listening

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Speaker 2: Well, my first question is what does it mean if

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Speaker 6: You're getting some money?

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Speaker 2: Hmm okay. I wasn't ready for her to be all right.

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Speaker 1: So this is fascinating because you started this by saying

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's a miracle.

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Speaker 2: M I feel like this is set up for broke titties.

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Speaker 8: It's just like that hard part that's hard, Like you know,

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Speaker 6: You scratch under.

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Speaker 8: Your foot it's ticklish, right, right, So we rarely get

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Speaker 6: About it, right now, what you know what? Now watch

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Speaker 1: This I'm scratching my foot right now, just out of instinct.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Like I'd be weirded if my big toe itch,

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Speaker 8: I'd be weirded out because I can't never scratch that motherfucker.

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Speaker 8: I would have to get like a piece of fabric

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Speaker 6: But like it's it's like it's your tennis.

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Speaker 1: Should never your titties and the bottom of your foot

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Speaker 1: have the same energy. They are itchless places. If they

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Speaker 2: There's more websites de voted to one than the other,

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Speaker 6: I know people can't think I'm crazy that I see

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Speaker 8: But I ain't got no numb titties and my titty don't.

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Speaker 1: You have very you have very actively feeling titties and

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Speaker 6: I wish we could get a couple of women on

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Speaker 1: That is. That is a good We do have a

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Speaker 1: Send whatever you think to my mama pod at gmail

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Speaker 5: I know a lady with big ass titties and she

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Speaker 2: Oh, she lost like a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of feeling. Yeah, that doesn't that feels more like

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Speaker 2: That was a good anecdote, All right, do.

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Speaker 6: You because y'all we can solve this right now.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes if I'm wearing like a wife beater and it's

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Speaker 1: It's more of a friction thing. It's a it's just

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Speaker 5: That's sort of why you gotta wear undershirts, because otherwise

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, all right, all right, I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: No, no, listen, I am not a certainly man titty

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Speaker 5: That one is one is America's most precious resource and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one is a real throwaway item.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one is nobody wants and the other one people

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Speaker 6: Do y'all like Ben touched on your chest, on your nipples?

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Speaker 2: No, I find it particularly uncomfortable.

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Speaker 8: A lot of women love to I have so many

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Speaker 2: It feels crazy.

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Speaker 1: I worry that my ego has gotten in the way

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Speaker 1: That The reality is I might like getting my titty sucked,

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Speaker 2: It feels crazy because you're like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 6: A few places, what are you doing over there?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing over here? All this stuff I got.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing?

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Speaker 5: It's like you worried somebody's gonna Okay, we were talking yesterday,

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Speaker 5: Lengston's worried about people walking in when he poops. That's

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Speaker 5: what I'm worried about. Somebody walking in and I'm getting

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Speaker 2: On it, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like you think they walk in, they see you getting

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Speaker 1: And you're like, okay, wait, wait wait yeah I I

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Speaker 1: I think we're too far into to experience to sex therapists.

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Speaker 1: There we go, yeah, but but then but then what you.

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Speaker 6: Know what to unlock?

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Speaker 8: Sex therapists can help you to unlock the next layer

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Speaker 8: of sexual activity, things you haven't explored. Things you are

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Speaker 6: You from experiencing these certain pleasures.

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Speaker 2: Are you just saying but stuff, just say butt stuff?

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Speaker 6: Well no, no, no, but I don't even want no butt.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, No butt stuff for you.

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Speaker 6: No, but not. Got tricked into some butt stuff one time.

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Speaker 2: But who didn't go to baseball camp?

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Speaker 6: You know, I done got tricked.

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Speaker 8: I started messing with this woman who just we went

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Speaker 6: I just was like, wow, damn.

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Speaker 1: I was like, and so this happens the butt stuff?

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Speaker 1: Are you then like absolutely not get out of my answer.

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Speaker 1: You're like you can finish, but I'll never do this again.

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Speaker 8: Oh listen, I was heavily drunk. She knew the power

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Speaker 8: I wasn't gonna stop.

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Speaker 1: You aren't.

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Speaker 6: No, it was it was very weird.

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Speaker 8: But then I was like, oh okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: But now it's and now it's like I don't want

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Speaker 2: It didn't make it into the regular rotation. No, okay,

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Speaker 6: But very vulnerable, you know, and I don't. That's how

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I look, I'm worried that that somebody's gonna

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Speaker 1: And now you're right.

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Speaker 2: Now you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: Now breakfast is different. Now we can't you know what

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Speaker 5: There's a couple of times the noise came out of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a pleasure, but yeah, it's just like

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Is that a concern for you

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Speaker 8: So okay, let me let me tap y'all into my

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Speaker 8: weird mind, right Yeah, Like, no, I don't be concerned

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Speaker 6: That'll give me reason, you know.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just my weird way of thinking sometimes, like

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Speaker 8: a hope and come back and be like, I forgive you.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm just toxic.

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Speaker 1: Na Hey you ain't. You ain't talking to nobody that

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Speaker 2: That is just fine by me.

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Speaker 8: In regards to my right titty. I just scratched that.

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Speaker 2: Money.

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Speaker 1: Maga millions. Let's do this.

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Speaker 5: Wait, I have one question before we go, I have

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Speaker 5: one one last question. Has this ever come true in

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Speaker 5: your life, have never scratched you, So it's never been

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Speaker 8: No, never, never came true, which leads me to believe

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Speaker 8: my pat be making it up.

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Speaker 2: Do you know anybody that's happened to though?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, Yeah, so we're not working from evidence here,

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Speaker 1: we're well, that's not true. Your your grandmother. It sounds

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Speaker 1: everything that your grandfather was doing.

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Speaker 8: But since then, I think what happened was she probably

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Speaker 8: know how we get, you go through my ship, whatever

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Speaker 8: you found, we ain't about to talk about that.

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Speaker 6: We're about to talk about why you're going through my phone, right.

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Speaker 8: So she probably wants to skip that argument and say,

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Speaker 8: I know you're doing some nigga my titty position.

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Speaker 6: She needed an excuse, and that's probably where that developed.

446
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 2: She found all those nipple licking videos on his.

447
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 1: She found a bunch of dirty panties, and I was like,

448
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: all right, well I gotta say something. I got to titty,

449
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: you're a cheater, all right, Yeah, we're gonna take a break,

450
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more Punky Johnson and more. My

451
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: mama told me.

452
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 4: I actually am one point four percent like Jerry and African.

453
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 3: I'm a sister.

454
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 6: Okay, well back.

455
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: To my mama told me, we are great. You know.

456
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 8: You like that drop that was a white woman, that

457
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 8: was a sister, You didn't an explanation.

458
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 2: She told you where she was coming.

459
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: From, Nigerian African.

460
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 8: How do y'all feel about that? Like, I know they

461
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 8: got white people that come from Africa. I'd be like,

462
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 8: if you say you African, I don't give a fuck.

463
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 8: I don't care where you was born a bit.

464
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah no, sorry, Charlie, you don't know a little bit

465
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: too much about history to call you an African.

466
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're, if you're a white African, you're the

467
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: real devil.

468
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're like the essence of.

469
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 2: This ship. You're directly from people who were doing wrong.

470
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are the soldier boy yelling he stole my

471
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: whole fucking flow exactly of fucking racism, you know what

472
00:24:59,280 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean?

473
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I can't believe we let white South Africans

474
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 5: like that's bad. You're a bad thing.

475
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 8: M m.

476
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now it's pure evil Yeah.

477
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 5: That's that's how I feel about that, or like a

478
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 5: Belgian congod somebody from the Congo.

479
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's bad yea.

480
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: From Africa. Cool though, I'm right with that. You said,

481
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: who is Arab people from Africa?

482
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, I think I also know some Filipinos

483
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 5: from who are from Africa.

484
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?

485
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

486
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 8: So you know, all right, damn, I don't think I'm

487
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 8: going I want to go to Africa.

488
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have Davids Davis from over there.

489
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to go.

490
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 6: I can tell you about the name.

491
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 8: That we That's one thing we never learned in fucking

492
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 8: school ever in the history of school.

493
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 6: Because don't no damn G sound like no B.

494
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a complicated sound.

495
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 5: It's like a it's like a noise to it, and

496
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 5: it's really just colonialism, Like how do you write this sound?

497
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: In English? I think more than anything else.

498
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: But you know, right, there's probably like more of a

499
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 1: throaty pronunciation.

500
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 2: It's like bor, Like you don't just say BORI.

501
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: Like, you gotta raise your eyebrows when you say.

502
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: That African. Yeah, it's just in the back.

503
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta look like a frog when you say.

504
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: I don't like I'm coming at you more t shirt.

505
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: I did a little bit of research on your conspiracy

506
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: theory that i'd love to get your thoughts on, specifically,

507
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: when we when looking this up, I wanted to look

508
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: up the causes for an itchy titty, and apparently, according

509
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: to WebMD, there are twelve different different potential causes for

510
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: why your titty might be itching. All that range from

511
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: dry weather. There's ezema, there's the soap detergent that you

512
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: use undergarments, friction pregnancy is a potential reason why your

513
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: titty might itch, and then there's others. But one of

514
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: the more haunting ones that I came across, and I'm

515
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: excited to hear you all's reaction to this, is something

516
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: called Pajet's disease pg E t apostrophe as disease. And

517
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: I'd love for you all to be able to see

518
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 1: a picture of what I currently am looking at, because

519
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: pajets disease is it. It's rough, It is maybe on

520
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: top five of one of the more fucked up things

521
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: that I've ever come across. I'm gonna I'm gonna try

522
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: to copy and paste this.

523
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 2: Into the chapter.

524
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 5: Let me see my tabs are knee long some more

525
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 5: our audio engineer, Justin's cousin, and now Pajet's disease. Yeah,

526
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 5: so I'll be coming back to two of them.

527
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna wanna You're gonna want to come back

528
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: to Paget's disease. If you guys can't see it, if

529
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: you're looking at it, then you also may be looking

530
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: at the Oh no, yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Oh

531
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: I don't like at the actual like titty of it.

532
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: It's it's it's haunting.

533
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 8: I'm trying to forgot how it could get into your

534
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 8: titty if it looks like it's a bone disease.

535
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: Oh you you are you looking at the breast? Look

536
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: up projets disease breast Oh all right, all right, and

537
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: then maybe that'll that'll help you see what I'm seeing.

538
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: Also, how did I get search blurring on?

539
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 8: What was?

540
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 6: So it must be something that's break?

541
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah these are bad looking and I'm a titty enthusiast,

542
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: but this is rough.

543
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's real bad.

544
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: Oh no like that though, you know there's something going on.

545
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, come on as an infection.

546
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: That was my feeling because I think for just diseases

547
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: is related to some sort of like breast cancer that

548
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: spreads externally. That said, if your titty looks like that,

549
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: I am going to I'm not. I'm not gonna say

550
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: I'll cheat on you, but I'm not staying you know

551
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm not hanging out when you're titty

552
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: looks like a fucking wheat bread, you know what I mean? Like,

553
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm not, I gotta go. So so whatever this is, like,

554
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: we should have worked this out sooner. If you let

555
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: it get to this level, what do you want me

556
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: to do?

557
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 6: Oh, it's such a heartbreaking disease. I was real, Just

558
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 6: take off. I could grow. I could live the rest

559
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 6: of his life with no nipples.

560
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's It says that it can look a lot

561
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: like exzma, with crusted, scally and itchy skin, but it

562
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: often affects just one nipple. He may see blood or

563
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: yellow discharge from it.

564
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: So it is.

565
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 6: So that's where you draw the line at your vows.

566
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, line like sickness. I agree to. Which

567
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: sickness I ain't say nothing about none of that.

568
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: COVID twice That's about all I'm gonna put up with.

569
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 6: So this is not better for worse. This better for

570
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 6: worse worse, which is.

571
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better for for certain kinds of wors. I think, no,

572
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: it's it's rough to look at, but it does make

573
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: me feel in reading like all these potential disorders or

574
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: or simple things soap uh fucking you know the cleanliness

575
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: your your exima whatever it is that some of the

576
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: the titty itching might be more related to managing your

577
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: health in your situation on a grander level, which thustly

578
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: might affe fact your relationship.

579
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 5: Yes, I feel women keep their titties pretty clean usually

580
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 5: mm hmm.

581
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: Run into like some.

582
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 8: Thirty man I used to wed is. I still do sometimes,

583
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 8: but I stop. I water's gay bra? And why is

584
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 8: it gay?

585
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

586
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 6: Always?

587
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 8: Well I call it the gay bra because I know

588
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 8: what it's really cold. I don't know the name of it.

589
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 8: I guess you could call it a binder or whatever, but.

590
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, it's specifically for.

591
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 6: For flattening your titties.

592
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 8: And I want to say every single day and women,

593
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 8: bro it was at a time where just brides are expensive.

594
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 8: Why ain't gona time to be washing this brow all

595
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 8: the time and buying all these brides. I'm gonna take

596
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 8: it off. I'm gonna hang it up, I'm gonna put

597
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 8: it back on again. I mean, I'm very different now,

598
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 8: I live under very different financial circumstances.

599
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 6: I'm much more fortunate in my life now. So I

600
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 6: changed brides every single day.

601
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 8: But I got this horrible rash across my entire chest

602
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 8: and on top my titties, and it was awful. I

603
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 8: forgot what it was called. It started with a Y,

604
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 8: but it was just I had to put this.

605
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 6: Cream on it.

606
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: I think it's pronounced yuck.

607
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 2: Is the.

608
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: I think that's a proper pronunciation of whatever you had

609
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: going on.

610
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 6: But it was just crazy. It was just filthy. I

611
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 6: couldn't get it off.

612
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 8: I was just like now and I thought it And

613
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 8: it's so crazy how you could just see things developing.

614
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 8: I knew it was coming, I saw it spreading, but

615
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 8: I didn't react to do nothing to it was all

616
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 8: over my damn chest. I thought I had liver problems.

617
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 8: Damn no, this I was just a dirty hope.

618
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 5: That's a common misconception, common mistake happened to everybody.

619
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: Like the doctor just looks up your chart and like

620
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: you're fine, You're just a dirty hell dirty.

621
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 6: I was just a dirty mustard, bitch.

622
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 5: I do feel though, for like women like because I

623
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 5: know the big ass brows are expensive than big beige ones.

624
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 5: And you see some and they've just been war because

625
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 5: you know what I'm.

626
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: Saying, you just.

627
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 6: How specific of you, Bory.

628
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 5: We all know big as diddy women of you. They're braised,

629
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 5: they're baised. They're white and black, you know what I mean,

630
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 5: And they're like and they're beleaguered. They just look like

631
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 5: they've had a tough summer. Feel for that.

632
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: Because they're actually doing lifting. Some braws are just they're

633
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: technically they're they're there for show, whatever it is. And

634
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: then there are those bras that are clearly like they're

635
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: because they are foundation, you know what I mean, Like

636
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: they are the fucking beams. H's just keep this building up.

637
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 5: It's Wednesday, and you gotta run some errands and you

638
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 5: need support throughout the day. Yeah, and you throw on

639
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 5: that giant, strong, sturdy bra.

640
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that fucking military bra.

641
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, thank you for your get get on the

642
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: airplane first.

643
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah you go before first class, b.

644
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 6: Not the pre boy.

645
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: We don't care how much you paid. That bra goes.

646
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: First because without it we would not be able to

647
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: continue a democracy that is on the front lines for us.

648
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: So one of the things that that also came up

649
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: in looking up itchy titties is the superstition and spiritual

650
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: meanings and myths of an itchy titty. And to your point, Punky,

651
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: one of the first things that comes up is not

652
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: so much cheating. Cheating is not necessarily directly associated with

653
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: the left titty, but the left titty itching does in

654
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: fact mean that there's someone jealous of you, or there's

655
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: some sort of like jealousy circling around you. So it

656
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: feels tangential to cheating. It feels like it has like

657
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: some associations to the the the itchy titty that you've

658
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: you and your father have have sort of landed on something.

659
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I be wondering who'll be making up all

660
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 8: these conspiracies, you know, it's not it's not it's not

661
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 8: like there's an author.

662
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 6: You know, you can go.

663
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 8: Back all the way to step on a crack breaking

664
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 8: mama back, like, who'll said that.

665
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it must have it must have happened once.

666
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. On there probably was one dude who

667
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: like stepped on a crack and immediately his mother's back

668
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: got real fucked up. And then they were like, bro,

669
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: whatever that was, we can't do that again. That we

670
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: got to chill because I was crazy, or you.

671
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 8: Know, as I think about it, like was I Just

672
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 8: as a child, we automatically go to the cracks on.

673
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 6: The ground, like did this did a bait? Did a did?

674
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 8: Like a three year old walk on their mama back

675
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 8: here crack and broke the mama bag.

676
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 6: Get the kids to walk on our backs. No, I

677
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 6: didn't walk on my back.

678
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 8: Come on, I walked on my mom and daddy back

679
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 8: a lot, I mean, and then I start stomping on

680
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 8: the mother.

681
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 6: You know.

682
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 8: So maybe that could be it because I started going

683
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 8: through it and thinking about it myself.

684
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 1: Just like whoa whoa Olivia is sending us in the chat.

685
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: She said that that it is believed that that phrase

686
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: in the nineteenth century, the saying was rooted in racism.

687
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: If you step on a crack, you would marry a

688
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 1: black person.

689
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa Wait God wait, if you so

690
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 5: don't step on the cracker, you have to marry a

691
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 5: black Yeah.

692
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: It used to be break back a k a break

693
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: mom's heart. I guess sort of what.

694
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 5: I hate about this fucking country man. You have some

695
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: ship that was just fun to talk about as a kid,

696
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 5: and it turns into because we hate black people.

697
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn it's It doesn't not remind me of the

698
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: catch a tiger bias toe was? Was originally nigger? That

699
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 1: was you catch a nigger by his toe was? What's

700
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: the way that that song used to go?

701
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 2: What if he hollers, If he hollers, let him go? Yeah?

702
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: Any money, moe?

703
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 6: Well why they ain't never let us go? Screamed? Call

704
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 6: that fucking mama.

705
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 8: If you won't go, say a fucking riddle, at least

706
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 8: let it be true about it.

707
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't follow the rules, wife, You gotta you

708
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: gotta catch him release.

709
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: It was technical.

710
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 5: Actually, that rhyme is the first draft of the Emancipation Proclamation.

711
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 6: Anybody catch just cold talking on as man. Well, I

712
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 6: can't say nigga more, Let's call it a tiger.

713
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's pretty crazy.

714
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 5: I never got that part. That's the one part I

715
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 5: never got of that Ryan the tiger, Yeah, never made

716
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 5: any sense. Ain't no indigenous tigers in America.

717
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 6: I just fucked up my entire childhood. So now when

718
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 6: I have kids.

719
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 8: I'm like, don't you said, I don't want to hear no

720
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 8: goddamn mini minute, open this bitch.

721
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no cracking on every crack. Yeah, you're

722
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: only stepping on cracks.

723
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

724
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: Don't let me see you stepping on no plane sidewalk.

725
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 8: We've been trick You haven't been tricked like my dad

726
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 8: does a lot of tricking me. Right, My dad, Like,

727
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 8: first of all, he's my stepdad, but that's my fault, you.

728
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 6: Know what I'm saying. I love him.

729
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 8: He's always made me want to feel like I'm a

730
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 8: part of the family. And I had masking in ways.

731
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 8: I was a timeboy the whole time. So he wanted

732
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 8: to make me feel good. So he started calling me

733
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 8: regend r e g g I, and I felt so happy.

734
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 8: I'm like, we got a little nickname. He respected my

735
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 8: little butcher's all right, call me Reggien for Reggie right.

736
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 8: Never never asked him what that ship meant. Ever, I

737
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 8: just felt part of the family. I got older, I

738
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 8: asked him, you know what, why why you call me Reggen.

739
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 8: He's like, oh, that's that's a short for backwards nigga.

740
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 2: Fell backwards.

741
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 8: Nigga spell backwards. I'm like, you calling me backwards, nigga

742
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 8: my whole life. God, damn, bro, you we just gotta

743
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 8: we just gotta start asking.

744
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: This sounds now.

745
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 6: We just call each other regend.

746
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you

747
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: come on the podcast, I want him with you.

748
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't.

749
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 8: I don't know you don't. He'll take over the dawn.

750
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 8: I be like, pop, this ain't your show.

751
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 6: Bro, you got the calm down.

752
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: That's insane that.

753
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 8: I couldn't hurt my feelings because he was so excited

754
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 8: with Oh yeah that she man, that niggas fell back

755
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 8: was dog.

756
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 6: I thought you knew I was a Why would I

757
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 6: know something?

758
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 8: Come on, man, you don't have an unscramble words. You

759
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 8: don't never see what other word could be made out

760
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 8: the word No.

761
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: I just thought you were showing me affection, big dog.

762
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's what this was.

763
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's his that's that's his love language. All of

764
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 8: our love language in our family is words.

765
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: There There are some other associations with breast ishing itching

766
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 1: that that came up. Spreading of rumors apparently is a

767
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: cause or rather result of an itchy breast. A change

768
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: in weather is said to be the result of an

769
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: itchy breast.

770
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: I heard that or like something about titties.

771
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 8: Don't don't don't see that these ho was about to

772
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 8: be outside talking about bitch.

773
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 6: But they have a whole lot of dumb ass.

774
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: Meteor Everybody thinks they're itchy titty storm now, and that's not.

775
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: They're not an X man. You're just a lady with

776
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: with maybe bad detergent. You gotta you gotta work on this.

777
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 6: There.

778
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: There also is romantic a romantic sex life I think

779
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: is associated with the right breast. As you mentioned earlier

780
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: that they have different associations. They're saying that, like the

781
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: right breast itching would mean that that you're like your

782
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: relationship is popping, that a good thing is happening in

783
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: your Yeah.

784
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 6: The right, the right is positivity all day.

785
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the right titty is a good titty.

786
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: Also, your ex wants you back apparently is associated with

787
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: with an itchy titty signs of jealousy and six your

788
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: husband misses you Apparently it's also maybe a right titty suggestion.

789
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: So so an itchy titty. It sounds like punky doesn't

790
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: have to be a bad thing. It sounds like it

791
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: can be pretty positive shit or at least good things

792
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: that are happening in your life as well.

793
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 6: Sounds good. I'm so glad to bring awareness.

794
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it doesn't sound like you're still willing to

795
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: let them titties get itchy for the benefits.

796
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 8: Because I hate a part of the body where you

797
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 8: can't really scratch it. Like it's like I said, it's

798
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 8: like itching under your foot is so annoying because you're

799
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 8: scratched it, it is more so it's annoying.

800
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: Bory, where do you live with this? Are you? Are

801
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: you bought into the itchy titty conspiracy or.

802
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: You'm always it? I'm always gonna live right next door

803
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 2: to the titties. I think that Where do I live

804
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: with this?

805
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 5: This one's complicated because it's like it seems to me

806
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 5: the titties don't itch that much, so I'm not like

807
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 5: super sold on it. But you know, I also believe

808
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 5: in the supernatural, healing, transformative powers of the titty.

809
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 2: So you know what I'm in I'm in for this.

810
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: I'm in for it. Your titty isches. You might be

811
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: getting cheated on or you might be getting money.

812
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm for it, And you gotta remember which titty is, which, yeah,

813
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: very quickly. Yeah, don't scratch and forget, you gotta you

814
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: gotta write it down or something.

815
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 5: Wait, I know this is I know this is late

816
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 5: for a clarification. Are you saying that if it itches

817
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 5: and you scratch it, that's when they're cheating, But if

818
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 5: you don't scratch it, then they're not cheating.

819
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 8: No, I don't think anything has ever been made clear

820
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 8: about that, because it's like with the hand too, Like

821
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 8: if the left hand itching, someone told me if my

822
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 8: left hand itching, that mean I'm getting money, But someone else.

823
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 6: Told me if I right hand it, you get money.

824
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 8: But then somebody told me, if you scratch it, you

825
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 8: don't get the money.

826
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 6: WHOA, Yeah, they're they're not don't scratch the money away, scratch.

827
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: They're not listing a lot of conditions as it relates

828
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: to the scratching of the titty in any of the

829
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: materials that I've read that said I would say, don't

830
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: scratch your titty, leave your titty alone. I'll scratch a

831
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: titty for you, but you ain't gotta scratch your teddy.

832
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: That's that's that's probably not good.

833
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 8: Uh, David, you have to I just wanted to appreciate

834
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 8: your appreciation for female breasts.

835
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 2: Big fan, big fan. You blush at the Yeah, yeah,

836
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: it's like it's a hobby.

837
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. He mostly talks about that every episode.

838
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: Let's not get I have other great opinions.

839
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: We we we have ghosts and aliens come up and

840
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: he's like, with them, titties look like though, And we're like,

841
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: all right, Davey, relax, just got to calm down a

842
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: little bit.

843
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not crazy. It's not. It doesn't.

844
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: I still do the things I have to do in

845
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: a given day.

846
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 6: You know, man, you love what you love.

847
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, man, God, damn it.

848
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 6: Sorry, titties cold.

849
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: No, No, it's a it's a dude. Look, let's right

850
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: and pick up.

851
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: Well, Punky, I think we I think we did it.

852
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: I think we. I think we nailed this, this entire thing.

853
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people where they can find you

854
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: and what cool shit you have going on?

855
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 8: Hey, people find me at Punk and jockson on Everything

856
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 8: that's p U n K I E. Johnson and find

857
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 8: me every week on Serious XM, on the lo O

858
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 8: on Network, Kevin Hart Station, Channel ninety six.

859
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 6: Tell Yeah, every week wherever you get your podcasts. We

860
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 6: do love thing. Blah blah blah.

861
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 8: Man, we just be shooting the ship like we just

862
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 8: did today, having fun. Ain't trying to take nothing too serious.

863
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 8: But we vulnerable, we need to be. We'll just be

864
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 8: having a ball. So y'all, y'all subscribe diving you know,

865
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 8: give us your opinions, hit us up in the d

866
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 8: MS and all that.

867
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 6: Ship Man, it's just interact to have fun.

868
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, go listen to Punky and subscribe and do all

869
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: the ship boy. You want to tell the people where

870
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: they can where they can find you.

871
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: Cool guy, Jady God, damn it, you got it.

872
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm believing you.

873
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 2: I got titty brain.

874
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna nail this.

875
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 2: All right, Google? Uh, goog.

876
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 9: Google, what are you talking about?

877
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'm going on

878
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 5: the Aluminum Foil Tour. Bring David to plate dot com

879
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 5: for all of those dates. I'm going all over the country.

880
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 5: And if you send me a picture of a good plate,

881
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 5: you can bring it and I'll give you free tickets

882
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 5: and I'll eat the plate.

883
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: Fu.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Google, got guy, Google, got god?

885
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Speaker 2: Uh?

886
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman

887
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: And as always, if you want to send us your

888
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to

889
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: tell us about your itchy titty, send it all to

890
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Speaker 1: Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

891
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Speaker 1: hear from you. Uh that's everything we know. By bitch,

892
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Speaker 1: I got no friend of this village.

893
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Speaker 3: Group. Chips in your all, Kuala Bears are racist, the

894
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Speaker 3: host Layer hostly money our turkey stuff. Y'all can't tell

895
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Speaker 3: me