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Speaker 1: Kenobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another twenty five. Hello. Hi

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Speaker 1: is this Megan? Yeah? This Megan? Oh good, I have

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Speaker 1: the right number. Hi Megan. You don't know me. My

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Speaker 1: name is Seth McElroy and you were my tour guide

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Speaker 1: the other day. What. Yeah, I was on the bus

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Speaker 1: that you were giving a tour or two. How are

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Speaker 1: you excuse me? How did you get this number? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you'd be surprised what you can find on the internet

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Speaker 1: these days. I did a little search and was able

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Speaker 1: to find your number, So I just I needed to

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Speaker 1: get in contact with you about something. Okay, what's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a few problems with how you handled yourself.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah? I was once a

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Speaker 1: tour guide myself, you see, and I prided myself on

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Speaker 1: perfection and that's why I felt that I'm must get

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Speaker 1: a hold of you to help you. You know their

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Speaker 1: websites where you can give feedback about the tour. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I would rather just talk to you in person,

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Speaker 1: So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and

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Speaker 1: jump right in. I give you a two out of

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Speaker 1: five on presents. You were there, but not really there,

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Speaker 1: if that makes any sense. Okay, I was there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's all. You were just there. You need

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Speaker 1: to command the bus, and if you think you did that,

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Speaker 1: then you should probably look for a new job because

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Speaker 1: you didn't at all. You didn't command the bus. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly which tour you were on, but

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Speaker 1: if it was this past weekend, all of my groups

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Speaker 1: were having a great time. Everyone was laughing, everyone was

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Speaker 1: really enjoying themselves. You can do better, and you know that.

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Speaker 1: I honestly can't believe that this is happening. You're calling

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Speaker 1: me up just to put me through this, just to

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Speaker 1: critique you a little bit and hopefully help you grow

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Speaker 1: as a tour guide. I haven't even talked about the

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Speaker 1: hand gestures. I give you a one out of five

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Speaker 1: for those. You really mailed it in on your hand. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what are you even talking about? Well, I'm saying I

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Speaker 1: saw you pointing at things. Try to add some hand flare.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, give people on your side work the crowd

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Speaker 1: with your fingers. It's not just that sounds completely disgusting.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you don't like stock someone down and

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Speaker 1: find their phone number and then call them up to

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Speaker 1: tell them what a horrible job they're doing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't call you to tell you that you're really

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Speaker 1: annoying and terrible at what you do. Well, that's because

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Speaker 1: I'm not because I take pride in what I do,

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Speaker 1: something that I think you should be doing. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is horrible. Let's talk about sense of humor, because

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Speaker 1: we haven't got there yet. I don't want the whole

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Speaker 1: thing about bridges and trains. I never even talked about

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Speaker 1: bridges or trains. Exactly, missed opportunities. You could have made

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Speaker 1: some great train or bridge jokes, but I saw you

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Speaker 1: pass those by without even thinking about it. This is

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Speaker 1: a tour that has nothing to do with bridges and trains.

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Speaker 1: Why would I make a joke about that? Exactly, do

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Speaker 1: the unexpected. Your imagination, Use your imagination, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I had plenty of imagination. I'm imagining punching you in

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Speaker 1: the face right now, and it feels really good. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you're angry, but I want to let

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Speaker 1: you know the reason I'm calling you is because I

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Speaker 1: think you could be one of the greats. You really do,

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Speaker 1: I see it in your information. The only reason I

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Speaker 1: have this tour guide job is because I'm putting myself

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Speaker 1: through school. So I didn't even know there was such

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Speaker 1: a thing as one of the greatest tour guides ever

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Speaker 1: in the universe, in the history. And I don't give

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Speaker 1: a damn about being one of that. I hear you

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Speaker 1: not taking the job seriously, and that's okay. Sometimes we

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Speaker 1: don't know we have a hidden talent. My mentor was

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Speaker 1: Jean Valjean, famous Paris tour guide in the early nineteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: Valjean is a character in lay Miz, but not many

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Speaker 1: people know he was a tour guide, the greatest tour guide,

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Speaker 1: tour guide. He was a poor dude to stole off

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Speaker 1: a bread. What are you talking about, the greatest tour

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Speaker 1: guide the world has ever seen, Jean Valjean. You've definitely

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Speaker 1: not read the book that's where that story started. What

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Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Are you a drug? I don't

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Speaker 1: know how we got started talking about that in the

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Speaker 1: first place, and I honestly don't even know why I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you right now. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're on the phone with me either, honestly, because

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Speaker 1: I would I would have hung up. What would agree

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Speaker 1: on something? Well, this is a prank phone call. You

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Speaker 1: should know that. What this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Your friend Brian set you up.

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Speaker 1: He said you hate being a tour guide, so why

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Speaker 1: not mess with you about it. He's the one I

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Speaker 1: complained to about it. Do you really hate being a

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Speaker 1: tour guide that much? It is the worst I'll have

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Speaker 1: you know, I still think you can be one of

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Speaker 1: the greats, even without passion for the job. I think

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Speaker 1: you might be the best tour guide to have ever lived. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I knew it was a joke when you started talking

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Speaker 1: about characters from Late Missus. What are you talking about,

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Speaker 1: John Val John's a tour guide. Yeah, world were now.

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Speaker 1: Victor Hugo knew him really well. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with point five