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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Girl Code Jesse May Paluso, February six through the eighth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two, five,

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Speaker 1: two eight nine, seven thousand another on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from public utilities. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a Amanda. Hi. Yes, that's me, Hi Amanda.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm guessing you know why I'm calling. Not really.

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Speaker 1: As you know, we find you numerous times for not

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Speaker 1: having your trash lid completely closed on your bed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you have. You take those fines lightly, obviously, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't take those lightly. I've been trying to call

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Speaker 1: the fix the situation because it's not fair to me. Well,

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Speaker 1: it happened again last Tuesday. The lid on your trash

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Speaker 1: can was not completely put on. So honestly, I've been

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Speaker 1: talking to I can't remember the person's name, but they

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Speaker 1: said that they were going to try to listen. Hey, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: I know that you're trying to make a case or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I think it's really cute, but I don't need to

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Speaker 1: listen to all your chitter chatter we are done finding you. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's good to know that you're done finding me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're completely done finding you. And from now on we're

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Speaker 1: just not going to pick up your trash at all.

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Speaker 1: What you didn't do that? Absolutely I can do that. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no, that's a part of the

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Speaker 1: service from the city. First of all, you guys are

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Speaker 1: completeul for even finding people fifteen dollars every time they

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Speaker 1: put okay the sight. Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: We're not the ones who can't seem to figure out

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Speaker 1: how to put a lid on a trash can, and

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Speaker 1: we're the Jersey Are you kidding? Does it sound like

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding? Sweetheart? You have for the city, you work

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Speaker 1: for me. Essentially, bottom line is you've failed to put

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Speaker 1: the lid on your trash can so many times. We're

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Speaker 1: not picking up your trash anymore, ma'am. You're just going

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Speaker 1: to have to figure out something to talk picking up

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Speaker 1: my tray. I don't understand what's going on. Maybe that

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Speaker 1: it's like raccoons getting in there or something. Oh, sure,

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Speaker 1: you want to be like everybody else and blame the raccoons.

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Speaker 1: You know how many times I've heard that story. I

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Speaker 1: am so sick and tired of dealing with liars like you.

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Speaker 1: Evidence of roted droppings around there. What I told these people,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea would have been Belit keeps coming off.

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Speaker 1: You know what I think. I think you've been going

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Speaker 1: out there, leaving your own droppings and trying to say

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Speaker 1: raccoons are in the area. That's what I think. Um,

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Speaker 1: how dare you say honestly that I think. I think

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting that you're going out there, disgusting that you

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Speaker 1: would even think that you're squatting down, you're leaving droppings

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Speaker 1: and then trying to blame it on innocent raccoons. Good, well,

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Speaker 1: what is your name? So? What is your name? Again?

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Speaker 1: My name is none of your business. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I need to know your name and your employee number

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Speaker 1: because I'm going to report you. Do you really want

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Speaker 1: to mess with me? No, listen to me. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to mess with me, sir? Do you really want

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Speaker 1: to mess with me? I don't figure out who you are,

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Speaker 1: do you you really? Do you really want to mess

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Speaker 1: with me? I'm the utility company, can't come. Ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing on me? What he's going on? Right? Now I'm

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Speaker 1: the flaw. That's who I am. Yeah, I'm the guy

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Speaker 1: that comes to town watch the utility company, and you're

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Speaker 1: watching me. I'm the guy that comes town picks up

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Speaker 1: your trash. You better speak to me with more respect

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Speaker 1: than that. I'm the man. I'm being struck by you.

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Speaker 1: Nobody throws out trash in this town without the OK

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Speaker 1: for me. Damn it, God, Oh my god. What seriously dude? Yo, man,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook of Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What ye oh my god. Your sister set

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Speaker 1: you up? No, yeah, she said, she said she heard

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Speaker 1: you bitching about your trash people. I totally talked. You

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Speaker 1: are crazy. I think I actually could be maybe than

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Speaker 1: you really are. Wake up every morning with jubal phone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties ninety two point five