WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Halloween Haunt That Booty

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween parties are one of the favorite places to try

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<v Speaker 1>to hook up with a sexy ghoul or a sexy

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<v Speaker 1>goblin or a sexy toaster. Whatever anybody has dressed up

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<v Speaker 1>to be like and made it sexy, you always want

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<v Speaker 1>to hook up with it. And luckily for us, we

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<v Speaker 1>check the email and we did have quite a few

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<v Speaker 1>emails in from people who met somebody that they want

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<v Speaker 1>to call at a Halloween party. And we decided to

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of Thomas because Thomas wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>a girl today that he met at a Halloween party

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's not calling him back. What's up, Thomas? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Guys? How are you? I'm okay, Thomas. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>it like an unwritten rule about Halloween hookups that they

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<v Speaker 1>just stay there? Like there's never a real relationship that

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<v Speaker 1>comes out of these things. I don't think so. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you can find love at a Halloween party. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's a social gathering, a hopeless romance. Find love

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere if you know how to look for it, and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently you do, Thomas. So, who's the girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>want us to call today? What's her name? Alexa? Alexa?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? And how did you meet Alexa a front

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<v Speaker 1>of mine through this huge hableween party. There's a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of people there, but this one chick in particular, this

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<v Speaker 1>girl Alexa. I didn't know her, but she was dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as a witch. Not like a sexy witch, but not

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<v Speaker 1>like a horrifying witch, just a witch. She was a

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<v Speaker 1>normal witch. She was a normal witch. Okay. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>approach her immediately at the party or did you wait

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<v Speaker 1>a while before you made your move? I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>watched her from a distance for a while, like Juan, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I like to hear. I sort of skulked

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<v Speaker 1>around behind her the entire party. It wasn't like stalking her.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just kind of like early fall, check in

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<v Speaker 1>see where she was. Okay, all right? And then when

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<v Speaker 1>did you let her know that you had been watching her?

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<v Speaker 1>When did you strike? Well, it's gonna sound bad. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't strike, but I just couldn't figure out a way

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<v Speaker 1>to get up and talk to her. I kept waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for to talk to someone that I knew, so that

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<v Speaker 1>I could ingratiate myself into the conversation, right, But she

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<v Speaker 1>was talking with circles of people that didn't know. So

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<v Speaker 1>I decided I was going to try and scare her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good movie. Yeah, yeah, because frightening a woman

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<v Speaker 1>is a great way to meet them at a Halloween party.

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<v Speaker 1>That's perfectly acceptable. That's why you take women those to

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<v Speaker 1>horror movies, because you know that fear reflex also turns

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<v Speaker 1>you all a little bit. And I say, you're hoping

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<v Speaker 1>to scare the horny into her, exactly right, And did

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<v Speaker 1>it work for you? Well, here's the problem. She was

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<v Speaker 1>carrying around as part of her custom. She had this

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<v Speaker 1>cauldron with her and it had like smoke billowing out

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<v Speaker 1>of the cauldron. But I saw her at one point

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<v Speaker 1>start to head down this hallway towards a bathroom, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I ran through the kitchen and there was another

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<v Speaker 1>entryway into that hallway, so I hid behind the doorframe,

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<v Speaker 1>and as she passed by, I just jumped out and went, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>what did she do? Did she dropped her cauldron? She

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<v Speaker 1>dropped the cauldron. Oh no, the cauldron didn't break, but

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<v Speaker 1>it did still And I'm guessing it was dry ice.

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<v Speaker 1>If there was smoke, was dry ice. Yeah, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to clean that up? Well, everyone at the party,

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<v Speaker 1>all we remember about dry ice is what we learned

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<v Speaker 1>in science class in fifth grade, so nobody wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>touch it. Yeah, everyone was just freaking out dancing around it.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, how did she take the prank? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>did she like it? Or was she angry that you

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<v Speaker 1>made her? So I immediately apologized to her. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I was just trying to freak out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for a reason to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>because I think you're the cutest witch I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I made the wrong choice. I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>scared you. Let me get you a drink that would

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<v Speaker 1>be great. Thanks, But can I ask? I never asked

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<v Speaker 1>what were you dressed as? This whole time? I need

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<v Speaker 1>the full picture here. I was dressed as zombie Steve Jobs. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had just like a black turlneck on black pants.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a big hole in my side, like a

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<v Speaker 1>rib sticking out, and one of my eyes was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of bulgy. I have a friend that does makeup, and

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<v Speaker 1>he made it look pretty gruesome. All right, So you

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a horribly decomposed Steve Jobs exactly. Every woman

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<v Speaker 1>wants that, So I'm assuming as soon as she saw

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<v Speaker 1>your costume, she was already on board. Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she has a fetish for zombies or not,

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<v Speaker 1>or she's just really into walking dead, but she seed

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<v Speaker 1>into it. And how is the conversation between you two?

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. I mean we just chatted about all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of stuff. The music was pretty good, so we

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<v Speaker 1>danced for a little while, okay, and then by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the night we started making out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>She had to take off her witch nose so I

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<v Speaker 1>could get to her mouth, and you were thankful that

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<v Speaker 1>that was actually a fake nose. In my ameebriation, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a moment was like, man, I hope that nose

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<v Speaker 1>comes off. You guys obviously liked each other. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she made out with you and everything else. But have

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<v Speaker 1>you talked since the party? Well, she has not returned

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<v Speaker 1>my text. I texted her to the day after and

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing. Then I texted her again the next

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<v Speaker 1>day and still nothing. And I texted her again later

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<v Speaker 1>that day, which, yeah, I felt weird about. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>playing that text game with girls. So now it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a few days and I'm kind of wondering, Okay, are

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<v Speaker 1>you having second thoughts? So you pissed about the dry eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>did you find a burn on your ankle and there

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<v Speaker 1>you're bad at me? All right? So you you really

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea why she wouldn't want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but I appreciate a man who

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<v Speaker 1>over analyzes just like a woman. Oh my gosh, so much.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll help you out. Then we'll play a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? All right, man, hang on looking jubile in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning sep Right in the middle of a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. And if you're just joining us. The best

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<v Speaker 1>way to make a first impression on a lady is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, to scare the crap out of her the

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<v Speaker 1>moment that you meet her. Women love that, and nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows that better than Thomas, who was on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>right now for a second date update. He actually met

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that he wants to call at a Halloween party,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what he did. She was walking down a

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<v Speaker 1>hallway and he jumped out from behind the door, scared

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<v Speaker 1>her so bad that she dropped the cauldron that she

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<v Speaker 1>was holding. She was dressed as a witch and had

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<v Speaker 1>a cauldron that was billowing smoke out of it. She

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<v Speaker 1>ended up dropping dry ice all over the place and

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<v Speaker 1>then they had to call in a hazmat crew to

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<v Speaker 1>clean it up. Well, not really all that, he thinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's the reason he's not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>But they still did in the night by making out,

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<v Speaker 1>so she didn't seem too upset by getting scared. But

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't talked to her since that party, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to get her on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>why she's not calling him back. So you can't think

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<v Speaker 1>of anything that you did wrong besides the cauldron thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taxing my brain, and I really thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>a good night. I thought we had fun, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So no explanation. Well, I'll dial the phone number right

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<v Speaker 1>now then see if we can get her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I speak to Alexa? Please? Hi? Yes? Is she hey? Alexa?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, m Jebol from Brook and Jubal in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, Brook and Jewbil in the morning and Jubowl

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, Brook and Jewbowl in the morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should let's say it again, make it more true.

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<v Speaker 1>We are Brooke and jewel in the morning. Okay, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you

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<v Speaker 1>recently met one of our listeners and he's been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a hold of you, but you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. So he asked us to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and try to reconnect you. Really, that's really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is Well? His name is Thomas. Do you remember Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>I know one Thomas, a co worker, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's him. I don't know. He could be

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<v Speaker 1>he could be your co worker. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a guy that you met at a Halloween party.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that Thomas, Yeah, that Thomas Steve job zombie right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas emailed us because he said that you guys hung

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<v Speaker 1>out at that party and he really enjoyed spending time

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and you told him to text you after

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys could go out on a date. But

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<v Speaker 1>apparently he's tried and you're not responding to him. So

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<v Speaker 1>he thought maybe we could get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out why. Oh my goodness, Um, yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>a bummer. I'm a bummer that we're calling. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's just a bummer. It's unfortunate what is unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, sometimes it's just, oh, this is really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, how we can meet someone and later on

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<v Speaker 1>he realized that they're not necessarily the person that he

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<v Speaker 1>thought that you were meeting. Yeah, so he was dressed

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<v Speaker 1>up as a zombie Steve Jobs. Did you realize that

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<v Speaker 1>he actually wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs? And that's what

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<v Speaker 1>upset you? Wait a second, I guess in a weird way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. Wait, I am right that you were upset

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<v Speaker 1>that he wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the costume was really cool. I love Steve Jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, he had the black turtleneck, his makeup

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<v Speaker 1>was really cool. And after I met him, I went

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook and I checked him out and yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not attracted to him, Ario, No, I obviously had

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<v Speaker 1>a bad case of costume goggles. Costume goggles. I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>the term beer goggles, but I've never heard the term

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<v Speaker 1>costume goggles. Yeah. You know, as soon as I saw

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<v Speaker 1>him without the makeup, without the blood, he just looks

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a different person. Blood Sometimes when you

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<v Speaker 1>cover up your face, you just can't tell what you

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<v Speaker 1>look like at all right, right, I saw his picture

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook without the makeup on, and it's just not

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<v Speaker 1>what I expected. So, in other words, he's more attractive

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<v Speaker 1>to you with a bunch of zombie makeup on. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds horrible, I know, I know, but I mean maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's just not very photogenic, Like, wouldn't you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him in person? And because you know some people aren't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't want to riff that awkward meeting

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<v Speaker 1>of seeing him in person, and it's still be a disappointment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, hey, so remember that costume you had on?

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<v Speaker 1>You think you could wear that? Right now? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what else is awkward, Alexa What He's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to you, and

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<v Speaker 1>he heard what you just said. Yeah, Thomas, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>more attracted to me when I have an eyeball hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out of my head. Oh. I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds weird to say, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>found you more attractive as the zombie guy. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to wrap my head around this. You were attractive

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<v Speaker 1>enough to me to make out with me and dance

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<v Speaker 1>and chat for like three hours. But once you looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the pictures of me without zombie makeup on, you

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<v Speaker 1>were less attractive to me. I went onto Facebook expecting

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, and then it turns out that it's not

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<v Speaker 1>what I thought it was going to be. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm a bad looking guy. Am I really unattractive? No,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not bad looking. You're just not my type. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that you looked better as a zombie.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it like this, Say that I made out

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<v Speaker 1>with Orlando Bloomed, and then the next day I found

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<v Speaker 1>out that it was Johnny Depp. There's nothing wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Depp. I'm just not into Johnny Depp's but you're

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<v Speaker 1>still Johnny Depp. Yeah. I see a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>like Johnny dep but I'm just more into Orlando Blue.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I see what you're saying. It makes sense,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, weird way. But it's like if I made

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<v Speaker 1>out with Megan Fox and then the next day I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, no, it was Scarlett Johansson. Maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more into Megan Fox, but I'm still gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh hell, I'd make out with Scarlett Johnson some more. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, Alexa, using your own logic against you somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really confused. But what were you looking on Facebook?

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<v Speaker 1>Your profile? Tick? I never even found your last name,

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<v Speaker 1>so I couldn't do the proper stalking. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if maybe your pictures aren't so good either. Point, you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen her without her witch makeup on. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she took her nose off and that was it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I am talking to you, and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we really got along, and you even at one point

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<v Speaker 1>stopped and said, you're a really good kisser. Look, you

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<v Speaker 1>know there was a lot of alcohol involved that night

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<v Speaker 1>as well, so you know I can't remember that. God,

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<v Speaker 1>how would you feel if the tables were turned on

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<v Speaker 1>you right now? Well, I would be understanding. Everyone has

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<v Speaker 1>their preferences, you know, not everybody's going to find me checktive,

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<v Speaker 1>I call BS on that. All right, I'll tell you what,

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<v Speaker 1>you go out with me again. I'll wear just the

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<v Speaker 1>eyeball and we'll slowly transition into regular me. How about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea, Thomas, Alexa, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Thomas again or for a first time? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you just met at a party and didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>an actual date. Would you like a date with Thomas?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. Come on, Alexa, this is

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<v Speaker 1>your chance to prove yourself not so shallow. Will you

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<v Speaker 1>send me the other pictures? And then I can't decide

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<v Speaker 1>do you even still want to go out with her?

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<v Speaker 1>At this point? You know what I do. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to prove a point to her. It's less about the

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<v Speaker 1>actual date and more about just proving that you're still

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<v Speaker 1>good looking without zombie makeup on. Yes, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>show her that I can be attractive without looking like

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<v Speaker 1>a dead person. Oh wow, okay, so you guys will

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<v Speaker 1>go out then, Alexa? If he sends you pictures and

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<v Speaker 1>you approve, yeah, I guess I can do that. All right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations Thomas, you kind of got a second date. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Depended on the photos, I guess yeah, passed the test. Alexa,

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<v Speaker 1>Get ready, because I'm gonna send you some really good shots.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, nothing, nothing dirty, just the way you

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<v Speaker 1>said be on the lookout. Papa is about to send

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<v Speaker 1>some really good shot steer in broken juwil in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two

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<v Speaker 1>that says, hey, I can't blame her most guys look

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<v Speaker 1>better with makeup on hashtag no filter, of course. About

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call a girl named Alexa. They met at a

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween party, had a great time, he said. They even

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<v Speaker 1>made out a little bit at the end of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>exchange numbers, and then she wasn't calling him back and

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't figure out why. We got her on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>We found out the reason is because he didn't look

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<v Speaker 1>like a zombie anymore. Yeah, he was dressed as zombie

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Jobs and apparently, from the sounds of it, had

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<v Speaker 1>a really good costume. Was his eye bulging out and

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<v Speaker 1>everything else, And she wasn't attracted to him. When she

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<v Speaker 1>went to his Facebook and saw him without makeup on

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, Nah, he's just not my type. If it

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<v Speaker 1>makes him feel better, I'm sure that he's not the

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<v Speaker 1>only one that's going to have to deal with that

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<v Speaker 1>response to yeah, there's a lot of you. There's one

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<v Speaker 1>thing to wake up after just a night out and

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<v Speaker 1>seeing who the person really looks like in daylight, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Halloween just really exaggerates that. I do like the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that she used the term costume goggles. Though I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard beer goggles a lot, but I've never heard costume goggles,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's apparently what she had. They did agree to

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<v Speaker 1>go out again. Maybe. He said that he has really

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<v Speaker 1>good pictures and that he would send her those pictures

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<v Speaker 1>and he swears that she'll be impressed by that and

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<v Speaker 1>they will go out. She said, if she likes the pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>then she will actually give him another chance. So good

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<v Speaker 1>luck to those guys. Know, she's so shallow. She had

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<v Speaker 1>a great tie with him, great conversation, but a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of photos and it's over well and he still wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with her, I know. But then when

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<v Speaker 1>we asked him at the end, he's like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to prove a point that I do look okay

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<v Speaker 1>without zombie makeup. What was that phone call gonna be? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, listen, I reviewed the pictures. Finally go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Yeah? Yeah, I told you which picture was

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<v Speaker 1>the clincher me text in at seven eight, five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two did any of our listeners experience the same type

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<v Speaker 1>of thing? And he costumed goggles from Halloween weekend? I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to hear about that. It needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>its own hashtag. Yeah, remember if you want a second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date, I'll have to do his email the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will call the person who didn't call you

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<v Speaker 1>back shol in the morning