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Speaker 1: Forever. Hey, Sydney, what's upsis? What's up? What's up?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I feel like we haven't recorded in a while.

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Speaker 1: We've been uploading episodes, but I feel like we haven't

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Speaker 1: recorded in a moment.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, We've been busy, busy, busy, looked busy.

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Speaker 2: In yes, what's going on with you, Marie?

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Speaker 1: I'd been busy with this new job thing. I'm a

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Speaker 1: little bit nervous is not the right word. But every

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Speaker 1: time they post something about the new show, somebody makes

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Speaker 1: the Jesus and Mirro comment and it's like, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: we get it. You miss Jesus and Mirro and that's

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Speaker 1: not who we are, but like sucker dick, like what's happening?

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Speaker 1: Like what's wrong? That's what that's what people do.

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Speaker 3: But that literally is like for a little bit and

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Speaker 3: then they actually see it and they're like okay, like

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Speaker 3: we have to get over it.

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Speaker 1: Well. I go to the pages anytime somebody posts, and

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Speaker 1: it's always like some like young beige child and it's

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Speaker 1: like what are you twelve? Yeah, you shouldn't have been

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Speaker 1: watching this is a Mirro anyway.

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Speaker 3: People are just negative. They got time to be negative.

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Speaker 3: That's all it is. But it's just for right now,

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Speaker 3: and then when it comes out, they'll be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: we were so dumb to be like Deesu is a merri.

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Speaker 1: Well, everything is not for everybody, right, Like certain people

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Speaker 1: still not gonna like it. Like remember when we used

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Speaker 1: to watch one O six in Park with AJ and Free. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then they switched to Roxy and Terrence and everybody

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Speaker 1: was like boom, Roxy and Terrence suck like you're not

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Speaker 1: And then they were on for longer than AJ and

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Speaker 1: Free were I think, but they were terrible, but like

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Speaker 1: they they developed their own Yeah they yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: I still stand for Free and her fat butt and

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Speaker 1: her fat afroc. But AJ is actually accused of sexually

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Speaker 1: assaulting several women. Okay, so what happened. I didn't read

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Speaker 1: I read the headline and I was like, wow, I

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Speaker 1: read the headline as well, but I had heard through

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Speaker 1: the grape vine like people were working with him and

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Speaker 1: he was disgusting. What was he doing? What disgusting is saying.

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Speaker 2: Making inappropriate comments?

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Speaker 1: So oh, he was saying stuff, but was he doing stuff?

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Speaker 2: Well, in the headline it's actually he's doing stuff.

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Speaker 1: So wow, Yeah, that's so fascinating because we had to

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Speaker 1: do like an HR thing yesterday, like a sexual harassment

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Speaker 1: thing for work, and the lady had this power point

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Speaker 1: that she was like trying to like make fun because

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Speaker 1: she's like sexual orientation and sexual this and blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and the power point would like star

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Speaker 1: out and like starring and they were like all these

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Speaker 1: like goofy sound effects, and it was like, are you

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Speaker 1: trying to make this fun? Like are you trying to

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Speaker 1: make Nobody laughed, but she was asking us questions and

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Speaker 1: she was like trying to make like the pictures were fun,

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Speaker 1: and they it was like, Sis, Harvey Winstein pulled his

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Speaker 1: dick out, nothing about that is fun, Like is that

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Speaker 1: in the slide? Yeah, dick in the slides?

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Speaker 3: I think because it's maybe because it's like a cool office.

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Speaker 3: But when I used to work at the hotel that,

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Speaker 3: like all of that was not. He didn't even try

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Speaker 3: to make it funny. It seemed like a seminar and

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Speaker 3: he was like very stern, like yeah, if you do this,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, sir, did someone touch you?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Meanwhile, they got you guys wearing dresses with

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Speaker 1: your cleavage down to your belly button. Yep, sure did.

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Speaker 1: They didn't give a damn.

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Speaker 3: But wait, okay, so they say that six women have

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Speaker 3: come forward and that he lured them to hotel rooms

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Speaker 3: and then tried to sexually assault them hotel rooms, led

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Speaker 3: them to their bedroom or hotel room, and assaulted them.

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Speaker 1: How does one lure you to a hotel room? I mean, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you come pick up these files for a one

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Speaker 1: oh six in park? No, you can just text them

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Speaker 1: to me. Also, what files do are we picking up

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Speaker 1: for one oh six in park at a hotel? I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you know, going on dates, whatever the case may be.

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Speaker 3: If I come somewhere, you don't have a right to

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Speaker 3: touch me if I don't want to be touched.

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Speaker 2: Absolute freaking It doesn't matter what time it is.

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Speaker 1: I could be butt naked in your house and if

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Speaker 1: I tell you not to touch me, you can't touch me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but I can. I can get the

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Speaker 3: security guard to get you the fuck out. That's what

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Speaker 3: I'll do of the hotel. Yes, I will call security.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So let's let's set the scene. You you have

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Speaker 1: a job, like a nine to five. Your boss message

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Speaker 1: messages you via email, Hey, Sid, meet me at I

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Speaker 1: don't know, what's a nice hotel, the Carlisle. Meet me

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Speaker 1: at the Carlisle. Uh so we can discuss you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what what what time is mid

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Speaker 1: mid midterms? I don't know. We could talk about your

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Speaker 1: fourth quarter review something. What time is it? It's six pm? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense, six pm? Yeah, you going to the

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Speaker 1: Carlisle at six pm? It's first of all, it's not

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Speaker 1: too far from office hours. I'm probably just getting out anyway. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what he hits you? It's like two pm. He's like,

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Speaker 1: get me at the Carlisle at two pm. In my mind,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna get me lunch.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's also late lunch. That's a stunt. That's

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Speaker 2: a that's a lunch stunt.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely little afternoon delight.

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Speaker 3: I mean again, people who are in power can say anything,

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Speaker 3: meet me anywhere, and you're like, okay, well maybe this

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Speaker 3: will help me, Maybe this they are giving me information.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you just don't want to think the bad of somebody,

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Speaker 1: so not TI. I believe I think the worst of

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Speaker 1: everybody all the time. I'd be like, look look at

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Speaker 1: this male looking at me. He must want to touch

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Speaker 1: my titties. And then it'd be like he'll be like, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: you're a bolder in your nose. Right, It's like, oh, well, sir,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, what a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: Well, situations like this, it's like, you know it's he's

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Speaker 3: he says, she say, and you you.

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Speaker 1: Never know he say, they said because six women. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know it's not are it's not a bill cosby numbers,

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Speaker 1: but six is a lot like six is like that

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Speaker 1: means you've done it. You did it, you tried it,

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Speaker 1: you might have failed, you tried it again, you might

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Speaker 1: have failed. Like men are gross.

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Speaker 3: But I think the situation is this happens so much

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Speaker 3: that it just takes a long time for everybody to

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Speaker 3: put the pieces together.

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Speaker 1: And be like, damn this, he was doing this for

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Speaker 1: a minute. Shit, you know, yeah, we should say something.

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Speaker 1: Does it say when the first the first I'm not

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Speaker 1: reading all this blurb. You won't see four numbers next

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Speaker 1: to the make a year. There's no date is in

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six or twenty fourteen or now twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 1: The first accusation became public last June. Wow, why do

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Speaker 1: you wait? It's so long to tell us it's February

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Speaker 1: March April, because they gotta get the story right, they

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Speaker 1: gotta get the they gotta go. Well, I wonder if

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Speaker 1: they're going to go to court. Well, Mandy Moore was

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Speaker 1: trending on Twitter yesterday. Yeah something her Uh, some dude

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Speaker 1: was like telling her she wasn't a singer, she wasn't

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Speaker 1: a musician because she didn't play an instrument and like

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Speaker 1: that's part of the reason why she stopped singing. But

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Speaker 1: she was married to him. It's like, your husband was

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Speaker 1: trash and then a bunch of women came out and

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Speaker 1: said that he like assaulted them. Also, you married this man.

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Speaker 1: It's a domino effect. Listen, let a husband or a

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Speaker 1: friend or a man that I'm banging tell me that

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Speaker 1: I'm not a funny comedian. I'm not staying with you.

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Speaker 1: Like what I'm gonna tell you that, Well, you're not

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Speaker 1: a man because you ain't got no abs. Like I

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Speaker 1: feel like if you can say something negative about me,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something negative right back. And then it's like,

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Speaker 1: why are we married? Also, he looked real squishy, like

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Speaker 1: Mandy Moore was married to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that side bang, that's stringy, stringy, greasy that mass

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Speaker 3: shooter haircut.

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Speaker 1: Okay on Columbine cut. Okay, it was not cute. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't here for it. His name is Ryan Adams. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I don't fuck with the name Ryan

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Speaker 2: Adam first names.

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Speaker 1: Also, wasn't Brian Adams a singer from like mad long ago.

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Speaker 1: Brian Adams.

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Speaker 4: Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right

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Speaker 4: here waiting for you.

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Speaker 1: A good song. That is a good song that on Spotify.

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Speaker 1: But fuck him? Well that that's that's Brian Adams. Bryan

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Speaker 1: Adams is somebody else who knows anyway. Whatever, Sidney, what's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? How are you doing? Friend? You

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Speaker 1: look cold? Yes it's a little cold, and you look hot.

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Speaker 1: But you look cold.

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Speaker 2: You turn the heat down, so naga put my coat.

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Speaker 1: It was so hot in here when I walked in here. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Literally, armpits were sweating. Uh, what's going on

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Speaker 1: with the diet? How are we doing? What's the resolutions?

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Speaker 1: Looking like? Did I have resolutions? I'm asking did you?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I did. I think that was very

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Speaker 1: true to my brand, which is, uh, you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna be myself. It is what it is, okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: your tears. Yeah, I went to court. I am no

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Speaker 1: longer a criminal. Yes. It was.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: It was funny because I just went there and I

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Speaker 3: was like, I shouldn't be here.

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Speaker 2: I should not be here. This was so fucking early.

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Speaker 3: And then all the people who were in court, the

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Speaker 3: literally the no offense, the dustiest people like you did it.

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Speaker 1: You definitely did it.

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Speaker 3: You got a nautica a wind breaker on in the winter,

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Speaker 3: you did it?

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Speaker 1: Not a wind breaker? Yeah, that's a tvt right. It was.

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Speaker 3: It was just well, you know, I felt bad because

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Speaker 3: I walked in and obviously I was dressed very well.

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Speaker 1: What were you wearing?

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Speaker 3: I wore like slacks, very nice slacks. Word turtlenecks. Slacks Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever said that word in my life.

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Speaker 1: Is slax? Yeah, dress pants? Yeah, slacks? God, how old

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Speaker 1: are you sist for eight old slacks? I'm I had

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Speaker 1: a birthday? So slacks yeah? And then what was the shirt? Turtleneck?

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Speaker 1: Fitted turtleneck? I worked out?

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Speaker 3: I mean I walked in and people immediately was like,

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Speaker 3: who's that? I cut my glasses on? It was messy.

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Speaker 1: You walked in real Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I am not guilty. But then

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Speaker 3: my lawyer was like, actually, you have to say that

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Speaker 3: you are guilty. Yeah, you have to say that you

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Speaker 3: were a part of a disorderly conduct.

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Speaker 1: Disorderly conduct, that's what they charged you with.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you know, you pay a fine and

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Speaker 2: then it goes away.

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Speaker 1: So that's right, Well, go ahead and tell us what

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Speaker 1: the fine is so we can get the gofund me popping.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's like two hundred and forty seven dollars, which.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you heard that listener's two hundred and forty. Let's

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Speaker 1: round up to two fifty. Matter of fact, let's bump

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Speaker 1: into three hundred, just so you know, for time spent

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Speaker 1: in the Metro card that she had to swipe to

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Speaker 3: The thing is I have a lot of stuff going on,

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00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 3: but the money, I'm like, oh, I'm about to ridge it.

434
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 3: But also, my friend Megan has a car so I'm

435
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 3: gonna she gonna drive me.

436
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna stay at home mom, so I

437
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 1: can drive you some stay at home mom. She got

438
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 1: a dog. She's a dog. Yeah, she's a dog. She

439
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 1: can fucking drive me somewhere. Money shut out to megs.

440
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 3: Meggie's she's good. She's like, you know, if I can,

441
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 3: I'll tell. I was like, well, you have to can.

442
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to make You're.

443
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: Gonna have to can if I can, You're gonna have

444
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: to You're gonna have to make it happen. She's like, yeah,

445
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 1: you know, I see you Venice. These places are kind

446
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 1: of far. I said, yeah, Megan, you what's in Venice?

447
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh you've shows out there? Yeah?

448
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I literally I was like anybody who

449
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 3: hit me back, I was like, yeah, I'll take it.

450
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 3: Didn't even google where the fuck it was or nothing.

451
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, sure, yeah, I did some

452
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,439
Speaker 1: of that too, but I'm good at googling. I'd be like, well,

453
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: let me see what's the addis. I'm gonna be staying

454
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: at oh nineteen minutes, let me see what the uber

455
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: and then I'll jump on the uber app and see

456
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: how much. But it's a different it's a surcharge in

457
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 1: New York. Yes, all the Uber they're softly we're getting

458
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: charged like extra money. Now they raised all the prices

459
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: because they're like because of pollution and traffic and took

460
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: up Uber. You just trying to get your you know what.

461
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 3: The drivers were complaining that they're not making a yellow hand.

462
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 3: Drivers also everybody was complaining. So they were like, oh

463
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 3: well just raise it and just but it just put.

464
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: It on us. Add nine dollars to everych It's like,

465
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: shut up Uber and take my four dollars.

466
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 3: Is there another app that's like for taxis or whatever

467
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 3: that can sponsor sponsor us.

468
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 1: Well, all of them went up, lift one up via Juno.

469
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 1: They all went up and check in. But they all

470
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: have the same like New York searcharge. So in LA

471
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: that nineteen miles might only cost you twelve cents.

472
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna be making I'm gonna try to

473
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 3: make friends as much as possible, to like hop around

474
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 3: so that I'm like, where are you going, you know,

475
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 3: before the show and start so what do you live?

476
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: Start googling exactly where they live. So I'm like, oh, yeah,

477
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm on the way Meanwhile, they're in the valley, yeah,

478
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: Koreatown or something.

479
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, I'm totally down for Listen. People act

480
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 3: funny in LA and I'm ready for it. I guess people.

481
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: Act funny, but they're not funny. You are a real

482
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: comedian and you are funny. And uh, we know people

483
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: out there, I mean people out there know you. Yeah,

484
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: you're going to shows and they're like, oh, yes, Sydney Washington. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

485
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,959
Speaker 1: it's true that Knitting Factory has definitely helped me. Boom boom.

486
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,919
Speaker 1: They're all up and oh aren't you You're one of

487
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: the new hosts of the knitting people really saying that, yeah,

488
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: we're booked. We're pretty damn we're full. Sorry, I mean,

489
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: but if you want to put me on your show,

490
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: just just cuz well, don't say no to them yet,

491
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: just take the spot. And then then when they're like what,

492
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm in New York, I would and be like, actually,

493
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't book the show, go ahead and reach out

494
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: to Marie Foston and then I'll just never respond.

495
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 3: Somebody hit me up recently and asked me can I

496
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 3: have money? No, somebody who did our show who was

497
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: like famous, Okay, hey, can you give me their number

498
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 3: or you have their contact because I want them to

499
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 3: do my show. And I said, one, you didn't even

500
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 3: ask me to do the show yet, so that's a no.

501
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 3: And then two, no, this person is I'm not giving

502
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 3: you their information. I don't have their emails. I have

503
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 3: their they contacted me directly through cell phone.

504
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: So somebody asked you for the person who did the

505
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: NITS number. Yeah, oh, I thought you said somebody from

506
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 1: that the famous person asked for my number, and you said, no, wait,

507
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: it's famous. I would have been here. I would have

508
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: given you your social Security the fuck. Yeah. Okay, yeah, No,

509
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 1: people are weird people.

510
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Speaker 3: I will say this, y'all don't know how to ask

511
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 3: for anything, not just comedy I'm talking about in general.

512
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 3: You have to know how to finess, how to finagle.

513
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: I have some like you know.

514
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: Tag like just chat somebody up before you start asking

515
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 3: for things, not like all up, jump up? Okay, So

516
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 3: what can you do for me? It's just like I'm

517
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 3: not gonna be I'm gonna be hesitating.

518
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: I can I do for you? Literally nothing? Like you

519
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: didn't even say hello to me just now? Yeah, what

520
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: can I do for it? Literally nothing? It's like I

521
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: canna take a dump on your face? How about that? Yeah?

522
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 3: And it's just like, come on, guys, we gotta do

523
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 3: better in twenty nineteen.

524
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: I mean, some people just they don't know how to

525
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: talk to people. You know, social media is massive, but

526
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: in that you might have fifteen thousand people following you out,

527
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: but you might you don't know how to talk to

528
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: one person face to face.

529
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard.

530
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Speaker 3: I mean even me, I'll be talking. I look at

531
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 3: people and they face it. I'm like, yeah, why didn't

532
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 3: I start this conversation? Now I gotta get out of it.

533
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: I gotta know, you know. Yeah, I feel like what

534
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: I've been doing lately is I'll be having a conversation

535
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: with somebody and they'll be talking and I will one

536
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: hundred percent not be listening, but I'm like m and

537
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: then I'll I'll be agreeing and making sounds like I'm listening.

538
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 1: And then I'll step back into myself and be like,

539
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: I haven't heard a single thing this person has said,

540
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: and they're still talking to me. People listening. If I'm

541
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: not listening to you, you should notice stop talking. That's

542
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: rude to keep talking to me. If you know I'm

543
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: not listening. It's rude of you to keep listening, to

544
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: keep talking, you know what. My eyes glazed over. I'm

545
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: literally just waiting for it to be silent so I

546
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: could start my story.

547
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 2: That is very on brand of Marie Fauston.

548
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh Sidneys, I'm talking. Okay, great, okay, So what else

549
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna get some fresh air. You're gonna

550
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: bring your sneakers out there and do some hiking.

551
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: Yes, that is that is the goal. I hopefully I

552
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 3: don't die on the hill.

553
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: Don't say that. Knock on wood, that's not I mean,

554
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 1: knock on, knock on.

555
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I just that is not the place I

556
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 3: would like to die. So hopefully I get up this

557
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: hike and I I feel like I need to work

558
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 3: out before I go hiking.

559
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do that? I'm gonna try.

560
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 3: Megan has a gym membership, so hopefully I can get

561
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 3: the hook up through her.

562
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Shout out to white women with gym memberships that share

563
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, nowell, her husband has like Supreme you know,

564
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: Equinox whatever, so hopefully I can get that buddy pass.

565
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: Just be an elliptical a little bit, you know, just sis,

566
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: I want you to go to the gym. I want

567
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: you to do fifteen minutes on the treadmill like a job,

568
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: like a jog. Friend, that sounds like, that's gonna hurt

569
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: my legs. Strap strap them the boobs down. Fifteen minute job.

570
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: It is gonna hurt your legs because you don't be walking. No,

571
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: you don't be running. Who walks and runs? You doing that?

572
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: It's the last time you skipped? Who's skipping? Now that

573
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 1: people who are truly happy. I skipped the other day.

574
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: I was like, look at me, and I was like,

575
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: let me stop for a trip on this sidewalk. That's true.

576
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: When was the last time you galloped? You know? Like

577
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: these are real questions. Your legs are gonna hurt for

578
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: the first Yeah, three times you go.

579
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: I feel like that is that's not for me.

580
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: I want you to come back and be like so

581
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: healthy and so sexy that like people are like, Marie,

582
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: have you seen Sydney And I'm looking dead in your

583
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: face and I'm like, no, I have not seen her.

584
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: I have not seen her at all. Yeah, we'll see

585
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: you know.

586
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 3: I want I want to have at least three more abs.

587
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: That's that's a three more abs. You said more as

588
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: if there are do currently how many abs are there?

589
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: Don't you do that? Now? Don't you don't? You said

590
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: three more? I have I have one ab. You want

591
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,479
Speaker 1: to see them? Yeah, Andrew and the studios have seen them.

592
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: I've I mean I don't recall why they might have.

593
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: We might have seen him in twenty eighteen. We ain't

594
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: seen him to share yet. I mean, it's been cold,

595
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: but but we did see a butt in Miami. Let's

596
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: talk about Miami. Yeah, for a birth day, your butt

597
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: was out. It was It's like fabulous. We didn't see

598
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: the app that you talked about. One piece. I'm here

599
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: for a one piece, yo. You know you can manipulate

600
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: your body.

601
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: If you get a one piece, you can just like

602
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 3: hike something up, you can move something.

603
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: Around, and it's just everybody get into one pieces. And

604
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: I love that cut out.

605
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: Yes, nothing to do with like what your shape is.

606
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 3: It's just it's great for everybody. It's it's it's great.

607
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: So yeah, I had my ass out. I went to

608
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 3: Fort Lauderdale, went to self Self Beach. It was I mean,

609
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: it wasn't that hot. It was warm, but like it

610
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: wasn't in the nineties. But it hit eighty and people

611
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 3: were just out there and like fish net, like one

612
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 3: pieces stripperware.

613
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: It was weird. I was like, is this spring break?

614
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: Like?

615
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: What is the attire in Miami? Is a straight up no, no, Well,

616
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: people don't go to Miami for the fashion cyst. They

617
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: go for the art and the drugs and the plastic surgery.

618
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: Those are the three things that we go to Miami for.

619
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 3: That's true because when I was just people watching, which

620
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: was so hard because it was just like, you need

621
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 3: to people watch and you need to be able to

622
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 3: have like that face. It's like, oh, it's just looking

623
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 3: over there, but I'm actually looking at.

624
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you're not. You're you're a good people watch partner,

625
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: but you be looking and pointing writing people's faces. Yeah. Adrian.

626
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: Adrian was roasting so hard. Oh my god.

627
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: It was like great to sit next to her because

628
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: she was on it and I was like, oh, I

629
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 3: don't even have to say anything, which is just her.

630
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: Let's go back because people are like people were messaging

631
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: me like, oh, so she is still with Adrian and

632
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, she's never not been with Adrian.

633
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: She just lied to We have an open relationship. So

634
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: y'all knows.

635
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: It's so open. I'm like, it's so open that I'm like, please, Adrian,

636
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 3: find somebody. Oh my god, find somebody who can bring

637
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: something to the table.

638
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, find somebody who can bring a table. Yeah, somebody, Adrian,

639
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: if you want to find somebody who can make a

640
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: table for you, open to that little aid in Sex

641
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: and the City action because you bring the table back

642
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: to the house girl for us to use. People were like,

643
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: because you wereen talking about her, like, y'all ate, like

644
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: you single? And people are like, I knew she was

645
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: still with Adrian.

646
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: Everyone just knows that I am single in an open

647
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 3: relationship that's not open.

648
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: She's single in an open relationship that's closed. Yeah, it's open,

649
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: I said, Adrian, do what you want. You live your life,

650
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: really get it when you're in l A. You want

651
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: her to be out here just getting it in.

652
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 3: Honestly, do what you want. The cats will tell me, No,

653
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 3: they won't. They're totally on her side, the team Adrian.

654
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: They literally somebody else will come in.

655
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: They're like, please, can you be our new mom? Can

656
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: you please? They still not you still haven't connected with

657
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: the cats. I mean I've been giving them skin to skin.

658
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: I've been putting them on my chest, you know, your friend,

659
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: all your moisturizer and your bronze. I was like, here,

660
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: take this tit in there, trying to breastfeed them. I

661
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: mean they're literally like three. Those cats are older than that. No,

662
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: have you want to I had done for three years.

663
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: I think three years. Yeah. Oh wow, yeah they're old.

664
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: That's like twenty one in cat years. Yeah, those guts

665
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: are almost middle aged. Obviously we're putting this out, you know, whenever,

666
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: but whatever are you doing that? Are you doing anything

667
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day? Or did you do anything for Valentine's Day? No?

668
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: I have some shows tonight, yes, Valentine's Day. The day

669
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day, I had two shows and I was

670
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: talking to I was like, look at all the couples

671
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: in here, and I made them clap and I was like, ladies,

672
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: he's gonna be with his wife tomorrow. He's gonna be

673
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: with his wife. You had to work on valentast Day.

674
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got a want no job?

675
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 5: Ye?

676
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: Mind you? They're like it's Gallentine's Day. I was like,

677
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, thank you ladies. Girls. The day before

678
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is Gallentine's Day. That's when you're with your gills.

679
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: I don't need that type of energy in my life. Yeah,

680
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: it's I'm like, I'm so past that. I'm so passive

681
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: like holidays like this and that and just you know,

682
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 3: it's just dumb. It's like you need one day to

683
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 3: show somebody you love them. You should be showing them

684
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: every fucking day.

685
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Or maybe Valentine's Day should be more about the sex.

686
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: You need one day to have some like freaky, deeky,

687
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: crazy sex. But then, but then why am I sleeping

688
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: with you the other days? Yeah?

689
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: That's a good purpose. Yeah, I'm like, well, also, it's

690
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: just like you want to have sex on a day

691
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 3: that everybody's boning?

692
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: Yes, no, yes, we do. Really, yeah, you don't want

693
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: to have sex on the day who cares everybody else's?

694
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: Then I having sex with you? What the problem is?

695
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: My neighbors are fucking disgusting. I'm there every day because

696
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: you know, I'm freelance.

697
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: No, right, right, right now? You work in the evening.

698
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm a freelancer, and you know I work from home,

699
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: and I hear them they banging for thirty minutes, they

700
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: have and I was like, oh, broke. People have the time, yes,

701
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: and the energy yes to have sex for thirty minutes

702
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: that much. And it's just it's but it's thirty minutes

703
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: a long time to have sex. It's a long time

704
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: to not be having it. But here's somebody else having it.

705
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 2: Right, I feel.

706
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: For thirty minutes. I don't know, is that with the

707
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: four player without the four player. I'm just trying to

708
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: figure out what the timeline is. Okay, we got a

709
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: stallion next to us, y'all, we got it, we got

710
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: we got a road runner over here. You got a

711
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: speedy Gonzales. Wow, we got a bull over here. Now

712
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like cause I also I'm never looking at

713
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: the time when we start and when we finish. I

714
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: know when I be in my uberri ide. I was

715
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: there for that long. I just I don't thirty minutes,

716
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: like I don't be straight having sex, but like Marie

717
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: having the whole night. Young, You've got a snatch another round? Star, Wow,

718
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: you're doing round. You run downstairs to pee, you come

719
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: back up. Yeah, it's two floors. That's why the sex

720
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: is so good. They got two floors. Have we still

721
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: been continuing this since I just I feel like, Wow,

722
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 1: I haven't even asked about this in such a long

723
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: time because I don't. I don't see him every week.

724
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: I see him like every once in a while. M hmm.

725
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: That sound like every week.

726
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: It's not every week. I don't even see you every week.

727
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: Well who am i? I am? I am just a

728
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: mere colleague. Yeah, who am I? Anyway? Yes, let's go

729
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: back to your horrors neighbors, your sluts neighbors.

730
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie has been getting her back blown out consistently

731
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 3: and I.

732
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: Didn't even know that. Lastly. That's because I'm a good

733
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: friend and I don't tell you about it.

734
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart.

735
00:35:54,680 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Look at Andrew's face. Shut up, Andrew. As the word

736
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: friend is so loose here, you know, loose. Yeah, there's

737
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: many definitions. A friend is somebody that will give your

738
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: rise at the airport. A friend is somebody who will

739
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: pick up when you call them in an emergency situation.

740
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: A friend of somebody who will laugh at you when

741
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: you try to FaceTime them unannounced.

742
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

743
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: Like, a friend is I think you're the third. Wow,

744
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I think you nailed that. Thank

745
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: you so much.

746
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, listen, I feel like after a certain age,

747
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 3: nobody's talking about their sex life like that anyway, I mean,

748
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 3: what is.

749
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: This, what do we carry Bradshaw and Samantha they're not

750
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: even friends in real life? Yeah, okay, And if you

751
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: watch Sex in the City again, Carrie is the most

752
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: annoying person on the show who carry Bradshaw. But I

753
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: too relate to being annoying, So Carrie, I feel you

754
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: on that. It bes like that sometimes. I mean, everybody

755
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: needs an annoying friend or an annoying sibling really yeah,

756
00:36:55,120 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: yeah right, I mean when annoying is situational though I've

757
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: situational yeah, because it just depends on the day, Like

758
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: it depends on how you're feeling compared to like what

759
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: the energy that they're giving, right, and like things can

760
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: be annoying that aren't annoying to other people or on

761
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: other occasions, like if somebody texts me too much, like

762
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: in a row and it's just like, hey girl, this

763
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,959
Speaker 1: is what I'm looking at today, how you doing? How's

764
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: the new job? I'll be annoyed, that's me, bitch. No

765
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not. But in

766
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: this in this exact instance, I was not talking about

767
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: you specifically this and this exact specific I literally just

768
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: did that last night. No, no, no, well listen, I'm

769
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: not a person that likes four texts in a row.

770
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: Send me one big paragraph of a text. I'll read it,

771
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: then i'll respond. That will never be me. I hate

772
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: when my phone vibrates, like back to back to back

773
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: to back to back to back to back. So I

774
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: hate that's shot a lot of us, a lot of y'all.

775
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: Ask y'all, I'm on my phone, has been and do

776
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: not disturb literally for like three weeks. Me neither me neither.

777
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: I like to isolate things. Okay, So so for y'all,

778
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: it's annoying when someone sends a paragraph, yeah, because then

779
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: I gotta read through all it, sift through what's the

780
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: important shit. It's like, oh, hello, good evening. Okay. You know,

781
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: when have I ever texted you good evening or good

782
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: You don't write paragraphs one and two. You don't text

783
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: unless it's necessary and because you're like, I'm gonna see you,

784
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: so whatever I gotta say, I'll just see you. I mean,

785
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: I text you yesterday, it wasn't necessary or just wanted

786
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: to text you yesterday. Yes, yes, what the problem is? No? No, no,

787
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: that was I was like, oh, I said if somebody dying?

788
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: What happened? And I was like, hey, friend, I see

789
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: that you've been busy. You look great. She's like, you

790
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: don't even text me unless it's necessary. Okay, I'm gonna

791
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: stop telling you look good. I mean she literally just said, hey,

792
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: I want you to come back sexy. I want you

793
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: to I want you to look better and healthy because

794
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: she looks sick. I want you to come back and

795
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: like have like green juice body and just be like

796
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, diet Angela Bassett. You know,

797
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: people in l A are real healthy. It's green out there,

798
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: the yoga.

799
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: They're not staying having a crystals.

800
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: I was like, come on now, their rose quartz or whatever.

801
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: They go to bed super early. They'll go to bed.

802
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: Everything in LA shuts down at like midnight noon, I

803
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: don't think. So.

804
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 3: I was there and I was like, I mean the

805
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 3: people who wanted who could hang out was like people

806
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: who were still at comedy shows.

807
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out at comedy shows when

808
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: you're not at shows?

809
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 3: I mean, when I was there, I was like, you know,

810
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: networking of course, but I obviously want to have like

811
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 3: other things to do. I heard there's like this really

812
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 3: cool restaurant called Delilah's.

813
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: And there Delilah that's the white people, so him go ahead.

814
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Drake has been coming there like every other week.

815
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna go to sit on Drake's lap.

816
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't give a fuck about a drink,

817
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: but I want to go there. It's like celebrities are

818
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: there every night and it's really hard to get a reservation,

819
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 3: and Megan's husband works there, So I'm gonna go there.

820
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: Post it up. You never know. I might be in

821
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: a music video. Oh yeah. And if you guys haven't

822
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: seen Sidney twork on Instagram. Ah, the the athleticism, that

823
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: the level of athleticism that she shows when she's twerking

824
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: versus when she's at the gym on the treadmill, you like,

825
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: it's the same by yeah, because Sydney will twerk and

826
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: the most ratchet song will be on and she's dropping

827
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: it low and hitting like a full split and James

828
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: browning it back up and you're like wow. And then

829
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,479
Speaker 1: you're like, Sydney, come walk with me to the store

830
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: and She's like, oh, but my legs feel heavy. Yeah,

831
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's like it's very impressive. You know. Well,

832
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 1: I think that I'm, you know, a chameleon. I think

833
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: that a cha millionaire.

834
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a Gemini at heart because I'm

835
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: two people.

836
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: What is your sign?

837
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 2: I'm an Aquarius?

838
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't you said that, like I was supposed

839
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: to know. I was like, this is Aquarius time. I

840
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: don't know the months, the first day time. No, I

841
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: don't know the sign.

842
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, I mean I'm not really into the sign.

843
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: I know Capricorn and I know Taurists because of my mother.

844
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:32,959
Speaker 1: What's capricornun four Capricorns are very easy going a lot.

845
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: My sister's a Capricorn.

846
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 3: She ain't cool, okay, but she works out and she's

847
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 3: a bodybuilder, so so she's fitness. So that's that's a

848
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: different lifestyle than the most Capricorn. Other Capricorns are fucking

849
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 3: skipping and hopping and gallivanting the street.

850
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: Gallivanting. Oh, that's a good word. Let's put that on

851
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: some shirts and gall and let's put that down the

852
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: one leg of a sweatpant.

853
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 3: Guys, how are we gonna get merged. I need listen.

854
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 3: I need more engagement. I need you guys to be telling.

855
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: Everyone how I need you for making up words so

856
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: we can do merch merch. I feel like you guys

857
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: are not working hard enough as people who are listen, right,

858
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: what's going on in prison? Niggas y'all? Can y'all make

859
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: its cheap labor there? You could put some shirts together,

860
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: put some stickers on some gems. It's literally like we're

861
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: helping you be better people while you're at your terrible jobs.

862
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: So a blouse or something, you know, it's just like,

863
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: do more, honestly and truly the amount of messages that

864
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: I get and people are like, oh my god, Like

865
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: I listen to you at the gym. First of all,

866
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: I don't know who listens to podcasts at the gym,

867
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: but people listen to us there. Yeah, I'm laughing in

868
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: class at the library. They listening in class. Shout out

869
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: to all the people who gonna fall out of college

870
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 1: because they listen to the podcast.

871
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: No, it's necessary, like you just need like background noise

872
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 3: when you're working out or when you're at work. So

873
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 3: we are we are beautiful background noise, beautiful, beautiful and

874
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: we give you.

875
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: Things to like think about. Are you a good friend?

876
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Do you text blocks of text or tiny fragmented sentences

877
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: back to back to back to back to back to

878
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: back to back? Week? Good morning, good morning?

879
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 5: What's up?

880
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: And response?

881
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: I was really upset about that.

882
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: You said what's up? And she was mad that you

883
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: said what's up? Yeah, because what's up is very very formal,

884
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: like what do you want? Yeah, Sidney, what do you want?

885
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: What did you message him for? How are you? I was,

886
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: I was messaging you to see how you were doing, bitch, Okay,

887
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen you. Okay, But see, this is what

888
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: the problem is. Sending me a good morning text. You

889
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: should have said good morning, how are you? You said

890
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: good morning? He responded what's up? You got mad? So

891
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: you was gonna say good morning. He was gonna say

892
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: good morning, and then you were gonna say how am

893
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: I doing? Yes?

894
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 3: Well, the good morning is just like oh, this is

895
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: like the alert give you the alert that.

896
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: Also, anybody who texts good morning is a dick, like

897
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: what good morning? It's like, No, it was fucking early? No, hey,

898
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: how you doing you gonna text that? How early was it?

899
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: It was probably noon? Okay now, oh it was it

900
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: was early. She might have been in La stew I

901
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: was in La and I messaged you, okay, so you

902
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: went off. What did you say? After he said what's up?

903
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: Tell him? Read read it from read the receipt.

904
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 3: Then I went on Instagram and went off. I was

905
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 3: like I should I should have at you.

906
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: And then people wrote me and they totally agreed with

907
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: everything that I was saying. I don't know, go ahead,

908
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: read it, please read it. I actually give me your phone

909
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: so I could read it because you don't have a microphone.

910
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Sidney said good morning at ten forty eight am, he said,

911
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: he said, good morning, exclamation mark, what's up, Sydney? How

912
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: are you? One message too. Also, I hate what's up?

913
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: Next message? I hate when people text that next message.

914
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: It's like, am I bothering you do? I only text

915
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: when I need something? Next message, no exclamation mark? So

916
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: five responses to good morning, what's up? He said, Oh

917
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry to offend. She said, lol.

918
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: Texting to say that I miss you this week, smiley face, Sidney,

919
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: you could have just said good morning, I miss you. Right,

920
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: we're all listening to this, and he was like, good

921
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: morning all right, that's what I do. Don't call Andrew

922
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: a nigga. He is a white man, loves us, so

923
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. He in the podcast too, bitch, thank you.

924
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: He said good morning, what's up? You might have seemed

925
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: like he just said what's up? He said, good morning,

926
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: what's up? The what's up? Question?

927
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: Mark seems like you want something if.

928
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: You message me good morning, I think you want something. Anybody.

929
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: If somebody said sends me a good morning text, I'm like, Oh,

930
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: they're about to ask me for so I'm good. I

931
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: don't want to do well. You deal with people who

932
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: are takers. That's what it is, people who ask for things.

933
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't deal with people like that because they know

934
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: I can't give a damn thing.

935
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 3: They don't ask me for favorites because I have nothing, nothing, nothing, fine, don't.

936
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: I think you listen? You should be appreciative. If people

937
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: are just sending you good morning text that's five messages.

938
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Texts? But you didn't say how

939
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: you doing? You said good morning? Well, he threw me

940
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: off with the what's good? What do you want? What's good?

941
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 3: And it was in it I know Andrew, and I

942
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 3: was like when he says, what's up? I know you

943
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 3: get into your business mode, so it felt like business

944
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: and oh you were here, Oh you were working, even

945
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: though we weren't here.

946
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: He was in business mode anywhere, Sidney, you know what,

947
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: Andrew block her? Take block the number, give me your

948
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: Phone'm gonna block it. I'm gonna put it on do

949
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: not to serve. I'm gonna delete the number. So when

950
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: she texts you next time, good morning, you could be like,

951
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: who's this? You would never listen? Have you ever text

952
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: somebody who's this when you had their number saved? Ah?

953
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: You just didn't want a casual I'm sorry it was this.

954
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 1: Marie is the devil? Literally, the devil has good cheek bones. Yes,

955
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: the devil does. The devil is a very sculpted face,

956
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: but resled. It's so rude. It's like, I'm going out

957
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: of my way to message you, but and You're like,

958
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: excuse me, Sydney, do y'all chat often? Do you? And

959
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: Andrew Chatt? Often? I've been messaging him more. I've been

960
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: trying to get into it. You've been trying to get

961
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: into it. But in my mind, if I was Andrew,

962
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: I'd be like, it's not really my friend, she's my

963
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 1: boss kind of a little bit.

964
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 3: Nigga.

965
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: When have you received a check from me? Sidney? Okay,

966
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 1: he had to wake up early this morning to be here, colleague,

967
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: co workers, that you came to the common the show

968
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: and you got on stage. We're friends now, okay, so

969
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: how did oh wow, you gonna message him more? But

970
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: you just think this is the W two situation. You

971
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: just oh, that's what it is.

972
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, So we're not friends no more, he said.

973
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: He said, Okay, that that being said, he got you

974
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: munchkins for your birthday. I know after several episodes ago

975
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: where you said you didn't get them for your birthday.

976
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: And our photo is finally on the wall in the

977
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: middle it's we got Beyonce position, who do who do

978
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: we knock?

979
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 5: Off?

980
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: Book of Ya Good? You took two black people down

981
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 1: and put two black people up. That is so rude

982
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: for black History's George's I'm gonna zoom all the way

983
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: into that. It looks phenomenal.

984
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 2: Well, it looks like you got it done at Kinko's.

985
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: But it's fine. Wow friend at the library, you're wow

986
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: the library. That's all. So that was free. No, somebody

987
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: had to pay for the frame. The friend was already

988
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: there boo. That means the book of ya one is

989
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: still right behind that. They just put our picture right

990
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: on top of their So just phenomenal. It looks great.

991
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: All right, we'll any goals for three goals for when

992
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: you're in l A. Three goals, three goals, the only

993
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: one goal. Book something fabulous. That is my goal in

994
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: an ideal world, what was? What would the thing be

995
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: that you book the thing for Death of a Bottle Girl.

996
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: I would want to book that. I would want to

997
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: sell the show, so yeah, I would sell it. Sell

998
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: some not book some yeah, sell something, sell book?

999
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: What anything that will give me an income?

1000
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: Fair? How about that? Yes? Make money, sell something that's

1001
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: going to make residual income. I love it. I'm here

1002
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: for it. But you don't know when you're coming back.

1003
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: I do because I booked a show here, so I'm

1004
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 3: making sure that I come back for that show. But

1005
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 3: I want to do my solo show in LA so

1006
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 3: I'm going to go back in April.

1007
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 1: Look at that, Look at you, Look at this world traveler.

1008
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's only you know, it's it's but like

1009
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: definitely sure a passport for it. But she has one.

1010
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: I do have one. Okay, it's it's about the expier

1011
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: but whatever, you know, that's what expired in June, and

1012
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: I never renewed it. Oh you're about to renew it.

1013
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm working on it. Yeah, we'll do it.

1014
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 2: If you guys want to send any Well, no, you're

1015
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 2: rich now.

1016
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm not rich, but she's also not poor. I was like,

1017
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: should we should we still be venmoing Marie? I mean

1018
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: you can if you'd like whatever, whatever you were.

1019
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: Gonna vemo Marie, Uh, Sydney Dash Washington.

1020
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: If you can't find Sydney because you can't spell her name,

1021
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: just send it to me and I'll afford it to her.

1022
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking at her like, yeah, you know, I got

1023
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: a third World country DNA. So I'm gonna keep that money.

1024
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: But I'll send you a picture of the money that

1025
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: he sent. Okay, that's it's the thought that count. Fifteen dollars.

1026
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: Okay, make sure you you know, rate, subscribe, you know,

1027
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 3: do some more reviews on iTunes and whatnot comments, share

1028
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 3: with your loved ones for Valentine's Day.

1029
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: This year, you should have just sent people ours. That's truely, like,

1030
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: it's better than next year. Most of the dick that

1031
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 1: y'all are getting. Okay, Hello, you really will be coming

1032
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: from us. Whoever you are, You better not now imagine?

1033
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: No is there a jojo listening a joke? Touching yourself?

1034
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: Touching yourself? Why listening? Touch my bite? Thanks, guys, you

1035
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: gotta go, Bye, guys, Bye Forever.

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Speaker 5: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:41,600
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00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:50,480
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