Speaker 1: Forever. Hey, Sydney, what's upsis? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Everybody? I feel like we haven't recorded in a while.
Speaker 1: We've been uploading episodes, but I feel like we haven't
Speaker 1: recorded in a moment.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, We've been busy, busy, busy, looked busy.
Speaker 2: In yes, what's going on with you, Marie?
Speaker 1: I'd been busy with this new job thing. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous is not the right word. But every
Speaker 1: time they post something about the new show, somebody makes
Speaker 1: the Jesus and Mirro comment and it's like, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we get it. You miss Jesus and Mirro and that's
Speaker 1: not who we are, but like sucker dick, like what's happening?
Speaker 1: Like what's wrong? That's what that's what people do.
Speaker 3: But that literally is like for a little bit and
Speaker 3: then they actually see it and they're like okay, like
Speaker 3: we have to get over it.
Speaker 1: Well. I go to the pages anytime somebody posts, and
Speaker 1: it's always like some like young beige child and it's
Speaker 1: like what are you twelve? Yeah, you shouldn't have been
Speaker 1: watching this is a Mirro anyway.
Speaker 3: People are just negative. They got time to be negative.
Speaker 3: That's all it is. But it's just for right now,
Speaker 3: and then when it comes out, they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: we were so dumb to be like Deesu is a merri.
Speaker 1: Well, everything is not for everybody, right, Like certain people
Speaker 1: still not gonna like it. Like remember when we used
Speaker 1: to watch one O six in Park with AJ and Free. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they switched to Roxy and Terrence and everybody
Speaker 1: was like boom, Roxy and Terrence suck like you're not
Speaker 1: And then they were on for longer than AJ and
Speaker 1: Free were I think, but they were terrible, but like
Speaker 1: they they developed their own Yeah they yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: I still stand for Free and her fat butt and
Speaker 1: her fat afroc. But AJ is actually accused of sexually
Speaker 1: assaulting several women. Okay, so what happened. I didn't read
Speaker 1: I read the headline and I was like, wow, I
Speaker 1: read the headline as well, but I had heard through
Speaker 1: the grape vine like people were working with him and
Speaker 1: he was disgusting. What was he doing? What disgusting is saying.
Speaker 2: Making inappropriate comments?
Speaker 1: So oh, he was saying stuff, but was he doing stuff?
Speaker 2: Well, in the headline it's actually he's doing stuff.
Speaker 1: So wow, Yeah, that's so fascinating because we had to
Speaker 1: do like an HR thing yesterday, like a sexual harassment
Speaker 1: thing for work, and the lady had this power point
Speaker 1: that she was like trying to like make fun because
Speaker 1: she's like sexual orientation and sexual this and blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and the power point would like star
Speaker 1: out and like starring and they were like all these
Speaker 1: like goofy sound effects, and it was like, are you
Speaker 1: trying to make this fun? Like are you trying to
Speaker 1: make Nobody laughed, but she was asking us questions and
Speaker 1: she was like trying to make like the pictures were fun,
Speaker 1: and they it was like, Sis, Harvey Winstein pulled his
Speaker 1: dick out, nothing about that is fun, Like is that
Speaker 1: in the slide? Yeah, dick in the slides?
Speaker 3: I think because it's maybe because it's like a cool office.
Speaker 3: But when I used to work at the hotel that,
Speaker 3: like all of that was not. He didn't even try
Speaker 3: to make it funny. It seemed like a seminar and
Speaker 3: he was like very stern, like yeah, if you do this,
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, sir, did someone touch you?
Speaker 1: What happened? Meanwhile, they got you guys wearing dresses with
Speaker 1: your cleavage down to your belly button. Yep, sure did.
Speaker 1: They didn't give a damn.
Speaker 3: But wait, okay, so they say that six women have
Speaker 3: come forward and that he lured them to hotel rooms
Speaker 3: and then tried to sexually assault them hotel rooms, led
Speaker 3: them to their bedroom or hotel room, and assaulted them.
Speaker 1: How does one lure you to a hotel room? I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: can you come pick up these files for a one
Speaker 1: oh six in park? No, you can just text them
Speaker 1: to me. Also, what files do are we picking up
Speaker 1: for one oh six in park at a hotel? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, going on dates, whatever the case may be.
Speaker 3: If I come somewhere, you don't have a right to
Speaker 3: touch me if I don't want to be touched.
Speaker 2: Absolute freaking It doesn't matter what time it is.
Speaker 1: I could be butt naked in your house and if
Speaker 1: I tell you not to touch me, you can't touch me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but I can. I can get the
Speaker 3: security guard to get you the fuck out. That's what
Speaker 3: I'll do of the hotel. Yes, I will call security.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's let's set the scene. You you have
Speaker 1: a job, like a nine to five. Your boss message
Speaker 1: messages you via email, Hey, Sid, meet me at I
Speaker 1: don't know, what's a nice hotel, the Carlisle. Meet me
Speaker 1: at the Carlisle. Uh so we can discuss you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what what what time is mid
Speaker 1: mid midterms? I don't know. We could talk about your
Speaker 1: fourth quarter review something. What time is it? It's six pm? Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, six pm? Yeah, you going to the
Speaker 1: Carlisle at six pm? It's first of all, it's not
Speaker 1: too far from office hours. I'm probably just getting out anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: what he hits you? It's like two pm. He's like,
Speaker 1: get me at the Carlisle at two pm. In my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna get me lunch.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's also late lunch. That's a stunt. That's
Speaker 2: a that's a lunch stunt.
Speaker 1: Absolutely little afternoon delight.
Speaker 3: I mean again, people who are in power can say anything,
Speaker 3: meet me anywhere, and you're like, okay, well maybe this
Speaker 3: will help me, Maybe this they are giving me information.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just don't want to think the bad of somebody,
Speaker 1: so not TI. I believe I think the worst of
Speaker 1: everybody all the time. I'd be like, look look at
Speaker 1: this male looking at me. He must want to touch
Speaker 1: my titties. And then it'd be like he'll be like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you're a bolder in your nose. Right, It's like, oh, well, sir,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, what a gentleman.
Speaker 3: Well, situations like this, it's like, you know it's he's
Speaker 3: he says, she say, and you you.
Speaker 1: Never know he say, they said because six women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's not are it's not a bill cosby numbers,
Speaker 1: but six is a lot like six is like that
Speaker 1: means you've done it. You did it, you tried it,
Speaker 1: you might have failed, you tried it again, you might
Speaker 1: have failed. Like men are gross.
Speaker 3: But I think the situation is this happens so much
Speaker 3: that it just takes a long time for everybody to
Speaker 3: put the pieces together.
Speaker 1: And be like, damn this, he was doing this for
Speaker 1: a minute. Shit, you know, yeah, we should say something.
Speaker 1: Does it say when the first the first I'm not
Speaker 1: reading all this blurb. You won't see four numbers next
Speaker 1: to the make a year. There's no date is in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six or twenty fourteen or now twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: The first accusation became public last June. Wow, why do
Speaker 1: you wait? It's so long to tell us it's February
Speaker 1: March April, because they gotta get the story right, they
Speaker 1: gotta get the they gotta go. Well, I wonder if
Speaker 1: they're going to go to court. Well, Mandy Moore was
Speaker 1: trending on Twitter yesterday. Yeah something her Uh, some dude
Speaker 1: was like telling her she wasn't a singer, she wasn't
Speaker 1: a musician because she didn't play an instrument and like
Speaker 1: that's part of the reason why she stopped singing. But
Speaker 1: she was married to him. It's like, your husband was
Speaker 1: trash and then a bunch of women came out and
Speaker 1: said that he like assaulted them. Also, you married this man.
Speaker 1: It's a domino effect. Listen, let a husband or a
Speaker 1: friend or a man that I'm banging tell me that
Speaker 1: I'm not a funny comedian. I'm not staying with you.
Speaker 1: Like what I'm gonna tell you that, Well, you're not
Speaker 1: a man because you ain't got no abs. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like if you can say something negative about me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something negative right back. And then it's like,
Speaker 1: why are we married? Also, he looked real squishy, like
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore was married to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that side bang, that's stringy, stringy, greasy that mass
Speaker 3: shooter haircut.
Speaker 1: Okay on Columbine cut. Okay, it was not cute. I
Speaker 1: wasn't here for it. His name is Ryan Adams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't fuck with the name Ryan
Speaker 2: Adam first names.
Speaker 1: Also, wasn't Brian Adams a singer from like mad long ago.
Speaker 1: Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right
Speaker 4: here waiting for you.
Speaker 1: A good song. That is a good song that on Spotify.
Speaker 1: But fuck him? Well that that's that's Brian Adams. Bryan
Speaker 1: Adams is somebody else who knows anyway. Whatever, Sidney, what's
Speaker 1: going on with you? How are you doing? Friend? You
Speaker 1: look cold? Yes it's a little cold, and you look hot.
Speaker 1: But you look cold.
Speaker 2: You turn the heat down, so naga put my coat.
Speaker 1: It was so hot in here when I walked in here. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Literally, armpits were sweating. Uh, what's going on
Speaker 1: with the diet? How are we doing? What's the resolutions?
Speaker 1: Looking like? Did I have resolutions? I'm asking did you?
Speaker 1: I don't think I did. I think that was very
Speaker 1: true to my brand, which is, uh, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be myself. It is what it is, okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: your tears. Yeah, I went to court. I am no
Speaker 1: longer a criminal. Yes. It was.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: It was funny because I just went there and I
Speaker 3: was like, I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: I should not be here. This was so fucking early.
Speaker 3: And then all the people who were in court, the
Speaker 3: literally the no offense, the dustiest people like you did it.
Speaker 1: You definitely did it.
Speaker 3: You got a nautica a wind breaker on in the winter,
Speaker 3: you did it?
Speaker 1: Not a wind breaker? Yeah, that's a tvt right. It was.
Speaker 3: It was just well, you know, I felt bad because
Speaker 3: I walked in and obviously I was dressed very well.
Speaker 1: What were you wearing?
Speaker 3: I wore like slacks, very nice slacks. Word turtlenecks. Slacks Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever said that word in my life.
Speaker 1: Is slax? Yeah, dress pants? Yeah, slacks? God, how old
Speaker 1: are you sist for eight old slacks? I'm I had
Speaker 1: a birthday? So slacks yeah? And then what was the shirt? Turtleneck?
Speaker 1: Fitted turtleneck? I worked out?
Speaker 3: I mean I walked in and people immediately was like,
Speaker 3: who's that? I cut my glasses on? It was messy.
Speaker 1: You walked in real Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I am not guilty. But then
Speaker 3: my lawyer was like, actually, you have to say that
Speaker 3: you are guilty. Yeah, you have to say that you
Speaker 3: were a part of a disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1: Disorderly conduct, that's what they charged you with.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you know, you pay a fine and
Speaker 2: then it goes away.
Speaker 1: So that's right, Well, go ahead and tell us what
Speaker 1: the fine is so we can get the gofund me popping.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's like two hundred and forty seven dollars, which.
Speaker 1: Okay, you heard that listener's two hundred and forty. Let's
Speaker 1: round up to two fifty. Matter of fact, let's bump
Speaker 1: into three hundred, just so you know, for time spent
Speaker 1: in the Metro card that she had to swipe to
Speaker 1: get the court.
Speaker 3: I just want to thank y'all for sending me money
Speaker 3: for my birthday. That was quite kind, excellent. It was
Speaker 3: money for my birthday and my you know, lawyer fees.
Speaker 3: So we're working towards it. It's gonna I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: so far from it, but thank you.
Speaker 1: So far from the goal. Yes, okay, so we just
Speaker 1: gonna bump the gofund me to ten thous ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars is what we're asking. And you know if you
Speaker 1: call now, if you call right now and donate, then
Speaker 1: you know we can end world hunger by the world hunger.
Speaker 1: We mean Sidney, yes, because Sydney's my world. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: It was a situation where it's like, damn, I see
Speaker 3: the type of lawyers that they give you, and it's awful,
Speaker 3: just like disheveled. One guy had on like a sweatshirt
Speaker 3: blazer like it was. It was a blazer but with sweatshirt,
Speaker 3: sweat blazer, and then the judge had aqua eyeshadow on
Speaker 3: and I was like, this can't be real.
Speaker 1: This is she was black or she was white, she
Speaker 1: was she was Spanish. I think she was Spanish.
Speaker 3: Like everybody looked crazy, like I don't. I think this
Speaker 3: woman was filling in for the district attorney or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Her wig was.
Speaker 3: Twisted to the side, halle Berry wig like from years ago. No,
Speaker 3: it was more like Hasidic Jews, yes, with the with
Speaker 3: the hard part. Yeah, it's like, oh, we know that's
Speaker 3: not yours part, which is fine because if you go
Speaker 3: through some of my TV ts, You're like, we know
Speaker 3: that's not yours.
Speaker 1: So I relate.
Speaker 3: I too, I have have happened, yes, but you've grown
Speaker 3: friends well because of these.
Speaker 1: Braids, right growth. But yeah.
Speaker 3: I walk in and my lawyer and you know, he's well,
Speaker 3: he's very well dressed. Okay, so custom men's warehouse, Yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of, I guess, but no, he looked great. He
Speaker 3: was late, but that's fine, and I mean, he just
Speaker 3: knew everything to say. And then I just saw everybody
Speaker 3: just trying to like pick up the pieces and they
Speaker 3: were going to be there for a long time.
Speaker 1: I was in and out.
Speaker 2: I was first and uh and I got.
Speaker 1: The funk out and I was like, my guys, so
Speaker 1: they you it's like open and everyone can hear what happening. Yep. Oh.
Speaker 1: And the judge was like mumbling.
Speaker 3: So I was like, huh what what And the lawyer
Speaker 3: was like, I told you just say yes guilty, yes, yes, yeh,
Speaker 3: like I've already told you it because I was like,
Speaker 3: excuse me, I.
Speaker 1: Can't I can't hear just speak up? Can't hear you
Speaker 1: over that loud? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: This shadow was like aggressive. It was not even just
Speaker 3: like on the lid. It was towards the eyebrows, so
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Oh, it went all the way up. Yeah. It was
Speaker 1: just like a cartoon character girlfriend, like how we did
Speaker 1: our makeup in college, like.
Speaker 2: Barbie, You know how Barbie has our eyes shuttle?
Speaker 1: Oh you know that was the cover girl Queen collection. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was strange.
Speaker 3: But and there was a There was a couple of
Speaker 3: people on my side of the bench and they were
Speaker 3: talking to my lawyer and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, excuse me, you have to pay him. If you
Speaker 1: want to ask him anything, you must fucking pay him.
Speaker 1: It was the the person I had the sweatsuit blaser.
Speaker 1: Lawyer was excuse me, yo, my man, how you say
Speaker 1: it's guilt time or guilty huh?
Speaker 3: And then this other guy was next to me and
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, trying to find out what I do.
Speaker 3: And then he asked me for my Instagram handle, and
Speaker 3: I was like, did you give it to him? I
Speaker 3: can't have criminals following me, friend, you on criminals following you?
Speaker 1: They got cell phones in jail. Somebody from prison followed
Speaker 1: me on Instagram and all his photos is him and
Speaker 1: the double decker, the bunk bed in the background and
Speaker 1: the metal toilet yes, he's slid in my DMS and
Speaker 1: was like, how are you you know? Everything was spelled wrong?
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do you spell you wrong? Anyway? They
Speaker 1: following you? Sis? That's the criminal justice system is part
Speaker 1: of the Can y'all hear podcasts? It so Block nine?
Speaker 1: Can you hear us?
Speaker 2: Can you hear before the unofficial expert?
Speaker 1: We love y'all. Shout out to all the people on
Speaker 1: death row listening right now. We can't put any money
Speaker 1: in your commissary, but we can make you laugh. Absolutely
Speaker 1: cannot put any We can put some joy in your
Speaker 1: hearts is.
Speaker 2: All we can afford.
Speaker 1: Shout out to y'all, only if you didn't kill anybody
Speaker 1: you know or touch a child. Otherwise, you know, a
Speaker 1: petty crime. You know, come to the shows.
Speaker 2: Everybody's selling weed. It's fine, I mean, not even.
Speaker 1: Illegal to sell. Well, we're doing better than that. You know.
Speaker 1: We are adjacent to people who sell weed on bicycles,
Speaker 1: are we?
Speaker 3: I mean we were even when I was doing my worst,
Speaker 3: I was not that. I was not even adjacent to that.
Speaker 1: No, what I'm saying we know people that do.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, we know I would never, but we know
Speaker 3: that is not and we know.
Speaker 1: People who don't have an assurance but they cross a
Speaker 1: bridge selling weed. Are you listening? No? Is this my good?
Speaker 1: So rude? So gross. Anyway, after that happened, you went
Speaker 1: back to La. Oh no, you're coming back. You're going
Speaker 1: going back talk to us about this, UK to us
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going I'm to be there for a minute.
Speaker 3: I got like, like mad stuff. Yes, and I mean honestly,
Speaker 3: if something pans out out moved to La.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I'm a moment of celon. I'm like, actually,
Speaker 1: like you're ready. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I can secure something in La,
Speaker 3: I will go Oh my god, damn.
Speaker 1: Unprepared. I was not ready for this. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that we were talking about this right now, Sarah Sarah
Speaker 1: McGlocklin or be just by cold.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, I hate New York in the winter.
Speaker 3: It's just and I mean, but it gets cold in
Speaker 3: La because I was there and it's fucking raining and
Speaker 3: it was cold, and I was just like, I did
Speaker 3: not pack for this.
Speaker 1: Nope, I am not ready. I just came here too, stunned.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been raining in La a lot too.
Speaker 1: That is literally the devil.
Speaker 2: The Devil's working very hard.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And so you have a bunch of shows
Speaker 1: lined up, you got meetings, auditions and things. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: trying to for some scripted stuff.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, but I actually Larry is helping me with
Speaker 3: my show, my one woman show. Yes, turned it into
Speaker 3: an actually show. So I'm going to try to pitch
Speaker 3: that out there too.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm like whatever, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 3: I love New York, but it's like if I could
Speaker 3: just do half here, half there, that would be like ideal.
Speaker 1: That's the American dream. Baby. Yeah, half you're half there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like only here for like the spring and the fall, yeah, honestly.
Speaker 2: Or or it's just like when it's warm.
Speaker 1: Here, yeah, but not summertime because it's hot here, not
Speaker 1: hot dirty New York. I like the like cool like,
Speaker 1: oh look, I'm wearing a light jacket, New York. No.
Speaker 1: I have their booty cheeks out, and then they sit
Speaker 1: on the dirty ass train. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: old New York. See.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, whenever somebody says there they're clean, but on
Speaker 3: the fucking.
Speaker 1: Train, that's the dirtiest ass on the train. You don't
Speaker 1: have a shirt to wrap around your waist. I'll stand,
Speaker 1: I'll stand in my booty shorts on the train and
Speaker 1: not put my butt cheeks on the seat. But that's
Speaker 1: because I have I come from a two parent home.
Speaker 3: But the thing is that, like everybody asks so funny
Speaker 3: about germs, like there's literally germs every this is every
Speaker 3: there's homeless man particles in the fucking air.
Speaker 1: Yes, put on my ass cheeks. Don't you feel Have
Speaker 1: you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your butt? And
Speaker 1: then every time you scratch it, you just feel dirty
Speaker 1: because you're like, oh, people see this and they think
Speaker 1: I got like bedbugs or something.
Speaker 2: When you shave, When you shave, and how you feel
Speaker 2: about like.
Speaker 1: Razor bumps, razor bumps. I had to I had.
Speaker 3: To shave recently, and I was like, I'm a little
Speaker 3: bit more careful about.
Speaker 1: What were you shaving that got razor bumby?
Speaker 6: That that young young Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do they still do those commercials?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Was that Friskyes it was meal mix. Maybe it was frisky.
Speaker 1: I don't know, No sme mix. You're right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: had to had to shave that cat. But this time
Speaker 1: I was like very like, oh, let me watch, let
Speaker 1: me before I was just like just one good swipe,
Speaker 1: like just a dull blade. But you had to raise
Speaker 1: it for like three years. Oh my god, you know,
Speaker 1: no shaving cream, no nothing, you know, dry skin. Just
Speaker 1: I gotta do this real quick before I leave the house.
Speaker 1: Oh you know me so well, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You know what I discovered is good for like not
Speaker 1: for like keeping razor bumps and in grown hairs away.
Speaker 1: This stuff on Amazon. It's called tenned skin. It's basically
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Speaker 1: I don't do my grocery shopping at Ricky Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but Ricky sells a lot of stuff that you like. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: You're like, why is this here? You're like, oh, y'all
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Speaker 2: It's and then all of a sudden, you could do
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Speaker 1: It's great. Rickeys is the ship and you can get
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Speaker 1: armpits and now my armpits it like lightened them. I
Speaker 1: got Beyonce armpits. Now it's like wow, Marie, you got
Speaker 1: money now. And it's like no, no, no, tense skin. I
Speaker 1: gotta get them skin. Somebody commimented me on my armpits
Speaker 1: on Instagram recently. She was like, oh, they're so smooth.
Speaker 1: Are they touched up?
Speaker 3: And I was like no, yeah, my my under arms
Speaker 3: are like dark, not really dark, but they're just they're
Speaker 3: hanging right.
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Speaker 1: if're gonna be in La just stunting and eating sushi
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: That is the that's goal. See the issue.
Speaker 3: The thing is I have a lot of stuff going on,
Speaker 3: but the money, I'm like, oh, I'm about to ridge it.
Speaker 3: But also, my friend Megan has a car so I'm
Speaker 3: gonna she gonna drive me.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna stay at home mom, so I
Speaker 1: can drive you some stay at home mom. She got
Speaker 1: a dog. She's a dog. Yeah, she's a dog. She
Speaker 1: can fucking drive me somewhere. Money shut out to megs.
Speaker 3: Meggie's she's good. She's like, you know, if I can,
Speaker 3: I'll tell. I was like, well, you have to can.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to make You're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have to can if I can, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to You're gonna have to make it happen. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I see you Venice. These places are kind
Speaker 1: of far. I said, yeah, Megan, you what's in Venice?
Speaker 1: Oh you've shows out there? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I literally I was like anybody who
Speaker 3: hit me back, I was like, yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Didn't even google where the fuck it was or nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, sure, yeah, I did some
Speaker 1: of that too, but I'm good at googling. I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: let me see what's the addis. I'm gonna be staying
Speaker 1: at oh nineteen minutes, let me see what the uber
Speaker 1: and then I'll jump on the uber app and see
Speaker 1: how much. But it's a different it's a surcharge in
Speaker 1: New York. Yes, all the Uber they're softly we're getting
Speaker 1: charged like extra money. Now they raised all the prices
Speaker 1: because they're like because of pollution and traffic and took
Speaker 1: up Uber. You just trying to get your you know what.
Speaker 3: The drivers were complaining that they're not making a yellow hand.
Speaker 3: Drivers also everybody was complaining. So they were like, oh
Speaker 3: well just raise it and just but it just put.
Speaker 1: It on us. Add nine dollars to everych It's like,
Speaker 1: shut up Uber and take my four dollars.
Speaker 3: Is there another app that's like for taxis or whatever
Speaker 3: that can sponsor sponsor us.
Speaker 1: Well, all of them went up, lift one up via Juno.
Speaker 1: They all went up and check in. But they all
Speaker 1: have the same like New York searcharge. So in LA
Speaker 1: that nineteen miles might only cost you twelve cents.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna be making I'm gonna try to
Speaker 3: make friends as much as possible, to like hop around
Speaker 3: so that I'm like, where are you going, you know,
Speaker 3: before the show and start so what do you live?
Speaker 1: Start googling exactly where they live. So I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the way Meanwhile, they're in the valley, yeah,
Speaker 1: Koreatown or something.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, I'm totally down for Listen. People act
Speaker 3: funny in LA and I'm ready for it. I guess people.
Speaker 1: Act funny, but they're not funny. You are a real
Speaker 1: comedian and you are funny. And uh, we know people
Speaker 1: out there, I mean people out there know you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to shows and they're like, oh, yes, Sydney Washington. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true that Knitting Factory has definitely helped me. Boom boom.
Speaker 1: They're all up and oh aren't you You're one of
Speaker 1: the new hosts of the knitting people really saying that, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're booked. We're pretty damn we're full. Sorry, I mean,
Speaker 1: but if you want to put me on your show,
Speaker 1: just just cuz well, don't say no to them yet,
Speaker 1: just take the spot. And then then when they're like what,
Speaker 1: I'm in New York, I would and be like, actually,
Speaker 1: I don't book the show, go ahead and reach out
Speaker 1: to Marie Foston and then I'll just never respond.
Speaker 3: Somebody hit me up recently and asked me can I
Speaker 3: have money? No, somebody who did our show who was
Speaker 3: like famous, Okay, hey, can you give me their number
Speaker 3: or you have their contact because I want them to
Speaker 3: do my show. And I said, one, you didn't even
Speaker 3: ask me to do the show yet, so that's a no.
Speaker 3: And then two, no, this person is I'm not giving
Speaker 3: you their information. I don't have their emails. I have
Speaker 3: their they contacted me directly through cell phone.
Speaker 1: So somebody asked you for the person who did the
Speaker 1: NITS number. Yeah, oh, I thought you said somebody from
Speaker 1: that the famous person asked for my number, and you said, no, wait,
Speaker 1: it's famous. I would have been here. I would have
Speaker 1: given you your social Security the fuck. Yeah. Okay, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: people are weird people.
Speaker 3: I will say this, y'all don't know how to ask
Speaker 3: for anything, not just comedy I'm talking about in general.
Speaker 3: You have to know how to finess, how to finagle.
Speaker 1: I have some like you know.
Speaker 3: Tag like just chat somebody up before you start asking
Speaker 3: for things, not like all up, jump up? Okay, So
Speaker 3: what can you do for me? It's just like I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna be I'm gonna be hesitating.
Speaker 1: I can I do for you? Literally nothing? Like you
Speaker 1: didn't even say hello to me just now? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: can I do for it? Literally nothing? It's like I
Speaker 1: canna take a dump on your face? How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And it's just like, come on, guys, we gotta do
Speaker 3: better in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I mean, some people just they don't know how to
Speaker 1: talk to people. You know, social media is massive, but
Speaker 1: in that you might have fifteen thousand people following you out,
Speaker 1: but you might you don't know how to talk to
Speaker 1: one person face to face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 3: I mean even me, I'll be talking. I look at
Speaker 3: people and they face it. I'm like, yeah, why didn't
Speaker 3: I start this conversation? Now I gotta get out of it.
Speaker 1: I gotta know, you know. Yeah, I feel like what
Speaker 1: I've been doing lately is I'll be having a conversation
Speaker 1: with somebody and they'll be talking and I will one
Speaker 1: hundred percent not be listening, but I'm like m and
Speaker 1: then I'll I'll be agreeing and making sounds like I'm listening.
Speaker 1: And then I'll step back into myself and be like,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard a single thing this person has said,
Speaker 1: and they're still talking to me. People listening. If I'm
Speaker 1: not listening to you, you should notice stop talking. That's
Speaker 1: rude to keep talking to me. If you know I'm
Speaker 1: not listening. It's rude of you to keep listening, to
Speaker 1: keep talking, you know what. My eyes glazed over. I'm
Speaker 1: literally just waiting for it to be silent so I
Speaker 1: could start my story.
Speaker 2: That is very on brand of Marie Fauston.
Speaker 1: Oh Sidneys, I'm talking. Okay, great, okay, So what else
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna get some fresh air. You're gonna
Speaker 1: bring your sneakers out there and do some hiking.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is that is the goal. I hopefully I
Speaker 3: don't die on the hill.
Speaker 1: Don't say that. Knock on wood, that's not I mean,
Speaker 1: knock on, knock on.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just that is not the place I
Speaker 3: would like to die. So hopefully I get up this
Speaker 3: hike and I I feel like I need to work
Speaker 3: out before I go hiking.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do that? I'm gonna try.
Speaker 3: Megan has a gym membership, so hopefully I can get
Speaker 3: the hook up through her.
Speaker 1: Shout out to white women with gym memberships that share
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, nowell, her husband has like Supreme you know,
Speaker 1: Equinox whatever, so hopefully I can get that buddy pass.
Speaker 1: Just be an elliptical a little bit, you know, just sis,
Speaker 1: I want you to go to the gym. I want
Speaker 1: you to do fifteen minutes on the treadmill like a job,
Speaker 1: like a jog. Friend, that sounds like, that's gonna hurt
Speaker 1: my legs. Strap strap them the boobs down. Fifteen minute job.
Speaker 1: It is gonna hurt your legs because you don't be walking. No,
Speaker 1: you don't be running. Who walks and runs? You doing that?
Speaker 1: It's the last time you skipped? Who's skipping? Now that
Speaker 1: people who are truly happy. I skipped the other day.
Speaker 1: I was like, look at me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: let me stop for a trip on this sidewalk. That's true.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you galloped? You know? Like
Speaker 1: these are real questions. Your legs are gonna hurt for
Speaker 1: the first Yeah, three times you go.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is that's not for me.
Speaker 1: I want you to come back and be like so
Speaker 1: healthy and so sexy that like people are like, Marie,
Speaker 1: have you seen Sydney And I'm looking dead in your
Speaker 1: face and I'm like, no, I have not seen her.
Speaker 1: I have not seen her at all. Yeah, we'll see
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I want I want to have at least three more abs.
Speaker 1: That's that's a three more abs. You said more as
Speaker 1: if there are do currently how many abs are there?
Speaker 1: Don't you do that? Now? Don't you don't? You said
Speaker 1: three more? I have I have one ab. You want
Speaker 1: to see them? Yeah, Andrew and the studios have seen them.
Speaker 1: I've I mean I don't recall why they might have.
Speaker 1: We might have seen him in twenty eighteen. We ain't
Speaker 1: seen him to share yet. I mean, it's been cold,
Speaker 1: but but we did see a butt in Miami. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about Miami. Yeah, for a birth day, your butt
Speaker 1: was out. It was It's like fabulous. We didn't see
Speaker 1: the app that you talked about. One piece. I'm here
Speaker 1: for a one piece, yo. You know you can manipulate
Speaker 1: your body.
Speaker 3: If you get a one piece, you can just like
Speaker 3: hike something up, you can move something.
Speaker 1: Around, and it's just everybody get into one pieces. And
Speaker 1: I love that cut out.
Speaker 3: Yes, nothing to do with like what your shape is.
Speaker 3: It's just it's great for everybody. It's it's it's great.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I had my ass out. I went to
Speaker 3: Fort Lauderdale, went to self Self Beach. It was I mean,
Speaker 3: it wasn't that hot. It was warm, but like it
Speaker 3: wasn't in the nineties. But it hit eighty and people
Speaker 3: were just out there and like fish net, like one
Speaker 3: pieces stripperware.
Speaker 1: It was weird. I was like, is this spring break?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is the attire in Miami? Is a straight up no, no, Well,
Speaker 1: people don't go to Miami for the fashion cyst. They
Speaker 1: go for the art and the drugs and the plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: Those are the three things that we go to Miami for.
Speaker 3: That's true because when I was just people watching, which
Speaker 3: was so hard because it was just like, you need
Speaker 3: to people watch and you need to be able to
Speaker 3: have like that face. It's like, oh, it's just looking
Speaker 3: over there, but I'm actually looking at.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you're not. You're you're a good people watch partner,
Speaker 1: but you be looking and pointing writing people's faces. Yeah. Adrian.
Speaker 1: Adrian was roasting so hard. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was like great to sit next to her because
Speaker 3: she was on it and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: don't even have to say anything, which is just her.
Speaker 1: Let's go back because people are like people were messaging
Speaker 1: me like, oh, so she is still with Adrian and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, she's never not been with Adrian.
Speaker 1: She just lied to We have an open relationship. So
Speaker 1: y'all knows.
Speaker 3: It's so open. I'm like, it's so open that I'm like, please, Adrian,
Speaker 3: find somebody. Oh my god, find somebody who can bring
Speaker 3: something to the table.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, find somebody who can bring a table. Yeah, somebody, Adrian,
Speaker 1: if you want to find somebody who can make a
Speaker 1: table for you, open to that little aid in Sex
Speaker 1: and the City action because you bring the table back
Speaker 1: to the house girl for us to use. People were like,
Speaker 1: because you wereen talking about her, like, y'all ate, like
Speaker 1: you single? And people are like, I knew she was
Speaker 1: still with Adrian.
Speaker 3: Everyone just knows that I am single in an open
Speaker 3: relationship that's not open.
Speaker 1: She's single in an open relationship that's closed. Yeah, it's open,
Speaker 1: I said, Adrian, do what you want. You live your life,
Speaker 1: really get it when you're in l A. You want
Speaker 1: her to be out here just getting it in.
Speaker 3: Honestly, do what you want. The cats will tell me, No,
Speaker 3: they won't. They're totally on her side, the team Adrian.
Speaker 3: They literally somebody else will come in.
Speaker 1: They're like, please, can you be our new mom? Can
Speaker 1: you please? They still not you still haven't connected with
Speaker 1: the cats. I mean I've been giving them skin to skin.
Speaker 1: I've been putting them on my chest, you know, your friend,
Speaker 1: all your moisturizer and your bronze. I was like, here,
Speaker 1: take this tit in there, trying to breastfeed them. I
Speaker 1: mean they're literally like three. Those cats are older than that. No,
Speaker 1: have you want to I had done for three years.
Speaker 1: I think three years. Yeah. Oh wow, yeah they're old.
Speaker 1: That's like twenty one in cat years. Yeah, those guts
Speaker 1: are almost middle aged. Obviously we're putting this out, you know, whenever,
Speaker 1: but whatever are you doing that? Are you doing anything
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day? Or did you do anything for Valentine's Day? No?
Speaker 1: I have some shows tonight, yes, Valentine's Day. The day
Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day, I had two shows and I was
Speaker 1: talking to I was like, look at all the couples
Speaker 1: in here, and I made them clap and I was like, ladies,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be with his wife tomorrow. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: with his wife. You had to work on valentast Day.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got a want no job?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 1: Mind you? They're like it's Gallentine's Day. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, thank you ladies. Girls. The day before
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is Gallentine's Day. That's when you're with your gills.
Speaker 3: I don't need that type of energy in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's I'm like, I'm so past that. I'm so passive
Speaker 3: like holidays like this and that and just you know,
Speaker 3: it's just dumb. It's like you need one day to
Speaker 3: show somebody you love them. You should be showing them
Speaker 3: every fucking day.
Speaker 1: Or maybe Valentine's Day should be more about the sex.
Speaker 1: You need one day to have some like freaky, deeky,
Speaker 1: crazy sex. But then, but then why am I sleeping
Speaker 1: with you the other days? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's a good purpose. Yeah, I'm like, well, also, it's
Speaker 3: just like you want to have sex on a day
Speaker 3: that everybody's boning?
Speaker 1: Yes, no, yes, we do. Really, yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex on the day who cares everybody else's?
Speaker 1: Then I having sex with you? What the problem is?
Speaker 3: My neighbors are fucking disgusting. I'm there every day because
Speaker 3: you know, I'm freelance.
Speaker 1: No, right, right, right now? You work in the evening.
Speaker 1: I'm a freelancer, and you know I work from home,
Speaker 1: and I hear them they banging for thirty minutes, they
Speaker 1: have and I was like, oh, broke. People have the time, yes,
Speaker 1: and the energy yes to have sex for thirty minutes
Speaker 1: that much. And it's just it's but it's thirty minutes
Speaker 1: a long time to have sex. It's a long time
Speaker 1: to not be having it. But here's somebody else having it.
Speaker 2: Right, I feel.
Speaker 1: For thirty minutes. I don't know, is that with the
Speaker 1: four player without the four player. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what the timeline is. Okay, we got a
Speaker 1: stallion next to us, y'all, we got it, we got
Speaker 1: we got a road runner over here. You got a
Speaker 1: speedy Gonzales. Wow, we got a bull over here. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just like cause I also I'm never looking at
Speaker 1: the time when we start and when we finish. I
Speaker 1: know when I be in my uberri ide. I was
Speaker 1: there for that long. I just I don't thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: like I don't be straight having sex, but like Marie
Speaker 1: having the whole night. Young, You've got a snatch another round? Star, Wow,
Speaker 1: you're doing round. You run downstairs to pee, you come
Speaker 1: back up. Yeah, it's two floors. That's why the sex
Speaker 1: is so good. They got two floors. Have we still
Speaker 1: been continuing this since I just I feel like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I haven't even asked about this in such a long
Speaker 1: time because I don't. I don't see him every week.
Speaker 1: I see him like every once in a while. M hmm.
Speaker 2: That sound like every week.
Speaker 1: It's not every week. I don't even see you every week.
Speaker 1: Well who am i? I am? I am just a
Speaker 1: mere colleague. Yeah, who am I? Anyway? Yes, let's go
Speaker 1: back to your horrors neighbors, your sluts neighbors.
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie has been getting her back blown out consistently
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know that. Lastly. That's because I'm a good
Speaker 1: friend and I don't tell you about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1: Look at Andrew's face. Shut up, Andrew. As the word
Speaker 1: friend is so loose here, you know, loose. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: many definitions. A friend is somebody that will give your
Speaker 1: rise at the airport. A friend is somebody who will
Speaker 1: pick up when you call them in an emergency situation.
Speaker 1: A friend of somebody who will laugh at you when
Speaker 1: you try to FaceTime them unannounced.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, a friend is I think you're the third. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I think you nailed that. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, listen, I feel like after a certain age,
Speaker 3: nobody's talking about their sex life like that anyway, I mean,
Speaker 3: what is.
Speaker 1: This, what do we carry Bradshaw and Samantha they're not
Speaker 1: even friends in real life? Yeah, okay, And if you
Speaker 1: watch Sex in the City again, Carrie is the most
Speaker 1: annoying person on the show who carry Bradshaw. But I
Speaker 1: too relate to being annoying, So Carrie, I feel you
Speaker 1: on that. It bes like that sometimes. I mean, everybody
Speaker 1: needs an annoying friend or an annoying sibling really yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah right, I mean when annoying is situational though I've
Speaker 1: situational yeah, because it just depends on the day, Like
Speaker 1: it depends on how you're feeling compared to like what
Speaker 1: the energy that they're giving, right, and like things can
Speaker 1: be annoying that aren't annoying to other people or on
Speaker 1: other occasions, like if somebody texts me too much, like
Speaker 1: in a row and it's just like, hey girl, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm looking at today, how you doing? How's
Speaker 1: the new job? I'll be annoyed, that's me, bitch. No
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not. But in
Speaker 1: this in this exact instance, I was not talking about
Speaker 1: you specifically this and this exact specific I literally just
Speaker 1: did that last night. No, no, no, well listen, I'm
Speaker 1: not a person that likes four texts in a row.
Speaker 1: Send me one big paragraph of a text. I'll read it,
Speaker 1: then i'll respond. That will never be me. I hate
Speaker 1: when my phone vibrates, like back to back to back
Speaker 1: to back to back to back to back. So I
Speaker 1: hate that's shot a lot of us, a lot of y'all.
Speaker 1: Ask y'all, I'm on my phone, has been and do
Speaker 1: not disturb literally for like three weeks. Me neither me neither.
Speaker 1: I like to isolate things. Okay, So so for y'all,
Speaker 1: it's annoying when someone sends a paragraph, yeah, because then
Speaker 1: I gotta read through all it, sift through what's the
Speaker 1: important shit. It's like, oh, hello, good evening. Okay. You know,
Speaker 1: when have I ever texted you good evening or good
Speaker 1: You don't write paragraphs one and two. You don't text
Speaker 1: unless it's necessary and because you're like, I'm gonna see you,
Speaker 1: so whatever I gotta say, I'll just see you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I text you yesterday, it wasn't necessary or just wanted
Speaker 1: to text you yesterday. Yes, yes, what the problem is? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: that was I was like, oh, I said if somebody dying?
Speaker 1: What happened? And I was like, hey, friend, I see
Speaker 1: that you've been busy. You look great. She's like, you
Speaker 1: don't even text me unless it's necessary. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop telling you look good. I mean she literally just said, hey,
Speaker 1: I want you to come back sexy. I want you
Speaker 1: to I want you to look better and healthy because
Speaker 1: she looks sick. I want you to come back and
Speaker 1: like have like green juice body and just be like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, diet Angela Bassett. You know,
Speaker 1: people in l A are real healthy. It's green out there,
Speaker 1: the yoga.
Speaker 2: They're not staying having a crystals.
Speaker 1: I was like, come on now, their rose quartz or whatever.
Speaker 1: They go to bed super early. They'll go to bed.
Speaker 1: Everything in LA shuts down at like midnight noon, I
Speaker 1: don't think. So.
Speaker 3: I was there and I was like, I mean the
Speaker 3: people who wanted who could hang out was like people
Speaker 3: who were still at comedy shows.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out at comedy shows when
Speaker 1: you're not at shows?
Speaker 3: I mean, when I was there, I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: networking of course, but I obviously want to have like
Speaker 3: other things to do. I heard there's like this really
Speaker 3: cool restaurant called Delilah's.
Speaker 1: And there Delilah that's the white people, so him go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Drake has been coming there like every other week.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna go to sit on Drake's lap.
Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't give a fuck about a drink,
Speaker 3: but I want to go there. It's like celebrities are
Speaker 3: there every night and it's really hard to get a reservation,
Speaker 3: and Megan's husband works there, So I'm gonna go there.
Speaker 1: Post it up. You never know. I might be in
Speaker 1: a music video. Oh yeah. And if you guys haven't
Speaker 1: seen Sidney twork on Instagram. Ah, the the athleticism, that
Speaker 1: the level of athleticism that she shows when she's twerking
Speaker 1: versus when she's at the gym on the treadmill, you like,
Speaker 1: it's the same by yeah, because Sydney will twerk and
Speaker 1: the most ratchet song will be on and she's dropping
Speaker 1: it low and hitting like a full split and James
Speaker 1: browning it back up and you're like wow. And then
Speaker 1: you're like, Sydney, come walk with me to the store
Speaker 1: and She's like, oh, but my legs feel heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's like it's very impressive. You know. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that I'm, you know, a chameleon. I think
Speaker 1: that a cha millionaire.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a Gemini at heart because I'm
Speaker 3: two people.
Speaker 1: What is your sign?
Speaker 2: I'm an Aquarius?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't you said that, like I was supposed
Speaker 1: to know. I was like, this is Aquarius time. I
Speaker 1: don't know the months, the first day time. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know the sign.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, I mean I'm not really into the sign.
Speaker 3: I know Capricorn and I know Taurists because of my mother.
Speaker 1: What's capricornun four Capricorns are very easy going a lot.
Speaker 1: My sister's a Capricorn.
Speaker 3: She ain't cool, okay, but she works out and she's
Speaker 3: a bodybuilder, so so she's fitness. So that's that's a
Speaker 3: different lifestyle than the most Capricorn. Other Capricorns are fucking
Speaker 3: skipping and hopping and gallivanting the street.
Speaker 1: Gallivanting. Oh, that's a good word. Let's put that on
Speaker 1: some shirts and gall and let's put that down the
Speaker 1: one leg of a sweatpant.
Speaker 3: Guys, how are we gonna get merged. I need listen.
Speaker 3: I need more engagement. I need you guys to be telling.
Speaker 1: Everyone how I need you for making up words so
Speaker 1: we can do merch merch. I feel like you guys
Speaker 1: are not working hard enough as people who are listen, right,
Speaker 1: what's going on in prison? Niggas y'all? Can y'all make
Speaker 1: its cheap labor there? You could put some shirts together,
Speaker 1: put some stickers on some gems. It's literally like we're
Speaker 1: helping you be better people while you're at your terrible jobs.
Speaker 1: So a blouse or something, you know, it's just like,
Speaker 1: do more, honestly and truly the amount of messages that
Speaker 1: I get and people are like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: I listen to you at the gym. First of all,
Speaker 1: I don't know who listens to podcasts at the gym,
Speaker 1: but people listen to us there. Yeah, I'm laughing in
Speaker 1: class at the library. They listening in class. Shout out
Speaker 1: to all the people who gonna fall out of college
Speaker 1: because they listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, it's necessary, like you just need like background noise
Speaker 3: when you're working out or when you're at work. So
Speaker 3: we are we are beautiful background noise, beautiful, beautiful and
Speaker 3: we give you.
Speaker 1: Things to like think about. Are you a good friend?
Speaker 1: Do you text blocks of text or tiny fragmented sentences
Speaker 1: back to back to back to back to back to
Speaker 1: back to back? Week? Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 1: And response?
Speaker 2: I was really upset about that.
Speaker 1: You said what's up? And she was mad that you
Speaker 1: said what's up? Yeah, because what's up is very very formal,
Speaker 1: like what do you want? Yeah, Sidney, what do you want?
Speaker 1: What did you message him for? How are you? I was,
Speaker 1: I was messaging you to see how you were doing, bitch, Okay,
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen you. Okay, But see, this is what
Speaker 1: the problem is. Sending me a good morning text. You
Speaker 1: should have said good morning, how are you? You said
Speaker 1: good morning? He responded what's up? You got mad? So
Speaker 1: you was gonna say good morning. He was gonna say
Speaker 1: good morning, and then you were gonna say how am
Speaker 1: I doing? Yes?
Speaker 3: Well, the good morning is just like oh, this is
Speaker 3: like the alert give you the alert that.
Speaker 1: Also, anybody who texts good morning is a dick, like
Speaker 1: what good morning? It's like, No, it was fucking early? No, hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing you gonna text that? How early was it?
Speaker 1: It was probably noon? Okay now, oh it was it
Speaker 1: was early. She might have been in La stew I
Speaker 1: was in La and I messaged you, okay, so you
Speaker 1: went off. What did you say? After he said what's up?
Speaker 1: Tell him? Read read it from read the receipt.
Speaker 3: Then I went on Instagram and went off. I was
Speaker 3: like I should I should have at you.
Speaker 1: And then people wrote me and they totally agreed with
Speaker 1: everything that I was saying. I don't know, go ahead,
Speaker 1: read it, please read it. I actually give me your phone
Speaker 1: so I could read it because you don't have a microphone.
Speaker 1: Sidney said good morning at ten forty eight am, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, good morning, exclamation mark, what's up, Sydney? How
Speaker 1: are you? One message too. Also, I hate what's up?
Speaker 1: Next message? I hate when people text that next message.
Speaker 1: It's like, am I bothering you do? I only text
Speaker 1: when I need something? Next message, no exclamation mark? So
Speaker 1: five responses to good morning, what's up? He said, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry to offend. She said, lol.
Speaker 1: Texting to say that I miss you this week, smiley face, Sidney,
Speaker 1: you could have just said good morning, I miss you. Right,
Speaker 1: we're all listening to this, and he was like, good
Speaker 1: morning all right, that's what I do. Don't call Andrew
Speaker 1: a nigga. He is a white man, loves us, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. He in the podcast too, bitch, thank you.
Speaker 1: He said good morning, what's up? You might have seemed
Speaker 1: like he just said what's up? He said, good morning,
Speaker 1: what's up? The what's up? Question?
Speaker 2: Mark seems like you want something if.
Speaker 1: You message me good morning, I think you want something. Anybody.
Speaker 1: If somebody said sends me a good morning text, I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're about to ask me for so I'm good. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do well. You deal with people who
Speaker 1: are takers. That's what it is, people who ask for things.
Speaker 1: I don't deal with people like that because they know
Speaker 1: I can't give a damn thing.
Speaker 3: They don't ask me for favorites because I have nothing, nothing, nothing, fine, don't.
Speaker 1: I think you listen? You should be appreciative. If people
Speaker 1: are just sending you good morning text that's five messages.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Texts? But you didn't say how
Speaker 1: you doing? You said good morning? Well, he threw me
Speaker 1: off with the what's good? What do you want? What's good?
Speaker 3: And it was in it I know Andrew, and I
Speaker 3: was like when he says, what's up? I know you
Speaker 3: get into your business mode, so it felt like business
Speaker 3: and oh you were here, Oh you were working, even
Speaker 3: though we weren't here.
Speaker 1: He was in business mode anywhere, Sidney, you know what,
Speaker 1: Andrew block her? Take block the number, give me your
Speaker 1: Phone'm gonna block it. I'm gonna put it on do
Speaker 1: not to serve. I'm gonna delete the number. So when
Speaker 1: she texts you next time, good morning, you could be like,
Speaker 1: who's this? You would never listen? Have you ever text
Speaker 1: somebody who's this when you had their number saved? Ah?
Speaker 1: You just didn't want a casual I'm sorry it was this.
Speaker 1: Marie is the devil? Literally, the devil has good cheek bones. Yes,
Speaker 1: the devil does. The devil is a very sculpted face,
Speaker 1: but resled. It's so rude. It's like, I'm going out
Speaker 1: of my way to message you, but and You're like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Sydney, do y'all chat often? Do you? And
Speaker 1: Andrew Chatt? Often? I've been messaging him more. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get into it. You've been trying to get
Speaker 1: into it. But in my mind, if I was Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, it's not really my friend, she's my
Speaker 1: boss kind of a little bit.
Speaker 3: Nigga.
Speaker 1: When have you received a check from me? Sidney? Okay,
Speaker 1: he had to wake up early this morning to be here, colleague,
Speaker 1: co workers, that you came to the common the show
Speaker 1: and you got on stage. We're friends now, okay, so
Speaker 1: how did oh wow, you gonna message him more? But
Speaker 1: you just think this is the W two situation. You
Speaker 1: just oh, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, So we're not friends no more, he said.
Speaker 1: He said, Okay, that that being said, he got you
Speaker 1: munchkins for your birthday. I know after several episodes ago
Speaker 1: where you said you didn't get them for your birthday.
Speaker 1: And our photo is finally on the wall in the
Speaker 1: middle it's we got Beyonce position, who do who do
Speaker 1: we knock?
Speaker 5: Off?
Speaker 1: Book of Ya Good? You took two black people down
Speaker 1: and put two black people up. That is so rude
Speaker 1: for black History's George's I'm gonna zoom all the way
Speaker 1: into that. It looks phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Well, it looks like you got it done at Kinko's.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. Wow friend at the library, you're wow
Speaker 1: the library. That's all. So that was free. No, somebody
Speaker 1: had to pay for the frame. The friend was already
Speaker 1: there boo. That means the book of ya one is
Speaker 1: still right behind that. They just put our picture right
Speaker 1: on top of their So just phenomenal. It looks great.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll any goals for three goals for when
Speaker 1: you're in l A. Three goals, three goals, the only
Speaker 1: one goal. Book something fabulous. That is my goal in
Speaker 1: an ideal world, what was? What would the thing be
Speaker 1: that you book the thing for Death of a Bottle Girl.
Speaker 1: I would want to book that. I would want to
Speaker 1: sell the show, so yeah, I would sell it. Sell
Speaker 1: some not book some yeah, sell something, sell book?
Speaker 2: What anything that will give me an income?
Speaker 1: Fair? How about that? Yes? Make money, sell something that's
Speaker 1: going to make residual income. I love it. I'm here
Speaker 1: for it. But you don't know when you're coming back.
Speaker 3: I do because I booked a show here, so I'm
Speaker 3: making sure that I come back for that show. But
Speaker 3: I want to do my solo show in LA so
Speaker 3: I'm going to go back in April.
Speaker 1: Look at that, Look at you, Look at this world traveler.
Speaker 1: I mean it's only you know, it's it's but like
Speaker 1: definitely sure a passport for it. But she has one.
Speaker 1: I do have one. Okay, it's it's about the expier
Speaker 1: but whatever, you know, that's what expired in June, and
Speaker 1: I never renewed it. Oh you're about to renew it.
Speaker 1: I'm working on it. Yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 2: If you guys want to send any Well, no, you're
Speaker 2: rich now.
Speaker 1: I'm not rich, but she's also not poor. I was like,
Speaker 1: should we should we still be venmoing Marie? I mean
Speaker 1: you can if you'd like whatever, whatever you were.
Speaker 3: Gonna vemo Marie, Uh, Sydney Dash Washington.
Speaker 1: If you can't find Sydney because you can't spell her name,
Speaker 1: just send it to me and I'll afford it to her.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at her like, yeah, you know, I got
Speaker 1: a third World country DNA. So I'm gonna keep that money.
Speaker 1: But I'll send you a picture of the money that
Speaker 1: he sent. Okay, that's it's the thought that count. Fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, make sure you you know, rate, subscribe, you know,
Speaker 3: do some more reviews on iTunes and whatnot comments, share
Speaker 3: with your loved ones for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: This year, you should have just sent people ours. That's truely, like,
Speaker 1: it's better than next year. Most of the dick that
Speaker 1: y'all are getting. Okay, Hello, you really will be coming
Speaker 1: from us. Whoever you are, You better not now imagine?
Speaker 1: No is there a jojo listening a joke? Touching yourself?
Speaker 1: Touching yourself? Why listening? Touch my bite? Thanks, guys, you
Speaker 1: gotta go, Bye, guys, Bye Forever.
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