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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Talk

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Speaker 1: Soup and Queer as Folk, hal Sparks, February twenty seventh

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Speaker 1: through March First. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand on the twenties. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: Adam's see Adam. How are you? My name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from staffing A. Tina put you down as

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Speaker 1: a reference on her application. Uh. Yes, she told me

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Speaker 1: you guys might call. Yeah. I just I wanted to

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Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions real quick, if you

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Speaker 1: got some time, sure, Okay. What is your relationship with Tina?

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Speaker 1: She's my girlfriend? Oh? Nice? Okay. Do you know if

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Speaker 1: Tina's boobs are fake or not? Hello? Hello? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: business is it of yours? It's very imp weren't at

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Speaker 1: our company that we hire people who are honest and genuine?

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Speaker 1: And she never brought up once in her interview if

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Speaker 1: she had a boob job out of your business? Well?

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Speaker 1: I think it is our business here, sir, right, I

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Speaker 1: mean business. I can tell that you're getting upset with me,

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Speaker 1: and I don't really understand why you can understand my

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Speaker 1: point here. No, I don't understand your point. Why Why

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Speaker 1: don't you explain it further to me? Why you needn't

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Speaker 1: know for breast size. I don't want her breast size, Sir.

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Speaker 1: I just asked if they were real or if they

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Speaker 1: were fake. I don't care about how big they are.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're obviously big, but I don't care like exactly.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's an intrusive, inappropriate question. You asked

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend if she had faked boobs for clerical position. Well,

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Speaker 1: obviously I didn't say it in those exact words. I said,

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Speaker 1: is there anything else we should know about you? And

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Speaker 1: then I winked at her, and that's she okay, you

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Speaker 1: winked at her and tell us sure to tell you

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Speaker 1: about her boobs. Everybody else has gotten the hint when

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Speaker 1: I do that in interviews, and I've interviewed a lot

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Speaker 1: of women. I find this unbelievable that you would ask

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Speaker 1: if my girlfriends boobs are fake? Yeah, and I told

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Speaker 1: you it only take a couple of minutes. It's just

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Speaker 1: a simple yes or no answer. If you give me that,

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Speaker 1: I can your questions, your questions. Dude. Look, I want

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Speaker 1: to pretended this never ever to happen. I'm assuming, since

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Speaker 1: you won't answer the question, they are fake not. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think it matters a whole hell of a lot, sir.

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Speaker 1: You know, Sez you could just gargle, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Let me stop you right there. We're both a couple

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Speaker 1: of guys. All right, you can let the whole act off.

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Speaker 1: We are always curious. Come on, man, well, I mean

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Speaker 1: I need to find I will but sir, I need

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Speaker 1: to find out ridiculous. If you could just give me

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Speaker 1: my answer, I'll be on my ways. We run a

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Speaker 1: very successful business here, and all of our employees are

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Speaker 1: very trustworthy. And that's where this is hard to believe. Man,

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Speaker 1: That's where this whole thing hard to believe. That's where

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Speaker 1: this whole thing stems from. Is just a circle of trust.

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Speaker 1: And that's first created by knowing if somebody has fake

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Speaker 1: boobs or not. You know, it's like if you had

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Speaker 1: a fake arm, I'd probably want to know. Not no

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Speaker 1: matter what you do, no matter what you asked, you

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Speaker 1: will never know if my girlfriend's books are fake or not.

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Speaker 1: All right, you can clearly you're not going to give

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Speaker 1: me an answer to my question. Clearly. Unfortunately, then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna need to let Tina know I'm gonna be rescinding

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Speaker 1: the offer. We cannot hire her. So if you could

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Speaker 1: just pass along that message, I'd appreciate it. You'll be

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Speaker 1: hearing from Tina's lawyer and it's twenty four hours, you

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Speaker 1: know what. Not that I really care, but if she

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Speaker 1: would like to resubmit in the future for a job

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Speaker 1: of that kidding me, I told you, man, you can fop.

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Speaker 1: You're never going to know the size of her boobs.

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Speaker 1: What if I told you that this was a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, then would you tell me if they're real? What?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning on moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh, oh my god. Your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Tina set you up. God. She emailed me and said

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Speaker 1: that your protective and might go off if somebody was

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Speaker 1: asking inappropriate questions real quick though, Hey, serious question? What

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Speaker 1: are they real or fake? You're never gonna know, buddy,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties ninety two point five,