Speaker 1: Halloween parties are one of the favorite places to try
Speaker 1: to hook up with a sexy ghoul or a sexy
Speaker 1: goblin or a sexy toaster. Whatever anybody has dressed up
Speaker 1: to be like and made it sexy, you always want
Speaker 1: to hook up with it. And luckily for us, we
Speaker 1: check the email and we did have quite a few
Speaker 1: emails in from people who met somebody that they want
Speaker 1: to call at a Halloween party. And we decided to
Speaker 1: get a hold of Thomas because Thomas wants to call
Speaker 1: a girl today that he met at a Halloween party
Speaker 1: and now she's not calling him back. What's up, Thomas? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Guys? How are you? I'm okay, Thomas. Isn't
Speaker 1: it like an unwritten rule about Halloween hookups that they
Speaker 1: just stay there? Like there's never a real relationship that
Speaker 1: comes out of these things. I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think you can find love at a Halloween party. I
Speaker 1: mean it's a social gathering, a hopeless romance. Find love
Speaker 1: anywhere if you know how to look for it, and
Speaker 1: apparently you do, Thomas. So, who's the girl that you
Speaker 1: want us to call today? What's her name? Alexa? Alexa?
Speaker 1: All right? And how did you meet Alexa a front
Speaker 1: of mine through this huge hableween party. There's a ton
Speaker 1: of people there, but this one chick in particular, this
Speaker 1: girl Alexa. I didn't know her, but she was dressed
Speaker 1: as a witch. Not like a sexy witch, but not
Speaker 1: like a horrifying witch, just a witch. She was a
Speaker 1: normal witch. She was a normal witch. Okay. Did you
Speaker 1: approach her immediately at the party or did you wait
Speaker 1: a while before you made your move? I kind of
Speaker 1: watched her from a distance for a while, like Juan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I like to hear. I sort of skulked
Speaker 1: around behind her the entire party. It wasn't like stalking her.
Speaker 1: I was just kind of like early fall, check in
Speaker 1: see where she was. Okay, all right? And then when
Speaker 1: did you let her know that you had been watching her?
Speaker 1: When did you strike? Well, it's gonna sound bad. I
Speaker 1: didn't strike, but I just couldn't figure out a way
Speaker 1: to get up and talk to her. I kept waiting
Speaker 1: for to talk to someone that I knew, so that
Speaker 1: I could ingratiate myself into the conversation, right, But she
Speaker 1: was talking with circles of people that didn't know. So
Speaker 1: I decided I was going to try and scare her.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie. Yeah, yeah, because frightening a woman
Speaker 1: is a great way to meet them at a Halloween party.
Speaker 1: That's perfectly acceptable. That's why you take women those to
Speaker 1: horror movies, because you know that fear reflex also turns
Speaker 1: you all a little bit. And I say, you're hoping
Speaker 1: to scare the horny into her, exactly right, And did
Speaker 1: it work for you? Well, here's the problem. She was
Speaker 1: carrying around as part of her custom. She had this
Speaker 1: cauldron with her and it had like smoke billowing out
Speaker 1: of the cauldron. But I saw her at one point
Speaker 1: start to head down this hallway towards a bathroom, and
Speaker 1: so I ran through the kitchen and there was another
Speaker 1: entryway into that hallway, so I hid behind the doorframe,
Speaker 1: and as she passed by, I just jumped out and went, ah,
Speaker 1: what did she do? Did she dropped her cauldron? She
Speaker 1: dropped the cauldron. Oh no, the cauldron didn't break, but
Speaker 1: it did still And I'm guessing it was dry ice.
Speaker 1: If there was smoke, was dry ice. Yeah, how are
Speaker 1: you going to clean that up? Well, everyone at the party,
Speaker 1: all we remember about dry ice is what we learned
Speaker 1: in science class in fifth grade, so nobody wanted to
Speaker 1: touch it. Yeah, everyone was just freaking out dancing around it.
Speaker 1: So well, how did she take the prank? I mean,
Speaker 1: did she like it? Or was she angry that you
Speaker 1: made her? So I immediately apologized to her. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was just trying to freak out.
Speaker 1: I was looking for a reason to talk to you
Speaker 1: because I think you're the cutest witch I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I guess I made the wrong choice. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: scared you. Let me get you a drink that would
Speaker 1: be great. Thanks, But can I ask? I never asked
Speaker 1: what were you dressed as? This whole time? I need
Speaker 1: the full picture here. I was dressed as zombie Steve Jobs. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I had just like a black turlneck on black pants.
Speaker 1: I had a big hole in my side, like a
Speaker 1: rib sticking out, and one of my eyes was kind
Speaker 1: of bulgy. I have a friend that does makeup, and
Speaker 1: he made it look pretty gruesome. All right, So you
Speaker 1: looked like a horribly decomposed Steve Jobs exactly. Every woman
Speaker 1: wants that, So I'm assuming as soon as she saw
Speaker 1: your costume, she was already on board. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if she has a fetish for zombies or not,
Speaker 1: or she's just really into walking dead, but she seed
Speaker 1: into it. And how is the conversation between you two?
Speaker 1: It was great. I mean we just chatted about all
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. The music was pretty good, so we
Speaker 1: danced for a little while, okay, and then by the
Speaker 1: end of the night we started making out a little bit.
Speaker 1: She had to take off her witch nose so I
Speaker 1: could get to her mouth, and you were thankful that
Speaker 1: that was actually a fake nose. In my ameebriation, there
Speaker 1: was a moment was like, man, I hope that nose
Speaker 1: comes off. You guys obviously liked each other. I mean,
Speaker 1: she made out with you and everything else. But have
Speaker 1: you talked since the party? Well, she has not returned
Speaker 1: my text. I texted her to the day after and
Speaker 1: I got nothing. Then I texted her again the next
Speaker 1: day and still nothing. And I texted her again later
Speaker 1: that day, which, yeah, I felt weird about. I hate
Speaker 1: playing that text game with girls. So now it's been
Speaker 1: a few days and I'm kind of wondering, Okay, are
Speaker 1: you having second thoughts? So you pissed about the dry eyes,
Speaker 1: did you find a burn on your ankle and there
Speaker 1: you're bad at me? All right? So you you really
Speaker 1: have no idea why she wouldn't want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I appreciate a man who
Speaker 1: over analyzes just like a woman. Oh my gosh, so much.
Speaker 1: And we'll help you out. Then we'll play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, man, hang on looking jubile in
Speaker 1: the morning sep Right in the middle of a second
Speaker 1: date update. And if you're just joining us. The best
Speaker 1: way to make a first impression on a lady is,
Speaker 1: of course, to scare the crap out of her the
Speaker 1: moment that you meet her. Women love that, and nobody
Speaker 1: knows that better than Thomas, who was on the phone
Speaker 1: right now for a second date update. He actually met
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants to call at a Halloween party,
Speaker 1: and that's what he did. She was walking down a
Speaker 1: hallway and he jumped out from behind the door, scared
Speaker 1: her so bad that she dropped the cauldron that she
Speaker 1: was holding. She was dressed as a witch and had
Speaker 1: a cauldron that was billowing smoke out of it. She
Speaker 1: ended up dropping dry ice all over the place and
Speaker 1: then they had to call in a hazmat crew to
Speaker 1: clean it up. Well, not really all that, he thinks.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the reason he's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: But they still did in the night by making out,
Speaker 1: so she didn't seem too upset by getting scared. But
Speaker 1: he hasn't talked to her since that party, and we're
Speaker 1: about to get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: why she's not calling him back. So you can't think
Speaker 1: of anything that you did wrong besides the cauldron thing.
Speaker 1: I'm taxing my brain, and I really thought it was
Speaker 1: a good night. I thought we had fun, all right,
Speaker 1: So no explanation. Well, I'll dial the phone number right
Speaker 1: now then see if we can get her on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Can I speak to Alexa? Please? Hi? Yes? Is she hey? Alexa?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning, m Jebol from Brook and Jubal in
Speaker 1: the morning, Brook and Jewbil in the morning and Jubowl
Speaker 1: in the morning, Brook and Jewbowl in the morning. I
Speaker 1: think we should let's say it again, make it more true.
Speaker 1: We are Brooke and jewel in the morning. Okay, why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you
Speaker 1: recently met one of our listeners and he's been trying
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you, but you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back. So he asked us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and try to reconnect you. Really, that's really weird.
Speaker 1: Who is Well? His name is Thomas. Do you remember Thomas.
Speaker 1: I know one Thomas, a co worker, and I don't
Speaker 1: think that that's him. I don't know. He could be
Speaker 1: he could be your co worker. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's a guy that you met at a Halloween party.
Speaker 1: Oh that Thomas, Yeah, that Thomas Steve job zombie right. Well,
Speaker 1: Thomas emailed us because he said that you guys hung
Speaker 1: out at that party and he really enjoyed spending time
Speaker 1: with you, and you told him to text you after
Speaker 1: and you guys could go out on a date. But
Speaker 1: apparently he's tried and you're not responding to him. So
Speaker 1: he thought maybe we could get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why. Oh my goodness, Um, yeah, what
Speaker 1: a bummer. I'm a bummer that we're calling. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a bummer. It's unfortunate what is unfortunate.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's just, oh, this is really hard.
Speaker 1: You know, how we can meet someone and later on
Speaker 1: he realized that they're not necessarily the person that he
Speaker 1: thought that you were meeting. Yeah, so he was dressed
Speaker 1: up as a zombie Steve Jobs. Did you realize that
Speaker 1: he actually wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs? And that's what
Speaker 1: upset you? Wait a second, I guess in a weird way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Wait, I am right that you were upset
Speaker 1: that he wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought the costume was really cool. I love Steve Jobs,
Speaker 1: and you know, he had the black turtleneck, his makeup
Speaker 1: was really cool. And after I met him, I went
Speaker 1: on Facebook and I checked him out and yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: you're not attracted to him, Ario, No, I obviously had
Speaker 1: a bad case of costume goggles. Costume goggles. I've heard
Speaker 1: the term beer goggles, but I've never heard the term
Speaker 1: costume goggles. Yeah. You know, as soon as I saw
Speaker 1: him without the makeup, without the blood, he just looks
Speaker 1: kind of like a different person. Blood Sometimes when you
Speaker 1: cover up your face, you just can't tell what you
Speaker 1: look like at all right, right, I saw his picture
Speaker 1: on Facebook without the makeup on, and it's just not
Speaker 1: what I expected. So, in other words, he's more attractive
Speaker 1: to you with a bunch of zombie makeup on. That
Speaker 1: sounds horrible, I know, I know, but I mean maybe
Speaker 1: he's just not very photogenic, Like, wouldn't you want to
Speaker 1: see him in person? And because you know some people aren't,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to riff that awkward meeting
Speaker 1: of seeing him in person, and it's still be a disappointment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, so remember that costume you had on?
Speaker 1: You think you could wear that? Right now? You know
Speaker 1: what else is awkward, Alexa What He's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you, and
Speaker 1: he heard what you just said. Yeah, Thomas, I'm so
Speaker 1: so sorry. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm just
Speaker 1: more attracted to me when I have an eyeball hanging
Speaker 1: out of my head. Oh. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds weird to say, but I just
Speaker 1: found you more attractive as the zombie guy. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to wrap my head around this. You were attractive
Speaker 1: enough to me to make out with me and dance
Speaker 1: and chat for like three hours. But once you looked
Speaker 1: at the pictures of me without zombie makeup on, you
Speaker 1: were less attractive to me. I went onto Facebook expecting
Speaker 1: one thing, and then it turns out that it's not
Speaker 1: what I thought it was going to be. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm a bad looking guy. Am I really unattractive? No,
Speaker 1: You're not bad looking. You're just not my type. And
Speaker 1: I just thought that you looked better as a zombie.
Speaker 1: Think about it like this, Say that I made out
Speaker 1: with Orlando Bloomed, and then the next day I found
Speaker 1: out that it was Johnny Depp. There's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp. I'm just not into Johnny Depp's but you're
Speaker 1: still Johnny Depp. Yeah. I see a lot of people
Speaker 1: like Johnny dep but I'm just more into Orlando Blue.
Speaker 1: I guess I see what you're saying. It makes sense,
Speaker 1: you know, weird way. But it's like if I made
Speaker 1: out with Megan Fox and then the next day I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, it was Scarlett Johansson. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: more into Megan Fox, but I'm still gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh hell, I'd make out with Scarlett Johnson some more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, Alexa, using your own logic against you somehow.
Speaker 1: I'm really confused. But what were you looking on Facebook?
Speaker 1: Your profile? Tick? I never even found your last name,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't do the proper stalking. I don't know
Speaker 1: if maybe your pictures aren't so good either. Point, you
Speaker 1: haven't seen her without her witch makeup on. I mean
Speaker 1: she took her nose off and that was it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I am talking to you, and I thought
Speaker 1: we really got along, and you even at one point
Speaker 1: stopped and said, you're a really good kisser. Look, you
Speaker 1: know there was a lot of alcohol involved that night
Speaker 1: as well, so you know I can't remember that. God,
Speaker 1: how would you feel if the tables were turned on
Speaker 1: you right now? Well, I would be understanding. Everyone has
Speaker 1: their preferences, you know, not everybody's going to find me checktive,
Speaker 1: I call BS on that. All right, I'll tell you what,
Speaker 1: you go out with me again. I'll wear just the
Speaker 1: eyeball and we'll slowly transition into regular me. How about that.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea, Thomas, Alexa, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Thomas again or for a first time? Really?
Speaker 1: Because you just met at a party and didn't have
Speaker 1: an actual date. Would you like a date with Thomas?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Come on, Alexa, this is
Speaker 1: your chance to prove yourself not so shallow. Will you
Speaker 1: send me the other pictures? And then I can't decide
Speaker 1: do you even still want to go out with her?
Speaker 1: At this point? You know what I do. I want
Speaker 1: to prove a point to her. It's less about the
Speaker 1: actual date and more about just proving that you're still
Speaker 1: good looking without zombie makeup on. Yes, I want to
Speaker 1: show her that I can be attractive without looking like
Speaker 1: a dead person. Oh wow, okay, so you guys will
Speaker 1: go out then, Alexa? If he sends you pictures and
Speaker 1: you approve, yeah, I guess I can do that. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Thomas, you kind of got a second date. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Depended on the photos, I guess yeah, passed the test. Alexa,
Speaker 1: Get ready, because I'm gonna send you some really good shots.
Speaker 1: I don't know, nothing, nothing dirty, just the way you
Speaker 1: said be on the lookout. Papa is about to send
Speaker 1: some really good shot steer in broken juwil in the
Speaker 1: morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two
Speaker 1: that says, hey, I can't blame her most guys look
Speaker 1: better with makeup on hashtag no filter, of course. About
Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Alexa. They met at a
Speaker 1: Halloween party, had a great time, he said. They even
Speaker 1: made out a little bit at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: exchange numbers, and then she wasn't calling him back and
Speaker 1: he couldn't figure out why. We got her on the phone.
Speaker 1: We found out the reason is because he didn't look
Speaker 1: like a zombie anymore. Yeah, he was dressed as zombie
Speaker 1: Steve Jobs and apparently, from the sounds of it, had
Speaker 1: a really good costume. Was his eye bulging out and
Speaker 1: everything else, And she wasn't attracted to him. When she
Speaker 1: went to his Facebook and saw him without makeup on
Speaker 1: She's like, Nah, he's just not my type. If it
Speaker 1: makes him feel better, I'm sure that he's not the
Speaker 1: only one that's going to have to deal with that
Speaker 1: response to yeah, there's a lot of you. There's one
Speaker 1: thing to wake up after just a night out and
Speaker 1: seeing who the person really looks like in daylight, and
Speaker 1: then Halloween just really exaggerates that. I do like the
Speaker 1: fact that she used the term costume goggles. Though I've
Speaker 1: heard beer goggles a lot, but I've never heard costume goggles,
Speaker 1: and that's apparently what she had. They did agree to
Speaker 1: go out again. Maybe. He said that he has really
Speaker 1: good pictures and that he would send her those pictures
Speaker 1: and he swears that she'll be impressed by that and
Speaker 1: they will go out. She said, if she likes the pictures,
Speaker 1: then she will actually give him another chance. So good
Speaker 1: luck to those guys. Know, she's so shallow. She had
Speaker 1: a great tie with him, great conversation, but a couple
Speaker 1: of photos and it's over well and he still wants
Speaker 1: to go out with her, I know. But then when
Speaker 1: we asked him at the end, he's like, I just
Speaker 1: want to prove a point that I do look okay
Speaker 1: without zombie makeup. What was that phone call gonna be? Like?
Speaker 1: She's like, listen, I reviewed the pictures. Finally go out
Speaker 1: with you? Yeah? Yeah, I told you which picture was
Speaker 1: the clincher me text in at seven eight, five nine
Speaker 1: two did any of our listeners experience the same type
Speaker 1: of thing? And he costumed goggles from Halloween weekend? I
Speaker 1: would like to hear about that. It needs to be
Speaker 1: its own hashtag. Yeah, remember if you want a second
Speaker 1: day up date, I'll have to do his email the show,
Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you
Speaker 1: back shol in the morning