WEBVTT - What’s Up? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:06.480 Forever. Hey, Sydney, what's upsis? What's up? What's up? 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:07.200 Hi? 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:09.720 Everybody? I feel like we haven't recorded in a while. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.240 We've been uploading episodes, but I feel like we haven't 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:13.119 recorded in a moment. 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.520 No, no, no, no, We've been busy, busy, busy, looked busy. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:20.840 In yes, what's going on with you, Marie? 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:27.000 I'd been busy with this new job thing. I'm a 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:30.920 little bit nervous is not the right word. But every 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:33.960 time they post something about the new show, somebody makes 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.880 the Jesus and Mirro comment and it's like, okay, all right, 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.360 we get it. You miss Jesus and Mirro and that's 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.200 not who we are, but like sucker dick, like what's happening? 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:44.120 Like what's wrong? That's what that's what people do. 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.519 But that literally is like for a little bit and 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.360 then they actually see it and they're like okay, like 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:50.400 we have to get over it. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.760 Well. I go to the pages anytime somebody posts, and 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.920 it's always like some like young beige child and it's 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.640 like what are you twelve? Yeah, you shouldn't have been 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.240 watching this is a Mirro anyway. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.680 People are just negative. They got time to be negative. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.360 That's all it is. But it's just for right now, 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.160 and then when it comes out, they'll be like, oh, 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.559 we were so dumb to be like Deesu is a merri. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.680 Well, everything is not for everybody, right, Like certain people 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.959 still not gonna like it. Like remember when we used 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.560 to watch one O six in Park with AJ and Free. Yeah, 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.360 and then they switched to Roxy and Terrence and everybody 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.560 was like boom, Roxy and Terrence suck like you're not 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.280 And then they were on for longer than AJ and 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:34.680 Free were I think, but they were terrible, but like 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.440 they they developed their own Yeah they yeah. I mean 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.320 I still stand for Free and her fat butt and 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.240 her fat afroc. But AJ is actually accused of sexually 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.240 assaulting several women. Okay, so what happened. I didn't read 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.160 I read the headline and I was like, wow, I 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.040 read the headline as well, but I had heard through 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.400 the grape vine like people were working with him and 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.960 he was disgusting. What was he doing? What disgusting is saying. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.960 Making inappropriate comments? 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:04.600 So oh, he was saying stuff, but was he doing stuff? 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.160 Well, in the headline it's actually he's doing stuff. 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:12.040 So wow, Yeah, that's so fascinating because we had to 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.400 do like an HR thing yesterday, like a sexual harassment 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:20.040 thing for work, and the lady had this power point 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.400 that she was like trying to like make fun because 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:26.919 she's like sexual orientation and sexual this and blah blah 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:30.359 blah blah blah, and the power point would like star 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.839 out and like starring and they were like all these 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.520 like goofy sound effects, and it was like, are you 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.080 trying to make this fun? Like are you trying to 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:42.440 make Nobody laughed, but she was asking us questions and 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.760 she was like trying to make like the pictures were fun, 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.880 and they it was like, Sis, Harvey Winstein pulled his 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.240 dick out, nothing about that is fun, Like is that 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.040 in the slide? Yeah, dick in the slides? 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.160 I think because it's maybe because it's like a cool office. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.240 But when I used to work at the hotel that, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:01.720 like all of that was not. He didn't even try 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.440 to make it funny. It seemed like a seminar and 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.960 he was like very stern, like yeah, if you do this, 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.760 I'm like, okay, sir, did someone touch you? 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.400 What happened? Meanwhile, they got you guys wearing dresses with 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.200 your cleavage down to your belly button. Yep, sure did. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.239 They didn't give a damn. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:24.440 But wait, okay, so they say that six women have 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:29.560 come forward and that he lured them to hotel rooms 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.320 and then tried to sexually assault them hotel rooms, led 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:36.320 them to their bedroom or hotel room, and assaulted them. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:40.960 How does one lure you to a hotel room? I mean, hey, 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.040 can you come pick up these files for a one 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.760 oh six in park? No, you can just text them 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:49.680 to me. Also, what files do are we picking up 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:53.160 for one oh six in park at a hotel? I 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:53.520 don't know. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.960 Maybe you know, going on dates, whatever the case may be. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.320 If I come somewhere, you don't have a right to 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.040 touch me if I don't want to be touched. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.400 Absolute freaking It doesn't matter what time it is. 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.240 I could be butt naked in your house and if 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.000 I tell you not to touch me, you can't touch me. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.800 Yeah, I mean, but I can. I can get the 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.120 security guard to get you the fuck out. That's what 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.320 I'll do of the hotel. Yes, I will call security. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:19.400 Okay, So let's let's set the scene. You you have 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.920 a job, like a nine to five. Your boss message 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:27.440 messages you via email, Hey, Sid, meet me at I 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.360 don't know, what's a nice hotel, the Carlisle. Meet me 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:34.120 at the Carlisle. Uh so we can discuss you know, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.600 I don't even know what what what time is mid 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.000 mid midterms? I don't know. We could talk about your 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:48.279 fourth quarter review something. What time is it? It's six pm? Okay, 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.440 that makes sense, six pm? Yeah, you going to the 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.159 Carlisle at six pm? It's first of all, it's not 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:59.400 too far from office hours. I'm probably just getting out anyway. Okay, 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:01.640 what he hits you? It's like two pm. He's like, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.080 get me at the Carlisle at two pm. In my mind, 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.960 I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna get me lunch. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.800 Right, Yeah, that's also late lunch. That's a stunt. That's 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.000 a that's a lunch stunt. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.880 Absolutely little afternoon delight. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:20.400 I mean again, people who are in power can say anything, 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.560 meet me anywhere, and you're like, okay, well maybe this 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:26.120 will help me, Maybe this they are giving me information. 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.520 Sometimes you just don't want to think the bad of somebody, 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.320 so not TI. I believe I think the worst of 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.440 everybody all the time. I'd be like, look look at 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.640 this male looking at me. He must want to touch 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.679 my titties. And then it'd be like he'll be like, ma'am, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.599 you're a bolder in your nose. Right, It's like, oh, well, sir, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.080 thank you so much, what a gentleman. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:50.360 Well, situations like this, it's like, you know it's he's 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.440 he says, she say, and you you. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:56.359 Never know he say, they said because six women. Yeah, 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:01.080 you know it's not are it's not a bill cosby numbers, 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.359 but six is a lot like six is like that 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.440 means you've done it. You did it, you tried it, 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.680 you might have failed, you tried it again, you might 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.279 have failed. Like men are gross. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:17.520 But I think the situation is this happens so much 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.960 that it just takes a long time for everybody to 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.080 put the pieces together. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.839 And be like, damn this, he was doing this for 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.000 a minute. Shit, you know, yeah, we should say something. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.080 Does it say when the first the first I'm not 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:33.200 reading all this blurb. You won't see four numbers next 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.080 to the make a year. There's no date is in 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:39.000 nineteen ninety six or twenty fourteen or now twenty eighteen. 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:45.040 The first accusation became public last June. Wow, why do 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.640 you wait? It's so long to tell us it's February 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.160 March April, because they gotta get the story right, they 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.279 gotta get the they gotta go. Well, I wonder if 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.240 they're going to go to court. Well, Mandy Moore was 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:00.559 trending on Twitter yesterday. Yeah something her Uh, some dude 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.599 was like telling her she wasn't a singer, she wasn't 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.560 a musician because she didn't play an instrument and like 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.240 that's part of the reason why she stopped singing. But 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.200 she was married to him. It's like, your husband was 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.200 trash and then a bunch of women came out and 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:19.120 said that he like assaulted them. Also, you married this man. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.280 It's a domino effect. Listen, let a husband or a 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.840 friend or a man that I'm banging tell me that 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.360 I'm not a funny comedian. I'm not staying with you. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.080 Like what I'm gonna tell you that, Well, you're not 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:31.720 a man because you ain't got no abs. Like I 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.120 feel like if you can say something negative about me, 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.600 I'm gonna say something negative right back. And then it's like, 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.640 why are we married? Also, he looked real squishy, like 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.360 Mandy Moore was married to that. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:46.680 Yeah, that side bang, that's stringy, stringy, greasy that mass 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:47.920 shooter haircut. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:53.600 Okay on Columbine cut. Okay, it was not cute. I 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.280 wasn't here for it. His name is Ryan Adams. Yeah, 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:56.760 I wouldn't. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.320 First of all, I don't fuck with the name Ryan 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.280 Adam first names. 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:06.040 Also, wasn't Brian Adams a singer from like mad long ago. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:08.280 Brian Adams. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:16.160 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.720 here waiting for you. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.280 A good song. That is a good song that on Spotify. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.680 But fuck him? Well that that's that's Brian Adams. Bryan 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:28.840 Adams is somebody else who knows anyway. Whatever, Sidney, what's 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:30.160 going on with you? How are you doing? Friend? You 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.640 look cold? Yes it's a little cold, and you look hot. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:33.520 But you look cold. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.439 You turn the heat down, so naga put my coat. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.360 It was so hot in here when I walked in here. No, no, no, 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:46.360 it's fine. Literally, armpits were sweating. Uh, what's going on 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.640 with the diet? How are we doing? What's the resolutions? 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:53.200 Looking like? Did I have resolutions? I'm asking did you? 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.360 I don't think I did. I think that was very 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.880 true to my brand, which is, uh, you know, I'm 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.680 just gonna be myself. It is what it is, okay, Yes, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:08.679 your tears. Yeah, I went to court. I am no 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.839 longer a criminal. Yes. It was. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:11.160 Uh. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.000 It was funny because I just went there and I 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.240 was like, I shouldn't be here. 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.600 I should not be here. This was so fucking early. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.560 And then all the people who were in court, the 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:26.480 literally the no offense, the dustiest people like you did it. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:27.600 You definitely did it. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.120 You got a nautica a wind breaker on in the winter, 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:30.760 you did it? 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.800 Not a wind breaker? Yeah, that's a tvt right. It was. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.080 It was just well, you know, I felt bad because 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.440 I walked in and obviously I was dressed very well. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.480 What were you wearing? 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:48.400 I wore like slacks, very nice slacks. Word turtlenecks. Slacks Yeah. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.679 I don't think I've ever said that word in my life. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:56.520 Is slax? Yeah, dress pants? Yeah, slacks? God, how old 0:09:56.559 --> 0:10:00.520 are you sist for eight old slacks? I'm I had 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:04.760 a birthday? So slacks yeah? And then what was the shirt? Turtleneck? 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.560 Fitted turtleneck? I worked out? 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.440 I mean I walked in and people immediately was like, 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.960 who's that? I cut my glasses on? It was messy. 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:15.480 You walked in real Michael Jackson. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:20.160 Yeah, I was like, I am not guilty. But then 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.719 my lawyer was like, actually, you have to say that 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:26.160 you are guilty. Yeah, you have to say that you 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.080 were a part of a disorderly conduct. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.400 Disorderly conduct, that's what they charged you with. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:31.920 Yeah. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.080 Yeah, yeah, but you know, you pay a fine and 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:34.840 then it goes away. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.680 So that's right, Well, go ahead and tell us what 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.800 the fine is so we can get the gofund me popping. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.720 I mean, yeah, it's like two hundred and forty seven dollars, which. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:45.560 Okay, you heard that listener's two hundred and forty. Let's 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.520 round up to two fifty. Matter of fact, let's bump 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.120 into three hundred, just so you know, for time spent 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:51.839 in the Metro card that she had to swipe to 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:52.280 get the court. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:53.840 I just want to thank y'all for sending me money 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:57.080 for my birthday. That was quite kind, excellent. It was 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:02.200 money for my birthday and my you know, lawyer fees. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:05.120 So we're working towards it. It's gonna I mean, I'm 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.960 so far from it, but thank you. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.600 So far from the goal. Yes, okay, so we just 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.720 gonna bump the gofund me to ten thous ten thousand 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.600 dollars is what we're asking. And you know if you 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:18.880 call now, if you call right now and donate, then 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:23.160 you know we can end world hunger by the world hunger. 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:29.720 We mean Sidney, yes, because Sydney's my world. So yeah, 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:30.120 it was. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.680 It was a situation where it's like, damn, I see 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:36.800 the type of lawyers that they give you, and it's awful, 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.640 just like disheveled. One guy had on like a sweatshirt 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.960 blazer like it was. It was a blazer but with sweatshirt, 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:49.160 sweat blazer, and then the judge had aqua eyeshadow on 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:50.720 and I was like, this can't be real. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.720 This is she was black or she was white, she 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.800 was she was Spanish. I think she was Spanish. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:00.520 Like everybody looked crazy, like I don't. I think this 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.679 woman was filling in for the district attorney or something 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:03.959 like that. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:04.800 Her wig was. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:09.640 Twisted to the side, halle Berry wig like from years ago. No, 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:14.400 it was more like Hasidic Jews, yes, with the with 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.160 the hard part. Yeah, it's like, oh, we know that's 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.520 not yours part, which is fine because if you go 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.200 through some of my TV ts, You're like, we know 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:23.000 that's not yours. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.080 So I relate. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:29.280 I too, I have have happened, yes, but you've grown 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.080 friends well because of these. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.920 Braids, right growth. But yeah. 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:37.079 I walk in and my lawyer and you know, he's well, 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:42.200 he's very well dressed. Okay, so custom men's warehouse, Yeah, 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.880 kind of, I guess, but no, he looked great. He 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:51.400 was late, but that's fine, and I mean, he just 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:53.840 knew everything to say. And then I just saw everybody 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.959 just trying to like pick up the pieces and they 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.120 were going to be there for a long time. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:57.880 I was in and out. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.280 I was first and uh and I got. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.000 The funk out and I was like, my guys, so 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:09.000 they you it's like open and everyone can hear what happening. Yep. Oh. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.360 And the judge was like mumbling. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.560 So I was like, huh what what And the lawyer 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:18.199 was like, I told you just say yes guilty, yes, yes, yeh, 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.240 like I've already told you it because I was like, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.000 excuse me, I. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.880 Can't I can't hear just speak up? Can't hear you 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.160 over that loud? Oh my god? 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.719 This shadow was like aggressive. It was not even just 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.480 like on the lid. It was towards the eyebrows, so 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:32.760 it was. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.720 Oh, it went all the way up. Yeah. It was 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:38.600 just like a cartoon character girlfriend, like how we did 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.079 our makeup in college, like. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.800 Barbie, You know how Barbie has our eyes shuttle? 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.720 Oh you know that was the cover girl Queen collection. Oh, yeah, 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:45.800 it was. It was strange. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.959 But and there was a There was a couple of 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:52.079 people on my side of the bench and they were 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:53.120 talking to my lawyer and I was. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.480 Like, excuse me, you have to pay him. If you 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.160 want to ask him anything, you must fucking pay him. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.080 It was the the person I had the sweatsuit blaser. 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:06.120 Lawyer was excuse me, yo, my man, how you say 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:10.000 it's guilt time or guilty huh? 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:11.559 And then this other guy was next to me and 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.440 he's like, oh, trying to find out what I do. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.360 And then he asked me for my Instagram handle, and 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:17.960 I was like, did you give it to him? I 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:23.040 can't have criminals following me, friend, you on criminals following you? 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:27.920 They got cell phones in jail. Somebody from prison followed 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.840 me on Instagram and all his photos is him and 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.760 the double decker, the bunk bed in the background and 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:38.480 the metal toilet yes, he's slid in my DMS and 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.040 was like, how are you you know? Everything was spelled wrong? 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:44.680 I'm like, how do you spell you wrong? Anyway? They 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:48.160 following you? Sis? That's the criminal justice system is part 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:52.640 of the Can y'all hear podcasts? It so Block nine? 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:53.360 Can you hear us? 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.840 Can you hear before the unofficial expert? 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:58.600 We love y'all. Shout out to all the people on 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.760 death row listening right now. We can't put any money 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.359 in your commissary, but we can make you laugh. Absolutely 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.000 cannot put any We can put some joy in your 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:07.480 hearts is. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:08.640 All we can afford. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.480 Shout out to y'all, only if you didn't kill anybody 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:16.520 you know or touch a child. Otherwise, you know, a 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.400 petty crime. You know, come to the shows. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.920 Everybody's selling weed. It's fine, I mean, not even. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.440 Illegal to sell. Well, we're doing better than that. You know. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.760 We are adjacent to people who sell weed on bicycles, 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:30.160 are we? 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:34.280 I mean we were even when I was doing my worst, 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.880 I was not that. I was not even adjacent to that. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.880 No, what I'm saying we know people that do. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.160 Oh yes, we know I would never, but we know 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.880 that is not and we know. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.960 People who don't have an assurance but they cross a 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:50.280 bridge selling weed. Are you listening? No? Is this my good? 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:57.080 So rude? So gross. Anyway, after that happened, you went 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.480 back to La. Oh no, you're coming back. You're going 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.640 going back talk to us about this, UK to us 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.000 about that. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.360 Yeah, I'm going I'm to be there for a minute. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:11.000 I got like, like mad stuff. Yes, and I mean honestly, 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:12.960 if something pans out out moved to La. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:17.840 Wow, Yeah, I'm a moment of celon. I'm like, actually, 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:19.400 like you're ready. Yeah. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.200 I feel like if I can secure something in La, 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:23.960 I will go Oh my god, damn. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.320 Unprepared. I was not ready for this. I didn't know 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:30.920 that we were talking about this right now, Sarah Sarah 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.560 McGlocklin or be just by cold. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.920 So, I mean, I hate New York in the winter. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.840 It's just and I mean, but it gets cold in 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.280 La because I was there and it's fucking raining and 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:41.960 it was cold, and I was just like, I did 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:42.800 not pack for this. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.880 Nope, I am not ready. I just came here too, stunned. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.120 I feel like it's been raining in La a lot too. 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.520 That is literally the devil. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:52.760 The Devil's working very hard. 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.280 It's crazy. And so you have a bunch of shows 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:59.480 lined up, you got meetings, auditions and things. Okay, you're 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.360 trying to for some scripted stuff. 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:05.000 Ah yeah, but I actually Larry is helping me with 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.800 my show, my one woman show. Yes, turned it into 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.200 an actually show. So I'm going to try to pitch 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:11.880 that out there too. 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:12.840 That's amazing. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.879 Yeah, So I'm like whatever, you know what I mean, Like, 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.960 I love New York, but it's like if I could 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.600 just do half here, half there, that would be like ideal. 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:26.040 That's the American dream. Baby. Yeah, half you're half there. Yeah, 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:29.720 and like only here for like the spring and the fall, yeah, honestly. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.960 Or or it's just like when it's warm. 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.919 Here, yeah, but not summertime because it's hot here, not 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:40.160 hot dirty New York. I like the like cool like, 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:43.199 oh look, I'm wearing a light jacket, New York. No. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.760 I have their booty cheeks out, and then they sit 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.720 on the dirty ass train. It's like, oh my god, 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.080 old New York. See. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:56.800 Yeah, literally, whenever somebody says there they're clean, but on 0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:57.760 the fucking. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.920 Train, that's the dirtiest ass on the train. You don't 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:04.800 have a shirt to wrap around your waist. I'll stand, 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.840 I'll stand in my booty shorts on the train and 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.160 not put my butt cheeks on the seat. But that's 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:11.760 because I have I come from a two parent home. 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:16.440 But the thing is that, like everybody asks so funny 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:20.200 about germs, like there's literally germs every this is every 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.200 there's homeless man particles in the fucking air. 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:27.119 Yes, put on my ass cheeks. Don't you feel Have 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:29.280 you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your butt? And 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.480 then every time you scratch it, you just feel dirty 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.040 because you're like, oh, people see this and they think 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:35.760 I got like bedbugs or something. 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.280 When you shave, When you shave, and how you feel 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:38.800 about like. 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:43.560 Razor bumps, razor bumps. I had to I had. 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:46.480 To shave recently, and I was like, I'm a little 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:47.600 bit more careful about. 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.120 What were you shaving that got razor bumby? 0:18:50.359 --> 0:19:04.040 That that young young Yeah? 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:05.400 Do they still do those commercials? 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:05.520 No? 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.720 Was that Friskyes it was meal mix. Maybe it was frisky. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.960 I don't know, No sme mix. You're right, yeah, I 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.560 had to had to shave that cat. But this time 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:18.280 I was like very like, oh, let me watch, let 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.960 me before I was just like just one good swipe, 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:26.080 like just a dull blade. But you had to raise 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:29.679 it for like three years. Oh my god, you know, 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:33.119 no shaving cream, no nothing, you know, dry skin. Just 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:34.680 I gotta do this real quick before I leave the house. 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:36.440 Oh you know me so well, Thank you so much. 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:39.879 You know what I discovered is good for like not 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.520 for like keeping razor bumps and in grown hairs away. 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:47.760 This stuff on Amazon. It's called tenned skin. It's basically 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.400 rubbing alcohol. Oh wait, what a l like? Yes, yeah, 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:52.240