WEBVTT - Ep126: ATM Meetups Feat. Mcfly 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.160 Hey, hor Hive, I have a wonderful announcement. I am 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:05.000 super excited to let you guys know that I am 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.440 putting together a back to school drive with some of 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.879 your favorite podcasters this Thursday, August eighth. Mark your calendars 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.319 and come out to the well that is at to 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:19.479 seventy two mess Roll Street. The entry is free, however, 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.600 we do ask for donations at the door, so whether 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:25.800 it's school supplies or a minimum of a five dollar donation, 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.000 it will get you in the door. We have drink 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:31.480 specials provided by Tan d y Rum and a percentage 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.440 of the proceeds at the bar for our event will 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.599 be going as well to our lovely organization. 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Come ready 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.800 to drink and ready to mingo. Now let's get on 0:01:54.880 --> 0:02:00.440 with the show. Wake up bits well Ship. They probably 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.320 already a woke They at work home, I know, but 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.800 like you know, damn and I don't even gonna hold you, bitch. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.440 I'll be waking up early, even though I gotta go 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.080 to work. Everybody has a job to listen to the show. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.720 They do have jobs, broke. We have jobs, but they're 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.519 not all heard working listeners like the holes listen to 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.880 and they work hard, but they listening to us on 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.880 their way back from way. I guess that's the job. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.639 It is a job, and we got a whole job 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.360 working right here today, So I'm exacted. Whole job, the 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:29.760 whole job worker. Hey guys, it's Monday. Welcome to yet 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:33.200 another episode of Horrible Decisions. I'm your girl, may dB Hi, 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.640 I'm wheezy, Welcome to the show. I'm excited really quick. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.399 I want to say to all of the Latino listeners, 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.280 I want you guys to band together because, as some 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.560 of you know, I don't really get party about fourteen Street, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:49.960 but somebody took me to two hunety seven. That's above me. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:52.320 So what happens when I go uptown? Like a lot 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.400 of our listeners listen up to look like our uptown. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.120 So I'll go somewhere and they'd be like hot in there, 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.320 you know what I'm saying, I'd be like, oh shit, 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:01.600 like mad listeners for the show. Nobody, nobody even spoke 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.600 to me in English, and then when I told them 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:07.760 that I don't speak us, bunny, They're like why you 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:11.000 never learned, like why are your mom made teachers? It's 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.680 and then I'd be like, okay, bitch, that's it. You 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.680 just gotta do to welcoming. It was like I was 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.560 deep the goddamn in there. And then what I realized 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:27.200 is like, these bitches are hoes, like amazingly hose, and 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.520 I just feel like, why can't we blend them in 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.079 together as people of color with our black girl listeners 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:35.040 in the seventeen white listeners? Whatever you guys, I don't 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.680 know if you dropped down because we'll be talking shit, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.680 but I just want all of any of our Latino 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:43.120 listeners spread this ship to other Latina friends. I'm telling you, 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.320 these holes were lit well. I want to go ahead 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.640 and extend that to our Afro latina's. Yeah because yeah, 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.240 because we got an email from a Puerto Rican who 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.760 apparently is one of the white Latinas and felt that 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.760 we exclude her from the conversation. I'm gonna be real 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.240 with you. I don't like that sometimes, and I think 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.280 I've even made this mistake and I've had to learn 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.680 I used to when I was in high school. Can 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.320 tell me if y'all feel this way or even colleg 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.760 or whatever, and like Latino will say, nigga could be 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.440 cool with it. But the more I get to know 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.400 Latino like because I'd be like, oh, the niggas too, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.800 but they're not, not all of but I would be 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.320 around a lot of Dominicans, so they are black to me. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.320 A lot of them are more so Cubans are. So however, 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:25.080 that's the thing too with Dominicans. They're darker and skin color, 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.600 especially because they share the island of Haiti like it's split. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.800 But they are the most and I'm sorry to say 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:37.760 that they don't want to hear the basis Dominicans acknowledge 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:41.040 that the other one I hate it. So the older 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.200 I've been getting, I have been getting to know, like 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.160 I don't know Latino culture and realizing a lot of 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.159 them are whitest and tell them y'all can't say that 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.760 in word amore, and they really cannot tell you. I'm 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.680 so glad you said this bit. I just had this argument, 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.320 So I'm so glad you say I don't think that 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:57.719 they should be allowed to say at this point. I 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.760 don't think so either. But I didn't always feel that 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:04.039 way because my Latino friends were black. But we're also, 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.400 I think it's different growing up also in Florida's I 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.040 think it's different being up here. I didn't know how 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:13.120 much it was like we are us and black people 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.240 are them, like they separate themselves from blacks. But it's like, yeah, 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.120 you know, you shouldn't be able to say the N 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.919 word that in Florida. I think it doesn't feel like 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.320 that because it's already so racially charged. So white people 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.960 make anybody feel like so you do be like okay, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.840 And not only not only that, I went to all 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:34.120 black schools and it wasn't many African Americans. A lot 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.040 of like the black people that I grew up with 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:41.720 were Haitian, Jamaican. Yeah that's Florida, especially Orlando. So I mean, yeah, 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.360 so I'm glad you said that. Yes, we got to 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.680 take the N word away from them. If you're Latina 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.400 friends that are not afrol Latina, you know, just to 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:53.840 give them a little you know, Latina. What's the Latino 0:05:53.920 --> 0:06:03.640 nigga in? What do they say? So? So I know 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:08.440 the word that each other what it's spick right, that's 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.000 the slur, but they don't call that but nigga technically 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.760 was they haven't reclaimed. They haven't claimed it yet, reclaimed 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:25.040 not just like Asians haven't claimed changing because it's crazy. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.200 Is we embraced we embraced ho and slut on this podcast, 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.839 But yeah, I just told her like agents haven't embraced 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.920 chink either. Those are still slurs. The black people took 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.640 nigga and embraced it and changed it into uh. And 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.920 that's the one word. That's why I'm very adamant to 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.320 on the F word with gay men and women they 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.040 have because they don't use it for it ain't no 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:47.320 what I'm you know, No, they don't so like and 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.680 and bit too. By the way, I've had to stop, 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.479 like when I meet a girl for the first time, now, 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.800 i'd be like, oh, that's that's a bit and yet 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.919 and I mean, that's that's what weis becoming for me 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.320 because our very first venue, it was in d C. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.120 And she was she started off just cool as by 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.480 the end of the show, I was like, yeah, a 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.040 bit and I was like, oh, hold on, let me 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.600 let me tell this story because Mandy's wilding right now. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.440 I didn't do it at this gridgeous theater. I don't know. Actually, 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:15.240 one of the best staff they were great shout out 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.920 to DC Arena Stage A stage one of our best 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.920 Amzo White Girl. We get in and so I'm on 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.520 the phone with her and I'm letting her know about 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.480 the show, and she's friend and fun, like fun and 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.800 friendly on the phone. So once we arrive, I'm like, 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.360 you know, this is like a really bast show. She's like, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.960 people have been outside. They are so invested. I mean, 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:37.840 we have a theatrical performance going on, and even they're like, 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.200 what's going on on this side? And you know, we 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:45.200 just there was a divide there was we love your energy. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.240 So we do one show. They're they love it right there. Dope, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.720 there's like lesbian chicken back. So we live. So by 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.840 the time the show was over, Mandy says to the girl. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.640 The girl gives us up. She's like, I hope you 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.520 guys come back. And Mandy goes, oh, bitch, we've got 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:01.960 to come back. Look at it because I'm not as 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.600 she was so cool like during our whole thing. Wait, 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.600 the staff was also so cool. During our homemail portion, 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.600 one of the fucking um workers asked a question. They 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:15.840 did it was but one of our sta She was 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.320 jarred a little bit, and I said Mandy, and so 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.680 Mandy apologizes. So on our way out with the girl girls, 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:25.040 Hey Mandy, bye bitch. She did. It was so cute. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:29.440 It was so cute. It's crazy. How um. So sometimes 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.600 Mandy and I have walked into theaters and they kind 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.000 of look at a shady and then the second it's over, 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:39.360 they're like, wow, oh, let me we're updated. Look at 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.200 you guys with your little business. She no, I was 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.560 actually wait wait wait no, I was gonna bring up 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.280 l A. So first off, in l A we did 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.760 the matinee Bullshit four to six because when we hit 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.360 up these comedy clubs, they're like, y'all comedians, y'all can 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.440 have the time slot that nobody wants, but we can't 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.800 give you our prime time slot. So we did l 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:00.680 A improv um Hollywood improv in l A. And the 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:02.920 first day it was rocking on us. They was like, okay, 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.440 this is cool. We got the no name God damn 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:08.600 bottle water and ship. The first day like thirsty, here 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.840 you go. Oh. The next day they were like Fiji, 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.680 here you go. That's right, Yes, they gave us fig 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.120 The next day they was like, you know what, we'll 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.960 be more hands on. They like provided next curity. The 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.960 next day, they was like, we've never had a matinee show. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.280 Do this well? And your audience, how are they so 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.360 lively at four o'clock in the afternoon, basically turned up. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:35.200 It was so you gotime you have, which is funny 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.160 because one of our venues, I know, you know what 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.480 you're talking about, treat us like ship so much so 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:45.920 that Ian who manages Joe Budden's podcast, we were like, 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.240 he came back stage to see us. He was like, 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.400 y'all good, and we're like, no, like d D He's like, 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.760 what y'all want me to do? It was second the 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.040 show was done. These people sold mad liquor. Now they're 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.600 hitting us up to give us the venue for free. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:00.000 Mandy and I spent five racks. This was our most 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.680 it's the venue, they said, but not only not only 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:08.880 not only free the prime time slot that they didn't offer. Yeah, 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:12.040 so but yeah, anyway, enough about that, We're gonna do 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:15.000 a look quick catch up. Um. We haven't done catchups 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.160 in a while. We have been super guest field and 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.880 we have a great guest today which we're gonna get 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.240 into you because bitch, I'm ready for you. You guys 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.600 met on a great fune. I actually wasn't there that 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.360 episode that they recorded that I was out of town, 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.360 so I didn't make the recording. But when I saw 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.880 this episode that I wasn't a part of, I was like, oh, bish, 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.560 I like you, Like she just speaks so well on everything. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.439 She just so I wanted to bring her in all 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.880 the time. I think around that the same time I 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:40.040 found her on Instagram out the guy she likes, don't 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.120 he speaks so well that it's like maybe I'm more 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.800 of a said like the white lady who just like 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:52.400 you little nigga bit just you and I and good 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:56.120 for you. I hate you, know, but I wanted to 0:10:56.200 --> 0:11:00.600 catch up on some recent sex paides. Recently UM Wheezy 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:04.160 and I were recording UM Patreon and she was like, 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.680 I want to save this story from other fucking A 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:08.880 regular because she was ready to tell you now it's 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.559 something that good, and you know, it's like it's good. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.720 So I met this dude into the East party. We 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:18.240 went on some dates, super attractive, but I don't know 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.120 why we just weren't connecting. It was weird and it's funny. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.839 The last time we had someone from Great Ryan which 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.240 was aisha. I mentioned how we slept in the bed 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:29.080 together without sleeping together. Wait, that was when you that's right. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:32.839 We talked about intimacy before being intimate. So he was 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.480 looking so good the other day on Instagram. I was like, 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.079 you want to go to dinner? He was like yeah, 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:40.720 I get to the place, the restaurant by where he lives, 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:42.840 which I figured he lived in the area because he 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.400 mentioned even before. I was like, already know what's up. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.719 And to be honest with you, I knew I wanted 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.120 to suck him like. I was like, fuck it. We 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.960 had some weird dates whatever. I get in there and 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.480 he's looking at me and he's like a word because 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.640 I had my tities out. He was like, okay, that's 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.520 what you are. I was like yeah, And then he 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.680 told me I had something on my top and like 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:03.480 brushed by my nipple and he was like, you look 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.720 really good. I was like you. So then we started 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.760 talking and I'm like, you know, why didn't you call 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.800 me back? Like because we were vibing and you could 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.480 feel it. I'm like, why why didn't you like hit 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.720 me up to see me another time? He's like, when 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.320 I was in your bed, you made me feel like 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.400 you were uncomfortable that I was there, and I completely 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.600 felt the opposite, and I was like, really, why is that? 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.920 And he was like, well, like you were turning her 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.520 back to me, like you weren't like really letting me 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:31.520 touch you. So I said, like, I knew I didn't 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.560 want to have sex, so I didn't really know how 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:38.000 to touch you think, and he was like, yeah, like 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.480 I was scared to even put my hands on you. 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:40.839 He was like, I wasn't even on that type of 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.240 ship but you. And it's crazy because I knew he 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.600 wasn't pressed for pussy, but I also thought if I 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.800 lean on him too much, is that going to give 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.800 him the wrong idea? And it's so that's very interesting. Yeah, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:56.240 I think that's very the small things we think about, 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.839 like women. She remembered it, and I remembered it. But 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.040 with the crazy part though, is how you had such 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.000 a different response and thought we were so intimate and 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:07.480 I love that we were in bed together and didn't 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.640 have sex, and he thought that you weren't coomfortable the 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.959 whole time. I think it's crazy how that happened, he 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.720 was saying, Because I was like, I even I told him. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.520 I even talked about you on an episode like how 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:16.800 I was. He was like, you told me when I 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:18.760 came upstairs we were gonna have sex, like I already knew, 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.960 so I was. I didn't know, and I just thought 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:22.800 if I was, you know, that don't mean because i'll 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:24.920 get you, I'll selling nigga we ain't have a sex 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.520 and they'll be like and they'll know. Still try so yeah, 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:32.280 I get so anyway, um, he was like, but you good. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:33.800 You know I'll send you the bober when we've done, 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.719 even if that's you know, I'll get you. I'll get 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.720 you home, and I was likely, so hold on. He 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.040 takes me to his place, and what was so great 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.000 about it is I like we both knew we were 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.080 gonna fuck, and I could. Very few times in my 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.559 life do I know it's gonna be good, and very 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.440 few times this good the first time. So we go 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.400 smoke a little bit, he gives me something to drink. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.320 I take like my pants off, having a body suit. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.679 He's touching me and I take a shower. I come 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:04.240 out and he starts eating my pussy like he's already 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:07.960 ate my pussy a million times. Well, normally the first 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.360 time they got to show out right now, he knew everything. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.600 I like when niggas eat my pussy from the side, right, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.480 No fucking way, he knew all I'm talking about that. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.720 I only do that our live shows. So he was 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.280 he out my pussy right. I'm on the couch. He 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.680 stands up over me. I started sucking his dick and 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.640 he's talking to me while I'm doing it, and he's like, yo, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.040 I knew it was gonna be like this. I knew 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.040 he was gonna suck my dick like this, like to 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.920 you right, And I was like, we start sucking. He 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:42.160 takes two pumps, bitch, and he's like, oh, you're sucking 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.160 me all the time and looks at me again after 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:46.480 he's sucking me, and he's like, why do you kept 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.720 this pussy for me? And I was like, I don't know. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.600 So good, like his dick fit me, like it was 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.640 meant to be in this pussy. Bro. The entire time 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.840 we were sucking, we kept talking about how good it was. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:04.840 He's like, I knew it was I was right, could 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.800 not stop sucking talking, and then we were done fucking. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.040 He was looking at me and I'm like, I know 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.760 you gotta wake up. He's like, oh no, no no, no, no, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.040 no, no no no no no, like you stay here. I 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.040 want you to be comfortable, like because you're sucking me 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:19.720 in the morning again was good at so, like you 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.320 know you might have a local regular d I can't 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:26.520 wait to get up amazing sex. And then like I'm 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.680 about to start getting dressed, he's like, what niggas you 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.680 tell me you to leave ship And I was like, 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.480 I know. I was like, nig's not be treating me 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:33.600 like that. He was like, you stay as long as 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.200 you want, like I could feed you if you want. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.680 I like shit. He got dressed in a little soup 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.720 bish dog. So the next day, it's two o'clock in 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.600 the morning, right some nig is talking to me. The 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.960 niggas lame and I text the dude. I'm like, yo, 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.640 I can't get you out of my head. He text 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.440 me back a second later he's like, where are you? 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.600 I tell him where I am. Ten minutes later he's there. 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:57.760 He comes up, kisses knees, like you're sucking me again tonight, bitch. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:03.880 We leave the club and I'm telling you, dog, I 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.840 mean not for my life, but for my pussy. But 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.840 when I say that, ship above. You want to be like, 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.440 that's your boyfriend. You don't want to just do video 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.640 trying to get to listen you phony. He's just like 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.920 my model nigger. You know what I'm saying. He's bougie. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.960 He was in the South of France. I love all 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.120 that ship and not ly that's my white boys, because 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.080 I like that bougie. But the end of the day, 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:31.320 he's a fucking nigga. Damn bit I'm talking about God. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.840 I love that you didn't found you possibly some forever dick, 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:40.880 because I was just with seven And I don't know 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.120 how I keep saying this, Like, first off, I didn't 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.640 think there was anything left for me to do, especially 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.760 with him. We've been sucking damn near seven years coming up, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:52.080 So I'm just like, what the funk. So I'm with 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.760 him the other day. I see we're getting on a 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.880 pattern now, like I'm seeing him either as soon as 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.840 he gets back from out of town or right before 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:00.600 he leaves. So I'm like, all right. So I go 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.959 to see him and he slumped. We're trying to like 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.720 different ship, but not really different ship. So I'll tell 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.320 you one of the different ships we did. So he 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:12.199 was slumped in the car. Actually, when I pulled up, 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:14.880 I didn't even know he was sucking. Like. I was like, 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.320 why are you not answering your phone? So I'm at 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:18.960 the door and I look in the car. I'm like, 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.719 hearing something vibrate. This nigga slumped in the car. I'm like, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.359 what the fuck? So I see his phone vibrating in 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.600 the car, and I opened the door to get his phone. 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.240 I'm thinking he left in the car. He's in the car. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.280 Oh my, this nigger, I said, wake up. So he's 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.399 so he turns around, he sees me, he smiles. He 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.920 pulls me into the goddamn car, and I'm just like, really, 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:38.880 just like, what the fuck. So we're in the car. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.800 He of course starts smoking, smoking his blunt. I go 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.360 to suck his dick. Okay, can somebody make a cartoon 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:48.640 out of this? Can please make Mandy? Seriously, I'm dead 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:51.480 as serious. If you've had the graphic design skill, the 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:55.080 Lord knows, I don't. I'm gonna pay you a decent amount. 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:56.920 That can't because it's about to be pouring. You're not 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:59.560 letting me finish. So we're in the back seat now, 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:02.080 we in the car to the Oh yeah, there's more 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:03.520 to the car, so he pulled me in the car. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.000 He smart. He starts smoking his blunt, and bitch, I 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:09.560 see his little his little boxes rise, So, bitch, you 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.280 aren't already boom, I ain't gotta do much work get 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.560 you up. So I pull his pants down, start sucking 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.800 his dick, and I'm just like like sucking a dick, 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:19.800 and he's talking how much how good I am sucking 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:20.840 a dick, and I love it. So then I go 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:22.600 down to the balls, but because we're in the back seat, 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.520 there's not that much room. So then he just pulls, 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.480 like pulls down his pants and he's like hop on top. 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:31.040 Y'all know I don't like writing, so I'm literally the 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:32.720 front seat is pushed all the way to the front. 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.760 So I get to where I'm riding his dick, but 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.720 like my legs are together. He's sitting on the seat 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:40.840 and I'm bouncing up and down. But now we're in 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:42.800 a position to where he noticed something weird and he 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:46.960 liked it. So let me tell y'all, So his because 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.000 of how we were sitting and how my how far 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.320 up my my legs work, he noticed that his balls 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:55.679 were like hitting the soles of my feet and he 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:59.040 was turned on that his balls were kind of being 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.920 massaged by my feet. It was like, oh, your feet 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:05.080 on my balls? Like he even mentioned it and he 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:07.800 liked it. So I started like kind of moving trying 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:09.679 to get the visual in my head. I'm like, so 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:11.959 I'm literally like the cat, Wait, Taylor and many can 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.800 you guys show us? Let's do it? So yeah, sit down, 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:16.679 hold on, I'm about to show you. So we're in 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.400