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Speaker 1: the weekend. Hi, y'all, how y'all doing. There's Froggy and

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Speaker 1: there's Scary, there's Gandhi and Danielle and Scotty B who

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Speaker 1: is now Mike into the podcast h B. And there's

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Speaker 1: Brody and there's Garrett. So right before we started, uh

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Speaker 1: Nate asked the question, what well. I took a picture

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Speaker 1: recently and I can unequivocally say it is the worst picture.

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Speaker 1: It is the most embarrassing picture. It is the I

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Speaker 1: look the dumbest I've ever looked in this picture. And

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to know if everybody has that picture

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Speaker 1: that they can show, And if you're listening to this podcast,

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Speaker 1: you really should be watching it because I found this

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Speaker 1: picture and I look, I'm embarrassed at how I look.

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Speaker 1: But it's a thousand of those. It's so embarrassing. He

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Speaker 1: took one picture that was bad of my Now this one, like,

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Speaker 1: if you look at it, you're gonna say, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I should I just show you the picture? Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: this is so I look ridiculous. I can't see. It's

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Speaker 1: a kind of a glare thing. Describe to look at

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Speaker 1: me I'm wearing. So I'm wearing not even crocs. I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing the Walmart knockoff version I went. I went camping,

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Speaker 1: and I need it. I'm like, I need just some

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Speaker 1: like camp shoes to walk around, And so I got

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Speaker 1: that knockoff version where four I am wearing zip off pants,

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Speaker 1: I am fishing, and look at my hair, and I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing a camouflage hat I found in the tip. I

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Speaker 1: embarrassing picture I've ever taken now doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: a car picture. Or could it be an old one?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I've got thousand. Here's one of me after

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Speaker 1: my eye surgery. Oh good, I mean, but you know,

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Speaker 1: but that was after surgery. I was forced to look

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Speaker 1: like that. I'll find a worse. I was at my

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Speaker 1: hard to find this one that Brandon took of me.

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Speaker 1: I was asleep on the couch and I sleep in

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Speaker 1: I was snoring and my eyes stay half open when

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Speaker 1: I sleep, so I just looked like a monster. Find

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Speaker 1: we need it is something we need to see, right,

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Speaker 1: I gotta find it. And we have dozens of pictures

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Speaker 1: of Danielle with their mouth. This one, this one might

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Speaker 1: be worse. I went. I think I went paintball shooting

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Speaker 1: or something with my family. This is what they made

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Speaker 1: us were on our not too bad. I found a

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Speaker 1: post I found a post surgery too, when I had

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Speaker 1: is right. This is like an hour or two after

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Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god. It looks like you lost

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Speaker 1: here's me after I had my hair dyed white? Is

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Speaker 1: that before? That was before Gandhi? When I went blonde

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Speaker 1: So this is our first photo as like a couple.

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Speaker 1: Like both parents know we're dating now, and that sun

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Speaker 1: of This is one of my favorite pictures ever. This

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Speaker 1: I can't see, but you can see the capital to

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Speaker 1: it looked like your penis was hanging out. No, No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't that. That was me. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: It's every time I see that thing, I'm like, damn it,

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Speaker 1: you can't showing is any photos? Well, you can't really

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Speaker 1: tell there you look good? The no, no, I'll get

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Speaker 1: That had to be maybe you're a photo of someone

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Speaker 1: in advance, Brodie, you can't be mad at me. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how. I have already married you already already.

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Speaker 1: It's not putting you in a compromising position in any way.

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Speaker 1: my friend Brian is not here to defend himself. But

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Speaker 1: What kind of friend would show that with them? Not?

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Speaker 1: I have a question to scare Brian. Brian went on

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Speaker 1: Danielle Scary. Show that scary picture again. I like that.

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Speaker 1: Why is this so fun? I don't know. It's a

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Speaker 1: And the photo that she chose to use of me

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Speaker 1: I have my I'm gonna show you what. My cheeks

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Speaker 1: so hot. I don't know why I have this one.

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Speaker 1: That's a great question. Was from eight or ninety nine?

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Speaker 1: Is that before you were Michael jay Cox? That was

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Speaker 1: before I was Michael photos? Hang on, I sent one

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Speaker 1: to Danielle one time. I don't have it anymore. Sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: comes time for Nate to look for his Michael Jay

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Speaker 1: Cox photos, it's time to say good alright, We're done, alright,

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Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye,