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Speaker 1: Halloween parties are one of the favorite places to try

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Speaker 1: to be like and made it sexy, you always want

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Speaker 1: to hook up with it. And luckily for us, we

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Speaker 1: check the email and we did have quite a few

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Speaker 1: emails in from people who met somebody that they want

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Speaker 1: to call at a Halloween party. And we decided to

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Speaker 1: get a hold of Thomas because Thomas wants to call

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Speaker 1: a girl today that he met at a Halloween party

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Speaker 1: and now she's not calling him back. What's up, Thomas? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Guys? How are you? I'm okay, Thomas. Isn't

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Speaker 1: it like an unwritten rule about Halloween hookups that they

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Speaker 1: just stay there? Like there's never a real relationship that

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Speaker 1: comes out of these things. I don't think so. I

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Speaker 1: think you can find love at a Halloween party. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's a social gathering, a hopeless romance. Find love

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Speaker 1: anywhere if you know how to look for it, and

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Speaker 1: apparently you do, Thomas. So, who's the girl that you

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Speaker 1: want us to call today? What's her name? Alexa? Alexa?

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Speaker 1: All right? And how did you meet Alexa a front

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Speaker 1: of mine through this huge hableween party. There's a ton

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Speaker 1: of people there, but this one chick in particular, this

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Speaker 1: girl Alexa. I didn't know her, but she was dressed

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Speaker 1: as a witch. Not like a sexy witch, but not

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Speaker 1: like a horrifying witch, just a witch. She was a

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Speaker 1: normal witch. She was a normal witch. Okay. Did you

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Speaker 1: that's what I like to hear. I sort of skulked

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Speaker 1: around behind her the entire party. It wasn't like stalking her.

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Speaker 1: I was just kind of like early fall, check in

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Speaker 1: see where she was. Okay, all right? And then when

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Speaker 1: did you let her know that you had been watching her?

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Speaker 1: When did you strike? Well, it's gonna sound bad. I

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Speaker 1: didn't strike, but I just couldn't figure out a way

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Speaker 1: I could ingratiate myself into the conversation, right, But she

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Speaker 1: I decided I was going to try and scare her.

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Speaker 1: That's a good movie. Yeah, yeah, because frightening a woman

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Speaker 1: is a great way to meet them at a Halloween party.

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Speaker 1: That's perfectly acceptable. That's why you take women those to

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Speaker 1: horror movies, because you know that fear reflex also turns

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Speaker 1: you all a little bit. And I say, you're hoping

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Speaker 1: to scare the horny into her, exactly right, And did

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Speaker 1: it work for you? Well, here's the problem. She was

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Speaker 1: carrying around as part of her custom. She had this

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Speaker 1: cauldron with her and it had like smoke billowing out

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Speaker 1: of the cauldron. But I saw her at one point

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Speaker 1: and as she passed by, I just jumped out and went, ah,

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Speaker 1: what did she do? Did she dropped her cauldron? She

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Speaker 1: dropped the cauldron. Oh no, the cauldron didn't break, but

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Speaker 1: If there was smoke, was dry ice. Yeah, how are

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Speaker 1: you going to clean that up? Well, everyone at the party,

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Speaker 1: So well, how did she take the prank? I mean,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was just trying to freak out.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for a reason to talk to you

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Speaker 1: because I think you're the cutest witch I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: be great. Thanks, But can I ask? I never asked

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Speaker 1: what were you dressed as? This whole time? I need

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Speaker 1: the full picture here. I was dressed as zombie Steve Jobs. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and I had just like a black turlneck on black pants.

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Speaker 1: my text. I texted her to the day after and

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Speaker 1: you having second thoughts? So you pissed about the dry eyes,

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Speaker 1: you're bad at me? All right? So you you really

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Speaker 1: have no idea why she wouldn't want to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I appreciate a man who

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Speaker 1: over analyzes just like a woman. Oh my gosh, so much.

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Speaker 1: And we'll help you out. Then we'll play a song.

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Speaker 1: Come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: thank you? All right, man, hang on looking jubile in

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Speaker 1: the morning sep Right in the middle of a second

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Speaker 1: way to make a first impression on a lady is,

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Speaker 1: moment that you meet her. Women love that, and nobody

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Speaker 1: and that's what he did. She was walking down a

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the reason he's not getting a call back.

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Speaker 1: But they still did in the night by making out,

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Speaker 1: why she's not calling him back. So you can't think

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Speaker 1: of anything that you did wrong besides the cauldron thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm taxing my brain, and I really thought it was

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Speaker 1: So no explanation. Well, I'll dial the phone number right

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Speaker 1: phone and find out. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Can I speak to Alexa? Please? Hi? Yes? Is she hey? Alexa?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning, m Jebol from Brook and Jubal in

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Speaker 1: the morning, Brook and Jewbil in the morning and Jubowl

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Speaker 1: in the morning, Brook and Jewbowl in the morning. I

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Speaker 1: think we should let's say it again, make it more true.

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Speaker 1: We are Brooke and jewel in the morning. Okay, why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you

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Speaker 1: recently met one of our listeners and he's been trying

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Speaker 1: him back. So he asked us to get you on

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Speaker 1: the phone and try to reconnect you. Really, that's really weird.

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Speaker 1: Who is Well? His name is Thomas. Do you remember Thomas.

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Speaker 1: I know one Thomas, a co worker, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think that that's him. I don't know. He could be

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Speaker 1: he could be your co worker. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: It's a guy that you met at a Halloween party.

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Speaker 1: Oh that Thomas, Yeah, that Thomas Steve job zombie right. Well,

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Speaker 1: Thomas emailed us because he said that you guys hung

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Speaker 1: and you guys could go out on a date. But

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Speaker 1: apparently he's tried and you're not responding to him. So

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Speaker 1: and find out why. Oh my goodness, Um, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: a bummer. I'm a bummer that we're calling. I mean,

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's just, oh, this is really hard.

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Speaker 1: he realized that they're not necessarily the person that he

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Speaker 1: thought that you were meeting. Yeah, so he was dressed

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Speaker 1: he actually wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs? And that's what

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Speaker 1: you're right. Wait, I am right that you were upset

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Speaker 1: that he wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I thought the costume was really cool. I love Steve Jobs,

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Speaker 1: and you know, he had the black turtleneck, his makeup

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Speaker 1: on Facebook and I checked him out and yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're not attracted to him, Ario, No, I obviously had

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Speaker 1: a bad case of costume goggles. Costume goggles. I've heard

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Speaker 1: the term beer goggles, but I've never heard the term

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Speaker 1: costume goggles. Yeah. You know, as soon as I saw

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Speaker 1: him without the makeup, without the blood, he just looks

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Speaker 1: look like at all right, right, I saw his picture

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Speaker 1: on Facebook without the makeup on, and it's just not

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Speaker 1: what I expected. So, in other words, he's more attractive

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Speaker 1: to you with a bunch of zombie makeup on. That

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Speaker 1: sounds horrible, I know, I know, but I mean maybe

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Speaker 1: he's just not very photogenic, Like, wouldn't you want to

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Speaker 1: see him in person? And because you know some people aren't,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to riff that awkward meeting

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Speaker 1: of seeing him in person, and it's still be a disappointment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're like, hey, so remember that costume you had on?

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Speaker 1: You think you could wear that? Right now? You know

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Speaker 1: what else is awkward, Alexa What He's actually on the

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Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you, and

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Speaker 1: he heard what you just said. Yeah, Thomas, I'm so

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm just

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Speaker 1: more attracted to me when I have an eyeball hanging

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Speaker 1: out of my head. Oh. I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds weird to say, but I just

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Speaker 1: found you more attractive as the zombie guy. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to wrap my head around this. You were attractive

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Speaker 1: enough to me to make out with me and dance

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Speaker 1: and chat for like three hours. But once you looked

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Speaker 1: at the pictures of me without zombie makeup on, you

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea, Thomas, Alexa, would you like to

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Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Come on, Alexa, this is

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Speaker 1: its own hashtag. Yeah, remember if you want a second

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Speaker 1: day up date, I'll have to do his email the show,

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Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you

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